Pete's Order

[PETE SINGING]

Troubadour: OH, NO. WHEN THE BAD GUY IS THAT HAPPY, IT ALWAYS, ALWAYS MEANS... [POP] BAD-GUY SONG! [INHALES]

[TOOT TOOT TOOT]

Pete: ♪ I WAS BORN TO CHEAT AND LIE ♪  ♪ I'M A MEAN, ROTTEN GUY ♪  ♪ WHEN YOU ASK ME WHY I'M NASTY ♪  ♪ HERE'S MY REASON WHY ♪  ♪ AT THAT STORK DELIVERY, MOMMY SCREAMED ♪  ♪ "WOE IS ME, SUCH A DORK" ♪ ♪ "HEY, MR. STORK, BEHOLD MY MISERY" ♪  ♪ "PETE IS GHASTLY, PETE'S A BLOB" ♪  ♪ "PETE'S A NASTY, NAUGHTY SLOB" ♪  ♪ CAN IT, SISTER, I'M THE MISTER ♪  ♪ WHO WILL GET THE JOB ♪  ♪ SO I'M NASTY, I'M NO GOOD ♪  ♪ I'LL BE KING, KNOCK ON WOOD ♪ ♪ I'LL IMPRESS YA, THOUGH I'M JUST A COMMON LOWLY HOOD, HA! ♪  ♪ IF YOU CAN'T BE LOVED, BE FEARED ♪  ♪ DON'T GET SHOVED, SHEEP GET SHEARED ♪  ♪ BE THE KING, PULL THE STRINGS ♪  ♪ OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET SMEARED ♪  ♪ I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DANCE ♪  ♪ SEIZE MY CHANCE, I'LL ADVANCE ♪  ♪ COME AND CHEER ME, LOVE AND FEAR ME ♪  ♪ PETEY'S KING OF FRANCE, HA HA ♪ EVENING, TRUSTED LIEUTENANT. WATCH OUT FOR THE BRICKS.

Clarabelle: WHAT?

[CRASH]

Pete: ♪ COME AND CHEER ME, LOVE AND FEAR ME ♪  ♪ PETEY'S KING OF FRANCE ♪ WHY'D THE MUSIC STOP?

(Beagle Boys draw, read and play in a pit)

Pete: HELLO, BOYS.

[GULP]

[HONK]

Pete: THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME SPARE TIME TO GO AND SNATCH THE PRINCESS?

Beagle Boy #3: YEAH, I THINK.

Pete: WELL, QUIT THINKING AND DO IT! THE OPERA'S TOMORROW NIGHT!

[OPERA SINGING]

Pete: THE JOB'S GOT TO BE DONE BY THEN! REMEMBER?

Beagle Boy #3: HOW CAN WE HELP?

Pete:  I WANT YOU TO GRAB HER,  FIND A REMOTE TOWER SOMEWHERE,  AND LOCK HER AWAY FOREVER, SO AS NO ONE CAN EVER FIND HER AGAIN! YOU GOT ME, DINGBATS?

Together: SURE THING, BOSS.