They're Gone/Some new customers/Cruisin'/McQueen Is Found (Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures)

The way the They're Gone, Some new customers, Cruisin' and McQueen Is Found scenes go in Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures of Cars.

(The screen shows Radiator Cap Mountain and Cadillac Range the next morning, as the same reveille Sarge uses is heard playing. It is again interrupted by Fillmore playing "The Star-Strangled Banner".)

Sarge: Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!

Fillmore: Respect the classics, man!

(The screen then shows Mater sleeping and snoring in his house, shown to be drooling oil. He then snorts and putters as he wakes up, grunting as he stretches himself.)

Mater: (smacks) Ah...

(Mater then drives to the main road, where he notices that it has been completed and there is no sign of McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole entire team. Mater and Doc are then shown driving to the end of the paving.)

Mater: He's done. He must've finished it while we was all sleepin'. And Roary, Theodore and their team of friends must've left with him too.

Doc Hudson: Good riddance.

(Doc then drives away as the other residents arrive at the same scene. Ramone has a red paint job.)

Flo: He's gone?

Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his. Or even have his friends left behind.

(Sally drives away.)

Sheriff: (sniffs)

Ramone: Oh, dude, are you crying?

Sheriff: No! I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!

Red: (blubbers, then sobs and drives away, again knocking down a pile of tires at a corner of the impound)

Lightning McQueen: (as he, Roary, Theodore and their whole team show up) What's wrong with Red?

Roary: Is he crying?

Theodore: Yeah.

Mater: (not realizing who he's talking to) Oh, he's just sad 'cause you all left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you've always dreamed about your whole life and get that big ol' sponsor and that fancy helicopter you was all talkin' about.

(As he talks, the other residents then notice our heroes, looking glad. After finishing his quote, Mater stares at our heroes as they are grinning.)

Mater: (gasps as he realizes who he was talking to) Wait a minute!

Other townsfolk: (all laugh)

James: So, you didn't realize who you were talking to, Mater?

Mater: (smacks McQueen with his tire) I knowed you all wouldn't leave without saying goodbye.

Little Engine: (laughs) No you didn't!

Mater: Yes, I did, Miss Little E. Just now.

Sheriff: What are you doin' here, son? You're gonna miss your race. (turns on his emergency lighting) Don't worry. I'll give you all a police escort, and we'll make up the time.

Lightning McQueen: Thank you, Sheriff. But you know I can't go just yet.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: And neither can us.

Sheriff: Well, why not?

Lightning McQueen: I'm not sure these tires...

Luigi: (gasps excitedly)

Lightning McQueen: ...can get me all the way to California.

Guido: Peet stop?

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, does anybody know what time Luigi's opens?

Luigi: (laughs) I can't-a believe it!

(The screen then shows the residents, Roary, Theodore and their friends outside Luigi's Casa Della Tires, watching Luigi and Guido with McQueen.)

Luigi: Four new tires! Grazie, Mr. Lightning. (gives a hug) Grazie!

(Sally then arrives, feeling glad as she sees McQueen.)

Flo: Would you look at that!

Luigi: Our first real customer in years! I am filled with tears of ecstasy,...

(While Luigi is talking, McQueen winks to Roary, Theodore, Thomas, Twilight and Sally, who is then shown smiling. Doc then appears, starting to feel glum when he sees McQueen.)

Luigi: ...for this is the most glorious day of my life!

Lightning McQueen: (as Luigi presses a button to make the car lift he is on go up) All right, Luigi, give me the best set of blackwals you've got.

Luigi: (releases the button, making the lift go back down) No! No, no, no. You don't-a know what you want. Luigi know what you want. (drives to a couple of shelves, with one holding blackwall tires, and another being covered by a curtain) Blackwall tires. They blend into the pavement. But-a this... (presses a button to pull the curtain, showing whitewall tires) Whitewall tires! They say, "Look at me! Here I am! Love me."

Lightning McQueen: All right, you're the expert.

Luigi: (chuckles)

Doc Hudson: (snarls and drives away)

Lightning McQueen: Oh, and don't forget the spare.

Luigi: Perfetto. Guido!

Guido: Peet stop!

(Guido is then shown holding his wheel gun, which is heard whirring as Chuck Berry's version of "Route 66" plays. Luigi is seen holding a flag up, attached to his antenna. He holds it up a bit more, which Guido make the wheel gun whirr. Luigi then moves the flag down, and Guido then gets to work on unfastening the bolts on McQueen's tires, as Luigi dodges one of the tires going through the air. When Guido is finished putting the new tires, McQueen is shown looking at them in a mirror.)

Luigi: (laughs) What did Luigi tell you, eh?

Lightning McQueen: Wow, you were right. Better than a Ferrari, huh?

