Ash Ketchum Says Chill Out, Scooby-Doo!/Transcript

This is the transcript for Ash Ketchum Says Chill Out, Scooby-Doo!

Opening
(The film opens to the Himalayas as the title reads "Ash Ketchum Says Chill Out, Scooby-Doo!")

Man 2: Look.

Man 2: Egads.

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Man 1: See, professor? The ancient carvings, just as I promised you.

Professor Jeffries: So the legend is true.

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Professor Jeffries: Yes. It's all here, just as the manuscript describes. I've found it at last. Come, Pemba. The lost kingdom of Shangri-la awaits.

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Professor Jeffries: What?

Pemba: I am sorry, professor. We dare not go further. These lands are forbidden.

Professor Jeffries: Forbidden? By whom? Look around. We're the only ones here.

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Pemba: No we are not alone.

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Pemba: We should not be here. He is coming.

Professor Jeffries: No, Pemba. We can't quit now, not when we're so close.

Pemba: You do not understand. We must hurry.

(Then, the professor cuts the robe)

Professor Jeffries: Then I'll go alone.

Pemba: Wait! Professor! Professor!

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Pemba: No!

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Pemba: I have seen the creature.

In Paris
(Then, we go to Paris)

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Daphen Blake: Oh, no. Not this time, Velma. I don’t care if it is in French, English or Swahili. There will be no mysteries on this trip. Do you hear me?!

Velma Dinkley: I hear you. Can I have my cheeks back?

Fred Jones: Speaking of mysteries,???

In the Himalayan Village
(At a village, the villagers are leaving, as we got the temple and fire)

Professor Jeffries: I'm very sorry, Pemba. I don't know what came over me. I should never have cut that rope. Without you, I quickly became lost, and wondered in the blinding snowstorm for hours. I barely made it back here alive.

Pemba: It is my own fault, professor. I should not have taken you as far as the forbidden lands.

Professor Jeffries: But you did, Pemba. And now the discovery of a lifetime is still within our grasp. The lost kingdom of Shangri-la, hidden from mankind for centuries. Why, it's an archeologist's dream. And it's right up there, just waiting for me. I mean, for us, of course. It's waiting for us.

Pemba: You may be right, but you forget. Something else is waiting there too.

Professor Jeffries: Don't you see? The abominable snowman must be guarding the secret entrance. That's how close we are.

Pemba: No. You do not understand. We have angered the creature, and now he will seek his revenge. That is why everyone is fleeing the village.

Professor Jeffries: Not everyone, it seems.

(A woman shows up with warm drinks)

Pemba: Minga. What are you doing here?

Minga Sherpa: I've brought you some hot tea.

Pemba: No, I mean...

(He takes out the headphones)

Minga Sherpa: Hey, I'm listening to that.

Pemba: Why are you still in the village? You should be leaving with the others.

Minga Sherpa: I'm not a little girl anymore, Pemba. You can stop trying to frighten me with your monster stories now.

Pemba: Please excuse my sister, professor. She is as stubborn as a yak.

Professor Jeffries: So, Minga, you don't believe in the abominable snowman?

Minga Sherpa: When I was younger, Pemba used to try to scare me. "The yeti is going to get you." Now he's going around telling everyone that he's actually seen the creature.

Pemba: I am not kidding this time. The yeti is real.

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Shaggy Rogers: We may be freezing cold, but we're coming in hot.

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Pemba: Egads. Are you all right?

Professor Jeffries: Did you break anything?

The High Lama: What is this intrusion?

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Pemba: I humbly apologize, most high lama, but...

The High Lama: The monastery is closed. Now, go away.

Pemba: But look. A couple of strangers have fallen from the sky.

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The High Lama: Indeed.

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The High Lama: May I offer you something warm to drink? You must be very cold and tired after your long journey, huh?

Shaggy Rogers: Like, you had us at "warm."

(They drink the warm tea, but they found it disgusting)

May: Yuck.

Ash Ketchum: If you ask me, I like Brock, Cilan, Clemont’s cooking better.

