The Higglytown Heroes' Adventures of Monsters Inc/Transcript

This is the script for The Higglytown Heroes' Adventures of Monsters Inc.

[The film begins at a child's bedroom]

Mom: [off-screen] Good night, sweetheart.

Child: [off-screen] Good night, mom.

Dad: [off-screen] Sleep tight, kiddo.

[The bedside light is turned off and the camera pans down to a boy sleeping in bed and the bedroom itself. Then, he heard a sound coming from the door, which creaks open slightly. The boy looks around nervously, before noticing a monster's arm in the doorway. He quickly shuts his eyes. When he opens them again, he sees a coat hanging from the door, before relaxing and settling back down to sleep. A shadow passes over the bed as we pan down to underneath the bed where to pink evil eyes open. A four-armed monster with spikes down it's back rises above the boy and brings out its claws. The boy turns, sees the monster and screams. The monster screams back and gets hit with a soccer ball and slips on a skateboard before landing on spikey toys, causing it to scream in pain. As the monsters jumps about trying to get the toys out, the lights come and the kid in bed is revealed to be a robot. The wall rises up, revealing three other monsters]

Employer: All right, Mr. Bile, is it?

Thaddeus Bile: Uh… My friends call me Phlegm.

Employer: Uh-huh. Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?

Thaddeus Bile: I fell down?

Employer: No, no, before that. Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile’s big mistake? Anyone?

[The green monster with an eye on the stalk coughs]

Employer: Ugh. Let’s take a look at the tape. Here we go. Uh, right… Puh-puh-puh-puh… Ah! There, see? The door. You left it wide open.

[The trainees take notes]

Employer: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake any employee can make because…?

Thaddeus Bile: Um.. It could let in a draft?

Mr. Waternoose: It could let in a child!

[The CEO of Monsters Inc named Mr. Waternoose appeared from the shadows]

Employer: Oh, Mr. Waternoose!

Mr. Waternoose: There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you! Leave a door open and a child could walk right into this factory. Right into the Monster World.

Employee: I won't go in a kids room! You can't make me!

Mr. Waternoose: You're going in there because we need this.

[Child screams fill the room]

[Then, the scream stops]

Mr. Waternoose: Our city is counting on you to collect those children's screams. Without scream, we have no power. Yes, it's dangerous work. And that's why I need you to be at your best. I need Scarers who are confident, tenacious, tough, intimidating. I need Scarers like… Like… James P. Sullivan.

[The screen then turns black and reveals the title: "The Higglytown Heroes' Adventures of Monsters Inc". The scene then cuts to Sulley asleep in bed whilst Mike and the Higglytown Heroes stand next to him]

Mike: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It’s now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. In the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles and, it looks like it's going to be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in or simply... Work out that flab that's hanging over the bed! Get up, Sulley! (Mike puts a bull horn to Sullivan's ear. BWAAT!)

Sullivan: (SCREAMING)

The Higgly Kids and Pizza Guy: [laughing]

Sullivan: [whilst doing press ups] I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey.

Eubie: We know, but you need to get into shape.

Mike: The kid's right! Less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy!

Sullivan: [roars]

Twinkle: Feel the burn!

Sullivan: [roars again]

Ms. Fern: You called yourself a monster?

Sullivan: [roars again]

Mike: Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet! Oop! The kid's awake!

[Sulley drops down]

Kip: Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet... Kid's asleep!

[Sulley roars]

Mike: Twins! In a bunk bed!

[Sulley roars up and down]

Mike: Ooh! I thought I had you there!

Pizza Guy: [holding a broom with a kid head placed on it] Okay, Sulley, dude, here we go. You ready? Follow it.

[Sulley roars]

Wayne: Ooh, it's over here!

[Sulley roars]

Mike: Now look over there! Don't let the kid touch ya! Don't let it touch ya!

[Later Sulley pushes household equipment]

Kip: I don't know, but it's been said~

Mike: I love scaring kids in bed~

[Later Sulley brushes his teeth]

Fran: Come on, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque!

Mike: Scary monsters don't have plaque!

[Sulley then does gravity sit ups]

Mike: 118...

Twinkle: Do you have 119?

Kip: Do we see 120?