Screams of the Siren (RFFAoXS)/Transcript

This is the episode script of The Irelanders' Adventures of Xiaolin Showdown.

[Theme song]

[The episode starts at the Xiaolin Showdown]

Ryvine Sparkle: I know Jack want to do knife throwing but his mom takes him figure skating. [mimics Jack's mom's voice] You never know it might come in handy. [in his own voice] I know Jack was bad for making a robot out of a juicer.

Crash Bandicoot: That Ryvine have such a nice form.

Clay: Woo. Lookie there, triple sow-cow.

[Ryan looks at Clay with a confused look]

Clay: What? Cowboys can't like figure skating?

Ryan F-Freeman: Come on, brother!

Raimundo: He's right, Cody! Just because you have a name of a penguin doesn't mean you have to pretend to be one!

Cody Fairbrother: Ryvine, your figure skating skills may impress the crowd, but it won't let you win the Gills of Hamachi!

[He chases Ryvine then Ryvine stops at a mountain]

Ryvine Sparkle: But, this will, Friend of Sunset. Jetbootsu!

[Ryvine walks up the mountain]

King K. Rool: The Gills of Hamachi are ours, Wuya!

[Cody sighs then punches the ice, making it crack]

Cody Fairbrother: I got an idea. [puts the orb on the crack of ice] Orb of Tornami, water!

[Water flows into the crack of the ice]

Ryvine Sparkle: I almost got it.

[The ice shakes and breaks, causing Ryvine to fall. Cody hopes from one piece of the ice to another to reach the top]

Ryvine Sparkle: Curse you, Cody Fairbrother! [screams]

[Cody grabs the Gills of Hamachi, winning the showdown and three Shen Gong Wu]

Ryan F-Freeman: Way to go, Bro!

Kitty Cheshire: Well done, Cody!

[To Ryvine, one of the Jackbots picks him up]

Overlord (PWT): Your ice stupid skating cost us three Shen Gong Wu!

Ryvine Saprkle: I'm an artist, Overlord. Like Jack Spicer, I communicate with my feet.

Wuya: If I had feet, I'd communicate all over you.

[to Connor and pals]

Cody Fairbrother: The Gills of Hamachi could allow us to breath underwater.

Connor Lacey: You got that right, Cody.

Bertram T. Monkey: Huh? Unidentified object off the front quarters.

[The heroes look to see a girl in the ice]

Evil Anna: Who is that?

Matau T. Monkey: It's a girl!

Raimundo: Someone should jump in and save her.

Ryan F-Freeman: I could, buddy. Like Connor. I am good at swimming with my friend Ariel.

Sci-Ryan: I'm going with you, Ryan. I hope Sean Ryan and his kids like swimming.

[Sci-Ryan and Ryan jumps into the water]

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. So cold. But, I can save her.

[Ryan swims up to Dyris]

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry, miss. I can get you out of there. [smashes the ice with his Millennium Gauntlet]

[Then, The Irelanders see that the girl has a mermaid tail]

Applejack: Whoa. Back when Clay came from, girls don't have fins.

Evil Anna: Wow. A real mermaid.

Dojo: Been a while since I saw one of these.

[Dyris coughs]

Ryan F-Freeman: Are you okay?

Dyris: Yes. My name is Dyris. And you. You risked this freezing water to rescue me?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. I'm Ryan. And saving ladies is kinda my thing.

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Sci-Ryan: Wow. I liked the water.