The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 2/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 2.

[The film begins in outer space. The title comes up: The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 2. Then green letters appear: GAMMA QUADRANT, SECTOR 4. They disappeared and a blue comet was speeding towards a planet that has rocks on it. It's revealed to be Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy flying into the planet's atmosphere. He open his wings to slow himself down as he flies above the ground and then lands in a clearing. He looks around breathing in and out before opening his wrist communicator]

Buzz: Buzz Lightyear Mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

[Laser lights appear on Buzz and he looks up to see millions of Robot that are armed with lasers surrounding him. Buzz jumps and uses his own laser on the crystal which blows the robots up and sends him flying into the air screaming. Buzz lands on the ground and runs over to a wall to catch his breath when a monitor looks in his direction and beeps. Buzz jumps and zaps it with his laser, destroying it. Then the ground opens up in a Z shape and Buzz jumps in and when it shuts, his suit glows. He runs along the corridor. In a room, a yellow dot appears on a red screen identifying as Buzz. A figure raises his clawy hand and puts it on a lever]

Emperor Zurg: Come to me, my prey.

[He moves the lever back and the lights in the corridor come on making Buzz stop in surprise. Then a wall with spikes appears behind him and moves towards him. Buzz look back and gasps and runs as the wall closes in on him. Buzz manages to jump through a closing door just in time and the spike ram into the door, denting it. Buzz stands up and saw a battery which reads The Source of Zurg's Power. Buzz walk slowly to the bridge which has discs that floats between him and the battery. Buzz jumps and lands on the discs, each one playing a musical note as he does so. Then, the discs fall suddenly, carrying Buzz with them. Thinking fast, Buzz press a button on his utility belt which makes a force field bubble around him and then he flies upward]

Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

[He reaches the platform and deactivates the bubble. He then reaches to grab the battery but his hand went through it, revealing to be an illusion. It then disappears and Evil Emperor Zurg rises up behind Buzz on a platform]

Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

Utility Belt Buzz: Not today, Zurg!

[Zurg fires his ion blaster at Buzz but he picks up a disc to shield himself and the blasts bounce off. Buzz throws it at Zurg, hitting him in the face. Buzz somersaults over Zurg but just as he landed and turn around to fire his laser, Zurg spins around so fast and shoots Buzz, vaporizing him, leaving his legs to crouch down and fall on the floor]

Zurg: (cackles with triumph)

[The letters GAME OVER appear on the TV screen, revealing that the whole thing was only a video game which is played by Rex, who's wearing a goldfish ball with sucker darts on his head with Buzz, Connor Lacey and Lightning McQueen beside him, watching]

Rex: Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!

Buzz: Oooh. You almost had him.

Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg.

Buzz: Sure you will, Rex.

Connor Lacey: In fact, you're an even better Buzz than Buzz himself.

Lightning McQueen: Yeah. I mean, not bad for a first go but at least you tried.

Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't pressed the fire button and jump at the same time!

[They then hear a rattling noise and see Woody throwing things out of a drawer as if looking for something]

Woody: Where is it, where is it? Where is it?

Buzz: Uh, Woody?

Woody: Huh? Oof!

[Woody hits his head and falls out of the draw hitting several others on the way down]

Buzz, Rex and Irelanders: Ooooh!

Buzz: Hang on, Cowboy!

[Buzz swings on a red desk lamp, lands on a car and rides it along a looping track and off the jump like in the first movie and spins through the air before landing next to Woody. He runs over and picks him up]

Buzz: Woody, are you alright?

Woody: Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good, okay.

Applejack: Woody, y'all haven't found that missin' hat of yours, have ya?

Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute and I can't find it anywhere!

Buzz: Don't worry, Woody! In just a few hours, you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Andy, makin' delicious, hot schmoes.

Woody: They're called smores, Buzz.

Applejack: Yep. We country ponies know these things.

Buzz: Right, right, of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?

[The green army men are searching the toy box]

Sarge: Keep looking, men! Dig deeper! [to Buzz] Negatory! Still searching!

[Hamm moves sun blinds up and down as if to signal to someone]

Hamm: The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard but he'll keep looking.

[The door opens and Bo Peep, her sheep and a doll enter the room]

Bo Peep: It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere.

Mr Potato Head: [coming out from under Andy's bed] I found it!

Woody: You found my hat?

Mr Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!

Mrs Potato Head: You found it! Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.

[Mr Potato Head kisses her side while she giggles]

Woody: Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat.

Bo Peep: Woody. Look under your boot.

Woody: Don't be silly. My hat is not under my boot.

Bo Peep: Would you just look?

Woody: Oh! You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy."

Bo Peep: Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat.

Woody: I'm sorry, Bo. It's just I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me and Andy.

