Bubble Guppies and The Book of Pooh: Stories From the Heart/Transcript

This is the transcript of Bubble Guppies and The Book of Pooh: Stories From the Heart.
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Good evening, now the first thing I would like to say is-- Look out! That's crazy, where are you going with that thing?! (chuckles) Oh look. How do you like that? I thought that was motorcycle coming at me and it was the spotlight was hitting me, cause I'm the professor gonna give a lecture. (chuckles) Well, anyway. Let me introduce myself. How do you do? I am Professor Ludwig Von Drake, and I gotta say it's such a wonderful day in Christopher Robin's room and I can't wait for him to... Huh, that's strange. Christopher Robin! Are you there? Oh how embarrassing. (then Pooh, Gil and Bubble Puppy pop out of the book) I wonder where he could be? (then Tigger, Janja and Rango pop out of the book)
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh, Christopher Robin! (then Tigger helps pull Piglet out of the book)
 * Piglet: Where could he be?
 * Gil: Sure beats me Piglet.
 * Janja: Yeah, Christopher Robin's room is quiet.
 * Rango: A little too quiet.
 * Tigger: Well, he should be here by now. School is out at 3 as I remember-ize it.
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Um, well, everyone I hate to disappoint you but-- I don't think Christopher Robin has arrived home yet.
 * Gil: Oh bummer.
 * Janja: Oh darn it.
 * Rango: Oh not cool.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother, and I was really hoping he might read us a story.
 * Tigger: Hey, I got an idea: maybe if we find Christopher Robin's little booky thing...
 * Janja: Booky thing?
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: I think Tigger means Christopher Robin's journal.
 * Janja: Oh right. Uh, what's a journal?
 * Winnie the Pooh: If we might ask?
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Oh well, a journal is a book in which you write daily entrees about things that happen to you. You can also doodle in a journal or just to write down you're thoughts or feelings.
 * Tigger: Yeah, that. And if I could just find it we'll look up today.
 * Winne the Pooh: And we'll be to see what's to Christopher Robin right now. Ho, ho.
 * Gil: Of course, and if we look in Christopher Robin's journal...
 * Rango: We'll go where's he at.
 * Winnie the Pooh: What a wonderful idea, Tigger.
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Um, well, Tigger, Gil, Rango, Pooh. You know, I'm not sure that's how a journal works.
 * Piglet: Oh yes. I'm not at all sure that's right either.
 * Janja: You know, it does feel wrong. (suddenly they're friends starting throwing stuff until...)
 * Piglet: Oh my. Pooh, Tigger, Gil, Rango! Look. That looks like me.
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Well, I think it is you Piglet. It seems that Christopher Robin has marked his favorite stories about each one of his friends with bookmarks.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh that's us.
 * Gil: Yeah. All of us.
 * Piglet: Ooh that's very nice.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh, I can't wait to hear a story you guys. I do wish Christopher Robin would get here.
 * Piglet: Well, uh, uh, Mr. Narrator. Do you think Christopher Robin would mind if-- we read a few stories while we're waiting?
 * Janja: Please?
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Well, I don't think he would mind.
 * Piglet: Then I think we should read the one about Pooh first. Seeing as he's the very first one who wanted to hear a story.
 * Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Alright, then let's stop chatting and start listening. (opens the book)