Safety/Transcript (RaCmtW)

This is the script for Safety.

[The episode opens to the Big Red Car and Salty as the Wiggles climb in]

Evil Anna: Well, Salty. You going on a tresure Hunt?

Salty: Arrr, yes indeed. See you later, me hearties!

Evil Ryan: See ya soon like a droplet in the mist like Thanos, who Evil Anna destroyed back on Total Drama season one.

Wallflower Blush: Don't you dare mention that name! He's my worst fear!

[With the Wiggles, Salty and Captain Feathersword]

Anthony Field: How far's this treasure, Captain Feathersword?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, it's about ten Wiggle Trees, Anthony.

Salty: Ten Wiggle trees?!

Jeff Fatt: That's really, really far!

Greg Page: Then we'd better kick into Wiggle Speed.

The Wiggles: Right, let's go!

Greg Page: Fasten your seatbelts.

Anthony Field: Good Idea, Greg.

[The Wiggles put on their seatbelts]

Greg Page: Ready, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Ready, me hearties!

Anthony Field: Ready, Salty?

Salty: Arrr, I be raring to yo-ho-go!

[Greg starts the car and they set off]

[They pass several Wiggle Trees, counting as they go]

The Wiggles: One wiggle tree, two trees, three trees, four trees, five trees, six trees, seven trees, eight trees, nine trees, ten trees.

[They soon arrive]

Salty: Well, here we are.

Greg Page: Here we are, Captain Feathersword, ten Wiggle Trees from where we began.

Captain Feathersword: Oh, I'm so glad you hearties were with me. Oh, I can't count to ten very easily. I need a little help sometimes.

Salty: Arr, the Wiggles and I are always happy to help, Cap'n Feathersword.

[Captain Feathersword looks at his map then points]

Captain Feathersword: Look! There she is!

The Wiggles and Salty: The treasure!

[They head over to it]

Captain Feathersword: Oh, X.

[He goe over to it and starts to dig it up]

[It's revealed to be a book]

Captain Feathersword: Oh, lookie, a bookie. I mean look, a book.

[The Wiggles and Salty join him]

Murray Cook: Oh, that's no ordinary book, Captain Feathersword.

Captain Feathersword: It isn't?

Salty: It's a counting book, Matey. It helps you to count from 1 to 10.

Captain Feathersword: Really? Well, blow me down.

[They do]

Salty: Sorry. But you said to blow you down.

Captain Feathersword: Well, while I'm down here, blow me under that tree.

[They do]

[Later on]

Sci-Ryan: Okay. While the Wiggles get to thier Home, I could sing a song to pass the time.

[The song Invisible starts playing]

Sci-Ryan: You don't see me fitting in~

I'm sitting here alone~

Right beside my shadow~

Always on my own~

If I can share my wildest dreams~

Maybe they would see~

I'm more then just a wallflower~

There so much more to me~

I'm invisible, invisible~

A droplet in the mist~

Invisible, invisible~

It's like I don't exist~

Right beneath my picture~

This is what you'll read~

A short list of nothings~

Not likely to succeed~

A yearbook with blank pages~

That no nd wants to sign~

A Memory Forgotten~

Untill the end of time...~

[Wallflower pounces on him]

Wallflower Blush: Sci-Ryan? Are you singing my song?

Sci-Ryan: Well. Yeah. I think it is very catchy.

[The Wiggles arrive]

Sci-Ryan: Hey, Guys.

Flora Door: Sorry, the Wiggles aren't at home.

Bertram T. Monkey: Is that door kidding? They are here unlike Megatron.

Megatron (Prime): [off-screen] I am standing right here!

Bertram T. Monkey: Oh. Now I'm hearing things. I could rest for a sec.

Greg Page: We know. We are the Wiggles.

Murray Cook: And we'd like to go inside.

Anthony Field: So we can be at home.

Jeff Fatt: Open up.

Flora Door: I won't open up until you say the magic word.

Bertram T. Monkey: [sighs] Someone just tell me when Megatron is dead.

The Wiggles: Please.

Flora Door: Yes. Of course. Enter.

[Meanwhile, Captain Feathersword and Salty are teaching Wags how to fetch]

Salty: Alright, Wags, matey, we're gonna teach you how to fetch.

[Time skip to later on in the episode]

Evil Ryan: Whoa. How time fly, Sci-Ryallflower Blush.

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. And you know. When Cody got frozen in that Frozen thing, I would cry for him and Megatron's death.

Megatron: Ahem.

Sci-Ryan: Yikes! [hides behind a fence] I know you won't get me from a fence, Galvatron.

Megatron: Sorry. Didn't mean to spook you.

Evil Ryan: Guess he might be a little jumpy today. Remember when Ryan is pretending to be Ryapunzel?

Wallflower Blush: Who is Ryapunzel?

Ryan F-Freeman: Me, Blush. In that Tangled adventure, I pretended to be Ryapunzel. And one part when Rapunzel found out that she is the lost princess, I was a friend of her.

Sci-Ryan: Say. That princess thing could do well in next episode. Jessie Primefan could do a princess. [giggles]

Evil Ryan: Looks like Sci-Ryan did have Lolirock powers that makes him better then Morro.

Thomas: Anyways on with the episode.

Ryan F-Freeman: Sure. I would teach my three siren friends about riding the bike safely.

[Later with the Wiggles, Wags, Dorothy and Captain Feathersword]