The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age. [A live-action sequence of Chris and Martin plays] Chris Kratt: We're here in North America. On the rocky mountains. Martin Kratt: Hey, it's us, the Kratt brothers. I'm Martin. Chris Kratt: And I'm Chris. And we're checking out some cave paintings here in these caves. [Some mammoths paintings are shown] Martin Kratt: Wow. There's some woolly mammoth paintings here. Chris Kratt: And some ground sloth paintings. Martin Kratt: And saber-tooth cats paintings. [Sabre tooth tiger paintings are shown] Chris Kratt: During the ice age, cavemen painted these extinct creatures to help them be more successful in hunting. Martin Kratt: And these mammoths are ancestors of elephants which has gone extinct by being hunted by humans. Chris Kratt: Along with being frozen in ice during the end of it and ground sloths and saber tooth tigers gone extinct too. Martin Kratt: Scientists have discovered fossils and cave paintings and show them to the people so that they'II learn all about how they live. Chris Kratt: Imagine if we can travel back in time to the Ice Age? Martin Kratt: Imagine if we had woolly mammoth powers? Kratt Bros: What if? [They turn into their animated form and run forward] [The scene changes to the Tortuga] Chris Kratt: Wow! Those woolly mammoths are massive! Martin Kratt: I know. But we mustn't forgot saber tooth cats. Connor Lacey: And ground sloths. [He clicks a button and footage of a ground sloth appears on the screen] Chris Kratt: They're sure are bigger than everyday sloths. Martin Kratt: You're really getting good of being a Wild Kratt. Connor Lacey: I know. Chris Kratt: Thanks to us teaching you and your friends about creatures. Connor Lacey: Heh. Chris Kratt: It's true you know. Connor Lacey: Let's see what the others are up to? [They went to the main control room] Martin Kratt: Hey, guys. Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Martin, Chris, Connor. Connor Lacey: Hey, Twilight. Marco Polo: Say, we were just wondering what it would be like to travel back to when the Ice Age occurred. Luke: Yeah. With all those big glaciers and massive snow mounts. Discord: It would be a spectacular sight. Sunset Shimmer: Seeing many prehistoric animals from years back. Aviva Corcovado: Except for one thing. Nia: And that is? Aviva Corcovado: The time trampoline is still being fixed. Lightning McQueen: Hey, don't worry. Connor's realm crystal has the ability of time travel. Dusty Crophopper: Yeah. Capper: How does it work? Connor Lacey: I'll show you. [He picks it up] Hiro: Wait for it. [The crystal glows] Stephen: Whoa. Merlin: Wait for it! Connor Lacey: To the time of the Ice Age! [There is a bright flash of light and they are teleported to the time of the Ice Age] Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Whoa. Paxton: Look at all this snow. Chris Kratt: Yeah. Connor (train): It's amazing. Star Swirl the Bearded: This is the time of the Ice Age! Starlight Glimmer: I'm not sure about time traveling. Connor Lacey: Why not? Starlight Glimmer: You remember what happened when I went back in time. Connor Lacey: I know but that's all in the past. Rarity: We could have that chance when my mane got removed. Iago: Yeah. Ashima: We won't change anything in the past, Starlight. Don't worry. Starlight Glimmer: Oh, okay. Martin Kratt: Connor, with your Realm Crystal, we can travel back in creature time again! Connor Lacey: Good idea, Martin. Koki: Let's do it. [Connor plugs the crystal in the Time Trampoline] Aviva Corcovado: Okay. Sarah Jones: Do you think this will work? Connor Lacey: Of course, Sarah. Joe Sparkes: I better do some checks before we can start. Ben Hooper: There's no time, Joe. Flying Scotsman: Let's just get going already. Jimmy Z: Let's hope it works. [The machine starts up] Captain Jake: Let's go! Lexi: (in a country accent) Whoa neily. Right up to the grid! Applejack: You're doing it again. Human Applejack: Just like when we first met you. Lexi: Oh, sorry. Applejack: That's OK. Trixie: Why does she keeps changing her voice? Theo: It's a habit she has. [Everyone looks confused] Merlin: She's trying to find a persona and accent to suit her. Sci-Twi: Right. [The time trampoline starts up] Aviva Corcovado: To the time of the Ice Age! [They bounce on it and a blue time wrap engulfs them and they are sent to the time of the Ice Age] [The gang appears in a snowy area] Iago: Brrr. It's freezing. Holly O'Hair: Couldn't agree more. Yong Bao: There's nearly half as much snow as there is back in China. Berkeley Beetle: Where are we? Chris Kratt: All I can see is a plain white landscape. Martin Kratt: (look on his creature pod to check what time they are in) This is the Ice Age alright. Connor Lacey: Whoa. I can't believe it worked. Aviva Corcovado: You're a great time machine fixer, Connor. Connor Lacey: Thanks, Aviva. Norman Price: Not bad for a teenager. Spud the Scarecrow: I agree. Very good. Caroline: Hey, look over there. [Everyone looks where Caroline is looking and sees a sabre tooth squirrel named Scrat scurrying along with an acorn] Chris Kratt; What in the creature world is that? Martin Kratt: I don't know. I've never seen that kind of squirrel before. Connor Lacey: It's a sabre tooth squirrel. Irelanders: Wow. Koki: Amazing. Chris Kratt: I never known they existed. Martin Kratt: Can't argue with that, bro. Twilight Sparkle: Look at him. Fluttershy: He's so cute. Hurricane: Should we follow him? Thorax: Yes, but we should keep our distance. We don't want to startle him. Aviva Corcovado: Good idea. Merlin: Oh. I can use the powers of stealth to hide. He won't see him. Invisibility on. [He blows up steam but nothing happens] Timothy: (to Connor Lacey) Doesn't he know that we can still see him? Connor Lacey: No. And he's not supposed to. Ryan: Why not? Lexi: His three funnels are designed to make his steam and smoke disperse so you couldn't see him so easily. Theo: But it didn't work at all. But don't tell Merlin that. Rebecca: We won't, Theo. Martin Kratt: I think I'm getting a name here. I'II name him..... Scrat. Harvey: Good idea. Scrat it is. Connor Lacey: Good idea. Frankie: Let's watch what he's doing. Irelanders: Okay. [Scrat is looking for an acorn planting spot when he saw a little hole in the ground. Delighted, he put the acorn in it but it's very small so he has to stomp on it to get it in but a crack appears on the ground and began to spread towards a snowy cliff to which it began to move and shifts towards him and the Irelanders] Connor Lacey: Scrap. Douglas: Don't mention that word, laddie. It makes my wheels wobble. Arcee (TFP): It's a common saying on Cybertron for when something bad happens. Donald: Let's discuss it later! Avalanche! Ace: Peddle to the metal, Tony! Tony: Right behind you, old chap! Kion: Hevi kabisa! Marco Polo: Not again! Twilight Sparkle: Run! [Everyone runs as sharp spears of ice peirce the ground behind them] Frankie Stein: Scrat, your acorn!

