A Canterlot Wedding (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)/Transcript

This is the transcript for A Canterlot Wedding (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)

The Wedding Announcement
[The episode starts with a nice beautiful day in a field in Equestria. The Mane 6 and Team Sonic are having a picnic in a meadow outside Ponyville]

Rarity: Ah!

[Spike's feet are seen running along the ground]

Rarity: It is gorgeous out. Just gorgeous!

Tails: Yeah, which is kinda weird, isn't it? I mean, it's been a good while since we've last seen Eggman.

Sonic: Yeah... maybe he finally accepted that he can't beat the power of teamwork and friendship, but then again, he's never exactly been the giving up type.

[Spike is panting as he runs. Everyone is enjoying the picnic when Spike came running up to them, out of breath]

Twilight Sparkle: Spike. Are you okay?

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just...

Cream: Poor thing, how long have you been running?

[He took a deep breath and belch out a scrool]

Knuckles: [looks at the scrool] It's a message from Princess Celestia.

Amy Rose: Oh, well, what does it say?

[Twilight uses her magic to unfold the message and read it]

Twilight Sparkle: Dear Twilight, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding?

[The others look at each other in confusion]

Sonic: What? A wedding, we didn't even hear anything about a wedding, and that's saying something.

Twilight Sparkle: I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion.

Fluttershy, I would like you and your songbird choir to provide the music.

Fluttershy: Oh my goodness! What an honor!

Cream: That's amazing. [Cheese nods]

Blaze: Well, that's something.

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one more qualified than you to host the reception.

Pinkie Pie: Hip, hip, hooray!

Tails: Nice!

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, you will be in charge of the catering for the reception.

Applejack: Well, color me pleased as punch!

Knuckles: And color me impressed.

Rouge: Interesting.

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash–

Rainbow Dash: [yawn]

Twilight Sparkle: ...I would very much appreciate it if you could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.

Rainbow Dash: Yes!

Shadow: Hmm, sounds reasonable for her to do.

Silver: When hasn't it?

Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, you will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.

Rarity: Princess Celestia wants me to– [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh!

[She went into a bliss and falls over to the ground]

Amy Rose: Oh Rarity... [chuckles slightly]

Twilight Sparkle: And as for you, Twilight, you will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See you all very soon.

Yours, Princess Celestia.

[She folds the letter back up]

Twilight Sparkle: But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?

Spike: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give you this one first.

[He pull out another scroll]

Shadow: [facepalms] Probably should've pointed that out before you gave us the first scroll genius.

[Twilight uses her magic to open the scroll and read it]

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia cordially invites you to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and...[gasp] My brother?!

Sonic: [confused] Uh... I'm sorry, who?

The Mane Six Try to Warn Everyone/Despair Needs Comfort/The Heroes Get Sent to the Caves
[The scene changes to next morning at the wedding pavilion as Team Sonic, Princess Celestia, Shining Armor and Cadance waiting for the others so they can practice the rehearsal]

Silver: So, what's suppose to happen exactly?

Princess Celestia: Well, we need Twilight and the others here so they can do their part.

Sonic: Want me to go get them?

Princess Celestia: No need to rush Sonic. Then of course, once they finish, Cadance will enter.

[Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" plays]

Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.

Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!

Shining Armor: Hey... speaking of Twilight, has anypony seen her and the others?

[The doors open to reveal Twilight and her friends standing in the doorway]

Twilight Sparkle: We're here! I'm not gonna stand next to her! And neither should you!

[Shining Armor got confused and anxious by this]

Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's acting like this.

Princess Cadance: Maybe we should just ignore her.

Twilight Sparkle: You have to listen to us!

Cream: Oh, goodness Miss Twilight! Are you okay?

Twilight Sparkle: I'm fine.

Knuckles: You sure about that? You and the others look on edge.

Twilight Sparkle: I've got something to say! She's evil!

[She points at Cadance. Shining Armor steps in front her defensively]

Team Sonic: [concerned chattering]

Sonic: Oh boy...

Royal guard: [inaudible comment to other guard]

Cream: Uh...

Pinkie Pie: Twilight's right! Did any of you not notice how mean she was to you!

Applejack: Not only that, she's obviously must've done something to her old bridesmaids to have us take their places!

Shadow: Uh- Actually that would be a valid point, but still-

Rainbow Dash: We're not joking here!

Twilight Sparkle: And if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!

[Sonic and Celestia look confused at this as Twilight gives a mean grin and corners Cadance]

Princess Cadance: [starts crying] Why are you doing this to me?!

Twilight Sparkle: Because you're evil!

Princess Cadance: [crying]

[Cadance ran out of the pavilion in tears]

Twilight Sparkle: Evil! And if I don't stop you, you're gonna ruin my brother's life!

[Tails and Amy look stunned at Twilight's behavior and her friends agreeing with her. Twilight then bumps into Shining Armor who looks down at her crossly. She smiles sheepishly at him]

Shining Armor: You want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Cadance hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me!

Twilight Sparkle: [inhales] Oh, I didn't kno-

[her brother cuts in]

Shining Armor: And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Canterlot royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with you or your [stomps hoof, making Sonic cringe a little] friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!

Twilight Sparkle: Okay, maybe I was being a bit overprotective, but I was just trying to–

Shining Armor: She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that our big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you!

[Twilight gasps, tearing up a little, Team Sonic looked stunned, with Cream looking straight up horrified]

Knuckles: [whispers] Okay, now that's just harsh.

Shining Armor: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you or your friends, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.

