Bumblebee's Mission/Sideswipe's lost sword

This is how Bumblebee's Mission and Sideswipe's lost sword goes in The Great Autobot Caper.

[We begin in outer space. We see the title come up and then disappear. Something blue whooshes past as we turn towards a red planet. We zoom in to reveal that it's Bumblebee, the Autobot scout. He zooms through great canyons and drives into a clearing and transforms into robot mode. He looks around]

Bumblebee: Perimitor's clear. [talks into his wrist] Bumblebee's log, all indications point to this planet as the location of Starscream's fortress. I have come here to save my friend, Strongarm, from that jerk. But there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

[Bumblebee then looks up and sees hundreds of robots armed with laser. They all aim them at Bumblebee, who jumps and aims his arm cannons at a nearby crystal, which blasts right through the robots, blowing them up and sending Bumblebee flying]

Bumblebee: ARGH!!!!!! [lands on his belly] Oof!

[Robot heads land either side of him. Bumblebee gets up, runs off and backs against a wall. A tiny camera robot comes out and spots Bumblebee. Bumblebee shoots it with his arm cannons and it slots back in. The floor beneath Bumblebee splits and Bumblebee jumps in the hole. The lights go out and Bumblebee turns on his chest lights to see. He runs off down a corridoor and in to another. In a control room, some evil villain is watching Bumblebee's every movement]

Starscream: [chuckles evilly] Come to papa, Bumble Bot. [pulls a lever]

[The lights come on and Bumblebee stops running. A large wall with spikes comes up behind him and 'Bee starts running again. He keeps running until he jumps through a door and the wall behind him smacks into it. Bumblebee gets up and sees Strongarm, who looks over and smiles at him. He steps forward and stares at disks that lead to where she is. He jumps on three then two more but the disks drop, taking him with them. Strongarm watches in shock]

Bumblebee: ARGH!!!!!

Strongarm: Bumblebee!

[Bumblebee thinks for a moment and then activates a pair of wings, which carry him back up]

Bumblebee: Going up!

[Bumblebee reaches the top and lands. He walks over to Strongarm, who is tied up in chains]

Strongarm: I knew you would come, Bee.

Bumblebee: Yeah. Now, let's get you out of those chains.

[Bumblebee tries to remove Strongarm's chains but his fingers phase right through her. He studies her for a moment and tries again but his fingers keep phasing through. Finally, Strongarm disappears. Bumblebee gasps]

Bumblebee: It was a fake!

[Starscream, in his (Transformers: Prime form), appears behind Bumblebee]

Starscream: So, we meet again, Bumblebee. For the last time.

Bumblebee: Not today, Starscream!

Starscream: What makes you think that?

Bumblebee: Because, you have Strongarm and I'm here to rescue her.

[Starscream takes out his blasters and starts shooting at Bumblebee. Bumblebee uses one of the disks as a shied. A few blasts bounce back at Starscream. Bumblebee throws the disk at Starscream and it hits him in the head. Bumblebee jumps into the air as Starscream fires again. Bumblebee lands behind Starscream and is about to shoot him when Starscream blasts him, splitting him in half]

Starscream: [evil laughter]

[The words "Game Over" appear on the screen and it turns to be a video game that Percy was playing]

Percy: OH NO! NO!! No, no, no, no, no!

Bumblebee: Ooh. You almost had him.

Percy: [sighs] I'll never defeat Starscream at this rate!

Bumblebee: Sure you will, Percy. In fact, you're a better Bumblebee than I am.

Percy: But look at how ridiculously large my hands are! I can't press Jump and Fire at the same time, the controls are too small!

[They suddenly hear a rattle and notice Sideswipe looking for something, Twilight Sparkle is helping him]

Twilight: [groans] You're not looking hard enough, Sideswipe!

Sideswipe: Yes, I am!

Twilight: No, you're not!

Bumblebee: Uh, Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: Yes, Bee? [hits his head] Ow! [falls out of the drawer he's looking in and hits several others on the way down and finally lands on the floor]

Bumblebee and Percy: Ooh!

Twilight: Sideswipe! You need to be more careful!

Bumblebee: Hang on, Ninja-Bot!

[Bumblebee grabs a lamp, swings on it, lands on a racecar track and flys through the air. He lands near Sideswipe and runs over to him]

Bumblebee: Sideswipe, are you alright?

Sideswipe: Yeah. I'm fine, Bee. Okay. Here's your list of things to do while I'll gone. Your sword needs to be polished every 2 hours, LPS toys in the carrying case need to be rotated and make sure everyone attends Optimus Prime's semuni on what to do if a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. We're good.

