Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures/Transcript

This is the script for Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures.

Donkey's Challenge
[The title, "Lightning McQueen Gets Scared Shrekless", was shown on a pumpkin as leaves blew around it] [The teenage Trick or Treater throws his bag of candy there at the shadows, which are the Ogre Triplets] [The Ogre Triplets eats some candy and Shrek chuckles] [The door is an open to dark inside the house] [When Shrek, Fiona and their children enters their house, it was dark] [Then, the lights came on and the team and Shrek's friends jump out and do scary movements and noises] [The gangs sighs in despair at their failure] [Shrek shuts the curtain on Pinocchio] [His nose grows] [After Fiona and the Ogre Triplets left, Puss gets in Shrek's chair]
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #1: Run! Run for your life! [screaming]
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Oh! Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take all of it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #1: The monster took my shoe!
 * The Ogre Triplets: Candy!
 * Shrek: Felicia!
 * Felicia: Hi, Daddy.
 * Shrek: That was a nice grip you had on that big fat kid. Farkle, excellent work with your teeth.
 * Fergus: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
 * Shrek: Fergus, my lad. You're gonna have to work on your timing. All in all, not bad for your first Halloween.
 * Fiona: They're growing up so fast. And look who's got first clump of hair?
 * Shrek: Oh, did you see? Farkle got him on the ankle.
 * Fiona: But, what about Little Fergus?
 * Shrek: Nothing yet.
 * Fiona: Oh, that's all right, sweetie. Mama didn't get a scare this year either.
 * Shrek: Fear not, my love. The night is still young. [notices the door opened] Hold the phone. Who left the door open?
 * Fiona: You don't think anyone's inside.
 * Shrek: Now, who'd be stupid enough to break into an ogre's house?
 * Shrek: Huh?
 * Lightning McQueen: [hisses]
 * Mater: [laughs as Dracula]
 * Sally Carrera: [laughs like a witch]
 * Holley Shiftwell: [growls]
 * Dusty Crophopper: [squeaks like a bat]
 * Donkey: [babbles]
 * Gingy: [moans like a mummy]
 * Three Little Pigs: [making scary noises]
 * Hugo: [growls]
 * Rita: [growls]
 * Jack: [laughs like Megatron]
 * Cal: [screams]
 * Pearl: [cackles like Wuya]
 * Pinkie Pie: [cackles]
 * Pinocchio: [groans]
 * Princess Luna: [laughs like Nightmare Moon]
 * Princess Celestia: [Laughs like Daybreaker]
 * Princess Cadance: [laughs like Chrysalis]
 * Wheely: [revs his engine]
 * Bella: [revs her engine]
 * Putt Putt: [revs his engines]
 * Shrek: Oh, wow... Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
 * Fiona: Happy Halloween, everyone.
 * Thomas: Oh, come on.
 * Rita: Who knew ogres would be so hard to scare?
 * Hugo: I know what you mean.
 * Donkey: Aw man.
 * Gingy: You said this was gonna scare them.
 * Luke: But look at them, they didn't even jump.
 * Millie: Absolutely.
 * Pinocchio: Hey! I worked hard on this costume.
 * Donkey: Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?
 * Theodore Tugboat: Yeah, it was enough to make anyone's spine tingle.
 * Fiona: Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.
 * Shrek: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.
 * Donkey: I bet we can find something that will scare the pants off of you!
 * Pinkie Pie: Or give you heart attacks!
 * Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): That would scare me and give me a heart attack.
 * Jack: Yep.
 * Shrek: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?
 * Donkey: All of us. Telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared!
 * Mater: Yep!
 * Puss in Boots: Yes! Stories that will make your blood run cold!
 * Donkey: Yeah!
 * Puss in Boots: Stories that will terrify you!
 * Rita: And ghosts will rise!
 * Puss in Boots: And who ever last through the night shall be the King of Halloween.
 * Shrek: I accept!
 * Jack, Cal and Pearl: Hooray!
 * Team McQueen: All right!
 * Donkey: We doubly accept!
 * Shrek: Does anyone else want to join our little contest?
 * Rita: I'm in!
 * Pig 1: Ja, wunderbar!
 * Three blind mice: Huzzah!
 * Fiona: Okay. I think I'm going to take the kids out and terrify a few more trick-or-treaters.
 * Shrek: Will I see you later?
 * Fiona: The night is young.
 * Puss in Boots: I shall begin. Once upon a Midnight dreary... [gets booted off the chair by Donkey]
 * Donkey: There was this crazy albino guy with a hook and he lived in a mirror. And if you even look at him, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone!
 * Shrek: Whoa, Hey, hold on. I'm didn't say we were doing this here.
 * Donkey: Uh, what?
 * Shrek: You name the terms, I name the place.
 * Donkey: Okay, Fine! Where are we gonna do this?

Arriving at Duloc
[Soon, Shrek, his friends and Team McQueen arrived at Duloc] [Shrek open the gate and the gang are in Duloc] [The echo bounces around] [Jack, Cal and Pearl look at each other and nod] [Rita glares] [Then, Shrek noticed the information booth] [Shrek pulls the lever, the doors open and the welcometo Duloc Song (Creepy version) plays] [Hugo and Rita faint. Gingy poops jelly beans] [Shrek poses with Donkey and thier picture is taken. The photo gets ejected with the words "Get out"] [His yell echoes]
 * Gingy: Castle Duloc?
 * Donkey: Oh, ha-ha, very funny, Shrek.
 * Little Pig 1: But, this is where Lord Farquaad lived!
 * Little Pig 2: Ja. Und died!
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): I heard it's haunted by his ghost.
 * Jack: [scoffs] Then how come he isn't here now trying to scare us off?
 * Cal: I don't know. That place is haunted.
 * Pearl: I am scared of ghosts.
 * Rita: Pearl, you've got me to protect you.
 * Jack: Yeah. Wimp.
 * Rita: Jack! Be nice.
 * Hugo: You sure have a way with them.
 * Rita: I know.
 * Jack, Cal and Pearl: (singing) Rita likes Hugo!
 * Rita: (in fury) We're not in love!
 * Jack: Sorry! Our mistake!
 * Toaster: Maybe he's waiting for the right moment.
 * Blanky: I agree.
 * Radio: Here, here.
 * Sci-Twi: And I bet Linda Ryan is more scarier then the ghost of Farquaad.
 * Percy: A bit like Thomas when I pretended to be a ghost. (laughs)
 * Gator: Good one, Percy.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: (angry) It's not funny, Percy! (gets very scared) But, I hope my brother, Timothy, was not in there.
 * Toby: Don't worry, Thomas. There's no such thing as ghosts.
 * Duncan: Yeah. Stop bein' such a scaredy-engine!
 * Rusty: Duncan!
 * Duncan: Sorry.
 * Princess Bubblegum: It's Okay. Sari's brother and Meg's love Ryan will be okay as Prince Candy Ryan. He would be okay.
 * Peter Sam: I don't know about this, Shrek.
 * Shrek: Are you're all too scared to put on big boy pants and go in? I'll just claim my winnings and be on my way.
 * Donkey: Wait a minute! We can last in there just as long as you can!
 * Shrek: Fine. Come on, then.
 * Hugo: Shrek, I'm not sure about this.
 * Wheely: What he means you can't go barging into some scary joint like you own the place.
 * Shrek: Why not? It's not like there's anyone here to stop us.
 * Putt Putt: Donkey and I got that creepy house of wax vibe going on here.
 * Luke: I guess.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Hello? [echo] Anyone here? Hello? [echo] Echo! [echo]
 * Sparky: Yeah! [echo]
 * Jack: CA-CA-CA-CA-CA! CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA! CA-CA-CA-CA! [echo]
 * Pearl: WOO-WOO! WOO-WOO! WOO-WOO! [echo]
 * Rita: Stop that!
 * Cal: Sorry.
 * Hugo: That was great.
 * Rita: Thanks.
 * Shrek: Oh look. It's that little thingy Donkey loved so much. Remember?
 * Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc, it's a creepy town~
 * What was once pristine now is all run down~
 * We will chop off your head and then laugh when you're dead~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Come on in, What the heck~
 * Fall right dowm, break your...
 * Face~
 * Duloc is, Duloc is~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Scary Voice: Get Out!
 * Luigi: That was the scariest moment of my life. [faints]
 * Guido: [speaks Italian and faints also]
 * Lightning McQueen: I think someone's telling us to get out.
 * Mater: Dadgum.
 * Cruz Ramirez: That was creepy.
 * Dusty Crophopper: You think that's creepy? Wait till you see the castle's insides.
 * Jack: I don't like it.
 * Cal: Neither do I.
 * Pearl: Me neither!
 * Hiro: I am scared, Luna. I hope my friend Ryan-Ko is Okay.
 * Princess Luna: He will be, Hiro. But we will be find as long as we stick together.
 * Shrek: Ooh! Let's do that again!
 * Donkey: NO!

