Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents - Fairly Odd Baby/Transcript

Here's the transcript of Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents - Fairly Odd Baby.

Prologue
(The movie starts at the 100 Acre Wood, where Pooh and his friends [Along with The Justice Acre Wood Brood (excluding Timmy Turner, Cosmo, and Wanda) and Zazu] are waiting) (Then, Loud Family just arrived) (Then, Olive, Tai, and his friends had also arrived) (Sora comes in) (Then Ash and his friends arrived too) (Then it was Joe) (Meanwhile were others are, Simba was drinking from the pond, and usually…) (Petrie comes in) (Then Pooh, Ash, Tai, and his friends had arrived) (Then, Zordon and Alpha 5 arrived) (Then, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance and Shining Armor has arrived too) (So they on Gummie Ship and it set to blast off) (And So Pooh, Ash, Littlefoot, Simba, Sora, Tino, Tommy, Alex, SpongeBob, and Twilight are off to Dimmsdale)
 * Rabbit: What’s taking Tai and others so long? They should be here.
 * Peck: Don't worry Rabbit, Olive is getting right now.
 * Zazu: Well good thing we have a Genius kid on our side. Besides, I couldn’t get these kids and their Digimon up myself.
 * Otis: Sure you would, Zazu.
 * Pig: Hey, I think I see the car coming in.
 * Lincoln: Hey, guys.
 * Tigger: Why it's Lincoln Loud and his sisters.
 * Piglet: Glad you guys could make it.
 * Lynn: Like we would miss having an adventure with our cousin's favorite pals.
 * Rita Loud: Hello everyone.
 * Zazu: But why you have to bring your parents along?
 * Luan: They wanted to see what we do with you guys from time to time.
 * Lynn Loud Sr.: You inspire our kids so much on these adventures...
 * Rita Loud: We wanted to explore with you
 * Winnie the Pooh: Well welcome abroad.
 * Eeyore: So anyway, where’s Olive and the DigiDestined now?
 * Piglet: Well Eeyore, I think I see them coming now.
 * Olive Doyle: Hi, everyone. I'm back!
 * Rabbit: It’s about time, what took you all so long?
 * Tai Kamiya: (Laughs weirdly) Well, you know.
 * Piglet: Oh, Tai, you overslept again, didn't you?
 * Izzy Izumi: Well, how you every guest?
 * Tigger: It's the thought that counts, Issy-Boy.
 * Agumon: We tried to get him up.
 * Matt Ishida: Yeah, but he never listens to any of us until Olive showed up.
 * Olive Doyle: And it’s a good thing that I had Zhane to help me to wake him up.
 * Eeyore: If you ask me, that nobody is. Where are Sora, Mimi, and Joe?
 * Sora Takenouchi: Hey, wait. Don't start without us, sorry we're late.
 * Winnie the Pooh: It's fine, Sora. But where’s Mimi?
 * Rabbit: She’s probably shopping in some mall or something.
 * Leni: The mall? I should have gone with her.
 * Lori: Maybe another time Leni.
 * Leni: Okay.
 * Lincoln: Wait, there's Mimi now?
 * Mimi Tachikawa: Oh, get out of their, Palmon. You're too heavy to push.
 * Palmon: Mimi, how's that gonna look? I suppose to look like a baby.
 * Mimi Tachikawa: You just grow up, now get out.
 * T.K Takaishi: Thanks for letting us coming along for having a mission with you guys.
 * Tigger: (Laughs) No problems, T.K.!
 * Winnie the Pooh: It really nice that you all coming with us for this mission, ???.
 * Kari Kamiya: We really appreciate it.
 * Tai Kamiya: Well then, let’s get going.
 * Abby: Hold It! We can't just leave yet, Tai.
 * Tai Kamiya: Wow, man! What do you mean of "We can't just leave yet", Abby? We’re ready to go the mission.
 * Abby: I know we are Tai but are we missing someone else?
 * Zazu: Ha! Apparently, Joe and Gomamon haven’t arrived yet.
 * Olive Doyle: I know, what's taking them so long? I mean it doesn't take them that long to get here.
 * Ash Ketchum: Hey! Hey you guys! Over here!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Ash.
 * Tai Kamiya: Nice of you, Misty and Brock, to drop in again.
 * Misty: Thanks, Tai.
 * Brock: So is everyone ready? Littlefoot, Simba, Sora, Spongebob, Bugs, Thomas, Alex, Tino, Twilight, Tommy and the others are waiting for us.
 * Tigger: Yeah, let’s get the show on the…
 * Familiar Voice (VO): STOP!
 * All: Huh?!
 * Joe Kido: I wanna come too! Don't start to I get there! I love Pooh's Adventures, hold on!
 * Tai Kamiya: Alright, we won't start without you.
 * Timon: Tim brand!! (laughs) Sorry, Simba. But you know are you the wet one who so big. Up, Pumba. (Pumba drag Tromo to Dane) You guineas!
 * Littlefoot: You're late.
 * Petrie: Oh sorry, Petrie, uh-- Take big nap. (Yawning) So, uh, what me miss?
 * Cera: We're still waiting for Pooh, Ash, Tai, and the others to show up because they have a special plan for us.
 * Simba: I wonder what’s keeping them?
 * Sora (KH): Don’t worry, Simba. I’m sure they’ll be here very soon.
 * Donald Duck: You said it!
 * Marty: I don't get it. It's not like that Pooh to be late.
 * Melman: Do you think something's wrong?
 * -Well, I don't know and I don't care.
 * Pumbaa: Didn’t they tell you what they’re up to, ??? ?
 * -They’re saying we gonna had a mission.
 * Littlefoot: Say that again?
 * Ducky: A new mission? Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes!
 * Cera: But Ducky, we don't know anything about this mission unless they told us.
 * Ducky: Oh, yes. That is right. We don't even know that this mission is really good or not.
 * Simba: (Laughs) I think we should wait until they get here, so they can tell us themselves.
 * Mickey Mouse: Good idea, Simba.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: I really hope that this new quest filled with much imagination
 * Eugene Krabs: Well, uh, I guess you’re right, Simba and SpongeBob.
 * -I wonder who else they're bringing along.
 * -Whoever it is. It's going to be lots of fun.
 * Tommy Oliver: So where are they now?
 * Alex: Hey, they are coming now!
 * Ash Ketchum: Hey guys, sorry were little late.
 * Sora (KH): Don’t worry, Ash. We’re just eating a feat that Austin & Ally prepared for us before going on today's mission with you guys.
 * Mickey Mouse: Yeah, Ash. Don’t worry about us.
 * Donald Duck: Yeah, we're pretty strong by ourselves.
 * Kairi: Yeah, no worries.
 * Tino Tonitini: So what this mission is about?
 * Winnie the Pooh: Well, Zordon says that he'll explain everything once he arrives.
 * Familiar Voice: And we're here now.
 * Sora: Zordon!
 * Alpha 5: Hello, everyone.
 * Timon: And Alpha 5!
 * Riku: Glad you two could make it.
 * ???: Not just them.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia?! Princess Luna?! Princess Cadance?! Shining Armor?! What are you guys doing here?!
 * Shining Armor: We just help Zordon for today’s mission.
 * Gosyland: You guys...want to come on our adventures?
 * Yoshino: Even you two?
 * Yoshinono: You don't like being princesses anymore?
 * Princess Celestia: Not exactly. Battling the Everfree Forest alongside Star Swirl made us realize what we've missed out on. So, instead of spending the day ruling...
 * Princess Luna: ...and the night patrolling dreams...
 * Princess Celestia: ...we wanted a chance to do the things you do. Save the day! Adventure with friends! Shampoo anteaters.
 * Spike: I'm pretty sure Fluttershy's the only pony that does that.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ok, but Shining Armor, Cadance, what about kingdom and Flurry Heart?
 * Princess Cadance: Don't worry. We have a sitter to watch over her and the kingdom.
 * Ash Ketchum: So you said that we had a mission for us, Zordon?
 * Zordon: I did. A few months ago, I mentioned a new powerful child being born.
 * Princess Celestia: So we started looking for the parents of this new child.
 * Princess Luna: Regretfully, we haven't found them yet.
 * Alpha 5: However, after miles of searching, we found the area where the baby is going to be born for the next few months.
 * Rocky DeSantos: And where is that, Alpha?
 * Alpha 5: It's a place you all know well: Dimmsdale.
 * Trinket: Dimmsdale?!?! That's where Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda are.
 * Grandpa Longneck: Well that is amazing.
 * Aisha Campbell: So do you think they're having the baby?
 * Billy Cranston: Only time will tell.
 * Ttark: But for now, let's all head over there and greet them.
 * Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. Let's go.
 * Iago: The sooner we get to Dimmsdale the better.
 * King Louie: You said it.
 * Gordon: Yeah, can't wait to see them again.
 * Rarity: Me too.
 * Misty: There's just one problem.
 * Lor McQuarrie: What's that, Misty?
 * Misty: How do we get there?
 * Goofy: Let’s use the Gummie Ship that holds 500 people.
 * Winnie the Pooh: I couldn't agree more. [Chuckles]
 * Sora (KH): Well then, Dimmsdale, here we come!
 * Donald Duck: Blast off!

