Eye of the Beholder (Aladdin)/Transcript (RaFMATVS)

This is the episode script of The Irelanders meets Aladdin (TV Series).

[Theme song]

[The episode starts at the world of Morbia]

Fasir: Why do you persist in tormenting humanity, Mirage?

Mirage (Aladdin): Why do you persist in tormenting me, Fasir? You're so tiresome with your hopeless causes.

Fasir: On the contrary, it is you who has the hopeless cause. Good will always triumph over evil because love is the strength of good.

Mirage (Aladdin): Ho, ho! Love! It is nothing more then a tingly feeling. It is weak!

Fasir: No. Witness these souls, Mirage.

[A viewing portal appears]

Jasmine: [giggles] Aladdin. You didn't.

Aladdin: No, Jasmine. I really did.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know you love me.

Meg Griffin: Yeah.

Fasir: All your spells, all your incantations, all your potions could never destroy their love.

Mirage (Aladdin): How dare you play your cheep pallor tricks... [realises Fasir is gone] Never destroy thier love? Hmm. We'll see about that, Faisr. [uses her magic to disguise herself as a peddler woman] We'll see.

[Meanwhile, at Agrabah]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ahh. I do like going shopping at the market.

Matau T. Monkey: You said it, Master Ryan. Just the four of us. You, me, Iago and Jasmine.

Iago: Boring. This is boring!

Matau T. Monkey: You should have gone for sugardates with Aladdin and Abu.

Iago: No way. I touch one date, wham! I'm stuffed for a day. Besides, I much rather be with you, Jasmine and Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: That’s nice.

Jasmine: Love you too, Iago.

Matau T. Monkey: Wait. Jasmine. I think you shouldn't get around like that. What if someone heard you?

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps they would think she should get a new boyfriend.

Iago: See what Matau mean?

Asha (Mirage): Something to enhance your radiant beauty?

Ryan F-Freeman: Jasmine and I thought you weren't here just a moment ago.

Asha (Mirage): Oh, the heat can play tricks on the wary shopper. This is where Asha always sells her goods.

Jasmine: I was sure that...

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. Can I get some shadow? Something to make my bird buddy's beak look smaller?

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps some rose petals from Chiro? Your kiss will win any man you choose.

Jasmine: I've chosen a wonderful man.

Matau T. Monkey: Maybe some of that eyebrow thinning agent, Iago?

Iago: I agree.

Asha (Mirage): A young man for the young lady. How nice. I'm sure he loves you very much.

Jasmine: Yes, he does.

Asha (Mirage): Then, he properly doesn't notice those wrinkles.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wrinkles?

Asha (Mirage): Oh, oh, small ones. Around the eyes. Hardly noticeable... yet.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. I see them. And look. They also make a little smiley face.

Asha (Mirage): It's a fact of life, my dear. The pretty face of youth just doesn't stay with us and then the man we love needs another pretty face.

Matau T. Monkey: She's right, Master Ryan. Iago and I seen guys do it.

Iago: You're right. And I've done it... Several times!

Ryan F-Freeman: Iago!

Iago: What? I got a problem with commitment. I admit it.

Jasmine: Well, Aladdin's not like that. He loves me, not how I look.

Ryan F-Freeman: She's right. And Meg loves me no matter what I look like.

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps... but can you both be sure? [holds out a fancy bottle] I have a very special lotion I use each night. When I wake in the morning, my beauty is flawless.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. So. This lotion makes your beauty flawless, does this makes my beauty amazing?

Asha (Mirage): Yes, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: How do you know my name?

Asha (Mirage): I heard about you from a friend.

Aladdin: Oh, Jasmine. [appears with a flower] For you, my darling. I loved you from the moment I first set eyes on your beautiful face.

Jasmine: [gasps] You love me... for my beauty?

Aladdin: Well, yeah.

Asha (Mirage): [whispering] Take the lotion, my dear Ryan. No charge.

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay. [puts the bottle of lotion in his bag]

Jasmine: Um, it's getting late. We should be going.

Aladdin: Uh, sure.

Iago: So, notice anything about my beak?

Matau T. Monkey: And you notice something about my face?

[Abu chatter]

Matau T. Monkey: "Big schnoze"?! Who asked you?!

[Mirage laughs wickedly to herself]

[Later, at nighttime in the palace]

Jasmine: Oh, what can it hurt? [puts some lotion on her face]

Ryan F-Freeman: Jasmine, mind if I put on some of the lotion?

