Meet Sheriff Eggman Of Nottingham/Tuff's Birthday/Transcript

This is the transcript of Mario Hood Part 3.

(Fade to Nottingham, where Lucario comes out behind a tree with a reward poster of Mario)

Lucario: (chuckles) Well, even though King Dedede offered a huge reward for capturing Mario, that elusive rouge kept right on robbing the rich to feed the poor. And believe me, it's a good thing he did. Because of taxes and all the poor folks of Nottingham were starving to death.

(Dr. Eggman arrives)

Lucario: Uh-oh, here comes old bad news himself, the honorable Sheriff Eggman of Nottingham.

Dr. Eggman: (singing) ''Every town, has its taxes, too. And the taxes is due. Doo dee doo doo doo.'' (spoken) Well, look who's there.

(Meta Knight comes out of a house, looks around and walks off)

Dr. Eggman: Well, if it isn't Meta Knight. He is out doing good again.

(Meta Knight heads over to the blacksmith where Donkey Kong is working. He goes inside)

Donkey Kong: Well, good morning, Meta Knight.

Meta Knight: Shh, Donkey Kong, it's for you, from Mario. (hands a small bag of taxes to Donkey Kong)

Donkey Kong: Ah, God bless Mario.

(Eggman is outside walking as he's singing until he gets to the blacksmith. After he's done, he starts knocking on the door)

Meta Knight: Uh-oh, it's Sheriff Eggman. Hurry, hide it, quick!

Dr. Eggman: Here I come, ready or not! (enters the blacksmith) Well, greetings from your friendly neighborhood tax collector.

Donkey Kong: Uh-oh, take it easy on me, Eggman. What with this busted leg and all of, you know. I am way behind in my work, Eggman.

Dr. Eggman: I know, Donkey Kong. But you are way behind with your taxes, too.

Meta Knight: Oh, have a heart, Eggman. Can't you see he's just laid up? Well, come on, DK. You'd better sit down and rest now.

(As Donkey Kong is walking toward his chair, the taxes inside his cast begin to jingle. Eggman listens as Meta Knight puts Donkey Kong in his chair)

Dr. Eggman: Here, let me give you a hand with that leg, you poor big ape. Upsy-daisy. (The coins fall into his hand) Ah, bingo. And what they won't think of what's next. (Meta Knight watches in shock as Eggman pats Donkey Kong's cast)

Donkey Kong: (in pain) Oh! Oooh! Oh! Oooh!

(The last coin lands in Eggman's hand)

Dr. Eggman: It smarts, don't it, DK? But King Dedede says taxes should hurt.

Meta Knight: (angrily) Now see here, you...you evil flat-headed flint-hearted...!

Dr. Eggman: Now, now, now, save your sermon, preacher. It ain't Sunday, you know.

(He walks off and continues singing)

Dr. Eggman: (singing) Doo da doo doo doo, they call me a slob, but I really do my job, ba doo de doo doo doo.

(The scene fades to a house where we hear children singing Happy Birthday)

Kids: (singing) Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you...

(We are now inside the house, and the kids who are singing were Spikehead, Honey and Iro, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Toadette, Tuff, Tiff, Kirby, Lololo and Lalala, and even Mr. Saturn. It's Tuff's birthday.)

Kids: (singing) ...Happy Birthday, dear Tuff...

(Tuff's mom, whose name is Lady Like is handing Tuff a present. Eggman enters the house and sings the last lines of the song)

Dr. Eggman: (singing) Happy Birthday to you! (everyone looks in surprise, even Tuff) (spoken) Well, now, sonny, that box is done up right pretty, ain't it?

Tuff: Well, Mr. Sheriff Eggman, sir. It is my birthday present, sir.

Dr. Eggman: It sure is. Go ahead and open it.