Enter Mal

This is how Enter Mal goes in Sodor's Battle of the Bands.

Gwen: Hi. Are you the new guy I'm supposed to show around?

Evil Ryan: He is. So are we.[coughs]

Gwen: CHS is a wonderful school. Your friend is going to love it here.

Mal: Yes it is. I sense that there is something... magical about this place.

Evil Ryan: Us too.

[Later]

Evil Anna: This place is very nice, Bertram.

Gwen: Over there's the science lab.

Mal: Uh-huh.

Gwen: There's the Computer lab.

Evil Ryan: Nice, Gwen. [coughs] What else?

Gwen: Oooh. They're putting on a musical showcase. The whole school is really rallying around it.

Evil Ryan: A musical showcase?[to Mal] This will be perfect, Mal.

Mal: I think it is, Evil Ryan. Do you and two of your friends sing a song with me in the cafeteria?

[Bertram and Evil Anna look knowingly at each other]

Evil Ryan: Ok, Mal.

Gwen: Maybe your friend would like to take part since he's interested.

Bertram T. Monkey: Mal has been known to sing from time to time.

Evil Anna: Hello? Mal sings, like, all the time. It's how he gets people to do what he wants.

Mal: Evil Anna!

Evil Anna: What? What did I say, Mal?

Mal: What you meant to say, Evil Anna, was that being in the musical showcase is a awesome way for me to meet other students.

Evil Anna: Oh right, Mal. What you said what I meant to say. That's what I meant... to say.

Bertram T. Monkey: And what you would've said if you weren't the worst.

Evil Anna: You are, Bertram.

Mal: You'll have to excuse my two friends here. They're idiots.

Bertram T. Monkey: [whispers] What is Mal talking about, Evil Ryan?

Evil Ryan: [whispers] He's saying what Adagio said.

Bertram T. Monkey: [whispers] Ok. We'll show Gwen our pendants.

[But Gwen has already spotted Mal's]

Evil Ryan: Gwen. Do you like our pendants?

Gwen: I do. But I wonder how your friend got his. [reaches for Mal's pendant]

[Mal grabs Gwen's wrist]

Evil Ryan: No touchie, Gwen.

Mal: Evil Ryan, shush. [to Gwen] Sorry. Like my three friends, this pendant means a lot to me. I'd just hate for anything to happen to it.

[Mal walks away, Evil Ryan and Bertram following him]

Evil Anna: So, Gwen. You want me to compete in the Friendship Games?

Evil Ryan: Evil Anna! C'mon!

[Evil Ryan drags her away]

Gwen: I do, Evil Anna.[in mind] How did she know my name?

[in the cafeteria]

Ryan F-Freeman: How was the tour, Gwen?

Gwen: I don't know. I mean, that new guy, he was... There was something off about him.

Matau T. Monkey: You mean off like this?[wears Ratcliff's hat] Or off like this?[wears glasses like Sci-Twi] Or off like...

Cody Fairbrother: Matau. I liked you wearing those but something tells you that you should let Gwen tell us.

Gwen: That's just it. I can't put my finger on it. He acted sort of strange around me.

Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe, Gwen. At least Evil me made a pendant for me.

Gwen: You got an Pendant, Ryan? At least you're not one of them. Anyways, maybe someone already talked to him. Told him about what I did. [sighs] So much for making a good first impression.

Crash Bandicoot: Like at the Fall Formal, Gwen? I wonder if the Dazzlings are up to.

Dawn (Total Drama): Uh-huh.

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau. What's the matter?

Matau T. Monkey: I sense something. A presence I've not felt since.

Gwen: What is it?

Matau T. Monkey: A tremor in the magic, Gwen. The last time I felt it, it was in the presence of my evil twin brother Bertram T. Monkey.

Gwen: What's happening this time?

Matau T. Monkey: I think he's wearing a pendant like Master Ryan, Gwen.

[outside the doors]

Evil Ryan: This is it, friends. The moment We've been waiting for.

Mal: You mean the moment I've been waiting for.

Evil Ryan: Yes, Mal. Looks like it's..

Evil Anna: Lunch?

