The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder Mega Machines the Movie/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder Mega Machines the Movie.

[The film starts at a map of Spring City with various landmarks like Fixham Harbour, Chef Tattie's new Rotating Saucer restaurant, Spring City itself and a new reservoir for the city]

Bob: Tea, check. Boots, check. Tool belt, check. Hard hat, check.

[Bob get his tool box and pressed the green button and the machines' garage doors open. Pilchard wakes up and jumps in Scoop's bucket as he is still fast asleep]

Muck: Morning, Lofty.

Lofty: Good morning, Muck.

Muck and Lofty: Morning, Scoop.

[Scoop opens his eyes for a bit then goes back to sleep]

Lofty: Come on, Scoop. Bob says we've got a very big day today and the Irelanders are going to be helping!

Bob: Hi, Lofty. Morning, Muck.

Lofty and Muck: Morning, Bob.

Bob: Scoop?

[Scoop continues snoring]

Bob: Scoop!

Scoop: [wakes up] Aah! It wasn't me! [calms down] Morning, Bob.

Bob: Come on, Scoop. Today's the big day.

Scoop: The big day? (Gasps) The big day! Wow! And I almost slept through it!

Bob: [as Scoop nearly runs into him] Easy, Scoop! Right you lot! Are you ready?

Scoop, Muck and Lofty: Yes! Yes, Bob! Born ready!

Bob: Then let's go.

Scoop: [starts driving off] Yay!

Bob: Hey, Scoop!

Scoop: Yes, Bob.

Bob: Aren't you forgetting something?

Scoop: Oh, yeah. You. [reverses and Bob gets on] Almost forgot. Silly Scoop.

Bob: Let's go.

[Scoop, Muck and Lofty head out of the yard where they meet Two-Tonne and Stretch]

Scoop: Come on, Two-Tonne.

Two-Tonne: Good morning, Bob.

[The gang head off to the city and moved on to the construction of the Spring City Reservoir. And the Irelanders along with the team are getting the quarry ready]

Leo: Yeah! Whoo-hoo! This is so much fun!

Scoop: Wow! That was so loud!

Connor Lacey: Hi, Bob.

Bob: Hello, Connor.

Apple White: Hi.

Yuya Sakaki: Hi ya.

Mewtwo: Hello.

Leo: Hey, guys.

Pinkie Pie: Hi.

Bob: Good to see you guys again.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is, Bob.

Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Why do we keep meeting people who has the same name as me?

Discord: Probably because their parents named them that.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah. But we'II use your full name, Robert to avoid any confusion.

Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Got it.

Connor Lacey: So, anyway, we're having a blast here, right Wendy?

Wendy: Yes, we sure are.

Leo: [with his ear protectors still on] Hi, Bob! We're having a blast!

Bob: Ear defenders, Leo!

Leo: What?!

Bob: (sighs)

[Wendy clears her throat and taps his ear defenders]

Leo: Oh. [chuckles and removes his ear defenders] Sorry.

Mater: Dad-gum. So what's the job, big B?

Bob: Well, Mater, this will be our biggest building job yet. We're clearing out this old quarry to turn it into a big lake called a reservoir.

Everyone: Wow!

Lofty: That is awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Hey. That's my line.

Lofty: Sorry.

Iago: Just like The Fat Controller said Gordon's line O the Indignity once.

Raven Queen: (remembering the events of Buckled Tracks and Bumpy Trucks) Yeah.

Bob: So when it's finished, it'II look just like this.

[He shows a billboard of the reservoir]

Irelanders: Whoa.

Muck: What's it called again, Bob? Reservoir-

Bob: A reservoir, Muck.

Spike: What's a reservoir?

Koki: A reservoir is a big storage place for clean water so that people can have it for their homes and to drink.

Connor Lacey: Yeah. I learned that in my former school, School of the Holy Spirit in Ireland.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! Just like when I used to be in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.

Connor Lacey: Exactly.

Bob: It'II hold fresh drinking water for everyone in Spring City. We're gonna divert the river so that it floats into the quarry instead.

Everyone: Oh!

Muck: Oh, now I get it.

Bob: We also hired some help from the island of Sodor to help out.

Ash Ketchum: Like who?

[Then Jack, Alfie, Oliver, Max and Monty come rolling into view]

Connor Lacey: It's the Pack.

Mewtwo: Also known as The Sodor Construction Company.

