Opening Crawl/Battle over Jakku

Here's how the opening crawl and the battle over Jakku goes in Revenge of the Nightmare Family & Changling Queen.

[Stuingtion and Hiatt Grey Productions, proudly presents...]

"Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures Chronicles.

Revenge of the Nightmare Family & Changling Queen

Weeks have passed since the events of of "Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor", and Ed, Edd, and Eddy and the rest of our heroes have made peace after the fall of Bradey O'Diesel and the Sith. However, after their time of peace and victory, it seems that the Sith have not completely fallen yet. As a space battle takes place over Jakku, Blythe Baxter has been captured by Biff, Tiff, and The Biskits. So now, Jedi Knights Brian and Vinny Griffin attempt a daring rescue mission to save her....

[the camera then pans down and shows the battle over Jakku raging on, and 2 starships passed by as the battle continues]

Brian: Alright, we're gonna take this trip nice and smoovely.

Vinny: Let them pass between us. Accelerate to attack speed!

[The 2 ships go to attack mode and attack the flying droids]

Vinny: Nice shots, Bri.

Brian: Not so bad yourself! Cover me, Jimmy.

Jimmy (clone): I'm right with you, General Brian!

[The 2 attack several droid ships, till one is on Jimmy's tail!]

Brian: Jimmy, get clear!

Jimmy (clone): I can hold it!

Brian: Jimmy!

Jimmy (clone): No, I'm alright!

[Then his ship explodes]

Jimmy (clone): '''I'M HIT!!! DAAAHHH!!!'''

Brian: JIMMY, NO!!!

[then a vulture droid shoots missiles]

Vinny: Missiles, pull up!

[Brian and Vinny pulls up but the missiles chase after them]

Vinnny: Split up!

[they do so, but the missiles then split up and chase each one of the ships]

[And, as Vinny is flying away]

Vinny: Flying is for droids.

[then several buzz droids land on Vinny's ship]

Vinny: Brian, I need assistance.

Brian: Buzz droids.

[the Buzz droids then start damaging Vinny's ship