"Life is a Highway"/Lost/Into Town/Where's McQueen? (Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures)

The way the Life is a Highway, Lost, Into Town and Where's McQueen? scenes go in Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures of Cars.

Mack: California, here we come!

Lightning McQueen: Dinoco, here we come!

Roary: Next stop, Los Angeles!

Theodore Tugboat: For the last and fast race!

Bash, Dash and FErdinand: Indeed.

(Life is a Highway plays. McQueen turns on the lights in the trailer. The screen shows all of his different merchandising, then it shows Mack exiting the Motor Speedway of the South and driving along the Interstate 40 to Los Angeles.)

(in Blanky's voice) Are we there yet?

(in Calculator's voice) Not yet.

(in Kirby's voice) Well, how much farther?

Drifter: Well, it will take a while.

Well, what are we going to do, now?

We're going to have some fun, if it's the last thing with do!

So let's get busy and find some fun!

(Later, the screen shows Mack making faces with his reflection on the back of a tank truck. A car named Bertha Butterswagon is disgusted by this. Then the screen pans beside some telephone poles, where the birds fromFor the Birds are seen chirping. The screen then resumes to showing Mack progressing on his journey. And while he's driving,  have got out to get some fresh air and to fly for a little while. The whole song then completely ends as it shows McQueen being massaged by brushes as the phone rings.)

Lightning McQueen: (moaning) Oh... oh ... uh, I needed this. (presses a button to respond to the phone call, which makes the brushes go into the roof of the trailer) Hello?

Harv: Is this Lightning McQueen, the world's fastest racing machine?

Lightning McQueen: Is this Harv, the world's greatest agent?

Harv: And it is such an honor to be your agent that it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings. And merchandising. And ancillary rights in perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, huh, champ! I did-- I didn't see it, but I heard you were great.

Lightning McQueen: (pressing buttons to change TV channels showing the finish of the previous race) Uh... Thanks, Harv.

Harv: Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets for the tiebreaker thing in Cali. I'll pass 'em on to your friends. You shoot me the names. You let Harv rock it for you. Alright, baby?

Lightning McQueen: Right. Friends. Yes, there's, um...

Harv: OK, I get it, Mr. Popular. So many friends you can't even narrow it down.

Harv: Hey, when you get to town, you better make time for your best friend! You gotta break bread with yourmishpocheh here!

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah! That'd be great! We should totally...

Harv: OK, I gotta jump, kid. Le-Let me know how it goes. I'm out.

(The call ends as the dial tone hums.)

Lightning McQueen: (sighs)

(Then some melodic beeping and wheels squeaking are heard.)

What's that sound?

(They look outside to see a minivan named Leroy Traffik who is driving by Mack.)

Lightning McQueen: What? A minivan? Oh! Come on, Mack, you're in the slow lane. This is Lightning McQueen you're hauling here.

Mack: Just stopping off for a quick breather, kid and you guys. Old Mack needs a rest. (starts to go onto the entrance to the Top Down Truckstop where Leroy is going)

Lightning McQueen: (through the radio) Absolutely not. We're driving straight through all night till we get to California. We agreed to it.

Mack: (drives away from the entrance) All night? May I remind you federal DOT regs state...

Lightning McQueen: Come on, Mack, I need to get there before Chick and hang with Dinoco.

Mack: (groans as he sees some sleeping trucks) All those sleeping trucks. Hey, kid, I don't know if I can make it.

Lightning McQueen: Oh, sure you can, Mack. Look, it'll be easy. I'll stay up with you.

George: And we will as well.

Mack: All night?

Lightning McQueen: All night long.

(Later that night, we see McQueen, sleeping.)

Lightning McQueen: (snoring)

(Then the screen shows sleeping and snoring inside of Daisy the Diesel Railcar, Toad, Annie, Clarabel, Henrietta, Bertie and Radar, who are also sleeping.)

(Then the screen shows Mack, who is trying to stay awake. His engines slow as his eyes start to shut.)

Mack: (snores, wakes up, gasps and blubbers)

(Mack grunts as he tries to keep his eyes open. But they close again.)

Mack: (snores, and then wakes up) Uh! (blabbers for about five seconds, and tries to keep his eyes open)

(Then rap music is heard as the screen shows close-ups of the Delinquent Road Hazards with their engines revving. DJ is playing a short song called Rollin' in the Rearview. Wingo is shown opening his shades. Then the screen shows him, Boost and DJ overtaking a car onto the left lane, then overtaking another car onto the right lane. They then overtake a car named Duff Wrecks onto the middle lane. and the left of another. The traffic's horns are heard beeping. Snot Rod, meanwhile, was overtaking the first car onto the right lane and going along the same lane until he overtakes Duff. After, he then starts to sneeze.)

Snot Rod: (sniffing) Ah-choo!

(Snot Rod's sneezing causes himself to do an instant acceleration, open his throttle wide and shoot flames out of his headers, to which he then catches up to the other tuners as they come towards Mack. DJ drives onto the right lane beside, while Wingo and Boost drive onto the left lane. Snot Rod is behind Mack. Wingo then notices his reflection on Mack's trailer, and turns his interior lights on.)

Wingo: (laughs)

(Boost and DJ get in front of Mack, who is still concentrating to not fall asleep.)

Boost: Hey, yo, DJ!

DJ: What up?

Boost: We got ourselves a nodder.

DJ: (chuckles)

(Boost then drives onto the right lane, while DJ drives onto the middle lane that Mack is on. DJ then plays the song Songbird.)

Mack: Pretty music. (falls asleep and snores)

Boost: Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man. (pushes Mack onto the left lane towards Wingo)

Wingo: Ha-ha-ha! Right back at ya! (pushes Mack back towards Boost)

Snot Rod: Yeah!

Boost: (dodges in front) Oops! I missed.

Snot Rod: You going on vacation?

(The four cars laugh as Mack, who is still sleeping, moves onto the hard shoulder. The vibration of the hard shoulder causes McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole team to move slowly forward as they are still sleeping and snoring. One of McQueen's bobbleheads then falls onto a button which opens the trailer's door. The hard shoulder's vibration continues to make McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole entire team move forward onto the door which is pressing on the ground and causing sparks.)

Wingo: (chuckles)

Snot Rod: (sniffling) Ah... ah...

Boost: Oh, no, Snot Rod...

Snot Rod: Ah...

Wingo: He's gonna blow!

(DJ, Boost and Wingo then drive away as Snot Rod is still besides Mack and starting to sneeze.)

Snot Rod: Ah... Ah... AH-CHOO! (accelerates away)

Mack: (wakes up) Gesundheit! Whoa-a! One should never drive while drowsy.

(McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole entire team then fall off the trailer door onto the highway. The trailer door then closes. The sounds of tires squealing and horns honking are heard as some traffic drive around our heroes still sleeping.)

(waking up) Morning already?

(waking up) Where are we?

Lightning McQueen: (wakes up)

(Then the sound of a horn honking loudly is heard as a truck heads towards them.)

Lightning McQueen and all our heroes: Aaaaah!!

Look out!

(They drive out of the way, and continue driving the wrong way while dodging some more cars.)

Lightning McQueen: Uh!

(Then three trucks on all three lanes are seen driving towards them, honking their horns.)

Lightning McQueen: Ah!

Look out!

(They drive onto the grass median strip.)

Lightning McQueen: (breathes heavily as he sees a queue of trucks driving away) Mack!

(They then drive back onto the lane, grunting as they drive in front of some traffic honking their horns. McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole team continue driving faster and overtaking some cars while trying to find Mack.)

Lightning McQueen: Mack!

(They then come across the queue of trucks and a few cars. They then accelerate faster, trying to find which truck is Mack.)

Rarity: We can't believe we lost him!

Lightning McQueen: Mack!

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Mack, where are you?

We've been left behind!

Mack!

Lightning McQueen: Hey, Mack! Mack!

(They then notice a truck exiting the highway onto another road, thinking that it is Mack.)

Lightning McQueen: Mack! Mack, wait for me!

Roary: Wait for us too!

(Their engines are heard revving as they turn onto the same road that the truck is driving along. Their tires squeal as they slide onto the road, and they drive along the road with the truck far ahead.)

Lightning McQueen: Mack!

Roary: Mack! Wait up!

Theodore Tugboat: You've left us behind!

(The truck, whose face is not seen properly, then crosses a level crossing without barriers. Afterwards, the bell starts to ring as the pair of antique "upper-quadrant" wigwag crossing signals wave. Our heroes then notice this and look to their left to see a train coming.)

