Showdown in the Courtyard

This is how the showdown in the courtyard goes in Thomas' Human Adventure.

Thomas: Don't hurt him.

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't break the portal, Timothy!

Timothy: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. I'm not a monster, you two. [to Bill and Ben who are holding Percy] Let him go.

Bill: Ok.

[They let Percy go]

Crash Bandicoot: Percy. You're ok. [to Timothy] You not going to do with that hammer, Tim!

Timothy: Just let me play my role.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. What do you want, Timothy?

Sunset Shimmer: He's not supposed to say that until he becomes a demon.

Matau T. Monkey: Thanks, Sunset. [to Thomas] Keep the Matrix, Thomas.

Thomas: Equestria Girls plotline, Matau.

Matau T. Monkey: I know, Thomas. I think it's like you don't belong here.

Timothy: I'm supposed to say that.

Matau T. Monkey: Just say what's on the script ok, Timothy?

Timothy: Shut it. [clears his throat] [to Thomas] You don't belong here. Give me the Matrix, and you can go back to Cybertron tonight. Or keep it and never go home.

Ryan F-Freeman: We have a choice?

Thomas: Stick to the script, Ryan. [gasps]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. [checks his watch for ticking then gasps]

Timothy: Tick-tock, Thomas. We don't have all night. The portal will be closing by itself in less than a hour. So, what's your answer?

Ryan F-Freeman: NO!! [to Thomas] Just to help you remember.

Thomas: No.

Timothy: What?! Cybertron. Your friends. Lost to you forever. Don't you see what I'm about to do to the portal?

Thomas: Yes, but I have also seen what you've been able to do here without magic. Cybertron will find a way to make more robots without the spark of Primus. This place might not, if I allow it to fall into your hands. So, go ahead and destroy the portal. You are not getting this Matrix!

Timothy: All right. You win.

[He drops the hammer]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow! He surrenders?

Thomas: It's what happens in Equestria Girls.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm so happy, Thomas. You did well for a prince.

Gordon (EG): You... are... so... awesome!

Emmet: You did very well, Thomas!

Toby (EG): I can't believe you did that for us!

Matau T. Monkey: You are so special, Thomas. But Timothy. He is a thousand billion times more unspecial then you.

Henry (EG): It's no wonder you're a real life Transformer.

Evil Ryan: C'mon, Timothy. Don't loss your temper.

Timothy: Oh, yeah. He's like so very special! [charges at Thomas]

Ryan F-Freeman:[in Dipsy's voice] Uh oh. Run away![grabs the Matrix and run]

Matau T. Monkey: [grabs the Matrix back] Equestria Girls plotline.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes, Matau. But run away from Timothy!!!

Thomas: [takes the Matrix] Relax. I've got this. [lets Timothy tackle him]

Bertram T. Monkey: You know. I'm with Timothy.

Evil Ryan: Me too.

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram? You traitor!!

Bertram T. Monkey: Our brothership is over!

Matau T. Monkey: I'll run with the Matrix now.[grabs the Matrix before Timothy gets it and runs off]

Timothy: [to Bill and Ben] Grab him, you fools!

Evil Ryan:[to Evil Anna] Get Ryan and the Dark Spark!!

[Matau struggles to open the door and then Timothy stands behind him]

Crash Bandicoot: Matau! Toss the Matrix to me!

Matau T. Monkey: [notices Gordon and tosses the Matrix to him] Gordon!

Ryan F-Freeman: James![tosses the Dark Spark to James]

James(EG): Got it!

Bertram T. Monkey: Give it back!!

James (EG): I will! After you try to take it from Henry! [tosses the Dark Spark to Henry]

Gordon(EG): Ryan!![tosses the Matrix to Ryan]

Ryan F-Freeman: [catches it] Thanks, Gordon.

Timothy: That's MY Matrix, you techno-organic rat!!!

Ryan F-Freeman: It was your Matrix. But now it's Thomas'!

Sir Daniel Fortesque: Ryan! Toss it to your Granddaughter!

[He does]

Jessica Fairbroher: Thanks, Grandfather.