[Scrat look back and screams as he notices that she's right. He ran back to it and strains to get it out and succeeds and runs with the heroes as the spears keep coming. The gang stops as another glacier approaches from the other side]

Marion: We're trapped!

Bash: What do we do....

Dash: Now?

Hurricane: It's simple. We go where Scrat is going.

Violet Parr: Everyone follow that squirrel!

[The Irelanders follow Scrat as the two glaciers crash into each other. Scrat slide on his acorn to the exit where everyone gets out safely but Scrat finds himself being squished until he eventually pops out. He falls and lands on the ground with a thud. The Irelanders sigh with relief]

Fluttershy: That was a close one.

Ashima: Even closer than when Thomas nearly fell off the docks.

Hiro: Yeah, we have experienced many close calls.

Shi La Won: And as for this cold weather, don't like it one bit.

Aviva Corcovado: Don't worry, Shi La.

Yong Bao: We have a lot of cold weather back in China but that doesn't bother me.

Shi La Won: I know that. I'm from there as well.

Yong Bao: Really?

Shi La: Yes, I am.

Yong Bao: Oh yeah. Of course. You told me.

Chris Kratt: Huh, well, that was kinda nuts.

[Everyone laughs at Chris' joke]

Chris Kratt: What?

Connor Lacey: You made a nut joke.

Chris Kratt: Really?

Fluttershy: Yes.

[Chris look at Scrat and his acorn]

Chris Kratt: Because of Scrat's acorn?

Bunga: Yes, of course.

Chris Kratt: I get it now. Hopefully Martin and I don't get turn into acorns like previous times.

Martin Kratt: Otherwise, Scrat will be completely obsessed with us.

Marco Polo: Not wrong there.

[Scrat stands to head off but gets stepped on by a much larger animal and the title appears: The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Ice Age]

Irelanders: Oooh.

[Scrat gets stepped on time and time again before getting stuck to an animal's foot and the Irelanders look to see a line of prehistoric animals heading south]

Irelanders: Whoa!

Chris Kratt: A group of prehistoric animals of different species!

