Lightning McQueen's Adventures of Ready Player One/Transcript

This is the script for Lightning McQueen's Adventures of Ready Player One.

A help note from Wade Watts aka Parzival/Carmen Sandiego arrives/The Lemon Sweeter
[The film starts at Radiator Springs] [Just then, Rita arrives with a help note and it is from someone] [Then, out of the shadows came Carmen Sandiego (2019)] [At the dock, Team McQueen arrives and sees a yellow and pink boat] [Carmen Sandiego (2019) left as Team McQueen quietly comes to the Lemon Sweeter when Rita’s siblings makes a scary tune] [Team McQueen hears Pearl] [This made Rita really angry] [Rita's siblings stop doing some noises] [They came onboard the Lemon Sweeter] [But, no one answers] [Just then, a mechanical hand begins to move but Rita notice and turns to see the hand is still frozen] [The hand then moves and follows Rita then it grabs her] [Then, the figure reveals to be PB, who came out of the shadow out of the Lemon Sweeter's cab] [Just then, Finn appears] [Jake the Dog, BMO, Marceline, Lumpy Space Princess, Peppermint Butler, NECTAR, Slime Princess, Flame Princess and Fern appears with ropes and swords as they surround Team McQueen] [The Lemon Sweeter put Lightning and Rita down] [Just then, they heard the villains coming] [As Jack leans on something, a loud honking noise is heared] [The villains spotted the heroes on the Lemon Sweeter] [The Lemon Sweeter speeds away as the villains arrive] [Team McQueen successfully escapes on the Lemon Sweeter] [On the Lemon Sweeter, Rita looked cross at Jack for what he did] [McQueen gasp] [The Lemon Sweeter turns into a time traveling spaceship] [The Lemon Sweeter opens a portal and our heroes go in]
 * Mater: Yeah. This is a nice holiday.
 * Lightning McQueen: You said it, Mater.
 * Mater: Rita, you're here!
 * Lightning McQueen: What's that in your mouth?
 * Rita: I got a note from someone named Wade Watts. It says, (reading) "Dear, Team McQueen. I need your help, can you go to Columbus, Ohio in the year of 2045 and help me out? Signed, Wade Watts."?
 * Jack: We need to get to Columbus, Ohio in 2045 and fast.
 * Unknown voice: You want some help getting to Columbus, Ohio.
 * Hugo: Who are you?
 * Carmen Sandiego (2019): You can call me Carmen. And I bet someone can help you. The captain of the Lemon sweeter.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Who is the Captain of the Lemon Sweeter?
 * Guido: [speaking in Italian]
 * Luigi: Guido says if we can find it?
 * Carmen Sandiego (2019): I know where it is.
 * Carmen Sandiego (2019): (echoing her voice) "Remember, the name of the boat is the Lemon Sweeter."
 * Mater: Umm. Thanks, Carmen, for the advice.
 * Carmen Sandiego: Anytime. See ya later.
 * Jack: [whistles a tune]
 * Cal: [whistles a tune]
 * Sally Carrera: Okay, that is new.
 * Pearl: Beware... beware...
 * Rita: (angrily) Will you cut that out?!
 * Pearl: Sorry.
 * Lightning McQueen: Hello?
 * Mater: Ahoy?
 * Cruz Ramirez: Guess no one's here.
 * Rita: [rolled her eyes] Permission to come onboard?
 * Rita: That's odd.
 * Rita: Put me down now!
 * Hugo: Rita!
 * Lightning McQueen: [get grabbed by the hand] Aah! [to a mysterious figure] Sorry to intrud you, Mr. Captain Skipper.
 * Princess Bubblegum: That's Princess Captain Skipper to you.
 * Mater: Princess Bubblegum? I remember you like Ryan remembered us.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes, Mater. Ryan is safe somewhere else with Meg.
 * Lightning McQueen: Cool. At least, he knows Elsa the Snow Queen.
 * Finn the Human: Invaders!
 * Hugo: Don't attack! It's okay, we're friends!
 * Sally Carrera: Wait! It's us, Team McQueen!
 * Jake the Dog: Do we know these guys?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes. They are friends.
 * Dusty Crophopper: That is a first.
 * Finn the Human: Sorry about that.
 * Lightning McQueen: A little help here.
 * Rita: Can you put me and Lightning down?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Sure. LS, put our friends down.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Rita: Thanks. But, is the Lemon Sweeter alive?!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah. It has a mind of it's own.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [gives a thumb up]
 * Princess Bubblegum: What are you doing on my boat?
 * Lightning McQueen: We came here since we got a help letter from someone named Wade Watts.
 * BMO: Wades Watt?
 * Fillmore: He is a boy from Columbus, Ohio, Man.
 * Chug: He needs our help.
 * Princess Bubblegum: We can help you.
 * Mater: Wait. Who would rule the Candy Kingdom for you?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Prince Candy Ryan. I turned Ryan into my brother.
 * Lightning McQueen: Oh no! Storm!
 * Finn the Human: Let's hide!
 * Finn McMissile: Keep quiet.
 * Rita: Remember, be quiet and zip it.
 * Jack: Okay, quiet as a sheep.
 * Ned: Hey, Zed, did you hear that?
 * Zed: I think I can hear it.
 * Ripslinger: There they are!
 * Princess Bubblegum: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
 * Jack: It was an accident!
 * Rita: You young idiot!
 * Jack: I know. Sorry!
 * Rita: You will be grounded for three months!
 * Skipper Riley: Calm down, Rita.
 * Princess Bubblegum: [starts up the Lemon Sweeter] Come on, LS.
 * Jackson Storm: Don't let them get away!
 * Dusty Crophopper: See ya, Suckers!
 * Grem: It's not my bath day. It's only Tuesday.
 * Hugo: Now, about that ride?
 * Jack: I'm sorry for what I did.
 * Rita: I know. And I forgive you.
 * Lightning McQueen: You three will be behave and be safe.
 * Smokey: He's right.
 * Princess Bubblegum: I know if my brother PCR is here, he can be pleased about our mission being done.
 * NECTAR: So, he might be the Candy kingdom ruler.
 * Fern: Well, he and Meg will meet you soon.
 * Chug: How come this boat is alive, PB?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Well, the Lemon Sweeter was brought to life right after my brother, Prince Candy Ryan, use his magic on it.
 * Sparky: Oh, catchy.
 * Finn the Human: There is s radio.
 * Sarge: Nice.
 * Lightning McQueen: And you have some info on Time travel?
 * Princess Bubblegum: We don't know how to travel through time.
 * Dusty Crophopper: (in Emmet's voice) WHAT?!
 * Flame Princess: How will we get there?
 * Lumpy Space Princess: Well, this ship is the one that can go between worlds.
 * Jake the Dog: She's right.
 * Mater: Let's go to 2045 and help Wade.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah. I hope my brother won't become what I became, a pure Candy Elemental.
 * Marceline: Me too.
 * Lightning McQueen: Guys, I wonder how we go through time?
 * Sally Carrera: He's right.
 * Finn McMissile: How do we get to Wade in 2045?
 * Princess Bubblegum: LS, show them.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Mater: Dadgum! How did this do?!
 * Princess Bubblegum: It is a magical ship.
 * Finn the Human: Yeah.
 * Lightning McQueen: Hang on! We're going to Columbus, Ohio in 2045!

