Khan takes over Vengeance

Here's how Khan takes over Vengeance in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Star Trek: Into Darkness.

Spock: In your travels, did you ever encountered a man named Khan?

Original Spock: As you know, I have made a vow never to give you information that could potentially alter your destiny. Your path is yours to walk, and yours alone. That being said, Khan Noonien Singh is the most dangerous adversary the Enterprise ever faced. He is brilliant, ruthless, and he will not hesitate to kill every single one of you.

Spock: Did you defeat him?

Original Spock: At great cost. Yes.

Spock: How?

Scotty: I don't mean to tempt fate here, but where is everybody.

[It cuts to Kirk, Scotty, Thomas, Twilight, Percy, Theodore, Hank, Shining Armor, Dolphy, Blythe, Zoe, Pepper, Brian, Sylveon, Stewie, Khan, and the villains in the halls of Vengeance as Scotty speaks]

Khan: The ship is design to be flown by minimal crew, one, if necessary.

Percy: Well, that makes since on why it's so quiet out here.

[Then a crew member goes to attack Khan, but Khan gets the upper hand by chopping his neck and punches his stomach as Kirk, Scotty, Thomas, Twilight, Percy, Shining Armor, Dolphy, Blythe, Zoe, Pepper, Brian, Sylveon, Stewie, and the villains back up for Khan's fight, and then some crew members snuck up and attack them as they do fist punches. Meanwhile, Khan beats the crap out of the crew member that snuck up on him, and makes another crew member flying and knocks one out cold with his nightstick. As Kirk fist punches some crew members, and throws him at the wall and knocks him out. And our heroes beat up some crew members, as Alter beats up the most crew members as the others stop and look at him, and he beats up most of the crew members and he stops too look at them]

Alter: What?

Zoe Trent: You're strength. It was unbelievable.

Alter: Oh, it was nothing. But it would be much easier if I had my engine.

Kirk: [to Scotty] You alright? [helps him back up]

Scotty: Yeah. [he notices Khan is gone] Where's Khan?

[They look, and Khan wasn't there]

Theodore Tugboat: He's not there!

Thomas: He must be somewhere on the ship.

[Back on the Enterprise, Spock hops out of the chair, and comes over to Uhura]

Spock: Lieutenant, I need you to assemble all senior medical and engineering staff in the weapons bay.

Uhura: Alright. [she leaves and Spock turns to McCoy]

Spock: Dr. McCoy, you inadvertently activated a torpedo. Could you replicate the process?

Dr. McCoy: Wh the heck would I want to do that?

Spock: Can you or can you not?

Dr. McCoy: Damnit, man, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!

Spock: The fact that you are a doctor is precisely why I need you to listen very carefully.

[Back on the Vengeance, Kirk, Scotty, and the others are looking for Khan]

Scotty: Where is he?

Twilight: Beats me! We're never gonna find him in this ship, it's like a needle in the hay stack!

Kirk: Crap.

Khan: This way.

[They turn around and see Khan and he walks away]

Kirk: The minute we get to the bridge, drop him.

Scotty: What, stun him? Khan? I thought he was helping us.

Kirk: I'm pretty sure we're helping him.

Dolphy: Guys, when we get toe the bridge, surround Alter, Ernie, and their cronies.

Hank: I thought they were helping us.

Dolphy: Maybe. But I think they're secretly working with Khan.

[Kirk, Scotty, and the others head off to follow Khan, and soon the power had turned back on]

Stewie: The power's back on line, hurry!

[They rush to the bridge]

Vengeance pilot: Power coming online, sir!

Marcus: Retarget the enterprise, now.

Vengeance pilot: Aye, sir!

[But soon there were blast shots, and everyone starts stunning the pilots, save for Marcus and Carol. And Kirk gun points Marcus, and he nods to Scotty and his fires and stuns Khan]

Alter: Khan! Are you guys out of your minds?!

Dolphy: [pointing his rifle at him] Don't even move, Alter. I know what you were planning to do.

Kirk: Make sure he stays down.

Scotty: [runs to Khan] Excuse me.

Kirk: [turns to Marcus] Admiral Marcus, you're under arrest.

Marcus: You're not actually going to do this, are you?

[As they speak, Khan opens his eyes]

Kirk: Admiral, get out of the chair.

Percy: Yeah, we don't want things to turn ugly.

Pepper Clark: Yeah, so be a good admiral, and get out of the chair.

Marcus: You better stop and think about what you're doing, guys. You better think what you did on Kronos. You made an incursion onto an enemy planet! you killed a Klingon patrol. Even if you got away without a trace, war is coming. 'AND WHO'S'' GONNA LEAD US?! YOU?! IF I'M NOT IN CHARGE, OUR ENTIRE WAY OF LIFE IS DECIMATED!!!''' So you want me off this ship, you better kill me.

Kirk: I'm not gonna kill you, sir. But I could stun your butt and drag you out of that chair. I'd rather not do that in front of your daughter. [turns to Carol] You alright?

Carol: Yes captain.

[But then Khan gets up and knocks Scotty to the floor]

Thomas: Kirk! [blows his whistle] Watch out!

[Kirk jumps and punches on Kirk, as Marcus gets up out of his chair and runs to somewhere]

Khan: [fist punches Kirk] GAH!!! [he does it again even harder this time. And he picks him up, and nails his groan and throws him to the side]

[And then, Alter grabs Dolphy's rifle and hits him in the face, and Samantha and Slate hold him down]

Alter: You we're right, Dolphy. I was gonna double cross you.

Ernie: As of us! [he fist punches Thomas, Percy, and Shining Armor and kicks Twilight and the other girls to the ground]

Brian: Guys! [he goes and beats up Sideshow Bob, Bobby Briggs, James Woods, and Sheriff Nichols, and goes to punch Ernie, but Ernie grabs his fist and crushes it] AH! [and Ernie throws him to the chair]

Sylveon and Stewie: Brian!

Carol: Listen! Wait!

[But Khan knocks her to the floor and breaks her leg!]

Carol: '''AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! EH!'''

[Then Khan goes to Marcus, who was sending communications for help but Khan grabs his head and he sits Marcus to a chair, and Marcus yells in agony as we hear some crushing sounds]

Khan: ''You... should have let me sleep!''

[And then as Marcus lets out his final scream, SPLAT!!!!! he crushes Marcus' skull!]

Thomas: [gasps]

Twilight: [gasps]

Percy: [gasps]

Blythe: Dah!

Brian: [gasps]

Carol: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[This even surprises Kirk as well, and Zoe gets a green look on her face, and turns over and vomits, even the villains are shocked]

Ernie: Oh.... my..... God!

TD-1000: That is disgusting.

R4-DE (Devil): [beeps in agreement]