Thread:Yru17/@comment-26117181-20150218023728/@comment-26117181-20150218233847

The lines go like this.

Michael: Hi, everybody. We want you to know you are all members of Barney's Backyard Gang. And we've made a song just for

Patrick: Excuse me, sir. Do you have any ketchup?

Squidward: No, i do- Ketchup?

SpongeBob: Patrick, what brought you here?

Patrick: 2 words, SpongeBob. "Na" "Chos"

Squidward: 2 words, Patrick. Get lost!

Patrick: What's that?

(Patrick sees the ticket)

Squidward: Oh, no, you don't, Patrick. You stay away from my ti- huh?!

(Squidward defaltes as Patrick eats Squidward's ticket)

SpongeBob: It's okay, Squidward. I still have my ticket. Well, i'd be glad to share it with you.

(Patrick eats SpongeBob's ticket and burps. Then his stomach growls)

Patrick: Tummy want more.

(Patrick walks off)

SpongeBob: Oh, boy.

Squidward: I am going to get those tickets back even if i have to rip Patrick in half!

(Squidward tears his head in half)

Michael: Is somebody in the audience alright back there?

Selena: I think i just saw a brown shirt wearing octopus tearing his head in half.

Tigger: It's gotta dangerous. What could he be thinking?

Rabbit: Who?

Tigger: Patrick.

(Patrick gets on stage.)

Rabbit: No! Now, now no one panic

Baloo: Oh, boy. That ain't good.

Rabbit: The first thing we do is not to panic because-- Somebody do something! Oh, my goodness, Patrick! Have you lost your mind? What are you doing?!

(Patrick grabs the microphone underneath)

Patrick: I would like two extra cheesy nachos with a side of cheese and 2 vanilla coral shakes

(Audience boos at Patrick)

Patrick: Actually, make the 2 cheese coral shakes. Instead of whipped cream on top, i'll take cream cheese on the bottom. That's it for now.

(Patrick lands on Squidward. Odette lifts him up and kisses head)

Squidward: Thank you, Odette.

Odette: My pleasure, Squidward.

(Patrick runs out of the theater laughing)

Squidward: Hey, come back here with those tickets!