Starlight's nightmare/Happy birthday, Alex

This is how Starlight's nightmare and Happy Birthday Alex goes in Ryan's, Thomas' and Crash's Adventures of Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted.

[The film starts with Starlight Glimmer and Ryan sleeping]

Ryan F-Freeman: [asleep] Oh, Meg. I love you.

Starlight Glimmer: [grunting whilst tossing and turning]

[In Starlight's dream]

Skipper: Okay, wind her up, boys! It's Monte Carlo or bust! Struts.

Kwoaski: Check.

Skipper: Flaps.

Kwoaski: Check.

Skipper: Diamonds and gold.

Kwoaski: Check.

[The plane takes off]

Skipper: We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple of weeks. Or whenever the gold runs out.

Crash Bandicoot: Good bye!

Starlight Glimmer: All right! We'll be waiting for you, Skipper!

Skipper: Ha! Just kidding! We are never coming back!

Starlight Glimmer: Wait. What?

Skipper: Engage warp-Speed!

[The plane zooms off and Starlight shields her eyes]

Starlight Glimmer: Did Skipper say he and his friends are not coming back? [looks around] Guys?

[Starlight sees what she thinks is Crash]

Starlight Glimmer: Crash?

[Crash turns around, revealing he's an elderly bandicoot]

Older Crash Bandicoot: Hey, Starlight. Where've you been hiding yourself?

Starlight Glimmer: Sweet Celestia and Solus Prime.

[Old Crash shoves an apple in her mouth]

Older Crash Bandicoot: You need to do less chit-chatting.

[Starlight sees she's on a treadmill and then is dropped onto what looks like the battered body of Thomas]

Old Thomas: Ouch! Just kidding. I lost feelings of my body eons ago.

Starlight Glimmer: Thomas? Why do you look like that?

Old Thomas: After Megatron betrayed Ryan, I helped Crash kill him to stop Megatron. And if you excuse me, I need a nap. [falls asleep]

Starlight Glimmer: Okay, now that's just weird.

[She backs away when she bumps into an elderly Sci-Twi]

Older Sci-Twi: Hey, Starlight.

Starlight Glimmer: Twilight? Not you too!

Older Sci-Ryan: I don't know. But, have you looked in the mirror lately?

[Starlight backs up to a mirror where she sees an elderly version of herself]

Starlight Glimmer: [screams]

Older Starlight Glimmer: Starlight! Wake up! Wake up please!

[Back in reality, it's morning. Alex the Lion is shaking Starlight awake]

Alex: Starlight! Get up! You're dreaming!

Starlight Glimmer: NO!

Ryan F-Freeman: [mumbles] What happened?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh. Thank goodness you guys are back to normal.

Bertram T. Monkey: Something tells me you had a nightmare. Am I right?

Starlight Glimmer: Yes.

Matau T. Monkey: And is Megatron in it?

Bertram T. Monkey: Well.... no. He is not. It's like she was worried about Sunburst or losing her mentality if Daybreaker still fighting Nightmare Moon.

Ryan F-Freeman: And that worries me. I guess with Meg, I am a brave smitten kitten.

Starlight Glimmer: You guys won't believe it. It was horrible.

Alex: The same nightmare again, huh?

Starlight Glimmer: We were stuck here in Africa, and we were all super-old and wrinkly! Well, I aged well like Mistmane, but the rest of you looked terrible!

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. Boy. I guess Ryan dreamed of Meg and me killing Megatron.

Bertram T. Monkey: Speaking of which, where is Galvatron?

Alex: I don't know. Relax, Star. It's my birthday. And Marty's got a surprise for me!

Bertram T. Monkey: Oh boy.

Crash Bandicoot: Bertram, why you call Megatron with a name like Galvatron?

Bertram T. Monkey: I came up with it.

Starlight Glimmer: Is it the Penguins? Have they come to take you home?

Alex: Nope. But's the next best thing.

Bertram T. Monkey: Oh look. Here comes Sunset and Marty.

Sunset Shimmer: Hey, guys.

Starlight Glimmer: [sighs, picking up a chalk] Another day bites the dust.

Marty: [grabs her] Come on, Star.

Bertram T. Monkey: Sunset. I think Equal pony had a nightmare.

Sunset Shimmer: She can hear you, you know.

Crash Bandicoot: Yup. I guess Megatron is dead when I killed him. Bee said Megatron will never rob anyone of anything again. Do you think Bertram is your bodyguard?

Sunset Shimmer: Hey, I told you Megatron was my bodyguard.

Bertram T. Monkey: I know. But, remember our time when we fight the Foosa? I did prove that I am your bodyguard. Even did fire a flare gun to the sky after Skipper and I said. [as Skipper] Foosa, halt!

[Alex leads Starlight, who has her eyes closed, up a hill]

Marty: Okay, watch yourself, a little divot.

Bertram T. Monkey: Yeah.

Crash Bandicoot: Starlight!

Starlight Glimmer: Ow!

Bertram T. Monkey: Watch it.

[They look at a model of New York City]

Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa. Is that...

Alex: New York City.

[They observe the models]

Bertram T. Monkey: He seems happy. Sunshim? I guess if Ryan's three siren friends will be here to see us. Besides, I am a bandmate of the Cyberlings. And I can be your bodyguard if Megatron is akumatized.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.

Ryan F-Freeman: Look. There is the Theatre District. I do well in that Shrek Musical.

Bertram T. Monkey: I know one thing, Prime-Prince. Men of Farquaad's stachure are in short supply.

Matau T. Monkey: [chuckles]

Ryan F-Freeman: Look.

[They look at the model zoo]

Matau T. Monkey: The Zoo. I remember that when we first came to this world. Master Ryan? You know where is Twilight?

Ryan F-Freeman: She's probably off doing something with Thomas.

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. Looks like the Train-Prime is a smitten kitten. Like Cody with Lady.

[Alex points to something]

Alex: Look.

Matau T. Monkey: It's a mini Alex! And a mini us.

Ryan F-Freeman: And mini all of us-es.

[The scene changes to New York]

Crowd: Alex! Alex! Alex!

Alex: ROAR!!!

[The gang smile at him]

[Cut back to Africa]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh yeah. Good times.

Bertram T. Monkey: You said it, bro. I know we remember things. We see Crash and Bee kill Megatron, Ryan trick Unicron into getting sucked into the Allspark.

Matau T. Monkey: And seeing Rianna turn into a genie by Howleen's wish?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. Even... even Rianna became a genie. But, I think Rianna is happy now as a Genie. Through some adventures, Optimus Prime is happy for us. And you wait, I hope Mike will be in Total Drama season four.

Bertram T. Monkey: Yeah. Remember back in Total Drama: Island, Codylight heared me say the Foosa, he was like [as Codylight] THE FOOSA! The Foosa are attacking! [screaming]

Matau T. Monkey: Calm down! The Foosa are defeated. They cannot appear in this film.

Alex: Guys, you have made and ruined my day.

Bertram T. Monkey: Really?

Matau T. Monkey: Really.

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. Maybe we could sing a song for Alex on his special day.

Bertram T. Monkey: Good idea. I think the birthday song is cool for former Cons like me. [his pendant glows purple]

Sunset Shimmer: Ready, guys?

[The song Happy Birthday to You plays]

Ryan F-Freeman: Happy Birthday to you~

Crash Bandicoot: Happy birthday to you~

Matau T. Monkey: Happy birthday dear Alex~

Bertram T. Monkey: Happy birthday tooo yoooooouuuuuu~

[The others cheer]

Bertram T. Monkey: Thank you. Thank you. You're too kind.

Gloria: Go on. Make a wish, sweetheart.

Alex: Actually I think Starlight should do it.

[Starlight

Bertram T. Monkey: