Winnie the Pooh and The Age of Pirates/Transcript

Here is the transcript for Winnie the Pooh and The Age of Pirates.

(The scene begins with the gang sailing through the forest)

[Tigger]

Aaaaaaah...I love the life on a piratey ship

Sailin’ the 70 seas!

But since we're surrounded by acres of woods

We sail on the land…

[Gopher]

Through the trees!

[All]

Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free

Yo ho, wherever we go, pirates is what we'll be

[Tigger]

Swash all your buckles, the captain speaks

[Piglet]

It's time to...

[Gopher]

Swab the deck!

[Tigger]

Rudder the tiller, the Robin is missin’

[Pooh]

Will it be lunchtime next?

[All]

Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free

Yo ho, wherever we go, pirates is what we'll be

[Tigger]

We sail for adventure, seek buried treasure

[Gopher]

Digging it up's for me

[All]

Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free

[Pooh]

''Ho yo? (giggles) How does it go?''

[All]

Pirates is what we'll be!

(Later at the beach)
 * -Ah, what a glorious day at the beach.
 * -You said it.
 * -Yep. No villains to capture us. No worries.
 * -As Timon would say, Hukana Matata
 * -What now?
 * -(in Pumbaa’s voice) Hukana Matata. It means no worries.
 * Oh. I see.
 * -Hey, here comes Pooh and the gang.
 * -Yeah. But on a rolling moving ship?
 * -That was fun.
 * Eeyore: Never thought I say this, but I kinda glad.
 * -Hey, look it’s some of our friends.
 * -Hi, Pooh Bear. What are you guys doing?
 * Pooh: Well,, we’re pirates, you see.
 * Piglet: And I’m the captain.
 * Tigger: We’re acting like pirates of the seven seas, just like Captain Jack Sparrow.
 * -Jack Sparrow?
 * -Whose he?
 * -He is a friend of ours who is a pirate captain sailing with his crew.
 * -Wow, he sounds cool.
 * -True. But sometimes he does trick us into some serious situations.
 * -Sometimes he even tricks himself.
 * -He sounds crazy.
 * -He sure is.
 * -Care to play pirate with us.
 * -Sure, why not


 * (Everyone laughs as the villains begin to spy on our heroes)
 * -Look at them. Playing pirates like it was a joke.
 * -Yes, there like sitting ducks compared to real pirates.
 * Bowser Koopa: Indeed.
 * Ranamon: Let me take care of those heroes, Koopa. I can handle that bear and his little pals.
 * -I don’t know. You’re not much of the capturing type.
 * -Especially with that extra power of yours.
 * Ranamon: What are you trying to say?
 * Mercurymon: ???’s trying you say, you’re scared, you mercy headed knit. You’re afraid that you’ll fail just like before.
 * -Probably just as bad as Team Rocket try to take that yellow rat.
 * Ranamon: That’s ridiculous. I think you’ve been knocked in the head, sugar. Of all the nerve, how dare you two compare me to those knitwits.
 * Jessie: Who are you calling knitwits, fish breath.
 * Ranamon: Did I call you all knitwits? I meant to call the James and Meowth knitwits. You look more like an old witch.
 * Jessie: Did she...call me...old
 * James: Don’t listen to her, Jessie. I mean, what does she know about aging
 * Meowth: Yeah, that’s right Jess. Yes ain’t an expert like you.
 * Jessie: I”M NOT OLD!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
 * -Oooooh. These are gonna get ugly.
 * -My money’s on Jessie.
 * -You’re on.
 * Bowser: ENOUGH!!!! Ranamon, proceed with your plan to capture Pooh and his friends. Don’t mess it up.
 * Ranamon: With pleasure.


