Kaos' dirty tricks

This is how Kaos' dirty tricks goes in Thomas' Rock and Roll Adventure.

Gordon: Check, one, two. Testing, testing... [taps microphone] Testing...! [voice echoes]

Rigby: Ow!! My ears!

Henry: This doesn't make any sense. We were aweful. Doesn't anybody think it's strange that we're the ones that made it to the finals?

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. Thanks to Master Ryan and the Dazzlings. I think they are somewhere else to practice songs with Evil Ryan to watch them.

James: I think so, Matau.

Kaos: Very strange.

Clank: Who said that?

[Kaos comes out]

Captain Qwark: Kaos.[looks at who's with him] Trixie? Morro?

Nya: Morro. Why are you with Kaos?

Morro the Ghost Ninja: Nya, nya, nya. Kaos deserves to be in the finals not you.

Nya: Why? Is Ryan got the Realm Crystal with him?

Morro the Ghost Ninja: Yes.

Matau T. Monkey: Kaos. I think you should be up there in the cheap seats. I'll go get Master Ryan. C'mon, Clank.[activates his jetpack and flies to find Ryan]

[Kaos clicks his finger and the Steambooms, Skylanders and Dazzlings fall under the stage]

Mike: Ow!

Sir Daniel Fortesque: I'm ok. Let's hope Matau and Clank will fetch Ryan and the Dazzlings for some help.

Aria Blaze: Ahem.

Rigby: Aria? You and your sister are here?

Aria Blaze: We've been here the whole time.

Ryan F-Freeman: At least I got the Realm Crystal with me. [Activates his Jetpack] Matau! Wait for me!

Kaos: See you never. [Ryan flies out and the doors close]

Morro the Ghost Ninja: Alright!

Ryan F-Freeman: Morro. I knew you've joined the Diesel Trio.

Trixie Lulamoon: So what? At least, Kaos got what he wanted.

Ryan F-Freeman: Trixie? You helped Kaos? [in mind] I hope Morro doesn't know that I got the Realm Crystal with me. I must not give Morro the crystal.

[Kaos chuckles evilly]

Ryan F-Freeman: What's so funny, Kaos?

Morro the Ghost Ninja: I'll take that. [grabs the Realm Crystal]

Ryan F-Freeman:[Swipes the Realm Crystal from Morro] I'll not let you free your master, Morro. This crystal stays with me.[activates his jetpack and flies to find help]

Morro the Ghost Ninja: [growls] Ryan! Get back here with that Realm Crystal![flies after Ryan]

[Kaos and Trixie watch in amusement]

Ryan F-Freeman: I Need to find Pon-3. Wow, Morro, I didn't know you can fly.

Mal: [chuckles evilly] See? Told you somebody would give them a shunt.

Bert: Kaos didn't shunt them. He pulled the leaver.

'Arry: Go back to sleep, Bert.

[Later on]

Ryan F-Freeman: I must keep the Realm Crystal away from Morro! And to get help.

[Morro whistles for Bansha, Ghoul-Tar and Soul Archer]

Ryan F-Freeman: Who are those? [pulls out a water-gun]

Morro the Ghost Ninja: My minions. Bansha, Ghoul-Tar and Soul Archer.

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice to meet you three. But if you don't mind I must keep the Realm Crystal and go get some help![flies away to get help]

Morro the Ghost Ninja: That's my Realm Crystal you flying techno-organic pest! Give it back!

Matau T. Monkey: Hi, Master Ryan. Who are you flying away from?

Ryan F-Freeman: Help me, Matau. I'm flying away from Morro right now.

[Matau grabs Morro's legs]

Morro the Ghost Ninja: Hey! Who are you, flying monkey?

Matau T. Monkey: I'm Matau T. Monkey. Ryan's apprentice.

Ryan F-Freeman: That's it, Matau. Hold Morro off while I go get Lloyd and his ninja friends.

Matau T. Monkey: You got it.[summons his Keyblade] Ok, Morro. Un Guard!

[That night]

Zane: Wow, Ryan. You were chased by Morro.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know.

Lloyd: Do you think you should destroy the Realm Crystal, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: No. Without it, we can't go through Lego dimensions.

Kai: You're right, Ryan. We are happy to help the Steambooms.

Ryan F-Freeman: Good for you, Kai. I'll put the Realm Crystal in a safe place.[puts the Realm Crystal in his chest]

Jay: I'm with ya, pal.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thank you, Jay.

Ronin: Me too, Ryan.

Sensi Wu: I shall join you.

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau will be happy for you, Wu.

Matau T. Monkey: You're right, Master Ryan. Plus, Clank agrees with you.

Sensi Garmadon: I will come along also.

Matau T. Monkey: I'm happy for you and your son, Garmadon.

Cole: You can count on me, Ryan and Matau.

Ryan F-Freeman: Time to work some magic.

P.I.X.I.L: Let's go help the Steambooms.

[Later on, Kaos and the LEGOS are performing]

Ryan F-Freeman: Look at Kaos singing.

Kaos: You'd better believe I've got tricks up my sleeve~

Llyod: Looks like Morro gave up chasing you, Ryan.

Kaos: See me dominate~

Cause, I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat!~

Matau T. Monkey: P.I.X.I.L. Can you and Zane scan to see where my friends and bands are?

P.I.X.I.L: My sensors are telling me that they are under the stage.

Clank: Right, P.I.X.I.L. Percy is the only one who is not trapped.

Percy: Hey, guys!

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, Percy. Did you get some help?

Percy: Yes. And do you know who from?

Matau T. Monkey: Pon-3 and Jazz?

Percy: Actually, Matau, her full name is DJ Pon-3. And yes. I did get help from her and Jazz.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow, DJ Pon-3. You're protected by your headphones?

[DJ Pon-3 nods]

Jazz: And my radio was loud that I couldn't even hear them.

Clank: That's good for you, Jazz. Ryan has got new recruits for the Steambooms.

[Meanwhile, under the stage]

Crash Bandicoot: I hope Ryan gets help soon, Adagio.

Adagio Dazzle: Yeah. But still, this is a disaster! We'll never defeat the Diesel Trio now.

Evil Ryan: And worse, Morro has joined the Diesel Trio.

Gordon: Then let's get out already! [tries to kick the door open]

Bertam T. Monkey: Ok, Gordon.[charges at the door but fails]

Aria Blaze: You two do realize that that's not going to work, right?

Bertram T. Monkey: You're right, Aria. Mal would use Sci-Twi's amulet to turn her and Ryan into Midnight Sparkle and Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

Thomas: I just hope Percy's alright. I think he went to get help but I don't think he's coming back.

Predaking: Don't worry, Thomas. I'm sure that Percy will come back. Trust me.

Gordon: [grunts]

Bertram T. Monkey: [sighs] I hope my good twin brother saved his master from Morro.

Toby: Give it up, Gordon. You've been tryin' at this for hours. It's not gonna open.

Evil Anna: Toby's right. Bertram tried this once and that won't work.

Thomas:  Maybe it doesn't even matter that we're trapped down here. I don't think the counter-spell would have worked anyway.

Evil Ryan: What if Ryan's counter-spell haven't work as well?[his phone rings] Ok, I got it.[answers his phone] Hello?

Toby: Of course it would have worked, Thomas. Assumin' a certain band member didn't try to hog the spotlight the whole time we were tryin' to play it!

Evil Ryan: You mean Gordon? It's Ryan on the phone.

Gordon: Hey! If you wanna tell Thomas he's getting a little too caught up trying to be the new leader of this band, you don't have to be all cryptic about it.

Evil Anna: What? [activates her Lightsaber] This band was fine until you start hogging the stage when the others are trying to play the song.

Gordon: Me?! I'm just trying to make sure my band rocks as hard as it needs to!

Evil Anna: That's ridiculous. You do know I have a lightsaber like Jessica.

Steambooms: OUR BAND!!

Evil Anna: Ok. No need to shout. Sonata can hear you.[deactivates her Lightsaber]

Thomas: But why wasn't it working? I should know what to do. How could I not know what to do? How could I have failed like this?

Rigby: Sonata. Go and comfort Thomas.

Toby: It might've been your idea to start a band, but it's not just your band, Gordon!

Nya: Thomas. Ryan still got the Realm Crystal with him so Morro can't get it.

Gordon: I'm the one who writes all the songs!

Henry: Ryan and I write songs.

Ratchet(Lombax): Dr. Nefarious and I agree with you, Henry.

Edward: You just never let us play any of them!

Dr. Nefarious: James and Ryan got some nice costumes for the bands.

James: I agree. I had the most perfect outfits for us to wear!

Adagio Dazzle: Right, James. Some outfits are a bit more eye-catching.

Toby: Again with the costumes! No one cares what we're wearin'!

Contralto: Cupcake and I do. The Dazzlings got those outfits before they go to Canterlot High.

James: I care too, Toby! So sorry if I enjoy trying to make a creative contribution to the band!

Bertram T. Monkey: And may I add Matau and the Skylanders and the Dazzlings?

Charlie: Hey! Anybody here remember fun?! I'll give you a hint: It's the exact opposite of being in the Steambooms!

Bertram T. Monkey: Charlie, calm down. You don't want to let the negative energy out.

Gordon:  I wish I never asked any of you to be in my band!

Evil Anna: You take it back, Gordon!

James: I wish I'd never agreed to be in it!!!!

Batman(The LEGO Movie): Ok. Can you all calm down for once!!

Henry, Edward and Toby: Me neither!

Rigby: STOP TALKING!!!!!

Steambooms: [arguing]

Kaos: Ya better believe~

I got tricks up my sleeve~

See me dominate~

'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat!~

[fireworks]

[crowd cheering]

Morro the Ghost Ninja: That's very good, Kaos.