Bo Peep: (bringing Woody close with her cane) You're cute when you care.

Woody: Bo, not in front of Buzz.

Bo Peep: (purrs) Let him look.

[As she and Woody are looking at each other, they heard baaing and they turn to see Rex fighting with Bo's sheep over the remote]

Rex: Miss Peep! Your sheep!

[Bo whistles to get her sheep's attention. They let go of the remote, making Rex fall over and hit the TV remote's on button and it turns on to play a commercial of Al's Toy Barn with Al the owner dressed up in a chicken suit]

Al McWhiggen: Hey, kids, this is Al from Al's Toy Barn and I'm sittin'on some good deals here. Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now! Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, beanies for a buck...

Woody: Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!

Rex: [getting back up and tapping the remote rapidly trying to find the right button] Which one is off?

Al: Buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down...

Hamm: For crying out loud, it's this one!

[He hit the off button and the TV turns off]

Hamm: I despise that chicken.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, something doesn't seem right about him.

Martin Kratt: What do you mean? It's only a costume.

Twilight Sparkle: I know but that look on his face was giving off some sort of recognition that he's up to no good.

Connor Lacey: I can't help but agree with Twilight. Something just didn't seem right about that Al guy.

The Mask: His face looks like Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park, remember?

Max Taylor: Yeah, you can see the resemblance.

Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Their voices nearly sounds the same.

Marco Polo: Except Al is in a chicken costume.

Dusty Crophopper: Yep. Totally different from Dennis in normal clothes.

Zander: Good thing that he's dead now. He really cause us trouble with that Indominus Rex.

Rod: Yeah, that dinosaur gave Spiny a heck of a beating.

Laura: Yeah, no kidding.

[Then Slinky enters the room]

Slinky: Fellas. Fellas. OK, I got some good news and I got some bad news.

Mrs Potato Head: What news?

Slinky: Good news is I found your hat, Woody!

Woody: My hat! Oh, Slink, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where'd you find it?

Slinky: Well, that's the bad news.

[There's some barking coming from down stairs]

Rex: Oh! It's Buster!

Hamm: (gasps)

Sarge: Canine alert! Man your battle stations! Let's move, move, move!

[The soldiers and Rocky run to the door and held it back to hold Buster, a dachshund sausage dog, who is straining against it]

Bo Peep: Woody, hide! Quick!

[Woody runs just as Buster bursts into the room and runs around, looking for him. He knocks over Robot and Mr Spell, the egg toys and the Lincoln Log house where the Potato Heads are kissing frozen. Buster went to Andy's bag and pull Woody out with his mouth and toss him to the floor. Buster growls at Woody at first but then licks him a couple of times, revealing that he's a friendly dog]

Woody: Okay, okay, okay. Okay! Okay! You found me! Buster! All right! Hey, how did he do, Hamm?

Hamm: Eh, looks like a new record.

Applejack: Reminds me of myself and my dog, Winona.

Connor Lacey: Yep. It sure does.

Woody: OK, boy, sit. Reach for the sky.

[Buster raises his front paws and sit on his butt]

Woody: Gotcha!

[Buster acts being shot and falls over, playing dead]

Woody: Ohh! Great job, boy. (He rubs Buster's belly as Buster pants happily) Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh? Who's gonna miss me? Who's gonna miss me?

Aisling: Good thing Buster's a friendly dog, unlike Scud.

Mack: Boy, do I remember that evil canine.

Chris Kratt: That dog bit half your mud flaps off, Mack.

Martin Kratt: And nearly have us for chew toys.

Connor Lacey: Yeah. Thankfully, we got away.

Mewtwo: Yes, we sure did.

Andy's Mom: Andy, you got all your stuff?

Woody: Okay. Have a good weekend, everybody. I'II see you Sunday night.

Andy: It's in my room.

[Andy staggers into the room and Buster run up to him]

Andy: Stick em up!

[Buster just scratches his ear and walks away]

Andy: I guess we'II work on that later. (to Woody) Hey, Woody, ready to go to Cowboy Camp?

Mrs Davis: Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'.

Andy: Five minutes. Hmm...

[Seconds later, he played with his toys]

Bo Beep: Help, help! Somebody help me!

Woody: Let her go, evil Dr Pork Chop!

Dr Pork Chop: Never! You must choose, Sheriff Woody! How shall she die? Shark or death by monkeys?

[Andy makes monkey noises whilst holding one close to Bo Peep]

Dr Pork Chop: Choose!

Woody: I choose Buzz Lightyear!

[Andy brings Buzz out of a box riding on RC]

Dr Pork Chop: What? That's not a choice!

Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

[He knocks Hamm over and he lands on top of the Army Men]

Woody: I'II save you, Miss Peep.

