School Raze (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)/Transcript

This is the transcript for School Raze (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)

Prologue/A Field Trip Gone Awry
[At the School of Friendship Derpy is delivering mail but she bumps into the sign and drops the mail]

Cozy Glow: [as she picks up the mail] Thank you for the mail delivery. Have a wonderful day!

[In the School of Friendship, she picks up an empty juice box and throws the box in the recycle and the straw in the trash. Then she notices a filly having trouble with a map]

Cozy Glow: You're new here, right? [the filly nods] I'm Cozy Glow, Professor Sparkle's friendship assistant. Welcome to our school! Your first class is just down that hall.

[The filly walked away happily as Cozy headed towards the libary. She flew in and noticed Silverstream stumped on a crossword puzzle]

Cozy Glow: A seven-letter word for "teamwork". Have you tried "synergy"?

Silverstream: That's it! Thanks, Cozy!

Cozy Glow: What are friends for?

[Then Cozy Glow flew into Twilight's Office]

[door opens, closes]

Cozy Glow: Good morning, Professor Sparkle!

Twilight Sparkle: The mail's here already? What time is it?! I'm late for my class's field trip to Cloudsdale! [panting]

Shine: You see, this is why you should always keep a watch with you.

Cozy Glow: Don't worry. I asked Professor Rainbow Dash to cover for you.

Twilight Sparkle: And she said yes?

Cozy Glow: Uh-huh. I told her how busy you are and how much her loyalty meant to you. I also color-coded your teaching schedule by friendship element and catalogued all the magical artifacts in the school. I hope that's okay.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay? Cozy, that's amazing! You're like my right-hoof pony!

Shine: I don't know what we'd do without you.

Cozy Glow: [giggles] It's like you taught me. Helping is what friendship's all about.

Twilight Sparkle: Exactly. And hopefully my class is learning that on their field trip right now.

Cozy Glow: I heard they might do some sightseeing first.

???

The Person Behind It All
[Meanwhile, in Tartarus]

Twilight Sparkle: Where is Equestria's magic going, Tirek? What's making it disappear?

Lord Tirek: If you let me out, I'm sure it will jog my memory. What do you say? I scratch your back, you scratch mine?

Sonic: Not a chance, Tirek!

Sapphire: Yeah, if trust is a two-way street, right now you're lying in a ditch on the side of the road.

The Storm King: Oooh, burn...

Amy Rose: You're not different yourself, Stormy!

Rainbow Dash: [to Tirek] How about you tell us what you know or you'll be stuck here forever.

Weather: Yeah, we're already out of magic keys and nopony can open the door?

Rarity: Oh, dear. I hadn't thought of that.

Spike: We're just as trapped as Tirek?

Tunette: [sighs] I'm afraid so...

Lord Tirek: [chuckles] What a pity. Well, for you. Sweet revenge for me. It seems my new ally's plan worked after all.

Main Cast: [gasp]

Applejack: Which new ally?

Shadow: Yeah, enlighten us, you magic stealing freak!

Lord Tirek: Oh, we've never met. We're pen pals. Each letter had so many questions about draining magic.

Pinkie Pie: And you answered them?!

Lord Tirek: I was bored. So I simply pointed my pen pal in the right direction.

[thud]

Fluttershy: Can't you just tell us your pen pal's name? I mean, since we're stuck here anyway?

Amour: Yeah, I mean, it's not like you're going anywhere either.

Lyric: He's got a point, y'know!

Lord Tirek: Oh, why not? The irony is too perfect. His name is... [At the School of Friendship, Cozy Glow was heading towards the catacombs while Sandbar, the CMC, Nyx, Snowdrop, Gabby, Tempest, Grubber, Infinite, Gadget, the Choatix, D-Fekt, Sticks, Mighty, Ray and Julie-Su were trying to keep up with her]

Sandbar: Hey Cozy! Wait up!

Cozy Glow: Huh, what are you guys doing here?

Vector: I was gonna ask you the same thing, kid.

Cozy Glow: Huh.

Applebloom: What are you doing anyways?

Cozy Glow: Well, I could've swore I heard noises coming from the catacombs, I wasn't sure why but I was about to head down into the caves when you arrived.

Infinite: Huh, you think this might have something to do with the magic failing.

Cozy Glow: I believe so.

Mighty: Do you want us to come with you?

Cozy Glow: Uh, sure.

Gadget: Alright then, let's go, but be careful!

[They all went down the crystal caves and looked in shock to see a barrier with six artifacts surrounding it in a magic circle]

???: A pity that Princess Starlight decided to tag along with the others. Oh well, I would've just push her and any unfortunate fool into this had they'd dare to ruin all my plans.

[The figure reveals to be Nazo, the evil hedgehog that had been been brought back from the dead]

Sandbar/CMC/Nyx/Snowdrop/Gabby/Tempest/Grubber/Infinite/Gadget/D-Fekt/Sticks/Choatix/Mighty/Ray/Julie-Su/Cozy Glow: [gasp]

Espio: Nazo?!

Tempest Shadow: You know him?

Vector: Yeah, he kinda tried to destroy the entire planet a few years ago, but Sonic and the others stopped him.

Charmy: But how is he back now? I thought he was destroyed.

Nazo: Though there maybe someone in there soon if I can't make that annoying Neighsay to back off! [inhales, exhales] All the magic needs time to drain from Equestria before the vortex sucks it to another realm. [giggles deviously] Three days can sure seem like forever, huh? Oh well, it shouldn't matter, once all the magic is gone and I've disposed of Sonic and the others, this planet will be history! Hear that Sonic, you're finished! [maniacal laughter]

Figuring out how to get out of Tartarus/The Young Six Reunite/The Students Turn Against Chancellor Neighsay
[In Tatarus, Team Sonic the Mane Nine, the Jewel Pixie Animals and Spike were in shop]

Twilight Sparkle: Nazo's behind all of this?!

