The Tournament Parade/Duke of Chutney/Transcript

This is the transcript of Mario Hood Part 6.

(We are now at the archery tournament, where we first see Koopa Troopas blowing horns with the elephants in a fanfare which is playing. Then we see a crowd of various characters from various video games watching the parade. Then we see a parade of Koopa Troopas and Shy Guys playing their instruments, with the Winx girls acting like showgirls. Following the parade was Tuff, Yoshi, Tiff, Kirby, Lololo and Lalala. Then we see a large crowd of characters in a big tree with a lake underneath with fish and a huge whale. We now go over to King Dedede and Escargoon who are hosting the tournament)

King Dedede: (Chuckles) Escargoon, this is a red letter day. A Coup d'etat, to coin a Norman phrase.

Escargoon: Oh, why yes, indeed, sire. Your plan to capture Mario in public is sheer genius. (Laughs)

King Dedede: Escargoon, nobody sits higher than the king. Must I remind you, Escargoon? Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Escargoon: Do...do forgive me, sire. I didn't mean to do that.

King Dedede: My trap is all baited and set, and then revenge. Ah, revenge!

Escargoon: Shh! Not so loud, sire. Remember, only you and I know. And your secret is my secret.

King Dedede: Stop. (Laughs) Stop hissing in my ear. Wait, secret? What secret?

Escargoon: Why, the capture of Mario, sire.

King Dedede: That insolent blackguard. OOH! I will show him who wears the crown!

Escargoon: I share your loathing, sire. That scurrilous red-capped mustached scoundrel who fooled you with that silly disguise...who dared to rob you and make you look so utterly ridiculous.

King Dedede: Enough!

(He tried to hit him, but Escargoon dodges)

King Dedede: Escargoon, you have deliberately dodged.

Escargoon: Oh, but...but, sire, please...

King Dedede: Stop sniveling and please hold still.

(Escargoon did what he told as he closed his eyes. King Dedede hits him on the head)

Escargoon: (Rubbing the bump on his head) Thank you, sire.