Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures/Transcript

This is the script for Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures.

Donkey's Challenge
[The teenage Trick or Treater throws his bag of candy there at the shadows, which are the Ogre Triplets] [The Ogre Triplets eats some candy and Shrek chuckles] [When Shrek, Fiona and their children [
 * Teenage Trick or Treater: Run!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Take it! Take all of it!
 * The Ogre Triplets: Candy!
 * Shrek: You did a great job with that big kid.
 * Felicia: Hi, Daddy.
 * Farkle: That was
 * Fiona: Yeah,
 * Shrek:
 * Fiona:
 * Shrek:
 * Shrek:
 * Lightning McQueen:
 * Donkey:
 * Gingy:
 * Hugo:
 * Rita:
 * Jack:
 * Cal:
 * Pearl:
 * Pinkie Pie:
 * Pinocchio:

Arriving at Duloc
[Soon, [Shrek open the gate and the gang are in Duloc] [Shrek pulls the lever [Hugo and Rita faint. Gingy poops jelly beans] [Shrek poses with Donkey and thier picture is taken. The photo gets ejected with the words "Get out"]
 * Gingy: Castle Duloc?
 * Little Pig 1: But, this is where Lord Farquaad lived.
 * Little Pig 2: Ja. Und died.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): I heard it is haunted by his ghost.
 * Jack: ???
 * Cal: ???
 * Pearl: ???
 * Rita: ???
 * Sci-Twi: And I bet Linda Ryan is more scarier then
 * Percy: ???
 * Shrek: Are you guys to scared to put on big boy pants and go in? I'll just claim my winnings and be off my way.
 * Donkey: ???
 * Shrek: ????
 * Hugo: ???
 * Wheely: What he means you can't go barging into some scary joint like you own the place.
 * Hugo: ????
 * Putt Putt: Donkey and I got that creepy house of wax five going on here.
 * Luke: ???
 * Shrek: Oh look. It's that little thingy Donkey loved so much. Remember?
 * Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc, it's a creepy town~
 * What was once pristine now is all run down~
 * We will chop off your head and then laugh when you're dead~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Come on in, What the heck~
 * Fall right dowm, break your...
 * Face~
 * Duloc is, Duloc is~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Scary Voice: Get Out!
 * Luigi: ????
 * Guido: ???
 * Lightning McQueen:
 * Mater:
 * Dusty Crophopper:
 * Jack:
 * Shrek: Ooh. Let's do that again!
 * Donkey: NO!

Donkey and Puss' Story: Boots Motel
[ [Puss is in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [ [The inn keeper pulls out a knife and scary music plays] [Puss gets stabbed and his fur goes down the drain] [Back in the castle] [Back to the story] [Charming blasts Puss to dust]
 * Puss In Boots: I do have a Terrieing tale to tell.
 * Donkey: It was a dark and stormy night.
 * Puss in Boots:
 * Donkey: And we needed to find us some shelter.
 * [Donkey points at something then we see them going into a giant shoe and the title appears " "]
 * Puss in Boots: It's my turn to tell the story.
 * Donkey: Hey, hey, shh.
 * Donkey (narrating): The kindly inn keeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubby inside.
 * Donkey: My trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up.
 * Puss in Boots: Sidekick?
 * Donkey: And I would love some waffles.
 * Puss in Boots: But we are equals.
 * Donkey: Oh man. Of course we are. [looks at the camera] The noble Donkey reassures his inferior sidekick.
 * Puss in Boots: I'm getting a little tired of this..
 * Donkey (narrating): But Before Puss can finish his thought, he decided to take a well deserved tounge bath.
 * Donkey (narrating): But Before Puss can finish his thought, he decided to take a well deserved tounge bath.
 * Puss in Boots: [sputters] Well. As long as I am here.
 * Donkey: But, right then, danger came from behind.
 * Donkey: Ree-ree-ree-Ree~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, dum-dum~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, duh-dum~ And Puss was never seen again. Ha-ha! The end.
 * Puss in Boots: No. that's not how the story goes. I was aware of the approaching danger..
 * Puss in Boots: And went [pulls out his sword] for my steel!
 * Donkey: Don't worry, little buddy. I'm here to save you.
 * Puss in Boots: Oh, you're killing me.
 * [Donkey see Prince Charming holding a wand]
 * Donkey (narrating): [gasps] It was Prince Charming! He was packing heat and he wanted revenge!
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): I want revenge!
 * Donkey: He said. But before anyone can do anything, ka-Blam!
 * Donkey: He said. But before anyone can do anything, ka-Blam!