Tino Tonitini Says Aloha, Scooby-Doo!/Transcript

Here is the transcript of Tino Tonitini Says Aloha, Scooby-Doo!.

Opening/Exploring Hawaii
(A Warner Bros logo fades into a sunny day and we see an island and a title card saying "Tino Tonitini Says Aloha, Scooby-Doo!" as it goes through all of Hawaii and we now see a surfer on waves and we then see an island with surfers and tourists) (The surfer went past Manu, sending him spinning a bit) (Manu recovered before surfed around the blonde surfer, sending him tumbling into the wave as he screamed. The surfer came out underwater, coughing before he glared at Manu, who reached the shore as the tourists cheered him on. Soon, he reached his girlfriend, who embraced him joyfully) (Little Jim cracked a coconut open with his head and drank the milk from it) have any business here. (The blond surfer along with some other surfers came up to Manu, Snooki and Jim) (The group then headed off to do some more surfing as Manu glared after them before heading off, later the surfers were surfing then suddenly a rumble one of the surfer fell then Snooki’s gasped as smoke comes out of that volcano) (Little Jim gasps as smoke covers the sky then some unknown creatures were running through the forest and then bird were flyinng as the creatures came out of the forest Snooki’s gasps as more Came out and scares all the villagers running away towards the beach. Snooki’s gasps more as the creatures start getting on the villager, then a villager stops and sighs but then a creature jumps on and scream then more creatures keep terrorizing the beach then they both piled on Little Jim and bit his ear and Snooki runs) (Little Jim got the creatures off of him and ran towards Snooki to save her but trips as Snooki was taken away later Manu comes back and sees the beach was terrorized and sees Little Jim and helps him up) (Later we see two hang glider and it was Fred, Scooby, Shaggy, Alex and Ron who are ready to start hang gliding) (It shows the bottom of the forest as Scooby and Shaggy gulped) (He takes off in the sky) (The wind blows the hang glider taking Alex, Shaggy, Scooby and Ron with it as they scream) (They gulped and they whimper in panic)
 * Little Jim: Yeah, Manu! You show them, Manu! Yeah.
 * Snooki Waeawa: Yes.
 * Manu Tuiama: Hey, man. Chill out. Hang loose, bro.
 * Surfer: Get real, man. Just because you live here doesn't mean you own the ocean.
 * Manu Tuiama: Whoa!
 * Snooki Waeawa: (gasps)
 * Snooki Waeawa: Oh. Way to go, Manu. That was awesome. You're my big kahuna.
 * Manu Tuiama: Aw, Snooki.
 * Little Jim: Yeah, Manu! Manu, you're my big kahuna too. (laughs)
 * Snooki Waeawa: (giggles)
 * Little Jim: What's up with all these mainlanders anyway? The Big Kahuna of Hanahuna contest is supposed to be a local thing, man.
 * Manu Tuiama: Hey, do I look worried? I've got surfing in my blood. My ancestors have been riding these waves for generations.
 * Little Jim: (as he opens a pineapple before eating some of its insides) I still don't think those mainlanders
 * Manu Tuiama: No worries, Little Jim. The competition only makes me get more into my groove. I say, "Bring it on, baby."
 * Snooki Waeawa: Yeah.
 * Little Jim: I don't know, Manu. The island spirits won't like it.
 * Surfer: Spirits? Trying to scare us with your island-spirit mumbo jumbo won't help. You're going down this year, Manu. (to his fellow surfers) Let's hit the waves, dudes.
 * Hawaiian Villager: Look.
 * Little Jim: Snooki! Look out! (Snooki kept running but one of the creature got her foot)
 * Snooki: Get em off of me! (They grabbed her) Help! Help me! (Screaming)
 * Manu Tuiama: What happen? Where’s Snooki?
 * Little Jim: They took her! The Tiki spirits! The curse start the Wiki Tiki! (Manu was shocked)
 * Shaggy rogers: Like, I don’t mean to be picky, Fred, but are you sure you know what we’re doing?
 * Fred Jones: Of course. I read the instructions. Well, part of them anyway, now there is nothing to it. Just wait for a gust of wind and off you go!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, you got to be kidding me. The problem with being chickens, Scoob. Its the chickens dont fly!
 * Fred Jones: Thats it. You’ve got it. Now hang on.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Nnno problem, there. (They scream as they are out of control but they balance it and flew) I think we got it, guys.
 * Ron Stoppable: We're flying in style!
 * Shaggy Rogers: There was one thing I was wondering though?
 * Fred Jones: What’s that?
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, how do you land these things?
 * Fred Jones: I don’t know. I didn’t get that far in the instruction book.
 * Alex: Oh no.

(Later, we see Sam, Fluttershy and Clover are in the forest with Daphne and Velma) (Velma took a picture of the nene)
 * Velma Dinkley: Aha. Hold it. Hold it. Just stay right there, little fella.
 * Velma Dinkley: Look, Daphne. I got a shot of a rare nene.


 * Daphne Blake: Wow, cool!


 * Velma Dinkley: Ah.... This is the life, isn't it? Boy, it sure was neat of the Goha Aloha Company to let you try designing clothes.


 * Daphne Blake: I'll say.


 * Velma Dinkley: And this all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii sure is some perk.

are going to look super on my new swimwear line.
 * Daphne Blake: I know. I think these geckos

(Moments later, Velma and Daphne were at their truck, looking at the photos they took on Velma's laptop)
 * Velma Dinkley: (on seeing a gecko's eyes shaped almost like her glasses) Huh?
 * Daphne Blake: These digital pictures can be silk-screened right onto the swimwear. I hope Jared Moon from Goha Aloha likes my designs. (as she looks at the pictures) Jeepers. Some of these critters sure are weird-looking.

(Then Fred on the glider and then land perfectly) (Then they see Shaggy, Scooby, Alex, and Ron scream and crash land on the ground) (Then the car drive away through them) (The surfer drives away) (They get excited and the get in the rental vehicle and buckle up)
 * Velma Dinkley: Tell me about it.
 * Sabrina Spellman: But they are pretty nice.
 * Serena Tsukino: Here comes Fred now.
 * Fred Jones: Now that's what I call smooth sailing.
 * Lita Kino: Shaggy-kin! Are you all right?
 * Shaggy Rogers: (pop out of the leaves) Yeah, I guess us chickens can fly after all.
 * Fred Jones: Yeah, they just don't know how to land.
 * Alex: You need to read the whole manual, Fred.
 * Fred Jones: Got it.
 * Daphne Blake: Jeepers. For a tiny island, there sure is a lot of traffic.
 * Fred Jones: What the heck is going on?
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, where's everybody going?
 * Surfer: Anywhere but Hanahuna, that's where.
 * Daphne Blake: Hanahuna? That's where I'm supposed to meet the rep from Goha Aloha.
 * Kim Possible: And there is a surfing contest held there.
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Surfing contest? I am so there!
 * Human Applejack: I'm about to catch me a wave.
 * Velma Dinkley: The island guide gives Hanahuna an eight on its charm-o-meter.
 * Surfer: Yeah. Well, I give it a 10 on the it-creeps-me-out-meter. That Hanahuna is one spooky place. If you're heading for Hanahuna, you'd better hurry. The place is being overrun by evil tiki spirits. I'm so out of here.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Evil spirits? Like, you can count me out.
 * Velma Dinkley: Evil tiki spirits? I doubt that highly.
 * Tara Duncan: But what are the tiki spirits?
 * Fred Jones: Well, whatever it is, we'd better go check it out and pronto.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Let me get this straight. There may be something spooky going on on Hanahuna and you think we better go check it out. How about you send Scoob and me a postcard?
 * Fred Jones: Well, if you insist. But I wouldn't be surprised if over in Hanahuna we found some delicious macadamia nuts.
 * Scooby-Doo: Ooh. Macadamia nuts.

(The gang arrives at a Hawaiian village) (They go to the stand) (Shaggy and Scooby tasted poi and find it distasteful) (Then Shaggy puts hot sauce in the Poi before they tasted it) (The six then eat the rest of the bowls of Poi as the vendor spoke.) (The other woman glared at here) (She closes the stand)
 * Velma Dinkley: Why would anyone want to leave here?
 * Daphne Blake: Something must have really frightened them to make them want to move from such a beautiful place.
 * Miroku: Yeah, but what?
 * Shaggy Rogers: What's that stuff they're mashing?
 * Velma Dinkley: They're pounding taro into a unique Hawaiian food called poi. It was a staple in the diet of ancient Hawaiians.
 * Vendor: Would you like to taste it?
 * Alex: Let me try! Let me try! (She finds it distastefu)
 * Scooby-Doo: Mmm, yummy!
 * Vendor: We are making this special batch as an offering.
 * Fred Jones: An offering to who?
 * Vendor: Uh...
 * Vendor: Never mind. Please enjoy your stay. Aloha.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Now, that's what I call an island retreat.
 * Daphne Blake: Even the locals seem to be really spooked.
 * Velma Dinkley: Maybe those surfers were right. There could be something weird going on.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Can we just find out what's going on?
 * Daphne Blake: I'll bet the Goha Aloha guy, Jared Moon, will know.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Can we just find out what's going on?
 * Daphne Blake: I'll bet the Goha Aloha guy, Jared Moon, will know.