Luigi: (frowns) Eh... No.

(McQueen then frowns, and then the screen shows him, with Fillmore at the Taste-Inn, drinking some organic fuel.)

Lightning McQueen: Wow! This organic fuel and food is great!

Lightning McQueen: Why haven't I heard about it before?

Fillmore: It's a conspiracy, man! The oil and food companies got a grip on the government! They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.

Lightning McQueen: OK, I'll take a case.

(The screen then shows from McQueen's point of view as he looks around with night-vision goggles on, and Sarge is seen. The screen then McQueen as the goggles move up, then it shows Sarge hooked to some surplus with a note saying, "Guaranteed, no tailgaters." The screen then shows a close-up of a snow globe with Radiator Springs Curios and Knick in it. The screen zooms out to show McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their friends looking at it with Lizzie. It then shows some bumper stickers and other souvenirs. Lizzie is then shown putting some onto McQueen and our heroes.)

Lightning McQueen: Ow! Eh! (yelps as Lizzie sticks on the third sticker)

Roary: Ooh!

Theodore Tugboat: (yelps)

(The screen then shows Ramone inside his shop, holding a paint hose.)

Ramone: (chuckles)

(McQueen is then seen, with covers for his tires, and breathes in deeply and closes his eyes as Ramone starts to paint him.)

Ramone: Ah... Yeah.

Lightning McQueen: (as Ramone does a shade on a lightning bolt shape) Ka-chow.

(The screen then shows the other townsfolk outside at sunset.)

Mater: (noticing Sally) Here she comes!

Lightning McQueen: OK, places, everybody. Hurry! Act natural.

Red the Fire Truck: (whistles)

Other residents: (as Sally arrives) Hi, Sally!

Luigi: Buon giorno!

Roary: How are you doing?

Sally Carrera: All right, what's goin' on?

Mater: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the new Lightning McQueen!

(Everyone moves out of the way as McQueen appears in his new paint job, revving his engine.)

Lightning McQueen: (posing) Pow! What do you think? Radiator Springs looks pretty good on me.

Sally Carrera: (chuckles) I'll say. (purrs as McQueen continues revving his engine) Ka-chow! You're gonna fit right in in California. Oh, my goodness. It looks like you've all helped everybody in town.

Yeah. We have some souvenirs from Lizzie.

And surplus from Sarge.

And some of that organic fuel from Fillmore.

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, everybody except one.

(Sally is shown with a happy look.)

Lightning McQueen: Hey, is it getting dark out?

Lizzie: W-What? (to Red) W-What'd he say?

Lightning McQueen: Let me say that again. Is it getting dark out?

Lizzie: Now, what was I supposed to do after that?

(Red then presses a button on the radio, making Lizzie jump. The Chords' "Sh-Boom" is heard as the buildings' lights turn on. Ramone's House of Body Art is shown with its lights turning on. Luigi, Guido and Flo are shown at their buildings, looking glad as the lights turn on.)

You see, we fixed their neon!

Sally Carrera: (gasps) You guys sure did!

(The lights on Radiator Springs Curios turn on, then the ones at Fillmore's Taste-In, as Fillmore drives out, looking glad. Then the screen shows the lights on Sarge's Surplus Hut. It then shows Ramone and Flo at the crossroad.)

Flo: Low and slow?

Ramone: Oh, yeah, baby! (chuckles as they take a cruise along the main road to the Courthouse)

Flo: (laughs and shrieks)

Lightning McQueen: (to Sally) Just like in its heyday, right?

Ed: Yeah, the lights are definitely working now!

Sally Carrera: (exhales) It's even better than I pictured it. Thank you.

(The screen then shows different shots as the other townsfolk are shown cruising.)

Ramone: (chuckles as he lifts his bodywork up and presses his rear end on the tarmac, creating sparks)

(Noticing what Ramone did, Mater then presses his whole bodywork on the tarmac, creating a lot of sparks.)

Lightning McQueen: Shall we cruise?

Lizzie: (appearing out of nowhere) Oh, thank you, dear. I'd love to! (pulls McQueen away)

Lightning McQueen: No, no, no.

Sally Carrera: Lizzie!

Roary: Didn't really mean you, Lizzie.

Lizzie: (to McQueen as they drive along) I remember when Stanley first asked me to take a drive with him.

Mater: (to Sally) Hey, Miss Sally. May I have this cruise?

Sally Carrera: Of course, Mater.

Roary: And we shall have a cruise as well.

Cici: Yeah.

Theodore Tugboat: Exactly!

Sheriff: (stopping them) Uh-uh-uh!

(The screen then shows that the traffic lights at the crossroad are now showing all the lights, as they change to red for Sally, Mater, Roary, Theodore and their friends. A line of tractors then drive across, mooing.)

