Bender's Jar of Dirt Song

Here's how Bender's Jar of Dirt Song in Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Jack Sparrow: I'll handle this, mate. Oi, fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [he temples over. But Jack raises the jar] Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.


 * I got a jar of dirt,
 * I got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it?

Bender: Yeah! You guys will never figure it out. You know why?

Bender:
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it


 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it

Peter: Uh, Brian. What the heck is he doing?

Brian: I... do not have a clue.

Bender:
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it

Roger: Bender seems to be acting a bit strange.

Bender:
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it

Zoro: How long is this gonna take?

Sylveon: I have no idea.

Bender:
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * And guess what's inside it
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt
 * He's got a jar of dirt

[Bender then temples over]

Bender: I'm okay!

Nami (as Twilight): Well... it can't get any worse.

Davy Jones: Enough!