User blog:KingdomHearts123X789/Journey to Hamunaptra



(Next morning in the village)

(Woman shout in Arabic, slapping at Warden)

Jonathan: I only want four! Four! I only want four, not a whole bloody herd! O'Connell! Ohh! Can you believe the cheek?

Rick: Just pay the man.

Jonathan: Oh, for heaven's sake. Can't believe the price of these fleabags. Yes, happy. Very good.

Rick: You probably could've got 'em for free. All we had to do was give him your sister.

Jonathan: Yes. Awfully tempting, wasn't it?

(Evelyn comes out in her beautiful Arabic dress)

Rick: Awfully.

Mr. Peabody: You look beautiful.

Yogi: We all set. We bought the camels.

Pooh: Yeah, and we got Eeyore and the wagon.

Rabbit: Well, let's go. We will head for Hamunaptra.

(One hour later, they travel into the desert)

Jonathan: Never did like camels. Filthy buggers. They smell, they bite, they spit. (Warden spits) Disgusting.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[856,889,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Evelyn: I think they're adorable.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[891,906,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Cindy: So do I.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[908,932,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Warden sings in Arabic)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[934,989,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Warden: (sings) Oh, baby. (continues singing in Arabic)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[991,1071,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Rick, Evelyn, Jonathan, Warden and Pooh and friends travel few days and nights)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1073,1121,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(That night, the Magis watch over the travelers)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1123,1146,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Evelyn sleeps moaning)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1148,1170,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Warden snores loudly)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1172,1249,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Jonathan slaps him with his whip and Warden mutters in Arabic, still asleep)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1251,1287,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Rick turns to look at the distance)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1289,1338,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Ardeth Bay: (speaking Arabic) This one is strong.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1340,1394,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(At dawn the men and travelers come toward each other)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1396,1427,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Beni: Good morning, my friend.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1429,1457,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(They stop here on the spot)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1459,1489,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Dave: What the hell we doin'?

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1491,1533,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Beni: Patience, my good barat'm. Patience.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1535,1607,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Man: Remember our bet, O'Connell. First one to the city, 500 cash bucks.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1609,1677,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Dave: A hundred of them bucks is yours if you help us win that bet.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1679,1725,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Beni: Oh, my pleasure. Hey, boys. Nice camels.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1727,1751,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Boo Boo: Why, thank you.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1753,1776,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Rick: Get ready for it.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1778,1792,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">All: For what?

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1794,1832,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Rick: We're about to be shown the way.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1834,1872,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(The sun rises and Hamunaptra appears)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1874,1900,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Man: Will ya look at that.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1902,1927,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Dave: Can you believe it?

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1929,1947,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Burns: Hamunaptra.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1949,1972,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Rick: Here we go again.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1974,1996,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Morning turns to day)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[1998,2009,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Beni: Hyah!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2011,2022,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Rick: Hyah!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2024,2052,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Evelyn: Teek-teek-teek-teek!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2054,2094,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Yogi: Quick, gang. We run to Hamunaptra!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2096,2113,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Rick: Hyah! Hyah!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2115,2134,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(All shout running)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2136,2174,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(They run in the desert to Hamunaptra)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2176,2196,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Beni: Eee! Eee! Eee!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2198,2221,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Rick: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2223,2262,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Beni slaps at Rick and Rick grabs him)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2264,2311,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Rick: So long, Beni! (throws him to the ground)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2313,2343,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Evelyn: That serves you right.

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2345,2361,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(They still run)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2363,2425,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Evelyn: Teek-teek-teek-teek! Hut-hut-hut! Teek-teek-teek-teek!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2427,2463,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">(Rick and Evelyn look at each other)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2465,2527,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Evelyn: (continues running on the camel) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Whoo!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2529,2561,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Jonathan: Whoo-hoo! Go, Evy! Go!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2563,2589,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">They arrive at Hamunaptra)

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2591,2611,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Tigger: We made it!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2613,2628,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Jonathan: Whoo!

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[2630,2647,0,0]}" style="border-bottom-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;vertical-align:baseline;height:1px!important;">Evelyn: Whoo-hoo!