Pooh and Ash's Adventures of An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Ash's Adventures of An Extremely Goofy Movie.

Max realizes the truth

 * Referee: Take your positions. On your marks, get set... [Before the race could begin, Bradley takes out a remote, pushes the button and launches P.J. out of the X-Games. The referee blows his whistle.] False start! False start! Both teams back on point! Get back here!
 * Max Goof: Wait, hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy to the next state!
 * Bradley: Why, that is absurd. I did nothing of the sort. [Serena shows up]
 * Serena: Max! Max!
 * Max Goof: Serena, what are you doing here? You know it's prohibited to go on the track during a race.
 * Serena: I know but Max, you have to listen to me! Bradley has been lying to everyone all along! He tricked you into disowning your father! He lied about his win in the qualifying round weeks ago! He even tricked me into putting a rocket on Goofy's skateboard just so he can get a chance on winning this competition!
 * Max Goof: What?! [Ash's friends, Ttrak, Bugs, and Daffy gasp in horror]
 * Bradley: Lies!
 * Serena: Please, you must believe me!
 * Bradley: Don't listen to her! She's hysterical!
 * Ash Ketchum: No she's not! [walks to Serena to protect her] She's telling the truth, Max! Before the race, she told me about Bradley's plans of cheating in the X-Games and I believed her! [points to Bradley] You lied to her, Bradley! You tricked her into cheating in the qualifying round and you used her to break the Max's relationship with his father!
 * Bradley: Oh, did I? Well, deal with it! It was the only way to get a chance of winning the X-Games fair and square! Thanks to your precious girlfriend and Max's circus clown of a father, I'm finally getting what I wanted and they're no longer needed!
 * Max Goof: Circus clown? Oh, that's what my dad has been trying to tell me!
 * Bradley: Can we get on with the race, please? Wait a minute, uh, One, two... Oh, you don't seem to have enough team members now. Do you?
 * Ash Ketchum: That's a lie! You blasted P.J. out of the race so you can win the competition yourself!
 * Referee': Sorry, kid, but rules are rules. You have to be a full team or you'll forfeit to the Gammas.
 * Max Goof: Wait, that's unfair! We don't know anyone else! [Serena thinks for a second and gets an idea]
 * Serena: Wait a minute, Max! Yes we do! The only person we know is your father!
 * Brock: She is right. Goofy can fill in for P.J. because he's been in sports similar to this before.
 * Misty: But how are we going to get his attention? He's hardly out there.
 * Bugs Bunny: Eh, she does have a point there, doc.
 * Daffy: Hey, what about the jumbotron? We can contact him through there.
 * Ken Flark: Oh! It seems we have a little delay here, folks. Team 99's short a man and will be disqualified in less than one measly minute!
 * Ttrak: Quickly, Max! [Max pushes Ken aside and takes the microphone]
 * Max Goof: Dad, it's me Max. If you're out there.
 * Goofy: Oh my gosh! Maxie's in trouble!
 * Max Goof: Dad, relax. I'm not in trouble. It's just the team needs you. Everyone needs you. And most of all, I need you.
 * Goofy: You hear that? I gotta go help him! Good thing I always carry my lucky horseshoe. I'm comin' Maxie! [Goofy rams into the snack seller and gets bounced up in the air by the nursing tent]
 * Max Goof: Well, I wouldn't blame him if he didn't come.
 * Bradley: That's it. They're disqualified.
 * Referee: Nope, nope, nope. Not yet. There's still five more seconds.. four, three, two.. [Goofy crashes in between the Gammas and Team 99 and pops out of the hole.]
 * Goofy: Ah-yuck! [the crowd cheers]
 * Serena: He made it!
 * Ash's friends: Yeah, alright!
 * Bugs and Daffy: Hooray!
 * Ttrak: Yay! Goofy made it! Goofy made it!
 * Ash Ketchum: In your face, Bradley Uppercrust III!
 * Bradley: Hey, come on! No fair! He's too late!
 * Referee: Not by my watch, liar. [Max helps his father out of the hole]
 * Goofy: Son, about the last couple of weeks...
 * Max Goof: Dad, what do you say we take care of this race first?
 * Goofy: You got it!

Max saves Ash and wins the race/Three months later

 * Bradley: [Ash, Max, and Tank keep on racing] Tank, take me out! I will not be ignored. [takes out a remote] Nobody finishes this race but me!
 * Goofy: [gasps] Maxie!
 * Ash's friends: [gasps] He's got a remote!
 * Brock: Come on, guys. We've got to do something! [But before they can do anything, Serena's Fennekin runs off and starts chasing a butterfly unwittingly going on the track]
 * Serena: Hey, Fennekin, come back! Fennekin! Guys, I'll be right back. Fennekin! Stop! [Serena chases after Fennekin on the track, catching Chuck's attention]
 * Chuck: Uh-oh! What's this? Oh no! A little girl has run onto the racetrack! This could be a big mistake for her as she is unaware about the two teams heading towards her, folks! [Goofy goes to stop Bradley from activating the remote with a horseshoe]
 * Goofy: It's about staying focused on your goals! [throws the horseshoe and hits Bradley in the face. However, as Bradley falls flat, his head hits the button on the remote, activating the rocket under Max's skateboard]
 * Tanks: What the? [Max crashes into Tank and they both fly forward]
 * Ash Ketchum: Huh? [Ash turns and sees Max and Tank flying towards him. He panics and ducks down as they both end up crashing into the giant X-Games fabric and wire logo.]
 * Chuck: Oh, say it ain't so! [As Ash tries to find Max and Tank as it falls, but he sees Serena grabbing Fennekin on the track, realizing she is right in logo's path.]
 * Serena: Fennekin! [grabs it] Gotcha! Huh? [she looks up and sees the logo falling towards her.]
 * Ash Ketchum: [gasps] Serena! [skateboards towards her] Serena! [Serena couldn't move an inch and begins to panic as Ash gets to her as fast as he could.] Serena!
 * Serena: [she looks and sees Ash skateboarding towards her] Ash, no! Don't!
 * Ash Ketchum: [Ash pushes Serena to safety] LOOK OUT!!! [while doing so, the logo crashes on top of Ash. Ash's friends are completely shocked and frightened at what happened]
 * Goofy: NO!!! I'm comin' Maxie! [runs toward to logo as it starts to burn]
 * Brock: Come on! Let's go! [everyone follows, but Bradley gives a cruel grin at this, knowing he has a chance of winning]
 * Chuck: It's looking bad and it's not gonna get prettier, folks! [Serena struggles to stand up and sees that Fennekin is safe]
 * Serena: Fennekin, are you ok?
 * Fennekin: Fennekin.
 * Serena: Here, return. [Fennekin returns to her PokéBall]
 * Ash Ketchum: [in a weak voice] Help me. [coughs] Serena, help me. [Serena looks around, she sees Ash crushed underneath the X-Games logo and is terribly wounded. Her dear old friend is in grave peril.]
 * Serena: [gasps] Ash! [she runs to him, and as she bent down to help him, she sees his left arm severely broken and his shoulder is bleeding from the deep cuts it got from the wires] Oh no! Hold on! I'll get you out from under there! Then we'll get you some help from the hospital! [Serena tries desperately to pull him out. Max prepares to finish the race but notices Serena trying to pull Ash out. But Max runs to her, grabs her and carries her safely to the sidelines] Max, what are you doing? Let go of me! Ash is in trouble! He needs my help! Put me down!
 * Max Goof: [Max puts her down, but he stops her from going back on the track to retrieve Ash] No! Just stay here with the others. I'll go and get him, Serena.
 * Serena: But, Max, he's in terrible...
 * Max Goof: I know! I know. [sighs] But he's going to be alright. Just stay in the audience where you're safe and I'll bring him here to you. I promise, he will be ok.
 * Serena: You sure?
 * Max Goof: I'm sure. Now, stay here. I'll be right back. [skateboards back to the fallen logo so he can retrieve Ash]
 * Serena: Please be ok, Ash.
 * Brock: Serena!
 * Misty: Are you ok?
 * Daffy: Where's Ash?
 * Serena: I'm alright, but Ash is trapped under there! He's in terrible pain!
 * Everyone: What?!