Cruz's Story: The Groom of Cruz
[In the castle, Shrek lights the fire and sits in a chair] [The title "The Groom of Cruz" was shown, and Cruz is seen driving when she saw a strange place] [She enters the building] [Cruz looks around] [Cruz wonders around when she heard an engine revving] [Then, she sees a black British taxi] [Dr. Mechanic showed up with big scary tools as Cruz tries to escape] [Dr. Mechanic groomed Cruz with his tools. Back in the castle, Cruz finishes her story] [Mater drives out of the castle, meaning that he is Scared Shrekless]
 * Shrek: Well, then, heh, this ought to be fun.
 * Donkey: Pfft. Fun, yeah, right.
 * Puss in Boots: I find myself agreeing with boss. This looks to be a very entertaining evening.
 * Donkey: You know what? I just figured out what your costume is. You came as a kiss-Up!
 * Shrek: All right, all right. Buckle up, everyone. The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot, the sooner I can be home, Cozy in my bed, unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Oh, oh, pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!
 * Big Bad Wolf: [sighs] This isn't the one where you getting trapped in a petting zoo again, is it? Cause that's not scary.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Actually, if you look it from my perspective...
 * Cruz Ramirez: Hey, guess what, Pinocchio. Nobody cares!
 * Lightning McQueen: Okay, okay. That's enough you two.
 * Cruz Ramirez: I know, McQueen. But, I got a great story to tell and trust me, it will scare the tyres and socks right out of your fenders. [clears her throat] It all began on a night much like this one.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Huh?
 * Dr. Mechanic: Hello.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Huh? Who are you?
 * Dr. Mechanic: You will know me in time, young car.
 * Dr. Mechanic: You may be wondering what you're doing here now but wait till you see what's in store for you next.
 * Cruz Ramirez: What do you mean?
 * Dr. Mechanic: You'll see.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Mr. McQueen, is that you?
 * Britsh Taxi: Ello Gov'nor!
 * Cruz Ramirez: Yikes!
 * Dr. Mechanic: Going somewhere?
 * Cruz Ramirez: Get away from me!
 * Dr. Mechanic: [cackles]
 * Cruz Ramirez: No! Stop! Let me go! Please! I'm begging you! Please, don't! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Cruz Ramirez: And all that was left of me, was my spoiler, tyres and my engine.
 * Mater: Dadgum! That's too freaky for me!
 * Lightning McQueen: Mater, that's not scarier than Sheriff's ghostlight story.
 * Mater: You won't get me, Ghostlight! Not that guy or Lord Farquaad's Ghost!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [laughs] Good luck trying to find your way out!
 * Silverstream: Wait, If he is grooming you, where did that British car in your story?
 * Yona: Yak scared!
 * Jake the Dog: Man, that is so wrong.

Hugo and Rita's Story: The Haunted Headquarters
[The title "The Haunted Headquarters" was shown as the rain goes on at the Headquarters] [Rita hears something scary] [At the door, the two are ready to open it] [Hugo and Rita opens the door and cowers themselves but nothing happens] [All of sudden, a big wind flow over Hugo and Rita] [A ghost appears] [Back in reality] [Rita smiles] [Theodore, Hank, Thomas and Percy hurry away]
 * Lightning McQueen: Well, who's next on the story?
 * Sally Carrera: Anyone?
 * Jack: Me!
 * Cal: We got it!
 * Pearl: We got one!
 * Jack: And it's gonna terrify you in five seconds flat!
 * Rita: [rolled her eyes] Yeah, right.
 * Hugo: Actually, we got a perfect story.
 * Rita: And it's surely gonna scare my siblings.
 * Hugo: That will teach them a lesson too.
 * Lightning McQueen: Go on, you two.
 * Jack: (scoffs)
 * Rita: Jack! Okay, it began on a night like tonight.
 * Hugo: Boy, am I glad to be out of the rain?
 * Rita: Me too.
 * Hugo: Hey, Guys! We're back! McQueen?
 * Rita: Mater?!
 * Hugo: Sally?!
 * Rita: What was that?!
 * Hugo: Do you think something happened while we were gone?
 * Rita: I don't know.
 * Hugo: Listen.
 * Rita: Wherever that noise is...
 * Hugo: It's coming from the basement.
 * Rita: Follow me.
 * Rita: You go open the door!
 * Hugo: But what if something happens?
 * Rita: On the count of three. One... two... three!!!
 * Hugo: Nothing happened.
 * Rita: What's happening?
 * Hugo: I don't know.
 * Rita: [gasp]
 * Hugo and Rita: [screaming]
 * Hugo: And then after that...
 * Rita: We were never seen again.
 * Rita: So who was frightened by that one?
 * Hugo: Yeah, who got there spines tingled?
 * Theodore Tugboat: I hate to be leaving early. But we've got some work to do.
 * Hank: Yeah.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: So have we. Come on, Percy.
 * Percy: Right behind you.
 * Jack: [laughs]
 * Rita: [in anger] Jack!
 * Cal: What?
 * Pearl: It's funny.
 * Rita: Well, it's no way to behave in front of scaredy-cats.
 * Jack: Okay. Sorry.
 * Ramone: Get ready to send these losers home, McQueen, cause I got a doozy and it's all true.
 * Lightning McQueen: Go right ahead.
 * Ramone: [in a slow and creepy voice] It all began on a night much like this one.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Low and slow.
 * Ramone: I was in my body art place, tending to Henry.

