The Irelanders' Super Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Super Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie.

[The film begins with Young Irish Film Makers presents "The Irelanders' Super Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie. Then the movie starts when a great day at Equestria, when the ponies are having their Festival of Friendship for the first time]


 * [Rachel Platten]
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!


 * See the ponies trottin' down the street
 * Equestria is where they wanna meet
 * They all know where they wanna go
 * And they're trottin' in time
 * And they're trottin', yeah


 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * Yeah, they got the beat


 * Go-go music really makes us dance
 * Do the pony, puts us in a trance
 * Do the watusi, just give us a chance
 * That's when we fall in line


 * 'Cause we got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * Yeah, we got it!
 * [music continues]

[Spike is seen running through crowds of ponies with piles of lists in his claws]

Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!

S04E26 Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!

Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!

Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!

Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!

[In Canterlot Castle, Twilight Sparkle is meditating to keep herself calm but soon begins stressing out again]

Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!

Spike: (hurrying in with the lists) Okay, Twilight. Got all your charts and graphs.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Spike! I'm just so nervous about this meeting!

Spike: Whachoo talkin' 'bout?

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I'm about to ask the three most royal princesses of Equestria for a huge favor! What if they reject me?

Spike: It'll be fine. Just remember the most important thing.

Twilight Sparkle: Smile?!

[She smiles]

Spike: (disturbed by this) Eh... no. You're a Princess, too.

Twilight Sparkle: Right! [exhales]

[She steps into the throne room where Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Princess Cadance are waiting for her]

Twilight Sparkle: Good morning, Princesses. Thank you all for seeing me. I have an idea that I think will make our Friendship Festival the most wonderful celebration Equestria has ever seen!

Princess Celestia: Yes, Twilight! We are very excited!

Princess Cadance: Ponies have been arriving from all over all morning.

Princess Luna: I'd like to think it's to see us, but Songbird Serenade might be the bigger attraction.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, she is the... "mane" event! [giggles] And to make it extra special, I could use your help. Spike?

[Spike brings in a massive whiteboard with Twilight's plan all mapped out on it]

Spike: (humming fanfare)

Twilight Sparkle: Songbird Serenade's performance is not scheduled to start until after you begin the sunset. And based on my precise calculation, to get the very best lighting for the stage, Princess Celestia, I was hoping you could make sure the sun stays about 28.1º to the south, and, Princess Luna, if you could raise the moon 62º to the north at the same time, it would reflect the sunlight on the other side and really frame the entire stage perfectly!

Princess Luna: I...

Twilight Sparkle: But wait! There's more! Cadance, if you could use your crystal magic to create an aurora above the stage, the sun and the moon will shine through it and create a truly amazing light show!

Spike: Presenting Songbird Serenade! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoa-ho! Whoa!

[Spike trips and falls flat on his face]

Spike: (weakly) Ta-da!

[Twilight covers Spike with her wing and smiles at the Princesses with hope. Celestia, Luna and Cadance look at her with surprised looks on their faces]

Princess Luna: So you're saying you want us to move the sun and the moon for the party?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'd do it myself, except I don't have your magic. (snorts)

Princess Celestia: Twilight, each of us uses our powers to serve Equestria in our own way. You are the Princess of Friendship. You already have all the magic you need.

Twilight Sparkle: So... that'd be a no?

[A periscope is seen spying on the princesses then the camera zooms over to the inside of a dark airship elsewhere]

Robbie Rotten: Well, well, well, having your ideas for a festival rejected. Too bad. Ha-ha. (to Tiger Claw) We're in range of Canterlot right now, Tiger Claw.

Tiger Claw: Excellent, Rotten. Prepare to decloak. NOW!!

[The ships head towards Canterlot]

Tiger Claw: After months of plotting this attack, it's finally time to put it into action! And now, the Princess of Friendship and her friends shall pay for what they did to us, The Foot Empire.

Zach Varmitech: I agree! Something has be done about them. Ever since they've joined The Irelanders and Wild Rats, they've been nothing but trouble to us like making some villains betray us with their so-called "magic of friendship". Well, no more. This attack will make those ponies see that we villains likes being evil and don't like friendship.

Donita Donata: I agree, Zach. Those ponies are making lives hard enough for us as it is, especially Rarity with her fashion designs rivals my own.

Dabio: No kidding.

Xever/Fishface: I know, right. Every year, they seemingly grow stronger and more powerful.

Chris Bradford/Razhar: Yeah, but we'II show them just how powerful we are, now that we have new allies.

Naare: I agree, Razhar.

Janja: Okay. We all know the plan. Crocs on the left, jackals on the right, vultures in the sky, hyenas up the middle. Drive 'em towards that big stage at the other end.

Chungu: (laughs) This'll be a show they'll never forget!

The Ultrom Shredder: Hold your horses, Chungu. Not until we get there and our new ally gives the signal.

Kraangdroid: Kraang agrees with the one known as the Ultrom Shredder. We have to get ready to attack the city known as Canterlot so we must wait.

Gourmand: Why does those aliens talk like that?

Reirei: We have no idea, don't we, Goigoi?

[Goigoi sleeps]

Reirei: Goigoi, wake up! (kicks him)

Goigoi: Uh, whatever you say, dear.

Kiburi: Ugh, how are you two mates despite him falling asleep all the time, I'll never know.

Mzingo: I agree with you on that too.

Ushari: No matter, everything's all go according to plan. The skinks have reported us about the festival very well indeed.

