The journey begins

This is how the Journey begins in Thomas, Twilight, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy's Big Picture show.

''[A giant stack of items moves across the desert. On top is Rolf, directing it; on bottom, Wilfred, tugging it. Rolf is following a trail of footprints; one foot was in a shoe, while the other was bare. Suddenly, he spots a glint of metal up ahead, and he leaps off.]''

Rolf: "We must not be seen, as the Ed-boys will surely flee, Wilfred! Lay low, and follow Rolf's posterior."

''[The two creep up on the rock. Suddenly, Rolf leaps out and brandishes his pitchfork.]''

Rolf: "ED-BOYS! SHAKLAHAM! SHOOKEE! SHLOOHORM! DON'T EVER! DO THAT! AGAIN! SLAHEE FISHMONGER! Calle! Cai!"

''[Rolf begins to pant. He then looks around and realizes that there's nobody there.]''

Rolf: "The Ed-boys think they have played Rolf as a phony baloney. But they have yet to feel the wrath of this SON OF A SHEPHERD!"

''[Rolf takes out a key and unlocks a suitcase. He takes another box out and opens it, revealing six eggs. He takes one out and looks around. Spotting the steaming engine, Rolf cracks the egg on it; the egg begins to fry. He then walks over to one of the seats and takes out a canteen. Rolf opens the canteen and pours oil out of it, onto the seat. Once the canteen is empty, he throws it and the cork over his shoulder. The cork lodges in Wilfred's nose, and the pig begins to snort.]''

Rolf: "Wilfred! You interrupt Rolf's study! Do you think this is party time for 1999? No!"

''[Rolf turns back to the chair. Taking out a muffin, he proceeds to dab it in the oil. He then looks at it.]''

Rolf: "Ah ha."

''[The egg finishes cooking, and Rolf picks it up. He then proceeds to lay it on top of the muffin. Suddenly, Wilfred rams him from behind. Rolf drops the muffin, and Wilfred scrambles over and eats it.]''

Rolf: "Wilfred! Has your thinkbox collapsed? Do not eat Rolf's tell-all! Back, I say!"

[Wilfred suddenly charges forward, pushing Rolf backwards.]

Rolf: "Wait–Wilfred, no!" [He slams into the car's trunk.] "Accursed swine! Consider yourself stricken from the annual son-of-a-shepherd custard bake-off!"

''[He notices the "Out of Order" label Edd stuck on the trunk. Peeling it off, he has Wilfred sniff it to get the scent.]''

Rolf: "We'll have the Ed-boys on a spit by nightfall!"

With our heroes.

[The group's tromping through a grassy field.]

Ed: "Can your brother send me brain waves too, Eddy?"

Eddy: "If only you had a brain, Ed."

Ed: "C'mon, Eddy, have a heart!"

Edd: "Courage, courage Eddward."

[They come to a gate marking off private property.]

Eddy: "Yee-haw!"

''[Eddy kicks the gate open, and he and Ed enter. Edd hesitates.]''

Edd: [gasping] "Private property? Um, fellows!"

''[He waits for his friends to come back. When they don't, he crosses the line.]''

Edd: "Wait! Stop!" [He shuts the gate.] "Come back! We're trespassing!"

Eddy: "Trespass, schmespass. It's a shortcut." [They enter a field of cows.]

Ed: "Look, guys! Moo-moos there! Moo-moos everywhere!"

Eddy: "My bro's got a billion cows. A regular stampede of em."

''[A crowd of flies settles above Ed's head. He approaches Eddy.]''

Ed: "Your brother's got moo-moos, Eddy?"

''[Eddy waves the flies away. Edd joins them.]''

Edd: "Haven't we poked and prodded fate enough for one day, Eddy?" [whispering] "I'm frightened."

Eddy: "Poor little ol' Sockhead. You're so neeve."

Cadance: It's Naive, Eddy.

Eddy: "That too. My big bro would never let anything happen to me, and I'll tell you what–I'll put in a good word for you all.

Toby: That'll be good.

Edd: "Thank you Eddy! Your brother certainly is a kind, upstanding and generous human being."

Ed: [joyful] "He's got moo-moos, Double D!"

Wreck-it Ralph; Hey Eddy, where we going exactly?

Edward: Yeah, where does your brother live?

Eddy: "Beats me. I don't know where he lives."