The Great Train Chase

This is how the great tain chase goes in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet The Lone Ranger.

Tonto: (starts the train carrying the silver up and starts driving it in reverse)

Flim: Uh, Mr. Cole? I think you should come look at this.

Ernie the Giant Chicken: This just got better.

Latham Cole: They're stealing my train.

Calvary Man: Get the horses!

Red: Right... [deploys shotgun in her leg] Flee! [fires]

Calvary man #2; To the engine!

Flam: Stop that train!

Tonto: [blowing the whistle]

Latham Cole: Shoot him you idiot.

Rebecca: No, no, no! Don't use..

Danny Jr.: [in the train] Mom!

[Calvary man starts shooting at the train with the gatling gun]

Silver: [Whinnies]

Steamy: Jake! Get them!

Rattlesnake Jake: RAR!! [shoots the guy at the gatling gun, then the men on the train's roof, and then the ropes on the silver cars]

Rebecca: John! [Butch is taking her to the other train]

John Reid: [looks to the train]

Flim: Get the train started!

Apple Bloom: [on the train] SIS!! Help!

Babs Seed: We're on the train!

Ernie: Shut it you two! [throws the fillies into one of the boxcares] Now with two as bait, Twilight's all mine.

Spirit: Applejack! Apple Bloom and Babs are on Cole's train!

Applejack: What?!

Latham Cole: [starts the other train]

John Reid: Hiya!!

Rebecca: John!

Bill: They're getting away!

Steamy: Quick, hop on! We can catch them!

Rattlesnake Jake: Let's go! [jumps onto Steamy's tender]

Applejack: Come on y'all! Wev' gotta train ta catch! [jumps onto her train and starts it up]

Thomas: We must get going right away!

Bertie: Then it is a good thing I brought this... [he deploys and activates a Lightsaber]

Twilight: Whoa!

Brian: Bertie, where did you get a Lightsaber?!

Bertie: Remember we defeated the empire, Luke gave me this, now let's go!

Puffy: BERTIE! We're fighting railroad tycoons, calvary, and cowboys! NOT DARTH VADER!

Leafeon: Yeah or Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Dooku and Grievous!

Terence: Those guys where just from the past!

Evan: Get your .45 colts, coachguns, and Winchester rifles out! It's time for old fashioned gun slinging!

[the western engines start up]

Braeburn: After that railroadin' tycoon, cidar jackers, and crazy poultry!

John Reid: [rides Silver on the roof tops and then lands on the roof of Cole's train]

[on Cole's train]

Apple Bloom: When ma' big sis comes, she's gonna break y'all apart.

Ernie: SHUT UP!!! Before I punch you silly.

Flim: Ernie, don't do that! We need those two alive in order to get Applejack to us!

Flam: Now get your feathery hind over here and help us get that Indian in our silver train!

Butch Cavendish: [is shooting at Tonto on the train's footplate]

Ernie: [shooting on the footplate on the other side]

Flim: [shooting from behind Butch Cavendish]

Latham Cole: [shooting from the cab]

Rebecca: [tries to stop Cole but is pushed off and she dangles from the cab] Whoa! Oh! AAH!

Butch Cavendish: Get me close!

Latham Cole: [opens the throttle]

Tonto: [sees a switch lever dead ahead]

[Butch Cavendish and Flim are about to step onto the other train's cowcatcher, when Tonto throws the switch with a coal shovel]

Butch Cavendish: Whoa!

Flim: OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[with our heroes]

Little Strongheart: We must catch that train!

Applejack: Braeburn, take over.

Rarity: That's not fair, he drove your train before.

Applejack: Ferget who drove, and help me think of a way to get ma' sis and Babs!

Steamy: Hang on! We're gonna try ta get closer to the end of Cole's train!

[The western engines start going faster and faster and soon hit 90]

Gordon: Whoa, those four are fast for old engines.

Pinkie: How do we get on the train?

Loco 131: I've got an idea, you all can walk across us and gatlin' gun car. Then Jake can stretch out fer y'all ta walk along his back and then you can jump onta the roof.

Rarity: WHAT?! Are you crazy?! There's no way I'm doing that! Not even the rest of us will try to do it.

Brian: I hate to break it to ya Rarity, but AJ and Spirit are already climbing on to Puffy's tender now.

Rarity: WHAT?!

Braeburn: He's right, look!

[Applejack is now walking across the logs in Puffy's tender while Spirit is stepping on the back of it.]

Cheif Thunderhooves: Come on!

Twilight: Brian, stay here with Eevee, Braeburn, and the others on here. And do what you can to help.

Brian: Okay!

[Applejack and Spirit reach Steamy's tender and start climbing on Jake's back]

Rattlesnake Jake: Alright, you 2. Ah'll try an' stretch out to the back of the last coach. [starts extending out to the back of the coach]

Applejack: Git closer guys!

Steamy: Hang on!

[with the others]

Shining Armor: [climbs onto Evan's tender] Come on! Hurry!

[the others get on Evan's tender but Rarity stops]

Rarity: Oh no! I'm not walking on that dirty coal!

Puffy: Quit bein' a yella belly, and git yer' dadgum rump onto Evan's tender!

Rarity: Oh fine! I'm going! I'm going! [starts walking on top of the coal] Hey, this is isn't so bad.

Applejack: Okay, her' it comes! [moves a bit forward on Jake's hat but then looses her footing] Whoa!!

[almost falls off but is caught by Spirit]

Spirit: [with AJ's tail in his mouth] I've gotcha!

Applejack: Thank ya, Spirit.

[Jake's head reaches the roof of the rear coach, then Applejack and Spirit jump on]

Rainbow: Here, we come!

[the other ponies and the buffaloes run up Jake's back then jump onto the other train's roof]

Steamy: [looks to the side and sees another switch] Switch dead ahead!

Rattlesnake Jake:Way ahead of ya. [sees the switch lever and then shoots it, switching the western engines on the middle line]

Brian: [takes out one of his .45 colts, and shoots the switch lever back]

Thomas:

[meanwhile with Tonto]

Tonto: [waves at Butch and Flim, but frowns when he sees Cole and Flam pulling up along side]

Latham Cole: [reloads his revolver]

Flam: Take this!

[Tonto ducks while Flam and Cole shoot at him]

Tonto: [starts throwing coal at them]

Rebecca: [pulls herself back on]

[Tonto keeps throwing coal]

Rebecca: [grabs a wrench and is about to clock Cole and Flam but Tonto hits her with a peice of coal]

Tonto: [throws the brakes on hard, then watches John, the ponies, and buffaloes run past]

John Reid: Hiya!

Rainbow: Look there!

Jay Fuller: [heading for the silver cars]

John Reid: [pulls out his revolver and fires]

Rarity: Oh no, you don't!

[the ponies pulls out their .45 colts and fire]

Jay Fuller: [looks back] The Lone Ranger! The ponies! The buffaloes! The horse! They're on the roof!

[the villains look back and see them]

Latham Cole:How many times do I have to you to kill that ranger?