Timothy: Give me back my Matrix you Anna clone!!

Jessica Fairbrother: Sorry. [tosses it back to Thomas]

Garfield: Henry! Toss it to me!!

[Henry does]

Bertram T. Monkey: Do you know what I been though in Crash's adventures of M.L.P EG to get the Dark Spark?

[The two magical objects are enchanged between hands until they fall into Timothy's hands]

Bertram T. Monkey: Can I have the Dark Spark, Timothy?

[Timothy gives it to him]

Bertram T. Monkey: Thanks.[laughs] Tremble before me as I absorb the Dark Spark's power!

Timothy: I'll take this thank you.

Bertram T. Monkey: Keep the Matrix, Tim. I got this now.[puts the Dark Spark on his chest]

Timothy: At last. More power than I could ever imagine.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wait, Timothy! Don't do it!!!

Luigi: I'll get the Matrix![jumps onto Timothy's leg]

[But it's too late. Timothy has already put the Matrix on his chest]

[the energies from the Matrix and the Dark Spark starts to fill Timothy and Bertram as the dark part of Luigi is ripped out of him]

Thomas: What the-?

Mario: Luigi!!!

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram!!!

[They turn into Transformer versions of themselves]

[The dark part of Luigi transforms into Mr. L]

Timothy: [laughs crazily]

Mr. L: [laughs evilly]

Bertram T. Monkey: [laughs crazily]

SGM4: Yikes! What the heck are those?!

[Timothy turn Bill and Ben into Transformers]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh my gosh! Bertram's a demonic robo-monkey!!

[Ryan pulls out his camera and takes a photo of Bertram, Mr. L and Timothy]

[Evil Ryan summons Daleks]

Dalek: Exterminate them!

Ryan F-Freeman: Daleks. I knew this adventure gets better and better.

Luigi: Ow.[looks at Timothy and Bertram and screams]

Bill: This is gonna be so cool.

Dalek: We must exterminate them!

Matau T. Monkey: Sunset. Put on Twilight's crown![to Ryan] Master Ryan. Transform into your Dark Ryan F-Freeman form. Jessica and I'll fight Bertram, Timothy and Mr. L!

Sunset Shimmer: On it.

Ryan F-Freeman: You got it, Matau.[gives Sunset Twilight's crown] Let's fight fire with fire![transforms into Dark Ryan F-Freeman(not the villain)]

[Sunset puts on Twilight's crown]

[Sunset transforms into a she-demon]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Looks like we got you outnumbered, Timothy.

Timothy: Hah! [turns to the school]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Oh no you don't![uses his magic to hold Timothy] Hurry, students! Get inside!

[The students hurry inside]

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram? Is that you?

Bertram T. Monkey:[laughs crazily] You were right! I didn't understand magic before! But I do now!

[Timothy breaks free]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Gah!![to Cody] I'll help you transform, bro. [uses his magic to transform Cody into Light Cody Fairbrother]

[Timothy approaches the doors]

Mr. L: My friend have to jump through a lot of hoops tonight just to get his hands on the Matrix. Plus it really should be his all along!

Timothy: So let's just let... uh, what did Sunset say again?

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: It's "But let's let bygones be bygones.", Tim.

Timothy: But let's let bygones be bygones.

Mr. L: Nicely said, Timothy.[to the students] He is your prince now. And you will be loyal... to HIM!!!

[Timothy crushes the doors with his magic]

Rigby: Students! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[students running and screaming]

Bertram T. Monkey:[in Speckles' voice] Something's missing. Oh, I know![uses his magic to hypnotize the students]

[zombie-like moans]

Timothy: Thank you, Bertram.[to Bill and Ben] Round them up and bring them to the portal.

[Outside]

Jessica Fairbrother: I won't let you get my grandfather for the Dazzlings, Bertarm!

Adagio Dazzle: We've reformed, remember?

Bertram T. Monkey: So, you are the granddaughter of Ryan F-Freeman. Fitting that I make him one of us sirens.