Diesel 10: That's right, Ushari and once we get there, our forces will crush Canterlot to it's knees for us to conquer.

Tiger Claw: Yes, Diesel 10. Our bosses will be so pleased when we complete this plan.

Paisley Paver: And after we conquer the city, I will pave all of that disgusting nature and put buildings in it's place for future generations.

Rex: I love the paving part.

Janja: Right. Now let's go!

[The ships head on towards Canterlot. Meanwhile, back at the party]

Rainbow Dash: [zooming] Sky's cleared and ready for the festival!

[The camera zooms down to the courtyard where Twilight's friends and the Irelanders are getting things set up for the Friendship Festival]

Chris Kratt: Alright guys, we're almost ready for the festival!

Martin Kratt: It sure is, bro. It's looking very good so far!

The Mask: Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate! I'm glad Twilight invited all of us to Canterlot, so we can have fun at the Festival of Friendship!

Captain Jake: Don't forget who's gonna be singing here though, Songbird Serenade.

Kion: Yeah, she's said to be the greatest singer in all of Equestria.

Violet Parr: She'II sing about friendship for sure.

Lightning McQueen: Well after all these great adventures we've gone with Twilight, I'm sure she and we learned a lot about friendship.

Dusty Crophopper: Can't argue with that, McQueen.

Berkeley Beetle: I'm glad that you invited me to the festival, guys. I'II make sure the music is in place.

Raven Queen: Thanks, Berkeley. Twilight does need all the help she can get.

Berkeley Beetle: Hopefully I'II make more friends, even after the trouble I caused when that Grundel Toad forced me to get Thumbelina by taking my wings.

Heidi: I'm sure you will. You're not a bad beetle after all since you apologized to Thumbelina for calling her ugly and saves Connor from Jenner.

Berkeley Beetle: You're right there, toots. I like being good anyway.

Clara: This Friendship Festival will be perfect for me to make lots of friends since before Heidi and you guys came along, I have no friends to begin when I was in my wheelchair.

Maisie Lockwood: We know, Clara. At least you have us as your friends now and lots more to come.

Theo: M-me too.

Lexi: (in a Scottish accent) Aye. Not wrong there, laddie.

Korra: Where's Merlin?

Merlin: Invisibility on!

[Merlin appears in a cloud of steam]

Blythe Baxter: Oh, there he is.

Merlin: Hey, guys. Excited for the Friendship Festival?

Elsa: Yes, Merlin. We sure are.

Frankie: And we're glad you've invited us here to make more friends than before.

Hurricane: Yeah. It's the perfect opportunity to make up for our past mistakes.

Mai Lacey: Very true, Hurricane.

Merlin: You're welcome, guys. I'm glad you can come along on our adventures.

[Connor is standing by a side, thinking about something]

Connor Lacey: (to himself) I hope Twilight's feeling okay. I have to confess my feelings for her soon. It's been many years and I haven't gotten the chance to tell her I'm in love with her with all the excitement. Well, now's my chance. It's been long enough.

Jimmy Two Shoes: (to Pinkie Pie) Pinkie, how are those balloons coming?

[Pinkie is blowing up balloons and shaped one of them into a balloon sculpture of Discord which then starts to hiss and fly around, blowing Pinkie off her hooves]

Pinkie Pie: Whoa!

[Fluttershy is conducting a bird choir when the deflated balloon zooms over her head with Pinkie chasing it, scaring the birds and making them scatter everywhere]

Pinkie Pie: Whoa! Heads up, Fluttershy! Out of control balloooooon!!

Fluttershy: Hoo. I don't think it's the balloon that's out of control, Pinkie Pie.

Applejack: Hey, y'all!

Pinkie Pie: (screaming)

Applejack: Anypony up for some free samples of my family's apple cider?

Rainbow Dash: Ah! (she zooms down and snatches the cup to drink it) Thank you! (she flew back to give the cup back to Applejack) Loved it!

[Applejack look at the now empty cup in surprise]

Fuli: Boy does Rainbow have an appetite for that stuff.

Dash Parr: And she drink it in a second.

Hiro: (chuckles) She really likes it, I'll give her that.

Kim Possible: I couldn't agree more, Hiro.

[Rarity is decorating the stage with diamonds on ribbons though she is taking a little long to adjust the diamond just right on the ribbon]

Rarity: (humming)

Aviva Corcovado: Wow, Rarity. It's a great job you're doing. But you won't be done until after the concert at this pace.

Rarity: Aviva, darling, anypony can do "fine". Twilight asked me, so clearly, she's going for fabulous, and fabulous takes time.

Rainbow Dash: Fabulous takes forever! But "awesome"...

[She pick up the streamers and flies around the stage in a blur, hanging them, the diamonds and the ribbons up and send Fluttershy in a spin and got her tangled in the ribbons]

Fluttershy: Whoa!

Rainbow Dash: ...can get done in four seconds flat! Faster if I do my sonic rainboom!

Rarity: Aah! Nono, oh no! Don't you dare, Rainbow Dash! It looks wretched enough already.

Rainbow Dash: Oh come on, it's fine!

Rarity: If you were raised in a barn! Ahem, no offense, Applejack.

Applejack: None taken. Especially since I wasn't raised in a barn. My family just happens to have a barn. Where I was born. And... spent most of my formative years...

Rainbow Dash: [very quickly] You were raised in a barn!

[Twilight and Spike walk over to the group with a checklist]

Twilight Sparkle: