No Control

No Control is a song that appears in the Spongebob musical.

Live on Stage (TV version)
SpongeBob: I don't understand why everyone is so worried. Sure, that volcano might destroy everything. But on the other hand, it might not.

Squidward: When are you gonna learn, SpongeBob? The world is a horrible place filled with fear, suffering and despair. Also dashed hopes, shattered dreams, broken promises and abject misery.
 * Spongebob: But it's our horrible place with the best abject misery there is! They'll see, everything is under control. Right?


 * Perch Perkins: No fish knows the future
 * Not a single shark or sole
 * It's all deranged
 * No control


 * SpongeBob: Don't you think you're being a little negative?


 * Perch Perkins: The town is under curfew
 * The fish-police are on patrol
 * It's all deranged
 * No control


 * Squidward: Stuck here at home
 * But I'm not upset
 * An evening alone
 * With my clarinet


 * Patrick: This could take a while
 * So I should relax
 * But the stores are all closed
 * And I'm out of snacks! (Out of snacks!)


 * Company: No control!


 * SpongeBob: La la la la la la la la...


 * Sandy: SpongeBob, what are you doing out of your pineapple? Everyone's supposed to be inside!


 * SpongeBob: It's going to be fine, Sandy. The Mayor said she'll handle it. And everyone knows, you can always trust the government.


 * Sandy: Well... I've got news hot off the griddle. I did some calculations, and that volcano is gonna erupt, as sure as a rhinestone cowboy at a disco rodeo. I figured out when, too. It's gonna happen at sundown tomorrow!


 * SpongeBob: OK, Sandy, but I don't think...


 * Sandy: I'm serious as a guacamole shortage at a taco party! I determined the timeline through analysis of... seismic activity, gas emissions, geomagnetic and gravimetric changes. Over the next 36 hours, tremors will increase and boulders will fall, eventually leading to a cataclysmic eruption which will completely destroy Bikini Bottom! The end...is nigh.


 * SpongeBob: The end-end?


 * Sandy: The science is clear
 * I'm afraid it's true
 * The end's really here
 * There's nothing we can do


 * And if I read these numbers right
 * Our time is up
 * Tomorrow night!


 * SpongeBob: Tomorrow?


 * Sandy and Company: Tomorrow night!


 * SpongeBob: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!


 * SpongeBob, Sandy, and Perch Perkins: No control
 * I can't believe I've no control
 * It's all deranged
 * Deranged!
 * Deranged!


 * All: [screams]
 * [clock ticking]
 * [screams]
 * [clock ticking]
 * [screams]