The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

[The film starts with Scrat's snout sniffing along the ground as he goes past various titles, one of which he has to remove some ice pieces from. He eventually comes across the film's title "The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs". Scrat continues to sniff along before coming to the each of a cliff which he nearly falls off of but stops just in time. He looks at the drop below before seeing his acorn on a ledge just across from his with a vine acting as a bridge to it. Scrat looks at it in delight before scurrying along the vine to retrieve it. However, when he gets there, the acorn is gone. He gasps in shock, looks around and sees some leaves moving behind a tree. Scrat frowns and burrows his way through leaves and presses himself against the tree's trunk. He sniffs around it to the back and his eyes widen as he sees a female sabre-toothed squirrel named Scratte sweeping away some leaves with her tail. Scrat stares at her wide-eyed. Scratte flatters her eyelids, causing him to swoon and fall over but he gets back up and stares at her lovingly. Scratte then turns and picks up Scrat's acorn, much to Scrat's horror. He ducks back behind the tree and frowns. Scratte puts the acorn down by the tree and as she turns her back to do something, Scrat reaches for it. Unfortunately, Scrat and Scratte grab the acorn at the same time and stare at each other before Scrat snatches it angrily from her and storms off. He stops and turns to see Scratte crying]

Scratte: [sniffing and whimpering]

[Scrat, feeling as if he's hurt her feelings, heads back over to her as she hides behind her tail. He holds out his acorn to her and she smiles. She goes to take it but Scrat can't bring himself to let go. They get into a fight over the acorn and spin until Scratte is flung over the edge of the cliff. Scrat hears her screaming and looks over the edge to see her falling. Fearing her safety and clutching his acorn tight, he dives after her. Scratte looks up at him with eyes begging him to save her. Scrat holds out his acorn for her to grab onto and she does. As they continue to fall, they look and smile at each other loving, well, that is until Scratte grabs the top of the acorn and pulls it from Scrat's grasp. She winks at him before pulling out wings and gliding up and away from him, revealing she's a flying squirrel. Scrat looks down and sees he's still falling]

Scrat: [screaming]

[He tries to pull out wings like Scratte, but as he is not a flying squirrel like Scratte, he cannot do what she can. Scrat continues to plummet until he vanishes through some mist at the bottom of the canyon and a heart shaped cloud appears as he hits the ground. On the canyon floor, Scrat climbs out of a him-shaped hole in the ground. He shakes off the dizziness but then the ground starts to shake and he sees Manny the mammoth running towards him with a Glyptodon shell full of water in his trunk]

Manny: It's happening!

[Manny steps on Scrat, followed by Crash and Eddie the possums who bounce over him. Not too fat behind them are the Irelanders and Sid the sloth]

Sid: Wait up, guys!

[Sid accidentally steps on Scrat who clings onto his leg. Sid notices and tries to get him off but Scrat ends up on his head. Sid panics and tries to get him off again. Manny, Crash, Eddie and the Irelanders race over a bridge over a river]

Manny: The baby's coming! The baby's coming!

Hedgehog: Hey! Watch it!

Manny: I'm having a baby!

Crash: Code blue! Code blue!

Eddie: Or pink! If it's a girl!

Connor Lacey: Manny, slow down! There's really no rush!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, it was just a kick!

Bradford: So please calm down....And he's not listening to us.

Manny: Having a baby! Having a baby! I'm coming, Ellie.

[But then, Manny trips over a rock and lets go of the Glyptodon shell which flies into the air]

Crash and Eddie: We got it!

[As Manny continues to slide along, Crash and Eddie run to the tip of his trunk and catch the shell, Manny managing to stop just before they go over the edge of a cliff]

Manny: Phew.

Sid: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Sid runs into view with Scrat still on his head. He finally manages to shake him off before bumping into Manny, Crash, Eddie and the Irelanders and sending them tumbling off the cliff and into the trees below, the shell ending up on Luke's funnel]

Manny: (laughs] Nice hat, Luke.

Gator: Need some help, Luke?

Luke: No, no, no, no. I'll get it off.

[He sneezes it onto Manny]

Manny: Gah! Ellie, Ellie! Ellie, where are you?!

[Ellie comes into view and looks at Manny amused]

Manny: Well, uh, where am I?!

Ellie: Manny.

Manny: Huh?

[Sid, who had gotten stuck to Manny's bottom, falls off onto the ground]

Ellie: I told you, it was just a kick.

Fireman Sam: Yes, if you ask me, you're a bit too excited.

Bradford: (sighs) Finally.

[Manny removes the shell from his head and Crash and Eddie peel off his eyes and slide down his tusks]

Manny: Oh, right. Right. Whoo! Wow. [to Ellie's stomach] Oh, you really gave Daddy a scare. Daddy got silly. Daddy fall down cliff and go boom-boom-boom-boom. [chuckles] Silly Daddy. Yeah. [notices everyone looking at him and stands up] Ah, sorry folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.

Everyone: Awww.

Hedgehog: You know who I'd like to kick?!

Female Start: That's the third false alarm this week!

Sid: Alright, show's over. Break it up. Break it up. [to a female beaver] Oh, I see someone else who has a butt in the oven.

Female Beaver: Oh, I'm not pregnant! [hits Sid with a stick]

Sid: Ow! That's too bad, you'd make a wonderful mother. [the beaver throws her stick at him, hitting him in the head] Ow! [falls over]

Ellie: Manny, we know you're excited. We are too. But you're getting a little carried away.

Marco Polo: Yeah. Besides, it was just one kick. We know you're excited but all it takes is time and patience that's all.

Manny: Okay, okay. Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego. [suddenly realizes something] Wait a second. Where is Diego?

[Elsewhere, a gazelle is grazing when it suddenly perks up. It looks around before continuing to eat. In the grass nearby, Diego is watching and waits for a few seconds before pouncing]

Diego: [growls]

Gazelle: [screams]

[The gazelle runs with Diego in hot pursuit. They jump over a fallen tree then continue running. The chase continues in slow motion as the gazelle rounds a corner followed by Diego. It soon reverts to normal speed as Diego chases the gazelle into a gulley. Diego closes in on his prey but soon as he starts catching up, his vision starts to blurr. He slows down and the gazelle escapes]

Diego: (panting)

[The gazelle runs onto a rock]

Gazelle: Ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Whoo! My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning! [laughs] Oh, look at this! I gotta tip-toe, I gotta tip-toe! Eat my dust, dingo. Whoo-hoo!

[Diego takes one last exhausted swipe. Back with Manny, Ellie and the Irelanders]

Ellie: Now? Ooh. Can I look now?

Manny: Easy. Don't freak out the baby.

Ellie: The baby's fine. (moving Manny's trunk away from her eyes) It's the freaked out daddy I'm worried about.

Manny: Ah-ah-ah, no peeking.

[Ellie shuts her eyes. Manny steps back to reveal a playground]

Manny: Voila! Playground for junior!

Ellie: Wow!

Irelanders: Whoa.

[They walk through it together]

Ellie: It's amazing!

[A mobile made from ice hands from a tree branch]

Ellie: Oh, Manny.

Manny: I made it myself. Our family.

[They walk off as Sid approaches the mobile but is sad to find he's not on it]

Sid: Hey, why aren't I or the other guys up there?

Discord: Maybe because we're merely friends and not part of their family obviously.

Sunset Shimmer: Discord, you're not making him feel any better.

Discord: Just be honest like Applejack say we should.

Applejack: Well, neither thought I'd hear you say that.

Eddie: You could be on ours.

Crash: [holding their mobile made from insects and rotten apples] You'd fit right in.

Sid: Thanks.

Rarity: Ugh, that's disgusting. I'd personally prefer being sculpted from ice, thank you.

Clara: Yeah. I don't think being a bug is my style but thanks anyway.

Berkeley Beetle: Ahem. I'm a bug.

Clara: Uh, no offence.

Berkeley Beetle: That's alright, toots but be very careful saying things around me. We're clear on that?

Clara: Uh-huh.

Berkeley Beetle: Alright then.

Manny: Of course, it's still a work in progress. [removing some icicles from a branch] A few rough edges, here and there.

Ellie: I don't believe it. You're trying to baby-proof nature.

Manny: Baby-proof nature? Get outta here. That's ridiculous.

[He accidentally sticks a snowball on a bird's beak and she falls from the branch she was perched on]

Fluttershy: Oh, my.

Ellie: Manny, this is the world our baby's gonna grow up in. You can't change that.

Lightning McQueen: Yeah. Though it's baby-proofed, nothing has changed.

Manny: Of course I can. I'm the biggest thing on Earth.

Ellie: Okay, big daddy. I can't wait to see how you handle the teen years.

Solo: And let's hope that Manny and Ellie having a child will last much longer than the last time Manny had a family.

Heidi: What do you mean?

Bagheera: (sighs) He means the first time Manny had a family, his wife and son were killed in a human attack.

