Return to the Magic Railroad/Transcript

This is the script for Return to the Magic Railroad.

[The episode opens at Vicarstown Station]

Narrator: Return to the Magic Railroad. It was a nice sunny day on the Island of Sodor. Thomas was the pulling the Local to Vicarstown Station.

[Flying Scotsman arrives]

Flying Scotsman: Good day, Thomas.

Thomas: Hello, Flying Scotsman.

Narrator: Flying Scotsman is Gordon's brother who has two tenders. He was the first engine to go 100 miles an hour from London to Edinburgh, Scotland.

Flying Scotsman: So, have any news to tell?

Thomas: Why yes, actually. Once I traveled to the Magic Railroad and saved Lady the magic engine from Diesel 10.

Flying Scotsman: The Magic Railroad? Who's Lady?

Thomas: Lady is a golden and dark pink tank engine who leaves a trail of gold dust wherever she goes. She's also keep the Magic Railroad working to make sure both Sodor and Shining Time are safe along with Mr Conductor.

Flying Scotsman: Really? Who's Mr Conductor?

Thomas: He's a small man in a conductor's uniform who travels from place to place through a shower of gold dust which is what Lady is the source of.

Flying Scotsman: [processes the information carefully then laughs] Thomas. Don't be so silly. There's no such thing as magic. You're making this all up. I just know it.

Thomas: I am not making it up, Scotsman! Your brother, Gordon was there during the time.

Flying Scotsman: But did he see it all happen?

Thomas: Well not exactly. But...

Flying Scotsman: See? That's solid proof of you making it up.

Thomas: No, it's not. Diesel 10 knows it's real but don't ask him.

Flying Scotsman: I wouldn't want to ask him anyway since I don't trust diesels.

Thomas: Except good ones like Paxton, Philip and Mavis.

Flying Scotsman: Yes. But still, Thomas, there is no such thing as magic. [whistles and sets off for the mainland]

Thomas: [sighs in disappointment]

Annie: Don't worry, Thomas. He'll come to his senses soon enough.

Clarabel: Trust us. It all happens in good time.

Thomas: At least, you two believe me instead of thinking that I'm silly, most of the time.

Annie: Why, of course.

Clarabel: Why ever would we think that said events weren't true?

Thomas: Just checking and you think I'm silly every time I come up with plans.

Annie: Well, not always.

Clarabel: Some plans you come up with often turn out brilliantly.

Thomas: I suppose so.

[Later, at Knapford Thomas talks to Gordon]

Narrator: Later, at Knapford, Thomas told Gordon about what Flying Scotsman had told him.

Gordon: Disgraceful! Who does he think he is to be so skeptical of said mysteries?

Thomas: But it's like they say. People won't believe you if you don't have proof. [gasps getting an idea] That's it! Proof! I'll go to the Magic Railroad tomorrow and bring Lady back as proof. That'll show Flying Scotsman.

Gordon: That's a good idea, Thomas. But mind you, you never know who's listening.

[Diesel is seen peering at them from behind the station wall, chuckling to himself]

Thomas: But who will do my work whilst I'm away?

Gordon: Looks like Percy will have to look after Annie and Clarabel while you're gone. (gives a knowing grin)

Thomas: Good idea. You'll have to inform the Fat Controller of where I'm going.

Gordon: Will do.

[He sets off to do so. Meanwhile, Diesel is bringing Splatter and Dodge to the Dieselworks]

Narrator: Meanwhile, Diesel was bringing two former allies of Diesel 10's to the Dieselworks.

Diesel: Do come in, make yourselves at home.

Splatter: Man, when you said a lot had changed since we left...

Dodge: You weren't kidding.

Diesel: I know.

[Diesel 10 arrives]

Narrator: Then, Diesel 10 arrived. But he wasn't happy when he saw Splatter and Dodge.

Diesel 10: What are those two traitors doing here, Diesel?

Diesel: Uh, well, they have something to tell you.

Splatter: Boss, we've found the buffers.

Dodge: We'll lead you to them if you're willing that is.

Diesel 10: (raise a eyebrow suspiciously) Are you sure you're not trying to trick me?

Splatter: No of course not.

Dodge: Our time away gave us time to think about how wrong we were to betray you.

Splatter: And you need to know where the buffers are.

Dodge: And we found it years ago. So are you willing to give us a second chance or not?

[Diesel 10 thinks about it]

Diesel 10: Oh, alright. But you stab me in the back, you know what's coming.

Splatter and Dodge: Yes, boss.

'Arry: Only if they attacked steamies.

Bert: Yeah. They're so stupid.

[Diesel 10 snaps Pinchy at them]

Diesel 10: That maybe but they are also helpful. Now, I have an announcement to this plan.

Diesel: We're listening.

Diesel 10: I have some new recuits.

[He gestures to the shadows using Pinchy and two humans reveal themselves]

Diesel: Are you....

Sailor John: Yep. My name's John, Sailor John.

Diesel: I've heard all about you and how Thomas stop you from stealing pirate treasure.

Sailor John: I know. I want to make that blue tank engine pay for what he did. I could have get rid of him with dynamite if the treacherous boat, Skiff haven't make me wobble.

[Diesel 10, Diesel, 'Arry, Bert, Splatter and Dodge are surprised]

Diesel 10: Wow. That's impressive. Why didn't we think of it?

Diesel: Maybe because we were too caught up in other things.

'Arry: Who are you?

Robbie Rotten: I am Robbie Rotten. LazyTown's most trickiest villain.

Bert: LazyTown? What's that?

Robbie Rotten: It is a town that was once known for it's laziness but this pink girl arrived and got everyone to be active with help from the town's hero, Sportaflop.

Splatter: What?

Dodge: Who?

Robbie Rotten: The blue jumping kangaroo.

Splatter: A kangaroo?

Dodge: You're chasing a kangaroo?

Robbie Rotten: No! Not a actual kangaroo. It's a blue man in a costume.

Splatter: A man in a kangaroo costume?

Dodge: You mean like a mascot?

Robbie Rotten: No! (sighs)

Dodge: Okay this is rather confusing.

Diesel 10: What Robbie means Splodge that Sportacus is the superhero of LazyTown living in an airship and has the number 10 on his chest.

Splatter: Oh.

Diesel: I see what you mean.

Diesel 10: And they're are going to help us with this task.

Dodge: Really?

Diesel 10: Yes. Robbie's going to disguise himself as a really inspector and distract everyone and the Fat Controller whilst we sneak our way to the buffers.

Sailor John: Good idea. The police are still after me after my break-out.

Diesel: Yeah. How did you break out?

Sailor John: Diesel 10 took care of that.

Diesel 10: With Pinchy.

Robbie Rotten: Don't you worry, Diesels. I never get caught. And "Why?" I hear you ask. Because I am a master of disguise!

[The song "Master of Disguise" starts playing]

Robbie Rotten: I'm the master of disguise~

I can vanish from your eyes~

I can be in different places~

With my many funny faces~

In disguise~

[Laughs]

Sometimes it's so nifty~

When I'm really really shifty~

In disguise~

It's disguise time~

It's so easy to deceive you~

With my sneaking little tricks~

And to make you believe~

Each character that I pick~

Hey!~

When you look for me I'm gone, in front of your eyes~

People call me the master of disguise!~

I'm as sneaky as can be~

No one's sneakier than me~

I can get so sly and loathing~

When I dress in other clothing~

In disguise~

You'll walk right by me~

Not knowing that I'm slimy~

A scary dinosaur~

With a loud ferocious roar~

I'm so glad~

I'm so tricky~

Even so Saint Nick-y~

When you look for me, I'm gone, in front of your eyes~

People call me the master of disguise~

[laughs]

I'm the master of disguise~

Surprise! I't me!~

[laughs]

[The diesels are amazed]

Diesel: Wow!

'Arry and Bert: Whoa!

Splatter and Dodge: Amazing!

Sailor John: I never knew you were so good.

Robbie Rotten: Thank you, thank you very much!

Diesel: We're convinced now. There's two things you four needs to know about me.

Sailor John, Robbie Rotten, Splatter and Dodge: What?

Diesel: One: I'm the first diesel to arrive on Sodor. Two: I'm full of surprises. (honks horn) Oop! (laughs)

Splatter and Dodge: Whoa.

Robbie Rotten: Wow.

Sailor John: Can't argue with that.

Diesel 10: But you weren't there when I tried to destroy Lady the first time.

Diesel: I know. Because The Fat Controller sent me away when I push china clay trucks into the sea.

'Arry: We never knew that.

Bert: Guess we arrived years later.

Diesel 10: Yes, you did.

Diesel: I hope you won't forget about me being the first diesel to arrive on Sodor.

Diesel 10: I won't.

Robbie Rotten: How are you full of surprises?

Diesel: Well, I play devious tricks for years even for the Great Railway Show.

'Arry: Cool.

Bert: Too bad we didn't take part in that trick.

Diesel: That's because you were working with Mavis or at the Smelters' Yard.

'Arry: Oh.

Bert: Right.

Dodge: So what's the plan?

Diesel 10: Gather round. Here's what we're going to do.

[The villains huddle around Diesel 10 as he explains the plan in a hushed tone. Meanwhile]

Narrator: Meanwhile Percy and Nia were taking trucks to the quarry but it was very hard to keep them moving.

Troublesome Trucks: Hold back! Hold back!

Percy: [straining] Now you realize how troublesome these trucks can be compared to the ones in Kenya.

Nia: I know. [straining]

Narrator: They were nearly at the top, when...

[Ace appears zooming past Percy]