Welcome, Crystal Prep

This is how Welcome, Crystal Prep goes in Thomas and Friends: Olympics Special.

[cup crunches]

Crash Bandicoot: Hi, Ryan. Is someone else with you?

[Ryan nods]

Matau T. Monkey: Who, Master Ryan?

[Ryan steps back to reveal Sari]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow! Master Ryan. I didn't know you had a sister.

[Timothy explains to Thomas' human friends what happened]

Toby (EG): So, Timothy. What was it again?

Timothy (EG): The portal's gone.

Evil Ryan: The magic from it has been drained. Well. Not mine because Sci-Ryan gave me them back.

James (EG): What?!

Toby (EG): What do you mean the portal's gone?

Timothy: The magic of the portal has been drained. Well, Sci-Ryan gave Evil Ryan his magic back. But it's not there. It's disappeared. It won't work anymore.

Evil Ryan: Ryan got someone competing for the Wondercolts.

James (EG): Who?

Matau T. Monkey: My master's sister. Sari Sumdac.

James (EG): Ryan has a sister?

Evil Ryan: Yes.

Anglaope: I met her with my boyfriend.

Gordon (EG): That's good, Anglaope.

Timothy: Anyways, [clears throat] the magic is just randomly popping from everywhere.

Evil Ryan: During pep rally's and costume changes. Ryan thinks it has something to do with that Thomas.

Timothy: Same here.

Toby (EG): What in tarnation is he up to?

Evil Ryan: I don't know, Toby.[something bonks Evil Ryan on the head] Ow!

Toby (EG): Who did that?

Evil Ryan: Maybe it's Indigo Zap.

Spencer (EG): Huh?

Adagio Dazzle: Oh no! No ones mingling!

[splat]

Ryan F-Freeman: What? Who did that?

Spencer (EG): [snarls]

Timothy: Leave this to me. Thomas, what have you been up to?

Ryan F-Freeman: Sci-Ryan?

Thomas (EG): Me? Oh, I was just, uh—

Spencer (EG): Who wants to know?!

Gordon (EG): Um, we do.

Sir Denial Fortesque: Yeah. We know that Indigo Zap is with you.

Toby (EG): You said it, Dan. But let's not get too competitive before the games even start.

Sideburn: The games aren't really competitive since we've never lost.

Matau T. Monkey: It's just about that reputation, right, Sideburn?

Henry (EG): That's not a very nice thing to say.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Crystal Prepper.[rugby tackles Sideburn] Take it back! Take it back!

Sideburn: Easy for you to say!

Jessabel: Just because you're a Canterlot High student, Sideburn have to take it easy on him. Anyways, [clears throat] Sorry, my friends, but these games aren't about being nice.

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry. [notice the green mist] What's this?

[Nearby, three boys in hoods are singing]

Matau T. Monkey: I better follow the singing.

[Matau follows the green mist and the singing]

Starscream (EG): Huh? Who's that? Another student?

Knock Out (EG): I think it is, Starscream. He must've heard us.

Breakdown (EG): For realsies? I think that he has ears like a fox.

Knock Out (EG): You have ears like a Hippo, Breakdown.

Breakdown (EG): My ears are fine, Thank you. And by the way, you've got ears like a...

Starscream (EG): Uh. I'll tell you what I know. Going to this school with you two isn't making this any more[through clinched teeth] bearable.

Matau T. Monkey: Hello, there. I'm Matau. Ryan's apprentice.

Starscream (EG): It's nice to meet you, Matau. I'm Starscream, this is Knock Out and Breakdown.

Matau T. Monkey: Starscream. I think there's someone else got the same name as you. At least I'm the leader of my band called Matau and the Skylanders.

Starscream (EG): Hmm. How interesting.

Matau T. Monkey: Is Megatron with you?

Starscream (EG): Megatron? Oh. He's a friend of mine.

Knock Out (EG): We're in a band called the Deceptilings. Like the Dazzlings and other siren singers, we are known to sing from time to time.

Breakdown (EG): Excuse me. We sing all the time. That's how we get people to do what we want.

Knock Out (EG): [nudges Breakdown (EG), whispers] Breakdown!

Breakdown (EG): What did I just say?

Starscream (EG): What you meant to say, Breakdown, is that the Friendship Games is great thing for us to compete.

Breakdown (EG): Oh yes. What he said what I meant to say. That is what I meant.... to say.

Knock Out (EG): That's it?[scoffs] That's what you would've said if you weren't the worst.

Breakdown (EG): You're worser than I am.

Matau T. Monkey: Guess I'll have to excuse those two, Starsream.

Starscream (EG): Indeed you do, Matau. They're idiots.

[They humph]

SMG4: Matau. Who are you talking to?

