Kronk's Speaking Squirrel

Yzma: No, no, no! We've searched every village surrounding the palace... and still no sign of Kuzco. Where is he? Kronk!

Kronk: Kronk here.

Yzma: I'm getting tired. Pull over.

Kronk: Sure thing. Kronk out.

(He sits like a puppy and Yzma opens the tent-door)

(She steps down on him)

(She gets stuck on the quicksand while she is walking)

Yzma: Perfect. These are my best shoes. I hate this jungle.

(The bugs appear buzzing around her)

Kronk: Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo. I am loving this.

(She runs away from the bugs and falls on the muddy ground)

(The squirrel chatters offering her an acorn)

Yzma: Get away from me!

(The squirrel runs to Kronk and chatters)

Kronk: Yeah. Tell me about it.

(It chatters)

Kronk: No, no, it's not you. She's not the easiest person to get close to. There's a wall there. Trust me.

Yzma: Are you talking to that squirrel?

Stromboli: When did you speak?

Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh... and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures. Please continue.

(The squirrel continues chattering)

Yzma: Why me? Why me?

Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy has had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.

Yzma: (smiles) Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.

(The squirrel grumbles)

Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna talk to you.

Yzma: (frowns) Well, then you ask him.

Kronk: I hate being in the middle. Squeaky, uh... squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.

(The squirrel chatters)

Kronk: Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal.

(It continues chattering)

Kronk: Uh, could you give us a little room here?

Yzma: Uh, sorry.

Squirrel: Uh-uh.

Kronk: A little bit more, please.

(Yzma goes far away from Kronk and the squirrel)

Yzma: How's this?

Kronk: Yeah, that's good.

Yzma: Now ask him which way the talking llama went!

Kronk: Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.

(The squirrel chatters pointing the way)

(A minute later)

(Stromboli, Frollo, Clayton, Syndrome and Kronk, carrying Yzma, run to find Kuzco)