Bo Peep: My hero. (kisses Woody)

Woody: Thanks, Buzz.

Buzz: No problem, buddy. You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!

[Then as he stretches the two toys, Woody's arm rips at his shoulder]

Andy: (gasps) Oh, no.

[His mom comes into the room]

Mrs Davis: Andy, let's go. Molly's already in her car seat.

Andy: But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.

Mr Davis: Oh, no. Maybe we can fix him on the way.

Andy: No, just leave him.

Mrs Davis: I'm sorry, honey, but you know toys don't last forever.

[She put Woody on a shelf and she and Andy left the room. Woody unfreezes and gasps with dismay at that. Buzz, The Irelanders and the other toys look up and see this]

Rex: What happened?

Mr Potato Head: Woody's been shelved.

Rex: (gasps)

Mack: Oh, boy.

Aviva Corcovado: That's not good.

[Woody looks at his torn arm, lifts it and then lets it go and it falls down. Woody look out the window to see Andy get into the car]

Woody: Andy!

[The car drives off. Woody looks sad and let his legs dangle from the shelf. The other toys and Irelanders look up at him]

Slinky: Woody?

Bo Peep: Woody? Honey, are you OK?

[Woody pull his legs up out of sight. Bo and Buzz look at each other worriedly]

Connor Lacey: I hope he's alright.

Applejack: Me too, Connor.

Marco Polo: We better leave him alone for a while.

Chris Kratt: You got it.

[They went off to give Woody some time alone. Later, a boy riding a bike throw a newspaper at the house. Woody was asleep when the car pulls up outside the house. He wakes up and saw Andy jumping out and riding on a toy horse]

Andy: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo! Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!

Woody: He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back! He's back early from cowboy camp!

[The toys are playing cards and look up to Woody. Hamm was at the door and heard Andy's footsteps coming closer]

Hamm: Places, everybody! Andy's comin'!

[The toys scattered to their places and Woody freezes as Andy enters the room]

Andy: Yeah! (humming The Lone Ranger theme) Hey, Woody, did you miss me? Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up! Ride 'em, cowboy!

[Then he saw the rip in Woody's arm and his smile turns to a frown]

Andy: Oh. I forgot. You're broken. I don't wanna play with you any more.

[He drops Woody and he falls towards the deck of cards on the floor and as he hit them, he kept falling through the blue area until he went into a black circle and landed in a trash can. Woody looks around to see lots of broken toy hands and parts beside him]

Woody: (gasps) No! Andy! No! No, Andy, no! Andy! Andy! Andy!

[The toy parts grab Woody by the neck and drag him downward as Andy appears]

Andy: Bye, Woody.

Woody: No, no! Andy!

[Andy puts the lid on the bin, making it go black]

Woody: Aaaaaaaah! (pants)

[He wakes up from a nightmare and saw his rip arm around his neck. He move his arm with strain and hit some books on the shelf and dust spray up, making him cough. He then heard someone coughing and peep behind the books to see a squeaky toy penguin coughing up some dust]

Woody: Wheezy? Is that you?

Wheezy: Hey, Woody.

Woody: What are you doing up here? thought Mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago. Andy was so upset.

Wheezy: Nah. She just told him that to calm him down and then put me on the shelf.

Woody: Well, why didn't you yell for help?

Wheezy: Well, I tried squeakin'. But I'm still broken. No one could hear me. (he wheezes and coughs) Besides, the dust aggravates my condition.

[He coughs again and falls back into Woody's hand]

Wheezy: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away from here to there.

[Wheezy points to Andy's mom hammering a Yard Sale sign into the ground outside]

Woody: Yard Sale. (gasps) Yard Sale! (to the other toys and Irelanders) Yard Sale! Guys, wake up, wake up! There's a yard sale outside!

Buzz: Yard Sale?

Connor Lacey: What's so bad about a Yard Sale?

Woody: Sarge! Emergency roll call!

Sarge: Sir, yes, sir! Red alert! All civilians fall in position now! Single file! Let's move, move, move!

[The toys get into a single line and Buzz and Robot use a check list to see that all the toys are present]

Buzz: Hamm!

Hamm: Here.

Buzz: Potato Head, Mr and Mrs?

Mr and Mrs Potato Head: Here.

Buzz: Troikas. Check. Check, check, check, check.

Marco Polo: What's a yard sale?

Aviva Corcovado: A sale in which people sell things in their yards.

Mike Flood: What's got the toys so worked up about it anyway?

Dusk: Who knows?

Rex: I hate yard sales!

Buzz: Slinky.

[Then he heard footsteps coming towards the room]

Rex: Aaah! Someone's coming!

[They run and Woody hid Wheezy behind the books and froze