Clubbing/Transcript

This is the episode script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of DC Super Hero Girls: Super Hero High.

[Theme song]

Principal Waller: Poison Ivy. Grades, exceptional. Community service requirements, met. But in addition to academics, you need social activities.

[The plant gasps]

Principal Waller: Activities with other members. And those other members can't be plants.

[the plant growls]

Principal Waller: Ivy, you must join a club. I'm assigning Connor Lacey and his friends to join their different groups too.

[The plant sighs]

[Meanwhile, to Connor Lacey and the others]

Sci-Ryan: So. Ryan. Any ideas for what club I can join?

Ryagio Dazzle: I think we could do the music club.

Kairia Blaze: We've have been known to sing from time to time.

Chris Dusk: Hello? We sing, like, all the time. It's how we get heroes to do what we want.

Ryagio Dazzle: [Grunts]

Chris Dusk: Wha-what did I say?

Ryagio Dazzle: What you meant to say, is that being in a band is the perfect way to make new friends.

Chris Dusk: Oh. Yeah. What Ryagio said what I meant to say. That is what I meant... To say.

Bertram T. Monkey: And what Evil Anna could have said if she weren't the "worst".

Evil Anna: Don't call me that!

Evil Ryan: Well, Ryan. Connor might want to excuse them.

Ryagio Dazzle: Yeah, they're idiots.

[Kairia twirls one of her pigtails of her hair]

Hawkgirl: The Kryptonian ship landed at 0900 hours. And it's female occupant, where? Where?

Connor Lacey: Barbara, Bumblebee, Hawkgirl. Hi.

Bumblebee: Welcome to the Metropolis Junior Detective Society.

Sci-Ryan: What's that?

Connor Lacey: It's a club for clues and detective work for Supers.

Sci-Ryan: Ummm. I think Poison Ivy cannot join. I am helping her find a club suitable.

Ryagio Dazzle: But, don't worry, Lacey boy. When we join a club, everyone will adore us.

Connor Lacey: Okay. I liked to join your group.

Ryagio Dazzle: Good choice, Connor.

Sci-Ryan: Connor? You’re joining Ryan’s band? Why?

Connor Lacey: Actually, I'm joining the Metropolis Junior Detective Society. Because, if I can use my detective friends, I can free Britney, Blythe, Harley, Ryan, Chris and Kairi from the Dark Energem's power.

Sci-Ryan: Oh, I see.

Ryagio Dazzle: Let’s go see what other clubs there are.

Poison Ivy: Um... Hi?

Miss Martian: [Squeaks]

Starfire: Oh, Miss Martian, Waller won't sign off on the extracurricular hours if you're invisible the whole time.

Chris Dusk: Looks like she's shy.

Sci-Ryan: I guess so. Who are you two?

Starfire: We are the United Planets Club. Wish to join?

Poison Ivy: Actually, I'm from Earth. You probably already have an Earth. [Chuckles nervously] Hopefully.

Sci-Ryan: And Twilight is from Equestria. You know. Since I saw her after the Friendship Games.

Connor Lacey: Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman: Hi, Ivy. I'm Earth. I mean, obviously, I'm not literally Earth. I'm a girl/warrior princess person. I represent Earth.

Poison Ivy: Phew! You're a lifesaver.

Wonder Woman: True, I've saved 691... And 692 lives this semester.

Bumblebee (Robots in Disguise (2015): Do you have a Cybertron?

Miss Martian: Not yet.

Sideswipe (Robots in Disguise (2015): Well, Bumblebee is from Cybertron. He liked to join. Right, sir?

Bumblebee (Robots in Disguise (2015): Of course I would.

Strongarm: Actually, I'm with Connor in the Metropolis Junior Detective Society.

Grimlock (Robots in Disguise (2015): Okay, Strongarm.

[Rock Music Playing]

Katana: We are the Dance Club. Yeah!

[Poison Ivy covers her ears]

Beast Boy: Join us if you feel the beat in your feet, or tentacles, or paws, or whatever.

Ryagio Dazzle: Me, my band, Adagio and her band would like to join, now that we found the perfect team, [To the old and new Dazzlings] and the perfect opportunity to get our revenge on Connor Lacey.

[Poison Ivy runs]

[Bubbling]

Sci-Ryan: A chemistry set?

