Minnie's True Love

Minnie: HE LOVES ME. AH... HE LOVES ME...A LOT. [BLOWS] HE LOVES ME. [BLOWS] HE LOVES ME EVEN MORE. [BLOWS] HE LOVES ME.

Daisy: PARDON ME, YOUR HIGHNESS... [PFFFT] YOU'RE KIND OF MANGLING THAT FLOWER.

Phineas: WHO'S THE...LUCKY GUY?

Minnie: MY ONE TRUE LOVE. [SIGHS] I'LL FIND HIM SOMEDAY. HE'S OUT THERE. I JUST KNOW IT.

Daisy: THIS FANTASY MAN-- DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW IF HE'S ROYALTY?

Minnie: DOES IT MATTER?

Daisy: WELL, AS YOU KNOW... SOMEONE OF YOUR ROYAL STATURE  MUST BE COURTED BY A GENTLEMAN OF ROYAL BLOOD.

Minnie: WHAT A ROYAL PAIN.

Daisy: YOUR HIGHNESS,  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PICK SOMEONE SOONER OR LATER. I MEAN, TICK-TOCK, HUH?

Minnie: DAISY, I CAN'T PICK SOMEONE I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH.

Daisy YOU WANT LOVE? BUY A DOG.

Phineas: I AM SURE YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE BETTER, EVEN THE PERFECT GUY  ISN'T GONNA JUST WALK THROUGH THE DOOR,  AND EVEN IF HE DOES, HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW HE'S THE ONE?

Minnie: OH...I'LL KNOW. JUST IMAGINE. HE'LL STRIDE INTO THE ROOM. A LIGHT WILL GLOW FROM HIM. I'LL HEAR MUSIC. HE'LL BRING ME FLOWERS. HE'LL SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET. AND I'LL KNOW HE'S THE ONE WHEN HE MAKES ME LAUGH.

Daisy: HA HA HA. YOUR MAJESTY... OH, FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING SO, BUT THAT SOUNDS... JUST LOVELY.

Phineas: Ferb and I think so too.

Minnie: TRUST ME, PHINEAS. I'LL KNOW HIM WHEN I SEE HIM.

(Minnie picks the flower)

[TROUBADOUR PLAYING LUTE]

Minnie: WHY...BONJOUR.

Troubadour: [PLAYING LUTE] AH... A ROMANTIC PRINCESS DESERVES A ROMANTIC SONG, NO?  ♪ JUST AROUND THE CORNER, SEEKING YOU ♪  ♪ PUPPY LOVE IS TRIPPING LIGHTLY INTO VIEW ♪  ♪ HIDING IN THE HEDGEROWS ♪  ♪ SNEAKING UP ON TIPTOES ♪  ♪ LOVE'S FIRST KISS IS BLISSFULLY ♪  ♪ ABOUT TO CAPTURE YOU ♪  ♪ JUST AROUND THE CORNER, WAFTING CLOSE ♪  ♪ LOVE IS CREEPING NEARER THAN YOU MIGHT SUPPOSE ♪  ♪ SO SIT STILL AND WAIT NOW ♪  ♪ LET LOVE CHOOSE YOUR FATE NOW ♪  ♪ TAKE A PAUSE, DON'T RUN BECAUSE ♪  ♪ IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU ♪  ♪ LET LOVE FIND YOU ♪  ♪ YOUNG LOVE ♪  ♪ IT'S LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE ♪  ♪ LOVE SO LOVELY ♪  ♪ WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO LOVE ♪ ♪ BUT LOVE? ♪  ♪ MAYBE ON THE ROOFTOPS, CLIMBING HIGH ♪  ♪ SOMEWHERE JUST ABOVE YOU, LOVE IS HOVERING BY ♪  ♪ LOVE IS IN A RUSH TO ♪  ♪ SMEAR YOU, SMASH YOU, SMUSH YOU ♪  ♪ LOVE WILL CRUSH YOU INTO MUSH ♪  ♪ WHEN YOU'RE THE BULL'S-EYE, YOU'LL GET HIT BY ♪  ♪ YOUNG LOVE ♪  ♪ YOUR FIRST, YOUR ONLY LOVE ♪ ♪ LOVE SO... ♪

Daisy: EXCUSE ME. YOUR GRACE.

♪ HOW CAN YOU STAND IT SO... ♪

(The safe drops)

Minnie: OH!

Daisy: YOUR HIGHNESS!

Phineas: ARE YOU OK?

(One of the Beagle Boys hits the third Beagle Boy's head)

(Beagle Boys quickly disappear)