Showdown in the Courtyard

This is how the showdown in the courtyard goes in Thomas' Human Adventure.

Thomas: Don't hurt him.

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't break the portal, Timothy!

Timothy: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. I'm not a monster, you two. [to Bill and Ben who are holding Percy] Let him go.

Bill: Ok.

[They let Percy go]

Crash Bandicoot: Percy. You're ok. [to Timothy] You not going to do with that hammer, Tim!

Timothy: Just let me play my role.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. What do you want, Timothy?

Sunset Shimmer: He's not supposed to say that until he becomes a demon.

Matau T. Monkey: Thanks, Sunset. [to Thomas] Keep the Matrix, Thomas.

Thomas: Equestria Girls plotline, Matau.

Matau T. Monkey: I know, Thomas. I think it's like you don't belong here.

Timothy: I'm supposed to say that.

Matau T. Monkey: Just say what's on the script ok, Timothy?

Timothy: Shut it. [clears his throat] [to Thomas] You don't belong here. Give me the Matrix, and you can go back to Cybertron tonight. Or keep it and never go home.

Ryan F-Freeman: We have a choice?

Thomas: Stick to the script, Ryan. [gasps]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. [checks his watch for ticking then gasps]

Timothy: Tick-tock, Thomas. We don't have all night. The portal will be closing by itself in less than a hour. So, what's your answer?

Ryan F-Freeman: NO!! [to Thomas] Just to help you remember.

Thomas: No.

Timothy: What?! Cybertron. Your friends. Lost to you forever. Don't you see what I'm about to do to the portal?

Thomas: Yes, but I have also seen what you've been able to do here without magic. Cybertron will find a way to make more robots without the spark of Primus. This place might not, if I allow it to fall into your hands. So, go ahead and destroy the portal. You are not getting this Matrix!

Timothy: All right. You win.

[He drops the hammer]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow! He surrenders?

Thomas: It's what happens in Equestria Girls.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm so happy, Thomas. You did well for a prince.

Gordon (EG): You... are... so... awesome!

Emmet: You did very well, Thomas!

Toby (EG): I can't believe you did that for us!

Matau T. Monkey: You are so special, Thomas. But Timothy. He is a thousand billion times more unspecial then you.

Henry (EG): It's no wonder you're a real life Transformer.

Evil Ryan: C'mon, Timothy. Don't loss your temper.

Timothy: Oh, yeah. He's like so very special! [charges at Thomas]

Ryan F-Freeman:[in Dipsy's voice] Uh oh. Run away![grabs the Matrix and run]

Matau T. Monkey: [grabs the Matrix back] Equestria Girls plotline.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes, Matau. But run away from Timothy!!!

Thomas: [takes the Matrix] Relax. I've got this. [lets Timothy tackle him]

Bertram T. Monkey: You know. I'm with Timothy.

Evil Ryan: Me too.

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram? You traitor!!

Bertram T. Monkey: Our brothership is over!

Matau T. Monkey: I'll run with the Matrix now.[grabs the Matrix before Timothy gets it and runs off]

Timothy: [to Bill and Ben] Grab him, you fools!

Evil Ryan:[to Evil Anna] Get Ryan and the Dark Spark!!

[Matau struggles to open the door and then Timothy stands behind him]

Crash Bandicoot: Matau! Toss the Matrix to me!

Matau T. Monkey: [notices Gordon and tosses the Matrix to him] Gordon!

Ryan F-Freeman: James![tosses the Dark Spark to James]

James(EG): Got it!

Bertram T. Monkey: Give it back!!

James (EG): I will! After you try to take it from Henry! [tosses the Dark Spark to Henry]

Gordon(EG): Ryan!![tosses the Matrix to Ryan]

Ryan F-Freeman: [catches it] Thanks, Gordon.

Timothy: That's MY Matrix, you techno-organic rat!!!

Ryan F-Freeman: It was your Matrix. But now it's Thomas'!

Sir Daniel Fortesque: Ryan! Toss it to your Granddaughter!

