Enter Mal

This is how Enter Mal goes in Sodor's Battle of the Bands.

Gwen: Hi. Are you the new guy I'm supposed to show around?

Evil Ryan: He is. So are we.[coughs]

Gwen: CHS is a wonderful. Your friend is going to love it here.

Mal: Yes it is. I sense that there is something... magical about this place.

Evil Ryan: Us too.

[Later]

Evil Anna: This place is very nice, Bertram.

Gwen: Over there's the science lab.

Mal: Uh-huh.

Gwen: There's the Computer lab.

Evil Ryan: Nice, Gwen. [coughs] What else?

Gwen: Oooh. They're putting on a musical showcase. The whole school is really rallying around it.

Evil Ryan: A musical showcase?[to Mal] This will be perfect, Mal.

Mal: I think it is, Evil Ryan. Do you and two of your friends sing a song with me in the cafeteria?

[Bertram and Evil Anna look knowingly at each other]

Evil Ryan: Ok, Mal.

Gwen: Maybe your friend would like to take part since he's interested.

Bertram T. Monkey: Mal has been known to sing from time to time.

Evil Anna: Hello? Mal sings, like, all the time. It's how he gets people to do what he wants.

Mal: Evil Anna!

Evil Anna: What? What did I say, Mal?

Mal: What you meant to say, Evil Anna, was that being in the musical showcase is a awesome way for me to meet other students.

Evil Anna: Oh right, Mal. What you said what I meant to say. That's what I meant... to say.

Bertram T. Monkey: And what you would've said if you weren't the worst.

Evil Anna: You are, Bertram.

Mal: You'll have to excuse my two friends here. They're idiots.

Bertram T. Monkey: [whispers] What is Mal talking about, Evil Ryan?

Evil Ryan: [whispers] He's saying what Adagio said.

Bertram T. Monkey: [whispers] Ok. We'll show Gwen our pendants.

[But Gwen has already spotted Mal's]

Evil Ryan: Gwen. Do you like our pendants?

Gwen: I do. But I wonder how your friend got his. [reaches for Mal's pendant]

[Mal grabs Gwen's wrist]

Evil Ryan: No touchie, Gwen.

Mal: Evil Ryan, shush. [to Gwen] Sorry. Like my three friends, this pendant means a lot to me. I'd just hate for anything to happen to it.

[Mal walks away, Evil Ryan and Bertram following him]

Evil Anna: So, Gwen. You want me to compete in the Friendship Games?

Evil Ryan: Evil Anna! C'mon!

[Evil Ryan drags her away]

Gwen: I do, Evil Anna.[in mind] How did she know my name?

[in the cafeteria]

Ryan F-Freeman: How was the tour, Gwen?

Gwen: I don't know. I mean, that new guy, he was... There was something off about him.

Matau T. Monkey: You mean off like this?[wears Ratcliff's hat] Or off like this?[wears glasses like Sci-Twi] Or off like...

Cody Fairbrother: Matau. I liked you wearing those but something tells you that you should let Gwen tell us.

Gwen: That's just it. I can't put my finger on it. He acted sort of strange around me.

Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe, Gwen. At least Evil me made a pendant for me.

Gwen: You got an Pendant, Ryan? At least you're not one of them. Anyways, maybe someone already talked to him. Told him about what I did. [sighs] So much for making a good first impression.

Crash Bandicoot: Like at the Fall Formal, Gwen? I wonder if the Dazzlings are up to.

Dawn (Total Drama): Uh-huh.

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau. What's the matter?

Matau T. Monkey: I sense something. A presence I've not felt since.

Gwen: What is it?