Fowl Play/Transcript

Here is episode 10th for season 1 from Winnie the Pooh goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
(The Opening is like a show opening called "Law and Order")

Narrator: In the barnyard justice system, there are animal who commit crimes and animals who prosecuted them. Some of them have udders.

(Late at night, Freddy was chasing Peck)

Peck: No, no... Stop following me.

Freddy: It's no use Peck. You can't run from me. (evil laughing)

Peck: No... go away!

Freddy: I cant' help myself. I'm so hungry.

(Scene cut to the next morning)

Otis: Freddy, Peck, where are you guys? Pig's gonna eat your breakfast.

Pig: Oh, actually...

Pooh: We kinda ate, the...

Otis: Pig and Pooh ate your breakfast.

Abby: I'm worried, Otis. They've been out all night. I bet they're cold and hungry and terrible morning breath.

Wanda: I hate morning breath!

Sunset Shimmer: Still, who knows what happened to them

(Duke sniffing and Howling)

Pig: I think Duke's picked up their trail. did you find 'em boy?

Duke: No, but check out this un-chewed tennis ball. I know what I'm doin' this weekend, whoo.

Eeyore: It figures.

Rabbit: (moans)

Pip: Hey, look, Peck's feathers.

Tigger: They lead off this way.

Otis: Through Mrs. Beady's Garden? Come on, guys.

(they find Feddy)

Freddy: (Dreaming)Mmm... Two tickets to Giblet town please.

Otis: Freddy, Freddy, wake up.

Freddy: Hm, what, thigh bone dark meat... 12 minutes per pound, Ding.

Abby: Freddy, what are you doing here?

Pig: And where's Peck?

Freddy: Peck? I'm... I'm not sure. Last night's kind of a blur.

Duke: A likely story, ferret. How would you explain all these feathers? Looks to me someone has rooster takeout last night.

Freddy: What, that's sick? I'm deeply, deeply offended.

Sunset Shimmer: I don't buy it.

Timmy: Yeah, we trust him 100%.

(Freddy spits out some feathers)

(Everyone was surprised)

Pip: Busted.

Tigger: I think he's in big trouble.

Abby: Freddy, how could you?

Piglet: I don't believe this.

Otis: All right, all right, calm down everyone. I'm sure a logical explanation.

Duke: You bet there is- Freddy's eaten Peck. The scent of villainy is the air, I say.

Tigger: Well, I'm think this's a job for... "Tigger Private Ear"!

Pooh and gang: Oh, Bother.

Ducke: I hope that smell is Tigger make him lier. No, no, wait(Sniffs). That's another tennis ball.

(Duke runs away)

(Later that day)

Freddy: Um, Guys.. Who selected the jury?

(The Jury is angry Chickens, and Eeyore join the Jury as well)

Rabbit: Eeyore, why you in the Jury doing?

Eeyore: Well, Jury doing's kind fun to me, and I like to do it.

Rabbit: Oh, what ever, Eeyore.

Ed: All rise. Animal court is now in session. Judge Bessie presiding.

(Bessie comes in)

Bessie: Guilty. Now let's get to the punishment.

Otis: You haven't heard any evidence yet.

Bessie: I don't need evidence. I can tell he did it by beady little ferret eyes.

(Freddy getting nervous)

Bessie: But If cud breath going to make a big deal about it... Prosecutor, proceed.

(Abby as prosecuter)

Abby: Ladies, and Eeyore, I don't want to prosecute Freddy. He's nice and kind and cute.

(Freddy spits out feathers)

Abby: Also he's...

Rabbit: Get to the point!

Abby: Oh, ok. Oh, ok. The point is, he's remorseless, cold-blooded kill!

(throws down and scares the chickens)

Tigger: Abby!

Otis: I object.

Freddy: Me, too.

(Chicken throws eggs at freddy)

Bessie: Order, order... I said Order.

Pig: I'd like a extra-large calzone with extra mushroom, please.

Pooh: I take some honey.

Cosmo: I'll take Sub sandwich.

Timmy: Not now!

Ed: Oh, and I'd like...(went to sleep)

Sunset Shimmer: What ever happen to never judged a book by its cover?

Abby: Glad you ask. Duke, will could you please tell us what you found in Freddy's crawl space?

Duke: With pleasure. I infiltrate his den of carnivorous evil when I found this cookbook entitled "To Serve Chicken."

(Chicken gasps and one fainted)

Eeyore: Well, um....

Piglet: Maybe it's a book on how to serve dinner to chickens.

Duke: Your honor, may I wildly speculate?

Bessie: You may... Especially if ti prove he's guilty.

Wanda: This out be good.

Duke: All right, here's what happened.

(It shows a fake flashback story about "Freddy's Chicken night")

Duke: (Voice-over) Freddy's appetite became inflamed by reading chicken cookbooks. He snuck off, eluding the keen senses of a Masked Canine Avenger who was bravely defending the barn against a gang of Desperadoes. Finally, he attacked Peck rolled him into a giant burrito and cooked him for 10-12 minutes.

(They come back from a fake flashback)

Duke: Trust me on this. I'm a professional.