Enter Mal

This is how Enter Mal goes in Sodor's Battle of the Bands.

Gwen: Hi. Are you the new guy I'm supposed to show around?

Evil Ryan: He is. So are we.[coughs]

Gwen: CHS is a wonderful. Your friend is going to love it here.

Mal: Yes it is. I sense that there is something... magical about this place.

Evil Ryan: Us too.

[Later]

Evil Anna: This place is very nice, Bertram.

Gwen: Over there's the science lab.

Mal: Uh-huh.

Gwen: There's the Computer lab.

Evil Ryan: Nice, Gwen. [coughs] What else?

Gwen: Oooh. They're putting on a musical showcase. The whole school is really rallying around it.

Evil Ryan: A musical showcase?[to Mal] This will be perfect, Mal.

Mal: I think it is, Evil Ryan. Do you and two of your friends sing a song with me in the cafeteria?

[Bertram and Evil Anna look knowingly at each other]

Evil Ryan: Ok, Mal.

Gwen: Maybe your friend would like to take part since he's interested.

Bertram T. Monkey: Mal has been known to sing from time to time.

Evil Anna: Hello? Mal sings, like, all the time. It's how he gets people to do what he wants.

Mal: Evil Anna!

Evil Anna: What? What did I say, Mal?

Mal: What you meant to say, Evil Anna, was that being in the musical showcase is a awesome way for me to meet other students.

Evil Anna: Oh right, Mal. What you said what I meant to say. That's what I meant... to say.

Bertram T. Monkey: And what you would've said if you weren't the worst.

Evil Anna: You are, Bertram.

Mal: You'll have to excuse my two friends here. They're idiots.

Bertram T. Monkey: [whispers] What is Mal talking about, Evil Ryan?

Evil Ryan: [whispers] He's saying what Adagio said.

Bertram T. Monkey: [whispers] Ok. We'll show Gwen our pendants.

[But Gwen has already spotted Mal's]

Evil Ryan: Gwen. Do you like our pendants?

Gwen: I do. But I wonder how your friend got his. [reaches for Mal's pendant]

[Mal grabs Gwen's wrist]

Evil Ryan: No touchie, Gwen.

Mal: Evil Ryan, shush. [to Gwen] Sorry. Like my three friends, this pendant means a lot to me. I'd just hate for anything to happen to it.

[Mal walks away, Evil Ryan and Bertram following him]

Evil Anna: So, Gwen. You want me to compete in the Friendship Games?

Evil Ryan: Evil Anna! C'mon!

[Evil Ryan drags her away]

Gwen: I do, Evil Anna.[in mind] How did she know my name?

[in the cafeteria]

Ryan F-Freeman: How was the tour, Gwen?

Gwen: I don't know. I mean, that new guy, he was... There was something off about him.

Matau T. Monkey: You mean off like this?[wears Ratcliff's hat] Or off like this?[wears glasses like Sci-Twi] Or off like...

Cody Fairbrother: Matau. I liked you wearing those but something tells you that you should let Gwen tell us.

Gwen: That's just it. I can't put my finger on it. He acted sort of strange around me.

Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe, Gwen. At least Evil me made a pendant for me.

Gwen: You got an Pendant, Ryan? At least you're not one of them. Anyways, maybe someone already talked to him. Told him about what I did. [sighs] So much for making a good first impression.

Crash Bandicoot: Like at the Fall Formal, Gwen? I wonder if the Dazzlings are up to.

Dawn (Total Drama): Uh-huh.

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau. What's the matter?

Matau T. Monkey: I sense something. A presence I've not felt since.

Gwen: What is it?

Matau T. Monkey: A tremor in the magic, Gwen. The last time I felt it, it was in the presence of my evil twin brother Bertram T. Monkey.

Gwen: What's happening this time?

Matau T. Monkey: I think he's wearing a pendant like Master Ryan, Gwen.

[outside the doors]

Evil Ryan: This is it, friends. The moment We've been waiting for.

Mal: You mean the moment I've been waiting for.

Evil Ryan: Yes, Mal. Looks like it's..

Evil Anna: Lunch?

Mal: [groans] No, Evil Anna. The chance to get my true Equestrian magic back.

Evil Anna: Oh. Thanks for reminding me, Mal.

Mal: My voice is just strong enough to make the students want something so badly in order to get it they have to fight.

Evil Ryan: Maybe we can help you, Mal.

Bertram T. Monkey: So, you are going to do what the Dazzlings do? Stir up some trouble and feed off the negative energy? Some plan, Mal.

Mal: It won't be the same as the times before, Bertram. There is Equestrian magic here. Their negative energy will give us the power I need to get this entire world to my bidding.

Evil Ryan: Mal. Can we sing with you?

Mal: No thank you, Evil Ryan.

Bertram T. Monkey: If the Dazzlings can do it so do we, Mal.

Mal: Ok, Bertram. You and your friends can sing with me because you got pendants.

Evil Anna: Thanks, Mal. And can we get lunch after. Right, Mal?

Mal: Maybe.

Evil Ryan: What day is it, Evil Anna?

Evil Anna: Taco Tuesday.

Evil Ryan: Thank you, Evil Anna. Now just follow my lead.

Mal: Ahem.

Evil Ryan: I meant Mal's lead.

Bertram T. Monkey: Or my lead.

Mal: My lead.

Evil Ryan: Nicely said, Mal. We should sing Battle of the Bands.[pulls out a pitch whistle and toots a note]

[Mal pushes the doors open]

Mal, Evil Ryan, Bertram T. Monkey and Evil Anna: Ah, ahh-ahh, ahhh-ahhh!~

Ah, ahh-ahhh, ahhh-ahhh!~

Ah, ahh-ahh, ahhh-ahhhh~

Ah, ahhh-ahh, ahhh-ahhh~

Evil Ryan and Mal: We heard you want to get together~

We heard you want to rock this school~

We've thought of something that is better~

Something that changes all the rules~

Why pretend we're all the same~

When some of us shine brighter~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Shine brighter~

Mal: Here's a chance to find your flame~

Evil Ryan: Are you a loser or a fighter~

The Cyberlings and Mal: Me and you, you and me~

Why don't we see who is better~

We don't have to be one in the same thing~

Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~

Are you afraid of failing the audition?~

Evil Ryan: You're a star and you should know it~

Mal: Yeah, you rise above the rest~

Evil Ryan: It doesn't matter who you hurt~

Mal: If you're just proving you're the best~

The Cyberlings and Mal: Ahh!~ Ahhh, ahh, ahhh~

Battle!~

You wanna win it~

Let's have a battle~

Battle of the bands~

Let's have a battle~

We'll go all in it~

Let's have a battle, battle, battle~

Battle of the bands~

Battle!~

Scott (Total Drama): I could beat you.

The Cyberlings and Mal: Battle!~

Ryan (Total Drama): Ha! You wish, Scott.

The Cyberlings and Mal: Battle!~

Shadowarrior: I so want this, Jose!

The Cyberlings and Mal: Battle!~

Alejandro: Not if I get it first!

Shadowarrior: Me, too!! Let's get it!

The Cyberlings, Mal and Total Drama casts: Me and you, you and me~

Why don't we see who is better~

We don't have to be one in the same thing~

Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~

Total Drama Casts: I'm going out and winning the audition~