The Sands of Time (RFFAoXS)/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Xiaolin Showdown.

[Theme song]

[The story begins at the Xiaolin Temple]

Matau T. Monkey: It's complete bedlam down there.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. The monks are fighting those cheerleader bots.

Evil Ryan: We could help the Monks out with this.

Jack Spicer: And now my SWAT of evil warriors. Cheerbots, attack!

King K. Rool: Show them what you got, girls!

Cheerbots: Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go!

Evil Ryan: We have to defeat them and guard the Shen Gong Wu.

Jetson Storm: Right. Time for them to face the flame of Jetson Storm!

Computron (PWT): Chances of defeating the cheerbots is 79%.

Evil Rianna: You got it, Computron.

Ryvine Sparkle: Galvatron and I love a good girl fight.

Meg Griffin: Back off, Ryvine!

Galvatron (G1): He would if he could, human.

[K. Rool blows his whistle and the Cheerbots jumps]

Omi: These cheerbots are most skilled warriors. And also freshenliy fragrent.

Cheerbots: Go, evil, go!

[They toss their pom poms in the air and they make a ring of fire around the Monks and the heroes]

Cheerbots: Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go! Go, evil, go!

Crash Bandicoot: Uh oh. Looks like the cheerbots are coming closer!

Sci-Ryan: Don't worry. I got this. [Brought out the Shen Gong Wu] Orb of Tornami!

[Then, water comes out and puts out the fire]

Connor Lacey: I'll give you a hand as.. [Hits Ultimatrix]

[Connor Lacey transforms into Water Hazard]

Water Hazard: Water Hazard!

Evil Anna: I'll help you too, Sci-Ryan. [summons her Keyblade and activates her Lightsaber]

[Ryvine blows his whistle and the cheerbots form a moving pyramid]

Evil Ryan: Evil Ryan's Squad, form on me!

Farrah McGearshift: You think this will work?

Evil Ryan: We'll find out soon enough.

[Evil Ryan's Squad combines to form Ultra Ryan]

Computron (PWT): The Cheerbots have formed a moving pyramid. Solution; The monks must use Dragon X Kumei Formation to break the pyramid formation.

Omi: You're right, Computron. Monks, assume Dragon X Kumei formation!

[Clay, Kimiko and Raimundo did what Omi said]

Menasor (PWT): What will we do to help the monks?

Ultra Ryan: Use your head, Menasor.

[Ultra Ryan and the two combiners use Menasor as a battering ram]

Menasor (PWT): [in Rex's voice] But, I don't wanna use my head!

[Then, one by one, the Cheerbots are destroyed]

Cyclonus (G1): What's that?

Dr. Neo Cortex: It's a meteor.

Scorponok (G1): It's coming this way!

[The heroes moved away from the meteor. The meteor land on the ground and our heroes peek]

Ryvine Sparkle: What's that?

[The pod plays a message]

Old Omi: Greetings, Xiaolin Warriors.

Omi: Oh, that old man with a large head is most familiar.

Ryan F-Freeman: Omi, I think the old yellow guy is you.

Queen Ryanara: That's right.

Old Omi: I am Omi from the distant future and I came to warn you that the world will soon be dominated by evil.

Ryvine Sparkle: Whoa! Go, evil! [blows on a party blower]

Old Omi: But fear not. There is a way to prevent this disaster. The key to the survival of the universe as we know it lies in the future. Omi, you must find the Sands of Time, before the sands of time themselves run out.

Sweep 1: We must tell Linda about that Shen Gong Wu. She'll be most delighted with that.

Twivine Sparkle: That will be perfect in our plan.

Ryvine Sparkle: Right. Decepticons, fall back.

[The Decepticons retreated]

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. Fly away, you Linda Ryan loving cowards!

Ryan F-Freeman: Do anyone from the future speak in riddles and you got a sister, Mom?

Queen Ryanara: We have to know, what kind of a Shen Gong Wu is the Sands of Time.

[The scroll revealed the Shen Gong Wu]

Master Fung: The Sands of Times is a most powerful Shen Gong Wu. It allows one to not just travel throught time, but, to alter time as well.