Heidi: Oh, no. How did it happen?

Chris Kratt: Well, during our first adventure in these times, we saw cave painting showing his history.

Izzy: And we found out the reason why he was so grumpy when we first met him was because humans attacked him and his family.

Clara: Oh my. Why did they do such a thing?

Martin Kratt: Because, Clara, during the ice age, food is scarce so the humans have to hunt animals in order to survive the cold weather.

Clara: I see.

Heidi: We both know how that feels.

Manny: Really?

Heidi: Yeah. My parents died when I was a baby by a avalanche in the mountains where I live with my grandfather.

Clara: And my mother died when I was a baby too.

Ellie: Aw, sweethearts, I'm sorry.

Heidi: It's okay, Ellie. I got my grandfather to look after me now.

Manny: Whoa, neither thought I'd meet someone with my experience. Apart from the others, that is.

Connor Lacey: That's true. We'II make sure that nothing bad will happen to Ellie or your new child like before.

Manny: Thanks.

Ellie: I know you don't want history from repeating but don't start being over protective.

[Sid sees a snow sculpture of a sloth]

Manny: Come on, Sid. I don't want you touching anything. [moving a tree trunk as a gate] This place is for kids. Are you a kid?

Sid: Uh...

Manny: Don't answer that.

[Manny picks up the trunks. Sid touches the sloth sculpture and it's head comes off. He tries to catch but manages to stop it and puts it back on the wrong way round. He then walks casually past Manny whistling. Manny sees Diego]

Manny: Diego! There you are! You missed the big surprise!

Diego: Oh, right. Right. I'll check it out later.

Manny: Okay. See ya.

Ellie: You know, I think there's something bothering Diego.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah. He's not smiling or feeling excited about Manny and Ellie having a baby or the new playground.

Manny: Nah, I'm sure everything's fine.

Ellie: You should talk to him.

Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. We just punch each other on the shoulders.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng: Isn't that a bit rude?

Mandy Flood: Yeah. Punching each other on the shoulders sounds stupid to me.

Manny: To a girl. To a guy, that's like six months of therapy.

[Everyone looks at Manny]

Manny: Okay, okay. I'm going.

[Manny walks over to Diego who is looking out over the icy valley landscape]

Manny: Hey.

[Manny punches Diego on the shoulder]

Diego: Ow! Why'd you do that?

Manny: I don't know. So listen, Ellie thinks there's something bothering you... You know, I told her...

Diego: Actually... I've been thinking that soon it might be time for me to head out.

Manny: Okay, so, uh, I'll just tell her that you're fine. It was nothing.

Diego: Look. Who are we kidding, Manny? I'm losing my edge. I'm not really built for chaperoning playdates.

Manny: What are you talking about?

Diego: Having a family. That's huge. And I'm happy for you but, uh, that's your adventure, not mine.

Manny: So you don't wanna be around my kid?

Diego: No, no, no. [stuttering] You're taking this the wrong way.

Manny: No, go. Go find some adventure, Mr. Adventure Guy. Don't let my boring domestic life hit you on the butt on the way out.

Diego: Isn't Ellie or one of the girls on the Irelanders team supposed to be the ones with an hormonal imbalance?

Sid: Manny, wait. No one has to leave.

[Manny heads back to Ellie and the Irelanders]

Ellie: So?

Manny: That's why guys don't talk to guys.

Mewtwo: Why? What happened?

Manny: Diego's leaving.

Irelanders: What?!

Shi La Won: But the herd will be incomplete without him.

Fu Fu: (chitters)

Spike: Man, that is a bummer.

Stephen: Yeah, you're not wrong, Spike.

Apple White: We'd better go see if Diego's alright.

Connor Lacey: She's right, guys. Come on.

[The Irelanders go to where Sid and Diego are as Ellie stares with worry]

Sid: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This should be the best time of our lives. We're having a baby!

Diego: No, Sid. They're having a baby.

Sid: Yeah, but we're a herd. A family.

Norman Price: Yeah, you can't leave.

Spud The Scarecrow: That's what Sid means by we're having a baby which refers to him and you as part of the herd. It wouldn't be the same without you.

Diego: Look, guys, things have changed. Manny has other priorities now. Face it, guys. We had a great run. But now it's time to move on.

Sid: So it's just the lot of us.

Diego: No, Sid, it's not the lot of us.

Maisie Lockwood: If Diego leaves, he leaves alone.

Ron Stoppable: Are you sure about that?

Maisie Lockwood: Yeah. Just said it so Sid will get what Diego means.

Diego: Thanks, kid. [walks away]

Sid: Crash and Eddie are coming with us? [silence] Just Crash? [silence] Just Eddie?

Diego: [walking away] Bye, guys.

[Sid sadly watches as Diego heads off. The Irelanders surround him and the members with hands pat him comfortingly. Later, Sid, Norman, Spud, Derek, Maisie, Ron, Rufus and Rocket walk through the icy valley together]

Sid: Alright, alright, calm down. Calm down. I'm good at making friends. I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do.

Rufus: Uh-huh.

Rocket Raccoon: We've heard that before.

Kids: Patter-cake, patter-cake, baker's man~

Sid: Hey! Mi Amigos! Que pasa?

[A bird flies away, a baby Glyptodon runs away leaving his shell behind and two hedgehogs burrow into a hole covering it with a stone]

Sid: (sighs)

Ron Stoppable: You really need to learn how to make friends better.

Maisie Lockwood: Yeah, but Sid look on the bright side, you have us.

[Sid looks down at a patch of ice at his reflection]

Sid: Yeah, and at least, you still got your looks.

[He smiles but then the ice cracks. Then Sid, Norman, Spud, Derek, Maisie, Ron, Rufus and Rocket fall through the ice and into some underground ice caves]

Sid, Norman, Spud, Derek, Maisie, Ron, Rufus and Rocket: [screaming] Oof! Oooh.

Sid: Oh, great.

Norman Price: What on earth is this place?

Spud the Scarecrow: I don't know.

Maisie Lockwood: We'd better go take a look around.

Derek Price: She's right. Come on.

[They get up, dust themselves off and go to explore, making sure to keep close together so they don't get lost]

Sid: Anybody here? Anyone? [echoing]

Ron Stoppable: Hello?

Rufus: Oh.

[They move on but then stop and turn back when they see three eggs sitting alone in the caves]

Rocket: Hey, what are eggs doing down here?

Derek Price: And who would think to leave them down here by themselves?

[They walk over to the eggs and look at them]

Sid: Hello? [echoing]

Ron Stoppable: Sssh. Sid. Someone might hear you.

Rocket: I don't think there's anyone down here.

[They look at the eggs again]

Sid: Oh, poor guys. I know what it's like to feel abandoned.

Rufus: Uh-huh.

[Sid then suddenly brightens up as he sees this as an opportunity to rebuild the herd he recently lost]

Sid: Don't worry. You're not alone anymore. [cuddles the eggs]

[Later, Sid lifts the eggs now with faces drawn on them out of the caves]

Sid: (gasps)

[He fixes one of the faces to make it smile]

Maisie Lockwood: Sid, I don't think this is a good idea.

Sid: Well, these eggs are abandoned like me so what better way to make a new herd than with these guys?

Spud the Scarecrow: Yeah. Those who are abandoned need to be together.

Norman Price: So, stop worrying, Maisie. It will be fine. We can handle this.

Maisie Lockwood: But stealing is wrong.

Ron Stoppable: Yeah. It's not nice to take something that doesn't belong to you.

Rufus: Uh-huh.

Rocket Raccoon: I agree with them. I may used to steal and being dishonest but this is taking it way too far.

Derek Price: Well, it may be stealing but if these eggs are abandoned then we need to make sure they are safe.

Maisie Lockwood: (feeling that it's no use) Fine. I still think this is wrong though.

[Sid rolls one egg in the snow while carrying the other two in his arms, but they are very heavy for him to carry which makes it hard for him to move all three of them]

Rocket Raccoon: Careful!

Spud the Scarecrow: We don't want them to become scrambled eggs!

Norman Price: We can help you carry them.

[Sid put the two eggs down and went back to get the third. He was feeling very exhausted as he pushed the last egg over to the other two]

Sid: Okay, okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. (groans)

[But as he flopped down to the ground, he knocked one of the eggs over and it rolls down the hill]

Sid: [yelps]

Maisie Lockwood: We've gotta catch that egg before it hits something and cracks!

Sid: [putting the other two eggs against each other] Stay here! Stay here! And you, you take care of your brother now! Mama and friends are gonna be right back. [as he and the others run after the egg] Mama and friends are coming, baby!

[Sid and the others chase after the egg but Sid trips over a rock and lands on it though manages to catch it]

Sid: Gotcha.

[Just then, the other two eggs roll past them much to their horror]

Ron Stoppable: Oh, great. As if one rolling egg wasn't enough.

Sid: What did I just tell you, kids?!

Norman Price: Come on!

