Food fight

This is how the Food fight goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 2.

[Thomas and Shining are still having a food fight]

Pinkie Pie: This doesn't look good.

Crash Bandicoot: How's Skyla doing, Cadance?

Princess Cadance: She's doing fine. It's so nice to have the family together for dinner.

[Thomas and Shining stand up and pulling at a roasted pig's legs. It then flies into the air as they let go]

Princess Cadance: [gasps] Shining!

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas!

Thomas: Twilight!

Shining Armor: Twilight!

Crash Bandicoot: Thomas!

Twilight Sparkle: Cadance!

Princess Cadance: Shining!

Pinkie Pie: Pinkie!

[The roasted pig lands in front of Pinkie and Cadance. Twilight stands up and gallops out of the room, passing the chipmunks on the way]

Alvin: Hi, Twilight.

[But Twilight ignores him]

Alvin: What? Did Ryan put me under his spell or something?

Simon: No, Alvin. It's probably because of what happened in there.

Alvin: Oh. Right.

Simon: I assure you, Alvin, is that Ryan has got a pendant to protect him from the Dazzlings' singing.

Alvin: I already know that, Simon. Maybe we should ask Fiona.

Ryan F-Freeman:[picks up Alvin] I think this is a good idea, Alvin.

Alvin: Where's Fiona? What happened with Twilight?

Ryan F-Freeman: I know where she is, Alvin. [to Mal] Come on, Mal.

Mal: Okay.

Alvin: You still got your pendant, Mal?

[Mal nods]

Princess Fiona: Oh, hey guys.

Crash Bandicoot: Hi, Ryan, Alvin and Mal.

Ryan F-Freeman: Fiona, Shining and Thomas have problems trusting each other and now they've made Twilight upset.

Princess Fiona: Oh. She's just going through the problems I went through.

Alvin: Yeah. I hope she'll calm down.

[Meanwhile, Twilight goes into the bedroom]

Twilight Sparkle: I thought this was supposed to be a family reunion. Not some food fight. Why can't it be like the good old days? [she goes onto the balcony and lets a tear roll down her face. Suddenly, bubbles appear and she notices] Are those bubbles?

[Twilight looks up]

[The Fairy Godmother (Shrek) appears in a bubble]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Your qualities a call to me~

So here comes my sweet remedy~

I know what every princess needs~

For her to live life happily~

[She pops the bubble and is surprised by Twilight's appearance]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you. You're, um... grown up.

Twilight Sparkle: Hi. I'm Twilight. Who are you?

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh, sweet-pee, I'm your Fairy Godmother.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! I have a fairy godmother.

[She shushes Twilight]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Now don't worry. I'm here to make it all better. With... just... a...

[sings] Wave of my magic wand~

Your troubles will soon be gone~

With a flick of a wrist, in just a flash~

You'll have a prince and a ton of cash~

A nice fine dress made by mice, no less~

It's a crystal dress, pumps and normal stress~

Worries will vanish, your soul will dance~

Combined with your very own furniture friends~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek) and furniture: We'll help you set a new fashioned life~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great~

Furniture: The kind of gal the prince would take~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): They'll write your name on the bathroom wall~

Mirror: Even I feel that I could give you a call~

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): A lovely carriage to ride in style~

Sexy man, my showman Kyle~

All your worries will soon decay~

Frowny smiles will fade away~

And olicahey! Have a cute puppy day~

Puppy: [barks]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Heal and toc here and there~

Till you have the perfect prince with the perfect hair~

Plus, special eye shadow flush~

To get that prince with a sexy tush~

[Fairy Gomother (Shrek) sings faster]

Twilight Sparkle: STOP!!

[The song stops]

Twilight Sparkle: Look. Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother. But I really don't need all this.

[the funiture gasp]

Thomas: Twilight? Twilight?

[They come in]

Ryan F-Freeman: Did I hear singing?

[The funiture, FGM, and Twilight look at them]

Pinkie Pie: Ooh. You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.

Mal: I heard sing and it's not Ryan.

Twilight Sparkle: Fairy Godmother, furniture, I'd like you to meet my husband, Thomas.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Your husband?! What? What did you say? When did this happen?

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas is the one who rescued me.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): But that can't be right.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, miss. I'm Ryan. The second leader of the Dazzlings.

Thomas: Oh, great. More relatives.

Twilight Sparkle: She's just trying to help.

Thomas: Good. She can help us pack. Get your coat dear, we're leaving.

Twilight Sparkle: What?!

Pinkie Pie: Leaving? I don't wanna leave.

Twilight Sparkle: When did you decide this?

Thomas: Shortly after arriving.

Mal: Looks like Ryan is chatting to someone.

Ryan F-Freeman: It's been an honour to meet you, Fairy Godmother.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): It's nice to meet you too, Ryan. [looks at Ryan's pendant] That's pretty. Where did you get it? [reaches for it]

[Ryan grabs her wrist]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Ow! What was that for?

Ryan F-Freeman: Oops.[lets go of her wrist] Sorry. This pendant means an awful lot to me. I'd just hate for anything to happen to it.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): Oh. I see.

Ryan F-Freeman: Do you like my pendant? The gem is blue.

[She nods]

Twilight Sparkle: Look I'm sorry.

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): No, no, no, that's alright. I need to go anyway. But remember, dear, if you should ever need me, happiness is just a tear drop away. [produces a card]

Ryan F-Freeman: [grabs the card] Thank you. [puts it in his pocket] That will help me contact you.

Thomas: I appreciate it, Ryan. But we've got all the happiness we need. Happy, happy, happy.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know. [To the Fairy Godmother] I'll see you later.[kisses her]

Fairy Godmother (Shrek): See you later too, young one. [leaves the room] Let's go, Kyle.

[Kyle cracks the whip and the coach flies off]

Mal: Wow, Ryan. You sure have a way with woman.

Twilight Sparkle: Very nice, Thomas.

Thomas: What? I told you coming here was a bad idea.

Mal: Ryan. How did you get that pendant?

Ryan F-Freeman: Evil me made it for me. It means an awful lot to me. I'd just hate for anything to happen to it.

Mal: Same thing for mine.

Twilight Sparkle: You could've at least tried to get along with my brother.

Ryan F-Freeman: She's right, Thomas. Take it from Shrek.

Thomas: You know, somehow, I didn't think I was going to get his dad's blessing even if I did want it.

Mal: Ryan meant to say that you and Shining should get along.

Twilight Sparkle: Mal. Please. Shrek 2 plotline. Well, do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted?

Thomas: Sure. Do you want me to pack for you?

Ryan F-Freeman: No.[hears barking] Will you shut up?

Twilight Sparkle: You're unbelievable. You're behaving like...

Thomas: C'mon. Say it.

Twilight Sparkle: Like Shrek!!

Thomas: Well, here's a newsflash for you. Whether your brother and sister-in-law like it or not, I have to behave like Shrek.

Ryan F-Freeman:[covering his ears] I can't take it anymore!

[Thomas whistles at the barking dog scaring it]

Ryan F-Freeman: [sighs] That's better.

Mal: Ryan. Are you ok?

Ryan F-Freeman: Now, Mal. Yes.

Thomas: And guess what, Princess. That's not about to change.

Mal: Ooh. That sound made my ears ring.