The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown.

[The film begins with a ice cliff and Scrat the sabre-toothed squirrel is climbing it to find his acorn. He have some difficulties climbing it like getting his tongue stuck and nearly falling off but he manages to hold on to the edge by digging his claws and sabre teeth into the ice. He saw his acorn which is wedged into the ice, much to his delight. He runs up to it and smiles. He then tries to pull it out of the ice though it is hard to begin with but eventually manages to pull it free and hugs it. But then, there is a rumbling noise and a piece of ice comes loose, releasing a jet of water. He quickly uses a claw to plug it up, stopping the water. But another piece of ice comes lose and another jet of water comes out, forcing Scrat to put his acorn in his mouth and plug it up with another claw. But another water jet comes out and Scrat has to use it back right-hand paw to plug it up and catches his acorn in his back left-hand paw and has to use that to plug another jet of water up, which forces Scrat to balance his acorn on his head. The rumble sound is heard again and a jet of water hits Scrat in the eye until he uses his mouth to contain it. Then the water inside Scrat's mouth causes him to blow up like a balloon and his claws are removed from the other jets of water, releasing them. He is soon flung backward, causing his acorn to fall and flies around with water hissing out of him like air coming out of a balloon. Eventually, all the water is emptied from Scrat and he falls]

Scrat: (screaming)

[Scrat falls through a chuck of ice, hits his jaw on another and eventually hits a flat ice surface, cracking it. He groans and stands up. He shakes his head to get rid of the dizziness. Then the ground begins to shake and Scrat becomes frightened as a shovelmouth calf slides right into him]

Shovelmouth Calf: Whoo-whee!

Scrat: (screaming)

[Scrat and the shovelmouth slides through a tube and into the air. The title "The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown" appears on a white background. The scene changes to the bottom of the white cliff where a bunch of prehistoric animals are having fun at their waterpark, made out of ice formations. A male start is sitting in the shade on a ice formation while a female start is sitting in the sun]

Male Start: Boy, this global warming is killing me!

Female Start: This is too hot, the ice age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? (Screams)

[The female start falls in the water and the male start smiles]

Male Start: This, I like.

[A stag slides down a ice slide. As he reached the bottom, a beaver lands on his antlers, causing him to yell out in pain. Nearby, a group of Baptornis slide down an ice slide into a pool of water where they see piranhas swimming and chase after them, attempting to eat them. The shovelmouth calf from earlier lands in the water and swims to the surface. Up above, a turtle and a beaver slide down an ice slide into the water but a freaky mammal gets stuck at the bottom, causing a pileup which sends him skidding into the Baptornis, knocking them over like pins. Meanwhile, a baby turtle slides into a pool of water. A baby beaver is building a dam when a baby aardvark and a baby start run through it, destroying it and causing the baby beaver to cry. Sid the sloth blues into a shell to get their attention]

Sid: No running, James. Camp rules.

[A female ground sloth named Rose looks at him lovingly because the ice that Sid's behind makes him look muscular. James, the baby aardvark, stops and glares at Sid]

James: Make me, sloth.

Sid: (walking out from behind the ice) Make me, sir! (to Rose) It's all about respect.

Rose: Ew! (walks away)

[The baby start stops by a pool and James gets on her back and jumps in]

Sid: Sammy, you just ate! Wait an hour! Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there! (recoils in disgust) Okay, there is fine! Ashley, stop picking your...

[Sid is suddenly dragging into the air by a vine around his foot. Baby animals, Bill, Ben, Max and Monty surround him]

Baby Animals: Piñata! [cheering]

Sid: Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds!

Beaver: Okay. [to Bill] Hey, you there! Tank engine. Wanna give it a try?

Bill: Alright then. To tell you the truth, I've always wanted to knock some sense into him. [shuts one eye and rams into Sid, hitting him with his funnel]

Sid: Ow.

Ben: Hey, Bill! It's my turn to hit Sid!

Bill: It is not!

Ben: Is too!

Bill: Is not!

Ben: Is too!

[The twins keep knocking into Sid whilst they're arguing and cause him to swing back and forth]

Sid: Whoa! Argh!

[Sid swings over to Bill who biffs him, sending him flying and landing on the ground]

Baby animals: Yay!

Beaver kid: Hey! You didn't have any candy in you.

Max: That's because he's real, genius.

Monty: Hey, I've got a better idea. Let's bury him.

Shovelmouth calf: Yeah, what the dump truck said.

Baby Animals: Yeah!

[Max pushes Sid into a hole and the baby beaver jumps up and down pushing him further in until...]

Manny: Hey, hey! Whoa! Who said you four twins and the kids could torture the sloth?

Diego: Manny, don't squash their creativity.

Connor Lacey: They're just having a bit of fun.

Sid: Manny, Diego, guys. My bad mammals jammals. Wanna give a sloth a hand?

