The Impound/Traffic Court/Bessie (Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures)

The way the Impound, Traffic Court and Bessie scenes go in Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures of Cars.

(The screen shows McQueen sleeping in the Radiator Springs Municipal Impound that morning as he starts to regain consciousness.)

Lightning McQueen: (groaning) Oh, boy. Where are we?

(The screen then shows from McQueen's point of view as he and the rest of our heroes wake up. We Mater outside the impound gate.)

Mater: Mornin', sleepin' beauties!

Lightning McQueen: Ah! Ah!

All: (waking up in different clips)

Roary: Whoa!

Mater: (laughs) Boy, I was wonderin' when you all was gonna wake up.

Lightning McQueen: Take whatever you want! Just don't hurt me!

(McQueen tries to reverse, then he felt a bump and heard a thud. He notices a parking boot on his tire, which it moves ahead as his tire was moving backwards.)

Lightning McQueen: A parking boot? Why do I have a parking boot on?

(The screen zooms out to show our heroes in the impound.)

Lightning McQueen: What's going on here? Please!

(McQueen tries to push the parking boot back, but it wouldn't go underneath his tire.)

Mater: (chuckles) You're funny. I like you already.

Who are you?

Mater: My name's Mater.

Lightning McQueen: Mater?

Mater: Yeah, like "tuh-mater," but without the "tuh". What's your names?

Mater: It's great to meet y'all! And your name, big red car?

Lightning McQueen: You... You don't know my name?

Mater: Uh... No, I know your name. Is your name Mater too?

Lightning McQueen: What?

Well, we may to have tell you his real name later.

Lightning McQueen: Look, I need to get to California as fast as possible.

Thomas: Where are we?

Mater: Where are you? Shoot! You're in Radiator Springs. The cutest little town in Carburetor County.

Lightning McQueen: (looks around to see a few old buildings) Oh, great. Just great!

Really great!

This doesn't look like a great town.

I think so, too.

And me too!

Well, yeah, this is great!

Mater: Well, if y'all think that's great, you should see the rest of the town.

Lightning McQueen: You know, I'd love to see the rest of the town!

(whispering) McQueen really wants to escape from this place, doesn't he?

(whispering) That's pretty much what I'm thinking.

Lightning McQueen: So if you could just open the gate, take this boot off, you and me, we go cruisin', check out the local scene...

Mater: Dad-gum! (gets ready to press the button for the gate)

Lightning McQueen: How'd that be, Tuhmater?

Mater: (about to press the button) Cool!

Sheriff: Mater!

(Mater then stops, and reverses as Sheriff arrives. McQueen then frown and Roary, Theodore and the rest of our heroes then grin at him.)

Sheriff: What did I tell you about talkin' to the accused?

Mater: To not to.

Sheriff: Well, quit your yappin' and tow these delinquent road hazards to traffic courts. (presses the button to open the gate)

Mater: (whispers to McQueen) Well, we'll talk later, Mater. (chuckles as he gets behind McQueen) "Later, Mater." That's funny! (uses his tow hook to grab McQueen's undercarriage)

Lightning McQueen: Ah!

(Then the screen skips to show the Radiator Springs Courthouse & Fire Department from outside as Sheriff's voice is heard.)

Sheriff: The Radiator Springs Traffic Court will come to order!

(Then the screen shows inside the building as our heroes enter the courtroom, which most of the other Radiator Springs residents were inside and were angry with McQueen for what he have done.)

Ramone: Hey, you scratched my paint! I oughta take a blowtorch to you, man!

(Then the screen shows McQueen as he moves his tire up while getting pushed by Mater into the courtroom to the accused space while our heroes followed him.)

Luigi: You all broke-a the road! You a very bad car!

Fillmore: Fascist!

Sarge: Commie!

Lightning McQueen: (to Sheriff) Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? We gotta get to California, pronto.

Sheriff: Where's your lawyer?

Lightning McQueen: I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's got a timeshare there.

Sheriff: (to our heroes) And the rest of you all?

Drifter: Well, Mr. Carburettor, the owner of the Silver Hatch racetrack where we race, is in England along with our mechanic Big Chris and race marshal Marsha. But they are gone during a fire that destroyed our home.

Foduck: At the Big Harbour,.

Princess Luna: Well,,.

Sheriff: When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to them. (to the other residents) Hey! Anyone want to be their lawyer?

(All of the residents move back, except Mater.)

Mater: Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff! (moves beside our heroes)

Sheriff: All rise! The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding.

Ramone: (moves his body up from his tires)

Luigi: Show-off.

Sheriff: May Doc have mercy on your soul.

