Ernie vs. Celaeno

Here's how Ernie and Celaeno's battle goes in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Avengers: Infinity War.

Sideshow Bob: This is bad! If this keeps up, will be finished!

Female voice: Maybe you should have thought about that sooner. And maybe you could have gotten more villains, instead of your usual ones.

Ernie: Oh yeah? And who might you be?

[Celaeno comes out of the smoke]

Sheriff Nichols: Geez, it's the parrot!

[They point their guns at her]

Ernie: Celaeno?

[They stop and look at him]

Ernie: Is that you?

Sideshow Bob: Wait! You know her? Who is she?!

Ernie: I knew her once a long time ago. [then looks right back her with a scowl look] We were friends.

Celaeno: Friends?! You loved me!

Ernie: Yeah, before you rejected me, and join those sky pirates!

Bobby Briggs: Wait, I'm confused! What's going on?

Ernie: Leave us! This is just between me, and her.

[The 3 do so]

Ernie: It's been a while. You've changed a lot.

Celaeno: Yeah, and so have you. I figured you might be sobering like a little baby, after seeing me from all those years.

Ernie: Celaeno, baby. You've always been a major pain in my egg, you know? You've been rejecting me, ever since I fell in love with you in college, you've always rejected me, and you've rejected my proposal for marriage, so you can be a pirate, [points his finger at her] and don't you deny it!

Celaeno: Yeah? You know what? I still reject you to this day.

Ernie: CELAENO!!!

Celaeno: That's Captain Celaeno to you, punk!

Ernie: Then you will die like one. [deploys his Darksaber]

Celaeno: [takes out his 2 pistols]