Timothy: Bertram, let me handle this. Spoiler Alert: I was lying when I said I was going to destroy the portal. I don't what to rule this fine little high school. I want Cybertron! And with my own little teenage army behind me, I'm gonna get it!

Jenna: [zombie-like moan]

Bertram T. Monkey: But wait. There's more. The reason I team up with Timothy is that I want Equestria! With Evil Ryan and Evil Anna with me, I'm going to get it!

Thomas: Thanks for telling Jessica, Adagio.[to Bertram and Timothy] No. You two are not!

Timothy: Puh-lease.

Bertram T. Monkey: What exactly do you and your techno-organic friend think you two going do to stop us?

Timothy: We have magic and energy and you've got nothing!

Evil Ryan: Hey, Timothy. SHUT UP!!!![charges at Tiomthy]

[Timothy blasts him]

Evil Ryan:[blocks Timothy's attack with his Keyblade and lightsaber] I won't allow you to get Cybertron!

Luigi: Me too![charges at Mr. L]

[The two villains bounce them off]

Mr. L: Guess we'll put Ryan under their spell then.[to the Mezmerizers] Boys. Sing to Ryan.

[Before they can, Contralto projects her siren form]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: You and Bertram won't get Cybertron and Equestria, Timothy! EXTERMINATE!!!![charges at Timothy and grabs the Matrix]

[But Timothy throws him off]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: The Matrix belong to Thomas![fires a fire ball at Timothy]

Thomas: Equestria Girls plotline, guys!

Bugs Bunny: You're right, Thomas.[to Timothy and Bertram] Of course, you realize, Thomas has us!

Thomas: Um, Bugs, the human Gordon's supposed to say that.

Gordon(EG): Don't worry, Thomas. Bugs got it covered.

Timothy:  [growls, evil laughter] Gee, the gang really is all back together again. [evil laughter] Now step aside! Thomas has tried to interfere with my plans one too many times already! He needs to be dealt with!

Bertram T. Monkey: [in the Dalek Emperor's voice] The Doctor's associates will be exterminated![uses his magic on Thomas and he screams in pain]

[The human versions of Thomas' friends spring in to protect him as the magic beams close in]

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram! Leave them alone!!![throws a boomerang at Bertram]

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau! Equestria Girls plotline!

Matau T. Monkey: I know, Master Ryan. But, Bertram is going too far!![summons his Keyblade and charges at Bertram]

[The beams hit Thomas and his human friends]

[Matau hits Bertram]

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!

Ryan F-Freeman: Never mind him, Matau! Look!

Matau T. Monkey: I'm fine, Master Ryan.[to Bertram] Have at you!!!!

Bertram T. Monkey: I know. But look at what's happened to your engine friend!

[Matau takes on Bertram in a swordfight]

[But Matau stops and sees what's happened]

Bertram T. Monkey: I did it![throws Matau into the school]

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau! [runs over to help him]

Jessica Fairbrother: Right. You can't do that to my grandfather's best friend! Try to fight me, Bertram![activates her lightsaber and charges at Bertram]

Twilight Sparkle: THOMAS! [falls to her knees] No!

SMG4: You stupid jerk!![charges at Timothy]

SMG3:[pulls out his sword] You were foolish to think you could stop Timothy.

Timothy: [evil laughter] What!?

Mario: [flies at Timothy and pin him to the ground]

[Twilight looks up and sees Thomas and his human friends englufed in a hot pink aura]

Mario: You don't hit Ryan and Thomas like that![pulls the Matrix off Timothy's chest]

Timothy:[turns back to himself] Hey! Give it back.

Mario: No.[tosses the Matrix to Ryan]

[But Bertram grabs it and puts it back on Timothy's chest]

Mario: Not this time![pulls the Matrix off Timothy's chest again and runs to Ryan]

Thomas: The power contained in the Matrix of Leadership was energized by the ones who helped create it.

Timothy: That's My Matrix you stupid Plumber! Come back so I can kill Thomas!

