Food fight

This is how the Food fight goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 2.

[Thomas and Shining are still having a food fight]

Pinkie Pie: This doesn't look good.

Crash Bandicoot: How's Skyla doing, Cadance?

Princess Cadance: She's doing fine. It's so nice to have the family together for dinner.

[Thomas and Shining stand up and pulling at a roasted pig's legs. It then flies into the air as they let go]

Princess Cadance: [gasps] Shining!

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas!

Thomas: Twilight!

Shining Armor: Twilight!

Crash Bandicoot: Thomas!

Twilight Sparkle: Cadance!

Princess Cadance: Shining!

Pinkie Pie: Pinkie!

[The roasted pig lands in front of Pinkie and Cadance. Twilight stands up and gallops out of the room, passing the chipmunks on the way]

Alvin: Hi, Twilight.

[But Twilight ignores him]

Alvin: What? Did Ryan put me under his spell or something?

Simon: No, Alvin. It's probably because of what happened in there.

Alvin: Oh. Right.

Simon: I assure you, Alvin, is that Ryan has got a pendant to protect him from the Dazzlings' singing.

Alvin: I already know that, Simon. Maybe we should ask Fiona.

Ryan F-Freeman:[picks up Alvin] I think this is a good idea, Alvin.

Alvin: Where's Fiona? What happened with Twilight?

Ryan F-Freeman: I know where she is, Alvin. [to Mal] Come on, Mal.

Mal: Okay.

Alvin: You still got your pendant, Mal?

[Mal nods]

Princess Fiona: Oh, hey guys.

Crash Bandicoot: Hi, Ryan, Alvin and Mal.

Ryan F-Freeman: Fiona, Shining and Thomas have problems trusting each other and now they've made Twilight upset.

Princess Fiona: Oh. She's just going through the problems I went through.

Alvin: Yeah. I hope she'll calm down.

[Meanwhile, Twilight goes into the bedroom]

Twilight Sparkle: I thought this was supposed to be a family reunion. Not some food fight. Why can't it be like the good old days? [she goes onto the balcony and lets a tear roll down her face. Suddenly, bubbles appear and she notices] Are those bubbles?

[Twilight looks up]

[The Fairy Godmother (Shrek) appears in a bubble]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Your qualities a call to me~

So here comes my sweet remedy~

I know what every princess needs~

For her to live life happily~

[She pops the bubble and is surprised by Twilight's appearance]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you. You're, um... grown up.

Twilight Sparkle: Hi. I'm Twilight. Who are you?

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh, sweet-pee, I'm your Fairy Godmother.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! I have a fairy godmother.

[She shushes Twilight]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Now don't worry. I'm here to make it all better. With... just... a...

[sings] Wave of my magic wand~

Your troubles will soon be gone~

With a flick of a wrist, in just a flash~

You'll have a prince and a ton of cash~

A nice fine dress made by mice, no less~

It's a crystal dress, pumps and normal stress~

Worries will vanish, your soul will dance~

Combined with your very own furniture friends~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek) and furniture: We'll help you set a new fashioned life~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great~

Furniture: The kind of gal the prince would take~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): They'll write your name on the bathroom wall~

Mirror: Even I feel that I could give you a call~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): A lovely carriage to ride in style~

Sexy man, my showman Kyle~

All your worries will soon decay~

Frowny smiles will fade away~

And olicahey! Have a cute puppy day~

Puppy: [barks]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Heal and toc here and there~

Till you have the perfect prince with the perfect hair~

Plus, special eye shadow flush~

To get that prince with a sexy tush~

[Fairy Gomother (Shrek) sings faster]

Twilight Sparkle: STOP!!

[The song stops]

Twilight Sparkle: Look. Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother. But I really don't need all this.

[the funiture gasp]

Thomas: Twilight? Twilight?

[They come in]

Ryan F-Freeman: Did I hear singing?

[The funiture, FGM, and Twilight look at them]

Pinkie Pie: Ooh. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.