The Apprentice (RFFAoXS)/Transcript

This is the episode script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Xiaolin Showdown.

[Theme song]

[The story begins at the Xiaolin Temple]

Master Fung: Today's exercise will train you to fight our newest and ingenious enemy. I am preparing you to fight Chase Young.

[All gasped]

Master Fung: Today's exercise requires you to race to the top of these rocks and use deception in order to win.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh, I get it.

Evil Ryan: I guess he want us to think like a villain so we can catch the villain.

Apple White: You are right, Evil Ryan.

Bertram T. Monkey: Sci-Ryan! Look! An alien!

Sci-Ryan: Where?!

[Then, Raimundo bounce off Sci-Ryan's head]

Bertram T. Monkey: Can't believe you fell for that!

Connor Lacey: Just like Dyris did to Omi.

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. She tried that same thing to me but, I didn't get manipulated by her because I'm a human/merman hybrid.

[Then, the gang have to continue the training]

Evil Ryan: Hey, Omi. Let me give you a hand.

[Then, Evil Ryan grabs Omi's hand then throws Omi at the bottom of the hill]

Omi: I see. You offer me a hand, only to deceive me. I have learned my lesson. I shall never be deceived again.

[Omi climbs up the hill to catch up]

Evil Anna: Aha. [Hits her foot] Ow! My leg! My poor leg!

Omi: Allow me to help you, Evil Anna.

Evil Anna: Thanks, Omi.

[She then throws Omi down the hill along with Connor, Ryan and the Lolirock Girls]

Ryan F-Freeman: [as Plankton] Ouch!

Connor Lacey: Mammy..

[Evil Anna climbed to the top with Kimiko]

Evil Anna: Yeah! Oh yeah! We won!

Omi: I am impressed by your willpower, Evil Anna. It must be painful to dance with an injured leg.

Bertram T. Monkey: Her leg is not injured, Omi. She's just pulling yours.

Ryan F-Freeman: He's right. And at least Connor and I land on something soft.

Matau T. Monkey: And you are way too trusty, Omi.

Omi: I trust that you are right.

Sci-Ryan: And Connor, remember I was Poison Sci-Ryan back at Gotham?

Connor Lacey: Yup.

Sci-Ryan: Well, I did try to turn everyone into my minions for me and turn the city into my green paradise.

Evil Ryan: Like Ryan and Oswald.

Dojo: We got another Shen Gong Wu.

Matau T. Monkey: Right. Let's get to it.

[Meanwhile, at Jack Spicer's lair]

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Ryan messed up my plan to kill my husband and kids and banished me to the Outlands. Again! Now, I won't be able to frame Mai Lacey and rule Ireland.

Ryvine Spakle: But, I manage to swipe this. [shows Linda Connor's Prime chip of his Ultimatrix] With this, you will use it on your robot and make you the greatest Realm traveler of all time.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes.

Dr. Neo Cortex: And once Jack installed an obideance chip in Robot Jack, he will do the things he can't do.

Megatron (Movie): Yeah. It can wash the floors and do things like that human. Cinderella.

Ryvine Sparkle: Yeah. And don't even get me started on that song. Also. I could whip up a spell that allows you to change between your Cyber, Tengu, Super and human selves for you, Linda.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Sure. With that new power, I will get my revenge on Ryan for saving my husband and kids.

Evil King: With that new power, not even the greatest realm traveler of all time can stop you.

Ryvine Sparkle: Time for you to have a new upgrade, Linda. [casts a spell] From winds of time and things we met, I give you the powers of the forms of Shredderette!

[Then, Linda turns human]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Perfect!

Jack Spicer: Nice. [to Robot Jack] Now, get me some pudding!

[Robot Jack awakes]

Robot Jack Spicer: I got a better idea, Jack. You get me some pudding and yourself a new face. [laughs]

Galvatron (G1): Hey, he created you!

Evil King: He means that he's the real Jack, Jack and you're his robot.

Robot Jack Spicer: Well, I say I'm the real Jack, Jack and he's my robot.