[He does]

Jessica Fairbroher: Thanks, Grandfather.

Timothy: Give me back my Matrix you Anna clone!!

Jessica Fairbrother: Sorry. [tosses it back to Thomas]

Garfield: Henry! Toss it to me!!

[Henry does]

Bertram T. Monkey: Do you know what I been though in Crash's adventures of M.L.P EG to get the Dark Spark?

[The two magical objects are enchanged between hands until they fall into Timothy's hands]

Bertram T. Monkey: Can I have the Dark Spark, Timothy?

[Timothy gives it to him]

Bertram T. Monkey: Thanks.[laughs] Tremble before me as I absorb the Dark Spark's power!

Timothy: I'll take this thank you.

Bertram T. Monkey: Keep the Matrix, Tim. I got this now.[puts the Dark Spark on his chest]

Timothy: At last. More power than I could ever imagine.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wait, Timothy! Don't do it!!!

Luigi: I'll get the Matrix![jumps onto Timothy's leg]

[But it's too late. Timothy has already put the Matrix on his chest]

[the energies from the Matrix and the Dark Spark starts to fill Timothy and Bertram as the dark part of Luigi is ripped out of him]

Thomas: What the-?

Mario: Luigi!!!

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram!!!

[They turn into Transformer versions of themselves]

[The dark part of Luigi transforms into Mr. L]

Timothy: [laughs crazily]

Mr. L: [laughs evilly]

Bertram T. Monkey: [laughs crazily]

SGM4: Yikes! What the heck are those?!

[Timothy turn Bill and Ben into Transformers]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh my gosh! Bertram's a demonic robo-monkey!!

[Ryan pulls out his camera and takes a photo of Bertram, Mr. L and Timothy]

[Evil Ryan summons Daleks]

Dalek: Exterminate them!

Ryan F-Freeman: Daleks. I knew this adventure gets better and better.

Luigi: Ow.[looks at Timothy and Bertram and screams]

Bill: This is gonna be so cool.

Dalek: We must exterminate them!

Matau T. Monkey: Sunset. Put on Twilight's crown![to Ryan] Master Ryan. Transform into your Dark Ryan F-Freeman form. Jessica and I'll fight Bertram, Timothy and Mr. L!

Sunset Shimmer: On it.

Ryan F-Freeman: You got it, Matau.[gives Sunset Twilight's crown] Let's fight fire with fire![transforms into Dark Ryan F-Freeman(not the villain)]

[Sunset puts on Twilight's crown]

[Sunset transforms into a she-demon]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Looks like we got you outnumbered, Timothy.

Timothy: Hah! [turns to the school]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Oh no you don't![uses his magic to hold Timothy] Hurry, students! Get inside!

[The students hurry inside]

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram? Is that you?

Bertram T. Monkey:[laughs crazily] You were right! I didn't understand magic before! But I do now!

[Timothy breaks free]

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Gah!![to Cody] I'll help you transform, bro. [uses his magic to transform Cody into Light Cody Fairbrother]

[Timothy approaches the doors]

Mr. L: My friend have to jump through a lot of hoops tonight just to get his hands on the Matrix. Plus it really should be his all along!

Timothy: So let's just let... uh, what did Sunset say again?

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: It's "But let's let bygones be bygones.", Tim.

Timothy: But let's let bygones be bygones.

Mr. L: Nicely said, Timothy.[to the students] He is your prince now. And you will be loyal... to HIM!!!

[Timothy crushes the doors with his magic]

Rigby: Students! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[students running and screaming]

Bertram T. Monkey:[in Speckles' voice] Something's missing. Oh, I know![uses his magic to hypnotize the students]

[zombie-like moans]

Timothy: Thank you, Bertram.[to Bill and Ben] Round them up and bring them to the portal.

[Outside]

Jessica Fairbrother: I won't let you get my grandfather for the Dazzlings, Bertarm!

Adagio Dazzle: We've reformed, remember?