Saskatchewan Catch (LAoTaP)/Transcript

This is the episode script for Saskatchewan Catch (LAoTaP).

[The episode starts at a forest. We zoom high to a tree where a beetle lands on a branch and buzzes]

[Timon is climbing a tree and stops. He sees the beetle]

Timon: Ahh. The Saskatchewan sky-high beetle. The tastiest most gut satisfying beetle in the universe.

Pumbaa: Careful, Timon! To your left!

Foiletta: No, no, your other left!

[Pumbaa covers his eves then looks on]

Pumbaa: That's it! Be careful!

Ryan F-Freeman: I wonder why beetles are the things Timon try to catch, Pinkie. For Maple, I did well playing with her now she is a ghost.

Pinkipoo: Fair point.

Maple: Uh huh.

[to Timon]

Timon: I hope Pumbaa appreciates what I'm going through for our dinner.

[to Pumbaa]

Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? I hope you know I appreciate what you're going through for our dinner.

Liam: Pumbaa has a fair point.

[To Timon]

Timon: Of course, of course. [sees the beetle] Hello there. I'd like you to meet my two good friends. [pulls out a salt shaker and a pepper one] Salt and Pepper.

[A male flying squirrel flew past him out of nowhere, startling Timon and the beetle]

[Timon falls. spins on a branch then swings on another branch then got two branch’s and starts flapping with them but the leaves come off. Timon falls onto a branch and lands on another branch with his belly]

Foileta: Wow, Timon. That was amazing!

Timon: What? My gymnastics abilities?

Robbinyu: That flying squirrel, did you see it?

Pumbaa; Wait! Look. Here comes another one!

Timon: Where?

Ryan F-Freeman: Coming this way.

[A female flying squirrel was heading towards him]

Timon: Ah!

[She hits Timon and crash to a tree. She falls]

Whatuption: Ooooh.. That's gonna leave a mark.

Pinkipoo: Yeah.

Timon: [ding] Going down... [springs out the tree and fall]

Liam: Uh oh, Both of them are gonna fall, do something, Mr. Pig.

Pumbaa: [To Liam] Right. [To Timon] Don't worry, Timon! I'll find a nice soft thing for you to land on.

[Pumbaa runs and comes back with a bed. He waits for them to land then checks his watch for beeps. He continues on waiting and the female squirrel lands on the bed. Timon crashes to a drawer and comes out the bottom drawer wearing a dress]

Timon: [dizzy] But I wanna wear the pink one, mommy.

[Some nuts fell on Timon, making him fall in]

Pumbaa: Sorry.

Timon: Next time, go for the king-sized bed.

Liam: I did try to warn him about that?

Timon: Now step aside.

Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? Are you sure you wanna climb all the way back up there?

Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe I could help you. Maybe Maple can possess me if she wants to.

Timon: Pumbaa, Ryan. I didn't trek all the way to Saskatchewan to end up with an empty stomach.

Pumbaa: But, Timon.

Tiomon: Yes?

Pumbaa: You've fallen 16 times.

Timon: And your point is?

Pumbaa: You need someone to help.

Ryan F-Freeman: He has a point.

Timon: Like who, Ryan?

[The girl squirrel spits out feathers]

Female Flying Squirrel: What is this!? Can't a girl get a break around here?

Pinkipoo: [pointing to the bed] Why not ask the one in the queen sized bed.

Pumbaa: Pinkie's right, how about her?

Timon: Yeah. I need a flying squirrel like I need a hole in the head.

Meg Griffin: And does she even have a name?

Foiletta: I dont exactly know.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh.

Pumbaa: But, Timon. She's a flying squirrel. That means she can fly. And she can fly up there and get the beetles for us.

Timon: Stop with the chatter, Pumbaa. I got an idea. Now, she is a flying squirrel. Therefore, she can fly up there and get the beetles for us.

Ryan F-Freeman: That’s a good idea.

Pinkipoo: Ugh, I just said that!

Ryan F-Freeman: Calm down, Pinkipoo. And like her, Maple can fly as well.

Pinkipoo: Point taken.

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Timon: Beg pardon, ma'am. The name's Timon and this is my bestest best pall, Pumbaa.

Pumbaa: My pleasure.

Liam: I'm Liam, and these are my Yokai friends.

Pinkipoo: I'm Pinkipoo from the Charming Tribe.

Robbinyu: Robbinyu is my name, from the Eerie tribe.

Mermadonna: Mermadonna.

Foiletta: I'm Foiletta of the Eerie tribe.

Whatuption: What up, toots, I'm Whatuption of the Tough tribe.

Gleam: I'm Gleam of the Brave tribe.

Ryan F-Freeman: Name's Ryan. This is my girlfriend Meg. And this one is Maple.

Meg Griffin: Charmed.

Blizzaria: I'm Blizzaria, when I wear glasses, I become Blizzie.

Maple: I was alive like Ryan and Meg, but now I'm a ghost.

Milly: I'm Milly and this is Kyubi.

Kyubi: Hey.

Female Flying Squirrel: Yeah, charmed.

Timon: We couldn't help but notice you are quite the accomplish flyer. [clears throat] Your landings could use some work. But reguardless, could you fly high to the tippity tip-top of those dangerous trees and shake down a few hundred beetles for us? We're starved.

Pumbaa: Famished even.

Female Flying Squirrel: What's in it for me?

[Timon turns to see Pumbaa]

Timon: You see, Pumbaa? This is the problem with folks today. Everybody always out for something.

Female Flying Squirrel: Well, you want something. So do I. The one elusive thing I desire for so long is... him.

[We see the Male flying squirrel flying and singing]

Female Flying Squirrel: [sighs heavenly]

Ryan F-Freeman: Looks like Piper is in love with that squirrel.

Liam: Yep, Piper's definitely in love. And I think I know a Yokai who can help you with this matchmaking, Milly has his medal.

Milly: Come on out, my friend. Calling Casanuva! Yo-Kai medal, do your thing!

Summoner: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing the Mysterious Tribe.

Chant: Mystery, Mystery! How Mysterious.

Matchmaker Yokai: Casanuva!

[Casanuva appears]

Maple: Wow. Who is that ghost?

Casanuva: I'm no ghost!

Ryan F-Freeman: You're Casanuva. Yo-Kai of the mysterious tribe.

Pumbaa: Say, Timon. Isn't that the kind that knocked you out of the tree earlier?

Timon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him a medal. [to Piper] All right now. Let me see if I got this right, cupcake. We snag dreamboy for you and you snag us a barrel full of beetles for us. Hmm?

Piper (Timon and Pumbaa): That's the deal.

Pumbaa: We're gonna be matchmakers. Isn't this so romantic, Timon?

Timon: I got goosebumps. [to Piper] It's a deal, babycakes. Now, you go off and fix up yourself up a nice squirrely dinner and we'll deliver Mr. Right right to the table.

[Pumbaa belches]

Ryan F-Freeman: Excuse you.

Casanuva: That’s nice of you, Ryan.

[He realised something]

Casanuva: I just realised I can float since I'm a Yokai.