The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild.

[The film starts with a rider and his horse riding along a desert landscape, over cliffs and across railway tracks. The dust they leave behind reveals the film's title "The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder: Built To Be Wild". The scene shows cliff pictures of Bob, Wendy, Spud and Pilchard on them before zooming the camera out to view a small western town in front of them. Wendy and Pilchard are fast asleep on the porch. A fly buzzes around Pilchard who wakes up. She flicks it away with her tail and it blew a raspberry at her before flying off. Mr Sabatini is carving some wood in his hand. Scruffty and a boy is reading a comic book. Farmer Pickles is fast asleep in his chair. Mr Bentley, dressed like a sheriff, is playing a harmonica when he plays a bad note which makes Scruffty cover his ears and cringes at the sound. He then hears hooves cluttering and Bob, dressed like a cowboy, rides into the town on his horse, the horse whinnying as he screeches to a stop]

Bob: He's comin'! I've seen him with my own eyes! Mucky Muck! The most famous adventurer in the west!

Townspeople: [gasp] Mucky Muck?!

Bob: And he's bringin' someone in!

[Muck speeds into the town right on cue]

Muck: Yee-haw! I'm built to be wild! Howdy, Sheriff Bentley. I think I got somethin' you want.

[He turns and dumps Spud, dressed like a desperado and tied up, onto the ground]

Sheriff Bentley: (gasps) Stinky Spud. The most wanted scarecrow in the west.

Mucky Muck: Yep. The very same.

Bob: That's him alright. [showing a wanted poster of Spud] Sure as crows is crows.

Stinky Spud: No. You've got the wrong scarecrow. I just look like him. I'm uh, I'm his twin brother. Yep, that's it. (burps)

Everyone: Ew!

Mucky Muck: That's not nice.

Bob: You're definitely Stinky Spud!

Stinky Spud: Oh, please, let me go!

Sheriff Bentley: Sorry, Stinky Spud, but the only place you're goin' is jail. [to Muck] How do you catch the horrid criminal, Mucky Muck?

Mucky Muck: Well, Sheriff, I set a trap.

[His shovel covers the screen before showing Muck digging a hole]

Mucky Muck: I dug a hole real deep and then covered it over. I laid my bait and sat back to wait.

[Muck covers the hole with red stuff and purple sticks then puts cakes and other sweet snacks on it before hiding behind a rock. Stinky Spud appears from behind another rock and look around, making Muck duck out of sight to avoid being seen. Spud walks out to the clearing then pull out his parsnip gun to check for any presence before putting it back in his holster. He saw the bait Muck left on the tarp and grew excited by it]

Stinky Spud: Oh, yummy! Look at all that scrummy grub, just waitin' to fill my belly.

[Muck watch as Spud walks onto the trap which collapses underneath him and he fell into the pit]

Spud: Ooh. (munching cakes and treats happily)

[The flashback ends]

Mucky Muck: I just knew Stinky Spud wouldn't be able to resist stuffin' his face.

Sheriff Bentley: Sounds like quite an adventure. [picking up a bag of coins] Well done, Mucky Muck. Here's your reward. [passes the bag to Muck who catches it in his bucket]

Mucky Muck: Pleasure doin' business with ya, Sheriff.

Sheriff Bentley: Come on, Stinky Spud. It's off to jail for you.

Stinky Spud: Awww.

Sheriff Bentley: I hope you like beans. Cause you're gonna be eatin' a lot of em.

Mucky Muck: (chuckles, to the boy) They don't call him Stinky Spud for nothin', eh, kid?

Boy: Nah.

[Stinky Spud farts as the Sheriff pushes him towards the jail while fanning away the smell. Scruffty falls over]

Stinky Spud: Scuse I.

Boy: I wanna be like Mucky Muck when I grow up.

Wendy: It's true what they say. He sure was built to be wild.

Mucky Muck: Okay, folks, (throwing the bag into his dumper) time to go lookin' for some more adventure. See y'all.

