The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild.

[The film starts with a rider and his horse riding along a desert landscape, over cliffs and across railway tracks. The dust they leave behind reveals the film's title "The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild". The scene shows cliff pictures of Bob, Wendy, Spud and Pilchard on them before zooming the camera out to view a small western town in front of them. Wendy and Pilchard are fast asleep on the porch. A fly buzzes around Pilchard who wakes up. She flicks it away with her tail and it blew a raspberry at her before flying off. Mr Sabatini is carving some wood in his hand. Scruffty and a boy is reading a comic book. Farmer Pickles is fast asleep in his chair. Mr Bentley, dressed like a sheriff, is playing a harmonica when he plays a bad note which makes Scruffty cover his ears and cringes at the sound. He then hears hooves cluttering and Bob, dressed like a cowboy, rides into the town on his horse, the horse whinnying as he screeches to a stop]

Bob: He's comin'! I've seen him with my own eyes! Mucky Muck! The most famous adventurer in the west!

Townspeople: [gasp] Mucky Muck?!

Bob: And he's bringin' someone in!

[Muck speeds into the town right on cue]

Muck: Yee-haw! I'm built to be wild! Howdy, Sheriff Bentley. I think I got somethin' you want.

[He turns and dumps Spud, dressed like a desperado and tied up, onto the ground]

Sheriff Bentley: (gasps) Stinky Spud. The most wanted scarecrow in the west.

Mucky Muck: Yep. The very same.

Bob: That's him alright. [showing a wanted poster of Spud] Sure as crows is crows.

Stinky Spud: No. You've got the wrong scarecrow. I just look like him. I'm uh, I'm his twin brother