Bumblebee: Sideswipe, you haven't found your sword yet, have you?

Sideswipe: No! And Pumpkin Cake is leaving for "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction" Camp any minute and I can't find it anywhere!

Fixit: Don't worry, Sideswipe. In a few minuets, you'll be in sitting around a camp fire with Pumpking Cake makin' delicous hot schmoes.

Bumblebee: Schmoes?

Sideswipe: They're called "s'mores", Fixit!

Fixit: Oh, yeah. Right. Right. Good point. [to the others] Has anyone found Sideswipe's sword yet?!

[Jazz Is searching in the toy box]

Jazz: Negatory! Still searching!

[Ratchet's searching in the yard]

Ratchet: Soundwave says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep looking!

[James comes out from under Pumpkin's bed]

James: Found her!

Sideswipe: You found my sword?

James: Your sword? No! Rarity lost Opalance again! [whistles to Rarity] Hey, Rarity! Look who I found!

Rarity: [gasps] Oh, you found her! It's always good to have a big, shiny, handsome engine like you around! [kisses his face several times]

Sideswipe: Oh, that's great. That's just great. I miss "Transformers 4: Age of Extinction" Camp all because of my stupid sword!

Zoe Trent: Sideswipe, lighten up!

Swideswipe: But I do get frustrated sometimes when I lose something.

Penny Ling: Yes, we know. But you've got to at least calm down.

Sideswipe: How am I supposed to calm down when I've lost something?

Minka Mark: Come on, Sideswipe. Have some fun.

Sideswipe: I appreciate you trying to cheer me up, Minka.

Minka Mark: I'm sorry about your sword.

Sideswipe: I know. One minute I have it with me, the next minute, it's gone.

[Percy is now in a tug-of-war with Strafe with the game controller]

Strafe: [growling]

Percy: Strafe, get off the crontroller!

Strafe: [growling]

Percy: Hey! Can someone call Strafe off this controller!?

Fixit: I'll help! [rolls over, grabs Percy and starts pulling]

Percy: It's not working!

Grimlock: Strafe, let go of the controller, now!

Strafe: [lets go]

Percy: GAAAH!!

Fixit: Whoa!

Fixit: [hits the TV remote]

Percy: [lands on Fixit]

[the TV comes on]

Percy: Thanks, Grimlock!

Grimlock: Any time!

[then a commercial comes up on the TV]

Percy: [gasps] Where's Fixit?

Thomas: You're sitting on him.

Percy: [notices Fixit] Oh. Sorry, Fixit. [stands up]

Fixit: [flat as a pancake] It's okay. [puffs back into his regular shape] You sure know how to make a pancake out of someone.

[As Percy helps Fixit up, he looks behind him and sees the commercial]

[in the commercial]

TV Announcer: Come on down to Transformers: The Ride!

Percy: [jumps back] Whoa! [lands on Fixit again]

Fixit: Ow! [under Percy, muffled] Not again!

TV Announcer: You even get to meet Optimus Prime, Megatron and Bumblebee in person.

Percy: '''SORRY! SORRY!!'''

Fixit: [muffled] That's okay! Now can you please get off me?

Percy: Are you okay?

Fixit: Yeah. [breathes] I'm fine.

TV annoucer: So, if you want to meet your favourite TV show characters, come on down to Transformers: The Ride!

Sideswipe: Guys! Turn off the TV!!! Someone will hear!

Strongarm: More like Pumpkin Cake or Pound Cake will!

Percy: But we don't know which button turns it off though! [he and Fixit push various buttons on the remote]

Arcee: Oh, for Primus' sake, it's this one! [presses the off button]

[the TV turns off]

Arcee: There's something I don't like about that Advertiser.

Charlie: Well, it was kind of funny when Percy flattened Fixit! [laughs]

Rairty: Charlie, it was an accident!

Charlie: Yeah. But I still find it funny!

Sideswipe: Whatever, Charlie, I still need to find my sword before Pumpkin Cake leaves.

Hiro: [comes in]

Bumblebee: Hi, Hiro! Where've you been all day?

Hiro: I've been out all morning thinking about my home.

Rarity: Well, I sometimes get homesick too.

Hiro: And good news is, I found Sideswipe's sword!

Sideswipe: You did? Where was it?

Hiro: Well, that would be the bad news.

Thomas: Whatever, just tell us where you found it.

Hiro: I found it in the basement.

Sideswipe: Yes. But whereabouts?

Hiro: Well, it was in an old box and it was too far to reach but I managed to get it out.

