The next morning(scene)

This is how the next morning goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 3.

[The next morning, Twilight and Thomas wake up]

Thomas:[yawns] Good morning, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Good morning, Thomas. [burps] Ooops. Morning breath.

Thomas: I know. Isn't it wonderful?

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, Thomas.

[The doors burst open and Pinkie, Cody and Discord come in]

Cody Fairbrother and Discord: Good morning~ Good morning~

Pinkie Pie: The sun is shining through~

Cody Fairbrother: Good morning~

Discord: Good morning~

Pinkie Pie and Cody Fairbrother: To you~

Discord: And you~

Pinkie Pie: [to one of her tank ponies] And you~

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice singing, you three.

Pinkie Pie: [as the tank ponies leave] They grow up so fast.

Cody Fairbrother: What are you talking about, Pinkie?

Pinkie Pie: I'm saying what Donkey said, Cody.

Thomas: Not fast enough.

[Zecora walks in]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hello, Zecora. You know what Thomas has to do?

Zecora: Yes. There are several knightly activities that require his assistance.

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice, Zecora. I hope you did your rhyming in Equestria.[to Thomas] I just want to inform you that Twilight's brother is sick.

Thomas: I know. And I can't wait to get started. [falls back to sleep]

Ryan F-Freeman: C'mon, Thomas. You can do those things. The Dazzlings are in the ballroom singing.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah. C'mon lazy bones. It's time to get moving. [pulls off the cover and screams when she sees Thomas' bare legs]

Ryan F-Freeman: What you need to get is a pair of pyjamas.

[As they walk into a room, the title is encased in a glass painting above them: Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 3]

Adagio Dazzle: Wow, Ryan. You and Sci-Ryan did well on that title.

[Ryan nods]

Twilight Sparkle: Okay. First on the to-do list: Knighting.

Thomas: Should be a piece of cake.

Ryan F-Freeman: You might need my Keyblade.[give Thomas his Keyblade]

Thomas: Why?

Ryan F-Freeman: Because you can knight someone.

Thomas: Yeah. But how do I do it?

Aria Blaze: Maybe, Zecora can demonstrate.

Drift: Allow me, human. [places his sword one way and then the other]

Ryan F-Freeman:[whispering] Drift. You know that Aria Blaze is a siren.

Drift: I know. But Sirens are a myth.

[Ryan turns Drift's head so he can see the Dazzlings]

Drift: Oh. Now let me teach.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Drift.[to Matau] You and I are sure that the Dazzlings are known to sing from time to time.

Drift: They sing all the time.

Matau T. Monkey: Thanks, Drift.[to Adagio] You and Master Ryan got some songs to sing?

Adagio Dazzle: Maybe. But why don't we just let Thomas do his thing.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Adagio. Let's watch.

Thomas: Okay. Here goes nothing. I knight thee.

[He stabs the knight instead]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ow! That's gonna hurt.[to Adagio] Right, Adagio?

[Adagio nods. Later]

Cody Fairbrother: Ok, Zecora. What's next on the list?

Zecora: Next: Christening a ship.

Adagio Dazzle: That will be easy.[to Ryan] Right, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: You got that right, Adagio.[high-fives Adagio]

Thomas: Okay. This shouldn't be too hard. Here goes nothing.

Sonata Dusk: No pressure, Thomas.

[Thomas leans against the ship but he pushes on it]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh, boy.

Thomas: Woops.

Crash Bandicoot: Throw the bottle, Thomas!

[Thomas does]

Ryan F-Freeman: I hope the ship stops.

[The bottle hits the ship and it sinks. The sails burn up]

Adagio Dazzle: Cody. Get Twilight's crown and a fire extinguisher!

[Cody does]

Cody Fairbrother: I'll put out the fire![puts Twilight's crown on his head]

[He transforms]

Ryan F-Freeman: Cody turned into a she-demon of himself??

[Sunset nods]

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. Mal's gone to the Poison Apple.

[Later]

Adagio Dazzle: Ok, Thomas. Here's the last thing on the list.

Thomas: What is it?

Ryan F-Freeman: Let me check, Adagio.[looks at the list]

Thomas: Let me guess. Makeover.

Adagio Dazzle: Yes, Thomas.

Thomas: [sighs] Whoa!

Ryan F-Freeman: Emmet and I'll help the guys with the makeover.

[They get to work]

Ryan F-Freeman: A little here. A little there and ta da!

Thomas: Uh, is this really nessacry.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm sure it is. I'll go with the Dazzlings to the ballroom. You know like the Dazzlings I am known to sing from time to time.

Zecora: Okay, people. This isn't a rehearsel. Let's see some hustle.

Matau T. Monkey: Zecora's right.[to the Dazzlings] You and Master Ryan are known to sing from time to time.

Pinkie Pie: Smiles, everyone. Smiles.

Ryan F-Freeman: Good luck, Thomas.

Thomas: I don't know how much longer I can keep this up, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: I hope you can do it until my brother gets better.

Thomas: [sighs] I guess you're right, Twilight. I hope Ryan will find a cure soon.

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas?

Thomas: Yes, Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Aren't you forgetting something?

Thomas: Oh yeah. A kiss.

[As they try to kiss, their outfits get in the way]

Thomas: Uh. I feel an itch and I can't scratch it.

[Twilight giggles]

Thomas: No. Literally. I got an itch and I can't scratch.

Ryan F-Freeman: Let me help.

Matau T. Monkey: I'll do it, Master Ryan. You go find the Dazzlings.

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay.

[Ryan goes to find the Dazzlings]

Matau T. Monkey: Okay, Thomas. Hold still.

Thomas: Ok, Matau.

[Matau scratches his itch]

Alvin: [giggles]

Thomas: What's so funny, Alvin?

Alvin: Sorry, Thomas. It's just that Matau is scratching you.

Simon: But your also showing your butt.

Matau T. Monkey: Should you three be with Master Ryan and the Dazzlings?

Theodore: Oh, that's right. Follow me guys.

Alvin: I hope that we should sing with them.

[Out in the ball room]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, girls. I hope that we sing well with some songs.

Announcer: Now presenting Princess Twilight and Sir Thomas.

Adagio Dazzle: Here we go, Ryan.

[The song Music In Our Hearts starts playing]

Adagio Dazzle: Got the music in our hearts~

Ryan F-Freeman: We're here to blow this thing apart~

Sonata Dusk: And together~

Aria Blaze: We will never~

Ryan F-Freeman and Adagio Dazzle: Be afraid of the dark~

Adagio Dazzle: Here to sing our song out loud~

Ryan F-Freeman: Get you dancing with the crowd~

Sonata Dusk: As the music of our friendship~

Ryan F-Freeman and the Dazzlings: Survives~ Survives~ Survives~

Alivn: Wow, Ryan. You and the Dazzlings did well with your singing.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks.

Simon: You're, welcome. You look good in your anthro-pony form.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know.

[The curtains open to reveal Thomas and Twilight]

Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa!! [to the Dazzlings] Girls! Shield your eyes![covers his eyes]

[They do]

Alvin: What?[looks at Thomas] Oh man! The moon's out!

Theodore: What does that mean?

Simon: He means that Thomas has got his butt showing, Theodore.

[Matau is still scratching Thomas' butt]

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau!

Matau T. Monkey: What?

Alvin: Your master wants you, Matau.

Matau T. Monkey: What is it?

Ryan F-Freeman: Thomas is showing his butt.

Matau T. Monkey: Huh?

[Matau looks down at Thomas' butt]

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas!

[Thomas turns]

[Matau climbs off and runs to Ryan]

Thomas: Huh? Oh.

[Thomas breathes in and his buckle comes off]

Ryan F-Freeman: Uh-oh!

[It rolls under Pinkie's hoof]

Matau T. Monkey:[in Buck's voice] Take cover!!

[Pinkie steps on it]

Sonata Dusk: Protect me, Ryan!

Ryan F-Freeman: It's a buckle, Sonata.

Sonata Dusk: Oh. Right.

Pinkie Pie: Ow!

Cody Fairbrother: Are you ok, Pinkie Pie?

Pinkie Pie: [stumbling backwards] I think so.

Aria Blaze: Pinkie Pie. Look where you're going!

[Pinkie backs into a woman]

Ryan F-Freeman:[facepalms] I hope She's ok, Aria.

Woman: What are you doing? [throws Pinkie aside]

Aria Blaze: Pinkie's fine, Ryan.

[Pinkie lands on a knight]

Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa!

Crash Bandicoot: Ouch!

[The axe flies over their heads]

Adagio Dazzle: That was a close shave, Ryan.

Twilight Sparkle: [screams]

Thomas: Twilight!

[Thomas trips]

Matau T. Monkey: I hope the green gas doesn't come out.

Thomas: Are you okay?

Twilight Sparkle: I'm alright, Thomas.

[Matau is kicked into the plate of shrimp]

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau! Are you ok?

Matau T. Monkey: I'm okay.

Crash Bandicoot: Phew.[notices the green mist] What's that?

Adagio Dazzle: And what's that smell?

Ryan F-Freeman: Might be fire and negative energy, Adagio.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Shrimp! My favourite.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yup. It's fire.

[The audience screams and runs off]

Matau T. Monkey: Should you and the Dazzlings absorb the negative energy now, Master Ryan?

Adagio Dazzle: Maybe later, Matau. Right now, run!!

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Adagio!![runs out of the room]

[The top of the stage comes off and lands on the stage]

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry. I've got a fire extinguisher.

[Thomas and Twilight are lifted up]

Crash Bandicoot: This does not look like it could end well.

Cody Fairbrother: I think so, Crash.[to the Dazzlings] You think that you and Ryan should absorb the negative energy?

[They do and run out. Thomas is hit in the face by food tray. In their bedroom]

Thomas: That's it! We're leaving.

Ryan F-Freeman: Why, Thomas?

Adagio Dazzle: Ahem [shows him a video]

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. Thanks, Adagio.

Aria Blaze: This film has the Shrek the Third plotline so get used to it.

Matau T. Monkey: I agree with Aria, Master Ryan.

Twilight Sparkle: Please, calm down.

Thomas: Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am a Tank Engine. I'm not cut out for this, Twilight, and I never will be.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know, Thomas. I hope Shining Armor will be better soon.

Thomas: I appreciate you trying to cheer me up, Ryan, but I still can't get over it. [lays back in bed sighing]

Sonata Dusk: Is Shining Armor sick, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes he is, Sonata. Thomas had to fill in for him. Like Shrek has to fill in for Fiona's farther, King Harold.

Aria Blaze: You think you found a cure, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: We don't have to. Shrek 3 plotline.

Aria Blaze: Ok, Ryan. Remind me to have Shining Armor in some films later.

[Thomas touches noses with Pinkie]

Pinkie Pie: Well, Donkey and I think it went pretty well.

Thomas: PINKIE!

[He grabs her]

Pinkie Pie: What? Come on now, Thomas!

Thomas: [chucks her out] Out you go!

[He shuts the door]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. Tough crowd.

Zecora: Some people just don't understand bountries.

Sonata Dusk: I agree, Zecora.

Ryan F-Freeman: Zecora. I think you should give Thomas some alone time.

Zecora: Ok, Ryan. If Thomas don't mind. When he needs time alone, he will find.

[Thomas picks her up]

Aria Blaze: What? You don't like poems, Thomas?

Thomas: I do. But I just wish people would stop trying to cheer me up! [he throws Zecora out the window]

[Zecora does Puss' puppy dog eye impression]

Ryan F-Freeman and Sonata Dusk: Awww.

[Thomas shuts the curtains]

Aria Blaze: What? Ryan and Sonata likes cute.

[Thomas lays back in bed]

Ryan F-Freeman: Well someone woke him up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Twilight Sparkle: Just think.

[Ryan thinks]

Twilight Sparkle: Not you, Ryan. [to Thomas] Just a couple more days and we'll be back on the Island of Sodor.

Aria Blaze:[sighs] Go back to sleep, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: What?

Sonata Dusk: She said that to me in the Rainbow Rocks movie, Ryan.

Twilight Sparkle: Pulling Annie and Clarabel.

Ryan F-Freeman: Being really useful.

Thomas: You had me on really useful.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. Got it.

Twilight Sparkle: And maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor.

Matau T. Monkey: Yes, Twilight.

Thomas: Oh. That's right. Nocternal animals.

Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe Cody is doing some princess stuff for you, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Ryan. [to Thomas] No. What if...? Theoretically...

Thomas: Yeah?

Ryan F-Freeman: You think you got kids of your own, Thomas?

[Thomas chuckles and falls backwards out of the bed]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. Looks like he fainted because what I said.

Thomas: No. Actually, I'm fine.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh.[to Sonata] Thomas is ok, Sonata.

Thomas: Let's try and be rational about this.

Sonata Dusk: Like what, Thomas?

Thomas: Have you seen a baby lately?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes we did. Why?

Thomas: They just eat, poop and cry.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know, Thomas. But imagine a tank engine baby.

Thomas: All the extra crying and pooping.

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas. Don't you ever think about having a family?

Thomas: Right now, you're my family.

[There is a rapid knock]

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll get it.

[He opens the door to a worried looking Strongarm]

Matau T. Monkey: Hi, Strongarm. I hope someone is not dying.

Strongarm: Unfortunately, someone is dying, Matau. It's Shining Armor, Twilight's brother.

Ryan F-Freeman: Great Scott! We need to go see him right away.

[Later with Shining Armor]

Shining Armor: I'm dying.

Sonata Dusk: Aww. You poor thing.

Princess Cadance: Shining?

Shining Armor: [coughs] Don't forget to pay the gardner, Cadance.

Ryan F-Freeman: Aria and I'll take good care of your daughter, Shining.

Shining Armor: [coughs] Twily?

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Shining?

Shining Armor: I know I have made many mistakes with you.

Skyla: I knew you're still good, Dad.

Shining Armor: But your love for Thomas has taught me so much. My dear friend, I am proud to call you my brother.

Thomas: And I'm proud to call you my... brother-in-law.

Sci-Ryan: And Ryan's proud to call you his friend, Shining.

Shining Armor: Now, there is a matter of business to attend to. Whoo! [coughs and then passes out]

[Drift puts a hand to his chest]

Sci-Ryan:[sniffs] He's dead.

[Twilight cries but Shining springs back to life and coughs]

Sci-Ryan: No he's not.

Donkey: Get that hand off your chest, fool.

[Drift removes his hand from his chest]

Shining Armor: Thomas. Ryan. Sci-Ryan. Come closer.

Thomas: Yes, Shining?

Sci-Ryan: What is it, Shining?

Shining Armor: The Royal Guard needs a new captain. You are the next in line.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wait. Me?

Sci-Ryan: No. Thomas.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks, Sci-Ryan.