Mario is Safe/Mario and Peach Married/The End/Transcript

This is the transcript of the final part of Mario Hood.

(Mario is swimming frantically and avoiding the falling arrows. Suddenly, he drowns. A big ripple rises as King Dedede and Escargoon watch. Cut to Luigi and Tuff, who are hoping that Mario will make it)

Luigi: Come on, Mario. Come on.

Tuff: He's just gotta make it.

(Another ripple forms and suddenly, Mario's hat rises out of the water with an arrow in it. Cut to Luigi, who's thinking that Mario is gone)

Luigi: Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

(Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon)

King Dedede: Yes! He's finished! He's done for! You hear that, Escargoon? He's finally gone for good! (Laughs very loudly)

(Cut back to Luigi and Tuff)

Tuff: He's...gonna make it. Isn't he, Luigi?

(Luigi then gives himself a sad look, thinking that Mario is really gone forever. Then Tuff puts his head close to Luigi, also mourning over Mario's disappearance. Then suddenly, he looks at the moat)

Tuff: Hey, what's that?

(A water reed is floating across the water)

Tuff: Luigi, come over here, quickly.

(He leads Luigi to the moat, and Luigi looks down as the water reed gets closer. It sprays water in Luigi's face)

Luigi: Hey! Whoa! What the...?

(Out of the water came Mario who used the reed as a breathing tube. Mario was alive)

Luigi: (Laughs) Thank goodness, you really had me worried, bro. I thought you were long gone.

(Tuff happily jumps on Mario)

Tuff: Ah, not Mario. He couldv'e swum twice that far, huh, Mr. Mario, sir.

Mario: (Chuckles) Yeah.

(Cut to Escargoon, who panics)

Escargoon: (Gasp) Look, sire! Look! He's made it! (King Dedede walks over to him) He got away again!

(Cut to Mario and Tuff taunting King Dedede)

Mario & Tuff: A pox on the Phony King of England! Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally!

(Cut back to King Dedede, knowing that his plan has gone down the drain)

King Dedede: Oh, no! This is so miserably unfair!

Escargoon: Well, you see, I tried to tell you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen to me. Your traps just never work. (Looks up at the burning tower) And now look what you have done to your mother's castle.

(King Dedede is extremely angry as he's raising his hammer to hit Escargoon, but then...)

King Dedede: AAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Mommy! (Sucks his thumb, but snaps out of it and goes back to his rage) Why, you...!

(He starts chasing Escargoon with his hammer)

Escargoon: AAH! Whoa! Hey!

King Dedede: (Outraged) I'll smash you like a bug!

Escargoon: Sire, no!

King Dedede: You cowardly cricket!

Escargoon: No! Don't bash me with your mallet!

King Dedede: Procrastinating parasite! (Growls furiously)

Escargoon: No! Stop it! Please!

King Dedede: Aggravating aphid!

Escargoon: Mother of mercy!

(They now go up the stairs)

King Dedede: You worm in a snail's shell!

Escargoon: Help! He's gone stark raving mad!

(Escargoon's scream echoes as we zoom out the entire burning castle. Fade to black. We now fade to daytime where Nottingham is now back to normal, as we now see Lucario walking through town, whistling the last lines from the beginning of the movie. He also passes the same tree with the reward poster with Mario on it. It covered by a proclamation labeled "Pardoned by Order of King Hyrule")

Lucario: (Chuckles) Well, I thought we'd never get rid of those two rascals. But lucky for us, King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule returned, and now, he's just straightened everything out.