The Cutie Map (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Cutie Map (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)

Chasing Eggman/The Mane Six Unlock the Cutie Map
[The episode begins in a forest outside Equestria, Team Sonic was chasing Dr. Eggman, who is flying down a road through the forest in his Eggmobile.]

Dr. Eggman: What's the matter, Sonic? Can't keep up?!

Sonic: You were saying?

[Dr. Eggman finds Sonic running right beside him]

Dr. Eggman: I didn't mean that literally. It was a taunt! It's Villainy 101!

Shadow: What are you even up to this time Doctor!

Dr. Eggman: You won't have to wait long to find out!

[Dr. Eggman pounds a button on his Egg Mobile and takes off along the track at high speeds, almost falling off. He presses a button and fires missiles ahead of him, causing a pillar to crumble and obstruct the road.]

Sonic: Tails! Knuckles! Rouge! Blaze! Cream! Go left!

Knuckles: Gimme a sec. [looks at the left path] I'm on it!

[Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Rouge and Blaze take the left path while Sonic, Amy, Shadow and Silver stay on the right, both pairs chasing after Eggman]

Amy Rose: Say, why couldn't the Mane Six help us?

Silver: They're still getting accustom to their castle, remember?

Amy Rose: Oh right, I forgot about that.

[Meanwhile, in the Castle of Friendship]

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight Sparkle: Let's go through this one more time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, sorry about your home by the way Twilight, I can't imagine how upset you must of been.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah... [sighs]

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike: [snoring]

Trixie Lulamoon: What's even the purpose of this place anyway?

Twilight Sparkle: I'm not sure Trixie, all I know is, as princesses, me and my friends have been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the Tree of Harmony want us to sit in a castle in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.

[rumbling]

Spike: [groans] Is that new? I like it.

The Mane Six Meet Up with Team Sonic/Fighting Metal Sonic & Zavok
Spike: This is incredible! It's got all of Equestria!

Pinkie Pie: Hi, Mom and Dad!

[stomp]

[shimmering]

Pinkie Pie: [giggles]

Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we not follow it?

Rainbow Dash: Y'know what? There's a ton of room for dangerous adventure along that route. Count me in!

Applejack: Aw, shoot, I reckon you're right.

Pinkie Pie: Well, I was planning on organizing my baking sheets, but okay!

Rarity: [sighs] Very well.

[beat]

Fluttershy: Um, maybe I'll just stay here with Spike.

Spike: Awesome! Me and Big Mac have a huge weekend ahead of us talkin' hoofball, and... and trading hoofball cards, and arguing about hoofball stats...

Fluttershy: O-o-on second thought, m-m-maybe I'd better go with them. In case they need me.

Twilight Sparkle: Looks like it's time for a road trip.

Spike: Well, suit yourself. But he's got a Hock Fetlock rookie card I plan to sweet-talk right into these hot little claws.

[The Mane Six walk outside, spreading their wings]

Twilight Sparkle: Alright girls, you ready?

Applejack/Fluttershy/Pinkie Pie/Rarity/Rainbow Dash: Ready!

Twilight Sparkle: Alright then, let's go!

[The Mane Six fly off towards the forest where Team Sonic was chasing Eggman]

[Meanwhile, Sonic, Amy Shadow and Silver were catching up and were right behind Eggman's trail]

Dr. Eggman: All right, this is getting old. Let's jump ahead to the part where I ambush you. [strokes his mustache]

[Sonic looks behind him and sees Metal Sonic racing towards them and flies up to hover beside Dr. Eggman]

Metal Sonic: Been a while, lonesome copy!

Knuckles: Great. Metal Sonic has to show up right when Eggman is springing a surprise attack on us.

[Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Rouge and Blaze jump up to the main path with Sonic, Amy Shadow and Silver]

Sonic: It's been a while since I've seen you, Faker!

Metal Sonic: Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!

Sonic: I'll make you eat those words!

Shadow: Now where have I heard that before... [remembers when he first fought Sonic on Prison Island]

Dr. Eggman: [laughs when he sees the Mane Six fly past her] What?! The Princesses of Harmony, here? [looks at Metal Sonic] Forget Sonic, after those ponies!

Metal Sonic: Right away! [flies after the Mane Six]

Dr. Eggman: Oh, Sonic! You know what's better than an ambush?

Cream: An ambush with ice-cream?

Dr. Eggman: That sounds delicious, but no. The post-ambush ambush!

[Eggman fires missiles which destroy the path in front of him. Sonic comes to a stop just in the nick of time, but the others bump into him, knocking them both over the edge. Team Sonic discover several Destruction Troops who are poised to attack them]

Tails: Hey, these robots look familar.

Amy Rose: Yeah, we fought them before.

Sonic: No, he's right, they look right... [realizes] Lyric's robots!

Dr. Eggman: Wait, how did you- [sighs] Nevermind! I'll just let my old ally take care of you! [flies away]

Silver: Who's he talking about?

[Just then, Zavok lands with a thud]

Zavok: Long time no see Team Sonic!

Sonic: Zavok?!

Tails: Him again?!

Zavok: Yes, I can see you're surprised to see me, considering our last encounter!

Knuckles: Nevermind that, where are the rest of you Deadly Six buddies!

Zavok: They're off elsewhere, but it shoudn't matter, I already have enough strengh to beat you into submission!

Sonic: We'll see about that!

[Team Sonic runs off]

Zavok: Oh, cowards now, are we? Very well! [chases after them]

[Meanwhile, the Mane Six had just arrived at some ancient tomb]

Twilight Sparkle: That's it! That's the place on the map!

Rarity: Right. Let's head in and see what's up.

Twilight Sparkle: Wait. We don't know why the map sent us here. We shouldn't just walk right in. It could be dangerous.

Rainbow Dash: Yes!

Pinkie Pie: Stay behind me, everypony! I'm on it!

Applejack: Careful, Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: [grunts]

[Just then, they hear Metal Sonic]

Pinkie Pie: Hey, isn't that Metal?

Rainbow Dash: No, it's some metal robot that looks like Sonic, who do you think it is?!

Pinkie Pie: Okay okay, I was just asking.

[Metal Sonic lands]

Metal Sonic: Hi. [some of Lyric's robots appear] Let's get'em!

[The Mane Six get into a battle stance when Team Sonic comes running towards the tomb]

Sonic: Girls?!

Twilight Sparkle: Sonic, what are you and the others doing here?!

Tails: We were chasing Eggman in the forest near him, you flew past him though so you may not have noticed him.

Applejack: Huh, what's he up to this time.

Blaze: Not sure, but whatever he's up to, I'm up for saying it won't be good.

[Then Zavok appears]

Zavok: Ah, I see Metal Sonic's already here, let's take care of these fools!

Metal Sonic: Right. [Lyric's robots surround the group]

[Sonic looks at the door and tries put his hand on a object on it but Amy stops him]

Amy Rose: Sonic! No! We can take these guys!

Twilight Sparkle: No, we'll take care of this, you guys go ahead.

[The Mane Six activate their magic as their manes and tails start flowing]

[Sonic touches the object causing the door to open]

Sonic: Guys! This way!

Rouge: Right, let's go!

Cream: Good luck girls!

[Team Sonic rush inside the tomb as the door closes right as the Mane Six use their magic to wipe out the robots and knock out Zavok before teleporting away,  Metal Sonic attempts to open the door but without success]

Metal Sonic: Drat!