Jack Spicer: Am not!

Robot Jack Spicer: Are too!

Evil King: Are too!

Robot Jack Spicer: Am not!

[They start to fight then Chase Young shows up on a screen]

Chase Young: Ahem.

Ryvine Sparkle: Oh, Chase. It is an honor to see you after you hack into Jack Spicer's computer network.

Galvatron (G1): Why am I not surprised?

Chase Young: I'm calling because I've decided to take on an apprentice.

Ryvine Sparkle: Thank you. But this apprentice thing don't work for me. Titlewise, it is a bit of a step down from Plunder Vine Prince of Dark Friendship.

Galvatron (G1): And Emperor of Destruction, Galvatron. And Jack's is Evil Boy Genius.

Linda Ryan/The Shrederette: And mine is the Greatest Realm Traveler of all time. That and the Shredderette.

Chase Young: I'm not offering you anything but a chance to get the job. You and your friends are up against Katnappé.

Katnappé: Purrrfect.

Ryvine Sparkle: Katnappé?!

King K. Rool: I'll show her, that human feline!

Chase Young: If you want the job, you have to beat Katnappé to the next Shen Gong Wu.

Cyclonus (G1): We are on it, Chase Young.

Sweep No. 1: You can count on us, Chase.

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: I know that Ryan won't know what hit him and the Irelanders. [chuckles]

[Ryvine laughs then pulls the screen. To the heroes]

Ryan F-Freeman: I hope Dojo and I sensed this new Shen Gong Wu is called the Woozy Shooter. It makes a purple haze that confuse anyone and make them act goofy. Like gameshow contestants.

Dojo: I agree with you, Ryan.

Menasor (PWT): Well, I don't want to get goofy.

Cody Fairbrother: I guess that is crazy. And I know Lady is my love. [to Connor] I think you know Karai was a human.

Connor Lacey: Yup.

Matau T. Monkey: I guess she became a mutant thanks to Shredder's snake mutagen. [shudders] Her as a snake mutant is creepy if you ask me.

Karai (Hamato Miwa): I can hear you, you know.

Cody Fairbrother: Oh, Karai. What a pleasant surprise.

[Bertram sees Jack fighting Robot Jack]

Bertram T. Monkey: Looks like Jack has taken a whiff already.

Holly O'Hair: And he have some company with him.

Queen Ryanara: A bit like my sister Nyana. I hope Mai is okay.

[The two Jacks and thier friends fall]

Ryvine Sparkle: Whoa!

Robot Jack Spicer: You don't know Jack, Jack.

Jack Spicer: No, YOU don't know Jack, Jack!

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Don't touch me, Jack!

Evil King: He's trying to find an off switch, Linda.

[They land on the ground]

Devastator (PWT): Should this Jack built a robot that is more lame then him?

Evil Ryan: I think so. And I found a new name for idiot; Jack.

[The Evil King activates his hi-tech goggles and see the Irelanders going with Dojo]

Dojo: The Woozy Shooter is that-a-way.

Evil King: Shen Gong...

Robot Jack Spicer: Wu?

[Ryvine and Jack punches Robot Jack]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Whoa.

Queen Nyana: Nice shot, Ryvine.

Ryvine Sparkle: Thank you, your highness.

[Robot Jack growls. To the Irelanders]

Bertram T. Monkey: There is the Woozy Shooter. With this, the laughter of Linda Ryan and her team will be ours for the hearing.

Bertram T. Monkey-Bot: Yes. You are right, my friend. The darkness in you has grown strong.

Bertram T. Monkey: Oh. What do you know. It's my mini-robot.

Connor Lacey: You think so? They are nice.

Ryan F-Freeman: I may not know what a Blue Ribbon Sluthe is, Connor. But you think it is a bit suspicious?

Connor Lacey: Yeah.

Cody Fairbrother: I know it can't get any...

[Bertram-Bot tossed Bertram at a rock]

Matau T. Monkey: Bertram, are you okay?

Bertram T. Monkey: [off-screen, in Patrick Star's voice] Finland!

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