Finding Jetfire/The story of the Fallen and the harvester

This is how Finding Jetfire and The story of the Fallen and the harvester goes in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

[We see our heroes at the air and space museum]

Ryan F-Freeman: The air and space museum.

Sci-Ryan: All Umarak want is to fly. [to Simmons] Right, Robo-warrior?

Simmons: That's right, Shadowbolt. All I ever wanted was to be an astronaut.

Crash Bandicoot: We could do a plan. [pulls out a taser]

Cody Fairbrother: So, Twilight, does Sam's college friend have any bright ideas?

Twilight Sparkle: No.

Ryashi: Look, Twilight. [grabs Twilight by the ear] If we get seen in the museum, Ryan could end up like Optimus and the Samurai.

Twilight Sparkle: Ok. So, we need a way to distract the guard.

[Inside the museum, Sam's college friend, Leo, shocks on of the guards with a taser]

[We see Ryan, Twilight, Sam, and Mikaela hiding]

Ryan F-Freeman: Mikaela, is there something in that box of yours?

Wheelie: [from inside] Yeah! A live bomb! Tick-tick.

[Ryan punches the box]

[Wheelie stops making noise]

Mikaela: No, Ryan. [kisses Ryan on the cheek]

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. Thanks. [opens the box and picks up Wheelie] Be good, buddy.

Wheelie: Ok, Ryan. I'm claustrophobic.

Twilight Sparkle: Does that mean he's scared of...

Ryan F-Freeman: Santa Claus?

Wheelie: No, I'm not.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. [pulls out a fragment of the Allspark] I hope Sam got his shard.

[We see our heroes with Simmons using a device. Wheelie in truck mode rolls to something]

Ryan F-Freeman: Follow him, he knows something.

[They find a plane]

Crash Bandicoot: You know what it is?

Evil Ryan: Yeah. Blackbird.

Evil Anna: I found a space plane.

Wheelie: [transforms to robot mode] Look at them. This guy's a legend. I mean like the chairman of the boraD. And the other guy is a brother. [to Ryan and Sam] You, Prime-Prince and friend, point the shards and watch the magic happen.

[Ryan and Sam point thier shard and they fly to the plane and space plane. Mikaela sees a Decepticon logo on the panel]

Mikela: Shoot. It's a Decepticon!

Bertram T. Monkey: What? Decepticon? [looks at the space plane and sees a Decepticon logo on the wing] Great Scott, that one is a Decepticon too!

Ryashi: Decepticons?

Leo: Decepticons...

Timon: Everyone hide!!

[The plane and space plane start to transform as our heroes hide. The Cons transform into Jetfire and his brother, Jetson Storm]

Jetson Storm: [grunts] Can't see! [moves his helmet and he can see with his optics] Ok. Now, I can see.

Jetfire: Brother! Where are you? Where am I?

Jetson Storm: Let me help. [moves Jetfire's helmet up so he can see] You ok?

Jetfire: Yeah. Thanks.

Jetson Storm: What sort of wired graveyard is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourself!

Jetfire: Or suffer our infinant wrath!

[Ryan and his friends come out of hiding]

Jetson Storm: You little heroes from another universe with those humans.

[A space pod hits Jetson and Jetfire]

Jetson Storm: Ouch! Will you cut that out?

Jetfire: Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire!

Jetson Storm: And say hello to the everlasting flame of Jetson Storm! Prepare for remote systems override!

Wheelie: I tell you, these guys did NOT age well.

Carmalita Fox: You and me both.

Jetson Storm: I order these doors to open! Fire! I said...

Jetson and Jetfire: FIRE!!!

[The missile flies from his elbow]

[The rocket flies away from the door and hits the floor]

Jetson Strom: Confound it. Darn these stupid parts!

Jetfire: You said it, brother!

[They punch the doors down]

Ryan-Ko: Hey! Wait for us!

Jetfire: Icthy, wrenched rust in my butt!

Jetson Storm: Well. It is good to get to stretch our legs, bro.

Mario: Looks like the museum people will be angry at us.

Luigi: We have to catch those planes!

Sci-Ryan: Hey! Wait up!

[Bee drives up to a plane]

Jetson Storm: Ok. We're on a mission.

Sci-Ryan and Sci-Twi: Guys!

Jetfire: What do you want?

Matau T. Monkey: We just want to talk!

Jetfire: We've got no time to talk. We're on a mission.

Jetson Storm: My brother is a mercenary doom bringer and I'm a Kung-Fu and weapons expert.

Jetfire: What planet are me and my brother on?

Ryan F-Freeman: You are on Earth.

Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet.

Jetson Storm: Might as well call it Dirt. Planet Dirt. Tell us. Is that Transformers war going on? Who is winning?

Crash Bandicoot: The Decepticons.

Jetson Storm: [groans] Well, my brother and I change sides to the Autobots.

Crunch Bandicoot: Wait a second. What do you mean by that?

Jetson Storm: It's a choice.

Jetfire: It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

Wheelie: You mean we don't have to work for those miserable stupid Decepticons?

Jetson Storm: If the Cons have their way, they'd destroy the multiverse.

Wheelie: I'm changing sides too, Ryan and Sari.

Ryan F-Freeman: Awww. [hugs Wheelie] You're a cute Autobot.

Mikaela: He likes you, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: I think so. He can join the CMC as well.

Sci-Ryan: Well. Looks like that is a nice thing to do.

[Crash Nods]

Collide Bandicoot: Ok. What was it, Jetson and bro?

Jetson Storm: He told you his name is Jetfire! So, stop judging him!

Matau T. Monkey: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Jetson Storm: My brother has issues of his own and it started with my and his mom.

Jetfire: Our ancestors have been here for centuries.

Jetson Storm: My and Jetfire's dad. He was the wheel. The first wheel. Do any of you know what he transformed into?

Crash Bandicoot: Well.. I got nothing.

Jetson Storm: YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! But, he did so with honor! Dignity! Darn it!

[Jetfire trumps a parachute and falls down]

Sci-Ryan: Oops. You ok, Jetfire?

Jetfire: Yes, human kid. My boosters are fired!

[Jetson helps Jetfire up]

Ryan F-Freeman: I know what you think. You two know things we don't know. Sam and I know things you don't know.

Sam: We do.

Emmet: I hope you know what you mean.

[Some time later, Ryan and Sam crave some Allspark symbols]

Ryan F-Freeman: You know. These things come in like waves. I think it's all in my and Sam's mind. Megatron told me what was in mine, Twilight's, and Sam's minds. Him, Ryvine, and an unknown character called the Fallen.

Jetson Storm: The Fallen, you say? I know this guy. He tried to force Ryantessa to help him.

Jetfire: And he left me here to rust. The original Decepticon.

[Ryan gets confused by Jetson saying the name "Ryantessa"]

Jetson Storm: His evil works are always been Cataclisym, crisis, chaos. These symbols are a part of our mission. The Fallen's search.

Jetfire: We remember now. For the Dagger's Tip.

Jetson Storm: And the key?

Leo: Wait.

Sam: The Dagger's tip?

Ryan F-Freeman: The key? What is that about?

Jetfire: [starts to charge his power] No time to explain.

Jetson Storm: Hang on, everyone! Keep still or you'll die!

[A flash of light happens and our heroes are gone]

[We see a desert then Simmons, Mudflap, and Skids pops out. The twins land on some rocks]

[Ryan pops out of the ground]

Ryan F-Freeman: YAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOEY!!!!!

[Ryan lands on the ground]

[Evil Ryan pops out of the ground]

Evil Ryan: This is so FUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!

[Evil Ryan flies to a rock and he lands on the sand in bits. Evil Ryan puts himself back together again]

[Cody and Bee pops out of the ground]

Bumblebee: [screams]

Cody Fairbrother: I can FLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Bumblebee: No, you can't.

[Bumblebee and Sam lands on the ground]

[Optimus and Twilight pop out of the ground and land softly]

[Crash and Buck lands on top of them]

Crash Bandicoot: [scoffs] Tourists.

Jetson Storm: Oh wow. That wasn't so bad. I just hope we're still on the right planet.

[Matau lands on Jetson]

Matau T. Monkey: Hey! That really hurt!

[Ryan feels pain]

Ryan F-Freeman: Medic.

[Optimus picks up Ryan]

Ryan F-Freeman: Prime? Did Megatron kill me too?

Optimus Prime: No. But, you hurt your bottom.

Ryan F-Freeman: On a scale of one to ten, how bad is it?

Crash Bandicoot: I think it is about a two point Popped out of the ground?

Matau T. Monkey: Twilight? You think we are ok?

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. [shouts] THOMAS!!!!!!

Thomas: YES!!!

Bertram T. Monkey: That really, really hurt. You're just lucky I didn't get hurt.

Jetson Storm: Calm down. My brother was openIng a space bridge. It is a quickest way to go to Egypt.

Princess Clara: What do you mean? You didn't tell us anything!

Crashjack: Y'all yap about nothin'! Why are we in Egypt?!

Jetfire: Don't you get snippy with me, Bandicoot and Princess.

Jetson Storm: You were informed.

Rarity: Look. Can you tell us why we are here so we can have a calm moment.

Jetson Storm: This planet was visited by our race before. By our ancestors years Ago. They are on a mission to harvest Energon. The life blood of our race. Without it, we would perish. Oxidice and rust. LIKE MY BROTHER!!! DO THIS PURPLE PONY KNOW WHAT IS LIKE TO SLOWLY FALL APART AND DIE?!?!?!?!

Banjo: Don't get all dramatic here, Jetson.

Simmons: Beginning, middle, end, facts, details, condense plot, tell it.

Jetson Storm: Somewhere, buried in this dessert, our ancestors built a machine. It harvests Energon. By destroying suns.

Sam: Destroy suns?

Rianna F-Fiona: You mean making them explode?