A New Hero Arrives, Enter the Red Whirlwind/Transcript

Here's the transcript for A New Hero Arrives, Enter the Red Whirlwind The short begins at, ???, ???. ???, ???. Eddy: Does your life stink like this guy's? ???, ???. Eddy: Not with this Thingamajig! ???, ???. Eddy: Stupefying, isn't it? But that ain't all a Thingamajig can do! ???, ???. Edd: (reads the script) There's more? (grins sheepishly) Eddy: A lot more! Average Joe? ???, ???. Ed: I have nowhere to sit! Eddy: No problemo, Joe! The Thingamajig here is the only thing you'll ever need! ???, ???. Edd: No pro-ble-mo! Eddy: It changed my life! Edd: Your good looks won't sell me that fast, mister! What's this gonna cost us hard-working stiffs? ???, ???. Mandi Bucksworth: Yeah, it better not costs a lot! Christine and Stacy Biskit: Yeah! Eddy: A techno-marvel like this could cost you up to a million bucks! But for the next five minutes, you can have it for one easy payment of twenty-five cents! Justin: ???, ???. Butch: ???, ???. Jenny: Me too! ???, ???. ???, ???. Rolf: Rolf's yams inflate with glee at this thingamajig! Sarah: Let's go try it, Jimmy! Jimmy: Gee whillikers, Sarah, this Thingamajig rocks my socks! ???, ???.