The Story of Equinelantis

Here's how the story of Equinelantis goes in Equinelantis: The Lost Equestrian Kingdom.

[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses]

Patchy: Let's go! [honks his horn] Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should calm my jangled nerve. At least my dash-in hi-fi still works. [Patchy puts a cassette tape and puts in the radio, which breaks] The ultra-rare-back-on-track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new Thomas, Twilight, Brian Griffin, and friends' Amazing Escapades cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! [Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's CELL PHONE rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone] Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.

Potty: [squawks] Hey, Patchy, the new Thomas, Twilight, Brian Griffin, and friends' Amazing Escapades cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?

Patchy: Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?

Potty: Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage.

Patchy: You what?!!

Potty: Oh, calm down, beardy.

Patchy: Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! [Someone honks his horn at Patchy] Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my parrot! [to Potty] Sorry, potty. Just some land lubber. [Potty hangs up] Potty? Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. [Patchy closes his phone] Curse this traffic! [the traffic starts moving again] Oooooh! [Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area] Arrrrrrr, home at last. What the...? [his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them] Encino... it's gone. NO...!!! [Patchy cries] You know, kids, this reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you go check it out? Oh, Encino.