Rescuing the Princess

(The carriage drives)

Mickey: AH, ISN'T THIS MUSKETEERING STUFF GREAT?

Donald: YOU BET!

Minnie: ISN'T IT ROMANTIC, DAISY-- BEING PROTECTED BY EIGHT DASHING MUSKETEERS? AND THE LITTLE ONE IS SO HANDSOME.

Daisy: YEAH...HE'S KIND OF CUTE AND ALL, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING. THEY'RE MUSKETEERS, COMMONERS, NON-COLLEGE-BOUND. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Minnie: OUR LOVE IS...FORBIDDEN?

Daisy:  [SLURP] BINGO.

Minnie: A FORBIDDEN LOVE. HOW ROMANTIC.

Doraemon: WE'RE JUST HAPPY TO MEET, PHINEAS.

Phineas: GLAD TO HEAR IT.

Doraemon: WE ARE GLAD THOSE THREE ARE THE MUSKETEERS, RIGHT, NOBY?

Noby: YEAH, DORAEMON.

(The carriage still drives)

(The Beagle Boys jump out of the tree)

Mickey: OH! BAD GUYS!

Donald: BAD GUYS!

Phineas: BAD GUYS!

Doraemon: BAD GUYS!

Noby: BAD GUYS!

Goofy: BAD GUYS?

(The horse neighs and the carriage drives fast)

Mickey: YIKES!

Donald: [CLUCKING] WAH!

Mickey: OK, YOU. EN GARDE.

Beagle Boy #1: EN GARDE? FRENCH WORDS MAKE ME MAD!

Mickey: HA HA!

Daisy: GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT, YOU COWARD!

(The two Beagle Boys sit with Goofy)

Goofy: YOU FELLAS SEEN ANY BAD GUYS AROUND HERE?

Beagle Boy #2: OOH. HOW ABOUT THIS BAD GUY?

(Jack-in-the-box music plays)

[POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYING]

Doraemon: GOOFY!

Beagle Boy #2: TIME FOR YOU TO SAY GOOD-BYE, CAT.

(Beagle Boy #2 throws Doraemon)

Mickey: DORAEMON!

Beagle Boy #2: (putting Mickey in the bag) HIT THE ROAD, TINY.

(He throws him)

Donald: MICKEY!

(He draws his sword)

Beagle Boy #2: BOO!

Donald: AAH!

(He gets inside the bag and jumps out of the carriage)

(The heroes fall into the mud)

Mickey: PRINCESS!

[BEAGLE BOY LAUGHING]

[SIGHS] NOW HOW ARE WE GOING TO PROTECT THE PRINCESS? PROTECT THE PRINCESS? ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S HOPELESS. WE FAILED.

HOPELESS? FAILED? [SOBBING] AW... THERE, THERE, PAL.

HERE. BLOW.

[HONK] WELL, I DON'T THINK WE'RE HOPELESS.

LISTEN, CAPTAIN PETE HAS FAITH IN US.

HE DOES? OOH...I MEAN, HE DOES!

PETE MADE US MUSKETEERS, REMEMBER?

YEAH! WE'RE MUSKETEERS!

THAT'S RIGHT, JUST LIKE WE DREAMED WHEN WE WERE KIDS. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? ARE WE A TEAM?

COUNT ME IN, MICKEY!

ME, TOO! ME, TOO!

WE'RE OFF TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!

NO OBSTACLE TOO BIG!

YEAH!

NO DANGER TOO GREAT!

YOU SAID IT!

TOGETHER, WE'LL SAVE THE PRINCESS OR DIE TRYING!

DIE? DIE?

HEY, GOOF, THIS DOOR WON'T BUDGE!

LET ME GIVE IT A GO!

HEY, GOOF, WAIT. I GOT IT--OH!

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

YA-HOO-HOO-HOO!

[MOO]

OOH! EEE! OOH! IYE! OW! OOH! IYE! OW! OOH! EEE! OOH! OW! OH...AW...THE DOOR'S OPEN.

OY, WHAT WE DO ABOUT THEM MUSKETEERS?

WE'S 87 FLOORS UP. IT'LL BE HOURS BEFORE THEY'S ON US.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[PANTING]

HOLD IT RIGHT... THERE. [PANTING] YOU...FIENDS!

SLING THEM BIRDS IN THEIR CAGE.

OH! [SCREAMING]

YOUR HIGHNESS!

LET'S HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH THESE BLIGHTERS, EH?

LET'S GET 'EM!

OY!

Donald: STOP. LET THE GIRLS GO.

AHA! UH! HA HA HA! YOU FEEL LUCKY, DUCKY? HA HA HA.

[CLUCKING]

[SWORDS CLANGING]

HANG ABOUT. IS THAT HALLEY'S COMET?

HALLEY'S COMET! WHERE? UH! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

LET ME GO! LET ME GO! I'LL SLICE YOU TO RIBBONS! WHAT THE-- WHOA! MY SWORD!

[LAUGHING]

GOOFY, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING QUICK, OR THE PRINCESS IS DONE FOR.

IT'S ALL OVER. HA HA HA.

LOOKS LIKE YOU BLOKES GOT IN OVER YOUR HEADS...

[ECHOING]

[DING]

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING, GOOF?

I GOT AN IDEA. YOU WITH ME?

YOU BET.

Goofy: HOT SOUP, COMING THROUGH!

[SCREAMING] THAT WAS A BIT OF A BARNEY, WASN'T IT?

[MOO]

[THUD]

[SCREAMING]

OOH! OW! OOH! OW! OH! AAH!

[ALL SHOUTING]

[RATTLES]

DID WE DO IT?

YEAH! WE DID IT! THE EIGHT OF US DID IT!

Together: ALL FOR ONE AND--

Mickey: WAIT. WHERE'S DONALD?

Donald: WE DID IT? WELL, ALL RIGHT! AH! OOH! AH! AH! OOH! HURRAY! WE DID IT!

All: YIPPEE! YAHOO!

[DAISY CLEARS THROAT]

Mickey:  [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] LET ME JUST, UH...KIND OF TIGHT. WHOA! OOPS.

[LAUGHING]