Martin Kratt: Whoa. Just think of all the new creature powers we could gain from these guys!

Aviva Corcovado: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cool your jets, guys. I think these guys are trying to escape the cold weather.

Rebecca: You're right. South is the direction they're going in.

Luigi Bellini: Why do they do that?

Koki: Well, It's the ice age and most animals head south to find warmer weather.

Sunset Shimmer: Koki's right. They can't survive in that weather.

Discord: And this is the same frost that wiped out the dinosaurs.

Connor Lacey: Actually Discord, a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs.

Discord: Oh, is that so?

[Connor nods]

Discord: Must have misheard that.

Skiff: We'd better follow them.

Spencer: Good idea. You got a duke's engine to protect you like from monsters.

James Jones: Monsters?

Fireman Sam: Spencer's just joking, James.

Flying Scotsman: I seem to heard about the time you told the engines about the Abominable Snowman that you claimed to have rescued the Duke of Boxford from.

Spencer: Yes I did, cousin.

Flying Scotsman: But Connor, Henry and their friends told me that you got scared by the Fat Controller covered in snow and you thought he was the Abominable Snowman.

[Spencer blushed then looks down in embarrassment]

Rainbow Dash: Come on, guys.

Max: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Monty: Let's race to the valley!

[They race off]

Sci-Twi: Guys, it's not a race!

Connor Lacey: She's right. This is no time for mucking about.

Jack: I don't think they heard that, Connor.

Oliver: They'II always be like that.

Alfie: We better catch up to them.

[They set off]

[The animals continue on]

Animal 1: Why don't they call it the big chill? Or the Nippy Era? I'm just saying how do we know it's an Ice Age?

Animal 2: Because...... of all....... the ice!

[He heads]

Animal 1: Well, things just got a little chillier.

[Some baby animals are playing Extinction in a tar pit]

Babies: Help! Help!

Trunked pig father: Come on, kids! Let's go! The traffic's moving!

Trunk girl: But, but, but.... Dad.

[she slips]

Trunk father: No buts! You can play Extinction later. [heads off]

Trunk girl: Oh, OK. Come on, guys.

[They follow their father]

Female turtle: So, where's Eddie?

Another female turtle: Uh, he said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.

Female turtle: Really?

[Eddie is seen running to the edge of a ledge and jumps]

Eddie: I'm flying!

[He falls]

Female turtle: Some breakthrough.

[The Irelanders walk on]

Ace: Whoa. Who knew that South was a long way away.

Bill: You're tell us.

Ben: Hey, look!

[Everyone sees a woolly mammoth named Manny marching through the crowd, heading north]

Animals: Look out! You're going the wrong way!

Anteater: Crazy mammoth!

Chris Kratt: Hey, a woolly mammoth!

Martin Kratt: Whoa!

Connor Lacey: But he's heading north!

Mike: I wonder why.

Chris Kratt: Are you thinking I'm thinking?

Martin Kratt: I'm thinking what you're thinking.

Chris Kratt: I think we're thinking the same thing.

Applejack: What are you thinkin?

Martin Kratt: We're thought we decided on....

Kratt Bros: Woolly Mammoth Powers!

Mage Meadowbrook: Really?

Chris Kratt: Yep.

Martin Kratt: There are a lot of different species heading south to make powers but mammoths can do go first.

Connor Lacey: Okay.

Aviva Corcovado: Let's do it.

Koki: At least they finally made up their minds.

Bert: You got that right.

[Martin smiles]

[Manny walks on]

Trunk father: Hey! Do the world a favor! Move your issues off the road!

Manny: If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal!

Trunk father: Give me a break. We've been waddling all day.

[Manny look at his family]

Manny: Go ahead! Follow the crowd! It'll be quieter when you're gone!

[He moves on]

Trunk father: Come on! If he wants to freeze to death, let him.

[The Irelanders see this]

Jimmy Z: Whoa did you see that?

Twilight Sparkle: Standing up to such a small animal.

Chris Kratt: Yeah.

Rex: And a bit grumpy like Mike.

Mike Flood: Me?

Rex: We're talking about the engine you!

Mike: Hey! You always tease me a lot. Don't compare that mammoth to me!

[Mike's safety valve blew off from the steam pressure]

Mike: Oh!

Connor Lacey: Ugh, Mike, every time you overheat that happens.

Mike: It's not my fault Rex makes me cross by teasing me.

[Aviva repairs it]

Ace: Come on, guys!

[Then Luke saw something up in a tree]

Luke: Wait, is that a...?

