A place to Camp

This is how a place to camp goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[Thomas pushes a rock blocking the mouth of a cave aside]

Crash Bandicoot: Do you think that's where Fiona will sleep, Thomas?

Thomas: Of course.

Matau T. Monkey: You can do better then That.[to Fiona] Princess. Do you think it needs homey touches?

Princess Fiona: Absolutely. Like for instance, a door.

Crash Bandicoot: Wow! You read her mind, Matau.

[Matau nods]

Grimlock: Wow! Matau does know what happens in Shrek's movie.

Thomas: And it is getting close to sunset.

Matau T. Monkey: Sunset?

Thomas: When Fiona changes forms duh.

Crash Bandicoot: I think that was Fiona's curse.

Thomas: Yes. Anyways, Fiona, you should probably get to sleep.

Matau T. Monkey: Good night, Princess Fiona.

Princess Fiona: Good night. [pulls her new door shut]

Matau T. Monkey: Crash. I'm not going to ask Fiona for a bedtime story.

Thomas: She said good night.

Matau T. Monkey: She seems nice like Princess Adagio.[to Crash] Right, Crash?

[Crash nods. Later that night]

Grimlock: Matau. Can you tell us about the vision about Ryan transforming into Dark Ryan F-Freeman?

Matau T. Monkey: It's a long story, Grimlock. So, I think it's best to leave it until the film ends.

Crash Bandicoot: It' s ok. Ryan got the Dazzlings to change their ways.

Matau T. Monkey: I know, Crash. Thomas, can you tell the future from the stars?

Thomas: The stars don't tell the future, Matau, they tell stories.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. That constellation of stars look like Dark Ryan F-Freeman Matau is talking about.

Thomas: Exactly, Crash. The stars are like dot-to-dots. You just connect them up and they make a picture.

Matau T. Monkey: Yup. Crash, I know that constellation of stars looks like Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

Grimlock: Look! That constellation of stars look like Twilight Sparkle in Alicorn form.

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. Look. This constellation of stars looks like Ryan as the second leader of the Dazzlings.

Thomas: Good.

Matau T. Monkey: Wait. Why is my master wearing a pendant in that constellation of stars?

Thomas: I don't think that's Ryan, Matau. I think that's someone else. He looks like Mike, except he's got his hair down over one eye.

Matau T. Monkey: Mal! I knew it was him.

Thomas: And why is he wearing a Siren pendant?

Matau T. Monkey: I think that Mal is an Equestrian Siren.

Crash Bandicoot: What makes you think that?

Matau T. Monkey: We seen him with this pendant on Cybertron.

Grimlock: When did that happen?

Crash Bandicoot: After Ryan restored Thomas' memories and we saw Mal with Aria and the Dark Stars.

Thomas: Boy, do I remember that.

Matau T. Monkey: I remember it now.

[Fiona, now an ogre, peaks out at them]

Crash Bandicoot: Can you tell us about when we were fighting Mal and the Dark Stars?

Thomas: Not right now, Crash.

Matau T. Monkey: I know Shrek's problem in his movie, Thomas. It's the world that seems to have a problem with Shrek.

Thomas: Yeah. People judge him before they even know him.

Crash Bandicoot: I know. People take one look at Shrek and it's all ''Ahh! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!''.

Thomas: I guess I know what that feels like. Being judged before being known.

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. I think Shrek would love Fiona, Thomas.

Thomas: True.

Grimlock: You got Twilight as your girlfriend, Thomas.

Thomas: I know.

Matau T. Monkey: At least Aria's pendant hit on the head.[rubs his head] Ow.

Thomas: I know.

Matau T. Monkey: Maybe, instead of Master Ryan become one of the Dazzlings as a siren.

Thomas: Yeah.

Matau T. Monkey: We'll have the Dazzlings join us.

Thomas: Good plan.

Crash Bandicoot: That's a good idea, Matau. At least Ryan is the second leader of the Dazzlings, right?

[Matau nods]

Grimlock: That's what Ryan did in Thomas' Rock and Roll Adventure.

Thomas: Yeah. Now let's look at the sky.

Crash Bandicoot: You know, Matau. Simba's dad told him that the great kings of the past are up there look down on us from those stars.

Thomas: Shrek also said that the stars tell stories.

Crash Bandicoot: You're right, Thomas.

Thomas: Like that about the time Twilight became an alicorn.

Matau T. Monkey: And that one about the time Sci-Twi and Master Ryan transformed into Midnight Sparkle and Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

Thomas: Yeah.

Crash Bandicoot: That one is about how Light Cody Fairbrother fights Midnight Sparkle and turns her back to Sci-Twi.

