Thread:Transformersprimefan/@comment-25512318-20170831164414

This is how Finding Pythor sick goes in

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Applejack: What in tarnation are you doing here? And why the jumping June bugs are you white?

Bulkhead: Yeah.

Rarity: More like a shade of, to be precise.

Bumblebee: [beeps] (translation:

Rainbow Dash: Whatever color you are is the color of trouble!

Arcee:

Pythor P. Chumsworth: Oh, Rainbow Dash and Arcee, I've changed, surely you remember? I was reformed by lovely little- [starts snorting] T-T-Twilight- [sneezes]

Applejack: What are you, sick or something?

Bulkhead:

Pythor P. Chumsworth: Well, of course I'm sick. The white skin? The purple scales and hands? These sneezes? Could somebody find me a fainting couch?

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Rarity: What?

Bumblebee: [beeps] (translation:

[Pinkie Pie and Smokescreen

Pythor P. Chumsworth: How charming, thank you. I can't stop sneezing and wheezing. In short... I need help. [whines]

Rainbow Dash: If you're so 'sick', why have you come here instead of, y'know, staying home in bed and getting over your weird illness?

Arcee:

Discord: [sneezes] [blows nose] Because this condition has left me helpless, simply helpless! Why, I can barely lift a spoon.

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Pythor P. Chumsworth: I came to find one of the two ponies who truly understand me and could nurse me back to health. Where is that dear, sweet Twilight? I need attention! I need some care! I need--

Rainbow Dash: You need to chill. Twilight's out.

Arcee:

Pythor P. Chumsworth: Oh, of course, her quality time with Princess Cadance. Ah, yes, I had forgotten that was today.

Applejack: How do you know about her

Bulkhead:

Pythor P. Chumsworth: Well, she told me about it in her last letter.

[Pythor

Pinkie Pie: You, Twilight, and Celestia write each other letters?

Smokescreen:

Pythor P. Chumsworth: Well, of course we do! We're friends! It's just such a shame that today of all days is when I really need Twilight. Oh, well, I know what to do.

Rainbow Dash: Good thinking. Head on home, put your feet up. I'm sure eventually you'll have the strength to make yourself soup or something...

Arcee:

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Pythor P. Chumsworth: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no! I mean, while she's gone, you ponies can take care of me! Isn't that what friends are for, taking care of each other? [laughs] Let the healing begin!

Rainbow Dash: Not it!

Arcee:

[Arcee and Rainbow Dash

Pythor P. Chumsworth: Well, that's some way to treat a suffering friend. [sneezes]

Pinkie Pie: Don't you worry, Pythor! Smokescreen and I will give you cuddles, and read you stories, and tell you all about us! I was born on a Tuesday--

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Pythor P. Chumsworth: Oh, you're so sweet to offer, but Rarity, Bumblebee, Applejack, and Bulkhead already volunteered to be my own personal nursemaids and

[chuckles]

Applejack and Rarity: We did?

Bulkhead and Bumblebee:

Pythor P. Chumsworth: I so hope you don't mind, Pinkie Pie and Smokescreen.

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Pinkie Pie: Well, as a matter of fact, we most certainly--

[Pythor

Pinkie Pie: Hey! Who keeps throwing away these perfectly good balloons?

Smokescreen:

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