The Irelanders meets Aladdin (1992)/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders meets Aladdin (1992)

The Peddler: Oh l Come from a land, From a faraway place Where the Caravan Camels roam

Man: Where it's flat and immense And the heat is intense

The Peddler: It's barbaric but hey, it's home When the Wind's from the east And the sun's from the West And the sand in the glass is right Come on down, stop on by, Hop a Carpet and fly To another Arabian night Arabian nights Like Arabian days More often than not Are hotter than hot In a lot of good ways Arabian nights 'Neath Arabian moons A fool off his guard Could fall and fall hard Out there on the dunes Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please come closer. Too close. A little too close. There. Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery. Of enchantment. And the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan. Come on down. Look at this. Combination hookah and coffee maker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. lt broke. Look at this. l have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. Still good. Wait, don't go! l can see you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. l think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. lt once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? lt begins on a dark night. Where a dark man and his partner waits with a dark purpose.

Zeta the Sorceress: Where have you been?

Jafar: You are late.

Gazeem: A thousand apologies, oh patient ones.

Jafar: You have it, then?

Gazeem: l had to slit a few throats. But l got it. The treasure.

Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.

Iago: What's coming to you.

Jafar: Quickly, follow the trail.

Zeta the Sorceress: Faster.

Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching. The cave of wonders.

Iago: Cave of wonders.

Gazeem: By Allah.

Jafar: Now, remember. Bring us the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is ours.

Iago:The lamp. The lamp. Jeez, where'd you two dig this bozo up?

Jafar: Shh.

Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber?

Gazeem: lt is l. Gazeem. A humble thief.

Cave of Wonder: Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. The diamond in the rough.

Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on. No!

Cave of Wonders: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.

Iago: l can't believe it. l just don't believe it. We're never going to get ahold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at this. l'm so ticked off that l'm molting.

Jafar: Patience, lago. Patience.

Zeta the Sorceress: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.

Jafar: My sorceress partner is right.

Iago: There's a big surprise. l think l'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we going to do? We got a big problem here, a big...

Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. We must find this one, this diamond in the rough.

[Meanwhile, to the Irelanders]

Connor Lacey: We're here.

Steel: So, this is Agrabah.

Razoul: Stop, thief!

Adrien Agreste: What's going on here?

Razoul: l'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Someone is in trouble.

Connor Lacey: We gotta help him.

The Irelanders: Right!

Connor Lacey: [Hits Ultimatrix]

[Connor Lacey transformed into Spider-Monkey]

Spider-Monkey: Spider-Monkey!

Miles Callisto: Mission Force One...

Mission Force One: Let's get the job done!

Iris (Lolirock): Iris, Princess of Ephedia!

Auriana: Auriana, Princess of Volta!

Talia: Talia, Princess of Xeris!

Carissa: Carissa, Princess of Calix!

Lyna: Lyna, Princess of Borealis!

Yuya Sakaki: Turn up the heat, Dark Magician, Elemental Hero Neos, Stardust Dragon, Number 39: Utopia, Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon, Dark Rebellion Xyz Dragon, Clear Wing Synchro Dragon, Starving Venom Fusion Dragon, Decode Talker and Firewall Dragon.

Aster Phoenix: Destiny End Dragoon and Destiny HERO - Dystopia, rise!

Alexis Rhodes: Come on out to play, Cyber Blader and Cyber Angel Vrash!

Crow Hogan: Blackwing Armor Master, Black-Winged Dragon, Assault Blackwing - Raikiri the Rain Shower, take flight!

Jack Atlas: Turn on the heat, Red Dragon Archfiend and Scarlight Red Dragon Archfiend!

Kite Tenjo: Shine on, Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon, Neo Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon, Number 62: Galaxy-Eyes Prime Photon Dragon, Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon and Neo Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon!

Duelists: Come on out, monsters!

Team Turbo: Go, Team Turbo!

Max McGrath: Go, Turbo! Strength!

Alejandro "Alex" Villar: Go, Turbo: Raptor!

Rayne Martinez: Go, Turbo: Ice Storm!

C.Y.T.R.O.: Go, Turbo: Drill!

D-Team: Dino Slash!

Alpha Gang: Alpha Slash!

Bakugan Battle Brawlers: Bakugan brawl!

Dan, Gunz and Shun: Baku Sky Raider, jump!

Bakugan Battle Brawlers: Bakugan, stand!

Toby Tripp, Nick Tripp, Lucas Wanson and Jessica Herleins: Elemental powers flow, Gormiti Lords of Nature go!

Toby Tripp: Powers of the Sea! (Roars) (Transforms into the Lord of the Sea)

Nick Tripp: Strength of the Stone! (Roars) (Transforms into the Lord of the Earth)

Lucas Wanson: Force of the Forest! (Transforms into the Lord of the Forest)

Jessica Herleins: Deminion of the Wind! (Transforms into the Lord of the Air)

Team Voltron: Form Voltron!

D-power: Bio-merge Digivolution.

Henry, Rika, Ryo and Takato: Bio-merge Activate!

Terriermon: Terriermon bio-merge to...

MegaGargomon: MegaGargomon!

Renamon: Renamon bio-merge to...

Sakuyamon: Sakuyamon.

Guilmon: Guilmon bio-merge to...

Gallantmon: Gallantmon!

Cyberdramon: Cyberdramon bio-merge to...

Justimon: Justimon!

All 6 Digidestined: Execute! Spirit Evolution!

Agunimon: Rahh! Hah! Hah! Agunimon!

Beetlemon: Rarrr--uh! Beetlemon!

Kazemon: Hyaaah--mm! Kazemon!

Kumamon: Hah, uup! Ha ha! Kumamon! [makes a peace sign]

Lowemon: Hah--uhh! Lowemon!

Lobomon: Hyuh! Huh! Huh! Lobomon!

The DATS: DNA Charge! Overdive!

Agumon (Data Squad): Agumon double warp digivole to...

Gaomon: Gaomon double warp digivole to...

Lalamon: Lalamon double warp digivole to...

Falcomon: Falcomon double warp digivole to...

Shinegreymon: Shinegreymon!

Miragegoagamon: Miragegoagamon!

Rosemon (Data Squad): Rosemon!

Ravemon: Ravemon!

Marinette Dupain-Cheng: Tikki, spots on!

[Marinette Dupain-Cheng transforms into Ladybug]

Adrien Agreste: Plagg, claws out!

[Adrien Agreste transforms into Cat Noir]

Chloé Bourgeois: Pollen, stingers out!

[Chloé Bourgeois transforms into Queen Bee]

Alya Césaire: Trixx, let's pounce!

[Alya Césaire transforms into Rena Rouge]

Nino Lahiffe: Wayzz, shells up!

[Nino Lahiffe transforms into Carapace]

Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread?

Spider-Monkey: Gotcha!

Aladdin: Thanks for that.

Guard 1: There he is.

Guard 2: You won't get away so easy.

Aladdin: You think that was easy?

Razoul: You two, over that way. And you, follow me. We'll find him.

Aladdin: Morning, ladies.

Woman 1: Getting into trouble early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

Razoul: Gotcha.

Aladdin: l'm in trouble.

Razoul: And this time...

[monkey squeaking]

Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

Abu: Abu.

Spider-Man: Thanks, Abu.

Aladdin: Come on. Let's get outta here. ♪ Gotta keep, one jump ahead of the breadline. One swing, ahead of the sword, I steal only what I can't afford. ♪ That's everything. ♪ One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke. ♪

Guard 3: Riffraf.

Both: Street rat.

Guard 4: Scoundrel.

Man: Take that.

Aladdin: ♪ Just a little snack, guys. ♪

Guards: ♪ Rip him open, take it back, guys. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ I can take a hint, gotta face the facts, you're my only friend, Abu. ♪

Women: Who? ♪ Oh! It's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom. He's become a one-man rise in crime. ♪

Woman: ♪ I'd blame parents, except he hasn't gone 'em. ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time. One jump ahead of the slowpokes. One skip ahead of my doom. Next time, gonna use a nom de plume. ♪

Razoul: There he is.

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hitman. One hit ahead of the flock. I think I'll take a stroll around the block. ♪

Man: Stop, theif. Vandal.

Aladdin: Abu!

Woman: Scandal.

Aladdin: ♪ Let's not be too hasty. ♪

Woman: ♪ Still I think he's rather tasty! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise, we'd get along. ♪

Guards: Wrong.

Main Guard: Get him! He's got a sword!

Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.

[groaning]

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hoofbeats. ♪

Guards: Vandal!

Aladdin: ♪ One hop ahead of the hump. ♪

Guards: Street rat!

Aladdin: ♪ One trick ahead of disaster. ♪

Guards: Scoundrel!

Aladdin: ♪ They're quick, but I'm much faster. Here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin', all I gotta do is jump! ♪

Guards: Yuck! Oy!

Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast. All right.

Abu: Yum, yum!

Aladdin: And thanks for saving me and Abu from the guards.

Connor Lacey: You're welcome.

Aladdin: Who are you?

Connor Lacey: Well, I'm Connor Lacey. This is Maxwell McGrath, Steel, Alejandro "Alex" Villar, Rayne Martinez, C.Y.T.R.O., Spider-Man, White Tiger, Iron Fist, Power Man, Nova, Agent Venom, Dagger, Cloak, Iron-Spider, Patrioteer, Ka-Zar, Zabu, Triton, Rhino, Mary Jane Watson aka Spider-Woman, Kid Arachnid, Scarlet Spider, Sandman, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Falcon, Black Panther, Vision, Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Wasp, Songbird, Atlas, Techno, Meteorite, Mach-IV, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Sally Carrera, Luigi and Guido, Sheriff, Fillmore, Sarge, Ramone and Flo, Lizzie, Red, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Cruz Ramirez, Blaze, AJ, Gabby, Stripes, Starla, Darington, Zeg, Watts, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Slash, Leatherhead, Dr. Tyler Rockwell, Pigeon Pete, Muckman, Mondo Gecko, Sal Commander, Mona Lisa, Karai aka Hamato Miwa, Shinigami, Max Taylor, Chomp, Zoe Drake, Paris, Rex Owen, Ace, Dr. Z, Ursula, Zander, Ed, Rod, Laura, Terry, Spiny, Tank, Dan Kuso, Drago, Runo Misaki, Tigress, Marucho Marukura, Preyas, Elfin, Akwimos, Infinity Trister, Radizen, Roxtor, Shun Kazami, Skyress, Julie Makimoto, Gorem, Alice Gehabich, Hydranoid, Mira Clay, Wilda, Ace Grit, Percival, Baron Leltoy, Nemus, Ingram, Hawktor, Taylean, Jaakor, Skytruss, Orbeum, Jake Vallory, Coredem, Fabia Sheen, Aranaut, Ren Krawler, Linehalt, Paige, Boulderon, Rafe, Wolfurio, Spectra Phantom, Helios, Gunz Lazar, Reptak, Toby Tripp, Nick Tripp, Lucas Wanson, Jessica Herleins, Iris (Lolirock), Auriana, Talia, Carissa, Lyna, Preston Stormer, William Furno, Daniel Rocka, Nathan Evo, Julius Nex, Natalie Breeze, Mark Surge, Jimmi Stringer, Duncan Bulk, Apple White, Briar Beauty, Ashlynn Ella, Hopper Croakington II, Blondie Lockes, Lizzie Hearts, Daring Charming, Alistair Wonderland, Farrah Goodfairy, Crystal Winter, Faybelle Thorn, Holly O'Hair, Dexter Charming, Justine Dancer, Gus Crumb and Helga Crumb, Meeshell Mermaid, Raven Queen, Madeline Hatter, Cerise Hood, Hunter Huntsman, Kitty Cheshire, Bunny Blanc, Cedar Wood, Darling Charming, C.A. Cupid, Ramona Wolf, Rosabella Beauty, Ginger Breadhouse, Poppy O'Hair, Nina Thumbell, Melody Piper, Jillian Beanstalk, Humphrey Dumpty, Sparrow Hood, Agent J, Agent K, Wolverine, Storm, The Beast, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Spyke, Rogue, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, X-23, Yuya Sukaki, Alexis Rhodes, Aster Phoenix, Crow Hogan, Jack Atlas, Kite Tenjo, Ikki Tenryou, Metabee, Erika, Brass, Koji Karakuchi, Sumilidon, The Screws (Samantha and Peppercat, Sloan and Totalizer, Spyke and Cynadog), Rintaro, Kantaroth, Karin Junlei, Neutranurse, Henry/Hikaru Agata, Arcbeetle, Nae, Honey, Ginkai, Arc-Dash, Tak, Komandog, Rokusho, Connor, Abby, Chip, Mong, Hela Nemo, Professor Nemo, Cubix, Dondon, Cerebix, Maximix, Kan-it, Diagnostix, Mr. Fixit, Endurix, Tyrannix, Miles Callisto, Loretta Callisto, Blodger Blopp, Haruna Kitumba, Mirandos Ariellian, M.E.R.C., Miss Baker, Sly, Sheldon, Bowtie, Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane, Keith, Lance, Katie "Pidge" Holt, Hunk, Princess Allura, Verity, Piplup, Sorrel, Lucario, Takato Matsuki, Guilmon, Henry Wong, Terriermon, Rika Nonaka, Renamon, Ryo Akiyama, Cyberdramon, Takuya Kanbara, Koji Minamoto, J.P. Shibayama, Zoe Orimoto, Tommy Himi, Koichi Kimura, Bokomon and Neemon, Marcus Damon, Agumon, Thomas H. Norstein, Gaomon, Yoshi Fujieda, Lalamon, Keenan Crier, Falcomon, Connor Lacey, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Tikki, Adrien Agreste, Plagg, Chloé Bourgeois, Pollen, Alya Césaire, Trixx, Nino Lahiffe and Wayzz. We are the Irelanders.

Aladdin: Hey, aren't you the same Irelanders who solved the mystery of the Shredderette and the Ryan murder?

Steel: Yes, that's us.

Aladdin: It's an honor to meet you guys.

Lightning McQueen: The honor is ours.

Preston Stormer: See, Connor? Thanks to you, we're famous in the entire 16 realms.

Abu: Uh-oh.

Aladdin: [sighs] Here. Go on. Take it.

[giggling]

[groans]

Abu: Ah, don't. Huh?

Alejandro "Alex" Villar: I wonder what's going on?

Alya Césaire: I don't know.

Renamon: Let's find out.

Man: On his way to the palace, I suppose. Another suitor for the princess.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Princess?

Connor Lacey: Yeah. The Princess of Agrabah.

[giggling]

[woman screams]

[whinnying]

Prince Achmed: Out of my way, you filthy brats.

Aladdin: Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.

Prince Achmed: Oh. I'll teach you some manners.

[men laugh]

[grimacing]

Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.

Crowd: Ooh!

Prince Achmed: Ha! You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. [sighs] Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

Connor Lacey: Let's go follow him, team.

Aladdin: ♪ Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No siree. They'd find out there's so much more to me. ♪ Some day, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

[roosters crowing]

Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted.

Sultan: Oh, Prince Achmed. You're not leaving so soon, are you?

Prince Achmed: Good luck marrying her off.

Sultan: Oh! Jasmine. Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine!

[snarling]

Sultan: Confound it, Rajah. So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out.

Jasmine: Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absored Prince Achmed, weren't you?

[both laughing]

[clears throat]

Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every sutior who comes to call. The law says...

Both: You must be married to a prince...

Sultan: By your next birthday.

Jasmine: The law is wrong.

Sultan: You've only got three more days.

Jasmine: Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

Sultan: Jasmine... it's not only this law. I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I... I just want to make sure you're taken care of. Provided for.

Jasmine: Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.

[grumbles]

Jasmie: Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.

Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

Jasmine: Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore.

Sultan: Oooh! I... I... Allah forbid you should have any daughters.

Rajah: Hmm?

Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't so picky. Oh! Ah, Jafar. My most trusted advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisdom.

Jafar: My life is but to serve to you, my lord.

Sultan: It's the suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wit's end.

Iago: Awk! Wit's end!

Sultan: [laughing] Oh! Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

Jafar: [Jafar laughs] Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.

[grumbles]

Jafar: Now, then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem.

Sultan: If anyone can help, it's you.

Jafar: But it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond.

Sultan: Oh. Uh, my ring? But it's been in the family for years.

Jafar: It is necessary to find the princess a suitor. Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Sultan: Everything will be... fine.

Jafar: The diamond.

Sultan: Here, Jafar. Whatever you need will be fine.

Jafar: You are most gracious, my liege. Now, run along and play with your little toys, hmm?

Sultan: Yes. That will be pretty good.

Iago: [spits, coughs] I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack!

Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.

Iago: Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack!

Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addle-pated twit.

Zeta the Sorcereress: And, I will be your advicer.

Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha, ha!

[whining]

Jasmine: Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah. But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me. I'll miss you.

[whimpers]

Jasmine: Goodbye.

[vendors calling out]

Aladdin: Okay, guys. Go.

Man: Try this. Your taste buds will dance and sing.

[squeaking]

Man: Get your paws off that.

[taunting]

Man: Why, you... Get away from here, you cursed, filthy ape!

Abu: Goodbye.

Aladdin: Nice going, Abu.

[cooing]

Aladdin: Breakfast is served.

Connor Lacey: Good. I'm starving.

William Furno: We all are.

Man: Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass of silver. Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs. Sugar dates and pistachios. Would the lady like a necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady. Fresh fish! We catch 'em, you buy 'em!

Jasmine: Oh, no. I don't think so. Oh!

[gulping]

Jasmine: Excuse me.

[gulps]

[belches]

Jasmine: I'm really very sorry.

Aladdin: Wow.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Who is that person?

Rayne Martinez: Could that be the Princess?

Vision (Avengers Assemble (2013): You maybe right, Rayne.

Abu: Uh-oh. Hello? Hello?

Jasmine: Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go.

Man: You'd better be able to pay for that.

Jasmine: Pay?

Man: No one steals from my cart.

Jasmine: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.

Man: Thief!

Jasmine: Please... If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the Sultan.

Man: Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?

Jasmine: No! No, please!

Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. We're so glad you found her.

Lightning McQueen: We are?

Aladdin: We've been looking all over for you.

AJ: We have?

Jasmine: What are you doing?

Aladdin: Just play along.

Man: You, uh, know this girl?

Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.

Man: She said she knew the Sultan.

Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Uh... Yes, he is the Sultan.

Jasmine: O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?

[gibberish]

Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.

Jasmine: Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?

Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one. Come on, Sultan.

[gibbering, gasping]

Man: Huh? What? Come back here, you little thieves!

[explosion]

Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?

Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster.

Iago: Yes, O mighty Evil One. [panting]

Jafar: Part, sands of time. Reveal to me the one who can enter the cave. Yes! Yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough.

Iago: That's him? That's the clown we've been waitin' for?

Jafar: Let's have the guards extend him an inviation to the palace, shall we?

Iago: Swell. [coughs]

[sinister laughter]

Aladdin: Almost there.

Max Taylor: We've got you.

Jasmine: I want to thank you for stopping that man.

Aladdin: Uh, forget it. So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?

Jasmine: Is it that obvious?

Aladdin: Well, you do kind of stand out. I mean, uh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.

Connor Lacey: Look out!

Jasmine: Hmm. I'm a fast learner.

Abu: Wow.

Aladdin: [chuckling] Hey. Come on. This way. Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.

Jasmine: Is this where you live?

Aladdin: Yep. Just me, the Irelanders and Abu. Come and go as we please.

Jasmine: That sounds fabulous.

Aladdin: Well, it's not much, but it's got a great view. Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?

Connor Lacey: Yeah.

Jasmine: Oh, it's wonderful.

Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live here, and have servants and valets.

Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.

Aladdin: It's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.

Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.

Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...

Jasmine: You're just...

Both: ...trapped.

Natalie Breez: Right.

Steel: We used to hide from the law.

Bunny Blanc: But, since we solve the mystery of the Ryan murder and the Shredderette, we don't have to hide from the law anymore.

Aladdin: [clears throat] So, where are you from?

Jasmine: What does it matter? I ran away and I am not going back.

Aladdin: Really? How come?

Abu: Why, you...

Alejandro "Alex" Villar: Why would you do that?

Jasmine: My father's forcing me to get married.

Aladdin: That's... that's awful. Abu!

[angry squeaking]

Jasmine: What?

Aladdin: Abu says, uh... that's not fair.

Abu: What?

Jasmine: Oh, did he?

Aladdin: Yeah, of course.

Jasmine: And does Abu have anything else to say?

Aladdin: Well, uh, he wishes there was something he could do to help.

Abu: Oh, boy.

Jasmine: Hmm. Tell him that's very sweet.

Razoul: Here you are.

Both: They're after me! You?

Connor Lacey: I guess so.

Jasmine: My father must have sent them...

Aladdin: Do you trust us?

Jasmine: What?

Aladdin: Do you trust us?

Jasmine: Yes...

Aladdin: Then jump!

Razoul: We just keep running to each other, don't we, street rat?

Aladdin: Run! Go! Get out of here!

Razoul: Get this thing off of me! It's the dungeon for you, boy.