[They look up and see a green ground sloth named Sid sleeping in a tree]

Martin Kratt: Hey, check it out! A ground sloth!

Chris Kratt: The only sloth that goes on the ground!

Jimmy Z: Whoa.

Paxton: Cool!

Connor Lacey: Fascinating.

Bradford: [sniffs] Ugh! But he smells awful.

Fuli: Oh, come on, Bradford. Don't judge a book by its cover.

Bunga: Yeah, come on, lighten up.

Ono: You are smelly as well, Bunga, like that sloth.

Bunga: I know but I don't mind.

Marco Polo: [to Sid] Hey, you, up there! Wake up!

[Sid almost falls off his branch and wakes up]

Sid: Ahh! I'm up! I'm up! Hey, rise and shine, everybody!

[He notices there's no one there]

Sid: Huh? Zach? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody? Come on, guys. We're gonna miss the mi... the mi... ...gration.

[There's complete silence]

Sid: They left without me. They do this every year.

[The Irelanders stare at him]

Sid: Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

[A turtle stops, stares and then carries on]

Sid: Alright, fine, I'll just go by myself. [steps in turtle poo] Oh. Sick. [to the turtle] Hey, wide body, curb it next time! Oh. sheesh. oh, yuck. oh.

Twilight Sparkle: Uh, don't you think we should follow him?

Connor Lacey: Okay, come on, guys. We're following the sloth.

[The Irelanders follow Sid. Meanwhile]

Carl: I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank. Where did you ever?

Frank: Go ahead. Dig in.

[Carl sees a dandelion]

Carl: [gasps] A dandelion. I though the frost wiped em all out.

Frank: All but one.

[Sid arrives]

Sid: Oh, it makes me so... I wanna... Yuck.

[The Irelanders follow]

Sid: This has definitely not been my day. You know what I'm sayin', buddy? What a mess. You rhinos have tiny brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact. No offense. You probably didn't even know what I'm talkin' about. Yummo. A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.

[He eats it]

Hurricane: Ugh!

Koki: I think I'm gonna be sick!

Rarity: Just dreadful!

Norman Price: He's an animal. He supposed to eat that!

Flash Magnus: Yes, but still.

Chris Kratt: Those two are brontotheres, extinct ancestors of rhinos.

Martin Kratt: Yep.

Shi La: Whoa.

James Jones: Um, guys?

Frankie: What?

James Jones: Those rhinos are very angry now.

[They notice the duos angry expressions]

Connor Lacey: Uh-oh.

Frank: Carl.

Carl: Easy, Frank.

Frank: He ruined our salad.

[Sid realizes]

Sid: Oh, I'm so sorry. That was my mistake. Let me take care of this. What is this? Pinecones! Oh, they're my favourite.

[He chomps on one]

Sid: Yum! Delicious and good eating! But hey, don't let me hog them all up. Here, had some.

[The duo glare]

Sid: Bon appetite.

[He runs and so do the Irelanders]

Frank: Now?

[The heroes continue running]

Carl: Now!

[They charge at them]

Sid and Irelanders: [Scream until they run into Manny]

Manny: Hey!

[The heroes turn and see Carl and Frank coming]

Sid: Just pretend that we're not here.

Frank: I wanna hit that sloth and his friends at full speed!

Carl: That's okay, Frank! We'll have some fun with 'em!

Sid: Don't let them impale me and my friends, please! I wanna live!

Manny: Get off me! [throws Sid off]

Derek Price: Is now really the time to not be protecting us?

Jimmy Z: Yeah, we can't fend for ourselves.

Carl: Come on, you're making a scene.

Frank: We'll just take our load of piñatas and go if you don't mind.

Manny: Hey, guys! If it's not them today, it's just someone else tomorrow.

Sid: Well, we'd rather it not be today.

Connor Lacey: He's got a point.

Fireman Sam: Yeah, so come on.

Carl: Look, we're gonna break your necks so you don't feel a thing, how's that?

Fluttershy: That's not very nice.

Lizzie Sparkes: And very grizzly.

Manny: Wait a minute. I though rhinos were vegetarians.

Sid: An excellent point.

Manny: Shut up!

[The Irelanders got slient]

Carl: Who says we're gonna eat 'em after we kill 'em?

Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.

Manny: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.

Lightning McQueen: You guys better back off whilst you still can.

Aviva Corcovado: Yeah. If you two wanna stay alive you better beat it.

Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.

Sid: I'm a mammal that cares.

Luigi Bellini: Don't forget us.

Dusty Crophopper: Yeah. We care about things.

