The Irelanders' Super Adventures of The Grim Adventures of the KND/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Irelanders' Super Adventures of The Grim Adventures of the KND.

[The film starts at Billy's house where a picture of him and his parents is hanging on the wall. Then an apple appears, crashing into the painting, breaking it]

Billy: Oh! He nailed that one!

[He is golfing, using Grim's scythe as a club and apples as golf balls]

Billy: All Billy needs is one more shot and he'II win the Continental Breakfast Golf Tournament!

[Billy takes a swing at the next apple. It sails across the room just as the door opens and his dad comes in. The apple hits him in the forehead, knocking him over]

Billy: [worried] "Dad!" [Billy runs over to his father, a worried look on his face.] Billy: [angrily screaming] "YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE TOURNAMENT!!!" ''[The force of his shouting blows his father across the room. Harold gets up and walks over to his son.]'' Harold: "Look, Billy, I'm going underwear shopping for a couple of hours, so while I'm gone, you'll be the man of the house, and I suggest you act like it!" [He grabs Grim's scythe and sticks it in an umbrella stand.] Billy: [excited] "Man of the house? Does that mean I get to wear your lucky pants?!?" Harold: "No. I'm the one who wears the pants in this family! You just keep an eye on things while I'm gone!" ''[Billy's dad exits the house through the front door. Just after exiting, he sticks his head back in.]'' Harold: "And keep your FILTHY MITTS OFF MY PANTS!!!" ''[Harold slams the door. Billy stares straight ahead blankly.]'' Billy: "So...that's a yes?"

''[A whirlwind bursts out of a closet and spins to a stop in front of a mirror. It's Billy, wearing a gigantic pair of plaid orange pants. Billy proceeds to jiggle his butt, does the Prisyadka, goes swimming the pants, break-dances, and moonwalks–until he steps on a Sassy Cat doll, at which point he proceeds to stumble backwards, fall through a banister, and drop screaming to the floor. Suddenly, though, he slows to a stop, as his underwear has just been caught by Grim's scythe. Unfortunately, though, the scythe bends and pops out of the umbrella stand, dropping him to the floor, and to add insult to injury, the scythe lands blade down in the middle of his dad's lucky pants. Billy slowly stands up and looks at the scythe, now trapped in the exact middle of the pants, before freaking out.]'' Billy: "Aah Dad's pants! What do I do? Dad's gonna sell my organs if he finds out I ripped his lucky pants!" [determined] "There's only one group of kids who can help me now."

''[The Eds are in Eddy's garage, over which a sign is hung reading "Eds Pesky Problem Fixers". Eddy is behind a desk, Edd is with a typewriter, and Ed is mopping up some of his own drool. Suddenly, the phone rings.]'' Ed: "Hello!" Eddy: [picking up the phone] "Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem Fixers! Got a problem that's pesky? We'll fix 'er, for just one lousy quarter!" ''[Muffled gobbling comes from the telephone. Eddy gives it a look.]'' Eddy: "WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE BROKE? Hey! If you're looking for charity, call Kids Next Door. They're cheap." [Eddy hangs up the phone.]

''[The opening credits roll. They start with the typical pan into Endsville, going through the gate, with the theme music for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy playing before the camera suddenly shifts to the left and the music mutates. White spatters on the screen, covering it before a large 5 appears, with the skeleton of Numbuh 5 standing in front of it as the theme to Codename: Kids Next Door plays, using the Grim Adventures instrumentation. Numbuh 5 does a flip and is given muscles, and after another two flips is shown looking normal. The skeleton of Numbuh 4 then comes in wielding a mustard gun, and after shooting right, shoots the screen. When the mustard drips off of the screen, he is looking normal. Numbuh 3's skeleton then dances in before getting her muscles and then her skin. Numbuh 2 then comes in, looking the way he usually does before entering the scene in his typical manner. He is followed by Numbuh 1, who uses his rocket boots and assumes his typical position as Billy and Mandy appear, Billy with a beard. Mandy slaps the beard off of Billy's face and then leaps in to join the KND. Grim's insignia then slams into the group, finishing it off with a logo that reads The Grim Adventures of the KND that has 3 members on the left (Numbuh 5, Mandy, Numbuh 2), two in the center (Numbuh 1, Grim) and only 2 on the right (Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4). Billy then wanders into the shot, where he is grabbed by Grim and placed in the correct position on the logo. At Billy's house, the doorbell rings. He steps over and answers the door]''

Billy: "Oh thank goodness you're here!" [He notices who it is.] "Hey! You're not the Powerpuff Girls!"