Ramone's Story: The Glow in the Dark
[The title, "The Glow in the Dark", was shown at Ramone's House of Body Art] [Henry comes in] [Ramone picks the Glow in the Dark paint by accident] [He paints Henry with the glow in the dark paint and red stripes] [As Henry left Ramone's House of Body Art, he felt something terrible] [Then, Henry turns into a ghost engine. Back at Ramone's House of Body Art, Ramone hears something] [He opens the door and finds Henry was now the ghost engine] [Ramone closes the doors tightly and locks them all] [Then, Henry appears and charges at Ramone. Back in the castle] [Rainbow Dash and Gordon hurry out]
 * Ramone: Hey, Henry.
 * Henry: Ramone, I need a repaint.
 * Ramone: Coming right up!
 * Henry: And make sure none of it's magic.
 * Ramone: Right.
 * Henry: Okay, I'm ready.
 * Ramone: Oh, yeah.
 * Henry: Thanks, Ramone.
 * Henry: Oh my! What is happening to me?!
 * Ramone: Huh?
 * Ramone: Henry! You are a ghost engine!
 * Henry: Ramone!
 * Ramone: Aaaaah!!!!! Stay away from me!
 * Ramone: That was close.
 * Ramone: And after that, I was never seen again.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm outta here!
 * Gordon: Me too!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Why?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because, uh....
 * Gordon: My nighttime express is late. Bye.
 * Ramone: Well, that's me out. See ya. [follows them]
 * Wheely: So, who's next?
 * Foduck: I got a perfect story. And I've gotta warn you. You might want to hug a friend. That's how scary it is. [clears his throat] It was a dark and stormy night.

Foduck's Story: The Ghost Ship
[The title, "The Ghost Ship", was shown as Foduck was traveling home] [Then, Foduck hears something] [He looks around and no one was everywhere] [Foduck continues his way home but a ghostly white steamer ship] [The Ghost Ship comes towards Foduck] [The Ghost Ship hits Foduck. Back in reality, Foduck finishes his story] [James looks nervous] [James, Rarity and her human counterpart hurry out. Foduck giggles]
 * Foduck: That was a nice day.
 * Foduck: Huh? Who's there?
 * Foduck: Hmm. Just my imagination.
 * Foduck: Huh?
 * Foduck: What do you want for me?! No! Don't close to me. No! No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 * Foduck: I was never to be seen again.
 * James: Uh.... I've got something I need to do!
 * Rarity: Me too.
 * Sweetie Belle: But it was just a story. You do know it's fake right?
 * Rarity: Of course.
 * Rarity (EG): But we've got some dresses we need to work on.
 * James: So we'll be going now if you don't mind.
 * Lightning McQueen: Okay.
 * Foduck: There goes the scaredy cats.
 * Emily (Theodore Tugboat): Foduck!
 * Foduck: Sorry. See ya later. (as he and Emily left)
 * Toaster: That was a quick on.
 * Rita: So, Lightning? You ready for another story?
 * Lightning McQueen: I am.
 * Shrek: Who's next?
 * Gingy: Me, me, me.
 * Shrek: Alright, Gingy.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Let's hear it.

Gingy's Story: The Bride of Gingy
[The storm thunders at the Bakery as the title, "The Bride of Gingy", was shown. Gingy knocks on the door and the Muffin Man answers it] [Gingy is inside with a little blanket on him] [The Muffin Man shows Gingy a cookie cutter shaped like a woman] [The Muffin Man shows Gingy another cookie cutter looks like a mermaid] [The Muffin Man shows another cookie cutter looks like a scary clown] [The Muffin Man shows another cookie cutter looks like a little girl] [Gingy runs to the cutter and holds it] [The Muffin Man cracks an egg and pours some flour and sugar into a bowl but Gingy pours more sugar into it] [Thunder crashes] [The Muffin Man pulls the lever and the dough [They both laugh] [After the Muffin Man leaves, Gingy looks at the oven as it opens revealing Sugar, his new girlfriend] [When Gingy leaves, Sugar comes to life, looks around and see Gingy] [The song, "Happy Together", was played when Gingy and Sugar do all sorts of things together] [Before Gingy can walk off, Sugar grabs him] [Sugar approaches Gingy, looking as if she's about to attack him] [Sugar opens the door] [Gingy whimpers then gets an idea] [When Sugar gets inside the Gingerbread House, Gingy ran off and looked back] [Gingy climbs onto a beam] [Sugar comes out of the shadows] [They cling onto the edge over a mixer] [Sugar falls right into the mixer] [Gingy looks down at the batter. He then returns home] [But to make matters worse, the baking machine is making more gingerbread cookies. Inside Gingy's house] [Gingy hears a knock and goes to investigate. He opens the door and finds a Sugar Zombie there] [More appear] [Gingy tries to fend them off] [The Sugar Zombies continue their march. Back in the castle, Gingy is still telling the story] [The Three Little Pigs run away] [He leaves] [He runs out of the castle] [Sounds of door opening and closes are heard] [Rita smile]
 * Gingy: Get ready to send these losers home, Shrek, cause I got a doozy and it's all true. (clears his throat) It was a dark and stormy night.
 * The Muffin Man: Gingy?
 * Gingy: My girlfriend kicked me out.
 * Gingy: I don't know. Something about me being too into myself. Blah, blah, blah, yak, yak, yak.
 * The Muffin Man: You? But you are so adorable.
 * Gingy: I know! That's what I keep telling her! I need a good woman, Muffin Man.
 * The Muffin man: Ah. I can help you, Gingy.
 * The Muffin Man: How about this one?
 * Gingy: Uh, I don't know.
 * The Muffin Man: You like her, huh?
 * Gingy: Nope. Weird hair.
 * The Muffin Man: How about this one? [shows Gingy another woman shaped cookie cutter looks like a Venus De Milo]
 * Gingy: Too scary.
 * Gingy: No!
 * Gingy: Don't like it!
 * The Muffin Man: Okay, well, how about this one?
 * Gingy: Yes, that's it!
 * Gingy: She's perfect! The girl of my dreams.
 * Gingy: Wait, more sugar!
 * The Muffin Man: But, that is not the recipe.
 * Gingy: Trust me, Muffin Man. This girl's got to be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever.
 * The Muffin Man: I must warn you, Gingy, no one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!
 * Gingy: Just put her into the oven!
 * The Muffin Man: [evilly laughs]
 * Gingy: [evilly laughs then gets shocked] Ow!
 * Gingy: Okay, a little privacy.
 * The Muffin Man: Huh?
 * Gingy: Take a hike.
 * The Muffin Man: Heh-heh. Oh, oui.
 * Gingy: Oh my gosh, I'm in love! Oh, a cookie angle. [touches Sugar] Whoa! And you're hot, too! Hello? Hello? [sighs] I guess it didn't work.
 * Sugar: [Squees] Yeah! Woo-hoo! Oh, Gingy. Is it you? The one I was made for? Oh, we'll be together forever.
 * Gingy: Sweet!
 * Sugar: Are you happy, Gingy?
 * Gingy: You bet! The time since I met you has been the best... [counts] seven and a half minutes of my life.
 * Sugar: Good, cause this is only the beginning.
 * Sugar: I'm going to love you and hold you and feed you and dress you and cling to you and hang onto you and smother you with my love forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...
 * Gingy: You know, it's Getting a little stuffy in here. Um, you know, I gonna go get some air.
 * Sugar: Oh no, you don't.
 * Sugar: Not without your umbrella.
 * Gingy: Come on.
 * Sugar: Let me get that for you.
 * Sugar: Wait for me!
 * Gingy: Sugar, could you just do me one small, little, teensy favor?
 * Sugar: Anything!
 * Gingy: Could you leave me alone for like 30 seconds?
 * Sugar: Anything but that.
 * Gingy: [puts his buttons behind his back] You know, I forgot my gumdrop buttons, yeah. Could you, Uh, run over there and get 'em for me, please?
 * Sugar: Sure, I can. I'll be right back.
 * Gingy: Run, run, run as fast as you can, if you want to remain a gingerbread man!
 * Gingy: (panting)
 * Sugar: Oh, Gingy!
 * Gingy: Wah!
 * Sugar: I don't understand. I thought you were happy!
 * Gingy: Oh, well...
 * Sugar: It's all my fault! I should've tried harder!
 * Gingy: No, no, no, don't try harder!
 * Sugar: [uses an icing spreader] Maybe I'm not pretty enough! I can be pretty, really pretty. The girl of your dreams!
 * Gingy: Ahh!
 * Sugar: Remember?
 * Gingy: Please, leave me alone!
 * Sugar: Gingy!
 * Sugar: Let go, Gingy! [hangs on Gingy's leg] Fall with me so we can be together [grabs on again and in a scary voice] forever!
 * Gingy: Here's a thought. You let go! [gets Sugar off of him]
 * Sugar: Together! Together forev....
 * Gingy: Boy, what a night! I'm so glad that is over with! Ah. Oh well, nothing lasts forever.
 * Man (on TV): In sports...
 * Gingy: [snoring]
 * Sugar Zombie #1: Together forever.
 * Gingy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
 * Sugar Zombies: Together forever! Together forever! Together forever! [repeat]
 * Gingy: What a nice surprise! Hey, what's up? I think we both may have said somethings I might regret! Gosh, your eye is pretty! Look, I know you're upset, so... Aah! Why don't we just sit down and discuss this?!
 * Gingy: Then, they ate me!
 * Three Little Pigs: Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee!
 * Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): They're gonna do that all the way home. Ah. I got to go. They're my ride.
 * Rita: [giggles]
 * Jack: Wait a second, Gingy. If they ate you, how come you're still here?
 * Puss in Boots: Did you not say this was a true story?
 * Gingy: Um...
 * Hugo: [in Jim Hawkins' voice] Aha. Busted!
 * Shrek: You made it up, didn't you?
 * Gingy: I... Hey, look, Lord Farquaad's Ghost! Agh!
 * Gingy: Doodle heads!
 * Shrek: And then there were a few.
 * Finn the Human: Yeah, few of us,
 * BMO: Finn was right.
 * Lightning McQueen: I knew he would try to make one up the minute we got here.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Yeah, it wasn't even that spine tingling.
 * Duck: Well, if that wasn't terrifying enough, wait till you hear the tale I whipped up.
 * Oliver: Pfft. There's no way you can come up with something scarier than gingerbread zombies.
 * Toad: I think it would be scary like the time the Dazzlings tell thier story.
 * Duck: Oh yeah, I can.
 * Lightning McQueen: Good to know.
 * Turbo: Go ahead.
 * Jack: I'm ready.
 * Cal: Me too.
 * Pearl: Me three.
 * Rita: Good to see you're actually behaving.
 * Jack: So, who got a story to tell?
 * Duck: I got one story I can tell.
 * Toad: Okay, Mr. Duck.
 * Duck: It all started in a bad weather...

