The Irelanders and Monsters vs. Aliens/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders and Monsters vs. Aliens.

[The film begins at the countryside of Modesto California where a realm portal has been opened]

[The Irelanders step out]

Iris (Lolirock): Whoa.

Victorion: This must be a fine place to be.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Yeah.

Windblade (PWT): I could get used to this.

Connor Lacey: This is called Modesto. It's in California, America. It's very real back at my realm.

Menasor (PWT): Wow.

Jeremy Belpois: Let's get doing what we're here for.

[whirring]

Boy: Huh? [yelling]

[film burns]

[♪ The Buchanan Brothers: When You See Those Flying Saucers]

The Buchanan Brothers: ♪ You'd better pray to the Lord. When you see those flying saucers. It may be the coming of the Judgment Day. ♪

[beeping]

Ben: Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this one out. Palomar just picked it up. Looks like some type of UFO, and it's heading this way.

Jerry: How many times do I have to tell you this? UFO's don't exist and we're never gonna see...

Ben: Wow, its energy signiture is massive.

Jerry: Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do?! No one told us what to do! The only reason I took this job you never have to do anything!

Ben: Jerry, stop it. Let me caculate its impact point. Looks like, Modesto California.

Jerry: Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one! Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy!

[The Irelanders move to the house where Susan Murphy lives]

Ulrich Stern: Shall we?

Emissary: I believe we shall.

[Then, they heard some breathing and the slurping from a mysterious thing]

[The Irelanders look around for the mysterious noise]

Jessica Herleins: Who's there?

Aelita Schaffner: We're not afraid of you!

Agumon (Data Squad): Show yourselves!

Marcus Damon: Where is that noise coming fro?

Victorion: How should we know?

Connor Lacey: Look! It's going into someone's bedroom.

[The mysterious figure came into the bedroom and looks at a woman named Susan Murphy who is asleep in her bed]

Thomas H Norstein: We have to do something!

Lalamon: He's right.

Falcomon: Let's do this.

[Susan then wakes up to see her friends and screams at her friends who screams back]

[One wheezed and inhaled an inhaler, the second slurped a drink and the third flashed a camera]

Connor Lacey: It's alright, guys. It's a false alarm.

Susan Murphy: Hey, who are you people?

Connor Lacey: Well, I'm Connor Lacey. This is Maxwell McGrath, Steel, Alejandro "Alex" Villar, Rayne Martinez, C.Y.T.R.O., Spider-Man, White Tiger, Iron Fist, Power Man, Nova, Agent Venom, Dagger, Cloak, Iron-Spider, Patrioteer, Ka-Zar, Zabu, Triton, Rhino, Mary Jane Watson aka Spider-Woman, Kid Arachnid, Scarlet Spider, Sandman, Adrian Toomes/Vulture, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Falcon, Black Panther, Vision, Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Wasp, Songbird, Atlas, Techno, Meteorite, Mach-IV, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Windblade, Computron, Devastator, Menasor, Victorion, Emissary, Perceptor, Optimus Primal, The Dinobots, Predaking, Blaze, AJ, Gabby, Stripes, Starla, Darington, Zeg, Watts, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Sally Carrera, Luigi and Guido, Sheriff, Fillmore, Sarge, Ramone and Flo, Lizzie, Red, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Cruz Ramirez, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Slash, Leatherhead, Dr. Tyler Rockwell, Pigeon Pete, Muckman, Mondo Gecko, Sal Commander, Mona Lisa, Karai aka Hamato Miwa, Shinigami, Apolex, Max Taylor, Chomp, Zoe Drake, Paris, Rex Owen, Ace, Dr. Z, Ursula, Zander, Ed, Rod, Laura, Terry, Spiny, Tank, Dan Kuso, Drago, Runo Misaki, Tigress, Marucho Marukura, Preyas, Elfin, Akwimos, Infinity Trister, Radizen, Roxtor, Shun Kazami, Skyress, Julie Makimoto, Gorem, Alice Gehabich, Hydranoid, Mira Clay, Wilda, Ace Grit, Percival, Baron Leltoy, Nemus, Ingram, Hawktor, Taylean, Jaakor, Skytruss, Orbeum, Jake Vallory, Coredem, Fabia Sheen, Aranaut, Ren Krawler, Linehalt, Paige, Boulderon, Rafe, Wolfurio, Spectra Phantom, Helios, Gunz Lazar, Reptak, Toby Tripp, Nick Tripp, Lucas Wanson, Jessica Herleins, Iris, Auriana, Talia, Carissa, Lyna, Preston Stormer, William Furno, Daniel Rocka, Nathan Evo, Julius Nex, Natalie Breeze, Mark Surge, Jimmi Stringer, Duncan Bulk, Agent J, Agent K, Wolverine, Storm, The Beast, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Spyke, Rogue, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, X-23, Ikki Tenryou, Metabee, Erika, Brass, Koji Karakuchi, Sumilidon, The Screws (Samantha and Peppercat, Sloan and Totalizer, Spyke and Cynadog), Rintaro, Kantaroth, Karin Junlei, Neutranurse, Henry/Hikaru Agata, Arcbeetle, Nae, Honey, Ginkai, Arc-Dash, Tak, Komandog, Rokusho, Connor, Abby, Chip, Mong, Hela Nemo, Professor Nemo, Cubix, Dondon, Cerebix, Maximix, Kan-it, Diagnostix, Mr. Fixit, Endurix, Tyrannix, Miles Callisto, Loretta Callisto, Blodger Blopp, Haruna Kitumba, Mirandos Ariellian, M.E.R.C., Miss Baker, Sly, Sheldon, Bowtie, Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane, Keith, Lance, Katie "Pidge" Holt, Hunk, Princess Allura, Yuya Sukaki, Alexis Rhodes, Aster Phoenix, Crow Hogan, Jack Atlas, Kite Tenjo, Apple White, Briar Beauty, Ashlynn Ella, Hopper Croakington II, Blondie Lockes, Daring Charming, Dexter Charming, Raven Queen, Madeline Hatter, Cerise Hood, Hunter Huntsman, Cedar Wood, Ramona Wolf, Cathy Smith, Sam, Danny, Chris, Ky Stax, Maya, Boomer, Verity, Piplup, Sorrel, Lucario, Takato Matsuki, Guilmon, Henry Wong, Terriermon, Rika Nonaka, Renamon, Ryo Akiyama, Cyberdramon, Takuya Kanbara, Koji Minamoto, J.P. Shibayama, Zoe Orimoto, Tommy Himi, Koichi Kimura, Bokomon and Neemon, Marcus Damon, Agumon, Thomas H. Norstein, Gaomon, Yoshi Fujieda, Lalamon, Keenan Crier, Falcomon, Jeremy Belpois, Odd Della Robbia, Ulrich Stern, Yumi Ishiyama, Aelita Schaffner and William Dunbar. Together, we are the Irelanders.