[They run after the two eggs. Sid runs ahead of them and stops. He gets ready to catch them but one of them sends him flying backwards into a tree which breaks to become a sled]

Sid: [screaming]

[He sleds past the third egg and uses his foot to turn himself round to face forward. He swerve to avoid a rock and tries to reach out to catch the egg with his feet but they jump over a rock and land back on the round. Sid sees a log ahead and realizing it's not wide enough for him and the two eggs he's holding, he throws them in the air and slides through the leg after the egg. As he exits, the first egg lands in his lap and the second lands on his head. He removes them to his sides and reaches out to grab the final egg again, this time proving more successful]

Maisie Lockwood: Sid, look out!

[Sid sees that a rock curving like a jump is ahead of him and he has no way of stopping]

Sid: [screaming as he and the eggs go up the ramp and into the air]

Maisie, Rocket, Ron, Rufus, Spud, Norman and Derek: Sid!

[As Sid and the eggs fly through the air, Sid manages to grab the first two but as he reaches out for the final he lands on a ledge as the third continues to fall. Sid and the others peek over the edge and shut their eyes, waiting for the worst, but no sound of cracking is heard. They open their eyes and see Ellie hanging from a branch with the egg on her trunk, revealing she caught it before it hit the ground and shattered]

Sid: (chuckles and falls back with relief)

[Seconds later, Sid, Maisie, Rocket, Ron, Rufus, Spud, Norman and Derek run down a snowy slope to The Irelanders, Manny and Ellie. Ellie gives Sid the third egg]

Sid: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. [to the egg] Bad egg. Rotten egg. A heart attack you almost gave us. [silence] Oh, I'm sorry, darling. It's just that we love you so much. Now, I want you to meet your uncle Manny, your aunt Ellie, and your grandparents the Irelanders.

Ellie: Hi!

Sid: (doing egg voice) Hello.

Heidi: (giggles)

Sid: I'd like to present Eggbert, Shelly, and Yoko.

Rocket: Nice names in a weird way.

Manny: Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.

Maisie Lockwood: That's exactly what I told him.

Sid: Sssh. My kids'll hear you.

Manny: They're not your kids, Sid. [putting one of the eggs in Sid's arms] Take them back. You're not meant to be a parent.

Sid: Why not?

Manny: [holding the second egg] First sign, stealing someone else's eggs. [holding the third egg] Second sign, one of them almost became an omelet.

Ellie: Sid, someone's probably worried sick looking for them.

Sid: No. They were underground in ice. If it wasn't for us, they'd be egg-cicles.

Connor Lacey: But taking things that don't belong to you is wrong.

Dilys Price: Yes. You should put them back where you found them right now.

Norman Price: But, Mam, they're abandoned in the ice so we have to adopt them now.

Spud The Scarecrow: Yeah. I once look after chicken eggs and the chicks when they hatched out while Farmer Pickles searches for the mother hen.

Twilight Sparkle: But still, that's no excuse for taking what isn't yours.

Kion: Twilight's right. It'II ruin the Circle of Life.

Manny: Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl with low standards, no real options or sense of smell...

Ellie: What Manny means to say is...

Sid: No, we get it. We'll take them back. [putting the eggs on the sled] You have your family and we're better off alone. By ourselves. [pushing the sled away with his feet and the others follow him] A fortress of solitude. In the ice forever. A bunch of lone, lonely, loners!

Manny: That's a lot of aloneness.

Sid: Precisely!

Ellie: Guys, wait!

Manny: No, no, it's okay. They'll bounce back. It's one of the advantages of being them.

Aviva Corcovado: Well okay. If you say so.

Luigi Bellini: I have a bad feeling about this.

Oliver: Me too.

Sunset Shimmer: (to Manny offending Sid) Manny, I think what you said really hurt Sid's feelings.

Elsa: Yeah. Sid is your friend and being offended hurts. Sid can find a girl who would accepts for who he is, regardless of his flaws.

Manny: Well, we'II see if Sid has any luck with that and if he doesn't get any stupid.

[He walks off as Ellie stares worriedly after Sid and the others. Later, storm clouds fill the sky]

Sid: Why should we take you back? We love kids. We're responsible, loving, nurturing. What do you think?

[The eggs just sit there silent]

Sid: Hmm. I knew you would agree.

[Just then, thunder is heard and it starts to rain]

Ron Stoppable: Oh, great. Now we're soaking wet!

Rocket Raccoon: And the egg faces are starting to run.

[They look at the eggs and see that he's right]

Sid: Oh, don't cry. Don't cry. We'll find a dry place.

[Later, they take shelter in a cave]

Spud The Scarecrow: (sighs) That's better. I hate getting wet.

Maisie Lockwood: We know, Spud. We know.

Sid: Okay. Here, let me just dry you off.

[Sid wipes the eggs dry but recoils in disgust when he sees that he has made the faces ugly and smudged]

Norman Price: Well, that's no help.

Derek Price: I know. They're smudged.

Sid: I don't know. Being a parent's a lot of work. Maybe I'm not ready.

Maisie Lockwood: (putting a hand on Sid to comfort him) Sid, you will be. All it takes is time and patience.

[Suddenly, the sun starts to come out as the bad weather clears up. The sun shines through the eggs to reveal the babies curled up inside]

Rocket Raccoon: Wow.

Norman Price: Awww.

Spud The Scarecrow: Those babies are cute though they are much bigger than we expected.

Maisie Lockwood: Hmm. We'II find out what big babies they are when they hatch.

Ron Stoppable: You're right, Maisie.

Rufus: Uh-huh.

[Sid smiles at the eggs and cuddles them as the sun projects his and the others shadows onto the walls. That night, something is moving beneath the snowy ground, shaking it. In a clearing is the jagged hole in the ice where Sid and the others fell through. We then hear a roar from under the ground and the shaking causes more ice to come loose and fall in the hole. Next morning, the floor of the cave is littered with pieces of broken eggshell. Sid and the others are fast asleep]

Sid: [snoring]

Norman Price: (yawns) I wonder what's for breakfast.

Spud The Scarecrow: I don't know.

Maisie Lockwood: Morning, everyone.

Rocket: Up and at em, guys.

Ron Stoppable: I'm awake.

Rufus: Uh-huh.

Sid: (wakes up and yawns while cracking his back)

Derek Price: Morning.

[They walk over to the cave entrance, not noticing three baby T-Rex behind them having hatched from their eggs. They stop, causing the babies to bump into each other. Sid yawns and scratches his back. The babies do the same and chirrup, causing Sid and the others to face them and see them]

Sid: [gasps]

Norman, Spud, Maisie, Derek, Ron and Rocket: [gasp]

Rufus: Aaah!

Eggbert, Shelly, and Yoko: Mama! (3 times)

[Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko walk over to Sid and cuddle against him]

Norman Price: Are those what I think they are, Maisie?

Maisie Lockwood: Yes, Norman. They're baby dinosaurs. T-Rexes.

Rocket Raccoon: But I thought they were extinct.

Ron Stoppable: The dinosaurs from Jurassic World were brought back to life with genetic technology, remember?

Rocket Raccoon: Oh, yeah.

Spud the Scarecrow: This reminds me when one of the chicks hatched out and thinks I'm it's mom, since I got covered in feathers when I tore Farmer Pickles' duvet.

Derek Price: Who can ever forget that?

Ron Stoppable: But still, Maisie was the one who saved them from dying so she's got the most experience with these guys out of all of us.

Rufus: Uh-huh.

Norman Price: Right. We might as well help Sid look after them.

Rocket Raccoon: Good idea.

Sid: I'm a mommy.

[The song Walk the Dinosaur starts playing as Sid and the others play with Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko]

Sid: Where's mommy? [covers his eyes]

[Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko look puzzled and Sid peeks through his claws]

Sid: Here I am!

[Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko chirrup happily as they run off. Later, Sid and the others give them a bath]

Sid: There you go, nice squeak clean faces.

Maisie Lockwood: It's important to keep clean at all times you know.

[Yoko sticks his head in the water and finds piranhas, which open their mouths to reveal their sharp teeth. Yoko opens his mouth and reveals his bigger, sharper teeth, which makes the piranhas scream and swim off in horror. Later, Sid and the babies are fast asleep as the others watch in the cave. Sid yawns and turns on his back, the babies do the same. Later, they play a game of Piggy In the Middle in the cave with a furry ball. Yoko uses his tail to knock it away. Sid walks back to catch it]

Sid: I got it! I got it!

[He catches the ball, which unfolds, revealing to be Scrat. Sid and Scrat scream at each other before Scrat runs off screaming as Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko jump on Sid and start licking his toes, making him laugh]

Sid: [laughs until Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko bite his feet] Ow! [crawls back as they let go and stands up] Hey, no biting! Uh-uh.

Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko: [whimpering and crying]

Derek Price: Now look what you've done, you've made them cry!