 * Max Goof: [coughs] Ash! [kneels down where Ash is] Ash, are you ok? Ash! [Ash, who is barely alive, looks up and sees Max in front of him]
 * Ash Ketchum: [in a weak voice] Max, [coughs] please help me. [then passes out]
 * Max Goof: Hang on, little buddy. I'll get you out of here. [grabs some of the debris and tries to lift them up]
 * Goofy: Max, where are ya? [coughs] Where are ya, Max? Maxie! [slips on Max's skateboard]
 * Max Goof: Dad, help me lift this beam off of Ash! [Goofy and Max lift it up. As they're holding it up, Max reaches down and grabs Ash's shirt] Gotcha! [Max pulls Ash out safely. But as they are about to leave, some one else is trapped too] Ok, Ash. Let's go.
 * Tank: Help! Bradley!
 * Goofy: Who could that be?
 * Tank: Gammas, help me!
 * Max Goof: It's Tank!
 * Tank: Anyone! 9-1-1, baby!
 * Goofy: Gawrsh, it looks like he's in distress as well.
 * Max Goof: Let's help him out too, Dad. I'll go and give Ash to Serena and the others, you try to get Tank out.
 * Goofy: I'll try, Maxie. [Max skateboards off with Ash on his back while Goofy goes off to save Tank]
 * Max Goof: [runs out of the logo] Hold on, Ash. Your friends will take you to a hospital where they will give you proper treatment. And don't you worry about a thing with Bradley. I won't let him get away with what he did. This is my battle for now, kiddo. I'll go and win this race in honor of you. Consider this as a way of making up for what I've said to my dad weeks ago and for doubting your wisdom. Thanks so much for trying to set me straight and for rekindling my relationship with my dad. You're a great friend and I'm very proud of you. [skateboards to Serena and the others]
 * Serena: Ash! [Max hands him to her] Ash, are you ok?
 * Max Goof: It's ok. He's still alive. Get him to a safe area and call the hospital immediately.
 * Brock: Right, let's go everyone. [everyone leaves for the hospital as Brock carries Ash on his back]
 * Max Goof: I'll see you when this is over, Ash. Take care. [skateboards back to the logo to help his father save Tank] Dad, where are you? [coughs] Answer me!
 * Goofy: Maxie, over here son!
 * Tank: Dog boy! Am I glad to see you, sweetheart.
 * Max Goof: Hang on, Tank! Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank! [Goofy and Max struggle to lift the beam up, but some of the debris begins falling]
 * Tank: Come on! We're about to be baked Alaska here! [burning debris starts to fall]
 * Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's all over! [everyone gasps and Bradley sadistically skates past the scene of the disaster as he knows he will win the X-Games for himself. But out of the blue, Max, Goofy and Tank appear charred and alive] Wait a minute. I can't believe my eyes, folks! They are alive! [Bradley sees them and tries to outrun them]
 * Goofy: Go for it, son! [Goofy and Tank jump off and Max catches up to Bradley]
 * Tank: That's some kid you got there.
 * Goofy: You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore.
 * Max Goof: [As he skateboards, he takes a deep breath] This is for Ash. [Max catches up to Bradley at a fast pace]
 * Chuck: Oh, Team 99 is still in this race! Max Goof is making up the distance. He is taking the lead! Bradley's battling back as they come to the finish line. [Max crosses the finish line] Team 99 wins! Oh, I am stunned, folks! I just can't... I can't believe... I can't even finish my sentences. Oh my! What a day! [Max skates to the winning stand and the judges give him the X-Games championship trophy. A cheer leader walks up and kisses Max]
 * Max Goof: Ah-yuck! [Hiccups]
 * Goofy: Congratulations, son!
 * Bradley: Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.
 * Max Goof: The bet's off, Bradley. But I think you owe him something.
 * Tank: Brad! Hi, it's me, the guy ya let down.
 * Bradley: Hey, [chuckles] Tank, baby! Who loves ya, baby, huh?
 * Tank: You're goin' down like a four-cent pair of socks.
 * Bradley: You and me, baby, all the way! [gets scared and tries to escape, but Tank grabs him]
 * Tank: Oh! A vacancy at the Gamma house. Takin' applications.
 * Bradley: Okay, okay, let go of me, you big fat jerk!
