Cowboy SpongeBob/Transcript

This is a transcript of Cowboy SpongeBob in Tino's Adventures Chronicles.

(The episode begins)

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Mr. Krabs: We win! We win! I had the best horsey! I had the best horsey!

Tino Tontini: Not so fast! We saw everything you did! We saw you cheating during the race even though we told you not to!

Sandy: Yeah! You cheated after I said about wanting it to be a clean race!

SpongeBob: (gasps) You cheated?! For shame, Mr. Krabs! For shame!

Sandy: Looks like he and Squidward are not worthy to be cowboys or a horse racers after all. Thanks for dishonoring our trust in you, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Eh, who cares? I still have the best horsey there is!

Squidward: That's right. I'm the best horse in the world.

Officer John Slugfish: Wow! Really? You are?

Squidward: I sure am! (enters the police car)

Mr. Krabs: He sure is! (enters the police car)

Officer John Slugfish: Hey, watch your heads. (shuts the door and gets in the police car) I never would've guessed it.

Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

Squidward: Yeah!

Officer John Slugfish: Uh, I don't know. Maybe because of how your horse ran despite its rubbery arms and the doughiness in the midsection...


 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, we get the picture. Now drive us over to the Krusty Krab so we can celebrate our... (sees handcuffs on his wrists) victory? What?

Squidward: (sees handcuffs on his wrists too) What the? Wait a minute. Are we under arrest?

Officer John Slugfish: You sure are.

Mr. Krabs: For what?

Officer John Slugfish: For attempting to impersonate officers during your race. And since you're both going to jail for that, you have the right to remain silent.

Squidward and Mr. Krabs: NOOO!!!!!!

Officer John Slugfish: Or not silent.