The Cooler (LMAoAT)/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Cooler (LMAoAT).

[In the Fire Kingdom, a Flame Person is sleeping on his bed. His alarm clock rings. The Flame Person wakes up and shuts it off by putting his hand on it.] [The Fire Kingdom is shown to be cooled down. The Flame People were discussing about their changes.]
 * Flame Person: [shivers] Brrrr. It's freezing in here. [teleports into his huge pants] Whoa, I'm losing a lot of weight! Calorie control and modern exercise are the key. But I don't do any of those things, so this is weird. Hmm...
 * Flame Guard: My jets are tiny! [covers his jets] No one look at my tiny jets!
 * Flame Person: At least your body is normal, man. My body isn't hot anymore!
 * Flame Person: What's going on, man? I'm scared!
 * Flame Person: Give me a hug, man! I don't know! [hugs the Flame Person. The Flame Person then vanishes in his arms.] Aaaaaah! Nooooo! My baby brooooo!

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 * Flame Princess:
 * Prince Candy Ryan: (in Dad Asparagus' voice) What are you thinking?!
 * Princess Bubblegum: I can explain.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: [in his fury] I know you are my sister, but Finn and Jake allowed the Ice King to escape and you trying to make the Fire Kingdom cool down int a cold wasteland.
 * Princess Bubblegum: I'm sorry. [crys a little]
 * Prince Candy Ryan: [feels sorry] Don't worry, sister. It's not your fault.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah. I hope I'll be okay.
 * Flame Princess: Ryan, you got a full name like your sister?
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yeah. In my normal form I'm Ryan F-Freeman. And in this form, I'm Prince Candy Ryan Bubblegum.
 * Flame Princess: