Arriving in the year 2805/Meeting WALL-E

This is how arriving in the year 2805 and meeting WALL-E goes in Crash and Ryan meets WALL-E.

[The TARDIS arrives in the year 2805, but everyone, even Apocalypse and his former followers are shocked to find out that the planet is covered in garbage and devoid of any life at all]

Ryan F-Freeman: Great Scott! What happened here, Gaia?

Gaia Everfree: I don't know but it could with some sprucing up. I mean, look at it, there's no plant life anywhere.

Evil Ryan: Yeah. This whole place is filthy!

[Matau nods and hops onto Gaia]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. There's a big surprise. If Iago is here, he would have a heart attack and die from that surprise.

Thomas: And what's with all the trash?

Crash Bandicoot: One thing. How did you get reformed, Gaia?

[Flashback]

Gaia Everfree: Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: Look, Gaia. You don't have to be a villain. You got some magic I haven't mastered yet. Today. You finally shown Sci-Twi, Sci-Ryan and the others who you are. You have showed them what is in your heart.

Gaia Everfree: I... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't know that there's another way.

Sci-Ryan: Don't be sad, Gaia. The Magic of Friendship is everywhere. Even in Equestria, Cybertron and here at camp. You can seek it out like Cody and Sunset, or you can be alone forever. The choice...[sighs] is yours. A certain Twilight taught me that.

Archangel:[pulls a cord that ends the flashback] Can we focus on what's going on here. Right after I get back at Erik for putting a pie in my hand and using a stick to get me to splat it on my face.

Magneto: I did nothing.

Psylock: We all saw what you did Erik.

Evil Ryan: I didn't know that, Magneto. [to Gaia] I think a movie title would appear out of nowhere in this time.

[Then the title appears: Crash and Ryan meets WALL-E]

Conker The Squirrel: Yeah. Cool title, Gaia Everfree.

Sci-Ryan: Oh. Conker. This is Gaia Everfree. Conker The Squirrel. Conker The Squirrel, Gaia Everfree.

Evil Anna: This Buy N Large caused all of this instead of Gaia. She's so better then, like, Morro.

Storm(X-Men): I'll be sure to tell Morro that.

Apocalypse:[checks out a piece of metal] Psylock.

Ryan F-Freeman: No one is better then Morro.

Gaia Everfree: Who's Morro?

Magneto: I don't know.

Psylock:(comes over to Nur) Yeah?

Apocalypse: This metal. It is vibranium.

Crash Bandicoot: Trust me, Nur. I think WALL-E might be somewhere. [picks up an Apocalypse doll] Ya think Gaia like this one?

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. That's cute. An Apocalypse doll.

Apocalypse: When did they find the time to make that? And I need a translator.

Psylock:[tries to hold back her laughter]

Matau T. Monkey: [laughs] Next thing you know is Master Ryan find a Gaia Everfree doll.

Apocalypse:(whispers to Psylock) Let me guess. Don't question it?

Psylock:(whispers) They're as unpredictable as Deadpool. So, yeah, don't question it.

Ryan F-Freeman: Why did every human and mutant leave Earth, Gaia?

Gaia Everfree: It is because trash filled up the Earth. No space to do anything.

Magneto: Shh. I feel something.

Sci-Ryan: Everyone else? Keep an ear out for a sound of music. Trust me. Ryan told Deadpool that.

Evil Anna: Too bad he isn't in the movie. It's not in the script.

Apocalypse: We really should've gotten a translator.

Sci-Ryan: Got it covered, Nur.

Magneto: Follow me.[walks away]

Archangel: What do we do?

Apocalypse: We follow him.

Psylock: And if he's unintentionally walking us into a trap?

Apocalypse: Simple. we spring the trap.

Ryan F-Freeman: You got that from Star Wars, Nur?

Apocalypse: Help. I need a translator.

[he, Archangel, Storm, and Psylock follow Erik]

Princess Ivy: You think we should follow them, Gaia?

Gaia Everfree: Well, since there's something moving in the direction they're going, then yes.[follows them]

[later, Magneto hides as he sees what he sensed moving]

Crash Bandicoot: What did you see, Magneto?

Magneto: Shh.

[The song Put On Your Sunday Cloths plays softly]

Ryan F-Freeman: [quietly] I don't think we're alone here.

Cody Fairborther: [quietly] You think? I hope Gaia is not near me.

[Cody notice Gaia is next to him but he doesn't scream. Then, Thomas sees a robot moving in the nearby shadows]

Evil Ryan: What was that?

Thomas: I'll go and check it out. You guys stay here.