[Muck tosses a coin from his bucket. It flies through the air and into the hands of the boy, who catches it]

Boy: (gasps) Thanks, Mucky Muck! You're mah hero!

[Muck winks]

Mucky Muck: Built to be wild! Yee-haw!

[He races off as everyone watches. The screen then ripples and waves from side to side, revealing to be a dream as we pan to reveal Mater, Connor Lacey and Bob looking at Muck]

Bob: Earth to Muck! Earth to Muck!

Mater: Mornin', sleepin' beauty!

Muck: Huh?

Mater: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Boy, we was wonderin' when you was gonna wake up!

Connor Lacey: Yeah, we've been trying to get your attention for the past few minutes.

Bob: They're right. You were miles away.

Muck: Oh, sorry. I was dreaming about all the adventures I'm going to have on our holiday.

Bob: I know. It's really exciting. A dream come true.

Connor Lacey: It's gonna be awesome. I've never been to a real life Wild West before.

Mater: Dadgum. I hope I get to show off my herding skills.

Muck: I can't believe we're going to the Wild West. 'Cause you know what, guys? I was built to be wild.

Bob: Built to be wild, eh? I suppose you're going to round up cattle and chase baddies.

Muck: Yeah, and race through the desert, ride along the railroad, pan for gold, cross raging rivers and, and it's gonna be the biggest adventure ever, ever, ever, ever!

[In another carriage on the train, a band is playing Summer Holiday whilst Bob, Wendy, Spud and the Irelanders dance along to it]

Bob: We're all going on a cowboy holiday~

No more building for a week or two~

Wendy: We'll ride horses on our cowboy holiday~

Bob: No more fixing for me or you~

Bob and Wendy: For a week or two~

Muck: We're going where they went gold mining~

Dizzy: We're going to a cowboy ranch~

Scoop: We've seen it in the movies~

Spud: We'll be there by lunch~

Roley: Rock and Roll!

Bob: Everybody has a summer holiday~

Muck: Doing things they always wanted to~

Muck, Dizzy and Scoop: So we're all going on a cowboy holiday~

With Spud: To make our dreams come tru-u-ue~

Bob and Wendy: For me and you~

Spud: We're going to learn how to be cowboys~

Dizzy: Hey! And be cowgirls too~

Lofty: We've seen it in the movies~

Roley: There'll be so much to do-a!~

Bob: Everybody has a summer holiday~

Wendy: Doing things they always wanted to~

Everyone: So we're all going on a cowboy holiday~

To make our dreams come tru-u-ue~

Muck: A machine's gotta do what it's gotta do.

[We see the train coming out of a tunnel while whistling. A map appears, showing the red square representing the train moves towards it's destination. The scene changes to a rattlesnake slithering across the desert before panning out to reveal a slope to which the heroes and a blue pick up truck named Jackaroo drives over it]

Jackaroo: Welcome to the Wild West, folks!

Muck: It is like in the movies!

[They survey the landscape in front of them]

Dizzy: Just look at all the cactus, Lofty.

Lofty: Oh, er, they're so prickly.

Kim Possible: Just be careful not to touch them.

Jackaroo: So what brought you way out west?

Muck: I'm looking for adventure, Jackaroo.

Bob: We've always loved watching cowboy films so when I saw Rio's advert, it seemed just the job.

Ash Ketchum: Yep. I'd love to try to learn how to be a cowboy.

Pikachu: Pika.

Misty: A cowgirl would be more of my style to be honest.

Serena: Well, this hoilday is a great chance for us to get into the Wild West cowgirl style.

Maisie Lockwood: Yeah. Would like to try it out.

Fireman Sam: I would also like to take a break from firefighting for a while.

Norman Price: I bet I'II be the best cowboy in the whole Wild West.

Mandy Flood: In your dreams, Norman Price.

Lightning McQueen: Nothing like getting your tires dirty.