 * (Back at the beach)
 * Tigger: Ahoy, thar, mateys!
 * -Fire!
 * Goofy: Captain Sora!
 * Sora: What ails ya, Mister Goofy?
 * Goofy: Pirate ship on starboard side.
 * Sora: Aye,. Look alive, everyone. Take the lead, vice
 * Fire when ready, Pooh Bear.
 * Pooh: Are we ready yet Piglet?
 * Piglet: For what Pooh?
 * -Fire!
 * Tigger: Ha! Shiver me Tiggers. You couldn’t hit the broadside of a barnacle. I’m the meanest, pirarest, pirate that ever pirated. So hand over your honey or I’d makes say walk the plank.
 * Pooh: Honey? Did he say honey
 * -Hand over the treasure, so says our captain, Long John Tigger, captain of the Tigger Pirates.
 * -Yeah!
 * Sora: Man the cannons! Mister Pooh Bear, put our treasure in a safe place
 * Pooh: I know a safe place for it.
 * Piglet: How can one Long John Tigger fire so many pillows?
 * Tigger: Oh it’s just what Long John Tiggers do best.
 * -We need more ammo!
 * Sora: I got it. Load the ammo in one cannon.
 * -Captain are you sure?
 * Sora: I’m definitely sure.
 * Piglet: Oh d-d-dear
 * Pooh: A talking pillow?
 * -FIRE!!!
 * Tigger: How embarrassing. I’ve been sunked by a Piglet disguised as pillow
 * Piglet: Ah, you’re not so mean, Long John Tigger. Are you?
 * Tigger: Hey, I’m the meanest. But I gives up easy.
 * -We done it.
 * -And we saved our treasure
 * Pooh: Thanks goodness. I never seem to save honey at home you know
 * -Ok most of it.
 * -Still would be cool to have a real pirate action.
 * (Suddenly splashes went off in the water)
 * -What was that?
 * -I don’t know. Something must’ve went off.
 * -Guys, look over there!
 * -Is that--?!?!
 * Ranamon: Hi, y’all!
 * Piglet: Yipe!
 * -Who in the world is that?
 * -That’s Ranamon! One of Bowser’s allies and part of the Master of Evil
 * Ranamon: What a pleasant surprise. I’m have so look forward to seeing you all again. I hope to have my Beast Spirit to show you first but everything happens for a reason. We can’t have everything; just be good little toys and come with me to Koopa Castle. Now, how’s that sound?
 * -As if we do that.
 * -Yeah, no thanks.
 * Ranamon: I wasn’t asking.
 * Korra: Don’t worry. I got her.
 * -Be careful Korra. She’s dangerous.
 * -Not only that, she can control water too.
 * Korra: Maybe, but she never faced the Avatar before. So you better prepare yourself.
 * Ranamon: Oh goody goody. This is going to be a treat.
 * Korra: Lets go.
 * Ranamon: Sugar, do you think you can take me on alone?
 * Korra: I don’t know. Why don’t you come and find out.
 * Ranamon: Whipping Waves
 * (Korra shows off her bending while also blocking Ranamon attacks)
 * Ranamon: Well, you’re actually pretty good at this.
 * Korra:  Same goes for you. But I think it’s time to wrap this up.
 * Ranamon: I couldn’t agree more. Outta my way, brat.
 * -Where’d she go?
 * -I guess she cold feet and swam off.
 * -Not even close.
 * -Look! Over there!
 * ???: It’s all over now, honey! Too bad, I was actually started to enjoy our little spat.
 * -This doesn’t look good.
 * Ranamon: Ready or not, here I am! In all of my radiant beauty. Aren’t you impressed?
 * -What in the world.
 * -What happened to her?
 * -She’s activated her Beast Spirit form.
 * Calmaramon: I can see by your faces you still need convincing. Maybe you just need a closer look at sweet Calmaramon. I’ll just happy to oblige.
 * -And I thought she was hideous before she turned into a giant sushi.
 * Calmaramon: Who do you think you are? You can’t insult Calmaramon and get away with it. (attacks everyone) I’m so sorry, sugarpie. Are you not enjoying our little dance? Too bad! Maybe I should turn up the music. Ta ta honey. Titanic Tempest. This can't be happening!
 * -Looks like she not in control.
 * -This is the perfect time to attack.
 * -Uh, guys. I think we may have bigger problems.
 * -What’s that?
 * Pooh: Look!
 * -Whirlpool!
 * -How did that thing come here.
 * -Calmaramon’s uncontrollable power must’ve created a whirlpool.
 * -We gotta get out of here.
 * -Quick to the other boat!
 * (Everyone got to the other boat, all except for Pooh and his friends)
 * -Come on. You guys are the last ones.
 * -We’re coming!
 * (Suddenly, Calamamon comes in a bumps into Pooh’s ship as she spins away)
 * Pooh: Oh bother.
 * -Pooh Bear!
 * Calmaramon: NO! Not again! I’ll be back to deal with you brats later!
 * -They’re gone.
 * -Not again.
 * You think that they’re in another dimension again just like before?
 * -That probably might be the case.
 * -Another dimension that never faced before.
 * -What do we do now?
 * -Brock: Ash, we better head back to base we can get some help finding Pooh and the gang.
 * Ash: Right. Be careful, Pooh. All of you. Just stick together.


 * (Landing in another world)
 * Tigger: Help! We’re sinking! Tigger and Tiggers first!
 * Piglet: W-w-w-where are we?
 * Tigger: I wish I knew.
 * Pooh: The last thing I remember was Ranamon sucking us down into a whirlpool which sent us into another universe.
 * Rabbit: And it looks like we’re on an island in the middle of nowhere.
 * Eeyore: And least we have this spare boat that didn’t sink us.
 * -Yeah, unfortunately, it’s busted.
 * Pooh: Um, everyone? There seems to be something or is it someone missing?
 * Piglet: You’re right. Where are ?
 * Rabbit: And are not with us either.
 * Eeyore: They didn’t get sunked down with us.
 * Tigger: (gasps) Don’t you know what this means? We’re stranded in the middle of nowhere by ourselves.
 * Piglet: Oh dear. Does that we’re on our own again?
 * Rabbit: Well, just until we can find our way back.
 * Eeyore: I don’t think we can.
 * Pooh: Oh bother.
 * Tigger: Now, just remember Pooh boy, we got into this situation before we can do it again.
 * Rabbit: He’s right. Come on. Let’s see if there’s a ship around here somewhere
 * Pooh: (stomach started to grumble) Oh bother. It would seem that I could a snack or two.
 * Rabbit: (scoffs) How could you think a food at a time like this?
 * Pooh: I practice.
 * Piglet: (sees something) Pooh, look. I see something coming towards us.
 * Eeyore: It could be a ship.
 * Tigger: I’ll take a look. (looks through his telescope) It’s a pirate ship.
 * Rabbit: A pirate ship?
 * Tigger: Yeah, and their ship has a lion on the front and its sails has a skull wearing a hat on it.
 * Eeyore: That’s weird.
 * Piglet: Do you see anyone one it?
 * Tigger: I see some people on deck.
 * Rabbit: Do they look friendly?
 * Tigger: Well, they could be long ears..
 * Pooh: I couldn't agree more.
 * Rabbit: Well, come on. Let’s see if we can get their attention.


