The Rollbots' Adventures of Happy Feet/Transcript

This is the script for The Rollbots' Adventures of Happy Feet.

[The story begins at The Flip City Police Department HQ]

Manx: Well, that speeder was only the beginning but I managed to catch him in no time flat.

Penny: Very impressive, Manx.

Tinny: Cool!

Spin: Good job.

Captain Pounder: Rollbots, gather around.

[They obey]

Spin: What's up, Captain?

Captain Pounder: Looks like it's time we go on a adventure outside Flip City.

Botch: The guy thought we could use a change of scenery.

Spin: It could be fun.

Tinny: Yeah. Who knows what we might discover.

Penny: We can make new friends.

Lance: And learn new cultures.

Manx: And see new places we've never seen before.

Captain Pounder: All very true. Now, I've had the Tensai build a dimensional transportation device that will take us to the chosen destination.

Spin: Show us, Captain.

[The scene changes to the Tensai lab where Captain Pounder leads them to the machine]

Captain Pounder: Here it is.

Spin: Whoa. That's awesome.

Tinny: Amazing.

Lance: Quite the eye catcher, if I do say so myself.

Botch: How does it work?

Captain Pounder: You'll see in a minute.

[The machine turns on, and a portal opens to the chosen destination]

Captain Pounder: [moving towards it] Let's go. [changes to his ball form and rolls in]

Spin: Let's do it.

[He and the others change to their ball forms and follow Captain Pounder]

[The scene changes to outer space where the portal opens and the Rollbots come out and change to their robot forms]

Tinny: Whoa! Where are we?

Captain Pounder: Outer space, Tinny.

Lance: Wow! We're above Earth!

Spin: Wait, do you hear that?

Botch: Hear what?

Spin: It sounds like singing.

Woman Off-Screen: Once there was a way~

Penny: Follow that voice.

[The voice continues singing as they follow it]

Woman Off-Screen: To get back homeward~

Spin: We're getting closer.

Man Off-Screen: All the stars out tonight~

Woman Off-Screen: Once there was a way~

To get back home~

Man Off-Screen: I only have eyes~

Woman Off-Screen: Sleep pretty darling~

Do not cry~

Lance: Where as these voices coming from?

Man Off-Screen: For you~

Woman Off-Screen: And I will sing a lullaby~

Man Off-Screen: With a song in my heart~

Spin: I don't know, Lance.

Woman Off-Screen: So tell me~

Captain Pounder: It's coming from over there.

[They follow the voices over the moon towards Earth]

Woman and Man Off-Screen: Tell me something good~

Botch: Which part of Earth is that signing coming from?

Woman Off-Screen: Yeah, yeah, yeah~

Tell me that you love me~

Tell me, baby~

[The earth spins to reveal Antarctica]

Penny: It's coming from Antarctica.

Manx: It's so white.

Captain Pounder: Alright, everyone follow me.

[They follow him as the song continues]

Men and Woman Off-Screen: Tell me something good~

[The Rollbots land on Antartica's white surface]

Rollbots: Wow!

Man Off-Screen: Only you~

Woman Off-Screen: But how can you know for sure?

Spin: Over there!

[They follow the singing to a colony of emperor penguins]

Man Off-Screen: Can make this world seem right~

Woman Off-Screen: Is there really just one?

Man Off-Screen: I need your love~

Woman Off-Screen: So many songs but I feel so lonely.

Spin: Emperor penguins?

Penny: How can they sing? They're animals.

Botch: They're not supposed to talk.

Captain Pounder: Maybe so but these penguins are special and you're about to see why.

[He leads them into the colony and points to one of the female penguins, Norma Jean]

Captain Pounder: Now, keep an eye on the female penguin and watch what happens.

Lance: OK.

Norma Jean: You don't have to be beautiful~

To turn me on~

Norma Jean's backing group: Oh, yeah~

Norma Jean: I just need your body, baby~

Male Penguin 1: Hello~

Norma Jean: From dusk to dawn~

Male Penguin 1: Is it me your looking for~

Norma Jean: You don't need experience~

Male Penguin 2: Take~

Norma Jean: To turn me on~

Male Penguin 2: These broken wings~

Norman Jean: You just leave it up to me~

Male Penguin 3: Let's talk about eggs baby~

Let's talk about you and me~

Norma Jean: Don't have to be cool to be my pearl~

Don't have to be cool to rule my world~

Ain't particular song I'm more compatible with~

I just want your extra...~

(Spoken) Boys. Boys! Give a chick a chance.

Memphis: (singing) Well since my baby left me~

I found a place to dwell~

It's down at the lonely street, at heartbreak hotel~

I'm feelin so lonely baby~

I'm feelin so lonely...~

(with Norman Jean) I'm feeling so lonely~

Norman Jean: I could die~

Memphis: Don't have to be rich to be my girl~

Norma Jean: don't have to be cool to rule my world~

Memphis: You rule my world~

Norma Jean: In no particular song I'm more compatible with~

Norma Jean and Memphis: I just want your extra time and your kiss~

Lovelace: His mom and dad met in the usual way. The song became love......and love became the egg.

[The scene changes to Memphis moving the egg onto his feet]

Norma Jean: Memphis? You got it, sugar?

Memphis: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Safe and warm.

Norma Jean: Hold it tight, now.

Memphis: Whoa, I think I felt a move in there.

Lovelace: And in the usual way......the moms left for the fishing season......while the dads stayed home to do egg time.

Norma Jean: You gonna be okay, Daddy?

Memphis: Oh, sure, honey. We'll be waiting for you, right here on Lonely Street.

Norman Jean: I love you more and more, tell me why~ Bye-bye, now.

Memphis: Goodbye, Norma Jean. Don't you worry about a thing.

Norma Jean: Don't wanna let you go~

[The Rollbots come out of hiding and approach Memphis]

Rollbots: Hello.

Memphis: Whoa. Who are you guys?

Captain Pounder: I'm Captain Pounder of the FCPD. This is Spin, Tinny, Penny, Lance, Botch, Macro and Manx.