Ello Gov'nor (RFFaoRS)/Transcript

This is the transcript of the episode Ello Gov'nor in Ryan F-Freeman's Adventures of Regular Show.

(The episode begins at the movie store. An employee is dancing around at the front. He's wearing an outfit the depicts King Kong climbing the Empire State Building)

Employee: Movies! Rent your movies! (Rigby rushes out of the store, carrying a movie case. He bumps into the employee) Oh, sorry man.

Rigby: (chuckling) Nice outfit! (runs off)

Employee: It's a costume! They make me wear it!

(cut to the house. It's nighttime, and Mordecai and Rigby are ready to watch the movie)

Mordecai:Movie night! (holds up a bowl of popcorn) I got the popcorn!

Ron Stoppable: Yeah! What movie are we gonna Watch?

Matau T. Monkey: I got our snacks for this.

Rigby: (holding up the movie. He's showing only the backside) I got the movie!

Mordecai: Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy. (holds up the movie. The case is pink and has a big red heart on it)

Rigby: Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times. I got something better. BAM! (shows the movie to Mordecai. It's called "Ello Gov'nor," and it has a picture of an evil British Taxi on the cover)

Trio Darkle: What's that?

Mordecai: Ello Gov'nor?

Rigby: Yeah man, it's foreign. Check it. (reads back) A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. Pay the fare... (pops head from behind case) ...or pay the price.

Mordecai - No dude, not another horror movie! Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week!

Sonant Nightfall: Yeah. And we have to get Evil Anna out of a tree thanks to that.

Rigby: No, man, it'll be different. This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious!

Mordecai: You sure you can handle it?

Ryan F-Freeman: Are you sure you can be okay watching this?

Rigby: Dude, it's in black and white. Come on.

Sci-Ryan: What do you think?

Mordecai: Mmm... alright.

(Rigby opens the case for the movie, and Mordecai turns off the light. Rigby puts the tape into the VCR, and the movie begins playing, with ominous music. The card reads, "ELLO GOV'NOR, (c) MCMLXXXII." M&R fake screaming, but laugh pretty quickly)

Rigby - See, isn't this fun?