Ghostbusters (Anime Version) Part 3/Transcript

This is the transcript of Ghostbusters (Anime Version) Part 3.

(Outside the Ghostbusters HQ, Link is watching Marty put up a sign, reading "GHOSTBUSTERS" in small type)

Link: You don't think it's too subtle, Marty? You don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign?

(Marty shakes his head. Then a dark blue hearse drives up)

Link: Hey! You can't park that here!

(Marth gets out of the car)

Marth: Everybody can relax, I found the car! Needs some suspension work; and shocks, and brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end...

Link: How much?

Marth: Only forty-eight hundred. And maybe new rings, also mufflers, a little wiring...

(Inside the Ghostbusters HQ, the secretary, Anna, is sitting at her desk reading a magazine. Link comes up)

Link: (To Anna) Anna, any calls?

Anna: No.

Link: Any messages?

Anna: No.

Link: Any customers?

Anna: No, Link.

Link: It's a good job, isn't it? Type something, will you? We're paying you for this stuff!... Don't stare at me, you got them bug eyes... Anna! Sorry about the bug eyes thing. I'll be in my office.

(Link goes off. Roy then pops up out from under Anna's desk)

Anna: You're very handy. I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.

Roy: Print is dead.

Anna: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual, but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I collect rare items and I also play racquetball. Do you have any hobbies?

Roy: I collect spores, molds and fungus.

(Zelda enters the Ghostbusters HQ)

Zelda: Hello?

(She walks over to Anna)

Zelda: Oh. Excuse me. This is the Ghostbusters' office, is it?

Anna: Yes, it is. Can I help you?

Zelda: I don't have an appointment, but, I'd like to talk to someone, please.

(Link bolts out of his office towards Zelda)

Link: My name's Link. May I help you?

Zelda: Well, I don't know. What I'm about to say may sound a little unusual.

Link: Oh, that's all we get day in, day out around this place. Come into my office. What's your name?

Zelda: I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule.

(We are now in the lab of the fire house. Zelda is hooked up to a machine. Link, Marth and Roy watch a monitor which turns her head different colors)

Zelda: And then there was a Velociraptor. And this voice said "Blue". And then I freaked out and slammed the refrigerator door and I left. That was about two days ago, and I haven't been back to my apartment.

Link: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. What do you think it was?

Zelda: Well, if I knew what it was I wouldn't be here.

Link: Roy, what do you think?

(Roy shines a head lamp in Link's eyes)

Roy: She's telling the truth. At least, she thinks she is.

Zelda: Well, of course I was telling the truth. Who would make up a story like that?

Link: Some are people who just want attention. Others, just nutballs who come in off the street.

Marth: You know what it could be? Past-life experience intruding on present time.

Roy: Could be erased memories stored in the collective unconscious. I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact, either.Zelda: I'm sorry, I don't believe in any of those things.

Link: Well, that's all right. I don't either. But there are some things we do. Standard procedures we carry out in a case like this which often bring us results.

Marth: Well, I could go down to the hall of records and check out the structural details in the building. Maybe the building itself has a history of psychic turbulence.Link: (nodding) Right, good idea.

Roy: I could look for the name "Zuul" in the usual literature.

Marth: Spates Catalog.

Roy: Tobin's Spirit Guide.

Roy: Yeah.

Link: Tell you what. I'll take Zelda back to her apartment and check her out. I'll go check out Zelda's apartment, okay?

Zelda: Okay, thank you.