The Catalyst/Transcript

This is the episode script of Connor Lacey's Adventures of Beast Machines Transformers.

[Theme song]

Ryan Tigerman: Last time on Connor Lacey's Adventures of Beast Machines.

Tankor/Rhinox: The old Autobot datatracks refer to a powerful sheroid computer called Vector Sigma. The Datatracks also mentioned a Key to Vector Sigma which could turn organics into technomatter.

[Then, to Ryan Tigerman and Optimus Primal]

Ryan Tigerman: The vision of the Oricle is coming true.

Optimus Primal: Cybertron's organic core is returning life our world.

[To Tankor]

Dianostic Drone: Everyone from Optimus and Ryan to Megatron and Ryvine beleaves you have gone offline.

Tankor/Rhinox: Excellent.

[End of recap]

[The episode starts at the Maximal's orchard. Ryan Tigerman turns on a hologram of Rhinox]

Ryan Tigerman: And so, we pause to reflect on our departed friend and conrade Rhinox.

Optimus Primal: Rather then the enemy Tankor he became. For all possibilities exists within our sparks and each of us is vulnerable to the path of darkness.

Connor Lacey: With all my heart, Twiley-wiley, I'll stop you from suffering the same fate.

Sci-Ryan: I hope I will help Blackarachnia find and bring back Silverbolt.

Ryan Tigerman: We plant this seed in your memory, Rhinox. [places the seed in the ground] And nurture it with some of Cybertron's organic core which will one day, heal our planet. [pours the goop into the hole]

Evil Anna: That day won't come unless we get more of the organic juice.

Ryan Tigerman: Rhinox, we hope your spark is, at last, found peace within the Matrix.

[Meanwhile, to Tankor/Rhinox]

Tankor/Rhinox: If I were you, I'd be a lot more concern about your own spark.

[Then, to the villains]

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): Tell us about Tankor.

Thrust (BM): Nice Guy. Little dim.

Jetstorm (BM): Your glorious army will shine less brightly without his guiding... Can I have his tank drones?

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): Megatron is looking for clues to Tankor's whereabouts before his destruction.

Diagnostic Drone: Eminance, I humbly submit the results of my investigation. It appears Tankor somehow stumbled onto an extrodanry find. The legendary Key to Vector Sigma.

[The screen shows the Key]

Diagnostic Drone: Tankor attempted to use the key as a weapon.

[A screen shows Tankor using the Key]

Tankor/Rhinox: [on video] OVERLOADING!!!!

Diagnostic Drone: It's Power was far too great for his internal system.

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): Hmm. That is a bit ambitious for a single minded robot.

Diagnostic Drone: Well, you can turn the loss of this Vehicon to your advantage. It is a simple matter to download the Key program...

[To Tankor/Rhinox]

Tankor/Rhinox: ....into your drones to deploy it's powerful beam on a planetary level.

[Back to the villains]

Diagnostic Drone: On a planetary level.

[A screen shows a clip of plants getting zapped by the Key ray]

Diagnostic Drone: The Key will destroy any and all organic matter. Cybertron can at last be purged. I shall prepare the process imedeatley.

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): Wait a minute! What effects of the Key have on my and Megatron's beast modes?

Diagnostic Drone: After so many thwarted attempts, they will finally be eleminated.

[Then, to Tankor/Rhinox]

Tankor/Rhinox: Driving you and Megatron Mad Until you two go offline forever, leaving Cybertron under my control.

Diagnostic Drone: Driving you and Megatron mad...

Tankor/Rhinox: No, no! Don't say that!

Diagnostic Drone: Mad...ly away. From both your maddening beast modes.

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): And you got any proof that my and Megatron's sparks won't be destroyed in the process? Hmm?

Diagnostic Drone: Not as such.

Megatron (BM): Then, I strongly suggest you provide some.

Diagnostic Drone: But, time is on the essence, my league.

Tankor/Rhinox: The organics are rapidly gaining ground.

Diagnostic Drone: The organics are rapidly gaining ground. I have a reason to beleave that the Maximals and Connor Lacey and Pals are introducing plantlife to Cybertron.

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): You appear different of late.

Tankor/Rhinox: I could assure that....

Diagnostic Drone: I am operating at full capacity.

[Ryvine Sparkle (BM) nods and waves his hand to send out troops]

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): Arm the drones with the key and test it on the spark of a Maximal and Connor Lacey.

Diagnostic Drone: But, the Maximals and Connor Lacey...

Ryvine Sparkle (BM): Pose no threat to us with subery.

[Then, Tankor/Rhinox smashed his screen]

Tankor/Rhinox: They're not taking the bait. Ugh. If I don't keep thier troops away from the Maximals and Connor Lacey and Pals, my plans will fall apart!

[Then, back to a computer room. Evil Anna pours a little of the goo into a machine]

Evil Anna: Initiate planetwide search for matching organic chemical compound.

Computer: Serching. Please, wait.

Rattrap: [Sighs] Oh man. These ancient systems are slower then I am.

Evil Anna: You and me both.

[They hear something and looks around]

Evil Anna: Say, Rattrap. I could have sworn I smell a rat.

[Rattrap grabs the canister which is dangling from a web]

Rattrap: I did smell a rat. [sees Blackarachnia and Sci-Ryan] An eight legged rat and a two legged rat.

Evil Anna: We are suppose to search for the goo, not tearing it off.

Sci-Ryan: I need it, my girlfriend.

Evil Anna: Oh yeah? For what?

Sci-Ryan: Silverbolt.

Rattrap: Excuse us?

Sci-Ryan: Look. Silverbolt is trapped inside Thrust. Blackarachnia and I knew it. We need to use the goo as a catalyst to get him back.

Evil Anna: Okay. And be careful, my boyfriend. And this is for Connor's Twilight, when you find her. [kisses Sci-Ryan]

Sci-Ryan: Thanks, Evil Anna. See ya later.

[Then, to the Vehicons, they

Jetstorm (BM): Welcome to another exciting edition of "Digging for Maximals"!

[Dianostic Drone arrives]

Diagnostic Drone: Ahem. Maximal signature detected.

[Jetstorm And Thrust looks at each other for a second]

Diagnostic Drone: I bealeve the phrase is "that a way".

Jetstorm (BM): Say What?

Thrust (BM): I'm not picking up any signal.

Diagnostic Drone: No doubt, due to the fact that your tracking equipment is not nearly as proficient as mine.

Jetstorm (BM): Oookay. Jetstorm, afterburn! [Transforms]

Thrust (BM): Thrust, overdrive! [Transforms]

Diagnostic Drone: [activates his comunicator] Do you intend to stall them until Megatron and Ryvine simply changes their minds?

Tankor/Rhinox: I intend to change it for them.

[Back to Rattrap and Evil Anna. They wait for data to be completed]

Computer: Search complete. One partial match found. Displaying.

Rattrap: Oh man. This is just some catalyst program.

Evil Anna: Let me see. [Checks the data] Electrochemical reaction... organic core... Dramaticly increases growth potential...

[Rattrap and Evil Anna gasps]

Rattrap: "Increases growth potential"?

Evil Anna: You gotta download it.

Rattrap: Okay, Evil Anna. I am transformed. [Transform]

[He connects his tail to the computer] Rattrap: Oh, lay that download on me, baby.

[At the Maximals' orchard, Evil Anna and Rattrap are going to test the catalyst program on the goo]

Evil Anna: This is gonna be sweet. [Giggles]