Thread:Stu-art McMoy .5/@comment-24372400-20180331210359/@comment-24372400-20180331232911

(gets a glass of water) Okay, okay. [takes a sip] Ah! Now that's much. [door knocks] Who is it?

Mysterious man: Speciali delivery for the geeks of Star Wars!

Me: Must be our tickets to Infinity War! [runs to the door and opens it and shows...]

You: Ah! Darth Maul!

Darth Maul: Let's have a little chat just the three of us. [grabs our shirts]

Me: [breaths deeply] Now, Maul. We can explain. [he pulls us out and beats us up]