Aladdin: Get off me.

Jasmine: Let him go.

Rayne Martinez: Yeah!

Razoul: Looky here, men. Street rats and street mice.

[guards laugh]

Jasmine: Unhand him, by order of the princess.

Connor Lacey: And by the order of the Irelanders.

Razoul: Princess Jasmine. The Irelanders.

Aladdin: The princess?

Abu: Princess?

C.Y.T.R.O.: You must be the princess, one of the people are talking about.

Jasmine: Yes.

Razoul: What are you all doing outside the palace? And with this street rat.

Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.

Apple White: Yeah. What she said.

Razoul: I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar and Zeta. You'll have to take it up with him.

Jasmine: Believe me, I will. You try to get the boy out.

Connor Lacey: We're on it, your Highness.

Jasmine: Jafar? Zeta?

Jafar: Oh, Princess.

Zeta the Sorceress: Princess.

Iago: Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.

Jafar: How may we be of service to you?

Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, on your orders.

Jafar: Your father has charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a crinimal.

Jasmine: What was his crime?

Iago: I can't breathe, Jafar.

Jafar: Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.

Iago: If you could just... Aah! That hurt!

Jasmine: He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.

Jafar: Oh, dear. Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had but we known...

Jasmine: What do you two mean?

Jafar: Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out.

Zeta the Sorceress: I'm afraid he's right.

Jasmine: What sentence?

Jafar: Death.

[gasping]

Jafar: By beheading.

Jasmine: No.

Zeta the Sorceress: Yes.

Jafar: We are exceedingly sorry, Princess.

Zeta the Sorceress: Yes, extremely sorry.

Jasmine: How could you? [weeping]

Iago: [coughing] [coughing, gasping] So, how did it go?

Jafar: I think she took it, rather well.

Jasmine: [Jasmine crying] It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.

[Rajah murmuring]

Aladdin: She was the princess. I can't believe it. I must have sounded stupid to her.

Abu: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!

Nathan Evo: The princess sent us here.

Aladdin: Abu. Guys. Down here.

[squeaking]

Aladdin: Come on, help me out of these.

[scolding]

Julius Nex: He's right, you know.

Aladdin: Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.

Abu: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aladdin: Don't worry. I'll never see her again. I'm a street rat, remember? And there's a law. She's gotta marry a prince. She deserves a prince.

Abu: Ta-da!

Aladdin: I'm a fool.

Old Man Jafar: You're only a fool if you give up, boy.

Aladdin: Who are you?

Jimi Stringer: It's an old man.

Old Man Jafar: A lowly prisoner, like yourself. But together, perhaps we can be more.

Aladdin: We're listening.

Old Man Jafar: There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, fillled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

Abu: Ooh!

Old Man Jafar: Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I'd wager.

Iago: Jafar, can you hurry up? I'm dyin' in here. [squawking]

Aladdin: But the law says that only a prince can...

Old Man Jafar: You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. [wheezing laugh]

Dunkan Bulk: Looks like, he has the gold in his teeth, so he makes the rules.

Aladdin: So. Why would you share all of this wonderful treasure with me?

Old Man Jafar: I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.

Aladdin: Uh, one problem. It's out there. We're in here.

Old Man Jafar: Uh-uh. Things aren't always what they seem. So, do we have a deal?

Abu: Oh, I don't know.

Connor Lacey: Let's get going.

[thunder crashing]

Cave: Who disturbs my slumber?

Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin.

Connor Lacey: And us, the Irelanders.

Cave: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.

Old Man Jafar: Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp, and the you shall have your reward.

Aladdin: Come on, guys.

[squeaking]

Aladdin: Would you look at that! [whimpering] Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan. Abu!

[whines]

Aladdin: Don't... touch... anything. We gotta find that lamp.

Sorrel: Yeah, the lamp. Remember?

Abu: [grumbles] Huh? Guys!

Aladdin: Abu, will you knock it off?

[screeches]

Aladdin: Abu, what are you, crazy? A magic carpet. Come on. Come on out. We're not gonna hurt you.

[screeches]

Aladdin: Hey, take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite. Thanks.

[squeaking]

Aladdin: Hey. Wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us. Hey! Whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp. I think he knows where it is.

[squeaks excitedly]

X-23: That must be the lamp, we're looking for.

[echoes]

Aladdin: [whispers] Wait here.

Abu: [moaning] Oh!

Aladdin: This is it. This is what we came all the way down here to...

All: Abu! No!

Cave: Infidels!

Abu: Uh-oh.

Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!

Aladdin: Whoa!

The Irelanders: Nice going, Abu!

Abu: Help! Help! Help!

Aladdin: Gotcha! Whoa. Carpet, let's move. Abu! Abu, this is no time to panic. Start panicking.

All: Whoa!

[Abu panting]

[thunder cracks]

[roaring]

Aladdin: Help me out.

Old Man Jafar: Throw me the lamp.

Aladdin: I can't hold on. Give me your hand.

Old Man Jafar: First give me the lamp. [maniacal laughter] Yes! At last! [wicked laughter]

Aladdin: [Aladdin struggles] What are you doing?

Old Man Jafar: Giving you your reward. Your eternal reward. [screaming]

Captain America (Avengers Assemble (2013): Way to go, Abu!

[yelling]

All: We got you, Aladdin!

[roaring]

Old Man Jafar: [chuckling] It's mine.

Jafar: It's all mine. I... where is it? No. No!

Zeta the Sorceress: The lamp was lost, again!

Sultan: Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?

Jasmine: [sniffling] Jafar and Zeta have... done something terrible.

Sultan: There, there, my dear. We'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.

Hulk (Avengers Assemble (2013): My head.

Abu: Oh. Aladdin. Wake up. Aladdin.

Max Taylor: You alright, Aladdin?

Aladdin: Yes. Oh! My head. We're trapped. That two-faced son of a jackal! [snarling] Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp.

Wolverine (X-Men Evolution): I wouldn't be too sure of that.

Abu: Aha!

Aladdin: [chuckling] Why, you hairy little thief. Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out.

Genie: Aaaaahhhhh! Oy! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck. Hang on a second. Whoa! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there. Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi. Where you from? What's your name?

Aladdin: Uh... Uh, Aladdin.

Genie: Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you "Al"? Or maybe just "Din." How about "Laddie"? Sounds like, "Here, boy. C'mon, Laddie."

???: Hey, Genie! Don't forget us!

[Then, Shimmer and Shine and their friends appeared]

Connor Lacey: Hey. Who are you?

Shimmer (Shimmer and Shine): I'm Shimmer. This is Shine, Tala, Nahal, Leah, Zac, Kaz and Zain.

Kaz: And you are?

