Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Wishology (Full Movie)/Transcript

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Patchy's Movie Hunt/Opening Scene
(The movie Beginnings, at Patchy's House)

Potty: Patchy, Patchy, the kids are here. [flushes the toilet]

Patchy: WAH!!! [opens the curtain in panic] Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time?[looks at the camera] Oh, hello! Dahh! [covers himself with the curtain] What are you all doing here?

Potty: They're here to see next Pooh's Adventures Movie. Brawk!

Patchy: But I haven't got his's film, because I... well, I lost it! [starts to cry]

Children: [off-screen] No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please!

Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about Winnie the Pooh.

Voice: Remembering, Winnie the Pooh.

[A music video plays with Pooh]

Audience: [clapping]

Patchy: I don't believe I lost his next film. [screws in his peg leg] I never lose anything.

Potty: What about your leg?

Patchy: Well, yeah, but...

Potty: And your eye.

Patchy: Well, the eye, I...

Potty: And your hand.

Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! [shoos Potty away] Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where Pooh's next film is. [a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over]

Potty: What is it? Brawk!

Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to next Adventure film!

Potty: It's a dream come true!

Patchy: [giggles] We gotta go find it, Potty! [shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps] Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. [grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg] Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! [runs down the steps, along with Potty]

Potty: Brawk!

Patchy:  Take seven walks to Mrs. Dawson's house.

[an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting] Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. [walks past the woman's house]

Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies?

Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. [continues walking]

Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold.

Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. [looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree] Half a league to the forked tree. [looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it] Oh! [stands somewhere else, looking at the map] Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! [lowers the map and sees a playground full of children] Merciful Neptune. Only for Pooh Bear. Only for Pooh Bear!!![runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse] '''AHHHHH!!! '''Whoa!!! [goes up and down on a see-saw] Whoa!!! Whoa! [slides down a slide with his hands up] YAHHHHH!!! [hits the ground] Ow! [gets spun around on a merry-go-round] '''AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!' [slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back]'' Ahh... Ahh... Ah! [inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him] '''AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [gets pushed on the swing by a little girl] AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!!' [the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand]'' We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this movie! [laughs] Dig it, get it?[laughs some more]

Potty: [covered in sand] You stink!

Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. [laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something] Hey Potty, I think I hit something. [camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand] Clever... bury your treasure above the surface.

Potty: Brawk!

Patchy: [opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it] This is it! [a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands] I don't know what it means either. [slams the top of the chest on the man] But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. [runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up] Yeah!!! Popcorn. [slams a bag of popcorn down on the table] Soda. [puts a cup of soda on the table] Pickled garlic! [puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down] Potty, hit the remote!

Potty: [drops an egg that hits the remote] Brawk! [the VCR turns on]

Patchy: [grabs the popcorn] This is gonna be great! [a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen] I can't believe it. More Winnie the Pooh! [starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five] This so exciting! [laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends] Here it comes!

Potty: Brawk! Pipe down!

[the movie begins]

(it show a logo of "Cheeky Dumper")

Stewie: (Voice) Cheeky Dumper is film in front of a live studio audience.

(At the living room)

Brain: Oh, my God! Where is my roast pheasant?

Stewie: Hmm, by now I think in the city dump.

(Laughing Resonates)

Brian: You throw it away? But I told you my boss was coming here for dinner.

Stewie: Well, unless he likes bad foods, he's going home hungry.

(Laughing Resonates)

Brain: You cheeky dumper.

(Laughing Resonates)

(when that ends a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment)

Patchy: That's it? That's next Pooh's next Adventure film? THAT WAS JUST A BRIAN AND STEWIE'S COMEDY SHOW!!!

Potty: What a rip!

Patchy: Grrrrr... [his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears]  POOH BEAR BETRYAED US!'  [cries] Why did I love this stuff in the first place?! I'm gonna get rid of all my Pooh Bear's stuff! All of it! All of it! [rips off his pants] All of it! [runs to the door] I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! [runs out the door crying]

Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead!

Announcer: [on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words) And now, for the real Next Pooh's Adventure film!

Potty: Patchy, come back! There's more!

Patchy: Really? [he reverses] Hooray! Let's watch.

Pooh's Play/Timmy's Trilogy Wishes
(After Pooh's Theme Song, the Open start at Pooh and his friends planning there play)

Rabbit: It's almost time.(He moving piano)

Donald: So, Pooh, why you invite us for?

Mickey: Yeah, and why we're doing a play?

Goofy: And What's play about?

Pooh: Oh don't worry, guys, you find out.

(At Night, Show is started and Christopher Robin come out)

Christopher Robin: Shhh, quit. (cough) And now we begin our play, which we called, Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Wishology: (Full Movie).

Piglet: What's Wishogoly?

Christopher Robin: Shh, not yet. (still cough) Act 1, our story begins.

(Then the scene fades, as a the opening credits, and after that, where in the scene when Timmy is doing his trilogy wishes)

Timmy: I'm the one.

(He does amazing stunts)

Mr. Crocker: He's the one.

(Crocker follow him, starting the shut Timmy)

Mr. Crocker: There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.

Mr. Crocker (1# clone): There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.

Mr. Crocker (2# clone): I already said that.

Mr. Crocker: No, I said.

Mr. Crocker (1# clone): Are we gorgeous or what?

Mr. Crockers: (together) There's no escaping the world's most gorgeous army, Mr. Turner.

(Timmy jumping in fin air, and going around three times)

Timmy: Uh, we're still spinning.

(And Timmy fell down and hit a car)

Timmy: Yes! Nobody defeats Teo, master of the martial arts. Ha Ha! Hoo Hoo!

(They start shouting Timmy, again)

Timmy: Ooh.

(He start running, in slow monaching, and cut with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof)

Cosmo: All right, Timmy! You may always be chosen last at school for kickball or as lab partner.

Wanda: But in your Trilogy wishes, you're always the chosen one.

(Then Pooh and his friends just comes in)

Pooh: Hello, guys?

Cosmo: Hey, Pooh. It's Winnie the Pooh....................! And his friends!

Rabbit: Yes, yes, yes. It's been awhile you three.

Otis: Glad to see ya.

Wanda: Yeah, great to see you all too.

Twilight: So what are of you doing?

Cosmo: We're just doing Timmy's Movie parodies Trilogy wishes.

Pip: Oh, that's cool.

Goofy: Can we join you guys?

Cosmo: Sure! Why not.

(Back with Timmy, and they stopped at a restaurant, and Mr. crocker add more clones of him)

Timmy: Hey, you guys look hungry. You want sweet-and-sour pork or... (he hit them with his power) Kapow!

Mr. Crockers: No, thanks. we're allergic to MSG.

(they got hit, and he clone more of him, Timmy runs away from then)

(Back to them, Wanda calls Timmy)

Wanda: Timmy, get the ring. Get the ring!

Piglet: Yeah! Get the ring!

(Back at Timmy, again, Timmy say Telephone poll and answer it)

Timmy: Get me a new Trilogy wish. This one's not fun anymore.

Mr. Crockers: What? We're totally fun. 'Cause fun starts with "F."

(They throw Fs at him and going into the next trilogy wish)

Timmy: Cool. I'm in middle-earth.

Pooh: Hay, Timmy.

Tigger: What's up, Timmy-Boy?

Timmy: Find.

Donald: So, why you doing these wishes?

Timmy: Well, I always want to be the chosen one.

Eeyore: If you say so.

(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof comes in)

Wanda: Here you go, chosen one. One ring to rule them all.

Human Applejack: Wait, that's a teething ring.

Timmy: Applejack's right, you know.

Wanda: Oh, sorry. Poof's teething.

Timmy: Yeah, I know.

(Timmy give teething ring to Poof)

Wanda: Here you go, One ring to rule--

Timmy: This is an onion ring!

Rabbit: What's up with these things, Wanda?

Cosmo: Oh, that's mine.

(he attack Timmy, and he rubing the onion ring in his head)

Cosmo: Precious... and delicious.

Eeyore: If figures.

Wanda: Oh, I know I've got that freaky ring somewhere. (She found it, from her hand) Oh, here it is.

(She give the ring slowing, and they going to the volcano)

Wanda: Only the chosen on can take this ring and drop it into the fire of Dark Mount Gloom.

Otis: Dark Mount Gloom? What's that?

Wanda: Well, Otis, this a mount is made of--

(She toke a bit)

Timmy: What? Are you telling us this mountain is chocolate?

Wanda: Dark Chocolate.

Spricke: Really, chocolate mount?

Wanda: What? Can't I have some fun on these wishes?

(They made it to the top, they go blow away from the wind)

Cosmo: Timmy, throw the ring in the lava!

(Timmy walks to the lava and throw the ring in it, and the wind the sun comes up)

Mickey: Wow, that's was quick.

Timmy: You said it, Mickey. Seriously, how about we have a little bit more action in my next chosen one mega action trilogy wish?

Human Rainbow Dash: I'd like that.

Abby: Me too.

Freddy: Me three.

Wanda: You got it.

(They going Timmy's third trilogy wish)

Timmy: WHOO HOO!

Everyone: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!!

Timmy: I'm chosen one magic wizard boy Timmy Totter, and I'm playing Pooferscoop.

(Timmy and Pooh and his friends follow Poof)

Cosmo: Timmy Totter? I prefer tater totters.

(Cosmo hit that building)

Cosmo: Ah!

Human Applejack: Now this what I'm talking about.

Donald: You said it.

(Wanda toke a bit on her broomstick)

Wanda: Oh, you've got to try this pretzel broomstick.

Pooh: It's a Honey Broomstick?

Rabbit: How you think of food, in the time like this?

Pooh: I'm pratice.

Timmy: That does it. I'm not making any more wishes before breakfast.

(Timmy got zapped)

Tigger: What was that?

Goofy: Um, guys, look!

Wanda: Oh, No! It's the ultimate bad, nasty wizard, Moldywart.

Vicky: It's not Moldy, but it is indeed a wart. (Laughing)

Pip: We're in trouble now!

Pig: Look out, she mint be gassy.

(She start to zapped him, again)

Otis: Run!!!

(they running away, they hid on that building)

Cosmo: Timmy, before you guys get destroyed, can you wish me up some ketchup for the tots?

(Than Vicky zapped the building throw and her head pops out throw that hole)

Vicky: Ha Ha! Here's Moldy.

Both: (Screams)

Otis: (Screams)

Otis's Friends: (Screams)

Mickey: YEP!

Goofy: GORSH!

Donald: (Screams)

Pip: Doesn't anyone had a new plan?

Otis: Yes. Run in feel!

Rabbit: Run, Run! We gotta run!

Tigger: Make a break for it!

(They start running again, and Jorgen comes in)

Jorgen: TIMMY!

(He did arid of Vicky)

Jorgen: STOP!

Timmy: Cool, Jorgen got rid of Moldywart, and now We can scoop the poof.

Human Rainbow Dash: This's my favorite game.

Donald: Quick, he gaving gaing away.

Tigger: Attard that kid!

(They start chasing Poof, again. Then Jorgen give rid of Cosmo and Wanda. Then finally Timmy got it)

Timmy: Yes!

Tigger: (Laughing) Now that what I called fair playing.

Twilight: You said it, Tigger.

(The Jorgen give rid of Poof, too)

Timmy: Poof? Have, what gives? We're playing a game here!

Tigger: Yeah, do you know all the sports, Jorgen.

Rabbit: That's right.

Jorgen: The Fun times are over. This is not a game. Remain the shadows. Do not speak your and Pooh's name!

Timmy: Uh, you're freaking us out here, dude.

(And Jorgen send Timmy and Pooh and his friends falling)

All: (Screaming)

(And they landed at Timmy's House)

I'm Timmy, Timmy Turner!
Pooh: Oh! We're back your house, Timmy.

Timmy: You're right, Pooh, A trilogy wish with a twist ending. I'll wish up another sequel after school: The Chosen one 4: Jorgen's a Jerk.

Spike: Nice title.

Pig: I was gonna suggest The Chosen one 4: Poopy McHits-a-lot, but yours is good, too.

Human Fluttershy: Um, came we go inside now, I'm hungry.

Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, me too.

Pip: Me three.

Winnie the Pooh: Me four.

Otis: Let's find something to eat.

Timmy: Ok than. Cosmo? Wanda? Poof?

Mickey: Hey, where are they?

Twilight: They were here a moment ago.

Tigger: Where'd they go?

Timmy: Well, then, guess we'll meet up with them later.

(They went inside)

Timmy: Hay, dad, mom. Can I get some cereal? Something crunchy that's bad for me? Preferably with a toy with the box?

Human Pinkie Pie: Yay! Wait what?

Otis: I don't get it.

Abby: Me either.

Pooh: Yeah, I want honey, not cereal.

Mr. Turner: Honey, why is a buck-toothed street urchin wearing a pink hat calling us "Mom" and "Dad," and also, why all those talking animals, some girls, a pony, a dragon are here and asking for food?

Timmy: Um, 'cause I'm your son?

Mickey: Yeah, Timmy, remember, your son?

Human Rainbow Dash: Yeah, he's your son.

Mrs. Turner: But we don't have a son. We decided against having children so we have more money, less responsibility, and weekends free.

Mr. Turner: Yeah, having kids would only tie us down and prevent us from doing fun things, like going to this weekend's Big M.A.R.F. Festival.

Timmy: The Middle-aged Rock festival?

Both: 'Cause you're never too old to rock and roll!

(they beak their backs)

Both: Ow! Our Backs!

Rabbit: Are you two out of your minds!?

Twilight: You're guys 50-60 years old.

Mr. Turner: They are right. Maybe we are too old. To the heating Pads!

Mrs. Turner: Grab a muffin, and let yourself and your friends out, street urchin.

(They walk away in pain)

Timmy: Street Urchin? M.A.R.F. festival?

Piglet: What's going on, Timmy.

Goofy: Yeah, I think something had to do with Jorgen.

Spike: I with you, Goofy.

Timmy: Eh, I've had weirder mornings.

(He put a color one)

Timmy: No, not that one.

Rabbit: Come on, we got get to Timmy's School, before something get worst.

(Than Dr. Facilier is watching them)

Dr. Facilier: Well, looks like Pooh is look some clues from the Boss's Plan. Well, looks like I had to warm her.

(He walks away)

(At the School)

Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? Where the heck are they?

Mickey: Something strange is going on here?

Twilight: You said it, Mickey.

Human Rainbow Dash: This is stranger than our world.

Timmy: Well, If I have to face the education system without magic, I better be prepared.

Otis: Me too.

(At the the classroom, Timmy, Pooh and his friends walks in)

Timmy: Hey, guys. Where's my seat?

Chester: Wow, a new kids who doesn't know we're not cool!

Timmy: What are you talking about? I know you're not cool, and It's me. HELLO!

Pooh: do you remember him?

Eeyore: Yeah.

Twilight: Yeah I'm Twilight.

Spike: And Spike. Remember?

A.J.: I'm A.J., the class genius, new kids. You can have my seat. I'll stand.

Otis: A.J. You know us, Timmy Turner!

Duke: Yeah, and Duke, too.

Human Flurttershy: You've got to remember us, A.J. and Chester!

Human Rairty: Yeah, you guys, and Timmy are friends.

Timmy: Guys, we're not a--

Mr. Crocker: New Kids! Don't you guys know these kids aren't cool? A.J.(he use a megaphone), "F" FOR STANDING! Man, I love megaphones. Okay, class, Today's assignment is to think of clever ways to destroy the new kids' self-esteem.

Timmy: But we're not a new kids. Look, I've even done the homework you assigned on the Big Dipper.

Mr. Crocker: Hmm, an overachieving suck-up. I like it. But "F"!

All: (Screams)

Mr. Crocker: That's how we roll in the fifth grade. And everyone knows there's no such thing as the "Big Dipper."

Rabbit: You got to be kidding me.

Mr. Crocker: Oh I'm not kidding.

Timmy: The Big Dipper doesn't exist?

A.J.: Where'd you guys move here from, Dumbsville?

(Everyone is laughing at them)

Timmy: I've lived here my whole life! And Pooh visited me all the time! What's wrong with you guys? I'm you best friend. You beat me up every day. And I've been in love with you since kindergarten!

Mr. Crocker: Awkward.

Tigger: You know, that kid needs to control his feelings.

Goofy: You're said, like Donald.

Donald: Hey, Why you...

Mickey: Take a easy, Donald.

Timmy: First my parents, now you guys. What's wrong with everyone? Look at me. I'm Timmy, Timmy Turner!

(Then, Head Eliminator and Dr. Facilier comes in)

Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.

Dr. Facilier: Hello, Pooh, long time go see.

Pooh and Friends: (Gasp)

Timmy: Okay, what the heck are they?

Mickey: That's Facilier!!

Jafar: Oh he's not the only one here.

Human Rainbow Dash: Jafar!

Donald: Maleficent!

Rabbit: Iago!

Goofy: Hades!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Don't forget me!

Twilight: Sunset Shimmer! Wait! You're not the the real Sunset Shimmer. You're just a-

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Clone created by Tino's greatest fear, "The real Sunset Shimmer didn't becoming evil again, didn't she?!"

Twilight: Tino got rid of you for good! He faced his fear, and fought back!

Pooh: Wait. She become evil, again?

Twilight: No, Pooh. I'll talk about this later.

Jafar: Well, we love to talk about what we're doing, but we don't the Heroes ruild our plans.

Chester: Wow, another new kids!

(Jafar shout a laser with his sefter)

Chester: Who shoots deadly lasers!

Mr. Crocker: Okay, class, new assignment. Run for your-- darn this chalk--Life!

(Crocker and students screams and left the classroom)

(Head Eliminate life Mr. Crocker's desk)

Hades: So, what are we should do with them?

Evil Sunset Shimmer: I gust we should follow Bowser's olders.

Lago: Witch is?

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Take Pooh and his friends to Bower's Kingdom.

Maleficent: What about Timmy?

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Let the Head Eliminator take cave of that.

Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.

(He destroy his desk)

Timmy: It's official. This is the weirdest morning ever!

Pip: Now what?

Otis: I know, Run in feel!

Rabbit: Run, run! We gotta run!

Tigger: Make at break for it!

(They start running)

Dr. Facilier: They gaving away!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Get them, you fools!

Timmy: We got to get out of here fast.

Freddy: Yeah, but witch vehicle to take?

Timmy: No. No.

(They found A.J.'s Ride)

Otis: Perfect.

Mickey: Get on!

(they got on it)

Timmy: Thank you, A.J.

(They drove off)

Pooh: That was a close one.

Rabbbit: Tell me about it. I've almost lost my tail.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Where's are they?

Jafar: There they are!

(All the Villains get on Head Eliminator and fly off, cut up of them)

Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.

Pooh: They've spotted us!

Piglet: Oh dear.

Tigger: Uh oh.

Otis: We're dead, aren't we?

Pip: Yep.

Timmy: We to find Cosmo and Wanda and wish robo-dork and the villains away.

(They hide in that build broad)

Timmy: That was close.

Freddy: Good thing that build broad were here.

Piglet: This is terrible.

Eeyore: Could get worst.

(Jorgen grab Them)

Timmy: (Screams)

Eeyore: See?

Timmy: Ah! Don't eliminate us! I'm not---

Jorgen: Timmy Turner!

Timmy: Jorgen! Man, are we glad to see you... And to see somebody who knows me.

Pooh: Tell us what's going on?

(Jorgen brins out weapon)

Timmy: Now We're not so glad.

Freddy: Don't shout us, shout Peck.

Peck: Wait, What?!

Jorgen: DUCK!

(They duck and Jorgen Shut Head Eliminator and The Villains)

Timmy: What is that thing?

Mickey: And why the Villains working with him?

Jorgen: I told you guys not to say Timmy's name, like I sort of just did. They have really good hearing.

Jafar: Oh, you want to play that way, huh? Well, take this!

(Head Eliminator opens his mouth blows in Timmy and Pooh and his friends)

Timmy: And a really big mouth. Ah! Help!

(Timmy, Pooh and his friends blow away, and Jorgen got them)

Jorgen: Hang On!

Abby: Otis, this looks like the end.

Otis: No, it's a minor setback.

Men: (Voice) You're listening to K.R.E.P., Creepy music for those creepy alley cliff-hangers.

Jorgen: I hat this station.

(He left them go)

Otis: Now it's the end.

Jorgen: Oops.

All: (Screams)

Jorgen: Guys, hang on!

All: To what?

Jorgen: Good Point!

All: (Screaming)

(Jorgen Poof a rope to get them out of his mouth)

Jorgen: Now we shut that pie hole with a manhole.

(Jorgen throw something to the Head Eliminator)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: You not stopping us, that easy. Give us Timmy and Pooh, and we're let you go for now. Or keep them and you'll be sorry!

Jorgen: Althought I sympathize with you sentiments, I cannot allow that to happen at this time.

(Jorgen poof a morcycle)

Jorgen: Hop on my hog and hold me tight.

(They got on and drove off)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: After them!

(Head Eliminator and The Villains fly off, too, and cut them up, again)

(At Timmy's House)

Mrs. Turner: There goes that street urchin and his friends. Ooh, They's living on the edge.

Mr. Turner: Eeh! Not as Edgy as we're gonna be cruising in the the M.A.R.F. Machine on our way to the M.A.R.F. Festival. Now to make sure we have enough goodies to keep road trip rockin'. Stuff of my stomach, stuff for my back, stuff for my throat, and the nasel spray for my deviated septum.

Mrs. Turner: Let's Party!

(they broke their backs,again)

Both: Our Backs!

Mr. Crocker: Hey, fellow M.A.R.F.ers. I'm going to Middle-aged Rock Festival too, and I could use a ride.

Mr. Turner: Look, Pal. Gas, glasses or aspirnin. Nobody rides for free.

Mr. Crocker: Let's M.A.R.F.!

(they got in the car and drove off and come back)

Mrs. Turner: Middle-Aged Bladder. Potty break!

Both: Right behind you!

(Back to them)

Jafar: We got you now!

Timmy: They's gaining on us. Oh, and by the way, who is he?

Jorgen: There will be time for explanations when you all are safe.

(They go throw the mall's wall into the fairlyworld, but the Villains didn't made it, so they crash throw the the wall into the mall)

Hades: Where they go?

Lago: Great, now we lost.

Jafar: Quit, you're bird!

(Head Eliminator dress up a cool guy, than he send tow Eliminators)

Head Eliminator: Now eliminate Timmy Turner.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: You guys go with Head Eliminator, I'll look for where Timmy's hind out.

Dr. Facilier: Good Idea.

Maleficent: Yeah, that way we capture them, faster.

(She turn around)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: When Timmy Turner has bing eliminated, Pooh and his pals will be sorry they ever stop Bowser's Plan to take over the universe. Not that they would've been much safer if they'd stayed in 100 Acre Wood.

Hades: Um, boss, I want to stop what are you doing, but, villains don't talk to their selfs.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: What are you Villains still doing here?! Go!

Jafar: Ok, Ok, sheesh.

(they split up)

(At Fairly World)

Jorgen: Well, that was a close one.

Mickey: You said it.

Human Pinkie Pie: What's this place.

Pooh: This's FairlyWorld.

Jorgen: Now hang on to me again. We have a long road ahead of us. But know one thing: All the fairies are safe and hidden where the enemy cannot find them.

Goofy: And what's that?

"Fairly-Gum-Ball Machine"
(All the fairies is in that Gumball machine at "Snacks")

Wanda: Ah! Where are we? Last time I remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.

Cosmo: And the last thing I remember is you saying the last you remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.

Poof: Poof!

Cupid: Oh! We're in a gumball machine.

Tooth fairy: I hope we're sugarless.

Cosmo: Every Fairly in the FairlyWorld must be in here.

Juandissimo: I'm more of a fireball than a gumball. At least we're not at the bottom, like Binky.

Binky: (Voice) Hi, guys.

Wanda: Well, I don't know why Jorgen put us in here, but we're getting out. Oh, no, our wands are gone.

Cosmo: and our hands are gone!

Tooth Fairly: But at least we're safe.

(Than a boy just comes in)

Cosmo: Not Safe!

(He bring Binky out)

Binky: (Screams)

All: Uh, no! He's got Binky!

Binky: I don't want to be a Gumballlllll!

(He start chewing Binky)

Binky: (Screams)

All: Ah, The horror!

(he brings out all the money out)

All: The Quarters!

"The Cave Prophesy"
(At the Jungle)

Jorgen: Don't let go.

(At a snow storm)

Jrogen: (grunting)

(At the desert's rest stop)

Jorgen: You guys could have let go that time.

(And Back to Fairly World)

Timmy: We're back here again?

Jorgen: Oh, You're got to be kidding me.

Human Rainbow Dash: So why we looking for anyway?

Jorgen: The Cave of Destiny. It is all your questions will be answered.

Peck: Where's is it that place?

Pip: Maybe is that mountain over there?

Timmy: Yeah, Pip is right, it is that cave up there.

(they found it)

Jorgen: Man, why can I never find that place?

(At the cave)

Timmy: The Cave of Destiny is creepy.

Jorgen: Oh, these are just from last year's halloween party... I think. We also rent out the cave for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Twilight: Really?

Jorgen: Yeah, really.

Timmy: Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah.

All: What's going on?

Jorgen: Maybe these pretty pictures will help.

(He poof of a prophesy pictures)

Jorgen: Or, as we call them in Fairly World... (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!

Timmy: The cave prophesy?

Jorgen: No, you're not saying it right. Go with the echo. (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!

Human Applejack: What's that?

Jorgen: I'll tail you. In ancient Fairy Times, A fairy's main job was to fight, no frolic.

Donald: Frolic?

Goofy: What does that mean?

Jorgen: Can I continued, please?

Both: Sorry?

Jorgen: They constantly battled a mysterious enemy called The Darkness.... And Its agents of destruction, eliminators. And they fairy warriors were victorious only when they combined all of their wand powers and neutralized The Darkness with its natural enemy, light. But our ancient ancestors feared the mysterious foe would come back. So they sent millions of our strongest soldiers into the void of space to illuminate it... So that should the Darkness ever return, we will have a shield of protection no unlike today's underarm deodorants.

Timmy: Amazing!

Otis: I know right!

Tigger: Awesome!

Timmy: Do you have any popcorn?

Jorgen: Small, Medium, or Large?

Timmy: Surprise me.

Pooh: So the stars in space are really fairy warriors.

Timmy: And they watching out for the Darkness?

Jorgen: They are our first warning system. And Bowser is knows everything about The Darkness, and that's why he's sends Evil clone and the rest of the Villains team up with them to take over the universe.

Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!

Piglet: What?!

Pooh: What?!

Rabbit: What?!

Eeyore: Huh?!

Twilight: What?!

Spike: What?!

Human Pinkie Pie: What?!

Otis: What?!

Otis's Friends: Say What?!

Mickey: What?!

Donald and Goofy: What?!

Jorgen: Yep. And last night, our deepest outpost, the Big Dipper brigade, just disappeared.

Timmy: The Big Dipper. That's why Crocker said it didn't exist!

Jorgen: Yes, I had to wipe away all memory of its existence so people wouldn't freak out. I also wiped away any memory of you so that no one would say your name and give away you location.

Timmy: So this great, but how does it affect us?

Jorgen: I'm not finished. Our ancestors then hid an all-powerful magic wand, also a copy of Twilight's Crown, the could destroy the darkness, should it ever return. And to protect this white wand and the crown form falling into the wrong hands, they decided that only a chosen one could possess it and unlock its true powers.

Timmy: Cool.

Goofy: So, where are they?

Jorgen: No one knows, the crown is still a mystery, but it's said for to find the wand, that this cryptic message reveals its location. So far, no one has been able to solve the ancient riddle.

Pip: So, what'd it said?

Freddy: Allow me. (Clears throat) Donkey oil pine nut moose confetti yippy-dee-doo...

Spike: Stop that!

Freddy: Sorry?

Human Fluttershey: So what it really said?

Timmy: "The Wand is hidden in a rock and sealed with a kiss..."

Human Rainbow Dash: What does that mean?

Jorgen: You tell to Timmy, because the chosen one is him, Timmy Turner!

Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!

Piglet: What?!

Pooh: What?!

Rabbit: What?!

Eeyore: Huh?!

Twilight: What?!

Spike: What?!

Human Pinkie Pie: What?!

Otis: What?!

Otis's Friends: Say What?!

Mickey: What?!

Donald and Goofy: What?!

Timmy: What?

Jorgen: Yes, check it out. Pink hat, big teeth, initials T.T. And I am not the only one who knows it.

Timmy: The Eliminators and Villains were here? They know I'm the chosen one?

Rabbit: And you just said his name out loud?

Jorgen: And it echoed a bit too, didn't it?

Spike: (Growls)

Mickey: What's is, what is Spike?

(Than Evil Sunset Shimmer is behind them)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Can't believe I couldn't find you, earlier. Should have known Jorgen would bring you guys here. And your dumbfriends, too.

Twilight: We're not!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: You are! No wander Bowser is trying destroy Pooh and his Pals to take over the Universe.

Mickey: Evil cone, by power invested in us of Pooh's team, we're stop you, missy.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: What ever! This is just a minder setback. You don't know a thing about this prophecy and I already know it.

Timmy: If that's so, why do you want to destroy us. You had a lot of trouble making the eliminators kill us.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Pop quiz, Chosen One How gonna destroy the Darkness?

Timmy: Uh........?

Evil Sunset Shimmer: You don't know?! Seriously? And you're supposed to be Chosen one? Then again, what other chances you think you have until we destroy you and all.

(Spike growls at her)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, and I suppose to keep an eye on your mutt or dragon. Hate from to be... taken away from you.

Spike: Is that a threat?

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh of course not.

Spike: (Growls)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: But it'll be the end of you. Oh, Boys?

(Then the Head Eliminator appeared)

Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.

Timmy: Man, that thing looks terrifyung!

(Than, Villains and two Eliminators just appeared)

Otis: There's two of them!

Tigger: Um, show them what you made of, Pooh?

Pooh: Flat.

Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.

Evil Shimmer shimmer: Correct! Eliminators, Attack!

(They Eliminators open their mouths, again)

Timmy: Get us out of here!

Mickey: And Fast!

Joegen: (whistles)

(He calls out his motorcycle, they got on again, and drove off)

Hades: Ok, you plan's didn't work.

Evil Sunset shimmer: Just follow them!

(They fly off, again)

(They going into the wall)

Timmy: (Yells) We're heading for the wall!

Jorgen: Don't worry. We will vanish before we--

(They crashed in to the wall)

Timmy: Listen, as the chosen one, I choose to be not the chosen one! I've never been chosen for anything: Not kickball, not lab partner. Why?

Otis: Really?

Abby: Honestly now?

Peck: Come on, Timmy.

Pig: Get a good punchline!

Freddy: Yeah, like a joke or some kind.

Human Pinkie Pie: You have to do it, Timmy!

Timmy: No! Because I'm a bad choice!

Jorgen: The Cave Prophesy does not lie.

Pooh: Twilight, how Sunset become evil?

Twilight: That's the clone version of Sunset Shimmer, Pooh! That's not the real Sunset Shimmer!

Pooh: Well, that's make scents.

Jorgen: Don't worry; I have a plan.

Timmy: Ah, thanks Goodness.

Jorgen: If it's you they want, it's you they'll get.

Timmy: We hate that plan!

Goofy: Yeah!

Duke: Absolutely not!

Tigger: Yeah, how you gonna do it, turn into "Timmy"?

(Jorgen turn into his self to Timmy)

Tigger: I'd had to ask.

Timmy: Plan's getting better.

Jorgen: Good luck, guys. You were a pain in my butt, but...

(Nobody get's it)

Jorgen: Well, that's all I got. Good lock.

Timmy: Where you going?

Abby: Get back here!

Piglet: You're not be safe!

Jorgen: For you guys to go on, The Darkness and Evil Clone must believe you have been Eliminated. Don't worry, Timmy, you got Pooh and his pals with you. Remember, The wand is hidden in a rock sealed with a kiss.

Pip: Good Lock, dude. I give him 10 minutes.

Otis: Can you please be Surppotive?

Jorgen: Hello! I am Timmy Turner. Pooh and his Pals are gone for some reason. Look how stupid I am. (babbling)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Head Eliminator, You know what to do?

(Head Eliminator sucked Jorgen up and some Eliminators)

Jorgen: (Screams)

Head Eliminator: Finally, we have the chosen one.

Jafar: And now, Pooh and friends are surrender.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: And now, Bowser will rule the hold Universe with out trouble.

Eliminator 1#: Can we stay? We saw some cool shops on main street.

Eliminator 2#: Yeah, no ones said all of you were the boss of us, and--

(He sucked up two Eliminators, The Villains and himself)

Timmy: Hello? Joegen?

Mickey: My gosh! Where'd they go!?

Pooh: I don't know.

Timmy: Hello? Jorgen? Anybody? We can't stop the Darkness and Villains by ourselves. How Do I find the Wand? How Do we get back to earth? What am I supposed to do?

Pooh: Hello? Is anyone here?

Piglet: Hello?

Human Applejack: Can someone give us a sign?! Something!

Tigger: So, Twilight, how do you know about Evil clone?

Twilight: Well, my friend Tino, had a nightmare about Sunset is evil again, and than It comes true, but in a clone, way. Ever sense, there two of her, one is good, one is bad.

Tigger: Wow!

Timmy: Wait a minute.

Tigger: What?

Timmy: All those stars are fairy warriors ready to stop the Darkness.

Mickey: Right.

Timmy: Yes! We're not alone!

(All the stars are gone)

Pooh: They're gone.

Piglet: Oh, dear.

Tigger: Uh-oh.

Timmy: (Screams)

"Back on Earth"
(Back on Earth)

(At M.E.R.F.)

(Telephone rings)

Officer 1#: Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. Uh-huh. Yeah. I see.

(He send M.E.R.F. alarm)

Officer 2#: What's with the M.E.R.F. Alarms?

Officer 1#: Look, it's probably nothing, but it seems that every star in the sky has completely vanished.

Officer 2#: Eh, you're right: It's probably nothing. (He spill his drink) Every star in the sky has vanished?

Officer 1#: Should we put out an emergency broadcast letting the population of earth know that an alien attack is imminent?

Officer 2#: Yes, the people have a right to know what's going on. Or...

(At M.A.R.F. Machine Radio)

Men: (Voice) In others news, The Government has announced that they turned off the stars to conserve energy.

Mr. Turner: Ooh, I totally believe that. We have such a great government.

Mrs. Turner: And they're never lied to us, because deceiving people is wrong.

Mr. Crocker: Fan belt's fixed. let's M.A.R.F. and roll, Baby!

(They drove off and stopped, again)

All: Potty break!

(Back to Fairly World)

Timmy: Okay, Don't panic, guys. I'm the chosen one. All we have to do is get back to Earth, get the dumb wand, defeat The Villains and The Darkness.

Pooh: So Twilight can you tell us about The clone of Sunset Shimmer?

Otis: Yeah, since when the last time our friend Tino faced her?

Twilight Sparkle: Tino and his friends was with Ozzy and Drix. Evil Sunset Shimmer was working for Thrax.

(A flashback starts)

Thrax: Now all of this is going down tonight so I want everyone to be prepared!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: And tonight, one of you germs have gave me my true love, Tino.

Osmosis Jones: Tonight! "Uh can we do it next week? Me and Malca got tickets to Wrestemania."

Thrax: You see this? This little DNA beed comes from a little girl in Riverside California. Didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one. Nicest lady in Detroit moat-time. Six days flat. And there's this old guy in Phillie. I've killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm better as go along baby, but the problem is I've never set a record! Until my man, Frank that is and with Evil Sunset Shimmer's help, I'm gonna take him down with in 48 hours. Get my own chapter in the medical books!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: And we can bring me Tino. I want him all to myself.

(The germs agreeing with the plan except for Ozzy and Tino)

Osmosis Jones: Excuse me? Excuse me? I've got one more question here. Is there anything that say a white blood cell and his friends can do to stop this evil plan? You know hypertherly speaking that is.

(Thrax and Evil Sunset Shimmer walks toward Ozzy and Tino)

Thrax: And who are you?

Osmosis Jones: Who am I? Who am I? Uh? Bad-Booty-Shaking-Picking Noses.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: And who are you my handsome looking man?

Tino Tonitini: Who me? I'm am...uh?... the Tinonator.

Osmosis Jones: Yeah. That who we are.

Thrax: I've never heard of ya.

Osmosis Jones: That's because you just got here. But you don't any of these suckers when it comes to illing Bad-Booty-Shaking-Picking Noses stands above all the rest. (hits a hand shaped germ)

Germ #1: Oh that hurt. (hits Ozzy, revealing his and Tino's identity)

Germ #2: Hey! That ain't no germ! That's a cop! And that kid too!

(The germs grab them)

Thrax: Well, look what we have here an officer of Frank finalist.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: And my true love, Tino Tonitini. I want him. Oh and Thrax, dispose that cop.

Thrax: With pleasure, Evil Sunset Shimmer. Somebody lay down a towel! It's gonna to be messy.

(Then, the blast come through the wall)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: What the-?!

Drix: Attention germs, and evil clone, you are surrended! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Surrended!

Osmosis Jones: Yo, hammer. You can stop dancing.

Tino Tonitini: Yeah, you can cut it out, Drix.

(Then, Drix stops dancing then, Ozzy gets himself and Tino free)

Osmosis Jones: What kept you?

Tino Tonitini: And what are you guys doing here?!

Noby: Making sure you're save. And to kick butt of course.

Marco Diaz: And it's time to bring the fight to time, right Big G?

(Big G is laughing getting ready for a fight, as the little on is unfrozen as he sees Thrax ans Sunset Shimmer, he freaks out and runs off)

(flashback ended)

Freddy: Whoa. That's awful.

Twilight: She wanted Tino to belong to her. And she still continues to do it until she accomplish it.

Timmy: So what you're saying is that Evil Sunset Shimmer want Tino for herself, and she really wants him?

Rabbit: Oh dear, mercy me.

Piglet: Oh dear, mercy me, too.

Mickey: Wow!

Goofy: Wow, really?

Spike: Yep. That's the hole story.

Rabbit: So, all we had to do is do the same thing we did real her, when she evil.

Human Rainbow Dash: yeah, how we gonna find the copy of Twilight's Crown.

Mickey: Maybe we find it later, right now, we gotta find the way to get back to earth and find that wand.

Otis: Than when is all done, we live happy ever after, right?

Timmy: Yeah, we don't know what's Darkness looks like.

Pooh: Um, Timmy. I see we have some small problems.

(The Darkness comes in)

Timmy: Okay, that must be it. (Screams)

Pip: Now what?

Otis: I know, Run in feel!

Rabbit: Run, run! We gotta run!

Tigger: Make at break for it!

Pooh: Gong way!

Goofy: We're getting outta here!

(They start running, again)

Rabbit: We've go to hurry! It's gaining on us!

Timmy: How We get back to Earth? Wait; Jorgen's Fairy Cycle.

(Every one got in the Fairy Cycle)

Timmy: Awesome! We'll just blast through this portal, and then Turner--

(They jump off the cycle with no move-ness, they start running, again)

All: (Screams)

Tigger: It's a dead end! We're Trap! Trap like brackets!

Otis: The Darkness will devour us all! It's probably watching us right now! I don't taste good! I'm very gamey, if you're watching! So scared.

Abby: Otis, snap out of it.

Peck: Get it together, man.

Freddy: Coward!

Pig: You sicken me.

Pip: Could you bend down a bit?

Otis: Yeah, no problem.

Pip: Man up!

Otis: Why?

Abby: Guys, slapping Otis isn't going to help us to get down to Earth.

Freddy: You're right. Let's kick him.

Abby: No, Freddy.

Timmy: Think, Turner. What fairy goes back and forth to Earth more than anybody?

Pip: Um, you mean like a Tooth Fairy?

Timmy: Bingo! Tooth Fairly Enterprises, home of the legendary quarter transporter. Every time an Earth Kid puts a tooth under their pillow, It comes here, and it's replaced, by cold, hard cash.

Pooh: What?

Tigger: It's aprogecal...what?!

Human Pinkie Pie: What?!

Abby: How are we going to do that?

Timmy: It's easy. I just making it the the turner returner.

Otis: I don't get.

Human Rarity: Me either, but let's see whether it works.

(Every one is on the conbar- balt)

Timmy: I hope this works.

(All of Fairly World is sucked up By the Darkness)

(Back on Earth)

Boy: I wonder what the Tooth fairy left.

(He found Timmy and the others)

Spike: We're end up a room?

Otis: Uh-Oh.

Timmy: Shh. Dude, I'm the Chosen One.

Boy: No, you're a crazy kids under my pillow who stole my quarter! Mom, quarter thiefies!

(Everyone running)

All: (Screams)

Boy: My dad's a cop!

(Than Cop car chasing them)

All: (Screams)

(They trip and when into the sewer line, Timmy found a wanted sign of him)

Timmy: That was Quick.

Mickey: I can't go back to big house.

Goofy: What big house?

Human Applejack: That house over there.

Twilight: I see it.

Human Rairty: I think is pink house over there?

Otis: No, what Mickey meant is Jail!

Peck: Doesn't matter, it matter's will take hours to find the wand!

Timmy: Yeah, and there's no way we can locate this wand on our own. Cosmo, Wanda, where are you?

(Back at "Snacks")

Binky: (Screams)

Cosmo: He's still chewing Binky.

Boy: Ugh, this one lost its flavor.

(He throw Binky)

Binky: It's horrible in there. And he recently had nachos.

All: (Screams)

(he got Wanda)

Boy: Ooh, a tasty pink gumball.

Cosmo: Wanda! Wanda! No!

(Cosmo say Wanda)

Wanda: Cosmo, No!

Juandissimo: Wanda, I feel terrible for your loss. Would you like to make out?

(Cosmo break free out of boy's mouth)

Cosmo: Who's up for a balloon ride to freedom?

(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof got out of "Snacks")

Juandissimo: Quick, everyone. Into the gross kid mouth!

(Every Fairy went into kid's mouth and he fell off the table)

Cosmo: Whee!

Wanda: Cosmo, you saved us.

Cosmo: Hang on to my bubble butt, baby! Whee!

(Back to Timmy)

Timmy: The Chosen one was alone in the city. But he and his friends knew if they could find his fairies, he could solve this ancient riddle and locate the--

(They got hit by a bus)

Woman: Okay, follow me to see the kiss, Schmodin's most famous sculpture, here at the Dimmsdale Art Museum.

Timmy: The Kiss. Wait a second. The White wand is hidden in the rock and sealed with a kiss. I don't need Cosmo and Wanda. The Wand is in that statue. You guys stay here, I'll be right back.

Tigger: Okay.

Spike: Good luck, Timmy.

Pooh: An don't worry about us, well be right here.

Twilight: Be careful.

