Ending/Back to Patchy

Here's how the ending goes in Brian Griffin vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

[It fades back to a night club and a woman is singing]

Mr. Maguire: Evening, girls. You're looking well.

Woman: Good evening, Mr. Maguire.

Mr. Maguire: Oh, it's a fine night to be me.

Alex: You dance great for an old lady.

Lin: Someone told me to stop living on the sidelines.

Alex: Well, he sounds like a smart guy.

Lin: He is.

[The 2 kiss and it shows Rick and Evelyn]

Rick: So I guess Dash and Scarlet have their next adventure?

Evelyn: Why write about it when you can live it? There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead.

Rick: Even more romantic doing it with you.

Evelyn: Kiss me.

Rick: Don't have to ask me twice.

[The 2 kiss and we soon see Jonathan]

Man: Can I get your bag, sir?

Jonathan: No, no, no. Don't touch it, don't touch it.

Man: Where are you off to, Mr. Carnahan?

Johnathan: Someplace where they don't have mummies. Step on it I've got a plane to catch.

Drive: Yes sir.

Jonathan: Yeah, Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. [takes out a pearl] Peru here I come.

[As the drives drive away a dialogue says "Soon after, mummies were found in Peru"]

[back to Patchy]

Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?

Potty: Let's watch it again.

Patchy: [chuckles] That's a great idea, Potty. [looks on the table] Where's the remote? [continues searching] Where's the remote? [stands up] Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head] Eh... [falls to the floor]

Potty: Brawk!

Patchy: [stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote] My remote! [goes to the window] Thanks, stranger!

Mrs. Johnson: [outside, in a wheelchair] Don't mention it, Patchy! [flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind]

Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? [presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV] No, that's not it. [presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV] Doh! Wrong again. [keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over]

Potty: Brawk! Let me do it!

Patchy: No, get away! [the lights go out] That's the light switch! [the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch]

Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button!

Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!!

Patchy: [continues pressing buttons on the remote] Rewind... darn you! [suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape]

Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy!

Patchy: No! [tries to stop the tape from spewing out] Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! [gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling] Oh no! I've ruined "Brian Griffin vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"! Now it's lost forever!

Potty: Brawk! Lost forever!

Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess "Brian Griffin vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, Brian Griffin will live on in our hearts and in our minds. Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

[The film ends with "The Last Goodbye (from The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies)"]