Thread:Stu-art McMoy .5/@comment-24372400-20180527195732/@comment-24372400-20180531004456

Me: '''WHAAAAAAHHHH!!!! MY BRO DOESN'T LIKE THE ORIGINAL SPIDER-MAN MOVIES!!!!!!!''' (runs around in different directions but gets hit by a car, flies in the air and lands on a roof and into a house)

You: Oh, my God! [runs to the scene] Hiatt! Hiatt! Are you okay?

Me: GOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! It's all gone! It's all gone! Bye bye! See ya later! When your defending the whole universe, and suddenly you find yourself disenigrating! Like in Infinity War!

You: Okay, I think you hit your head pretty hard. Let's get you out of here.

Me: Don't you get it?! You see the mask! I am Spider-Man! [laughs historical]

You: Snap out of it, Hiatt! [slaps me hard]

Me: [studders] I-I-I-I I'm sorry. Your right, do whatever you want. I can get through this. Look at me. OH, WHAT A SHAME!!!! Look at me! I can't even fire webs like Spidey!

You: Okay, let's take you to a hospital. [drags me away]

Me: Years of academy training has all been wasted!