Shine: How is that possible?!

Lord Tirek: [laughs] I'm not usually a fan of your type, but draining your precious world of magic so he could trap the eighteen of you was inspiring! [laughs, coughs]

Spike: Um, there's 38 of us if you count the Jewel Pixie Animals, me and Cheese.

Black Doom: Eh, whatever.

Twilight Sparkle: I knew we shouldn't have left!

Tart: This is impossible!

Applejack: How is Nazo even back?!

Sapphire: I don't know, that evil hedgehog should be dead!

Sonic: Yeah, I thought I blasted him into oblivion!

???: You technically did, Sonic, you technically did.

[Eggman walks out of the shadows, along with Snivley, Morpho, Eggman Nega, Cluck, Orbot, Cubot, Sleet, Dingo, Coconuts, Scratch, Grounder, Decoe, Bocoe, Bokkun, Metal Sonic, Neo Metal Sonic, Doctor Starline, Rough, and Tumble]

Tails: Eggman?!

Digit: What are you and your minions doing here?!

Doctor Starline: We've been here for a while

Dr. Eggman: Yeah, no thanks to that stupid energy absorbing freak!

Sunset Shimmer: What are you talking about?!

Fauna: Yeah, what?!

Dr. Eggman: Oh, you don't know, well, allow me to explain.

[Flashback]

Dr. Eggman: [voiceover] After I escaped from Canterlot following the Storm King's invasion being foiled, I discovered that some of Nazo's life energy still remained, with this, I was able to fully construct his body, however, I knew letting him free would bring armageddon, so I kept him in storage so he wouldn't cause any trouble, however, for reasons we can't explain, he escaped, and I had to track him down, apparently he's been planning this little collaberation with Tirek for months, clearly he wants revenge on his previous defeat, I encountered his along with the Eggman Army to stop him eariler, but all that did was get me trapped here!

[End of flashback]

[Team Sonic and the Mane Nine had their eyes twitching]

Sonic: [dumbfounded] You mean to tell us, that you ressurected, one of our most dangerous foes, who, not only nearly killed us all, but also tried to destroy the planet?

Dr. Eggman: Uh... [nervous chuckle] Yes?

Sonic: [breathes calmly before suddenly entering his dark form; angrily] WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!?!?

Lyric: Ugh, would you not make me go deaf?!

Sonic: [calms down as he returns to normal] Well that's just great...

Sapphire: Yeah...

Amy Rose: Wait, Cozy Glow and the others are still in the school.

Tunette: Yeah, if anyone can stop Nazo now, it's them.

Cream: Yeah, you're right, you two.

Lord Tirek: Pfft, please, Nazo outsmarted the eighteen of you! I doubt whatever resistance you have left stands a chance! [coughs]

The Storm King: Yeah, face it losers, you're pretty much doomed!

Twilight Sparkle: We have to get out of here.

Shine: The others can't handle Nazo on their own.

Blaze: You're right, Shadow, can you warp us out of here?

Shadow: I can't, the magic here seems to be interfering with the Chaos Emeralds. [takes out the Emeralds, which were sparking dangerously]

Pearl: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Rainbow Dash: Then I guess we'll just have to bust our way out! [yells]

[clang!]

Rainbow Dash: [groans] That didn't work. [groans]

Weather: Oh brother.

Rarity: Not everything can be solved with brute force.

Gem: We need magic to escape.

Sweetie: Maybe there's a way to get out without magic.

Pinkie Pie: Like a secret lever or a secret button or a secret admirer who knows a secret about you but is all, "Your secret's safe with me because I put it in Tartarus and I have a key!"

Caramel: I'm afraid not.

Twilight Sparkle: The most powerful villains and monsters of all time are trapped here. And without our magic, so are we.

Sleet: In that case, I guess we're stuck with eachother.

Dingo: Aw, what we do now?

Cerberus: [whimpers, slurps]

Twilight Sparkle: Unless... These creatures might be losing their magical powers, but there's still a magic that makes up what they are.

Starlight Glimmer: [gasps] Of course, maybe we can borrow some of that.

Gleam: Yeah, that's a great idea!

[cockatrice hisses]

Sonic: Huh, that could very well work, unless someone else has a better plan.

Dr. Eggman: Well, I do have one that involves my robots.

Metal Sonic/Neo Metal Sonic/Orbot/Cubot/Decoe/Bocoe/Bokkun/Scratch/Grounder/Coconuts: Huh?

Coconuts: What do you mean, boss?

Cubot: Yeah, I'm confused.

Orbot: Yes, please explain this idea of yours.

Dr. Eggman: Alright, I will, but you won't like it.

Bokkun: Why?

Neo Metal Sonic: And why is that?

Dr. Eggman: You see, when you were built, I put special self destruct circuits inside your bodies in case of a emergancy such as this. [the badniks look worried] I could set you off to blast the doors open!

Decoe: [worried] But Dr. Eggman, that would destroy us too!

Bocoe: [worried] And besides, those doors look really powerful so it would take a huge amount of energy to break through!

Decoe: Good point!

Amour: Eggman...

Fluttershy: Please don't go through with that plan...

Snivley: Don't worry, we won't, the explosion wouldn't be strong enough to blast the doors open anyway.

Rouge: [sighs] Where's Discord when you need him?

Diamond: Likely stuck in the Chaos Dimension due to the failing magic.

Knuckles: Can we just use Twilight's plan already?!

Ruby: We're running out of time here!

Doctor Starline: Yeah, I believe the echidna has a point, it's either we use Princess Twilight's plan, or we spend the rest of our lives here.

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Alright, but it's gonna take everything we've got.