Raven Queen's New Brain/Transcript

This is the script for Raven Queen's New Brain.

Twilight Sparkle: Today marks a momentous occasion. In a few moments, the new power generator deep within our planet will begin to send energy into these processing units. Then we shall have an energy supply that will last forever.

Connor Lacey: Throw the switch, Raven Queen!

Raven Queen: I'm ready, but I forgotten which button to press.

Aladdin: I went through it with her five times.

Raven Queen: Uhh, now I remember!

Alpha-5: I can't believe it! Raven!

Raven Queen: (Chuckles) Silly me. I pulled the wrong one by mistake. Uhh, this one, maybe?

Broadside: Now he's set off the emergency alarm!

Raven Queen: I can't be that one. It must be one of these. Eenie, meenie, miny, moe. This switch's real rad. I'm gonna pull.

Rodimus Prime: Raven, no! It's this one over here!

Raven Queen: Unh, that was my next choice!

Various Emerald Seekers: (Cheer)

Raven Queen: Why do you think I'm stupid? I'm not stupid. I'm the smartest Rebel of all!

Perceptor: Unfortunately, that's probably true. I just wish all the Royals and Rebels of Ever After High had more sophisticated brains.

Raven Queen: Brains! I know how to bash brains! Maybe I can bash yours!

Skuxxoid: (Snickers) Come on, let's go do it! 'Cause we wanna get the money! My kids, they need the dough, and Galvatron promised!

Sleazardo: (Makes unintelligible noises)

Skuxxoid: Good thing you didn't break it, 'cause Galvatron says he searched the whole universe for more and he couldn't find any!

Sleazardo: (Makes unintelligible noise)

Skuxxoid: Come on, pour it in!

(Meanwhile, to Sky Lynx and Cosmos)

Sky Lynx: We're too late, Cosmos! We've missed the whole ceremony!

Cosmos: I wanted to see our Emerald-buddies start up the new energy unit!

Sky Lynx: If we hadn't dawdled in space so long, hunting Decepticons, we would have-- What's wrong, Cosmos?

Cosmos: I-I don't know, I--oohh, oohh, oohh! Aiiiiieee! Sky Lynx! Heeelp!

(Cosmos begins to plummet out of control toward Cybertron.)

Sky Lynx: Have no fear! Once again I will save the day! Noo! I've lost control of my autogyros! Heelp! Heeeelp!

Perceptor: Emerald Seekers, unless my lenses are deceiving me, the Justice League require assistance without delay!

Raven Queen: I say we must save them!

Perceptor: For once, I agree with you.

Raven Queen: What went wrong?

Perceptor: Something incapacitated their aerial capabilities.

Raven Queen: Huh?

Connor Lacey: He means they couldn't fly, so they crashed.

Raven Queen: Mmm, I knew that now.

Springer I'll fly the Justice League into repair bay. (Struggles) Hey! Somethin's jammin' my transform controls!

Tommy Oliver: We need more help! Attention, Zordon! This is Tommy Oliver blastin' at you from power platform Alpha! This ain't ever happened before, Emerald-buddies! I'm busted!

Teletraan 2: The problem is in the master power generator deep inside of Cybertron. It's sending unidentified force waves up the central shaft. That force has entered the units on power platform Alpha, which is causing the Autobots to malfunction.

Raven Queen: Now, I wonder how this happen.

Connor Lacey: What should we do, Teletraan 2?

Teletraan 2: Shut down the generator in the power core and repair it. If you do not, all Autobots will start glitching so badly you will all have to leave Cybertron forever.

Perceptor: While you're fixing it, I'll construct a crane to help Sky Lynx and Cosmos get to repair bay, Rodimus. Take this. You'll require it to locate your objective.

Raven Queen: All I can see are 1, 2, 3, a zillion tunnels here! How will we know which one to take?

Connor Lacey: We'd all get lost in this maze of ancient tunnels, Raven, if we didn't have Perceptor's electro map. Come on, this way.

Raven Queen: Uhh, I wanna try electro map now.

Connor Lacey: No way, Raven. It's too delicate.

Raven Queen: Mmm, I wanna try!

Connor Lacey: Raven, no!

(Raven Queen breaks the detector hand off the electro map.)

Raven Queen: Stupid machine!

(Raven Queen tosses away the electro map.)

Connor Lacey: Oh, great. Just great. That was our only guide to the power core.

Raven Queen: A Guide? There's no need for a guide. You have me!

Connor Lacey: Don't remind me.

Raven Queen: Oh, you think me I'm just stupid! You don't want me anymore!

(Raven Queen strides off.)

Ash Ketchum: Huh, fine time he picks to throw a tantrum.

Twilight Sparkle: What if she sets off the automatic security defenses down here?

Connor Lacey: Pinkie Pie, stay with Raven Queen and keep him out of danger. We'll keep looking for the power core. We... we must be getting close to the generator.

Wheeljack (Prime): Rodimus, you're...

(Rodimus Prime begins to alternate involuntarily between robot and vehicular mode.)

Rodimus Prime: I... I'm not functioning properly. I gotta get away! I gotta--

Raven Queen: Hooray! I found it!

Human Fluttershy: Eh... er... what's, er... goin' on?

Raven Queen: I think there's something wrong with you, Fluttershy. Just like Sky Lynx and others. I gotta turn off machine right now!

(Raven Queen bites into some cables and severs them, but not before a massive electrical shock surges through her body.)

Raven Queen: Nuuh!

Human Applejack: Ooohh... my noggin's clearin'. Hey, how'd ya shut down that puppy?

Raven Queen: I just... (clears throat) used my rear molars.

Human Rainbow Dash: Ah, that makes good sense. Good goin'. You what?

Raven Queen: Are your hearing impaired, girls? (Sighs) With some Emerald Seekers you have to explain everything. Using my teeth, I severed the connections, thereby breaking the electrical circuit.

Human Rarity: Huh? Raven, darling, i-i-is that you talkin'?