Duck Loses Her Quack (JD THOMAS FAN's version)

(Title card)

(Little Bear is playing on a swing tyre)

(Duck passes by quacking)

Little Bear: Hello Duck.

Duck: Hello Little Bear. I'm in a big big hurry.

Little Bear: Why?

Duck: I'm gonna babysit the ducklings. And today I'm gonna teach them how to quack. They only know how to cheep-cheep-cheep, but if they're gonna be ducks like me, they need to know how to quack-quack-quack.

(Little Bear laughs)

Little Bear: Wait for me.

(Abigail, Edgar and Russell arrive)

Abigail: Is it me, or is he still mad about climbing trees?

Russell: Who?

Edgar: Why Little Bear of course.

Abigail: Perhaps we should follow him and see what he's doing today.

(Ducklings cheeping)

Little Bear: That's right ducklings, follow the leader.

(Little Peep bites Little Bear's butt)

Little Bear: OW!

(Duck cackles)

Little Bear: Hey!

Duck: I guess she really is following the lead...

Little Bear: Whoa!

(The two older ducklings fight over a worm but then let it go)

Little Bear: Duck, I think the ducklings are ready for the listen.

(The three Furlings arrive)

Russell: Well here we are then.

Edgar: Let's go see what's happening.

Duck: Okay ducklings, everybody in a row. Today I am gonna teach you all how to quack. Now listen very carefully, this is what a quack sounds like. (Inhales, makes gibberish noises and gasps)

(Ducklings cheep in confusion)

Russell: What's wrong with Duck?

Abigail: I don't know Russell.

Little Bear: That wasn't a quack.

(Ducklings copy the gibberish noises Duck made)

Duck: No, No, wait ducklings. That wasn't it.

Little Bear: Try it again Duck.

Duck: Here we go. (Inhales again and makes more gibberish noises)

Edgar: What's the matter Duck?

Duck: Oh no! My quack is gone?

Little Bear: What do you mean gone? Where did it do?

Duck: I must have lost it.

Abigail (in bewilderment): Lost your quack?

Duck: Where are you quack? What if someone took it?

Russell: But Duck, that's impossible. You're a duck, ducks can't lose their quacks.

Little Bear: Can you remember how to quack boys and girls?

Edgar: See Duck, they remember how to quack.

Duck: I know, but I don't remember. I can't quack anymore.

Russell: Don't worry Duck. You'll get it back.

Abigail: Sure you'll remember. It's like reading a bike.

Edgar: Yeah. You never forget.

Duck: But I did forget. I did, I did, I did!

Little Bear: Now calm down Duck. The best thing for you to do is not to think about quacking.

Abigail: Little Bear's right. The more you think about it, the more worried you get.

Russell: And the more worried you are...

Abigail, Russell and Edgar: The harder it is to quack!

Little Bear: Don't worry Duck. We'll find your quack, come on ducklings.

(Few minutes later)