Desperation for a Baby/Who's having the Baby?
(The scene begins in Dimmsdale where Wanda as an airplane flies over the park) (Timmy opens pad shoot) (Suddenly Cosmo and Wanda sobs even harder) (All day, Cosmo and Wanda get distracted by babies making Timmy crashing into a bird fountain and get eaten by a shark. Meanwhile, at Turners House, the heroes get bored waiting for Timmy ) (Suddenly Timmy crashed into the roof and onto his bed.) (Flashback to when Cosmo was born in Fairy World) (Suddenly Baby Cosmo turns Jorgen into a bomb and exploded Fairy World) (Flashback ends) (Wanda poofs up a giant version of Da Rules) (Suddenly, the gang is teleport to Fairy World's Fairy Academy) (Cosmo and Wanda makes the wish but nothing happened) (The next day) (Suddenly Cosmo barfs on Timmy) (Cosmo and Wanda laughed) (Later on, Cosmo kept barfing on Timmy, at a parade, showing his affection on Trixie Tang, and from coming out of the shower)
 * Wanda: Hello ladies and gentlemen. This is your airplane speaking. If our look our your right side of my armpit, you'll see we're right over Dimmsdale Park.
 * Timmy Turner: Cool! Geronimo! (jumps off the plane)
 * Cosmo: Timmy, pull my finger. I mean, ripcord.
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks, Cosmo. It sure is comforting to know that my fairy godparents are always there to protect me
 * Cosmo: Sure thing, Timmy. We never let you down
 * Wanda: (turned into a dog) Aww. What a cute baby.
 * Cosmo: WHERE!?!? (disappears leaving Timmy to fall and turns into a dog) You're right, Wanda. This is the cutest one yet.
 * Timmy Turner: I WISH I HAD ANOTHER!!! (crashes) parachute.
 * Cosmo: Timmy, watch where you're falling! You almost hit the baby!
 * Wanda: Oh, look Cosmo, there's another one
 * A Woman: (feeding her baby) Oh, do you like the weird pink and green dogs, then mommy well get you some because you're mommy's, precious baby. And I can't imagine why any couple wouldn't have their very own baby.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Awwww. (then suddenly cries)
 * Timmy Turner: Cosmo, Wanda, what's gotten into you two. You're supposed to be my parachute! (sees the mom) Uh, I mean, roll over?
 * Mom: Are these oddly-colored, hysterically dog yours, little boy?
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, yeah. There are... Alaskian blubber hounds
 * A Woman: Did they ever had puppies? I bet they make the cutest baby blubber hounds.
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, that's great. Have a nice day with your baby. Come on your two. Let's get back to sky diving.
 * Abby: Got any threes?
 * Freddy: Go Fish.
 * Ruby: Got any nines?
 * Bugs Bunny: Here you go.
 * Lisa: Lynn, do you possess any sevens?
 * Lynn: Hope you've got gas in your boat.
 * Lisa: Pardon? I have no aquatic vehicles.
 * Lynn: Cause you're going fishing! Lori, you seemed pretty interested in deuces last round. Got any?
 * Iago: I can't take it any more! Where is the world is Timmy?
 * Daffy Duck: Yeah he was supposed to be here an hour ago.
 * Squidward Tentacles: Oh will you quit worrying.
 * Percy: Yeah he'll be here any moment.
 * Scootaloo: When? It's not like he's gonna fall out of the sky.
 * Apple Bloom: Apparently he can.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh, hello Timmy.
 * Timmy Turner: (angry) Hey guys.
 * Louie: Why are you in such a bad mood?
 * Huey: Yeah, you usually have the time of life right now.
 * Timmy Turner: I would be if some people weren't totally distracted and ignoring me!
 * Wanda: Did you hear something, Cosmo?
 * Cosmo: (putting a diaper on) Nope. Ow! Pin!
 * Timmy Turner: Well look at Cosmo and Wanda.
 * Carver Descartes: I don't see it.
 * James the Red Engine: It looks like they're doing normal grownup things.
 * Freddy: Yeah, Wanda taking up knitting and Cosmo putting a diaper on himself.
 * Timmy Turner: Exactly! Wanda's knitting booties and Cosmo's wearing a diaper. Ok, he wears them all the time. But not when you're knitting booties. It's like you guys are all distracted by baby stuff
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Don't say the "B" word!
 * Leni: What "B" word? Baby?
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Why do you torture us?!?!
 * Leni: Sorry.
 * Launchpad: And I thought Baby Lily would act like a baby.
 * Lynn Loud Sr.: True, but our baby is growing out of being a baby.
 * Scrooge McDuck: So if you two want a baby, then stop acting like babies, have a baby of your own.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: You all said the B word 7 times.
 * Aisha Campbell: We don't get the picture. What's so depressing about having a, "you know what"?
 * Kairi: Yeah don't you have them anymore?
 * Wanda: Oh, it's not that simple, Kairi. Fairies can't have babies whenever they want.
 * Timmy Turner: Why not?
 * Cosmo: Well, it all started when the last baby was born in Fairy World.
 * Bagheera: Who was that?
 * Cosmo: ME!!!
 * Young Jorgen Von Strangle: Coochie-Coochie coo. You're so cute.
 * Young Jorgen Von Strangle: And deadly!
 * Rabbit: Oh yes. I see what you mean.
 * Eugene Krabs: No kidding.
 * Cera: You were just a big as a problem as a baby then today.
 * Cosmo: In fact, I was so cute and deadly, that after I came along, The Supreme Fairy Council said, "They never wanted anything like me to ever happen again".
 * Eeyore: It figures.
 * Princess Cadence: Babies could be unpredicable.
 * Wanda: And besides, Fairies live forever, so there's really no need to have babies of our own.
 * Cosmo: That's why we get godkids instead. To fill the void! (sucks on his thumb)
 * Timmy Turner: Wow, I never knew you guys wanted to have your own baby. Actually, might be kind of cool to have a little godbrother or sister. Hey, how 'bout I just wish us up a baby.
 * Wanda: Oh, Timmy, you can't just wish us up a baby. Can you?
 * Genie: Better check the rules on this.
 * Timmy Turner: Things that can't be wished for: Winning a contest, Falling in Love, (checked everything)...Nope. Nothing in here says I can't. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish you guys were having a...
 * ???: STOP!!!
 * Baloo: Oh what now!?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: There has been a disturbance in fairy force. Someone was just about to wish for the "B" word. (sees our heroes) Ahh, you guys. Big surprise.
 * Dewey: Who that big giant?
 * Wanda: That's Jorgen von Stangle. The toughest fairy in the universe.
 * Phineas Flynn: So what are we doing here?
 * Toby: Probably stopping about wishing the "you know what".
 * Timmy Turner: Well, there's nothing in the rules that says I can't wish for the "B" word.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ha. That is where you are wrong, Timmy Turner! (looks at Da Rules) Um, No wishing yourself into a fairy, No wishing somebody back to life. No Tom Cruise. Darn it! I must remember to write down these new rules! (checks his pocket) Here it is. I wrote it on a sticky note but never officially put it in. You win this round, Timmy Turner. But be warned, you have...
 * Timmy Turner: Idea what I wished for. Blah, blah, bad idea, blah, blah, consequences. Enough! I wish Cosmo and Wanda would have a baby!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, what gives? Nothing happened.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ha! This is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner. Your wish will come true, but this only...
 * Timmy Turner: The beginning, blah, blah, have no idea what I've done, blah, blah, you'll be watching us, blah, blah.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH A SENTENCE!?!? Now go, while the camera pushes in on me, dramatically. Too much! Back off!
 * Mickey Mouse: Oh, don't be such a worry fairy, Jorgen.
 * Mia: Yeah, we'll take extra care of this new fairy baby.
 * Aladdin: Besides, it will probably about a few days before the baby kicks in.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah. What could possibly go wrong?
 * Timmy Turner: Cosmo, Wanda, we're back. Is my totally new and pudgy godbrother or sister here yet?
 * Origami Tobiichi: Hey, what gives Cosmo?
 * Pumbaa: Yeah, why did you barf on Timmy?
 * Timmy Turner: What's so funny?
 * Cosmo: What's wrong with me? Duh. Having a "B" word here.
 * Tigger: Wait, you're having the baby?!?! (gasps and sutters) What?!?!
 * Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
 * Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
 * Olive Doyle: What?
 * Andrea: What?!?
 * Lincoln: What!?!
 * Loud Sisters: What!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Phineas Flynn: What!?
 * Candace Flynn: What?
 * Isabella: What?
 * Burford: What?
 * Baljeet: What?
 * Fireside Girls: What?
 * Katie Knight: What?!?!
 * Otis: Wha--?!?
 * Pip, Abby, Pig Freddy, and Peck: Say what?!
 * Ash Ketchum: What?!
 * Littlefoot: What?
 * Cera: WHAT?!?!
 * Guido: What?
 * Simba: What?
 * Nala: What?
 * Timon: What?!
 * Pumbaa: What?!?
 * Zazu: What?!
 * Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
 * Goofy: Huh?
 * Kairi: Huh?!
 * Daffy Duck: What?!
 * Genie: [Gasp]
 * Tino Tonitini: Um, what?
 * Carver Descartes: What?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what?!
 * Doraemon: What?!
 * Sue, Big G, Sneech: What?!
 * Trinket: What?!
 * Shido Itsuka: What?!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: What?!
 * Patrick Star: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy Cheeks: Huh?!?!
 * Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!?
 * The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
 * Woody Woodpecker: WHAT?!?!?
 * Ttark: WHAT?!?!?
 * Thomas: WHAT?!
 * Percy: What?
 * James: What?
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?!
 * Spike the Dragon: What?
 * Rarity: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: WHAT?!?!
 * Pinkie Pie: WHAT?!?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! This is totally unbelievable and impossible!
 * Pip: Yeah she's right, I thought only females could have babies.
 * Wanda: Oh, fellas, everybody knows it's the boy fairy that has the baby.
 * Kari: No they don't.
 * King Louie: Man, that logic is so crazy dude.
 * Peck: And I thought sea horses were the one males to have them.
 * Cosmo: Guys, we really need to have a serious talk about The Birds and the Bee Gees.
 * Trinket: What does that have to do with anything?
 * Cosmo: You see, when the Bee Gees recorded Saturday Night Fever, everybody loved them. Then there was a backlash. "Too much Bee Gees", they said and...
 * Lucy Loud: Who cares?
 * Doraemon: And that has nothing to do with having a baby.
 * Riku: But, best to keep it like that.
 * Timmy Turner: So are we having a boy or a girl?
 * Cosmo: (barfs on Timmy) Right now, it's just a lot of barf. I think I'll call it, Barfolomew
 * Wanda: Uh, Cosmo's gotten a little morning sickness, sport.
 * Tish: How could he have morning sickness? It's 3 in the afternoon.
 * Ruby: So how long will this sickness last?
 * Wanda: Not long.
 * Bugs Bunny: And much is that?
 * Wanda: Well... 3 months.
 * Cosmo: Don't worry. It'll be fun. (feeling sick)
 * Timmy Turner: Has it been 3 months yet?
 * Grandma Longneck: Sadly, it's only been 3 hours.
 * Tentomon: But the way you're going, it feels like a few weeks.
 * Luan: Well, times flies when you barf. (laughs)
 * All: (groans)
 * Princess Nella: But, there is a bright side.
 * Timmy Turner: What's that?
 * Princess Nella: You got one day down. Now you just have 89 days left.
 * Timmy Turner: Well then I wish I had an umbrella.
 * Cosmo: Sorry.
 * Scrooge McDuck: Well, it can't get any worse than this.
 * Edward: Yeah, right Wanda?
 * Wanda: Not even close.
 * Origami: Why's that?
 * Rita Loud: Well, there two other problems that happen every time somebody is about to have baby: cravings and mood swings.
 * Guido: Oh come on. Can't be that bad.


 * Cosmo VO: Weird cravings
 * Timmy Turner: You ate my vintage baseball cards?!?!
 * Cosmo: Yep, and by the way, Daryl Strawberry, doesn't take like strawberry.


 * Cosmo VO: Weird Mood Swings!
 * Cosmo: It's a beautiful, sun-shinning, day. It makes me want to sing. (started singing then feels angry and grabs Timmy) WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!! LOOK AT ME I'M FAT!!! (turns into a bear and smash Timmy through the floor) But so happy we're having a baby. Hey, where's Timmy?
 * Tigger: Well, I think Timmy-Boy's in the basement, Cos-Boy.
 * Wanda: But Tigger, this house doesn't have a basement.
 * Tigger: It does now. Hoo--Hoo-Hoo!
 * Cosmo: (barfs on Timmy) Sorry.

Baby Shower/Cosmo gets lost
(Three months later, Timmy finishes his shower) (Timmy is stuck to the wall with pins) (Everyone was taking at once of angring Timmy) (Jorgen takes one and turns the bathroom into a surveillance room)
 * Timmy Turner: Ok. Hang in there, Turner. You can do it. It'll all be worth it when your totally cool, godbrother or sister arrives. Hopefully, there won't be any more surprises. (as he steps out of the shower, surprised) WHAT?!?!
 * Fairlies: SURPRISE!!
 * All of the Heroes: Surprise!
 * Tigger: /Ho-Ho!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Surprise!
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, I wish I have a towel. (Cosmo poofs one on his head) I wish I had another towel.
 * Mama Cosma: It is officially time for the fairy baby shower. It's the first one in thousands of years.
 * -Yeah, we should have told you first before you got in.
 * Timmy Turner: Ya think?
 * -One question though, why are we doing it in the bathroom?
 * Mama Cosma: Hello? (brings Cosmo) Baby...(Points to shower) Shower. Must I draw you a picture?
 * -That's probably the best.
 * Mama Cosma: Besides, the bathroom is the most private room in the house.
 * -Not any more.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Yes, I don't want the news of a fairy baby getting out just yet. In its early stages, baby magic is very undeveloped and unstable.
 * -True. Any magical newborn is very powerful.
 * Princess Candace: He has a point. When me and Shining Armor had Flurry Heart, she was a real handful.
 * -Well, it was the first born baby allicorn though.
 * -It couldn't be that bad.
 * Shining Armor: She accidentally destroyed the crystal heart.
 * -Oh that's bad.
 * -So why a fairy baby is so more unstable than regular magical being,
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Good question ???, as my totally awesome slideshow will demonstrate and to answer that question. (pulls up projector) When raised by a good fairy, or a hero, the baby's magic is good and spreads goodness. When raised by a bad fairy or pixie, or to a lesser extent, a villain, the fairy baby's magic can be used for evil. Therefore, the baby must be protected at all costs. (pulls up security guards, barbed wire, and guard dogs) Now, let's all have a good time.
 * Wanda: Timmy, it's an ancient fairy tradition that the godchild throws the expecting fairy parent a shower.
 * Timmy Turner: Well, what am I supposed to do?
 * Cosmo: Eh, nothing much. (pulls out a big list and barfs on Timmy) Sorry.
 * Timmy Turner: (checking the list) "balloons, streamers, stereo, " Looks like I took care of everything.
 * Cosmo: Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: Yes, Cosmo?
 * Cosmo: I'm hungry. Get me something that won't upset my stomach, like a fireball burrito.
 * Timmy Turner: Burritos. Got it.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Turner! Where is the music? I want to get funky.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh, right. music. got it.
 * Cupid: Anything but the bee gees. too much bee gees.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ooh, burritos.
 * Cosmo: Timmy. My special day is on hold until I get my burritos. WHERE'S MY BURRITO!!!!
 * Timmy Turner: Here.
 * Cosmo: I DON'T WANT BURRITOS!!! THEY MAKE ME GASSY!!! Let's play games.
 * Timmy Turner: What games?
 * Mama Cosma: They're right here on the list.
 * Timmy Turner: Pin the tail on the bucktoothed servant ". Uh-oh.
 * Cosmo: (sticking pins all over Timmy) Do I win? Do I win? Do I win? Do I win?
 * -No, you didn't.
 * -Instead, you pin Timmy to the wall.
 * -Cosmo, maybe you take it easy, with the pressure on Timmy.
 * -Yeah, any moment he could just snap.
 * Cosmo: Don't worry. He's fine. AND WHERE'S MY BURITTO!!!!!
 * Timmy Turner: That's it. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the mood swings. I'm sick of the cravings. [gets barfed on again] And I'm sick of the vomit.
 * Skipper: Whoa! Stand down solider!
 * Timmy Turner: ?????! That was the last straw.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Uh, actually Turner, you're out of straws.
 * Timmy Turner: I'm sick of this whole baby wish. I wish Cosmo would just get lost!
 * All of the Fairies: [gasps]
 * Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
 * Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
 * Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
 * Olive Doyle: What?
 * Andrea: What?!?
 * Lincoln: What!?!
 * Loud Sisters: What!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Phineas Flynn: What!?
 * Candace Flynn: What?
 * Isabella: What?
 * Burford: What?
 * Baljeet: What?
 * Fireside Girls: What?
 * Katie Knight: What?!?!
 * Otis: Wha--?!?
 * Pip, Abby, Pig Freddy, and Peck: Say what?!
 * Ash Ketchum: What?!
 * Littlefoot: What?
 * Cera: WHAT?!?!
 * Guido: What?
 * Simba: What?
 * Nala: What?
 * Timon: What?!
 * Pumbaa: What?!?
 * Zazu: What?!
 * Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
 * Goofy: Huh?
 * Kairi: Huh?!
 * Daffy Duck: What?!
 * Genie: [Gasp]
 * Tino Tonitini: Um, what?
 * Carver Descartes: What?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what?!
 * Doraemon: What?!
 * Sue, Big G, Sneech: What?!
 * Trinket: What?!
 * Shido Itsuka: What?!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: What?!
 * Patrick Star: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy Cheeks: Huh?!?!
 * Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!?
 * The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
 * Woody Woodpecker: WHAT?!?!?
 * Ttark: WHAT?!?!?
 * Thomas: WHAT?!
 * Percy: What?
 * James: What?
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?!
 * Spike the Dragon: What?
 * Rarity: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: WHAT?!?!
 * Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: WHAT?!?!
 * Cosmo: Fine if that's the way you feel, then I'll take my baby, my bee gees, and this burrito and just go. [disappears]
 * Wanda: Oh no! Cosmo's gone, and he's about to have our baby.
 * Trinket: This is bad. This is very bad.
 * Luna: No kidding.
 * Kotori Itsuka: And what's worse, he's going to raise it by himself.
 * Shido Itsuka: He can't even raise himself.
 * Princess Nella: Or worse, the wrong hands will take the baby for themselves.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: They're right, Turner. If that baby falls into the wrong hands, it could be so dangerous that I'll have to invent a new word.
 * Otis: This is so bad, it's humungous and it could spell doom for us all. It's doom-ungous.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Exactly, it's... DOOM-UNGOUS!!!
 * Pip: Uh, you guys know that's not a word, right?
 * Otis: What are you the word police?
 * T.K Takaishi: Not the time for making up word game.
 * Augonmon: Yeah, Cosmo is about to have a super-powered being and now he's gone to who knows where.
 * Bugs Bunny: And if the baby uses its powers, it could destroy us all.
 * Rainbow Dash: The world is doomed and it's all your fault, Timmy Turner!
 * Cupid: Worst baby shower ever.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Wait. Where is my push in? (squished by the camera) Yipe! Too close.
 * Joe Kido: Sorry.
 * Abby: Timmy, how could you?
 * Percy: Yeah, you really hurt his feelings.
 * Timmy Turner: He was driving me insane.
 * Candance Flynn: Whatever Timmy, the point is you mess it big.
 * Adyson: (in Bessie's voice) Yeah, you really broke the needle on the moron meter this time.
 * Carver Descartes: We should hurt you for this.
 * Pig: Guys, come on, please. There's no need to turn into an angry mob.
 * -Aww.
 * Pig: Let's just line up one at a time and pummel Turner in an orderly fashion.
 * Garret: That we can do.
 * Timmy Turner: Look, guys, I'm sorry. I really do want a godbrother or sister, but I was just sick of getting barfed on all the time. Burritos anyone?