Dusty Crophopper: It's a great idea to be given cowboy lessons.

Jackaroo: Well, folks, I sure hope you're gonna have a fine ol' time learning to be cowboys at the Double R ranch. Rio's got a whole bunch of fun stuff planned for y'all.

Bob: Thanks, Jackaroo. We can't wait.

[They head on through the desert till they saw a town in the distance and stop]

Muck: (gasps) Is that Cactus Creek?

Jackaroo: It sure is!

Bob: Oh, wow. A real ol' wild west town.

Wendy: It's just like I imagined.

Connor Lacey: Yeah. But it looks abandoned and old.

Jackaroo: Too right, Connor. It's pretty much a ghost town now.

Lofty, Dizzy and James Jones: [feeling scared] A g-g-g, a ghost town?

Spud: [sneaks up behind them] Boo!

Lofty, Dizzy and James Jones: [scream]

Spud: (laughing) Gotcha! It's only me!

Dizzy: Spud!

James Jones: Don't do that!

Norman Price: Nice one, Spud.

May: That wasn't funny, Norman.

Max: (to Spud) Yeah, you scared them half to death.

Jackaroo: (chuckles) A ghost town just means that folks used to live there but they don't anymore.

Roley: Why's that then?

Jackaroo: Well, Roley, when the gold ran out, folks moved on.

Lofty: Oh, that's really sad.

Brock: Yeah, but it's still standing after all these years. Incredible.

Jackaroo: So, that's why we started doing cowboy adventure holidays to get folks coming here again. Rio's hoping she will able to get the place all fixed up someday.

Bob: That's a great idea.

Sarah Jones: We could help, now that we're here.

Mewtwo: Indeed.

Jackaroo: Come on. Let's mosey over to the Double R.

Lofty: Yee... What was it again?

Everyone: Yee-haw!

Lofty: Oh, yeah! Yee-haw!

[They head on through the desert and soon arrive at the Double R ranch]

Jackaroo: Come on, I'II show y'all around.

[He leads everyone into the ranch where a white and brown dog is jumping up and down with excitement and barking]

Patch: (barking)

Jackaroo: Good boy, Patch. It's OK. These folks are our guests. This is where Rio lives. She'II be along real soon.

Bob: Great. I can't wait to meet her.

Derek Price: Me neither. Trevor did say we were going for our Cowboys and Cowgirls in Training badges.

Trevor Evans: That's right, Derek. (seeing someone) And I think that's Rio now!

[Everyone looks to see Rio Rogers, silhouetted on a hill with her horse, Dollar]

Rio Rogers: Howdy, folks. I'm Rio Rogers and this here's my horse, Dollar.

Everyone: Hi, Rio!

[Rio and Dollar jump down from the hill, passing cows and trots over to the heroes]

Rio Rogers: Y'all are more than welcome to the Double R ranch in Cactus Creek!

[She jumps down off Dollar and plays her guitar while dancing]

Rio Rogers: I was born and raised on the Double R~

Learned the ropes from Ma and Pa~

Everything a gal could need to know~

This is a fine ol' ranch and a fine ol' town~

Best darn thing spread for miles around~

And I'm gonna show you folks a real good time~ (chuckles)

Cactus Creek sure glad you've arrived~

Cactus Creek, tonight she'll come alive~

As long as I'm in Cactus Creek~

I don't need to roam, no, no, no~

Whoa, that's my home~ (chuckles)

Well, it's up with the sun for me and my crew~

Ain't nothing around here that we can't do~

Ropin' and tyin' them cows til the sun goes down~

Brandy: Moo.

Rio Rogers: Some day I'm gonna fix this town up good~

Get the whole place lookin' just like it should~

But for now I'm gonna show you folks a real good time~

Cactus Creek sure glad you've arrived~

Cactus Creek tonight she'II come alive~

As long as I'm in Cactus Creek~

I don't need to roam, no, no, no~

Whoa, that's my home~

Rio: Yes, sir, that ain't fake singin', honey. That's Rio  singin'. Just a little bit of cowboy humour for ya. [chuckles] Yee-haw!

