Cowman and Ratboy/Transcript

This the 3rd episode of Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
(The scene opens up with Pip and Otis sun-bathing, A chicken comes in with a complaint) (They head for a shack and changed into their costumes) (Freddy and Peck got hit Cowman's garage door, Otis and Pip drove off, Cut to Pig) (He sprayed it at Stunky and in Pig's eyes) (Pig ran into the door and a haystack and another cow fell on him) (Tigger, Cosmo and Lincoln comes in) (The girls are excising) (Cowman ropes radio) (Heroes retreated, Mrs. Beady saw Otis and the Heroes) (A balloon is thrown at Mrs.Beady) (Everyone else comes in injured and angry) (The heroes tip toed away)
 * Chicken: Otis, you have to do something. Pig is stinking up the barnyard again.
 * Otis: Well you know, it tricky to do me. Look I'm not really into stink either. When you way stink scale with confertation...
 * Chicken: Oh, honestly Otis. Sometimes your so...mild manner. (leaves)
 * Otis: She bought it. Ready for action, chum
 * Pip: Dude, I'm always ready.
 * Peck: Ah, there's nothing like a nice, relaxing game of...
 * Pig: Stunky, Stunky. I love my Stunky. Oh, you getting brush don't ya? You are so... (He heard a noise) Who's there?
 * Otis: I'm your worst nightmare dirtbag. I'm Cowman.
 * Pip: And I'm his sidekick, Ratboy.
 * Pig: Oh come Otis. Not this stupid hero thing again.
 * Otis: That stunk will smell sweeter once its has a whiff of my "Cow-Gas".
 * Pig: Ah lemony fresh scent! It burns, It burns.
 * Pip: Ha Ha, foiled again!
 * Tigger: Hey guys what are you guys doing?
 * Otis: We're Cowman and Ratboy! Daily Superheroes!
 * Cosmo: Wow, you guys are superheroes?
 * Lincoln: Cool! Can we join you guys?
 * Otis: Sure. What's your superhero names?
 * Tigger: Just call me The Mask Offender!
 * Cosmo: And Super-No Cosmo!
 * Lincoln: Call me Savy. Ace Savy.
 * Pip: Wow! Nice Names! (He hears something) Cowman, my super rat hearing is detecting more evil.
 * Otis: Your ears are our strongest ally! Cowman..,
 * Tigger: Masked Offender...
 * Cosmo: Super-Not Cosmo...
 * Lincoln: Ace Savy...
 * Pip: And Ratboy...
 * Everyone: Away!
 * Bessie: Oh, this is just fantasic! Let's do hand pulling next and then we can poke ourselves with pins!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I'm getting tired!
 * Scruffy: Me too.
 * Lucy: I can't believe we were talk into doing this.
 * Wanda: Howcome your not tired, Abby?
 * Timmy Turner: I can't believe you sign me for this, Abby.
 * Leni: Yeah, can't you slow down?
 * Abby: Sorry, guys, but jazz-ercise doesn't keep in shape unless you do it crazy fast! Like me! (Abby going fast)
 * Lynn: here is no way we can go that fast.
 * Luna: Well at least it's almost over
 * Otis: You can dance but you cant hide!
 * Abby: Cowman. NOOOO! (Radio hit the mill and lands on the group)
 * Otis: Huh? Just as Cowman planned!
 * Pip: No, you said we gonna come in and...
 * Otis: Just as Cowman planned! (moos)
 * Pip: (moos)
 * Otis: No i just say moo
 * Pip: Oh, OK (squeaks)
 * Wanda: When I get out of this, your gonna get it Cosmo!
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, Cosmo. I'll destroy you for this!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Same for you two!
 * Tigger: Make a break for it!
 * Cosmo: To the Non-Cosmo Mobile!
 * Mrs.Beady: Nathan! (Mr. Beady wakes up) That cow next door is acting crazy again!
 * Mr.Beady: You know crazy! (drinks his soda)
 * Pip: Cowman! Mrs.Beady is spying on us again!
 * Otis: Deploy the cow-maflauge!
 * Pip: Yea..,what
 * Otis: Its the balloon with the ink in it.
 * Pip: Ok.
 * Cosmo: And I know we can use! (A catapult appears)
 * Pip: Ok, that will work. So, balloon with ink away!
 * Mrs. Beady: I'll show you mister Lump. I'll get cow and his friends on video tape and I'll...
 * Mrs Beady: Maybe I'll get a wash going.
 * Everyone: Otis!!!
 * Otis: No need to thank us! (moos)
 * Piglet: They told us everything!
 * Peck: Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours.
 * Rabbit: Tigger, didn't you learn anything the last time you were The Mask Offender?
 * Timmy Turner: Did you learn anything either, Cosmo?
 * Wanda: Yeah, you almost covered Dimsdale with lava and water the last time you were a superhero!
 * Timmy Turner: And don't forget a mad killing cat!
 * Lola: And were so tired of you playing as that stupid comic book hero, Lincoln!
 * Lincoln: Ace Savy is not stupid!
 * Lori: We don't care. You gotta stop this right now or we pulverize all of you.
 * Bessie: Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speed butt whooping!
 * Otis: Whoa, citizen no likey the heroes.
 * Abby: Now you listen guys, Your idea of fighting evil around the barnyard by becoming superheroes is just plain...
 * Freddy: Dumb! D...U...M...N...7...L! Dumb!
 * Pip: Dude, there's no L in Dumb7!
 * Lincoln: And there's no N or 7 in dumb either!
 * Pig: You five are the worst superheroes ever!
 * Otis: Oh, hey,excuse me everyone. We're awesome superheroes! We got cool costumes, wicked catchphrases...
 * Cosmo: Cool rides...
 * Tigger: Coolest adventures to go on...
 * Pip: And ingenues devices like Otis' boomerang! Show him Otis!
 * Otis: Check it out! (Otis throws the boomerang and comes back and hits Peck)
 * Peck: I...I can't feel my legs!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Hey guys, what's u...(The honey pot he's carrying spilled on the ground) Oh, Bother.
 * Otis: Uh, Just put some ice on your toes and also glue the pot together and these should retur...To the vechicles!

