Jabba the Hutt



This vile gangster is easily one of the most disgusting Mofos we've ever seen. Jabba the Hutt was nasty, arrogant, greedy, and totally unsettling as the heavy (pun intended) at the beginning of Return of the Jedi, Episode Six of the Star Wars saga.

He was a collector of fine things: money, spice (drugs), and people, including dancing slave girls and human wall adornments like Han Solo. He was ruthless but with a keen mind, able to fend off the influential powers of a Jedi Knight like Luke Skywalker. But his excess - both in terms of his physical girth and complete arrogance - would get the best of him.

Jabba is clearly a legend among Mofos for his physical attributes and, as you could see in the movie, when he spoke, people listened. If not, they might end up as the next snack for the Sarlaac. INTELLIGENCE - 8: You don't become a crime lord based on good looks alone: Jabba is quite shrewd and experienced.

POWER - 2: Unable to even move on his own accord, he couldn't fend off a lethal attack from Leia and her chain. Gluttony will get you nowhere.

VILENESS - 7: Barbaric in his ways, Jabba would "feed" the Sarlaac Pit whenever anyone got on his bad side. *shudder*

SWAY - 8: Well-skilled in the ways of influencing people, and scores extra points for resisting Luke's mind control.

PURITY - 8: Greedy as hell and consumed by his own arrogance, Jabba is truly evil with a capitalistic streak.

PHYSICAL - 10: Absolutely revolting, Jabba could disturb even the steadiest beings in the galaxy.