Bats! (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Bats! (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)

Prologue/Apple Bucking Day
[One early morning in Equestria, Team Sonic was battling Dr. Eggman, who was in his Big Arms mech]

Amy Rose: Why pick this early to attack us?! Do you even know what time is?!

Sonic: And why do you keep using your most powerful mechs against us, don't you usually safe them for until we've nearly defeated you?!

Dr. Eggman: Oh please, that was the OLD Dr. Ivo Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, the new Eggman knows that the best way to defeat your enemies, is to use your most powerful mechs first.

Shadow: [sighs] You're just asking to be defeated at this point.

Dr. Eggman: Go ahead and try then, Team Losers!

[Eggman laughs mainiacly as he attacks Team Sonic, he laughs for so long, that he fails to notice Team Sonic destroy the arms of the mech and now had him completely surrounded]

Dr. Eggman: [worried] Now now, let's all become calm, rational people about this...

[Eggman screams as Team Sonic finish off what remains of the mech, causing it to explode]

Dr. Eggman: [flying off in the Eggmobile] S-S-Savages!

Metal Sonic: [who was sitting in the Eggmobile with him the entire time] Well, I told you attacking them this early was a stupid idea.

Dr. Eggman: Oh shut up!

[Meanwhile]

Applejack: Any minute now...

[rooster crowing]

Applejack: Yee-haw! It's officially Apple Bucking Day! Look at all those apples! Ripe and juicy, perfect for buckin'! [grunts]

[angelic music]

[splat]

Applejack: What the heck is goin' on? [gasps] They're back!

[bats chittering]

Stops the Bats!/Bats Song
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Apple Bucking Day: Take 2/An Orchard Stakeout
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Twilight Sparkle: The spell didn't work!

Applejack: You're darn tootin' the spell didn't work! I think we're gonna have to take more extreme measures!

Rouge: Applejack, just calm down, alright, geez.

'''Rainbow Dash, No time! '''C'mon, everypony! Let's track down those vampire bats!

[bats chittering]

[splat]

Applejack: Wait a minute... I don't think these bats are the ones that sucked my apples dry.

Rarity: But if the vampire bats aren't eating your apples...

Cream: Who is?

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, you're our animal expert. Do you know of any other creature that might be capable of this?

Fluttershy: I'm sorry. I don't.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, there's only one way to find out. We'll have to catch whoever it is in the act.

Rarity: And how do you propose we do that?

Twilight Sparkle: A stakeout...!

[Later that evening]

Sonic: [spookily] The witching hour...

[owl hoots]

Shadow: It's not even Halloween you nitwit.

Twilight Sparkle: Nightmare Night.

Shadow: Whatever.

Cream: Maybe we should just call this off...

Caramel: Yeah, I mean, I'm scared...

Cheese: Chao-chao...

Fluttershy: And I'm not sure about the rest of you guys, [entranced] but I'm really hungry... [drip, drip, gulp]

Sapphire: Uh, you okay there, Fluttershy...

Fluttershy: Huh, yeah I'm fine.

[Shadow and Blaze notice something suspicious with Fluttershy] Blaze: Something doesn't feel right...

Rarity: Oh, Fluttershy, it'll be okay.

Amy Rose: Yeah, don't forget, we're all in this together.

Sonic: Yeah, isn't that right Twilight? [looks at his friend to only see her mouth watering a little] Twilight? Twilight?! [snaps her back to reality]

Twilight Sparkle: Huh? Oh, sorry, but yeah, Sonic's right. Nopony leaves this orchard until we've solved this mystery. Agreed?

Rest of main cast: Agreed!

[Shadow and Blaze agreed with the group but notice something suspicious with Twilight too at the same time] Knuckles: Does everyone have their signals?

[the group get out flashlights with their cutie mark or emblem on them]

Digit: Oh wow, that's pretty clever.

Tails: Now remember, Pinkie Pie, only use the signal if you see something suspicious.