Duck's Story: The Haunted Coach
[The thunderstorm gets worse as the title, "The Haunted Coach", was shown] [Oliver and Toad look at each other in horror] [Thunderstorm gets worse] [Duck chuffed away. Later, he hears something scary] [The special coach, turns out to be the Haunted Coach, was beginning to push] [The Haunted Coach making Duck go faster, faster and faster until he enters the Smelter's Yard] [Back in reality, Duck finishes his story] [The CMC, Peter Sam, Duncan and Sir Handel begins to nervous and head out] [The engines and fillies head off, screaming all the while]
 * Duck: Hello, Oliver.
 * Oliver: Hello, Duck.
 * Toad: Hi, Mr. Duck.
 * Duck: I'm to pull a special coach tonight.
 * Oliver: But, that coach is the Haunted Coach.
 * Duck: It is not, Oliver.
 * Toad: It is so.
 * Duck: What does a storm gets worst? I must be going. See ya.
 * Oliver: Be careful.
 * Duck: That's strange.
 * Duck: What the...?!
 * Duck: Oh, no!
 * Duck: Then, I crashed. I was blown to pieces on impact. Never to be heard from again.
 * Apple Bloom: Um... I have to go now.
 * Sweetie Belle: I think Rarity needs me now.
 * Scootaloo: I gotta go!
 * Applejack: Why?
 * Pinkie Pie: Because they got SCARED!
 * Henry: Oh. Got the Flying Kipper to take! [steams away and screaming]
 * Sir Handel: We're needed at the Blue Mountain Quarry!
 * Peter Sam: Yes. That's a big order to fill.
 * Duncan: Yes.
 * Apple Bloom: I knew that would happen. I gotta go. Henry's my ride.
 * Skarloey: Well, that was very horrifying.
 * Lightning McQueen: True.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Quite interesting, too.
 * Trixie: Uh-Huh, very true.
 * Starlight Glimmer: I bet the next story have some changelings, Trixie.
 * Wheely: There was the time.
 * Lumpy Space Princess: Yeah. Like Ryan is wondering where is, like, Carmen Sandiego.
 * Flame Princess: You think so?
 * Slime Princess: Maybe so. I hope I can be brave.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Me too. Meg's boyfriend Ryan is ruling the Candy Kingdom. He is my brother when I made him into Prince Candy Ryan, prince of candy.
 * Rita: Wow.
 * Jack: Maybe they could get kidnapped by a human named Carmen Sandiego. Because, that's not scary.
 * Rita: (angrily as her eyes has ????) JACK! You mention that name?!
 * Dusty Crophopper: We could see Fedora the Explorer some other time.
 * Bash: Heh.
 * Dash: Yeah, right.
 * Ferdinand: That's right!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks its airhorn]
 * Princess Bubblegum: I know. Meg and my brother Prince Candy Ryan will be okay.
 * Donald: He will, Bubblegum.
 * Lightning McQueen: And who is ready to tell us a story?
 * Sally Carrera: Anyone?
 * BMO: Who would tell us a story?
 * Donald: I would.
 * Douglas: Me too.
 * Donald: Okay, we could merge our stories into one on this scary tale we could tell. It began a few years ago.

Donald and Douglas' Story: The Lost Whistle
[The title, "The Lost Whistle", at the scrapyard] [
 * Donald: Are you sure about this?
 * Douglas: I'm sure, Donny.

