Saving Ultra Magnus (Transcript)

Here is the transcrit of Saving Ultra Magnus.

One day, Ultra Magnus is on a scouting mission.

Ultra Magnus: Well, no signs of Energon here.

But then, two Predacons attacked.

Ultra Magnus: What is the meaning of this?!

Razorwing: I am Razorwing.

Slash-Claw: And I am Slash-Claw.

Ultra Magnus:(transforms and drives of too evade them)

Razorwing: No you don't!

They create a fire to block his path.

Slash-Claw: We've got you now.

Ultra Magnus tries to call for back up.

Razorwing: I don't think so.

Meanwhile, in Canterlot.

Princess Yuna: So where are we going?

Hiro: I'm introducing you to your newest friends. Ah, there's one of them.

Miralight is chasing butterflies that appear to be shining in the sunlight.

Princess Yuna: What sort of butterflies are those?

They see her father, apparently directing the butterflies with his horn.

Hiro: He's controlling the butterflies, but his horn isn't glowing.

Mirage the Illusionist:(in Hiro's mind) That's because they are figments of my imagination.

Hiro: Huh?

Mirage the Illusionist:(turns to them) It's called an illusion. One of my favorite.(deactivates the illusion)

Miralight: Awww.(sees a frog) Get over here, you little hopper!(chases it)

Mirage the Illusionist: Don't go too far, sweetie.

(just as she is about to go too deep into the water, a light blue aura pulls her out)

Starlight Glimmer: You really are a handful.

Miralight: Mom! Put me down! That's my hopper!

Mirage the Illusionist: Listen to your mother.

[Pinkie and her daughter bounce up]

Pinkie Pie: Hi everyone.

Percy:(rolls up) Hiro, it's been too long.

Hiro: Long time no see, Percy.

Percy Pie: I'm Percy Pie.(smiles brightly, her teeth are so bright, they flash)

Mirage the Illusionist:(turns invisible)

(Pinkie closes her daughter's mouth just as Henry and Fluttershy come up with their twin sons)

Henry: Hiro! Haven't seen you in a while.

Hiro: Henry! Good to see you again.

Henryshy:(shyly) H-h-hi.

Fluttershy: Oh, it's alright, Henryshy. They're your new friends.

Mirage the Illusionist:(becomes visible) That was frightening.

Flutterward: Whoa, how did you do that?

Mirage the Illusionist: You're gonna need an expert.(sees something) There's one now.

(They see Deadpool running from Garble, his gang, and the Diamond Dogs)

Deadpool:(jumps and flies to the other building) I believe I can fly~

I believe I just shot that guy~(takes out his gun and shoots a thief)

The Green Arrow:(spoken) Stop killing.

Deadpool: I think I shot him from a mile away~

Garble:(spoken) Hey doofus!(shoots fire knocking him out of the sky)

Deadpool:(hits the ground with a splat)(weakly) Ow.

Garble: Splat!

Fluttershy:(angered) That big dumb MEANIE!

Mirage the Illusionist: Don't worry, he's fine.

Gordon: How can he be fine? He is splattered all over the ground.

Hiro: Gordon! Long time no see.

Deadpool:(slithers) Hold on, I gotta heal up real quick. This hurts worse than that time I was melted into a puddle.

Gordon Dash and Rainbow Dash: You were melted into a puddle and survived?! Awesome!

Deadpool: I've even had my head blown off and have even been decapitated. A new one grows in when my head gets blown off.

Gordon Dash: Whoa.

(Deadpool's legs reform)

Deadpool: I can't die. I don't do the whole dying thing. Dying's not really part of my skill set.

Rarity: What is wrong with you?

Deadpool: What's wrong with me is that I'm not chowing down on some El Pablo's chimichangas right now.

James: Hi, Hiro!

Hiro: James! Good to see you again.

Jamesity: Hi everyone.

(Deadpool regrows his arms and takes out his chicken swords)

Deadpool: I'm pound those guys so hard, they're gonna wish they never messed with the Deadpool!

Mirage the Illusionist: Yeah, calm down.

(Applejack, Toby, and Tobyjack come up)

Deadpool: Oh look, a flower.(picks it)

Mirage the Illusionist:(annoyed) Really?

(one of Garble's gang members appears next to Deadpool)

Deadpool: AAAAHHHH! Kill him! Kill him!(sees one with a knife) AH! This one has a knife!

(Tobyjack giggles)

Applejack: What's wrong with yer friend?

Mirage the Illusionist: I've been asking myself the same thing.

(the music for Deadpool's theme song plays)

Deadpool: Wait, do you hear that?

Mirage the Illusionist: Hear what?

Deadpool: That music playing.

Mirage the Illusionist: There is no music playing.

Deadpool: It's the theme song music.(sings) Theme song, theme song~

Theme song~

This is my theme song~

Theme song, theme song~

Theme song~

A Deadpool theme song~

Nighlocktheawesome:(in a deep voice) Previously, on Yuna's Princess Adventure.

Deadpool: So, Yeah. Last time on Yuna's Princess Adventure,