Lightning McQueen's Adventures of Ralph Breaks the Internet/Transcript

This is the transcript for Lightning McQueen's Adventures of Ralph Breaks the Internet.

Visit Oh My Disney/Meeting the Disney Princesses
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Prince Candy Ryan: Wow. This is a nice place.

Meg Griffin: [Meanwhile, -

[In the break room, the Disney Princesses are [The Disney Princesses angrily surround Vanellope, Twilight, Meg and the princesses] [Snow White sings a melody] [
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: Uh. Hi?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Hello.
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: Whoa! Whoa, Ladies. I can explain. I'm a princess too.
 * Twilight Sparkle: So are us.
 * Princess Luna: Ryan's love Meg is a princess as well.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Us too.
 * Princess Anna: Wait. What?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: Yeah. Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush Bon Schweitzer’s. I’m sure you heard of us and must be embarrassing for you if you haven’t.
 * Flame Princess: And Meg Griffin is the princess of the Technorganic Empire. You heard of them too.
 * Pocahontas: What kind of princess are you?
 * Meg and Vanellope: What kind?
 * Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: No.
 * Elsa the Snow Queen: Magic hands?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: No.
 * Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: No.
 * Snow White: Were you poisoned?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: No.
 * Tiana and Aurora: Cursed?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: No!
 * Belle and Rapunzel: Kidnapped or enslaved?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: No!
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Princess Celestia: Same here.
 * Princess Cadence: Is that okay for them?
 * Meg Griffin: I'm sure they didn't call the police.
 * Ariel: I have assumed that you made a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs.
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: No. Good grief! Who would do that?
 * Snow White: Have you ever have true love's kiss?
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: Eww! Barf!
 * Princess Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
 * Meg Griffin: She doesn't even have a mom.
 * 8 princesses: Neither do we.
 * Rapunzel: And now for the millionth dollar question. Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
 * Meg and Vanellope: Yes!
 * Vanellope von Schweetz: What is up with that?
 * 5 Disney Princess: She is a princess!
 * Meg Griffin: Thank gosh. She seems to be happy today.
 * Princess Bubblegum: You said it, Princess Meg.
 * Princess Luna:
 * Princess Anna: So, Meg. You know me and my sister?
 * Meg Griffin: Yeah. My boyfriend and I remembered you.
 * Princess Cadance: Wow.
 * Cinderella: You are really a princess from your world.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah.
 * Meg Griffin: I guess Vanellope has her outfit. [to PB] You know which Princess Ryan would hang out with? I think Ariel.
 * Princess Bubblegum: I think so. And I would pick
 * Twilight Sparkle: LS would see us now but, it is busy with the boys so, I would hang out with
 * Meg Griffin: Nice one, Twilight. Thomas will be so proud.
 * Cinderella:
 * Meg Griffin: That thing she is wearing?

Vanellope gets angry at Ralph/PB gets angry at Celestia
[Vanellope angrily grabs [PB furiously gets angry] ["You're My Hero" medal [PB was still angry [Then, Arthur
 * Wreck-It Ralph:
 * Vanellope von Schweetz:
 * Wreck-It Ralph:
 * Vanellope von Schweetz:
 * Vanellope von Schweetz:
 * Princess Celestia: [gasps]
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Wreck-It Ralph: NOOO!!!
 * Princess Celestia:
 * Wreck-It Ralph:
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * The Lemon Sweeter:
 * Princess Bubblegum: I'm fine, LS,
 * Mater:
 * Finn the Human:
 * Prince Candy Ryan: Sis, I hope Vanellope is okay. She was a bit.. [magics a teapot in his hand] steamed. She'll cool down. Care for a cup?
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Twilight Sparkle:
 * Princess Luna:
 * Rita:
 * Jake the Dog:
 * Flame Princess:
 * Slime Princess:
 * Fern:
 * Lumpy Space Princess:
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Luke:
 * Wreck-It Ralph:
 * Vanellope von Schweetz:
 * Wreck-It Ralph:
 * Arthur the Virus: