Cowman and Ratboy/Transcript

This the 3rd episode of Winnie the Pooh goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
(The scene opens up with Pip and Otis sun-bathing)

(A chicken comes in with a complaint)

Chicken: Otis, you have to do something. Pig is stinking up the barnyard again.

Otis: Well you know, it tricky to do me. Look I'm not really into stink either. When you way stink scale with confertation...

Chicken: Oh, honestly Otis. Sometimes your so...mild manner.

(Chicken leaves)

Otis: She bought it. Ready for action, guys?

Pip: Dude, I'm always ready.

(They head for a shack and changed into their costumes)

Peck: Ah, there's nothing like a nice, relaxing game of...

(Freddy and Peck got hit Cowman's garage door, Otis and Pip drove off)

(Cut to Pig)

Pig: Stunky, Stunky. I love my Stunky. Oh, you getting brush don't ya? You are so...

(He heard a noise)

Pig: Who's there?

Otis: I'm your worst nightmare dirtbag. I'm Cowman.

Pip: And I'm his sidekick, Ratboy.

Pig: Oh come Otis. Not this stupid hero thing again.

Otis: That stunk will smell sweeter once its has a whiff of my "Cow-Gas".

(He sprayed it at Stunky and in Pig's eyes)

Pig: Ah lemony fresh scent! It burns, It burns

(Pig ran into the door and a haystack and another cow fell on him)

Pip: Ha Ha, foiled again!

(Tigger and Cosmo comes in)

Tigger: Hey guys what are you guys doing?

Otis: We're Cowman and Ratboy! Daily Superheroes!

Cosmo: Can we join?

Otis: Sure. What's your superhero names?

Tigger: Just call me The Mask Offender!

Cosmo: And Super-No Cosmo

Pip: Wow! Nice Names!

(Pip hears something)

Pip: Cowman, my super rat hearing is detecting more evil.

Otis: Your ears are our strongest ally! Cowman..,

Tigger: Masked Offender,..

Cosmo: Super-Not Cosmo

Pip: And Ratboy

Everyone: Away!

(The girls are excising)

Bessie: Oh, this is just fantasic! Let's do hand pulling next and then we can poke ourselves with pins!

Sunset Shimmer: I'm getting tired!

Wanda: Howcome your not tired, Abby?

Timmy: This is not I sgin for, Abby.

Abby: Sorry, guys, but jazz-ercise doesn't keep in shape unless you do it crazy fast! Like me!

(Abby going fast)

(Cowman ropes radio)

Otis: You can dance but you cant hide

Abby: Cowman. NOOOO!

(Radio hit the mill and lands on girls)

Otis: Huh? Just as Cowman planned!

Pip: No, you said we gonna come in and...

Otis: Just as Cowman planned! (moos)

Pip: (moos)

Otis: No i just say moo

Pip: Oh, OK (squeaks)

Wanda: When I get out of this, your gonna get it Cosmo!

Timmy: Yeah, Cosmo. I'll destroy you for this!

Sunset Shimmer: Same for you,Tigger!

Tigger: Make a break for it!

Cosmo: To the Non-Cosmo Mobile!

(Heroes retreated)

(Mrs. Beady saw Otis and the Heroes)

Mrs.Beady: Nathan!

(Mr. Beady wakes up)

Mrs.Beady: That cow next door is acting crazy again!

Mr.Beady: You know crazy! (drinks his soda)

Pip: Cowman! Mrs.Beady is spying on us again!

Otis: Deploy the cow-maflauge!

Pip: Yea..,what

Otis:Its the balloon with the ink in it.

Pip: Ok.

Tigger: Cosmo, I wish for a catapult!

Cosmo: You got it!

(A catapult appears)

Pip: Balloon with ink away!

Mrs. Beady: I'll show you mister Lump. I'll get cow and his friends on video tape and I'll...

(A balloon is thrown at Mrs.Beady)

Mrs Beady: Maybe I'll get a wash going.

(Everyone else comes in injured and angry)

Everyone: Otis!!!

Otis: No need to thank us! (moos)

Piglet: They told us everything!

Peck: Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours.

Rabbit: Tigger, didn't you learn anything the last time you were The Mask Offender?

Wanda: And Cosmo, you almost covered Dimsdale with lava and water the last time you were a superhero!

Bessie: Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speed butt whooping!

Otis: Whoa, citizen no likey the heroes.

Abbey: Now you listen guys, Your idea of fighting evil around the barnyard by becoming superheroes is just plain...

Freddy: Dumb! D...U...M...N...7...L! Dumb!

Pip: Dude, there's no L in Dumb7!

Tigger: And there's no N or & in dumb either!

Pig: You four are the worst superheroes ever!

Otis Oh, hey,excuse me everyone. We're awesome superheroes! We got cool costumes, wicked catchphrases...

Cosmo: Cool rides...

Pip: And ingenues devices like Otis' boomerang! Show him Otis!

Otis: Check it out!

(Otis throws the boomerang and comes back and hits Peck)

Peck: I...I can't feel my legs!

Otis: Uh, Just put some ice on your toes and sensation should retur...To the vechicles!

(The heroes tip toed away)

The Middle
(The heroes are at a canyon judging their friends)

Otis: Their just wrong, guys. I know we have what it takes to be superheroes.

Tigger: I know we do.

Pip: We're way better than most of those other costumes losers out there.

Otis: Yeah like the aqua dude!

Tigger: You mean Aquaman?

Otis: Yeah, I mean his tights are silly and how much crime really happens underwater.

Pip: Car!

(As the car was coming, the others hide behind a tree)

Pizza dude 1: Dude, I like can not drive and beat your high sore at the same time.

Pizza Dude 2: Sure you can dude. Just let go of the round thingy.

Pizza Dude 1: Oh, yeah. Completely.

(The dude are doing their handshake then screams as they were about to fall in the canyon)

Pip: Fling me and Cosmo, Otis. We can make it

Otis What I cant do that. I mean..

Cosmo: Fling us!

(Otis fling Pip and Cosmo at the car and tied a rope to the tree and save the dudes)

Pizza Dude 1: We're gonna live!

Pizza Dude 2: We're livers!

Pizza Dude 1: Dude, you totally said we're livers.

Pizza Dudes: Livers we're totally livers!

Otis: This isn't what it looks like...I'm not a cow

Pizza Dude 1: We know, your a superhero

Pizza Dude2 : Superhero doodle

Otis: uh yeah right right

Pizza Dude 2: Awesome costume bro. Gotta get a snapo of the superdude that saved us.

Pip: Don't forget us. We help too!

Tigger and Cosmo:

Pizza Dude 2: Whoa a sidekick with the power to super shrink! And a costume lepercaun and tiger!

Pizza Dude1 : Side-shrink

Heroes: Work for me!

Pizza Dude 1: What your name,dude?

Otis: I'm Cowman

Pip: And I'm Ratboy

Tigger: I'm The Masked Offender

Cosmo: I'm Super-Not Cosmo

Pizza Dude 2: Awesome

(Takes a picture of the heroes)