Meeting Beresford (Who's Thomas)

This is how the Meeting Beresford scene goes in Jimmy Neutron's Adventures of Journey Beyond Sodor.

Script
Beresford: Thomas? Who's Thomas? Hmm....

[Beresford moves. The song begins]

Cruz: I sense a musical number coming on!

Gwen Tennyson: What gives you that idea?

[Song: Who's Thomas?]

Beresford: Thomas, You're Thomas? Well I don't know who Thomas is

So why should I let this Thomas simply hurry on his way?

Thomas? You're Thomas? Speak up now I'm asking you!

Who's Thomas, What's Thomas? What have you got to say?

Thomas: I'm Thomas, I'm a tank engine

Jimmy Neutron: He's from a place called Sodor

He's heading for the goods yard where these trucks are meant to go

Beresford: Mm-hm...

Lightning: I don't know why we've stopped here, apart from the thing you dropped here.

Max Tennyson: So if you could just lift it up again...

Thomas: Oh, what do you want to know?

Troublesome Trucks: He's lost, He's lost, and Thomas is his name

He wanted to be important, now he's only himself to blame!

[Beresford lifts up the boat again, Thomas tries to puff by, but Beresford drops the boat in his path again]

Beresford: Thomas? Who's Thomas? I've never heard of Thomas

Not me. I know. You're me. That's true. I'm talking to myself

Now Thomas, little Thomas. You say that's what your name is

But I still don't know who you are, so tell me something else!

Thomas: I'm Thomas, I'm a tank engine, and some would say I'm cheeky

And maybe I am cheeky cause I took these trucks from James

Troublesome Trucks: Yeah!

Cruz: But he was stuck on Sodor, where its the same old railway

Scoop: So we took them to the Mainland which we thought would make a change

Troublesome Trucks: He's lost, He's lost. He'll have to tell his boss

If we don't get a move on, then Sir Topham will be cross!

Beresford: So many places you could go, so many things to see

And like the birds in the sky, an engine's life is free

[The loud screech makes the heroes cringe]

[Beresford clears his throat]

Beresford: So engines always rush about, they never like to wait

They always have some reason like they're late, or late, or late!

But if you'd like to travel on, you must do something more;

You'll have to tell me something new I've never heard before!

Lightning: Something new?

Beresford: Something new!

Thomas: Does it have to be true?

Beresford: It has to be True!

Max Tennyson: (spoken] Any Ideas?

[Thomas sighs.]

Troublesome Trucks: He's lost, He's lost, he hasn't got a clue

He doesn't know what to say at all, he doesn't know what to do!

Beresford: (spoken) Quite right!

Thomas: (spoken) Would you be quiet back there?! I'm trying to think!

Troublesome Trucks: (Spoken) You're trying too hard! You'll burst your boiler! Poor Thomas, on the Mainland, nobody even knows his name!

Thomas: That's it!

I'm Thomas, I'm Thomas!

Jimmy Neutron: But you've never heard of Thomas

Beresford: No, I've never heard of Thomas!

Max Tennyson: But that's his name, it's true

Lightning: He's Thomas

Cruz: He's Thomas

Beresford: (Spoken) Yes.

Gwen Tennyson: And if you've never heard of him

Ben Tennyson: then when he said he was Thomas

He was telling you something new.

Beresford: (Spoken) Something New?

Thomas & Heroes: And having told you that, I think we're through!

[Thomas and the heroes drive through Beresford's legs and go through and off on their way again]

Beresford: Wait! What did you do? Thomas! Come back! My name's Beresford, by the way! [his hook hits his nose] Thanks for asking! [groans as Thomas and the heroes go off into the distance]

Cruz: [calling out] Thanks again for the musical number, Beresford!