Gnomeo and Juliet's Adventures of Snow Buddies/Transcript

This is the script for Gnomeo and Juliet's Adventures of Snow Buddies.

[The film begins with the title: Gnomeo and Juliet's Adventures of Snow Buddies. The screen then changes to Talon overlooking the Arctic]

Talon: There's a time in a pup or gnome's life when they realize there are forces greater than themselves at work in the universe. Forces which can't be seen or touched, but only felt. And although life may lead you where you least expect, you can have faith that it's where you were meant to be.

[The scene then changes to Fernfield. At Budderball's house]

Bartleby: OK. Bye, Budderball.

[They are about to leave when Budderball points out his bagged lunch]

Bartleby: Thanks, Budderball.

[Bartleby leaves]

Budderball: He would have missed our favorite subject... lunch.

[The other kids leave for school. B-Dawg sees a kitten]

B-Dawg: The chase is on.

[He starts chasing the kitten]

[He keeps chasing it until he runs into Miss Mittens]

Miss Mittens: [hisses]

B-Dawg: Miss Mittens.

Miss Mittens: No, you didn't! Chasing one of my little kittens.

D-Dawg: [stuttering] I wasn't chasing. I was... escorting. Yeah. Escorting.

Miss Mitten: I have a good mind to swat you upside the head. What's wrong with you?

B-Dawg: I just remembered... I'm late for a date with my posse. Uh, see you!

[Miss Mittens hisses and chases him]

Miss Mittens: If I catch you, nine lives won't be enough.

[Gnomeo and Juliet watch from a fence]

Gnomeo: I thought dogs were supposed to chase cats, not the other way around.

[Juliet laughs and they leave. Later in the park]

Rosebud: Oh, yeah! I was first. Sisters rule and brothers drool.

Mudbud: No way, dudette. I was here first.

Gnomeo: Does it really matter who got here first?

Budderball: I'm calling for an instant replay.

[B-Dawg comes out of a bush]

B-Dawg: Psst. Yo, dawgs, is the coast clear?

Rosebud: B-Dawg, what are you hiding from now?

Juliet: Some cat was chasing him earlier.

B-Dawg: Who, me? I'm not hiding. I was just thinking let's play some hide and seek.

All: Huh?

Buddha: Seeking truth is a great start to our day. Ohm...

Rosebud: Whatever, you're "it."

Mudbud: Dude, don't forget to come find us after ten ohms.

[The Buddies, Gnomeo and Juliet go off to hide. Budderball sees an ice cream truck]

Budderball: Ice cream!

[He goes over to it]

Buddha: Ohm... Ohm... Ready or not, your destiny awaits. Here I come! [sees Budderball heading for the truck] Budderball, I see you! Budderball, stop!

Juliet: What does he think he's doing?!

Gnomeo: Mate, are you out of your mind?!

Rosebud: Budderball!

Mudbud: Dude, where are you going?

Buddha: Budderball, come back here.

B-Dawg: Hold up, dawg.

[Inside the truck, Budderball looks at tubs of ice cream]

Budderball: Oh, sweet mama.

[The other Buddies, Gnomeo and Juliet arrive]

Mudbud: That pup's got a one-track stomach.

Gnomeo: You're telling me, mate.

Rosebud: Buddha, Mudbud, Gnomeo, Juliet, we'll grab Budderball. B-Dawg, you're on the lookout. If the delivery guy comes back, bark twice to warn us. Got it?

B-Dawg: If the delivery guy comes back, I'll deliver him the tail whooping of his life.