Sid: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, it's okay, it's okay. Don't cry. Why are you still crying? Are you hungry? Maybe your hungry. I know just the thing.

[Later, Sid is walking over to an Ox]

Ox: (snoring)

Sid: (quietly) Hush, hush. You mean, vicious, animal. I am your baby and this is my milk. (tries to milk the Ox which wakes up)

Ox: (grunts)

Sid: [screams and runs with the Ox chasing him] I thought you were a female!

[Eggbert, Shelly, Yoko and the others run after them, Yoko carrying the egg shell piece Sid was using in his mouth. Meanwhile, Scratte is running along tree branches clutching the acorn she stole from Scrat when he reaches up and grabs her by the tail. He pulls her down and they fight over the acorn as they tumble down a tree and into a bubbling tar pit. They emerge from the puddle in a see-through bubble which rises in the air. As they turn, their noses touch and they see each other and scream. They move back causing the bubble to break into two bubbles. Just then, the acorn pops up in it's own bubble. Scratte suddenly realizes she can control her bubble by trotting on it. Scrat tries to do the same but sinks back towards the gooey tar. He bounces against the bubble to gain height and bumps Scratte out of his way and continues to try and reach his acorn but they soon start bubble bumping. Scratte knocks Scrat away, only for his saber teeth to poke two holes in his bubble, releasing air which sends him flying to Scratte, knocking away from his acorn and into the distance. The bubble shrinks around Scrat and he gets squashed but then his body and tail come out as the bubble covers his head. Scrat looks at his acorn, blows into the bubble to gain height and grabs it. But just then, both bubbles pop and he and his acorn plummet]

Scrat: [screaming]

[He and the acorn plummet through some ice and into the mist below. Meanwhile, Sid, Maisie, Rocket, Norman, Derek, Spud, Ron, Rufus, Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko are stood outside Manny's playground looking at the ice mobile]

Sid: I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Manny says it's just for kids.

[Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko look sad]

Sid: Wait a minute. You are kids.

[He moves the gate and Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko race into the playground happily]

Sid: Just don't break anything!

Spud the Scarecrow: Perhaps we should shut the gate to stop anyone else getting in.

Maisie Lockwood: Good idea, Spud. But you do realize this was meant for Manny and Ellie's child, right?

Spud the Scarecrow: I thought that it could be shared with other animal kids.

Maisie Lockwood: Manny made it for his and Ellie's child so that means it was meant for their child and their child only.

Norman Price: Though he did say it's for kids which means other kids as well.

Maisie Lockwood: Yeah, I know, but still.

[Just then, a baby anteater, Little Johnny, pokes his head out from behind a rock]

Little Johnny: The sloth and friends say the playground's open!

Kid animals: Yay!

Sid: Wait! It's not for everyone!

[The kid animals trample Sid and charge into the playground]

Norman Price: Oh, great. Now what do we do?

Ron Stoppable: We'd better try and keep things under control.

Rufus: (worriedly) Uh-huh.

Sid: No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't touch that!

[A baby Start knocks the head off the sloth sculpture. Sid walks over to a see-saw where some baby animals and Shelly have ride on, though Shelly's weight put him to the ground on his end while the animals are hung in air on their end. Seeing a bird, Shelly chases it, jumping off the seesaw, and making the animals and Sid land on the ground in a pile. Eggbert chases a baby Gastornis with a baby beaver holding onto his tail]

Mother Hedgehog: What are they?

Beaver Kid: Who cares? They're fun!

Sid: Play nice!

Rocket Raccoon: Maybe you were right, Maisie.

Maisie Lockwood: I am right, Rocket.

Beaver Kid 2: (holding onto the end of a branch which Yoko is holding in his mouth) Mommy, he's not sharing.

Mother Beaver: Aren't you going to do something?

Sid: Why? My kid had it first.

Beaver Kid 2: Did not.

Sid: Did too.

Beaver Kid 2: Did not.

Sid: Did too.

Beaver Kid 2: Did not.

Sid: Liar, liar, fur on fire!

Derek Price: I'm starting to feel like this was a bad idea after all.

Maisie Lockwood: We have to stop these dinosaurs before they destroy the playground and eat everyone!

Norman Price: She's right. Or we'II get into trouble.

Mother Beaver: What is the matter with you?!

Sid: I'm a single mother with three kids. I could use a little compassion.

Ron Stoppable: Uh, Sid, less talking, more helping!

Rufus: Uh-huh. (points)

[Shelly is spinning two animals in a Glyptodon shell. He whacks it with his tail sending them flying. Yoko pushes a shovelmouth calf named Ronald on a swing]

Ronald: No! Stop! Stop! Stop! [screaming as Yoko sends him flying]

Mother Shovelmouth: Ronald!

Sid: Oh, that's a shame.

Rocket Raccoon: [seeing Eggbert riding towards them on a Glyptodon upside down] Duck!

[They duck. Yoko uses a baby start as a yoyo. Sid tries to stop Shelly from chasing an animal]

Sid: Stop, stop!

[Eggbert tries to push Little Johnny down the slide to Yoko, who has his mouth wide open]

Little Johnny: [screaming]

Little Johnny's Mother: Hold on, Little Johnny!

Little Johnny: I'm trying!

[Eggbert shoves Little Johnny again, causing him to lose his grip and he slides down the slide into Yoko's mouth. Yoko shuts his mouth eating Little Johnny]

Little Johnny's Mother: [screaming]

Norman Price: Now they've really done it!

Sid: You know, the parental guides say you should let the kids eat whatever they want!

Derek Price: Apart from children themselves that is!

[Meanwhile with Manny, Ellie and the Irelanders]

Ellie: Do you think my ankles look fat?

Manny: Ankles? What ankles?

[Just then, they hear screaming and sees Ronald falling towards them. Manny catches him]

Manny: Ronald? Where'd you come from?

Ronald: (whimpering as he points)

[Dozens of animals run past them screaming the distance]

Manny: Oh, no.

Connor Lacey: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Bagheera: Oh, I hate to think of who is responsible for this panic.

Dora: I think we all know who is responsible, Bagheera.

Kion: (sighs) Come on.

Ronald: (screaming as Manny throws him aside)

[They head off to check it out. Back in the playground]

Sid: Okay, come on. Spit him out.

Yoko: [shaking his head] Mmm-mmm.

Sid: If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant. One. Two. Don't make me say three.

[Just then, Yoko spits out a baby Gastornis]

Sid: Well, there we are! A picture of health.

Little Johnny's Mom: That's not Little Johnny.

Sid: Well, it's better than nothing.

Ron Stoppable: You think?

Female Gastornis: Oh. Maddison! [picks her up and runs off]

Sid: (nervous laughter)

[Yoko looks away]

Sid: Come on. Barf him up.

Manny: Sid.

Sid: [seeing him, Ellie and the Irelanders] Oh, hey. [sheepishly] Hey, guys.

[Just then, Yoko barfs up Little Johnny]

Little Johnny's Mom: [gasps] Little Johnny!

Little Johnny: [groaning as his mom drags him away]

Norman Price: (to Little Johnny covered in saliva) Ew. That is disgusting.

Spud The Scarecrow: I agree.

Derek Price: I think we're the ones that need saving now.

[Yoko runs off, knocking the ice mobile loose as he goes]

Manny: No, wait! [runs to catch it] No, no!

[The mobile falls and shatters on the ground, much to Manny's sadness]

Heidi: Oh, dear.

Sid: Oh, I'm really sorry.

[Manny looks around the trashed playground. Maisie looks crossly at the others]

Rocket Raccoon: Oh, boy.

Crash: This place is totalled.

Eddie: And we didn't wreck it.

Crash: We're losing our touch, bro.

Discord: And I didn't wreck it with my chaotic magic either, if I ever wanted to.

Zoe Trent: Just be glad you had nothing to do with it.

Sid: Well, the important thing is that no one got hurt. Except for that guy. And those three. [steps on someone by accident] And her.

Ron Stoppable: Guys, we can explain.

[Eggbert runs by chasing another baby Gastornis]

Manny: We told you to take them back and you kept them! Now look what they've done!

Sid: Okay, granted. We do have some discipline issues.

Ono: If you think eating kids is a discipline issue, think again!

Fluttershy: Yes, it was so mean of them to eat those baby animals!

Sid: [gesturing to Yoko] But he spat them out!

Manny: [sarcastically] Well, that's super. Let's give him a gold star. [as Yoko bounces up and down happily] Kid of the week.

Sunset Shimmer: Very sarcastic, Manny.

Station Officer Steele: Norman and Derek Price!

Starlight Glimmer: You've really done it this time, Spud!

Kim Possible: Ron, you and Rufus really shouldn't have gone along with this!

Ron Stoppable: We tried to tell them that taking the eggs is a bad idea but they won't listen to us or Maisie.

Rufus: Yeah.

Duck: We know but you went along with it and that's doing things the wrong way!

Norman Price: Why does everyone keeps thinking it's our fault?

Maisie Lockwood: (taking the words out of Hannah Sparkes' mouth) Mainly because it is. Especially Sid!

Chris Kratt: Yeah. Considering it was his idea to take them in the first place!

Spud The Scarecrow: Well, someone has to look after them and we don't know where their mother is.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: But she could be out there looking for them right now!

Manny: Helen's right. They don't belong here, guys. Whatever they are, wherever you found them, take them back.

Sid: Oh, Manny. I'm not getting rid of my kids.

[Just then the ground shakes]

Female Gastornis: Earthquake! [sticks her head in the ground]

[Her chick tries to do the same only to knock herself out]

Sid: [to a cowering Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko] Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Mama and friends are here.

[Crash and Eddie run over to Ellie and climb onto her tusks as a shriek is heard]

Crash: Do earthquakes shriek?

Berkeley Beetle: Uh, I don't think that was an earthquake, Crash.

Animals: [gasp]

[A baby beaver bites through a stick and looks at it puzzled. Just then, she looks up seeing a tree falling towards her. She dodges out of the way just in time. But then, a big foot falls towards her. She screams and braces herself to get stepped on but the foot missed and moves on, dropping a stick on her head. Everyone stares in horror at a massive red T-Rex, who roars]

Discord: What in the world?!

Crash and Eddie: [yelp and play dead]

Spencer: I don't believe it!

Capper: Uh-oh.

Clara: That must be the eggs' mother!

Jack: And she doesn't look happy!

Ellie: I thought those guys were extinct!

Manny: Well, then, that is one angry fossil. [seeing that Sid and the others are gone] Guys!

[Sid and the others are running towards a cave with Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko]

Sid: Come on, come on, come on, come on! Inside! Inside! Inside!

[Momma T-Rex stomps through the snowy landscape as the animals scream and run away in terror. A deer run but almost falls into a river. She scuttles back and hides behind a rock as Mother T-Rex pokes her head around it and stares at the gathering of terrified animals]

Fireman Sam: Nobody move. If you don't move, she won't hurt you.

Manny: [whispering] You heard the firefighter. Nobody... move... a muscle.

[Everyone stares silent in terror at Momma T-Rex as she stares back. Just when it looks like things will be fine, a hedgehog runs away screaming in terror. Seeing this, Momma T-Rex bursts through a rock bridge and the animals and the Irelanders run away screaming in terror. She walks past the cave where Sid and the others are hiding with Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko, who look like they are about to start crying]

Sid: Sssh. No, no, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry.

Yoko: [crying]

[Sid covers Yoko's mouth to stop him but Momma T-Rex hears and looks back]

Sid: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa. Baa. [screams as Mother T-Rex lifts the cave roof off and drops it on the ground]

Sid: Aah.

Rocket Raccoon: Who here knows T-Rex language?

Maisie Lockwood: I do. [speaks T-Rex language to Momma T-Rex]

[Momma T-Rex glares at her and the others as they huddled to Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko]

Manny: Guys! Give them to her! She's their mother!

Sid: How do we know she's their mother?!

Maisie Lockwood: What do you want?! A birth certificate?! [with Manny] She's a dinosaur!

Connor Lacey: She's not happy you stole her eggs! Give them back to her and she'll leave you alone!

Sid: But we put in the blood, sweat and tears to raise them!

Manny: For a day!

Twilight Sparkle: Give them back, you lunatic!

Sid: Look! These are our kids!

[Momma T-Rex raise an eyebrow at this]

Sid: And you're gonna have to go through us to get them!

Norman Price: Yeah, so pick on someone your own size!

Momma T-Rex: [roaring]

Sid, Maisie, Ron, Rufus, Rocket, Norman, Spud and Derek: [screaming]

[Manny, Ellie and the Irelanders watch in horror as Momma T-Rex picks Sid, the others, Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko up in her mouth and starts to walk away carrying them]

Ellie: Guys!

Manny: Guys!

Dilys Price: Norman! Derek!

Connor Lacey: Spud! Maisie!

Kim Possible: Ron! Rufus!

Peter: Rocket!

Sid: Help!

[They watch as Momma T-Rex continues walking. Meanwhile, Diego is walking when the gazelle he chased before sprints past him]

Gazelle: Run!

Diego: Don't you have anything better to do? [sees Momma T-Rex coming and ducks out of the way of her foot] Whoa!

Sid, Maisie, Ron, Rufus, Rocket, Norman, Spud and Derek: [screaming]

Diego: Guys?

[Later, Manny, Ellie, Crash, Eddie and the Irelanders follow Momma T-Rex's tracks in the snow. They eventually arrive at a big gap in the ice, leading to the ice caves where Sid and the others found Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko]

Manny: Sid and the others must be down there.

Caitlin: Wow. That hole is huge.

Crash: Well, they're dead.

Eddie: Real shame.

Crash: They will be missed.

[Crash and Eddie start to walk away but Ellie stops them]

Ellie: Oh, no, no, no, no. Not so fast.

Dilys Price: There's no way that my Norman and Derek are dead. They're still alive and I know it.

Heidi: Yeah. So we're going after Sid and our friends whether you two are brave enough or not.

Manny: Okay, Ellie, this is where I draw the line. You, Crash, Eddie and the others back to the village.

Ellie: Yeah. That's gonna happen.

Manny: Ellie, you saw that thing! This is gonna be dangerous!

Ellie: Talk to the trunk!

Zoe Trent: Just because you're her husband, Manny, doesn't mean you can boss her around.

Manny: Oh, great. After we save Sid and the others, I'm gonna kill them.

Shi La Won: (cross at Sid and the other's mistake) Yeah. Hopefully the T-Rex eat them except Maisie will teach them a lesson.

Aviva Corcovado: Shi La!

Shi La Won: What? They deserved it. Especially after Norman and Spud keeps getting into trouble with their naughty antics.

Aviva Corcovado: They may be troublemakers but they're still our friends!

Koki: Yeah. That's not nice.

Hiro: And besides, thinking those mean things about your friends is never the right way. So either help us save them or stay here and not care about them at all.

[Shi La felt foolish and regretting thinking mean things about her friends]

Shi La Won: You're right. I'm sorry I said that. I was just cross at Norman and Spud for doing their naughty antics at times and wanted them to be taught a lesson.

Fu Fu: (chitters)

Aviva Corcovado: (softing her expression) Apology accepted.

Marco Polo: We'd understand your frustrations, Shi La, but next time try and think of more easy way for them to be taught a lesson.

Shi La Won: I will, Marco.

Heidi: (smiles) Okay. Let's go save our friends.

Clara: Yeah!

Crash: Ladies first.

Eddie: Age before beauty.

Crash: No pain, no gain.

Eddie: What pain? Waah!

[Crash punches Eddie into the hole]

Crash: (laughs) Aah!

[Eddie drags him in as well with his tail. Later, the caves have turned from ice to rock as they walk on]

Ellie: Guys!

Crash: Guys!

Connor Lacey: Sssh! No need to shout. Someone might hear you.

Stephen: We're just calling to see if our friends is down here.

Applejack: Yeah. But we don't wanna attract unnecessary attention.

Dora: Si. So keep the noise level down.

[Manny looks around frightened at some claw like branches on the cave roof. He then stops when he sees a dinosaur skeleton bridge]

Manny: Oh, no. No, no. Oh, not good, not good. Ellie! Ellie, wait up!

Marion: Ooh. This is very high-up.

Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Oh, come on. I've jumped from buildings higher than this.

Discord: And I must say that's very impressive to use a giant skeleton as a bridge.

Ashima: I know. I hope it holds.

[And as she says that it does. Manny catches up to them]

Manny: Look, if you feel anything, even if it's nothing, you've gotta tell me and then we're outta here.

Ellie: Okay.

Manny: Oh, [picks up a rock with his tusks and puts it next to Ellie] we need a codeword. Yeah. Something that says "The baby's coming!".

Ellie: Hmm. How about "AAAAAH! THE BABY'S COMING!"? How's that?

Manny: Uh, too long. We need something short and punchy, like uh, "Peaches!".

Ellie: Peaches?

Manny: I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy just like you.

Ellie: You think I'm round?

Manny: Uh, round is good. Round is foxy.

[Manny hears something and looks scared as do the others. They walk on through the cave]

Manny: Stay close.

[As they move on, something moves behind them. They come out of the cave to find a vast world of dinosaurs]

Irelanders: Whoa!

Crash: Are you guys having the same dream I am?

Ellie: We've been living above an entire world. And we didn't even know it.

Elvis Cridlington: But dinosaurs are extinct. How are they still alive?

Sci-Twi: I don't know. Some of them must've come down here to get away from the meteors.

Korra: You could be right, Sci-Twi.

Connor Lacey: This is like back in Jurassic Park and Jurassic World, only much different and more realistic.

Dash Parr: Yeah. I remember those experiences. They were very dangerous and exciting at the same time.