[Rio catches her hat. Just then, a cow named Brandy runs into view, mooing. Rio takes out a lasso and catches Brandy with it]

Everyone: Wow!

Muck: She just threw that rope and caught that cow!

Rio: This here's Brandy and she's always escapin'.

Brandy: [mooing]

Station Officer Steele: Well, sometimes charging cows can be a hazard. You might want to consider tightening up security around here.

Serena: Perhaps so, though the other cows didn't try to escape like Brandy does all the time.

Rio: Okay, folks. We need to get your tents pitched and russell up some wood for the fire.

Jackaroo: And get Brandy home too, ma'am.

Muck: I'll help. I'm Mucky Muck, the cowboy truck.

Connor Lacey: And we can help too.

Rio: Alrighty. Let's skidaddle.

Jackaroo: [to Brandy] Get along, lil' dogie.

Muck: Get along, lil' dogie.

Brandy: [mooing]

[Jackaroo, Rio, Dollar, Muck and the Irelanders lead Brandy away]

Roley: [laughs] Muck thinks he's in a cowboy film!

Dizzy: But Brandy's a cow, not a doggie.

Wendy: [giggles] Dogie. Not doggie. It's what they call cows out here in the Wild West.

Roley: Dogie? [laughs] That's a funny word. [laughs]

Darling Charming: Very true, Roley. Very true. That's got be the funniest word I've ever heard.

Wendy: Right, Bob. Let's get these tents pitched.

Lofty: Oh, er, I'll help, Wendy.

Wendy: Thanks, Lofty. [sees Bob's not there] Uh, Bob?

Bob: [up on the ladder near the half broken sign and moving one of the Rs back into place] Over here, Wendy.

Darling Charming: Bob, you're supposed to be on holiday remember?

Wendy: Yeah. [singing Cowboy Holiday] No more fixing for a week or two~

Bob: Sorry, you two. I can't help it. (fixing the sign) There. That's better. Can I fix it? Yes, I can.

[He climbs down. The scene changes to Brandy in her pen]

Brandy: [mooing]

Muck: So, I bet you've had lots of adventures, Rio.

Rio: Oh, I have a few in my time, honey.

Jackaroo: Yeah. We've seen stuff that'll make your paint rust.

Chug: Whoa, really?

Jackaroo: Oooh, ooh, tell them about the snake. The one that hypnotized ya.

Connor Lacey: [gasp] Hypnotized by a snake?

Rio: Well, let's see now, I was out in the desert one day when I happened upon this snake. Why, it was bigger than a barn.

Dizzy: Wow. That's really big.

Maisie Lockwood: Huge even.

Jackaroo: Yeah, and I'm telling ya, it had a real mean stare.

Rio: [waving her rope] It was swaying from side to side and I just couldn't help looking at those googley eyes.

[Brandy shakes it off]

Rio: Then the next thing I know, I'm trapped in it's gaze.

Scoop: (gasps) What happened?

Rio: Well, it came towards me and I tried to skidaddle but I was frozen to the ground!

Spud: About to be snake lunch!

Brandy: [moos]

Norman Price: That's not good.

Rio Rogers: Well, I figured I was a goner but Jackaroo arrived in the nick of time.

Jackaroo: I came-a racing over and I hooked that snake in my winch and I swung and swung it real hard....

Rio: And it flew so far it went pum around the world and landed in the Amazon....

Muck: (gasps)

Rio: Where I hear it lives to this day.

Irelanders: Whoa!

Muck: Jackaroo saved you!

Dizzy: He's a hero!

Rio: I reckon.

Brandy: (mooing)

James Jones: You were very brave, Jackaroo.

Jackaroo: Ah, shucks.

Muck: I want to have adventures too so people can tell stories about me. I'm not just a dumper truck you know. I was built to be wild.

