Saving Mrs. Beady/Transcript

Here is the 7th episode from Winnie the Pooh goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
(At Mrs. Beady's House in her car)

Otis: All right, Abby and Sunset, you both ready for your first driving lesson?

Abby: We sure are.

Sunset Shimmer: Cant be hard than saving the world.

Cosmo: We cant I be up front?

Wanda: You always drive with your eyes close.

Cosmo: Well, that's I have problem with my eyes.

Otis: Good, now the most important thing you want to remember-

Abby: What's this button do?

(The windshield wipers turns on)

Otis: Well, those are the windshield wipers

Abby: Oh, what this?

(Car honks)

Sunset Shimmer: That's the horn!

Otis: Shh, Mrs. Beady will hear you.

Pig: Could crank the A/C? My thighs are thicken to the seats.

Pooh: Check if there any food in the glove conpartment.

Abby: Hey, what if I punch this real hard?

Sunset Shimmer: Wait no, those are the air...

(Bags popped in the car)

Sunset Shimmer:...bags.

Freddy: AUGH, the car's inflating its giant stink-sacks

Peck: Hang on I got it.

(Peck deflate the car)

Peck: Here the crown back, Wanda.

Wanda: Thanks.

(Freddy hot wired the car)

Freddy: Ok, Otis, She's hot wired and ready to go.

Otis: Nice job, buddy. All right, Sunset. Now put her in reverse and give her some gas.

Sunset Shimmer: Sure thing.

Abby: But try not to hit Mrs. Beady.

Otis: See, that's great, you're already thinking defensively that the first sign of a good-

Everyone: MRS. BEADY!?!

Rabbit: Everyone in the back!

(everyone hid and Mrs. Beady comes in the car)

Mrs. Beady: Huh, the car's been on all night. I guess Nathan's never head of "Global Warming" Mr. I-Could-replace-him-with-a-couch, that's what I should do. And where did he get this bobble-head doll? Oh, (Chuckles), Ridiculous.

(Then she start to drive and go on Road 7)

Mrs. Beady: Well, what was he doing here, anyway?

(Pooh start to talk and Rabbit stop him)

Rabbit: Shh!

Pooh: I am Shhing.

Mrs. Beady (smelling around): Oh, it smells like a barn.

(She sneezes)

Freddy: Bless you.

Mrs. Beady: Oh, thank you I- (Asp)

(She looks down)

Freddy: Uh...

Cosmo: Um...hi.

(She screamed)

Otis: Whoa, drive straight. Watch the road.

(Mrs. Beady Shrieked)

Otis: Not me the road.

(The car runs over garbage cans and Peck is flying around)

Wanda: I gonna be sick!

Abby: Looking for the horn, It's right here.

Sunset Shimmer: Uh, guys, TREE!!!

(They saw a tree)

Eeyore: We're not gonna enjoy this, are't we?

Tigger: Nope.

Pooh: Oh, bother.

(Car honks and rams into a tree)

Tigger: Make a break for it!

(Police shows up)

Mrs. Beady: Officer, thanks goodness you're here.

Officer Fred: All right, hands in the air, speed racer.

Mrs. Beady: But this wasn't my fault. It was the talking barn animals and some crazy kids.

Officer Fred: Just calm down sir! (talking to radio) Yeah, Gurtie, I got a another guest for the whoo-whoo house. Yeah, (Chuckles), Real bag of pistachios. Ok, lady, let's you and me take a little trip.

Mrs.Beady: I'm telling you there were barn animals and kids in my back seats.

Officer Fred: Yeah, yeah, tell everying to the nice ice cream men

Mrs.Beady: What, I don't like ice cream. Take your strong, firm hands off me, I want a lawyer.

(They drove off)

(The Next Morning, At the barnyard)

Everyone (Singing): ''Good riddance, Mrs. Beady Good riddance, Mrs. Beady Good riddance, Mrs. Beady... ''

Otis (Singing): You nosy, meddlesome crank.

(Everyone cheering)

Wanda: Hey, where's Timmy?

Cosmo: Oh, He's went to his parents to a Vacation in Cubal.

Wanda: Oh, ok.

Otis: This is one sweet deal. We get some much-needed us time and Mrs. beady gets to make macaroni bracelets at camp drools-a-lot.

(All laughter)

Cosmo: Well, she have to deal with straitjackets, Dumb School or Watch kids shows.

Freddy: Yeah, also like The padded cells the burly nurses force-feeding you applesauce.

Otis: What, Guys, what are you two talking about?

Rabbit: Yeah, you both talking like a crazy person or something.

Freddy: Don't get me started about the shock therapy. BUZZ-DING, BUZZ-Ding, soup's on.

Otis: Uh stop, what do you mean shock therapy? Why would anyone would do that to her?

Pip: Otis, she said talking animals crash her car. That's sound crazy to me and I'm a talking animal.

Freddy: BUZZ-DING!

Otis: This is awful and its all our fault. Mrs.Beady maybe be annoying but she still our friend; neighbor...old lady...prior organism doesn't matter!

Sunset Shimmer: What do we do?

Otis: We are breaking her out of Camp Whoo-Whoo

Tigger: What about the cake

Otis: Ok after we eat the cake.

(Everyone was excited)

(Cuts to the hospital)

Mrs.Beady: Level with me, Doc. I'm as loopy as a gooey bird, aren't I?