[Matau turns]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. Hi, SMG4. What a nice surprise. Meet Starscream, Knock Out and Breakdown.

SMG4: Oh. Hi. Don't worry about me, continue what you were doing.[notices something Starscream is wearing] Wow! Nice necklace you got here.

[He leaves]

Matau T. Monkey: I wonder how you get those things.[reaches for Starscream's pendant]

[Starscream grabs his wrist]

Matau T. Monkey: What? Are you a siren?

Starscream (EG): No.

Matau T. Monkey: Then why did you grab me like that?

Starscream (EG): Oh. Sorry, Matau. These pendants we made means a lot to us. We'd just hate for anything to happen to them.

[Starscream walks away Knock Out following]

Matau T. Monkey: Hey. Why aren't you going with those two?

Breakdown (EG): Because I wonder how Ryan is your master, Matau.

Knock Out (EG): Come on, Breakdown. [pulls him away]

Matau T. Monkey: Bye. I'll go see what Mario and the others are up to.

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau, there you are. I was looking for you.

Matau T. Monkey: Hi, Master Ryan. I noticed a green mist then I heard singing and followed them and I met these boys.

Evil Ryan: What did they look like?

Matau T. Monkey: They look like Starscream, Knock Out and Breakdown. Plus, I think there is something off about them.

Human Pinkie Pie: How off?

Bertram T. Monkey: You mean off like this?[puts on a cowboy hat] Or off like this?[puts on a fake moustache] Oh. I think off like...

Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe you should let your twin brother tell us, Bertram.

Matau T. Monkey: That's all I know. I can't put my finger on it. They just acted a bit strange around me. Maybe it's because he told me that you're a cyborg, Master Ryan.

[Meanwhile, Starscream watches]

Starscream (EG): Well, well, well. Looks like Ryan has magic in him. [turns to Knock Out and Breakdown] We should compete for this time. We will get the moment we're waiting for.

Breakdown (EG): Winning the games?

Starscream (EG): Yes, Breakdown. And the chance to get our true Cybertronian Energy back.

Breakdown (EG): Yeah. That too.

Starscream (EG): We should know that Matau might be on to us. Looks like we have a rival. But, [clears his throat] our voices are strong enough to put Ryan's sister under our spell and make the others to want something so badly they'll fight to get it.

Knock Out (EG): So we are just going to do like the Dazzlings and other siren singers do? Stir up some trouble and then feed off the negative energy? Some plan, Starscream.

Starscream (EG): The Dazzlings did this before, Knock out. Plus, there is magic here. Their negative energy will give us the power we need to get Ryan's sister and this world to do our bidding.

Breakdown (EG): And I got tacos for after. Right, Starscream?

Starscream (EG): Yes, Breakdown. Just follow my lead.

Knock Out (EG): Might I suggest my lead?

Starscream (EG): My lead.

[They step onto the stage]

Ryan F-Freeman: Love a duck!

The Deceptilings: Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Starscream (EG): We heard you want to get together~

We heard you want to rock this school~

We've thought of something that is better~

Something that changes all the rules~

Why pretend we're all the same~

When some of us shine brighter~

Knock Out (EG) and Breakdown (EG): Shine brighter~

Starscream (EG): Here's a chance to find your flame~

Are you a loser of a fighter?~

The Deceptilings: Me and you, you and me~

Why don't we see who is better~

We don't have to be one in the same thing~

Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~

Are you afraid of failing the audition?~

Starscream (EG): You're a star and you should know it~

Yeah, you rise above the rest~

It doesn't matter who you hurt~

If you're just proving you're the best~

The Deceptilings: Ahh~ Ahh, ahh, ahh~

Battle~

You wanna win it~

Let's have a battle, battle of the bands~

Let's have a battle~

We'll go all in it~

Let's have a battle, battle, battle~

Battle of the bands~

Battle!~

Courtney (Total Drama): I could beat you, Scott!

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh no. Not again.

The Deceptilings: Battle!~

Scott (Total Drama): Ha! No way, Courtney!

Crash Bandicoot: Ryan freed you once!

The Deceptilings: Battle!~

Alejandro: I so want this!

Cody Fairborther: Everyone! Cover your ears!

The Deceptilings: Battle!~

Sierra: Not if I get it first!

Crash Bandicoot: I'll stop those boys! I thought those three are just... D'OH!

The Deceptilings and Total Drama Casts: Me and you, you and me~

[Crash swipes the pendants off the Deceptilings' necks]

The Deceptilings: [off-key] Why don't we see who is better?~

Crash Bandicoot:[sighs] Much better.

Scott (Total Drama): Thank you, Crash. We were almost under their spell.

Mike: Sorry, boys. There's not going to be another battle of the bands.

Svetlana: Svetlana thanks you for steeling these pendants, Crash.

Vito: