Emerl & The Super Mario Bros transcript

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(MARIO BROS TUNE)

Narrator: A long, long time ago, the earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling them. Actually, no people went around hassling them because there weren't any people yet. Just the first tiny mammals.

(BOING)

Narrator: Basically, life was good.

T-Rex: Lou, it just don't get no better than this.

Lou: Yeah!

(DRAMATIC DRUMMING)

Narrator: Then something happened. A giant meteorite struck the earth. Goodbye, dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed?What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continue to thriveand evolved into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings? Just like us! And hey, what if they found their way back?