The Middle
(The heroes are at a canyon judging their friends) (Otis fling Pip and Cosmo at the car and tied a rope to the tree and save the dudes) (Takes a picture of the heroes. Cut to Barnyard)
 * Otis: Their just wrong, guys. I know we have what it takes to be superheroes.
 * Tigger: I know we do.
 * Lincoln: We're way better than most of those other superhero back there.
 * Otis: Yeah like the aqua dude!
 * Tigger: You mean Aquaman?
 * Otis: Yeah, I mean his tights are silly and how much crime really happens underwater.
 * Pip: Car! (As the car was coming, the others hide behind a tree)
 * Pizza dude 1: Dude, I like can not drive and beat your high sore at the same time.
 * Pizza Dude 2: Sure you can dude. Just let go of the round thingy.
 * Pizza Dude 1: Oh, yeah. Completely. (The dude are doing their handshake then screams as they were about to fall in the canyon)
 * Pip: Fling me and Cosmo, Otis. We can make it!
 * Otis: What I cant do that. I mean..
 * Cosmo: Fling us!
 * Pizza Dude 1: We're gonna live!
 * Pizza Dude 2: We're livers
 * Pizza Dude 1: Dude, you totally said we're livers.
 * Pizza Dudes: Livers we're totally livers!
 * Otis: This isn't what it looks like...I'm not a cow, I'm...
 * Pizza Dude 1: We know, your a superhero
 * Pizza Dude 2 : Superhero doodle
 * Otis: Uh yeah, right, right.
 * Pizza Dude 2: Awesome costume bro. Gotta get a snapo of the superdude that saved us.
 * Pip: Don't forget us. We help too!
 * Tigger, Cosmo and Linclon: Yep, that's right!
 * Pizza Dude 2: Whoa a sidekick with the power to super shrink! And a costume lepercaun, tiger and kid with white hair.
 * Pizza Dude1 : Yea, side-shrink.
 * Heroes: Work for me.
 * Pizza Dude 1: What your name, dude?
 * Otis: I'm Cowman.
 * Tigger: I'm The Masked Offender.
 * Cosmo: I'm Super-Not Cosmo.
 * Lincoln: I'm Ace Savy.
 * Pip: And I'm Ratboy.
 * Pizza Dude 2: Awesome.
 * Otis: In your faces, people. We are superheroes, we just performed a daring rescue.
 * Pip: And got free pizza.
 * Tigger: Yeah, you should see what we did.
 * Lincoln: We were awesome.
 * Cosmo: Yeah, I use my power and..
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ok, what? Cosmo, you don't have powers.
 * Timmy Turner: You know, Cosmo. He's always talk or do studit things.
 * Otis: How caves, we did anyway.
 * Abby: We know, guys, it's so excitin'.
 * Otis: You know?
 * Scruffy: Yeah. The news been talking about it for the past hour.

(They watching Hilly Burgin on the TV)
 * Hilly Burgin: And looks like the county has own group of superheroes. A group dressed in animal or flying man suit calling themselves "Cowman", "Super-Not Cosmo", "Ace Savy" and "The Mask Offender".

