The Sands of Time (RFFAoXS)/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Xiaolin Showdown.

[Theme song]

[The story begins at the Xiaolin Temple]

Matau T. Monkey: It's complete bedlam down there.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. The monks are fighting those cheerleader bots.

Evil Ryan: We could help the Monks out with this.

Jack Spicer: And now my SWAT of evil warriors. Cheerbots, attack!

King K. Rool: Show them what you got, girls!

Cheerbots: Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go!

Evil Ryan: We have to defeat them and guard the Shen Gong Wu.

Jetson Storm: Right. Time for them to face the flame of Jetson Storm!

Computron (PWT): Chances of defeating the cheerbots is 79%.

Evil Rianna: You got it, Computron.

Ryvine Sparkle: Galvatron and I love a good girl fight.

Meg Griffin: Back off, Ryvine!

Galvatron (G1): He would if he could, human.

[K. Rool blows his whistle and the Cheerbots jumps]

Omi: These cheerbots are most skilled warriors. And also freshenliy fragrent.

Cheerbots: Go, evil, go!

[They toss their pom poms in the air and they make a ring of fire around the Monks and the heroes]

Cheerbots: Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go!

Crash Bandicoot: Uh oh. Looks like the cheerbots are coming closer!

Sci-Ryan: Don't worry. I got this. [Brought out the Shen Gong Wu] Orb of Tornami!

[Then, water comes out and puts out the fire]

Connor Lacey: I'll give you a hand as.. [Hits Ultimatrix]

[Connor Lacey transforms into Water Hazard]

Water Hazard: Water Hazard!

Evil Anna: I'll help you too, Sci-Ryan. [summons her Keyblade and activates her Lightsaber]

[Ryvine blows his whistle and the cheerbots form a moving pyramid]

Evil Ryan: Evil Ryan's Squad, form on me!

Farrah McGearshift: You think this will work?

Evil Ryan: We'll find out soon enough.

[Evil Ryan's Squad combines to form Ultra Ryan]

Computron (PWT): The Cheerbots have formed a moving pyramid. Solution; The monks must use Dragon X Kumei Formation to break the pyramid formation.

Omi: You're right, Computron. Monks, assume Dragon X Kumei formation!

[Clay, Kimiko and Raimundo did what Omi said]

Menasor (PWT): What will we do to help the monks?

Ultra Ryan: Use your head, Menasor.

[Ultra Ryan and the two combiners use Menasor as a battering ram]

Menasor (PWT): [in Rex's voice] But, I don't wanna use my head!

[Then, one by one, the Cheerbots are destroyed]

Cyclonus (G1): What's that?

Dr. Neo Cortex: It's a meteor.

Scorponok (G1): It's coming this way!

[The heroes moved away from the meteor. The meteor land on the ground and our heroes peek]

Ryvine Sparkle: What's that?

[The pod plays a message]

Old Omi: Greetings, Xiaolin Warriors.

Omi: Oh, that old man with a large head is most familiar.

Ryan F-Freeman: Omi, I think the old yellow guy is you.

Queen Ryanara: That's right.

Old Omi: I am Omi from the distant future and I came to warn you that the world will soon be dominated by evil.

Ryvine Sparkle: Whoa! Go, evil! [blows on a party blower]

Old Omi: But fear not. There is a way to prevent this disaster. The key to the survival of the universe as we know it lies in the future. Omi, you must find the Sands of Time, before the sands of time themselves run out.

Sweep 1: We must tell Linda about that Shen Gong Wu. She'll be most delighted with that.

Twivine Sparkle: That will be perfect in our plan.

Ryvine Sparkle: Right. Decepticons, fall back.

[The Decepticons retreated]

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. Fly away, you Linda Ryan loving cowards.

Ryan F-Freeman: Do anyone from the future speak in riddles and you got a sister, Mom?

Queen Ryanara: We have to know, what kind of a Shen Gong Wu is the Sands of Time.

[The scroll revealed the Shen Gong Wu]

Master Fung: The Sands of Times is a most powerful Shen Gong Wu. It allows one to not just travel throught time, but, to alter time as well.

Menasor (PWT): That's one powerful Shen Gong Wu.

Twilight Sparkle: I agree with you, Menasor.

Master Fung: Remember, young Dragons. One's fate never seals in the sands of time. It can always be changed.

Ryan F-Freeman: Could the Monks go out somewhere to find this Shen Gong Wu while I go find it here, Connor?

Connor Lacey: Of course.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks. Because I could use this Shen Gong Wu and go back to the past. Right before your step mom killed your dad and siblings.

Frankie Stein: Good idea on that, Heylibot Warlock Ryan.

Crash Bandicoot: You did like that idea, mate. [to Connor] Since when did Ryan become a Heylibot warlock?

Connor Lacey: Since Wuya and Daishi's first Xiaolin Showdown.

Queen Ryanara: Nice one, Connor. I know Ryan is a Heylinbot.

Devastator (PWT): Indeed.

[The next morning]

Dojo: Guys, I think we could get going.

Holly O'Hair: I'm ready to go find that new Shen Gong Wu.

Matau T. Monkey: Me too, Holly O'Hair. I wonder if Courtley is coming.

Courtley Jester: Of course I am.

Matau T. Monkey: Courtley? You remembered Bertram since his and Connor's last encounter?

Courtley Jester: Yes I do.

Bertram T. Monkey: At least Nancy was got arrested after she's defeated. But, no time for chit chat, let's help the Monks find the Sands of Time before the villains do.

Ryan F-Freeman: Connor, when I find and use the Sands of Time, what do I warn Sean Ryan and his kids?

Connor Lacey: That Linda planned to kill them.

Ryan F-Freeman: Sure, I could do that. Good luck, Connor Lacey of Ireland.

Connor Lacey: Thanks.

Queen Ryanara: I hope he needs it, my prince.

Ryan F-Freeman: Of course, mom. I know you like me. [hugs Queen Ryanara]

[Then, the search for the Shen Gong Wu begins]

Ryan F-Freeman: Let's see, Mom. If you know Mai as one of your friends, where would the Sands of Time be?

Queen Ryanara: Well, I could check out the garden here.

Sci-Ryan: Good idea, your highness. He can find the Sands of Time there at the garden where a pyramid.

Queen Ryanara: Yeah. And I hope that plan of my son's works.

[Meanwhile, at Jack Spicer's lair]

Ryvine Sparkle: Well, I could tell Linda Ryan about this Sands of Time.

Cyclonus: You think she'll be pleased?

Ryvine Sparkle: Sure. [Went to talk to Linda] Hey, Linda Ryan. We need to tell you about something.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: What is it?

Ryvine Sparkle: Well, I just heared about the Sands of Time Shen Gong Wu. It would allow us to not just travel through time. But to alter time as well.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Really?

Ryvine Sparkle: Yes. With this Shen Gong Wu, you'll be able to change your fate and wrong the rights of history. The Prime Megatron and every villain who has stumpled upon will get a do-over. The Irelanders' victory of the Prime Wars will be reversed until you and the Foot Empire will rule the 16 realms and you'll not only no longer live in the Outlands you'll also get your old body back.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: And Connor will be destroyed along with his precious Irelanders.

Dr. Neo Cortex: Get ready to face Linda's wrath, Connor Lacey of Ireland.

Ryvine and Dr. Cortex: [laughs evilly]

Wuya: Speaking of which, the Sands of Time Shen Gong Wu has just revealed itself.

Megatron (Movie): We better get to the Xiaolin Temple.

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