Too Good to Be Glue/Transcript

Here's 26th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
Narrator: Suddenly, at the beginning of the episode, this happened.

Otis: So then the tick says, "get this dog off "

(Everyone laughs)

Tigger: That was hilarious.

Lori: And least was better than Luan's last one.

Luan: Well that bites. (laughs) Get it?

All: (Groans)

(Pig comes in with a big pot)

Pig: Who wants lunch?

All: (exclaiming)

Mickey: What is it?

Pig: It's delicious homemade stew.

Otis: Well, if you made it, it has to be goo--(smells it) Oh, cud, why?

Everyone: (in disgust)

Rarity: That smells disgusting!

Cosmo: New Baby smell (faints)

Pip: Dude, what did you put in this?

Pig: Well, let's see.Motor oil, damp hay, some orthopedic insoles, and some weird stuff that was caked to the wall.

(Everyone is angry)

Rainbow Dash: What are you trying to do, kill us?

Pig: We were out of everything. I had to improvise. Just try it. (tries to pull but it won't come out) Hey, the ladle's stuck.

Otis: Oh, let Uncky Otis's cow muscles help wittle piggy with his big, bad spoon. (tries but fails) Am I on a prank show?

Abby: Oh, that's just sad. Let me show you how it's done. (tries and fails)

Otis: Uh-oh, smells like failure.

Abby: Just imitating you.

(Everyone tries but it doesn't come out)

Pig: Guys, give it up.It's just an old stew pot.

Oits: Give up? never! I have not yet begun to pull spoon from stew pot!

(Abby hooks the stew pot to the farmer's new truck)

Abby: All right, fellas. Let her rip!

Duke: I don't know about this, guys. You know how much the farmer loves his new truck.

Luna: I saw him take his truck on a date.

Timmy: He has a girlfriend?

Lola: She means actually take his truck on a date.

(Flashback to a date night)

Farmer: I'm so happy you're in my life. More sparkling cider?

(Truck honks and flashback ends)

Otis: Oh, Duke, you're just a big old worry pouch.Besides, I'll be gentle. Pedal to the metal, baby! Going to the floor! (pulls but stew is still still) Come on. come on. Pull, darn you!

(Suddenly, the truck split in half)

Pooh: The truck split in half.

Piglet: Oh dear.

Tigger: Uh oh.

Pig: Uh, was that supposed to happen?

Pip Now it's a semi.

Peck: Hey, guys, what do you-- (gets hit with the door)

Otis: Probably just some minor structural-- (looks at it) Oh, that is not good.

Sunset Shimmer: Otis, where are we going to get the money to fix that truck?

Lincoln: It's going to cost a fortune.

Otis: Guys, don't worry. We're sitting on the invention of the century.

Pinkie Pie: What do you mean?

Otis: Pig's stew is obviously some sort of wonder glue. We'll just mix up some more and sell it on the TV.

Pip: Why don't we just use the glue to fix the truck?

Otis: 'Cause that don't puts Otis on the TV.

Applejack: Pig, can you remember how you made that stew?

Narrator: Good question! Let's hear is answer.

Sure, I'll just need to experiment a bit to get the proportions right.

Sci-Twi: I'll help you with it.

Lisa: So will I.

Freddy: Montage!

(A montage later)

(Otis drops some glue on an anvil and threw it against the wall)

Abby: It won't budge.

Peck: That stuff really works.

Otis: Guys, let's go sell some glue.