Numbuh 1: "No, we're not. I am Numbuh 1 of the Kids Next Door and these are my teammates. Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5. We're here to solve your problem."

Iago: Uh, we're here too.

Numbuh 1: Huh?

Connor Lacey: We're the Irelanders.

Numbuh 1: Oh. Nice to meet you all.

Billy: "So you're like elves?" Numbuh 1: "No, we are highly trained operatives skilled in the art of covering things up that get kids grounded. Normally we try to stay away from this town, with all the weird things that happen. But the Kids Next Door never say no to a problem." Billy: "IT'S THESE PANTS!!! My dad told me to never ever wear them. But I couldn't resist!" [lying on the floor, whimpering] "And now I've broke them." Numbuh 1: "Nothing the Kids Next Door can't handle. So, first things first: off with the pants!"

Irelanders: What?!

[Numbuh 1's teammates rush over and try to pull the pants off of Billy.]Numbuh 5: "Get them!" Numbuh 4: "Hold still!" ''[The four are unable to get the pants off, and both they and Billy go flying. Billy's nose comes off and lands on Numbuh 3.]''

Rarity: Ugh! That is disgusting.

Koki: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Numbuh 5: "Those pants are not coming off." Numbuh 2: "Maybe if we take Billy to the Kids Next Door Deep Sea Lab, our scientists could find a way to remove them." Billy: "Buh whad ib–" [putting his nose back on] "–my dad comes home early?" Numbuh 1: "Don't worry. The Kids Next Door always have a plan."

[Billy is standing in the middle of the living room, staring straight ahead.] Numbuh 3: [looking at him] "Wow, great disguise, Numbuh 1! You look exactly like Billy!" Numbuh 1: [offscreen] "That is Billy." ''[The camera pans over to Numbuh 1. He has a saucepan on his head and a tomato on his nose, and he's wearing Billy's clothes.]''

Fuli: Okay, that is just weird.

Numbuh 3: "Um, why do you have a tomato stuck to your face?" Numbuh 1: "Because while you guys take Billy back to the lab to get those pants fixed, I'll stay here in disguise. If his dad comes back, I'll keep him away from the closet so he won't know his pants are missing." Billy: "But what if my dad finds out you're not me?" Numbuh 1: "Don't worry, Billy. I'll never tell anyone where you or those pants are, even if they try torturing me. Now get him out of here!" [His associates grab Billy and carry him away.]

Twilight Sparkle: Guys, careful! We don't wanna hurt him!

Connor Lacey: Come on. We better catch up.

Irelanders: Okay, Connor.

[They hurry after the KND and Billy]

Numbuh 1: "All right. Phase One complete." [The doorbell rings.] "Ah. Ahem." [acting like Billy and imitating his voice] "I'll get it!" [opening the door] "Helloooo?" ''[At the door is Mandy. She squints at Billy.]'' Mandy: "Who are you?" Numbuh 1: [acting stupid] "Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha. I'm Billy!" Mandy: "No you're not. What have you done with him?" Numbuh 1: "I told you–" [Mandy smashes his tomato against his face.] "Hey!" [Mandy slaps him again, and he breaks character.] "Stop that!" [Another slap.] "I–" [slapslapslapslapslap] [slapslapslapslapslapslap] Mandy: [irritated] "Tell me who you are and what you've done with Billy before I get rough with you." Numbuh 1: [likewise annoyed] "I'd like to see you try."

