The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild.

[The film starts with a rider and his horse riding along a desert landscape, over cliffs and across railway tracks. The dust they leave behind reveals the film's title "The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild". The scene shows cliff pictures of Bob, Wendy, Spud and Pilchard on them before zooming the camera out to view a small western town in front of them. Wendy and Pilchard are fast asleep on the porch. A fly buzzes around Pilchard who wakes up. She flicks it away with her tail and it blew a raspberry at her before flying off. Mr Sabatini is carving some wood in his hand. Scruffty and a boy is reading a comic book. Farmer Pickles is fast asleep in his chair. Mr Bentley, dressed like a sheriff, is playing a harmonica when he plays a bad note which makes Scruffty cover his ears and cringes at the sound. He then hears hooves cluttering and Bob, dressed like a cowboy, rides into the town on his horse, the horse whinnying as he screeches to a stop]

Bob: He's comin'! I've seen him with my own eyes! Mucky Muck! The most famous adventurer in the west!

Townspeople: [gasp] Mucky Muck?!

Bob: And he's bringin' someone in!

[Muck speeds into the town right on cue]

Muck: Yee-haw! I'm built to be wild! Howdy, Sheriff Bentley. I think I got somethin' you want.

[He turns and dumps Spud, dressed like a desperado and tied up, onto the ground]

Sheriff Bentley: (gasps) Stinky Spud. The most wanted scarecrow in the west.

Mucky Muck: Yep. The very same.

Bob: That's him alright. [showing a wanted poster of Spud] Sure as crows is crows.

Stinky Spud: No. You've got the wrong scarecrow. I just look like him. I'm uh, I'm his twin brother. Yep, that's it. (burps)

Everyone: Ew!

Mucky Muck: That's not nice.

Bob: You're definitely Stinky Spud!

Stinky Spud: Oh, please, let me go!

Sheriff Bentley: Sorry, Stinky Spud, but the only place you're goin' is jail. [to Muck] How do you catch the horrid criminal, Mucky Muck?

Mucky Muck: Well, Sheriff, I set a trap.

[His shovel covers the screen before showing Muck digging a hole]

Mucky Muck: I dug a hole real deep and then covered it over. I laid my bait and sat back to wait.

[Muck covers the hole with red stuff and purple sticks then puts cakes and other sweet snacks on it before hiding behind a rock. Stinky Spud appears from behind another rock and look around, making Muck duck out of sight to avoid being seen. Spud walks out to the clearing then pull out his parsnip gun to check for any presence before putting it back in his holster. He saw the bait Muck left on the tarp and grew excited by it]

Stinky Spud: Oh, yummy! Look at all that scrummy grub, just waitin' to fill my belly.

[Muck watch as Spud walks onto