[Harvey the Crane Engine uses his crane arm to pull Sid out of the hole and puts him down]

Sid: Look, I opened my camp. Campo Del Sid. It means Camp of Sid.

Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.

Sid: Sssh. Not in front of the K-I-D-Z and the four T-W-I-N-S. These little guys and big guys love me, right, Billy?

Billy: Don't make me eat you.

[The kids laugh]

Sid: Ah, they're kidding. That's why they're called kids. (to Maisie) Oh. And who are you?

Maisie Lockwood: I'm Maisie Lockwood. You must be Sid.

Sid: Yep, that's me. Nice to meet you.

Maisie Lockwood: Nice to meet you too.

Mushu: After our first adventure with you, Manny and Diego, we've invited Maisie to join us for our next one.

Cri-Kee: (chitters)

Sid: I see.

Twilight Sparkle: (to Bill, Ben, Max and Monty) And what did Timothy and Jack tell you about getting the kids into your antics?

Max: Aw, lighten up, Twilight.

Monty: We were just joining in their fun.

Mewtwo: Tormenting Sid is not something I would call fun.

Bill: The trouble with you guys....

Ben: Is it you all don't like games.

Bill: No fun at all. You're all just.....

Bill and Ben: Boring! (laughs)

Koki: Now, wait just a minute. We like to have a laugh or two but only when necessary.

Lightning McQueen: And when we get back to Sodor, we'II have a word with The Fat Controller, Edward and Miss Jenny about what you've been doing.

Max, Monty, Bill and Ben: (sighs) Spoilsports.

Dusty Crophopper: Whatever.

Manny: (to Sid) I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp.

Sid: Oh, since when do qualifications have anything to do with childcare? Besides, these kids and the four twins look up to me. I'm a role model to them. Aaah!

[Max and Monty ram into Sid who has the vine tied around his legs, knocking him over]

Kid Animals: (laughing)

Diego: I can see that.

Marco Polo: (sarcastically) So can we.

Sunset Shimmer: Either way, Sid, you're still not qualified.

Capper: Yeah. We know you like to do things you want but in cases like this kid water park, it's not really perfect for you since the kids really don't like you telling them what to do.

Sid: (getting up) You guys never think I can do anything but I am an equal member of this herd. I made this herd. So you need to started treating me with some respect.

[Sid looks at them before hopping away]

Manny: Come on, Sid.

Diego: Hey, Sid. We were just kidding.

Fireman Sam: Uh, actually, you were teasing Sid and being teased hurts. Everyone has feelings, even a lazy and overly idiotic ground sloth.

Connor Lacey: Maybe you should start treating him with respect.

Iago: And maybe let him do what he wants to do instead of criticizing it.

Beaver: Hey. Let's play Pin the Tail on the Mammoth.

Max: Get em, kids!

Kid Animals: Yeah!

[The kids, Max, Monty, Bill and Ben charge towards Manny, Diego and the Irelanders, who look worried and stunned]

Manny, Diego and Irelanders: Sid!

[Meanwhile, Sid is still hopping and tries to get the vine off of his legs]

Sid: I can do stuff! Won't give their stupid respect. (finally gets the vine off and walks off) I'll show em.

[Meanwhile, Manny has managed to get the kids, Max, Monty, Bill and Ben under control by telling them a story]

Manny: And so, in the end, the little burrow reached his mommy and they lived happily ever after.

Kid Animals: Yay!

Diego: Good job.

Elsa: Boy, who knew controlling kids could be such hard work?

Dilys Price: I know. Just like my Norman. He can be hard to control at times.

Charlie Jones: And Sarah and James.

Kim Possible: I know how that feels. My twin brothers or Tweebs as I like to call them are very difficult to control with them making inventions that backfires on them every time.

Korra: Yeah. Most of us have the same problem.

Beaver: (putting his hand up) Question: Why does the burrow go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?

Manny: Because... because he wanted to be with his family.

Bird: (landing on Sam's shoulder) I think he should go with the girl burrow. That's great love story.

Manny: Okay. (picks her up with his trunk and puts her down on the ground) Well, when you tell your burrow story, that's what he'll do.

Fireman Sam: Anything else we should know?

Deer: Burrow is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a Wild Ass.

Manny: Fine. The Wild Ass boy came home to his Wild Ass Mother.

[The kid animals, Max, Monty, Bill and Ben laugh]

Stephen: See? That's why Manny called it a burrow!

Diego: (laughs)

[Manny and the Irelanders glare at him, causing him to stop]

Discord: Well, let's see if you kids got any more funny jokes to tell.

Brontotheres calf: Did the burrow have a grazing problem? That would make him more relatable.

Start Calf: Boring.

Shovelmouth Calf: I don't get it.

Turtle: It's not believable.

Beaver: Do burrows eat their young? It's not a very satisfying ending.