Fighting at the Opera House

[HORSE NEIGHS]

Mickey: COME ON, GOOF!

Goofy: COME ON, DONALD!

Donald: I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

(All three ride on the horse's back and Doraemon and friends fly on the helicopter hat on their heads)

(Meanwhile at the opera house)

Beagle Boy #1: PRINCESS MINNIE.

Beagle Boy #2: YOUR GRACE.

Minnie: CAPTAIN PETE?

Sue: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Pete: BONJOURNEY, PRINCESS AND LITTLE GIRL.

Minnie: W-W-WHERE ARE MY BODYGUARDS?

Sue: AND WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS?

Pete: HA HA HA! (capturing Minnie, Daisy and Sue) I'LL BE YOUR BODYGUARD TONIGHT, SWEET CHEEKS.

Minnie: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Pete: NO. IT'S MY NEFARIOUS PLAN TO STEAL THE THRONE.

Beagle Boy #3: UH, DOES THIS CROWN MAKE MY EARS LOOK BIG?

Minnie: AAH! [MUFFLED SCREAMS]

Pete: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Together: RIGHTY-O, BOSS.

[MUFFLED SCREAM]

[SLAM]

(Meanwhile)

(Doraemon and friends still fly and the three musketeers still ride on the horse)

Goofy: LOOK! THERE IT IS!

(Back in the Opera house)

Pete: OK, SHORTSTOP, DO YOUR STUFF.

[BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYING]

[AHEM]

[HONK!]

Beagle Boy #3: ATTENTION, MY LOYAL SUBJECTS. DUE TO THE STRESS OF PRINCESSING,  MY DUTIES HAVE BECOME TOO OVERWHELMING FOR A DELICATE FLOWER SUCH AS MYSELF. [GIGGLES]  THEREFORE, I NOW PRESENT YOUR NEW RULER, KING PETE!

[PEOPLE GASP]

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

Pete: HA HA! I DID IT, MOMMY! [RIP] I'M KING OF ALL FRANCE! I FEEL LIKE EATING A SNAIL. NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW.

[APPLAUSE]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Troubadou: ALLO. C'EST MOI.

[TAP TAP TAP]

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

Chorus on stage: ♪ COME, FRIENDS WHO PLOUGH THE SEA ♪  ♪ TRUCE TO NAVIGATION ♪ ♪ TAKE ANOTHER STATION... ♪

[SCREECH]

[SINGING CONTINUES]

[BOING]

[PLUTO BARKING]

Mickey: THAT-A BOY, PLUTO. FIND THE PRINCESS!

Chorus on stage: ♪ WITH CAT-LIKE TREAD, UPON OUR PREY WE STEAL ♪  ♪ IN SILENCE DREAD, OUR CAUTIOUS WAY WE FEEL ♪  ♪ NO SOUND AT ALL, WE NEVER SPEAK A WORD ♪

[PLUTO GROWLING AND BARKING]

Mickey: DID YOU FIND THE PRINCESS, BOY?

(Pluto points at the chest with his nose)

Mickey: GOOD WORK, PLUTO.

Minnie: OUR BRAVE MUSKETEERS HAVE COME TO RESCUE US.

Sue: They are here!

Mickey: DON'T WORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS. WE'LL SAVE YOU. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, (draws his sword) DROP THE PRINCESS!

Beagle Boy #2: WITH PLEASURE.

Princess: AAH! OOH!

[RATTLING]

[SINGING]

Chours on stage: ♪ POOR WANDERING ONES ♪

(The fighting shows up on the stage)

[GASPS]

Women on stage: ♪ ...CAN HELP YOU FIND TRUE PEACE OF MIND-- ♪

[CHORUS SCREAMING]

[SNORING]

Pete: HUH? WHAT? WHA...WHAT? WHAT THE SAM HILL? THE PRINCESS! UH...DO SOMETHING!

Beagle Boy #3: SIR. YES, SIR.

Women: ♪ SCALING ROUGH AND RUGGED PASSES ♪  ♪ CLIMB THE HEARTY LITTLE LASSES ♪  ♪ TILL THE BRIGHT SEA-SHORE THEY GAIN ♪

Mickey: HOW DARE YOU TRY AND KIDNAP THE PRINCESS! NOBODY WALKS AWAY WITH THE PRINCESS WHILE MICKEY, DONALD, AND GOOFY ARE ON THE JOB!

Goofy: HEY! SOMEONE'S WALKING AWAY WITH THE PRINCESS.

Mickey: LET'S GET 'EM!

Beagle Boy #3: HUH? AAH!

[FIGHTING]

Minnie: OH!

[DONALD QUACKING]

Man: ♪ I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL ♪  ♪ I'VE INFORMATION VEGETABLE, ANIMAL--HISTORICAL ♪  ♪ FROM MARATHON TO WATERLOO IN ORDER CATEGORICAL ♪  ♪ I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED, TOO ♪  ♪ WITH MATTERS MATHEMATICAL ♪  ♪ I UNDERSTAND EQUATIONS, BOTH THE SIMPLE AND QUADRATICAL ♪  ♪ ABOUT BINOMIAL THEOREM ♪  ♪ I AM TEEMING WITH A LOT OF NEWS ♪  ♪ WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ♪  ♪ ABOUT THE SQUARE OF THE HYPOTENUSE ♪

Chorus: ♪ WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ♪  ♪ ABOUT THE SQUARE OF THE HYPOTENUSE ♪

All: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

[SINGING CONTINUES]

Pete: SHE'S GETTING AWAY!

Man:  ♪ I AM THE VERY MODEL ♪  ♪ OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL ♪

[SCREECH]

[SINGING CONTINUES]

Mickey: PRINCESS! ♪ SUCH AFFAIRS AS SORTIES AND SURPRISES I'M MORE WARY AT ♪  ♪ AND WHEN I KNOW PRECISELY WHAT IS MEANT BY COMMISSARIAT ♪  ♪ WHEN I KNOW MORE OF TACTICS THAn A NOVICE IN A NUNNERY-- ♪

[CRASH]

Mickey: OUCH.

[PLLLT]

[SINGING CONTINUES]

[CRASH]

Pete: TWO DOWN, AND SEVEN TO GO.

Doraemon: Do you think you can open the chest?

Mickey: I...ALMOST GOT IT.

Minnie: OH, NO! LOOK OUT!

Sue: Doraemon! Noby!

Mickey: WHAT?

Pete: THIS IS IT, SQUEAKY-- MANO Y MOUSE-O.

(Chorus on the stage gasp and run)

[SILENCE]

[TAP TAP TAP]

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

Pete: HA HA! HOO HOO! HA HA!

Mickey: HA HA!

Pete: HO HO!

Mickey: UH-OH.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Mickey: HUH! UH...

Pete: IT'S ALL OVER, MICKEY, YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE. AND NOW WITH YOU FINALLY OUT OF THE WAY,  GETTING RID OF THE PRINCESS WILL BE EASY AS PIE.

[DING]

Mickey: HUH. WANT TO BET?

Pete: THAT'S A SUCKER BET.

Donald: YEAH, AND YOU'RE THE SUCKER!

Mickey: READY, MUSKETEERS?

Together: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.

Pete: UH-OH.

Donald: HOW'S THIS FOR A COWARD? (pokes Pete's eyes)

Pete: OW!

Goofy: HOW'S THIS FOR A DOOFUS? OOH! HOO HOO!

Mickey: AND I MAY BE SMALL, PETE, BUT I'VE GOT FRIENDS THAT MAKE ME 10 FEET TALL.

Pete: AW, NUTS.

(Mickey punches Pete and cut Pete's wooden leg)

Doraemon and Mickey: TIMBER!

Pete: I HATE HAPPY ENDINGS.

[CRASH]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[AUDIENCE SIGHS]

(Clarabelle appears)

[BANG]

Goofy: HA HA. HYUH.

[DAISY KISSING]

Minnie: DAISY. ARE YOU KISSING A COMMONER?

Daisy: HA HA HA. C'EST LA VIE. [KISS]

Minnie: OH... C'EST L'AMORE! [KISS]

[CHORUS SINGING]

Troubadou: UH!