Rio: (plays her guitar) You're lookin' for adventure? (humming guitar riffs) You've come to the right place. Uh-huh.

Muck: How does she do that?

Connor Lacey: Beats me, Muck.

Brock: She sure is pretty good I'II give her that. (to Rio) Please, let's find a quiet spot to line up and find out if we're a match.

[Misty drags Brock away by his ear]

Misty: Haven't you learned by now that you shouldn't play if you can't win?

May: Sorry about that, Rio. Brock has a bit of an in love constitution when it comes to girls.

Rio: That's alright, y'all.

Max: He tried that to Wendy once.

Dilys Price: And Penny when they first came to Pontypandy.

Connor Lacey: And it was very funny every time he does that. (laughs)

[Patch barks as he run up to Rio with wood in his mouth]

Rio: Good boy, Patch. I reckon that's enough wood now. Let's see how that tent pitchin's goin.

[She whistles and Dollar trotted up to her]

Muck: Ride 'em, cowboys.

Everyone: Yee-haw!

[They went back to the ranch. Wendy is standing next to a tent and hammer the pegs into the ground as Rio and the others arrived]

Rio: OK, folks, i reckon it's time for y'all to have your first cowboy lesson.

Everyone: Yee-haw!

Muck: I wanna learn how to be just like you and Jackaroo!

Wendy: How exciting! Come on, Bob! (there's no answer) Uh, Bob?

Bob: Just a minute, Wendy!

[Soon, Bob came out, wearing a cowboy outfit]

Bob: Howdy, folks! I'm Buffalo Bob!

Everyone: Wow!

Rio: (wolf-whistle) Well, howdy doody, Buffalo Bob. You got the whole kit and caboodle.

Muck: I think you look really cool, Bob.

[Bob starts to dance as the song Buffalo Bob starts playing]

Bob: Got my silver plated buckle~

And my big ten gallon hat~

Got my spurs that jingle-jangle~

Whoo, how great is that?~

You may think that I'm a builder~

But I'm here to tell you true~

I'm gonna be a cowboy now~

A cowboy through and through~

Everyone and Bob: Buffalo Bob!~

Bob: Yee-haw!

Scoop, Dizzy and Muck: Buffalo Bob! Buffalo Bob!~

Rio: Howdy doody, Buffalo Bob. (wolf-whistle)

Wendy, Lofty and Roley: Buffalo Bob! Buffalo Bob!~

Bob: Yeah, yeah, that's my name~

Buffalo Bob~

[Rio gives Bob a lasso and he swing it around and around a few times before tossing it into the air. The lasso falls down and lands on Bob]

Muck, Scoop, Dizzy and Irelanders: [laughing]

[Bob blushes in embarrassment]

Dollar: (whinnies)

Bob: You may think that I'm a builder~

But I'm here to tell you true~

I'm gonna be a cowboy now~

A cowboy through and through~

Everyone and Bob: Buffalo Bob!~

Bob: Yee-haw!

Scoop, Muck and Wendy: Buffalo Bob! Buffalo Bob!~

Dizzy: (wearing a cowgirl hat) Howdy doody, Buffalo Bob! Yee-haw!

Everyone: Buffalo Bob! Buffalo Bob!~

Bob: Yeah, yeah, that's my name~

Buffalo Bob~

[He twirl his drill around like a gun and puts it back into his holster. He struts backwards and falls into a water trench]

Rio: (laughs) Wearing a hat don't make you a cowboy, Buffalo Bob.

Bob: Oh. I think I've got a lot to learn, Rio.

Rio: And I'm gonna teach ya.

Bob: Yee-haw!

[He throws his hat in the air and the scene changes to the heroes at an arena with Bob riding on Dollar]

Rio: To be a cowboy, you need to able to do two things, throw a rope and ride a horse. Yes siree.

Bob: Off you go then. Good horsey.

Dollar: (snorts)

Rio: (laughs) Honey, there's a lot more to riding a horse than just sitting in a saddle and let your legs hang down.

