Crouching Dragon, Hidden Ranger Transcript

Here is the transcript of Crouching Dragon, Hidden Ranger

A short opening of Power Rangers Data Squad started as the logo saids Crouching Dragon, Hidden Ranger

The short begins at downtown park in Canterlot City, ???,.???

Jonny: Hey hydrant, your fly's undone! (laughs)

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Jonny: Hydrants are slower than molasses, huh Plank?

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Eddy: Komohatza!

Jonny: For crying out loud!

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Jonny: I think I'm reliving that expired tofu, Plank. huh?

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Jonny: You gotta be pulling my leg! special effects?

Eddy: That's right, grasshopper. only one of the lessons you'll learn at Master Eddy's School of Kung-fu.

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Ed: Did I get it?

Edd: Not by a mile, Ed. shall we try one more time? (holds up a log) remember, Ed. Envision the log, focus, and make contact.

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Ed: Hi-ya!

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Edd: Hallelujah! mind over matter triumphs! let's do it again, Ed.

Eddy: We can enroll you today for only a quarter, grasshopper.

Jonny: Now there's a deal! what's that Plank? Plank says make like a rocket and take off.

Eddy: I shall honor your decision, oh head of a thousand gallons.

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Callie Jones: Whoa!

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Mordecai: ???,.???

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Callie Jones: That's what i'm afraid of...

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Edd: Focus, Ed.

Ed: I am one with my shoe size, Double D.

Edd: That's nice, Ed, just hit the dang thing.

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Ed: Ha!

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Edd: Jonny?

Ed: Yah!

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Eddy: (laughs)

Ed: Hello.

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Edd: Eddy!

Callie Jones: (sighs) Seriously?

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Jonny: That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Eddy: Lemme remind ya, you wood-lovin–

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Mordecai: Hey, look, there's Kevin.

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Eddy: Hey Kev, ever thought of taking kung-fu lessons? real cheap!

Kevin: Get away from me.

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Zoey Stanford: Come on, hurry up, Chloe, I think it's started!

Chloe Stanford: I'm coming, Zoey, don't get too excited.

Rosy: What is it?

Justin: It's supposed to be important or something.

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Eddy: Where're they going? I hate it when they don't tell us about stuff! what could be more important than Master Eddy?

Ed: (excited) COOKIE DOUGH! Yum yum yum yum yum.

Edd: They say in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it. shall we, Eddy?

Eddy: (groans)

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