The Laugh Floor/Reuniting with Boo

This is the scene where Crash, Thomas and Ryan visit Monsters, Inc.

[We see a boy sleeping in his bedroom. We hear a door being open and a shadow moves across his bed. Mike rises and the boy wakes up to see Mike and gasps. Mike was about to do something when...]

Mike Wazowski: [taps on a microphone] Hey, is this thing on? Hello? Testing. Testing.

[The boy turns on his lamp]

Mike Wazowski: Hey, good evening. How are you? How are you. Nice to see you. I tell you, it's good to be here in... your room. Where you from?

[Awkward silence]

Mike Wazowski: Never mind. You're in kindergarten, right? Oh, I love kindergarten. Best three years of my life.. Of my life. But, I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. Oh yeah. I'm the fastest one out there. Course I was the ball. But, I.. was the ball. See? All right.

[Mike stands up and eats Pinkipoo and the microphone. The gurgling is hared getting louder then...]

Mike Wazowski: Ah.. [huge burp and the Mike and Pinkipoo comes out] Ha?

Pinkipoo: [has Mike's microphone and his scepter in another] Ta-da!

[The boy laughs]

Mike Wazowski: Thanks a lot. I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitresses.

[They leave the room and see the laugh gadge is full]

Matau T. Monkey: Nice one, Pink. You got the hang of being a comedy dummy.

Pinkipoo: I know, being in Mike's mouth as an act felt weird.

Sulley: And Great job, Mikey. You filled your board on the first kid of the day.

Mike Wazowski: Not bad, huh? You know, ONLY SOMEBODY with PERFECT comidic timing COULD PRODUCE THIS MUCH ENERGY in one shot.

Sulley: UH-HUH, and the fact that laughter IS ten times more powerful then SCREAM had NOTHING to do with it.

Ryan F-Freeman: And Pinkie, I know if one of my friends Milly is okay. Is she a human or a kitsune?

Pinkipoo: She's half human, half kitsune.

Celia: Oh, Googley Bear. Come here you.

Pinkipoo: Oh, hi Celia.

Mike Wazowski: SCHMOOPSIE-POO!

Evil Rianna: Pinkipoo. [grabs him] You are so brave with defeating Randall for Boo.

Celia: Googley... [kisses Mike]

Bertram T. Monkey: Guess Megatron won't trouble us anytime soon, Sunset.

Sunset Shimmer: [touching Megatron (TFP)'s arm] That's the movie Megatron, you're talking about.

Bertram T. Monkey: Potato, tomato. Gloriosa got her powers under control and I will protect you from any villain as your bodyguard and Megatron would grind those who apose us under his big metal heel.

Megatron (TFP): Bertram, we can both be her bodyguard.

Celia: [stops her snakes from kissing Mike] Stop, stop. Michael you are such a charmer.

Pinkipoo: I've heard you brought the magazine.

Celia: They just delivered a whole box.

Matau T. Monkey: Let's see it. [chuckles] Mike and Sulley made the cover.

Mike Wazowski: [opens the box and sees himself and Sulley on the cover, shocked] I don't believe it.

Celia: Googley Bear.

Mike Wazowski: I'm on the cover of A MAGAZINE! OW!

Pinkipoo: I'm in there too!

[The blue monster puts fake joke teeth in his mouth and walks through a door. Fungus walks past and puts on joke glasses]