 * (Aboard the ship, the crew is enjoying themselves)
 * Luffy: Sanji, I’m hungry! What’s taking so long. I’m super starving over here. Meat, meat, no veggies!
 * Sanji: Your the most annoying thing ever. Just wait a minute
 * Luffy: Hungry, Hungry, Hungry! Now, now now!
 * Chopper: I found one! I found a coconut!
 * Usopp: Oh for real? Let me take a look. Whoa, good eye.
 * Brook: Yes, quite impressive. It’s rather far away
 * Usopp: Right
 * Brook: And this round goes to Usopp
 * Usopp: Yes
 * Franky: Darn you! I’ll be you next time.
 * Usopp: If you say so
 * Nico Robin: Ugh, you’re kidding
 * Nami: Pleasure as always.
 * Robin: Come on Franky. That’s three times in a row now
 * Franky: Shut up!
 * Usopp: Who gave you two permission to bet on us anyway?
 * Chopper: Whoa, now there’s an empty bottle
 * Usopp: Awesome. I’ll sink that one too
 * Franky: That’s what you think brother
 * Usopp: Where’s this soon to be broken bottle
 * Chopper: It’s in the same direction as that weird looking island. Wait a second
 * Usopp: Huh, what’s wrong?
 * Chopper: I see a blinking light. A signal maybe?
 * Brook: What’s the commotion about?
 * Franky: Some signal thingy. I see it now. That’s an SOS
 * Nami: Wait, what’d he say?
 * Robin: It seems the boys have spotted a distress signal
 * Chopper: What’s with that island? It’s covered in giant mushrooms
 * Luffy: That means more mushrooms to eat
 * Chopper: Where’d you come from!?!?
 * Usopp: So there’s somebody stranded over there? Who is it?
 * Chopper: Let me take a look. There’s a small boat, looks like it broken. A crowd of people on the beach. Looks like a bunch of toys.
 * Sanji: What a bunch of toys doing out here in the middle of nowhere
 * Usopp: Back to more important things, what should we do.
 * Brook: Perhaps we should help them
 * Luffy: So you guys wanna stop by that island?
 * Franky: Well, I guess we got no choice.
 * Nami: Hey, hold on second
 * Franky: Huh?
 * Nami: You shouldn’t just decide things without asking us. What if this messes with the Log Pose
 * Franky: I can repair that ship so fast, the Log Pose won’t even notice. We’ll be fine
 * Nami: All right. I guess  it’s no big deal then. Just make sure to charge them for the repair
 * Usopp: You are so heartless
 * Luffy: That’s the Nami I know and love
 * Robin: Well captain, should we help them out
 * Luffy: Yeah sure. Besides that island looks delicious
 * Nami: All right. All right.


 * (OR from Episode 326)
 * Zoro: Hey, I see a ship. There’s something strange about it too
 * Nami: Really? Where is it?
 * Usopp: Strange is right. As far as I can tell, it doesn’t have a sail or a flag.
 * Nami: It doesn’t have a sail? So it’s just sitting there drifiting around
 * Sanji: An abandoned ship? Or maybe…
 * Franky: I’ve heard stories of a strange game between pirates that takes away crew members called a Davy Back Fight
 * Strawhats: Yeah, we know.
 * Chopper: But wait does that mean that they took the crew’s flag too
 * Usopp: Whoa, wait a minute, I see someone. Walking toys? Here of all places? Then they might be castaways. Pretty ragged and tired-looking
 * Sanji: What do you think captain?
 * Luffy: Let’s go take a look. If they’re enemies, we’ll just beat them up.


 * Eeyore: Hey, I think the ship is docking.
 * Piglet: They must have seen our distress signal.
 * Tigger: Well, let’s head over there posthaste
 * Luffy: Hey, is everybody okay?
 * Usopp: We saw your distress signal
 * Franky: I’m a shipwright. I can repair anything no problem. Just hang tight.
 * Rabbit; Well, it kind of got destroyed when we landed.
 * Franky: Landed huh?
 * Luffy: Well, I guess you could ride on our ship.
 * Pooh: Thanks that nice of you.
 * Piglet: Again, thanks for letting us ride on your ship
 * Chopper: No problem. It’s just what we do.
 * Luffy: So, who are you guys?
 * Franky: What are you guys?
 * Brook: And what are you doing all the way out here.
 * Pooh: Well for starters, my name is---
 * (Suddenly, Luffy eyes glowed red)
 * Usopp: Uh oh.
 * Eeyore: What’s the matter
 * Piglet: What’s with the red eyes?
 * Luffy: Trouble.
 * Nami: He’s right. Pirates are closing in on the starboard side.
 * LLP Captain: We’re the Long Long Pirates! Hand over all your valuables! Or maybe we will just take them how ‘bout that? We gambled away all of our money and unfortunately for you we’re sore losers
 * Nami: What? You’re kidding right?
 * Rabbit: I don’t think there kidding.
 * LLP Captain: FIRE!!!
 * Tigger: Look out!
 * Piglet: What do we do?
 * Luffy: We’ll introduce ourselves later. Right now, prepare for a fight.
 * Tigger: Right, uh hey, what’s that green hair guy doing?
 * Rabbit: Hey, you over there. This is no time for a nap!
 * (Long Long Pirates started boarding the ship)
 * Narcie: Hand over your cash!
 * Zoro: Hey, idiot. I was trying to take a nap over here but I know how to take a hit unlike some people. You wanna fight? Then bring it on.
 * Narcie: Don’t mind if I do!
 * Zoro: 3-Sword Style: Onigiri! Bounty: 320 million!
 * Sanji: Whoa, whoa, you’re gonna make spill the ladies’ drink.
 * Balong: What?
 * Sanji: You heard me! Bounty: 177 million! Sorry to keep your waiting, Robin my dear!
 * Robin: Looks lovely. Thanks. Bounty: 130 million!
 * LLP: Alright, where are you stowing your treasure
 * Nami: Let me share a little secret with you. We’re actually broke. Bounty: 66 Million
 * Brook: Your spirit is willing, but your flesh is weak. Be like me! I don’t have any flesh! Bounty: 88 million!
 * Nypers: Now fire!
 * Franky: Brother, it looks like you could use a Radical Beam. That radical enough for ya? Bounty: 94 million!
 * Ussop: Try some Shark-Arrow Devils. Right on target. Bounty: 200 million!
 * Chopper: Usopp! I wasn’t watching were I was going! I’m sorry! Bounty: 100 berries
 * Rabbit: Wow you guys are tough,
 * Brook: Fear not, new friends. I swear I will protect you or die trying. Well easy for me to say since I am dead. Yohohoho
 * Chopper: We’re fine. Luffy’s the one who took out that Doflamingo guy.
 * Tigger: Right uh, who’s Doflamingo?
 * Nami: Uh, have you been living your whole life under a rock or something. Well anyway just watch Luffy. I think you’ll see you made the right choice sailing with us.
 * Long-Long: Hey, I remember now! I know you guys!
 * Luffy: Hey, Long-Long head! Get your big, stupid, ugly, wierd-shaped head, off of my ship now!
 * Long-Long: How dare you! Listen you brat! Cause I’m gonna say this once! I’m the proud captain of the infamous Long Long Pirates! My name Alexander Alex Kent Paul Harris Hendrix Howard Rudolph Eccentric Rainbow Special
 * Luffy: Who cares!!!
 * Long-Long: WHAT!?!!?
 * Luffy: I’m made of rubber you know! Gum-Gum, Jet
 * Long-Long: You didn’t let me finish!
 * Luffy: Pistol!  500 million!
 * LLP: Run for it! They took out the captain!
 * LLP Forget the money!
 * Tigger: Now that what I call sheriffing.
 * Rabbit: That was pretty impressive back there.
 * Sanji: It was nothing.
 * Nami: And the cost for saving you and letting you ride on our ship is 100 thousand berries each.
 * Pooh: Oh Bother.
 * Eeyore: I don’t think we have that kind of money.
 * Nami: I’m sure we can come to some kind of payment
 * Luffy: AHHH!! Guys, she trying to scam these guys!
 * Zoro: Word of caution, newbies. Don’t take your eyes off her or your money for a second before she gets you.
 * Tigger: Thanks for the advice
 * Rabbit: Well, it was fun taking on those pirates with you but I think we should be going now.
 * Piglet: Yeah, our friends are worried about us.
 * Nami: Come on. It’s ok. You can trust us.
 * Pooh: I don’t know. We can cause some troubles from time to time.
 * Luffy: Who cares? You guys look like a lot of fun
 * Nami: Hey, you should ride with us for a little while longer. The New World is full of bad guys, you guys might get hurt if you go by yourselves. But if you’re with us, I promise you have nothing to be afraid of.
 * Pooh: Well, if it means if we can get home soon, then I guess it ok.
 * Tigger: If Pooh’s like them, then I with them too.
 * Pooh: Oh.
 * Sanji: I see that your hungry.
 * Piglet: Oh, he always had a big appetite.
 * Usopp: Same thing from our captain. (jumped by Tigger)
 * Tigger: Oh boy! Grub time!
 * Luffy: Yeah, let’s eat!
 * Pooh: I guess we could go for a bite.


