The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 3/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 3.

[The film starts with the intro of the first film, fluffy white clouds against a blue sky. The title "The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 3" appears as a stick with something flaming hot on it puts the 3 on the title. The title then burns away to reveal a train chugging through a hot desert. One of the vans blows a hole in it's roof and bags of money fly out, followed by Mr. Potato Head, playing his One Eyed Bart role like in the first film, holding two more bags and laughing evilly]

One Eyed Bart: (cackles and throws one of the bags in his slot) Money, money, money.

[Just then, a lasso grabs the other bag from him and yanks it away]

One Eyed Bart: Hey!

[The lasso knocks him over. Woody walks up to him, facing downward while reeling his lasso in. He then puts his foot on Mr. Potato Head's face before lifting his head up to look at him]

One Eyed Bart: (groans)

Woody: You've got a date with justice, One Eyed Bart.

One Eyed Bart: Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man.

[There's a karate yell and Mrs. Potato Head, playing the role of One Eyed Bart's wife One Eyed Betty, appears wielding nun chucks]

Woody: One Eyed Betty?!

One Eyed Betty: [karate yells]

[Mrs. Potato Head attacks Woody who flips and ducks to avoid getting hit, forcing him to the back of the train until he teeters on the edge of the caboose. Then with a swing of her handbag, Mrs. Potato Head knocks Woody off the train sending him flying. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head watch after him, Mr. Potato Head cackling in triumph]

Woody: Aah!

One Eyed Bart: [cackles with triumph then gasps when he sees something while Mrs. Potato Head looks shocked]

[Bullseye runs into view with Jessie and Woody on his back, revealing that he and Jessie caught Woody after he fall]

Jessie: I think you dropped something, mister.

One Eyed Bart: Jessie?!

Woody: Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!

One Eyed Bart: (taking out a remote detonator) I always wanted to go out with a bang!

[He gestures to a bridge nearby which has a lot of dynamite in the middle of it. Cackling, Mr. Potato Head presses the detonate button and the dynamite explodes, destroying the bridge's entire middle section]

Jessie: Oh, no!

Woody: The orphans!

[Troll toys stick their heads out of the windows]

One Eyed Bart: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.

[A pink convertible drives into view with the three toy aliens inside, each one wearing an eyepatch]

Aliens: Oooh.

One Eyed Bart: It's me or the kiddies, sheriff! Take your pick!

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