 * Wanda: Oh, this is terrible. Our baby is going to be born alone and-- and with Cosmo. We have to split up, search every corner of the universe, and find them.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: But most important, keep this top secret. Nobody must know that a fairy baby is about to be born. Now find Cosmo and some extra hot sauce. Go. go. go!

The Search for Cosmo/The Villains Knows Cosmo's Having a Baby
(All the fairies and some of the heroes split up and search for Cosmo) (Wanda uses her wand to get everyone ready for battle) (At Koppa Castle, Bowser and his family was having a meeting on their next move) (Suddenly the heroes burst through the door) (At Anti-Fairy World) (Then Bowser and his family comes in) (At Pixie World) (Suddenly our heroes burst through the door) (Suddenly the Anti-Fairies and Bowser burst through a wall)
 * Timmy Turner: Ok, people. it's been 3 hours. How's the search going? Talk to me.
 * Fairy Solider 1#: He's not at the arcade.
 * Fairy Soldier 2#: String factory negative, also.
 * Abby: Not here at the Barnyard.
 * Lynn: Not here in Royal Woods either.
 * Phineas Flynn: Haven't found him in Danville.
 * Littlefoot: Not in the Great Valley.
 * Gordon: Not on Sodar.
 * Aladdin: Or Agrabah.
 * Mama Cosma: He's not in the Fairy World or in his room, which is ready for him any time he decides to leave Wanda.
 * Cupid: (dancing in Rio) He's not in Rio, but I'll keep looking.
 * Genie: We search everywhere. Not a trace. Zippo. He's history.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Curses! This can only mean one thing-- I should have gone to Rio.
 * Timmy Turner: Look, we've covered the entire universe, and Cosmo is not here or in Fairy World. Are there any other worlds we can check?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Oh, no!
 * Timmy Turner: You thought of someplace?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: No. That burrito went right through me. I must now file a report with the great white round one. (leaves for the bathroom)
 * Wanda: Wait, Timmy. you're right. There are other worlds we can check: Patio World, Mattress World, World News Tonight, Anti-Fairy World, Pixie World, Koopa Castle... [gasps]
 * Timmy Turner: Koopa Castle, that's it.
 * -Wait, a minute. That's where Bowser and his family, and some of our greatest villains meet.
 * -And constantly tried to capture us as his prisoners.
 * Tigger: [Gasps] Do you know what this means?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: (coming out of the bathroom) Oh, Bowser have kidnapped Cosmo and are planning on developing the baby's magic to use for their own nefarious purposes.
 * Timmy Turner: Wanda, let's rock.
 * Timmy Turner: Now let's roll.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Uh, hold that thought. (heads for the bathroom and comes back) Uh, ok. now let's roll. By the way, you're out of air freshener.
 * Bowser Koopa: This is so frustrating.
 * Mistress 9: I know husband, I know how you feel.
 * Lord Dragaunus: Don't feel so bad, brother. We're the greatest villains of all time.
 * Azula: Yeah! We'll get those heroes one day. The question is, how?
 * Bowser Koopa: I don't know, but it's not like a plan of universal domination is going to burst through the door.
 * Tigger: Stop, in the name of the rebel alliance!
 * Otis: We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and his fairy baby and are planning on using his/her uncontrollable magic for universal domination!
 * Bowser Koopa: Wait a moment. That idiot fairy is having a baby and we use its uncontrollable magic for universal domination?
 * All: Uh, no?
 * Wraith: And again did you say, Cosmo is having the baby?
 * Chameleon: I thought it was girls who have them?
 * Pip: That's what I said.
 * Bowser Koopa: Quick, my family! Call all of the villains we know! We must capture Cosmo and that baby so we can conquer this universe.
 * Otis: Milk me.
 * -That's not good. Now Bowser knows the baby.
 * -If the Bowser Family didn't know Cosmo had a baby, then where is he?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: He must be in Anti-Fairy World.
 * -What's Anti-Fairy World?
 * -It's a place where all evil version of the fairies in Fairy World live
 * -Oh.
 * Piglet: Whatever we will do?
 * Timmy Turner: Simple, Piglet. We go to Anti-Fairy World and get Cosmo back! Let’s go! And I'll do the talking.
 * Anti-Cosmo: All right, anti-fairies. Next on the agenda-- universal domination. Any ideas? Speak up. Don't be afraid. There are no wrong answers.
 * Anti-Fairy: I was thinking we could get, like, a big elephant, and have it step on some stuff?
 * Anti-Cosmo: Sorry. Wrong answer. (pressed a button and send the fairy down a pit) Come on, people. Think. Universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door.
 * Timmy Turner: Freeze, Anti-fairies. We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy baby.
 * Bowser Koopa: And are planning on using his/her uncontrollable magic for universal domination!
 * Anti-Cosmo: What's this? Cosmo is having a fairy baby who's uncontrollable magic we can use to take over the universe?
 * All: Uh, no?
 * Anti-Cosmo: Quick, Anti-fairies. take to the skies. We must find Cosmo and his baby and take over the universe.
 * Bowser Koopa: Not only we find it first!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Now they know too.
 * Lor McQuarrie: Nice going, Turner.
 * Launchpad McQuack: So if Cosmo not at Koopa Castle or here, where is he?
 * -There only one place left: Pixie World!
 * Wanda: Then let’s go, and I'll do the talking this time.
 * Pixie: We could get a big elephant and have it step on stuff.
 * Head Pixie: (buzz that Pixie down a hole) Come on, people. Think. A plan for universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door.
 * Wanda: Freeze, Pixies. We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy baby.
 * Anti-Cosmo: And are planning on using his-slash-her uncontrollable magic.
 * Bowser Koopa: For using it for a plan of universal domination!
 * Head Pixie: Wait a second. Cosmo is having a fairy baby, and we can use his-slash-her undeveloped magic for universal domination?
 * All: Uh, no.
 * Head Pixie: Quick, Pixies. To the limousines. We must find that fairy by and take over the universe.
 * Bowser Koopa: Not if we find it first.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Not if we find it first before you.
 * -Well, that's just great. Now every villain we know is the search for Cosmo and the baby.
 * -And we run out of places to look.
 * -Great, what do we do now?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ok. Here is the plan. I'm going to the bathroom again while you all think of a plan. Fireball burritos. Aye-aye-aye! (runs towards bathroom)
 * Wanda: Timmy, we have to find Cosmo. I'm really worried about him.
 * Timmy Turner: Me too, but where could he be? All I did was tell him to get lost.
 * Princess Jasmine: Yeah, but to where?
 * -Okay, let's think about this for a moment.
 * Genie: If someone was a fairy,--
 * Webby: About to have a baby with uncontrollable magic,---
 * -And a godkid told him to get lost,
 * -Where would he go?
 * Timmy Turner and Wanda: You don't think--?

Finding Cosmo/The Baby is Born/A Shocking Surprise
(Out in a field, Cosmo happily sang and danced)

[Cosmo]

