Food fight

This is how the Food fight goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 2.

[Thomas and Shining are still having a food fight]

Pinkie Pie: This doesn't look good.

Crash Bandicoot: How's Skyla doing, Cadance?

Princess Cadance: She's doing fine. It's so nice to have the family together for dinner.

[Thomas and Shining stand up and pulling at a roasted pig's legs. It then flies into the air as they let go]

Princess Cadance: [gasps] Shining!

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas!

Thomas: Twilight!

Shining Armor: Twilight!

Crash Bandicoot: Thomas!

Twilight Sparkle: Cadance!

Princess Cadance: Shining!

Pinkie Pie: Pinkie!

[The roasted pig lands in front of Pinkie and Cadance. Twilight stands up and gallops out of the room, passing the chipmunks on the way]

Alvin: Hi, Twilight.

[But Twilight ignores him]

Alvin: What? Did Ryan put me under his spell or something?

Simon: No, Alvin. It's probably because of what happened in there.

Alvin: Oh. Right.

Simon: I assure you, Alvin, is that Ryan has got a pendant to protect him from the Dazzlings' singing.

Alvin: I already know that, Simon. Maybe we should ask Fiona.

Ryan F-Freeman:[picks up Alvin] I think this is a good idea, Alvin.

Alvin: Where's Fiona? What happened with Twilight?

Ryan F-Freeman: I know where she is, Alvin. [to Mal] Come on, Mal.

Mal: Okay.

Alvin: You still got your pendant, Mal?

[Mal nods]

Princess Fiona: Oh, hey guys.

Crash Bandicoot: Hi, Ryan, Alvin and Mal.

Ryan F-Freeman: Fiona, Shining and Thomas have problems trusting each other and now they've made Twilight upset.

Princess Fiona: Oh. She's just going through the problems I went through.

Alvin: Yeah. I hope she'll calm down.

[Meanwhile, Twilight goes into the bedroom]

Twilight Sparkle: I thought this was supposed to be a family reunion. Not some food fight. Why can't it be like the good old days? [she goes onto the balcony and lets a tear roll down her face. Suddenly, bubbles appear and she notices] Are those bubbles?

[Twilight looks up]

[The Fairy Godmother (Shrek) appears in a bubble]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Your qualities a call to me~

So here comes my sweet remedy~

I know what every princess needs~

For her to live life happily~

[She pops the bubble and is surprised by Twilight's appearance]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you. You're, um... grown up.

Twilight Sparkle: Hi. I'm Twilight. Who are you?

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh, sweet-pee, I'm your Fairy Godmother.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! I have a fairy godmother.

[She shushes Twilight]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Now don't worry. I'm here to make it all better. With... just... a...

[sings] Wave of my magic wand~

Your troubles will soon be gone~

With a flick of a wrist, in just a flash~

You'll have a prince and a ton of cash~

A nice fine dress made by mice, no less~

It's a crystal dress, pumps and normal stress~

Worries will vanish, your soul will dance~

Combined with your very own furniture friends~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek) and furniture: We'll help you set a new fashioned life~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great~

Furniture: The kind of gal the prince would take~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): They'll write your name on the bathroom wall~

Mirror: Even I feel that I could give you a call~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): A lovely carriage to ride in style~

Sexy man, my showman Kyle~

All your worries will soon decay~

Frowny smiles will fade away~

And olicahey! Have a cute puppy day~

Puppy: [barks]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Heal and toc here and there~

Till you have the perfect prince with the perfect hair~

Plus, special eye shadow flush~

To get that prince with a sexy tush~

[Fairy Gomother (Shrek) sings faster]

Twilight Sparkle: STOP!!

[The song stops]

Twilight Sparkle: Look. Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother. But I really don't need all this.

[the funiture gasp]

Thomas: Twilight? Twilight?

[They come in]

Ryan F-Freeman: Did I hear singing?

[The funiture, FGM, and Twilight look at them]

Pinkie Pie: Ooh. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.

Mal: I heard sing and it's not Ryan.

Twilight Sparkle: Fairy Godmother, furniture, I'd like you to meet my husband, Thomas.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Your husband?! What? What did you say? When did this happen?

