At the fairytale sell/Donkey, Ryan and the gang meet Shrek

This is how at the fairytale sell and Donkey and Ryan's team meet Shrek in Crash, Thomas and Ryan Meet Shrek.

[The poster lands on the ground]

Guard: Alright, this one's full!

[It cuts to a dwarf's head sticking out of some bars]

Guard: Take it away!

[Wehear a whipcrack as the cart pulls away and then we see a knight towing the seven dwarves]

Knight: [yanks on the chain] Come on, get up!

[In the background, we see another Knight pushing a unicorn into a cart and at a table someone has brought in a witch shoved to the table]

Guard: Give me that! [grabs a witch's broom and snaps it in two over his knee]

Witch: Oh!

Guard: Flying days are over!

Guard captain: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

Man: [dragging an elf] Get up!

[Then line moves down to where we see Gepetto carrying Pinocchio and a women towing a donkey who then looks around the campsite where we see the seven dwarves and the witch thrown into another cart and then we hear someone crying, as we then view the 3 bears with the Mama and Papa in one cage and the baby bear in a smaller cage]

Baby Bear: This cage is too small!

Donkey: Please don't turn me in, I'll never be stubborn again. I can change, please! Give me another chance!

Old lady: Oh, shut up. [hits him]

Donkey: Oh!

Captain guard: Next! What have you got?

Geppetto: This little wooden puppet.

Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy! [his nose grows out]

Guard captain: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this!

Captain guard: Next.

Pinocchio: Help me!

Captain guard: What have you got?

Women: Well, I've got a talking donkey! [yanks the rope, making Donkey jolt forward as he yelps]

Captain Guard: Right... Well, that's good for 10 shillings. If you can prove it.

Women: Oh, all right. [takes off rope] Go ahead, little fella.

[But Donkey doesn't speak, as the Captain Guard eyes him]

Captain Guards: Well?

Women: [nervously scoffs] He..He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatter-box! [to Donkey)] Talk you, bone-headed dolt!

Captain Guard: That's it, I've seen enough. Guards!

Women: No, no! He talks! He does! [grabs Donkey's mouth and moves it to look like he's talking] [imitating Donkey] I can talk! I love to talk! I'm the talkingest darn thing you ever saw! (smiles nervously)

Captain Guard: [doesn't buy it] Get her out of my sight!

Woman: No! No, I swear! [the guards grab her and she kicks a lantern containing a pixie] He can talk!

[The lantern flies in the air and then falls for Donkey]

Donkey: (gasps) [the lantern lands on him] Oof! [The pixie dust then spreads to his body and he then starts floating] Hey, I can fly!

Peter Pan: He can fly!

The Three Pigs: (in unison) He can fly!

Captain Guard: He can talk!?

Donkey: