The gang discovers that they're superheroes

This is how the gang discovers that they're superheroes in Total Drama: Super Pals.

[Mike, now in superhero atire, regains consciousness on the roof of a building]

Ryan F-Freeman: What just happened? [groans]

Mike: [looks around] Is this... Maretropolis?

Ryan F-Freeman: I think it is. I wonder my Dark Ryan F-Freeman form works in this world.

Scott: [off-screen] Somebody wanna tell me just what the heck is going on here?

Crash Bandicoot: Great Scott! What are you wearing, Scott?

Scott: What do you mean?

Matau T. Monkey: You're wearing a costume.

Scott: A superhero one?

Matau T. Monkey: I'm wearing one too.

[Mike turns sees the rest of the gang and gasps]

Crash Bandicoot: What are you looking at, Mike?

Mike: Holly new personas, guys!

Cupcake Slash: Really? Wow. [to Ryan] Can you transform into your Dark Ryan F-Freeman form?

Zoey: Actually, Cupcake, now might not be the perfect time to do so.

Cupcake Slash: Ok. Ryan will do it later.

Mike: You're... Arrowhead Lass.

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice hero name for Zoey, Mike. Or should I call you Multi-lad?

Mike: Wow! Cool!

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks.

Mike: And look at Duncan. He's Fluid-Guy!

Crash Bandicoot: Contralto. I think your hero name is Siren Girl.

Mike: And Lightning is White Lightning

Matau T. Monkey: Crash is Bandicootman.

Mike: Wow! Look at Gwen! She's Ghost Gal!

Ryan F-Freeman: Wait! Where's Sci-Twi?

Sci-Twi: Here!

Ryan F-Freeman: There you are. Don't tell me you turned into Midnight Sparkle.

Sci-Twi: I'm someone far more better than her. I'm The Masked Matter-Horn.

Ryan F-Freeman: Very good, Sci-Twi!

Mike: And Cameron is Knowledge Guy!

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan. I think your hero name is Ryan Who.

Ryan F-Freeman: You're right.

Matau T. Monkey: While you got Equestrian Magic flowing through you, Master Ryan. But you can call me Matman.

Mike: And Courtney is the Human Cricket!

Ryan F-Freeman: Cupcake Slash. Your hero name must be Power-Cake.

Cupcake Slash: Yeah.

Cody Fairbrother: Call me Codonic.

Sierra: Oooh! What's my hero name?

Ryan F-Freeman: I don't know. Rainbow girl?

Sierra: Well, what colour is my costume?

Cody Fairbrother: There rainbow colours on your costume.

Sierra: Then call me Rainbow Woman!

Ryan F-Freeman: I liked your hero name, Sierra. Rainbow Woman it is.

Mike: Wow! Look at Jo.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh wow! Jo is so strong.

Jo: Call me Jo-ack.

Matau T. Monkey: Nice name.

Ryan F-Freeman: Let's see which hero name Scott's got.

Scott: Call me Captain Switcharoo.

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice. Can I show you my Dark Ryan F-Freeman form?

Scott: No, thank you.

Mike: Oh my G-O-S-H! Look at Dawn!

Contralto: Dawn! That's a nice costume.

Mike: She is Madam Nature.

Crash Bandicoot: Great. Now we need a team name.

Zoey: But what about Sam?

Cupcake Slash: Sam. Nice outfit.

Heather: Hello? Forgetting somebody?

Ryan F-Freeman: Heather? You too?

Heather: Of course. But Sam's only wearing a pair of blue boots and a pointless red cape. I am Hawk Woman. I possess the abilities and instincts of nature's most fearsome predator.

[Cricket chirping]

Heather: Okay, its not my first choice. But it doesn't matter. Because a hero's true power is the power that lies within.

Alejandro: True, Heather. But your outfit is not more dazzling than mine.

Zoey: Loving the silver sunbrero, Alejandro.

Ryan F-Freeman: You thought up a hero name, Alejandro?

Alejandro: Indeed I have. Commando De Espalon.

Scott: Okay. I have no idea what that even means.

Ryan F-Freman: Me nether, Scott.

Alejandro: Means Commander of Espanol is spanish.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks for reminding me, Alejandro.[to Sci-Twi] Right, Twilight 2?

Twilight 2: Yeah.

Dakota: [off-screen] Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Matau T. Monkey: Oh, no! I hope that's not the Dazzlings!

Ryan F-Freeman: Relax, Matau! That's just Dakota!

Crash Bandicoot: I'll go see who's singing.

Dakota: No need. It was me.

Ryan F-Freeman: Phew. I thought it was the Dazzlings.

Matau T. Monkey: Ahem.

Ryan F-Freeman: I meant, Matau thought it was the Dazzlings.

Matau T. Monkey: Thank you, Master Ryan.

Dakota: My hero name is Star-Struck. I can control the people I sing to.

Crash Bandicoot: Do you think you got a pendant?

Dakota: Nah. I have a microphone that protects my singing.

Ryan F-Freeman: That's good. I can control people I sing to with my pendant.

Anne Maria: Hey, hey. Check me out.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow, Anne. You look awesome!

Mike: Anne Maria is Anne Machica.

Contralto: Now. We need a team name.

Mike: We already have one. The Super Pals. [hears an explosion behind him] What was that?

[They peek over the building and see the Joker making his way out of the museum]

Ryan F-Freeman: It's the Joker!

Joker: Super Pals! [laughs] How kind of you to join us!

Ryan F-Freeman: What do you mean us?

The Joker: [laughs crazily]

Crash Bandicoot: What's so funny?

Scott: Did he just call us... Super Pals?

Matau T. Monkey: You got that right, Captain Switcheroo.

Mike: We're the... the superheroes from my comic book. It somehow zapped us all in here.

Ryan F-Freeman: We are in a Comic book.[to the Joker] Get ready to face Ryan Who!

Duncan (Total Drama): Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike and I have to say Rainbow Dash and Spike's line first. [clears his throat] So somebody can zap us back out!

Mike: My comic book. It said that the only way to get back to where we started was to defeat the Joker. Our arch nemesis

Matau T. Monkey: You're right, Mike. [to the Joker] I'm Matman.

The Joker: Yes, yes. I've heard it before. But I think its time for the mane event.

Ryan F-Freeman: Then let's battle![to Dakota and Contralto] Siren Girl and Star-Struck. Sing with me to hypnotize the Joker.

Matau T. Monkey: But this film is exactly like the MLP Episode Power Ponies. You have to do what the characters in Power Ponies did.

Ryan F-Freeman: Good idea, Matman.

[The Joker grabs a prestle cart and hurls it at the Super Pals]

Crash Bandicoot: DUCK!!

[The prestle cart heads straight for Heather]

[crash]

[When the smoke clears, everyone sees that Heather's gone]

Duncan (Total Drama): Heather! Where'd she go?!

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll find her as Dark Ryan F-Freeman.[transforms into his Dark Ryan F-Freeman form]

[They suddenly see her]

Ryan F-Freeman: I hear Heather's voice. [to Cody] Cody transform into your Light Cody Fairbrother form and follow me.

Heather: [floats up in front of him] No need to. I'm right here. [flies off] Wheeeeeee!!

Cody Fairbrother: Why can't I do that?

Ryan F-Freeman: You got Equestrian Magic flowing through you, Cody. Can you transform?

Cody Fairbrother: Shouldn't Mike be saying what Spike was saying in the Power Ponies episode?

Matau T. Monkey: I know what Spike said.[pulls out a tape recorder and pressed the play button]

Spike the Dragon: She could be anywhere by now. Pinkie is Fili-Second, the fastest pony in all of Maretroplis.

Matau T. Monkey: Now you say it Mike. But remember to say Heather and Hawk Woman. Just repeat after the recording.

Mike: Ok, Matau. Ahem. She could be anywhere by now. Heather is Hawk Woman, the fastest flying hero in all of Maretroplis.

[Alejandro takes out a lasso and throws it at the Joker but it works against him]

[whipping noise]

Ryan F-Freeman: You got him!

Alejandro: No! I think i got a lamp-post instead.

[The lasso pulls Alejandro down to the lamp-post and tangles him up]

Ryan F-Freeman: It's just like what Applejack did.

Alejandro: [grunting]

Joker: [cackles]

Ryan F-Freeman: We'll show you![to Sci-Twi] Twilight 2! Freeze him!

Twilight 2: Do what?!

Ryan F-Freeman: You're the Masked Matter-Horn for crying out loud! You can shoot all kinds of crazy beams from your hands.

[Sci-Twi tries to but it doesn't work]

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll help you. Try again!

Sci-Twi: There are no second chances.

Ryan F-Freeman: I got magic. Let's try again.

Joker: You know, I'm beginning to enjoy this. [cackles]

Mike: Duncan, quick! You're Fluid-Guy! And your superpower is turning into liquid to get out of dangerous booby traps.

Duncan: Ok. I'll try.

[Duncan imagines himself in liquid form and he turns into it]

Crash Bandicoot: Wow. That didn't work.

