Twilight and Flash Sentry find Optimus/Money problems

This is how Twilight and Flash Sentry find Optimus and Money problems goes in My Little Pony Transformers: Age of Extinction.

[We see a truck driving]

[Inside the pickup truck is Twilight, wearing a cap and sunglasses]

[She drives into Ponyville and parks on the side of the street as she sees Human Flash Sentry drive up]

Twilight Sparkle: Good thing he made it. Him somehow flunking CHS.

[Flash finishes listening to You're Welcome and gets out]

Twilight Sparkle: What, surf report no good at South Padre?

Flash Sentry: The waves are flat and I have no gas. You know that, Twilight.

[A truck carrying pigs drives past him]

Flash Sentry: [to himself] Dude, rude.[to Human Applejack and Human Rarity] Hey girls.

[They wave as he crosses the street]

Flash Sentry: Hey, you're paying me on this one, right, Twilight? Please tell me I'm getting paid.

Twilight Sparkle: We're in this together, cause I'm still trying to scrape up money for myself, for you, and the girls.

[They walk over to the abandoned movie theatre]

Flash Sentry: [to the landlord] High, Flash Sentry.

[They shake hands]

[They go inside]

Landlord Pony's grandson: Place has been in the family since '28. Granddaddy ran it all his life. Ain't that right, granddaddy? Real soon, he's gonna be signing it over to me.

Theatre Landlord Pony: The movies nowadays, that's the trouble. Sequels and remakes, bunch of nothin'. [points to an old poster of "El Dorado"] I love that one. Oh.

Landlord Pony's grandson: [to Twilight and Flash] He's deaf and senile.

Theatre Landlord Pony: Heard that.

[They go into another room]

Landlord Pony's grandson: [points to some old projectors] Now, these just need some spit and polish. I believe they're digital, possibly IMAX.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, they're not. Mister, we'll have a look around if you want to leave us to it, okay?

Theatre Landlord Pony: You know, folks used to come from miles around to see the plays and bands, especially Nana Noodleman.

Landlord Pony's grandson: [to Twilight] I swear to Celestia, I am one diaper change away from poisoning his oatmeal.

Twilight Sparkle: [to the landlord] Hey, you hang in there, buddy. If coming here makes you feel young, then tell this kid to bring you here everyday.

[She turns to the grandson]

Twilight Sparkle: [referring to some camera lenses in her magic aura] 7 bits, or I keep talking.

Landlord Pony's grandson: Sold.

Theatre Landlord Pony: [scoffs in amusement]

[We see Twilight and Flash walking the old theatre]

Flash Sentry: Remember this place when we were kids? How many boys do you think you brought here in high school and the academy?

Twilight Sparkle: [referring to his pony counterpart] I only remember one.

[Twilight finds an old football, still intact]

Twilight Sparkle: [picks it up with her magic] Hey, heads! [throws it]

Flash Sentry: [catches it, but trips on some old junk]

Twilight Sparkle: That's how you made the varsity team.

[Flash gets up]

Flash Sentry: Ah. Alright. Go long.

[He throws the ball farther than Twilight]

Flash Sentry: Just leave it.

[They go looking for things in different places]

[Until she finds an old abandoned truck, with bullet holes in it]

[She gets on it, but it stumbles a little]

[When she opens the door, motar shells fall out]

Twilight Sparkle: [picks one up with her magic] Mortar shells? What in Tartarus happened to you?

[She goes over to the landlord's grandson]

Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Snake tounge. How much for the truck?

Landlord Pony's grandson: [confused] Truck?

[Cut to Ponyville as we see a jeep driving]

[We see Rarity is riding with some of her friends from childhood]

Rarity: 2 more weeks, girls, until no more classes, ever. Almost time to go to the beach and have a great summer!

Childhood Friends and Rarity: Wooh!

[Rarity's friends drive off]

[She picks up the mail and stuff people and ponies have left for Twilight to repair]

Rarity: [walks up to the castle and holds the letter up high with her magic] Pease, please.

[She sees the letter has DENIED stamped on it]

Rarity: [sighs] No financial aid. Great.

[As she comes over, a robot version of Spike steps in front]

Applejack: Ah miss Spike.

Rainbow Dash: What happened to him after the Battle of Manehatten?

[The robot Spike opens the door to the castle]

Robot Spike: Welcome home, madame Rarity.

Rarity: [sighs in sadness]

[We see some recycled footage from the Battle of Manehatten]

CNN Reporter: The Battle of Manehatten was an event that permanently changed our world.

News Reporter #1: Over 1300 dead.

CNN Reporter: Much of the city has been destroyed.

News Reporter #2: Homeland Security is urging everyone to report any suspicious alien activity.

[We see posters of Decepticon labeling them as enemies, while other posters have pictures of Bumblebee, Optimus, and Malfunction with the word HATE]

News Reporter #3: A swift act of Congress put an end to all joint operations between the military and the Autobots, ending the alliance.

[We see construction workers salvaging the mother ship as Energon Readers keep watch]

[cut to a meeting of EIA agents]

Tirek: [messing with some playing cards] As this committee knows, the Invasion of Manehatten was defining day for our nation. The day millions of people and ponies realized that never again can we let aliens fight our battles for us. A handful of Autobots were given sanctuary after joint-combat operations were abolished. Many of them remain in hiding, due to the work of Autobot rebel, Major Malfunction his students, mutant king Commander Tavary, aka Nighlock, and the hacker girl known as Sombra. Fewer than a dozen Decepticons are still on the run thanks to our EIA unit, "Tartarus Wind". As for the alien technology, our objective remains to keep it under Equestrian control.