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas is the one who rescued me.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): But that can't be right.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, miss. I'm Ryan. The second leader of the Dazzlings.

Thomas: Oh, great. More relatives.

Twilight Sparkle: She's just trying to help.

Thomas: Good. She can help us pack. Get your coat dear, we're leaving.

Twilight Sparkle: What?!

Pinkie Pie: Leaving? I don't wanna leave.

Twilight Sparkle: When did you decide this?

Thomas: Shortly after arriving.

Mal: Looks like Ryan is chatting to someone.

Ryan F-Freeman: It's been an honour to meet you, Fairy Godmother.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): It's nice to meet you too, Ryan. [looks at Ryan's pendant] That's pretty. Where did you get it? [reaches for it]

[Ryan grabs her wrist]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Ow! What was that for?

Ryan F-Freeman: Oops.[lets go of her wrist] Sorry. This pendant means an awful lot to me. I'd just hate for anything to happen to it.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh. I see.

Ryan F-Freeman: Do you like my pendant? The gem is blue.

[She nods]

Twilight Sparkle: Look I'm sorry.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): No, no, no, that's alright. I need to go anyway. But remember, dear, if you should ever need me, happiness is just a tear drop away. [produces a card]

Ryan F-Freeman: [grabs the card] Thank you. [puts it in his pocket] That will help me contact you.

Thomas: I appreciate it, Ryan. But we've got all the happiness we need. Happy, happy, happy.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know. [To the Fairy Godmother] I'll see you later.[kisses her]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): See you later too, young one. [leaves the room] Let's go, Kyle.

[Kyle cracks the whip and the coach flies off]

Mal: Wow, Ryan. You sure have a way with woman.

Twilight Sparkle: Very nice, Thomas.

Thomas: What? I told you coming here was a bad idea.

Mal: Ryan. How did you get that pendant?

Ryan F-Freeman: Evil me made it for me. It means an awful lot to me. I'd just hate for anything to happen to it.

Mal: Same thing for mine.

Twilight Sparkle: You could've at least tried to get along with my brother.

Ryan F-Freeman: She's right, Thomas. Take it from Shrek.

Thomas: You know, somehow, I didn't think I was going to get his dad's blessing even if I did want it.

Mal: Ryan meant to say that you and Shining should get along.

Twilight Sparkle: Mal. Please. Shrek 2 plotline. Well, do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted?

Thomas: Sure. Do you want me to pack for you?

Ryan F-Freeman: No.[hears barking] Will you shut up?

Twilight Sparkle: You're unbelievable. You're behaving like...

Thomas: C'mon. Say it.

Twilight Sparkle: Like Shrek!!

Thomas: Well, here's a newsflash for you. Whether your brother and sister-in-law like it or not, I have to behave like Shrek.

Ryan F-Freeman:[covering his ears] I can't take it anymore!

[Thomas whistles at the barking dog scaring it]

Ryan F-Freeman: [sighs] That's better.

Mal: Ryan. Are you ok?

Ryan F-Freeman: Now, Mal. Yes.

Thomas: And guess what, Princess. That's not about to change.

Mal: Ooh. That sound made my ears ring.

Twilight Sparkle: Fiona made changes for Shrek, Thomas, and I've made changes for you. Think about that. [closes the door behind her]

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice going, Thomas.[mimics Thomas] I behave like Shrek. TOOOOOT!!

[Outside, Twilight finds Simon]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Simon. Wasn't expecting to see you here.

Simon: Well, I was just walking and I heard you and Thomas talking.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Okay.

[In the room Thomas listens]

Twilight Sparkle: [crying]

[Simon pats her leg]

Simon: What's the matter, Twilight?

[In the room, Thomas sighs. Alvin comes in]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hello, Alvin.[picks up Alvin] What brings you here? The Dazzlings put you under their spell?

Alvin: No. I'm just here to talk to Thomas. [to Thomas] Thomas. What you said to Twilight was mean.

Mal: Tell us, Thomas.

Thomas: Tell you what? I said whatever I had to say alright?

Ryan F-Freeman: If the Dazzlings can help you make Twilight feel better.

Alvin: Fiona made changes for Shrek, Thomas, Twilight made changes for you. [leaves]

[Ryan follows Alvin. Meanwhile, Shining stands on the balcony above]

Shining Armor: I knew this would happen.

Skyla: What's happened, daddy?

Shining Armor: Nothing, Skyla.

Crash Bandicoot: I'll play with you somewhere, Skyla.

Skyla: Yay!

Shining Armor: Thanks, Crash. You have such a way with kids.

Princess Cadance: Shining, you should know. You started it.

Shining Armor: I can hardly believe that, Cadance. I mean, really. He's the tank engine not me.

Princess Cadance: I know, Thomas didn't do all of this. But you're taking this a little too personally. This is Twilight's choice.

Shining Armor: Yes. But she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her. I mean, you expect me to give my blessing to this... this thing?

Princess Cadance: Twilight does and she'll never forgive you if you don't. I don't want to lose my sister-in-law again, Shining.

[Shining sighs]

Princess Cadance: Oh, you act as if love is totally predictable. Don't you remember when we were young and we used to hang out in the park. Lots of foals around us.

Shining Armor: Our first kiss. It's not the same! I don't think you realize that my sister has married a train!

Princess Cadance: Oh, Shining. You're acting like Fiona's dad.

Shining Armor: Fine. Fine. Pretend there's nothing wrong. La, di, dah, di, dah, di, dah. How could things get any worse?

[The Fairy coach appears behind him]

Shining Armor: I hope a clone of Ryan isn't in there.

The Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Hello, Shining.

Evil Ryan: Surprise, Shining Armor.

[Shining jumps]

Princess Cadance: What happened?

Shining Armor: I thought I'd go outside for a bit.

[He shuts the door]

Evil Ryan: Get in, Shining. We want to talk.

Shining Armor: Who are you and how did you know me?

Evil Ryan: Evil Ryan. And FGM told me.

Evil Anna: She found us after my friends' dad Lord Farquaad died.

Shining Armor: Lord Farquaad?

[Evil Ryan nods and beckons for him to get in]

Shining Armor: Why? Because you're a siren?

Evil Ryan: Yes. Now, get in.

Bertram T. Monkey: Ok, Shining. You can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Shining Armor: I know, Bertram. But I'm just off to bed. [yawns] Already taken my pills. They kinda make me a bit tired so how about... [sees a guard pony beside him] We make this a quick one, okay?

[He's pushed in]

Evil Anna: Ok, Shining.

Shining Armor: Hi. Who are you and what band are you in?

Evil Anna: I'm Evil Anna. I'm one of the Cyberlings.

FGM (Shrek): Anyways, [clears throat] you remember an old friend. Flash Sentry.

[He looks at Flash]

Shining Armor: Flash? Oh. Is that you?

Flash Sentry: Yes, Shining.

Shining Armor: My gosh. It's been years. [stammering] When did you get back?

Flash Sentry: About 5 minutes ago. After I endured blistering winds, scorching desserts, I climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower..

Evil Ryan: Flash. Please. Let me handle this. [yelling] He endures blistering winds and scorching desserts! He climbs to the highest room of the tallest tower![coughs] And what did he find? A Toon/Animatronic crocodile telling Flash that Twilight Sparkle is married already.

Shining Armor: Yes, Evil Ryan. Why did you cough? But maybe Twilight has a choice. And it wasn't my fault. Flash didn't get there in time.

Evil Ryan: STOP THE CAR!!

Evil Anna: Why do you shout? My ears.

[The coach stops]

Bertram T. Monkey: Shining?

Shining Armor: What?

FGM (Shrek): You've force Evil Ryan to do something I really don't want to do.

Shining Armor: Where are we?

Woman: Well, hi there. Welcome to Fraia's Fat Boy. Can I take your order?

Evil Ryan: Her diet is ruined! And so is mine.[coughs] I hope you're happy, Twilight's brother. Okay. [starts stating what each of them want including Flash Sentry]

[The coach soon flies into the air again]

Evil Ryan: You and the Fairy Godmother made a deal, if Flash be with Twilight, you will have Thomas out of the picture.

Shining Armor: I'll try my best.

Evil Ryan: So, Twilight and Flash will be together?

Shining Armor: Yes.