(cut to Pip) (Farmer woke up. Everyone hid from the window)
 * Pip: And Ratboy. They never say Ratboy. (Squeaks)
 * Otis: This is awesome! We're famous!
 * Lincoln:
 * Bessie: Yeah I'll do that right after, never.
 * Pip: Ah come on, guys. We designed costumes for everyone.
 * Otis: Together we can combat evil as "The Justice Brood".
 * Pig: Ah, no way this tights will attenuate my love handels!
 * Pip: Dude your 90% love handels. Your face is love handels.
 * Pig: Can't I wear a poncho or something?
 * Hilly Burgin: Attention this just in a daring bank robbery has taken place the suspect was last scene heading south on Route One.
 * Otis: All right.
 * Pig: Ah, no way this tights will attenuate my love handels!
 * Pip: Dude your 90% love handels. Your face is love handels.
 * Pig: Can't I wear a poncho or something?
 * Hilly Burgin: Attention this just in a daring bank robbery has taken place the suspect was last scene heading south on Route One.
 * Otis: All right.
 * Otis: There's a robbery right near hear! We can totally nail this crook!
 * Bessie: Let me think about it, no!
 * Freddy: I'm allergic to bank robbers!
 * Bessie: Well that's the first time i agreed with the freaky mongoose or whatever he is.
 * Otis: Ok fine. You know what more crime fighting for us, whiners! Come on guys, justice isnt going to serve itself.

(Cut to mrs.beady's house)
 * Mrs. Beady: Nathan, its that cow and his friends from next door whose making fun of me!
 * Mr.Beady: Flight control your losing your mind your going down pull up pull up!
 * Pip: Its the perp.
 * Tigger: Ok, how do we stop him?
 * Cosmo: hey maybe we can use Super-Not Cosmo's Sub?
 * Otis: Leave that to me old chums. Super lacto power activate!

(Milk sprayed all over the road and the robber spinned out of control)
 * Otis: Your coming with us, stinksack!
 * Robber: Your that Cowman, Masked Offender ,and Super-Not from the TV! You guys'll never take me alive!
 * Otis: Yes we will
 * Robber: No, guys'll wont!
 * Otis: Will too!
 * Robber: Nuh-uh!
 * Otis: A Yeah-huh!
 * Robber: Nun-uh!
 * Otis: You might turn your self in now.
 * Pip: Otis, I mean, Cowman, wait for us.

(robber breaks in Mrs. beady's house)
 * Mrs. Beady (screams): Nathan the crook from tv broke our door in.
 * Mr.Beady: Your mad, gal. Just on of those salesman, they're getting bold.
 * Robber: Quiet lady, Cowman and his friends are on my tail.
 * Mrs.Beady: Cowman and his friends? Tell me everything.
 * Otis: Cant' let him hurt Mrs.Beady. Then again. Nah better stop him. Cosmo you"ll come in with me!
 * Cosmo: Got it!
 * Otis: It is us, the Udder Advegure. We're justice cow-nate. We are...(They got hit from by: Mrs. Beady) Sleepy.
 * Cosmo: I'm feel Funny? (they feld into the grown)
 * Robber: (laughing) Thanks for the help lady. Now I'm out of here.
 * Mrs. Beady: Not so fast. You're in this with me, so get back inside!

(another man comes in)
 * ???: Wait just a minute!
 * Mrs. Beady: Who are you?
 * Mr.Crocker: I'm Denzel Crocker. I was sent by my imployer, Bowser, to get the green hair one because he's a, FAIRY GOD PARENT!!! So what do you say I can pay you very well?
 * Mrs. Beady: Deal!
 * Pip: Holy steak and eggs, we need backup!
 * Tigger: Back to the barn! (They head back to warn everyone)
 * Pip: Guys Otis has been captured we gotta do something
 * Tigger: And Cosmo got captured by Mr.Crocker.
 * Wanda and Timmy: WHAT?!?
 * Piglet: WHAT?!?
 * Pooh: WHAT?!?
 * Rabbit: WHAT?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!
 * Wanda: If he knew Cosmo is a fairly...
 * Timmy: I'll lose you and Cosmo forever!
 * Bessie: I knew you and the dynamic dofus would mess things up.
 * Pig: Ah poor, Otis and Cosmo. I wish we could help them.
 * Abby: Maybe we can, Pig. Maybe..We... Can.
 * Pig: You're scaring me.
 * Timmy: Are you thinking when I thinking?
 * Sunset Shimmer: That Abby scaring us?
 * Timmy: Well that maybe true, but I wish...

