No One Can Hear You (LMAoAT)/Transcript

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[The episode begins in the Candy Kingdom with a stag licking Starchie] [PB nods] [The shoes are flat shoes, colored pink and has bows] [They walk side by side]
 * Starchie: Ahh! Get it off!
 * Finn: We're coming!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Be careful!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Hey, sis?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah?
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I know Meg is my love. But, I would be with you as a protector.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Thanks, Ryan.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Anytime, Bonnibel.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah. I know you know me, Ryan "Sweet Candy" Bubblegum.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: And remember back at my first announcement of the Candy Kingdom, how well do I do?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Very well. And after that speech, you are now a ruler of the Candy Kingdom like me.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I wonder what you wear.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Sure. [pulls her gown up by pulling it and reveal she is wearing shoes as her leg moves a bit towards her bro]
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Nice ones.
 * Princess Bubblegum: [puts her gown down] Yeah. And Meg will know you love her. Like me as your sister.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yeah. I hope your hair is nice.
 * Princess Bubblegum: I know, my brother. [kisses her brother on
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Oh. [feels PB's hair] You're so soft and squishy.
 * Princess Bubblegum: I know, brother.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yeah. I know Finn and Jake will be okay. [kisses PB on the cheek]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Oh, thanks, Brother.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yeah. It's like Le Muerte use to love me and she is now married to Xibalba.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Wow. I hope I love Finn and you.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yeah. And Meg loves me, Bon.
 * Princess Bubblegum: I hope I'll be okay.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yeah. Let's go.

[The stag continues to jump on Candy People and lick them. Jake and Finn pursue him.] [Finn and Jake grab on to the stag. The stag panics and runs away, throwing Jake off.] [The stag throws Finn on the ground and stomps on his legs, breaking them.] [Meanwhile, [Just then, ??? [PB checks by ??? and her footwear are covered in orange stuff]
 * Finn: Grab him, Jake!
 * Finn: Jake! W-whoa!
 * Finn: Whatever. [Gets thrown by the deer. Finn hits a building, and then the screen blacks out.]
 * Prince Candy Ryan: PB, If there anything happen to you, will Sari be my sister?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Sure.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Thanks, sister. [kisses her on the cheek]
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Princess Bubblegum: Huh?
 * Princess Bubblegum:

[He awakens in a hospital bed] [Climbs into a wheelchair and wheels himself outside] Yo, is everyone at church? Worshiping Glob? [Leans back on wheelchair] Whoop!Skills! Skills! [hears clattering] Huh? Bazoobs. [wheels over to the source of the noise] Jake? [Scene changes to Finn and Jake going towards a small hut while Jake sings Hobo Dreams.]
 * Finn: Oh, what happened? Where's the deer? Paging Dr. Ice cream! Dr. Ice cream cream for my mouth! [sees his legs in a cast] Ahh, dude, I broke my stems! Hello? Jake? Princess? What the blizz. Come on, people.
 * Jake: Huh? Oh, Finn, you're awake!
 * Finn: Yeah, I'm awake, but my jams are all busted.
 * Jake: Right. Yeah, I saw that.
 * Finn: So, what happened? Did you save everybody?
 * Jake: Oh, yeah, I think so. Maybe.
 * Finn: So, Jake, there's nobody here. Did you notice that?
 * Jake: Yeah, pretty freaky. [pulls back his hood, revealing his head is bandaged] Don't worry—ouch— [touches his head] they're all hiding.
 * Finn: From what?
 * Jake: From me!
 * Finn: What?!
 * Jake: It's my birthday, man! Lady Rainicorn put together a elaborate surprise party.
 * Finn: She told you?
 * Jake: No, but I know Lady Rainicorn. Ouch! [feels his head] This is totally something she would do. Think about it.
 * Finn: Oh, yeah, okay. So, wait, the whole kingdom is in on it?
 * Jake: Yes, and they'll only come out if they think we'll be surprised. So we got to act like we're totally unaware, okay?
 * Finn: Okay, man, and how do we do that?
 * Jake: Just do what I'm doing. [Jake dives into the trash pile, and then resurfaces.] Oh, look at me, living free without a suspicion in the world. Never in my wildest dreams would I guess someone was plannin' a surprise birthday party for me! [Jake wraps himself in some Christmas lights from the trash, and Finn laughs.] Pretty tricky, right? [comes out of the trash] Come on, let's go back to the hut.
 * Finn: The what?
 * Jake: Come on, come on! [motions Finn to come with him]
 * Finn: Whoa. When did you find time to build this?