Donkey and Puss' Story: Boots Motel
[Donkey and Puss were in a stormy night] [Puss is in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [Puss is about to start his toung bath when...?] [The inn keeper pulls out a knife and scary music plays] [Puss gets stabbed and his fur goes down the drain] [Back in the castle] [Back to the story] [Donkey knock down the door pinning the inn keeper down] [Donkey see Prince Charming holding a wand] [Charming blasts Puss to dust] [Rewinds to the point before Puss got blasted] [Puss sees that he has landed on an X and mutters] [He pulled the lever and Puss falls into a hole of a Charming head from a carnival game. Puss shows up in front of it] [Puss wakes up in his bedroom] [Donkey answer the door] [He fall from the celing] [The lights turn off] [The lights turn on to reveal Donkey in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [He pulls te curtain and saw a giant waffle] [Donkey runs] [A pink tutu appears on Donkey] [A sombrero appears on Donkey's head] [A coconut brasher appears on Donkey's neck] [The waffle man lifts the plate and Donkey is eaten] [Donkey pops out of the mouth of the monster] [Puss gets sprayed by Pinocchio with a water bottle. Puss screeches and runs out of the castle very fast] [Celestia and the others follow Discord] [Meanwhile at the Swamp, the Three Blind Mice are still walking]
 * Puss in Boots: I do have a terrifying tale to tell.
 * Donkey: It was a dark and stormy night.
 * Puss in Boots: What the?
 * Donkey: And we needed to find us some shelter.
 * [Donkey points at something then we see them going into a giant shoe and the title appears "Boots Motel"]
 * Puss in Boots: This is my turn to tell the story.
 * Donkey: Hey, hey, shh.
 * [The door opens to reveal a inn keeper]
 * Donkey: (narrating) The kindly inn keeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubby inside.
 * Donkey: My trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up.
 * Puss in Boots: Sidekick?
 * Donkey: And I would love some waffles.
 * Puss in Boots: But we are equals.
 * Donkey: Oh man. Of course we are. [looks at the camera] The noble Donkey reassures his clearly inferior sidekick.
 * Puss in Boots: I'm getting a little tired of this..
 * Donkey: (narrating) But Before Puss can finish his thought, he decided to take a well deserved tongue bath.
 * Puss in Boots: [sputters] What the? Well. As long as I am here.
 * Donkey: But, right then, danger came from behind.
 * Donkey: Ree-ree-ree-ree~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, dum-dum~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, duh-dum~ And Puss was never seen again. Ha-ha! The end.
 * Puss in Boots: No. that's not how the story goes. I was aware of the approaching danger.
 * Puss in Boots: And went [pulls out his sword] for my steel!
 * Donkey: Don't worry, little buddy. I'm here to save you!
 * Puss in Boots: Oh, you're killing me.
 * Donkey: (narrating) [gasps] It was Prince Charming! He was packing heat and he wanted revenge!
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): I want revenge!
 * Donkey: He said. But before anyone can do anything, ka-blam!
 * Donkey: It was awful. It was terrible. It was really, really scary.
 * Puss in Boots: What? No! Go back!
 * Puss in Boots: Although the Charming was fast, I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety.
 * Donkey: Which is exactly what he wanted you to do.
 * Donkey: Charming laughed just like a crazed maniac.
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): Ha, Ha-Ha-Ha, Ha.
 * Puss in Boots: N-n-n-n-n-no, I'm sorry. But I would never let that happen to me. Instead, I-I-I woke up.
 * Puss in Boots: Yeah. That's right. It was all a dream.
 * Donkey: You mean a nightmare? You know you're on the ceiling, right?
 * Puss in Boots: I will get you for this.
 * Donkey: Oh. And then the lights went out. It was horrrible and sad how Puss pleaded for mercy.
 * Puss in Boots: Mercy? Please.
 * Donkey: Said Puss with his last dying breath.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) But when the lights came back on, it was the donkey who was taking a shower!
 * Donkey: Oh my goodness! How would I do that?
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) [laughs] And right behind you, there was danger!
 * Donkey: Oh man.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) You were paralysed.
 * Donkey: [screams like a woman]
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) It was a donkey eating waffle. It was packing heat and it wanted revenge!
 * Waffle Monster: I want revenge!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) The Donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate, covered in butter, wearing a pink tutu?
 * Donkey: No!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a sombrero!
 * Donkey: Oh!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a coconut brasher.
 * Donkey: Ah!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And about to be eaten, alive!
 * Donkey: No! Please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! [screams]
 * Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again! [laughs evily]
 * Donkey: But what Puss didn't know is that right behind him, was the one thing he feared more then anything else.
 * Puss in Boots: No, you wouldn't.
 * Donkey: I would.
 * Puss in Boots: You didn't.
 * Donkey: I did!
 * Puss in Boots: No! Anything but that! NOOO!
 * Donkey: The end! [gives Pinocchio a dollar]
 * Shrek: I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
 * Rita: I agree with you, Shrek. But, I like that story.
 * Discord: Not me! I gotta get out of here! [runs away]
 * Princess Luna: Us too. I think my sister just heard Ryan calling!
 * Lightning McQueen: He is scared.
 * Shrek: Who's next on our little contest?
 * Hugo: Has anyone seen the mice?
 * Blind Mouse 1: Are we there yet?

Shane's Story: The Spooky Old Bridge
[Back at the castle] [
 * Shane: Okay, I got one story that is way scary and better then Vor and Morro.
 * Hugo: Vor?! Where?
 * Rita: Hugo. Vor is nowhere to be seen. She is gone like Lord Farquaad.
 * Hugo: Oh, well. Must be my imagination.
 * Shane: Anywho, this story will scare anyone.

Shrek's Story: The Shrekorist
[The scene change to Shrek at a house and the title "The Shrekorist" was shown. Shrek knocks on the door and Geppetto answers] [ [Thunder crashes] [
 * Donkey: Huh.
 * Shrek: Okay. I think it's time for a story that's actually scary.
 * Donkey: Pfft. Yeah, whatever.
 * Lightning McQueen: Heh.
 * Shrek: Oh, shh, shh, shh. You had your chance. Now, then, something beyond comprehension was happening to a little boy on this street in this house. A man had come as a last resort because no one else would go near the place.
 * Geppetto (Shrek): Ah!
 * Shrek: I hear you've been expecting me.
 * Geppetto (Shrek): You are the...
 * Shrek: That's right. I am...
 * Shrek: ...the babysitter.
 * Geppetto (Shrek): Yes, Yes. Thank goodness you've come.
 * Geppetto (Shrek): My Boy. I don't know what's gotten into him. I've never seen anything like it.
 * Shrek: Trust me, buddy, I've got three little ogres at home. This will be a piece of cake.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): [off screen] Father! [babbling] FATHER!!!

Lightning McQueen and the Ghost of Lord Farquaad
[The film starts at a theater as the red curtains opens when a frog grabs a pixie as she tries to escape and we saw Team McQueen, Shrek, Donkey and Fiona were lost] [Shrek was looking at the map for Hotel Honeymoon when the pixie flies off the frog's tongue and landed on Donkey's nose] [Donkey was floating around] [Donkey flys and bumps into the carriage] [Donkey opens the roof of the carriage] [They see a spooky forest] [A lot of spiders follow] [Suddenly, Thelonius appears riding on a horse] [Fiona tries to do kung fu moves while the camera turns around but Thelonius ties Fiona up] [Celestia flies with PCR riding and Team MCQueen and Shrek and Donkey following] [The crow explodes by Fiona's shrieking] [Thelonius was heading towards a giant gingerbread house where Gingy was working on] [Then, Gingy turns around and sees Thelonius was coming] [Thelonius jumps his horse over the gingerbread house] [Team McQueen, Shrek and Donkey were heading straight to the gingerbread house] [They crash through the gingerbread house] [Gingy flies to a tree] [They chase Thelonious to a graveyard and Team McQueen, Shrek and Donkey were heading towards to it] [They jump over the gap to the other side] [Percy sees the carriage falling towards them] [The two horses and carriage turns back and the two blind mice land] [The onion hits the Blind Mouse on the head] [They look around [As PCR and Meg left, Team McQueen, Shrek and Donkey [A ghostly hand tries to grab Donkey but he missed it] [The ghostly hand grabs Donkey's tail, he saw it and runs] [Shrek then turns around making zombie moans] [Shrek then scares Donkey and Rita, making the Humpty Dumpty gravestone fall on the ground] [Shrek, Donkey and Team McQueen stop and look at something] [The camera turns around to reveal a statue of Farquaad fighting a dragon with a spear with the word "FARQUAAD" on the bottom] [Then, the Ghost of Lord Farquaad appears chuckles evilly then looks at the camera] [He goes into the Farquaad Statue] [The whistle echos and the Stone Dragon comes to life] [The Stone Dragon roars as Farquaad's ghost appear with Timothy the Ghost Engine and Clinchfield 311 aka Demon 311] [Lord Farquaad leave as the Stone Dragon roars and begins to chase after Shrek, Donkey and Team McQueen] [Then, a dragon grabs the heroes] [But, it is reveals that it's Dragon when Shrek and Donkey cheers] [PB pressed the button and the Lemon Sweeter turn into a spaceship] [The others fly when the Stone Dragon almost grabs them but fail] [Down there, they spot Fiona] [The Stone Dragon appears behind Shrek, Donkey and our heroes and fires some fireballs] [The Stone Dragon fires more then Dragon does a loop de loop which Shrek falls] [Shrek falls down right onto the Stone Dragon and farts against it's mouth] [Shrek runs and jumps then lands on Dragon] [They fly into a trench a la Star Wars] [They dodge the rocks] [Dragon does a barrel roll] [LS does the same] [Dragon fire a hole at a wall at the end of the trench] [Dragon and LS does what Donkey said. The stone dragon try do the same but it's wings can't close] [The Stone Dragon looks that the wings are gone and falls into the water] [At a river, Farquaad flies to Fiona] [He unhooks the raft while he is on it with Fiona] [Thelonius see Fiona Free her self and starts punching him in the face] [She punch him some more] [Fiona then kicks Thelonius between his legs] [She use the anchor to hook onto a branch on a rock] [Just then, Shrek, Donkey and Team McQueen appear with Dragon] [They got onto the raft] [The raft got loose and our heroes go over the waterfall] [The heroes fall then Thelonius, who is hanging onto a branch. grabs the heroes] [The branch brakes and the heroes fall] [Just before the heroes, Shrek, Donkey, Fiona and Thelonius reach to the bottom of the waterfall, Dragon and the Lemon Sweeter come out of The water and save them] [ [ [ [Dragon breaths fire at Farquaad] [Farquaad's Ghost explodes and the head of Farquaad appear saying "No" then dissapears]
 * Jack: Are we there yet?
 * Rita: No, Jack!
 * Shrek: [looking at a map] Uh. That's a dead end
 * Donkey: Oh, come on, Shrek. Who needs a map when you've got animal instinct?
 * Donkey: [sneezes]
 * Shrek: Oh. Darn bugs. Stupid.
 * Donkey: [floating] Hey, what the? Uh oh.
 * Sparky: Get down here, Donkey!
 * Dusty Crophopper: Uh, Shrek? A little help?
 * Shrek: All right, will you...
 * Princess Bubblegum: PCR, you know that you and I can practice kissing.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I know Meg is my love. I do remember I did announce the Candy people of Candy kingdom that I am the ruler of the Candy kingdom
 * Donkey: I say we take the 10 to the 305 and get off at Fairy Tale Falls.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: What are you talking about?
 * Donkey: Or we could fly there.
 * Shrek: Is there an off switch on you?
 * Donkey: [sneezes] Achoo!
 * Princess Fiona: [crying]
 * Mater: It's okay, Princess. Don't cry.
 * Donkey: Aw, what's wrong, Princess?
 * Princess Luna: You think you are okay after your wedding?
 * Princess Fiona: This is the happiest day of my life.
 * Donkey: Oh, oh, let me guess. You're overwhelmed by love.
 * Princess Fiona: No. I mean yes. That's how I...
 * Hugo: And I guess you can hear that I am a...
 * Fiona: No, Hugo!
 * Donkey: Wait, Wait! I got it, I got it! You always wanted a puppy, but all you got was toast!
 * Princess Fiona: No! I'm sitting in an onion! This carriage is one big onion.
 * Marceline: Oh. Why didn't you just say so? Donkey will turn on the air.
 * Princess Fiona: [sighs happily] Much better.
 * Donkey: Noble steed and friends at your service.
 * Jack: Anything to help a princess in need.
 * Rita: That's what friends are for.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Like Meg's boyfriend Ryan said.
 * Shrek: Would you look at that? Guys! I found a shortcut.
 * Fluttershy: Aaah!
 * Marceline: Oh, wow. That is new.
 * Donkey: Hey, ma'am. You know I hate spiders.
 * Theodore Tugboat: Will you. [the spider fall down] Where did it go?
 * Finn the Human: Say PB. Did you tell Ryan and Meg to rule the Candy kingdom in your absence?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes, Finn.
 * Donkey: [screams]
 * Jack: Now, that's new.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes, LS. I guess Prince Candy Ryan is my brother since I turned Ryan into a prince of candy.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: You got that right, sis. Meg really loves me. Even in my normal form and my Candy prince form. [kisses Meg]
 * Flame Princess: I hope we can be brave.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I know, FP. I will be brave like my sister Sari. [to Princess Bubblegum] Right, sis?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes, PCR.
 * Meg Griffin: Say, how do you know my boyfriend Ryan?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Since he visit me in Ooo, I made Ryan into a prince of candy and my brother became Prince Candy Ryan. [sadley sighs] I do feel sorry for what I did as a pure Candy Elemental.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks then pats her on the back]
