Meeting the Wizard

Here's how meeting the Wizard goes in Brian and the Eeveelution Family meet The Wizard of Oz.

[Soon they are walking down the hallway]

Umbreon: This hallway goes on forever.

Cowardly Lion: Wait a minute, fellas! I was just thinking, I really don't wanna see the Wizard this much! I better wait for you outside!

Scarecrow: What's the matter!

Erza Scarlet: He's scared again.

[Cowardly Lion grabs his tail as he starts crying]

Dorothy: Don't you know the Wizard's gonna give you some courage?

Cowardly Lion: I'd be too scared to ask him for it! [cries loudly]

Dorothy: Well, then will ask him for you.

Cowardly Lion: I'd sorta wait outside.

[Turns around, but gets pulled back]

Dorothy: Wait, why?

Cowardly Lion: Because I'm still scared! [cries loudly then he pulls his tail] [moans]

Scarecrow: What happened?!

Cowardly Lion: Somebody pulled my tail!

Spud: Oh, for crying out loud! You did it yourself!

Cowardly Lion: [looks at his tail] Oh.

Scarecrow: [grabs his paw] Come on!

Brian: Yeah, we've came this far! There's no turning back now.

[They continues walking down the hall]

Oz: COME FORWARD!

[two big doors open]

Cowardly Lion: Tell me when it's over! [covers his eyes]

[They soon enter a giant room where we see a set]

Cowardly Lion: Look at that! Look at that! [cries in vain as the Wizard's head appears] I wanna go home!

Oz: I am Oz! The Great & Powerful! Who are you?

[The others don't say a thing]

Oz: Who are you?!

[Dorothy and Brian move in to the Wizard]

Dorothy: If you please... I am Dorothy. The small and meek.

Brian: And I'm Brian Griffin. And this is my wife, Sylveon, my friends, and family.

Dorothy: We've come to ask you...

Oz: SILENCE!

Dorothy: Oh! [they run back] Jiminy Cricket!

Oz: The Great & Powerful Oz, knows why you had come! Step forward Tin Man!

[Tin Man does so]

Oz: You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clicky, clanking, collection of collagenous junk?!

Tin Man: Ah! [shakes] Y-y-yes sir. Y-ye-yes, your honor. You see, [chuckles nervously] a while back, we we're walking down the yellow brick road. And...

Oz: QUIET!

Tin Man: Ah! [runs back]

Oz: And you, Scarecrow! Only to front me to ask for a brain?!

[As he speaks Scarecrow bows]

Oz: And as for you, Spud! You came to me just so you can be scary? You billowing bales of bovine fodder!

Scarecrow: Yes, your honor! I mean your excellency!

Spud: Actually, what he was searching for was: "Your Wizardry!"

Oz: Enough!

[They run back]

Oz: And you, Lion!

[Lion cautiously moves forward]

Oz: Well?

[Cowardly Lion faints]

Lois: Lion!

[They run up to him]

Dorothy: You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Frightening him like that when he came to you for help!

Sylveon: Yeah, and all he wanted was some courage!

Oz: Silence, whippersnappers! The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your requests!

[Cowardly Lion gets back up in surprise]

Cowardly Lion: What's that? What'd he say? Huh, what'd he say?

Oz: But first, you must prove yourselves worthy, by performing a very small task.

Little Bear: What kind of task?

Oz: Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West.

Tin Man: But if we do that, we'll have to kill her to get it!

Oz: Bring me her broomstick, and I'll grant your requests. Now, go.

Cowardly Lion: But.... But what if she kills us first?

Oz: I SAID GO!!!!

Flareon: I think we'd better do what the Wizard says!

[Soon, Cowardly Lion runs away from the room and jumps out of a window]