Mal: [groans] No, Evil Anna. The chance to get my true Equestrian magic back.

Evil Anna: Oh. Thanks for reminding me, Mal.

Mal: My voice is just strong enough to make the students want something so badly in order to get it they have to fight.

Evil Ryan: Maybe we can help you, Mal.

Bertram T. Monkey: So, you are going to do what the Dazzlings do? Stir up some trouble and feed off the negative energy? Some plan, Mal.

Mal: It won't be the same as the times before, Bertram. There is Equestrian magic here. Their negative energy will give us the power I need to get this entire world to my bidding.

Evil Ryan: Mal. Can we sing with you?

Mal: No thank you, Evil Ryan.

Bertram T. Monkey: If the Dazzlings can do it so do we, Mal.

Mal: Ok, Bertram. You and your friends can sing with me because you got pendants.

Evil Anna: Thanks, Mal. And can we get lunch after. Right, Mal?

Mal: Maybe.

Evil Ryan: What day is it, Evil Anna?

Evil Anna: Taco Tuesday.

Evil Ryan: Thank you, Evil Anna. Now just follow my lead.

Mal: Ahem.

Evil Ryan: I meant Mal's lead.

Bertram T. Monkey: Or my lead.

Mal: My lead.

Evil Ryan: Nicely said, Mal. We should sing Battle of the Bands.[pulls out a pitch whistle and toots a note]

[Mal pushes the doors open]

Mal, Evil Ryan, Bertram T. Monkey and Evil Anna: Ah, ahh-ahh, ahhh-ahhh!~

Ah, ahh-ahhh, ahhh-ahhh!~

Ah, ahh-ahh, ahhh-ahhhh~

Ah, ahhh-ahh, ahhh-ahhh~

Evil Ryan and Mal: We heard you want to get together~

We heard you want to rock this school~

We've thought of something that is better~

Something that changes all the rules~

Why pretend we're all the same~

When some of us shine brighter~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Shine brighter~

Mal: Here's a chance to find your flame~

Evil Ryan: Are you a loser or a fighter~

The Cyberlings and Mal: Me and you, you and me~

Why don't we see who is better~

We don't have to be one in the same thing~

Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~

Are you afraid of failing the audition?~

Evil Ryan: You're a star and you should know it~

Mal: Yeah, you rise above the rest~

Evil Ryan: It doesn't matter who you hurt~

Mal: If you're just proving you're the best~

The Cyberlings and Mal: Ahh!~ Ahhh, ahh, ahhh~

Battle!~

You wanna win it~

Let's have a battle~

Battle of the bands~

Let's have a battle~

We'll go all in it~

Let's have a battle, battle, battle~

Battle of the bands~

Battle!~

Scott (Total Drama): I could beat you.

The Cyberlings and Mal: Battle!~

Ryan (Total Drama): Ha! You wish, Scott.

The Cyberlings and Mal: Battle!~

Shadowarrior: I so want this, Jose!

The Cyberlings and Mal: Battle!~

Alejandro: Not if I get it first!

Jose: Me, too!! Let's get it!

The Cyberlings, Mal and Total Drama casts: Me and you, you and me~

Why don't we see who is better~

We don't have to be one in the same thing~

Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~

Total Drama Casts: I'm going out and winning the audition~

The Cyberlings, Mal and Total Drama casts: Battle!~

We wanna win it~

Let's have a battle~

Battle of the bands~

Let's have a battle~

We'll go all in it~

Let's have a battle, battle, battle~

Battle of the bands~

[Total Drama casts arguing]

Evil Ryan: Ok, Mal. Let's absorb the negative energy with us.

[They do]

Evil Ryan: Oh yeah. That's more like it.[looks at Ryan] Hi there, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi.

Evil Ryan: Why aren't you under our spell?

Ryan F-Freeman: Because we're immune duh.

Matau T. Monkey: You're wearing a pendant Evil Ryan made for you, Master Ryan.

[Ryan nods]

Bertram T. Monkey: Matau. Long time no see.

Matau T. Monkey: What do you want, Bertram?

Bertram T. Monkey: I think you got it wrong. I'm not here to get my revenge on you.

Matau T. Monkey: Then what are you here for?

