Lesson Zero (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Lesson Zero (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)

Silver, Blaze, and Rouge join Team Sonic/Twilight's Checklist
[Silver was seen flying towards Ponyville, he eventually lands near Blaze, who was near Sugarcube Corner]

Silver: Good to see you, Blaze. I notice you got the same invitation to join Team Sonic that I did.

Blaze: Yes. The invitation itself was vague, but compelling enough to pique my curiosity, please, not gonna lie, I kinda wanted to see Cream again.

Rouge: [flies down] I'm curious, too! I didn't get an invitation, but Shadow insisted I'd join since it's been a while since I've worked with him.

[Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, and Shadow arrived]

Sonic: Hey, Silver. Long time no see. I see the invitation I asked Princess Celestia to send to the future arrived well.

Silver: Yeah. I received the invitation back in my era, 200 years from now, and journeyed back here to its' coordinates.

Tails: Still, sending physical objects through space and time? That's a whole 'nother level of incredible!

Cream: And Miss Blaze, nice to see you again, how did you get here though?

Blaze: Apparently, the Chaos Control that warpped you guys here also affected my dimension, impressive.

Amy Rose: Distressingly impressive, I'm still surprised that you wanted to be with us, do you even think you can handle living in world inhabited by mostly ponies?

Blaze: After everything I have dealt with, I feel confident that I can handle it.

Sonic: Okay, good to hear.

Rouge: As for me, Shadow asked me if I wanted to join you, which I agreed to, we are all friends after all.

Knuckles: Yeah, I guess...

Shadow: Hmm, still annoyed about all the times she tried to snatch the Master Emerald from you, Knuckles?

Knuckles: I suppose so...

[Meanwhile, at Golden Oaks Library]

Twilight Sparkle: Quill.

Spike: Check.

Twilight Sparkle: Parchment.

Spike: Check.

Twilight Sparkle: Extra ink.

Spike: Check.

Twilight Sparkle: Extra extra ink.

Spike: Check.

Twilight Sparkle: Is that everything on the checklist?

Spike: Yep.

Twilight Sparkle: Great. Now that we've completed the checklist of things we need to create a checklist, we can make my checklist of the things I have to get done by the end of the day. Ready?

Spike: Ready!

Twilight Sparkle: Item one: create checklist of the things I have to accomplish by the end of the day.

Spike: [sighs]

Everything Returned to Normal/Apology to the Princess
Ponies: [arguing]

Sonic: [looks at Twilight unamused] Smooth move, Sparkle...

[Twilight's Friends and the rest of Team Sonic walk over]

Applejack: Y'all hear that? What in the name of all things oats 'n apples is goin' on here?!

Cream: Yeah, what's happening?

Twilight Sparkle: Don't look at it!

Amy Rose: Uh...

Rarity: Don't look at what?

Twilight Sparkle: My Smarty Pants doll! I enchanted her and now everypony is fighting over her!

Fluttershy: Why would you enchant your doll?

Knuckles: I think what Fluttershy's trying to say is, [angrily] HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH DARN MIND!?!

Twilight Sparkle: Hey, I had to do something! I had nothing to report to Princess Celestia! I thought if I couldn't find a problem, I'd make a problem! The day is almost over!

Applejack: Not almost!

Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle!

Sonic: Uh-oh...

Applejack: Whoa nelly.

Tails: It's the Princess!

[Celestia quickly undoes her student's spell, returning all the ponies to normal]

[Smarty Pants doll squeaks]

Big McIntosh: [neighs and whinnies]

[Shadow quietly grabs the doll before Big Mac can touch it before warping back to the group]

Shadow: I believe this is yours. [passes Twilight the doll]

Princess Celestia: Meet me in the library.

Twilight Sparkle: Goodbye, girls. If you care to visit, I'll be in magic kindergarten, back in Canterlot. [walks off with tears in her eyes]

Fluttershy: Magic kindergarten?

Rainbow Dash: Canterlot?

Pinkie Pie: We're never gonna see Twilight again!

Applejack: Uh, what are we gonna do, y'all?

'Rarity: Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!'

[Sonic just faceplams]

'''Rarity: What? I really mean it this time!'''

Sonic: [facepalms] That's not the point, Rarity, the point is you five didn't take Twilight's problems seriously, now look what's happened!

[The Mane Five look down, feeling very regretful for not talking Twilight's problems seriously]