Bumblebee's Adventures of Shrek Forever After/Transcript

This is the the script for Bumblebee's Adventures of Shrek Forever After.

[The story begins with the Shrek Forever After Book. The pages turn over to the first page of the book]

Rumpelstiltskin: Once upon a time, a long time ago, a king and a queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. But she was possessed by a terrible curse. By day, a lovely princess, by night a hideous ogre. Only true love's kiss could lift her curse, and so Fiona waited in a tower guarded by a dragon until the day when her true love would arrive. But as the days turned into years, the king and queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures.

[The pages in the book come to life as horses pull a carriage with King Harold and Queen Lillian inside it through a forest]

King Harold: I don't know about this, Lillian. Fairy Godmother said only true love's kiss can break Fiona's curse.

Queen Lillian: I don't trust that woman, Harold. This may be our last hope. Besides he does come highly recommended by king finders.

King Harold: But to put our daughter's life in the hands of this person... He's devious, he's deceitful, he's... he's...

Rumpelstiltskin: Rumpelstiltskin!

[thunder]

[Fifi, Rumpelstiltskin's pet goose, honks and Rumpel kisses Lillian's hand]

Rumpelstiltskin: Mrs. Highness.

Queen Lillian: H-h-h-how do you do.

[Fifi hisses at Harold]

Rumpelstiltskin: Down, Fifi. Get down!

[Fifi steps aside]

Rumpelstiltskin: As you can see, everything's in order.

Kinh Harold: So you'll put an end to our daughter's curse?

Rumplestiltskin: In return, you sign the kingdom of Far Far Away over to me.

[Thunder]

King Harold: Lillian, this is madness!

Queen Lillian: What choice do we have? Fiona has been locked in that tower for far too long.

Rumpelstiltskin: It's not like she's getting any younger.

King Harold: But to sign over our entire kingdom?

Rumpelstiltskin: Well, if your kingdom is worth more to you then your daughter...

King Harold: Nothing is worth more to us than our daughter.

[Fifi honks]

Rumpelstiltskin: Jump, Fifi, jump!

[She does and grabs a contract which Rumpel gives to the king]

Rumpelstiltskin: Just sign it and all your problems will disappear.

[Harold starts signing his and Lillian's names when....]

Man: Your highness! The princess! She's been saved!

[Lillian and Harold gasps with happiness and Harold rips the contract]

Rumpelstiltskin: Who saved her?

[Cut back to the book]

Rumpelstiltskin: [voiceover] No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, whose roar was feared throughout the land, would save the beautiful Princess Fiona. [gasps] True love's kiss led to marriage and ogre babies! [rips out the page] The kingdom of Far Far Away was finally at peace. Oh, goody for them! [tears a page] And they lived happily... [tears a page] Ever... [tears another page] After! [tears out the final page]

[Rumpel crushes the page in his fist. Pinocchio appears behind him]

Pinocchio (Shrek): Uh, Sir? You're gonna have to pay for that.

Rumplestiltskin: Maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy?

Pinocchio (Shrek): Oh, I'm not a real boy.

Rumpelstiltskin: Do you wanna be?

[Rumpel then gets kicked out of the library]

Pinocchio (Shrek): Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumpel-Stinky-Pants!

[Pinocchio slams the door and Rumpel sits up holding the final page of the book he tore]

Rumpelstiltskin: I wish that ogre was never born!

[Cut to Shrek's home]

Bumblebee: [yawns and stretches] Morning, team!

Sideswipe: Mornin', Bee!

Grimlock: Top of the morning, Bee.

Fixit: Good morning, lieutenant.

[Inside,