Pig Amok/Transcript

Here's the 42rd episode for season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
(The episode begins with Bessie eating chocolate) (Changes the channel) (Back at reality)
 * Bessie: Mmmm, Coconut Creamy Swirls, take me away
 * Pig: Temptrest, I can long resist your charms. I must have you. (kisses Bessie)
 * Bessie: You realized I have to put hurt on you?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Hey, guys.
 * Pig: Hold that thought. Temptrest, I can long resist your charms. Take me away. (kisses Shimmer)
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ahh, pig spit!
 * Pig: (sees a female goat) Temptrest, I can long resist your charms. Come back I must have you.
 * Abby: Otis, does Pig seem to be acting odd to you?
 * Otis: Pig, odd? What are you talking about?
 * Wanda: He's having a relationship with a butter churn.
 * Pig: Temptrest, I can long resist your charms. Hold me.
 * Otis: Wanda, what Pig and the butter churn have is beautiful and I won't let you destroy it.
 * Eeyore: He's kissing it.
 * Otis: Ok, now it's getting weird.
 * Duke: Hey, Pig. You feeling alright?
 * Pig: What's that supposed to mean, huh? No one talks to me like that. Oh, it's over, rover! (started chasing Duke)
 * Rabbit: What is going on here?
 * Duke: He's off his nut.
 * Pig: (feeling sad) Oh, Duke, I'm so lonely. (feeling mad and strangles him) Now, I'm angry again! Very very angry!
 * Abby: Clear! (sprays Pig with a hose)
 * Otis: Pigster, how can I put this delicately? What the heck is wrong with you!?!?
 * Eeyore: You been crazy for the last few days.
 * Pig: I'm sorry. I can't talk about it. It's too personal.
 * Abby: You can trust us Pig. We promised not to laugh. (whispers to the others) He kissed a butter churn. (giggles)
 * Pig: Alright, but prepare yourselves for the shocking truth about the birds, the bees, and the pigs.
 * Pig: (Voice over) When pigs reach a certain age, amazing changes begin happening to their young bodies. They gain 57 pounds, grow thick bushy ear hair, and begin to desire piggy companionship. If the pig doesn't get it, he goes cranky, delusional, violent even. Evenntually, he'll even explode.
 * Peck: Wow, that was very educational.
 * Rabbit: I agree with Peck.
 * Pooh: I can't, either.
 * Eeyore: Moved me to tears.
 * Freddy: I'll say. What else is on? (skims through channels)
 * Pig: Give me that!