Thomas meets Fiona

This is how Thomas meets Fiona in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[Thomas picks himself up, dusts himself off and here's something moving. He turns and sees the beautiful Princess Fiona. He walks up to her and shakes her awake]

Thomas: Hey! Wake up!

Princess Fiona: What?

Thomas: Are you Princess Fiona, the one who Lord Farquaad requested me to find?

Princess Fiona: Yes. Waiting for a knight as thoughest to rescue me.

Thomas: That's very good. Now, let's go.

Princess Fiona: Wait! Should this be a wonderful romantic moment?

Thomas: Yeah. [grabs Fiona by the arm] Now come on.

Princess Fiona: Wait a minuet! Shouldn't you be taking me down to your steed?

Thomas: Yes. Yes I am.

[Thomas grabs Fiona by the arm and barges through the locked door]

Thomas: Well, that was easy.

Princess Fiona: But we have to savor this moment.

Thomas: Well, its too late for that now. Now come on. We need to get you out. And you need to be less stressy.

[As Fiona chats away, they run through turrets passed a lake of lava]

Thomas: Well, that's nice to know. Now come on.

Princess Fiona: Can I at least know the name of my champion?

Thomas: Yes. OpThomas Prime. AKA Thomas the Tank Engine.

[Thomas opens the door and hears Grimlock's voice]

Grimlock: [to Dragon] I know this is a bad time to be hanging with a babe like you but I really need to get going.

Thomas: He is still with the dragon.

Princess Fiona: Who are you talking about?

Thomas: One of my friends. Now, c'mon!

[Thomas then has a second thought]

Thomas: Wait here. I'll be right back.

Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you, Thomas?

Thomas: Uh, like any other knight.

[Thomas walks through the door and sees Grimlock in the Dragon's tail coils]

Thomas: [gasps]

Grimlock: So, you have a relationship with Donkey?

Dragon: [growls]

Grimlock: Yeah. I think that he's your husband, just like in the Shrek films.

Dragon: [nods her head growling]