Thread:MarieCarrasco143/@comment-36353334-20191116201630/@comment-36353334-20191117213222

Capper: Back up, everyone! Back it up! Y'all in some serious danger! Now you didn't touch any of them, did you? Just look at all those colors! You think that's natural? They're infected with "pastelis coloritis".

[creatures gasping]

Amy Rose: Excuse me?

Applejack: Now, you listen here, fella, there ain't—

Capper: Don't worry, don't worry, as long as you're not covered in purple splotches, you'll be fine. Uh-oh.

Fish Creature: [gasps] What do I do?!

Capper: Enjoy your last moments and don't touch anyone. Because parts will fall off.

Fish Creature: [screams] Me parts!

Vera: [gasps]

Capper: Well, all right. [purrs]

Rotor: Uh, thanks for the save, I guess...

Rainbow Dash: That was awesome!

Capper: Mm-hm.

Rarity: And quite charming. [giggles]

Spike: Huh!

Sonic: That was amazing! Thanks.

D-Fekt: Yeah, thanks er- Uh... name please?

Shining Armor: Yeah, who are you?

Capper: Capper's the name. Charming's my game. So... to the Hippogriffs, then?

Pinkie Pie: [laughs]

Shadow: [supicious] I don't know if we should trust him or not, I mean, I'm glad he helped us and everything, but, trusting strangers, I don't know, anyone agree?