[Heather comes back]

Ryan F-Freeman: Come on, Cody. Fly!

Cody Fairbrother: I'm trying!

Ryan F-Freeman: You've got Equestrian Magic in you. Transform into your Light Cody Fairbrother form.

Cody Fairbrother: I can't!

Duncan (Total Drama): Let me help. [slithers across the floor and everyone starts sliding on him]

Cody Fairbrother: Here we go. Surf's up!

Everyone else: [screaming and yelling]

Mike: Dawn! You're Madam Nature! Lose your temper, and you'll turn into a huge, fearsome animal!

Dawn: Oh, gosh. That wouldn't be very polite.

Mike: Ugh! Cameron! Use your mind to create an attack construct!

Cameron: What's an attack construct?!

Mike: Just think of something, anything, and your mind makes it appear.

Matau T. Monkey: C'mon, Cameron. Give it a try.

[Cameron does so]

Mike: Something useful.

Matau T. Monkey: Like a net to catch the Joker.

[Mike slips on Duncan and falls off the building landing next to the Joker]

Matau T. Monkey: I'm coming, Multi-lad!

Mike: It's okay. I got it. [spots something in the Joker's hand] The Electro-Orb!

Joker: Well, this has been quite the mane-raising experience. But I really must be going. [laughs]

[Mike grabs the orb from the Joker and attempts to sneak off with it but trips and drops it. The Joker picks it up]

Joker: Why, thank you, Multi-lad! Or should I thank your sidekick, Game Guy! [laughs crazily as he leaves]

Ryan F-Freeman: Get back here, Joker!

Mike: Sam is... Game Guy? [sees Duncan sliding towards him] Oh, no! [starts slipping and sliding on him] Alejandro, you've got to stop Duncan from making the ground slippery.

Alejandro: But every time I move, [straining noises] This rope gets tighter.

Mike: You're physically connected to it. Just tell it where you want it to go and it'll obey you.

Ryan F-Freeman: Do what Applejack did, Alejandro.

[Alejandro does so and Duncan turns back into his human form dragging everyone with him]

Mike: Ow!

Contralto: Are you ok, Mike?

Mike: Yeah. Are you alright Zoey?

Zoey: Yeah. Ryan helped me when a tornado appears.

Gwen: That was Slip-tastic!

Ryan F-Freeman: Gwen? What are you doing here?

Gwen: I was transported here with you. Remember?

Ryan F-Freeman: Cool. You noticed I'm in my Dark Ryan F-Freeman form, right?

Gwen: Yeah. But that makes you look like a villain. I think you should change back.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. I'll teach Cody how to transform when we're out of the comic book.[changes back to himself]

Alejandro: Let me get this straight. We've been teleported into some kind of comic book world?

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, yes. But it's called Maretropolis.

Mike: And I think we have to stop the Joker from using his doomsday device to destroy it.

Crash Bandicoot: Right. Let me see where the Joker is at. I can fly like Superman.

Heather: So the rest of us Super Pals will take care of the Joker and get ourselves back to the Autobot base.

Ryan F-Freeman: Right. We got our superpowers.

Sam (Total Drama): [sighs] Almost all of us have superpowers.

Matau T. Monkey: But you must have them too, Sam.

Cameron: Yeah. And your character's wearing a cape and a pair of blue boots.

Sam (Total Drama): Yeah, for absolutely no reason. He's pretty much useless...

Mike: Good thing you're not really Game Guy then.

Matau T. Monkey: You know, Mike. I placed a tracking device on the Joker while he's not looking.

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay. Mike, where is the Joker building his doomsday device?

Matau T. Monkey: Let's see.[summons his Demonbuster Armor] Demonbeuster Armor. You know where the Joker is going?

Ryan F-Freeman: I was asking Mike, Matau. Not you.

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry, Master Ryan. I'm asking the same question to my Demonbeuster Armor.

Mike: His secret headquarters. But we'd better get there quick. That glowing orb he just stole is what he's going to use to power it up.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok. [climbs into his Demonbuster armor] Watch out, Joker. Here comes a friend to the Super Pals and his name is Matman.

Lightning (Total Drama): Sha-bam! Lead the way, Mike!

Ryan F-Freeman: Let's roll.

[Later at a circus tent]

Mike: There it is.

Crash Bandicoot: Is that a circus tent?

Mike: Alright, Super Pals, here's the plan. Cam, you, me and... [but before he can finish, Duncan is already the building]

Ryan F-Freeman: What is Duncan doing?

Duncan (Total Drama): Come on out, Joker! Or the Super Pals are comin' in. [punches a lamp-post]

Mike: So much for Element of Surprise.