Meeting Manu Tuiama
(???)  (Manu glares at him) (Manu leaves angrily) 
 * Jared Moon: Beware of Hawaii's most terrifying spirit the scourge of the Pacific. Get your Wiki Tiki charms now.
 * Jared Moon: Don't wind up as a human sacrifice. Get your Wiki Tiki charms now. (Keeps getting money) That's it. Better safe than sorry. Folks, today only...
 * Velma Dinkley: This is your contact from Goha Aloha?
 * Fred Jones: Cool van. Not as styling as the Mystery Machine, of course.
 * Daphne Blake: Mr. Moon. I'm Daphne Blake. I was supposed to meet you.
 * Jared Moon: Oh, yeah. Right. The hot new Goha Aloha designer. The flavor du jour. Step into my office.
 * Daphne Blake: Your office?
 * Velma Dinkley: Um. Excuse me for saying so, but isn't it odd for a company rep to work out of a van down by the beach?
 * Jared Moon: Company car, sweetie. This little venture's something I'm doing on the side when I'm not moving and shaking with Goha Aloha. First thing you gotta learn about sales, sister: You gotta strike while the iron's hot. And these babies are H-O-T, hot.
 * Daphne Blake: Your office?
 * Velma Dinkley: Um. Excuse me for saying so, but isn't it odd for a company rep to work out of a van down by the beach?
 * Jared Moon: Company car, sweetie. This little venture's something I'm doing on the side when I'm not moving and shaking with Goha Aloha. First thing you gotta learn about sales, sister: You gotta strike while the iron's hot. And these babies are H-O-T, hot.
 * Velma Dinkley: Boy, business is booming, huh?
 * Jared Moon: Are you kidding me? I can barely keep these babies in stock. Once I sell my last batch, I'm out of here. And if you know what's good for you, you'll do the same.
 * Fred Jones: What are these things?
 * Jared Moon: Charms. Talismans. To ward off the Wiki Tiki.
 * Velma Dinkley: What exactly is a Wiki Tiki?
 * Jared Moon: Everyone on the island knows the Wiki Tiki is an ancient spirit who dwells on Mount Pulanana.
 * Shaggy Rogers: An ancient spirit?
 * Jared Moon: He's said to be 10,000 years old, give or take a day. And he must be appeased with a human sacrifice.
 * Fred Jones: Human sacrifice?
 * Manu Tuiama: I'm afraid so. Legend has it that long ago the people of this island would appease the Wiki Tiki by sacrificing one of their own into the volcano.
 * Fred Jones: Wait a minute! I recognize you from Surf Rider Magazine. You're Manu Tuiama, the big kahuna of Hanahuna. Wow!
 * Manu Tuiama: Surfing's not that important to me right now.
 * Little Jim: Yeah. How would you feel if your girlfriend had been kidnapped and was about to be thrown into a volcano?
 * Little Jim: Oh, sorry. But it's true. The Wiki Tiki sent its evil tikis as a warning. They came, and they took Snookie.
 * Daphne Blake: Are you sure she was kidnapped?
 * Little Jim: Well, Snooki's no rocket scientist, but she definitely knows her way around the island.
 * Molly Quinn: Now, Manu, Jared, Little Jim, if you keep up this silly Wiki Tiki local-legend talk of yours, you're bound to scare off these nice kids. Let me assure you, Hanahuna is 100 percent safe. You're more likely to get struck by lightning than become some silly sacrifice.
 * Little Jim: Well, Snooki's no rocket scientist, but she definitely knows her way around the island.
 * Molly Quinn: Now, Manu, Jared, Little Jim, if you keep up this silly Wiki Tiki local-legend talk of yours, you're bound to scare off these nice kids. Let me assure you, Hanahuna is 100 percent safe. You're more likely to get struck by lightning than become some silly sacrifice.
 * Molly Quinn: Oh!
 * Little Jim: I still say you should ban mainlanders from the surfing contest.
 * Molly Quinn: Now, now. You kids know that as your duly elected mayor who got 51 percent of the votes I have opened the contest to include everyone this year.
 * Manu Tuiama: Yeah, and now Snooki's going to be sacrificed to the tiki spirit.
 * Molly Quinn: Oh, Manu. You and your colorful island stories. Tiki spirits, sacrifices. What an imagination. I'm sure that you've heard that Hanahuna scored an eight on the island charm-o-meter. The charm-o-meter was my idea, you know.
 * Daphne Blake: Well, this tiki terror doesn't sound too charming.
 * Manu Tuiama: You don't get it. None of you do. This isn't some kind of joke. My Snooki's gone, and now we're all in danger.
 * Manu Tuiama: You don't get it. None of you do. This isn't some kind of joke. My Snooki's gone, and now we're all in danger.
 * Manu Tuiama: You don't get it. None of you do. This isn't some kind of joke. My Snooki's gone, and now we're all in danger.
 * Manu Tuiama: You don't get it. None of you do. This isn't some kind of joke. My Snooki's gone, and now we're all in danger.
 * Little Jim: Manu is right. We must not ignore the warnings of the great and mighty Wiki Tiki. (leaves) Manu! Wait up!
 * Daphne Blake: Oh, poor Manu.
 * Ron Stopabble: I feel bad for him.
 * Molly Quinn: Look, another rainbow. It's a paradise here in Hanahuna, isn't it?
 * Velma Dinkley: If it's such a paradise, then why is everyone leaving?
 * Fred Jones: Yeah. They sure seem scared of something.
 * Jared Moon: Terrified is more like it. And who wouldn't be terrified of the horrible Wiki Tiki?
 * Jared Moon: Terrified is more like it. And who wouldn't be terrified of the horrible Wiki Tiki?
 * Molly Quinn: But I do hope you'll stay for tonight's festivities.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, if it's all right with you, we'd rather not be human sacrifices.
 * Velma Dinkley: What kind of festivities?
 * Molly Quinn: Local realtors are sponsoring a wingding with some entertainment and free food.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, you just said the magic words.
 * Alex: I’m in.
 * Fred Jones: Well, gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands. And this time it's tiki-style.
 * Molly Quinn: Local realtors are sponsoring a wingding with some entertainment and free food.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, you just said the magic words.
 * Alex: I’m in.
 * Fred Jones: Well, gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands. And this time it's tiki-style.

Luau/The Story of the Wiki Tiki/Tiki Spirits Attack
(Later that we see a fire dancer scream and does fire dancing) (He shows three hula girls hula dancing as Fred smiles then Reuben comes to Fred with a pamphlet) (They continue to run happily and Reuben got them.) (Shaggy and Scooby get excited and they see the dessert) (They run to get it but Reuben stops them) (???) (???) (???) (???) (???) (A flashback starts, as Manu tells the story) (And spear has been thrown and out of the shadow, are the little creatures) (The tourist run for their lives.) (He runs from the tiki spiris)
 * Tourists: Whoa.
 * Velma Dinkley: Free food. Hmm. I wonder what the catch is.
 * Reuben Laluna: There's no catch. It's just my little way of saying welcome. And there's entertainment too.
 * Reuben Laluna: And a short presentation of an incredible real estate opportunity, Of course.
 * Velma Dinkley: Of course. (The two kids bumb Velma) Hey!
 * Reuben Laluna: And the kiddies won't wanna miss seeing our Mount Pulanana dessert, erupt with guava lava ice cream.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Oh boy.
 * Reuben Laluna: Uh-uh. Not yet. It's time to limbo!
 * Clover: Wow! Did someone say limbo?
 * Reuben Laluna: How low can you go?
 * Reuben Laluna: Now, that's low.
 * Molly Quinn: Wow, that's really low. We have a winner!
 * Molly Quinn: Don't you just love all this local island charm? Smile, now. People love politicians who love doggies.
 * Fred Jones: What's he saying?
 * Manu Tuiama: He's singing to the Wiki Tiki, begging him to spare Snookie.
 * Velma Dinkley: Has anyone actually seen this Wiki Tiki?
 * Manu Tuiama: You don't have to see him to know he exists.
 * Little Jim: Or to know that he's plenty angry.
 * Sakura Avalon: Angry?
 * Velma Dinkley: But why would the spirit be so angry? And at whom?
 * Little Jim: He's angry at the mainlanders for surfing our waves. That's whom. And maybe he's angry at those, who would spoil the island for their own personal gain.
 * Manu Tuiama: This isn't the first time the Wiki Tiki has spoken.
 * Velma Dinkley: What do you mean?
 * Manu Tuiama: In 1815, the Portuguese ship El Guerrero anchored off our shores. They came to discover new lands,but didn't realize, that their presence on our island would upset the tiki spirits.
 * Manu Tuiama: The moment the sailors set foot on the beach, the Wiki Tiki became enraged.
 * Manu Tuiama: And Mount Pulanana erupted.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Hey, I sure don't see any guava lava ice cream.
 * Velma Dinkley: An invasion is one thing, but a surfing contest is quite another.
 * Daphne Blake: I'd say this is one hypersensitive spirit.
 * Reuben Laluna: Good evening, folks. I'm your host, Ruben Laluna of Laluna Realty. Do you ever dream of having your own piece of paradise? Well, folks, that dream can be a reality. I want you all to take a moment and imagine yourself as part owner in the soon-to-be-constructed Coconut Beach Condominiums. Laluna Realty is changing the face of Hanahuna Bay. Nice, huh?
 * Reuben Laluna: Good evening, folks. I'm your host, Ruben Laluna of Laluna Realty. Do you ever dream of having your own piece of paradise? Well, folks, that dream can be a reality. I want you all to take a moment and imagine yourself as part owner in the soon-to-be-constructed Coconut Beach Condominiums. Laluna Realty is changing the face of Hanahuna Bay. Nice, huh?
 * Reuben Laluna: Good evening, folks. I'm your host, Ruben Laluna of Laluna Realty. Do you ever dream of having your own piece of paradise? Well, folks, that dream can be a reality. I want you all to take a moment and imagine yourself as part owner in the soon-to-be-constructed Coconut Beach Condominiums. Laluna Realty is changing the face of Hanahuna Bay. Nice, huh?
 * Reuben Laluna: Good evening, folks. I'm your host, Ruben Laluna of Laluna Realty. Do you ever dream of having your own piece of paradise? Well, folks, that dream can be a reality. I want you all to take a moment and imagine yourself as part owner in the soon-to-be-constructed Coconut Beach Condominiums. Laluna Realty is changing the face of Hanahuna Bay. Nice, huh?
 * What's happening?
 * Reuben Laluna: People. People. No worries. Don't panic.
 * Velma Dinkley: A unique perspective, considering a volcano has just exhibited characteristics of a stage-four eruption.
 * Reuben Laluna: Uh...
 * Molly Quinn: Ruben's right. That volcano is completely dormant. It says so in all our island brochures.
 * Mina Aino: Oh really?
 * Reuben Laluna: People. People. No worries. Don't panic.
 * Velma Dinkley: A unique perspective, considering a volcano has just exhibited characteristics of a stage-four eruption.
 * Reuben Laluna: Uh...
 * Molly Quinn: Ruben's right. That volcano is completely dormant. It says so in all our island brochures.
 * Mina Aino: Oh really?
 * Reuben Laluna: Folks, you don't get that back in Kansas. Now, that is a mountain view.
 * Woman: It's those horrid little Wiki Tikis again.
 * Daphne Blake: Oh no! Manu was right!
 * Reuben Laluna: But I have more slides.
 * Molly Quinn: Oh, my. Oh, dear. This is not happening. You with the video camera, turn that off. I can't have the media getting wind of this.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, why aren't you're legs moving, man!? Run!
 * Fred Jones: What on Earth are those things?
 * Shaggy Rogers: I don't know, and I don't want to find out.
 * Tino Tonitini: Run for your lives!
 * Lor McQuarrie: Can't you call Takato, Takuya and the other DigiDestined to help us! (Breaks the fourth wall) And why are there not here in our movie?!
 * Tino Tonitini: They're out of town, so is Britney. If they were here with us with Britney, this movie wouldn't be even more popular. They're hanging in Africa! (sees the little monsters) Dah!

(Then, Shaggy and Scooby are running until they see the ice cream come out of the volcano, and they eat the ice cream, as the tiki monsters jump down to get them, but they run into the box of fruit to hide. ???. Fred is running as the tikis chase him, and then Fred was standing on the hot coals, and jumps in burning mode.) (Shaggy and Scooby pop out of the canoe, scared) (Fred then accidentally knocks the surfboards, making the surfers angry)
 * Fred Jones: Oh! Oh! Ah! Hot! Hot!
 * Daphne Blake: Hey! Put me down, you freaky tikis.
 * Fred Jones: Hey!
 * Ruben Laluna: Those blasted Wiki Tikis are scaring everyone away.
 * Molly Quinn: Now, now, Ruben, like you said before, let's not panic.
 * Ruben Laluna: But people are moving out, not in. Real estate values are falling faster than a lead balloon. I'm ruined.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Boy, that really puts the "ow" in "luau."
 * Lita Kino: Are you okay, sweetie?
 * Fred Jones: Are you okay?
 * Daphne Blake: I'm fine, I think. But look at this. One of them dropped something.
 * Manu Tuiama: It's Snooki's puka shell necklace.
 * Daphne Blake: So those tiki thingies do have Snooki.
 * Sango: What were those things, Manu?
 * Manu Tuiama: Those are called "Hahona Lohavas." They are spirits that serve their master, the powerful Wiki Tiki spirit.
 * Little Jim: This is what we were talking about. Now do you believe us?
 * Manu Tuiama: Those are called "Hahona Lohavas." They are spirits that serve their master, the powerful Wiki Tiki spirit.
 * Little Jim: This is what we were talking about. Now do you believe us?
 * Fred Jones: If we're gonna find Snooki, we're gonna have to find this Wiki Tiki.
 * Velma Dinkley: This isn't adding up. I don't get it. Why would an ancient volcano spirit care about a surfing contest?
 * Cal: Maybe, he likes surfing and he think it's for hawaiians only.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Do you really think the Wiki Tiki's got her?
 * Velma Dinkley: I don't know.
 * Daphne Blake: How are we going to find this tiki terror?
 * Alex: How about we go to their god, and tell him to stop this?
 * Tish Katsufrakis: If we can get there. Anything else?
 * Fred Jones: Maybe we can get him to find us. I figure the best way is for me to join the surfing contest.
 * Velma Dinkley: But, Fred, you don't surf.
 * Daphne Blake: Well, lucky one of us does.