 * (Back in our heroes world)
 * -I can’t believe we let this happen again.
 * -Yeah, lost in the bottom of the ocean to who knows where.
 * -I wish there was something we can do.
 * Asami-Maybe we can do something.
 * -What do you mean Asami?
 * Asami: Well just in case if Pooh and the rest of the gang gets lost somewhere, the Turtles and I were able to improve our dimensional device to track rifts in this world to where they might come back from
 * Do you think it will work?
 * -For Pooh Bear’s sake, I hope so.
 * Asami: But first, I would need an item belonging to Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, or Eeyore.
 * -Hey, here’s one of Pooh’s honey pots.
 * -Perfect. Now we’re getting somewhere.
 * -Ok then, let’s go find our friends.


 * (Back on the Thousand Sunny)
 * Pooh: This food is amazing.
 * Tigger: Delectable.
 * Sanji: So now that everyone eaten, who are you guys?
 * Pooh: Well, this Piglet, and Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.
 * Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
 * Pooh: And I’m Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
 * Tigger: Well who are you?
 * Nami: Well, for starters, I’m Nami. The one cooking that delicious smelling soup is Sanji. (Episode 54)
 * Sanji: Hi.
 * Nami: That’s Zoro. Despite his scoul he’s a good guy.
 * Zoro: Shut up.
 * Nami: And you already met the one lying unconscious on the floor that’s Usopp.
 * Tigger: Oh yeah, I sort of bounced on him earlier when we came into the kitchen
 * Rabbit: And what about you miss.
 * Robin: Oh my name? It’s Robin. Nico Robin. (Episode 330)
 * Eeyore: And them?
 * Robin: His name’s Chopper. Our ship’s doctor.
 * Franky: I’m Franky.
 * Brook: My name’s Brook although plenty of people know me as the skeleton. Meeting you is a pleasure.
 * Luffy: And I’m Luffy. And I’m the captain of the pirate ship. (Episode 54)
 * Rabbit: Well you are pretty powerful crew with just 9 people.
 * Pooh: Especially with all the powers you guys have.
 * Luffy: Oh those powers? They came from our Cursed Fruit.
 * Rabbit and Tigger: Cursed Fruit?
 * Eeyore: What are they?
 * Nami: Well, they’re powers hidden all across the world that some people have.
 * Piglet: You mean like Chopper?
 * Nico: Exactly. He’s a reindeer, but he ate the Human-Human Fruit and gain human abilities. He’s not the only one. I ate the Flower-Flower Fruit and gain Cursed Fruit powers.
 * Piglet: What about the skeleton? Did he have one too?
 * Brook: Sure did.. The Revive-Revive Fruit also a person to be reanimated after they have died.
 * Robin: And Luffy ate a Cursed fruit as well, didn’t you
 * Luffy: Yep I ate a Gum-Gum Fruit. My body is made of rubber.
 * Eeyore: That’s amazing.
 * Rabbit: So what made you guys become pirates?
 * Luffy: Simple, to fulfill our greatest dreams.
 * Piglet: What kind of dreams are they?
 * Zoro: To becoming the world’s greatest swordsman
 * Sanji: To find the All Blue.
 * Usopp: To become a brave warrior of the sea.
 * Nami: To navigate the whole world.
 * Chopper: To become a great doctor.
 * Nico Robin: To learn about our world that we don’t know yet.
 * Franky: Building this ship of dreams.
 * Brook: To return to an old friend whose waiting for me
 * Luffy: As for me, to find the One Piece and become King of the Pirates.
 * Pooh: What’s the One Piece?
 * Nami: Wait, you don’t know about the King of the Pirates and his treasure.
 * Pooh: I don’t think so.
 * Usopp: Man, you guys are from another world.
 * Luffy: Well, let me start at the beginning.
 * Pooh: So this Gol D. Roger was the last King of the Pirates.
 * Piglet: And before he passed, he challenged the whole world to find his treasure.
 * Zoro: Yep.
 * Tigger: And nobody has found it yet?
 * Rabbit: Not even what’s left of his former crew?
 * Luffy: And we’re going to get that treasure some day.
 * Eeyore:That’s amazing.
 * Usopp: Ok, now that we talk about us, tell us about you guys.
 * Pooh: We came from another world and a forest called the 100 Acre Woods.
 * Chopper: Cool! Another world. What’s it like?
 * Rabbit: All we can say is that it’s nothing you’d never seen before.
 * Franky: And how in the world did you get on that island in the first place?
 * Eeyore: Well, we were playing on the beach playing pirates.
 * Rabbit: When suddenly, one of our enemies, Ranamon appeared and sucked us down that whirlpool and we landed here.
 * Pooh: Yes, until you guys saved us and protected from those other pirates.
 * Luffy: Got to hand it to you, but you guys must’ve had much fun as our crew
 * Pooh: And we have to admit we never had something this good before in our lives.
 * Robin: Well, is one of the greatest cooks we’ve ever met. Ahd his food is just as amazing.
 * Sanji: Yep.
 * Brook: So, who is this Ranamon you spoke of earlier
 * Pooh: The scrapbook will show you.
 * Nami: Scrapbook?
 * Pooh: It’s a book of memories. It shows you our villains look like
 * Eeyore: Try the villain page
 * Tigger: There it is.
 * Nami: So that’s Ranamon?
 * Eeyore: Yep, that’s her.
 * Sanji: She looks cute.
 * Zoro: Of course you would say that about any girl.
 * Sanji: Don’t even go there.
 * Piglet: Now the question is, how do we get back from here to there.
 * Pooh: Oh bother.
 * Nico Robin: Well, I might have an idea.
 * Eeyore: What is it, Robin.
 * Nico Robin: I heard there are rumors about whirlpool in the New World that can go to other worlds but that could only be a legend
 * Rabbit: Why Robin, I believe that is a very smart idea.
 * Tigger: Well now looks like we got ourselves a way
 * Pooh: I couldn’t agree more.
 * Luffy: Well, guys, let’s get these guys home.