Jasmine: I have a funny feeling about the lotion.

Ryan F-Freeman: Not to worry, Jasmine. I could test this in case it is safe. [puts some of the lotion on his cheeks]

Jasmine: I hope you are right, Ryan. We could get some sleep.

[The next morning]

Iago: Picnics! Charity banquets for ants, I'm tellin' ya.

Connor Lacey: I do love picnics. I hope Jasmine is okay. And Ryan too.

[In Jasmine's bedroom, Ryan is sleeping with Jasmine]

Jasmine: [wakes up] Oh no! I've overslept. [to Ryan] Ryan, wake up.

Ryan F-Freeman: [yawns and wakes up] Morning, Jasmine. I hope Connor and Pals got ready for the picnic.

[Ryan removes the covers and gets creeped out when he see his legs are turned into a snake tail and Jasmine got a snake tail from the waist down]

[To Connor and friends]

Ryan and Jasmine: [screams]

Connor Lacey: That sounds like Ryan.

Aladdin: Jasmine?! [enters Jasmine's bedroom] Jasmine, are you alright? [gasps]

Jasmine: Help me!

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry, Jasmine. Help is on the way.

Connor Lacey: Ryan? What did this?

Ryan F-Freeman: This lotion! The woman from the marketplace gave me and Jasmine this lotion and look what it's done!

Connor Lacey: Oh my.

Matau T. Monkey: Cursed Cosmetics! We're doomed! I hope my face didn't become like Rex.

Iago: Is my beak sprouting hair?

Kitty Cheshire: No, Iago.

[Cody rubs the lamp and Genie appears]

Genie: You have summoned the almighty Genie of the [sees Ryan and Jasmine] la... Whoa! Never mind.

Cody Fairbrother: Genie, can you find the woman who sold this to Jasmine and my brother? [shows Genie the bottle of lotion]

Genie: [has dogs sniffing bottle] Get a good whiff, chaps. [dogs starts running] The hunt is on! [reappears] We looked everywhere! Not a trace! Zipp-o! She's history!

Ryan F-Freeman: You mean the woman from the marketplace is gone like magic?

Evil Ryan: I think so. What happened to your legs, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: They must've got turned into a snake tail. [sighs sadly] What are Jasmine and I going to do?

Connor Lacey: Meg and I will find a cure for you and Jasmine, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: What if there isn't one, Connor?

Evil Ryan: Oh. I think there is. The Tree of Renewal! It has fruit which is good for what ails you.

Matau T. Monkey: Wait a second. Iago and I heared about the tree. It's impossible!

Evil Ryan: Not impossible. Maybe a little death-defying...

Aladdin: I don't care! [holds Jasmine's hands] I swear on my love for you, I will cure you.

Meg Griffin: And Ryan, I will help you with all of my love.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks, Meg. [hugs her] That makes me happy.

Connor Lacey: I hope you will love her, Ryan.

[To Mirage]

Mirage (Aladdin): The leader of the Cyberlings knows of the tree?! [growls] Go on your quest, Meg and Aladdin. Your love is no match for the pitfalls ahead. You will never make it to the Tree of Renewal!

[To The Irlanders on thier journey to find the tree]

Evil Anna: You think you can be okay?

Ryan F-Freeman: I think so. I hope I can ask Jasmine if I can walk with her... slither. How do I slither, Connor?

Connor Lacey: Well, Ryan. You could move your muscles and scails to do the "walking".

Ryan F-Freeman: Cool. [looks at the marker] What's that?

Evil Ryan: Think of it as a map. Ancient nomads mark the way to the tree. I can handle it. [places his hand on the marker] Oh. I guess my hands have one finger short. [to Computron] Computron? Can you do it?

Computron: Affermitive. [places his hand on the marker]

[The orb of fire shows the direction]

Genie: We go that way!

Aladdin: See. You're as good as cured.

Meg Griffin: You too, my love.

[Ryan gives Meg a half smile]

[The Irelanders journey through the swamp. Four Genies are carrying Jasmine while Ryan is carried by Devastator (PWT)]

Evil Ryan: Some grapes? Mint tea? Slippers? Oh, sorry. I’ll go check on Genie and see how dinner's doing in the oven.

