The Bloodbottler


 * (Fearsome giant strides outside the BFG's cave)
 * Sophie: Alright!
 * Wally Gator: Yeah, why did you kidnap us?
 * Big Friendly Giant: Because if I had not whizzled you all away, you would be telling the world, you'd have seen a giant. So you is all just going to have to be staying here with me. I is going to be your mother and your father, and your auntie and your ankle. And the rest of them can be your grandpa and granny.
 * Snagglepuss: Why do I have to be the grandpa? Make the sheriff the grandpa.
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Very funny, eh?
 * Doggie Daddy: I'd think be a better grandpa.
 * Big Friendly Giant: You can help me with the dreams.
 * Sophie: But how can you help somebody with a dream?
 * Big Friendly Giant: Can you keep a whoopsy big secret, with the rest by your side?
 * (Sophie nods her head)
 * Big Friendly Giant: My job is to go sculloping off every night, when people is fast asleep.
 * (Giant roars loudly)
 * Top Cat: Oh no!
 * Squiddly Diddly: Eek!
 * Wally Gator: Uh-oh!
 * Yogi Bear: Quick everybody, hide!
 * (All the animals hide)
 * Big Friendly Giant: Hello, Bloodbottler.
 * Bloodbottler: What's you got here, huh?
 * Big Friendly Giant: Nothing.
 * Bloodbottler: You is talking in here! I knows this!
 * Big Friendly Giant: No human bean here. Have the snozzcumber.
 * Bloodbottler: What's its taste of eh?
 * Big Friendly Giant: Peachy fruits. Yeah, it's tastes of bones, a snozzcumber does.
 * Bloodbottler: Smell human beans. Come on, gimme!
 * (Bloodbottler picks up the sonzzcumber)
 * Sophie: BFG!
 * Big Friendly Giant: Oh no, stop!
 * Bloodbottler: It's my bone!
 * (Bloodbottler pops the snozzcumber into his mouth)
 * Top Cat: Oh no!
 * (Bloodbottler spits Sophie out, grabs the BFG by the neck, throws him into a corner, destroys the cave and leaves in a rage)
 * Boo-Boo: Yay! He stopped the mean old giant.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yeah, come on out everyone.
 * Yogi Bear: Um, guys aren't we forgetting something?
 * Baba Looey: Oh no, what's that?
 * Wally Gator: The mean giant ate Sophie, remember?
 * Snagglepuss: Oh you're right, she was hiding in the snozzcumber.
 * Big Friendly Giant: Oh Sophie, what has I done?
 * Sophie: Over here!
 * Big Friendly Giant: Sophie? Sophie! You is alive!
 * Sophie: Yes. I was right inside his mouth. He nearly swallowed me, it's awful. And I smell of snozzcumber.
 * Snagglepuss: You got to be careful, where you're hiding you know. Don't you know, that if a mean giant takes a bite out of something you're hiding in, we could have never seen you again!
 * Sophie: I know, I'm sorry.
 * Peter Potamus: Well the good news is, it's good to see you again Sophie.
 * (Big Friendly Giant pulls a stopper and a crystal-covered liquid comes out)
 * Sophie: I need a wash. You guys might want to turn around.
 * Yogi Bear: Alright Sophie. Come on guys.
 * (Big Friendly Giant gets down his sewing box)
 * Sophie: BFG, please tell us what you were doing in our village last night.
 * Big Friendly Giant: Now, you is becoming nosier than a parker.
 * Sophie: Tell us what you were doing with that trumpet thing; we say you blow through it.
 * Big Friendly Giant: I blows dreams through it, which I takes in a suitcase.
 * Sophie: You can't take dreams in a suitcase. Dreams are in your head.
 * Big Friendly Giant: I knew you is never understanding. I is not saying anymore to you until you is dressed.
 * Sophie: Aw, you just made that for me?
 * Big Friendly Giant: Try it on.
 * Sophie: I never had a new dress before; I always wanted one, and a nice place to leave like yours, and some good friends like Yogi, Boo-Boo, Huckleberry, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw, Baba Looey, Augie Doggie and his dad, Wally, Magilla, Peter, Top Cat, Benny, Choo-Choo, Spook, Fancy, Brain, Squiddly, Atom Ant and Yakky. Saying of which guys, you can turn around now?
 * Snagglepuss: You want something, Sophie?
 * Sophie: So how do I look guys?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Well I'll be.
 * Magilla Gorilla: What a surprise?
 * Yogi Bear: Well, Sophie, you're as pretty as a princess.
 * Sophie: Thanks guys. I'm glad you appreciate.