Connor Lacey: Well, I'm Connor Lacey. This is Maxwell McGrath, Steel, Alejandro "Alex" Villar, Rayne Martinez, C.Y.T.R.O., Spider-Man, White Tiger, Iron Fist, Power Man, Nova, Agent Venom, Dagger, Cloak, Iron-Spider, Patrioteer, Ka-Zar, Zabu, Triton, Rhino, Mary Jane Watson aka Spider-Woman, Kid Arachnid, Scarlet Spider, Sandman, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Falcon, Black Panther, Vision, Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Wasp, Songbird, Atlas, Techno, Meteorite, Mach-IV, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Sally Carrera, Luigi and Guido, Sheriff, Fillmore, Sarge, Ramone and Flo, Lizzie, Red, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Cruz Ramirez, Blaze, AJ, Gabby, Stripes, Starla, Darington, Zeg, Watts, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Slash, Leatherhead, Dr. Tyler Rockwell, Pigeon Pete, Muckman, Mondo Gecko, Sal Commander, Mona Lisa, Karai aka Hamato Miwa, Shinigami, Max Taylor, Chomp, Zoe Drake, Paris, Rex Owen, Ace, Dr. Z, Ursula, Zander, Ed, Rod, Laura, Terry, Spiny, Tank, Dan Kuso, Drago, Runo Misaki, Tigress, Marucho Marukura, Preyas, Elfin, Akwimos, Infinity Trister, Radizen, Roxtor, Shun Kazami, Skyress, Julie Makimoto, Gorem, Alice Gehabich, Hydranoid, Mira Clay, Wilda, Ace Grit, Percival, Baron Leltoy, Nemus, Ingram, Hawktor, Taylean, Jaakor, Skytruss, Orbeum, Jake Vallory, Coredem, Fabia Sheen, Aranaut, Ren Krawler, Linehalt, Paige, Boulderon, Rafe, Wolfurio, Spectra Phantom, Helios, Gunz Lazar, Reptak, Toby Tripp, Nick Tripp, Lucas Wanson, Jessica Herleins, Iris (Lolirock), Auriana, Talia, Carissa, Lyna, Preston Stormer, William Furno, Daniel Rocka, Nathan Evo, Julius Nex, Natalie Breeze, Mark Surge, Jimmi Stringer, Duncan Bulk, Apple White, Briar Beauty, Ashlynn Ella, Hopper Croakington II, Blondie Lockes, Lizzie Hearts, Daring Charming, Alistair Wonderland, Farrah Goodfairy, Crystal Winter, Faybelle Thorn, Holly O'Hair, Dexter Charming, Justine Dancer, Gus Crumb and Helga Crumb, Meeshell Mermaid, Raven Queen, Madeline Hatter, Cerise Hood, Hunter Huntsman, Kitty Cheshire, Bunny Blanc, Cedar Wood, Darling Charming, C.A. Cupid, Ramona Wolf, Rosabella Beauty, Ginger Breadhouse, Poppy O'Hair, Nina Thumbell, Melody Piper, Jillian Beanstalk, Humphrey Dumpty, Sparrow Hood, Agent J, Agent K, Wolverine, Storm, The Beast, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Spyke, Rogue, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, X-23, Yuya Sukaki, Alexis Rhodes, Aster Phoenix, Crow Hogan, Jack Atlas, Kite Tenjo, Ikki Tenryou, Metabee, Erika, Brass, Koji Karakuchi, Sumilidon, The Screws (Samantha and Peppercat, Sloan and Totalizer, Spyke and Cynadog), Rintaro, Kantaroth, Karin Junlei, Neutranurse, Henry/Hikaru Agata, Arcbeetle, Nae, Honey, Ginkai, Arc-Dash, Tak, Komandog, Rokusho, Connor, Abby, Chip, Mong, Hela Nemo, Professor Nemo, Cubix, Dondon, Cerebix, Maximix, Kan-it, Diagnostix, Mr. Fixit, Endurix, Tyrannix, Miles Callisto, Loretta Callisto, Blodger Blopp, Haruna Kitumba, Mirandos Ariellian, M.E.R.C., Miss Baker, Sly, Sheldon, Bowtie, Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane, Keith, Lance, Katie "Pidge" Holt, Hunk, Princess Allura, Verity, Piplup, Sorrel, Lucario, Takato Matsuki, Guilmon, Henry Wong, Terriermon, Rika Nonaka, Renamon, Ryo Akiyama, Cyberdramon, Takuya Kanbara, Koji Minamoto, J.P. Shibayama, Zoe Orimoto, Tommy Himi, Koichi Kimura, Bokomon and Neemon, Marcus Damon, Agumon, Thomas H. Norstein, Gaomon, Yoshi Fujieda, Lalamon, Keenan Crier, Falcomon, Connor Lacey, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Tikki, Adrien Agreste, Plagg, Chloé Bourgeois, Pollen, Alya Césaire, Trixx, Nino Lahiffe and Wayzz. We are the Irelanders.

Leah (Shimmer and Shine): Whoa. The Irelanders?

Shun Kazami: Yes, that's us.

Shine (Shimmer and Shine); It's an honor to meet the solvers of the Shredderette and the Ryan murder case.

Aladdin: I must have hit my head harder than I thought.

Genie: Do you smoke? Mind if I do? [giggling] Oh, sorry, Cheetah. Hope I didn't singe the fur. Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tass-el. Yeah. Yo, yo. Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look from the side. Do I look different to you?

Aladdin: Wait a minute. I'm your master?

Genie: That's right. He can be taught. What would you wish for me? The ever impressive, the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated... [echoing] Duplicated, duplicated... Genie... of the Lamp! Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your very much wish fulfillment. Thank you.

Aladdin: Whoa. Wish fulfillment?

Genie: Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No subsitutions, exchanges or refunds.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Status update: This is gonna fun.

Aladdin: Now I know I'm dreaming.

Genie: Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here. So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities. ♪ When Ali Baba had them 40 thieves, scherezad-ie had a thousand tales. But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves, you got a brand of magic never fails. You got some power in your corner now, some heavy ammunition in your camp, you got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how, see all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say. Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be? Ley me take your your order, jot it down, you ain't never had a friend like me. Life is your reasurant, and I'm your matie 'd'! Come on, whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like me. Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service, you're the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish, how about a little more baklava? Have some of column A, try all of column B. I'm in the mood to help you dude, you ain't never had a friend like me. Oh, my. No, no. ♪ [scatting] ♪ Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here, can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip! And then make the sucker disappear? So doncha sit there slack, jawed, buggy eyed. I'm here to answer all your midday prayers, you got me bona fide, certified, you got a genie for your chare d'affaires. I got a powerful urge to help you out, so what you wish? I really wanna know. You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt, well, all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh. Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three. I'm on the job, you big nabob. You ain't mever had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend like me! ♪ Ah ha ha! Wah ha ha! [greedy laugh] ♪ You ain't never had a friend like me. ♪

[buzzing]

[strong applause]

Abu: [chattering] Huh? [groans]

Alejandro "Alex" Villar: That's good, Genie.

Genie: So, what'll be, Master?

Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?

Genie: Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.

Aladdin: Like?

Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Rule number two. I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little punim there. Rule number three. I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it. Other than that, you got it.

Aladdin: Hmm.

Abu: Oh!

Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all-powerful genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out.

Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down!

All: Yikes!

[Abu screeches]

Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere. Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. We're... outta here!

Sultan: Jafar and Zeta, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded.

Jafar: I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again.

Zeta the Sorceress: That's right.

Sultan: Jasmine... Jafar. Now, let's put this whole messy businese behind us. Please.

Jafar: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess.

Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am a queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.

[chuckles nervously]

Sultan: That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!

