The Radiant Stars on Tour Transcript

Here's the transcript for The Radiant Stars on Tour (TV Special)

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Twilight Sparkle: Instruments? Check, snacks and drinks? check, friends joining the trip?

Altogether: Check!

Twilight Sparkle: Directions to the Radiant City stadium? check, perfect!

Callie Jones: ???,.???

Kelsey Morgan: ???,.???

Robbie Diaz: ???,.???

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Angus Scattergood: ???,.???

Bodi: ???,.???

Callie Jones: ???,.???

Twilight Sparkle: ???,. we're a little behind schedule, but if we get on the road in the next 37 seconds, we'll make it just in time to go on stage for you and your band to perform.

Everyone: (cheer)

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Granny Smith: Buckle up, everyone.

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Jordan Carmichael: ???,.???

Travis Romero: ???,.???

Callie Jones: ???,.???

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Bodi: ???,.???

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Angus Scattergood: (groans) ???,.???

Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, the GPS has accounted for traffic.

Granny Smith: G-P-what-now? I don't need that ninny newfangly flippatyjippaty. I know me a shortcut!

Everyone: Whoa!

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Everyone: (screaming)

Pinkie Pie: Woohoo! step on it, Granny!

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Laura Anderson: What just happened?

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Robbie Diaz: Okay, let's go!

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Fluttershy: Um, excuse us, sorry to interrupt your lunch, but, do you mind?

Kelsey Morgan: Come on, Fluttershy, let's hustle!

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Pinkie Pie: If a tree falls in the woods and then gets sprinkle-blasted to bits, did it ever really exist?

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, I love your riddles, but— BRIDGE!!!

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Granny Smith: Hold on ta yer horses, kiddies.

(bus revs up)

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Everyone: (scream, then scream in slow motion)

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Pinkie Pie: Sorry! I love your work!

Female Director: Tell the props department we're gonna need another bridge!

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Robbie Diaz: ???,.???

Twilight Sparkle: Only 30 more seconds!

Angus Scattergood: 30 seconds?!, ???,.???

Bodi: ???,.???

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Callie Jones: ???,.???

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