Thomas: Oh, yeah. I see it.

Grimlock: Matau. What does Light Cody Fairbrother look like?

[Matau shows them the photo he took]

Crash Bandicoot: Wow! Cody looks stunning in that form.

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. I know.

Thomas: And look. That tells us about the time the Transformers came to earth.

Grimlock: Yeah. I remember it now. At least Light Cody Fairbrother looks like Daydream Shimmer.

Thomas: I know.

Crash Bandicoot: I hope that there will be a party at Shrek's swamp.

Thomas: Yeah. But never mind that now, Crash. [lays on his back]

Matau T. Monkey: [sighs] At least I don't have any more visions.

Crash Bandicoot: Oh. I get it. This another one of them onion things isn't it?

Matau T. Monkey: No, Crash. It's about Master Ryan singing with the Dazzlings.

Thomas: Matau. I can handle this. [to Crash] No. It's one of those drop it and leave it alone things.

Jessica Fairbrother: Thomas is right, Crash.

Crash Bandicoot: Then why don't you wanna talk about it?

Jessica Fairbrother: Thomas is not talking.

Thomas: Jessica, please. [to Crash] Why do you want to talk about it?

Matau T. Monkey: Jessica. Do you know about Kylo Ren?

Jessica Fairbrother: Well, we've been rivals for a long time, so, yeah.

Crash Bandicoot: [to Thomas, who has rolled over onto his side] So then why are you blocking?

Thomas: I'm not blocking. [rolls onto his left hand side]

Crash Bandicoot: Oh, yes, you are.

Thomas: Crash. I warning you!

Crash Bandicoot: But why does Shrek like his privacy? Just tell me that.

Thomas: IT'S BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO JUDGE HIM BEFORE THEY KNOW HIM! OK?!

Crash Bandicoot: Ok, Thomas. [to Matau] Matau. Do you got a video of your master and the Dazzlings singing?

Matau T. Monkey: It was a vision! You can't take videos of visions.

Crash Bandicoot: A least you got one recorded on your IPod in the Rise of Dark Ryan F-Freeman?

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah.

[Matau pulls out his IPod and finds a video. He taps play. Ryan F-Freeman and the Dazzlings start singing Under Our Spell]

Grimlock: Cool.

Crash Bandicoot: Wow! Ryan is a great singer.

Matau T. Monkey: I know.

Jessica Fairbrother: Why is my grandfather under the Dazzlings' spell?

Matau T. Monkey: You know why.

Jessica Fairbrother: Yeah. Like my grandfather I like that song. We say "Jump" you say "how high"~

Thomas: Jessica.

Jessica Fairbrother: Sorry. Guess this song is catchy.

[Thomas lays back]

Jessica Fairbrother: The moon looks beautiful.

Thomas: Yeah.

Crash Bandicoot: I remembered how Ryan and Princess Celestia banished Nightmare Moon to the moon.

Thomas: [laughs] That's a good one.

Matau T. Monkey: Can you tell us about it, Crash?

Thomas: Now's not the time for stories, Matau. Let's get some sleep.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Thomas.[pulls out a sleeping bag and an Adagio Dazzle doll]

Jessica Fairbrother: Where did you get that?

Matau T. Monkey: I bought it at a shop in Duloc.

Grimlock: Oh.

Crash Bandicoot: I bought two dolls for you and Grimlock, Jessica.[shows Jessica an Aria Blaze doll and a Sonata Dusk doll]

Thomas: And what do they do? Sit around and do nothing?

Crash Bandicoot: Those dolls can talk and their pendants glow like a nightlight.

Thomas: Can you demonstrate?

Crash Bandicoot: Ok.[squeezes the Sonata Dusk doll's hand]

Sonata Dusk Doll: "For realsies? Because I think this place is the worst".

Matau T. Monkey: Wow! Let's see what my doll say.[squeezes the Adagio Dazzle doll's hand]

Adagio Dazzle Doll: "We've got the music makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it".

Matau T. Monkey: Wow! My doll can sing. I wonder it say something.[squeezes the Adagio Dazzle doll's hand again]

Adagio Dazzle Doll: "Talk about throwing down the gauntlet".

Jessica Fairbrother: That's good, Matau. Let's see how this one can say something.[squeezes the Aria Blaze doll's hand]

Aria Blaze Doll: "I think you're the worst, Sonata".

Jessica Fairbrother: Wow! That's awesome! What else does it say?[squeezes the Aria Blaze doll's hand again]

Aria Blaze Doll: "We have been known to sing from time to time".