 * Tank: Time to get on the last jet to nowhere! [slingshots him in the air]
 * Chuck: No, it doesn't look good now, folks. [Bradley crashes into the blimp and it starts to fly all over the place] It's like I'm in a bad dream, and it just won't quit.
 * Ken Flark: That's right, Chuck. [A hand with a remote appears and turns it off leaving a tiny white dot in the center. Then the dot then becomes a heart rate line beeping through the monitor at a hospital. It then shows Ash resting on his bed, hooked up to the IV, and recovering from his wounds. Serena sits by Ash's side as Brock, Misty, Bugs, Daffy, and Ttark stand and cry upon seeing Ash in critical condition]
 * Serena: [crying] Ash. [as she cries, she flashes back to the moment Ash saved her from getting hurt during the race. When the flashback ends, Max comes in.]
 * Nurse: He's right in here, Mr. Goof. Feel free to take as much time as you need.
 * Max Goof: Ok, thank you. [Max walks in the room] Hi, everyone.
 * Ash's friends: Hi, Max. [Max walks up to Serena and comforts her as she cries]
 * Serena: Oh, Max. I'm so sorry. If only I...
 * Max Goof: No, Serena. This was all my fault. I was the one who dragged your friend into this critical situation. Both you, Ash and my father knew about Bradley's cheating, and I completely disowned my father and doubted my friend because of that. None of this would've happened if I didn't realize Bradley would betray me this way. And I was so determined to get my father away from me and win the X-Games, that I completely lost sight of what was really important to me. I acted like a selfish jerk to both my father and my friends. Can you all forgive me for being so ignorant and selfish to you?
 * Brock: Why, of course we can.
 * Misty: You're still our friend, Max.
 * Bugs: Yeah, doc. And besides, we heard you won the race.
 * Daffy: Yeah! You were great!
 * Ttark: And by a nose too!
 * Max Goof: Thanks, everyone. Hey, Serena.
 * Serena: Hmm?
 * Max Goof: If I do remember correctly, Ash told me that you and he knew each other when the two of you were children. Am I right?
 * Serena: Well, yes.
 * Max Goof: If it's not too much to ask, can you tell us how you and Ash met?
 * Serena: Well, alright. It all started seven years ago on a really hot summer day in Pallet Town. We were enrolled in a summer camp lead by the town's regional professor, Samuel Oak. The summer camp was to help us understand the basics of Pokémon training and what we will be doing once we become trainers. Me and Ash were in two different groups. I was in the Bulbasaur group while Ash was in the Charmander group. He and I never talked to each other for the first four days of the camp because we were doing random activities. On the fifth day, my group was doing an activity in forest close to Professor Oak's lab. However, during the activity, I wandered off some where and ended up getting lost.
 * Everyone: [gasps]
 * Misty: No!
 * Serena: Yes. In fact, I was really scared that my group was no where to be seen. So, I started looking for them. But the more I looked, the more lost I became. I didn't know to do, until... [cuts to a flashback of Serena as a young child wondering through a forest]
 * Young Serena: Where is everybody? Where did you all go? [Something rustles in the bush and it startles Serena] Ahh! [she runs and trips over a tree root, scraping her leg. She becomes scared and hovers by the tree until a Poliwag pops out, looks at her, and hops away. Serena starts to cry.] I knew I didn't want to come to camp! I knew it! MOMMY!!!! [Just then, something else rustles the bushes. Serena becomes scared once more and continues to cry, wandering what it might be]
 * Young Ash: Poliwag? [Then, out of the blue, Ash as a young boy pops out, who is looking for the Poliwag until he sees Serena hovering by the tree] Hey, are you alright?
 * Young Serena: [opens her eyes and sees Ash for the first time] Huh?
 * Young Ash: Hi, I'm Ash. Who are you? [he notices her crying] What's wrong?
 * Young Serena: I hurt my leg. [Ash kneels in front of her]
 * Young Ash: Don't worry. See this? [takes out a blue handkerchief with PokéBalls on four corners] This will make it better. [Ash gets a little closer, wraps the handkerchief around her leg, and ties it in a tight knot] All done.
 * Young Serena: [tries to stand] Ow.
 * Young Ash: Now, watch this. [waves his hands around like he's doing a magic trick] Feel better, feel better right away!
 * Young Serena: [tries again to stand up] Ouch! It still hurts! I can't stand up! [Ash gets back up]
 * Young Ash: Don't give up 'til it's over, ok? [holds out his hand] Come on. [Serena felt hesitant, but she reaches her hand out. Ash takes her hand and lifts her up, making her fall into his arms. This action took Serena by surprise.] There you go. [giggles] I think we should be getting back to the campsite. Ok? Come on. [He then guides her out while holding her hand as Serena looks at him in wonder. The flashback ends as Serena gently rubs Ash's head with her hand as he recuperates]
 * Max Goof: Ash saved you during your first meeting?
 * Serena: Yes. Since then, he and I have known each other for a long time. And during our journey through the Kalos region, our bond with one another became stronger and stronger as something between us started to blossom. Like a cherry flower starting to bloom.
 * Bugs: [starts tearing up] That is the nicest story I've ever heard!
 * Daffy: [cries] You said it, pal! It's beautiful! [blows his nose through Bugs' ear. Misty, Ttark, and Brock hug each other as they cry tears of joy after hearing such a sweet story.]
 * Pikachu: [cries] Pika, Pi.
 * Max Goof: [Max sheds a tear as well.] Thanks for sharing that with us, Serena. It was beautiful. You really are a special friend.
 * Serena: [giggles] Sure.
 * Brock: To be young and in love. To be completely irrational. That's just like me. Sort of.
 * Misty: Serena, your devotion to Ash is really great.
 * Serena: Aww. Thanks, Misty. [but suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Ash starts to wake up]
 * Brock: Ash.
 * Misty: He's moving.
 * Ttark: He's waking up. [Ash wakes up and sees his friends standing in front of his bed]
 * Ash Ketchum: Hi, everybody.
 * Serena: Oh, Ash. [leans in and hugs him] You had us all worried.
 * Ash Ketchum: It's ok, Serena. I'm alright. I'm just happy that you and everyone else is here. [Pikachu jumps up and crawls under Ash's arm] Hi, Pikachu. Did you miss me?
 * Pikachu: Pikachu.
 * Max Goof: Ash...
 * Ash Ketchum: Hmm? Yes, Max?
 * Max Goof: I... uh, About what I've said to dad weeks ago,... Uh... I really didn't mean... Uh...
 * Serena: [giggles] Ash, I think what Max is trying to say is, "I'm sorry for the way I treated my and for doubting you throughout the X-Games."
 * Ash Ketchum: Really? You mean it, Max?
 * Max Goof: Of course I do. And besides, Officer Jenny and the college president saw what you did before your friends took you to the hospital. They were both impressed at your act of heroism and the entire campus is now honoring you as a hero.
 * Ash Ketchum: They are?
 * Max Goof: Yes. And Ash, thanks for being such a good sport and thank you for rekindling my relationships with my family and friends. And after hearing such a fantastic story from Serena on how the two of you met, I was truly touched at what you did for her. Your devotion to her is really great, and I am very proud of you. [Gives Ash a fist bump and Ash fist bumps him back]
 * Ash Ketchum: Thanks, Max. It means a lot to me. And you're a great friend too. Thanks for saving my life out there and congratulations on winning the College X-Games.
 * Max Goof: Hey, it was nothing, really. But you're welcome. You know, you're a great competitor and a very brave kid. We all think you're the greatest, Ash. [Everyone leans in and hugs Ash]
 * Ash Ketchum: Thanks everyone, but can you please be careful? I still feel a little sore. [everyone laughs. Three months after the X-Games, Max, Goofy, and all their friends spent most of the time visiting Ash in the college hospital, helping him recover from his wounds and provide him physical therapy after class. The beret girl who befriended Ash at the beginning provided a fundraiser to give donations to Ash in hopes for a speedy recovery with the help from Ash's friends, Ttrak, Daffy, and Bugs Bunny. During recovery, Ash sent a letter to his mother in Pallet Town, telling her he did his very best at the X-Games. Ash received a heroism medal from Officer Jenny and the college president for his heroic act of saving Serena's life in the race. As time went by, the semester ended.]