Ryantinal Prime's Prologue/The lawnmower race

This is how Ryantinal's prologue and the Lawnmower race goes in Ryan and Crash meet Gnomeo and Juliet.

[The film begins in a theatre. Ryantinal Prime appears on the stage]

Ryantinal Prime: Hello. I am Ryantinal Prime, guardian of Princess Meg of Equestopia. And I like to say some words if you please. The story that you are about to see has been told before. A lot. Now, we are going to tell it again. But, different. It's about two star-crossed lovers kept apart by a big feud. Nobody knows how this feud started but it is entertaining. But, before we start, I will recite the Romeo and Juliet prologue to you.

[He unravels it]

Ryantinal Prime: [clears throat] "Two households, both alike in dignity in fair Verona..."

[A stick extends towards him. He sees it and it backs off]

Ryantinal Prime: "...where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny where civil blood make civil hands unclean."

[The stick extends again and he sees it. It backs off again]

Ryantinal Prime: "From forth the fatal loins of these two foes..."

[Sunset kicks him off the stage]

Ryantinal Prime: [mimics Plankton's voice, off-screen] Ouch.

Sunset Shimmer: They're here to see the movie. Not hear a boring prologue. Sorry. Roll film.

[The curtains open revealing the title: Ryan and Crash meet Gnomeo and Juliet]

[We view two houses, one red, one blue]

[One reads Montague and the other reads Capulet]

[Two humans, one a man, the other a woman, leave the houses]

Mr. Capulet: Ah, Miss Montague, out you come to ruin my day.

Miss Montigue: My, that's a hideous cardigan, Mr. Capulet. It suits you.

Mr. Montigue: Wizened old hag.

Miss Montigue: You crumby Old codger.

[The two enter their cars, beep at each other and drive off]

[A pig on a wind chine snorts]

[A rooster on anthor wind chine crows]

[In a blue garden, a blue gnome hears the rooster crow and turns on a tap]

[A sprinkle gnome hears it]

Sprinkler Gnome: Oh great.

[She starts spraying water]

[Crash Bandicoot is nearby]

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. I feel water. What did happen to me? More importently, where could Megatron and the Dazzlings be? Are they down the rabbit hole or are they just in two yards?

[James arrives]

Crash Bandicoot: Hi, James.

James: Say, why do you look like that?

Crash Bandicoot: Well. Maybe I think this world's Bio is merges with yours. When Cody got frozen in the Frozen Adventure, Ryan feels a little blue. Which isn’t so hot when Sci-Ryan brother Thomas is red.

James: But I'm red.

Crash Bandicoot: I know that some of our friends are here somewhere and for some reason, I can't see Wallflower Blush.

James: Who's this "Wallflower Blush"?

Sci-Ryan: An invisible CHS student Ryan met, James.

James: Oh.

Crash Bandicoot: I could go see what's over at that yard of the red house.

[The two go to a fence, Crash looks through

James: What do you see, Crash?

Crash Bandicoot: Hmm. Nothing. [looks a well] Nothing. [sees a gnome named Juliet with Ryan as a] Ryan with a red female gnome. [sees a flower pot] Nothing.

Sci-Ryan: Ryan with a red female gnome?!