If You're a Guy

If You're a Guy is a song sung by the male pets in Dumb Dumbwaiter, while they're having a time with the girls away.

Lyrics

 * [Vinnie]
 * If you're a guy
 * You're a pet who's the best
 * Say so long and goodbye
 * To those feminine pests


 * [Sunil]
 * If you're a guy
 * You can spend all your time
 * In a coat and a tie
 * Singing lyrics that...
 * Sunil: Sound very good with the other lyrics.
 * Oh, what can I say, musical theater was never my strong suit.


 * [Russell]
 * If you're a guy
 * You don't need any girls
 * Come on and lets try
 * To do some manly dance twirls


 * [Vinnie]
 * You can burp without fear
 * [Russell]
 * You can scratch it when it itches
 * [Vinnie]
 * You can wiggle your rear
 * [Sunil]
 * In your stylish new trousers


 * Vinnie: What?
 * Sunil: I tried to tell you!


 * [Vinnie and Russell]
 * Who needs (Sunil: Who needs)
 * Those girls (Sunil: Those girls)
 * They're bossy (Sunil: So bossy!)
 * And gross (Sunil: But they smell nice!)


 * [Vinnie, Russell and Sunil]
 * If you're a guy
 * You're a pet
 * With the most!