 * (Back at the Koopa Castle)
 * Calmaramon: Well, well, look at me. I’m the bell of the Beast Spirit Ball. There’s nothing that can stand in my beautiful way now. Wait til Boswer gets a load of--(spins out of control) Oh my, all this beauty is sure is painful.
 * -You got that right.
 * -Trouble with your powers lately?
 * Calmaramon: Can it!
 * Jessie: I heard that you lost Pooh and his friends to another dimension because you lost control. Somebody should have tried harder to not look so hideous.
 * Calmaramon: And you should have tried harder for more blush. You already look like an old lady
 * Jessie: Did you say old lady. I’ll give you old!
 * -Can’t get any worse
 * Rito: Hey, sis! Bad news, they’re bringing them back
 * Rita: How do you know?
 * Rito: Oh, a little lighter on the garlic, sis. I overheard the heroes are using their dimensional wormhole to find them
 * Mistress Nine: WHAT!?!
 * Rita: Oh!
 * Rito: Hey, what did I do?
 * Givanni: You always come with bad information, Rito!
 * Rita: Ah, this is lousy timing! There’s never a good time to make our move!
 * Lord Zedd: Oh I don’t believe it.
 * Calmaramon: Don’t be such a worry wart. I’ll fix them
 * -Like you did before. Not likely
 * -Who said that?
 * Hook: Why me of course.
 * -Ah, Captain Hook good to see you again.
 * Hook: The pleasure is all ours, Koopa.
 * -What you mean “ours”?
 * -He was also talking about me. Greetings and saluvations, Masters of Evil, it is I that panic provoking pirate, Don Karnage.
 * Hook: We have heard that our enemy is playing pirate.
 * Don Karanage: And what’s worse is that squid for brains lost to them again.
 * Calmaramon: Ha, like I need smack talk from a captain who plays hooky and an overdressed coyote with a terrible accent.
 * Don Karnage: Such manners. Especially for a giant sushi like yourself.
 * Calmaramon: Stuff it in your windsock!
 * Don Karnage: My windsock! Why you little—-!!!
 * Bowser: Enough! You failed to retrieve those heroes and what’s worse. You’re wrecking my castle!
 * Calmaramon: I know I messed  just give me one more chance. I’m practicing with it but soon i’ll be unbeatable.
 * Bowser: Fine then!
 * Hook: If it would please you, perhaps we should go with her.
 * Don Karnage: You know just in case we have to fish her out of trouble again.
 * Calmaramon: Watch it.
 * -Alright. Have the Crime Empire accompany you into capturing Pooh’s friends.
 * Joker: But just for the fun of it, we would also like to borrow one of your ships.
 * Bowser Jr.: Oh, no. You are not taking my dad new pirate ships out for a spin.
 * Harley Quinn: Please, we won’t break it much.
 * Mistress Nine: That’s what you said about his Clown Cruiser and it’s still in the shop
 * Harley Quinn: Oh come on please.
 * Bowser: Ok, ok, but I don’t want to see as much as a scratch on it when you’re done.
 * Penguin: Of course
 * Joker: Likewise
 * Two-Face: You got it.
 * Calmaramon: Don’t worry. They’re gonna wish they didn’t mess with us
 * -And will you quit wrecking the place!?!?!


 * Any luck finding our friends?
 * -Nothing yet.
 * Well, keep on searching, the dimensional rift machine said that we’ll find them right around here in the ocean.
 * -Somewhere in this exact spot?
 * Yes.
 * -Well, I hope your right.


 * (Not that far away)
 * -It won’t be long now.
 * -Remind me again why are using a pirate ship?
 * -Cause not only we’re going to capture those heroes.
 * -But we’re going to show them how pirating is really done.
 * -Got it.
 * Megavolt: Get any water on me and I’ll vaporate ya.
 * Liquidator: You and what navy.
 * Quackerjack: Keep it down, Negaduck’s on deck.
 * Bushroot: Oh look at me I’m shaking like a leaf.
 * Negaduck: I hope it’s not on my account, Bushroot.
 * Bushroot: No,no,no, captain.
 * Ranamon: But just remember, Boswer put me in charge of this mission.
 * Negaduck: Don’t push it, Fish lips!
 * -Anything yet, Quackerjack?
 * Quackerjack: Ship off port. It’s playtime
 * Negaduck: It’s the heroes ship.
 * -What perfect timing.
 * Negaduck: Up anchor. Bring her about!