''[A S.C.A.M.P.E.R. flies through the air with the greatest of ease. Well, it would, were it not for the fact that a complete and utter moron is wandering around the vehicle, touching everything.]'' Billy: "Wow! Look at all the shiny buttons! Pretty lights!" [pointing at one on Numbuh 4's dashboard] "Does this one make pudding?" [He suddenly turns around, smacking Numbuh 4 upside the head with the scythe's handle.] "Lemme try that!" ''[Billy walks away. Numbuh 4 growls and grabs the idiot.]'' Numbuh 4: "Listen, kid! You'd better–" Numbuh 362: [through the ship's radio] "Come in, Sector V! Repeat! Come in, Sector V!" Numbuh 5: "Cool it, guys! It's Numbuh 362!" [She tunes in the Supreme Leader on a monitor.] Numbuh 362: "Listen up, team. We're picking up heavy energy readings over at the Delightful Children from Down the Lane's mansion, and I need you to go investigate." Billy: [in the background] "Oh check that out! Ooh I wanna catch it!" Numbuh 5: "Enh...we're kind of–" [ducking to avoid Billy's scythe handle] "–whoa!–in the middle of something, sir." Numbuh 362: "Well whatever you're doing will have to wait." Numbuh 5: "But–" ''[Numbuh 5 ducks as Billy's scythe handle swings around again, smashing the monitor. She facepalms.]'' Billy: [in the background] "Oh I wish my dad was here to see this!"

Skully: (sighs) We might as well change our course.

Numbuh 5: [sighing] "You heard her, Numbuh 2. Change course."

[The S.C.A.M.P.E.R. performs a U-turn and heads for Sector V.]Billy: "Ooh, let me lick it!"

[Back at Billy's house]

Numbuh 1: "Please! No more! I'm begging you!" ''[Numbuh 1 is tied to a board that has been placed in front of a TV. The TV is currently fizzling static, and Mandy is standing in front of it.]'' Mandy: "Then for the last time, who are you?" Numbuh 1: "I told you already! I'm Billy!" ''[Mandy rolls her eyes and presses a button on the remote. The static switches off and is replaced with an image of Fred Fredburger.]'' Fred Fredburger: "My name is Fred Fredburger. I'm on TV, and sometimes, I like TV shows that have monkeys?" Numbuh 1: "NOOOOOOO!!!" Fred Fredburger: "Yes! Sometimes, I like TV shows that have monkeys that go to camp, and sometimes I like TV shows that have imaginary friends instead of monkeys, but sometimes, I just like imaginary monkeys." Numbuh 1: "No more! Ple-he-hease make him stop!" Mandy: "Then spill it!" Numbuh 1: "Okay. I'll tell you everything." Mandy: "Start talking." Fred Fredburger: "Hey! Can I come out of the TV? I have to go poo-poo!"

Mandy: "So, you're from a global organization of children with its own army and specialized technology, eh?" Numbuh 1: [defeated] "Yes. I told you everything. Just please let me go!" [scared] "Hey! Where are you going?" Mandy: [walking towards the door] "To pay a little visit–" [turns around, puts on Numbuh 1's sunglasses] "–to your friends." ''[Mandy leaves. The door shuts behind her. As soon as she's gone, Numbuh 1 begins to struggle with his bonds and soon breaks free.]'' Numbuh 1: "Not if Nigel Uno can help it!" [Numbuh 1 races to the door and throws it open to reveal the dark visage of Death.] Grim: [angry] "Where's me scythe, Billy?!"

[Sector V, minus a certain member, creeps through a hall of the Delightfuls' mansion.] Numbuh 2: "Uh, Numbuh 5, do you think it was a good idea leaving Billy alone on the ship?" Numbuh 5: "Do you wanna go back and stay with him?" Numbuh 2: "Good point." Numbuh 5: "Ssh!" ''[From up ahead in the mansion can be heard dark chuckles. Sector V peeks into the room ahead.]''

Connor Lacey: Look.

Delightful Children From Down The Lane: "Finally. With the latest adjustments to Father's Delightfulization Chamber, we'll be able to create even more well-behaved obedient children–like ourselves. And together, we will finally destroy those Kids Next Door!" [They laugh evilly.] Billy: "Scuse me." [Billy has somehow left the ship and managed to get to the Delightful Children.] "Are you in line for the bathroom?" Delightful Children From Down The Lane: "Why no. Go right ahead." Billy: "Thank you." [He darts into the Delightfulization Chamber.] Delightful Children From Down The Lane: "You're wel–HEY! That's not a bathroom! Get out of there this instant!" [The Delightful Children tromp into the chamber after him.]

Numbuh 4: "Oh crud. What's Billy doing?"

Raven Queen: