Team Ireland gets Hoodwinked/Transcript

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Nickie Flippers: Red Riding Hood, you probably know the story. But there's more to every tale than meets the eye. It's just like they always say, you can't judge a book by its cover. If you want to know the truth, you've gotta flip through the pages.

Red Puckett: Granny! It's me, Red! Is everything okay? Wolf: Oh, yeah, sure thing. Come on in. Red Puckett: What? Who are you?

Wolf: I'm your grandma. Red Puckett Your face looks really weird, Granny. Wolf: I've been sick. I... Your mouth doesn't move when you talk. Plastic surgery. Grandma's had a little work done. Now, come on over here. Let's... have a look at you. So, what's goin' on, Grandma? This and that, doing a lot of quilting. So, you got the loot? Whoa. What big hands you have. Oh, all the better to scratch my back with. - And what big ears you have! - All the better to hear your... ...many criticisms! Old people just have big ears, dear. And Granny, what big eyes you have! Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm gettin'? You came here for a reason, didn't ya? So tell old Granny what you got in the basket! Ah! Granny! What bad breath you have! - All right! - Ah! You again? What do I have to do, get a restraining order? Settle down, little girl. I'm on to you. - Hai-ya! - Save it, Red Fu. You been dodgin' me all day, but now you might as well give up. Ahh! Ha! You crazy wolf! What have you done with Granny? I'm taking Granny down, and you're next! - Granny! - It's you! But you...   Chief Grizzly, are the suspects - connected with the Goody Bandit? - Yeah, uh... No. Don't print that, Maxine. We don't know anything yet. Is the house made of gingerbread? - Don't think so. - Do bears eat gingerbread? That's enough with the questions. Jerry, come on! Get these people back! All right, back it up! Let the chief do his job! Come on, you, with the feathers, back behind the snake. I just want to go home and hibernate. - Bill! - Chief! - All right, what do we got? - It's a domestic disturbance. Breaking and entering, wielding an ax without a license, intent to eat. I get it. Any connection with the recipe robberies? You mean the Goody Bandit? Could be. The house belongs to Granny Puckett. - The cookbook lady? - Yeah, that's the one. Hmm. OK, Paul Bunyan was swinging the ax, and Wolfie was trying to eat Lil' Bit. - All right, get a muzzle on that guy. - I can explain everything.