The Irelanders and Monsters vs. Aliens/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders and Monsters vs. Aliens.

[The film begins at the countryside of Modesto California where a realm portal has been opened]

[The Irelanders step out]

Iris (Lolirock): Whoa.

Chimchar: This must be a fine place to be.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Yeah.

Windblade (PWT): I could get used to this.

Connor Lacey: This is called Modesto. It's in California, America. It's very real back at my realm.

Menasor (PWT): Wow.

Jeremy Belpois: Let's get doing what we're here for.

[whirring]

Boy: Huh? [yelling]

[film burns]

[♪ The Buchanan Brothers: When You See Those Flying Saucers]

The Buchanan Brothers: ♪ You'd better pray to the Lord. When you see those flying saucers. It may be the coming of the Judgment Day. ♪

[beeping]

Ben: Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this one out. Palomar just picked it up. Looks like some type of UFO, and it's heading this way.

Jerry: How many times do I have to tell you this? UFO's don't exist and we're never gonna see...

Ben: Wow, its energy signiture is massive.

Jerry: Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do?! No one told us what to do! The only reason I took this job you never have to do anything!

Ben: Jerry, stop it. Let me caculate its impact point. Looks like, Modesto California.

Jerry: Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one! Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy!

[The Irelanders move to the house where Susan Murphy lives]

Ulrich Stern: Shall we?

Emissary: I believe we shall.

[Then, they heard some breathing and the slurping from a mysterious thing]

[The Irelanders look around for