Looking for the Wiki Tiki/Wiki Tiki chase
(The next day we see a foot with pink nail polish and it was Daphne) (She continues to surf when her picture is taken) (We go to Velma on a boat) (They hear a noise) (Then they hear a sound and the shadow appears, and they mistakes it as the Wiki Tiki) (They get on a surfboard and puddle away) (Scooby paddles faster.) (That roar of the Wiki Tiki turned out to be a boar coming out of the bushes) (They begin to surf) (They continue to surf as they couldn't find the Wiki Tiki) (A menasing roar was hear and out of the wave came out the Wiki Tiki) 
 * Daphne Blake: Good thing I got a power pedicure for this practice run.
 * Tara Duncan: The Wiki Tiki is not here, how about you Lita? Seen him yet?
 * Lita Kino: No. Not here. But I see Shaggy surfing so well. Hey, Sabrina? How are things with you so far.
 * Sabrina Spellman: Nope. No sign of him anywhere. How about you Tino? Any sign of the Wiki Tiki?
 * Tino Tonitini: Nope, not here either. How about you, Kagome?
 * Kagome Higurashi: No, Tino. Inuyasha and I look and looked but no sign of him.
 * Inuyasha: Besides, if we see this so-called spirit. I'll slice him to bits.
 * Velma Dinkley: No sign of him so far. How about you, Fred?
 * Fred Jones: Not yet. How about you, Shaggy? Seen anything?
 * Shaggy Rogers: No sign of any spooky spirits here. So far, so good. Over and out. There's nothing like Hawaiian shaved ice, huh, old buddy?
 * Shaggy Rogers: Whoa, excuse yourself, Scoob.
 * Scooby-Doo: Who, me?
 * Serena Tsukino: Uh Shaggy. That's not Scooby.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, it's time to skedaddle, guys. It's the Wiki Tiki!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Faster, Scoob!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Now, that's what I call dog paddling. I think we lost him, Scoob.
 * Shaggy Rogers: False alarm. But as long as we're out here, what do you say we catch some wave-a-ree-no?
 * Shaggy Rogers: Look, Scoob! I'm hanging 10!
 * Lita Kino: You go, Shag. That’s my boyfriend!
 * Scooby-Doo: Shaggy, me too!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Oh, man! Like, you're hanging 20!
 * Sparrow: I don't see him. Do you Fred?
 * Fred Jones: There's still no sign of him. The sun's going down. We better call it a day.
 * Velma Dinkley: You're right. I don't see any sign of him either. How about you, Shaggy? Shaggy.
 * Shaggy Rogers: It's the Wi-wi-wi
 * Scooby-Doo: Wiki Tiki!
 * Velma Dinkley: Say cheese.
 * Daphne Blake: Where'd he go?
 * Fred Jones: I don't know. He just disappeared.
 * Kim Possible: No way.
 * Velma Dinkley: He's gotta be here somewhere.
 * Daphne Blake: There's something familiar about this tricky tiki but I can't put my finger on it.
 * Fred Jones: Well, we can't stand by and just let this Wiki Tiki terrorize Hanahuna. There must be a way to track him down.
 * Velma Dinkley: Come on, gang. Let's go back to the hotel.
 * Fred Jones: Well, we can't stand by and just let this Wiki Tiki terrorize Hanahuna. There must be a way to track him down.
 * Velma Dinkley: Come on, gang. Let's go back to the hotel.
 * Velma Dinkley: Come on, gang. Let's go back to the hotel.

Back at the hotel
(Then force pulls down on him) (Shaggy and Scooby changed their minds)
 * Fred Jones: Hey, look, a note. "Begone." Must be some kind of weird Hawaiian word. I wonder what it means.
 * Daphne Blake: It's "begone," as in "scram," "beat it" or "leave."
 * Shaggy Rogers: Good thinking.
 * Velma Dinkley: By the looks of the ancient Hawaiian markings on this spear, my guess is it's from our friendly neighborhood Wiki Tiki spirit.
 * Daphne Blake: It's a warning.
 * Fred Jones: Or a threat!
 * Ron Stoppable: How are we a threat?
 * Shaggy Rogers: Consider us warned. I say let's get the heck out of here!
 * Scooby: Yeah.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Yikes! It's him! It's the Wiki Tiki!
 * Raye Hino: You idoits! That's just a trash can shaped like a totem!
 * Inuyasha: Me tackle him.
 * Kagome Higurashi: Inuyasha, sit!
 * Molly Quinn: Why, aloha. I see you kids are enjoying yourselves on our little island paradise.
 * Daphne Blake: Um, I guess so. Except for one little problem.
 * Shaggy Rogers: That's, like, not so little.
 * Molly Quinn: Oh, okay, I know! It's horrible, simply horrible. Somebody's got to do something, and soon or our little town is going to go right from the 10-best to the 10-worst list. And I'll have to go back to selling shoes.
 * Daphne Blake: Shoes? Well, at least it's not all bad.
 * Fred Jones: There must be some way we can find out more about the Wiki Tiki.
 * Kim Possible: And to save the surfing contest.
 * Molly Quinn: Would you stop saying "Wiki Tiki"? "Wiki Tiki" this and "Wiki Tiki" that. It's driving me crazy!
 * Fred Jones: Sorry.
 * Manu Tuiama: You could go see Auntie Mahina. Some say she's lived on the rainy side of the island for over a hundred years.
 * Irma Lair: Auntie who now?
 * Little Jim: She's a medicine woman. A jungle visionary. It's said that she knows most and sees most.
 * Molly Quinn: Dollars to doughnuts, she'll know something about the Wiki Tiki.
 * Daphne Blake: If this Auntie Mahina can help us learn more about the Wiki Tiki we'd sure like to meet her.
 * Manu Tuiama: That won't be easy. She's very mysterious. Very reclusive and lives in the deepest, darkest jungle. She doesn't like to be disturbed.
 * Shaggy Rogers: If it's the same to you Scooby and I'll stay here and keep watch.
 * Little Jim: But she does make one mean macadamia-nut pie.
 * Shaggy Rogers: If it's the same to you Scooby and I'll stay here and keep watch.
 * Little Jim: But she does make one mean macadamia-nut pie.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Well, on second thought.
 * Fred Jones: Manu, could you take us to her?
 * Manu Tuiama: I can't make any promises, but I'll do what I can.

