Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures/Transcript

This is the script for Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures.

Donkey's Challenge
[The teenage Trick or Treater throws his bag of candy there at the shadows, which are the Ogre Triplets] [The Ogre Triplets eats some candy and Shrek chuckles] [The door is an open to dark inside the house] [When Shrek, Fiona and their children enters their house, it was dark] [Then, the lights came on and the team and Shrek's friends jump out and do scary movements and noises] [The gangs sighs in despair at their failure] [Shrek shuts the curtain on Pinocchio] [His nose grows] [After Fiona and the Ogre Triplets left, Puss gets in Shrek's chair]
 * Teenage Trick or Treater: Run! Run for your life!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Oh! Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take all of it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: The monster took my shoe!
 * The Ogre Triplets: Candy!
 * Shrek: Felicia!
 * Felicia: Hi, Daddy.
 * Shrek: That was a nice grip you had on that big fat kid. Farkle, excellent work with your teeth.
 * Fergus: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
 * Shrek: Fergus, my lad. You're gonna have to work on your timing. All in all, not bad for your first Halloween.
 * Fiona: They're growing up so fast. And look who's got first clump of hair?
 * Shrek: Oh, did you see? Farkle got him on the ankle.
 * Fiona: But, what about Little Fergus?
 * Shrek: Nothing yet.
 * Fiona: Oh, that's all right, sweetie. Mommy didn't get a scare this year either.
 * Shrek: Fear not, my love. The night is still young. [notices the door opened] Hold the phone. Who left the door open?
 * Fiona: You don't think anyone's inside.
 * Shrek: Now, who'd be stupid enough to break into an ogre's house?
 * Shrek: Huh?
 * Lightning McQueen: [hisses]
 * Mater: [laughs as Dracula]
 * Sally Carrera: [laughs like a witch]
 * Holley Shiftwell: [growls]
 * Dusty Crophopper: [squeaks like a bat]
 * Donkey: [babbles]
 * Gingy: [moans like a mummy]
 * Three Little Pigs: [making scary noises]
 * Hugo: [growls]
 * Rita: [growls]
 * Jack: [laughs like Megatron]
 * Cal: [screams]
 * Pearl: [cackles like Wuya]
 * Pinkie Pie: [cackles]
 * Pinocchio: [groans]
 * Princess Luna: [laughs like Nightmare Moon]
 * Princess Celestia: [Laughs like Daybreaker]
 * Princess Cadance: [laughs like Chrysalis]
 * Wheely: [revs his engine]
 * Bella: [revs her engine]
 * Putt Putt: [revs his engines]
 * Shrek: Oh, wow... Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
 * Fiona: Happy Halloween, everyone.
 * Thomas: Oh, come on.
 * Rita: Who knew ogres would be so hard to scare?
 * Hugo: I know what you mean.
 * Donkey: Aw man.
 * Gingy: You said this was gonna scare them.
 * Luke: But look at them, they didn't even jump.
 * Millie: Absolutely.
 * Pinocchio: Hey! I worked hard on this costume.
 * Puss in Boots: My cape looks terrifying!
 * Donkey: [booted Puss] Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?
 * Theodore Tugboat: Yeah, it was enough to make anyone's spine tingle.
 * Fiona: Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.
 * Shrek: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.
 * Donkey: I bet we can find something that will scare the pants off of you!
 * Pinkie Pie: Or give you heart attacks!
 * Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): That would scare me and give me a heart attack.
 * Jack: Yep.
 * Shrek: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?
 * Donkey: All of us. Telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared!
 * Mater: Yep!
 * Puss in Boots: Yes! Stories that will make your blood run cold!
 * Donkey: Yeah!
 * Puss in Boots: Stories that will terrify you!
 * Rita: And ghosts will rise!
 * Puss in Boots: And who ever last the night shall be the King of Halloween.
 * Shrek: I accept!
 * Jack, Cal and Pearl: Hooray!
 * Team McQueen: All right!
 * Donkey: We doubly accept!
 * Fiona: ????
 * Shrek: ???
 * Fiona: ???
 * Puss in Boots: I shall begin. Once upon a Midnight trairry.
 * Donkey: There was this crazy albino guy with a hook and lived in a mirror. And if you look at him, you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone!
 * Shrek: I'm not saying we're doing it here.
 * Donkey: ????
 * Shrek: You name the terms, I name the place.
 * Donkey: ?????