The High Lama: I see you do not enjoy our yak-butter tea.

Shaggy Rogers: Well, I'll say one thing. You can really taste the yak.

Scooby-Doo: Yuck!

Shaggy Rogers: Do you mind if we use your phone? Our friends must think we've totally flaked on them. Like, snow-flaked, that is.

Scooby-Doo: Oh, brother.

May: So do you have phone service?

The High Lama: I am sorry, but we have no such modern conveniences here.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, wherever here is.

(Scooby grabs a mallets and hits the gong so hard he shakes and heads to a door he gets ups and sees a picture of a monster)

Scooby-Doo: Yikes, Shaggy!

(He jumps to Shaggy's arms)

Scooby-Doo: Monster. Monster.

Shaggy Rogers: That's no monster, Scooby-Doo. It's just some kind of creepy carving.

Scooby-Doo: Uh?

The High Lama: You have discovered our most sacred chamber.

Max: What?

Shaggy Rogers: Like, way to go, Scoob. Why couldn't you discover something useful like the refrigerator?

Scooby-Doo: Sorry.

May: Thats Okay.

(They head into the chamber)

The High Lama: In this chamber, we offer sacrifices to the yeti. Half man and half animal, he lives in the snow caves, high on the mountain.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, there goes the neighborhood.

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Professor Jeffries: What an extraordinary crystal. May I examine it, closer?

The High Lama: No, you may not.

(He back everyone out of the chamber)

The High Lama: The crystal is sacred. Its mystical glow protects us from the creature's evil power.

Shaggy and Scooby: (gulps And frightened)Evil power?

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???: Bonjour mis amis. I have found you.

Shaggy Rogers: Look out, Scoob. It’s that terrible tour guide!

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The High Lama: Do you know this man?

Shaggy Rogers: Yeah. And like thanks to him, a great tour took a grand detour.

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???: My sincerest apologies. There was a terrible mishap. I was so worried, that I jumped out of the plane myself desperate to save you.

Shaggy Rogers: Speaking of desperate, what about the rest of the gang? They must be worried sick about us.

May: And our friends too.

Shaggy Rogers: We're very popular, you know.

Minga Sherpa: I know. Why don't you try calling your friends from the weather station?

Shaggy Rogers: Weather station, eh? Well, what are we waiting for?

(They get down)

Shaggy Rogers: Like, hook us up with that satellite hookup.

Bonnie: And shelter.

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Minga Sherpa: It is a bit further up the mountain. I can take you there.

Pemba Sherpa: The only place you are going is down the mountain.

Maritza: Overprotective of a sibling don't you think.

Hay Lin: Yeah.

Pemba Sherpa: I would be honored to guide you to the weather station.

Professor Jeffries: I'll go too. With that snow creature out there, we'll have greater strength in numbers.

???: We will all climb the mountain together.

Pemba Sherpa: By the way what are your names?

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The High Lama: Beware, gentlemen. The yeti is the watcher of the guarded places, a realm of terrible danger where those who seek the unknown meet their doom.

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Shaggy Rogers: Like, whatever happened to "bon voyage"?

Scooby-Doo: Yeah.

(We fade to the others)

Daphne Blake: Admit it, Freddie. We're lost.

Fred Jones: We're not lost. We're just taking a shortcut.

Daphne Blake: Across Mongolia?

Fred Jones: Just keep an eye out for road signs to Timbuktu. So, Velma, what can you tell us about this abdominal snowman?

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Velma Dinkley: Not "abdominal," Freddie. It's pronounced abominable.

(Fred tries to pronounce the word, but fails to do it)

Velma Dinkley: There are a number of different theories regarding the abominable snowman. And there have been many photographs taken of the yeti's footprints.

Daphne Blake: Hold it. Back up. Yeti footprints? What on earth is a yeti?

Iris: Yeah, what is a yeti?

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Velma Dinkley: The yeti is the name used by the local mountain people to describe the creature.

Fred Jones: So the yeti and the subliminal snowman are the same thing?

