Puss and Donkey's story: Boots Motel

This is the scene where Donkey and Puss tells the story in Ryan's and Crash's Adventures of Scared Shrekless.

Cody Fairbrother: So. Any story you like to tell us?

Puss in Boots: I do have a terrifying tale to tell.

Donkey: It was a dark and stormy night.

[Donkey and Puss were in a stormy night]

Puss in Boots: What the?

Donkey: And we needed to find us some shelter.

[Donkey points at something then we see them going into a giant shoe and the title appears "Boots Motel"]

Puss in Boots: This is my turn to tell the story.

Donkey: Hey, hey, shh.

[The door opens to reveal a inn keeper]

Donkey: (narrating) The kindly inn keeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubby inside.

Donkey: My trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up.

Puss in Boots: Sidekick?

Donkey: And I would love some waffles.

Puss in Boots: But we are equals.

Donkey: Oh man. Of course we are. [looks at the camera] The noble Donkey reassures his clearly inferior sidekick.

Puss in Boots: I'm getting a little tired of this..

Donkey: (narrating) But before Puss can finish his thought, he decided to take a well deserved tongue bath.

[Puss is in a shower, wearing a shower cap]

Puss in Boots: [sputters] What the? Well. As long as I am here.

[Puss is about to start his toung bath when...]

Donkey: But, right then, danger came from behind.

[The inn keeper pulls out a knife and scary music plays]

Donkey: Ree-ree-ree-ree~

[Puss gets stabbed and his fur goes down the drain]

Donkey: Duh-dum, dum-dum~

[Back in the castle]

Donkey: Duh-dum, duh-dum~ And Puss was never seen again. Ha-ha! The end.

Puss in Boots: No. that's not how the story goes. I was aware of the approaching danger.

[Back to the story]

Puss in Boots: And went [pulls out his sword] for my steel!

[Donkey knock down the door pinning the inn keeper down]

Donkey: Don't worry, little buddy. I'm here to save you!

Puss in Boots: Oh, you're killing me.

[Donkey see Prince Charming holding a wand]

Donkey: (narrating) [gasps] It was Prince Charming! He was packing heat and he wanted revenge!

Prince Charming (Shrek): I want revenge!

Donkey: He said. But before anyone can do anything, ka-blam!

[Charming blasts Puss to dust]

Donkey: It was awful. It was terrible. It was really, really scary.

Puss in Boots: What? No! Go back!

[Rewinds to the point before Puss got blasted]

Puss in Boots: Although the Charming was fast, I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety.

Donkey: Which is exactly what he wanted you to do.

[Puss sees that he has landed on an X and mutters]

Donkey: [narrating] Charming laughed just like a crazed maniac.

Prince Charming (Shrek): Ha, ha-ha-ha, ha.

[He pulled the lever and Puss falls into a hole of a Charming head from a carnival game. Puss shows up in front of it]

Puss in Boots: N-n-n-n-n-no, I'm sorry. But I would never let that happen to me. Instead, I-I-I woke up.

[Puss wakes up in his bedroom]

Puss in Boots: Yeah. That's right. It was all a dream.

[Donkey answer the door]

Donkey: You mean a nightmare? You know you're on the ceiling, right?

[He fall from the celing]

Puss in Boots: I will get you for this.

[The lights turn off]

Donkey: Oh. And then the lights went out. It was horrrible and sad how Puss pleaded for mercy.

Puss in Boots: Mercy? Please.

Donkey: Said Puss with his last dying breath.

[The lights turn on to reveal Donkey in a shower, wearing a shower cap]

Puss in Boots: (narrating) But when the lights came back on, it was the donkey who was taking a shower!

Donkey: Oh my goodness! How would I do that?

Puss in Boots: (narrating) [laughs] And right behind you, there was danger! [He pulls te curtain and saw a giant waffle]
 * Donkey: Oh man.

Puss in Boots: (narrating) You were paralysed.

Donkey: [screams like a woman]

Puss in Boots: (narrating) It was a donkey eating waffle. It was packing heat and it wanted revenge!

Waffle Monster: I want revenge!

[Donkey runs]

Puss in Boots: (narrating) The Donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate, covered in butter, wearing a pink tutu?

[A pink tutu appears on Donkey]

Donkey: No!

Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a sombrero!

[A sombrero appears on Donkey's head]

Donkey: Oh!

Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a coconut brasher.

[A coconut brasher appears on Donkey's neck]

Donkey: Ah!

Puss in Boots: (narrating) And about to be eaten, alive!

Donkey: No! Please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! [screams]

[The waffle man lifts the plate and Donkey is eaten]

Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again! [laughs evily]

[Donkey pops out of the mouth of the monster]

Donkey: But what Puss didn't know is that right behind him, was the one thing he feared more then anything else.

Puss in Boots: No, you wouldn't.

Donkey: I would.

Puss in Boots: You didn't.

Donkey: I did!

Puss in Boots: No! Anything but that! NOOO!

[Puss gets sprayed by Pinocchio with a water bottle. Puss screeches and runs out of the castle very fast]

Donkey: The end! [gives Pinocchio a dollar]

Shrek: I'm pretty sure that's cheating.