Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2/Transcript

This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2.

Shrek and Donald want to stay

 * Shrek: Prince Charming?
 * Sora: Marriage?
 * Goofy: Far Far Away?
 * Donkey: Royal Ball?! Can we come?
 * Shrek: We're not going.
 * Donkey, Fiona, Sora, Goofy, Bartok, Ratchet and Clank: What?
 * Donald: Yeah, I'm with Shrek on this one. Don't you guys think that Fiona's parents might be... "Shocked" to see her as an ogre.

Are we there yet?

 * Donkey: Are we there yet?
 * Donald: No.
 * Goofy: Are we there yet?
 * Fiona: Not yet.
 * Clank: Hey, are we there yet?
 * Ratchet: No.
 * Donkey: Are we there yet?
 * Shrek: No.
 * Goofy: Are we there yet?
 * Donald: Yes.
 * Goofy: Really?
 * Donald: NO!!!!

Shrek and Donald's Lament

 * Sora: Nice going you two.
 * Donald: Hey, it's not our fault. I don't trust that blue witch.
 * Goofy: Well, I trust her.
 * Shrek: Easy for you to say. We told all of ya "Comin' here was a bad idea".

Dr. Nefarious and Harold meet Puss in Boots

 * Dr. Nefarious: Hey Doris, I'd like you to do us a favor. There's seems to be someone that needs... "Taking care of".
 * Doris: Who's the guy?
 * King Harold: Well he's not a guy persay. He's... an ogre.
 * Doris: Hey guys. Lemme clue you two in. There's only one fella who can handle a job like that and frankly, he don't like to be disturbed.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Just tell us, where we can find him. Hello, anybody home?
 * Puss in Boots: How dares enter my room?
 * King Harold: Sorry, I hope we're not interrupting anything, but we've been told your the one to talk about an ogre problem?
 * Puss in Boots: You're told correct. But for these I charge a great deal of money.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Would this be enough? (teleports a bag of gold)
 * Puss in Boots: You two have engaged my valuable services. Just tell me where I can find this ogre.

The gang gets lost

 * Shrek: Face it Donkey, we're lost.
 * Donkey: We can't lost. We've followed the king's instructions exactly. What did he say?
 * Bartok: Well, I think he said "Head to the deepest darkest part of the woods".
 * Shrek: Aye.
 * Ratchet: Past the sinister trees with some scary looking branches?
 * Shrek: Check.
 * Goofy: Hey, that bush looks like Shirley Bassey.
 * Shrek: We've past that bush THREE times already!

Dr. Nefarious' plan

 * Dr. Nefarious: GODMOTHER!
 * Fairy Godmother: Oh hi, Master.
 * Dr. Nefarious: What happened to my FACTORY?!
 * Fairy Godmother: I'm sorry, Master. But it wasn't my fault. It was that ogre and that boy with his...
 * Dr. Nefarious: ENOUGH! I should've known better than to trust you two.
 * Lawrence: Sorry, to disturb sir. But I have some terrible news. Most of the potions are except for one and it's been stolen.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Lawrence, I am not in the mood to...
 * Lawrence: But the good news it's: the potion that was stolen is "Happily Ever After".
 * Dr. Nefarious: Happily Ever After, huh? I do believe we can make this work to our advantage.