Sideswipe: Thanks, Hiro!

Hiro: Anytime.

[Minka hands Sideswipe his sword]

Sideswipe: I'm glad Hiro found it because if he didn't, Pumpkin Cake and I would've already left and I couldn't come back to look for it.

Zoe Trent: Yeah. It's like how I couldn't find my beret. But it was on my head all along.

Sideswipe: Wow! You must be very attached to that beret, Zoe.

Zoe Trent: Like how you're attached to your sword?

Sideswipe: Yeah. Kinda like that.

Pepper Clark: What was that bad news you were talkin' about Hiro?

Hiro: Well, Mrs. Cake was around so I had to be extra careful. And there was someone else.

[we hear an alligator growl]

Scootaloo: Uh-oh.

Percy: [gasp] It's Gummy!

Thomas: Everyone, bolt!

[Everyone runs and finds a hiding place just as Gummy enters the room. He sniffs around some of the groups hiding places until he hears Pumpkin Cake calling him]

Pumpkin Cake: [downstairs] Come here, Gummy. Come here, boy.

[Gummy leaves the room and everyone comes out relieved]

Rainbow Dash: Phew. I thought he was goin' to swallow one of my legs.

Sideswipe: Well, we're safe now thanks to Pumpkin Cake.

Optimus Prime: Well, go on, Hiro, as you were saying.

Sideswipe: Yeah. Who else was there?

Hiro: I don't really know, but I'll figure it out the next time I'm in there.

Scootaloo: Yeah. That's probably a good idea.

Bumblebee: Anyways, I really think you need to take more care of your sword Sideswipe.

Sideswipe: I know. Maybe I should.

Percy: I'm just glad Gummy's gone.

Fixit: Me too.

James: He would've swallowed us whole.

Edward: I would hate it if he swallowed my tender.

Percy: Pinkie wouldn't like that.

Thomas: She certainly wouldn't. After all, he is her pet alligator.

Gordon: Yes. But sometimes, Pumpkin and Pound have to look after him for her when she isn't around.

Sweetie Belle: I would love to get an alligator petting cutie mark.

Rarity: But it always ends in a failure, Sweetie Belle.

Thomas: Anyways, as you were saying with your bad news, Hiro.

Hiro: Well, there was also Pinkie Pie and she nearly knocked me off the shelf.

Fixit: Oh no!

Bumblebee: [hears hoofsteps] Everyone to their toy playing stations, Pumpkin Cake at 3:00!

[everyone freezes just as Pumpkin Cake enters the room]

Pumpkin: Hey, Sideswipe! Ready to go?

Mrs. Cake: Pumpkin Cake, it's nearly time to go.

Pumpkin: Okay, mom. Be there in a minute.

Mrs. Cake: You can play for a while if you want to. It's not until 7:00. [leaves]

Pumpkin: Not until 7:00, hmm.

[an hour later, Strongarm is tied up in rubber bands]

Strongarm: Oh, how I wish someone were here to save me. HELP!!

Bumblebee: Let her go, Megatron!

Megatron: Never, scout!

Bumblebee: If you gave me a choice on how she would die, I'll accept that!

Megatron: Well, how about these choices? My sword or my fushion cannon?

Bumblebee: I choose... [thinks for a moment] Sideswipe!

Megatron: What? That's not a choice!

Sideswipe: You're goin' down, Decepticreep! [takes out his sword]

Megatron: Die, Autobot! [fires his fushion cannon]

Sidswipe: Never! [jumps]

Megatron: You think that's all you've got? [transforms into his jet mode]

Sideswipe: Nope! [slices Megatron in half]

Megatron: '''NO!!!!!!! '''[dies]

Bumblebee: Great job, Sideswipe! [unties Strongarm]

Strongarm: Thanks for saving me, guys! [stands up]

Bumblebee: No problem, Strongarm!

Sideswipe: Go Team Bumblebee! [high fives Bumblebee]

Bumblebee: Yeah!

Sideswipe: Alright!

[Suddenly, Sideswipe's leg breaks]

Pumpkin: Damm it!

Mrs. Cake: Is anything wrong, sweetie?

Pumpkin: Nothing's wrong, mom.

[Pound Cake comes in]

Pound Cake: Everything alright, sis?

Pumpkin: No. Sideswipe's leg's broken.

Pound: So I can see.

Pumpkind: I know.

Pound: Well, at least things can't get any worst.

Pumpkin: [sighs] Suppose they can't.

[the two leave the room and the toys come to life]

Bumblebee: Whoa, Sideswipe! What happened to your leg?