Opening/Fairytale

Here's how the opening and the Fairytale begins in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet Shrek.

[The film starts out with the DreamWorks logo, and it says "DreamWorks Pictures Presents" and "A PDI/DreamWorks Production". Then a light shines down to a book and opens up]

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a lovely Princess. [page flips over] But she had an enchanted of a fearful sort. Which can only be broken by love's first kiss. [page flips over] She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon! [page flips] Many brave knights have attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. [page flips over] She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room, in the tallest tower, for true love, and true loves first kiss. [then a green hand comes out and rips out the page] Yeah! [closes the book] Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of! [toilet flushes]

["All Star" begins playing]