Eye of the Beholder (Aladdin)/Transcript (RaFMATVS)

This is the episode script of The Irelanders meets Aladdin (TV Series).

[Theme song]

[The episode starts at the world of Morbia]

Fasir: Why do you persist in tormenting humanity, Mirage?

Mirage (Aladdin): Why do you persist in tormenting me, Fasir? You're so tiresome with your hopeless causes.

Fasir: On the contrary, it is you who has the hopeless cause. Good will always triumph over evil because love is the strength of good.

Mirage (Aladdin): Ho, ho! Love! It is nothing more then a tingly feeling. It is weak!

Fasir: No. Witness these souls, Mirage.

[A viewing portal appears]

Jasmine: [giggles] Aladdin. You didn't.

Aladdin: No, Jasmine. I really did.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know you love me.

Meg Griffin: Yeah.

Fasir: All your spells, all your incantations, all your potions could never destroy their love.

Mirage (Aladdin): How dare you play your cheep pallor tricks... [realises Fasir is gone] Never destroy thier love? Hmm. We'll see about that, Faisr. [uses her magic to disguise herself as a peddler woman] We'll see.

[Meanwhile, at Agrabah]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ahh. I do like going shopping at the market.

Matau T. Monkey: You said it, Master Ryan. Just the four of us. You, me, Iago and Jasmine.

Iago: Boring. This is boring!

Matau T. Monkey: You should have gone for sugardates with Aladdin and Abu.

Iago: No way. I touch one date, wham! I'm stuffed for a day. Besides, I much rather be with you, Jasmine and Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: That’s nice.

Jasmine: Love you too, Iago.

Matau T. Monkey: Wait. Jasmine. I think you shouldn't get around like that. What if someone heard you?

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps they would think she should get a new boyfriend.

Iago: See what Matau mean?

Asha (Mirage): Something to enhance your radiant beauty?

Ryan F-Freeman: Jasmine and I thought you weren't here just a moment ago.

Asha (Mirage): Oh, the heat can play tricks on the wary shopper. This is where Asha always sells her goods.

Jasmine: I was sure that...

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. Can I get some shadow? Something to make my bird buddy's beak look smaller?

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps some rose petals from Chiro? Your kiss will win any man you choose.

Jasmine: I've chosen a wonderful man.

Matau T. Monkey: Maybe some of that eyebrow thinning agent, Iago?

Iago: I agree.

Asha (Mirage): A young man for the young lady. How nice. I'm sure he loves you very much.

Jasmine: Yes, he does.

Asha (Mirage): Then, he properly doesn't notice those wrinkles.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wrinkles?

Asha (Mirage): Oh, oh, small ones. Around the eyes. Hardly noticeable... yet.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. I see them. And look. They also make a little smiley face.

Asha (Mirage): It's a fact of life, my dear. The pretty face of youth just doesn't stay with us and then the man we love needs another pretty face.

Matau T. Monkey: She's right, Master Ryan. Iago and I seen guys do it.

Iago: You're right. And I've done it... Several times!

Ryan F-Freeman: Iago!

Iago: What? I got a problem with commitment. I admit it.

Jasmine: Well, Aladdin's not like that. He loves me, not how I look.

Ryan F-Freeman: She's right. And Meg loves me no matter what I look like.

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps... but can you both be sure? [holds out a fancy bottle] I have a very special lotion I use each night. When I wake in the morning, my beauty is flawless.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. So. This lotion makes your beauty flawless, does this makes my beauty amazing?

Asha (Mirage): Yes, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: How do you know my name?

Asha (Mirage): I heard about you from a friend.

Aladdin: Oh, Jasmine. [appears with a flower] For you, my darling. I loved you from the moment I first set eyes on your beautiful face.

Jasmine: [gasps] You love me... for my beauty?

Aladdin: Well, yeah.

Asha (Mirage): [whispering] Take the lotion, my dear Ryan. No charge.

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay. [puts the bottle of lotion in his bag]

Jasmine: Um, it's getting late. We should be going.

Aladdin: Uh, sure.

Iago: So, notice anything about my beak?

Matau T. Monkey: And you notice something about my face?

[Abu chatter]

Matau T. Monkey: "Big schnoze"?! Who asked you?!