Oh, I'm lost, I'm lost

I brushed, and then I flossed, 

and now I'm lost (Everyone hugged until the stomach kicked Timmy and Wanda into a bush) (At the hospital) (Dr. Studwell pressed the button and the bed crushes Cosmo constantly) (Wanda waves her wand and the mood is so calm that a fairy choir lightens the mood) (Cosmo unveils the purple towel and a glow reveal the littlest new fairy) (Then another Darkwing Duck comes in) (All of them drew the scared heroes into a corner as Cupid plays the piano)
 * Cosmo: Oh, hey, guys. Timmy! "Get lost"? Best wish ever. Getting lost in the great outdoors is very soothing-- no more mood swings, no more cravings. I haven't even barfed in--[barfs on Timmy] Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Hello, Barfolomew.
 * Wanda: Cosmo, thank goodness we found you.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: We thought you were caught by our greatest enemies.
 * Goofy: We're just glad that you and the baby are safe.
 * Tino Tonitini: Timmy, isn't there something you would like to say?
 * Timmy Turner: Cosmo, I'm really sorry I wished you away. Can you ever forgive me?
 * Cosmo: Hugs!
 * Timmy Turner: Ugh, is that a no?
 * Cosmo: Uh-uh. the baby just kicked. I think that means it's coming.
 * Wanda: Aw, did you hear that, everyone? The baby is coming.
 * Everyone: The baby is coming!?!?! (panics)
 * Cosmo: Cool it, everyone. this is no time to panic. Let's all remain calm and get to the fairy hospital so we can all enjoy this beautiful moment.
 * Cosmo: (screams in pain) This is not a beautiful moment!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Don't worry, Cosmo. Everything's looking fantasic...(looking at a mirror of himself)..on me. You, on the other hand, sound like you're in a lot of pain.
 * Cosmo: No. childbirth is--eee!--wonderful. Aah!!!
 * Misty: It doesn't sound like you're enjoying it.
 * Luna: Well, of course, he's not. He's about to have a baby.
 * Iago: Which is again, still weird.
 * Kimberly Hart: And his agony is really annoying.
 * Gatomon: Is there anything you can do, Dr. Rip Studwell?
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: I have just the thing. (poofs up earmuffs for everyone)
 * Wanda: That's better. thanks, Dr. Rip Studwell.
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: What?
 * Wanda: What?
 * Timmy Turner: Huh?
 * Cosmo: (removes the earmuffs) Get it out! Get it OUT!!!!!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Fear not Cosmo, Dr. Rip Studwell is on the case. Now does anyone here know how to deliver a fairy baby?
 * Timmy Turner: You mean, you don't know how?
 * Rocky DeSantos: But you're a doctor.
 * Nala: What about you Brock?
 * Brock: I only know about breeding Pokemon. Not fairies.
 * Louie: Ok, but what about Mrs. Loud? She had 11 of them.
 * Rita Loud: True, but I'm a dentist. Not a doctor.
 * Huey: Then Cosmo is so doom!
 * Sunset Shimmer: How could not know how to deliver a fairy baby!?!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Well miss, a fairy baby hasn't been born in thousands of years. No one knows how. Let's see if this button does something.
 * Rabbit: Wait, that's the...
 * Carver Descartes: You are an idiot! That moves the mattress.
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Yeah, it does.
 * Timmy Turner: There's got to be something we can do to get our baby out of him. Can't I just wish it out?
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Ha ha ha! Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. As far as I know, baby delivery is a highly intricate and complicated medical procedure. You can't just wish it out, can he?
 * -(Shrugs)
 * Genie: It's never been done in 10,000 years. There's gotta be another way.
 * Tohka Yatogami: There's no time!
 * Brock: Well, it's either wish it out or Cosmo will explode!
 * Tish Katsufrakis: Do we have much of choice?
 * Squidward Tentacles: For his sake, no.
 * Clod: What you do think Cosmo?
 * Cosmo: I'm a very uncomplicated person. Wish it out. wish it out!
 * Timmy Turner: Ok, ok. I wish our baby was out!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: The angelic choir is going to cost you extra.
 * Baby: Poof.
 * Everyone: Aww!
 * Tigger: Well I'll be.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh my goodness.
 * Wanda: Oh, Cosmo, our baby is beautiful.
 * Rarity: So gorgeous
 * Tish Katsufrakis: So precious.
 * Lola: It's so perfect.
 * Lana: I'll say. That baby's glow hurting my eyes.
 * Velma Dinkley: Mine too.
 * Clod: I wonder what kinda baby it is.
 * Timmy Turner: Is it a boy or a girl? I got to know. I got to know.
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Excellent question. Let me just take it outside where the light is better and find out. (heads towards the door until Jorgen bursted in)
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Not so fast, "Dr. Rip Studwell," or should I say, (rips disguise off) Anti-Cosmo?
 * All: (gasps)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh, poo.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ha! Good thing I was here to save the baby from your evil clutches. (takes the baby) Now let me take it outside where the light is better and make sure that it's safe.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Not so fast, "Jorgen," or should I say, (ripping of disguise) Pixies in a Jorgen suit.
 * All: (gasps)
 * Head Pixie: Darn. I really thought the Jorgen suit would work this time.
 * Sanderson: Well, it did get us into that club in Rio.
 * Princess Jasmine: (takes the baby) You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Disguising yourselves as our friends to take this baby away. Now, I'm going to take this baby outside where the light is better safely and--
 * Head Pixie: Not so fast "Princess Jasmine", or should I say, (rip disguise off) Princess Azula!
 * Azula: Rats!
 * Rita Loud: Shame on you, young lady. Now, I will take the precious baby where the light is better until Cosmo and Wanda come out.
 * Lincoln: Not so fast, "Mom", or should I say, (rips off disguise) Harley Quinn!
 * Harley Quinn: Oh peanuts!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, give us the baby.
 * Applejack: Well just take it where the light is better away for you sickos!
 * Rarity: Right, you tell them Applesauce.
 * Pinkie Pie: Applesauce?!?! I thought it was Applejack.
 * Rarity: Uh...
 * Spike the Dragon: Wait a minute. How come there are 5 of you in this room right now?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike is right, so that means that my friends over there are... (rips off disguise as they reveal the Pyscho Rangers)
 * Everyone: The Pyscho Rangers!?!?!
 * Red Pyscho Ranger: I told you her name was Applejack!
 * Yellow Pyscho Ranger: Shut up!
 * Darkwing Duck: Oh, you people are the lowest of the low. I shall take this innocent child to a place where the light is better far from you despicable foes.
 * Isabella: Sure we can always trust you.
 * Darkwing Duck: Of course you can, I am, after all, a superhero.
 * Darkwing Duck: Hey guys!
 * Gosyland Mallard: Two Dads!?!
 * Nella: Wait for a second! If your Darkwing Duck---?
 * Emily: Complete her sentence, Pig.
 * Pig: Then, whose that? (He revealed that it was Negaduck)
 * Darkwing Duck: Negaduck! I shouldn't know!
 * Negaduck: Rats!
 * Mama Cosma: Oh, give me my grandchild. (takes the baby from Negaduck) There, there. I'll just take him-slash-her outside where the light is better now and look at the--
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Not so fast, "Mama Cosma," or should I say--(pulls on her hair to rip off her 'disguise') Wow, this one is really glued on there.
 * Grandpa Longneck: That's the real Mama Cosma.
 * Wanda: Give me back our baby. None of you has the slightest idea how to keep it safe, warm, and loved. (sees that the baby is gone)
 * Edward: It's gone!
 * Azula: Where is it?!?!
 * Timmy Turner: (hiding the baby in his shirt) Oh, no. The baby is gone. You guys should run outside where the light is better and look for it.
 * Baby: Poof. poof.
 * Negaduck: (in Ratigan's voice) What was that?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Hey, his puny chest just poof-poofed. Give me the baby, Turner. Its magic must be used for good.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Give me the baby, Turner.
 * Head Pixie and Sanderson: Its magic must be used for evil.
 * Negaduck: So Bowser can control and rule the universe!
 * Mama Cosma: Oh, give me the baby. I just want to pinch its cheeks.
 * Cupid: Weird. The music was much cheerier in Rio.

Escape From The Hospital/Rocket Power Stroller Chase
(Cuts to a reporter outside the hospital) [Choir]
 * Fairy Hart: I'm Fairy Hart reporting live from Fairy World Hospital, where members of an angelic choir have informed us that Cosmo and Wanda have finally had their fairy baby.

Had the baby (x2) (As the others go for it, the baby giggled so much that the heroes disappeared and the other gets stuck into the wall) (Everyone buckles in)
 * Fairy Hart: As you know, this is the first fairy baby bands of years. One can only imagine the love and tenderness taking place in that hospital room right now.
 * Cosmo: (with a bat) Get away from my little Keanu!
 * Everyone: Keanu?
 * Cosmo: Yeah. I'm just not feeling Barfolomew anymore.
 * Ruby: I like Rachel.
 * Noby: No, it has to be Miguel.
 * Rarity: I prefer Round Glow.
 * Thomas: What kind of name is that?
 * Rarity: It's round and it glows.
 * Leni: I like Leni.
 * Palmon: No, your name is Leni.
 * Leni: Oh yeah.
 * -Well, this would be better if we need to knew if it's a boy or a girl.
 * Henry: ???'s right, it's like guessing if Marshmallow gender. The suspense would kill ya.
 * Wanda: Well they do have point though. Let me just check.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: There will be plenty of time to name the child once we forcibly take it from you. Personally, I like Dagmar. It means, "The landfill is burning "
 * Head Pixie: Blah, blah blah. That means, "Give us the baby, Turner."
 * Timmy Turner: Blah, blah, blah. That means, "No way, Jose"
 * Cosmo: "Jose". That name is muy Bueno. Hola, Jose.
 * Mr. Thicknose: This is not the time.
 * Pyscho Black: So any last words, Turner?
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, I do. Adios, muchaco. (pressed the control button to spring to the door but the heroes crashed into the wall) I really thought that well-planned escape attempt was gonna work.
 * Bug Bunny: Oh, ya think.
 * Baby: (giggles)
 * Fluttershy: Aww, its first giggle. It's so cute.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Get the cute, giggling baby.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Oh, I really thought that well-planned baby grab was going to work. They must be outside where the light is better. Follow me.
 * Wanda: Wow, looks like our baby's laughter is magical. It protected us.
 * Cosmo: That's my boy. Girl. We really should check.
 * Princess Celestia: There's no time for that.
 * Rabbit: Celestia's right. Since this baby is what everyone is after we got to protect all cost.
 * Gretchen: We get out of here and fast.
 * Timmy Turner: Got it. I wish we had a rocket car.
 * Wanda: Oh, no. We are not putting the baby in a rocket car. Either wish for a stroller or a nice minivan.
 * Rita Loud: Go stroller. Minivans can cause a lot of tension.
 * Squidward: And not so much leg room.
 * Matt: True.
 * Toby: Plus we can pull it for extra speed.
 * Timmy Turner: Fine. I wish I had a rocket powered-stroller.
 * Wanda: Well, that's better. I hope.
 * Timmy Turner: Hop in and hang on.


 * Gordon: Ok, useful engines, full speed ahead!


 * Percy: You got it.

(The trains started pulling on the stroller through the door) (Suddenly Jorgen carrying the villains and Mama Cosma comes outside) (Timmy puts the pedal to the metal, and drives the train rocket power stroller into a dark forest) (The stroller crashed into the woods) (The baby magic makes the forest disappeared, and at a big sign shows where to look) (Suddenly Wanda is struck by lightning) (Suddenly Jorgen picks up the baby's location)
 * Fairy Hart: And we're all waiting anxiously for the happy parents to give us our first glimpse of the little magic miracle. (get run over by the stroller)
 * Jason: SORRY!!!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Wow, the light really is better out here. [breaks out of the wall and pulls out radio] This is Jorgen Von Strangle. I'm putting out an ABB: An All Babies Bulletin on Cosmo, Wanda, Pooh and his friends and Timmy Turner. Blast first and ask questions later. (suddenly surrounded by camera and mikes) Ok, forget the "blast first" part, I waaaaay over-reacted there. But we must find that baby before the Bowser's Family, Pixies and Anti-fairies do. Go. go. go. (poofs up jets and scatters fairies to search for the heroes)
 * Wanda: Oh, no, they put out an ABB.
 * Cosmo: An Always Brush your Back?
 * Heuy: Sounds like a Baby Bulletin.
 * Webby: What now?
 * Zazu: I got it. Quick, tank engines. Go faster!
 * Percy: Gotcha.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: This is fairy leader one. We've located the fairy baby and are in hot pursuit.
 * Mama Cosma: Watch where you're flying. Put your seat belt on. And why are we in jets when we can fly?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Stop hitting me, you crazy ol' bat.
 * Cosmo: Here they come. What do we do?
 * Shido: Why are you asking us?
 * Mickey Mouse: Yeah, you're the parents.
 * Scrooge McDuck: So you guys do something.
 * Wanda: You're right, we are the parents. And we say...
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Do something, Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: Fine. Hang on. Again!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: We've lost visual.
 * Mama Cosma: If you'd pay attention, you wouldn't lose anything. And sit up straight. And from where I'm sitting, your ears could use a good scrubbing.
 * Cosmo: Ok, we're safe now in the dark, scary woods, and--and-- [surrounded by scary things] It's dark and scary!
 * Baby: (started crying)
 * Wanda: Cosmo. You're scaring little Talulah.
 * Scootaloo: We are not calling the baby Talulah!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, well I'd cry too if my name was Talulah
 * Timmy Turner: Wait. When the baby giggled, it saved us.
 * Skip: Right.
 * Nala: So when it cries--
 * Wanda: Bad things happen.
 * Cosmo: Wow. I wonder what happens when it burps?
 * Baby: Poof, poof. (burps)
 * Wanda: Lightning. Lightning happens.
 * Ash Ketchum: Man that hurts.
 * Pumbaa: Oh, that's gonna lead a mark.
 * -We got to find shelter and quick!
 * -No worries. Timmy shook them off. They're miles away by now.
 * -But what if they turn around and find us out here?
 * -Oh, come on, . It's not like they got a giant sign, lighting burp detector.
 * -Yeah. Don't be ridiculous.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ah-ha. Looks like buying those giant sign/ lightning/burp detectors was a great idea because I found the baby.
 * Anti-Cosmo: And so have we.
 * Head Pixie and Sanderson: And so have we.
 * Bowser Koopa: And so have we. And quick question, why are you all in jets when you all can fly?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I thought it would be fun.
 * Bowser Jr.: Well, you got to admit this is fun.
 * Cosmo: Timmy, I thought we told you to do something.
 * Timmy Turner: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Ok, I'm done. Give me the baby.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: What?
 * Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
 * Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
 * Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
 * Olive Doyle: What?
 * Andrea: What?!?
 * Lincoln: What!?!
 * Loud Sisters: What!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Phineas Flynn: What!?
 * Candace Flynn: What?
 * Isabella: What?
 * Burford: What?
 * Baljeet: What?
 * Fireside Girls: What?
 * Katie Knight: What?!?!
 * Otis: Wha--?!?
 * Pip, Abby, Pig Freddy, and Peck: Say what?!
 * Ash Ketchum: What?!
 * Littlefoot: What?
 * Cera: WHAT?!?!
 * Guido: What?
 * Simba: What?
 * Nala: What?
 * Timon: What?!
 * Pumbaa: What?!?
 * Zazu: What?!
 * Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
 * Goofy: Huh?
 * Kairi: Huh?!
 * Daffy Duck: What?!
 * Genie: [Gasp]
 * Tino Tonitini: Um, what?
 * Carver Descartes: What?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what?!
 * Doraemon: What?!
 * Sue, Big G, Sneech: What?!
 * Trinket: What?!
 * Shido Itsuka: What?!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: What?!
 * Patrick Star: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy Cheeks: Huh?!?!
 * Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!?
 * The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
 * Woody Woodpecker: WHAT?!?!?
 * Ttark: WHAT?!?!?
 * Thomas: WHAT?!
 * Percy: What?
 * James: What?
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?!
 * Spike the Dragon: What?
 * Rarity: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: WHAT?!?!
 * Pinkie Pie: WHAT?!?!
 * Sandy Cheeks: ARE YOU NUTS!?!
 * Trinket: Yeah, why should we leave the baby with you?
 * -You barely know how to take of yourself.
 * Timmy Turner: No one would ever think you would leave L'il T, in my care, so that's exactly what you should do. That way I can give them the slip.
 * Everyone: L'il T?
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, for Little Timmy. It's easy to remember.
 * Cosmo: Tommy's right. It is easy to remember.
 * -One Timmy is enough.
 * -Yeah, if there one name it should be called, it's Sarah.
 * Wanda: Ok, we'll talk names later. Just go and please be careful.
 * Timmy Turner: I will.
 * Cosmo: Good luck, Tommy.
 * Timmy Turner: Now I wish you two had a fake Timmy and fake fairy baby.
 * Cosmo: Wow. Hollow, just like the original.
 * Timmy Turner: Now take off with the "decoys" and we'll meet you back home. And I'll bring some of Pooh and his friends with me.
 * Timon: Don't worry Timmy. We're on to you like stink like a Beatle.
 * Pumbaa: Hey!
 * Timon: It's a hard life truth, Pumbaa. Living with it.
 * Simba: Guys, Timmy is serious. We don't want Jorgen or the villains to get the hands on the newborn Fairly baby.
 * Rabbit: Simba's right. So this is what we're do. Myself, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, and the Justice Acre Wood Brood will head back to Dimmsdale with Timmy and look over the fairy baby.
 * Ash Ketchum: We're on it, Rabbit!
 * Otis: That right, cause this will be our most perilous task we are ever given. Peck probably won't survive.
 * Peck: Yea--what?!?!
 * Otis: But, that's a risk we have to take to save this child.
 * Tino Tonitini: We with you guys on this too.
 * Yeah, the rest of us will stay with Cosmo and Wanda to distract the Jorgen and the villains.
 * -Ok then.
 * Piglet: Are you there's no other way?
 * Tigger: It's either we protect the baby or the villains take it and the end.
 * Piglet: Oh dear.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry, Piglet. We'll protect the child or my name isn't Winnie the Pooh. Which it is.
 * -I hope you're right.
 * Princess Nella: Let's do this, guys!
 * Wanda: Good-bye, my little Twinkle.
 * Cosmo: Twinkle? That's pretty close to "tinkle".
 * Wanda: Well, it'd be easier to name it if we knew what it was.
 * Cosmo: Lemme just check.
 * Timmy Turner: No time for that now. I wish me and some of Pooh's friends was back at my house.
 * Wanda: Let's lead them off Timmy's trail.
 * Cosmo: Who's Timmy?
 * Jorgen von Strangle: We have visual on the baby, again.
 * Mama Cosma: How can you have visual anything? Your windshield's filthy.And how about wearing a shirt with some sleeves once in a while,---
 * Jorgen von Strangle: (ejects Mama Cosma from the jet) Looks like buying that "Nagging Old Lady Eject Button" was a great idea, too.
 * Mama Cosma: Who folded this parachute. Look how wrinkled it is.