[As he follows the song it gets louder]

Evil Ryan: How did Ryan see you in his dream, Gaia?

[As she explains, Thomas looks around, as the song is now really close, and sees the robot]

Thomas: Hey, uh, excuse me?

[The robot jumps and boxes itself up, frightened]

Ryan F-Freeman: What on Earth is that?

Thomas: I think I found him, Ryan.

Evil Anna: Aww. That's cute.

Evil Ryan: I hope it's WALL-E, Gaia.

[Gaia looks and nods]

Archangel: Insane people outnumber sane people.

Evil Ryan: We're not crazy.

Thomas: Hey, it's okay, little one. Come on out. No need to be frightened.

Ryan F-Freeman: We are friends.

[the robot shakes its head no]

Gaia Everfree: [walks up to it] Do you know what happened?

[the robot then backs away]

Storm(X-Men): This is adorable.

Crash Bandicoot: What's wrong? Why don't he come near you, Gaia?

Gaia Everfree: I don't know.

Apocalypse:[gets an idea] Ryan, come here.[whispers in his ear]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. [to the Dazzlings] Ok, girls. We could sing a song to this robot.[his pendant glow blue]

Apocalypse:[gives the Horsemen the earmuffs]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ready.

Evil Ryan: Get your pendants glowing, Dazzlings.

[The Dazzlings nod and their pendants glow]

Ryan F-Freeman: Out there~

There's a world outside of Yonkers~

Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby~

There's a slick town, Barnaby~

Out there~

Full of shine and full of sparkle~

Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby~

Listen, Barnaby...~

Put on your Sunday clothes~

There's lots of world out there~

Evil Ryan: Get out the brillantine and dime cigars~

Ryan F-Freeman: We're gonna find adventure in the evening air~

Girls in white in a perfumed night~

Where the lights are bright as the stars!~

Put on your Sunday clothes, we're gonna ride through town~

In one of those new horsedrawn open cars~

Ryan and the Dazzlings: We'll see the shows at Delmonicos~

And we'll close the town in a whirl~

The Cyberlings: And we won't come until we've kissed a girl!~

[The Cyberlings and Ryan and the Dazzlings gain their Siren anthro forms]

Apocalypse:[sees Wolverine's skeleton] I wonder how they managed to kill you.

Sci-Ryan: Daleks?

Archangel: He could withstand anything. I'd say he was killed with the Muramasa Blade.

Sonata Dusk: The what?

[The robot unboxes itself and trundles forward]

Crash Bandicoot: It works, Gaia. Yahoo!

Gaia Everfree: Oh, thank goodness.

Archangel: The Muramasa Blade is a sword that has the ability to counter healing factors. It can kill them instantly.

Sonata Dusk: I just remembered I always faint at the slightest thought of blood shed.[faints]

Sci-Ryan: Boy. At least I got a taco for Sonata.

Psylock:[kneels in front of WALL-E] What's your name?

WALL-E: WA... WALL-E.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, WALL-E. Ryanagio Dazzle.

WALL-E: Ry... Ryanagio Dazzle?

Sci-Ryan: [through the side of his mouth] Does WALL-E knows Ryan, Gaia?

Gaia Everfree: Not sure.

Evil Anna: Aww. Sci-Ryan. You made a friend.

[Sci-Ryan blush and hugs both Evil Anna and Gaia]

Thomas: I'm Thomas. Can you say Thomas?

WALL-E: Thomas.

Conker The Squirrel: I'm Conker. The blue haired girl is Gaia Everfree.

WALL-E: [shakes everyone's hands]

Sci-Ryan: That's new.

Gaia Everfree: Yeah.

Ryan F-Freeman: What's wrong with Sonata. [to Sonata] Sonata? Wake up. I got a taco for you.

[Sonata wakes up and flies to Ryan]

Sonata Dusk: Tacos?

[Ryan nods and gives Sonata a taco]

Thomas: That's nice of you, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks.

Apocalypse: I am En Sabah Nur, little one. The first mutant.

WALL-E: En Sabah Nur?

Ryan F-Freeman: Or you just call him Apocalypse if that's ok with you, WALL-E?

WALL-E: Apocalypse.

Magneto: My name is Erik Lensherr.[holds out his hand to shake it]

WALL-E: Erik.[shakes it]

Archangel:[eats an unwrapped Twinkie] Name's Archangel.

WALL-E: Archangel.

Gaia Everfree: She is Storm and I am Gaia Everfree.

WALL-E: Storm. Gaia Everfree?

Gaia Everfree: Or you can just call me Gaia for short.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. How did I became Everfree Prince Gale?