(The door bangs as Doc Hudson comes in, which the screen shows him from his side as he drives to his bench.)

Lightning McQueen: (gasps as he hears the door bang)

Theodore: What the...?

Doc Hudson: All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wreckin' my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail till he's rot! No, check that.

Lightning McQueen: (gulps)

Roary: Don't worry, big brother.

Doc Hudson: (gets on some ramps that move him up to the top of his bench) I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on top of him, and then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm... (notices our heroes, as McQueen does a nervous grin)

Doc Hudson: Throw them out of here, Sheriff. I want them out of my courtroom. I want them out of our town! Case dismissed.

Lightning McQueen: Yes!

What?

That was fast.

Mater: Boy, I'm purty good at this lawyerin' stuff.

(sarcascely) Of course you are.

(Then the door opens as Sally Carrera appears.)

Sally Carrera: Sorry I'm late, Your Honor!

(McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their team turn around to see her, which McQueen instantly falls in love with her.)

Lightning McQueen: (to himself) Holy Porsche! She's gotta be from my attorney office.

(Sally then drives into the courtroom as our heroes turn back to the front.)

Lightning McQueen: (to Sally) Hey, thanks for comin', but we're all set. He's letting us go.

Ferdinand: That's right.

We are free, for some odd reason.

Sally Carrera: (stops, and turns to our heroes) He's letting you all go?

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, your job's pretty easy today. All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at you. Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase. Me, you, dinner. (reflects sunlight on his bolt sticker) Pi-cha-kow!

(The reflected sunlight shines on Sally's eyes.)

Sally Carrera: What the...? Ow! Oh!

Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!

Sally Carrera: Please!

Lightning McQueen: (stops reflecting sunlight) I know. I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand. (revs his engine)

Sally Carrera: Agh! Ow!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?

Mater: Well, a little bit, but I'll be all right.

Uh... I think he means the female light blue car, Mater. But still a good answer for yourself.

Mater: Thanks,.

Sally Carrera: OK. I'm gonna go talk to the judge.

Lightning McQueen: Do what you gotta do, baby. Oh, but listen. Be careful. Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean.

(Then we see Mater, who is trying to reflect sunlight on his wing mirror like what McQueen did with his bolt sticker earlier.)

Mater: Ka-ching!

(Then the sunlight goes into his eyes.)

Mater: Ah!

Edd: Are you alright, Mater?

Sally Carrera: (to our heroes) I'll keep that in mind. Hey there, Mater.

Mater: Howdy, Sally.

(Then McQueen's smile turn to frown.)

Sally Carrera: (to the other Radiator Springs residents) Hi, folks! (drives to Doc)

Other Radiator Springs residents: Good morning!

Lightning McQueen: (to Mater) You know her?

Mater: She's the town attorney and my fiancée.

Lightning McQueen: What?!

Are you serious, Mater?

Are you really engaged?

Mater: (smacks McQueen with his tire) Nah, I'm just kiddin'. She just likes me for my body.

Oh, right!

Still, how interesting for someone in love.

Sally Carrera: Doc, you look great this morning. Did you do something different with your side view mirrors?

Doc Hudson: What do you want, Sally?

Sally Carrera: (sighs) Come on, make this guy fix the road. The town needs this.

Doc Hudson: No. I know his type. Race car. And his weird looking companions who just didn't do anything wrong the night before. That's the last thing this town needs.

Sally Carrera: OK, I didn't want to have to do this, Doc, but you leave me no choice. (to the other citizens) Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our town's proud history.

Doc Hudson: (to himself) Here she goes again.

Sally Carrera: Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel strung on the necklace of Route 66, the mother road! It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travelers on our stretch of that road.

Mater: (blows a bubble with his spit)

Ew.

Sarge: Travelers? What travelers?

Fillmore: Ignore him.

Sally Carrera: But how, I ask you, are we to care for those travelers if there is no road for them to drive on? Luigi, what do you have at your store?

Luigi: Tires and shoes.

Sally Carrera: And if no one can get to you?

Luigi: I won't sell any... tires, or shoes. I will lose everything!

Sally Carrera: Flo, what do you have at your store?

Flo: I have gas. Lotsa gas! And food and drinks.

Mater and Ramone: (both laugh on a joke with gasoline and gas from farts)

Sally Carrera: OK boys, stay with me. A-And, Flo, what'll happen if no one can come to your station to buy gas, food and drinks?

Flo: I'll go outta business and... we'll have to leave town.

Sally Carrera: And what's gonna happen to all of us if Flo leaves town and closes her station?

Other Radiator Springs residents: Without gas, food and drinks, we're done for!

Lizzie: What?

Sally Carrera: So don't you think the big red car responsible should fix our road?

Lizzie: The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al!

Ramone: Lizzie, Big Al left like, 15 years ago.

Lizzie: Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?

Sally Carrera: Oh, he can do it. He's got the horsepower. So, what do you want him to do?

Other Radiator Springs residents and all our heroes: Fix the road!

Sally Carrera: Because we are a town worth fixing!

Other Radiator Springs residents and all our heroes: Yeah! (all cheer)

Doc Hudson: (honks his horn, which represents banging a hammer) Order in the court! Seems like my mind has been changed for me.

Other Radiator Springs residents and all our heroes: Yeah!

Roary: Yes!

Lightning McQueen: No!

Theodore Tugboat: Yeah!

Cici: I think it would be nice to stay here for a while.

Fillmore: Nice ruling.

Lightning McQueen: (to Sally) Oh, I am so not taking you to dinner.

Sally Carrera: (chuckles) That's OK, Stickers. You can take Bessie.

Drifter: Uh-oh. Arguing with a lover.

Roary: Stickers?

Theodore: I guess this is because of this headlights thing.

Mater: Oh, man, you get to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lug nuts for somethin' like that.

Lightning McQueen: Bessie? Who's Bessie?

(The screen then skips to outside, where we see Bessie, who is a road-paving machine that is not a living vehicle. Tar is heard gurgling. Doc is next to her, with McQueen, Roary, Theodore, their team and Mater.)

Doc Hudson: This here is Bessie, finest road-pavin' machine ever built.

She's big.

I've never seen a road-paving machine like that before.

Doc Hudson: (to McQueen) I'm hereby sentencing you to community service. You're gonna fix the road under my supervision.

Lightning McQueen: What?! This place is crazy!

Mater: (whispers to our heroes) Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but, uh, you all owe me $32,000 in legal fees.

Lightning McQueen: What?

Roary: How expensive.

Maxi: I do not want to stay at a dusty old abadoned town!

Cici: But we're not allowed to leave, Maxi.

Emily: We must obey the rules, Maxi.

Doc Hudson: (to McQueen) So we're gonna hitch you up to sweet Bessie, and you're gonna pull her nice. You've got to do it all by yourself. And besides, all your companions did not did anything wrong last night. (to all our heroes) So you all can just relax and hang out around here in this town and do not help him at all.

Lightning McQueen: You gotta be kidding me.

Doc Hudson: You start there where the road begins. (drives to where the road begins from the courthouse) You finish down there where the road ends.

(The others get onto the road, facing towards the end of the town, and has a long swirly crack. McQueen moves his tire up, and moves himself forward so he can move with his parking boot still on.)

Mater: (looking at the damaged road) Holy shoot!

Cici: Oh, my!

Maxi: Mamma mia!

Tin Top: This is one damaged road.

Hank: And McQueen have to fix it.

George: Yep.

Tin Top: With Bessie.

Foduck: All by himself.

Roary: While we all get to hang out around this town and look around at it.

Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, whoa! How long is this gonna take?

Doc Hudson: Well, fella does it right, should take him about five days.

Lightning McQueen: Five days? But I should be in California schmoozing Dinoco right now!

Doc Hudson: Then if I were you, I'd quit yappin' and start workin'! Hook him up, Mater.

Mater: Okay-dokey.

(Mater tries to get McQueen's parking boot off as our heroes watched him do that.)

Mater: (grunts)

(Finally, McQueen's boot comes off. Suddenly, he quickly move away and into the distance.)

Lightning McQueen: Freedom!

(Doc, Roary, Theodore and the whole team crossly looked at Mater, who was shocked.)

Mater: Maybe I should've, uh, hooked him up to Bessie...and then, uh... then took the boot off. (looks at Doc and our heroes)

(Then the screen shows McQueen driving away from Radiator Springs, even driving past a billboard saying "Leaving so soon?")

Lightning McQueen: Whoo-hoo! Goodbye, Radiator Springs, and goodbye, Bessie! California, here I come! Yeah! Oh, feel that wind. Yes!

(But then, he start sputtering.)

Lightning McQueen: No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Outta gas? How can I be outta gas?

(He stopped near the other billboard, where Sheriff and Sally are.)

Sheriff: (chuckles) Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.

Lightning McQueen: (stutters) But how did, how did... you...?

Sally Carrera: We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. (reflects sunlight on her wing mirror) Ka-chow.

Lightning McQueen: (getting hit in the eyes by the reflected sunlight) Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Sheriff: (chuckles)