Frozone/Lucius Best: Yeah, like almost getting chewed on by that Indinomus Rex and other dinosaurs.

Zoe Drake: Not to mention having to deal with Eli Mills and his plans to sell dinosaurs for profit.

Rex Owen: Yeah, almost all of our dinosaurs got a beating from the Indinomus Rex.

Starlight Glimmer: Sorry to hear about that.

Max Taylor: That's alright. At least we got through it without losing anyone.

The Mask: Looks like history will be repeating itself here I suppose.

[As they look out over the lost world of dinosaurs, a spike object moves behind Crash]

Crash: Huh?

[Just then, a ball with spikes slams down next to Manny, causing them to yelp in fear. They turn to see a red Ankylosaurus that roars at them]

Irelanders: (gasps)

Chris Kratt: Whoa! An Ankylosaurus!

Martin Kratt: That thing looks fierce! And you have to be careful of that ball. It can hurt you in a instant!

Connor Lacey: How about we save that conversation for later, guys? Run!

Ellie: You heard Connor! Run for it! Hurry!

[They run away from the Ankylosaurus which roars at Crash and Eddie. Yelping in fear, they play dead. However it doesn't work like with most animals and the Ankylosaurus is about to bring it's tail down on them when Diego races in and saves them from being crushed just in time. However, he nearly falls off the ledge but manages to pull himself back up and runs off after them]

Manny: Diego?! What are you doing here?!

Diego: Sight-seeing! [dodges the Ankylosaurus' tail] I'm looking for Sid and the others! Same as you!

Manny: Well, aren't you noble?!

Ellie: This is not the time, guys! We need all the help we can get!

Alfie: Whoa! Stop!

[They stop when they come to a dead end. The Ankylosaurus approaches them menacingly. Diego charges at the Ankylosaurus and growls only for it to roar. He cowers and runs back to the others]

Diego: Never mind.

Fuli: Oh, come on. You're seriously scared of that thing?

Diego: That guy's roar is a lot more terrifying than mine. Of course I'm scared!

[The Ankylosaurus starts to move towards them but gets it's tail stuck between two rocks. Ellie sees a Sultasaurus munching on leaves. Getting an idea, she picks some leaves up in her trunk and goes over to it]

Ellie: Here boy! Here! [as the Sultasaurus comes to chew on the leaves] Come on! Good boy! Come on! [the Sultasaurus bends it's neck forming a slide to safety] Climb on!

Manny: Are you nuts?! We're not getting on that thing!

Ellie: It's either this dinosaur or that one!

[Manny looks at the Ankylosaurus which manages to get it's tail free and realizes that Ellie does have a point]

Aviva Corcovado: Well, you heard her! Come on!

Ellie: Private lady wants to live! [slides down the Sultasaurus] Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

[Manny, Diego and the Irelanders run away from the Ankylosaurus which tries to chomp on Manny's tail but misses as he jumps onto the Sultasaurus and he, Diego and the Irelanders slides down it's back, off it's tail and into the air. They land next to Ellie, Crash and Eddie]

Pinkie Pie: Best escape plan ever!

Twilight Sparkle: What?!

Lightning McQueen: Twilight, cool it! We got away, that's the main thing!

Bunga: Besides, sliding down the back of that leave eating dinosaur was un-Bunga-lievable!

Dusty Crophopper: Well, I'm just glad to have gotten away from that thing!

Manny: Don't ever Yabba-dabba-doo that again!

Ryan: Yeah. That was dangerous.

Paxton: Uh, guys?

[They look to see other dinosaurs looking at them with hungry eyes]

Manny: I feel so puny.

Eddie: How do you think I feel?

James Jones: (scared) Ooh. We're going to be dino food!

Shi La Won: (gets into a karate pose) Don't worry, James! My karate skills will deal with them!

Jiminy Cricket: How can you against giant dinosaurs?

Clara: Yeah. They're way too big and strong.

Aviva Corcovado: You'II easily get eaten.

Shi La Won: I know, but we have to prepare to defend ourselves.

Jack Skellington: She's right.

Zero: (barks)

[The dinosaurs glare at them until a horn is heard. They look up to see a one-eyed weasel named Buck in a tree blowing a horn nearby. He finishes and grabs a vine to swing towards them but it snaps and he goes flying into the trees]

Buck: Ow!

Marco Polo: What was that?

Mushu: I don't know.

Cri-Kee: (chirrups)

Iago: Well, we're doomed.

[The dinosaurs continue their advance]

Bunga: Bring it on, dino-freaks! Kion can use the Roar on you all if you don't back down this minute!

Kion: Yeah, so don't make me have to use it!

Buck: Ha-ha! Yah-yah-yah!

[Buck throws red fruit at the dinosaurs which gives off a yellow smoke as it hits them]

Buck: Take cover!

[He throws a fruit at the ground like a smoke pellet. When the yellow smoke clears, the heroes have gone. Elsewhere in the jungle, a family of Triceratops walk through a pond. The baby spots a waterlily with a flower on it. It sniffs the flower and goes to eat it when one of it's parents growls at it. The baby looks down sadly and continues to follow them. It gets out of the pond and shakes off the water before looking back and continuing to follow it's parents. Once they're gone, Buck rises out of the water with the waterlily on his head and a dinosaur tooth knife in his mouth. Manny, Ellie, Diego, Crash, Eddie and the Irelanders also come out of hiding]

Luigi Bellini: That was too close.

Sarah Jones: I know what you mean. At least no one got hurt.

Crash: [to Buck] Dude, you're awesome. You're like the brother I never had.

Eddie: Me too.

[Buck throws his knife in the ground next to them. He then twists himself to squeeze himself dry, takes the waterlily off his head, un-twists himself then sniffs at Crash and Eddie before picking them up by the tails and turning to the others]

Crash: Can we keep him?

[Manny looks at Ellie before Buck jumps onto his face, startling him]

Manny: Aaaah!

Buck: Buck.

Manny: What?!

Buck: The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for [in Manny's trunk] Bah. [touching Diego's teeth] Hmm. A little dull. [leaping onto one of Ellie's tusks] What are you doing here?

Ellie: Our friends were taken by a dinosaur.

Buck: Well, they're dead. Welcome to my world. Now, uh, go home. [picking up his knife] Off you pop.

Applejack: Not without our friends.

Manny: Applejack, wait. Maybe the deranged hermit has a point.

Ellie: Manny, we came this far, we're gonna find them.

Connor Lacey: Yeah, I know you're concerned for our safety but we have to rescue them.

Mandy Flood: Connor and Ellie's right. We can't let our friends get eaten by that thing.

The Mask: Yeah, so don't try and weasel out of it!

Pinkie Pie: (giggles) Weasel out of it! Because Buck is a weasel! (giggles) Good one.

The Mask: Thanks. Guess I didn't think of that.

Diego: I've got tracks.

[Diego is standing over a big dinosaur footprint]

Kion: Way to go, Diego!

Ellie: Let's go.

[They head off. Buck drops in front of Manny]

Manny: Whoa!

Buck: If you go in there, you'll find your friends. In the afterlife.

James Jones: (scared) The afterlife?

Baloo: He means the Underworld.

James Jones: Ooh.

Fluttershy: Oh, my.

Apple White: Uh, FYI, Buck, our friends aren't dead. They're still alive and we know it.

Eddie: How do you know, o great wise and weasely one?

[Buck lowers himself on a vine to the footprint. He licks the ground then spits]

Buck: Mmm, yeah. Mommy dinosaur, carrying her three babies and some floppy green thing, along with funny two legged creatures.

Manny: Yeah, we're friends with the floppy green thing and the funny two legged creatures.

Ashima: Yes. Did you get all that from the tracks?

Buck: Not really. I saw em come through here earlier. She's headed for Lava Falls.

[We then view the Falls with a giant Buck standing over them]

Buck: That's where they care for the newborns. To get there, you've got to go through the Jungle of Misery, across the Chasm of Death, to the Plates of Woe.

Crash and Eddie: Whoa.

Hannah Sparkes: Well, that was very specific.

Manny: Okay, good luck with the slow descent into madness. We're gonna go now.

Buck: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you think this is some sort of tropical getaway. You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those flimsy tusks, when you run into the beast?

Crash and Eddie: (gasp)

Buck: I call him.... Rudy.

Fuli: Rudy? Seriously? I thought it was gonna be something more intimidating like Sheldon or Tim.

Gator: What kind of beast is he exactly?

Crash: Wait. You mean that there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?

Buck: Aye.

Eddie: Eye?

Buck: Eye-aye. He's the one that gave me this.

Eddie: Wow. He gave you that patch?

Crash: For free? That's so cool.

Eddie: Hey, maybe he'll give us one too.

[They do a funny handshake as Buck looks puzzled]

Violet Parr: Welcome to my world. Come on, guys.

[They head off as Buck watches]

Buck: Abandon all hope! He who enters there...