Arriving at Duloc
[Soon, Shrek, his friends and Team McQueen arrived at Duloc] [Shrek open the gate and the gang are in Duloc] [Shrek pulls the lever, the doors open and the welcometo Duloc Song (Creepy version) plays] [Hugo and Rita faint. Gingy poops jelly beans] [Shrek poses with Donkey and thier picture is taken. The photo gets ejected with the words "Get out"] [
 * Gingy: Castle Duloc?
 * Little Pig 1: But, this is where Lord Farquaad lived.
 * Little Pig 2: Ja. Und died.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): I heard it is haunted by his ghost.
 * Jack: ???
 * Cal: I don't know. That place is haunted.
 * Pearl: I am scared of ghosts.
 * Rita: ???
 * Sci-Twi: And I bet Linda Ryan is more scarier then
 * Percy: ???
 * Shrek: Are you guys to scared to put on big boy pants and go in? I'll just claim my winnings and be off my way.
 * Donkey: ???
 * Shrek: ????
 * Hugo: ???,.
 * Wheely: What he means you can't go barging into some scary joint like you own the place.
 * Shrek: Why not? It's not like there's anyone here to stop us.
 * Putt Putt: Donkey and I got that creepy house of wax vibe going on here.
 * Luke: I guess.
 * Shrek: Oh look. It's that little thingy Donkey loved so much. Remember?
 * Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc, it's a creepy town~
 * What was once pristine now is all run down~
 * We will chop off your head and then laugh when you're dead~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Come on in, What the heck~
 * Fall right dowm, break your...
 * Face~
 * Duloc is, Duloc is~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Scary Voice: Get Out!
 * Luigi: ????
 * Guido: ???
 * Lightning McQueen: I think someone's telling us to get out.
 * Mater:
 * Dusty Crophopper:
 * Jack: I don't like it.
 * Shrek: Ooh. Let's do that again!
 * Donkey: NO!

Cruz's Story: The Groom of Cruz
[In the castle
 * Shrek:
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Oh, oh, me, me! I have a scary story!
 * Big Bad Wolf: [sighs] This isn't the one where you getting trapped in a petting zoo again, is it? Cause that's not scary.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Well, if you look it from my perspective...
 * Cruz

Gingy's Story: The Bride of Gingy
[The storm thunders as [ [
 * Gingy: Get ready to send these losers home, Shrek, cause I got a doozy and it's all true. (clears his throat) It was a dark and stormy night.
 * The Muffin Man: Gingy?
 * Gingy: My girlfriend kicked me out.
 * Gingy:
 * The Muffin Man:
 * The Muffin Man:

