Opening (TSA4)

This is how Opening goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 4.

[The film opens with Twilight's story book]

Male voice: Once upon time there was a beautiful Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Male voice #2: She was a beautiful princess pony who ruled alongside princesses Celestia, Luna and Cadance.

Male voice: But she had a curse upon her. By day, a princess pony. By night, a tank engine with a horn and wings.

Male voice #2: Only true love's kiss can lift her curse.

Male voice: But there was a tank engine named Thomas, who knew her wish.

Male voice #2: And hoped his cunning mind would save her.

Male voice: Which it did.

[The scene then changes to Princess Cadance and Shining Armor]

Princess Cadance: What do you think we should do, Shining?

Shining Armor: Well, we need to make a deal with someone in order for my sister to be rescued from that tower.

Princess Cadance: But who?

[Later, the couple are with Thunderhoof and Rumplestilskin]

Thunderhoof: Thunderhoof.

Rumplestilskin: And Rumplestilskin!

Thunderhoof: So what you want is for Twilight to be rescued right?

Princess Cadance: Correct.

Shining Armor: What is it you two want in return?

Thunderhoof: I'll let my friend tell you.

Rumplestiltskin: You sign Equestria over to me and my friend.

[thunder]

Shining Armor: Cadance, this is madness!

Princess Cadance: I know it is. But we have to do this for Twilight's sake.

Rumplestiltskin: It's not like if I see Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

[Shining sighs and starts signing but a guard pony comes in]

Guard: Sir, your sister's been saved.

Thunderhoof: What?!

Rumpelstiltskin: Who saved her?

Guard: Someone called himself Thomas also known as OpThomas Prime.

[A few years later]

Thomas: [yawns]

Ryan F-Freeman:[yawns] Good morning, Thomas.

Thomas: Good morning.

[Thomas' kids show up]

Thomlight Sparkle: Ryan, can you play with us?

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Thomlight.

[Ironhide shows up]

Ironhide: OpThomas, you're such a big celeb. My friends want your autograph.

Thomas: Okay.

Sci-Ryan: Hi, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, Sci-Ryan.

Donkey: Hey, guys.

[Later that night]

Twilight Sparkle: And they live happily...

Sci-Ryan and Shadowarrior: Ever.

Thomas: After.

[everyone else cheers]

[These daily activities play over and over again and Thomas grows tired of being who he is now]

Thomas: [sighs]

Ryan F-Freeman: What's wrong, Thomas?

Thomas: Well, Ryan. It's just that I want to go back where I wasn't a Train-Prime.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know how you feel.

Thomas: Yeah. Remember how you freed yourself from Mal?

Ryan F-Freeman: Of course. But that's in the past.

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas, are you coming?

Thomas: Ok, Twilight.

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan. If it weren't for Megatron, you still be under Mal's control as Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know. But today is Thomas' kids birthday. We need to be there.

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. I use my Pixie Dust while you fly as Dark Ryan, Ryan.

[They soon arrive]

Evil Ryan: Hi, Thomas' kids. Happy Birthday!

Thomlight Sparkle: Thank you!

Bertram T. Monkey: Here's a present for you, Thomlight.[gives Thomlight a present] You know that we have been known to sing from time to time.

Thomlight Sparkle: [opens it] Wow! It's like Sci-Twi's amulet. Thanks.

Bertram T. Monkey: You're welcome. It's from me to you.

[Thomas smiles]

Evil Anna: What happened to Mal, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: He's gone to where all bad guys go.

Evil Anna: Oh. Right. What you said what I meant to say. That's what I meant.... to say.

Thomas: Hi.

Evil Ryan: Hi, Thomas. How's is Ryan?

Thomas: He's fine.

Bertram T. Monkey: Like us, Ryan and the Dazzlings are known to sing from time to time.

[a bot walks up]

Evil Anna: Hello? You're here for Thomas.

Bot: Yes.

Ryan F-Freeman: Bertram? We sing, like, all the time. It's how we get people to do what we want.

Bot: Hey.

Ryan F-Freeman: What? What did I say?

Bot: I was talking to OpThomas.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. I was talking to Matau brother, Bertram.

Bot: OpThomas, my son here is an admirer of you.

Thomas: Yes he is.

Bot: He wants you to do your famous whistle.

Thomas: Oh. Uh. Okay.

[Thomas whistles]

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas.

Ryan F-Freeman: You ok?

Thomas: I'm fine.

Evil Ryan: Ok, kids. Who want to see the Dazzlings and the Cyberlings sing a song?

[A series of further mishaps causes Thomas to lose his temper]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow![looks at the words on Thomas] I am angry? Wait. Is that the title?

Twillight Sparkle: Probably.

Bertram T. Monkey: I think Ryan in on to something. Airachnid. Write what Ryan's looking.

[She does. Thomas whistles in anger]

Evil Ryan: OW!!! My ears![coughs]

[Thomas walks out in anger]

Thomlight Sparkle: Bertram. Why is Airachind doing what you told her to do?

[Bertram whisper]

Thomlight Sparkle: Ok. What's wrong with Evil Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll go after Thomas.

Evil Ryan: Ok, Ryan. I'll give him time to cool down.

[Outside]

Ryan F-Freeman: Thomas. Wait up!

Thomas: Why should I?

Ryan F-Freeman: Why are you so angry?

Thomas: You know why. Now just leave me alone.

Ryan F-Freeman: Calm down, buddy. I know that sometimes you wish that you could have one day to make you feel like a tank engine again.

[Later]

Thunderhoof: Did you see that?

Rumplestiltskin: Yes, Thunderhoof. Fifi!

[She comes out]

Thunderhoof: What do you need her for?

Rumpelstiltskin: She pulls my caravan, Thunderhoof.

Thunderhoof: Yes. But what I mean is what are you planning on doing?

Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, you'll see, Thunderhoof. You'll see.

[Later]

Thomas: [sighs]

Ryan F-Freeman: Thomas. I need to show you a title Airachnid have written.

Thomas: What is it?

Ryan F-Freeman: This.[shows Thomas the title: Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 4]

Thomas: Wow! [hears something] Did you hear that?

Ryan F-Freeman: Sounds like someone's in trouble.

Thomas: [transforms] Follow me.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Thomas.[transforms into his Dark Ryan F-Freeman form] If it's Mal coming back, we'll be ready.

[They follow the noise until Thunderhoof shows up]

Ryan F-Freeman: Who are you? And why aren't afraid of Dark Ryan F-Freeman?

Thunderhoof: I'm Thunderhoof and my friend's trapped.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll save your friend, Thunderhoof.

Thunderhoof: Follow me.

[They follow him]

Thunderhoof: Right here.

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry. I'll save you!

[He lifts the coach]

Rumpelstiltskin: [screams] Dark Ryan F-Freeman! Don't hurt me!

Thunderhoof: Eh-yo! It's okay! He's with me.

Rumpelstiltskin: But he's a hero. [to Ryan] Who are you?

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm Ryan F-Freeman! This is my friend Thomas!

Thomas: Hi.

Rumpelstiltskin: Why are you in the form of Dark Ryan F-Freeman?

[Ryan realizes and turns back]

Thunderhoof: [whispers] What now?

Rumpelstiltskin: I'm sure you're not going to hurt me, Ryan.

[Ryan shakes his head]

[Later]

Thomas: Then I saw Ryan get possessed by Mal.

Ryan F-Freeman: Anyways, tell them about your problem Thomas.

Thomas: Sometimes I dream I can have one day to feel like a tank engine again.

Thunderhoof: Maybe we can help you.

Ryan F-Freeman: Next to clowns. Magicians are what Thomas and I like.

Thunderhoof: Here's the deal.

Rumpelstiltskin: Let me find something, friend. [looks to find the contract] King for a month. Sci-Twi for a year. Ah ha. Here we are. [puts the contract on the table] Tank engine for a day.

Thomas: Okay.

Ryan F-Freeman: Mind if I have a read?

Thunderhoof: Sure.

[Ryan picks up the contract and starts to read]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hmmm. 24 hours of being a tank Engine?

Thomas: Sounds cool. Give me that. [starts signing]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wait! If you sign the contract. Will I still be under Mal's control?

Thomas: No you won't I promise.

Rumpelstiltskin: Thomas is right, Ryan. It's a magical contract. And you might ask Thomas what day would he give up.

Ryan F-Freeman: What?!

Thunderhoof: To make the magic work, Ryan, your friend got to give something to get something. For example, he got to give a day to get a day.

Thomas: Okay. Um, how about a day I won't remember being erased.

Ryan F-Freeman: I remembered the day I met you, Thomas.

Thomas: How about that?

Ryan F-Freeman: I hope you'll have fun without me, Thomas. It's a magical contract. I'll be in the Equestria Girls universe. Plus By the time the day is done you will feel like a really useful engine.

Thomas: Okay.

Ryan F-Freeman: So, Rumpel. Did you see me get possessed by Mal?

Rumpelstilskin: Not really.

Thomas: I'll tell you before I sign this. Cue the flashback.

Ryan F-Freeman: No flashbacks. Just whisper.

Thunderhoof: Ok, Ryan and Thomas. Tell us.

[Thomas whispers]

Rumpelstiltskin: Quite a story.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes it is. Megatron helped me break free from Mal.

Thunderhoof: Anyways, go for it.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thomas doesn't need to ask someone's permission before.

[Thomas starts signing]

Ryan F-Freeman: Look, Thomas. I think you'll be fine without me. You meet me in an alternate timeline.

Thomas: I will be. Don't worry. [finishes signing]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Thomas. Good luck.[to Rumpelstiltskin] So, Rumpel. Tell Thomas what happens now?

Rumpelstiltskin: Have a nice day.[chuckles]

[Ryan, Thunderhoof and Rumpel disappear]

Thomas: Huh? Ryan? Where'd you go?

[Suddenly, Thomas is englufed in a yellow light]

Thomas: Whoa! Whoa! [screams]

[He lands on solid ground]

Thomas: Ow. I think I fell on Ryan's keys.

[He looks around]

Sci-Ryan: It's a lovely day for a walk.

Thomas: Hi, Sci-Ryan. You remember me, Thomas?

Sci-Ryan: Uh, nope.

Thomas: Have you got your amulet and where's Ryan?

Sci Ryan: I don't know what you're talking about. [walks away]

Thomas: Wait! Come with me, Sci-Ryan!

Sci-Ryan: Why?

Thomas: I need someone for company.

Sci-Ryan: Okay.

Thomas: I hope we'll find Ryan. Climb aboard!

[He does]

Sci-Ryan: I'll sing a song for you, Thomas.

Thomas: No thank you.

Sci-Ryan: I'll start a musical montage.

[They puff along the tracks]

[the song Top of the World starts playing]

Thomas: Such a feeling's coming over me~

Sci-Ryan: There is wonder in most everything I see~

Thomas: Not a cloud in the sky~

I got the sun in my eyes~

[Their song is interrupted by Vehicons]

Sci-Ryan: Stupid Vehicons! [pulls out an Sonic-screwdriver] They interrupted our song!

Thomas: Don't worry! I'll take care of them! [tries to transform but can't]

Sci-Ryan: I'll do this![his Sonic-screwdriver starts buzzing and the Vehicons fall on the floor]

[More Vehicons appear]

Vehicon 1: Get the blue one! He's the one we want.

Sci-Ryan: You Cons are making a big mistake! He got his rights!

Vehicon 2: Yeah. And you have the right to shut your mouth! [grabs Sci-Ryan]

Crash Bandicoot: No he doesn't![slices the vehicon's arm and protects Sci-Ryan]

[But another Vehicon grabs them both]

[Matau impales a Vehicon with his Keyblade and protects Crash and Sci-Ryan]

[Another Vehicon snatches him and his friends up while another grabs Thomas]

Thomas: Crash? Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: No time to talk mister.

Crash Bandicoot: Who are you and how did you know us?

Thomas: I'm Thomas. And I know you because I met you.

Matau T. Monkey: We came for your help because Master Ryan told us.

Thomas: What's wrong? Is he alright?

Crash Bandicoot: He's fine, Thomas. But Matau wants to tell you something.

Thomas: What is it?

Matau T. Monkey: My master has been possessed by Mal and now he's Dark Ryan F-Freeman!

Thomas: [gasps as he and his friends are thrown into a cart]

Sci-Ryan: Poor Ryan.

Crash Bandicoot: I know. [hears Pinkie's singing]

Sci-Ryan: Pinkie Pie?

Thomas: Pinkie! [sits up and hits his head] Ow!

Crash Bandicoot: Are you ok, Thomas?

Thomas: Yeah. I'm fine. [goes to the window and sees Pinkie pulling the cart]

Sci-Ryan: Pinkie Pie. I'm so happy Thomas found you!

Pinkie Pie: [still singing] Everything is cool when you're part of the team~ [gets whipped by a Vehicon sitting above] Everything is awesome when you live in our dream~

Vehicon 2: Yeah, I'm holding the handle so I should be in charge of the driving. [whips Pinkie]

Pinkie Pie: Ow! [starts singing again] Side by side you and I gonna win forever~

Vehicon 1: Ok, buddy. I'll put another song on.[whips Pinkie]

Pinkie Pie: Ow! No matter what they take from me~

Vehicons and Pinkie Pie: They can't take away my dignity~

Thomas: Pinkie, where's Ryan?