Jack: Hello, Bob.

Alfie: Hi, Irelanders.

Connor Lacey: Hi, guys.

Bob: Hello. Glad you lot can make it.

Oliver: So do we, Bob. It's nice to see you and your Irelanders again, Connor.

Connor Lacey: Indeed. We haven't see you since you repaired Tidmouth Sheds and Max and Monty dumping rubbish on the tracks which causes Thomas to derail on his branch line.

[Max and Monty look at their bumpers in embarrassment]

Hiro: We'II make sure they don't mucking about, Bob.

Bob: Thanks, Hiro.

Lofty: Uh, but, Bob, won't the water run out through that big hole at the end?

Bob: It would if we weren't building a giant wall called a dam to keep all the water in.

Lofty: I got it. But the wall.. I mean dam will have to be enormous!

Bob: That's right, Lofty. We're gonna fill giant metal boxes with concrete and then build them up like an enormous brick wall.

Scoop: Yes! Our biggest job ever! And I can't wait!

Wendy: But first, Scoop, we've got to get the Quarry ready. I've got more explosives ready to go so ear protection on.

Captain Jake: Uh, we don't have any ear protections.

Wendy: Well, then, use your hands.

[Discord put his antler and goat horn in his ears, much to Wendy's confusion]

Wendy: Why are you putting your antler and goat horn in your ears?

Discord: I did that when things are very loud like the Cutie Pies's girly chants.

Wendy: I see. Ready, Leo?

Leo: Sure thing. [blows an airhorn]

[Scoop backs up and the Irelanders cover their ears]

Scoop: (gasps)

Wendy: Three, two, one!

[She presses the button and the quarry wall near the river explodes]

Scoop: Ka-boom! (makes explosion sounds)

Paxton: This is gonna be fun!

Rarity: But darlings, the ground is still shaking.

Scoop: Huh?

[Muck looks around]

Muck: Huh?

Lofty: Uh, Bob, why is the ground still shaking?!

Izzy: Look!

[Three big shapes move towards them in the dust]

Scoop: (gasps) What are they?

Muck: Oooh. Are they aliens?

Lofty: No. Bigger. (gasps) Maybe dinosaurs!

Scoop: Whoa! Alien dinosaurs!

Muck: Ooooh! I don't like it!

Bob: It's all right, everyone. Those aren't aliens or dinosaurs. They are Mega Machines and they've come to help us build the dam.

[The shapes still move towards them and when the dust clears, a giant white and blue excavator, a giant orange front loader and giant blue dump truck appears with a man leading them]

Lofty: Oh. My. Goodness.

Irelanders: Whoa!

[Scoop looks at the big front loader]

Scoop: Is that..... No. It can't be.

[The man wearing a green hard hat and orange high vest approaches Bob]

Conrad: Good to see you again, Bob.

Bob: Good to see you too, Conrad.

[They shake hands with each other]

Bob: Everyone, this is Conrad.

Conrad: Hello, everyone.

Everyone: Hello, Conrad.

Bob: Conrad and his team of Mega Machines are gonna clear out the quarry.

Scoop: Fantastismo.

Bob: Thanks so much for your help, Conrad. I'm really looking forward to working with you and your team.

Conrad: Not a problem, Bob. You know me. Helpful is my middle name.

Muck: That's a funny name.

Fuli: It's a figure of speech.

Bob: Well, it's kind of you. I know you were disappointed not to get the job building the dam.

Conrad: Hey, no hard feelings. You win some, you lose some. You know that, Bob. There's no shame in losing out to a top notch builder like you.

Bob: Well, thank you.

Conrad: Now, let me introduce my Mega Machines. This is the mover of my team, Thud. Just fill him up and watch him go.

Scoop, Muck and Lofty: Hello, Thud.

Thud: Hi.

Pinkie Pie: (noticing Thud's frown) Why is he frowning like that?

Jimmy Z: I don't know, did they do the right greeting?

Pinkie Pie: He should be smiling and I like to see my friends smile.

Sparky: I don't think that's the case.

Conrad: Over here is Crunch.

[He points to the big excavator]

Conrad: He may not say much but boy can he dig.

Scoop, Lofty and Muck: Hello, Crunch.

[Crunch just growls]

Muck: Oooh.

Alfie: That's a bit harsh.

Applejack: Reminds me of my big brother, Big Mac since he's a pony with a few words.

