The Irelanders' Adventures of Thomas and Friends: Hero of the Rails/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Hero of the Rails. [The story begins at Ireland where Connor and his friends are getting ready to go to Sodor again] Connor Lacey: Come on, guys! It's time to get back to Sodor. Martin Kratt: I know. This is our first time going there. Chris Kratt: We get to meet Thomas the tank engine we heard about. Martin Kratt: And there might be some new creatures there that we can make creature powers from. Razer: Let's go! Bronwyn Jones: Where's Spike? Twilight Sparkle: He's coming. Spike: I'm here. Fireman Sam: What kept you, Spike? Aviva Corcovado: You don't want us to leave you behind, do you? Spike: Sorry. I just got some friends to come along for the adventure. Lightning McQueen: Like who? [Then Marco Polo, Luigi Bellini, Shi La Won and Fu Fu arrives] Connor Lacey: Marco, Luigi, Shi La, Fu Fu! It's good to see you again. Marco Polo: It sure is, Connor. Jimmy Z: It's been quite sometime since we've helped you clear your father's name in China. Shi La: Yeah. We're glad to be here, right Fu Fu? Fu Fu: (growls) Koki: To think I used to hate bats until I help Bite-Size and his pals found new homes. Luigi Bellini: We're not the the only ones Spike brings here. [Olwin whistles as she appears] Olwin: Oh, hello, Connor and Irelanders. Victorion: Olwin! Olwin: I haven't see you since you've visited Chuggington. Spike gather me. Are we going to The Island of Sodor you've told me about, Connor? Connor Lacey: Of course, Olwin. Fireman Sam: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go. Mickey Mouse: Hot dog! Jimmy Z: Tortuga time! Next stop, Island of Sodor and fly. [The Tortuga flew off and the intro begins and ends with the title The Irelanders' Adventures of Thomas and Friends: Hero of the Rails] Narrator: Hero of the Rails. It was summer on Sodor. The sky was bright blue, the fields were full of flowers and the birds sang sweetly as Thomas fill up with water. He felt very happy. Suddenly, there was a whoosh and a wheesh and a clacking clack as a streak of silver roared by on the track. Thomas: Fizzling fireboxes! What was that? Narrator: All over Sodor, Thomas' friends were buffered and blasted on their track. Henry: Bubbling boilers! Percy: Bust my buffers! James: Watch my paintwork! Emily: Trembling tracks! Who was that? Toby: Grosh! Edward: Slow down, speedy! Gordon: Rail-raider! [The scene changes to Knapford where the engines have gathered to talk about the mysterious blur of silver] Narrator: Later, Thomas and his friends were at Knapford. They were very puzzled. James: He was big. Gordon: He was silver. Henry: He was very, very fast. Thomas: That must mean it's..... [A cloud of steam came towards them and stop to reveal..... All: Spencer! Spencer: Hello, Sodor. What do you know? I'm here for the summer. Thomas: Why? Spencer: I have a very important job to do. The Duke and Duchess of Boxford are having a new summerhouse built. It has to be finished in time for the Duke and Duchess' holiday. I'm very busy. No time to chat. Narrator: And Spencer steam smugly away. Thomas: Cinder and Ashes. Having speedy Spencer on Sodor for one day is bad. James: But for the whole summer... Gordon: Is terrible. [The scene changes to the Tortuga landing] Connor Lacey: Well, here we are. Piplup (Pokémon Mystery Dungeon): This is surprising.

Chris Kratt: Wow.

Martin Kratt: This is very cool.

Rainbow Dash: Awesome.

Olwin: Interesting.

Marco Polo: This is a great place for adventure.

Shi La Won: (deep in thought) The island's name sounds familiar.

Rarity: I have a very good feeling about this adventure today. Spike: Hey, Connor. I just remember. Connor Lacey: What is it, Spike? Spike: Well, what if Diesel 10, Hades, Maleficent, Robbie Rotten, The Cyber Shredder, Infinite and The Grand Duke of Owls come back here and try to get revenge on us for ruining their plan? Connor Lacey: Don't worry, Spike. If they do come back I'll turn into any alien and give them the boot. Razer: Save some for me. Connor Lacey: You got it, Razer. [Then, a flash of light came zooming down from the railway] Marinette Dupain-Cheng: The train just sped up to a hill. Fireman Sam: Hmm. Do you what I think, guys? Connor Lacey: What, Sam? Fireman Sam: I think we should wait until night to see them. Thomas and his friends are doing their jobs and we don't want to cause confusion and delay. So we'II meet them at Tidmouth Sheds tonight. Connor Lacey: Right. [The scene changes to Thomas and Percy puffing up to the top of Gordon's Hill] Narrator: That afternoon, Thomas and Percy were huffing and puffing up Gordon's Hill. Then they heard Spencer whooshing and wheeshing behind them. Spencer: A little more puff and you might make it to the top by teatime. Percy: Bossy boiler. Narrator: Next, Spencer caught up with Gordon. Spencer: Out of my way, slowcoach. (whistles) Gordon: O, the indignity. Narrator: Toby was huffing slowly to a junction. Spencer steamed alongside, hooting and tooting. Spencer: It looks like you're too old now to be really useful, Toby. [The signal turns and Spencer set off and Toby's signal turns red again] Narrator: Toby gasped. He was upset. He missed his green light. Edward and James were chuffing cheerfully along. Spencer slowed. Spencer: Dear, oh dear. It takes two old engines to pull one truck, does it? I'm pulling five. Narrator: And Spencer thundered away. James was so cross, he couldn't puff at all.

