Cartman Says the F-Word

This scene takes place during the classroom.

Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 x 2? (the kids remain silent) Come on, children, don't be shy. Just give me your math problems. (Clyde raises his hand) Yes, Clyde?

Clyde: 12?

Mr. Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete coward. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

Cartman: (mocks gibberish)

Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!

Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you (bleep) Jew!

Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?

Cartman: Jew?

Kyle: No, he's talking about "(bleep)". You can't say "(bleep)" in school, you stupid fat butt!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Ash: He's right, Cartman!

Pikachu: Pika!

Cartman: Why the (bleep) not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "(bleep)" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: (bleep)

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. (bleeping)

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my (bleep)?

(everyone gasps, including Pooh, Ash, and others)

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a magaphane and clears his throat while Pooh, Ash, and others freak out in fear) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY (bleep), MR. GARRISON?

(Mr. Garrison gets shocked in anger)

Pooh: Oh, bother.

Stan: Holy shoot, dude.