Gaia Everfree: I turned you into him in your vision, remember?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah.

Crash Bandicoot: Ryan is Everfree Prince Gale?

[Gaia nods]

WALL-E: Gaia.

Crash Bandicoot: Crash Bandicoot.

WALL-E: Crash.

Crash Bandicoot: That's it. Who is this Everfree Prince Gale or Ryaia Everfree?

[Ryan whispers to Gaia and she use her magic on Ryan]

Ryan F-Freeman: [laughs] Easy. That tickles.

Mordecai (EG): What's she doing?

Sci-Ryan: She's going to show us who Everfree Prince Gale or Ryaia Everfree is.

Rigby (EG): I got sunglasses on, Odette.

[Odette nods and Ryan gained Gaia Everfree's features]

Evil Ryan: Ryan? Are you ok?

[Ryan nods]

Crash Bandicoot: Nur would show you a mirror. I don't make out of your face.

[Apocalypse show Ryan a mirror to reveal that his face has green eye brows, an eye mask like Gaia, his eyes are like Gaia's and his face is the same]

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan? Can you talk?

Everfree Prince Gale: Yeah. This is incredible! What... does the rest of me look like?

Gaia Everfree: Like a plant.

Sci-Ryan: I think Ryan looks like him and you put together. [to WALL-E] I'm Sci-Ryan. That's Ryan's alter self, Everfree Prince Gale AKA Ryaia Everfree.

WALL-E: Uh?

Psylock:[smacks Sci-Ryan] Stop trying to confuse him. I'm Psylock.

Sci-Ryan: Ow. Sorry.

WALL-E: Psylock. Sci-Ryan.

Sci-Ryan: I'm sure about that. Siren songs put mutants under their spell not lure them to sleep.

Psylock: We've checked. It does.

Magneto: They put Logan to sleep once.

Evil Ryan: They do?

Archangel: Yep.[to WALL-E] Hey little guy. You wouldn't mind doing us a favor would you?

Everfree Prince Gale: You know. Like a special talent?[to Gaia Everfree] Show WALL-E what you can do, Gaia.

Sci-Ryan: Your time to shine, Ivy.

[Ivy nods and summons butterflies and dragonflies while Gaia use her magic to grow a flower]

Archangel: That's not what I meant.[to WALL-E] You wouldn't mind letting us stay for a while with you, would you?

[WALL-E nods and holds Gaia's hand]

Evil Ryan: WALL-E. Ivy and Gaia showed you what they can do. Can you do anything?

[WALL-E nods and makes a cube out of trash]

WALL-E: Ta da.

Evil Ryan: So. Ryan. Are you Everfree Prince Gale or Ryaia Everfree?

Everfree Prince Gale: I prefer Everfree Prince Gale.

Crash Bandicoot: Yes. Everfree Prince Gale. What kind are you?

Everfree Prince Gale: Not sure but we'll figure it eventually. [turns back into Ryan]

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. Well, Gaia. I was wondering what world did you come from?

[Gaia turns to him]

WALL-E: This way.[goes in one direction]

Archangel: Let's go.[follows him]

[they follow him]

[while following him, they see ads talking about the mess]

Ad voice: Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space. BnL star liners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away. The BnL ship, the Axiom. The finest spaceship ever built.

[the spaceship leaves and the ad cuts off]

WALL-E:[notices his tracks are broken]

Crash Bandicoot: We should get him some new tracks guys.

WALL-E:[notices a broken down WALL-E and sees that its tracks are still in tact]

Magneto:[in Iceman's voice] Well that was convenient.

[they then arrive at WALL-E's home]

WALL-E:[opens the door]

Thomas: Wow.

Evil Ryan: Look at all this stuff. Look, Gaia. There's a you doll.

[Crash picks up a Gaia Everfree doll and give it to Gaia]

Gaia Everfree: Oh.

Crash Bandicoot: I did notice that you look like that in the EG world, Gaia.

[Gaia nods and hugs Crash]

WALL-E: [turns on a small tape and puts a TV screen in front of it]

Apocalypse: This is the legendary Gaia Everfree that you are friends with, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe I can resume the flashback just to be sure.

[But Archangel shakes his head for no]

Ryan F-Freeman: It's Ok. I got that on my communicator.

Thomas: Look.

[we see that WALL-E is watching one of the old timing shows]

Magneto: You have to love the classics.

Ryan F-Freeman: Like the Swan Princess. I think I did well with Princess Odette. Right? [sings] Far longer than forever~

[Magneto then finds some place to lie down and goes to sleep]