Evil Ryan: It's ok. Not it's for your sister.[sips his drink] But for Equestria.

[They arrive back at the castle]

Shining Armor: But what am I supposed to do about it?

FGM (Shrek): Use your imagination.

Evil Ryan: I suggest you go to the Poison Apple, Shining.

[Shining nods and the coach door shuts and it jets off into the sky]

[Later, Shining goes to the Posion Apple and knocks on the door]

Shining Armor: Hello?

[The door is opened by Nightmare Moon]

Nightmare Moon: Come in.

[Shining does. Darth Maul sings the song "Little Drop of Poison" while Captain Hook (Shrek) plays the piano]

Darth Maul: I like my town~

With a little drop of poison~

Nobody knows~

[Shining walks up to a bar where Kylo Ren is sad about his loss of Mal]

Shining Armor: What's the matter?

[Kylo Ren looks at Shinning]

Shining Armor: Uh... never mind. [clears his throat] Excuse me.

Frog woman: Do I know you?

Shining Armor: Uh... no. You must be mistaking me for someone else. Excuse me. I'm looking for Queen Chrysalis of the Changelings?

[the Changeling Queen turns]

Shining Armor: Ah, there you are. I have someone that needs taken care of.

Queen Chrysalis: Who is the guy?

Shining Armor: He's not a guy. He's a friend of Ryan F-Freeman, a Train-Prime.

[Everyone gasps and stops what they're doing]

Queen Chrysalis: Hey, let me tell you something. There are only three bots who can handle a fella like that and frankly, they don't like to be disturbed.

Shining Armor: Where could I find them?

[Shining opens a door into a room]

Shining Armor: Hello? Anyone there?

[a pair of blue optics appear from the shadows]

Bot in the Shadows: Who disturbs our rest and enter our room?

Shining Armor: Sorry. I hope I'm not interrupting but I've heard that you three are the ones to talk to about a Train-Prime problem.

Bot in the Shadows: You are right. But for this, we charge you for a price.

Shining Armor: Would you accept this? [tosses a bag of coins onto the bed]

[The bot deploys two Mini-Cons from his wrists and one uses a sword-like stick to cut the bag open]

Mini-Con in the shadows: [chuckles] You made a great deal, Shining Armor. But tell us where we can find this friend of the techno-organic?

[Back at the castle, Thomas, Ryan and the others are asleep]

Ryan F-Freema:[snores] Now I'm under your spell, Adagio...

[Thomas turns on his side]

Ryan F-Freeman:[wakes up] What's wrong, Thomas?

Thomas: Nothing, Ryan. Just that I can't stop thinking about home.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. I hope we can find something to clear your mind off of it.[picks up a princess toy]

Princess doll: Dear knight, I prey that you take this favour as a token of my graditude.

[Ryan puts the toy back and walks to a little box and he opens it but closes it shut when he hears music playing. He and Thomas look to see Twilight's woken up but she hasn't. Ryan opens it and pulls a book out and gives it to Thomas]

Ryan F-Freeman: Here. Maybe this will help. [yawns] Good night, Thomas.

Thomas: Good night, Ryan. See you in the morning.

[He opens the book and starts reading]

Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] Dear diary, Princess Cadance is having a slumber party tommorrow but my brother says I can't go. He never lets me out after sunset. My brother says I'm going away for a while. Must be like some finishing school or something. My sister-in-law says when I'm old enough, my brave Flash Sentry will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family. And they all live happily ever after. Miss Twilight Sentry Sparkle (echoing).

[knocking on the door and Ryan wakes up]

Thomas: Ryan? Can you get that?

[Ryan nods and goes to the door and opens it to Shining Armor]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, Shining Armor.

Shining Armor: Hello, Ryan. Sorry, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Ryan F-Freeman: It's ok. I was sleeping and my Train-Prime friend here was reading a... a weird book.

Shining Armor: Oh. I was wondering if you two could let me apologize for being rude earlier.

Ryan F-Freeman: Apology accepted.

Shining Armor: I don't know what came over me. Do you think it's best we pretend it never happened and start over?

Ryan F-Freeman: OK.

Thomas: Shining, look. We both acted like Shrek. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yup. I'm a kind techno-organic, Shining.