Bob: How do I make her go?

Rio: Like this. (clicks) Giddyup!

[Dollar starts to gallop around the arena with Bob on board]

Muck: Go, Bob, go!

Roley: Rock and ride!

Everyone: (laughs)

Dizzy: Giddy up, Bob!

Bob: Whoa! Where are the brakes?! Stop!

Tom Thomas: Horses don't have brakes, mate!

Rio: Whoa, Dollar. Whoa!

Bob: Stop!

[Dollar screeches to a stop, sending Bob flying through the air and landed on the ground with a thud]

Bob: Whoa! Oof!

Everyone: (laughs)

Scoop: Are you alright, Bob?

Lofty: Bob, are you alright?

Dollar: (snorts)

Bob: Oh! Perhaps I'II stick to riding machines.

Rio: (helping Bob get up) You just gonna keep getting back on. You know my great-great granddaddy could ride anything. They say he once even rode a tornado.

Muck: A tornado? Is that a really big horse?

Rio: (chuckles) No. It's a wind that's real mad and it twists and it turns and flattens everything in it's path.

Dizzy: Wow! And he rode the wind?

Rio: Yep. He just took a saddle and jump right on. (she climbs onto Dollar) And I tell ya, that tornado, it tried to toss him into the next county.

[Dollar bucks around, acting out the tornado]

Muck: Did your great-great thingywasy stay on?

Rio: Yep, until that tornado gave in and turned into a gentle breeze.

[Dollar lays down and neighs softy, showing the tornado calming down]

Rio: And that was how rodeo begin.

Bob: Wow.

Irelanders: Whoa.

Fireman Sam: Well, I'm impressed but I hope he was being careful. Tornados can be very dangerous.

Rio: Don't you worry, Sam. He was always careful despite his wild ideas.

Fireman Sam: That's good.

Muck: What's next? What's next?

Rio: Dang it. I left the rope back at the ranch and I can't teach ya to throw without it.

Muck: Muck to the rescue! I'II get it, Rio!

Rio: Thanks, Muck.

Jackaroo: Alrighty, I'II show you the way.

Spud The Scarecrow: I'II help too.

Norman Price: So are we.

Connor Lacey: Maisie and I will help you as well, Muck.

Maisie Lockwood: Friends stick together to the end.

Muck: Jump on, partners.

Spud the Scarecrow, Norman, Derek, Connor and Maisie: Yee-haw.

Muck: Built to be wild!

[Muck, Jackaroo and their passengers went through the desert, pick up the rope from the ranch then drive back]

Muck: Rio's great-great granddaddy sounds really cool. I bet he had lots of adventures.

Jackaroo: He sure did. He was the one that first struck gold in Cactus Creek.

Derek Price: Wow. So where is the gold mine, Jackaroo?

Jackaroo: In the old town. Hey, you wanna see it?

Muck: 'Course. I'm built to be wild, remember?

Patch: (barking)

[Soon, they came to the old gold mine which has a boulder covering the entrance]

Jackaroo: This is the old mine, y'all.

Muck. Wow! A real gold mine!

Connor Lacey: That is amazing!

Spud The Scarecrow: But the gold's all gone, isn't it?

Jackaroo: Yep. Every last bit.

Maisie Lockwood: Looks like that boulder is blocking the entrance.

Norman Price: Have you ever been down there before?

Jackaroo: Nah. It closed down long ago. Come on. I'II show you the old town too. It's just over there.

[They roll over to the town and look all around it in awe]

Spud The Scarecrow: Wow! I feel like I'm in the movies!

Norman Price: So do I, Spud. Imagine if we ever get ourselves to appear in the cowboy movies.

Maisie Lockwood: If you two don't do anything naughty, that is.

Jackaroo: You see the symbol up there, above the door?

[They look at an old building with two Rs facing back to back on the roof of the porch]

Muck: Oh, yeah. It's a double R.