Manny: Okay, look. If either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth and these guys.

Rainbow Dash: That's right you losers. You take one step and you're dead!

[She picks up a stone and throws it but nothing happens]

Sid: You were bluffing huh?

Manny: Yeah, yeah, that was a bluff.

Irelanders: Uh-oh.

[Sid and the heroes run behind Manny]

Carl and Frank: GET EM!

[They charge]

[Manny uses his tusks hold against them as he gets pushed back]

Sid: Aarrgh! Argh!

James Jones: We're going to go over the edge!

[Manny pushes them back and throws them away]

Sid: Woo-hoo! Argh!

[They charge again but Manny defeats them by throwing them through the air]

Chris Kratt: Whoa, did you see that?

Martin Kratt: Uh-huh?

Skiff: That rhino' coming back!

[Frank charges at Sid but Manny picks him up and throws him away]

Carl: A dandelion?

[Frank lands on it]

Donald: Yes!

Douglas: That'll show ya!

Ferdinand: That's right!

Sid: Woo-hoo! We did it! We did it! We- Argh!

[They falls off the edge and they stop against a rock]

Connor Lacey: We made it! We're alive!

Penny Morris: Yes!

Berkeley Beetles: Whoo-hoo!

Marco Polo: Yay!

Chris Kratt: At least we didn't get hit by their horns just like with other rhinos.

Stephen: Yes. Especially since most of me is made of wood.

Ace: Yeah.

Pinkie Pie: That was close.

Nia: Even closer than me nearly falling off a cliff.

Yong Bao: Yes. I was there at the time.

Koki: But at least that mammoth saved our lives.

Hannah Sparkes: And Sid.

Dash Parr: Yeah.

[Sid looks at Manny]

Sid: You have beautiful eyes.

Manny: Get off my face.

[He puts Sid on the ground]

Sid: Whoa. You and me, we make a great team with these guys. Who are you by the way?

Connor Lacey: I'm Connor Lacey. And this is my team, the Irelanders.

Fireman Sam: I'm Fireman Sam.

Marco Polo: I'm Marco Polo. This is Luigi, Shi La and our pet bat, Fu Fu.

Bill: I'm Bill.

Ben: I'm Ben.

Bash: I'm Bash.

Dash: I'm Dash.

Ferdinand: And I'm Ferdinand.

Timothy: I'm Timothy.

Marion: My name is Marion.

Ace: Mate, my name's Ace.

Nia: I'm Nia.

Flying Scotsman: Scotsman. Flying Scotsman.

Mike: I'm Mike.

Rex: Call me Rex.

Bert: My name's Bert.

Duck: Montague but I'm usually called Duck because people tend to say I waddle.

Skiff: My name's Skiff.

Ryan: My name is Ryan.

Caroline: I'm Caroline.

Yong Bao: Yong Bao of China at your service.

Luke: My name is Luke.

Bradford: I'm Bradford.

Rebecca: I'm Rebecca.

Ivan: I am Ivan of Mother Russia.

Carlos: Soy Carlos!

Gina: I'm Gina.

Etienne: I am Etienne!

Raul: I'm Raul.

Max: I'm Max.

Monty: I'm Monty.

Jack: I'm Jack.

Alfie: I'm Alfie.

Oliver the Excavator: I'm Oliver the Excavator.

Merlin: I'm Merlin.

Theo: I'm Theo.

Lexi: Name's Lexi.

Frankie: I'm Frankie.

Hurricane: And my name is Hurricane. You know, like a storm.

Frieda: My name is Frieda.

Shane: I'm Shane.

Axel: Call me Axel.

Berkeley Beetles: I'm Berkeley Beetles.

Rajiv: I am Rajiv of India.

Daisy: I'm Daisy the Diesel Railcar.

Harvey: I'm Harvey. I'm a crane engine.

Spencer: I'm Spencer.

Tony: Just call me Tony, old chap.

Donald: I'm Donald.

Douglas: And I'm Douglas.

Sid: Nice to met you. You heard my name is Sid, right?

Jimmy Z: Yep.

Connor Lacey: It's good to meet you.

Sid: You too. [to Manny] Say, why don't we head south together?

Manny: Great (!) Hey, jump up on my back and relax the whole way.

Sid: Really?

Manny: No.

Twilight Sparkle: Wait, you just said he could relax on your back and now you're rejecting it?

Sid: Wait a minute. Aren't you going south? To change the seasons. Migration instincts. Any of this ringing a bell?

Manny: I guess not. Bye.

Sid: Okay. Thanks for the help. I can take it from here. Come on, guys.