The Final Showdown

This is how the final showdown goes in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Rambo III

[The team now walk into a big valley]

Rambo: Across the valley is the Border.

Trautman: We did it guys.

Eddy: And once we make it to the border, we're home free!

Rigby: I don't like the look of this.

Mordecai: Dude, what you talking about?

Rigby: Don't get me wrong guys, but in every action movie I've ever seen with something similar to the adventure we're having; as soon as you after making it to the check point, the buy guy always comes there with every single man, tank and artillery to try and kill the heroes as a last resort.

Twilight: That's ridiculous! I mean, you really think that crazy soldier will really come with every single fighting machine he has to try and get us!?

Rambo: Wait.

[they all stop and there's a rumbling sound]

Rigby: What is that?

Trautman: That son of a pig.

[then out come several tanks, trucks, soldiers, and Zaysen's chopper, shortly followed by Tirek, Starlight, and Bellwether]

Twilight: Sorry I asked.

Edd: This is not good.

Zaysen: (over chopper's microphone) Do not try to retreat! You cannot escape! We will not attack you, if you do not run. We do not want to hurt you.

Trautman: Somehow, I don't believe him.

Shining Armor: I agree. Then again, I never trusted Bellwether, Starlight, or Tirek anyway.

Zaysen: (over chopper's microphone) I order you to come forward and you will be given a fair trial! Drop your weapons, and remain where you are!

Bellwether: Don't even try to engage us! We have you outnumbered!

Trautman: Anyone got any ideas?

General Dedrich: I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

Zaysen: (over chopper's microphone) Drop your weapons!

Rambo: Surrounding them is out.

Pepper Clark: We're surrounded by tank, trucks, soldiers, a chopper, a crazy sheep, a communistic unicorn, and psycho, power-hungry, monkey horse; and all you can do is think about having a joke about it!?

Tirek: DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND SURRENDER, NOW!!!

Rambo: [checks grenade launcher]

Zaysen: (over chopper's microphone) You have no chance of escape! Come forward, we wish to take you back alive! This is your last warning!

Starlight: We're giving you 1 minute to choose or we open fire on you!

[Soldiers fire warning shots]

Tirek: The choice is yours! So what will it be?

Trautman: What do you say, guys?

Rambo: SCREW EM'! (cocks grenade launcher)

General Dedrich: We're not going down without a fight! We'll either die free as birds, or die trying.

Hugs: Good enough for me!

Rambo: [fires grenade launcher and blows up one of the trucks]

General Dedrich: OPEN FIRE!!!!

[everyone starts opening fire at the soldiers and villains]

Zaysen: (starts up chopper and starts firing rockets at the team]

Starlight: [opens fire with her rifle]

Bellwether: [opens fire with her pistol]

Tirek: '''FINE!! YOU DIE!!!''' [starts firing fire balls]

[the team then jump into a ditch as the chopper flies above them]

Trautman: If we're gonna go I wish we had taken those jerks with us!

[all soldiers open fire at them team as they return fire, and blow up several of the trucks]

[then it stops]

Spongebob: Huh? They stopped?