Royal problems/King Harold's death and funeral

This is a transcript for a scene in Crash, Thomas and Ryan meet Shrek the Third.

[We see Ryan and Meg in bed. They wake up]

Ryan F-Freeman: Morning, Meg.

Meg Griffin: Morning, Ryan.

Cody Fairbrother: What a beautiful day, guys. I wonder how Shrek and Fiona are doing?

Lady: Yeah.

[To Shrek and Fiona]

Shrek: Good morning.

Fiona: Good morning. Oh. Morning breath.

Shrek: I know. Isn't it wonderful?

[Then, Donkey comes in with the Dronkies and Evil Anna]

Donkey: Good morning, good morning~

The sun is shining through~

Good morning, good morning~

To you~

Evil Anna: And you. And you.

[She high fives Pinkipoo]

Pinkipoo: Nice one!

Evil Anna: Yeah.

Donkey: They grow up so fast.

Shrek: Not fast enough.

[Foiletta slaps the flame off the bed, extinguishing it]

Shrek: Thanks.

Pinkipoo: You're welcome.

Damona: I guess Evil Anna is happy for that.

Milly: Yeah.

Puss in Boots: Okay. You have a very full day filling in for the king and Queen. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir.

Shrek: Great! Let's get started. [pulls the sheet over him]

Pinkie Pie: Come on, lazybones! Time to get moving. [pulls the sheet off him]

[Donkey and Blizzaria shriek]

Blizzaria: [covering her eyes] You know, you need to get yourself a pair of jammies.

Donkey: I agree with the snow girl.

[At a church, we see the stain-glass window with the title on it; "Crash, Thomas and Ryan meet Shrek the Third". The song Royal Pain plays in the background. Pinkipoo is shown with Shrek and Donkey. Ryan, the gang, Damona and Meg was helping out Fiona. At the knighting ceremony, Shrek holds his sword and look at Puss who demonstrates the knighting thing with his sword. Shrek looks nervious]

Shrek: I knight thee.... [hits the guy on the shoulder with the sword]

Pinkipoo: [covers his eyes] Aiyeee.

Meg Griffin: Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

Blizzaria: You said it, senpai.

Ryan F-Freeman: Senpai?

[Cue to the next scene where Shrek is the dock as he stands behind a ship]

Matau T. Monkey: Just smash the bottle carefully and...

Orla Ryan: Shrek, watch out!

[But it was too late, he leaned the ship too hard that it made it move. Shrek tried to make it stop by throwing the bottle.]

Liam: [panicked] Bad idea, if you do that, you'll...

[Once again, it was too late, it had sails caught on fire and people got out of the ship as it sinks]

Liam: [sighs] ...Break and sink the ship.

Oisin Ryan: Oi.

[Cue the next scene, Shrek is sitting on a chair with Fiona on another]

Pinkie Pie: Okay, if you are filling in for the king, you have to look like one.

Donkey: Pinkie is right, Shrek. Can somebody come in here and work on Shrek please?

[Pinkipoo turns to a French person]

Pinkipoo: Well?

[Raul looks at Shrek, who raise an eyebrow]

French Person: I will see what I can do.

[Raul got out gardening tools. A man uses a circular sander to file Shrek's toenails and he cringes. A guy is putting on mascara on Shrek's eyelash. Another guy plucks Fiona's nosehair]

Fiona: Ow!

[Some lipstick is applied. A Guy is zipping the zipper. A collie is placed around Fiona's neck. A drill places a river on Shrek's belt. A mole is placed on Shrek's cheek. Later, they are at backstage with Shrek and Fiona standing awkwardly in renaissance outfits. Donkey gasps]

Donkey: Oh!

Puss in Boots: Yeah, wow.

Sean Ryan: It's you. It's really you.