Ambush at the crystal mine

This is how the ambush at the Crystal mine goes in Wrath of the Century

Tirek: [outside the mine] Here comes the train!

[we see the train pulling into the crystal mine]

Ernie: He's here!

[the train stops as the Cavalry men hop off the flatbed]

Cavalry man 1: Clear the track, men!

Cavalry man 2: Outta the way!

[The Cavary man start walking Brian, Vinny, and John Reid to be executed]

Miner: Going to pit!

[but unknown to anyone, someone watches from behind one of the mine track bridges]

Jay Fuller: My God!

Latham Cole: Out here, it's just rock.

Flim: Put it on a train, it's priceless.

Jay Fuller: What could you buy with all of that?

Latham Cole: A country, Captain. A great country. For which our children will thank us.

[Then Boba Fett's ship lands]

Boba Fett: I have the baby. [shows it in a cage]

Saturn: Excellent.

Mars: Wait, where's the clone Rexy?

Boba Fett: It didn't stand a chance. It was torn apart.

Saturn: Deals and deal. Give him his reward.

[Grunts give him a suit case with gold as Boba leaves]

[the men uncouple the flatcar and boxcar from the train]

Railway man: Take her ahead! Line her up!

[The Constitution moves into the tunnel]

Railway mane 2: That'll do! Get these Chinaman out of here!

[The china workers leave]

Calvary man: Detail, halt!

[They put John, Brian, and Vinny on a flatcar then blindfold him]

[Inside the tunnel, 2 mysterious figures walked up]

Calvary man: Didn't you hear me Chinamen? I said get out!

Jay Fuller: Point, arms!

[In the coach]

Anna: Don't do this.

[back outside]

Jay Fuller: Load! [the soldiers do so]

Calvary man: [points his rifle at the figures] I ain't gonna tell you again!

Tonto: [holds up cage]

Calvary man: What the heck is that?

The driver: [sees his bird] Gas. That's gas!

[They run out of the tunnel]

Tonto: [feeds his bird]

Little Strongheart: Nice work.

[Drumrolls]

Jay Fuller: Shouler arms!

Latham Cole: I was at Gettysburg. Twelve-thousand casualties before lunch. Know what I learned in all that carnage? Nothing is accomplished without sacrifice.

Anna: [spits on him]

Latham Cole: [grabs her]

[Outside]

Railway man: [throws the switch] Nice and easy!

The Driver: Get out! Get out!

Railway man: What the heck?!

The Driver: GAS! GAS! GAS!!

[pthe train starts backing up towards the silver cars]

Jay Fuller: Ready!

[soldiers cock their guns]

[In the coach Anna is strained]

Anna: Let me go!

Latham Cole: Gonna have to teach you some respect aren't I, daughter?

[Outisde]

Jay Fuller: Aim!

John Reid, Brian, and Vinny: [brace themselves]

Jay Fuller: FIRE!

[The train bumps into the cars and the rear car blocked the soldiers' line of fire]

[in the coach, everyone feels a jolt]

Latham Cole: What the hell just happened?

Butch Cavendish: [checks the cab and finds no one there, then finds a pile of birdseed and a bit of buffalo hair] [snarls]

[then there's an indian call]

Sideshow Bob: What's that?

[Arrows then flew out of the sky, and killing several man]

Jupiter: Get the train going!

[then three arrows appear from the sidelines and hit some troopers as Tonto comes out fo the tunnel on a handcar]

Tonto: Hold on, Kemosables!

Skarloey: We got you!

John Reid: Tonto?

Brian: Skarloey?

[then an arrow kills another Calvary man]

Brian: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Skarloey: Just stay calm.

Tonto: No reason for concern.

Jay Fuller: Over here! To the guns! Defensive position!

Anna: Guys!

Vinny: Anna, we're coming for you!

Anna: Vinny!

Brian: '''THIS ISN'T OVER, TIREK!!!! WHEN I COME BACK, YOU'LL GET YOURS'!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!! BIG DAMN TIME!!'''

Tirek: Like I haven't heard that before.

Brian: I MEAN IT!!!!

[then a golden headed arrow flies past Tirek and hits a tree]

Sideshow Bob: What the hell? [pulls it out and looks at the arrow head] Gold?

Jay Fuller: Rally on me! [then sees many of thew Buffalo Tribe on a hill top]

Buffalo: [speaks native, they charge]

Jay Fuller: Lord, save us.

[Then the Indominus Rex and Spino showed up]

I-Rex: ROAR!!!!!

Spino: ROAR!!!!!!

Saturn: They're here for the infant! We must contain them!

Mars: Purugly, now! [sents her out]

Purugly: [uses fury swipes]

Spino: ROAR!!!!!

Butch: Faster! [points his gun at the driver] Now!

Driver: [opens the regulator]

Jay Fuller: Hold a firing line! [a man gets shoot down] Hold you positions, gentleman!

[the Buffalo tribe is getting closer]

Jay Fuller: Hold!

[and closer]

Jay Fuller: Steady! [cocks his .45 colt]

[And closer]

Jay Fuller: For God! And for country!