Manny: Alright! We get it! Doom and despair, yadda-yadda-yadda.

[Scrat is hanging from a tree nearby by a blob of tar. He tries to reach the trunk then walks down it towards his acorn, the tar stretching like elastic. Just as he reaches it, the tree falls on him and rolls off a ledge with him stuck to it. They bounce off rocks and land on the ground. Scrat sees his acorn below him and tries to reach it but the tar makes it difficult until he manages to get it to stick to his chest. Just then, the log turns upright. Scratte runs on it and stops when she sees Scrat. He tries to move as she approaches but can't. She puts finger his acorn then smiles as she walks two fingers up it to the top which she grabs. She smiles at Scrat before ripping it off his chest and some of his fur too leaving a pink patch. Scrat scrunches up in pain before screaming in pain]

Scrat: [screaming]

[His scream echoes through the jungle as the heroes move on]

Eddie: Sure looks like a Jungle of Misery to me.

Chris Kratt: Is it just me or is that scream awfully familiar?

Martin Kratt: Beats me.

James Jones: This place is so scary.

Heidi: We'll be fine, James as long as we stay together.

Discord: Yeah. This is no time to be turn chicken.

[A chicken appears out of nowhere and runs off, clucking]

Fireman Sam: Discord. You're not helping.

Bronwyn Jones: James can't help being scared sometimes.

Mako: Yeah.

Discord: (scoffs) Hopefully he'II put on more courage during this rescue.

Luigi Bellini: I hope so for me as well.

Frankie: Oh, come on. This isn't so bad.

Theo: I'm not sure.

Rainbow Dash: Don't worry, like Heidi said, as long as we stick together, everything will be okay.

Connor Lacey: Yeah. Let's keep going.

[They carry on as eyes appear out of plants around them and watch. Ellie stops, sensing they're being watched and looks back but the eyes quickly retract]

Ellie: Hold on.

Manny: Why? What's wrong? Peaches?

Ellie: What? No. It's just... I've got a funny feeling.

Berkeley Beetle: Now that you'd mention it, I've got the feeling that we're being watched.

Twilight Sparkle: Me too.

Manny: You're hungry! Low blood sugar! [spots a red fruit nearby] Oh, there's some fruit!

Ellie: No, Manny!

Diego: I wouldn't do that if I were you. This isn't exactly your playground.

Fluttershy: Besides, it could be poisonous. Or worse a trap.

Manny: Pfft. Like I'm gonna be afraid of a pretty flower.

[Manny prods the fruit with his trunk and vines wrap around his, Diego and Fluttershy's feet and wings]

Diego: Bet you didn't see that coming.

Manny, Diego and Fluttershy: [yelp]

Ellie: Manny!

Discord: Fluttershy!

Diego: For the record, I blame you for this!

[A large red plant swallows them]

Manny: [screaming]

Eddie: Stop eating our friends, plant!

Crash and Eddie: [screaming]

[The plant attacks them with the vines, forcing them to retreat]

Ellie: That's it! I'm tearing it up from the roots!

Buck: Do that and it will clamp shut forever.

Ellie: What?!

Mushu: Shut forever?!

Buck: Alright, reggaes. Don't get your trunk in a knot. I'll have them out of there before they're digested.

Fluttershy: Digested?!

[The plant shoves her back in]

Buck: They'll be nothing but bones in 3 minutes. Well, maybe five for the fat one.

Manny: I'M NOT FAT!

[Inside the plant, Fluttershy, Diego and Manny are trying to get free when Diego feels something funny]

Diego: I feel tingly.

Manny: Don't say that when you're pressed up against us.

Diego: Not that kind of tingly.

Manny: I can feel it too.

Fluttershy: (looks down and gulps) Look.

[They look down to see a digestive fluid flowing into the plant. Outside]

Manny: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US!

Ellie: Oh! Hurry!

Buck: It's to get.... Buck Wild.

[Buck runs forward dodging the vines and using one to fly into the air. He falls to the top, dodging the vines. He lands in the top, his butt sticking out. Inside the plant]

Manny: Who's fat now?

[Buck ignores him and squeezes his way in. He heads to the bottom and removes a cover to reveal two tubes, one blue and one red. Holding each other, he looks between them and eventually chooses to cut the red one which causes the filling up to speed up and the plant begins sinking back into the ground. Buck accidentally drops his knife while the others watch in horror]

Ellie: No!

Connor (Thomas & Friends): This is bad!

Manny, Diego, Fluttershy and Buck: (grunting)

[Eventually, Buck manages to grabs his knife. Crash and Eddie chew on each other's fingers in anxiety. Buck tries to cut the blue tube as the plant gets tighter and tighter. Eventually, he is successful and the plant grows and finally bursts open, covering Crash and Eddie in green goop. Manny falls from the sky and lands on the ground followed by Diego who lands on his back. Fluttershy simply flies down followed by Buck using a leaf as a hand glider]

Buck: Pfft. Tourists.

Crash: Barfed on by a plant.

Crash and Eddie: Awesome.

Dusty Crophopper: Yeah, "awesome" is not the word I would use to describe a gruesome near death experience.

Annie: Yeah. They almost got killed.

Koki: (to Crash and Eddie's gooey state) You need to clean that off. It's so gross. Ugh!

[Discord hugs Fluttershy in relief]

Fluttershy: I know. I'm glad I didn't get digested too.

Discord: Fair enough.

Ellie: Say something.

Manny: (groaning) Thanks for saving us.

Ellie: Buck, will you help us find the floppy green thing and the funny two legged creatures?

Manny: [standing up throwing Diego off] That's not necessary!

Ellie: Yes it is.

Pinkie Pie: We can definitely use a friend out here.

Buck: Alright, I'II help ya. But I've got rules. Rule number 1: Always listen to Buck. Rule number two: Stay in the middle of the trail. Rule number 3: [an intense dramatic pause] He who has gas travels at the back of the pack.

[Eddie heads off to the back]

Buck: Come on then. Chop-chop.

Manny: We should all have our heads examined.

Buck: That's rule number four. Now let's go find your friends.

[They head on into the jungle. Meanwhile, Momma T-Rex plods through the jungle still carrying her captives and babies in her mouth. Sid is asleep when he wakes up and sees Momma T-Rex's feet below him]

Sid: [yelps]

Ron Stoppable: We told you this was a bad idea but did you guys listen?! No!

Rufus: (grunts in reply)

Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko: [crying]

Sid: No, no, no, it's okay. Don't worry. We're gonna be fine. Please stop swaying. A little nauscious. [covers his mouth to stop himself from being sick]

Norman Price: I hope so because not only is my blood is going straight to my head but my leg will get chopped off if I keep hanging around like this.

Maisie Lockwood: Says the one who decided to go along with Sid's idea to steal this T-Rex's eggs!

Norman Price: Don't you start again, Maisie.

Spud The Scarecrow: Oooh. I don't wanna be a T-Rex's snack!

Derek Price: Neither do I but Maisie's right. We shouldn't have done this.

Rocket Raccoon: I agree. If we hadn't taken her eggs in the first place none of this would be happening.

Norman Price: (grumbles)

[Momma T-Rex stops and lowers them down to the ground. Eggbert, Shelly, Yoko, Maisie, Norman, Derek, Spud, Ron, Rocket and Rufus get out of her mouth onto the ground]

Sid: See? She's putting us down.... [screams as Momma T-Rex lifts him back up intending to eat him as revenge for taking her eggs]

Maisie, Norman, Derek, Spud, Ron, Rocket and Rufus: Sid!

Sid: [grabbing onto a vine] No! I'm too young to be eaten!

[The vine snaps and he gets stuck in her nose]

Sid: Whoa! Nice mucus! And I don't say that to everyone.

[Momma T-Rex tries to get him out only to suck him further into her nose. She tries again to get him out, this time proving more successful by spewing him out onto a tree on a rocket of snot much to Eggbert, Shelly, Yoko, Maisie, Norman, Derek, Spud, Ron, Rufus and Rocket's disgust]

Norman Price: That is disgusting!

Maisie Lockwood: Ew!

[Sid falls onto a branch. He opens his eyes just in time to see Momma T-Rex's jaw coming towards him, ready to eat him again. Yelping in fear, he dodges out of the way and grabs another branch]

Sid: Aaah! Listen, families get complicated! Maybe we can work something out! [dodges again] I can take them Sunday to Tuesday! [dodges again] Wednesday to Friday?! [dodges again] Weekends?! [screams]

[Momma T-Rex tries to eat him again but misses. Sid falls onto a branch, bounces off it then falls towards the others as they hurry out of the way but gets tangled up in some vines on the way down]

Sid: Oh, it's okay. Momma's okay. [Momma approaches him again] If you eat me, it will send a bad message.

[Momma ignores him and gets ready to eat him again when Eggbert, Shelly, Yoko, Maisie, Norman, Derek, Spud, Ron, Rufus and Rocket get protectively in front of him]

Ron Stoppable: [in Thomas' voice] You leave our friend alone, you... big bully!