 * Princess Bubblegum: [patted on the Lemon Sweeter's side of the boat] Thank you, LS. I think so too. [patted on the Lemon Sweeter's side again]
 * Flame Princess: There's nothing to be scared of. Because Shrek's an ogre. He does the scaring.
 * Meg Griffin: Oh no! It's...
 * Shrek: Thelonius!
 * Princess Fiona: Hey, what are you doing?!
 * Thelonius: Sorry, Princess. Honeymoon's over!
 * Princess Fiona: Oh, Let me go!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Shrek!
 * Shrek: Fiona!
 * Princess Fiona: Shrek!
 * Shrek: Fiona!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Oh no!
 * Princess Bubblegum: (to the Lemon Sweeter as she gets on) Onwards, Lemon Sweeter!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Prince Candy Ryan: My mentor Princess Celestia. May I ride on you?
 * Princess Celestia: Sure.
 * Donkey: What do we do, Shrek?
 * Shrek: To the carriage!
 * [PCR mounts on Celestia while Shre and Donkey get in the carriage]
 * Princess Celestia: Hang on, Ryan!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Meg, who will you ride on?
 * Meg Griffin: I will go with you, PCR. [mounts on Cadence]
 * Donkey: We got a Donkey driving a carriage made of onion. It's dark and our horses are wearing sunglasses.
 * Shrek: Cut to the chase, Donkey. Just cut to the chase!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: He's right. [to Princess Celestia] Hi-ho, Celestia! Away!
 * Donkey: Hit it, boys!
 * Donkey: Yee-Ha!
 * Lightning McQueen: Hold on!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: How are you doing, sister?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Doing well. Let's focus on the chase.
 * Shrek: Fiona!
 * Fiona: Shre-e-e-e-e-ek!
 * Jack: (spits some feathers out) Crow feathers.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Whoa!
 * Jake the Dog: We need to go faster!
 * Cal: Faster!
 * Rita: Hurry!
 * Holley Shiftwell: What she said!
 * Gingy: [finishing up on the door of his house] All done.
 * Gingy: Oh, no, no!
 * Princess Fiona: Help!
 * Gingy: No!
 * Gingy: (was relieved) That was close.
 * Donkey: Oh, now, that's sweet.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Gingy!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Watch out!
 * Wheely: Hey! Out of our way!
 * James: Move out of the way!
 * Luke: What James said!
 * Rainbow Dash: Get out of our way!
 * Donkey: Shrek, Shrek!
 * Shrek: Watch out!
 * Jack: Move!
 * Gingy: Ahh!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Gingy: [jumps out of the way]
 * Hugo: Oh. A cherry.
 * Rita: Wow.
 * Luke: Chocolate?
 * Lightning McQueen: [has candy corn in his wheel]
 * Mater: Dadgum.
 * Dusty Crophopper: [has candy canes in his mouth and spits them out]
 * Meg Griffin: [licks her cheek] Mm. Bubblegum.
 * Donkey: Liquorice?
 * Gingy: Hey, Shrek! I hope you're insured. That house cost me a lot of dough!
 * Gingy: [his eyes and mouth on the tree] Is there a doctor in the house?
 * Donkey: Sorry about that, Gingy!
 * Shrek: Oh, that's gross.
 * Finn the Human: I know.
 * Marceline: It is a bit like PB kissing his brother.
 * BMO: That is new at some point.
 * Cruz Ramirez: You said it, BMO.
 * Lumpy Space Princess: Like, we need to catch up to Fiona!
 * Shrek: Look out!
 * Lightning McQueen: (in Igor's voice) We're not gonna make it! We're not gonna make it!
 * Hugo: Oof!
 * Percy: Look out!
 * Meg Griffin: [screams and prepares for the worst]
 * Blind Mouse 2: Oh. I can see! I can see!
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Ooh.
 * Blind Mouse 2: Oh. Never mind.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Are you okay, my love?
 * Meg Griffin: I'm fine.
 * Rarity (EG): That was far too close.
 * Prince Candy Ryan: PB? [helps her up] How you feel?
 * Princess Bubblegum: I feel okay, bro. You and I can practice kissing later. [kisses him on the cheek]
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Right.
 * Shrek and Ryan: Fiona!
 * Rita: This is creepy.
 * Meg Griffin: PCR, can you change back?
 * Prince Candy Ryan: I think Meg and I gonna go. Be careful. Bye!
 * Lightning McQueen: See ya later, Meg and Prince Ryan F-Freeman Prime, A.K.A, Prince Candy Ryan.
 * Toaster: Where are we?
 * Finn the Human: I don't know, but we have to look for Fiona.
 * Jake the Dog: Right. Where is Ryan and Meg going to?
 * Princess Bubblegum: To the Candy Kingdom. And the reason is that Meg and my brother have a royal duty to ruling.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes. I know why I turn him into Prince Candy Ryan is that I need him to rule the Candy Kingdom while I am with Team McQueen.
 * Marceline: Cool.
 * Toby: Let's get going. Fiona!
 * Donkey: I.. I can do it.
 * Rita: That's right. You're the noble steed.
 * Donkey: You're right, Rita. This is just like a park with no children and no playground.
 * Donkey: Oh! Shrek! I feel dead people.
 * Shrek: Are you getting the willies, the trembles, the shakes, the hebie-jeebies?
 * Jack: (laughs) Are you really afraid of ghosts?
 * Rita: (gets angry) Not funny!
 * Flame Princess: I think it is funny, PB. And I think I did pick someone to rule the fire kingdom for me.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Cool.
 * Cal: (laughs)
 * Pearl: I think it is funny.
 * Rita: That's not funny! That place is freaking Donkey out!
 * Jack: Don't tell Shrek you're afraid of ghosts.
 * Rita: (angry) He is not!
 * Shrek: [laughs] What a crack up.
 * Donkey: Shrek, Shrek, Wait Up!
 * Rita: Wait for us!
 * Sir Handel: She's right.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Wait for me!
 * Shrek: Talk about rewriting history.
 * Shrek: Well, looks like Farquaad's still trying to compensate for something. I wonder what that could be.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Sure, LS. We hope no one is helping Farquaad.
 * Donkey: Oh. I don't know. This is just plain freaky.
 * Hugo: Shrek and I wonder if he is behind all this.
 * Rita: Now that is just crazy.
 * Cruz Ramirez: This place gives me a lot of creeps.
 * Lord Farquaad: Shh.
 * Donkey: [gasps] Now I'm seeing things. Can we get out of here please?
 * Lightning McQueen: Sure, Why not?
 * Shrek: Now, you wouldn't happen to have another carriage in your pocket, would you?
 * Donkey: Donkeys don't have pockets, but, some of us do have wings. [whistles]
 * Princess Luna: Like us.
 * Donkey: Uh-Oh, wrong dragon!
 * Shrek: Wrong whistle!
 * Donkey and Hugo: Farquaad?!
 * Shrek: What have you done with my wife?!
 * Lord Farquaad: Your wife? Don't you mean your widow?
 * Donkey: I know I seen you die in the first movie!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: We meet again, Little Brother.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: T-T-Timothy?!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Great to your older brother again?
 * Hugo: I know you killed yourself for unknown reason.
 * BMO: Yeah.
 * Finn McMissile: If Ryan and his team defeated Farquaad, we will do so again.
 * Lord Farquaad: You fools! This time, it's your turn to be the entree.
 * Clinchfield 311: (Demon 311) You will pay for these what you did to me!
 * Lord Farquaad: Okay, my sweet. Take care of them! Bon appetie!
 * Donkey: [whistles]
 * Shrek: Will you stop that?!