Pinkie Pie: I got it. Something suspicious... [sniffing]

Silver: What are you doing?

Pinkie Pie: What? Oh nothing really, Silver, don't worry about it.

Blaze: [whispers to Shadow] Did you see that, Shadow? Something suspicious with Pinkie Pie too. Shadow: [whispers to Blaze] Yeah, this is getting concerning...

Applejack: Alright, now everypony split up. We'll each patrol our own row of the orchard. Whoever or whatever's destroyin' my apples has gotta be here somewhere.

Sonic: Right, you six go south, Shadow and Blaze, go east, Cream, Silver and Rouge, you've got north, Amy, Tails and Knuckles, you're with me.

Tails: Okay Sonic!

Kncukles: Let's go!

[everyone goes their seperate ways]

Shadow: [whispers to Blaze] I say we keep a eye on the Mane Six, something seems off about them.

Blaze: [whispers to Shadow] I've got you. [Shadow uses Chaos Control to warp himself and Blaze close to the Mane Six, as the Mane Six are walking, Twilight notices Fluttershy looking uneasy, Shadow and Blaze watch closely from a nearby bush]

Twilight Sparkle: Uh, you okay Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: I suppose, I just have a bad feeling about this. A really bad feeling about this...

Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, you'll be fine, I mean, as long we stay together, we'll be safe, right girls? [gets no response] Girls?

[Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Applejack had all forze in their tracks, staring at a nearby apple with mouth watering]

Twilight Sparkle: Huh, they seem to be in some sort of trance, what do you think Fluttershy? [see Fluttershy with her mouth watering] Fluttershy? What's wrong with you? [looks at the apple] And why does that apple look... [entranced] so juicy... and sweet... [slurps]

[The Mane Six's eyes turn red as fangs appear in their mouths]

[Blaze and Shadow stare in shock]

Pearl: Oh, that is not good...

Moonlight: No, it isn't.

Blaze: Should we run to tell the others?

Shadow: Oh yes let's. [warps away with Blaze] [Cream, Silver and Rouge were walking when they heard biting nearby]

Cream: What was that?! [gasps]

Silver: Suspicious!

Cream: Do you think maybe it's signal time?

Cheese: Chao-chao?

Rouge: Not sure, but keep a eye out.

Cream: [holds Silver's arm] Silver, I'm scared...

Cheese: Chao-chao-chao! Silver: You'll be alright, kid.

Rouge: Let me take a look. [gets out her flashlight]  Hello? Who's there?

[several shadows pass them]

Silver: Huh, guess it was nothing...

Cream: I doubt it, but okay.

Cheese: Chao-chao.

[Meanwhile for Sonic, Tails, Amy, and Knuckles]

Amy Rose: [hanging onto Knuckles' arm] I'm so scared.

Knuckles: [tearing up] Don't worry, we're gonna be okay.

Amy Rose: Then why are you crying?

Knuckles: Because your fingernails are digging into my arms. Ruby: But don't you all wear gloves?

Knuckles: Oh, right.

Sonc: [hears rustling] Who's there? Answer me or you'll regret it! Fine, have it your own way! [homing attacks into a scarecrow] Take that, you, you, you... scarecrow... Oh.

Knuckles: [facepalms] Even I knew that was dumb.

Tails: Well, where exactly did that rustling come from.

Digit: I'm not sure, better keep a eye out.

Sapphire: See anything?

Tunette: Not yet.

[Digit puts his visor on to check any surroundings] Knuckles: Hmm, I think I'll go look by myself for a while.

Tails: Alright, Knuckles, but be careful.

Knuckles: I will. [walks off with Ruby following pursuit]

[owl hoots]

Knuckles: Okay, if I was some juice sucking monster, where would I be?

[slurping]

Ruby: What was that?

Knuckles: I don't know, but stay close to me. [Meanwhile, Sonic, Tails, and Amy had met up with Silver, Rouge, and Cream]

Sonic: So, you think you heard something.

Silver: Yeah, we weren't sure where it was coming from though.

Cream: But it felt really creepy...

Cheese: Chao-chao.

[Shadow and Blaze run over to the group]

Amy Rose: Oh, Blaze! Shadow! Tails: Did you find anything?

Shadow: Funny you should ask.

Blaze: Yeah, we think we found out who-

Knuckles: [offscreen] What in the?! [signals the others to his location]

[the rest of Team Sonic run to Knuckles' location]

Sonic: Knuckles, what is it? [gets hit on the head by a apple drained of its' juice] Ow, what the?!

Knuckles: A drained apple. Sapphire: Huh, well, where did that come from?

Ruby: Maybe up there? [points up to a nearby tree]

[Team Sonic and the other Jewel Pixie Animals look up as Team Sonic turn on their flashlights] Cream: What are you pointing at, Ruby?

Ruby: Those.

[points at six mysterious bat-like creatures they hadn't even seen before]

Amy Rose: Suspicious...

Tails: I've got this! [flies up to the creatures, shining his torch at them while Cream, Rouge, Silver and Shadow fly up with Silver levitating Sonic, Amy, Knuckles and Blaze] I don't know what your deal is, but you picked the wrong-

[The creatures remove their wings from their faces, staring at Tails, who froze in shock]

Tails: [nervous] Orchard???

[to Team Sonic's complete shock, the creatures turn out to be the Mane Six, who've been turned into vampire ponies!]

Sonic: [surprised] What-

Mane Six: [hisses]

Blaze: Yeah, uh, this is actually what me and Shadow wanted to talk you guys about...

The Mane Six Gone Batty
Rouge: Yikes, what in the world happened with them?

Diamond: I don't know! Tails: They must've turn into vampire ponies!

Sonic: But how?! Tails: Hmm... [checks on his Miles Electric on how the Mane 6 turned into vampire ponies]

[Cream nervously passes a apple to Fluttershy]

Fluttershy: [slurps]

Cream: Uh, girls, you alright, Fluttershy? Twilight?! [waves her at them but gets little response]

Twilight Sparkle: [hisses]

Cream: [yelps, then jumps into Silver's arms]

Amy Rose: How did this happen? Sonic: I'm not sure, Ames, but I'm up for getting Twilight Sparkling, Rainbow Bite, Drinkie Pie, Nosfu-Rarity, Flutterbat and AppleDrac down from there! [his friends and Spike look at him] What?

Shadow: Vampire names, really?

Sonic: Yep, "Fangs" for asking! [laughs]

[rimshot]

Shadow: [facepalms] And here we go with the puns...

Sapphire: This isn't the time for vampire jokes, Sonic! This is serious! Sonic: Yeah, sorry, I was just trying to lighten up the moment.

Shadow: Well, if you also want a Chaos Sphere to face, keep at it then.

Sonic: [looks at Shadow awkwardly] You know, you scare me when you make threats like that.

Cream: Uh... girls, can you be good friends and come down, and... stop being vampire bats?

Applejack: [hisses] [slurps]

Rouge: Girls, come on, cut the bat act and come down already!

Rarity: [hisses]

Knuckles: [yelps] Whoa! Maybe we should just let them come down when they're ready.

Sonic: And let them eat the entire orchard when we turn our backs on them?! No thanks!

Knuckles: I didn't even say that.

Sonic: Whatever, Tails, did you find out what's wrong with them? Tails: I think so...

Amy Rose: Well, how did this happen? That's what I don't understand.

Tails: I think this might actually be their own fault.

Sonic: Hmm?

Sapphire: Wha...

Knuckles: And how'd you figure that out?

Tails: It's simple. [gets out a blueprint like screen] Okay, so there's Twilight and her friends, these are the bats, and this is Fluttershy doing her Stare.

Shadow: What does that have to do with anything?

Digit: You see, The spell the Mane Six used was supposed to go right onto the bats like this, but somehow the spell must have backfired. It took the vampire fruit bats' desire to be vampire fruit bats and transferred that desire into the Mane Six.

