Pooh's Adventures of Something

Pooh's Adventures of Whore  is a 1991 British-American drama film directed by Jonathon Hills and starring Theresa Russell (they were not related). The screenplay by Hills is based on David Hines' 'prize-winning monologue, Bondage. While not a financial success grossing a little over $1 million, the film did attract some positive notices, and generated an unrelated sequel, a 1994 film Whore II.

Plot
Pooh is a Los Angeles street prostitute. The audience first sees her attempting to get a customer on a busy downtown street near a tunnel. She addresses the audience directly on her life and problems throughout the film. When a van stops by, she gives it the brush off, recalling the last time she serviced a man in a van: it turned out there were several other men in the van, who gang-raped her and left her for dead. A passerby gives her his handkerchief and offers to take her to a hospital. She refuses, makes up a boyfriend story and asks for some money. She sends him the money back with a thank you note and a new handkerchief.

Pooh isn't merely attempting to get a customer, however: she is attempting to escape her pimp, Knuckles. Knuckles is a well-dressed, businesslike and extremely controlling man.

As Pooh stops off at a strip club for a drink, she explains how she ended up as she did: she was a small town girl, who married a violent drunk named Piglet(Frank Smith). Though they have a child together, she can no longer cope and leaves him, taking her son with her, as he's sleeping it off. She takes a job on the graveyard shift at a diner, and when a customer offers her more money to have sex with him, she decides, given her rather low pay, to take it. She does this independently for a time until she meets Knuckles, who takes her to LA. Though Knuckles does do some things for her (including getting her tattooed), he is ultimately as cruel as her husband, so she decides to escape from him.

A local homeless person/street performer named Ash Ketchum decides to treat Pooh to a movie. Though Ash Ketchum is a bit scary (his act involves walking on broken glass), Pooh agrees. At this point the scenes of Pooh and Ash Ketchum at the movie are intercut with Knuckles explaining his life to the audience, giving the impression that Pooh and Ash Ketchum are watching Knuckles's soliloquy.

After the movie, Pooh talks to the audience about her son, whom she clearly loves, though he's now in foster care. She finally gets a customer and services him. He has a heart attack, and Pooh panics, trying to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, without success. Knuckles happens along then. He takes Pooh's money and tries to rob the dead customer. When Pooh tries to stop him, Knuckles tries to strangle Pooh and threatens to put her son into gay prostitution, with Pooh retorting "I'll kill you first!". Ash Ketchum comes to the rescue, killing Knuckles. A grateful Pooh gives her thanks and walks away.

Cast

 * Theresa Russell as Pooh
 * Benjamin Mouton as Knuckles the Echidna
 * Antonio Fargas as Ash Ketchum
 * Jack Nance as Helpful passerby
 * John Diehl as Adolf Hitler
 * Danny Trejo as Tattoo artist
 * Ken Russell as my Mom

Production
The original play Bondage on which the film was based was written by a London taxi driver David Hines (b. 1945), who based it on a conversation with a local prostitute he drove.[3] The play was performed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Ken Russell wrote, "one day in London, Hines literally jumped out of his cab and stopped me in the street, to ask if I would write the screenplay; and make it into a film. I read the play and agreed to have a go." The play was about a British girl working in King's Cross, but Russell said, "No one in England wanted to know. So I had to go to America for the lolly. Now she's a Hollywood hooker on Sunset Boulevard. So why couldn't I get financed in the UK? The budget was low, the potential high, the risk minimal. Perhaps the subject was considered too sleazy for export. Maybe it could never have been shown on TV. Maybe my face doesn't fit in with the film establishment here."

Shooting
Lacking large studio support, the film was produced and distributed by Trimark Pictures. The film's small shooting budget is reflected in the choppy editing and production values. Presumably to save on crew expenses, Ken Russell is listed as camera operator in production credits (under the name Alf).

Russell adapted the play to the screen as an answer to the film Pretty Woman released at around that same time.

Ban in Ireland
In the Republic of Ireland, the film was banned on 9 August 1991.[5] The decision was upheld by the Films Appeal Board on 20 September, although an earlier appeal meeting held on 28 August failed to come to a decision. This postponed the Irish home release as well, due on the week of the failed appeal with 2,000 copies. The video distributor (National Cable Vision) submitted a tape to Sheamus Smith, who headed the Irish Film Censor Board at the time, for a reconsideration on home media – no evidence exists of whether or not this was successful.[6][7][8]

Release
The film achieved limited distribution in U.S. movie houses, mainly due to its NC-17 rating. It did not achieve critical acclaim, and quickly moved into pay-per-view and VHS release in R-Rated and Unrated versions. Whore was also released on video with the title If You Can't Say It, Just See It.[9]

An unrelated direct-to-video sequel, Whore II, was released three years later in 1994, written and directed by Amos Kollek. Coincidentally, a clip from Kollek's earlier film, High Stakes, is seen in Whore.