Jasmine: Thanks, But I don't need all this. I'll walk... slither... whatever it is I do.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, Jasmine. Mind if I walk with you... uhh.. slither?

Jasmine: Sure, Ryan.

Matau T. Monkey: At least, I can rest for a while.

[Matau sits in Jasmine's seat. The genies holding it up disappear]

Aladdin: Shhh! Did you hear that?

Meg Griffin: Something is out there.

Connor Lacey: You're right.

[Then, an octopus grabs Aladdin by the leg and pulls him into the water]

Jasmine: Aladdin!

Thief 1: Give is your valuables or...

[Thief 2 blows on a conch shell]

Thief 1: The gypuuk will finish your friend.

Evil Anna: You know, Iago. It's life for us. One minute we are walking through a swamp with the Irelanders, the next we face three thieves with an octopus.

Iago: I suppose you say that, Evil Anna.

Jasmine: Here! [throws her purse to them]

Ryan F-Freeman: Let him go.

Thief 1: But why? You are all going to join the same place!

[Ryan sees bubbles on the water]

Ryan F-Freeman: Aladdin!

Jasmine: Bring him back! [picks up a thief with her tail] I said bring him back!

[Ryan grabs another thief with his tail]

Ryan F-Freeman: Bring him back or I'll make you!

[The thief blows the shell and the octopus brings Aladdin back on shore. The two thieves break free of Jasmines and Ryan's grasps]

Thief 1: Run! They're monsters!

Thief 2: Flee the horrible creatures!

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah! Run away, you cowards! And stay away! [grabs a rock and tossed it at a tree]

Jasmine: They're right. I am a monster.

Ryan F-Freeman: Me too, Jasmine. I'm a monster.

Aladdin: No. No, you're not. You're the woman I love. [hugs Jasmine]

Meg Griffin: And you're not a monster, Ryan. You're the boy I love. [hugs Ryan]

[To Mirage]

Mirage (Aladdin): Such foolish perseverance you have, Aladdin and Meg, but I promise the worse is yet to come. [growls]

[Back to the Irelanders]

Evil Anna: Wow, Ryan. You did so good with that snake tail of yours. You did got the thieves running away.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks. I think I kinda like my snake tail. It does have some uses.

Connor Lacey: You got that right, Ryan.

Evil Ryan: I do like how Ryan and Jasmine handle those thieves. [to Jasmine] Are you sure you want to lose that tail? Computron told me that it comes in handy in some situations.

Jasmine: [grabs Evil Ryan by the body with her tail] You're right, Evil Ryan. It is handy. In fact, there's some lotion left. You could have a handy tail too.

Evil Ryan: No! No! [coughs] You're right, Princess. Bad idea. I like my legs not a tail.

Bertram T. Monkey: Now, where would the next marker be? [to Windblade (PWT)] City speaker? I was wondering, if we can't make it to the cure, would Meg love Ryan?

Windblade (PWT): Yes. I hope Meg can live with Ryan when he is a snake.

Cody Fairbrother: I hope you are right.

[Ryan slithers to a marker and place his hand on it. The marker reveals a tunnel]

Genie: Nice work, snake boy.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thank you, Genie.

Evil Ryan: Snake boy?

Connor Lacey: A nickname for Ryan.

Evil Anna: I know the cave maybe dark, I wish Connor could have a flashlight.

Shimmer (Shimmer and Shine): Boom Zarahmay! First wish of the day. Shimmer and Shine. Flashlight for Connor Devine!

[A flashlight appears in Connor's hand]

Evil Anna: Whoa. How did these two genies hear me?

Connor Lacey: Maybe because Shimmer and Shine heared your wish. Come on. We have to go down this tunnel.

Mirage (Aladdin): [watching from Morbia] You've come farther then I'd have wagered, young lovers, but I beleave there are more obstacles in your path.

Ryan F-Freeman: Connor. You think you can find a light in this tunnel? This darkness makes Twilight can't see a mittin in front of her face.

Connor Lacey: Mine too, Ryan.

Jasmine: Look! [points at a ray of light]

Evil Anna: Sunlight. Cool. At least I know this at the back of my hand. [trips And falls down the hole] AHHHHHH!!!!

Sci-Ryan: Evil Anna!

[Then, air blows pushing Evil Anna up to the land]

Evil Anna: Wee! This is fun!

Connor Lacey: Evil Anna! She's okay!

Evil Ryan: Easy, Conboy.