Timmy and Friends Watches Over the Baby/A Horrible Turn of Events
(Later in the park) (Suddenly a ice cream cone falls on the baby's face and it starts crying) (Suddenly, all the ice creams turns into a giant ice cream monster) (The monster starts wrecking the park) (Suddenly, natural diasters like volcanoes, tornadoes and earthquakes appeared) (Suddenly Jorgen reveals himself to be Anti-Cosmo, H.P. and Bowser Koopa)
 * Timmy Turner: Made it. We're alone with the baby and--Oh, no we're alone with the baby. (Suddenly the baby is about to cry) No, no. don't cry. Please don't cry, L'il T. Uh, cootchy coo. (tickles its chin and hears the baby's stomach) Oh, you sound hungry. Ok, let's see what mommy and daddy left you to eat. (looks at the bottles' lables) "Cosmo" "Baby-to-be-named-later". (making baby noises) Ok. let's take care of you. Let's go. Leeeet's go. I've got to stop talking like this. (microwaves the bottle) Ok, the bottle is all warmed up and shorts. (sees his parents in jogging uniforms)
 * Mr. Turner: Hi, son. We were just out jogging in an attempt to stave off aging.
 * Mrs. Turner: And all that running from father time has made us thirsty. Whew, is that a sports drink? (takes a drink) Suddenly sleepy. Must curl up in fetal position. (sleeps and sucks on her thumb)
 * Mr. Turner: Aw. isn't that cute, and is that a baby?
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, no.
 * Mr. Turner: Well, it sure looks like a baby. (smells it) Oooh, and it's got that new baby smell.
 * Timmy Turner: And that's why it's the most popular, new, battery-operated baby doll on the market.
 * Mr. Turner: Oooh. I want one. Hey, Tommy, this is fun.It's like the child I never had. And it makes me feel younger. Father time will never catch--(The baby burps and Mr. Turner gets shocked) Uh, I think it has a short in it.
 * Timmy Turner: And that's why I'm taking it back to the store. Bye, dad.
 * Mr. Turner: (faints next to Mrs. Turner) Ew. She has that new baby smell, too.
 * Timmy Turner: Uhh. you're heavy. I wish I had a stroller. (the baby giggles and poof up a stroller) Wow, you understand me. But no more magic until we can figure out what to do with you. And no more striking my parents with lightning. Unless I say so. Ok, that's not funny. And I don't have time for--Ok, that's funny. For a smelly, little ball of trouble you're really neat, you know that? I think we're gonna be great friends. (talking like a baby) We can go to ball games. And I can blame you for stuff. And teach you how to play video games and I'm totally talking like that again, huh? No. No more magic. You have to stay hidden. Ice cream? Ok, I'll let this one slide.
 * Girl: It's an ice cream miracle.
 * Boy: I'm lactose intolerant but I don't care.
 * Timmy Turner: Jorgen was way off, L'il T. Your magic isn't scary. it's awesome.
 * Timmy Turner: Not awesome. Don't cry. don't crrryyyy.
 * Timmy Turner: Too late.
 * Timmy Turner: No, no. no cry-ee. Laughy. I got to stop this. Wait. Your bottle. (puts the bottle into it's mouth) Ok, crying bad. Bottle good. (suddenly the baby started to hiccups) Hiccups? What are hiccups? Please tell me hiccups are good.
 * Timmy Turner: Hiccups equal natural disasters. So tough being a parent.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: See how much damage you have caused? Give me the baby, Turner, and I will train it to control its unpredictable magic. Trust me.
 * Timmy Turner: I'll never--(shocked by the baby's burps) you have my blessing. (gives the baby to him)
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Ha. ha. ha. I cannot believe you fell for that again.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Ha! and look. We've teamed up to triple the danger.
 * H.P.: Good-bye, Timmy Turner. Forever.
 * Bowser Koopa: And kiss your universe goodbye! (laughs)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oooh, wonderful evil laugh, Koopa.
 * H.P.: Not as wonderful and evil as yours, A.C.
 * Anti-Cosmo: A.C. I like that. [laughs]
 * Timmy Turner: Oh, no. what have I done? Ok. this is bad. Bowser, Anti-Cosmo and the Pixies took L'il T. But it's good because Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen aren't here to see this. Now it's bad again.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: I tracked you down, turner. Did you really think I would fall for your fake Timmy doll? Look. now I have cosmo, wanda, and the baby. Ha ha ha.
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, that's a baby doll.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Really? huh. incredible likeness. You win this round, turner. Now, where is little baby Kaja-goo-goo?
 * Wanda: And why is there melted ice cream everywhere?
 * Cosmo: And why do you look as though you've done something horribly wrong?
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, funny story. Ha ha, you guys are gonna love this. Seems that-- you're not gonna believe this, but seriously. All the villains teamed up, took the baby, and are gonna use its magic to take over the universe. Funny, huh?
 * All: We got to find our baby!
 * Wanda: Wait! I think my maternal instincts are kicking in.
 * Jorgen: My maternal instincts are kicking in, too. Oh, wait. it's just the burrito again.
 * Wanda: I'm picking up little flo-jo's trail. Follow me.
 * Cosmo: It's Keanu.
 * Timmy Turner: L'il T.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Kajagoogoo.

At Anti-Fairly World/Timmy's Plan Gone Horribly Wrong/Encountering Pooh's Enemies
(Outside Anti-Cosmo's castle, atop of a hill, our heroes are doing a stakeout) (Our heroes are captured in a giant butterfly net with Timmy dressed as a knight, Wanda a archer, Cosmo a taco delivery man and Jorgen as a bunny) (Then, Psycho Rangers appears)
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Hmmm. Anti-Cosmo's castle. A dangerous place. Are you sure little baby Elvis is in there? What? Kajagoogoo is so 5 minutes ago.
 * Wanda: I'm thinking "Oprah" now, and, yes, I'm as sure she's in there as I'm sure Cosmo's head is full of jelly.
 * Cosmo: What kind of jelly?
 * Wanda: Grape jelly.
 * Cosmo: She knows me so well. Who wants some? Anyone? Tommy?
 * Wanda: Timmy, this is terrible. I just feel that something awful could happen to our little boy/girl. We have to get inside that castle.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Wait. I have good news. We don't need to get inside. (looks in a bush) I found the baby.
 * Timmy Turner: Doll again.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Seriously?
 * Timmy Turner: Fear not, Wanda. I got my brother/sister into this mess and I'm gonna get him/her out. I have a plan.
 * Ash Ketchum: I don't know, Timmy. So far your have gotten every villain in the universe after us and took the baby.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe this time it work.
 * Otis: Spongebob's right. I mean. It's not like we're gonna get captured by our enemies in ridiculous costumes.
 * Narrator: Wait for it...
 * Tino Tonitini: And we got captured.
 * -In ridiculous costumes.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Worst plan ever.
 * Cosmo: At least we have food. who wants a burrito? Hmm. needs jelly. That's better.
 * Wanda: Back up and I'll blast our way out. Oh, no! My wand is gone.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Uhh! all our wands are gone.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Ha ha ha. Looking for these? I say, H-P, can you think of any predicament worse than being a fairy trapped in a giant butterfly net cage without your wand?
 * Head Pixie: Yes. (holds up the baby)
 * Baby: Poof. Poof.
 * Head Pixie: Us having control of the fairy baby so we can use its magic to destroy fairy world and take over the entire universe.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Ooh, that is worse. For them.
 * Wanda: If you so much as lay a hand on our baby, I'll destroy both of you.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oooh, I'm so frightened.
 * H.P: And besides, this net also is impervious to those you other heroes. So don't even think about using those powers.
 * Anti-Cosmo: And before we do anything else, we will like introduce some of Pooh's foes.
 * Winnie the Pooh: My foes?
 * Piglet: Oh dear.
 * Tigger: Uh-oh.
 * Familiar Voices: (Laughing)
 * Biyomon: Hmm.
 * Sora Takenouchi: Now what’s the matter?
 * Biyomon: Trouble.
 * Sora and Joe: Oh!
 * Biyomon: Hmm.
 * Sora Takenouchi: Now what’s the matter?
 * Biyomon: Trouble.
 * Sora and Joe: Oh!
 * All: THE PSYCHO RANGERS!
 * Pumbaa: Uh, oh!
 * Otis: Oh no, guys it’s Psycho Rangers! You remember the Psycho Rangers? The Psycho Rangers was that time first faced them back at the barnyard when worked with our old enemy Dag who tries to eat our chicken friends?
 * Freddy: Otis, we already know that.
 * Peck: Yeah, it was just a couple of years ago.
 * -Plus they were at the hospital like a hour ago
 * Pig: Yeah, who are you, Professor Exposition?
 * Otis VO: Professor Exposition, explainer of things. He clarifies power points to explain away confusion.
 * Otis: No I am not he.
 * Pig: Then my search continues.
 * Ash Ketchum: What are you five doing here?!
 * Red Psycho Ranger: You see, we're calling the shots here. And we have plans with this child and they don't include you!
 * Ash Ketchum: What are you five doing here?!
 * Red Psycho Ranger: You see, we're calling the shots here. And we have plans with this child and they don't include you!
 * Red Psycho Ranger: You see, we're calling the shots here. And we have plans with this child and they don't include you!

