Bumblebee's Mission/Sideswipe's lost sword

This is how Bumblebee's Mission and Sideswipe's lost sword goes in The Great Autobot Caper.

[We begin in outer space. We see the title come up and then disappear. Something blue whooshes past as we turn towards a red planet. We zoom in to reveal that it's Bumblebee, the Autobot scout. He zooms through great canyons and drives into a clearing and transforms into robot mode. He looks around]

Bumblebee: Perimitor's clear. [talks into his wrist] Bumblebee's log, all indications point to this planet as the location of Starscream's fortress. I have come here to save my friend, Strongarm, from that jerk. But there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

[Bumblebee then looks up and sees hundreds of robots armed with laser. They all aim them at Bumblebee, who jumps and aims his arm cannons at a nearby crystal, which blasts right through the robots, blowing them up and sending Bumblebee flying]

Bumblebee: ARGH!!!!!! [lands on his belly] Oof!

[Robot heads land either side of him. Bumblebee gets up, runs off and backs against a wall. A tiny camera robot comes out and spots Bumblebee. Bumblebee shoots it with his arm cannons and it slots back in. The floor beneath Bumblebee splits and Bumblebee jumps in the hole. The lights go out and Bumblebee turns on his chest lights to see. He runs off down a corridoor and in to another. In a control room, some evil villain is watching Bumblebee's every movement]

Starscream: [chuckles evilly] Come to papa, Bumble Bot. [pulls a lever]

[The lights come on and Bumblebee stops running. A large wall with spikes comes up behind him and 'Bee starts running again. He keeps running until he jumps through a door and the wall behind him smacks into it. Bumblebee gets up and sees Strongarm, who looks over and smiles at him. He steps forward and stares at disks that lead to where she is. He jumps on three then two more but the disks drop, taking him with them. Strongarm watches in shock]

Bumblebee: ARGH!!!!!

Strongarm: Bumblebee!

[Bumblebee thinks for a moment and then activates a pair of wings, which carry him back up]

Bumblebee: Going up!

[Bumblebee reaches the top and lands. He walks over to Strongarm, who is tied up in chains]

Strongarm: I knew you would come, Bee.

Bumblebee: Yeah. Now, let's get you out of those chains.

[Bumblebee tries to remove Strongarm's chains but his fingers phase right through her. He studies her for a moment and tries again but his fingers keep phasing through. Finally, Strongarm disappears. Bumblebee gasps]

Bumblebee: It was a fake!

[Starscream, in his (Transformers: Prime form), appears behind Bumblebee]

Starscream: So, we meet again, Bumblebee. For the last time.

Bumblebee: Not today, Starscream!

Starscream: What makes you think that?

Bumblebee: Because, you have Strongarm and I'm here to rescue her.

[Starscream takes out his blasters and starts shooting at Bumblebee. Bumblebee uses one of the disks as a shied. A few blasts bounce back at Starscream. Bumblebee throws the disk at Starscream and it hits him in the head. Bumblebee jumps into the air as Starscream fires again. Bumblebee lands behind Starscream and is about to shoot him when Starscream blasts him, splitting him in half]

Starscream: [evil laughter]

[The words "Game Over" appear on the screen and it turns to be a video game that Percy was playing]

Percy: OH NO! NO!! No, no, no, no, no!

Bumblebee: Ooh. You almost had him.

Percy: [sighs] I'll never defeat Starscream at this rate!

Bumblebee: Sure you will, Percy. In fact, you're a better Bumblebee than I am.

Percy: But look at how ridiculously large my hands are! I can't press Jump and Fire at the same time, the controls are too small!

[They suddenly hear a rattle and notice Sideswipe looking for something, Twilight Sparkle is helping him]

Twilight: [groans] You're not looking hard enough, Sideswipe!

Sideswipe: Yes, I am!

Twilight: No, you're not!