Genie: It's the legendary Tunnel of Wind! Ancient nomads used it as a way out of here.

Matau T. Monkey: I wonder if this works. I guess we can fly. [activates the light of the Utility Belt Buzz's belt] Hold on, Carmileta. You and I will jump into the tunnel with Master Ryan and Meg.

Carmileta Fox: Right.

Devastator (PWT): He wouldn't.

Matau T. Monkey: One...

Emmet: He would.

Matau T. Monkey: Two...

Connor Lacey: Wait! Don't do it!

Matau T. Monkey: Three!

[Matau and Carmileta jump into the tunnel with Ryan and Meg following. The wind blows the two couples up]

Matau T. Monkey: To infinity... and beyond!

[The two couples fly up and see Evil Anna waiting]

Matau T. Monkey: Approaching destination. Re-engaging gravity. [turns the light of his belt off]

[Matau and Carmileta are on land with Ryan and Meg]

Ryan F-Freeman: What a nice ride. [looks down in the tunnle] You okay, Connor?

Connor Lacey: Yeah, Ryan.

Sci-Ryan: Okay, Princess Twilight. I guess you hope Ryan can be cured.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. And I do hope that love is more powerful. But, it might not been a decision for Meg to use the lotion or not.

Menasor (PWT): Don't we get to do any of the deciding?

[Evil Ryan hears a dog growl]

Evil Ryan: We could decide later. We need to go! [flys up using the tunnel of wind]

[The others follow Evil Ryan]

Genie: Do I hear a roar? [looks down at the tunnle] AHH! Something's coming and it's got two heads.

Evil Rianna: The ancient nomads never mentioned that

[Genie transforms into a bone which the dog grabs him]

Genie: Easy, boy, just don't wreak the furniture!

[Ryan summons his Keyblade and backs up to a dead-end with Jasmine]

Iago: Use your tail!

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay. [whips the dog with his tail] Come on, Jasmine! Whip that dog with your tail!

[Jasmine nods and whips the dog with her tail]

Meg Griffin: Hey, you stupid mutt! Aladdin and I are the ones you want! [jumps down the hole with Aladdin]

Evil Ryan: Evil Rianna, Jestson Storm, Farrah and Damien, merge with me!

[Evil Ryan's Squad combines into Ultra Ryan]

Aladdin: Carpet!

[Carpet And Ultra Ryan flys and save Aladdin and Meg. The dog falls. Genie appear and gasps]

Sci-Ryan: [looks down the hole and see the dog rising up] Oh man. It's coming back! I wish the hole is plugged up by metal!

Shine: Boom Zarahmay, second wish of the day. Shimmer and Shime, plugged hole Devine!

[The hole is plugged and the dog hits the metal on it's two heads]

Sci-Ryan: Phew. Looks like two heads hurt more then one.

Connor Lacey:

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. That was too close for comfort.

Ultra Ryan: It was too close for Megatron from the Prime Wars Trilogy. I wonder where Ryan is.

[Matau sees that Jasmine appears dead, laying partway into a cave]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh no.

Aladdin: No. Not when we've come so far.

Meg Griffin: Ryan, not you along with Mistress of Flame.

Mirage (Aladdin): [watching from Morbia] Oh, she's not dead, Aladdin, but you may prefer that fate when you see what's become of her. And Ryan is not dead, Meg. But, Connor may prefer that fate when you see what's become of him.

Aladdin: Jasmine! You're okay!

[Jasmine crawls out of the cave more snakelike then before]

Aladdin: [gasps] No!

Meg Griffin: [sees Ryan's tail go into a cave] Ryan! Thank goodness, you're alright!

[Ryan opens his eyes and crawls out of the cave

Ryan F-Freeman: Phew. [hisses like a snake]

Meg Griffin: Sweet Solus Prime!

Ryan F-Freeman: Meg? What is it?

[Ultra Ryan change back to Jetson, Evil Rianna, Evil Ryan, Farrah and Damien]

Evil Rianna: Oh my gosh.

Jasmine: Genie, I want to see myself.

Evil Ryan: Jasmine...

Jasmine: Genie, please?!

Genie: [holds a mirror showing a fake reflection of Jasmine] Oh, Yeah. You've got a smudge right there.

Jasmine: Genie!

[He turns the mirror to show Jasmine the real reflection and Jasmine gasp]

Ryan F-Freeman: What is