At Columbus, Ohio in 2045/Meet Wade Watts/Into the Oasis
[The song, "Jump", starts to play as a teenager named Wade Watts exiting a building] [Wade looks around] [Just then, the Lemon Sweeter appears from the portal and lands on the ground] [Out of the Lemon Sweeter, came Team McQueen and their pals] [While Wade and Team McQueen walks through the town] [While the Lemon Sweeter turns back into the boat form, PB walks with Finn] [???, ???? [They arrive at a van and Wade [As Wade put on Virtual Reality device and headset] [In the Oasis, the camera flys around the sights] You can do anything. Go anywhere. Like the vacation planet. Surf a 50 foot monster wave in Hawaii... You can ski down the pyramids... You can climb Mount Everest... with Batman. Check out this place. It's a casino the size of a planet. You can lose your money there, you can get married, you can get divorced. You can... you can go in there. [Then, they put on thier VR headsets and enters the Oasis] [Team McQueen and Wade's avatar, Parzival, are entering the Oasis] [They arrive at the Oasis] [ [
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) I was born in 2027. After corn syrup droughts, after the bandit riots... after people stopped trying to fix problems... and just trying to outlive them.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) My parents, they didn't make it through those times so... I live here in Columbus, Ohio with my aunt Alice.
 * Wade Watts: What the?
 * Lightning McQueen: Hello. You must be Wade Watts.
 * Wade Watts: Thank goodness. You're here. Who are you guys, anywhere?
 * Lightning McQueen: I am Lightning McQueen. This is Mater, Sally, Luigi, Guido, Fillmore, Sarge, Ramone, Flo, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Cruz Ramirez, Smokey, Junior Moon, River Scott, Dusty Crophopper, Ishani, Skipper Riley, Chug, Dottie, Sparky, El Chupacabra, Rochelle, Bulldog, Blade Ranger, Windlifter, Lil' Dipper, Cabbie, Maru, Patch, Dynamite, Blackout, Avalanche, Drip, Pinecone, Hugo, Rita, Jack, Cal, Pearl, Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Princess Bubblegum, her trusty boat the Lemon Sweeter, BMO, Marceline, Lumpy Space Princess, Peppermint Butler, NECTAR, Slime Princess, Flame Princess and Fern.
 * Wade Watts: Nice to meet you.
 * Rita: We are new here.
 * Cal: The letter said you needed help.
 * Wade Watts: Thanks.
 * BMO: May we come with you?
 * Wade Watts: Sure.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) In 2045... Columbus is the fastest growing city on earth. It's where Halliday and Morrow started Gregarious Games.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) These days, reality is a bummer. Everyone is looking for a way to escape. That's why Halliday, that's why he was such a hero to us.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) You don't need a destination when you're running on a omnidirectional treadmill with quadrophonic pressure sensitive underlay.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) James Halliday saw the future. And then he built it. He gave us a place to go. A place called... THE OASIS.
 * Lightning McQueen: Hold on! We're going in!
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) This is the Oasis.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) place where the limits of reality are your imagination.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Put them on.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating) And with Team McQueen, it will be thier first time.
 * Mater: Wow.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating)
 * Wade Watts: (narrating)
 * Princess Bubblegum: Wow.
 * Lightning McQueen: (in Wreck-It Ralph's voice) Holy cow! Look at all those stuff!
 * Dusty Crophopper: Holy smokes!
 * Wade Watts: (as Parzival) Locate Aech.
 * Computer Voice: Locating Aech.
 * Computer Voice: Aech, located.
 * Wade Watts: (narrating)