[Mirage laughs wickedly to herself]

[Later, at nighttime in the palace]

Jasmine: Oh, what can it hurt? [puts some lotion on her face]

Ryan F-Freeman: Jasmine, mind if I put on some of the lotion?

Jasmine: I have a funny feeling about the lotion.

Ryan F-Freeman: Not to worry, Jasmine. I could test this in case it is safe. [puts some of the lotion on his cheeks]

Jasmine: I hope you are right, Ryan. We could get some sleep.

[The next morning]

Iago: Picnics! Charity banquets for ants, I'm tellin' ya.

Connor Lacey: I do love picnics. I hope Jasmine is okay.

[In Jasmine's bedroom, Ryan is sleeping with Jasmine]

Jasmine: [wakes up] Oh no! I've overslept. [to Ryan] Ryan, wake up.

Ryan F-Freeman: [yawns and wakes up] Morning, Jasmine. I hope Connor and Pals got ready for the picnic.

[Ryan removes the covers and gets creeped out when he see his legs are turned into a snake tail and Jasmine got a snake tail from the waist down]

[To Connor and friends]

Ryan and Jasmine: [screams]

Connor Lacey: That sounds like Ryan.

Aladdin: Jasmine?! [enters Jasmine's bedroom] Jasmine, are you alright? [gasps]

Jasmine: Help me!

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry, Jasmine. Help is on the way.

Connor Lacey: Ryan? What did this?

Ryan F-Freeman: This lotion! The woman from the marketplace gave me and Jasmine this lotion and look what it's done!

Connor Lacey: Oh my.

Matau T. Monkey: Cursed Cosmetics! We're doomed! I hope my face didn't become like Rex.

Iago: Is my beak sprouting hair?

Kitty Cheshire: No, Iago.

[Cody rubs the lamp and Genie appears]

Genie: You have summoned the almighty Genie of the [sees Ryan and Jasmine] la... Whoa! Never mind.

Cody Fairbrother: Genie, can you find the woman who sold this to Jasmine and my brother? [shows Genie the bottle of lotion]

Genie: [has dogs sniffing bottle] Get a good whiff, chaps. [dogs starts running] The hunt is on! [reappears] We looked everywhere! Not a trace! Zipp-o! She's history!

Ryan F-Freeman: You mean the woman from the marketplace is gone like magic?

Evil Ryan: I think so. What happened to your legs, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: They must've got turned into a snake tail. [sighs sadly] What are Jasmine and I going to do?

Connor Lacey: Meg and I will find a cure for you and Jasmine, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: What if there isn't one, Connor?

Evil Ryan: Oh. I think there is. The Tree of Renewal! It has fruit which is good for what ails you.

Matau T. Monkey: Wait a second. Iago and I heared about the tree. It's impossible!

Evil Ryan: Not impossible. Maybe a little death-defying...

Aladdin: I don't care! [holds Jasmine's hands] I swear on my love for you, I will cure you.

Meg Griffin: And Ryan, I will help you with all of my love.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks, Meg. [hugs her] That makes me happy.

Connor Lacey: I hope you will love her, Ryan.

[To Mirage]

Mirage (Aladdin): The leader of the Cyberlings knows of the tree?! [growls] Go on your quest, Meg and Aladdin. Your love is no match for the pitfalls ahead. You will never make it to the Tree of Renewal!

[To The Irlanders on thier journey to find the tree]

Evil Anna: You think you can be okay?

Ryan F-Freeman: I think so. I hope I can ask Jasmine if I can walk with her... slither. How do I slither, Connor?

Connor Lacey: Well, Ryan. You could move your muscles and scails to do the "walking".

Ryan F-Freeman: Cool. [looks at the marker] What's that?

Evil Ryan: Think of it as a map. Ancient nomads mark the way to the tree. I can handle it. [places his hand on the marker] Oh. I guess my hands have one finger short. [to Computron] Computron? Can you do it?

Computron: Affermitive. [places his hand on the marker]

[The orb of fire shows the direction]

Genie: We go that way!

Aladdin: See. You're as good as cured.

Meg Griffin: You too, my love.

[Ryan gives Meg a half smile]

[The Irelanders journey through the swamp. Four Genies are carrying Jasmine