Penny's First Ranger Promise Transcripts

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The episode begins on a lovely day at the park, where the boy's are picking up trash at the park.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Man, Now can people be so lazy? There are trash cans like everywhere.

Rigby: Maybe they didn't see 'em.

Mordecai: What? You're defending these people?

Gmerl: I suppose you enjoy being stuck out here cleaning up all this?

Rigby: Yeah, 'cause I found these!

Rigby holds up tiny bronze colored shoes.

Robbie Diaz: Whoa! Wait, What are you going to do with bronze baby shoes?

Rigby: I don't know, I'll think of something.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Wait, Is Rigby just filling his bag with cool stuff he finds?

Yoshi: Yeah, Dude. People leave all sorts of junk here. You just gotta look.

Mordecai: Man, I didn't even think to look!

Atticus Akito: All I got is trash.

He dumps the trash onto the ground. Mordecai then sees a plastic army figure on the ground and picks it up with the stick.

Mordecai: Yeah-yuh! (holds up the figure) Army dude.

Yoshi: See? It's true what they say. One man's trash is another man's pleasure.

Sora: Treasure.

Yoshi and Rigby: (confused) What?

Sora: One man's trash is another man's treasure, Not pleasure. That's just weird.

Rigby: Well, It's a pleasure to find treasure, Sora. So, Same diff.

Mordecai: Whatever.

Mordecai and Rigby realize that there is a quarter on the ground. We hear its jingle, before.

Mordecai and Rigby: (gasps) Quarter!

Mordecai: Jinx!

Rigby: (Picks up quarter) Yeah, This treasure's my pleasure!

Mordecai punches Rigby in the arm.

Rigby: Hey!

Mordecai does another punch to him

Mordecai: I said "jinx," Dude! You're jinxed!

Rigby: Fine! You can have the quarter. Geez.

Rigby gets another punch.

Rigby: Du--

Mordecai raises his fist. Then, Rigby quickly covers his mouth.

Robbie Diaz: Uh, Mordo, Don't you think that's kinda stupid for saying the same thing at the same time while they're Jinxed?

Mordecai: You know how this works, Robbie. He can't talk when he's jinxed. (to Rigby) And when you talk, You're gonna get punched. So, Keep your mouth shut.

Rigby: Fine.

Rigby gets another punch.

Rigby: Owww!

Yoshi: So, How do you unjinx him?

Mordecai: Nah, don't worry about Yosh, i'll tell you guy's about it later.

Clock transition to a montage of the game continuing. M&R are playing some video game, and Rigby succeeds

Rigby: Ohhhh! In your face.

Mordecai punches Rigby once more, and goes back to playing before we cut to a scene with M&R wearing sunglasses.

Mordecai: Whoa! Look, dude!

A solar eclipse is occuring

Rigby: That's amazing!

Another punch. This one sends Rigby to the ground, but he continues to watch the moon cover the sun entirely.

Rigby: So... beautiful.

Another punch.

Rigby: Ow!

Cut to Rigby in the bedroom, reading a book. Mordecai enters with an open box

Mordecai: Dude, check out what came for you in the mail.

Rigby: Aw, yeah!

Runs over and looks in the box.

Rigby: What is it?

It's a sucker punch from Mordecai, Right through the box.

Rigby: Totally.

He got punched again.

Rigby: Nice.

And again.

Rigby: Come on!

And again.

Rigby: Can you pass the--

Mordecai punches Rigby again, Knocking his bowl of cereal over.

Rigby: GWAH!

He gngrily slams the table, stands up, About to yell something, But catches himself.

Mordecai: What? What is it? You can tell me anything, dude.

Rigby growls and sits back down

Mordecai: Dude, You know you can just break the jinx just by having someone says your name three times.

Rigby seems surprised

Mordecai: Wait, I didn't tell you that?

Rigby's surprise turns to anger.

Mordecai: Hm, I guess I didn't 'cause everybody knows that. I was wondering why you didn't break it sooner.

Rigby runs off.

Mordecai: Better keep your mouth shut, 'cause I'll be listening!

Soon, He hides in Yoshi's room from Mordecai.

Yoshi: Huh? what's going on, Rigby?