Penny's First Ranger Promise Transcripts

Here is the transcript for Penny's First Ranger Promise

Robin Diaz: Jailbreak? I don't see any jailbreak.

Yoshi: None of us would have seen one if Mordecai hadn't messed up! (He looks away.)

(Sight gag: each speaker's head grows a size when he speaks, then shrinks back to normal.)

Mordecai: Me? I messed up nothing! (with great force; Robin's cape blows back) You got in my way! (He looks away as well.)

Yoshi: (turning back) You were too far forward, and Cinderblock got away because of it!

(An angry little spark pops up on his temple during the end of this and then winks out when his head deflates. Now the background goes red and the sight gag becomes more exaggerated, with the non-speaker shrinking a bit as he gets yelled at as well.)

Mordecai: (turning back) You saying this is my fault?

Yoshi: Want me to say it again?

(The sight gag ends. Sparks fly between both pairs of eyes before Starlight pops up between them.)

Starlight: Stop it, you guy's! arguing and fighting isn't gonna solve anything!

(They turn their backs on her and each other, and the normal background restores itself as Beast Boy speaks up.)

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. If you two are gonna fight, we need time to sell tickets.

(She backs off; Raven steps up.)

Amy Rose: Eggman escaped, No amount of yelling will change that, So stop acting like idiots and let's go home.

(Mordecai and Yoshi throw each other a disdainful glance from over their shoulders.)

Yoshi and Mordecai: Hmph!

(Their respective exhalations are visible in the air. Now they stride away, leaving the other rangers nonplussed.)

Yoshi: (softly) Loser.

Mordecai: (softly) Jerk.

(Letterbox view: they whirl to face one another.)

Yoshi and Mordecai: What did you say?!?

(Fullscreen: they go face to face. The background turns red again.)

Yoshi: Do you have a problem, Bird Brain?!

Mordecai: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

(This hits him the wrong way. Cut to the others against the wall. Sight gag: they have become scared infants, with the pair's shadows thrown across them as rough caricatures.)

Yoshi: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!

Mordecai: You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!

(The sight gag ends as the camera shifts to frame all five again.)

Yoshi: I don't even know why you're on this team!

Mordecai: That makes two of us! I QUIT!!

(These two words leave the rest of the group staring wide-eyed in total shock. Letterbox, in the top third of the screen: his silhouette stalks away from theirs against a blue field, and Robbie hangs his head. Fade to black as the sound of machinery makes itself heard.)


 * [Zoe]
 * To tell you the truth, girls, it's not gonna happen, Least until he admit's he was wrong.

Minka: That's right!

Pepper: Sing it sister!


 * [Russell]
 * To tell you the truth, boys, forget any clappin', 'Till they apologize in the form of a song.

Vinnie: You got it man!

Sunil: That hurt a lot!


 * [Robbie Diaz]
 * To tell you the truth, guy's, our friendship is snappin', If they can't talk to each other, they might crack before long.


 * [Russell/Zoe]
 * To tell you the truth, I'm not sure how they got here and if they'll get it back once it's gone.

Sunil: Boys, I used to think you could get through anything, But lately, nuh-uh, I don't know what's been going on and it hurts...


 * [Russell]
 * It's like they're not even listening to the problems he's trying to tell ya.


 * [Pepper]
 * It's like those two don't hear anything.


 * [Minka]
 * You can sing it, I don't need to smell ya.


 * [Zoe]
 * But can you say "I'm sorry"?


 * [Vinnie]
 * Can you return to the way things were?


 * [Blythe]
 * Will they even talk anymore?
 * If the worst of the worst should occur?


 * [Everyone]
 * Communication breakdown!


 * [Russell]
 * Let's just say you're sorry and make things better!


 * [Everyone]
 * Communication breakdown!


 * [Vinnie]
 * Would you like it more if you wrote him a letter?


 * [Everyone]
 * Communication breakdown!


 * [Penny Ling]
 * Why are you unhappy when you know what to do?


 * [Everyone]
 * Communication breakdown!


 * [Blythe]
 * Won't you tell me the truth, boy's, 'cause I don't have a clue, Won't you tell me the truth?

Yoshi: I'm sorry, Mordo.... maybe Twilight was right. There's no need for fighting and arguing like that.

Mordecai: Yeah, I'm sorry too, Yoshi.

Yoshi: Let's make a vow, Mordecai, that from this day forth a foul thing shall never pass our friendship! We'll be good heroes, just like good ol' Data Squad Rangers.

Mordecai: [shakes hands with Yoshi] Agreed!