[The scene changes to Tidmouth Sheds at night]

Narrator: That night, the engines can only talk about Spencer.

Thomas: He told Toby he was too old.

Gordon: He's taken over my express line.

James: He'II never have a shiny coat like mine.

Edward: He'II never have manners.

Connor Lacey: Maybe we can help with that.

Thomas: Connor!

Gordon: Hello, there.

Robonyan: Hi.

Emily: You know these guys, Thomas?

Thomas: Yes. Percy and I known them for a while.

Marco Polo: So you're Thomas I heard.

Thomas: That's me, alright.

Marco Polo: I'm Marco Polo. This is Luigi, Shi La and our pet bat, Fu Fu.

Olwin: I'm Olwin. I'm from Chuggington.

Gibson: She's our friend from Chuggington.

Connor Lacey: (seeing Emily) Oh, I don't believe we've met, miss...

Emily: I'm Emily but who are you?

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Fireman Sam: I'm Fireman Sam.

Spud the Scarecrow: I'm Spud the Scarecrow.

Twilight Sparkle: So Connor, who are these other engines besides Thomas, Percy and Emily?

Edward: I'm Edward.

James: I'm James.

Gordon: Gordon here.

Henry: I am Henry.

Toby: And my name is Toby. I'm a steam tram engine.

Sparx: Whoa.

Connor Lacey: So, Thomas, what's been bothering you lately?

Thomas: We were just talking about Spencer from the mainland. He's a streamlined engine but he's also very rude and show off as well. He's been very rude to all of us ever since he got here. And to make matters worse, we're gonna stuck with him for the whole summer because he's helping built the summer house for the Duke and Duchess of Boxford.

Connor Lacey: Well, I think we might be able to help you.

Olwin: Wait, did you say Spencer?

Thomas: Yes. Why?

Olwin: He's my brother.

[The Steam Team gasp]

Aviva Corcovado: What?

Connor Lacey: Brother?

Olwin: It's true.

James: Now you're mention it, you're the same basis as him but with no tender.

Gordon: Since Spencer's my cousin, that makes you my cousin too.

Olwin: Well, thanks, dear.

Percy: But how can you run without a tender?

Olwin: Well, in Chuggington, we fill up with coal with a hatch on the roof of our cabs.

Henry: That's weird.

Olwin: I'll even tell you about the time I once had bubble liquid inside me.

Thomas: Bubble liquid?

Olwin: Yes. My funnel and my mouth had bubbles coming out of them.

Edward: When did that happen? Olwin: Sometime ago.

Connor Lacey: I was there when that happen.

[Gordon and James laughs at that]

Pinkie Pie: What?

Gordon: Well, the fact that Olwin's funnel and mouth had bubbles coming out is so funny.

James: That's right. She is really "bubbly". (laughs with Gordon)

Hovernyan: Well, it's nothing to laugh about.

Emily: Does Spencer know about that, Olwin?

Olwin: Not yet, but I'm planning to tell him.

Blondie Lockes: Okay.

Spike: There's one thing I don't get.

Fireman Sam: And that is? Spike: How's Gordon related to Spencer and Olwin?

Gordon: Well, you see Spike, Sir Nigel Gresley built our classes. Mine is the LNER Gresley Classes A0 and Spencer and Olwin's class are the LNER Class A4. That's how we're cousins.

Connor Lacey: That explains it.

Norman Price: Whoa.

Sarah Jones: That's totally brillant!

Olwin: Yes indeed. Spencer says that I'm a slowcoach since I don't go fast often which he thinks is a disgrace to our class.

Raven Queen: You poor thing.

Olwin: I know.

Connor Lacey: Anyway, what did Spencer say to you and your friends, Thomas?

Thomas: Well, Connor, like we all said just now, he told Toby he was too old.

Gordon: He's taken over my express line.

James: He'II never have a shiny coat like mine.

Edward: He'II never have manners.

Shi La Won: What a meanie.

Fu Fu: (growls in agreement)

Olwin: I wish we could teach him a lesson.

James Jones: Me too.

Luigi Bellini: I don't think I want to be friends with a creep like him.

Rainbow Dash: And that goes double for me as well.

Pinkie Pie: And me too. It's no fun being bullied.

Cerise Hood: Yes.

Loretta Callisto: So, what should we do about it?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know, Loretta.

Percy: Spencer's scary.

[The scene changes to Brendam Docks the next day]

Narrator: The next day, Thomas was at Brendam Docks. He had a heavy flatbed of machinery to collect.

Fireman Sam: Well, I hope you know what you're doing. Heavy Metal can be dangerous.