Arriving at the tower

This is how arriving at the tower goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[A few days later, Thomas and his three friends arrive at the castle]

Matau T. Monkey: Grimlock? You know, in this vision I had. Master Ryan and Sci-Twi transforms into Midnight Sparkle and Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

Grimlock: [surprised] No. Really?

Crash Bandicoot: Can you tell us what does Dark Ryan F-Freeman looks like, Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: Like Midnight Sparkle. Only his wings are a lighter shade of blue.

Crash Bandicoot: What else does he have?

Matau T. Monkey: He has everything that Midnight Sparkle has.

Grimlock: Even the paint job on his cybernetics?

Matau T. Monkey: [sighs] Yes.

Thomas: Guys! We don't have time to stand around talking about visions. Come on, we need to rescue Princess Fiona.

Crash Bandicoot: Wait![sniffs] I smell brimstone.

Thomas: It is brimstone. Excellent sniffing, Crash. We're close to the castle where Princess Fiona is being held prisoner. Come on.

Crash Bandicoot: All right.[to Grimlock] Grimlock, you know what Donkey saying something about brimstone?

Grimlock: Yeah.

Matau T. Monkey: What did Donkey said, Grimlock?

Grimlock: Not sure. Haven't seen the first film yet.

Crash Bandicoot: I hope he said something like this.[pulls out a type recorder and pressed the play button]

[Donkey's voice comes on]

Donkey: Yeah. Right brimstone.

Grimlock: Oh, so that's what he said.

Thomas: GUYS!

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. But there's more.

[Thomas stops the tape]

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. I get it. Let's go.

[They climb to the top of the ledge and take a look at the castle]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow! So, that's the dragon's keep.

Thomas: Yep. Sure is. You know, Shrek had to do this once and he wasn't scared.

Crash Bandicoot: Um. Thomas? Remember what you said that ogres have layers?

Thomas: Oh yes. What do you mean, Crash?

Crash Bandicoot: I mean, we Bandicoots don't usually like to deal with these sort of situations. I mean, we practically have any tricks up our sleeves.

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. You think you should sing a song?

Crash Bandicoot: Uh, no.

Thomas: Come on, Crash. Bandicoots don't have sleeves.

Crash Bandicoot: I'm brave in my games, you know.

Thomas: Oh, come on. Next thing you'll be telling us is that you're afraid of heights.

Crash Bandicoot: No. I'm just not comfier fighting the Dalek Emperor or being on a bridge over a lake of LAVA!!

Thomas: Look, Crash. You've got us with you. And besides, the bridge is perfectly safe. If we step lightly that is.

Matau T. Monkey: I got an idea. You and Grimlock can fly across while Crash and I cross this bridge.

Thomas: Thank you, Matau. But we'll cross it with you.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok. Crash, do you think it's safe to cross?

Crash Bandicoot: I think so. Come on. But not all at once.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Crash.

[They step on one by one]

Crash Bandicoot: Follow us. But not all at once.

Thomas: I get you, Crash. Now move forward and don't look down.

Crash Bandicoot: Right, Thomas.[to himself] Don't look down. Keep moving and don't look down.

[Suddenly, Crash steps on a plank too had and it snaps off]

Crash Bandicoot: Guys! I'm looking down![Screams like Courage the cowardly dog]

Grimlock: Everything's gonna be fine, Crash.

Crash Bandicoot: Yes, Grimlock. It's just that I'm to old to wet myself and too young to die.

Thomas: No, Crash. We're going to rescue Princess Fiona no matter what. Even if it means dying. [starts shaking the bridge as he steps forward]