 * Jake: I don't know. It didn't take long. [decorates hut with Christmas lights]
 * Finn: Hm. So, what should I do now?
 * Jake: Collect branches for the hobo fire, dude.
 * Finn: Okay. [wheels himself away]
 * Jake: [feels head] Ouchies.
 * Finn: A hobo fi-ya, fi-ya, fi-ya. [loudly] Boy, it sure is quiet around here! Uh-huh! I'd probably pee all over myself if somebody jumped out and surprised me! [sniffs his armpit] Oh, ugh! I stink! How long was I out for? A day or two? [sees a fountain] Huh. What a convenient place to bathe. [loudly] Sure seems like a good time to come out if y'all are just hiding and you don't, you know, wanna see me [takes off shirt and hat] pop my top! [leaves wheel chair and gets in the fountain] Ahh, yeah, that's fresh. I nobody's gonna jump out of the bushes and peeps my bod! [laughs] [shakes his head] Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! Hmmm.

[Scene changes back to camp, where it is nighttime. Finn and Jake are roasting hot dogs.] [The stag returns] [The stag licks himself, sniffs the air, and runs away. Finn hears some whispering coming from a nearby manhole. He wheels himself over to it and listens] [Inside the hut, Jake is sleeping. Finn pokes him with a stick.] ["Six months" repeats as the camera slowly zooms in on Finn's terrified face.] [A dozen bugs crawl out from underneath his ear and crawl around his body.] Finn: [hurriedly wheeling himself toward the manhole] [panting] [Jake runs after Finn, grabs his wheelchair, and sticks his arm into the spokes of the wheel, destroying the chair and flinging Finn forward.] [The screen goes black and Finn wakes up.] [He is tied to a pole, and Jake is tied to a bunch of balloons, weighed down by two cinder blocks.] [Finn's cast starts cracking.] [Jake follows, as Finn leaves the water and walks toward the voices.] [He opens a door and walks into a room with a sticky caramel-colored substance covering the walls and a whirlpool in the middle of the room. A bit of the substance drips on his forehead. He looks up, seeing Candy People stuck to the walls.] [The Candy People whisper and moan. PB [Finn punches him, knocking him against the wall.] [Finn punches him in the head.] [The stag stands on his hind legs and walks toward them.] [The stag takes off its fake hooves, revealing fingers, which he wiggles.] [The stag picks up Peppermint Butler.] [The stag licks him and sticks him back on the wall.] [The stag picks up Finn and licks his face. They continue fighting as Jake frees the Candy People.] [PB and PCR happily hug] [Jake climbs up to free more as the stag punches Finn below him.] Finn: Huh? [looks up to see the cinder block falling] Donk! [jumps off the stag] [The cinder block lands square on the stag's head. The second block falls after it, squishing the stag's head and knocking it out. The Candy People push the stag into the whirlpool.] [ [The Candy People cheer as they form a chain holding onto Jake's legs, who floats out of the manhole.]
 * Jake: Just gotta char off the rotten parts—good as new, man! Stay vigilant. Eat your protein.
 * Finn: Jake?
 * Jake: Hmm?
 * Finn: I'm starting to question your theory about the surprise party.
 * Jake: [drops hot dog] Shhh! [hushed] Don't talk so loud! They might hear you!
 * Finn: [hushed] But what if they're in trouble? [bites a hot dog] What if something happened to them? We should try looking around.
 * Jake: Noooo! [grows huge] You'll ruin my surprise party! Oww! [holds head] [groans] [goes back inside hut]
 * Finn: Dude, are you okay?
 * Jake: Just promise me, Finn. Promise not to look around.
 * Finn: [sighs] Okay, I promise.
 * Jake: [mumbling] ...my birthday's gonna be rad.
 * Finn: Hey, it's you! [points] Thanks for breaking my legs, ya dumb-butt!
 * Finn: That sounds like Candy People!
 * Finn: Jake. Jake!
 * Jake: [moans] What?
 * Finn: I heard a sound coming from the sewer! We should check it out.
 * Jake: No, man, they'll surprise party me when they're ready. Be patient.
 * Finn: [groans] I'm being patient! I waited all day, Jake!
 * Jake: Well, I've been waiting six months!
 * Finn: Wait, what are you saying?
 * Jake: [yawning] [a bug crawls out of his ear] Everything's gonna be fine, even if we have to wait forever.
 * Finn: Have I been asleep for six months?!
 * Jake: Yeah, but don't worry about it, man.
 * Finn: [thinking] Face it, Finn, your best friend is gone. [backs away]
 * Jake: Hmm? Finn?
