Celestia and Luna vs. Horick

Here's how the Princesses fight Commander Poultry in Equinelantis: The Lost Equestrian Kingdom.

Princess Luna: This is it, Tia! Any last words?

Princess Celestia: Yes, I really wish we had a better idea than this!

[They crash in the blimb and hop off their ship as it continues]

Commander Poultry: We're losing additude! Lighten the load!

Soldier: Yes sir!

[they start throwing off barrels]

Soldier: That's it sir! Unless someone wants to hop off.

Commander Poultry: Good, it's you! [pushes him off]

Soldier: Wah!

[parachute deploys]

Commander Poultry: Nothin' personal!

Princess Luna: Now we got him!

Princess Celestia: Get him!

[they swing on a rope and right into Commander Poultry, and they slide down to where the propellers and engines are]

Commander Poultry: Well, you 2 are bigger pains in the neck, than I could ever throught possible!

[Celestia tries to punch him but he grabs her hoof and uses it to punch her back]

[then he pins her against the wall and begin to choke her]

Princess Luna: YAH!! [smacks him with the stock of her Thompson]

Commander Poultry: [tires to punch her Luna blocks it and smacks him in the face and then she bucks him in the face]

[Poultry goes flying back and flies through the railing and he grabs on it, then he tries to reach his pistol but Luna grabs it with her magic first. And gun points him]

Poultry: Go ahead, shoot me.

Princess Luna: [pounders]

Poultry: Be a gal. [chuckles but stop when the barrel is put on his head]

Princess Luna: [imitates gunshot] I'm not a gal! [she uses her magic to destroy the pistol]

Ernie: [growls] [he then goes up to one of the dead soliders and takes his bazooka and takes aim] Nothing perosnal, dad! [fires]

Poultry: