Bum Biddy Biddy (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer the Movie Version)

This is when Davey Stones tells everyone about the fact of Rudolph to every elf and reindeer who had taunted on Rudolph for his red nose

Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey either through basketball or the mall or various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar! And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or sister or shortness when he wasn't looking! But the next time you'd see him he'd still go out of his way to smile and wave at you and ask about your mother's operation or something like that because he unlike us actually cares about someone other than himself! The reason I bring this up to you, Is because I was the worst offender of all.

My life was simply going nowhere Then a tiny little man rushed to my side He should've gotten a big thank you Instead he got a porta-potti ride.

I was such a shithead But he'd never quit on me Til' I told him he was useless And his sister was freaky.

Once when we were watching Sunday football A fuzzy screen was all that we could see Whitey came over with a hanger And spent the game on top of our TV,

And when the lightning struck him He let out a wicked loud yell But we just turned up the volume And ignored the burning smell We should all rot in Hell!

I went to High School with Whitey As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom When he got there I said I can't beleive you though I was serious So he ran home crying and slow danced with his mom!

What a crushing blow to Whitey I bet you wish you could take it back How could yo all be so mean to Whitey Seems to me like you are all on crack!

Tonight Whitey was counting on this town To show that we care But the first time he really needed us We weren't there!

And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Chanukah!

It's just not fair!

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