The Irelanders' Super Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Super Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie.

[The film begins with Young Irish Film Makers presents "The Irelanders' Super Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie. Then the movie starts when a great day at Equestria, when the ponies are having their Festival of Friendship for the first time]


 * [Rachel Platten]
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!


 * See the ponies trottin' down the street
 * Equestria is where they wanna meet
 * They all know where they wanna go
 * And they're trottin' in time
 * And they're trottin', yeah


 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * Yeah, they got the beat


 * Go-go music really makes us dance
 * Do the pony, puts us in a trance
 * Do the watusi, just give us a chance
 * That's when we fall in line


 * 'Cause we got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * Yeah, we got it!
 * [music continues]

[Spike is seen running through crowds of ponies with piles of lists in his claws]

Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!

S04E26 Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!

Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!

Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!

Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!

[In Canterlot Castle, Twilight Sparkle is meditating to keep herself calm but soon begins stressing out again]

Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!

Spike: (hurrying in with the lists) Okay, Twilight. Got all your charts and graphs.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Spike! I'm just so nervous about this meeting!

Spike: Whachoo talkin' 'bout?

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I'm about to ask the three most royal princesses of Equestria for a huge favor! What if they reject me?

Spike: It'll be fine. Just remember the most important thing.

Twilight Sparkle: Smile?!

[She smiles]

Spike: (disturbed by this) Eh... no. You're a Princess, too.

Twilight Sparkle: Right! [exhales]

[She steps into the throne room where Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Princess Cadance are waiting for her]

Twilight Sparkle: Good morning, Princesses. Thank you all for seeing me. I have an idea that I think will make our Friendship Festival the most wonderful celebration Equestria has ever seen!

Princess Celestia: Yes, Twilight! We are very excited!

Princess Cadance: Ponies have been arriving from all over all morning.

Princess Luna: I'd like to think it's to see us, but Songbird Serenade might be the bigger attraction.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, she is the... "mane" event! [giggles] And to make it extra special, I could use your help. Spike?

[Spike brings in a massive whiteboard with Twilight's plan all mapped out on it]

Spike: (humming fanfare)

Twilight Sparkle: Songbird Serenade's performance is not scheduled to start until after you begin the sunset. And based on my precise calculation, to get the very best lighting for the stage, Princess Celestia, I was hoping you could make sure the sun stays about 28.1º to the south, and, Princess Luna, if you could raise the moon 62º to the north at the same time, it would reflect the sunlight on the other side and really frame the entire stage perfectly!

Princess Luna: I...

Twilight Sparkle: But wait! There's more! Cadance, if you could use your crystal magic to create an aurora above the stage, the sun and the moon will shine through it and create a truly amazing light show!

Spike: Presenting Songbird Serenade! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoa-ho! Whoa!

[Spike trips and falls flat on his face]

Spike: (weakly) Ta-da!

[Twilight covers Spike with her wing and smiles at the Princesses with hope. Celestia, Luna and Cadance look at her with surprised looks on their faces]

Princess Luna: So you're saying you want us to move the sun and the moon for the party?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'd do it myself, except I don't have your magic. (snorts)

Princess Celestia: Twilight, each of us uses our powers to serve Equestria in our own way. You are the Princess of Friendship. You already have all the magic you need.

Twilight Sparkle: So... that'd be a no?

[A periscope is seen spying on the princesses then the camera zooms over to the inside of a dark airship elsewhere]

Robbie Rotten: Well, well, well, having your ideas for a festival rejected. Too bad. Ha-ha. (to Tiger Claw) We're in range of Canterlot right now, Tiger Claw.

Tiger Claw: Excellent, Rotten. Prepare to decloak. NOW!!

[The ships head towards Canterlot]

Tiger Claw: After months of plotting this attack, it's finally time to put it into action! And now, the Princess of Friendship and her friends shall pay for what they did to us, The Foot Empire.

Zach Varmitech: I agree! Something has be done about them. Ever since they've joined The Irelanders and Wild Rats, they've been nothing but trouble to us like making some villains betray us with their so-called "magic of friendship". Well, no more. This attack will make those ponies see that we villains likes being evil and don't like friendship.

Donita Donata: I agree, Zach. Those ponies are making lives hard enough for us as it is, especially Rarity with her fashion designs rivals my own.

Dabio: No kidding.

Xever/Fishface: I know, right. Every year, they seemingly grow stronger and more powerful.

Chris Bradford/Razhar: How they do it,