Menasor (PWT): That's one powerful Shen Gong Wu.

Twilight Sparkle: I agree with you, Menasor.

Master Fung: Remember, young Dragons. One's fate never seals in the sands of time. It can always be changed.

Ryan F-Freeman: Could the Monks go out somewhere to find this Shen Gong Wu while I go find it here, Connor?

Connor Lacey: Of course.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks. Because I could use this Shen Gong Wu and go back to the past. Right before your step mom killed your dad and siblings.

Frankie Stein: Good idea on that, Heylibot Warlock Ryan.

Crash Bandicoot: You did like that idea, mate. [to Connor] Since when did Ryan become a Heylibot warlock?

Connor Lacey: Since Wuya and Daishi's first Xiaolin Showdown.

Queen Ryanara: Nice one, Connor. I know Ryan is a Heylinbot.

Devastator (PWT): Indeed.

[The next morning]

Dojo: Guys, I think we could get going.

Holly O'Hair: I'm ready to go find that new Shen Gong Wu.

Matau T. Monkey: Me too, Holly O'Hair. I wonder if Courtley is coming.

Courtley Jester: Of course I am.

Matau T. Monkey: Courtley? You remembered Bertram since his and Connor's last encounter?

Courtley Jester: Yes I do.

Bertram T. Monkey: At least Nancy was got arrested after she's defeated. But, no time for chit chat, let's help the Monks find the Sands of Time before the villains do.

Ryan F-Freeman: Connor, when I find and use the Sands of Time, what do I warn Sean Ryan and his kids?

Connor Lacey: That Linda planned to kill them.

Ryan F-Freeman: Sure, I could do that. Good luck, Connor Lacey of Ireland.

Connor Lacey: Thanks.

Queen Ryanara: I hope he needs it, my prince.

Ryan F-Freeman: Of course, mom. I know you like me. [hugs Queen Ryanara]

[Then, the search for the Shen Gong Wu begins]

Ryan F-Freeman: Let's see, Mom. If you know Mai as one of your friends, where would the Sands of Time be?

Queen Ryanara: Well, I could check out the garden here.

Sci-Ryan: Good idea, your highness. He can find the Sands of Time there at the garden where a pyramid.

Queen Ryanara: Yeah. And I hope that plan of my son's works.

[Meanwhile, at Jack Spicer's lair]

Ryvine Sparkle: Well, I could tell Linda Ryan about this Sands of Time.

Cyclonus: You think she'll be pleased?

Ryvine Sparkle: Sure. [Went to talk to Linda] Hey, Linda Ryan. We need to tell you about something.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: What is it?

Ryvine Sparkle: Well, I just heared about the Sands of Time Shen Gong Wu. It would allow us to not just travel through time. But to alter time as well.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Really?

Ryvine Sparkle: Yes. With this Shen Gong Wu, you'll be able to change your fate and wrong the rights of history. The Prime Megatron and every villain who has stumpled upon will get a do-over. The Irelanders' victory of the Prime Wars will be reversed until you and the Foot Empire will rule the 16 realms and you'll not only no longer live in the Outlands you'll also get your old body back.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: And Connor will be destroyed along with his precious Irelanders.

Dr. Neo Cortex: Get ready to face Linda's wrath, Connor Lacey of Ireland.

Ryvine and Dr. Cortex: [laughs evilly]

Wuya: Speaking of which, the Sands of Time Shen Gong Wu has just revealed itself.

Megatron (Movie): We better get to the Xiaolin Temple.

[So, the villains have to go to the Xiaolin Temple to get the Sands of Time]

Raven Queen: Anyone have any luck?

Connor Lacey: Well, I see a big pyramid saying the Sands of Time.

Matau T. Monkey: Well, what do you know. The Ireland boy's got an eagle eye for everything.

Bertram T. Monkey: Totally.

Evil Ryan: I hope Ryan have luck in the temple. Come on, Miss Jester. The Shen Gong Wu awaits.

Courtley Jester: Right.