 * What’s going on?
 * -There’s a pirate ship coming about starboard side.
 * -It’s the Crime Empire!
 * -And Ranamon and Hook is with them!
 * -That’s not the only thing. Look above us!
 * -What’s that.
 * -It’s the Iron Vulture. Flagship of Pooh Bear’s other enemy, Don Karnage.
 * -Maybe he won’t notice us if we sail away.
 * Don Karnage: (on radio) Hello, tiny people, it is I, the spectacular Don Karnage. My blood-thirsty horde and I are on an intercept course with you. We will be shooting you and looting you in precisely...10 minutes. Solicitations. Boy, I am one scary guy.
 * -10 minutes!?!?
 * -Still think he won’t notice us?
 * -What do we do now?
 * -We we always do, fight the bag guys.
 * -Well we can’t all fight.
 * -Maybe one of us could escape so we can find our friends.
 * -Ok so who's going.
 * Korra: I’ll go.
 * MIsty: Ok, but you better take my Pokemon with you. Go Goldeen!
 * Goldeen: Goldeen Goldeen! Goldeen Goldeen
 * Misty: Goldeen, follow Korra and continue searching for Pooh and pals and return to the ship.
 * Goldeen: Goldeen.


 * (Back in the other world)
 * Nami: Ok, the charts say that's the dimensional current should be around here.
 * Piglet: Ok, Nami, the sooner we get home the better.
 * Rabbit: But one thing still troubles me.
 * Tigger: What’s that, Long Ears?
 * Rabbit: If this current is dangerous and unpredictable, how can this ship sustain itself from breaking apart?
 * Franky: Oh, don’t worry about that. I got just the thing for that.
 * Eeyore: What is it?
 * Franky: Oh this? This is my Super Dimensional Rift Generator. After your little story, I built from spare parts I have lying around and able to make this. Pretty cool right?
 * Pooh: Yeah, this is amazing.
 * Franky: Not only that, it can show you what’s going on in your world.
 * Luffy: That is so cool.
 * Franky: Now all I need is a personal item from you guys.
 * Eeyore: Try using my tail. I usually loses it sometimes.
 * Piglet: Ok, let’s see what’s going on.
 * Negaduck: Avast! You been boarded by Negaduck!
 * -And the Crime Empire!
 * Don Karnage: So hand over yourselves and any treasure you have or else.
 * -Sorry, Carbage, never gonna happen!
 * Don Karnage: It is Karnage! Don Karnage!
 * -And by the way, you guys don’t even come close to being pirates than Pooh Bear.
 * Negaduck: No,no,no,no, no. Everyone talks about the that stupid bear! If I ever see him again, I’ll show him what a pirate really is!
 * -Whatever, Negaduck. We beat you all once before and we’ll do it again.
 * -Besides, you’re outnumbered.
 * -Oh yeah? (whistles from Ranamon who turns into Calmarmon)
 * Don Karnage: (summons his army) You were saying?
 * Zoro: What’s going on over there.
 * Tigger: It’s our friends. They’re being attacked by Ranamon again.
 * Piglet: Not only her, but the Crime Empire as well.
 * Rabbit: And Hook and Don Karnage.
 * Eeyore: We have to hurry.
 * Luffy: I don’t know
 * Pooh: Please Luffy. We have to hurry and get back there.If you help us, you’ll be a hero to all our friends.
 * Luffy: A hero? Heck no!
 * Tigger: (Stutters) What?
 * Piglet: What!?!
 * Pooh: What!?!
 * Rabbit: What!?!
 * Eeyore: Huh?
 * Tigger: Say, how come why not!
 * Luffy: Obviously, cause we’re pirates! Come on. Heroes are great. But I’m not one. Seriously, do you know what your even asking me to do? Let’s say there’s a chunk of meat, right? Pirates will have a banquet and dig right in but a hero will give it to other people instead of eating it. Forget that my meat is mine.
 * Eeyore: That’s your reason you won’t go?
 * Nami: What a reason
 * Sanji: I figures, dummy.
 * Nico Robin: It’s not only that. It’s just that if you go back you’ll get yourself hurt again or worse. We just can’t afford it.
 * Rabbit: Look. Our friends are in danger and they need us.
 * Eeyore: Even if we get hurt, we have to make sure that our friends are safe.
 * Pooh: Because, a hero is someone who puts saving other lives first than saving themselves. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
 * Ussop: He’s got us there.
 * Piglet: Plus we know tons of people who are pirates and that are heroes.
 * Rabbit: And if you help us, we’ll give you tons of whatever you want.
 * Ussop: Ok you talk me into it. I’m in.
 * -Chopper: Me too.
 * Franky: Us too.
 * Nami: Well, Luffy?
 * Luffy: Fair enough.


 * Nami-Hey, guys! The whirlpool it’s coming!
 * Zoro: That’s not good
 * Pooh: That’s one big whirlpool.
 * Piglet: I really hope this works.
 * Chopper: I don’t wanna die!
 * Luffy: Just hold on tight guys!
 * Pooh: Oh bother!!!
 * Luffy: This is awesome
 * Franky: We’re super doomed! The Sunny can’t survive a whirlpool like this.
 * Rabbit: I  thought you said it could!
 * Nami: Why does this always happens to us!?! (Episode 310)
 * Chopper: I think I’m gonna hurl.
 * Brook: Robin, surely you know must know a way out of this nightmare
 * Robin: Unfortunately there are no records of anyone surviving this current! Of course that’s because--
 * Usopp: Yeah, we know. Everybody’s dead! I was sure we get Pooh back to his home before we die but here we are






 * (When they arrived back home)
 * Tigger: Ah! Home Sweet home. I’m so happy I feel like bouncing.
 * Rabbit: Ah, ah, ah. Not the right time.
 * Tigger: Oh right.
 * Sanji: So anyway of knowing where your friends are?
 * Pooh: Right now I’m not so sure.
 * Zoro: Hey what’s that?
 * Brook: It looks like a goldfish with a horn on its head.
 * Luffy: Cool, hey, let’s eat it.
 * Piglet: Wait you can’t eat that!
 * Luffy: Well, why not!
 * Eeyore: That’s our friend, Misty’s Goldeen!
 * Korra: Pooh Bear!
 * Sanji: Forget the fish, who is that!
 * Chopper: She’s gliding on water.
 * Brook: And I thought I was the only one able to do that.
 * Pooh: That’s our friend, Korra. She a waterbender and the avatar.
 * Sanji: Oh Korra.
 * Nami: Knock it off.
 * Korra: Pooh Bear. Thank goodness we found you. Who are these people?
 * Pooh: No time to explain. Where are the others?
 * Korra: Right now they’re holding off the Crime Empire as long as they can.
 * Rabbit: She’s right.
 * Korra: Quick, follow us!
 * Luffy: Franky, follow that girl!
 * Franky: You got it!


 * Ash: You better let us out of here right now!
 * -Not likely. We have special plans for you all.
 * -All we need now is that bear and his little friends.
 * Don Karnage: In mere moments, once we deliver you all to Koopa, your home shall be bargain hunters paradise. Free money, free jewels, free seafood dinner.
 * -You must be crazy to think you can take us away and take over our home.
 * Don Karnage: Wha?? Never call me that word.
 * -What word, crazy?
 * Don Karnage: That is the word!
 * -Cool it. Once were done here, their home is as good as ours.
 * Usopp: What’s going on up there?
 * Piglet: Looks like they’re taking all of our gold and got the rest of our friends in jail.
 * Nami: Ok, everyone knows what’s to do?
 * Tigger: Right. Usopp, Chopper, Sanji, Brook, Piglet, Rabbit and I will keep them occupied, while you to go with the other and rescue our buddies.  And when we’re all set, you give the signal to go.
 * Sanji: Right. They’re just one problem.
 * Eeyore: What’s that?
 * Rabbit: Wait where’s Luffy?
 * Zoro: That’s another thing with our captain, he doesn't stay very long.
 * Sanji: Well we better hurry before then.
 * Hook: Hook to Don Karnage
 * Don Karnage: This is Don Karnage. Have you pickled their peppers?
 * Hook: Just finished. We’re just dividing the loot.
 * Negaduck: One for you. 36 for me.
 * -Hey, no fair! How come you get most of the loot.
 * Negaduck: Probably cause. I’m captain and what I say goes.
 * Tigger: Stop in the name of the Rebel Alliance!
 * Negaduck: So, you found your way back again. Not bad for a spudmutter jackanape
 * Rabbit: Well time to show you pirates the plank.
 * -Oh yeah. You and what army?
 * (Suddenly cannon fire appears)
 * -What the--!?!?
 * -Who are those guys!
 * Don Karnage: Tell me, foolish person. What is your name, so I can carve it on your tombstone.
 * Luffy: It’s Monkey D. Luffy! Soon to be the King of the Pirates!
 * Don Karnage: I am not believing this!
 * Hook: Swaggle me eyes. Looks they made some new allies.
 * Don Karnage: Oh, they made me very very angry. Blow them away!
 * Luffy: Gum-Gum ROCKET!!!!
 * Rabbit: Luffy, you were supposed to help free our friends.
 * Luffy: Don’t worry my friends can handle it. And besides this is more fun.
 * -Looks like it’s gonna get ugly.
 * Don Karnage: Do not stand there like logs bumping, get us those heroes!
 * Ash: What’s going on out there?
 * Pooh: Hello, everyone. Have I missed anything fun?
 * -Pooh Bear!
 * -How did you get here?
 * Eeyore: We had some help.
 * Misty: Who are you?
 * Nami: No time for introductions.
 * Nico Robin: Let’s get you all out of here.
 * -They’re right. Let’s go,
 * -You plan to stop us? Face it kid, you’re outnumbered.
 * -Well then let’s even  the odds a bit.
 * -They escaped but how?
 * -Nevermind that. Get ready for a beating ya clowns.
 * -Hey, leave these guys to us.
 * Piglet: Are you sure about that? You guys have never face them before.
 * Luffy: True. But they haven’t face us.
 * Usopp: Can’t we just talk this over.
 * Negaduck: A real pirate pefers action than talk


 * Negaduck: Megavolt! Bushroot! Cash this do-gooders’ checks!
 * Megavolt: I'm a little low on cash. Mind if I charge it?
 * Luffy: Oh yeah? Take your best shot.
 * Megavolt: Take that! (One Piece Episode 182) What impossible!?!?! That should’ve burn you to a crisp. How can you still be alive?
 * Luffy: Guess you didn’t know I made of rubber. (Episode 558
 * Megavolt: What?!?!
 * Luffy: Now here’s my best shot. Gum-Gum PISTOL!!!


 * Bushroot: Guess the means it’s my turn now,huh. Oh well, a plant’s gotta do what plant’s gotta do. (summons a monster plant)
 * Usopp: Well you got your plants and I’ve got mine. Here it goes, Green Star. (Shoots a seed and it becomes a giant plant wolf with a red nose and scare the other one away)
 * Bushroot: Big whoop. I’ll put this dog down before you know it.
 * Usopp: I wouldn’t.
 * Bushroot: Oh yeah, why not.
 * Usopp: See that red bulb on its nose. If you attack, that thing will release a devastating shockwave 3 meters wide. Like this. Impact Wolf!


 * Negaduck: Idiots. Liquidator, Ranamon liquidate that moss-head.
 * Zoro: Bring it on.
 * Ranamon: You got it, moss-hair fool. Ranamon side evolution
 * Liquidator: Are you under stress? Tired of the pitfalls of being a hero? What you need is an all expense paid trip to oblivion
 * Calmaron: So long, sugar
 * Zoro: 3-Sword Style Black Rope Tatsu Maki.


 * Nico Robin: Ganging up to intimidate some poor defenseless creatures. You call yourself a man. Or at least half of one.
 * Two-Face: And what are you gonna do about it.
 * -Um, Robin, would you mind giving me a hand please.
 * Nico Robin: I’ll give you more than a hand. Mil Fleur! Gigantesco Mano!
 * Two-Face: Uh oh.
 * Nico Robin: And Stomp! Sorry!
 * Penguin: Oh, you’ll be sorry my dear.




