Opening/The Fratellis escape

This is the being of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle join The Goonies

A jail guard unlocks a cell block to call the inmates out for their lunch. Guard: Lunch time. Inmates exit their cells and are murmuring amongst themselves. Guard: The longer you animals bark the colder your lunch gets. Come on, move it out! (Looks toward the last occupied cell) You too down there. (Walks down the cellblock) Hey turkey... Guard walks down to an open cell where the expected inmate has not emerged. He walks in and discovers that the inmate, Jake Fratelli, has apparently hung himself. There is a note taped to his chest reading, "To whom it may concern". The guard removes it, turns it over and reads the back. Guard: "You schmuck. Do you really think I'd be stupid enough to kill myself?" (Repeats last two words to himself in bewilderment) Kill myself? Jake was alive. He opens his eyes, cocks his head and grins, assaulting the unsuspecting guard, knocking him out. Jake untangles himself from his makeshift gallows, removing a pipe assembly from his beltline which supported his weight. Scene 2: Exterior Jailhouse Francis Fratelli, Jake's brother, is pouring a ring of gasoline around the front entrance, while their mother, Mama Fratelli, waits anxiously behind the wheel of their ORV. Mama F: Come on! Francis throws the empty gasoline can in the back of the ORV and then jumps into the passenger seat, loading a semi-automatic pistol. Jake hurries down the front steps of the jailhouse in his street clothes. Mama F: Here he comes. Mama starts the car as Jake runs over to the right rear door. It's locked. Jake: Francis, it's the lock. (Desperate to open the car door) The lock, Francis. Francis: Let go of the handle. Jake: I don't have the handle. Open the lock! Mama F: Jake, up! (Gesturing to the open sunroof) Jake: No. 	Mama F: Come on. Move... Francis: It's open. Mama F: (To Francis) Get down! (To Jake) Come on! Jake: (Climbs head first down through the sunroof) Thanks Mama. Francis now reaches down through the open passenger side window and fires into the now gasoline-soaked pavement. A ring of fire flares up around the entrance, trapping the jail guards who have hastily emerged looking for Jake. Francis laughs victoriously. Mama Fratelli puts the car in gear and screeches away. A number of police cars quickly pursue them.