Opening Crawl/Battle over Jakku

Here's how the opening crawl and the battle over Jakku goes in Revenge of the Nightmare Family & Changling Queen.

[Stuingtion and Hiatt Grey Productions, proudly presents...]

"Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures Chronicles.

Revenge of the Nightmare Family & Changling Queen

Weeks have passed since the events of of "Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor", and Ed, Edd, and Eddy and the rest of our heroes have made peace after the fall of Bradey O'Diesel and the Sith. However, after their time of peace and victory, it seems that the Sith have not completely fallen yet. As a space battle takes place over Jakku, Blythe Baxter has been captured by Biff, Tiff, and The Biskits. So now, Jedi Knights Brian and Vinny Griffin attempt a daring rescue mission to save her....

[the camera then pans down and shows the battle over Jakku raging on, and 2 starships passed by as the battle continues]

Brian: Alright, we're gonna take this trip nice and smoovely.

Vinny: Let them pass between us. Accelerate to attack speed!

[The 2 ships go to attack mode and attack the flying droids]

Vinny: Nice shots, Bri.

Brian: Not so bad yourself! Cover me, Jimmy.

Jimmy (clone): I'm right with you, General Brian!

[The 2 attack several droid ships, till one is on Jimmy's tail!]

Brian: Jimmy, get clear!

Jimmy (clone): I can hold it!

Brian: Jimmy!

Jimmy (clone): No, I'm alright!

[Then his ship explodes]

Jimmy (clone): '''I'M HIT!!! DAAAHHH!!!'''

Brian: JIMMY, NO!!!

[then a vulture droid shoots missiles]

Vinny: Missiles, pull up!

[Brian and Vinny pulls up but the missiles chase after them]

Vinnny: Split up!

[they do so, but the missiles then split up and chase each one of the ships]

[And, as Vinny is flying away]

Vinny: Flying is for droids.

[then several buzz droids land on Vinny's ship]

Vinny: Brian, I need assistance.

Brian: Buzz droids.

[the Buzz droids then start damaging Vinny's ship]

Vinny: Oh dear, they're shutting down all the controls!

Brian: Move more to the right, so I can get a clear shot at them.

Vinny: No, get to the main ship, and get Blythe! we're running out of tricks here!

[Brian then starts shooting at the droids, but ends up damaging part of Vinny's ship]

Vinny: Hold your fire, it's not helping me here!

Brian; You're right. that's not working.

[Brian then flies in closer alongside Vinny's ship and clangs]

Vinny: Doh!

Brian: Hold Still. I'm gonna try something else.

[Brian then slides the wing of his ship on Vinny's and crushes the Buzz Droids]

Brian: The command ship is dead ahead.

Vinny: But the shields are still up!

Brian: Oh, right!

[Brian turns over, and then shoots the shield generator]

[and then the main doors start to close]

Vinny: I have a extremly bad feeling about this!

[the 2 ships then speed in and make it through the main opening at the last second and their ships skid on the landing dock, and they activate their Lightsabers and kill droids in the hanger]

[then they hack into the system and find Blythe on the ship's schematics]

Vinny: Blythe's signal is coming from the main observation tower.

Brian: We should meet her on top of that spiar.

Vinny: Let's move.

[as they race down the halls, they killed many droids on the way]

[as they soon hop into an elevator, which happens to have several droids inside it, and the 2 kill them all]

[Then the elevator stops]

Vinny: You press the stop button?

Brian: No, did you?

Vinny: No.

Brian: Well, time for plan B. [he then uses his Lightsaber to cut a hole in the roof of the elevator]

Vinny: I don't wanna a "plan B", I wanna get moving!

[Then the roof falls open with a hole]

[but after Brian hops out, the elevator then suddenly goes up]

Vinny: Whoa!

Brian: Whoa!

[Brian then hops down inside the elevator]

Vinny: What just happened?

Brian: I don't know.

[Then they reach to top where Blythe was there]

Vinny: Blythe!

Brian: You alright?

Blythe Baxter: Cashmere and Velvet.

[then Brian and Vinny look back and see Cashmere and Velvet with some super magna droids]

Cashmere: Your swords please.

Velvet: Yeah, we don't wanna make a mess in front of Baxter.

Vinny: She's coming with us.

[They all activate their sabers]

[they then start clashing sabers]

Brian: My powers have doubled since the last time we encountered each other.

Velvet: Nice.

Cahsmere: twice the pride, double the fall.

[they continue clashing their sabers as Vinny is knocked back, as Brian and the 2 chinchillas go up the stairs, as vinny gets back up and kills the droids]