Drifter: Oh, my!

Tin Top: Oh, no!

Theodore Tugboat: Oh, boy!

Emily: This is not good!

Maxi: It's a train!!!

Roary: We have got to beat it!

Cici: But without crashing!

(McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole team then go faster. The train, named Trev Diesel, notices them and bellows his horn. Our heroes get closer and closer to the level crossing.)

Hank: We've got to do it!

(They all cross the level crossing just in time before Trev could hit them.)

George: That was close!

Theodore Tugboat: We almost got killed!

Cici: And creamed!

Maxi: And we're catching up with Mack!

Lightning McQueen: Mack! Mack!

(They then get closer to the truck, who is slowing down at a 3-way junction.)

Lightning McQueen: Mack! Mack...wait up! (coughs from the truck's fumes) Mack. Mack! Mack!

(They then drive alongside the truck, but its trailer's side shows a sponsor for "Recycled Batteries". The screen then shows the truck, who is actually a Peterbilt named Jerry Recycled Batteries and is not Mack at all.)

Lightning McQueen: You're not Mack!

Jerry Recycled Batteries: Mack? I ain't no Mack! I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake! (drives off) Turn on your lights, you moron!

Roary: But he doesn't even have headlights!

Jerry Recycled Batteries: You turn on your own lights then, you idiots! (disappears)

We're not idiots.

Foduck: But we do have headlamps. We're tugboats on wheels, not cars.

Maxi: And now we're completely lost!

Lightning McQueen: Mack...

(in Roo's voice) It sure is spooky out here.

Rarity: How did this happen? That's what I don't understand.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: I think this was actually your fault, McQueen.

Lightning McQueen: My fault?

(in Roo's voice) And all we've got is lost.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: C'mon! We'll find Mack and make it right!

Pinkie Pie: Then what are we waiting for? Let's find Mack before we get even more lost!

(in Roo's voice) All we need now is to find our way back to Mack.

Lightning McQueen: The Interstate!

Good thinking, McQueen! (to himself) For now.

Follow McQueen, everyone!

(They then move backwards and drive left, forgetting that they were actually on the right road to the Interstate before driving onto the wrong road. The screen moves to show that they are actually on Route 66, then it shows an aerial view of them driving along. They then drive past a billboard where Sheriff was, with their roaring engines waking him up.)

Sheriff: (waking up) Huh? Not in my town, you don't. (chases after our heroes with his siren wailing)

Lightning McQueen: (notices Sheriff) Oh, no. Oh, maybe he can help us!

Good idea, McQueen!

(Suddenly, Sheriff is heard backfiring. McQueen and our heroes thought that Sheriff is shooting at them.)

Lightning McQueen: He's shooting at me! Why is he shooting at me?!

And why is he shooting at us too?!

Sheriff: (backfiring) I haven't gone this fast in years. (grunts as he backfires again) I'm gonna blow a gasket or somethin'.

Lightning McQueen: Serpentine! Serpentine, serpentine!

Maxi: Left, right! Left, right!

Sheriff: (noticing our heroes doing serpentine) What in the blue blazes? Crazy hot-rodders.

(Sheriff continues chasing our heroes as his siren continues wailing.)

(The scene then shows Radiator Springs, with the song My Heart Would Know playing. It shows a montage of the different characters. Some bugs are heard buzzing as they get attracted by the lights of Flo's V8 Cafe. Guido the forklift tries to keep a tire upright on top of another tire lying flat on the ground, which a sign being blown by the breeze keeps tilting it. Then it shows the statue of Stanley, which Red the fire truck is seen watering flowers around the statue. Lizzie is seen sleeping outside her curio shop. Ramone, Flo, Sarge and Fillmore are seen at Flo's V8 Cafe as Fillmore was watching the intersection traffic light, which its amber light is blinking.)

Fillmore: I'm telling you, man, every third blink is slower.

Sarge: The sixties weren't good to you, were they?

(Then they hear backfiring noises as the music stops. The scene then goes to McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their friends being chased by Sheriff as they see Radiator Springs in the distance.

Lightning McQueen: What? That's not the Interstate!

Drifter: Well then, where are we?

(Suddenly, Sheriff backfires again.)

Lightning McQueen: Ah! Oh! (as he hits some traffic cones) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

(McQueen then drives off the road, and comes across a giant cone.)

Lightning McQueen: Aaaahhh!!!

(Roary, Theodore and their whole entire team stopped themselves to watch McQueen go out of control, helpless to stop their friend.)

Roary: Look out!

(McQueen then drive away across the road. He comes up towards a fence.)

Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no, no, no!

(He hits the fence, getting it caught on him.)

Lightning McQueen: Ow!

(McQueen is then heading towards a sign.)

Lightning McQueen: (screams)

(McQueen then drive to the left, heading for Flo's V8 Cafe.)

Fillmore: I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

Porter: (whistling) Look out! Runaway race car!

(McQueen then appears, driving out of control and knocking over some cans.)

Lightning McQueen: Aah!

Thomas: Watch out!

Sarge: Incoming!

Fillmore: Whoa, man.

(Sarge, Fillmore and Ramone drive out of the way.)

Lightning McQueen: No!

(The fence hits Ramone's body.)

Ramone: Hey! You scratched my paint!

(Guido hides behind the sign.)

Oliver: Look out for those tires!

Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(He drives across Luigi's Casa Della Tires, hitting several piles of tires.)

Luigi: My tires!

(He then drives along the main road towards the Courthouse & Fire Department, with tires all over his body.)

Lightning McQueen: (grunts as he spits out a tire in his mouth)

Red: (gasps and drives into the building)

(McQueen continues driving along the road, spotting Stanley's statue.)

Lightning McQueen: Aaaahhh!!!

(He then drives around the statue, while hitting Red's flowers.)

Red: (gasps at his flowers being hit)

(The fence gets caught on Stanley's statue. McQueen notices, and tries to move backwards to get away from the statue. His tires squeal, and the cables vibrate as the statue starts to come off. Finally, the statue goes up into the air. McQueen stops moving, glad that the statue was gone. Suddenly, the statue lands in front of him on the road.)

Lightning McQueen: Aaaah!!

(He turns around and drives away, while pulling Stanley's statue. The pole beneath the base was destroying the road.)

Lightning McQueen: (shouts) Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!

(Flo, Ramone, Fillmore, Sarge, Roary, Theodore and their whole team watch as McQueen goes past them. The statue continues damaging the road before finally going up a ramp beside the road. The ramp splits in half as the statue lands on some telephone wires.)

Lightning McQueen: (strains as he struggles to move)

(McQueen then lose his grip, and the force pulls his back. He ends up hanging from the telephone wires as Stanley's statue flies through the air.)

Fillmore: Fly away, Stanley. Be free!

Red: (gasps as the statue comes towards him, and drives back into the courthouse)

(The statue lands back in its place, and the water resumes shooting out. Red then looks with shock. The music resumes as Sheriff drives slowly to McQueen who is still hanging from the telephone wires.)

Sheriff: (breathes heavily) Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.

Lightning McQueen: (sighs and closes his eyes and passed out)

(The next day, we see photographers at the Los Angeles International Speedway watching Mack arrive.)

Kori Turbowitz: We're live at the Los Angeles International Speedway as the first competitor, Lightning McQueen, is arriving at the track.

(The photographers are heard talking as they surround Mack.)

Photographer 1: McQueen, how's the trip?

Photographer 2: Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl?

Photographer 3: Lightning, what's your strategy?

(Mack's trailer door opens, with no one inside it.)

Crowd: (all gasp and take pictures with their cameras)

Mack: What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?

(The screen then shows different news reporters reporting about McQueen's disappearance, and Mack then notices that he and all the others are missing.)

Dan Sclarkenberg: McQueen's driver arrived in California, but McQueen was missing.

Skip Ricter: Racecar Lightning McQueen was reported missing.

News Reporter 1: ...to race an unprecedented...

News Reporter 2: (while the screen shows photographers interviewing Dusty and Rusty Rust-eze) Sponsor stated they have no idea where he is.

Chuki: (speaks in Japanese about McQueen's disappearance)

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: I just hope Lightning's OK. I sure would hate to see anything bad happen to him.

Jay Leno: I don't know what's harder to find, Lightning McQueen or a crew chief who'll work with him!

Sven: (German accent) Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!

Chuck Manifold: They're all asking the same question: Where is McQueen?