Ash Ketchum Goes Over the Hedge/Transcript

Here is the transcript for Ash Ketchum Goes Over the Hedge.

The Dog Chase

 * RJ: Oh! Verne, what are you going?
 * Verne:
 * RJ:
 * Verne:
 * RJ: What?! Why?!
 * Verne: Because we angered the humans. And we don't want to end up like that rabbit. And . So, they won't kill us.
 * RJ: But, Verne! You don't understand! We need this stuff.
 * Verne: No, we don't.
 * RJ: You can't take it!
 * Verne: Yes, I can!
 * RJ: Let go!
 * Verne: You let go!
 * RJ: I want you not to have it!
 * Verne: No!
 * Hiro Hamada:
 * Ash Ketchum:
 * RJ: Ah! Verne. Move slow. Keep your voice low and follow me.
 * Verne: What!?
 * RJ: Shh!
 * Verne: No!
 * RJ: SHHHH!! SHHH!
 * Verne:
 * Bolt:
 * Verne: I know what you are up to. And my entire shell is tangling, I know what and mention it this time. And I'm putting my foot down!
 * RJ: No! No!
 * Baymax:
 * Nugent: Play?
 * Pikachu:
 * Verne:
 * Nugent: PLAY!

The Argument

 * RJ: It's gone! The food GONE!!!
 * Stella: What?
 * Heather: Gone?
 * Mittens: What do you mean gone?
 * Stella: How is it gone?
 * Ash Ketchum: Don't look at us. Ask him. [points at Verne]
 * Penny: Verne?
 * Verne: I returned it to its rightful owner.
 * Ozzie: What?
 * Heather: We like, worked our tails off you know, like alot, and the food we got was totally...you know. And you're... You're all whatever.
 * Ozzie: Yeah, Verne. What were you thinking? The log was full!
 * Verne: Full of junk.
 * Lou: Oh, so what are you saying? That the food we gather our way isn't as good as we gather food your way?
 * Verne: Your way? You mean his way. Can't you see RJ is just using you?
 * Penny: Verne, shame on you! RJ would never!
 * Verne: You have got to trust me on this! Don't you understand there's something wrong with this guy? My tail tingles every time I get near him!
 * Stella: So, we're supposed to go hungry because your butt's vibrating? I'm starting to think that the little tingle of your s is just you being jealous.
 * Verne: Jealous? Of him?
 * Lou: Yea, he's embracing the future and you're just holding us back!
 * Verne: Oh, I'll hold you back all right. From extinction! You see what you've done here? If they listen to half the stuff you're telling them, they'll be dead within a week! You are only interested in taking advantage of them because they are too stupid and naïve to know any better! [Everyone gasps]
 * Hammy: [starts to cry] I'm not stupid.
 * Verne: Okay, I didn't mean, uh... I meant... ignorant! [Everyone looks at Verne in anger] To the... ways over... over, over there. [Everyone walks away in sadness, hurt at what Verne said about them] C'mon you guys, you know I didn't mean it like that. Don't... don't do this. Stella... Ozzie? [turns to Hammy] Hammy? You know I didn't... [Hammy starts to walk away] Hammy?
 * Hammy: I'm not stupid.
 * Verne: Please. [Hammy and RJ walk away to, leaving Verne alone with Ash and the others]
 * Ash Ketchum: Nice going, Verne.
 * Princess Anna: That was so uncalled for.
 * Queen Elsa: What you did to your family was hurtful.
 * Verne: Guys, I didn't mean to. I was only trying to protect them.
 * Misty: Protect them?!
 * GoGo Tomago: Destroying all of the food they got and calling them stupid and naïve. You call that protecting them?!
 * Vanellope: Verne, what you did was more like hurting your families feelings rather than protecting them.
 * Ash Ketchum: And you know Verne. RJ and the food isn't the problem, it's your heart. I hope you're satisfied with yourself. Let's go everyone. [Ash and the gang leaves, leaving Verne alone.]