Thread:Trevor7626/@comment-25512318-20170425150414

[In a bout of flatulence, a parachute ejects from Jetfire, causing him to topple backwards] Jetfire: [creaking] My boosters are fried...! Jetfire: What do you want? Twilight Sparkle: Look, we just want to talk! Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on? Twilight Sparkle: Equestria. Jetfire: Equestria? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt... Jetfire: I have issues of my own, and it started with my mother! My ancestors have been here for centuries! My father, why, he was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! Do you know what he tranformed into? Discord: No. Sunset Shimmer: What? Jetfire: NOTHING! But he did so with honour! DIGNITY, curse it! Jetfire: Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning? Twilight Sparkle: The Decepticons. [Jetfire grimaces and spits] Jetfire: Well, I changed sides to the Autobots. Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean, changed sides? Jetfire: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate? Wheelie: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable Decepticons? Jetfire: If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe! Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, what were you saying? [Jetfire thrusts himself right in their faces, making them fall over] Jetfire: I told you my name was Jetfire! So stop judging me! Wheelie: Whoa, somebody hit the bed this morning! 