Day of the Fairies Transcript

Here's the transcript for Day of the Fairies

The episode begins at Fairy Land, ???, ???.

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Laverna: Lesson time. Listen up. Once I have all seven guardians here...

Ruben: Um...

Laverna: Yes, Ruben?

Ruben: Is that one supposed to be me? Because I'm much taller than any of the other guardians.

Tulip: It's true, he is.

Laverna: Fine.

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As I was saying...

Ruben: Now I just look like a giraffe.

Laverna: Enough!

Fungus 1: Oh, Laverna... We've brought you a little something.

Fungus 2: Yes.

Laverna: Ah, Azura! Welcome, welcome. Join the party.

Azura: Do you always keep your party guests captive, Laverna?

Laverna: As a matter of fact, yes. I was about to explain how, once I kidnap all the guardians, I'll suck the power from the necklaces the Enchantress gave you and transfer those powers to me.

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Laverna: I will only ask once. Where is your necklace? Where is it?!

Azura: I thought you said you'd only ask once.

Laverna: Fungus!

Fungus: Oh, er...

Laverna: Where is her necklace?!

Fungus: Hm? Necklace? No, no, no, no... I don't recall a necklace. No.

Azura: That's because I rarely wear it. Blue clashes with my eyes.

Laverna: You lie! Where is it?!

Fungus: Oh, wait... I-l-I saw a necklace! It was a pretty blue one.

Laverna: Where? Where did you see the necklace?

Fungus: It was on that sleeping little fairy girl.

Laverna: Excuse me? "Sleeping little fairy girl"?

Fungus: Oh, she was just some useless fairy without wings. You know. No, er, actual wings on... on that one.

Azura: Really, Laverna. A wingless fairy sleeping in my house? The very idea!

Laverna: Quiet! Hm... A fairy without wings. A fairy without wings won't be affected by my formula. A fairy like that… A fairy like that could destroy everything! Fungus, find this wingless fairy! Use every creature at my disposal. Just find her and bring her to me! Immediately!

Fungus: Uh, hi. Fungus here. Now, by "Fungus", do you mean me, or specifically...

Laverna: All of you! Go! Now!

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Laverna: Finally, we're all together. Imagine, in no time at all I'll have Azura's necklace and become your new queen.

Azura: You think gathering our necklaces will make you queen? You have no way to take the power that's inside those gems.

Laverna: Don't I? Nothing up my sleeve... Ta-da!

Tulip: Ooh!

Dalian: That is a really neat trick.

Lydia Tremaine: Oh please! Do you really think you can surprise us with that lousy trick? It's just a crystal.

Laverna: Not just any crystal. When placed in just the right spot...

Azura: How exciting. Nothing happened.

Everyone: (snickering)

Laverna: Oh, nothing yet.

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Laverna: The six gems feel the presence of their sister. The wingless fairy is here. Bring her to me!

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