Peach Learns From Daisy/Meta Knight Visits Mario and Luigi/Transcript

This is the transcript of Mario Hood Part 5.

(Fade to where we view Princess Peach's castle. We zoom in as we Peach looking out the window. We are now inside. Peach is doing a little dance with her sash. We go over to Daisy who is sitting on a chair, knitting)

Daisy: Ah, me. Young love. Oh, it is a grand thing.

(Peach opens her drawer which shows a wanted poster of Mario)

Peach: Oh, Daisy, surely he must know how much I still love him

Daisy: Well, of course, Peach. Believe me, someday soon, your uncle King Hyrule, will have an outlaw for an in-law.

Peach: (giggles) Oh, Daisy! But when? When?

Daisy: Oh, patience, Peach, patience. Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Peach: Or forgetful. (sighs) I don't know why have been away from Mario for so long. But right now, he has forgotton all about me. (She looks out the window and sighs again.)

(We now fade to Mario and Luigi in their secret hideout in Sherwood Forest. Mario is humming as he is cooking, and Luigi is hanging up clothes on a tree)

Luigi: Hey, lover boy. How's that grub coming along? I am starving.

(Mario continues humming while he cooks)

Luigi: Mario? Mario? Brother? HEY!

Mario: Hmm? Hey, what? What did you just say?

Luigi: Ah, forget it. Your mind's not off food, you're just thinking about somebody with long eyelashes, long blonde hair, and you're smelling that sweet perfume. (sniffs the smoke and coughs)

Mario: Hey, whoa! This is boiling over!

Luigi: Hey, you're burning the chow! (Grabs the pot of the fire and puts in a rock and fans away the burning smoke)

Mario: Sorry, Luigi. I guess I was just thinking about Princess Peach again. I couldn't help it. I love her, Luigi.

Luigi: Look, bro, why don't you just stop mooning and moping around? Just marry the princess.

Mario: Marry her? You can't just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and you say "Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?" Well, this just isn't done that way.

Luigi: Oh, come on, Mario. Climb the castle walls. Sweep her off her feet. Carry her off in style.

Mario: (sighs) It's no use Luigi, I just thought it all up. It just wouldn't work that way. And besides, what have I got to offer her?

Luigi: Well, for one thing, you cannot cook, though.

Mario: I'm serious, Luigi. She's a highborn lady of quality.

Luigi: So she's got class, so what?

(Meta Knight arrives)

Mario: I'm an outlaw, that's what. That is no like for a lovely lady. Always on the run. What kind of a future is that, anyway?

Meta Knight: Oh, for crying out loud, pal! You are no outlaw. Why, someday, you will be called a great hero!

Mario: A hero? Oh, boy! You hear that, Luigi? We've just been pardons!

Luigi: Why, yes, that is a gas. We never even got arrested yet.