Pinkie Pie: You mean, Dark Ryan. He's with Thunderhoof and his friend.

Sci-Ryan: Rumpletilskin. I knew it.

Thomas: Is that where you're taking us?

[Pinkie nods]

Sci-Ryan: I'll fix your transformation problem, Thomas.[uses his Sonic-screwdriver on Thomas to fix him so he can transform again]

Pinkie Pie: Can you stop buzzing? I need this job. I'm not going back to work with Old McDonald. E-I-E-I-O. E-I-E-I-NO. That's what I say.

Thomas: We get what you mean. Just tell us what happened.

Sci-Ryan: What happened to Dark Ryan before he's Dark Ryan?

Pinkie Pie: Ok, Sci-Ryan. Cue the flashback! No, wait! Actually I'll tell you what happen! [clears her throat] Mal possessed Ryan and he became who he is now. There you go I told you.

Bowser:[off-screen] I don't believe that those two took my kingdom!

Thomas: Bowser?

Sci-Ryan: Bowser! You and Donkey Kong got captured too?

[They nod. Thomas sees Lloyd Garmadon sitting on a rooftop]

Thomas: Look, guys. It's Lloyd. And who's the she-demon boy?

Bowser: That's Cody Fairbrother. His training partner.

Sci-Ryan: You're right, Bowser. What happened to Cody?

Bowser: He put on Twilight's crown and became that.

Thomas: Did he change back?

Bowser: When he takes off Twilight's crown yes.

Crash Bandicoot: Hey, Cody! Over here!

[Cody looks at him as he trains with Lloyd]

Sci-Ryan: Can you tell us about your brother?

Cody Fairbrother: Yes. What about him?

Bowser: Someone called Mal possessed your brother and now he's Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

Cody Fairbrother: You'll find him at Rumpelstiltskin's castle.

Sci-Ryan: Maybe you and Lloyd will come along with us.

[Cody nods]

Lloyd Garmadon: Cody. You think you can save Ryan?

[Cody nods]

Lloyd Garmadon: Ok. Let's go rescue Ryan.

[They head off]

Thomas: Let's just hope Ryan's alright.

[They soon arrive]

Cody Fairbrother: Ok. Where could Ryan be?

[Thomas sees two tank engines]

Thomas: Oh, dear. [sees one of them get whipped] Ooh. Ouch.

Donkey Kong: Look! There's Ryan!

[Dark Ryan hovers before them]

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan! I'm happy to see you.

[Dark Ryan turns]

Matau T. Monkey: Wait. Where's Megatron?

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: [laughs] Megatron has been banished to the moon like Nightmare Moon have.

Thomas: He's what?!

Crash Bandicoot: Banished to the moon!?

[Dark Ryan's eyes turn to Ryan's]

Ryan F-Freeman: Crash. Matau. Cody. Help me.

[Cody does and Mal comes out of Ryan's body]

Ryan F-Freeman: Thank you. Where's Sari and Megatron?

Thomas: Megatron's is banished to the moon, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: What about Sari?

Thomas: I don't know where she is.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll summon her.[waves his hand and Sari comes out of the portal]

Sari Sumdac: Wow! I loved this.

[Strongarm turns up]

Ryan F-Freeman: Strongarm? It's alright. You remember me?

[She stasis cuffs Thomas]

Mal: Hey! Ryan's body is mine, you she-demon pest!

[Sari kicks him]

Flain: You traitor![punches Mal] You didn't reform in Flain's Mixel Human Adventure!

Mal: Ow! I chose to forever be alone, Flain! Give Ryan's body back to me!!!

Sari Sumdac: No! [keeps kicking]

Ryan F-Freeman: Keep going, Sari. Keep Mal away from my body!

Flain: Take That!![breaths fire on Mal]

[Thomas lets Ryan hide in his chest]

Mal: No matter. I got your crown, Flain![puts the Crown of the chosen one on his head]

[Flain tries to stop him]

Bowser: I'll get you!!

[Bowser grabs it just in time]

Mal: Hey!

Strongarm: Please come with me.

Thomas: Ok.

[They enter the throne room]

Ryan F-Freeman:[peeks out] Wow! There's a party coming on.

Thunderhoof: Dark Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: Uhh. Yes I am. I got the one you wanted.

[Thunderhoof looks at Thomas]

Thomas: You're very good at pretend, Ryan. What do you want from me Thunderhoof.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah, Rumple. What do your friend want?