 * Jake: Noooo! Don't ruin the surprise!
 * Jake: [stomping on the remains of the chair] Rah! Ah! Ah! [pants heavily] [sees Finn crawling toward the manhole] Noooo! [stretches his arm to grab him and picks him up]
 * Finn: Oh, my Glob!
 * Finn: [groans]
 * Jake: Surprise! [reveals marionettes made from trash] "Happy birthday, Jake!" Ow! [touches head]
 * Finn: [hears whispering again] Hey, Jake! What are you doin'?
 * Jake: This is how my party's gonna go down. Shake it, my friends. [bounces marionettes] Hey! Hey! Sure is great seeing y'all here. Really makes me think. Ow. [touches head] [holds up a sock puppet] Lady, did you get extra TP for all the potty people? [as Lady] No. [normal voice] Well, we might have some party poopers here, and I want to be sure they don't wipe their buns on my cake.
 * Finn: Can I join your puppet party? We'll have twice the puppet voices!
 * Jake: You won't run away?
 * Finn: Naw, man, I'm with you. Happy birthday, Jake. Really.
 * Jake: Finn! Glad I can untie you, buddy. [unties rope] Check it out! Finn finally made it to my party!
 * Finn: And I have a surprise for you! Close your eyes and don't open 'em until I tell you. [pulls the hut's roof down on top of Jake and waddles toward the manhole] [pants heavily]
 * Jake: Finn? You lied to me?
 * Finn: Yeee-ow! [the cast crumbles mostly away and he runs faster]
 * Jake: [chasing him] What about my party? Don't go! Finn!
 * Finn: Whup! [dives into manhole and lands in water]
 * Finn: Hello?
 * Finn: [gasps]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Finn...
 * Prince Candy Ryan: [to PB] You know him?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I guess you must be his girlfriend.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: And do you still love me as your brother?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Of course I do. You are my brother from your mother.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yes. And I hope they will be okay.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Me too, my lovely brother.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: ???, why are
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan:
 * Jake: Surprise! Surprise!
 * Finn: You... you did this?
 * Jake: I did this? Ow. [touches head] They've been waiting for me, Finn, for my b-day!
 * Finn: Stop being crazy!
 * Jake: [babbles]
 * Jake: Oof. Yoo-a-hee! I'm a woman! I'm a woman!
 * Finn: Mah! [punches him twice]
 * Jake: Ring, ring! [as a woman] Eh, hang on, deary. [stretches a phone out of his arm] Hello? [as a man] Baby, I told you never to call me here!
 * Jake: Wha... what happened?
 * Finn: A deer skronked your head and you lost your mind, man! You imprisoned the Candy People for your own sick birthday fantasy. Look. [gestures to Candy People]
 * Jake: What? No. It's not even close to my b-day! [takes Peppermint Butler down from the wall] I'm so sorry.
 * Peppermint Butler: [weakly] You... you did not do this, Jake.
 * Finn & Jake: Wha—?!
 * Finn: Then who did?
 * Peppermint Butler: It... was... him. [points to the stag]
 * Finn & Jake: [gasp]
 * Jake: Freak deer! [drops Peppermint Butler]
 * Peppermint Butler: [screams]
 * Finn: Grrrr! Jake, you free the Candy People. I'll take on the deer. Naw-hyah! [punches stag]
 * Princess Bubblegum: [weakly] Thank you.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Anytime, PB.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Brother, you okay.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: ???
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan:
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan:
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan:
 * Princess Bubblegum: Aww. You do care about your sister.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Yes. And Sari too.
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I hope Jake and Finn are doing okay.
 * Jake: [gasps] [prepares to untie a cinder block] Finn!
 * Candy People: [cheer]
 * Finn & Jake: [high-five] Nice!
 * Jake: We did it, dude!
 * Finn: How's your noggin?
 * Jake: Not crazy anymore! How's your legs?
 * Finn: Hmm, still broken. [laughs]
 * Jake: [laughs]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Thank you for saving my kingdom, boys. The deer wanted our sugar, but I didn't give him any, if you know what I mean. [clicks tongue]
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Oh. I get it, sister.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I wonder. Am I born to you?
 * Princess Bubblegum: No.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Phew. I hope you will recover. [takes a bit off his hair and feeds it to PB]
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan:
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan:
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I hope you will confess my and your brotherly sisterly love, my sister.
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Finn: [pause] Um... pyew! It's stanky in here!
 * Jake: Yeah, like bad breath and eggs.
 * Finn: Let's go home so we can get baths.
 * Candy Person: I wanna get clean!