Ghostbusters (Anime Version) Part 1/Transcript

This is the transcript of Ghostbusters (Anime Version) Part 1.

(The movie begins)

(Eerie music plays as we fade to the Hyrule Public Library in Hyrule. We see pigeons flying from the steps. Inside, we see a librarian, who's name is Alice, is pushing a cart of books between desks with people. Alice brings some books down to the basement of the library. As she walks along, a few books float to other shelves. When she turns around to investigate, nothing happens. She then makes some notes on a pad and passes a card catalog. The drawers slide open, and moths come out everywhere as the cards spill all over the place. Alice looks back and sees the moths. She screams ans runs. She runs through the shelves, until she came to what must be a monster, which roars from off-screen; she screams as her hair blows back)

(The Ghostbusters logo dissolves onto the screen)

(Music: Ghostbusters)

Ghostbusters (Anime Version)

(We now go to the Kokiri University. We see various video game characters and anime characters going in and out of the building. Outside of Paranormal Studies Laboratory, we hear Link giving the ESP test)

Link: (O.S.) All right, I'm gonna turn over to the next card. I want you to concentrate. I want you to tell me what it is.

(We are now inside, where Link is showing a card with a star on it. Link is giving ESP tests to Waluigi and Maribelle. Waluigi is also hooked up to electrodes.

Waluigi: Er, uh... A square?

Link: Good guess, but wrong.

(Link shocks Waluigi, then he holds up a circle card in front of Maribelle)

Link: (To Maribelle) Clear your head. All right, tell me what you think it is.

Maribelle: Is it a star?

Link: It is a star. Very good, Maribelle. That's great. (Holds up a square card in front of Waluigi) All right. Think hard. What is it?

Waluigi: Eh, a circle?

Link: Close, but definitely wrong.

(Link shocks Waluigi again, which cause the gum to shoot out of his mouth. Waluigi puts the gum back in his mouth and keeps chewing. Link then holds a plus sign card up to Maribelle)

Link: All right. Ready?

Maribelle: Mm-hmm.

Link: What's this one?

(No answer)

Link: (Whispers) Come on.

Maribelle: Figure eight.

Link: Incredible. That's five for five. You can't see these, can you?

Maribelle: No, no, no.

Link: You're not cheating, are you?

Maribelle: No, I swear, they're just coming to me. (Giggles)

Link: (To Waluigi) Nervous, aren't you?

Waluigi: Yes... I don't like this.

Link: You only have 75 more to go. (Holds up a card with three wavy lines) Okay, what is this one?

Waluigi: Uh... I think it's a couple of wavy lines.

Link: I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.

Waluigi: I know. I...

(Link slyly reaches for the little lever. Maribelle seems amused, so Link winks to her. Waluigi stumbles over a some words before Link zaps him again)

Waluigi: YEOW!!! I'm getting a little sick of this!

Link: You volunteered, didn't you? We're paying, aren't we?

Waluigi: Yeah, but I didn't know you were gonna give me electric shocks! What do you think you're trying to prove here, anyway?

Link: I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.

Waluigi: (Angrily) The effect?! I'll tell ya what the effect is! It's making me mad!

Link: Well, then maybe my theory is correct!

Waluigi: You can keep the five bucks, I'm outta here!

Link: I will, mister!

(Waluigi storms out of the room and slams the door)

Link: (To Maribelle) You may as well get used to that, that's the kind of resentment that your ability is going to provoke in some people.

Maribelle: Do you think I have it, Link?

Link: You're no fluke, Maribelle.