 * Princess Bubblegum: [as she gets on the Lemon Sweeter] Get on, Guys!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [grabs Team McQueen with its crane and they got on]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Hold on tightly!
 * Lady Rainicorn: [screams]
 * Mater: [screams]
 * Rita: Keep running!
 * Donkey: [whistles]
 * Shrek: Shut it!
 * Donkey: You can go first. I'll be the desert.
 * Shrek: Oh great.
 * Shrek: Yeah!
 * Donkey: That's my girl!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Come on, LS. Let's fly!
 * Dusty Crophopper: Let's fly!
 * Lightning McQueen: That was close, PB. You think Ryan will rule the Candy Kingdom?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes. And he and Meg will rule my kingdom for me, McQueen.
 * Finn the Human: Wait a minute, how did PCR saves you, FP and SP?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Well, he and the Ice King saw us being hypnotized by Patience St. Pim. Then, he distract her and use his magic to free us just as you show up and get us to safety.
 * Hugo: And I am glad Dragon show up.
 * Shrek: Princess at 3 o’clock.
 * Donkey: Hi, Princess!
 * Shrek: Fiona.
 * Holley Shiftwell: Don't worry!
 * Princess Bubblegum: We'll save you like my brother and his friends did some time.
 * Shrek: Ah!
 * Donkey: Ah! Ahh!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Rheneas: Yikes!
 * Donkey: Shrek!
 * Shrek: Oops. Sorry!
 * Finn the Human: Hang on!
 * Shrek: Dive, dive!
 * Mater: Dive!
 * Donkey: Got it. Dive, dive!
 * Shrek: This is red dragon, we're going in.
 * Princess Bubblegum: This is the Lemon Sweeter, we're going in too.
 * Finn the Human: Whoo!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Go, Lemon Sweeter, go!
 * Slime Princess: Woo-hoo!
 * Flame Princess: This is fun!
 * Pinkie Pie: Yahoo!
 * Rarity: Whoa!
 * Princess Luna: Hold on!
 * Rainbow Dash: Awesome!
 * Rita: Yeah!
 * Jack: Yahoo!
 * Hugo: To infinity and beyond!
 * Cal: Wow!
 * Pearl: Weee!
 * Sir Handel: Me too.
 * Stone Dragon: [roars]
 * Donkey: Evesive action!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Come on, LS!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Donkey: Lock and load.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Yee-Ha!
 * Princess Bubblegum: This one for my brother!
 * Princess Luna: Wow!
 * Hiro: Yeah, Luna!
 * Duncan: Cowabunga!
 * Mater: Weehoo!
 * Lightning McQueen: Kachow!
 * Marceline: This is amazing!
 * Dusty Crophopper: Oh yeah!
 * Turbo: Here comes the target!
 * Donkey: Whoo-hoo! Stay on target, stay on target, stay on target. Fire now!
 * Donkey: Come on! Retract wings now!
 * Finn and Donkey: Turn and burn! Whoo-hoo!
 * Shrek: [laughs] Smoove Move, Ex-Lax!
 * Donkey: Like I always say, behind every successful Donkey, there's a fire-breathing dragon!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Oh my brother will be so proud of me when I tell him.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Princess Bubblegum: I know, LS. PCR is with Meg ruling the Candy Kingdom for me.
 * Lightning McQueen: Let's go save Fiona!
 * Lord Farquaad: [laughs]
 * Fiona: [grunts]
 * Lord Farquaad: You might as well stop struggling, Princess. Soon, you and I will be together forever. With you as my spirit queen, I'll be king of the underworld!
 * Princess Fiona: Over my dead body!
 * Lord Farquaad: Exactly! Over she goes, Thelonius! [laughs]
 * Princess Fiona: Thelonius?
 * Thelonius: Sorry, Princess.
 * Lord Farquaad: No, you nitwit! Not with you on it!
 * Thelonius: Huh?
 * Thelonius: Deserved that. And that too.
 * Lord Farquaad: No, numskull!
 * Thelonius: Ohh! [falls into the water]
 * Lord Farquaad: Oh!
 * Princess Fiona: Sorry, Thelonius!
 * Lord Farquaad: Oh well, never mind him. See you on the other side, Princess.
 * Princess Fiona: Never!
 * Lord Farquaad: Stop playing hard to get.
 * Fiona: Stop it!
 * Lord Farquaad: You know I'm irresistible.
 * Shrek: Fiona!
 * Fiona: Shrek! Team McQueen!
 * Lord Farquaad: Impossible! I thought they were dragon food!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Princess Bubblegum: [on a radio] This is the Lemon Sweeter, we got the princess to rescue! Over?
 * Lightning McQueen: On it.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: No! I thought you were killed!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: You though wrong!
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Rita: We'll save you!
 * Shrek: Are you okay?
 * Fiona: I think so.
 * Donkey: Uh, I don't think so.
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-oh.
 * Guido:
 * Luigi:
 * Lord Farquaad: Splended. They all fall for me sooner or later.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine:
 * Princess Bubblegum: What is he doing?!
 * Hugo: I think he is saving them!
 * Rita: You mean saving us!
 * Thelonius: [chuckles then notice the branch braking] Uh-Oh.
 * Shrek: Fiona!
 * Fiona: Yes, Shrek?
 * Donkey: My short furry life is flashing before my eyes!
 * Slime Princess: My only regret is not having Human Rigby ruling the Slime Kingdom for me!
 * Hugo: Cody, Can Mai Lacey have a Keyblade and tell Mark Lacey he love it!
 * Rita: [screams]
 * Jack: We're all gonna die!
 * Cal: You know that line?!
 * Jack: I know that line will work in All Hail King Julien in the future!
 * Pearl: I hope it will be our last adventure!
 * Rita: Mommy!
 * Lightning McQueen:
 * Sally Carrera:
 * Mater: [screams]
 * Holley Shiftwell: This is it!
 * Dusty Crophopper: First hights, now falling?!
 * Ishani: This is how it ends?!
 * Finn the Human: Is PCR be okay If we make it?!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yes, Finn! If I don't make it, tell my brother that
 * Twilight Sparkle: This is it!
 * Rarity: I didn't get a chance to make some hang gliders!
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Tell Optimus, I loved him as my mentor!
 * Percy: Pinkie loves me guys!
 * James: It's been an honor helping the Autobots, guys!
 * Wheely: I am made to drive! Not to sky dive!
 * Bella: Oh my gosh!
 * Putt Putt: Goodbye, cruel world!
 * Princess Luna: I love you, Hiro!
 * Hiro: I love you always, Luna!
 * Princess Cadance: I love you, Shining and Meg as my rider!
 * Shining Armor: I love you too, Cadence! And I like Ryan as my rider!
 * Duck: I love you, Celestia and you are a great mentor to Ryan!
 * Princess Celestia: I love you too, Duck for being a really usful engine!
 * Shrek: I love you!
 * Fiona: I love you, too!
 * Donkey: Yee-ha!
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Thanks, LS!
 * Lady Rainicorn:
 * Lightning McQueen:
 * Dusty Crophopper:
 * Mater:
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yahoo!
 * Applejack: Yeah!
 * Lord Farquaad: [laughs] Fiona, my ghostly queen, where are you?
 * Fiona: Right over here, sweetie.
 * Lord Farquaad: Oh, my angle.
 * Lord Farquaad: Oh no! Not again!
 * Shrek: We've got a loaded dragon here.
 * Fiona: And we're not afraid to use it.
 * Lightning McQueen: We are the team on the edge!
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * The Lemon Sweeter: [honks in agreement]
 * Lord Farquaad: Uh, it was just a joke. Stay away from me.
 * Skarloey: Get Ready.. AIM...
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine:
 * Clinchfield 311: (Demon 311)
 * Donkey: Fire!
 * Lord Farquaad: Nooooooo!

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