Roary: Wow, the traffic lights are working now.

Lizzie: ...and again and I said, "No." And he asked me again, and I said, "No."

Sally Carrera: (giggles as she notices McQueen stepping sideways while with Lizzie)

Lizzie: But, oh, he was a persistent little bugger for a two-cylinder. (continues driving, while McQueen stops and turns around) Finally I said, "All right, one little drive."

(McQueen looks to see the other townsfolk still cruising. Suddenly, Mater grabs him with his tow hook.)

Lightning McQueen: Oh!

Mater: (chuckles, tows him to Sally, and lets go)

Lightning McQueen: Hey!

Sally Carrera: Thanks, Mater.

Mater: Good evenin', you two.

(McQueen and Sally then look at each other.)

Lizzie: (standing next to Stanley's statue) Oh, Stanley, I wish you could see this.

(McQueen and Sally then touch each other's front.)

Flo: (noticing something) Is that what I think it is?

Sally Carrera: Oh, I don't know, Flo. I haven't had a chance to find out. (both her and McQueen close their eyes) But I am going to find out. Hello.

Flo: Not that. That.

(Everyone then looks into the distance to see lots of headlights approaching.)

Sally Carrera: (gasps) Customers?

Roary: Oh, my!

George: For real this time?

Flo: Customers, everybody! And a lot of 'em! You know what to do. Just like we rehearsed!

(Suddenly, a blue light shines on McQueen.)

Townsfolk: (all gasp)

Tin Top: What the...?

Mater: It's the ghostlight!

Kathy Copter: (shown to be shining the light) We have found McQueen. We have found McQueen!

(It is then shown that the people who have arrived are actually the press, coming towards McQueen and surrounding him, flashing their cameras.)

Photographer 1: McQueen!

Photographer 2: McQueen, over here!

Photographer 3: Kid!

Roary: What's going on?

Theodore Tugboat: Why are the press here?

Lightning McQueen: Uh, wait, excuse me.

Matti: Is it true you've been in rehab?

Andrea: Did you have a nervous breakdown, McQueen?

Lightning McQueen: I'm sorry, what?

Photographer 4: McQueen's wearing whitewalls!

Photographer 5: Are your tire trims balding?

Sally Carrera: Stickers! McQueen!

Photographer 7: (to Mater) Was Lightning McQueen your prisoner?

Mater: Shoot, no! We're best buds! I ain't braggin' or nothin', but I was in charge of huntin' him down if he tried to escape.

Lightning McQueen: Roary! Sally!

Kori Turbowitz: McQueen, will you still race for the Piston Cup?

Sally Carrera: Stickers?

Roary: Big brother?

Lightning McQueen: Sally!

Photographer 8: Come on, McQueen, give us some bolt!

(Suddenly, a horn honks, and the press clear the way for Mack.)

Mack: You're here! Thank the manufacturer! You're alive!

Lightning McQueen: Mack?

Mack: (turning around) You're here! I can't believe it!

(Sally then watches as she notices the picture on the side of Mack's trailer.)

Mack: (chuckles to McQueen) You are a sight for sore headlights and flashlights! I'm so sorry I lost you, boss. I'll make it up to you!

Lightning McQueen: Mack, I, I can't believe you're here.

Harv: Is that the world's fastest racing machine?

Lightning McQueen: Is that Harv?

Mack: Yeah. And he's in the back. (splits from his trailer, and McQueen turns around to the trailer door)

Photographer 9: Show us the bolt!

Mack: (drives towards the press) Get back, you oil and water-thirsty parasites!

Photographer 10: Where's the old McQueen?

Mack: Actually, this is my good side here. (drives to a spot between McQueen and the press)

Photographer 11: Show us the bolt!

Lightning McQueen: Harv! Harv!

Photographer 12: Give us the bolt!

(The trailer door then opens, showing no one in the trailer.)

Lightning McQueen: Harv?

Photographer 13: Come on!

Harv: (on the phone, as it pops out) Kid, I'm over here!

Lightning McQueen: How you doin', buddy?

Harv: My star client disappears off the face of the earth! How do you think I'm doing?

Lightning McQueen: Harv, I can explain.

Harv: I'm doing great! You're everywhere, baby! Radio, TV, the papers! You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you need me for? That's just a figure of speech, by the way. You signed a contract. Where are you? I can't even find you on my GPS.

Lightning McQueen: I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!

Harv: Yeah, that's great, kid. Playtime is over, pal. While the world's been trying to find you Dinoco has had no one to woo. Who are they gonna woo?

Lightning McQueen: Chick!

Harv: Bingo. In fact, check out what's on the plasma right now.