[They point the Gatling guns, and the tribe gets closer]

Jay Fuller: Fire at will!!!

[alll the Cavalry men fire]

[Many buffaloes get killed]

Brian: Guys, what is that?

Tonto: [looks back and sees the Constitution driving behind them]

[More buffaloes get killed]

Tonto: Now... must to jump!

John Reid: Left or right?

Skarloey: Right!

[they jump into a side tunnel]

Butch: [throws a canister of kerosene]

[John gets the blindfold off and then the canister lands next to them]

John Reid: Kerosine?

Brian: Oh my, God!

Calvary man: What are you trying ta do? Blow up the whole mountain?

Butch Cavendish: Trust me! [lights a stick of dynamite] These guys have hard time staying dead.

[He thows it in and causes a fire ball]

Jon Reid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[they run down the tunnel and then jump into a river in the cave]

Jay Fuller: Cover the flank!

[Back to the battle]

Jay Fuller: Cover the flank!

[Indians get killed]

Jay Fuller: [fires his .45 colt]

Buffalo: YAH!!

Jay Fuller: [stabs him and then when the buffalo falls, he drops his sword and looks at his glove]

[We view of dead buffalos]

Sideshow Bob: [panting]

Ernie: Well, that's taken care of.

Sideshow Bob: [looks at the golden headed arrow] Wait a minute. No Buffalo uses gold on their arrow heads.

Ernie: Gold?

Sideshow Bob: Figures.

Mars: We have the I-Rex and Spino now.

Ernie: Good. And this time keep them sturdy.

[Back wtih our heroes]

[John Reid, Brian, Vinny, and Tonto emerge from the river]

Brian: [coughs]

[they swim to the shoreline just as the rest fo them team pull up]

Tonto: [finds his crow on the shoreline and picks it up]

[to the Crophoppers]

Sebeena: Mommy? Daddy? You're saying they corrupted the Princesses, and killed the Trainbots, The Buffaloes, Socket, for crystals?

Dusty: Afraid so.

Ishani: It was all just terrible. But that was only the tip of the iceberg.

{back tot the story]

Brian: You were right. This is all my fault. Ernie and Tirek control everything.

John Reid: The Railroad, the Cavalry, Everything.

Vinny: Yeah.

Brian: This is terrible. [falls on his knees] '''YOU MANIACS!!! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE WORLD!!! [he slams his fist on the ground as he speaks] DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!'''

Shai-Shay: Let's face it, we can't win this war.

Brian: R2, play the music.

R2: [plays music, indicating another song]

Mako: [whistles sadly]

Brian: [singing] What are we gonna do? We can't beat the villains now,

Zoe Trent: [singing] Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Vinny: [singing] What are we gonna do? Ernie and the villains are gaining the upper hand.

Brian: [singing] It seems like yesterday,

Sunil Nevla: [singing] You could hear the poeple say..

Russel Ferguson: [singing] That we could beat armies big and small. Or anything powerful,

Squidward: [singing] But it's just a dream, because in this case..

Puffy: [singing] We can't beat them now.

Emily: [whistles sadly]

Gail Trent: [singing] Boo hoo, boo hoo.

Henry: [singing] What are we gonna do?

James: [singing] We can't beat the villains now.

Whiffle: [singing] We go around the world, and faced many things very big.

Edward: [singing] And everybody knew, we were the best that could be found.

Eevee: [singing] But now, we've been wiped out. And we're getting weak.

Willy: [singing] And we can't beat the villains now.

Puffer: [singing] Where is it written, that things can't stay the same?

Mako: [singing] The fix is in, we'll never win.

Edd: [singing] If we can't get in the game.

Cheese Sandwich: [singing] It wasn't all that long ago.

Eddy: [singing] That, they cheered for me and you.

Toad: [singing] But they say, that things are different now.

Duck: [singing] And there's nothing we can do.

Knockout: [singing] I know that time goes on. The years just moving on.

Stepney: [singing] I guess we've been forgotten now.

Donald and Douglas: [singing] The good old days, are gone.

Mucker: [singing] But the things we did back then

Duke: [singing] We could do again.

Shinging Armor: [singing] But we can't do this,

Skarloey: [singing] We can't win this.

Almost everyone: [singing] We can't beat the villains now......

Pepper and Penny [singing] Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Vinny: [singing] What are we gonna do?

Brian: [singing] We can't beat the villains now.

[as the song ends, all the engines puff out some steam, which shapes into a heart but the heart them splits]

[music ends]

Twilight: (notocies Brian doesn't have his Lightsaber) Bri, where's your Lightsaber?

Brian: Tirek took it from me.

Twilight: What?!

Anger: [as Brody] '''THAT'S GREAT!! THAT'S JUST GREAT!!'''

Yuna: I don't think we can kill Ernie.

Twilight: We'll never beat the villains, never.

Brian: Yeah, they've become too powerful for us.

Spike: We should just leave..

Barney: No! We can't!

Percy: We don't have a choice Barney.

Barney: What do you mean?

Pinkie: We give up.

Barney: Ah.