Donkey and Puss' Story: Boots Motel
[Donkey and Puss were in a stormy night] [Puss is in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [Puss is about to start his toung bath when...?] [The inn keeper pulls out a knife and scary music plays] [Puss gets stabbed and his fur goes down the drain] [Back in the castle] [Back to the story] [Donkey knock down the door pinning the inn keeper down] [Donkey see Prince Charming holding a wand] [Charming blasts Puss to dust] [Rewinds to the point before Puss got blasted] [Puss sees that he has landed on an X and mutters] [He pulled the lever and Puss falls into a hole of a Charming head from a carnival game. Puss shows up in front of it] [Puss wakes up in his bedroom] [Donkey answer the door] [He fall from the celing] [The lights turn off] [The lights turn on to reveal Donkey in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [He pulls te curtain and saw a giant waffle] [Donkey runs] [A pink tutu appears on Donkey] [A sombrero appears on Donkey's head] [A coconut brasher appears on Donkey's neck] [The waffle man lifts the plate and Donkey is eaten] [Donkey pops out of the mouth of the monster] [Puss gets sprayed by Pinocchio with a water bottle. Puss screeches and runs out of the castle very fast] [Celestia and the others follow Discord]
 * Puss in Boots: I do have a terrifying tale to tell.
 * Donkey: It was a dark and stormy night.
 * Puss in Boots: What the?
 * Donkey: And we needed to find us some shelter.
 * [Donkey points at something then we see them going into a giant shoe and the title appears "Boots Motel"]
 * Puss in Boots: It's my turn to tell the story.
 * Donkey: Hey, hey, shh.
 * [The door opens to reveal a inn keeper]
 * Donkey: (narrating) The kindly inn keeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubby inside.
 * Donkey: My trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up.
 * Puss in Boots: Sidekick?
 * Donkey: And I would love some waffles.
 * Puss in Boots: But we are equals.
 * Donkey: Oh man. Of course we are. [looks at the camera] The noble Donkey reassures his clearly inferior sidekick.
 * Puss in Boots: I'm getting a little tired of this..
 * Donkey: (narrating) But Before Puss can finish his thought, he decided to take a well deserved tongue bath.
 * Puss in Boots: [sputters] Well. As long as I am here.
 * Donkey: But, right then, danger came from behind.
 * Donkey: Ree-ree-ree-ree~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, dum-dum~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, duh-dum~ And Puss was never seen again. Ha-ha! The end.
 * Puss in Boots: No. that's not how the story goes. I was aware of the approaching danger..
 * Puss in Boots: And went [pulls out his sword] for my steel!
 * Donkey: Don't worry, little buddy. I'm here to save you.
 * Puss in Boots: Oh, you're killing me.
 * Donkey: (narrating) [gasps] It was Prince Charming! He was packing heat and he wanted revenge!
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): I want revenge!
 * Donkey: He said. But before anyone can do anything, ka-Blam!
 * Donkey: It was awful. It was terrible. It was really, really scary.
 * Puss in Boots: What? No! Go back!
 * Puss in Boots: Although the Charming was fast, I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety.
 * Donkey: Which is exactly what he wanted you to do.
 * Donkey: Charming laughed just like a crazed maniac.
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): Ha, Ha-Ha-Ha, Ha.
 * Puss in Boots: No-no-no-no-no, no, I'm sorry. But I would never let that happen to me. Instead, I-I-I woke up.
 * Puss in Boots: Yeah. That's right. It was all a dream.
 * Donkey: You mean a nightmare? You know you're on the ceiling, right?
 * Puss in Boots: I will get you for this.
 * Donkey: Oh. And then the lights went out. It was horrrible and sad how Puss pleaded for mercy.
 * Puss in Boots: Mercy? Please.
 * Donkey: Said Puss with his last dying breath.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) But when the lights came back on, it was the donkey who was taking a shower!
 * Donkey: Oh my goodness! How would I do that?
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) [laughs] And right behind you, there was danger!
 * Donkey: Oh man.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) You were paralysed.
 * Donkey: [screams like a woman]
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) It was a donkey eating waffle. It was packing heat and it wanted revenge!
 * Waffle Monster: I want revenge!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) The Donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate, covered in butter, wearing a pink tutu?
 * Donkey: No!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a sombrero.
 * Donkey: Oh!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a coconut brasher.
 * Donkey: Ah!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And about to be eaten, alive!
 * Donkey: No! Please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes!
 * Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again. [laughs evily]
 * Donkey: But what Puss didn't know is that right behind him, was the one thing he feared more then anything else.
 * Puss in Boots: No, you wouldn't.
 * Donkey: I would.
 * Puss in Boots: You didn't.
 * Donkey: I did!
 * Puss in Boots: No! Anything but that! NOOO!
 * Donkey: The end. [gives Pinocchio a dollar]
 * Shrek: I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
 * Rita: I agree with you, Shrek. But, I like that story.
 * Discord: Not me! I Gotta get out of here! [runs away]
 * Princess Luna:
 * Lightning McQueen: He is Scared.