The Climax

Ringmaster: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,  WE WILL NOW PRESENT FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT,  THE MOST STUPENDOUS,  MAGNIFICENT, SUPER-COLOSSAL SPECTACLE. ON THIS TINY, LITTLE, INSIGNIFICANT BALL  WE WILL CONSTRUCT FOR YOU A PYRAMID, NOT OF WOOD OR STONE...

Catty: HEARING HIM TALK, YOU'D THINK HE'S DOING IT.

Matriarch: THE STUFFED SHIRT.

Ringmaster: A PYRAMID OF PONDEROUS, PULSATING, PULCHRITUDINOUS PACHYDERMS! I GIVE YOU THE ELEPHANTS.

[TWEET ]

[FANFARE]

(Matriarch gets on the ball and grabs Prissy to climb on her)

Matriarch: AREN'T WE A BIT CLUMSY?

(Prissy grabs Catty to climb)

Prissy: GAINING A LITTLE WEIGHT, AREN'T YOU, HONEY?

Catty: YOU'RE NO CREAM PUFF YOURSELF, DEARIE.

Matriarch: QUIET! TEND TO YOUR WORK, GIRLS. (Catty grabs the female elephant's tail) TAKE YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY EYE! CLUMSY OX! (The female elephant holds on Catty but slips) UH! STEADY, GIRLS. (She grabs Giddy but lets go of her in accident and grabs her again)

Audience: OH!

Timothy: THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. THEY'RE ALMOST READY. DON'T FORGET TO WAVE THAT FLAG. STOP WAVING. I SAW YOU. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS RUN OUT, JUMP ON THE SPRINGBOARD. SHOW ME HOW YOU'LL DO IT. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE STUFF. COME ON! (Dumbo slips and falls over his ears) OH, THOSE EARS! WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

Raccoon: I'll tie his ears!

Ringmaster: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,  YOU HAVE NOW SEEN THE IMPOSSIBLE ACCOMPLISHED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACES. SEVEN JUNGLE GIANTS,  EACH ONE WEIGHING--

Matriarch: THAT WINDBAG! WHY DOESN'T HE COME TO THE POINT?

Ringmaster: AND NOW I PRESENT  THE WORLD'S SMALLEST LITTLE ELEPHANT,  WHO WILL SPRING FROM THIS SPRINGBOARD  IN ONE SPRING TO THE TOP OF THIS PYRAMID, WAVING HIS LITTLE FLAG FOR A GRAND CLIMAX. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...DUMBO!

[FANFARE]

[LAUGHTER]

Timothy: COME ON, GET GOING! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? IT'S YOUR CUE. YOU'RE ON, DUMBO.

(Timothy takes a needle out and pokes him to go)

(Dumbo runs as fast as he can but his ears are untied)

Franklin: Dumbo, your ears are untied!

(Dumbo falls and flies to the ball)

(The elephants fall on Matriarch who trumpets)

(Dumbo is terrified)

(The ringmaster is terrified)

Franklin: RUN!!

[CROWD SCREAMS]

(Matriarch trumpets)

Matriarch: OUT OF MY WAY, ASSASSIN!

(Dumbo falls and the elephants fly through the air, fall and accidentally break the tent down)

Beaver: Way to go, Raccoon! Now the circus was destroyed!

Raccoon: But...but...

Goose: Beaver, guys, don't get angry with Raccoon. (in young Elsa's voice) It was an accident.

Beaver: (Dumbo comes out and waves a flag) We'll forgive you, Raccoon, although you have failed.