Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures/Transcript

This is the script for Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures.

Donkey's Challenge
[The teenage Trick or Treater throws his bag of candy there at the shadows, which are the Ogre Triplets] [The Ogre Triplets eats some candy and Shrek chuckles] [The door is an open to dark inside the house] [When Shrek, Fiona and their children enters their house, it was dark] [Then, the lights came on and the team and Shrek's friends jump out and do scary movements and noises] [The gangs sighs in despair at their failure] [Shrek shuts the curtain on Pinocchio] [His nose grows] [After Fiona and the Ogre Triplets left, Puss gets in Shrek's chair]
 * Teenage Trick or Treater: Run! Run for your life!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Oh! Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take all of it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: The monster took my shoe!
 * The Ogre Triplets: Candy!
 * Shrek: Felicia!
 * Felicia: Hi, Daddy.
 * Shrek: That was a nice grip you had on that big fat kid. Farkle, excellent work with your teeth.
 * Fergus: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
 * Shrek: Fergus, my lad. You're gonna have to work on your timing. All in all, not bad for your first Halloween.
 * Fiona: They're growing up so fast. And look who's got first clump of hair?
 * Shrek: Oh, did you see? Farkle got him on the ankle.
 * Fiona: But, what about Little Fergus?
 * Shrek: Nothing yet.
 * Fiona: Oh, that's all right, sweetie. Mommy didn't get a scare this year either.
 * Shrek: Fear not, my love. The night is still young. [notices the door opened] Hold the phone. Who left the door open?
 * Fiona: You don't think anyone's inside.
 * Shrek: Now, who'd be stupid enough to break into an ogre's house?
 * Shrek: Huh?
 * Lightning McQueen: [hisses]
 * Mater: [laughs as Dracula]
 * Sally Carrera: [laughs like a witch]
 * Holley Shiftwell: [growls]
 * Dusty Crophopper: [squeaks like a bat]
 * Donkey: [babbles]
 * Gingy: [moans like a mummy]
 * Three Little Pigs: [making scary noises]
 * Hugo: [growls]
 * Rita: [growls]
 * Jack: [laughs like Megatron]
 * Cal: [screams]
 * Pearl: [cackles like Wuya]
 * Pinkie Pie: [cackles]
 * Pinocchio: [groans]
 * Princess Luna: [laughs like Nightmare Moon]
 * Princess Celestia: [Laughs like Daybreaker]
 * Princess Cadance: [laughs like Chrysalis]
 * Wheely: [revs his engine]
 * Bella: [revs her engine]
 * Putt Putt: [revs his engines]
 * Shrek: Oh, wow... Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
 * Fiona: Happy Halloween, everyone.
 * Thomas: Oh, come on.
 * Rita: Who knew ogres would be so hard to scare?
 * Hugo: I know what you mean.
 * Donkey: Aw man.
 * Gingy: You said this was gonna scare them.
 * Luke: But look at them, they didn't even jump.
 * Millie: Absolutely.
 * Pinocchio: Hey! I worked hard on this costume.
 * Puss in Boots: My cape looks terrifying!
 * Donkey: [booted Puss] Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?
 * Theodore Tugboat: Yeah, it was enough to make anyone's spine tingle.
 * Fiona: Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.
 * Shrek: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.
 * Donkey: I bet we can find something that will scare the pants off of you!
 * Pinkie Pie: Or give you heart attacks!
 * Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): That would scare me and give me a heart attack.
 * Jack: Yep.
 * Shrek: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?
 * Donkey: All of us. Telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared!
 * Mater: Yep!
 * Puss in Boots: Yes! Stories that will make your blood run cold!
 * Donkey: Yeah!
 * Puss in Boots: Stories that will terrify you!
 * Rita: And ghosts will rise!
 * Puss in Boots: And who ever last through the night shall be the King of Halloween.
 * Shrek: I accept!
 * Jack, Cal and Pearl: Hooray!
 * Team McQueen: All right!
 * Donkey: We doubly accept!
 * Shrek: Does anyone else want to join our little contest?
 * Rita: I'm in!
 * Pig 1: Ja, wunderbar!
 * Three blind mice: Huzzah!
 * Fiona: Okay. I think I'm going to take the kids out and terrify a few more trick-or-treaters.
 * Shrek: Will I see you later?
 * Fiona: The night is young.
 * Puss in Boots: I shall begin. Once upon a Midnight dreary...
 * Donkey: There was this crazy albino guy with a hook and he lived in a mirror. And if you even look at him, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone!
 * Shrek: Whoa, Hey, hold on. I'm didn't say we were doing this here.
 * Donkey: Uh, what?
 * Shrek: You name the terms, I name the place.
 * Donkey: Okay, Fine! Where are we gonna do this?

Arriving at Duloc
[Soon, Shrek, his friends and Team McQueen arrived at Duloc] [Shrek open the gate and the gang are in Duloc] [The echo bounces around] [Jack, Cal and Pearl look at each other and nod] [Rita glares] [Then, Shrek noticed the information booth] [Shrek pulls the lever, the doors open and the welcometo Duloc Song (Creepy version) plays] [Hugo and Rita faint. Gingy poops jelly beans] [Shrek poses with Donkey and thier picture is taken. The photo gets ejected with the words "Get out"] [His yell echoes]
 * Gingy: Castle Duloc?
 * Donkey: Oh, Ha-Ha, very funny, Shrek.
 * Little Pig 1: But, this is where Lord Farquaad lived!
 * Little Pig 2: Ja. Und died!
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): I heard it's haunted by his ghost.
 * Jack: [scoffs] Then how come he isn't here now trying to scare us off?
 * Cal: I don't know. That place is haunted.
 * Pearl: I am scared of ghosts.
 * Rita: Pearl, you've got me to protect you.
 * Jack: Yeah. Wimp.
 * Rita: Jack! Be nice.
 * Hugo: You sure have a way with them.
 * Rita: I know.
 * Jack, Cal and Pearl: (singing) Rita likes Hugo!
 * Rita: (in fury) We're not in love!
 * Jack: Sorry! Our mistake!
 * Toaster: Maybe he's waiting for the right moment.
 * Blanky: I agree.
 * Radio: Here, here.
 * Sci-Twi: And I bet Linda Ryan is more scarier then the ghost of Farquaad.
 * Percy: A bit like Thomas when I pretended to be a ghost. (laughs)
 * Gator: Good one, Percy.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: (angry) It's not funny, Percy! (gets very scared) But, I hope my brother, Timothy, was not in there.
 * Toby: Don't worry, Thomas. There's no such thing as ghosts.
 * Duncan: Yeah. Stop bein' such a scaredy-engine!
 * Rusty: Duncan!
 * Duncan: Sorry.
 * Peter Sam: I don't know about this, Shrek.
 * Shrek: Are you're all too scared to put on big boy pants and go in? I'll just claim my winnings and be on my way.
 * Donkey: Wait a minute! We can last in there just as long as you can!
 * Shrek: Fine. Come on, then.
 * Hugo: Shrek, I'm not sure about this.
 * Wheely: What he means you can't go barging into some scary joint like you own the place.
 * Shrek: Why not? It's not like there's anyone here to stop us.
 * Putt Putt: Donkey and I got that creepy house of wax vibe going on here.
 * Luke: I guess.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Hello? [echo] Anyone here? Hello? [echo] Echo! [echo]
 * Sparky: Yeah! [echo]
 * Jack: CA-CA-CA-CA-CA! CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA! CA-CA-CA-CA! [echo]
 * Pearl: WOO-WOO! WOO-WOO! WOO-WOO! [echo]
 * Rita: Stop that!
 * Cal: Sorry.
 * Hugo: That was great.
 * Rita: Thanks.
 * Shrek: Oh look. It's that little thingy Donkey loved so much. Remember?
 * Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc, it's a creepy town~
 * What was once pristine now is all run down~
 * We will chop off your head and then laugh when you're dead~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Come on in, What the heck~
 * Fall right dowm, break your...
 * Face~
 * Duloc is, Duloc is~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Scary Voice: Get Out!
 * Luigi: That was the scariest moment of my life. [faints]
 * Guido: [speaks Italian and faints also]
 * Lightning McQueen: I think someone's telling us to get out.
 * Mater: Dadgum.
 * Cruz Ramirez: That was creepy.
 * Dusty Crophopper: You think that's creepy? Wait till you see the castle's insides.
 * Jack: I don't like it.
 * Cal: Neither do I.
 * Pearl: Me neither!
 * Hiro: I am scared, Luna. I hope my friend Ryan-Ko is Okay.
 * Princess Luna: He will be, Hiro. But we will be find as long as we stick together.
 * Shrek: Ooh! Let's do that again!
 * Donkey: NO!

Cruz's Story: The Groom of Cruz
[In the castle, Shrek lights the fire and sits in a chair] [The title "The Groom of Cruz" was shown, and Cruz is seen driving when she saw a strange place] [She enters the building] [Cruz looks around] [Cruz wonders around when she heard an engine revving] [Then, she sees a black British taxi] [Dr. Mechanic showed up with big scary tools as Cruz tries to escape] [Dr. Mechanic groomed Cruz with his tools. Back in the castle, Cruz finishes her story] [Mater drives out of the castle, meaning that he is Scared Shrekless]
 * Shrek: Well, then, heh, this ought to be fun.
 * Donkey: Pfft. Fun, yeah, right.
 * Puss in Boots: I find myself agreeing with boss. This looks to be a very entertaining evening.
 * Donkey: You know what? I just figured out what your costume is. You came as a kiss-Up!
 * Shrek: All right, all right. Buckle up, everyone. The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot, the sooner I can be home, Cozy in my bed, unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Oh, oh, pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!
 * Big Bad Wolf: [sighs] This isn't the one where you getting trapped in a petting zoo again, is it? Cause that's not scary.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Actually, if you look it from my perspective...
 * Cruz Ramirez: Hey, guess what, Pinocchio. Nobody cares!
 * Lightning McQueen: Okay, okay. That's enough you two.
 * Cruz Ramirez: I know, McQueen. But, I got a great story to tell and trust me, it will scare the tyres and socks right out of your fenders. [clears her throat] It all began on a night much like this one.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Huh?
 * Dr. Mechanic: Hello.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Huh? Who are you?
 * Dr. Mechanic: You will know me in time, young car.
 * Dr. Mechanic: You may be wondering what you're doing here now but wait till you see what's in store for you next.
 * Cruz Ramirez: What do you mean?
 * Dr. Mechanic: You'll see.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Mr. McQueen, is that you?
 * Britsh Taxi: Ello Gov'nor!
 * Cruz Ramirez: Yikes!
 * Dr. Mechanic: Going somewhere?
 * Cruz Ramirez: Get away from me!
 * Dr. Mechanic: [cackles]
 * Cruz Ramirez: No! Stop! Let me go! Please! I'm begging you! Please, don't! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Cruz Ramirez: And all that was left of me, was my spoiler, tyres and my engine.
 * Mater: Dadgum! That's too freaky for me!
 * Lightning McQueen: Mater, that's not scarier than Sheriff's ghostlight story.
 * Mater: You won't get me, Ghostlight! Not that guy or Lord Farquaad's Ghost!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [laughs] Good luck trying to find your way out!
 * Silverstream: Wait, If he is grooming you, where did that British car in your story?
 * Yona: Yak scared!

Hugo and Rita's Story: The Haunted Headquarters
[The title "The Haunted Headquarters" was shown as the rain goes on at the Headquarters] [Rita hears something scary] [At the door, the two [ [All of sudden, [ [ [Rita
 * Lightning McQueen: Well, who's next on the story?
 * Sally Carrera: Anyone?
 * Jack: Me!
 * Cal: We got it!
 * Pearl: We got one!
 * Jack: And it's gonna terrify you in five seconds flat!
 * Rita: [rolled her eyes] Yeah, right.
 * Hugo: Actually, we got a perfect story.
 * Rita: And it's surely gonna scare my siblings.
 * Hugo: That will teach them a lesson too.
 * Lightning McQueen: Go on, you two.
 * Jack: (scoffs)
 * Rita: Jack! Okay, it began on a night like tonight.
 * Hugo: Boy, am I glad to be out of the rain?
 * Rita: Me too.
 * Hugo: Hey, Guys! We're back! McQueen?
 * Rita: Mater?!
 * Hugo: Sally?!
 * Rita: What was that?!
 * Hugo: Do you think something happened while we were gone?
 * Rita: I don't know.
 * Hugo: Listen.
 * Rita: Wherever that noise is...
 * Hugo: It's coming from the basement.
 * Rita: Follow me.
 * Rita: You go open the door!
 * Hugo:
 * Rita:
 * Hugo: Nothing happened.
 * Rita:
 * Hugo:
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 * Hugo:
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 * Hugo:
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 * Rita:
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 * Hugo:

