Pre-show introduction

This is how the pre-show introduction goes in Ryan's and Crash's Adventures of Kung Fu Panda: The Emperor's Quest.

[The film starts at a theatre]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, guys. Great to see you.

Crash Bandicoot: G'day.

Matau T. Monkey: Welcome to the theatre, ladies and gents. It's showtime!

Bertram T. Monkey: Wow, this is gonna be epic!

Evil Anna: Hello? There will be some, like, music, magic and kung fu?

Evil Ryan: thought so. And where would Megatron be when I need him?

Megatron: Right here.

Bertram T. Monkey: Easy, Galvatron. You want Sunset for the show.

Megatron: I know. I'm her bodyguard.

Evil Anna: I hope he's not giving me fruit punch. I knew Sonata and I used too much grape juice.

[Evil Ryan sighs with Adagio]

Evil Ryan: It's not the fruit punch, it's us!

Bertram T. Monkey: But, the punch is good too when you think about it. And I am also Sunset's bodyguard.

Evil Anna: Yep.

[The lights suddenly went out]

Cody Fairbrother: Huh? Wait a second. Penguins?!

Skipper: Sorry, kiddo. Had a few technical difficulties.

Sean Ryan: Ugh! For the last time, Skipper. Not everything is spy work!

Conaria Lacey: And remind me and Codylight why is Galvatron on our side? He is a villain.

Crash Bandicoot: The Prime Megatron "was" a villain. Now he's a hero.

Orla Ryan: Like Ryan is when he saved me, my father and Oisin from our mom, Linda Ryan.

Ryan Tokisaki: You do know about this "Linda" girl, Orla.

Oisin Ryan: Yes. And remember when you pick up the skateboard at the yard sale in Connor's Toy Story 2 adventure?

Ryan Tokisaki: Yep.