Thomas' Thriller Nightmare/Transcript

This is the script for Thomas' Thriller Nightmare.

[The film starts with Thomas chuffing through the woods at night]

Thomas: [muttering angrily to himself]

Matau T. Monkey: Thomas, I did notice you are angry. Is that because Twilight tried to steal the Pearl?

Thomas: No! It's because that movie was not what I was hoping for.

Ryan F-Freeman: Come on, Thommy. Cheer up. You did see my adventure of Mulan back at the base.

Meg Griffin: And I did well as Beg, Ryan's partner. And besides, what kind of train-Prime gets angry when they see singing nuns?

Thomas: I do. It's Halloween. That was nothing like what I wanted to see.

Sci-Ryan: Okay. Fine, Mr. Prime of Halloween. [to Ryan] What did Thomas want to see tonight, Prime-Prince?

Ryan F-Freeman: I don't know. Shrek did say something with... Mummies! Or a man eating plant. Or Vixyner's girlfriend Vor. At least a zombie or two.

Thomas: I agree with Ryan on that one, Matau.

Matau T. Monkey: Thomas, zombies don't know how to "yodelei-yodelei..."

[Thomas shoves a popcorn bag in Matau's mouth]

Thomas: That is exactly my problem.

Bertram T. Monkey: Why can’t we have both? A scary musical!

Evil Ryan: I hope the Dazzlings can sing from time to time.

Evil Anna: Hello? Like us, they sing, like, all the time. It's how we get Ariachnid to do what we want.

Evil Ryan: Ahem.

Evil Anna: What? What did I say?

Evil Ryan: What you meant to say was that a scary musical would be entertaining.

Evil Anna: Oh. Yeah. [to Sci-Ryan] What he said what I meant to say. That's what I meant... to say.

Sci-Ryan: And what you would have said if you had been paying attention!

Evil Anna: I am.

Matau T. Monkey: And I know who Star in this one too.

[He snaps his fingers and everything went black]

Thomas: Oh boy. What now?

[A light turns on as the song "Thriller Night" plays]

Matau T. Monkey: It's after midnight~

And something's really usful is up the block~

Thomas: I'm off to bed.

Ryan F-Freeman: It's such a great fright~

Ryan and the Dazzlings: That your heart is gonna stop~

Matau T. Monkey: From all the shock~

Thomas: I hate it when you do this.

Matau T. Monkey and Princess Ivy: You close your eyes~

Matau T. Monkey: And hope that smell is just your imagination~

Thomas: Will you clam it please?

Matau and the Skylanders: And be surprised~

Matau T. Monkey: You hold your breath and wait for it to be gone~

Thomas: Is this gonna take long?

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice one, Thomas.

[Thomas looks at him]

Matau T. Monkey: I hope Carmelita will hear that one.

Thomas: Hopefully.

[Bertram stops and opens the graveyard gate]

Bertram T. Monkey: Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawling, in search of blood. To terrorise yall’s neighbourhood. And whosoever shall be found. Without the soul for getting down.

[The zombies including the zombie versions of Shredder, Megatron, Luke,

Bertram T. Monkey: Must stand and hear the tone of the bell and rot inside a coupse's shell. And though you fight to stay alive. Your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist. The evil of the thriller.