The King and Queen of Love Transcript

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The episode begins at the village of Dulcenia. ???, ???. ???, ???.

Queen Elizabeth: ???, ???.

Prince Alexander: ???, ???.

Queen Elizabeth: ???, ???.

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Prince Alexander: (sighs) ???, ???.

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Nack: Ok, what idiot put this in here?

Nick: Oh, that would be me.

Nack: Let us review, shall we? We are stealing gold! Is this shiny?

Nick: No.

Nack: Valuable?

Nick: No.

Nack: Gonna make the boss happy?

Nick: No.

Nack: Focus, Nick. That's what you need. That and a break. Shh!!!

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Reginald: Why, hello.

Nick: Master Reginald, you're back... here... early. Hope you had a nice journey.

Midas: (barks)

Nack and Nick: (screams)

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Nack: Here you are, sir. The last of the gold from the Royal Mine. There's nothing left.

Nick: Yeah, 'cos it's all yours!

Reginald: Yes, it is, very much mine. Finally!

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 * [Reginald]
 * I've been bowing
 * I've been scraping
 * I've been lying like a rug
 * And for ten long years I've had to pay my dues
 * But today I am escaping
 * For the last gold has been dug
 * It was waiting there, so how could I refuse?


 * I'm returning home a hero
 * Who's discovered mighty wealth
 * And what better husband could a princess choose?
 * I'm the suitor who will suit her
 * Bring Gardenia back to health
 * And I'll wear the crown, for how could I refuse?


 * Raise every glass
 * And rouse every cheer!
 * Praise that the reign of Reginald is here!
 * Master in charge of all that I see
 * All hail me!


 * And by marrying the princess I get all that I desire
 * Like a moat
 * An ermine coat
 * And palace views


 * Even though she treats me coldly
 * It's a sign of inner fire
 * For inside she's thinking
 * "How can I refuse?"

Nack: Right, except there's one little problem, boss.

Reginald: King Boss to you!

Nack: Right, the queen decided to marry her off to the prince of Dulcenia next week.

Reginald: What?! Making a decision without me?! Who does she think she is?

Nick: Uh, the queen?

Reginald: You simpering simpleton!

Nick: Well, she is the queen. She's got a crown and a scepter and sits in her big fancy chair... and those...

Reginald: Silencio!


 * [Reginald]
 * No! I wont let go!
 * This peasant son won't turn and run because some reckless royal chose another beau!


 * Ahh!...it's...a temporary setback
 * It's a momentary lapse
 * But conviently my ego doesn't bruise
 * And the moment that I get back I will show them who's the boss
 * You can bet your bullion there'll be no "I do's"
 * Yes suppose the girl goes missing
 * And the prince says "Au Revoir"
 * Then I find her
 * Bring her back and make the news
 * Then the queen will be so grateful
 * That she'll pledge the heir to moi
 * And I'll humbly tell her
 * "How can I refuse?"


 * When our ceremony's over
 * I'll arise and take the throne
 * And that nitwit Alexander can kiss my shoe
 * For the kingdom and the princess will be mine and mine alone
 * If the crown should fit then how can I refuse?


 * [Reginald, Nick and Nack]
 * So get ready with the roses and stand by with the champagne
 * When you've got a brilliant plan you never lose
 * Yes before the chapter closes
 * I'll be as big as Charlemagne
 * It's a thankless job but how can I refuse
 * How can I refuse?

Reginald: (laughs)

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Dalian: (evil laughter) (thunder)

(rumbling)

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Dalian: (continues laughing) Rico, get outta my apron! That tickles!

Rico: (chirping)

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(electricity sparking)

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Do-Li Ling: Umm, Dalian? Are you sure this going to work?

Dalian: If my new machine works the way I think it should, (chuckling) and it will, we are moments away from reversing the effects of the Mage Sisters' memory spell.

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All: Look out!

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Harmony Briar: Wow! That was fun! Can we do that again?

Caleb Lightheart: Uhh... ???, ???.

King Eldrick: (groans) What happened? And why am I so gooey?

Viktor Redfox: ???, ???. ???, ???.

Do-Li Ling: Viktor! ???, ???. ???, ???.

Dalian: No, he's right, Do-Li. I-I was so sure this was gonna work! (sighs) I feel like I've tried everything.

Harmony Briar: That's okay, silly. ???, ???. ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: Yeah. You did the best you could, and besides, I have another method up my sleeve.

Do-Li Ling: ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: ???, ???. (to Dalian) Don't get me wrong, Dalian. The power of science is impressive, but it is nothing compared to the power of love.

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Rico: (chirping)

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Harmony Briar: Mmh! ???, ???.

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Caleb Lightheart: Mm, strawberry!

Do-Li Ling: Mmh, that is good.

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Talia Raybrandt: ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: That's right. ???, ???.

Talia Raybrandt: ???, ???. ???, ???.

Do-Li Ling: Headmistress Raybrandt, ???, ???. ???, ???.

Talia Raybrandt: ???, ???. (to Magra) ???, ???.

Magra: Well, ???, ???. ???, ???.

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Princess Sabrina: ???, ???.

Reginald: ???, ???.

King Eldrick: ???, ???.

Reginald: ???, ???.

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Soren Lockwood: Caleb, wait!

Caleb Lightheart: Huh?

Soren Lockwood: ???, ???.

Judy Lockwood: ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: ???, ???.

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