Velma Dinkley: Not "subliminal," Fred. (Velma tries to pronounce the word, but fails to do it, as the other laugh) Now you've got me all mixed up.

Fred Jones: I don't understand. What does any of this have to do with Shaggy and Scooby?

Brock: I’m a little worried guys.

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Daphne Blake: There's no mystery there, Fred. One thing we know for sure, those two always know how to find trouble.

Abominable Snowman chase 1/Meeting Del Chillman
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Shaggy Rogers And Scooby-Doo: What?! Huh?! (

Shaggy Rogers: Like, I get it now! You’re no tour guide!

Shaggy Rogers: And We’re just monster bait to help you get it.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah! Monster bait!

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Alphonse LaFleur: At last, the creature! He is here!

Shaggy Rogers: And like we're gone man. Real gone!

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???: Shaggy? Scooby? Is that really you?

Shaggy and Scooby: Huh?

May: Who are you?

(The guy reveals himself as Del Chillman)

Del Chillman: It's me, Del Chillman. Wow! What are you guys doing up here?

Shaggy Rogers: Would you believe it, we're on vacation.

Scooby-Doo: Reah, racation.

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Alphonse LaFleur: So, Shaggy, his friends, and the puchy hitched a ride, eh? No matter, where they go, the monster will sure to follow.

(He follows the tracks of the vehicle, as the snows goes down to fade to the weather station)

Del Chillman: Well, sorry you can't call the rest of the gang. Looks like the snow storm has blocked out the satellite. (He made hot chocolate) But boy am I glad to see you guys. I don't get too many visitors up here.

(He hands them hot chocolate)

Scooby-Doo: Oh boy! Hot chocolate

(He drinks it and he got whipped cream on his face)

Shaggy Rogers: The last time we saw you, all you cared about was the Loch Ness Monster. Like, what happened?

Max: Did you capture it?

Del Chillman: Nessie was a no show. I was so bumped. But then it hit me. What if I got a job up here and used my free time to search for proof of the abominable snowman?

The lost kingdom of Shangri-La
(We go to Shaggy, Scooby, May, Max, Bonnie, Ash, Pikachu, Lillie, and Sophocles still in the air)

Shaggy Rogers: Okay, Scooby-Doo, you got us up here. Now, like, how are we gonna get down?

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(Scooby then gets a idea, he pulls down the lever)

Sophocles: No! Not that way!

(That of course, sends them flying around and upward to the sky)

Shaggy Rogers: Like, don't look now, Scoob but I think our stock is about to take a serious plunge.

Ash Ketchum: What!?

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The third Abominable Snowman chase/The professor stealing crystals
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The escape from the anavalanche
Shaggy Rogers: We made it, guys! We’re alive!

(Then they hear a rumble it was an avalanche)

Max: It's an avalanche!

(The snow pours down, as the others scream)

Bonnie: What do we do?

Ending
(We fade to Paris, Del speak French to Minga as well as she)

Minga Sherpa: Oh, I am loving the Paris.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, us too. They say Paris is for lovers, right, Scoob? Well, I'm in love with this springtime spread.

Scooby-Doo: Oui, oui, Shaggy.

(He grabs a cream filled donut and takes a bite but it’s squirts out the cramfiled and hits Shaggy’s face and Scooby licks him)

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Daphne Blake: Where's Freddie? He was supposed to meet us here an hour ago.

Shaggy Rogers: Can you believe it, Scoob? My ears are ringing again.

Scooby-Doo: It's your phone.

Iris: Answer it.

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Shaggy Rogers: Like, hello.

(We cut to Fred in the Amazon jungle)

Fred Jones: Guys? I think I got on the wrong plane.

(Then the heroes run to the Mystery Machine)

Velma Dinkley: Here we go again.

Daphne Blake: Now where?

Max: The Amazon Jungle.

(Then they enter)

Shaggy Rogers: Like, step on it, Scoob. Next stop, the Amazon jungle.

Ash Ketchum: Amazon jungle! Here we come!

(Scooby hits the gas pedal as the Mystery Machine drives off))

Scooby-Doo: Scooby-Dooby-Doo.