All About Super Hero High/Transcript

This is a episode script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of DC Super Hero Girls: Super Hero High.

[Theme song]

Principal Amanda Waller (on video): Then, we welcome you to Super Hero High!

[Students cheering]

Principal Amanda Waller: Welcome, Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): Principal Waller. It is my honor as an Amazonian princess, to be the first of my people to attend your institute. Institute...

Bumblebee (DCSHG): (Squeals) I'm too young to be squished!

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): Oh, you have big bugs around here!

Principal Amanda Waller: This is Bumblebee, our ambassador to new students.

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): An ambassador? (Gasps) Me too! Well, eventually. It's my destiny. Oh, I should study your ways.

(Camera clicks)

Bumblebee (DCSHG): Uh, I really don't have ways. But here, a map. It'll help you make your way around campus.

Principal Amanda Waller: Take good of her, Bumblebee. Wonder Woman is a one-of-a-kind catch for Super Hero High.

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): One-of-a-kind catch? But, (chuckles) no one can catch me. I have super speed.

Bumblebee (DCSHG): It's just something people say. It means you're really special.

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): Oh.

Hal Jordan: I got it.

Bumblebee (DCSHG): Wonder Woman, Hal Jordan. Hal Jordan, Wonder Woman.

[Hal Jordan extends his hand to Wonder Woman and she sparred him out of the school]

Hal Jordan: I'm okay.

Sci-Ryan: This place is pretty easy.

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): Huh? Who are you?

Sci-Ryan: I'm Sci-Ryan.

Evil Ryan: I am Evil Ryan. Leader of the Cyberlings. I suppose your friend has a name like one of the Autobots called Bumblebee.

Bumblebee (DCSHG): That's correct.

Connor Lacey: I'm Connor Lacey and this is my team.

Ryan F-Freeman: Names Ryan F-Freeman. Prime-Prince of Friendship and second leader of the Dazzlings. So. I wonder who is Britney?

Britney: I'm Britney, and you are Ryan. You did see me when I first appeared in Beverly Hills.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh yes. With the pendant Evil me made for me, I do sense that there's something magical about this place.

Sci-Ryan: Ryan? Did you say "something magical about this place"?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes. I guess I got that from one of my three siren friends, Adagio Dazzle.

Bertram T. Monkey: I hope we can join some clubs here. Like the Dazzlings, we have been known to sing from time to time.

Evil Anna: Hello? We sing, like, all the time. It's how we get people to do what we want.

Adagio Dazzle: [Grunts]

Evil Anna: What. What did I say?

Evil Ryan: Sorry. What you MEANT to say, is that this school is so awesome, it reminds us of CHS.

Evil Anna: Oh, yeah. What he said what I meant to say. That's what I meant... to say.

Ryan F-Freeman: I think she is the best when she said it. She is a bit like the new Anna. Only more like Sonata.

Connor Lacey: Yup. And since when do you reform the Dazzlings from CHS?

Ryan F-Freeman: When I restore their pendants, I will teach them about friendship.

Connor Lacey: Oh, that explains it.

[The gang went inside Super Hero High]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. I wonder if I get something to wear.

Bumblebee: I think Harley will think of something.

Wonder Woman: Oh. Extended hand is for shaking, not an invitation for sparring.

[Cheetah whizzes round the corner and gets her tail stood on by Wonder Woman]

Cheetah: Watch where you're going, noobs.

Hawkgirl: Cheetah you know the speed limit in the hallway is 25!

Nighlock: You better listen Cheetah, or it's detention for the first week of school for you!

Bumblebee: Hawkgirl's the hall monitor and Cheetah... let's just say it's easy to get on her bad side. And Nighlock's the gym teacher.

Wonder Woman: Got it, but is her bad side right or left?

Bumblebee: That's Starfire and Miss Martian

[Miss Martian goes invisible out of shyness]

Bumblebee: She's shy.

[Bumblebee opens her locker and gives her headphones to Wonder Woman]

Bumblebee: You like music? You'll love this! I mixed it myself.

Wonder Woman: I could feel the beats in my spleen!

Bumblebee: Aw, thanks.

[Beast Boy flies in as a golden eagle]

Bumblebee: That's Beast Boy, he's a shapeshifter. Hey, Beast Boy! Show Wonder Woman your normal look.

Beast Boy: You got it double B!

[Beast Boy changes back into his normal form Wonder Woman races in to catch him as he falls]

Beast Boy: Nice catch.

Wonder Woman: One of a kind.

Bumblebee: Poison Ivy, Katana, cactus monster.