(Inside the building)

Woman: Considered priceless, the statue is 500 years old. More than a work of art, it's a work of magic.

Timmy: Excuse me. Coming through. Hey, hey, what's going on? How's tricks? Like the shoes.

(Timmy broke it)

Woman: Suffering Statues!

Timmy: Don't panic. I'm the Chosen One. I'm saving your lives.

Woman: Security!

Timmy: There's no wand. Where's the wand?

Men: Freeze, Statue smasher!

Men 2#: Hey, he's also the Quarter thief.

Timmy: And that's when the Chosen One Decided to... Run!

(He run outside and stop)

Men: Freeze!

Men 3#: And tell us, mystery lady, have you seen the evil perpetrator?

Timmy: Uh, nope. I'm just standing here, being a lady. I use lipstick.

Men 3#: Thanks, trustworthy citizen with a renaissance smile. Move out, boys!

(They left)

Timmy: No wander I'm the Chosen One. I'm good.

Pooh: Yeah, that was easy for being the master of disquise. You'd gave them the slip.

Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, great one, too.

Timmy: Yeah, come on, let's go!

Head Eliminator: The Chosen One is here. We were fooled. Find them. And someone tell the boss about it.

Eliminator 1#: And we will... Right after we hit the sweet Pink Shirt shop.

Head Eliminator: What?

Eliminator 2#: Oh, you're the only one who gets to wear cool Earth clothes?

Head Eliminator: Ugh. Hurry up.

(They wen into the shop and got pink t-shirt)

Both: Sweet!

(At Timmy's house)

Timmy: I know Jorgen erased everyone's memory of me, But let's just hope he didn't erase... The Timmy Cave.

Rabbit: Of course, the Timmy Cave! Let's go there!

Abby: Right.

Mickey: Well alright! Let's go.

(Everyone went down into the Timmy Cave)

Timmy: I knew the Fairy Snacking Tracking Device would pay off Someday.

(And it show they in Las Vegas)

Timmy: Los Vegas? Okay, not a problem. 'Cause I have The Turner Cycle.

Otis: Yeah, what can go wrong?

Pig: Time to fight!

Pip: You know what time it is?

Timmy: Time to rock and roll.

(They got out and his M.E.R.F. Van)

Officer 1#: Well, Well. Just the man M.E.R.F.'s looking for.

"To Los Vegas"
(At M.E.R.F.'s)

Officer 2#: You're and you're friends in a lot of trouble, mister, because according to our records, you have no records. You don't exist!

Officer 1#: And that's why you're at The Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. M.E.R.F. for short.

Timmy: I'm not an Alien!

Tigger: Yeah, police-sirs! We're not aliens either!

Otis: We're just farm animals, stuffed animals, disney characters, a pony, a dragon, and some kids!

Mickey: Yeah, we're not aliens!

Twilight: You guys are dumb officers! You guys would know I'm from Equestria.

Officer 2#: Well, these pictures of you on a hovercraft being chased through Dimmsdale by a shape-shifting mambot suggest otherwise.

Officer 1#: And these photos were taken an hour ago.

Timmy: Wait. The Eliminators are back?

Piglet: Oh dear.

Tigger: Uh-oh!

Officer 1#: If I were you, I'd surrender now and let us start dissecting you.

Timmy: I...am...not...an...Alien!

Officer 2#: You think this is a joke, huh? You think we're idiots? Well, I've got news for you. They don't give out high-tech neural stun rays to idiots.

Officer 1#: Or laser blasters able to cut concrete walls five feet thick.

Officer 2#: And you sure don't get a super spy car with a trunk full of spy stuff unless you know what you're doing.

Both: Yeah, we Rock!

(They left)

Officer 2#: I hope they doesn't take the car.

Timmy: Now to find Cosmo and Wanda by linking this computer to the Timmy Cave Supercomputer.

Goofy: With that we'll find Cosmo and Wander in no time.

Timmy: It's "Wanda", not "Wander", Goofy.

Mr. Crocker: Word to the wise: Don't wipe with cactus.

(Back at "Snacks")

Woman: What'll ti be, fellas?

Head Eliminator: Do you have any Uranium?

Woman: Uh, no.

Eliminator 1#: Well'll have the Chicken Fingers.

Woman: That's fine.

Head Eliminator: You guys look totally stupid.

Eliminator 1#: That's because you're stupid.

(He suck the half of "Snacks")

Head Eliminator: Next time, use a straw, will ya?

(Than the TV is on)

Chet Ubetcha: This Chet Ubetcha on this convenient news network. The Quarter Thief/Statue Smasher is on the loose and last seen heading towards Las Vegas. But just like all the stars being gone from the sky, The government assures us we have nothing to worry about.

Head Eliminator: Let's go to Vegas.

(They heading to vegas and Eliminator 1# come back from his orlder)

Eliminator 1#: Do you have any ranch dressing?

(Back to Timmy)

Twilight: Where are Cosmo and Wanda.

Pooh: Where to now?

Timmy: Well, according to this, Cosmo and Wanda are right in front of us, But I don't see--

(Than Cosmo, Wanda and Poof is font of them, and started the car spinning)

All: (Screaming)

(They stopped)

Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! I missed you guys so much.

Duke: And why you all gumballs?

Human Applejack: Um Timmy, Poof's teething on your arm, again.

Timmy: Wow, what a future. Ugh! Jorgen said he to protect you, but this what he camp up with: Gum?

Wanda: Protect us? For what?

Timmy: I'm not sure if this is going to make any sense, but The Darkness is back.

Pooh: And all because of Bowser.

Both: The Darkness, and Bowser is back?

Timmy: And you've got to help us find an Ancient White Wand, 'cause I'm the chosen one.

Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: (Laughing)

Tigger: Hey, what's is big idea, this is serious!

Wanda: Okay, The Darkness and Bowser, I can buy. But you as the Chosen One.

Human Rainbow Dash: Hey! So far, he've been an awesome Chosen One!

Cosmo: And I suppose you want us to believe that the Eliminators and some Villains we know or don't know are chasing you too.

Timmy: Yes, But they can't find me as long as you don't say my name.

Cosmo: You mean Timmy Turner?

(And Eliminators just pops in)

Timmy: Should have seen that coming.

(They start shoting them, Timmy and the others hiding)

Timmy: I can't Believe it's all going to end while I hide behind a spy car full of cool weapons and gadgets. Wait a minute.

(Timmy turn a car into a frezze weapons)

Timmy: Yup, that'll work.

(They frezze Eliminator)

Head Eliminator: Eliminator the Chosen One.

Timmy: Awesome! And now to help you guys get back to fairy form.

(Timmy make Cosmo, Wanda and Poof into theirselfs in gum version)

Timmy: There. Back to Normal... Sorta.

Abby: Looks like it to me.

Tigger: Um. You got me there.

Cosmo: I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind?

(Poof have a big bubble on his butt)

Cosmo: Cool! I like being Gum.

Otis: Ok that's was cool!

Wanda: Do not pop that bubble.

(Than Timmy turn into car a cycle)

Timmy: Okay, let's go find that wand.

(They let go of the cycle again)

Wanda: You stink at riding motorcycles.

(Than M.E.R.F.'s Team just comes in)

Officer 2#: Freeze, Quarter-stealing statue-smashing spy car thief!

Cosmo: And Now you've got bigger problems.

(And than, Darkness just comes in)

Timmy: And even bigger problems!

(also, Cosmo has a big bubble on his butt, too)

Wanda: Don't pop that either.

Officer 2#: Timmy Turner, we're placing you all under arrest by order of M.E.R.F.

Officer 1#: Not to be confused with M.A.R.F., which we have tickets to tonight!

Officer 2#: By the way, cool balloon animal thingies.

Timmy: Do you guys not see that giant swirling portal of death, by control a crazy Evil Clone? Don't you want to do something to stop it? Call the general. Call the President.

Otis: You guys are part of USA, do something!

Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, do something!

Officer 1#: Can't. They're all going to M.A.R.F. It's gonna be awesome!

Officer 2#: We're gonna rock out to crosby, stills and ashes; neil not young; bachman-turner over- the-hill.

Officer 1#: and the M.A.R.F.iest band in the world, KISS!

Jrogen: (Voices in Timmy's head) Find the white wand. It is hidden in the rock and...

Timmy: Sealed with a Kiss! The white wand is a guitar at the M.A.R.F. Festival, starring KISS!

Wanda: Nice work, Timmy. We got to get that guitar so you can stop the Darkness.

Officer 1#: You're not going anywhere.

Officer 2#: Any last words before you're freeze-blasted and dissected?

Timmy: Yes. Wanda, get ready to pop the bubbles.

(Timmy and Wanda pop Cosmo andPoof's bubble and everyone is handing on also, the Officers freeze each ofter)

Timmy: Like I said before, don't mess with the chosen one.

Cosmo: Or captain bubblepants!

Rabbit: Come on. We gotta get to Vegas before the Villains get there first.

(They got on M.E.R.F.'s Jet)

Timmy: Now to hit autopilot and get this hunk of M.E.R.F. to M.A.R.F.

(They toke off and malt the Eliminator, and they toke off, too)

(Mean while back with Villains)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Well, Timmy Turner is heading toward the M.A.R.F festival? Inpressive.

Maleficent: Impressive indeed, and that stupid and dumb poor and his friends are going to find the guardians of that wand.

Jafar: Besides they're gonna win this battle.

Dr. Facilier: What are we gonna do to stop them?!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: But we have to prevent them from finding them.

Hades: And how are we suppose to do that? You failed having that kid, Tino Tonitini all to youself when you were working for Thrax.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: I know. I still will have him! As for Winnie the Pooh and his friends, that is why I have a plan for them.

(now back to Timmy, and they crash a sign)

Cosmo: What happens in Vegas-- Well, you know the rest.

Timmy: Come on!

(Timmy, Pooh and his friends, and Cosmo, Wanda and Poof went last)

Cosmo and Wanda: We're coming, guys!

"Winnie the Pooh meets K.I.S.S."
(at the entrance)

Timmy: Look, pal, I have to get into this festival. It's a long story, but I'm the chosen one.

Man: No one get in without a ticket or backstage pass.

Timmy: Oh, really? Okay. Here's my backstage pass.

(Timmy blast his weapon into the wall)

Man: Uh, oh, enjoy the show.

(They went in)

Men: Give it up for KISS!

(Than KISS just come out)

Paul and Gene: Are you too old to rock and roll?

Crowd: No! Aaah, our backs!!

Timmy: There's the white wand.

Tigger: That's it, that's wand!

Goofy: So let's get it!

Wanda: But how are you going to get onto the stage to get it?

Timmy: Bing.

Human Rainbow Dash: Oh, I had a idea.

(at the stage)

Human Fluttershy: So, what's the plan again?

Human Rainbow Dash: I'm go with Timmy get the wand and you guys hold the rope, got it?

Donald: Yep.

Piglet: What I do?

Tigger: Well, um, I, um, you stay here to look for villains and when we're all set you get the signer when they good to go.

Piglet: Ok.

Timmy: Alright them, just grab the other end of the line, and lower me and Rainbow down. We'll sang the wand you pull us back up.

(They went down to fast)

Both: (Screaming)

(They landed on that guy)

Wanda: I thought you were holding the line.

Cosmo: What line?

Pooh and his friends: Oh, bottle.

Gene: All right! Let's hear a guitar solo, yeah.

Paul: Who the heck is that?

Timmy: (Laughs)

Human Rainbow Dash: Would you believe he's The Chosen One?

KISS: The Chosen One?

(They turn their Instrument to a weapon)

Timmy: So you don't believe?

Gene: We are the galactic guardians of the White Wand.

Human Rainbow Dash: I thought you were KISS.

Paul: That's our day job. We've protected the White Wand for centuries.

Both: Centuries?

Timmy: Wow, you guys are older than you look.

Paul: Why do you think we wear the makeup?

Gene: And we knew that someday either an agent of the Darkness or a Chosen Savior would come to claim it.

Paul: If you're the Chosen One, you must Prove it. And you might want to hurry.

Piglet: It's that tumble is rumbling, Pooh?

Pooh: I'm think not, Piglet.

Timmy: Ok, Ok, how do I prove it?

Gene: Bequeath to us Chosen Harkness, and this ax is yours to light the the Darkness. Yeah.

Human Rainbow Dash: What the heck does that mean?

Paul: We were hopping he knew.

(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Pooh and the ofter comes down)

Wanda: Timmy, they can't give you the wand until you recite the Chosen One creed or say some ancient code or something.

Pooh: I'll give a try to figure it out the puzzle.

Tigger: You know what it is? So, What does the code say?

Pooh: I've got no clue. How about you?

Tigger: Nope.

Timmy: But I don't know any ancient code. All I know is, I was eased from everyone's memories. We've barely escaped being destroyed by the Eliminators and The Villains, figured out an impossible KISS riddle, got chased by M.E.R.F to get to M.A.R.F. only to have you tell me I need a secret code, which I don't have 'cause I'm plain old TIMMY TURNER!!!!

Otis: He said his name out loud, didn't he?

Paul: Yeah, and it kind of echoed a bit.

(Than Eliminators and Villains comes in)

Jafar: Now we've got ya!

Head Eliminator: Eliminate the Chosen One!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Get them!

(They start shouting them)

Tigger: Look out! We're under attack!

(They start hiding)

Gene: Okay, we believe you. The White Wand is yours.

Timmy: Awesome! What do i do with it?

Paul: You're kidding, right?

Head Eliminator: Show's over, Chosen One.

Gene: The show is never over. Time to rock and roll!

(The KISS start shout them back, Head Eliminator got rid their weapons)

Paul: Okay, all our weapons are bye-bye.

Timmy: Not every weapon. Poof, look! A teething ring!

(Poof destroy Head Eliminator weapon)

Gene: And now it's time for you to be Eliminator.

(He malt Head Eliminator)

Cosmo: That's what I call bad breath.

Otis: Looks like they gone forever.

(It turn more Eliminators)

Pig: Um, there's more of them.

Otis: Milk-me.

(And they start shouting again)

All: (Screaming)

Timmy: You're not very good Guardians.

Paul: Well, you're not the greatest Chosen One either, bub.

(They destroy the place they hiding)

Dr. Facilar: Now you all gonna be gone, tonight.

Winnie the Pooh: We're trapped!

Piglet: Oh dear.

Tigger: Uh oh.

Timmy: But we got to do something. an army's not just just going to fall from the sky and help us.

Juandissimo: (Voice) That's what you think, Chosen One!

(The other Fairly comes form the sky)

Cosmo: It's the other fairies... with bubble butts!

Juandissimo: Bubble butt brigade, ATTACK!

(They start attacked the Eliminator)

Timmy: You did it!

Mickey: Hah! Your plan failed, Clone!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, really? Oh, Darkness?

Timmy: (Gasp)

(The Darkness comes in)

Juandissimo: We don't have enough gum to stop that.

Paul: Light the Darkness, Timmy. You're the Chosen One. This is what you were chosen for.

Timmy: But I don't know how to play guitar.

Gene: Timmy, don't play it; feel it.

(He start playing ti)

Timmy: I--I feel it!

(He start playing still, than he light the Darkness)

All: Keep rocking, Chosen One!

(H light it, again)

Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, you're doing it!

Otis: Rock n roll!!!

(But Timmy went too far)

Wanda: Okay, maybe that's too far.

Paul: No, it's not.

Gene: Dude, that's a long tongue.

(He light it one more time)

Wanda: It's working.

(it take all the Eliminators, than it destpire)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Noo!!!!

Jafar: Curse you, TIMMY TURNER!!!!!

Hades: WHAT?!!!!! Impossible!!

Piglet: Oh on shoot, shoot!

(The Villains runs away)

(At fairly World, Jorgen falling from the sky)

Jrogen: (Screaming) He did it! and man, was it dark in there.

(Back to Timmy)

Man: Awesome light show.

Cosmo: is it over?

(Now it stars are back in the sky)

Timmy: Now it's over. So you guys are actually fairly warriors?

Paul: We prefer the term...

Gene: MAGIC ORDER OF ROCKING FAIRIES! Yeah.

Cosmo: You mean M.O.R.F.? Not to be confused with M.E.R.F.

(Than Mr and Mrs. Turners and Mr. Crocker just comes in)

Mr. Turner: Yes! We finally made it to M.A.R.F.

Mrs. Turner: But we missed the show.

Mr. Crocker: And it looks like they really blew the lid off the place too, man.

Mr. Turner: NOOOOOO! Where are the bathrooms?

Paul and Gene: We should, like, party.

"It's Party Time!"
(At fairy World)

Wanda: You did it, Timmy. You found the white wand and stopped the Darkness.

Pooh: And you stop Evil Clone and Villains, too!

Tigger: Way to go Timmy-boy!

Timmy: And since they missed M.A.R.F., I got mom, dad, and Crocker and M.E.R.F. the best seats in the house.

Wanda: How did you get Jrogen to let you do that?

Jorgen: 'Cause he's the Chosen One and I own him one. But I'm erasing all their memory of Fairy World when the show is over.

Timmy: I gotta say it's good to be the Chosen One.

(Than some guys just come in)

Turbo Thunder: At last! I, Turbo Thunder, The Chosen One, have completed my training and have arrived to obtain the White Wand and to light the Darkness. And there it is. From Titanium Teeth and Pits of Wonder, sing, White Wand with Turbo Thunder!

