Safety/Transcript (RaCmtW)

This is the script for Safety.

[The episode opens to the Big Red Car and Salty as the Wiggles climb in]

Evil Anna: Well, Salty. You going on a tresure Hunt?

Salty: Arrr, yes indeed. See you later, me hearties!

Evil Ryan: See ya soon like a droplet in the mist like Thanos, who Evil Anna destroyed back on Total Drama season one.

Wallflower Blush: Don't you dare mention that name! He's my worst fear!

[With the Wiggles, Salty and Captain Feathersword]

Anthony Field: How far's this treasure, Captain Feathersword?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, it's about ten Wiggle Trees, Anthony.

Salty: Ten Wiggle trees?!

Jeff Fatt: That's really, really far!

Greg Page: Then we'd better kick into Wiggle Speed.

The Wiggles: Right, let's go!

Greg Page: Fasten your seatbelts.

Anthony Field: Good Idea, Greg.

[The Wiggles put on their seatbelts]

Greg Page: Ready, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Ready, me hearties!

Anthony Field: Ready, Salty?

Salty: Arrr, I be raring to yo-ho-go!

[Greg starts the car and they set off]

[They pass several Wiggle Trees, counting as they go]

The Wiggles: One wiggle tree, two trees, three trees, four trees, five trees, six trees, seven trees, eight trees, nine trees, ten trees.

[They soon arrive]

Salty: Well, here we are.

Greg Page: Here we are, Captain Feathersword, ten Wiggle Trees from where we began.

Captain Feathersword: Oh, I'm so glad you hearties were with me. Oh, I can't count to ten very easily. I need a little help sometimes.

Salty: Arr, the Wiggles and I are always happy to help, Cap'n Feathersword.

[Captain Feathersword looks at his map then points]

Captain Feathersword: Look! There she is!

The Wiggles and Salty: The treasure!

[They head over to it]

Captain Feathersword: Oh, X.

[He goe over to it and starts to dig it up]

[It's revealed to be a book]

Captain Feathersword: Oh, lookie, a bookie. I mean look, a book.

[The Wiggles and Salty join him]

Murray Cook: Oh, that's no ordinary book, Captain Feathersword.

Captain Feathersword: It isn't?

Salty: It's a counting book, Matey. It helps you to count from 1 to 10.

Captain Feathersword: Really? Well, blow me down.

[They do]

Salty: Sorry. But you said to blow you down.

Captain Feathersword: Well, while I'm down here, blow me under that tree.

[They do]

[Later on]

Sci-Ryan: Okay. While the Wiggles get to thier Home, I could sing a song to pass the time.

[The song Invisible starts playing]

Sci-Ryan: You don't see me fitting in~

I'm sitting here alone~

Right beside my shadow~

Always on my own~

If I can share my wildest dreams~

Maybe they would see~

I'm more then just a wallflower~

There so much more to me~

I'm invisible, invisible~

A droplet in the mist~

Invisible, invisible~

It's like I don't exist~

Right beneath my picture~

This is what you'll read~

A short list of nothings~

Not likely to succeed~

A yearbook with blank pages~

That no nd wants to sign~

A Memory Forgotten~

Untill the end of time...~

[Wallflower pounces on him]

Wallflower Blush: Sci-Ryan? Are you singing my song?

Sci-Ryan: Well. Yeah. I think it is very catchy.

[The Wiggles arrive]

Sci-Ryan: Hey, Guys.

Flora Door: Sorry, the Wiggles aren't at home.

Bertram T. Monkey: Is that door kidding? They are here unlike Megatron.

Megatron (Prime): [off-screen] I am standing right here!

Bertram T. Monkey: Oh. Now I'm hearing things. I could rest for a sec.

Greg Page: We know. We are the Wiggles.

Murray Cook: And we'd like to go inside.

Anthony Field: So we can be at home.

Jeff Fatt: Open up.

Flora Door: I won't open up until you say the magic word.

Bertram T. Monkey: [sighs] Someone just tell me when Megatron is dead.

The Wiggles: Please.

Flora Door: Yes. Of course. Enter.

[Meanwhile, Captain Feathersword and Salty are teaching Wags how to fetch]

Salty: Alright, Wags, matey, we're gonna teach you how to fetch.

[Time skip to later on in the episode]

Evil Ryan: Whoa. How time fly, Sci-Ryallflower Blush.

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. And you know. When Cody got frozen in that Frozen thing, I would cry for him and Megatron's death.

Megatron: Ahem.

Sci-Ryan: Yikes! [hides behind a fence] I know you won't get me from a fence, Galvatron.

Megatron: Sorry. Didn't mean to spook you.

Evil Ryan: Guess he might be a little jumpy today. Remember when Ryan is pretending to be Ryapunzel?

Wallflower Blush: Who is Ryapunzel?