[The Mane Six gasp and Shining Armor walk out of the pavilion, Team Sonic looked shocked, any anger they had for Twilight's behavior diminishing by the second]

Rouge: [whispers] What a overreaction.

Twilight Sparkle: [looks at Team Sonic and Celestia]  (They must be so disappointed in me...) [her friends comforted her]

[Cream, not willing to see her friend in such misery, ran up to her and sat down, putting her hand on Twilight's side]

Cream: Now now Miss Twilight, everything will be okay...

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I messed up big time, didn't I?

Silver: [walks up to her] Yeah, and you also may have gone a bit overboard there...

Twilight Sparkle: I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother.

[She stumps on the stairs and sing a sad reprise of Big Brother Best Friend Forever as she magic up mini versions of herself and Shining Armor prancing around a bit until he vanishes, leaving the mini Twilight sad and alone]

He was my big brother, best friend Forever... And now, we'll never do anything Together...

Blaze: Oh, Twilight...

Rarity: Come now, darling. [magically levitated a handkerchief over to Twilight] It's not the end of the world. We all know you had only the best of intentions.

Amy Rose: Yeah, and deep down, I'm certain Shining Armor knows it, too.

Shadow: I have to agree, he's not gonna disown you over a temper tantrum. [crosses his arms] And if he does, he's a moron.

Twilight Sparkle: [remorseful] I was so mean to Cadance......how could I not see how much stress she was under?

Fluttershy: Wait a second, Twilight, weren't you under stress too?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I mean, Shining did kinda spring this on you at the last minute. And we all know that you don't really work well under pressure.

Sonic: Yeah, if that Smarty Pants incident that happened 6 months ago didn't prove that enough, I don't know what did. [shakes at the thought]

Amy Rose: Sonic's right, presides, Shining has been casting that shield spell for Celestia knows how long...

Princess Celestia: Three weeks, at least. With very few breaks in between.

Amy Rose: Er...yes. Thank you, Princess. So it's easy to imagine how exhausted he must have been. I'll be completely honest here, weddings always seem to bring out the absolute worst in some people. Though compared to others, Princess Cadance was an absolute saint.

Pinkie Pie: Huh, so that's why you guys didn't complain...

Tails: Yeah, we probably should've have made that more clear.

Applejack: The point is, Cadance is stressed, Shining's stressed, you're stressed. All that stress just kinda hit a boiling point and ya'll snapped at each other. It happens to the best of us, sugarcube.

Knuckles: Just give him some time to cool off. After a little while, we'll all sit down and have a nice little talk. You'll see. You be Best Mare again, and tomorrow, we'll all throw the best wedding ever!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah! No party would be complete without you, Twilight! Now turn that frown upside down!

Twilight Sparkle: [smiles] Thanks guys.

Sonic: No problem.

Princess Celestia: Take the time to reflect and compose yourself, my student. Fear not. This too, shall pass. [leaves the pavilion, shutting the doors]

Sonic: Well, what no- [earthquake] Oh now what?!

Knuckles: [looks outside, noticing Eggman's robots] What the? Robots, here? I thought that shield was suppose to keep them out!

Sonic: Yeah, then again, I did see Egghead when I was walking back to the hotel last night, maybe he snuck in.

Tails: Either way, we should do something before they destroy everything!

Sonic: Agreed! Let's go team!

[Team Sonic run out the pavilion]

Knuckles: [looks at the Mane Six] Uh, you coming?

Twilight Sparkle: Oh yeah, sure, Spike, you ready?

Spike: Sure am! [gets on Twilight's back]

Sonic: Alright, now, let's go send some robots to the scrapheap!

[Team Sonic and the Mane Six run out and confront the robots, quickly making little work of them]

Applejack: Well, that was easy.

Blaze: Yeah, I don't think they even tried this time.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, weird.

Sonic: Hmm. [looks around] Oh look, there's old Egghead! You think we should talk to him about this.

Tails: Yeah, I mean, we should be fine, as long as there aren't any booby traps.

[Tails triggers a booby trap. The group of heroes are caught in a net high up in the streets]

Sonic: Smooth move, Fox Boy.

Dr. Eggman: [looks at the heroes] Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog. Snooping as usual I see.

Sonic: This was all a trick, wasn't it?

Dr. Eggman: Why yes it was!

Twilight Sparkle: What are you even up to?!

Dr. Eggman: Oh nothing, just helping a new ally with her plans to takeover Canterlot is all.

[the heroes gasp]

Fluttershy: Whatever it is you're planning, we'll stop you!

Dr. Eggman: But how can you when you're currently netted like animals in a cage? [laughs evilly as he walks away]

Sonic: [annoyed] Well, this is just fantastic!

[Two Hours Later]

[the heroes were almost half asleep, when a green aura untied the knot holding the net to the streetlamp, Team Sonic, the Mane Six and Spike fall to the ground]

Sonic: Ugh... Wha-

[The group immediently look up to see Cadance looking down at them with a forgiving smile on her face]

Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry!

[Cadance's eyes flash green before her smile turns into an angry scowl]

Princess Cadance: You will be.

[Then green flames rise around the horrified Twilight and the others in fear as Cadance's Eyes begin glow Dark Devious Green eyes with an evil grin and they pull them down through the floor]

Sonic: [shocked] Ha ha, uh-oh? [tries running to prevent himself from falling to no avail] See ya! [falls through the floor while Cadance walks off with a evil grin on her face and the first part ends with a nightmarish disturbing cliffhanger]