Matau T. Monkey: I suppose we'll just stay here and wait for him, then.

Dawn (Total Drama): Maybe he's not home. Maybe we should come back later.

The Joker: [evil laughter]

Cupcake Slash:[in Sing-song] He's home.

[The door opens and clowns of all shapes and sizes come out]

Matau T. Monkey: You got henchmen with you, Joker? Let's settle this Mano-a-Mat-mono.

Jo: Time to Super Pal up!

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey! That's a nice catchphrase.

Jo: Thanks! Anyways, let's take these jokesters down.

Ryan F-Freeman: Right. Matau. You go fight the Joker! We'll fight those henchmen of his.

Matau T. Monkey: No, Master Ryan. Let me fight beside you.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Matau.[to the Joker] Ok, Joker. Get ready to fight Ryan Who as Dark Ryan F-Freeman![transforms into his Dark Ryan F-Freeman form]

The Joker: I don't think so. I have a city to destroy. And I'm not about to let the Super Pals. Not this time!

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh please. What exactly do you think you're going to do to stop the Super Pals? I have magic. And you have Nothing!

The Joker: [holds up a can of crazy string] I have this!

Matau T. Monkey: What's that, Mike?

Mike: The crazy string spray ray of doom. It freezes you in your tracks and renders your powers useless.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks for telling me, Mike. Run for it!!

[Zoey attempts to jump at the Joker but he fires his crazy string and freezes her solid]

Matau T. Monkey: Well, my hero is a bit like Batman. I'll go get the Joker.[to the Joker] Have at you!!!

[But the Joker freezes him too]

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau!![to the Joker] You'll pay for that. You have froze my friends one to many all ready! You need to be dealt with! [fires a fireball at the Joker]

[But the Joker stops the fireball in mid air]

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. That didn't work. I'll take you on up-close and personal![charges at the Joker]

[Mike and the others join him and they run at the Joker. But the Joker fires the crazy string and freezes them all at once]

Ryan F-Freeman: Uh oh. I can't move my legs or wings.

Gwen: [grunts] None of us can.

Matau T. Monkey: Cody! Transform into your Light Cody Fairbrother form and get the Joker!

Cody Fairbrother: I can't, Matau! He froze me too.

Ryan F-Freeman: You're right, Cody. I can't change back. It feels like I got covered in the Kragle.

The Joker: [evil laughter]

Ryan F-Freeman: Sam! Run for your life!!

Sam (Total Drama): No. Let this happen to you. I'll find a way to help you. Like Spike the Dragon does.

Crash Bandicoot: Well, hide behind that ball, Sam!

[Sam hides]

Cody Fairbrother: Ha! You'll never find Game Guy, Joker.

[Later, Sam is climbing through an air vent]

Crash Bandicoot: You don't think you could spray Game Guy with this thing, do you, Joker?

[In the air vent]

Sam: Ok. This will be easy. But what am I supposed to do? They're the ones with superpowers. I guess they've already found out a way to escape. I hope.

[Sam falls out of the vent]

Ryan F-Freeman: Joker. Is it Autumn all ready?

The Joker: Congratulations, Super Pals. You have succeeded in becoming the first victims of my doomsday device.

Matau T. Monkey: If I can move. I'd Batrang your butt by now.

The Joker: You shall live just long enough to see me fire... the instrument of your destruction! [cackles] Once the Electro-Orb has powered it up completely, this cannon will amplify the power of my body one million times, expelling an energy blast that will cause everybody in Maretropolis's bodies to grow wild! [laughs] You will be my weapon's first victims, and there is nobody who can save you from this fate! [evil laughter]

Contralto: Great. Why are you monologueing?

Dawn (Total Drama): Ahem. I don't mean to interrupt, but aren't you forgetting about somebody?

Cody Fairbrother: Sam!

The Joker: Game Guy? Fat guy? No superpowers whatsoever? [laughs] He's utterly useless!

Matau T. Monkey: You bet that I'm Matman.

Th Joker: Puh-lease. Everybody knows you just keep him around because you [condescending tone] feel sowwy for him. Wah. Wah.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh, ha ha ha. Very funny.[in Iago's voice] Not!

Mike: Ryan, let me handle this. [to the Joker] Maybe in your world. But in our world, Sam— uh, Game Guy always comes through when we need him! Always!

Cupcake Slash: I agree with Multi-Lad.

Sam:  I'm not like Game Guy! When my friends really need me, I do come through! And they need me now!

Ryan F-Freeman: Well said, Sam. Now can you get us unstuck?

Sam: You've got to do what Twilight and her friends do.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. Come on friends! Do what Twilight and her friends do.

Sam: But not just yet. I have to remove the pony spraying you first. Wait there. [crawls foward]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. [to Cody] Cody, can you transform into your Light Cody Fairbrother form when Sam gets this crazy string off us?

Cody Fairbrother: Okay.

The Joker: [laughs] I see dementia must be a side-effect of prolonged exposure to the Crazy string spray ray of doom. [laughs] Tonight, we stand upon the brink of immortality, for we collectively – though, mostly me – have finally defeated our most hated nemeses! We have hurled the brush of badness into the now fearful face of [laughs] goodness, and have struck a blow for freedom in the name of oppression! And nothing will stop us! [laughs]

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. But, riddle me this. What's unstuck?

Sam: [pushing a box] Come on!

Ryan F-Freeman: Keep going, Sam. I'll stall the Joker.

[Sam keeps pushing until the box falls]

Matau T. Monkey: That's it. [to the Joker] You know that I'm friends with Batman.

[Chain rattling]

Contralto: What's happening, Ryan?

[The box lands near the pony aiming the spray and Sam jumps onto it and sprays the henchmen with crazy string]

Matau T. Monkey: Way to go, Sam. Can you unfreeze us?

Sam: You have to do that yourselves. Do what Twilight and her friends do.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok. C'mon friends. Let's unfreeze ourselves.

[Everyone starts unfreezing and Cameron uses his mind to create a giant knife that cuts through the bars]

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll help you with this, Cody.[uses his magic on Cody]

Duncan (Total Drama): [to Dawn] Get mad!

Matau T. Monkey: Now I can fight!

Dawn (Total Drama): I'm trying! [grunting]

[Cody transforms into his Light Cody Fairbrother form]

Heather: Tag! Tag! Tag!

Ryan F-Freeman: C'mon, Cody. Let's get the Joker!

The Joker: Over there! There! There! [growls] Idiots!

Crash Bandicoot: I'm coming for you![fights the Jokers's henchmen while humming the Superman theme song]

Cameron: Okay. It's time to work some magic.

Ryan F-Freeman: Let me, Cody and Twilight 2 help you, Cameron.

[Cameron uses his mind to create a pair of ice skates]

Ryan F-Freeman: Time to see the light, Joker![he and Cody uses their magic to shine at the Joker's eyes]

[Duncan turns into Liquid form]

The Joker: OW!! My eyes! My Eyes!!

Duncan: Need some place to put these guys?

Matau T. Monkey: I'll build a cage.[uses his magic to make a cage]

[Duncan throws them in]

Matau T. Monkey: It's you, me and Game Guy now, Joker.

[Ryan sees Dawn leaving]

Ryan F-Freeman: Dawn, where are you going?

Dawn (Total Drama): Well, you seem to have everything under control.

Ryan F-Freeman: No. You can help us fight the Joker. Get mad, Dawn!

[The Joker aims his doomsday device at Dawn]

Dawn (Total Drama): I'm sorry. It's just that nothing is making me mad.

Cody Fairbrother: I'll get the Joker to do something to make Dawn mad.

[Cody puts a firefly in the Joker's line of fire]

Cody Fairbrother:[surprised] Oh no! Dawn! The Joker shot a firefly!

Dawn (Total Drama): [gasp] Oh my goodness! [to the firefly] Are you okay?

[The firefly stops glowing]

Crash Bandicoot: Sorry, Dawn. It's dead.

Dawn (Total Drama): [to the Joker] Are... you kidding me?!

The Joker: No. [laughs crazily]

Dawn (Total Drama): I mean, I know you're evil and everthing, but you hurt one tiny firefly?! Really?! [voice getting deeper] Well, you're just a great big meanie! [voice getting even deeper] There!! I said it!! What makes you think you're so special?! Like the rules of respect don't apply to you?! [voice grows deeper] WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE?! [roars]

Matau T. Monkey: Nice job, Cody. You made Dawn angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

Mike: Whoa! She's a dinosaur!

Ryan F-Freeman: I was hoping for She-Hulk.[to Sci-Twi] Right, Sci-Twi?

Sci-Twi: Yeah.

[Ryan and Cody change back to themselves]

[Dawn roars again]

Matau T. Monkey: Have at you, Joker!!

[Dawn runs at him]

Matau T. Monkey: Dawn! Destroy Joker's machine. I'll get the Joker.

[Matau jumps on the Joker and Dawn destroys the machine]

Matau T. Monkey: Looks like I got you, Joker.

[Dawn then looks apologetic]

Mike: Alright!

The Joker: Let's fight, Matman!