Pete's Revenge

Beagle Boy #2: WHO'S GONNA TELL THE BLOOMIN' BOSS THE BAD NEWS? DON'T LOOK AT ME. I AIN'T SAYING NOTHING.

Beagle Boy #1: YOU TELL HIM.

Beagle Boy #2: ME? I TOLD HIM LAST TIME, YOU SILLY TWIT.

Beagle Boy #1: AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN DOING IT TWICE.

Beagle Boy #2: OY, HERE'S AN IDEA. SHORTY, YOU TELL HIM.

Beagle Boy #3: TELL HIM WHAT?

Beagle Boy #2: THAT WE...YOU KNOW, BOTCHED THE JOB.

Beagle Boy #3: [GULP] HE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT.

[DOOR CREAKS]

Beagle Boy #3: H...HELLO THERE.

Pete: IT DON'T LOOK GOOD WHEN ONLY ONE SHOWS UP. DOES IT, SMALL FRY? [DOOR CREAKS] HMM...

BLIMEY. I CAN'T HEAR NOTHING BUT STEP, CLOP, STEP, CLOP.

Beagle Boy #1: HA HA HA. HAVE A GANDER AT MONSTRO'S BETTER SIDE. HO HO HO.

(Pete looks through the keyhole and peaks at them with his one eye)

2 Beagle Boys: AAH! AAH!

Together: HE HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, BOSS.

Pete: IT BETTER BE GOOD NEWS.

Beagle Boy #3: WELL, WE DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID TO DO AND DROPPED A SAFE ON THE PRINCESS.

Pete: YOU WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY, "DROP A SAFE," YOU DOLT. I SAID, "KEEP HER SAFE."

Beagle Boy #2: WELL, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE WE MISSED HER.

[THUD]

Pete: NOW LISTEN, YOU MUTTS. I GOT A PLAN. AND IT AIN'T TO KILL THE PRINCESS. IT'S TO KIDNAP HER.

Together: HUH?

Pete: THE OPERA-- IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT. [OPERA SINGING]  THE PRINCESS HAS GOT TO BE GONE BY THEN, OR I CAN'T BECOME KING.

Together: OH...

Beagle Boy #3: I... DON'T GET IT.

Pete: [SLAP] LIEUTENANT CLARABELLE!

Clarabelle: OUI, OUI, MON CAPITAINE. YOU BELLOWED?

Pete: THROW THESE CLOWNS INTO THE PIT! OUI, OUI! LA PIT!

Beagle Boys: NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT LA PIT!

Clarabelle: BON VOYAGE...LOSERS.

[DING DING DING]

[SCREAMING]

Beagle Boy #3: OH. NOT SO BAD.

[RING]

Clarabelle: BONJOUR. PETE'S SECRET LAIR. CLARABELLE SPEAKING.

[INDISTINCT VOICE]

Clarabelle: THE PRINCESS!

[ALARM BLARING]