Jafar: [growls] If only I had gotten that lamp.

Iago: "I will have the power to get rid of you." [growling] To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives...

Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.

Both: Eww!

Nazboo: [mumbling]

Iago: Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar. What if you were the chump husband?

Jafar and Zeta the Sorceress: What?

Iago: Okay, you marry the princess, all right? And, uh, then you become the sultan. Jafar: Oh. Marry the shrew. I become the sultan. The idea has merit. Iago: Yes, merit. Yes. And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. Yaaah! Kersplat! Jafar: [wicked laughter] I love the way your foul little mind works. [both laugh sinisterly] Genie: Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Good-ye. Thank you. Goodbye. Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa? Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes. Genie: Dost mine ears decieve me? Three? You are down by one, boy. Aladdin: Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own. Genie: Well, I feel sheepish. All right, you baaad boy, but no more freebies. Aladdin: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. What would you wish for? Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it. Aladdin: What? Genie: No, I can't. I... Aladdin: Come in. Tell me. Genie: Freedom. Aladdin: You're a prisoner? Genie: It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig. Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space. Aladdin: Genie, that's terrible. Genie: But, oh, to be free. Not have to go, "Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be grater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus. Aladdin: Why not? Genie: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's heppened. Aladdin: I'll do it. I'll set you free. Genie: Uh-huh, yeah, right. Aladdin: No, really, I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free. Genie: Well, here's hopin'. All right. Let's make some magic. So how 'bout it? What is it you want most? Aladdin: Well, there's this girl. Genie: Wrong. I can't make anybody fall in love, remember? Aladdin: Oh, but, Genie, she's smart and fun and... Genie: Pretty? Aladdin: Beautiful. She's got these eyes that just, and this hair. Wow. And her smile... [sighs] Ami. Genie: C'est l'amour. Aladdin: But she's the princess. To even have a chance, I'd have to be... Hey, can you make me a prince? Genie: Let's see here. Chicken à la king? Nope. Alaskan king crab. Ow. I hate it when they do that. Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No. Aha. "To make a prince." Is that an official wish? Say the magic words. Aladdin: Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince. Genie: All right! Yo, yo! Woof! Woof! First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say, beggar? No. Let's work with me here. Ooh. I like it. Muy macho. Now, it still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy. Aqui. Over here. Abu: Uh-oh. Genie: Here he comes. What better way to make your enterance on the streets of Agrabah then riding your very own brand-new camel. Watch out. They spit. Mmm. Not enough. Still not enough. Let's see. What do you need? What do you need? Yes! Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo. Whoa! [trumpets] Genie: Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out. [trumpets] [frightened monkey noises] Prince Ali: Abu, you look good. Genie: He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant. But we're not through yet. Hang on to your turban, kid. We're gonna make you a star. [door opens] Jafar: Sire, I've found a solution to the problem with your daughter. Iago: Awk. The problem with your daughter. Sultan: Oh, really? Jafar: Right here. "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her." Sultan: But Jasmine hated all those suitors. How could I choose someone she hates? Jafar: Not to worry, my liege. There is more. "If in the event a suitable prince cannot be found," Sultan: Jerk. Jafar: "a princess must then be wed to..." Hmm. Interesting. Sultan: What? Who? Jafar: The royal vizier. Why, that would be... me. Sultan: But I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess. I'm quite sure that... Jafar: Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord. Sultan: Yes. Desperate measures. Jafar: You will order the princess to marry me. Sultan: I will order... the princess... to... But you're so old. Jafar: The princess will mary me. Sultan: The princess will marry... [trumpet fanfare] Sultan: What? What is that? That music. [chuckling] Jafar, you must come and see this. Chorus: ♪ Make way for Prince Ali! Say hey! It's Prince Ali! ♪ Genie: ♪ Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar. Hey, you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh, coome! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa. Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm, brush up your Sunday salaam. Then come and meet his spectacular coterie! Prince Ali! Mighty as he! Ali Ababwa! Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords. Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali. ♪ Men: ♪ He's got 75 golden camels. ♪ Genie: Don't they look lovely, June? Women: ♪ Purple peacocks, he's got 53. ♪ Genie: Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers. ♪ When it comes to exotic-type mammals. Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie! Prince Ali! Handsome as he, Ali Ababwa! ♪ Harem Girls: ♪ There's no question this Ali's alluring. Never ordinary, never boring. ♪ Genie: ♪ That physique! How can I speak?♪ Harem Girls: ♪ Everything about that man just plain impresses. ♪ Genie: ♪ Weak at the knee! Well, get on out in that square. ♪ Harem Girls: ♪ He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder. ♪ Genie: ♪ Adjust your veil and prepare. ♪ Harem Girls: ♪ He's about to pull my heart asunder. ♪ Genie: ♪ To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali! ♪ Harem Girls: ♪ And I absolutely love the way he dresses! ♪ Chorus: ♪ He's got 95 white Persian monkeys. ♪ Guards: ♪ He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys. ♪ Chorus: ♪ And to view them he charges no fee. ♪ Women: ♪ He's generous, so generous. ♪ Chorus: ♪ He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies. Proud to work for him. They bow to his whim, love serving him, they're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali! ♪ All: ♪ Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa! ♪ Genie: ♪ Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see. And that, good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by. ♪ Chorus: ♪ With 60 elephants, llamas, glore, with his bears and lions, a brass band and more. With his 40 fakirs, his cooks his bakers. His birds that warble on key. Make way for Prince Ali! ♪ Sultan: [clapping] Splendid. Absolutely marvelous. Prince Ali: [clears throat] Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand. Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too. Jafar: Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince Abooboo... Prince Ali: Ababwa. Jafar: Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to... Sultan: By Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. Ooh. I don't suppose I might... Prince Ali: Why, certainly, Your Majesty. Allow me. Jafar: Sire, I must advise against this. Sultan: Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun. Iago: Ow, ow, ow. Sultan: Ahh! Whoa! Look out! Here I come! Jafar: Just where did you say you were from? Prince Ali: Oh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure. Jafar: Try me. Sultan: Look out, Polly. Iago: Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug. Aah! Whew! Sultan: Out of the way. I'm coming in to land. Jafar, watch this. Jafar: Spectacular, Your Highness. Sultan: That was lovely. Yes, I do see to have a knack for it. This is a very impressive youth. And a prince besides. [whispers] If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Jasmine after all. Jafar: I don't trust him, Sire. Sultan: Nonsense. One thing, I pride myself on, Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character. Iago: Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not! Sultan: Jasmine will like this one. Prince Ali: And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine. Jafar: Your Highness, no. I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess? Prince Ali: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter. Jasmine: How dare you. All of you. Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won. Sultan: Oh, dear. Don't worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down. Jafar: I think it's time to say good-bye to Prince Abooboo. Prince Ali: [Aladdin sighs] What am I gonna do? Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. I should've known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish. [growling] Genie: So move. Hey. That's a good move. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug. Prince Ali: Genie, I need help. Genie: All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do you got it? Aladdin: What? Genie: Tell her the truth! Aladdin: No way. If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she'd laugh at me. Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh. Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself. Prince Ali: Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I just... I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look? Genie: Like a prince. [sighs] Prince Ali: Princess Jasmine? [growling] Jasmine: Who's there? Prince Ali: It's me, Prince Ali. Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa. Jasmine: I do not want to see you. Prince Ali: No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance. Jasmine: Just leave me alone. Prince Ali: Down, kitty. Genie: So, how's your little beau doing? Prince Ali: Good kitty, take off. [Rajah growling] Prince Ali: Down, kitty. Jasmine: Wait. Wait. Do I know you? Prince Ali: Uh, no. No. Jasmine: You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace. Prince Ali: The marketplace? I have servants who go to the marketplace for me. Why, I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants. So. I couldn't have been me you met. Jasmine: No. I guess not. Genie: Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature. Prince Ali: Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You're very... Genie: Wonderful, magnificent, punctual. Prince Ali: ...punctual. Jasmine: Punctual? Genie: Sorry. Prince Ali: Uh, beautiful. Genie: Nice recovery. Jasmine: Hmm. I'm rich, too, you know. Prince Ali: Yeah. Jasmine: The daughter of a sultan. Prince Ali: I know. Jasmine: A fine prize for any prince to marry. Prince Ali: Uh, right. Right. A prince like me. Genie: Warning! Warning! Jasmine: Right. A prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock I've met. Genie: Mayday! Mayday! Jasmine: Just go jump off a balcony! Prince Ali: What? Genie: Stop her. Stop her! Want me to sting her? Prince Ali: Buzz off. Genie: Okay, fine. But remember, "bee" yourself. Prince Ali: Yeah, right. Jasmine: What? Prince Ali: Uh... Uh, you're right. [sighs] You aren't just some prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choice. I'll go now. Jasmine: No! Prince Ali: What? What? Jasmine: How... How are you doing that? Prince Ali: It's a magic carpet. Jasmine: It's lovely. [kisses] Prince Ali: You, uh... You don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get put of the palace, see the world. Jasmine: Is it safe? Prince Ali: Sure. Do you trust me? Jasmine: What? Prince Ali: Do you trust me? Jasmine: Yes. Prince Ali: ♪ I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no. Or where to go. Or say we're only dreaming. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew. But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear, that now I'm in a whole new world with you. ♪ Prince Ali: ♪ Now I'm in a whole new world with you. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ Unbelievable sights. Indesribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling. Through an endless diamond sky. A whole new world. ♪ Prince Ali: ♪ Don't you dare close your eyes. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ A hundred thousand things to see. ♪ Prince Ali: ♪ Hold your breath, it gets better. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ I'm like a shooting star. I've coke so far. I can't go back to where I used to be. ♪ Prince Ali: ♪ A whole new world. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ Every turn a surprise. ♪ Prince Ali: With new horizons to pursue. ♪ Jasmine: Every moment red letter. ♪ Both: ♪ I'll chase them anywhere. There's no time to spare. Let me share this whole new world with you. ♪ Prince Ali: ♪ A whole new world. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ A whole new world. ♪ Prince Ali: ♪ That's where we'll be. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ That's where we'll be. ♪ Both: ♪ A thrilling chase. A wonderous place. For you and me. ♪ Jasmine: It's all so magical. Prince Ali: Yeah. Jasmine: It's a shame Abu had to miss this. Prince Ali: Nah. He hates fireworks. He doesn't like flying, either. Uh, that is, um... Oh, no. Jasmine: You are the boy from the market. I knew it. Why did you lie? Prince Ali: Jasmine, I'm sorry. Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid? Prince Ali: No. Jasmine: That wouldn't figure it out? Prince Ali: No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant. Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth. Prince Ali: The truth. The truth. Um... The truth is... I sometimes dress as a commoner, um... to escape the pressures of the palace life. But I really am a prince. Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me? Prince Ali: Well, you know... royalty going out into ths city in disguise, it sounds a little strange, don't you think? Jasmine: Hmm. Not that strange. Good night, my handsome prince. Prince Ali: Sleep well, princess. [sighs] Yes! [sighs] For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right. [yelling, struggling] Prince Ali: Hey! [muffled] Abu. Abu. Guard: Hold him. Jafar: I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince Abooboo. Prince Ali: [muffled] Why, you... Jafar: Make sure he's never found. [laughing] Genie: Never fails. Get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. Hello? Al? [gasping] Al! Kid, snap out of it. You can't cheat on this one. I can't help unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay! Come on, Aladdin! I'll take that as a yes. [imitating alarm] Up scope. [babbling in German] [coughing] Genie: Don't you scare me like that. Prince Ali: Genie, I, uh... I... Thanks, Genie. Genie: Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything. [humming] Sultan: Jasmine. Jasmine: Oh, Father, I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy. Sultan: You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you. Jasmine: What? Sultan: You will wed Jafar. [gasping] Jafar: You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. Jasmine: I will never marry you. Father, I choose Prince Ali. Jafar: Prince Ali left. Prince Ali: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar. Jasmine: Prince Ali! [gasping] Iago: How in the... uh. Awk! Prince Ali: Tell him the truth, Jafar. You tried to have me killed. Jafar: What? Ridiculous, nonsense, Your Highness. He is obviously lying. Sultan: Obviously lying. Jasmine: Father, what's wrong with you? Prince Ali: I know what's wrong. Sultan: Oh, my! Prince Ali: Your Highness. Jafar's besn controlling you with this. Sultan: [stammering] What? Jafar? You, you traitor! Jafar: Your Majesty, all this can be explained. Sultan: Guards! Guards! Iago: Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead. Sultan: Arrest Jafar at once. [struggling] Jafar: This is not done yet, boy. [laughing] [coughing] Sultan: Find him! Search everywhere! Prince Ali: Jasmine, are you all right? Jasmine: Yes. Sultan: Jafar, my most trusted counselor, plotting against mw all this time. This is horrible, just horrible. How will I ever... Huh? Can this be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? Ha, ha! Praise Allah! You brilliant boy, I could kiss you. I won't. I'll leave that to my... But you two will be wed at once. Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and then you, my boy, will become sultan. Prince Ali: Sultan? Sultan: Yes. A fine upstanding youth such as yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom means. Iago: We gotta get outta here. I gotta start panicking. Only essentials. We gotta travel light. Bring the guns, the weapons, and how about this picture? I think I'm naking a weird face in it. [laughing maniacally] Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip! Good grip. Jafar: Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin, Aladdin. He has the lamp, Iago. Iago: Why, that miserable... Jafar: But you are going to relieve him of it. Iago: Me? Prince Ali: Sultan? They want me to be Sultan? Genie: Huzzah! ♪ Hail the conquering hero! ♪ [♪ Stars and Stripes Forever plays] Aladdin, you've just won the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do next? [sighs deeply] Genie: [whispering] Psst. Your line is, "I'm going to free the genie." Anytime. Prince Ali: Genie, I can't. Genie: Sure you can. You just go, "Genie, I wish you free." Prince Ali: I'm serious. Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But they wanna make me sultan. No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin. Genie: Al, you won. Prince Ali: Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I can't wish you free. Genie: Fine. I understand. After all. You've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master. [sighing] Prince Ali: Genie, I'm really sorry. [raspberry] Prince Ali: Well, fine. Then just stay in there. What are you guys looking at? [whimpering, sniffling] Prince Ali: Look, I... I'm sorry. Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't... Wait. Come on. [sighing] What am I doing? [sighs] Genie's right. I gotta tell Jasmine the truth. Jasmine: Ali. Oh, Ali. Will you come here? Prince Ali: [sighing] Well, here goes. Jasmine? Where are you? Iago: [imitates Jasmine] Out in the menagerie. Hurry. Pinky: I'm coming. [panting] [wicked laughter] [goofy chuckle] Iago: You got a problem, Pinky? Jerk. [gleeful cackling] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you. [imitates Jafar] Excellent work, Iago. Ah, go on. [imitating Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven. Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'me embarrassed. I'm blushing. Sultan: People of Agrabah, my daughter has finally chosen a suitor. [crowd cheering] Prince Ali: Jasmine. Jasmine: Ali, where have you been? Prince Ali: Jasmine, there's something I got to tell you. Jasmine: The whole kingdom's turned out for Father's announcement. Prince Ali: No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please. You don't understand... Jasmine: Good luck. Sultan: Ali Ababwa! [cheering] Prince Ali: Oh, boy. [cheering] Iago: Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak. Jafar: Let them cheer. Genie: You know, Al, I'm getting really... I don't think you're him. Thonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man. Jafar: I am your master now. Genie: I was afraid of that. Jafar: Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high as sultan. Prince Ali: Whoa! Sultan: Bless my soul. What is this? What's going on? Oh, my goodness, what's happening? Jasmine: Father. [cackling] Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer. Iago: That Sultan Vile Betrayer to you. Prince Ali: Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that. [gasps] The lamp. Jafar: [Jafar laughs] Finders keepers, Abooboo. [whistles] [people screaming] Prince Ali: Genie, no! Genie: Sorry, kid. I got a new master now. Sultan: Jafar, I order you to stop. Jafar: Ah, but there's a new order now. My order. Finally, you will bow to me. Jasmine: We will never bow to you. Iago: Why am I not surprised? Jafar: If you won't bow before a sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer! Genie, my second wish... I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world! [Jafar laughs maniacllay] Prince Ali: Genie, stop! Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar! Jafar: No, where were we? Ah, yes. Abject humiliation. Down, boy. [meows] Jafar: Oh, Princess. There's someone I'm dying to to introduce you to. Prince Ali: Jafar. Get your hands off her. Jafar: ♪ Prince Ali, yes, it is he. But not as you know him! Read my lips and coms to grips with the reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Ali! ♪ Iago: Or should we say Aladdin? Jasmine: Ali? Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just... Jafar: ♪ So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin! Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws, give me adequate cause, to send him packing on a one-way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip! His assets frozen! The venue chosen! It's the ends of the earth! Whoopee! ♪ So long! Iago: Good-bye, see ya. Jafar: ♪ Ex-Prince Ali! ♪ [laughing maniacally] [wind howling] Aladdin: [shivering] Abu. Abu! [Abu whimpering] Aladdin: Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the genie when I had the chance. Abu. Are you okay? Abu: [teeth chattering] Mm-hmm. Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything. Somehow... I gotta go back and set things right. Carpet. [Abu chitters] Aladdin: [Aladdin strains] Abu, start digging. [frantic panting] Aladdin: That's it. Yeah! All right! [whines] Aladdin: Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go. Iago: Puppet want a cracker? [Sultan moaning] Iago: Here's your cracker. Shoved all the way down your throat. Here. Have lots. Jasmine: Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone. [growling] Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen... Jasmine: Never. Jafar: [enraged growl] I'll teach you some respect. [gasping] Jafar: No. Genie. I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me. Genie: Ah, Master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo... Jafar: Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout. You will do what I order to do, slave. Jasmine: Jafar. I never realized how... incredibly handsome you are. Jafar: Mmm. That's better. Now, pussycat... tell me more about myself. Jasmine: You're tall, dark, well dressed... Genie: Al. Al, little buddy. Aladdin: Shh. Genie: Al, I can't help you. I work for Señor Psychopath now. What are you gonna do? Aladdin: Hey, I'm a street rat, remember. I'll improvise. Jasmine: ...cute lite gaps between your teeth. Jafar: Go on. Jasmine: And your beard... is so... twisted. You've stolsn my heart. Iago: [gasping] Jaf...! [Iago mumbling] Jafar: And the street rat? Jasmine: What street rat? [clattering] [gasping] [gasping] Both: Yech! Jafar: That was... You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy? Aladdin: Get the lamp. Jafar: No! Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up. [growling] Aladdin: Jasmine. Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf... Jafar: Don't toy with me. Aladdin: Abu! Jafar: Things are unraveling fast now, boy. [Jafar laughing] Get the point? [laughing] [straining] Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up. Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake? Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be. [screaming] Genie: ♪ Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em rake! Stick that sword into that snake! ♪ Jafar: You stay out of this. Genie: Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it... great! Jasmine: Aladdin. [screams] Aladdin: Jasmine, hang on. Jafar: [laughing] You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth. Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a... Awk! Jafar: Without the genie, boy, you're nothing. Aladdin: The genie. The genie. The genie has more power than you'll ever have. Jafar: What? Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away. Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this? Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best. Jafar: You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long. Genie: The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the snake. Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie! Genie: All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al. Jafar: Yes. Yes! The power. [Jafar laughs] [Jasmine coughs] Jafar: The absolute power! Jasmine: What have you done? Aladdin: Trust me. Jafar: The universe is mine to command, to control! Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar. Aren't you forgetting something? Jafar: Huh? Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie... you got it. Jafar: What? Aladdin: And everything that goes with it. Jafar: No! No! Iago: I'm gettin' out of here. Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers... Iago: You're the genie. I don't want... Aladdin: Itty bitty living space. Genie: Al, you little genius, you. Sultan: Ahh! [meow] Jafar: Get your blasted beak out of my face. Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron. Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up. Genie: Allow me. 10,000 years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out. [Iago yelling, indistinct] Jafar: Shut up! Aladdin: Jasmine... I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince. Jasmine: I know why you did. Aladdin: Well, I guess... this is good-bye? Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you. Genie: [sniffles] Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again. Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom? Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked. Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you, but I got to stop pretending to be something I'm not. Jasmine: I understand. Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom. Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. What? Aladdin: Genie, you're free. Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile." Try that. Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile. Genie: No way! [laughing gleefully] Oh, does that feel good! Oh! I'm free! I'm free at last! I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world. I'm... Aladdin: Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you. Genie: Me, too, Al. [sniffles] No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me. Sultan: That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem. Jasmine: Father? Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy. Jasmine: Him. I choose... I choose you, Aladdin. Aladdin: Call me Al. Genie: Oh, all of ya, come over here. Big group hug. Group hug. Mind if I kiss the monkey? Ooh, hairball. Well, I can't do any more damage around this Popsicle stand. I'm outta here! Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds! Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history. No, I'm mythology. I don't care whatI am. I'm free! Aladdin: ♪ A whole ne world. ♪ Jasmine: ♪ A whole new life. ♪ Both: ♪ For you and me. ♪ Genie: [laughing] Made you look.