Ben 10 meets Aladdin/Transcript

Opening
(The film starts off with opening credits, when a man riding a camel in the desert)
 * [Peddler]
 * Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam.
 * Where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense.
 * It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.
 * When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west,
 * And the sand in the glass is right.
 * Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly
 * to another Arabian night.
 * Arabian nights, like Arabian days.
 * More often than not, are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways.
 * Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons.
 * A fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes.

(Then, the camel gets tired and lies flat on its belly as the peddler slides down) (Camera tilts down to find Jafar sitting on his horse and Iago on his shoulder. Gazeem comes riding up to the pair.) (Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, and the insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of Jafar's hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes.) (All ride off, following the glowing speck of light, until it reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune.  All that remains are two glowing points of light on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a giant lion's head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.) (Gazeem starts to approach the lion's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes.) (Gazeem reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.) (Gazeem turns to Jafar with a questioning look.) (Gazeem hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foot down.  Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back, but the lion's mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal.  All that are left are Jafar, Iago, and the two separated halves of the medallion.) (Iago unburied himself from the sand, coughing as he does so.)
 * Peddler: Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer- (Camera zooms in hitting peddler in the face) Too close, a little too close. (Camera zooms back out to CU)There.Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh.  Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries.  Will not break (taps it on the table), will not--(it falls apart)--it broke.  Ooohhh!  Look at this! Pulls out Tupperware) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open, makes a raspberry sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins to pan to right. He hurries to catch it.) Wait, don't go!  (Stop pan.) I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare.  I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. (He pulls the magic lamp out from his sleeve.) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. (Another pan, this one slower to left. Again, he'd rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (He pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand.) It begins on a dark night (Peddler throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape.), where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.
 * Jafar: You are late.
 * Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One.
 * Jafar: You have it, then?
 * Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. [Jafar tries to nab it] Ah-ah-ahhh. The treasure. [Iago steals it from his hand] Ow!
 * Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
 * Iago: What's coming to you. Awk!
 * Jafar: Quickly! Follow the trail. Faster.
 * Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders.
 * Iago: Awk. Cave of Wonders!
 * Gazeem: By Allah...
 * Jafar: Now, remember. Bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine.
 * Iago: Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
 * Jafar: Shh.
 * Cave: [echoing rumble] Who disturbs my slumber?
 * Gazeem: [thief gasps] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
 * Cave: Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies within. A diamond in the rough.
 * Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on.
 * Jafar: No!
 * Cave: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.
 * Iago: [coughing] I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so tickled off that I'm molting.
 * Jafar: Patience, Iago. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
 * Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big...
 * Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.

At Agrabah/Meeting Aladdin/"One Jump Ahead
(Ben and his Team arrived to Arabia Egypt)
 * Ben Tennyson:

(Cut to a rooftop, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread.  He almost drops it over the edge.) (He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them.  He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes.  Finally, he's nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when...)
 * Razoul: Stop! Thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat.
 * Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa!
 * Guard 1#: There he is!
 * Guard 2#: You won't get away so easy!
 * Aladdin: You think that was easy?
 * Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, follow me. We'll find him.
 * Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
 * Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
 * Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
 * Razoul: Gotcha.
 * Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
 * Razoul: And this time... [monkey squeaking]
 * Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.
 * Abu: Abu.
 * Kevin Levin: Back off guard!


 * Aladdin: Well, look what we have here


 * Aladdin: Well I'm Aladdin and this my monkey, Abu.
 * Abu: Abu.
 * Aladdin: Come on let's get outta here!
 * [Aladdin]
 * Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline
 * One swing ahead of the sword
 * I steal only what I can't afford
 * That's everything!

(Aladdin battles a guard wielding a sword. He dodges a couple of swings, then pulls down the guard's pants. Abu raspberries the guard, then dodges an attack. The guard swings at Aladdin, but destroys a barrel of fish. As Aladdinruns off, the guard pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.)
 * [Aladdin]
 * One jump ahead of the lawmen
 * That's all, and that's no joke
 * These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!

(Aladdin, Abu, Tino and the heroes scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down on top of another guard.)
 * [Guards]
 * (one at a time) Riffraff! Street rat!
 * Scoundrel! Take that!
 * [Aladdin]
 * Just a little snack guys.

(ALADDIN scampers to the top of a platform. The GUARDS shake the platform back and fro trying to knock him off.)
 * [Guards]
 * Rip him open, take it back guys!
 * [Aladdin]
 * I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
 * You're my only friend, Abu!

(ALADDIN jumps off the platform to certain death, only to grab ABU's hands like an acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.)
 * Woman: Who?!?
 * [Female woman]
 * Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
 * He's become a one-man rise in crime

(ABU finds a plate full of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a chipmunk.)
 * [A another woman]
 * I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!
 * [Aladdin]
 * Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
 * Tell you all about it when I got the time!

(ALADDIN and ABU exit. Cut to MUSCLEMAN flexing to a crowd. The GUARDS rush past. Cut to ALADDIN and ABU behind the MUSCLEMAN, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered.)
 * [Aladdin]
 * One jump ahead of the slowpokes
 * One skip ahead of my doom
 * Next time gonna use a nom de plume.


 * Razoul: There he is!
 * [Aladdin]
 * One jump ahead of the hitmen
 * One hit ahead of the flock
 * I think I'll take a stroll around the block.

(A chase sequence, in which ALADDIN and ABU, pursued by the GUARDS, race through a flock of sheep, hurdle a MAN sleeping on a bed of nails {of course one extremely large GUARD lands on him}. ABU disguises himself with jewels until a SHOPKEEPER discovers him.
 * [Crowd]
 * Stop, thief! Vandal!


 * [Aladdin]
 * Abu!?


 * [Crowd]
 * (Outrage!) Scandal!


 * [Aladdin]
 * Let's not be too hasty

(ALADDIN is surrounded by GUARDS in front of a door. The door opens and a large, ugly LADY comes out.)
 * [Lady]
 * Still, I think he's rather tasty

(ALADDIN tumbles away, then puts his arm around a GUARD, acting like they're all chums.)
 * [Aladdin]
 * Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
 * Otherwise we'd get along!
 * [Guards]
 * WRONG!

(They all jump into a pile and fight. When they stop, ALADDIN and ABU are gone. They are sneaking away in barrels. They run across a flaming pit, followed by GUARDS who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. ALADDIN and ABU pass a SWORD SWALLOWER, then ABU goes back, pulls the sword out of the SWALLOWER's mouth. ABU advances on the guards, who retreat in fear.) (ABU sets the sword down gently, then runs. ALADDIN and ABU are once again surrounded, with GUARDS coming from left and right. (They jumps up and climbs a robe trick being done on the street, as the GUARDS all crash into each other.)
 * Guard 1#: He's got a sword!
 * Razoul: You idiot--we've ALL got swords!!
 * Doraemon: Going up!!!
 * [Aladdin]
 * One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!
 * [Crowd]
 * Vandal!
 * [Aladdin]
 * One hop ahead of the hump!
 * [Crowd]
 * Street rat!
 * [Aladdin]
 * One trick ahead of disaster
 * [Crowd]
 * Scoundrel!
 * [Aladdin]
 * They're quick--but I'm much faster
 * [Crowd]
 * Take that!

(The GUARDS chase ALADDIN up a staircase into a room. He grabs a carpet and jumps out the window)
 * [Aladdin]
 * Here goes, better throw my hand in
 * Wish me happy landin'
 * All I gotta do is jump!

(The GUARDS follow him out the window, but they go straight down to the street, and land in a pile with the sign "Crazy Hakim's Discount Fertilizer." ALADDIN uses the carpet as a parachute to land safely and out of danger. ALADDIN and ABU high-five each other.)

Prince Achmed/"One Jump Ahead (Reprise)"
(Abu sees Aladdin walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of people. He sees Prince Achmed riding on a horse.)
 * Rook Blonko: I wonder what's going on over there?

(Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. As our heroes gasp in fear. The boy runs out in front of the Achmed’s horse, startling it.) (Achmed brings up his whip to attack the children, but Aladdin jumps in front of them and catches the whip.) (Achmed kicks Aladdin into a mud puddle. The crowd laugh at him.)
 * Bystander 1#: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
 * Bystander 2#: Another suitor for the princess.
 * Prince Achmed: Out of my way, you filthy brats!
 * Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners!
 * Prince Achmed: Oh--I teach you some manners!