Shining Armor: Wow! And that's why I decided to invite you two to a hunt for a little brother time.

Ryan F-Freeman: What are we hunting? Changelings? Daleks?

Shining Armor: Not sure yet. But you'll figure it out eventually. Also, I know that it would mean the world to my sister.

Ryan F-Freeman:[in mind, in Sunset's voice] I was wondering if he is giving me his trust. I know it's for my friend Twilight and for Equestria. Cody and I are Princess Celestia's students and we can trust him.

[Ryan looks at Twilight and his friends and back to Shining and sighs]

Shining Armor: Let's us say 7:30AM.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. Is Equestria your homeworld, Shining armor?

[He nods. The next morning]

Crash Bandicoot: Face the fact, Pinkie. We are lost!

Pinkie Pie: We can't be lost. We followed Shining's instructions exactly. What did he say? Head to the deepest, darkest part of the woods.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yup. Mal? You think the Dazzlings are with us?

Mal: Nah. They're back at the castle practicing their singing.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. I hope we can contact them with our pendants.

Pinkie Pie: Past those sinister trees with those scary looking branches.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know. Mal. Maybe we shall practice on our singing.

Thomas: [sighs]

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, and there's that bush that's shaped like Sherly Basing.

Ryan F-Freeman:[in royal Canterlot voice] BUT WE'VE PASSED THAT BUSH A LOT OF TIMES ALREADY!!!

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Thomas was the one who said he didn't want to stop and get directions.

Mal: What was that, Ryan?

Thomas: Great. My one chance to make things up to Twilight's brother and I end up getting lost in the forest with you!

Ryan F-Freeman: Us too. At least I hope we can fight a power crazed girl.[to Sunset] No offence, Sunset.

[Sunset whispers "None taken."]

Pinkie Pie: Hey! You don't have to get all huffy with me.

Crash Bandicoot: I know, Pinkie. I know.

[Ryan gets hit by magic and transforms]

Mal: I'll save you![dives into Ryan's body]

[Ryan stops transforming when Sci-Twi steps out]

Ryan F-Freeman:[in Mal's voice] Thank you.

[Mal jumps out of Ryan's body]

Sci-Twi: Sorry. I didn't see you there.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow, Sci-Twi. Maybe Mal can control my body in some situations.

Sci-Twi: Maybe. I was practicing my magic as Midnight Sparkle but I hit you and I'm sorry.

Ryan F-Freeman: It's ok. And going by my experiences. I'll forgive you.

[Sci-Twi smiles]

Thomas: I just need to make things work with Shining Armor.

Mystery voice: I hope it works, Thomas.

Thomas: Who said that?

Sci-Ryan: I did. I saw Twilight.

[They continue on their way and Thomas is aware of a revving noise]

Sci-Ryan: Well, Sunset Shimmer. You seem to be happy.

Thomas: Well, well, well, Pinkie. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there. But the revving.

Sci-Ryan: Does Sunset need a hug?[coos and hugs Sunset]

Pinkie Pie: What are you talking about? I'm not revving.

Crash Bandicoot: What's next? Sci-Ryan gives you a hug?

Pinkie Pie: Crash, ponies don't rev. What do you I am? Some kind of...

[An orange Autobot lands in front of them]

Mal: Who's that?!

Orange Autobot: That information is need-to-know.

Mal: I'll fight them.[dives into Ryan's body]

[The Autobot deploys two Mini-Cons]

Ryan F-Freeman:[in Mal's voice] What the?

Sci-Ryan: I'll help you, Mal.[uses his amulet on Ryan, Sci-Twi and himself]

[The Mini-Cons attack Thomas]

Crash Bandicoot: Oh no you don't![uses a freeze spell on the Mini-Con] Freeze!

First Mini-Con: I can't move! Take care of the tank engine, brother.

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: I got you!

[The other Mini-Con continues his attack as Midnight tries to blast him]

Daydream Ryan: Try harder.

Midnight Sparkle: This one's very slippery.

Daydream Ryan: I'll kick that bot!

[Daydream Ryan kicks Thomas in the crauch instead of the second Mini-Con]

[The Mini-Con frozen unfreezes himself and joins the other Mini-Con]

Daydream Ryan: Did I miss, Thomas?

Thomas: No. You got them.

[Midnight lifts the Autobot in the air]

[The two Mini-Cons jump up in the air and bonks Midnight on the head and the Autobot falls to the ground]

Autobot: Now, heroes. Pray for mercy from.... [carves a D, J and S into a tree] Drift! Jetstorm and Slipstream!

Daydream Ryan: C'mon, Twilight. Let's get those bots!!!

[But Drift starts coughing]

Midnight Sparkle: Uh, Ryan? Is Drift meant to do that?

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Uh. I don't know, Midnight.[kisses Midnight]

[Daydream Ryan just stares at Drift]

Drift: One second. There.

Dark Ryan F-Freeman:[in Mal's voice] Now!

Crash Bandicoot: Ok, Mal!

[Thomas pounces on Drift]

Crash Bandicoot: I have you now!

[In Ryan's mind]

Ryan F-Freeman: Great. You did a nice job controlling my body, Mal.

Mal: Thanks.

[In reality]

Thomas: What do you think we should do with him?

Matau T. Monkey: I suggest that we take that sword and doom him right now.

Dark Ryan F-Freeman:[in Mal's voice] No, Matau. We should spare his life.

[Matau nods]

Thomas: Ok, Mal. I will spare him.

[In Ryan's mind]

Ryan F-Freeman: That's nice of you, Mal. You speared the bot's life.

Mal: I know.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yup. I know that you and I are going to be best friends.

[Mal hugs Ryan and he smiles]

Mal: Looks like you and I are friends. Nice pendant you got, Ryan.

[Ryan smiles. In reality]

Thomas: Who sent you here?

Dark Ryan F-Freeman:[in Mal's voice] Yeah. You better tell us or I will do to you what I did to Mike.[his hand glows purple]

Drift: Okay. I was a Decpticon but I change sides to the Autobots. Jetstorm is good when he fights the Daleks. The unicorn offer us a much of profits for a Train-Prime.

Dark Ryan F-Freeman: Wait a minuet. Twilight's brother paid you three to do this?

[Drift nods. In Ryan's mind]

Ryan F-Freeman: Shining Armor paid Drift and his students?!

Mal: Yes. I knew that brother of her's was up to something.

Ryan F-Freeman: You might be right, Mal. What is this place we are in?

Mal: The woods.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yup. And looks like we're in my sub-conscious.

Mal: You still got that card with you?

[Ryan nods]

Ryan F-Freeman: I have to return to getting control of my body.

[Mal hugs Ryan]

Mal: See ya.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Mal. See you when you're in my body again.

[Mal opens a door and goes in closing it behind him]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow! Mal does have a reputation in Total Drama: All Stars.

[In Reality]

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan?

[Dark Ryan's eyes turn into Ryan's]

Ryan F-Freeman: Yep.

Daydream Ryan: Is Mal ok in your body, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yep.

Mal: Yes. I told Matau to spare Drift's life.

[Ryan pulls out a card]

Ryan F-Freeman: Happiness.[flips it] Just a tear drop away.[to Sunset] Sunset Shimmer. I want you to think of the saddest thing that has ever happened to you.

[Matau listens]

Sunset Shimmer: Well, Ryan. I remembered when I stole Twilight's crown then Cody and I turn into a demon and a she-demon so both he and I can rule Equestria. Then I remembered the Dazzlings started a battle of the Bands and Cody saw you falling under their spell. Your eyes were glowing green because you're not immune like me and my human friends. Adagio wants you to do her bidding and tries to put the forth pendant on you so that you can join the Dazzlings.

Thomas: Yes. Yes. We all know that now, Sunset. Ryan needs you to cry.

Sunset Shimmer: Forget it, Thomas. I want to have Tino under Ryan's and the Dazzlings' spell.

Matau T. Monkey: I think this is a good idea.[punches Sunset]

[Sunset growls and punches Matau back]

Matau T. Monkey: OOW!!!! That hurt.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh my gosh. I remembered Sunset before she was reformed.

Mal: Oh no! Matau got hurt by Sunset. Poor Matau.