[Inside the Pyramid]

Evil Anna: I have a bad feeling about this.

Sci-Ryan: Cons, are you sure that the Shen Gong Wu is in here?

Connor Lacey: Very sure.

Matau T. Monkey: [looking at his communicator] Mission log. We are in the place called the Sands of Time and we are making our way to the Shen Gong Wu in this tomb.

Cody Fairbrother: You know, I hope my brother is going to have his plan come true.

Conaria Lacey: I found it!

Melody Piper: Where?

Conaria Lacey: There!

Evil Ryan: I hope Ryan have luck at the Temple. Raven, can you try and contact him?

Raven Queen: Ryan, can you hear me?

[The Scene changes to Ryan at the Xiaolin Temple]

Ryan F-Freeman: [spark glowing] Yes, Raven. I can hear you.

Raven Queen: Have you found the Sands of Time Shen Gong Wu yet?

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm still looking for it. How did you talk to me with that kind of power?

Raven Queen: Well, I have the connection with the Oracle of Cybertron since the second Beast Wars.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh yeah. I guess you and I are connected to the Oracle too.

Raven Queen: Indeed.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, I found it! The Sands of Time!

Soundblaster: Shen Gong Wu detected.

Ryan F-Freeman: And it looks like the Decepticons found it too!

[Both Ryan and Cyclonus toched the Sands of Time]

Ryan F-Freeman: Cyclonus, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My Sun Chi Lantern against your Serpent's Tail!

Cyclonus: I accepted. And I call for a Shen Yi Bu Dare. My Ring of Nine Dragons against your Shroud of Shadows.

Ryan F-Freeman: Right. And the name of this game is Lake Jump. Whoever makes it to the end wins.

Both: Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

[Then, the temple have risin some stones for the challenge]

Queen Ryanara: Whoa!

Both: Gong Yi Tampine!

[The two jump from one stone to another]

Sci-Ryan: This is great, your majesty. [Offers her popcorn] Popcorn?

Queen Ryanara: Sure. [takes one popcorn]

Ryan F-Freeman: You can do it, Ryan. [jumps onto another stone] The universe and the lives of Sean Ryan and his kids are on the line here.

Cyclonus: Ring of Nine Dragons!

[Cyclonus splits into nine of his personalities]

Ryan F-Freeman: Uh oh. I know. Shroud of Shadows!

[He used the Shen Gong Wu to make himself disappear]

Ryan F-Freeman: [voice] Now, I'll get to the finish line soon enough!

Cyclonus: I don't think so. Serpent's Tail!

[Cyclonus used the Shen Gong Wu to get to finish line faster than Ryan]

Ryan F-Freeman: Darn it!

[Cyclonus won the Showdown and the five Shen Gong Wu]

Ryvine Sparkle: Sorry, Ryan. Linda Ryan plans to use this to change history.

Queen Ryanara: Linda Ryan?

Megatron (Movie): He is right, queen. When Linda Ryan change the Irelanders' past, Linda will be the greatest realm traveller of all time and Connor's mom, Mai Lacey, will remain in jail forever and ever.

Sci-Ryan: We won't let you get away with it!

Blitzwing (G1): I'm afraid we already have.

Ryvine Sparkle: Now, we must take our leave of you and make the Prime Wars Megatron into Galvatron by the Matrix of Chaos! [laughs]

[The Decepticons retreated]

Ryan F-Freeman: No.. No... I'm so close... I better contact Raven Queen.

Sci-Ryan: Well, that's just great. How will Ryan save Sean Ryan and his kids now?

Queen Ryanara: I have a idea.

[Then, to the Villains]

Jack Spicer: Wow, you guys got it.

Ryvine Sparkle: Yes. With the Sands of Time, Linda Ryan will rule Ireland and the 16 realms and you will get world domination, baby!

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes, I can use it to change my fate.

Evil King: And Megatronus will never have to die by his love, Solus Prime. Thus, making the Irelanders lose the Prime Wars. [cackles like Megatronus]

King K. Rool: And Galvatron will be Megatron again.