Bertram T. Monkey: My friends and I are here for the musical showcase. We are known to sing from time to time.

[Evil Anna shuts herself up]

Bertram T. Monkey: Evil Anna. Say Sonata's line.

Evil Anna: Hello? We sing, like, all the time. It's how we get people to do what we want.

Mal: Evil Anna!

Evil Anna: Evil Ryan. What did I say?

Evil Ryan: Sorry about that. She meant to say that our friend Mal here would like to participate.

Evil Anna: Yeah, Evil Ryan. I hope we can participate. What you said what I meant to say. That's what I meant... to say.

Bertram T. Monkey: Shall I say Aria's line again?

Matau T. Monkey: No, Bertram. I guess what she did have said if Evil Anna's the best.

Evil Anna: Thanks.

Evil Ryan: Looks like Evil Anna made friends with Matau, Bertram.

Mal: [whispers] Come on.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow! You three got pendants like mine. I think this helps you sing.[reaches for Evil Ryan's pendant]

Mal: I appreciate your interest in them. But they mean an awful lot to my friends.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks, Mal. But how did they made them?

[Mal whispers]

Ryan F-Freeman: They are made from gems from Crash's world?[hugs Mal] Thanks. I'm Ryan. Nice to meet you.

[Mal leads his friends away]

Matau T. Monkey: Bye, Mal. I hope your friends come up with a band name.

[Later]

Evil Ryan: Ok, Mal. What band name shall you be called?

Evil Anna: We should think of our band name, Evil Ryan.

Mal: I would like to be called the Malevolent One.

Evil Ryan: That's nice, Mal. Why Ryan hug you?

Mal: Because he knew I was his friend.

Evil Anna: I wonder if an apprentice like Matau made friends with a Equestrian Siren like me.

Mal: Anyways, we have to keep this up.

Bertram T. Monkey: Ok, Mal. Two of my friends and I will go tell the principles about your idea for a battle of the bands.

Mal: Alright.

[With the Total Dramas]

Gwen: Ryan. Is Evil Ryan one of Mal's friends?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes.

Matau T. Monkey: Evil Anna has got a pendant just like Master Ryan's.

Gwen: Mal is definitely in possession of some dark magic. How else could you explain what happened back there.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know that his friends have got pendants and Mal is a siren.

Scott (Total Drama): A siren? Did Ryan say a siren!?

Gwen: Yeah.

Matau T. Monkey: If Mal is a siren where are the Dazzlings?

Gwen: Probably still in Equestria.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll go with Matau to find the principles.

Gwen: Wait! We'll come too.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Gwen. Master Ryan will go to Equestria and fetch the Dazzlings.

[Later]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, there's the portal outside.

Matau T. Monkey: Good luck, Master Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Matau. I hope it's still open.[runs to the portal]

[Later]

Principle Celestia: Dark magic?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes, Principle Celestia. My brother Bertram and his friends got pendants.

Principle Celestia: I find that rather difficult to believe.

Matau T. Monkey: Maybe Mal is afraid that the Dazzlings would steal his spotlight.

Principle Celestia: Are you sure?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes. Remember how they sing to you and Vice Principle Luna?

Principle Celestia: But do you think that the Dazzlings are competing in the showcase?

[They nod]

Cody Fairbrother: You know I saw Mal's friends with him. I don't know what these cyberlings are. You know Principle Celestia? You can call that band: The Cyberlings.

Principle Celestia: About Mal. He came into my office ealier.

Gwen: Are his friends with him?

[She nods]

Cody Fairbrother: Do you like the name of Mal's friends' band?

Principle Celestia: Hold that thought. Now about Mal, his friends told me his band name is the Malevolent One.

Anne Maria: What happened before they told you that?

Principle Celestia: Mal sang a song to Vice Principle Luna and I.

Duncan: Then what happened?

Principle Celestia: Bertram tells us his idea for a battle of the bands.

Gwen: And you think that's a good idea?

Principle Celestia: Yes. I think that the Malevolent One and the Cyberlings are new bands for the contest.

[Their eyes glow blue]

Gwen: The Cyberlings?