[Bertram extends his robo-arm and grabs the matrix]

Ryan F-Freeman: No, Bertarm![garbs the Matrix and pull it towards his chest]

[Bertram snatches it back and puts it on Timothy's chest]

Ryan F-Freeman: Give me that thing![pulls the Matrix off Timothy's chest and puts it on his chest]

[Timothy growls]

Sunset Shimmer: I'll help you, Ryan![uses her magic to push Timothy and Bertram away]

Light Cody Fairbrother:[covering his eyes] Thomas is dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He died. He's dead.

Ryan F-Freeman: He's not dead, Cody![pulls out a Waluigi doll as he turns to Bertram and Timothy] Don't make me use them. I'm gonna use them!

Thomas: Ryan! Equestria Girls plotline!

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. Say the names of the Elements, Thomas![uses the Matrix's energy at the hot pink aura]

Thomas: [as his human friends gain Cybertronian Armor] Honesty! Kindness! Laughter! Generosity! Loyalty! Magic!Together with the Matrix, they create a power beyond anything you could imagine, but it is a power you don't have the ability to control! The Matrix may be in your hands, Timothy, but you cannot wield it, because you do not possess the most powerful magic of all: the Magic of Friendship!

Ryan F-Freeman: Time to get the Dark Spark to go far away![uses his magic on the Waluigi doll and it turns into a Waluigi Launcher]

[Thomas and his human friends form a heart shape]

Megatron: Decepticons! Kill Thomas!

Twilight Sparkle: Megatron?

Ryan F-Freeman: I knew you were behind this, Megatron.[to Oogie Boogie] So, is you, Oogie.

Oogie Boogie: Ya got that right.

Crash Bandicoot: Say your prayers, Megatron![summons his Keyblade]

[A rainbow shoots upward]

Jack Skellington: Looks like it's time for round 4, Oogie.

Alvin: We're with you, Jack.

Oogie Boogie: I think it's time for some Oogie Boogie. Hit it!

Megatron: Ok, Oogie.[pulls out his sword] Let's Battle, Crash!

[music starts playing]

Jack Skellington: Let's dance!

Oogie Boogie: It's payback time!

Ryan F-Freeman: Is that all you've got to say?

Oogie Boogie: Well, well, well~

Bertram T. Monkey: What heroes you all are~

Oogie Boogie: We oh so can't believe~

SMG3: Still around, eh? Ooohh. Can't say we like that~

Oogie Boogie: Well, I think it's about we had a little fun~

Timothy: You know, to get Thomas~

Oogie Boogie: Ha, ha~

Ryan F-Freeman: It's over, it's over, your plan's about to fail~

Oogie Boogie: You're jokin' me, you gotta be~

Crash Bandicoot: No, you're next stop will be jail~

Oogie Boogie: No time~

Megatron: You fight us~

The Mezmerizers: We don't know which is worse~

Oogie Boogie: You're about to be shoved aside now~

Timothy: If we kill Thomas first~

Ryan F-Freeman: What's this? A trick? We're not impressed~

Oogie Boogie: Yes, my friend~

It was my dream~

Jack Skellinton: No it's not and it will end from the seam~

Oogie Boogie: You've had your fun, Jack~

Now I suggest you sing along~

SMG3: We will not rest until Ryan, Thomas and his friends are gone~

Oogie Boogie: And this maybe the last time you hear my Boogie Song~

Timothy: Whoa~

Thomas: Whoa~

Oogie Boogie: Whoa~

Ryan F-Freeman and Jack Skellinton: Whoa~

Megatron: Whoa~

Crash Bandicoot: Whoa, we're the true heroes~

Ryan F-Freeman: You three won't put me under your spell!

Allegro Mesmerize: Well aren't we confidant?

Thomas: Well, Ryan's feeling angry and there's lots left to do~

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas is right, you sack of bugs~

Prepare to meet your doom~

Sonant Midnight: Even if you get us, Twilight, you can never do us in~

Oogie Boogie: And soon this'll be our boogie town~

Timothy: Which means We're gonna win~

Bugs Bunny: Whoa~

Oogie Boogie: Whoa~

The Dazzlings: Oh-Whoa-oh~

SMG3: Whoa~

Oogie Boogie: Oh, yeah~

Ryan F-Freeman and Bugs Bunny: Whoa, we're the true heroes~

Adagio Dazzle: This ends here, Allegro.