Dr. Neo Cortex: So will Royal Sparkle and Sci-Twi as Midnight Sparkle. Well. Let's use it then.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Sands of Time!

[Then, Linda went in time to Astrotrain in The Irelanders' Adventures of Transformers: The Movie]

Starscream (G1): Oh, how it pains me to do this?

Megatron (G1): Wait! I still function!

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Megatron!

Megatron (G1): Linda?

Starscream (G1): How did you get here?

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: I got this Shen Gong Wu.

Starscream (G1): Whoa.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: And don't throw Megatron out, he is your leader.

Megatron (G1): For I still function.

Starscream (G1): Wanna bet?

[Linda fights Starscream and pushed him out of Astrotrain and saved Megatron]

Starscream (G1): NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Megatron (G1): Thank you, Linda. Starscream has no right to push me out of Astrotrain so he can be the Leader of the Decepticons.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: You got that right. Sands of Time!

[Meanwhile, at the Death Star]

Emperor Palpatine: Yes, yes! Do it, boy. Destroy him!

[Then, Linda appeared]

Cyber Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: This is going to work.

[Then, Cyber Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette appeared]

Empeor Palpatine: Who goes there?

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: It is I, Linda Ryan. And I have come to save you from Darth Vader who's going to throw off the Death Star.

Emperor Palpatine: That sounds... Very likely.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: It's true.

[She goes over to Darth Vader]

Darth Vader: What are you doing?

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shrederette: Destroying you!

[She grabs his Lightsaber, activated it and impales Vader in the chest thus causing him to die]

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shrederette: It's done, my lord.

Emperor Palpatine: Excellent, Linda Ryan. Lord Vader was a broken shadow of his former self. I knew you save me in time.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shrederette: Thank you. Now, I got three more fates to change. Sands of Time!

[Then, at the final Event of the Friendship Games]

Midnight Sparkle: [laughs]

[Viral Linda Ryan appears]

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: All right, time to change the fate of Midnight Sparkle.

[She stops Spike the dog from calling out to Midnight Sparkle]

Ultimate Midnight Lacey: Please Twilight I need you to be with us. Besides even if we're​ apart I'll always be with you.

Midnight Sparkle: Oh, you are wrong. You are nothing like her!

[She sends out a blast of magic that defeats Ultimate Midnight Lacey and Daydream Shimmer]

Daydream Shimmer: [Screams]

Ultimate Midnight Lacey: TWILIGHT!!!!

[Then, Linda smiles as she looks at Midnight]

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shrederette: Perfect. Very good, Midnight Sparkle.

Midnight Sparkle: Thank you, Your Highness.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Three down and two to go. Sands of Time!

[At XGard]

Royal Sparkle: We will never let you stop us.

Oggy the Cat: Watch me.

[Then, Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette appeared]

Thor: By Odin's beard?!

Ultron Sigma: Well, this must be our lucky day.

[Linda defeats Thor and Oggy and thier few friends]

Royal Sparkle: Excellent! Thanks for saving us, my lady.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: No problem. Now I save the best for last. Sands of Time!

[Then, she went to Ireland during the events of The Irelanders' Quarantine Adventures]

Viral Linda Ryan/The Viral Shredderette: And now, to change my fate and save myself.

[She knocked out Dr. Coakroach and Owen and moved the video camera away from her past self]

Adrien Agreste/Cat Noir: He's only a living child, Guys!

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: He's a threat! You think I'd let him win the show to gain his mother's freedom and tell everyone about my plan to overthrow the president? No.

Dan Kudo: You're nothing but a coward!

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: I am Linda Ryan! The greatest realm traveller of all time!

Raven Queen: Connor's the real greatest realm traveler of all time! You're just a woman who murdered his father and his siblings and framed his mother of that crime!

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: So what if I did?! I'll kill and frame thousands of humans and good toons before me and my beloved empire rule the 16 realms! And I'll silence anyone who gets in our way!!

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes!

[Linda Ryan/The Shredderette stabs Connor in the heart]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: I did it! Ireland is finally mine! [Laughing crazily]

Connor Lacey: [Takes his final breath]

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shrederette: My work here is done. Sands of Time!

[Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shrederette went back to her time]

Ryvine Sparkle: How's that time travel, Linda?

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shrederette: Well, it was very good.

Evil King: Well, that could be my go on this. [holds the Sands of Time Shen Gong Wu] Devine device. And once Jack have assembled his evil Dream Team, no sentient being lasts forever. Well. Almost no one.

Dr. Neo Cortex: And now, that Connor Lacey has died in the past and the 16 realms ours, the Irelanders will be helpless without their leader.

Ryvine Sparkle: Yeah. This will all be worth it. Particularly if Ryan and his goodie two-shoes friends or I find some more Shen Gong Wu.

Galvatron (G1): Does that mean, Starscream gets reformatted instead of me? Thanks to you, Linda Ryan?

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes. Now, you'll be Megatron again.

[So said, Galvatron's changing back to Megatron]

Megatron (G1): Ah! I'm back! It worked.

Sweep No 3: Lord.. Galvatron?

Megatron (G1): That's Lord Megatron to you.

Evil King: Well. Time for me to save Megatronus and made the Prime Wars Megatron into Galvatron. Sands of Time!

[At The Irelanders' Adventures of Transformers: Power of the Primes (Full Movie)]

Megatronus (PWT): Back away from her, Megatron.

Megatron (PWT): Oh shoot.

Megatronus (PWT): I will inflict unimaginable misery upon you until your spark is the last to fade.

Solus Prime: Indeed, Megatronus. No more.

Evil King: Not for long. So you have defy my rule, so yours shall be a fate most cruel. From good to bad and bad to worse, on the Well of Sparks of Cybertron, I cast this curse!

[The curse hits the Well of Sparks, causing Solus Prime to suffer and comes back to life]

Solus Prime: What just happend? Am I... alive?

Megatronus (PWT): Who are you and how did you Master this unknown power?

Evil King: I am the Evil King, father of Raven King. But, you will know me by the name...

Megatronus (PWT): Bertatronus Prime!

Raven Queen: My mom's male counterpart is the Prime?!

Evil King: Yes, Raven. We have so much more in common then you know.

Megatronus (PWT): That means my minions and I won the Prime Wars and not you, Irelanders.

Unicron (PWT): Return to me, Galvatron.

Windblade (PWT) and the Irelanders: Galvatron!

Perceptor (PWT): Megatron! What are you doing? Stop!

Hot Rod (PWT): It is Unicron. He needs a new host for the Matrix of Chaos.

Windblade (PWT): Hot Rod!

Lolirock: Why?

Evil King: Hmm.

Perceptor (PWT): Prehaps, Unicron has some kind of hold of Megatron from when he served him as Galvatron.

Unicron (PWT): Come to me. Together, we will destroy the Matrix of Leadership and conquer the Universe!

Megatron (PWT): I... [grunts] No one... summons... Megatron.

Evil King and Unicron (PWT): You belong to me (him)...again.

Megatron (PWT): I belong to nobody.

Unicron (PWT): Now kill these insects and destroy the Matrix of Leadership forever.

Megatron (PWT): I...no...

Evil King: Here. [gives Megatronus The Requiem Blaster] You could take this and run away before Optimus Primal gets that gun.

Megatronus (PWT): Right. Come on, my love. We are leaving Cybertron. [runs away with Solus]

Optimual Optimus (PWT): Stop, Megatronus!

[Gormitimus Prime changes back to Connor Lacey]

Connor Lacey: You must give the blaster to Optimus!

Evil King: Sorry, kid. You would be dead in Ireland and your friends can see Megatron as Galvatron on the Heylin Side.

Windblade (PWT): No! You can't!

[The Evil King uses his magic to make Megatron (PWT) move the Matrix of Chaos closer to his chest]

Unicron (PWT): Yes! Yes! I'm controlling you again!

Megatron (PWT): NOOOO!!!

[The Matrix of Chaos took control of Megatron and turned him into Galvatron ]

Auriana: Megatron!

Galvatron (PWT/Unicron):