Bumblebee: Uh, Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: Yes, Bee? [hits his head] Ow! [falls out of the drawer he's looking in and hits several others on the way down and finally lands on the floor]

Bumblebee and Percy: Ooh!

Twilight: Sideswipe! You need to be more careful!

Bumblebee: Hang on, Ninja-Bot!

[Bumblebee grabs a lamp, swings on it, lands on a racecar track and flys through the air. He lands near Sideswipe and runs over to him]

Bumblebee: Sideswipe, are you alright?

Sideswipe: Yeah. I'm fine, Bee. Okay. Here's your list of things to do while I'll gone. Your sword needs to be polished every 2 hours, LPS toys in the carrying case need to be rotated and make sure everyone attends Optimus Prime's semuni on what to do if a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. We're good.

Bumblebee: Sideswipe, you haven't found your sword yet, have you?

Sideswipe: No! And Pumpkin Cake is leaving for "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction" Camp any minute and I can't find it anywhere!

Fixit: Don't worry, Sideswipe. In a few minuets, you'll be in sitting around a camp fire with Pumpking Cake makin' delicous hot schmoes.

Bumblebee: Schmoes?

Sideswipe: They're called "s'mores", Fixit!

Fixit: Oh, yeah. Right. Right. Good point. [to the others] Has anyone found Sideswipe's sword yet?!

[Jazz Is searching in the toy box]

Jazz: Negatory! Still searching!

[Ratchet's searching in the yard]

Ratchet: Soundwave says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep looking!

[James comes out from under Pumpkin's bed]

James: Found her!

Sideswipe: You found my sword?

James: Your sword? No! Rarity lost Opalance again! [whistles to Rarity] Hey, Rarity! Look who I found!

Rarity: [gasps] Oh, you found her! It's always good to have a big, shiny, handsome engine like you around! [kisses his face several times]

Sideswipe: Oh, that's great. That's just great. I miss "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction" Camp all because of my stupid sword!

Zoe Trent: Sideswipe, lighten up!

Swideswipe: But I do get frustrated sometimes when I lose something.

Penny Ling: Yes, we know. But you've got to at least calm down.

Sideswipe: How am I supposed to calm down when I've lost something?

Minka Mark: Come on, Sideswipe. Have some fun.

Sideswipe: I appreciate you trying to cheer me up, Minka.

Minka Mark: I'm sorry about your sword.

Sideswipe: I know. One minute I have it with me, the next minute, it's gone.

[Percy is now in a tug-of-war with Strafe with the game controller]

Strafe: [growling]

Percy: Strafe, get off the crontroller!

Strafe: [growling]

Percy: Hey! Can someone call Strafe off this controller!?

Fixit: I'll help! [rolls over, grabs Percy and starts pulling]

Percy: It's not working!

Grimlock: Strafe, let go of the controller, now!

Strafe: [lets go]

Percy: GAAAH!!

Fixit: Whoa!

Fixit: [hits the TV remote]

Percy: [lands on Fixit]

[the TV comes on]

Percy: Thanks, Grimlock!

Grimlock: Any time!

[then a commercial comes up on the TV]

Percy: [gasps] Where's Fixit?

Thomas: You're sitting on him.

Percy: [notices Fixit] Oh. Sorry, Fixit. [stands up]

Fixit: [flat as a pancake] It's okay. [puffs back into his regular shape] You sure know how to make a pancake out of someone.

[As Percy helps Fixit up, he looks behind him and sees the commercial]

[in the commercial]

TV Announcer: Come on down to Transformers: The Ride!

Percy: [jumps back] Whoa! [lands on Fixit again]

Fixit: Ow! [under Percy, muffled] Not again!

TV Announcer: You even get to meet Optimus Prime, Megatron and Bumblebee in person.

Percy: '''SORRY! SORRY!!'''

Fixit: [muffled] That's okay! Now can you please get off me?

Percy: Are you okay?

Fixit: Yeah. [breathes] I'm fine.