Crash Bandicoot: The real Sunset Shimmer is back!!!

Sunset Shimmer: You little bandicoot. It wasn't like that.

[Sunset cries because of Ryan, Mal and Crash brought her past up and a tear falls onto the card Ryan is holding]

Matau T. Monkey: Nice catch. Sunset. I couldn't never run. I kinda like that idea you said about Tino falling under my master's and the Dazzlings' spell. I wonder if Master Ryan can get him to do his bidding.

[Sunset smiles and a bubble appears]

FGM (Shrek): What? Is it on? Is it on? [checks the mic] This is Fairy Godmother. I'm not here because I'm on a meeting or with a client. But, if you come to my office, we'd be glad to make you a personal appointment. Have a happily ever after.

[The bubble bursts]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. Sparkles. Wait. Where's Mike, Mal?

Mal: Back at the castle.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. You know what you said. "With friends like these".

Mal: Who needs enemies?

Crash Bandicoot: Nice one, Mal. I'll let you compete in the Friendship Games.

Mal: Alright.

Thomas: Anyways, are you guys up for a little quest?

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Thomas. I remembered the co-ordinates for the Fairy Godmother's cottage.

Buck the Wiesel and Buck the Wiesel (EG): Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa. Whoa!

Thomas: What do you mean "whoa"?

Buck the Wiesel (EG): We are coming too, Thomas. What is Mal going to do with Ryan's body when you run into the Changeling Queen and the Beast?

[Mal and Thomas gasps]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Her name is Chrysalis and he called him....

Both Bucks: Rudy.

Mal: Oh. Good. Great. I was worried that there's someone else like "Lord Vortech" or "Tim".

Buck the Wiesel: Well, we couldn't choose any worser name.

Cody Fairbrother: Wait. You know what happened to you at the Fall Formal, Buck?

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Aye.

Thomas: As in, an eye?

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Aye, aye. It all started back at CHS on the day of the Fall Formal.

[Flashback]

Ryan F-Freeman: To you, Buck![throws Twilight's crown to Buck (EG)]

[Buck (EG) saw Snips and Snails coming then throws Twilight's crown to Twilight but Cody catches it]

Cody Fairbrother: Thank you very much.

Crash Bandicoot: BUCK!!

Buck the Wiesel (EG): What? Cody's open.

Ryan F-Freeman: Cody. Give the crown to Twilight. Please?

Crash Bandicoot: Twilight needs it, Cody.

Cody Fairbrother: Sorry. But Sunset needs it more than she does.

Buck the Wiesel (EG): [in Horton's voice] You're making a mistake.

Garfield (EG): Cody! Are you crazy!?

Matau T. Monkey: You don't even know what it will do!

[Cody thinks but still gives the crown to Sunset]

Sunset Shimmer: Thanks, Cody.[chuckles evilly] At last.

Ryan F-Freeman and Bumblebee: No, Cody, no!!!

[Spike growls]

Sunset Shimmer: More power than you and I can ever imagine.

Cody Fairbrother: Yes. Tino will like me hating Kamen Guts.[holds onto Sunset]

[Sunset puts Twilight's crown on her head and then dark magic starts to fill Sunset and Cody as they float up in the air]

Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa!

Sir Daniel Fortesque (EG): What's going to happen to Cody, Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: I... Don't... Know.

Evil Ryan: Please don't be the First Order. Please don't be the First Order. Please don't be the First Order.

[Bertram holds a sign that says "It's Not!"]

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. Good.

Matau T. Monkey: Well, then, Master Ryan. We'll find out.

[Cody and Sunset are transformed into a demon and a she-demon]

Cody Fairbrother: [laughs] So much power! I feel this is where I belong as emperor of the world of the Equestria Girls universe and Equestria!!!

Sunset Shimmer:[evil laughter]

Ryan F-Freeman: [screams]

[the rest of Ryan's and Twilight's friends gasp]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Whoa! Cody!?

[Cody just hisses at Buck (EG) and claws at his right eye, sending him flying]

Rigby (EG): Buck!

Sir Daniel Fortesque (EG): Oh, dear!

Garfield (EG): Are you ok? Sunset has created some kind of.... Rudy replica.

Buck the Wiesel (EG): [groans