The Journey to Duloc

This is how the journey to Duloc goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[Thomas, Crash, Matau and Grimlock arrived at the entrance to Duloc]

Thomas: Well, here we are. Grimlock, Crash, Matau, welcome to Duloc.

Crash Bandicoot: So, this must be Lord Farquaad's castle.

Thomas: Indeed it is.

[Matau then had a vision]

Thomas: Matau! [slaps him and the vision ends] Will you stay focused?

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry. Guess I had this vision.

Thomas: Anyways, we need to get inside. [sees a guy with a large Farquaad head nearby] Let's ask that guy.

Crash Bandicoot: Hello there!

[The guy sees them coming and runs away terrified]

Matau T. Monkey: Wait a minute. We're not going to kill you.

[The guy runs into a wall, knocking himself out]

Thomas: Oooh, that's gotta hurt.

[They enter the town, only to find it deserted]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. That's a nice place here.

Thomas: Yes. But It's quiet. Too quiet.

Matau T. Monkey: That castle is a bit much isn't it, Thomas? Do you think he might be planning for something?

Crash Bandicoot: Hey, look at this. [goes over to a cart and pulls a lever]

Matau T. Monkey: I know this. It's an info booth.

[The ticking begins and it opens. A bunch of small dolls then beginning the welcome song]

Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc~

It's a perfect town~

And we have some rules~

Let us lay them down~

Don't make wave, stay in line~

And we'll get along fine~

Duloc is a perfect place~

Please keep off of the grass~ Shine your shoes~ Wipe your... face.~ Duloc is, Duloc is,~ Duloc is a Perfect—~ Place!~

Matau T. Monkey: Say Cheese.

[The info booth closes and takes their picture before they can]

Matau T. Monkey: Here comes the photo.

[He takes and the others look at him quizcally]

Matau T. Monkey: Do you like it?

Crash Bandicoot: Wow! Let's do that again! [goes to pull the lever again]

Matau T. Monkey: NO![pulls Crash from the lever]

Thomas: Crash. We need to keep the noise level down. Someone might hear us.

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. Matau, can you give the photo to Ryan when we get back?

Matau T. Monkey: Of course.

[They suddenly hear trumpet noises]

Crash Bandicoot: What's that noise? Looks like there's going to be a contest.

Thomas: I don't think so, Crash. Come on.

[They approache a huge areana where Evil Ryan is addressing knights of all armor shapes and sizes]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. Looks like one of the princes is giving a speech.

Thomas: Shush.

[Matau nods his head for yes]

Evil Ryan: My dear knights. It is indeed my great pleasure to say that one of you will go fourth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon.

[the crowd gasps]

Evil Ryan: And one of you shall be given that honor in doing the one sacrifice my farther is willing to make.

Evil Anna: Nicely said, Evil Ryan.

[The knights hear Thomas coming and turn and stare at him]

Bertram T. Monkey: Is that my good twin brother Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes. Bertram, it's me.

Bertram T. Monkey: Wow. I see that your master, Ryan send you here.

Thomas: Mmm-hmm.

Lord Farquaad: You can't be serious, Bertram. I mean, look at that thing. It's hidious.

Crash Bandicoot: Oh come on. That's not very nice. Matau is a monkey with a repulser in his chest as a life support system and Ryan's apprentice.