Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2/Transcript

This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2.

Sora, Donald and Goofy go back Shrek's house with friends

 * Sora: This is it.
 * Ratchet: That's your ogre friend's house you were talking about Sora?
 * Donald: Of course, Ratchet. And just wait 'til you meet him.
 * Goofy: Yeah he's...
 * Donkey: That you'll ever do. Two can be as bad as one.
 * Sora, Donald and Goofy: Donkey?
 * Donkey: Sora! Donald! Goofy! Well aren't you three a sight for sore eyes. Give us a hug, fellas.
 * Donald: Donkey, where's Shrek?

Shrek and Donald want to stay

 * Shrek: Prince Charming?
 * Sora: Marriage?
 * Goofy: Far Far Away?
 * Donkey: Royal Ball?! Can we come?
 * Shrek: We're not going.
 * Donkey, Fiona, Sora, Goofy, Bartok, Ratchet and Clank: What?
 * Donald: Yeah, I'm with Shrek on this one. Don't you guys think Fiona's parents might be... "Shocked" to see her as an ogre?

Are we there yet?

 * Donkey: Are we there yet?
 * Donald: No.
 * Goofy: Are we there yet?
 * Fiona: Not yet.
 * Clank: Hey, are we there yet?
 * Ratchet: No.
 * Donkey: Are we there yet?
 * Shrek: No.
 * Goofy: Are we there yet?
 * Donald: Yes.
 * Goofy: Really?
 * Donald: NO!

King Harold vs. Donald vs. Shrek

 * King Harold: Oh no. No, of course not. That is assuming you "eat" your own (opened his lobster with his knife) son.
 * Fiona: Dad!
 * Donald: Oh no, we creatures prefer the humans who been locked away in a tower. (munches his turkey)
 * Sora: Donald, wait.
 * Shrek: Oh no, he's right. We do prefer the ones who been locked away in a tower. (munches his turkey)
 * Fiona: Shrek, please.
 * King Harold: I only did that because I love her.
 * Donald: Oh yeah, you call forcing you daughter to live alone "love"?
 * Shrek: Declared or the dragon's guarded castle?

Shrek and Donald's Lament

 * Sora: Nice going you two.
 * Donald: Hey, it's not our fault. I don't trust that blue witch.
 * Ratchet: She was actin' weird around Shrek and Fiona.
 * Goofy: Well, I trust her.
 * Shrek: Easy for you to say. We told ya "Comin' here was a bad idea".

Dr. Nefarious, Rasputin and Harold meet Puss in Boots

 * Dr. Nefarious: Hey Doris, I'd like you to do us a favor. There's seems to be someone that needs... "Taking care of".
 * Doris: Who's the guy?
 * King Harold: Well he's not a guy persay. He's... an ogre.
 * Doris: Hey guys. Lemme clue you three in. There's only one fella who can handle a job like that and frankly, he don't like to be disturbed.
 * Rasputin: Just tell us, where we can find him. Hello, anybody home?
 * Puss in Boots: How dares enter my room?
 * King Harold: Sorry, I hope we're not interrupting anything, but we've been told your the one to talk about an... "Ogre" problem?
 * Puss in Boots: You're told correct. But for these I charge a great deal of money.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Would this be enough? (teleports a bag of gold)
 * Puss in Boots: You have engaged my valuable services you three. Just tell me where I can find this ogre.

The gang gets lost

 * Shrek: Face it Donkey, we're lost.
 * Donkey: We can't be lost. We've followed the king's instructions exactly. What did he say?
 * Bartok: Well, I think he said "Head to the deepest darkest part of the woods".
 * Shrek: Aye.
 * Ratchet: Past the sinister trees with some scary looking branches?
 * Shrek: Check.
 * Goofy: Hey, that bush looks like Shirley Bassey.
 * Shrek: We've past that bush THREE times already!
 * Donald: Well you're the one who said "We don't need to stop for directions".
 * Shrek: Oh great, my one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad and I end up lost in the woods with you!
 * Donkey: Alright, alright. Don't get all huffy with us.
 * Sora: We were only trying to help.
 * Shrek: I know. I know. I'm sorry.
 * Clank: Hey, it's okay.
 * Shrek: I just need to make things work with this guy.
 * Donkey: Sure, now let's go bond with daddy.

Dr. Nefarious' plan

 * Dr. Nefarious: GODMOTHER!
 * Fairy Godmother: Oh hi, Masters.
 * Rasputin: What happened here?
 * Fairy Godmother: I'm sorry, Master. But it wasn't my fault. It was that ogre and that boy with his...
 * Dr. Nefarious: ENOUGH! I should've known better than to trust you two.
 * Lawrence: Sorry, to disturb sir. But I have some terrible news. Most of the potions are all okay except for one and it's been stolen.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Lawrence, I am not in the mood to...
 * Lawrence: But the good news is: the potion that's stolen is "Happily Ever After".
 * Dr. Nefarious: Happily Ever After, huh? I do believe we can make this work to our advantage.

The gang in prison

 * Donkey: Hey what about my random rights? Your suppose to say "I have the right to remain silent". Nobody say I have to remain silent!
 * Shrek: Donkey, you have the right remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

I'm wearin' ladies' underwear

 * Shrek: Quick, tell a lie.
 * Pinocchio: Well, uh, what should I say?
 * Gingy: Anything, but quick!
 * Donkey: Say something crazy like "I'm wearin' ladies' underwear".
 * Pinocchio: I'm- I'm uh, wearin' ladies' underwear.
 * (nothing happened)
 * Donald: Wait a minute, are you really wearing ladies' underwear?
 * Pinocchio: I'm most certainly not. (but his nose grew)
 * Goofy: Gawrsh, it's working.
 * Sora: Keep it up.
 * Donkey: It most certainly you look like am wrong.
 * Pinocchio: Am not. (but his nose grew)
 * Puss: What kind?
 * Bartok: Yeah, what kind?
 * Gingy: It's a thong. (snaps Pinocchio's butt)
 * Pinocchio: Ow! Libresse.
 * Ratchet: Are not.
 * Pinocchio: Are too.
 * Clank: Are not.
 * Pinocchio: Are too.