Allegro Mesmerize: Not a chance, Adagio!

Brian the Crocodile: It's over! You're finished! You and Tim won't get away~

Ryan F-Freeman: You and Bertram? Rulers of both worlds? That'll be the day~

Oogie Boogie: How feeble! How childish!~

Anthem Flare: Is that the best you got?~

Bertram T. Monkey: You think Thomas is Optimus' student, Ryan. But we think he is not~

Timothy: Cybertron is mine now!!

Ryan F-Freeman: Not on our watch!

Megatron: Whoa! Now it's time for you to see that there's change in the air~

Oogie Boogie: Cause we're gamblin' boogie men~

SMG3: Although we don't play fair~

Oogie Boogie: And plus, it's oh so fun~

Timothy: We must confess, with lives on the line~

Starscream: Not ours, of course~

Bertram T. Monkey: But yours, Ryan and Thomas~

Oogie Boogie: Now that'd be just fine~

Timothy: Whoa~

Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa~

SMG3: Whoa~

Thomas: Whoa~

Dr. Neo Cortex: Whoa~

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa~

Ryan F-Freeman, the Dazzlings and Thomas: We're the true heroes~

Jack Skellington: And I'm the only Pumpkin King~

[Ryan uses his magic to rip the sack skin off Oogie Boogie]

Aria Blaze: Whoa! That is creepy!

Oogie Boogie: RYAN!!! Look what you've done! My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!

[Oogie comes apart]

Bad Cop: Rest in pieces, Oogie.

Bertram T. Monkey:[uses his magic to pull Thomas away from his friends] Go, Timothy! Kill Thomas so you can rule Cybertron!

Sunset Shimmer: Wait!

Ryan F-Freeman: You want Thomas you'll have to go through me![transforms into Dark Ryan F-Freeman(not the villain)]

[My Past Is Not Today starts playing]

Megatron: Wait. I think another song is coming on.

Sunset Shimmer: Power, was all you desired~

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: But all that grew inside of you was the Darkness you acquired~

Twilight Sparkle: When you began to fall~

Matau T. Monkey: And you lost the path ahead~

Thomas: That's when our friendship found you~

Timothy:[screams] STOP SINGING THAT SONG!!!

Sunset Shimmer: Don't interrupt.

Megatron:[hears ticking] Huh? That sound.[turns to see Brian the Crocodile]

Twilight Sparkle: And it lifted you instead~

Megatron: No! Not you, Brian! Stay away from me or I'll kill Thomas!!!

Sunset Shimmer: Like a pheonix burning bright in the sky~

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: We'll show you there's another..~ Megatron!!!! You're trying to kill Thomas?!

Thomas: [pulls free from Bertram's grasp and kicks Megatron]

Crash Bandicoot: Maybe we should get back to that swordfight, Megatron.

[They continue to fight as Thomas rejoins his friends]

Timothy: Mr.L! Get the Matrix from Ryan!!

Sunset Shimmer: We'll show there's another side to you~

Light Cody Fairbrother: They can't deny~

Thomas: You may not know what the future holds~

Mario: But believe us when we say~

Sunset Shimmer: That your past will not defy you~

[Bertram zaps Matau]

Matau T. Monkey: 'Cause your past is...~ [screams in pain]

Sci-Twi: Matau! [drains Bertram's magic with her amulet]

Timothy: Why you little![Pulls the Matrix off Dark Ryan's chest and puts it on his chest]

Matau T. Monkey: Hey, Sci-Twi. If you're going to transform then I will do the same!

Sci-Twi: Why, Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: No time to explain.

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Unleash the magic, Twilight 2!

Sci-Twi: Okay. [opens her amulet]

Matau T. Monkey: Here we go!!!

[Sci-Twi and Matau start to transform]

Matau T. Monkey: I feel funny. Not ha-ha funny ether. FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY!!

Sci-Twi: What are you talking about?

Matau T. Monkey: I'm saying the line what Crash's brother Crunch said.

Sci-Twi: Oh.

Matau T. Monkey: This magic is so powerful!

[They turn into Midnight Sparkle and Matau Transformer Monkey]

Bertram T. Monkey: Who are you two?

Matau Transformer Monkey: Matau Transformer Monkey!

Midnight Sparkle: And I am Midnight Sparkle!

Bertram T. Monkey: Join us, Midnight!

SMG3: So you can rule Equestria with Bertram and understand the magic there.

Midnight Sparkle: Sorry. But I am not who I once was.

Bertram T. Monkey: If you will not join us.[summons his Keyblade] Then we shall destroy you.

[Midnight fries it with her magic]

Bertarm T. Monkey: Ha! My Keyblade has got magic in it!

Midnight Sparkle: [whistles for Dragon]

SMG3: TWIVINE SPARKLE!!!

Twivine Sparkle: What?

SMG3: I'll do something for you.[uses the magic wand and Twivine starts to transform]

Midnight Sparkle: This doesn't look good.

Light Cody Fairbrother: Oh no. Not her.

Thomas: Now, guys!

Light Cody Fairbrother: No, Thomas! Look!!

[The rainbow shoots Timothy]

Bertram T. Monkey: Oh no you don't![uses the Dark Spark to stop the rainbow from hitting Timothy]

[But rainbow pushes past it]

Bertram T. Monkey: I won't let Timothy get hit![uses his magic to drain the rainbow and transfer it to Twivine]

[But Midnight returns it to normal]

SMG3: We will take over Cybertron and Equestria with the Magic of Dark Friendship!![uses his magic to stop Thomas, his friends and the rainbow]

Midnight Sparkle: No you won't!! [helps Thomas, his friends and the rainbow]

Bertram T. Monkey: Yes we will!![helps SMG3 as Twivine finished tranforming]

[The rainbow hits Timothy]

Queen Tirvine Sparkle: I'll save you, Timothy!![pulls Timothy away from the rainbow and flies away into the sky]

[But the rainbow follows them]

Timothy: Get me to the portal, Tirvine!!!

[Trivine flies to the portal but they get hit by the rainbow]

Queen Tirvine Sparkle: Not this time!! [teleports out the way and throws a magic blast at Thomas and his friends to stop the rainbow]

Ryan F-Freeman: Equestria Girls plotline!!

Timothy: No, Ryan! You and Thomas are trying to interfere with my plans one to many times already! You will die with him!!

[But what happens in Equestria Girls does happen]

Bertram T. Monkey: I'll get you out!![uses his magic to get Timothy out of the rainbow's way and runs to the portal carrying Timothy]

[But it's too late]

Megatron: I'll get you two out![grabs Timothy and Bertram and flies away from the rainbow]

Timothy: (Screams) What is happening?!

[But soon enough, everything turns white]

Bertram T. Monkey: Timothy and I can take over Cybertron and Equestria again. This is not for Tim. This isn't where it ends.

Thomas: But in Equestria Girls, Bertram, this is where it ends.

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: There's more, Vortech. [points to a portal] So is this!

[Thomas shoots a ray of white light from his eyes and everything goes white]

Lord Vortech: NO! [gets slowly sucked into the portal] YOU CAN'T WIN!!!!

[The TARDIS appears]

12th Doctor: Ryan! Percy! The Dazzlings! This scene is for the knacker's yard! Get in!!

[They climb in and the light fades, revealing Thomas' human friends lying on the floor]

[in the TARDIS]

12th Doctor: Ok. I need to tie up that rift into a pretty little bow so that Tall, Dark and Shouty can't get out and you need to stand just there. Good. Don't move. [gives Percy, Ryan and Adagio some devices] Hold these.

Percy: Why?

Ryan F-Freeman: I think we going to use them to trap Lord Vortech in a rift-loop, Percy.

Percy: Oh.

[Meanwhile ]

Bertram T. Monkey: I still got the Dark Spark! I'll hypnotize Midnight to get her to rule Equestria with me!