Tip and Dash (Song)

Here is how the bar scene goes in Crash, Thomas and Ryan Meets Sofia the First: The Curse of Princess Ivy.

Harley Quinn[to the team] Whatcha havin'?

Killer Croc: Beer.

Katana(DC): Whiskey.

Deadshot:[holds up a small glass] What am I, twelve?

Nighlock: Bud Light.

Crossbones: Moonshine.

Taskmaster: Red Wine.

Harley Quinn:[to Flag] How about you, leader man?

Rick Flag:[in El Diablo's voice] Water.

Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. Ryan is still going for his plan to reform Ivy.

Ryan F-Freeman: You got that right.

[later they raise their poured drinks]

Deadshot: Here's to honor among thieves.

Nighlock: Hear hear!

Katana(DC): I'm not a thief[sits at another table]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. Katana. I didn't know you speak English.

Nighlock: I'm just surprised I was never injected.

Crash Bandicoot: And why's that?

Nighlock: I used to be a thief myself.

Matau T. Monkey: What?

Nighlock: Haven't you figure out by now. Every Code Red member has committed some crime.

Matau T. Monkey: But not us Autobots.

Nighlock: Malfunction reformed us all. Taser was a pretty good pickpocket. Red Smoke was a bank robber. Air Strike worked for HYDRA. Light Ultron separated from Ultron and has been trying to save the world to atone for his mistakes.

Ryan F-Freeman: My bro and Sunset were bad at the Fall Formal, Nighlock.

Sunset Shimmer: Two demons.

Cody Fairbrother: Sunset and I turned into two raging demons.

Nighlock: What we did were common crimes. Mirage was arrested because he tried to assassinate Oliver Queen.

Rarity:[gasps] You mean...

Deadpool: Yep. He's means Hawkeye.

Evil Ryan: Whoa.

Nighlock: He's not Hawkeye. He's Green Arrow. Sometimes, I wanna shoot you.

Deadpool:[zips his lips shut]

Ryan F-Freeman: I think I-Rex did cause chaos in Jurassic World since my friends and I came to that place, Harley.

Harley Quinn: Yeah pretty much.

Nighlock: Not to mention that Firestar use to work for the Hellfire Club. Quicksilver was an even faster thief than I was.

Ryan F-Freeman: I didn't know that. At least I keep the squad in line.

Nighlock: Bucky used to be an assassin and spy for HYDRA. Sauron was a vigilante when we recruited him. Deadpool, we don't really need to mention his crimes.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. Ryan? How did you keep the Suicide Squad in line?

Ryan F-Freeman: Bombs were planted in their necks.

Nighlock:[drinks the last of his bottle and opens another Bud Light]

Crossbones: You know, sometimes, I wonder how much of that stuff can you drink.

Evil Ryan: Plus. How did Ryan laugh like Harley?

Deadpool: Don't question it.

Nighlock: Hey Wade, I got something to show you.

Ryan F-Freeman: You know, Harley? I like you. Your name is cool. I think to myself if I can get a Suicide Squad name like Ryanarley Quinn.

Harley Quinn: Yeah, I'd like that.

Nighlock:[shows Deadpool his new uniform]

Conker The Squirrel: That's a nice outfit.

Deadpool: Well hello there Mr. Manikin. How are you today?

Nighlock: Dude, manikins don't talk.

Ryan F-Freeman: [talks like himself and Harley Quinn] He's right.

Deadpool: Yeah they do.

Nighlock: Just get changed.[walks out with the others]

Deadpool:[to the manikin] You only talk to me right?

Manikin:[turns its head and nods]

Nighlock: Ryan? How did you join the Squad?

Ryan F-Freeman: Rick recruited me to keep the villains in line, Nighlock.

Deadpool:[off-screen] What do you guys think?

[we see his new uniform is more black than red]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ummm? Looks like Venom. [looks at the camera] Let us hope Deadpool and Gaia will be in Crash's Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of LEGO Dimensions.