Maisie Lockwood: Yeah! If you want to eat him, you'll have to go through us!

Sid: Hah! Score one for the sloth!

[Momma just growls and whacks Sid with her tail, sending him spinning around a branch and getting tied up in the vines]

Sid: And that score's all tight up.

Norman Price: Well, looks like some dinos know when they're beaten.

[In response, Momma whacks Norman with her tail, sending him flying into a tree]

Norman Price: Ow! Guess I deserves that. (falls down unconscious)

Maisie Lockwood: (shaking her head in disbelief) You sure do.

Spud The Scarecrow: Something tells me that while we're sticking around here for a while, there's more to Momma T-Rex than we thought.

Derek Price: Yeah. She's really not so bad once you get to know her.

Ron Stoppable: As long as she doesn't eat us that is.

Rufus: Uh-huh.

Rocket Raccoon: (to Sid in Prince John's voice) Get out of that if you can.

[Meanwhile, the heroes are still walking through the jungle]

Eddie: Do you think the Beast will find Sid and the others?

Crash: Or more importantly, us?

Buck: Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless. He knows all. Sees all. Eats all. So that's a yes.

[Eddie points to something. Buck turns and sees red eyes staring at them]

Buck: Hey, get off my lawn! Go on! Shoo!

[The eyes are revealed to the patterns on the wings of a butterfly which flies away]

Buck: I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.

Fluttershy: Well, those patterns on his wings are pretty.

Beshte: That butterfly is huge.

Chris Kratt: Well, in prehistoric times, insects are a lot bigger than they are in modern times.

Martin Kratt: Yeah, they can be as big as either a fox or a weasel.

Marco Polo: Like Buck?

Chris Kratt: Yes, Marco.

Shi La Won: Whoa. That is a cool but strange creature fact.

Fu Fu: (chitters)

Tom Thomas: This seems like our kinda place, Moose.

Moose Roberts: Yeah, you're right, Tom.

Berkeley Beetle: Wait til I tell the other beetles about that giant butterfly.

Aviva Corcovado: Yeah, Berkeley, we get it.

Jimmy Z: I prefer bugs when they're small thank you.

Misty: Not me!

Diego: So you're just living down here by your wits? All on your own? No responsibilities?

Buck: Not a one. It's incredible. No dependence, no limits. It's the greatest life a single guy could have.

Diego: [to Manny] You hear that? This is my kinda place.

Buck: (using a rock as a phone) Hello? Yeah. No, I can't talk right now. You know, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth, four dead humans, a dead mole rat and a dead raccoon. Yeah. (he puts his knife in a tree then raises a finger) And they're following me. I know. They think I'm crazy. OK, we're going into the Cassum of Death. I'm gonna lose ya. Yeah, I love you too. Alright. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. (drops the rock and grabs his knife) Okay. Follow me.

Manny: That's you in three weeks.

Starlight Glimmer: I think it takes longer than that for someone to wind up like Buck.

Jiminy Cricket: Yeah. You'd have to be down here for a really long time to go that nuts.

Mewtwo: Let's keep going, guys.

[They head on. Soon, they arrive in the Chasm of Death, a big gap in the ground filled with green smoke. Crash spits into the green fog and the spit falls until a splash is heard]

Eddie: So, why do they call it the Chasm of Death?

Buck: Well, we tried Big Smelly Crack but, uh, that just made everybody giggle.

Pinkie Pie: (giggles)

Mushu: That's funny. (laughs)

Elsa: We see what you mean, Buck.

Buck: Now you know why it's called the Chasm of Death.

Manny: Well, now what?

[Buck cuts loose a cable car which is a rib cage from a dinosaur skeleton]

Buck: Madams.

[Ellie and the girls step forward but Manny stops them]

Manny: Whoa. They are not doing that.

Buck: Bah-bah-bah-bah! Rule number one.

Eddie: [raising his hand] Oooh, ooh, ooh.

Buck: Ah! Come on, mammoth. You're supposed to have a good memory.

Ellie: Always listen to Buck.

Shi La Won: I hope this is safe.

Aviva Corcovado: Don't worry, Shi La. We'll be here with you all the way.

Koki: Yeah. We'll be fine.

Heidi: Besides, what can go wrong?

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. Come on.

[They get into the cable car]

Buck: Now, eyes forward, backs straight, and, oh, yes, breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.

Ellie: Toxic fumes?!

Buck: Just another day in paradise.

Manny: Wait!

[Buck cuts the car loose and they plummet into the green smoke, the girls holding their breathes]

Ellie: (breathing in)

Buck: Geronimo!

[The girls and Buck disappear into the green mist. The boys watch and wait. Just then, the car is pulled back up but it's empty]

Manny: Ellie! You okay?!

Ellie: You have to try this!

Buck: Alright, pile on everyone! Couldn't be easier!

Connor Lacey: Well, you heard the weasel.

Marco Polo: Let's hope that we don't breath in the toxic gas.

Fireman Sam: Don't worry, Marco. As long as we all hold our breath for as long as possible we'll be alright.

Ash Ketchum: Okay, if you say so.

Pikachu: Pika-pi.

[Later, the car is stranded over the Chasm with it's passengers]

Buck: Don't panic! Just some technical difficulties! [grunts] Keep holding it in boys!

[Manny and Diego gulp. Both Mater and Eddie are having trouble holding their breath until they finally let go]

Eddie: [gasps for air] I can't take it anymore!

Mater: Nor can I.

Crash: You breathed it! (gasps) And now I'm breathing it!

Lightning McQueen: [letting go of his breath] Mater! [gasps] Oh, no!

[Crash, Eddie, Mater and Lightning start coughing]

Eddie: [high pitched voice] Hey, we're not dead!

Crash: [High pitched voice] You sound ridiculous!

Eddie: Me? You should hear you!

Mater: [high pitched voice] More like he should hear me?

Lightning McQueen: [high pitched voice] Or me even.

[They laugh much to the puzzlement of the others]

Eddie: Alright, alright, and a one and a two.

Crash, Eddie, Mater and Lightning: Christmas, Christmastime is near~

Manny: [muffled] Stop! Are you crazy?!

Connor Lacey: [muffled] Yeah! It's toxic!

[As the four laugh again, Diego, Dusty, Chug and Sparky breathe in]

Diego: [high pitched voice] It's not poison.

Chug: [high pitched voice] It's laughing gas.

Diego: Huh? (laughing)

Crash, Eddie, Lightning, Mater, Diego, Dusty, Chug and Sparky: [laughing]

Crash: That's so disturbing.

Sparky: [high pitched voice] Yeah! For flying out loud!

[They continue to laugh. Buck climbs onto the ropes]

Buck: Stop laughing! All of you!

Dusty Crophopper: [high pitched voice, imitating Buck] Stop laughing! All of you!

[Buck glares up at the car and it's giggling passengers. Manny and the rest of the boys breathe in the gas and Manny sticks his head out, shutting one eye and imitating Buck]

Manny: [high pitched voice] What's rule number one?

[They all laugh. Buck glares at them]

Ellie: They're just laughing.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah. What's so bad about having a good laugh?

Buck: [pointing into the Chasm] They died laughing!

Ellie: (gasp)

[They look down to see dinosaur skeletons littering the Chasm floor]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no! If they keep laughing, they're gonna wind up like these guys!

Penny Morris: Now we know why it's called the Chasm of Death.

Clara: Because if you breathe in the laughing gas, you die of laughter!

Sarah Jones: We've gotta get them to stop!

Ellie: Stop laughing!

Manny: Y-you know what's funny though?! We're trying to save Sid and the others! And now we're all gonna die!

Everyone: (laughing)

Eddie: And I don't even like Sid, nor Norman, Derek, Spud, Ron, Rocket or Maisie!

Crash: Who does?! They're idiots!

[They carry on laughing]

Fireman Sam: (muffled) How are we gonna get out of this?

The Mask: [high pitched voice] Oh, come on, Sam. Laugh a little. (laughs)

Marco Polo: (muffled) Oh dear. Now he's breathing it!

Diego: Thanks for getting me into this mess! It's the most fun I've had in years!

Manny: Thank you for deserting the herd! That was totally super!

[There's a slight pause before they resume laughing. Then the cart jerks a little and they look up. Buck is pulling on the ropes when Manny reaches up and tickles him with his trunk]

Manny: Coochie-coochie-coo!

Buck: Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [high pitched voice] We're all gonna die!

Everyone: (laughing)

[Buck starts laughing too. With the girls]

Ellie: (sighs) We've gotta do everything, huh?

Ashima: How do we get them out of there before something bad happens?

Ellie Philips: [seeing the tree] Give me a hand with this!

[Penny passes a loose vine to Ellie, and the other girls start pushing the tree]

Ellie Philips: Okay, Ellie! Pull!