Ryan F-Freeman: Me, Blush. In that Tangled adventure, I pretended to be Ryapunzel. And one part when Rapunzel found out that she is the lost princess, I was a friend of her.

Sci-Ryan: Say. That princess thing could do well in next episode. Jessie Primefan could do a princess. [giggles]

Evil Ryan: Looks like Sci-Ryan did have Lolirock powers that makes him better then Morro.

Thomas: Anyways on with the episode.

Ryan F-Freeman: Sure. I would teach my three siren friends about riding the bike safely.

[Later with the Wiggles, Wags, Dorothy and Captain Feathersword]

Anthony Field: Ready, Wags and Dorothy?

Wags the Dog: Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Dorothy the Dinosaur: Ready, Anthony.

Murray: Ready, Wiggles?

Greg Page, Jeff Fatt and Anthony Field: Ready, Murray!

[The Wiggles put their seat belts on]

Greg: Click.

Anthony: Click.

Murray: Click.

Jeff: Click.

Wags: Ruff! Ruff!

Dorothy the Dinosaur: Click!

The Wiggles: Well done, Wags and Dorothy!

Anthony: And thanks for looking after the Wagettes, Captain Feathersword!

Captain Feathersword: Not at all, me hearties! I'll look after them and see they come to no harm! Don't worry about me little Skally-wagettes! I, Captain Feathersword, shall keep them safe! Mind where your hiding now, me hearties! And don't go too near the road! Say hello to James for me! Bye-bye

[The Wiggles, Wags and Dorothy head off]

Matau T. Monkey: And remember in Quest for Camelot, Jessie? Crash did use me as a Humiliskate thing to slide down the mountain.

Jessie Primefan: Yes.

Meg Griffin: At least the Knight armor keeps someone safe from villains, Corrupted knights like Ruber, Megatron.

Evil Anna: Megaria, you think this Megatron got killed by Crash sometime ago?

[Meanwhile, Henry the Octopus is in Dorothy's garden carrying a ladder]

Henry the Octopus: Dorothy's going to be so surprised when I pick these roses for when she gets home.

[He climbs the ladder]

[It falls over, leaving Henry dangling on the top of the rose gate]

Henry the Octopus: Oh, dear! The ladder fell down! Help me!

[Meanwhile at the Sodor Steamworks]

Sci-Ryan: Hello, James.

James: Hi, guys. Thanks for coming to help me shine my paintwork.

Alice: Well. If Megatron is dead, then Bertram is now Sunset's true bodyguard.

Christina: Who is this Megatron anyway?

Megatron: That would be me. And before you freak out, it's okay. I'm reformed.

Christina: But, I just watch you die.

Optimus Prime: That was a long time ago.

Ranyx: But, what about Mega-Thomas? Does he die by the hand of Ultra Ryan when he combine into an crazy Menasor combiner called Thomasor?

Evil Ryan: I think we did. And Evil Rianna knows that buckling seatbelts is very important for when you are driving a car.

Bertram T. Monkey: That is some good safety advice.

James: Help yourself to those cloths and polish then and shine away.

[rapping] Shining, shining, shining paint

Shining, shining, shining paint

Rub those cloths on my paint

Rub those cloths on my paint

My paintwork will look brand new.

[The music stops]

Henry the Octopus: [in distance] Help! Help me!

Alice: What is that? Megatron giving up as Sunset's bodyguard and become evil again?

Megatron: Hey!

Crash Bandicoot: Man overboard?

[Cut to Henry still stuck on the rose gate]

Henry the Octopus: Help me! I'm stuck up here! Help! Get me down!

[Wags hears it]

Wags: Ruff?

Dorothy the Dinosaur: What's that, Wags?

Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!

Dorothy the Dinosaur: You heard something?

[Wags runs off, followed by Dorothy]

[They hear off down the street]

Bertram T. Monkey: Someone needs help. [grabs Sunset and activates his jetpack] Hang on, Sunset. I am your bodyguard.

Sunset Shimmer: Bertram! Megatron's my...

Bertram T. Monkey: To the Wiggles world.. and beyound! [flies off, taking Sunset with him]

Meg Griffin: Don't worry, Buckethead, Evil Anna with fly ya.

Evil Anna: Follow that monkey! Hehe. I get that from the Wild Kratts, Megatron!

Megatron: Enough joking! Let's go!

Matau T. Monkey: Right!

[They head off]

[At the Wigglehouse]

[The Wagettes run around]

[Captain Feathersword sits at the table and stops them just short of some pot handles]

Henry the Octopus: HEEEEEELLLP!

[Dorothy, Wags, the Wiggles and the gang arrive]

[They spot Henry]

Ryan F-Freeman: Henry! You silly octopus. Let us get you down from there.

Evil Anna: I know. [uses her magic to make Megatron transform into a Care Bear] If he falls, land in him.

Henry the Octopus: Hurry! I feel I could fall at any moment!