The Ending
(Cut into Mrs. Beady)
 * Otis: (Grunts) Guys, as a deputized Officers of the law we must warn you that you both will not get away...
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, hush. I know who you really are, you're one of those talking animals from next door.
 * Cosmo: Quick Question. Why I'm in a Bird cage?
 * Mr. Crocker: Because, when I found out about you're a FAIRLY-GOD-PARENTS, I'll send you to Bowser's Castle and drian the magic from you!
 * Robber: Ok, uh, this is getting a little weird for me. (Mrs. Beady fix the door with her foot)
 * Mrs. Beady: Because of you two, People laugh and call us crazy. Not anymore!
 * Mr. Crocker: So, unmask them, you robber guy!
 * Robber: Ooh, I ain't getting too close. What if they has super-melty vision or something?
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, for goodness' sake. Here, you tape us, I'll unmask them myself. Now Cowman and Super-Not Cosmo, let's see who you both really are.

(Abby just drop in)
 * Abby: Back off, fiends. Oh, I love what you done with the place. Are those the Original sconces?
 * Mrs. Beady & Mr. Crocker: Who are you?
 * Abby: I'm Cowgirl. (Timmy, Wanda, Sunset Shimmer and Pooh and his friends drop in too)
 * Timmy: And I'm Cleft the Boy-Chin Wonder.
 * Wanda: I'm Ace the Dog, the Chim-hold.
 * Sunset Shimmer: We're 100 Acre Woods team.
 * Rabbit, Pooh, Piglet and Eeyore: Yep.

(And the rest just come in)
 * Pig: And I'm Mr. Ham-Tastic.
 * Freddy: Paranoid Man, Reporting, stop looking at me.
 * Peck: And the Green Rooster. Together, we are... The Justice Brood.
 * Freddy: Hey, Peck, I was supposed to say that.
 * Peck: I waited,But you didn't jump in.
 * Freddy: Can we make our entrance again?
 * Pig: Uh, fellows I think I split my pants.
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, enough of this.
 * Mr. Crocker: Take this!
 * Pig: And Skunk.
 * Both: (gasps and fell down)
 * Timmy: Cosmo, are you ok?
 * Cosmo: Well, I'm find.
 * Pooh: Glad you're ok, Cosmo.
 * Piglet: yeah, we're bin sor worried about you.
 * Sunset Shimmer: We're just glad you're ok. (Cut to Freddy and Peck)
 * Freddy: To me, Green Rooster.
 * Peck: "To me," What's that supposed to mean?
 * Freddy: I was hoping you knew.
 * Robber: I'm getting out of this nuthouse.
 * Otis: Not on the Heroes' Watch. (The robber makes a run for it)
 * Otis:  Ratboy, cow-apult! (Cowman throws Ratboy at the robber pants)
 * Pip: Ratabunga! (The robber was screaming and ran into Cowman)
 * Otis: It's milking time, filth bag!

(Cowman punches the robber and gives him to the cop.)
 * Otis: He's all yours, officer.
 * Officer: Thanks goodness for you, Cowman.

(The heroes came out of hiding)
 * Abby: Lets fight more crime, Cowman. I've been practing my battle cry! (moos loudly)
 * Otis: Ok Good good good. Ok maybe we should go back to our lair. Justice Brood...
 * Pooh: 100 Acre Wood Team...
 * Everyone: AWAY!!! (Everyone tripped)

(Back at the barnyard)
 * Abby: Being superheroes was awesome Otis.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Yeah,it was fun.
 * Pooh: Can we do it again?
 * Otis: Of course guys; with great cow power comes great cow responsibility.
 * Bessie: Great, more heroes in spandex.
 * Pig: Hey look up in the sky!
 * Rabbit: Its a hero signal!
 * Peck: Wow! There summoning Cowman.  You're gonna go, Otis? Otis?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Hey, where Tigger and Cosmo?
 * Freddy: Hey, has anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?
 * Bessie: You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren't you?

(Otis and Pip rides off)
 * Otis: Cowman...
 * Pip: And Ratboy, AWAY! Are we there yet?
 * Otis: No. Pip: How much longer?
 * Otis: Uh, not for much longer.
 * Pip: How many miles?
 * Otis: Why are you asking me these questions?
 * Pip: How come my face isn't up there?
 * Otis: Cause you a sidekick.
 * Pip: So, sidekick can't get signals?
 * Otis: Cowman ignoring powers activate
 * Pip: (squeaks)

( after scene on the roof)
 * Cosmo: We'll let them handle this one. I don't they need us for!
 * Tigger: But then again,...When they want us again? They'll call us..,The Masked Offender...
 * Cosmo: And Super-Not Cosmo!

(A book closes)

(The End)