I'm Number One

I'm Number One is song sung from: Muppets: Most Wanted

Original Version:
(Constantine)

 I’m number one, you’re number two

We’re criminals at large, but I’m at larger than you

I’m number one, you’re number two

I believe in equality as long as you get less than me

I’m one, you’re number two

You may think that you’re smarter, but I’m smarter-er than you

I’m number one, you’re number two

You’re lucky to be number two not number three

I can see by the look in your eye

You want to get a bigger piece of the pie

One day you’ll get your chance

But in the meantime you’ve got to dance monkey dance!

Do it, dance monkey dance!

A-ha!

(Dominic)

I’m number two, he’s number one

I can’t believe I’m working for an amphibian

I’m number two, he’s number one

(Constantine)

I’M NUMBER ONE!

(Dominic)

You know life’s gone to the dogs, when your boss is a frog

I can see it’s just a matter of time

Before he’s gone and I’m at the front of the line

It won’t be long ’til I’ll get my chance

But in the meantime, I’ve got to dance monkey dance

(Constantine)

Dance monkey dance! Now watch me.

Constantine)

 I’m number one

(Dominic)

He’s number one

(Constantine)

You’re number two

(Dominic)

I’m number twoooooo

(Constantine)

That’s it kid, there you go. Now step aside this ain’t your show!

Constantine)

I’m one

(Dominic)

I’m one

(Constantine)

I’m number one

(Dominic)

Yes, we know

(Constantine) 

I’m.... number one

(Dominic)

He’s....

(Both: 

number one

(Constantine)

That’s how it’s done