[Wonder Woman and Bumblebee watch Ivy and Katana battle the cactus monster]

[Barbara Gordon approaches]

Barbara Gordon: Hey Wonder Woman, Barbara Gordon.

[Wonder Woman quickly shakes Barbara's hand]

Barbara Gordon: Your network password.

Wonder Woman: Thanks. See you in class!

Barbara Gordon: Actually I don't go to school here, I just work in the IT department.

Bumblebee: And at last, here's your new dorm.

Wonder Woman: Excellent! I do need some quiet time to study for my first day.

[Harley Quinn eratically swings at Wonder Woman, using her trapeze]

Harley Quinn: Hi, there Wondy!

[Harley Quinn flips and jumps in front of Wonder Woman]

Bumblebee: One of your new room-mates.

Harley Quinn: Harley Quinn, nice to meet you.

[Harley Quinn shakes Wonder Woman's hand and joybuzzes her]

Harley Quinn: Ha! Meeting your new roomie can be awfully shocking!

[Wonder Woman embarrassedly takes a photo with her phone]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hello, miss Harley Quinn. Names Ryan.

Harley Quinn: Hiya, Ryan. Nice to meet ya.

Connor Lacey: Hi, Harley. You remember me and my friends?

Harley Quinn: Of course, I did. You save me, Blythe and Britney from those curse pendants at Canterlot High.

Crash Bandicoot: Pendants? What's that?

Connor Lacey: It's like the ones that the original Dazzlings wears. Only the ones that infected Britney, Blythe Baxter and Harley Quinn of this school were formed with dark energy.

Harley Quinn: I know you saved me, I'll give Ryan a hand-shake. [Extends her hand to Ryan]

Ryan F-Freeman: Cool. [grabs Harley's hand for a hand shake]

[Harley joybuzzes Ryan]

Ryan F-Freeman: WHA-HO-hahahahahaaaa!!!!

Harley Quinn: Ha! Meeting a new friend can be quite shocking! (Laughs)

Crash Bandicoot: Whoa. Watts up with Ryan?

(All laughing)

Sci-Ryan: Well. I suppose I could do with an outfit. Connor and I could look the part in this world.

Connor Lacey: Indeed.

Harley Quinn: Ok. Let me get you and Ryan dressed up for this.

[Harley Quinn takes Ryan to her dressing room and change him into his Harley Quinn outfit and Connor to his Batgirl outfit]

Harley Quinn: Lookie here, Connor. Say hello to the new improved Ryan F-Freeman!

Ryan F-Freeman: Whatcha think, Connor?

Connor Lacey: It's awesome, Ryan. Or should I say Ryanley Quinn!

Ryanley Quinn: What kind of name is that?

Connor Lacey: It's a name I came up with by combining your name and Harley Quinn's name.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks. [To Sci-Ryan] Ok. Sci-Ryan. You want to play dress up with this Yugi guy?

Sci-Ryan: Ok.

[Harley Quinn and Ryan looked at each other]

Ryan F-Freeman: [kisses his hand] Perfecto.

Sci-Ryan: Oh. Green. I like it. I think Poison Ivy would approve of this.

[The team agrees]

Crash Bandicoot: So. If Ryan find this so-called Dark Energem, will he make us adore him like the Dazzlings?

Connor Lacey: I guess so.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. While your friends go play dress-up, I need to find this special suit for Wonder Woman to wear.

[Wonder Woman takes a photo]

Sci-Ryan: That's a cool outfit. Let me put it on.

[Sci-Ryan puts on the Poison Ivy outfit]

Sci-Ryan: Tada! What do you think?

Connor Lacey: You look just like Poison Ivy, Poison Sci-Ryan.

Sci-Ryan: Thanks. So. What will my super power be?

Poison Ivy (DCSHG): Like mine.

Sci-Ryan: Cool. Let me see. [moves his hands at the plant and it grew]

Crash Bandicoot: Whoa. That was... eco-mazing.

Sci-Ryan: [laughs] Nice line. I wonder if I can be roomies with Ivy.

Connor Lacey: Maybe you should ask her.

Sci-Ryan: Ivy? I was wondering if I can be roomies with you?

Poison Ivy (DCSHG): Of course, Sci-Ryan of Crystal Prep.

Connor Lacey: Cool. What lasso will I get?

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): Your Batboy and as Batboy you don't need lasso. Unless you want your friend dress up.

[Connor Lacey looked at Crash]

Crash Bandicoot: What? Why you looking at me? I did know that the Dazzlings are Ryan's friends.

Connor Lacey: I think you

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. So. I guess I can dress up like Superman. The greatest student on Super Hero High.

Matau T. Monkey: [puts on his Batman outfit] I'm Batmonkey.