Tino Tonitini and The Princess Twins of Legendale/Transcript

This is the transcript to Tino's Adventures of The Princess Twins of Legendale.

Prologue
(One day at the Museum) (Carver is shocked) (But Carver swallowed it instead, and Lor is disgusted by that, as we fade to Tino's house)
 * Server: Akutaq is popularly known as Eskimo ice cream. But this treat from the Inuit people of Alaska is neither ice or cream. In former times, it was made from seal oil and reindeer tallow.
 * Carver Descartes: Thank goodness, we don't like in former times, huh?
 * Server: Now, however, it is pure lard.
 * Server: But just in the past, fresh berries provide flavor.
 * Carver Descartes: Oh. At least the berries are good.
 * Tish Katsufrakis: So, what's taking Sunset Shimmer and the others so long to get here?
 * Lor McQuarrie: Is that they've been delayed? They must have boring stuff with Twilight.
 * Carver Descartes: Ha! Good one, Lor!
 * Lor McQuarrie: Dude, you can spit that stuff out now.