Duncan: No. Mal.

Gwen: I know, Duncan. But who are the Cyberlings?

[Duncan whispers]

Gwen: Oh. I see. I hope Ryan is back with the Dazzlings.

[Later]

Gwen: Hi. Are you the girls Ryan's talking about?

[They nod]

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, Gwen. Mal would gasp when he hears I'm the Dazzlings' second leader.

Gwen: Well, anyways. Dawn?

Dawn: I hope Ryan will beat Mal.[notices something Ryan's wearing] Wow! That's a nice necklace.

Gwen: No Dawn. You're supposed to say Fluttershy's line.

Dawn: I can't believe they got to Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna too.

Gwen: Now, Dunch. RD's line.

Duncan: They got to everybody!

Ryan F-Freeman: Well. Not everybody.

Gwen: Lightning. AJ's line.

Lightning (Total Drama): Ryan's right. We were there when the Malevolent One and the Cyberlings were singin' and we weren't affected. It was like we were protected somehow.

Gwen: Anne Maria.

Anne Maria: So let's take them down! It's not like Ryan and his friends haven't tangled with dark magic before and totally whooped its sorry butt! [to Gwen] No offense, Gwen.

Gwen: None taken, again.

Dawn: I wonder how Ryan's necklace works.[reaches for Ryan's pendant]

Gwen: Anways, Dakota.

[Ryan grabs Dawn's wrist]

Dakota: Ryan? What are you doing?

Gwen: Rarity's line.

Matau T. Monkey: I'll do it. [clears his throat] If only we could get a message to Mike. Maybe he could tell us how to break the spell the Malevolent One and the Cyberlings have cast on our friends.

Gwen: Ryan. How did you fetch the Dazzlings?

[Ryan whispers]

Gwen: Oh. Why did you grab Dawn's wrist?

[Ryan whispers]

Gwen: Ok. At least you're not a siren like Mal and the Dazzlings. Right?

[Ryan nods]

Gwen: Anyways. [clears her throat] Duncan. Rainbow's line.

Crash Bandicoot: C'mon, Duncan. Say something.

Duncan (Total Drama): [clears throat] That's not gonna happen, Matau. The portal's closed.

Matau T. Monkey: Well, Duncan. Master Ryan has magic. He can make portals to other worlds.

Gwen: Anne. Gasp and then gasp again.

[Anne gasps twice]

Gwen: Thank you.[to Ryan] You think there's someone related to you, Ryan?

[Ryan nods]

Gwen: You do? Who is it?

[Ryan whispers]

Gwen: Sari?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yup. She and I are related. And She and I are Techno-organics.

Gwen: Wha?! I thought you are a human like Mike and Mal.

Ryan F-Freeman: I was a human, Gwen. But now I'm a cybrog like. Uh.[points to Evil Ryan] Him.

Gwen: Evil Ryan? Oh, I get it. Anyways, [clears throat] Sunset has a book to contact Twilight. Maybe I can ask her if I can borrow it.

Ryan F-Freeman: Leave it to me, Gwen.[to the Dazzlings] Come on, girls. We have to find Sunset Shimmer.

[They leave]

Gwen: Anyone wanna play blind tag?

Matau T. Monkey: Ok. Master Ryan is the Dazzlings' second leader after all.

[Gwen pulls out a rainbow parachute]

Evil Ryan: What is Gwen doing?

[Evil Anna whispers]

Evil Ryan: A game from what?

Evil Anna: An episode from Barney and Friends.

Evil Ryan: What episode did that happen to Barney the Dinosaur?

Evil Anna: Let's see.[looks on the Barney and Friends Episode guide]

Evil Ryan: Did you find something, Evil Anna?

Evil Anna: Yup. I found this where the parachute thing is.

Evil Ryan: What's the episode's about?

Evil Anna: Yup. It's about Barney and his friends playing a game with a rainbow parachute.

Bertram T. Monkey: Wow, Evil Anna. You might be a siren like us, but you sure are smart. What's the episode called?

Evil Ryan: C'mon, Evil Anna.[coughs] Tell us please.

Evil Anna: Ok, Evil Ryan. The name of this episode is... I don't really know.