 * Sanji: HEY!!!
 * Penguin: Huh?
 * Sanji: It wrong to point that thing in front of a woman.
 * Penguin: Oh really? And just what are you going to do about it.
 * Sanji: This. Diable Jambe: Preprime Hache. A lady shouldn’t have to dirty hand hands one scum like you.


 * Nami: My turn. (keeps on attacking Harley)
 * HQ: Don’t flatter yourself, redhead. You must be to weak to take me on.
 * Nami: Who says I’m weak. I got like it when other people do all the work.
 * HQ: Oh yeah. Prove it.
 * Nami: Sorcery Clim-attack. This one’s gonna blow you away. Time for the Gust Sword.
 * HQ: Nice try, girl. You don’t have the juice to take me
 * Nami: Oh yeah? It’s time for Thunderbolt Tempo! That enough for ya.


 * Don Karnage: Hold still you raccoon dog.
 * Chopper: I’m a reindeer, you crazy wolf!
 * Don Karnage: Crazy? Crazy!?! I’ll show you crazy!!!
 * Hook: Come down boy and have a taste of cold steel.
 * Chopper: Oh yeah. Rumble! (turns into his Kung Fu Point and kicks Hook into a cannon)
 * Quackjack: Oooh. We got a live one here.
 * Chopper: I’m just getting started. Heavy Point. (knocks Quackerjack into a case)
 * Quackerjack: Mummy.
 * Chopper: Two down one to go.
 * Don Karnage: That is what you think, Racoon person. I have you now, raccoon dog person.
 * Chopper: You ask for it. (turns into his Monster form)
 * Don Karnage: Maybe not..
 * Chopper: Cloven Roseo, Palm. (smacks Don Karnage’s plane around into a wall)
 * Don Karnage: What a lousy place for a wall




 * Joker: Honestly must I do everything.
 * Franky: Take your best shot.
 * Joker: Hmm, best bring out my big toy.
 * Franky: Well that does look pretty sweet. But if I’m being honest, it’s still way lame than my ultimate weapon. You’re way out of luck now, dude.
 * Joker: Well see, won’t we.
 * Franky: Franky...Radical Beam!
 * Joker: Hoston, we have a problem.
 * -Nice work. Just one more villain to go.
 * -Wait, where’s Negaduck?
 * -And what’s that noise?
 * Piglet: Is that a rumbly in your tumbly, Pooh?






 * Pooh: I don't think so, Piglet.
 * Negaduck: Meet Negablaster!
 * Nami: I got this one. Clim Attack Ready! Heat Ball! Cool Ball! And Thunderbolt Tempo
 * (Negaduck deflects it and hit Usopp and Chopper)
 * Negaduck: Ha, not even your little stick can’t bruise my Negablaster


 * -How are we suppose to beat that.
 * Brook; Yohohoho. Pooh and friends, allow me to take on this fowl of a foe.
 * -Brook, are you sure you can handle Negaduck
 * Brook: Trust me. I take care of him till I’m nothing but bones. That is since I’m already all bones. Yohohoho.
 * Negaduck: What are you gonna do, you overgrown skeleton? Rattle me to death.
 * Brook: Terribly sorry. But I already pass your giant robot and cut you. Also as a fair warning, this will be cold.
 * Negaduck: What the--!?!?,
 * Brook: Song of Scratches - Blizzard Slice.

The End.
 * Ash: We did it!
 * Pika: Pika.
 * -Unbelievable we lost to them again.
 * -This is far from over, you runts.
 * -Keep telling yourselves that.
 * Hook: Well get for this pirate. If it’s the last thing we’ll do.
 * -Now that they’re defeated what do we do with them?
 * Luffy: Leave that to me.
 * -Wait what are you---
 * Luffy: See ya, bad guys. Gum-Gum!!!!
 * -That’s not good
 * Luffy: Bazooka!!!!
 * Villains: CURSE YOU, STRAW HAT!!!!!! (crashes into the Iron Vulture)
 * Don Karnage: Don Karnage is a pirate of mercy. We will let them go this time with a warning. Now retreat!
 * -What just happened
 * -I think that kid just saved us.
 * -Who in the world are you?
 * -And how did you help our friends get back here
 * -It’s a long story. These pirates did help us get back home
 * -They did?
 * Tigger: Yeah. They’re from a world of pirates
 * -This I got to hear.
 * Ash: I want to hear about it too
 * Tigger: It all started when Ranamon sucked us down into that whirlpool
 * Rabbit: And that’s how we ended up back home
 * Kronk: Wow,  I couldn’t figure that one out.
 * Misty: Wow, no wonder Pooh became friends with the Straw Hat Pirates. I guess we owe you a lot for helping our friends get back home.
 * Nami: Well, as a matter of fact…
 * Usopp: Don’t you even think about it!
 * Robin: (laughs to herself)
 * Brock: Oh, Nami and Robin, what beautiful names. So black and white, yet so playful. Please let’s find a quiet spot to line up and see if we’re a match
 * Misty: Haven’t you learn by now, that you shouldn’t toy if can’t win.
 * Tigger: Sorry about that ladies. Brock-o has a little “thing” with girls.
 * Zoro: No sweat. We have one like that too. It’s that stupid swirly cook over there.
 * Sanji: YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE THEY’RE NOT BEGGING YOU TO STAY, UGLY!!!!
 * Zoro: WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY!?!?!
 * -Do they always fight all the time?
 * -Ever since they met each other, it’s always been a competition
 * -So what do we do now?
 * -Well we should probably head back home.
 * Luffy: Yeah, but first, BANQUET!!!!!
 * -Banquet?
 * -I’ll tell you guys later.
 * -Well, ok.
 * -Looks like we got some new friends from another world.
 * -Hey, if you guys ever need our help for something, you can always count on us.
 * -And the same goes for you.
 * -Well, what are we waiting for. Let’s eat!
 * -Yeah!!!
 * Piglet: Aren’t you coming, Pooh
 * Pooh: Well, I thought, Piglet, I though I might stay behind and um, clean up a bit.