The Flash: Of course. Wanna sign up for Science Club?

Poison Ivy: Is chlorophyll green?

The Flash: Yes!

Poison Ivy: Yes!

Sci-Ryan: I wanna join too. After all, I'm a science person myself.

[Sci-Ryan signs in]

Ryagio Dazzle: Ok, Kaira and Chris. It's time for the New Dazzlings to have their moment.

Chris Dusk: Lunch?!

Ryagio Dazzle: No. The chance to get the Dazzlings revenge on Connor Lacey and Pals.

Chris Dusk: Oh, right.

Lady Frost: [Clears throat] For today's Science Club meeting, Ivy's latest pet project.

Star Sapphire: I hope it's flowers! I love flowers. Well, I love getting flowers. So romantic.

Sci-Ryan: It's not a flower this time, Sapphire.

Poison Ivy: He's right. It's an Octofernius viciosiusis.

[Star Sapphire looks at plant]

Star Sapphire: Aw, it's not vicious. It's precious. Yes, you are.

Sci-Ryan: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[The plant bites Star Sapphire's nose]

Star Sapphire: [Squeals] [Screaming] Somebody get me the hedge clippers! [Groaning]

Sci-Ryan: That girl never learns.

Poison Ivy: Hmm. Clubs are fun.

Crash Bandicoot: What other clubs will we join?

Evil Ryan: Don't know. Hey. While we look at some, I could sing a song.

Connor Lacey: So. What is it you want?

[The song Glass of Water starts playing]

Evil Ryan: A little glass of water please~

A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze~

Some tea with honey from the bees~

Whenever you can brew it~

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): Crash and I'll get your tea.

Evil Ryan: And while I get a little rest~

A teeny, tiny, small request~

Some codfish oil for my chest~

Poured from a Crystal cruet~

Adagio Dazzle: A crystal cruet?

Evil Ryan: [singing faster] My goodness, I'm a nincompoop~

Because I fear I got the Croup~

I need a vat of pumpkin soup~

And scarfs made out of zinnias~

Did I say zinnia, I mean silk~

Or something shiny of that ilk~

And then I'll need some nice warm milk~

And pastries from Abyssinia~

And since my stomach's feeling crummy~

Why not give my aching tummy~

Something soothing, something yummy~

Piled up with noodles?~

Add a slice of homemade rye~

With stacks of Swiss way up high~

Served with sides of sweet mince pie More basil; I need oodles!~

Aria Blaze: Anything else?

Evil Ryan: I'll be grateful for your charity~

Until the bitter end~

Because I've heard that tenderness~

Is what you lend an ailing friend~

[Spoken] Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?

Adagio Dazzle: Right, but...

Evil Ryan: So, who's ready for my big reprise?

I'd like that glass of water please~

Some magic spell to cure disease~

A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze~

A fresh bouquet of roses~

Some lozenges will soon appease~

My wheezing when I start to sneeze~

A wig to keep me from the breeze~

And blankets for my toes-es~

Take tweezers out of my valise~

And then polish my knobby knees~

A bowl of peas, some extra cheese~

A cuddle with a Pekingese~

A singing harp who's named Louise~

A goat on skis, a new trapeze~

And more and more and more and more of these~

[Spoken] And just because I oughta...

Make sure I'm drinking in the right~

Amount of fluids day and night I wish I may, I wish I might~

Have just one little thing~

Oh, would you please finally bring~

Me that tiny glass Of water?!!~

[Crash and Connor applauds]

Evil Ryan: Thank you, thank you. You're so kind. Don't forget to tip your waitresses when you get to Marrinette's world.

Evil Anna: Nice job, Evil Ryan.

Crash Bandicoot: Which club will I join?

Connor Lacey: Well, there must be some club here.

[The team have found more clubs]

Evil Ryan: What's that?

Connor Lacey: It's a CHESS club.

Ryagio Dazzle: Will you join that one. Yugi?

Yugi Moto: I guess so. But, I need a partner.

Matau T. Monkey: How about Discord? I guess the New Dazzlings made me blush.

Discord: I'll do it.

Evil Anna: Wow, Discord. I didn't know you’re into chess.

Discord: I guess so.

Connor Lacey: Ryan, why you and your band join the music club?

Ryagio Dazzle: Because I just thought that my band could use