Dead Cow Walking/Transcript (Frogadier55's And Punkasaurus0530's Version)

Here's the episode 18th from Season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's a Transcript.

The Beginning

 * Pip: And some say when the moon is full or really close to full you know, like those times when you go, "Hey, look, it's a full moon" and somebody else goes, "No, man, it's not totally full. See the edge"  and you're like, "Whatever, dude, I can see the whole moon
 * Otis: Pip, please.
 * Pip: Oh, right. When the moon is pretty much full you can still hear the shrieks of her helpless victims.

(The animals gasp and shudder in fear)
 * Pip: And that's why I hate veterinarians.
 * Otis: Pip, would you stop scaring them? I mean, you've never even been to the veterinarian.
 * Pip: Hey, I've never been hit by a meteor, either, but I know it hurts.
 * Pig: Well, uh, enjoy your check-ups, folks, I'll be in Guatemala.
 * Duke: Right behind you.
 * Freddy: This veterinarian madwoman will kill us all!
 * Otis: Ok, rewind. Look, I've seen the vet, she seems very nice.
 * Zoe Drake: You guys are worse than those guys getting his gland all fixed.
 * Zander: I am not.
 * Otis: And we are having our check-ups today.
 * Freddy: Wait, wait, wait, I'm not even a farm animal.
 * Otis: And we are having our check-ups today.
 * Freddy: Wait, wait, wait, I'm not even a farm animal.
 * Freddy: Wait, wait, wait, I'm not even a farm animal.

(The doctor drives in) (Otis moos in horror making everyone uncomfortable and A few minutes later)
 * Doctor: Hey, farmer, how are you, good, good, sure. We're both good, the both of us, sure we are, yeah.
 * The Farmer: Morning, doc, I'll go fetch Otis.
 * Ursula: Then I'll bring Terry to the Doctor.
 * Otis: Guess I'm first. Check it out, guys, won't even break a sweat.
 * Pip: There goes one brave cow.
 * Tigger: Good luck Otis.
 * Doctor: Oh, aren't you a little sweetie? Ok, honey, I'm just gonna do a little looky-loo, yeah, that's all, mm-hmm. (puts on gloves)
 * Otis: Moo?

Otis: So c-c-cold. S-s-so c-c-c-cold.