Be More Pacific (LAoTaP)/Transcript

This is the episode script of Be More Pacific (LAoTaP).

[The episode starts with Pumbaa walking on the beach. He then bumps into sonething]

Pumbaa: Say. There wasn't a wall here a minute ago.

[Then, a eye opens which made Pumbaa jump]

Whale: That's because I'm not a wall, matey. I'm a whale. A beached whale to be exact. And.. If I don't return to the ocean deaths prop'ley, I'll surly not survive.

Pumbaa: Not survive? Oh, that could be bad. I better get my pall Timon. His brains so full of brains, he'll know exactly what to do. Don't move.

[Pumbaa was about to leave when the whale stops him]

Whale: Arr. I fear there's no time, matey. With that noon sun up there, I'd be but a fishstick by the time you returned.

Pumbaa: Well, then.. I'll just have to help you all by myself.

[Pumbaa tried pushing the whale but he fall off the edge. He thinks then he tried pushing again then digs under the sand, lifts up the whale and throws it to the sea]

Pumbaa: Yay!

Ryan F-Freeman: Well done, Pumbaa!

[Then, the whale magically comes out of the water]

Pumbaa: Wow!

Whale: Thank you much, Pumbaa.

Pumbaa: How do you know my name?

Whale: I am no ordinary whale, matey. An enchanted 3 wish wishing whale am I. And in exchange for your kind act, I will grant you three wishes.

Pumbaa: Wow. Cool.

Whale: So, what does ya wish for?

Pumbaa: Gee, uhh. Well, I don't really want any wishes.

Whale: That's the first. Well, very well then. But if you change your mind, return to this place and call out my name.

Pumbaa: Great. What's your name?

Lester: Lester.

[Lester dives into the sea]

Pumbaa: Wow. Wait till I tell Timon.

Ryan F-Freeman: Including Liam, Pumbaa.

Foiletta: Lester, huh?

Ryan F-Freeman: That's a first.

[Later]

Timon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight here, Pumbaa. You met Lester, an enchanted 3 wish wishing whale?

Pumbaa: Yup.

Timon: And you didn't even wish for anything?

Pumbaa: But I'm perfectly happy with what I have, which is pretty much nothing. Besides. Wishes can be dangerous. Remember?

[Flashback. We see a lamp then pan to Timon with a warthog torso and tusks and Pumbaa with Timon's body]

Timon: Crud.

[Flashback ends]

Ryan F-Freeman: [laughs] So funny. Hana did know that.

Foiletta: You said it, Ryan.

Pinkipoo: It was a laugh riot.

Timon: Pumbaa, guys, that was a magic lamp. [shows a lamp and a little version of Lester] This is a magic whale. [puts the two away] They're two completely different magic things!

Robbinyu: And your point, Timon?

Ryan F-Freeman: That Sci-Ryan understands magic.

Timon: You're right. [to Pumbaa] Now, I want you to march right back out there and wish for something big and expensive!

[Timon pushes Pumbaa offscreen]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hana, maybe you and I could follow Pumbaa just to be sure he wish for something.

Foiletta: Yeah.

Liam: Pinkipoo and I will help Timon.

Meg Griffin: With what, Liam?

Liam: With some things with Timon.

Ryan F-Freeman: Uh, sure.

[Ryan and Foiletta follow Pumbaa with Meg. To Pumbaa]

Pumbaa: Lester! Lester! The magic fish! Hear my call and grant my wish.

[The water swirls then Lester the whale shows up]

Lester: Have you thought of one yet?

Pumbaa: Uh, not exactly. But my best-est best pall Timon said I should wish for something... big and expensive.

[Lester glows, meaning Pumbaa's first wish is granted]

Lester: It is done.

[Lester dives into the sea]

Ryan F-Freeman: See? Let's go see Timon.

[They go see Timon]

Pumbaa: Timon!

[He bumps into something]

Timon: [offscreen] Up here!

[The camera sees that it is a replica of the Statue of Liberty. Pumbaa got to where Timon is in the torch. Ryan, Meg and Foiletta shows up]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. That is amazing.

Pumbaa: This is definitely big and expensive!

Timon: Yeah. And completely useless. But we learned a valuable lesson here.

Pumbaa: That they should have put an elevator in this thing?

Ryan F-Freeman: That Liam could have a nice view from here?

Timon: No. We've learned we need to be more specific with our wishes!

Pumbaa: So, what should we wish for now?

Timon: What we should wish for and with being very specific, mind you, is that I were a king. K-I-N-G, king. Now, go back and ask Lester for that.

Ryan F-Freeman: Sure. [to Meg] If Timon is a king then I'm happy like Papi, my love.

Meg Griffin: Yeah.

Foiletta: Well said, Ryan.