Cream: I get it. Is there a way to return them to normal? Caramel: Furthermore, how is that even possible?!

Tails: Well, you've gotta remember that the Mane Six have only been alicorns for nearly a year now, and AJ, Fluttershy, RD, and Pinkie are still relativly new to using magic, granted, Pinkie learnt straight away, but still.

Blaze: C'mon then! We have to reverse the spell and make things right!

Rouge: And how do we plan on doing that when we can't use magic ourselves?!

Tails: Oh shoot, you're right... [thinks for a moment] Maybe Princess Luna could help. Sonic: Yeah, good idea, Tails, you guys keep a eye on the Mane Six so that they don't hurt themselves and/or others, I'm gonna head other to Canterlot to get Princess Luna now. [runs over to Canterlot at the Speed of Sound]

Sapphire: Wha- Hey, wait up! [flies over to Sonic]

Knuckles: Shouldn't be too hard.

Silver: Hit the deck!

Team Sonic [sans Sonic]: [yelps]

Amy Rose: Follow those bat ponies!

Shadow: Wait, if we don't want them flying off into Ponyville, someone has to distract them long enough for until we come up with a plan to turn them back, I nominate myself.

Knuckles: Why?

Shadow: One, I'm the Ultimate Life Form, two, I can use Chaos Control to teleport away if they try to lunge at me, and third. [grabs a Wolverine mask] I'm the best there is at what I do. But in all seriousness, I've got this.

Moonlight: Alright, just be careful, Shadow.

Shadow: No worries, I will. [teleports near the Mane Six] Hey Ladies, come at me! [The Mane Six lunge at him, but Shadow teleports away at the last second] Ha, you missed me! [they lunge again but Shadow teleports away again] Missed again! [wince and repeat] Pfft, are you even trying?!

Moonlight: Don't get cocky, Shadow, this whole thing could backfire... Also, try not to hurt them, that's still our friends in those things.

Shadow: Noted. [Meanwhile, Sonic arrives at Canterlot Castle and heads to the door of Princess Luna's room]

Sonic: Princess Luna, I know you're likely busy with protecting the dreams of everyone sleeping, but we kinda need your help.

[Princess Luna suddenly teleports behind him]

Princess Luna: With what exactly?

Sonic: GAH! Oh- First off, don't scare me like that, secondly, well, uh, it's complicated.

[A few minutes later...]

Sonic: And that's about it, you don't suppose you could help us with reversing the spell, could you?

Princess Luna: I will help you and the others to turn your friends back to normal. Sonic: Great, come one, let's get back to Sweet Apple Acres!

[Luna teleports herself and Sonic back to Sweet Appe Acres]

Sonic: [walks over to Team Sonic and Spike with Luna] Alright guys, I got Princess Luna to help, hopefully she'll be enough to return the Mane Six to normal.

Shadow: [warps to them] About time! I could only distract them for so long you know!

Amy Rose: You mean you lost them?!

Shadow: I can only do Chaos Control so many times you know.

Knuckles: Great, now what?! Cream: Oh girls, where are you? [hears breathing behind her; her eyes shrink in fear] They're right behind me, aren't they? [holds up a apple as she turns around] Uh, n-nice bat pony...

Pinkie Pie: [hisses] [slurps]

Cream: Eek! [jumps into Amy's arms] Are they trying to give me a heart attack?!

Cheese: Chao-chao!

Knuckles: Look out! Whoa!

Shadow: If they keeps this up, the whole crop will be gone in no time!

Sonic: That's the least of our worries. I just want our friends back. [sighs] Why didn't Applejack just listen to Fluttershy!?

Rouge: [gasps] I got an idea! What if one of us use a mirror. Sonic: Huh, that sounds good.

