Discovery in the desert/Talking to the Buffalo Tribe

Here's how talking to the Buffalo Tribe goes in Wrath of the Century

[we return to our heroes now deep in the desert following the black horse]

Sherin: Hey, it stopped!

[then the black horse tips over and falls to the ground]

Tonto: [comes over to it and kicks it] Horse dead.

Brian: [walks over] Yeah, we can see that for ourselves. Now what?

Tonto: [Looks around]

John Reid: We're lost, aren't we? I knew it! "Just Follow the Horse", that was your idea?! But, you can't talk to a dead horse, now can you? You know what? Let me try. [to the horse] Hello, uh if you could just point us to the right derection, we'll take it from here. (a few seconds of selience) What's that? NOTHING!!

Tonto: [feeds his crow]

Brian: Oh this is just great! Now the villains are out there somewhere do God-knows-what to poor Ana and we are gonna die out here with you and that stupid bird!

Tonto: The girl, Anna. You wanna have child with her?

Brian: What? Are you kidding? That's Elsa's sister! Our sister-in law! You don't do that kind of thing!

Tonto: When you asleep, you spoke of her in a vision.

[as they are talking Evan notices something and goes over to it]

Brian: Well, some people can just say things when they're sleeping.

Tonto: Mmm.

[then they notice Evan looking at something]

Applejack: What in the hay are you lookin' at?

Evan: That.

[we see a dead changling with an arrow in it]

Vinny: What's that!?

Evan: [grabs the arrow and pulls it out] Big Grizz.

Brian: What?

Evan: This her' is one of Big Grizz's arrows.

Penny Ling: How can you tell?

Evan: look at the arrow head.

[we see it's made of gold]

Rarity: Gold!

Evan: Exactly, Big Grizz always uses gold to make his arrow heads.

Rattlesanke Jake: Well, why would he be out her'?

Apple Bloom: [brushes the ground and then she hits something] Huh? [she starts brushing some sand asside with her tail] Hey, Ah' think ah' found somethang'!

Brian: What is it?

Apple Bloom: Track!

Brian: What? It can't be!

Tonto: [takes out his knife and taps a rail] Train track.

[with the Crophoppers]

Sebeena: You're not lost are you? Train Tracks? I thought you were in Buffalo Tribe Territory.

Dusty: We were.

Ishani: But then...

[then we hear an arrow flying and then back in the story, an arrow hits Brian in the shoulder!]

Brian: AAH!! [faints]

[We then see elite Stormtroopers]

Elite Stormtroopers: No sign of them yet.

Saturn: Keep searching! We can't let them escape so easy!

Elite Stormtroopers: Wait, I think I found something!

[He runs up and sees a dead Apatosaurus]

Sideshow Bob: What the hell is that?

Elite Stromtrooper: It's an Apatosaurus, and they've killed it. They must be here somewhere. [then feels drool]

[then he looks up and sees Spino!]

Spinosaurus: [eats him] ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elite Stromtrooper: AHHH!!!

[then from the forest the I-Rex appears!

Elite Stromtroopers: IT CAN CAMOFLAUGE!!!

[They all fire but are beging slaughter at the same time, and they split a las Stormtrooper in 2]

Seventh Sister: It riped one apart.

Sideshow Bob: Things just got bad to worst!

[Then a baby Indominus Rex is eating the Stormtrroper remains]

Ernie: Is that a baby?

Baby Indominus Rex: [squawking]

Jupiter: It must stole the egg?

Ernie: Egg? What egg?!

Saturn: When the I-Rex and Spino mated they had an egg. We took it away, so it can hatch it must had took it.

Ernie: You're an idiot Saturn! [takes out his .45 colt]

Saturn: No, no, no, no!

Ernie [first at his chest]

Saturn: Ah!

Sideshow Bob: Wah!

[Saturn lands on the floor dead]

Sideshow Bob: WHAT THE FLIP!?!

Ernie: End of the damn, conversation.

Jupiter: You imbecicle! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ernie: He was my trusty commander. You, Mars, or her couldn't stop a dinosaur with his back sticking out and a clone hybrid. Unreal.

Sideshow Bob: [notices his peeing in his pants]

Ernie: Aw, that's okay. I know it's scary. Charles, get Bob some pants.

Charles: Yes Sir. [leaves the room]

Evil Stewie: But what about the I-Rex and Spino?

Ernie: Leave that to me. Mars, Jupiter, I have no furthur use to you. [points his ,45 colt at them]

Mars: No!

Jupiter: Don't shoot us!

Ernie: [shoots the 2 (unseen)]

Sideshow Bob: I can't belive you just did that.

Ernie: They deserved it.

[we then hear a train's whistle]

[we are now at a construct site of treastle bridge heading into Buffalo Territory]