Exploring/Manu gets captured
(In the morning, the gang ride in a rental car to go to Auntie Mahina's place) (Shaggy and Scooby are in the back set, as Shaggy plays the guitar) (Everyone laughs as Fred sulks) (He sees a mango) (He and Scooby started eating the mango from the trees, and then Scooby accidentally takes a lizard) (Then the lizard hissed at Scooby_   (Then he hears a sound from the bushes) (Shaggy and Scooby got scared)    (They go back to find Manu, until they hear him scream and then a menacing roar, and they run to Manu's location)   (They go north)
 * Manu Tuiama: Great rental, Fred. But I'm not sure about the colors.
 * Fred Jones: Works for me.
 * Manu Tuiama: I really appreciate all you're doing to help me find Snookie, especially given the danger.
 * Fred Jones: Danger is my middle name.
 * Velma Dinkley: I though it was Herman.
 * Kim Possible: Your middle name is Herman?
 * Velma Dinkley: You know, it seems to me that there are at least two people who could possibly benefit from the Wiki Tiki.
 * Fred Jones: Well, that Jared Moon guy sure is making a killing selling charms.
 * Sango: What about Little Jim, he's the same size as the Wiki Tiki.
 * Velma Dinkley: What about that realtor, Ruben Laluna? If he has his sights set on acquiring property, what better way than to scare people, so they sell?
 * Manu Tuiama: Turn right. Up there.
 * Daphne Blake: But there's no road.
 * Manu Tuiama: We can't let that stop us.
 * Fred Jones: All right, everybody. Hold on to your hats!
 * Fred Jones: All right, everybody. Hold on to your hats!
 * Fred Jones: All right, everybody. Hold on to your hats!
 * Shaggy Rogers: This jungle-trekking is making me hungry.
 * Velma Dinkley: Everything makes you hungry.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Wow. Now that I think of it, you're right. And that reminds me, I'm starving.
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​Hmm. A mango.
 * Scooby-Doo: Yummy.
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​Big, ugly lizard!
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​Same to you, pal.
 * Manu Tuiama: This is it. We walk from here.
 * Carver Descartes: All the way there?!
 * Tish Katsufrakis: What if we get lost?
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Don't worry, I'm sure Manu knows where she lives. I hope.
 * Fred Jones: How much further?
 * Manu Tuiama: Auntie Mahina lives at the base of Monkey Mountain, just north of here.
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​Man, like, this would be one horrible place to get lost in.
 * Manu Tuiama: No problem. You're not gonna get lost as long as I'm around.
 * Manu Tuiama: Shh! Did you hear that?
 * Fred Jones: Hear what?
 * Manu Tuiama: It's him.
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​You mean?
 * Manu Tuiama: Yes. The Wiki Tiki. Run!
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​The tiki!
 * Fred Jones: Hey, what are you doing?
 * Manu Tuiama: Keep going! I'm going to do what has to be done and get my Snooki.
 * Daphne Blake: ​​​​​​​Manu, no! You can't go alone.
 * Fred Jones: Manu!
 * Daphne Blake: Manu?
 * Daphne Blake: He's gone.
 * Human Fluttershy: What happened to him?
 * Fred Jones: It looks like the Wiki Tiki took him. Just like Snookie.
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​Can we go back to the hotel now?
 * Daphne Blake: We've got to try and find Manu.
 * Fred Jones: And Snooki.
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​I was afraid you were gonna say that.
 * Kim Possible: We have no other choice, Shaggy.
 * Sabrina Spellman: Yeah, and that is to find the Wiki Tiki and get Manu and Snooki out of there.
 * Velma Dinkley: The question is, how are we going to find him? This jungle is just too dense.
 * Fred Jones: Hey, I'll bet Auntie Mahina will know.
 * Velma Dinkley: Manu said she was just north of here, but which way is north?
 * Daphne Blake: Easy.
 * Fred Jones: Uh, Daphne, what are you doing?
 * Ron Stoppable: Like She always does.
 * Daphne Blake: ​​​​​​​I'm checking my hair.
 * Velma Dinkley: Not to be the master of the obvious, but, Daphne, you always check your hair.
 * Daphne Blake: No, silly. I'm seeing which way it blows. I can tell which way the wind is coming from. Since the prevailing winds are from the north here, that means north is that way.
 * Shaggy Rogers: ​​​​​​​Wow.
 * Lor McQuarrie: Impressive, Daphne.
 * Lor McQuarrie: Impressive, Daphne.

Walking across the bridge/At Auntie Mahina's house/Back at town
(They continue to walk across the forest, until they come across a bridge.) (But to town, the people of Hanahuna are leaving the town) (He drives away) (He goes inside, his office and switched the sign to "We're closed". And we cut to Town Hall)
 * Shaggy Rogers: Don't worry ol' buddy, I'm coming!
 * Lita Kino: Me too.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Don't worry ol' buddy, I'm coming!
 * Lita Kino: Me too.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Don't worry ol' buddy, I'm coming!
 * Lita Kino: Me too.
 * Reuben Laluna: People, people, be reasonable. This is no time to be running scared.
 * Hawaiian dude: I won't stick around and risk becoming a human sacrifice. This is a perfectly logical time to run scared.
 * Reuben Laluna: Oh... It's over for me.
 * Molly Quinn: As your elected mayor of the funnest little town in Hawaii, I assure you we are doing everything in our power to make sure Hanahuna remains safe and secure for tomorrow's surfing contest, which will proceed as planned. To help calm everyone down, I have some "Vote Molly" buttons, which I think are darling.
 * Little Jim: Where's Manu?

Going to the Wiki Tiki's Lair
(At the mountains) (They continue to search for the lair of the Wiki Tiki) (Daphne steps on a rock and falls over a hidden door) (They enter) (They walk through the cave, when Shaggy and Scooby looked at the curved pictures, an then they see a curving of people falling into a totem's mouth, that scared them, and they bumped into a a skeleton which tries to fall on them, and they run to the gang.) (Scooby sees something on the ceiling and gets scared) 
 * Fred Jones: Okay, we all saw the Wiki Tiki enter the lagoon and then disappear.
 * Daphne Blake: So the entrance to his lair has got to be here somewhere.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, I vote we bag this and just hang around the hotel until the all-you-can-eat buffet opens.
 * Fred Jones: Come on, Shaggy, where's your sense of adventure?
 * Shaggy Rogers: Back at the hotel.
 * Lita Kino: Don’t be afraid, Shaggy kins.
 * Salem Saberhagen: It'll be fine. Trust me. We'll find his lair get Manu and Snooki out of there and walla. No human sacrifice.
 * Daphne Blake: We have to find the Wiki Tiki before the contest tomorrow.
 * Fred Jones: Hey, wait a minute. I'll bet the entrance to the Wiki Tiki's lair is hidden behind that waterfall.
 * Sci-Twi: I think you're right. What do you think, Velma?
 * Velma Dinkley: Hmm. Obvious, yet highly effective if you're right.
 * Shaggy Rogers: There's nothing here, but rocks, rocks, and more rocks.
 * Ron Stoppable: And rock stairs.
 * Fred Jones: Yeah, you're right.
 * Fred Jones: Let's get out of here.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Yeah, okay.
 * Daphne Blake: Jeepers! I found it.
 * Velma Dinkley: The entrance to the lair of the Wiki Tiki.
 * Fred Jones: Way to go, Daphne. You found our ticket in.
 * Velma Dinkley: The entrance to the lair of the Wiki Tiki.
 * Fred Jones: Way to go, Daphne. You found our ticket in.
 * Shaggy Rogers: I just hope it's not a one-way ticket.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Fred, could I make a suggestion?
 * Fred Jones: Let me guess. You wanna leave and never come back
 * Shaggy Rogers: Wow, groovy. It's like you read my mind.
 * Lita Kino: Don't be scared, Shaggy-kins, stick with me and you'll be okay.
 * Fred Jones: Now, everyone stick together.
 * Fred Jones: Now, everyone stick together.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Scooby-Doo?
 * Scooby-Doo: Rats.
 * Shaggy Rogers: "Rats?"
 * Velma Dinkley: Uh-oh. Pteropus. Otherwise known as bats.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Don't worry Scoob. They can't even see us. Haven't you ever heard the expression "blind as a bat"?
 * Sci-Twi: Actually Shaggy, most bats see will, depending on echo location to navigate in the dark.
 * Sam: And they’re harmless.
 * Fred Jones: Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
 * Sam: And they’re harmless.
 * Fred Jones: Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
 * Fred Jones: Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
 * Fred Jones: Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
 * Fred Jones: Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
 * Fred Jones: Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
 * Alex: We're trapped!
 * Shaggy Rogers: We're doomed! DOOMED!!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Hey, Scooby found a way out.

Found Snooki/Snoookie gets captured
(They go to totems to be sheilded) (Velma shows a box of Scooby Snax but with macadamia nuts) (Now, Shaggy and Scooby think about it. And we go to the Wiki Tiki roaring until Shaggy and Scooby comes out in their Hawaiian outfit with a ukelele)
 * Fred Jones: Snooki wait!
 * Fred Jones: Stay back!
 * Fred Jones: Or not.
 * Clover: Take cover!
 * Cal: What are we going to do?
 * Fred Jones: I got a plan. Shaggy, we need you and Scooby to distract the Wiki Tiki!
 * Shaggy Rogers: What?! Are you crazy?! (looks out there) Like, no way man! Nah-uh! We're not going to be Wiki Tiki bait, and that's final!
 * Velma Dinkley: Not even for a Scooby Snack?
 * Scooby-Doo: Uh-uh.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Nope.
 * Velma Dinkley: How about a macadamia-flavored Scooby Snack.
 * Lita Kino: Shaggy-kins. Please do this. Do it for me.

The Discovery

 * Shaggy Rogers: Shh. You'll wake them up, they're sleeping.
 * Fred Jones: Wow, check it out!
 * Daphne Blake: This is hardly what I call ancient Hawaiian decor.
 * Sabrina Spellman: Tell me about it.
 * Velma Dinkley: They're not sleeping, they're just turned off.
 * Hahona Lohavas: Wiki Tiki! Wiki Tiki!
 * Daphne Blake: Wow. They're nothing but little robots.
 * Clover: They’re robots?
 * Sam: And I believe the Wiki Tiki we're dealing with is actually a fake.
 * Inuyasha: Huh?
 * Tara Duncan: How did you know?
 * Sam: Think guys, if it was real, it would be affected by Auntie Muhina's amulet. But it wasn't.
 * Tino Tonitini: You're right. It didn't have any effect on the Wiki Tiki.
 * Salem Saberhagen: So I guess this Wiki Tiki business was a hoax to scare everyone away.
 * Sango: The question is why?
 * Kagome Higurashi: And who would do such a thing?
 * Tara Duncan: How did you know?
 * Sam: Think guys, if it was real, it would be affected by Auntie Muhina's amulet. But it wasn't.
 * Tino Tonitini: You're right. It didn't have any effect on the Wiki Tiki.
 * Salem Saberhagen: So I guess this Wiki Tiki business was a hoax to scare everyone away.
 * Sango: The question is why?
 * Kagome Higurashi: And who would do such a thing?

Unmasking the Wiki Tiki
(Velma unmasks the Wiki Tiki, revealing to be Manu) (Everyone was shocked, and Snooki run to him) (The flashback starts in the jungle) (Another flashback, with the Tiki spirits attacking the people, with Snooki controlling them) (Back to the gang) (Little Jim arrives) (Molly shows up with the trophy) (He gets the trophy) (Scooby does a hang loose pose as Manu and Snooki are taken away by the police) (Shaggy and Scooby eat the nuts) (Shaggy and Scooby are surprised)
 * Shaggy Rogers: Hey Scooby-Doo, you'd wasted the Wiki Tiki! You were like totally radical, Scoob.
 * Fred Jones: Way to go, Scooby!
 * Lita: You were awesome too, Shaggy kins.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Thanks, Lita, baby.
 * Sabrina Spellman: You really aced that surf guys.
 * Clover: You dude just totally hit the waves.
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that was totally awesome!
 * Daphne Blake: Now the question is: Who is the Wiki TIki?
 * Fred Jones: I think it's Ruben Laluna.
 * Shaggy Rogers: How about that weirdo, Jared Moon?
 * Ron Stopabble: How about that big Little Jim.
 * Lor McQuarrie: Or it should be Molly Quinn.
 * Daphne Blake: If you ask me, it's that color-clashing Auntie Mahina.
 * Velma Dinkley: All very educated guesses, but all incorrect. Did anybody happen to notice what a rad surfer the Wiki Tiki is? Ask yourselves one question: Who's the best surfer around these parts?
 * Everyone: Manu?
 * Snooki Waeawa: Manu!
 * Fred Jones: Snooki?
 * Snooki Waeawa: Manu, baby are you alright?
 * Clover: Manu and Snooki we're behind this? This doesn't make any since! I am confused.
 * Chloe Flan: Can somebody please explain what's going on?
 * Sam: Allow me and Velma to explain.
 * Velma Dinkley: Manu wasn't kidnapped. He only wanted us to think he was kidnapped. To discourage us from solving the mystery, Manu faked his own kidnapping.
 * Velma Dinkley: You were right about it being a real estate scam, Fred. But it wasn't Ruben. It was Manu and Snooki doing the scamming. Manu knew all the local legends and was pretending to be the Wiki Tiki in order to scare off the locals and buy their homes for pennies on the dollar. I checked the county registrar online, and all the properties sold recently were bought by Pamela Waeewa a.k.a. Snooki.
 * Velma Dinkley: Who also happens to have degrees in rocket science and robotics.
 * Sam: She used the robotic Tiki spirits to scare of the tourists so she and Manu by the land cheap.
 * Fred Jones: So she is a rocket scientist.
 * Daphne Blake: Until she decided to team up with her boyfriend for this little scam.
 * Clover: That explains the real estate sign and surfboard.
 * Tara Duncan: Oh I get it, only a surfer can do stuff like that.
 * Will Vandom: And how the Wiki Tiki surfed so good.
 * Clover: And how the Wiki Tiki’s physique look just like Manu’s.
 * Sam: Exactly.
 * Little Jim: Manu, how could you do this to your own people?
 * Manu Tuiama: Sorry, Little Jim. I needed the dough. Being the Big Kahuna of Hanahuna doesn't exactly bring in the big bucks.
 * Snooki Waeawa: All Manu and I have ever wanted to do was surf. We were gonna make a killing on the property.
 * Manu Tuiama: Yeah, and then rake in the dough and ride the waves into our golden years. And our plan would have worked if not for you meddling mainlanders.
 * Fred Jones: Sorry, Manu. But it looks like you're gonna be kicking back plenty behind bars.
 * Alex: And to learn crime never pays.
 * Manu Tuiama: Well, at least I'm still the Big Kahuna of Hanahuna. No one can take that away from me.
 * Molly Quinn: Not so fast, Manu.
 * Molly Quinn: As mayor of this fine town, I am proud to announce that this year's trophy for the Big Kahuna of Hanahuna Surfing Contest goes to... Scooby-Doo.
 * Scooby-Doo: Who? Me?
 * Tino Tonitini: Wow. Good job, Scooby.
 * Tara Duncan: You're the best.
 * Kim Possible: Serves you right to terrorize Hawaii, Manu.
 * Manu Tuiama: A dog? I lost to a dog? No way!
 * Molly Quinn: And along with the trophy, our grand prize of... a year's supply of macadamia nuts!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Did you hear that, old buddy? Macadamia nuts.
 * Scooby-Doo: Yum-yum.
 * Molly Quinn: I want to thank you for all you've done and to show our appreciation, I want to give you each a button. (she gives the hero each button) Oh, and invite you to tonight's luau.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Did someone say "luau"?

The Hawaiian celebration/Ending
(Later that night at the luau) (The movie ends)
 * Molly Quinn: Thanks to you kids, Hanahuna Bay went up one notch on the charm-o-meter.
 * Ruben Laluna: All the property Manu and Snookie bought will be returned to the original owners. One other thing: If you ever want some beachfront property, here's my card. Look me up.
 * Fred Jones: Thanks, Mr. Laluna, we will.
 * Jared Moon: Good news, Daphne. The Goha Aloha company loved your designs and wants to buy them.
 * Daphne Blake: Gee, thanks, Jared.
 * Jared Moon: And I want you to have this, compliments of the house.
 * Daphne Blake: Wow, my very own tiki charm.
 * Auntie Mahina: Well done, kids. The real ancient spirits of Hawaii are in your debt.
 * Tino Tonitini: Now this will be the greatest Hawaii vacation ever. Later days!
 * Scooby-Doo: Scooby Dooby-Doo! Aloha.
 * Daphne Blake: Wow, my very own tiki charm.
 * Auntie Mahina: Well done, kids. The real ancient spirits of Hawaii are in your debt.
 * Tino Tonitini: Now this will be the greatest Hawaii vacation ever. Later days!
 * Scooby-Doo: Scooby Dooby-Doo! Aloha.
 * Tino Tonitini: Now this will be the greatest Hawaii vacation ever. Later days!
 * Scooby-Doo: Scooby Dooby-Doo! Aloha.
 * Tino Tonitini: Now this will be the greatest Hawaii vacation ever. Later days!
 * Scooby-Doo: Scooby Dooby-Doo! Aloha.
 * Scooby-Doo: Scooby Dooby-Doo! Aloha.