Rumpelstiltskin: Well, Dark Ryan. Have I been waiting for you. Plus, what my friend wants is the Train who made all this possible.

Thomas: Me?

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks to Thomas. Equestria is mine to rule. You and Rumple also.[to Thomas] How's that, Thomas?

Thomas: [gasps] What?

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll tell you what happened before I rule Equestria with these two.

Thomas: But you're my friend.

Ryan F-Freeman: It's ok, Thomas. They told me about it.

Thunderhoof: Dark Ryan is right, Thomas. Plus, they signed this kingdom over to us.

Thomas: Who did?

Ryan F-Freeman: Shining Armor and Princess Cadence.

Thomas: They would never.

Ryan F-Freeman: They would.

Thomas: How can you say that?

Rumpelstiltskin: They would if my friend told them all their problems would disappear.[chuckles] And then they disappeared.

[He picks up Shining's helmet]

Ryan F-Freeman: Great Scott.

Thunderhoof: So, what do you think, Thomas the tank engine?

[Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up and they don't have their cutie marks]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wait a second. Their flanks are blank.

Diamond Tiara: You are right, Dark Ryan. They used the Staff of Sameness to remove our cutie marks and replaced them with equal signs.

Silver Spoon: I don't want to stay a blank flank forever.

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, Silver Spoon. It's your lucky day.[uses his magic to smash the case of Cutie Marks which frees the cutie marks]

[But the CMC show up and they have cutie marks]

Ryan F-Freeman: Babs Seed! Look! The Cutie marks are returning to their owners.

Apple Bloom: So what? Those two blank flanks over there don't have theirs.

Ryan F-Freeman: They do now.

[Silver Spoon's and Diamond Tiara's cutie marks returned to their owners]

Scootaloo: Whatever.

Ryan F-Freeman: I need to help Thomas get his life back, Scootaloo.

[Lloyd and the Ninja show up and leap in through the roof]

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry. I'm free from Mal's control.

Lloyd Garmadon: Sorry, that I took so long. I had to fetch my friends.

Ryan F-Freeman: You need to start making sense, you con and dirty little man.

Thunderhoof: We are making sense.

Kai (Ninjago): NINJA-GOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [spins into a fiery tornado]

Ryan F-Freeman: Tell us about the contract[in royal Canterlot voice] OR I'LL MAKE YOU TWO INTO TOYS!!!

Thunderhoof: Ok. Ok, Dark Ryan. Your friend give us the day of his past.

Thomas: The day I was built.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm Ryan again, you two. You need to get ready. Because when this day is up..

Thunderhoof: Your friend will be erased from existence.

Ryan F-Freeman: Where's my friend Twilight? Where's Thomas' friend Percy? Where's Sunset Shimmer?

Thunderhoof: Silly Dark Ryan. You don't get it. We own this place now. You see, Sunset Shimmer is our princess.

[Thunderhoof steps to the side to reveal Sunset in her She-demon form wearing Ryan's crown]

Thomas: [gasps]

Lloyd Garmadon: Enough chit-chat. [kicks Strongarm aside and frees Thomas]

Ryan F-Freeman: Sunset. That's my crown!

Lloyd Garmadon: Well, now's your chance to get it back. [to the other Ninja] Now!

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. [pounces on Sunset] Give me my crown back!

Ninja: NINJA-GOOOOOOOOOO!!! [spin into tornadoes]

Ryan F-Freeman: Sorry it have to be this way..[takes his crown off Sunset's head and puts it on his head]...Sunset.

[The Ninja spin around the room]

Sunset Shimmer: Hey!

Ryan F-Freeman: What? Too soon?

Thomas: Come on! We need to get out of here.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. Got to keep my crown from Sunset and my body from Mal. [looks to see Bowser's vehicle] Jay. Can you pilot the Clown Cruiser? I can fly in this from.

Jay: Sure thing.

Ryan F-Freeman: So, Sunset. TTFN. Ta-ta for now.[flies up with his crown]

[Jay jumps onto the Clown Cruiser]

Rumpelstiltskin: Dark Ryan! Come back with Sunset's crown!

Ryan F-Freeman: My name is Ryan F-Freeman. It's MY crown and I'm not serving you and your robot friend anymore, Grumpel-Stinky-Pants!

[Thomas leads his friends out of the throne room]

Rumpelstiltskin:[in Kylo Ren's voice] TRAITOR!!!

[Outside]

Crash Bandicoot: You know what will be good? Flip-flop Fridays. They're cool with the breeze on your toes.

[Then