(The TV in McQueen's trailer then shows some photographers with Chick, who now has a thundercloud, lightning bolt and "C" between his tire and front, and is seen with Mia and Tia, who have green paint and "C" merchandise.)

Photographer: (on TV) Show us the thunder!

Chick Hicks: (on TV) You want thunder? You want thunder?! (reflects sunlight on the "C" insignia) Ka-chicka, ka-chicka!

Lightning McQueen: Hey, that's my bit!

Harv: You've gotta get to Cali, pronto! Just get out of Radiation Stinks now, or Dinoco is history, you hear me?

Lightning McQueen: (noticing Sally and Roary beside the trailer) Just give me a second here, Harv. (drives to Sally and Roary)

Harv: No! No, wait. Where are you goin'? Get in the trailer, baby. Kid! You wa... You want a bigger trailer?

Lightning McQueen: Sally, I... I want you to... Look, I wish... (sighs)

Sally Carrera: Thank you. Thanks for everything.

Lightning McQueen: (groans, then chuckles) It was just a road.

Sally Carrera: No. It was much more than that.

(The screen shows McQueen having tears in his eyes.)

Mack: (comes to McQueen) Hey, kid! We gotta go. Harv's goin' crazy! He's gonna have me fired if I don't get you in the truck right now!

Lightning McQueen: Mack, just... hold it for...

Sally Carrera: You should go.

Lightning McQueen: I know, but...

Sally Carrera: Good luck in California. I hope you find what you're looking for.

Roary: Goodbye, my B.B.B.F.F., and you'll always be.

(Sally and Roary drive away)

Photographer 1: McQueen, come on!

Lightning McQueen: (tries to follow Roary and Sally) Sally... Roary! (gets surrounded by the press)

Bert: Show us the bolt, McQueen! The bolt!

Photographer 2: Hey, Lightning, show us the bolt!

(The press make indistinct talk as McQueen is forced into the trailer, with Mack getting hooked up.)

Harv: Come on, kid. Get in the trailer.

Photographer 3: Where's the old McQueen?!

Harv: That's it. That's right, kid. Let's go! You're a big shining star. You're a superstar. You don't belong there, anyway.

(As Harv is talking, McQueen takes one last look at the town, Theodore and their whole team and even Roary before the trailer door starts to close.)

Lightning McQueen: Whoa... Wait... Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!

(The door closes, and Mack starts his engine as he gets going.)

Hooman: (as other photographers are with Luigi, Guido and Red) Hey, guys! McQueen's leavin' in the truck!

(The press then leave, following Mack and talking indistinctly. Kori then notices Doc near Ramone's House of Body Art, and comes to him.)

Kori Turbowitz: Hey, are you Doc Hudson?

Doc Hudson: Yeah.

Kori Turbowitz: Thanks for the call. (drives away)

(The screen then zooms out to show Sally, Roary, Theodore and their whole team.)

Sally Carrera: You called them?

Doc Hudson: It's best for everyone, Sally.

Sally Carrera: Best for everyone or best for you? (drives away)

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, how dare you, you meanie! Whoa!

Applejack: (pulling on Rainbow's tail) Simmer down, Sally.

Princess Celestia: Doc Hudson, what you did is unforgivable!

Princess Luna:

Shining Armor:

Skarloey: You have done a terrible thing, Hudson!

Peter Sam: We thought you were our friend.

Everyone else: But you're not!!!

(Doc then starts to frown, and Sally comes onto the main road to watch Mack and the press drive away with McQueen. The other townsfolk, Roary, Theodore and their whole team are seen behind her, watching as well. Doc then joins them.)

Mater: I didn't get to say goodbye to him.

Roary: (with tears in his eyes) Neither did we.

Theodore Tugboat: (with a single tear dripping from his eye) And we are all his first real friends in the whole entire world.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: (tearfully) And we all started to teach him about friendship.

Princess Cadance:

Tillie: (as a tear drips from her eye) Who's gonna support McQueen now?

Little Engine: I guess he will have to deal with the tiebreaker race on his own.

Pinkie Pie: But... we never even got to make our rock candy necklaces with him...

Maud Pie: I know how important it is to him now that we become his friends, but I just don't think it's going to happen. I think it would be best if we. (She, Pinkie and Human Pinkie hug)

(Sally then drives to the Cozy Cone Motel, and turns the light on the sign off.)

Applejack: Come on, y'all. Let's go.

Twilight Sparkle: I am so disappointed at you, Doc Hudson!

Luke: I don't want to talk to you ever again!!!

(The rest of the townsfolk, except Doc, go back to their buildings and turn off all of the neon lighting. Roary, Theodore and their whole team all drive and walk to the cones at the Cozy Cone, as Doc is left alone at the crossroad, and notices the traffic light buzzing and blinking its amber light once again.)