Conrad: And I think you might just recognize my super star.

Scoop: It's Ace. I know! It's Ace.

Conrad: 10 points to the little yellow digger. Ladies, gentlemen, machines, other people, meet Ace.

[Ace smiles proudly]

Scoop: Yeah!

Scoop, Lofty and Muck: Hi, Ace!

Ace: Hey, guys.

Scoop: I knew it was him. I knew it! He was on TV in Ultra Diggers and Massive Movers! Remember, Lofty?

Lofty: Nope.

Ace: Looks like you've got a great team here, Bob.

Bob: Thanks, Ace.

Jack: Just to let you know, Ace, Alfie, Oliver, Max, Monty and I are owned by Miss Jenny from the Sodor Construction Company on the Island of Sodor.

Ace: Thanks, Jack.

Bob: Now Conrad's Mega Machines will clear away all the big rocks but they're gonna some help with the smaller ones.

Scoop: Oh, can I do that? Can I? Can I?

Bob: So, Muck, they'II need your help.

Muck: OK, Bob.

Scoop: Oooh. And me. Me, me, me. Pick me.

Bob: (laughs) And you too, Scoop.

Scoop: Yes! Bring on the rocks!

Bob: Those rocks needed to be taken to the rock crusher over there and used to make concrete to build the dam.

Lofty: Oooh.

Connor Lacey: That's so cool.

Oliver: I didn't know rocks can be used to make concrete.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, it's a well known fact that I've learned in Canterlot High.

Connor Lacey: I learned that in School of the Holy Spirit where I used to go to.

Twilight Sparkle: Just like I used to be in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.

Connor Lacey: True.

Bob: Stretch, you'II be with me.

Stretch: Got it, Bob.

Bob: Two-Tonne will bring materials on site.

Two-Tonne: You can depend on me, Bob.

Bob: Jack, Alfie, Oliver, Max and Monty will help out with the rocks as well.

The Pack: Okay, Bob.

Bob: And Lofty.

Lofty: Yes, Bob?

Bob: You'II help Wendy and Leo build this control tower.

[He gestures to the billboard]

Lofty: Right-o, Bob.

Connor Lacey: We'II be watching from a safe distance since we're not allowed on construction sites.

Bob: Okay, Connor. I'll let you know if we need any help. (to Conrad) Okay, Conrad?

Conrad: We're ready, Bob. What about your team? Do you think your little guys can handle it?

Bob: It is a big challenge, Conrad, but I know everyone here's gonna work together to make us proud.

Bunga: Here, here!

Ace: Time to move some rock. Let's do this!

[He hits the ground with his bucket]

Scoop: That's what he used to say on TV. Let's do this!

Jimmy Z: Whoa!

Bob: So team, Irelanders and Mega Crew, can we build it?

Everyone: Yes, we can!

[The song We Are A Team plays as the three teams get to work on the dam for the reservoir and the control tower]

Chorus: All together, we meet again~

We're working as a team~

Busy doing lots of jobs~

A happy family~

Everybody shout Hi-5~

Everybody clap~

[The clapping sound is heard two times]

Everybody shout Hi-5~

Everybody clap~

[The clap sound is heard again]

The best of friends helping hands~

We're working hard today~

We Are a Team~

Oh-whoa-oh-oh~

We are Supreme~

Oh-whoa-oh-oh~

We are a T-E-A-M, team~

We are a team~

Oh we are a team~

We are a team~

We are a team, team, team, team~

Everybody shouts Hi-5~

[Muck watches Crunch digging some rocks and Crunch just glares at him and continues on digging]

Everybody has their job~

And working as a team~

Building something wonderful~

It's such a sight to see~

Constructing, building, lifting, drilling, fixing, concrete mixing~

T-E-A-M~

Everybody clap~

[The clap sound is heard again]

The best of friends helping hands~

We're working hard today~

We are a team, team, team, team~

Everybody shout Hi-5~

[Lofty is lifting the white piece off Two-Tonne's flatbed]

Two-Tonne: See you later.

Wendy: Thanks. Right, here you go, Leo.

[She gives Leo a clipboard]

Leo: Huh? Sight safety checklist? But you're in charge of safety on the site, aren't you, Wendy?

Wendy: Yes, but you can help me. It will be a good experience for you.

Leo: So, I'm kinda the assistant safety officer.

Wendy: Well, in a way.

Leo: Yes! Assistant Safety Officer. I'm gonna make this the safest building site there's ever been! Thanks, Wendy. Right, Assistant Safety Officer Leo coming through. Oh, wait til I tell Dad.

Fuli: Well, someone looks excited.

Kion: Yep. There's one thing he and Makini have in common.

Wendy: Oh, what's that?

Kion: They're both appreciates of Bob and Rafiki for builder and royal mjuzi.

Wendy: Oh. I see.

[Later, Ace was digging some rocks with his giant bucket. Scoop watches with amazement]

Scoop: Whoa!

Lofty: Hey, Scoop! I remember now! You had Ace's picture on the wall, didn't you?

Scoop: I...uh..... maybe.

Lofty: No. I definitely remember. You were in his fan club and you have an Ace lunchbox and an Ace sticker album and you even used to do that funny Ace dance.

Scoop: Ace dance? (laughs) I don't know what you're talking about. (laughs) (in a mutter) It's really nothing, Lofty.

Ace: (chuckles)

Lofty: Aw, you remember. It was something like, um.... Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, feel the force! Oh, yeah, something, something, of course! What was it? You must remember, don't you, Scoop?

Scoop: Lofty, shh! You are showing me up.

[Ace clear his throat, making Scoop and Lofty jump a bit]

Ace: You mean like this? Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Feel the force.

Lofty: Yes, that's it! Go on, Scoop.

Scoop: Oh, uh, oh, oh, alright then.

[He drives up to Ace and tries to do the same dance that Ace did]

Scoop: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Feel the force.

[Thud and Crunch look at this, confused along with Stretch, Oliver, Jack and Alfie]

Scoop: Oh, yeah, oh yeah, it's Ace of course.

Both: Build a highway! Build a tower! Hey, let's do this, feel the power!

Ace: (chuckles)

Lofty: Hooray! Hey, that was so good. Just like on the telly.

Ace: (laughs) Thanks, Lofty. Eh, not bad there, Scoop. You did it just like me.

Scoop: Wow!

[Ace rolls over to a big boulder and lift it up with his shovel with ease]

Ace: Yeah!

Lofty: That's one big rock.

Jack: It sure is.

Scoop: He said I'm just like him.

Lofty: Uh, no, he didn't, Scoop. He said you danced just like him.

Scoop: No, Lofty. He said exactly that. I was just like him. So I'm gonna go and lift a big rock too. The biggest rock I've ever lifted!

[Scoop heads off]

Lofty: Um, Scoop, I'm not sure that's such a good..... (realizes Scoop's gone) Oh, he's gone. Like you ever listen to me.

Jack: We'II just let him do what he wants. We need to get back to work.

[Conrad is walking to Thud and Crunch with an angry look on his face]

Conrad: Hey! What are you hunks of rust doing? Get to work before I sent ya back to the scrapheap.

Thud: Y-y-yes, yes. OK, Conrad.

[Crunch growls, which caught Conrad's attention and he whirled round]

Conrad: What did you say, Crunch?

[Crunch growls]

Conrad: I hope that noise meant "Yes sir, right away sir".

[Crunch growls again, and Conrad turn back again]

Conrad: I'II be watching you. I see everything that goes on around here. I don't miss a thing. And get those rocks cleared up. [his phone rings] Oh, I have to take this.

[Crunch and Thud look at each other and watch as Conrad answers his phone]

Conrad: Hello?

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Conrad, is everything going according to plan?

Conrad: Yes, ma'am. Have you got everyone ready?

[Crunch and Thud listen in on what Conrad is saying]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Yes. Everyone is in position. You just need to worry about your part. Don't screw it up.

Conrad: Don't worry, ma'am. I've got everything under control. Believe me.

Thud: Conrad, who're you talkin' to?

Conrad: Oh, gotta go, bye. [hangs up and turns to the duo] None of your business. Now do as I said and get those rocks cleared up!

[He walks off just as Muck comes by]

Muck: Hello, Mr Conrad. Let me get those.

Conrad: Hah!

[Muck picks up the rocks and heads to Thud who is rolling away from Crunch]

Muck: Hi, Crunch. Hi, Thud.

Thud: Watch out!

Muck: [stops] Oh. Sorry, Thud. Little guy backing up.

Thud: Oh, just keep out of my way.

[Cr