Gingy's Story: The Bride of Gingy
[The storm thunders at the Bakery as the title, "The Bride of Gingy", was shown. Gingy knocks on the door and the Muffin Man answers it] [Gingy ???? [The Muffin Man ??? [The Muffin Man ???? [The Muffin Man ???? [The Muffin Man ???? [Gingy ???? [The Muffin Man cracks an egg and pours some flour and sugar into a bowl but Gingy pours more sugar into it] [Thunder crashes] [The Muffin Man ???? [They both laugh] [After the Muffin Man leaves, Gingy looks at [When Gingy leaves, Sugar comes to life, looks around and see Gingy] [The song, "Happy Together" [ [ [When Sugar gets inside the Gingerbread House, Gingy ran off] [
 * Gingy: Get ready to send these losers home, Shrek, cause I got a doozy and it's all true. (clears his throat) It was a dark and stormy night.
 * The Muffin Man: Gingy?
 * Gingy: My girlfriend kicked me out.
 * Gingy: I don't know. Something about me being too into myself. Blah, blah, blah, yak, yak, yak.
 * The Muffin Man: You? But you are so adorable.
 * Gingy: I know! That's what I keep telling her! I need a good woman, Muffin Man.
 * The Muffin man: Ah. I can help you, Gingy.
 * The Muffin Man: How about this one?
 * Gingy: Uh, I don't know.
 * The Muffin Man: You like her, huh?
 * Gingy: Nope. Weird hair.
 * The Muffin Man: How about this one? [shows Gingy a woman shaped cookie cutter looks like ????
 * Gingy: Too scary.
 * Gingy: No!
 * Gingy: Don't like it!
 * The Muffin Man: Okay, well, how about this one?
 * Gingy: Yes, that's it!
 * Gingy: She's perfect! The girl of my dreams.
 * Gingy: Wait, more sugar!
 * The Muffin Man: But, that is not the recipe.
 * Gingy: Trust me, Muffin Man. This girl's got to be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever.
 * The Muffin Man: I must warn you, Gingy, no one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!
 * Gingy: Just put her into the oven!
 * The Muffin Man: [evilly laughs]
 * Gingy: [evilly laughs then gets shocked] Ow!
 * Gingy: Okay, a little privacy.
 * The Muffin Man: Huh?
 * Gingy: Take a hike.
 * The Muffin Man: Heh-heh. Oh, oui.
 * Gingy: Oh my gosh, I'm in love! Oh, a cookie angle. [????] Whoa! And you're hot, too! Hello? Hello? [sighs] I guess it didn't work.
 * Sugar: [Squees] Yeah! Woo-hoo! Oh, Gingy. Is it you? The one I was made for? Oh, we'll be together forever.
 * Gingy: Sweet!
 * Sugar: Are you happy, Gingy?
 * Gingy: You bet! The time since I met you has been the best... [] seven and a half minutes of my life.
 * Sugar:
 * Gingy:
 * Sugar:
 * Sugar:
 * Ginger:
 * Sugar:
 * Gingy:
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 * Sugar:
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 * Gingy:

Donkey and Puss' Story: Boots Motel
[Donkey and Puss were in a stormy night] [Puss is in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [Puss is about to start his toung bath when...?] [The inn keeper pulls out a knife and scary music plays] [Puss gets stabbed and his fur goes down the drain] [Back in the castle] [Back to the story] [Donkey knock down the door pinning the inn keeper down] [Donkey see Prince Charming holding a wand] [Charming blasts Puss to dust] [Rewinds to the point before Puss got blasted] [Puss sees that he has landed on an X and mutters] [He pulled the lever and Puss falls into a hole of a Charming head from a carnival game. Puss shows up in front of it] [Puss wakes up in his bedroom] [Donkey answer the door] [He fall from the celing] [The lights turn off] [The lights turn on to reveal Donkey in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [He pulls te curtain and saw a giant waffle] [Donkey runs] [A pink tutu appears on Donkey] [A sombrero appears on Donkey's head] [A coconut brasher appears on Donkey's neck] [The waffle man lifts the plate and Donkey is eaten] [Donkey pops out of the mouth of the monster] [Puss gets sprayed by Pinocchio with a water bottle. Puss screeches and runs out of the castle very fast] [Celestia and the others follow Discord] [Meanwhile at the Swamp, the Three Blind Mice are still walking]
 * Puss in Boots: I do have a terrifying tale to tell.
 * Donkey: It was a dark and stormy night.
 * Puss in Boots: What the?
 * Donkey: And we needed to find us some shelter.
 * [Donkey points at something then we see them going into a giant shoe and the title appears "Boots Motel"]
 * Puss in Boots: It's my turn to tell the story.
 * Donkey: Hey, hey, shh.
 * [The door opens to reveal a inn keeper]
 * Donkey: (narrating) The kindly inn keeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubby inside.
 * Donkey: My trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up.
 * Puss in Boots: Sidekick?
 * Donkey: And I would love some waffles.
 * Puss in Boots: But we are equals.
 * Donkey: Oh man. Of course we are. [looks at the camera] The noble Donkey reassures his clearly inferior sidekick.
 * Puss in Boots: I'm getting a little tired of this..
 * Donkey: (narrating) But Before Puss can finish his thought, he decided to take a well deserved tongue bath.
 * Puss in Boots: [sputters] What the? Well. As long as I am here.
 * Donkey: But, right then, danger came from behind.
 * Donkey: Ree-ree-ree-ree~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, dum-dum~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, duh-dum~ And Puss was never seen again. Ha-ha! The end.
 * Puss in Boots: No. that's not how the story goes. I was aware of the approaching danger..
 * Puss in Boots: And went [pulls out his sword] for my steel!
 * Donkey: Don't worry, little buddy. I'm here to save you!
 * Puss in Boots: Oh, you're killing me.
 * Donkey: (narrating) [gasps] It was Prince Charming! He was packing heat and he wanted revenge!
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): I want revenge!
 * Donkey: He said. But before anyone can do anything, ka-Blam!
 * Donkey: It was awful. It was terrible. It was really, really scary.
 * Puss in Boots: What? No! Go back!
 * Puss in Boots: Although the Charming was fast, I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety.
 * Donkey: Which is exactly what he wanted you to do.
 * Donkey: Charming laughed just like a crazed maniac.
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): Ha, Ha-Ha-Ha, Ha.
 * Puss in Boots: N-n-n-n-n-no, I'm sorry. But I would never let that happen to me. Instead, I-I-I woke up.
 * Puss in Boots: Yeah. That's right. It was all a dream.
 * Donkey: You mean a nightmare? You know you're on the ceiling, right?
 * Puss in Boots: I will get you for this.
 * Donkey: Oh. And then the lights went out. It was horrrible and sad how Puss pleaded for mercy.
 * Puss in Boots: Mercy? Please.
 * Donkey: Said Puss with his last dying breath.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) But when the lights came back on, it was the donkey who was taking a shower!
 * Donkey: Oh my goodness! How would I do that?
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) [laughs] And right behind you, there was danger!
 * Donkey: Oh man.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) You were paralysed.
 * Donkey: [screams like a woman]
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) It was a donkey eating waffle. It was packing heat and it wanted revenge!
 * Waffle Monster: I want revenge!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) The Donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate, covered in butter, wearing a pink tutu?
 * Donkey: No!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a sombrero!
 * Donkey: Oh!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a coconut brasher.
 * Donkey: Ah!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And about to be eaten, alive!
 * Donkey: No! Please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! [screams]
 * Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again! [laughs evily]
 * Donkey: But what Puss didn't know is that right behind him, was the one thing he feared more then anything else.
 * Puss in Boots: No, you wouldn't.
 * Donkey: I would.
 * Puss in Boots: You didn't.
 * Donkey: I did!
 * Puss in Boots: No! Anything but that! NOOO!
 * Donkey: The end. [gives Pinocchio a dollar]
 * Shrek: I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
 * Rita: I agree with you, Shrek. But, I like that story.
 * Discord: Not me! I Gotta get out of here! [runs away]
 * Princess Luna: Us too. I think my sister just heard Ryan calling!
 * Lightning McQueen: He is scared.
 * Shrek:
 * Hugo: Has anyone seen the mice?
 * Blind Mouse 1: Are we there yet?

Shane's Story: The Spooky Old Bridge
[back at the castle]

Shane:

Lightning McQueen and the Ghost of Lord Farquaad
[The film starts