(He grab the wand)

Turbo Thunder: Stand down, Evil space hole of destruction! Where's the big, scary space hole? There's supposed to be a big, scary space hole. Am I late?

Tigger: Who is this nutjob?

Mickey: Wait, he's the Chosen One? And Timmy is not?!

Jorgen: What? You saw the Cave Drawing too. Pink hat, buck teeth, T.T. I'm not perfect, okay?

Wanda: It doesn't matter, Timmy. You'll always be our Chosen One.

Otis: Well, looks like the universe is save for now.

Mickey: Yep. Looks like it.

Twilight: I wonder what we'll do today after.

Human Pinkie Pie: Let's party!!!

Goofy: Yeah, let's celebrate! Besides the villains ran away.

Spike: Yeah. It's a good to know.

Abby: Good thing,  the bad guys retreated after all.

Peck: Unless she have a new plan to come back.

Otis: -Ah, what are the odds of that?

(up at space)

Man: This is the Big Dipper Brigade. We're clear in the night sky. No signs of the Darkness. Wh-what is-- Oh, No!

Timmy: Well, it's great to know that everything is fine in the universe.

(Than, the stars in the sky is gone again, and meanwhile at back with the Villains)

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"The Battle/The Magic of Smile"
Timmy: Phew. One down, seven to go.

Polar Bear: I have been waiting for you.

Goofy: A talking Polar Bear?

Human Fluttershy: You must be the Guardian of the Ice Wand.

Timmy: What do I have to do to prove I'm the chosen one?

Polar Bear: Are you the Chosen One?

Timmy: Yep.

Polar Bear: Oh, works for me, beaver boy. By the way I thinks this Crown you looking for?

(Bear give the crown to Twilight)

Twilight: Thank you.

Polar Bear: You're welcome. (clears throat) "From outer moons to distant suns, the Ice Wands grows for the Chosen One."

(Than Ice Wand just appear and Others just comes in)

Wanda: Timmy, you're okay.

Jorgen: And you guys found the final wand, which is really big, like my ears. I just heard a fly break wind in Africa.

(Jorgen now had small ears)

Tigger: Good thing the Villains are not here.

(Piglet saw something he got panic)

Piglet: Oh..... Dear.....! (Screaming) Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Shim... Shim... Shim...!

Rabbit: Try be pacific.

Mickey: What's going on, Piglet?

Otis: Did you see something scaring?

Piglet: Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Shim... Shim... Shim...! Evil Sunset Shimmer.

(Everyone got scared)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: That's right!

Dr. Failier: And us to.

Hades: And we're here to destroy you all!

Jafar: By the way, we had you're pet.

(he show Spike)

Spike: Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: Don't hurt him!

Mickey: Alright, Clone, DROP THE DOG?!

Sunset Shimmer: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. I'm not a monster, mouse. [to Jafar] Let him go.

Jafar: As you wish, boss.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: You're no gonna stop us, that easy, chosen one. Give me the crown, and Darkness won't hurt you tonight. Or keep it and It'll destroy the Earth!

All: (gasp)

Sunset Shimmer: Tick-tock, Turner. We haven't got all day. It'll destroy the universe in one piece. So, what's your answer?

Timmy: No.

Sunset Shimmer: What!? Earth! Your home! You'll die this is destroy! Don't you see what it about to do to this planet?!

Timmy: Yes, but I've also seen what you've been able to do here without magic. All these, you boss want destroy Pooh and all because he's stopping every time his plans is doing with universe. If I give of being a chosen one, I allow it to fall into Bowser's hands.

Twilight: Yeah! So go ahead. Destroy the this plant. You are not getting this crown!

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Fine. You win.

Human Rainbow Dash : You... are... so awesome!

Human Applejack : I can't believe you were gonna do that for us!

Human Rarity : It's no wonder you're a real live princess!

Evil Sunset Shimmer : Oh, yes, she's so  very  special! [to Snips and Snails] Grab him, you fools!

Spike : [whimpering]

Rainbow Dash : Spike! Spike! Fluttershy!

Evil Sunset Shimmer : I'll take that! [chuckles evilly] At last! More power than I could ever imagine!

(She puts on the crown then she transforms into a demon)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: That's It! That's how you gonna destroy the Darkness, Oh, that dump. By the way, we was bluffing when I said darkness was going to destroy the Earth. Bowser don't want to rule this plant He want universe! And with the Darkness and Villains behind me, he will get!

Twilight Sparkle: No, you're not!

Otis: Not if we stop you!

Timmy: Yeah, you'll never rule the universe, Evil clone.

Tigger: Yeah, clone, We'll stop you!

Rabbit: That's right.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, please! What exactly do you think you're going to do to stop us? We have magic, and all of you have nothing!

Timmy: Oh yeah, we'll try some of this!

(He shoots an rock at her)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Ow! Why you little!

Jafar: Okay, showtime!

Goofy: Not for long! Mickey's gonna put you in your lamp!

Jafar: (gasps)

(Mickey rubs the lamp, traping Jafar, and Maleficent)

Jafar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Maleficent: It can not be!

Tigger: Now to send this back to where it can never be found for good. A one. A two. A FIRE!!!

(He launch the lamp into a far away distance)

Twilight: That'll take care of Jafar and Maleficent.

Dr. Facilier: But no me!

(He traps Pooh and his friends in a cage)

Tigger: Boy that's really a big salesman.

Rabbit: Oh, dear, suddenly fighting the villains wasn't such a good idea.

Dr. Facilier: Now you're going to spend the rest of your lives being a pile of dust!

Otis: Oh Yeah! How about I take that charm of yours! (grabs the charm)

Dr. Facilier: [gasps]

Otis: And smash it. [smashes the charm]

Dr. Facilier: No! No! Gah!! How am I going to pay back my dept! [gasps as he sees the spirits] Friends!

Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!

Dr. Facilier: No! I’m not ready at all! In fact I’ve got lots of more plans!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Dr. Facilier: This is just a…mindless setback and a major operation…AAA!!!… Once I look for another spell we’ll be back in business! I still got that Pooh and his friends locked away… I just need a little more time. [gasps] No! Don’t please no! GAH!!! Just a little more time! I’d promised I’ll pay yawl back I promise! [screams]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[A gravestone of Dr. Facilier appeared]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Tigger" Dah-haha! Now that's what I call shreiffing!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hades: But you can't get me!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Donald: Try this! (blows out Hade's hair)

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hades: Whoa! Is my hair out?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Mickey punches Hades as he lands into the pit of Souls)

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hades: Get off me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! I feel like I'm getting... FLUUUUUUUUUSHED!

Evil Sunset Shimmer : [evil laughter] Gee, the gang really is  all back together again. [evil laughter] Now step aside Pooh Bear has tried to destroy the Darkness one too many times already! He needs to be dealt with!

Pooh: Oh, Botter.

(Every one protect him)

Evil Sunset Shimmer: [evil laughter] What!?

Twilight Sparkle : The magic contained in my Element was able to unite with those that helped create it! [echoing] Honesty! Kindness! Laughter! Generosity! Loyalty! Magic! Together with a crown, they create a power beyond anything you could imagine, but it is a power you don't have the ability to control! The crown may be upon your head, Sunset Shimmer, but you cannot wield it, because you do not possess the most powerful magic of all: the magic of friendship!

Evil Sunset Shimmer : No! [screaming] What is happening?!

Timmy: Because, you can't control Darkness, when bad or good. With my power and  Element of Harmony makes light the Darkness with a magic celestial smile! (He claps two times) I wish we were all back in Dimmsadle.

( Element of Harmony and all the wands come together to light the Darkness)

It's Lost Forever/Ending Scene
[back to Patchy]

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Potty: Let's watch it again.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: [chuckles] That's a great idea, Potty. [looks on the table] Where's the remote? [continues searching] Where's the remote? [stands up] Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head] Eh... [falls to the floor]

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Potty: Brawk!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: [stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote] My remote! [goes to the window] Thanks, stranger!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Mrs. Johnson: [outside, in a wheelchair] Don't mention it, Patchy! [flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind]

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? [presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV] No, that's not it. [presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV] Doh! Wrong again. [keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over]

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Potty: Brawk! Let me do it!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: No, get away! [the lights go out] That's the light switch! [the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch]

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: [continues pressing buttons on the remote] Rewind... darn you! [suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape]

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Patchy: No! [tries to stop the tape from spewing out] Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! [gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling] Oh no! I've ruined Pooh's next Adventures Film! Now it's lost forever!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Potty: Brawk! Lost forever!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess Today Pooh's Adventure Film will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, Winnie the Pooh will live on in our hearts and in our minds. Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost. <p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">(THE END)