Meeting Mushu/At the Moo-Shung Camp

This is how meeting Mushu and at the Moo-Shung Camp goes in Ryan and Crash meets Mulan.

[We see Ryan and the gang with Khan watching Mulan]

Mulan: Okay. Okay, how about this: [in a deep voice] Excuse me, where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly and tough. [fumbles with the sword, dropping it to the geound]

[Khan rolls with laughter then gets hit by a shoe]

Mulan: I'm working on it!

Ryan F-Freeman: I like that thing you're working on, Mulan.

Mulan: Thanks.

Meg Griffin: I hope this armor I am wearing is cool. Check this one. [in her man voice] Hello, partner. You joining the army as well? Oh, I can see you got a sword. I got one too. They are great. [unshethes Frollo's Sword]

Ryan F-Freeman: [surprised] Wow. Nice one on the man voice, Meg.

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. When did Meg learn to talk like a man, Master Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: I taught her that, Matau.

Mulan: Oh, who am I fooling.

Ryan F-Freeman: It would take a miracle to get to the army, Mulan.

Mushu: [appears as a shadow on a big rock, surrounded by smoke and fire] Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear ya say "Aaah!"

Ryan, Mulan and the gang: AUGHH!!!

Mushu: That's close enough!

Mulan: A ghost.

Meg Griffin: I think so.

Mushu: Get ready, Mulan, your seventeenth halation is at hand, for I have beeen sent by your Ancestors...[He glances down at Crickee, who is making finger-shadows of a dragon's head, and kicks him.] ..to guide you through your and Meg's masqurade. [to Cri-Kee] C'mon, you're gonna stay, you're gonna work for me. [to Mulan] So heed my words, cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death.

Evil Anna: [gulps]

Orla Ryan: If you know Mulan and Meg, Who are you?

Mushu: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the plesureable, the indestructible Mushu.

[They stare at the tiny dragon for a moment]

Mushu: Ah, I'm pretty hot, huh?

[Khan immediately steps all over Mushu, but Mulan stops Khan]

Sci-Ryan: Is he okay?

Ryan F-Freeman: I guess.

Mulan: My ancestors sent a lizard to help me?

Ryan F-Freeman: I guess. He is a lizard.

Mushu: Hey, dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.

[He hisses]

Evil Ryan: Got us there.

Sci-Ryan: You look... Umm.

Mushu: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?

Mulan: Tiny!

Mushu: Of course! I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright.

[Khan tries to chomp Mushu]

Bertram T. Monkey: Down, Bessy.

Mushu: Thank you. [to Mulan] My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.

[Meg gasps and Mulan slaps Mushu]

Mulan: All right. That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis..

Mulan: [covers Mushu's mouth] Stop! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.

Meg Griffin: Same here.

Evil Anna: Did he call Khan a cow?

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. Even though he didn't know that Khan is a horse. Like Shining, Moon Dancer and Cadence here.

Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. You clear on that?

[Mulan nods]

Meg Griffin: Maybe we could introduce ourselves, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, Mushu. Names Ryan. Prime-prince of Friendship.

Matau T. Monkey: I'm Matau. And that's Crash, Evil Ryan, Bertram, Shining Armor and some others we know.

Mushu: Nice to meet ya, Ryan and Friends. And.. who is that boy with you?

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. That's... Uhh....

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