Lord of the Beavers/Transcript

Here's the 11th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
(The scene opens up with Otis riding a electric scooter) Pip: Push it, man. (They crash through the wall) (Later that day) (Flashbacks where Pig is a nurse on a dummy) (Peck comes out of Freddy's mouth)
 * Otis: Futuristic scooter man wind in his hair. He's only doing 20 but ut he doesn't care. He's burning up the barn at a moderate speed. He's futuristic scooter man. Mmm, something--eed. Greetings, pedestrians.
 * Abby: Otis, what are you doing?
 * Otis: Just trying out my futuristic transport device.
 * Spike the Dog: You mean electric scotter?
 * Otis: Yeah. Walking is so 20th-century.
 * Applejack: You sure that hunk o' junk's safe?
 * Otis: Safe? Ha, you people from the past amuse me. Why, a child could do it. It's only got two buttons: Forward and this other one I haven't tried yet. (pressed the reverse button) Agh! so confused! I think I'm traveling back in time! This isn't a nightmare! this is really happening!
 * Mickey: Otis, push forward. It's your only hope.
 * Otis: I can't. I'm paralyzed by fear.
 * Pig: You've got to.
 * Abby: Just do it!
 * Otis: (pushed forward and began screaming)
 * (Pooh, Sunset Shimmer, Lincoln and Timmy comes out)
 * Lincoln: Hey guys.
 * Pooh: Uh guys? We seem to have some small problems.
 * Timmy: Oh is this going to hurt.
 * Pooh: Oh bother.
 * Lori: Are you guys alright?
 * Otis: We got a concussion I don't feel good. My skull is pushing on my eyes and (gibbers and faints)
 * Timmy: In other words, ow!
 * Pip: Well, guys, looks like every bone in your bodies is broken.
 * Otis: Well, at least there's no drain bamage.
 * Pooh: And no Honey.
 * Rabbit: How could think of food at a time like this?
 * Pig: I practice.
 * Pig: I'm just glad my nursing school training finally paid off.
 * Pig: Live! live, I tell you! (sobs) WHY? WHY?
 * Rainbow Dash: Pig, you didn't go to nursing school.
 * Pig: Hey, they didn't complain during the sponge bath.
 * Loud Girls: (in disgust)
 * Sunset Shimmer: How long will we be out?
 * Lisa: According to your current status, at least 2 weeks.
 * Freddy: It's gonna be rough around here with you laid up, guys.
 * Peck: Yes, many of us require constant supervision.
 * Abby: Peck's right. Maybe you should appoint a temporary leader until you get better.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Don't be ridiculous.
 * Timmy: This place could run off the fumes of our leadership.
 * Otis: Yeah. Besides, what can happen in a few short days?
 * Lincoln: I'm sure every will be a OK.
 * Narrator: An 1/8 of a day later...