[then music starts, indicating another song]

Barney:
 * When it looks like all is lost and you're feeling really sad,
 * It doesn't do a bit of good to keep on feeling bad.
 * Just make up your mind that you're gonna see it through.
 * And soon I know you'll find that you can make your dreams come true.
 * We're gonna find a way. A super-d doper team. And when we stick together.
 * There's no storm we can weather. No matter how dark it may seem. Whoa!
 * We're gonna find a way. We're gonna save the day. We'll solve this situation.
 * With our imagination. We're gonna find a way. When things are going wrong.
 * We can make out own good luck. The only time we ever fail. It's just when we give up.
 * Don't be a quiter now. There's some tricks left up out sleve. We'll get through this somehow
 * if we can only just believe.

Everyone:
 * We're gonna find a way. A super-d doper team. And when we stick together.
 * There's no storm we can weather. No matter how dark it may seal.
 * We're gonna find a way. We're gonna save the day. We'll solve this situation.
 * With our imagination. [dance break] We're gonna find a way.

Twilight: You're right, we can't give up.

Thomas: We've beaten the villains many times before, and we can do it again.

Brian: And we can stop them, and save Anna!

Phil: Yeah, and let's go find the Jurassic World Mosasur! [He and the Wolfpack leave to Jurassic World]

Sadnesss: But what do we do?

Brenard: What we need is a miricle.

[thumping]

Vinny: What's that?

[They turn around and witness Cometbreath!]

Cometbreath: We'll kill them all.

Human Applejack and Rainbow: COMETBREATH?!

Cometbreath: The villains will soon realized that they have underestimated technology for the last time. And we won't have it any longer. So today, we take the battle to them!

[The rest of the Dragon Bots show up]

Brian: I don't understand. Why are you hear to help us?

Ignortor: We saw James Savoy threatening Alice, and then we saw the I-Rex pursuing you, and Lockdown capturing Thomas. And we won't have it.

Tyranor head 1: Yeah, no one's killing girls tonight!

Tyranor head 5: We're gonna help you win this war!

Cometbreath: They're heading to the downtown city not to far down the line, our only chance is the element of surprise.

Mucker: I have an idea.

Brian: Good. Cause we got a lot of work to do.

[A song starts playing]

Brian :  Let's get down to business

To defeat the villains

Minka Mark :  But I don't think I'm ready.

Brian :  Shut up, Minka!

You're the saddest bunch

I ever met

But you can bet

Before we're through

Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Minka Mark :  But I'm only a girl.

Brian :  GAH!

Minka Mark :  AH!

Brian :  Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

Once you find your center

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale

Pathetic lot

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a man out of you

Peter :  I'm never gonna catch my breath

Quagmire :  Say good bye to those who knew me

Cleveland :  Boy, was I fool in school for cutting gym

Vinny :  This guy's got 'em scared to death

Blythe :  Hope he doesn't see right through me

James :  Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

Brian :  (Be a man)

Chorus :  We must be swift as the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Minka Mark :  Brian sure knows how to be a general.

Vinny :  I know.

Brian :  Time is racing toward us

Till the villains arrive

Heed my every order

And you might survive

You're unsuited for

The rage of war

So pack up, go home

You're through

How could I make a man out of you?

Brian :  (Be a man)

Chorus :  We must be swift as the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

(Be a man)

We must be swift as the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[We now see the Predator on a tree, as he then opens up a medkit and then he tends to his wound on his leg and then as he removes the bullet, he yells in pain, which everyone hears]

Leafoen: What was that?

[Back with the villains]

Ernie: This is when the fun begins.

[Another song starts playing]

Ernie: I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Mars: [giggles]

Ernie: Even you can't be caught unawares!

So, prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining, new era is tiptoeing nearer

Jupiter: And where do we feature?

‘Ernie:' Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last, I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

‘Ernie:' Be prepared!

‘Saturn:' Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?

‘Ernie:' For the death of Bowser Koopa!

‘Saturn:' Why? Is he sick?

Ernie: No, fool, we're gonna overthrown him. And kill him, too.

‘Jupiter:' Great idea! Who needs a king?

‘’'Team Galactic:''' No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!'''

‘Ernie:' Idiots! There will be a king!

‘Saturn:' But you said, uh...

‘Ernie:' I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

‘’'Team Galactic:''' Yay! All right! Long live the king!'''

Villains: Long live the king! Long live the king!

King! King! King! King! King! King! King!

It's great we'll soon be connected

With a king who'll be all time adored

‘Enrie:' Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

‘Ernie:' So, prepare for the coup of the century

‘Ernie: Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Villains:' Ooh...la,la,la)

Meticulous planning (Villains: We'll have food!)

Tenacity spanning (Villains: Lots of food!)

Decades of denial ('’'Villains: We repeat!)

Is simply why I'll (Villains: Endless meat!)

Be king, undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen, for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

‘Ernie:' Be prepared!

‘’Villains and Ernie: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

[then Sonata hears something, and then when she goes to looks something sets off the flares and then something jumps onto her!]

Sonata Dusk:

Mars: Ernie!

Ernie:

Mars: Ernie, I think you should look at this!

[they race over and there's no sign of starlight's body]

Mars: Starlight's body, it's gone.