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This is the script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.

[Theme song]

[The episode starts at the building]

Ladyan: Uh, what happened?

Kitty Noir: I don't know. And where are we?

Connor Lacey: I think we are in a building.

Ladyan: Huh? Who are you?

Connor Lacey: I’m Connor. Twilight, are you alright?

Twilight Sparkle: What's a Twilight?

Connor Lacey: But that’s your name.

Ladyan: I don't remember you and this Twilight in love. In this costume, I look like a big bug.

Kitty Noir: And I look like a cat. [hears a noise] Meow.

Connor Lacey: What is that? And who is the cat girl be?

Ladyan: I don't know. But, I think she is a friend. I don't know her name. Or mine. (sighs sadly]

Connor Lacey: Where's Ladybug and Cat Noir?

Ladyan: And Flutterwing and SwanSong? We could find them. Any idea who the cat hero and I are?

Connor Lacey: I think you two are... Bug-boy and Cat Eris. That's it.

Ladybug: (Groans)

Ladyan: There she is. [to Twilight] I hope you will be okay. And Twilight, who do you love?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know, Bug-boy. Maybe you or maybe you uh..

Flutterwing: [clutching his head] I'm okay. I don't know if the Ireland Boy loves this Twilight Sparkle. Maybe I think Connor love her as an Earth pony.

Connor Lacey: She does love me!

Ladyan: I think, Connor, you sometimes love a girl named "Juleka Couffaine". I think that name just stuck.

Connor Lacey: Ugh!

SwanSong: What? Connor loves someone?

Connor Lacey: Well, yeah.

Ladyan: I hope the ladybug girl recovers since she looks like a big bug like person.

Cat Noir: What happened?

Ladybug: (gets startled and drops the lipstick)—Ah!

Cat Noir: Who are you?

Ladybug: I'm, uh, I—I don't know. (her hand is on her head) I—I don't remember my own name!

Cat Noir: (puts his hand to his head) Me neither. (looking at himself) Looks like you and I were at the same costume party.

(Ladybug looks at herself too. Cat Noir's ring begins to beep.)

Ladybug: Hm? Why is that flashing? (her earrings begin to beep)

Cat Noir: And your earrings, too. We must shop at the same jewelry store.

Ladybug: Are we supposed to know each other?

Cat Noir: I'd be surprised if we weren't.

(The beeping gets faster and they detransform. Tikki and Plagg fall to the floor.)

Adrien: Woah.

Marinette: Ahh! (hiding behind Adrien) There are giant bugs! Mice? Bug-mice!

Ladyan: Us?

Kitty Noir: Are they like genies or something, Connor?

Connor Lacey: No.

Ladyan: Oh. And I hope Twilight love me as a big bug. I am amazing as a bug.

Connor Lacey: That’s ridiculous.

Plagg: Woah, I am starving right now.

Adrien: (waving) Hi there! (crawls over and picks Plagg up) What are you exactly? Genies, like the one in the lamp?

Plagg: If I'm a genie, where's my lamp? Besides, where am I? And who are you?

Marinette: (pointing to Tikki) What's that thing doing in my earring?

Tikki: I'm not a thing, I'm… I don't know what I am! But I do know that I'm very hungry. (her stomach rumbles)

Marinette: (picks Tikki up) Aw, poor little… no thing! (Tikki laughs)

(Plagg sniffs Adrien's shirt.)

Adrien: (standing up) Okay everyone we're gonna keep our cool here. We've all lost our memories and we don't know why but we'll find— (the elevator lurches downwards)

Marinette: What is it this time? (The lights flicker. Something begins to dent the ceiling.) We can't stay here.

Adrien: Couldn't agree more.

(They try to pry the doors open.)

Tikki: Perhaps we should help them?

Plagg: Well, I'm not going anywhere until I know what smells so good in that boy's shirt.

Flutterwing: Is he talking about the yellow haired boy?

Ladyan: Yeah.

Flutterwing: I know I look like a butterfly with arm blasters, which I think is a good thing.

SwanSong: And I am a Swan. And a boy named Connor in love with a pony?