Tails: Yeah, but how are we gonna get them to stand still long enough to look enough. [sighs] This would be so much easier if Fluttershy hadn't been turned, then she could've used her stare or something. Amy Rose: If only Rarity brought her mirror with her

Tunette: How about these mirrors? [uses her pixie dust to summon two uge mirrors] Amy Rose: [gasps] That's perfect, Tunette!

Silver: Alright, is there anything else we need?

Princess Luna: What we need is a distraction so I can turn them back to normal.

Salt: Like what exactly? [Knuckles looks around until he sees a huge apple]

Knuckles: Applejack's giant blue ribbon apple. Sonic: [says nothing for a moment] PERFECT!

Returning the Mane Six to Normal/Epilogue
[Several minutes later, Team Sonic, Spike, and Luna finished setting up their idea]

Spike: Okay, let's get our friends back.

Diamond: Right, action stations! [Sonic pulls out his sword]

Rouge: So much for having the winning apple at the Appleloosa state fair, huh?

Knuckles: [sighs sadly] Yeah...

Sonic: Yeah, alright, this better work... [slices the giant apple] Mane Six: [sniffs] [hisses]

Tails: [hushed] Here they come!

Sonic: [hushed] Wait for it...

Mane Six: [hisses]

Sonic: NOW!

[Team Sonic quickly surround the Mane Six with mirrors and Luna quickly uses the reverse spell on the Mane Six while they're distracted, returning them to normal] Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, my head...

Rarity: Oh... where are we?

Pinkie Pie: [dizzy] Waiter! There's some chaos in my soup!

Rouge: Yes, my idea work! They're back to their normal selves

[everyone cheers]

Blaze: [walks up to the Mane Six] Are you girls okay? Rainbow Dash: Huh? Oh, it's just you guys.

Fluttershy: Yeah, I think so...

Applejack: Wait, why is Princess Luna here?

Sonic: We'll explain later, though funny thing to ask, what's the last thing you six remember?

Twilight Sparkle: All I can remember is seeing Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow in a trance, looking at the apples...

Blaze: And then?

Twilight Sparkle: Then Fluttershy got into a trance too, and when I saw an apple, the last thing I knew before blacking out was developing bat characteristics. Cream: You can talk about the specifics later, I'm just happy you're all okay!

Cheese: Chao-chao.

Fluttershy: But... what happened to us?

Sonic: The spell you six casted kinda backfired and caused you six to turn into vampire ponies!

Fluttershy: [gasps] We tried to eat ponies?!

Sonic: Of course not!

Applejack : So we weren't vampires?

Sonic: Well yes, but actually no.

[The Mane Six stare in confusion]

Rarity: I'm confused...

Knuckles: Me too... and I was there!

Shadow: [to the Mane Six] Should I mention me and Blaze saw you six developing those bat characteristics or...

Sonic: [looks at Shadow] Wha?

Blaze: Yeah, that's kinda what we wanted to talk to you about eariler, Sonic, sorry for not bringing it up till now, but with Knuckles finding the Mane Six, I guess we had no time.

[The following morning] [bats chittering]

[sign creaking]

Applejack: Fluttershy, I'm real sorry I didn't take your suggestion in the first place.

Knuckles: Well, you could've at least thought about it more first.

Applejack: How were we suppose to know the spell would backfire?

Sonic: Beats me, but I'm just glad that nonsense is over with.

Cream: [to the Mane Six] Yeah, cause I'll admit, I was scared you were gonna be stuck as bat ponies forever.

Twilight Sparkle: Aw shucks...

Knuckles: [to Applejack] Also, you're not mad that we had use that giant blue ribbion apple to bait you and the others in, right?

Applejack: Don't worry, you did what needed to be done, I won't judge you for that.

Knuckles: [sighs in relief] Thank Mobius...

Fluttershy: Look on the bright side, now you'll get seeds that will grow into even bigger and better apple trees.

Ruby: And those apple trees should grow big and strong without any problems!

Rainbow Dash: Does that mean what I think it means?

Applejack: Yup! More cider too.

Rainbow Dash: Yea-he-heah, whoo!

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