(Then, It was Bowser and his family) (Suddenly both of them falls down a earthquake) (Suddenly Poof burps and destroys the machine) [Jorgen von Strangle]
 * Familiar Voice: That's right!
 * Carver Descartes: I know that voice anywhere. It's... it's
 * Carver Descartes: I know that voice anywhere. It's... it's
 * Heroes: [Gasp]
 * Tino Tonitini: Bowser!
 * Bowser Koopa: (in Slade's voice) It's been a long time, hasn't it, heroes? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes, anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again.
 * -It's only been a few minutes.
 * -Huh. Time flies when you're doing evil.
 * -So true.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Well then, now if you'll excuse us, we must go and harness Fauntleroy's magic here and commence our evil plot of doom.
 * Head Pixie: Fauntleroy? We are not calling the baby Fauntleroy. I was thinking Bill. Bill's a guy you trust with your business portfolio.
 * -Really, Bill?
 * -We not calling this baby a name so boring like Bill.
 * -Or something as dull as Fauntleroy.
 * -(in Lord Sidious' voice) How about, Darth Heinous, eh, that'll grab ya.
 * -Nah.
 * -Seriously we really should check what kind of baby it is.
 * -Again, not the time for it.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh, let's just suck the magic out of this brat and move on--Ok?
 * -Fine.
 * Baby: Mama? Dada?
 * Negaduck: So long, and try not to think of anything to escape. [He went out and come back in] Losers.
 * Chameleon: Ta-ta suckers!
 * Jafar: Enjoy your new home cause you'll never see the Earth, Fairy World, or your precious child, ever again.
 * Tohka Yatogami: But, just so you know about who to blame it on. It's on Turner.
 * Wanda: (blaming Timmy) They're right. You did this. You had us poof up a baby, then got it baby-napped, then got us trapped inside the anti-fairy castle inside a butterfly net and I just want our baby back.
 * Cosmo: There there, some brain jelly will make it all better.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Nice going, Turner. Not only did you break her heart and strips us of our powers and our wands...(bites carrot) You put the universe in danger. And worse? You put me in a stupid bunny suit. Why?
 * Timmy Turner: Because it's all a part of my plan that's not finished yet. Now let's go get my fairy godbrother/sister. (pulls out a sword and slashes the cage the net) Now, come with me if you want to save the--(trampled)
 * All: Huh? (surprised by hundred of the door)
 * Cosmo: There's a million doors in this castle. Little Ferrick could be anywhere.
 * Carver Descartes: Ok, definitely not Ferrick.
 * Ttrak: We'll name the baby later after we find and save it.
 * -He's right. The more we argue on names, the more we'll lose the baby forever.
 * Aladdin: But which door is he or she behind?
 * Darkwing Duck: We'll just have to search them all. (opens a door and is blasted by a cannon) Definetly not that door.
 * Wanda: Wait. My maternal instincts are kicking in again. Baby Bosley is somewhere near.
 * -How do you know?
 * -It's could be to another dungeon.
 * -Or a weapons vault.
 * -Or the possible fact that there's a sign above us.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Ok, everyone be quiet. This is the part where they spell out their evil plan. (sees Cosmo's hand) And I don't want any jelly.
 * Anti-Cosmo: As you know, H.P., contained inside this small, sweet, yet somewhat homely fairy child lies some of the purest, most natural, untapped magic in the universe.
 * H.P.: Yes, that part I get. I also understand how the patented magic suckers draw out the magical impulses through the baby's pores.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Which will then be sucked through these tubes, and sent to our big, evil, anti-fairy wand, where we will simply wish Fairy World gone forever. And once all the good is gone, our evil will control the universe.
 * H.P.: And the Earth?
 * -Simple. We conquer the planet forever.
 * -But not before we give the planet some natural disasters first.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh, very nice idea,
 * -So, how are we doing with the machine over there
 * Pyshco Pink: Just a few minor calculations and...Everything is ready
 * Pycho Yellow: Then let's proceed. Pyshco Red?
 * Pycho Red: Ready. This had better work
 * Anti-Cosmo: Trust me. It will.
 * Baby: Poof?
 * Timmy Turner: We have to stop their plan and save L'il T. And the universe.
 * Chet Ubetcha: Good evening, Dimmsdale, I'm Chet Ubetcha with a horrifying news break. The world is ending and things are in mass chaos.
 * Mrs. Turner: Whew, good thing we're in shape.
 * Mr. Turner: Yes. Now we can outrun father time and mother earth.
 * Mr. Turner: Ah, I'm scared.
 * Mrs. Turner: I know. you have that "new baby" smell.
 * Chet: Tidal waves are approaching the cities. Dogs and cats are living together. It's mass hysteria. How will this affect your holiday weekend? (swept away by the tidal waves)
 * Jorgen von Strangle: The universe is breaking apart.
 * Wanda: We need a plan to free little Mackenzie.
 * Cosmo: And remember, we're outnumbered, we don't have any magic, and my head's full of jelly.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh, we're not going to free our baby.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Say what?
 * Timmy Turner: Our baby is going to free itself. Wanda Hood. catch and fire.
 * Wanda: (shoots the bottle into the baby's mouth) Bullseye.
 * -A bottle?!?!
 * -Where did that come from?
 * -Up there!
 * Tigger: Stop in the name of the Rebel Alliance!
 * Anti Cosmo: Pooh and friends. Came all this way to feed the baby, did you?
 * -Yes, and we're here to stop you, save the Earth and Baby
 * H.P.: Ooh. we're sooooo scared. What do you think will happen now?
 * Timmy Turner: Lightning. Lightning will happen.
 * Anti-Cosmo. NO!!!!
 * Baby: Poof poof? (grabbed by Anti-Cosmo)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Seize them.
 * Timmy Turner: Seize this. (shoots jelly out of Cosmo's ear)
 * Cosmo: Bow to the jelly. Wow. I can finally hear myself. Man, I sound like an idiot. Do I always sound like this?
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Nice going, Turner. I underestimated you. Your knack for organizing complexicated plans is--
 * Timmy Turner: Dance, bunny boy. dance!
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Ok!

La la la, le le le 

I'm a silly pink bunny 

I am cute, yes it's true 

I will shake my tail for you

(The baby laughs and tons of bunnies magically appears) (The rabbit burst through the doors and destroys the Anti-Fairy Wand)
 * -Aww, it's raining bunnies.
 * -So cute.
 * -Really. that's it? Bunnies?
 * -You plan to stop us with a bunch of fluffy rodents.
 * Timmy Turner: Yep. Now somebody make L'il T cry.
 * -How do we do that?
 * -I got it. Lucy, show your fangs.
 * Lucy: I thought you never asked. (Lucy roars and shows her pointed teeth at the baby making it cry and turning all the the bunnies into one giant rabbit monster)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Well, this won't do at all.

Final Battle/Heroes Vs. Villains/Fixing the Universe
(The baby stomach started to rumble) (The baby started to expanded) (Everyone hides as the baby rips one. After some of moments of wierdness, the magic stops the planets from spinning fast, Earth pulls itself together and Fairy World is saved) (Jorgen dissapears with the baby and Cosmo and Wanda doesn't seem to be worried)
 * Wanda: Ok, so the Bowser Family escaped and we've beaten his villains, but how do we save the universe?
 * Timmy Turner: With lunch. Cosmo, time for a delivery.
 * Cosmo: Ok, but I only deliver within a 5-mile radius, and the burrito is free if I don't get it to you in 30 minutes or--
 * Timmy Turner: Just gimme a burrito! (throws it in the baby's mouth)
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Turner. you are crazy. Those burritos are too spicy even for me. (heads towards the bathroom and comes back) That meat-filled pouch of doom will turn the baby's digestive system into a virtual time bomb.
 * Timmy Turner: Exacta-mungus.
 * Cosmo: Wait, when it giggles, good things happen.
 * H.P.: When it burps, lightning happens.
 * Wanda: When it cries, bad things happen.
 * -When it hiccups, natural disasters happen.
 * Anti-Cosmo: And when it breaks wind?
 * Jorgen von Strangle: There's no telling what could happen.
 * Tigger: Better hang on to something. I think he or she's gonna blow.
 * Timmy Turner: Hit the deck!
 * Jorgen von Strangle: What just happened? I feel as though all of life's pressures have been released in a sudden burst.
 * Wanda: It's almost as though a giant wind has blown away all our troubles.
 * Cosmo: Or that little Liza just cut a magical huge one and the universe is back to normal.
 * Timmy Turner: And most importantly, our baby is healthy, happy, and with its family again.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: It's as if the universe now has that "new baby" smell. Thank you, turner, not only for saving the baby but the universe from the villains, especially the anti-fairies and pixies who are in a lot of trouble.
 * Anti-Cosmo: You cannot win.
 * H.P.: Bow before our might.
 * Jorgen von Strangle: I can't wait to put you on my cereal. You two raisins will keep me regular for a long time. (puts them in the box)
 * Anti-Cosmo and H.P.: No!
 * Jorgen von Strangle: And now allow me to present the baby with its first toy. (gives the baby a rattle)
 * Cosmo: A rattle?
 * Jorgen von Strangle: A magic rattle. This way the baby can channel its magic and control it. And now I will take the baby back to Fairy World to train it to use the rattle properly.
 * Wanda: You're going to take the baby?
 * Jorgen von Strangle: Yes. it hurts me. But only slightly. (pulls out calander) And fear not, you will be able to visit the baby every other millennium. (puts hat on the baby) Come, Napoleon.
 * Timmy Turner: Noooo!
 * Timmy Turner: I don't get it. He just took Lil' T. And after all we've been through. Where are the tears? the emotion? You're not even crying and--
 * Lor McQuarrie: Let me guess: He took the fake baby again?
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Ta-da. (reveals the baby)
 * Baby: Poof poof.
 * Timmy Turner: Awesome.
 * -Let's go home.

Epilogue
(The fairies poof everyone back into Timmy's room) (Suddenly the baby squirted water into Wanda's eye)
 * Timmy Turner: Finally. Home sweet home. Where everything is normal.
 * Baby: Poof. Poof. Poof. (turns Timmy's drawer into a drum set, his lamp table into ice cream, and the bed into a race car)
 * Timmy Turner: Wow, it sure is gonna be great with a new fairy brother/sister around here. (Suddenly burned by the coat rack that turned into a dragon) By the way, what are we gonna name it?
 * Clod: But there's still one question before naming the baby
 * Patrick Star: What's that?
 * Clod: We still don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
 * Wanda: 's right you know. And after that huge explosion, now's a perfect time to change its diaper. (poofs up a chaning table. Now, let's see if you're a boy or a girl.
 * Cosmo: New baby smell. (faints)
 * Timmy Turner: It's a boy.
 * Tigger: How can you tell?
 * Timmy Turner: Simple. Because boys love water squirters.
 * Wanda: Oooh! What should we name him?
 * Baby: (kept saying Poof and turning Timmy and Wanda heads into random things) Poof. Poof. Poof.
 * Timmy Turner: Hmm. I'm particailly to Lil' T. How 'bout Poof?
 * Wanda: Hey, that's great. Little baby Poof. Where'd you come up with that?
 * Timmy Turner: It just came to me.
 * Princess Nella: Poof is a nice name.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Yeah I agree.
 * Joe Kido: Looks like things are back to normal.
 * Tino Tonitini: Well, with a new baby born into the world, I don't think things we'll ever be the same again.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.
 * Squidward Tentacles: I think it's time we all head home.
 * Kotori: Yep. So is the ship all ready to go?
 * Sora (KH): Well, the Gummi ship is all out of gas right now. So we're gonna be here for awhile.
 * Goofy: Hey, I have an idea. Let's have the baby have a try taking us back home.
 * Huey: Ok.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Would you do the honors, Poof?
 * Poof: Poof, poof, poof. (shakes it rattle and makes the house sprout legs as Mr. and Mrs. Turner runs after it)

THE END!
 * Mr. Turner: Yeh. Good thing we're in shape. Now we can keep up with our house.
 * Mrs. Turner: And it has that new baby smell.
 * Poof: Poof. (makes the words The End!)