Agent J: And you are?

Susan Murphy: I'm Susan Murphy. These are my friends.

Apple White: It's a pleasure to meet you, Susan.

Susan Murphy: Thanks. So what I wanna know is, what are you guys doing here? It's 5:00 in the morning.

Becky: Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now!

Derek: ...and some early morning fog, giving way to sunny skies. Seventy-five degrees. A perfect day to stop by the old folk art and craft show down at the fairgrounds, or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy. I love you, baby.

Susan: I love you, too.

Derek: And good morning, Modesto!

TV: Channel 172.

Emissary: A marriage.

[The camera flashed]

Steel: Let's get Susan ready.

[♪ The Exciters: Tell Him]

Wendy: You look gorgeous, sweetheart.

Susan: Thanks, Mom.

Carl: My little girl!

Susan: Daddy!

Carl: Now, I want you to know that, even though I'm about to give you away... I will always be here to take care of you.

Susan: Don't cry because then you'll make me cry, and that's just gonna be a mess.

Carl: I can't help it!

Wendy: Hello, everyone! Attention, attention! Wedding starts in 30 minutes!

Mama Dietl: My beautiful daughter-in-law!

Susan: Hi, Mama Dietl.

Mama Dietl: It's like a fairy tale. The Weatherman and the Weatherman's Wife. Romantic.

Susan: I know. Just think, this time tomorrow, I'm gonna be in Paris! And somedod, we won't just be honeymooning there. Derek will become an anchor or a foreign correspondent. And we'll travel all over the world.

Mama Dietl: Honey, my fingers are crossed. One thumb is shorter than the other. Runs in the family.

Susan: Derek doesn't have that.

Mama Dietl: It skips a generation. You kids are gonna have it! [laughing]

Susan: [sighing]

Rayne Martinez: I can't believe that Susan is going to marry this weather man on the TV we saw last night.

Windblade (PWT): I know.

Apple White: This is gonna be fun.

Derek: Wow, you look beautiful.

[The team looked at Susan and Derek]

Blondie Lockes: Are you Derek Dietl?

[Derek nods his head and Susan sighs]

Susan: So do you. I mean, handsome. I mean... Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled. I just spent way too much time with our parents.

Derek: Don't worry, OK? We'll be alone soon, just us. Susan: Eating cheese and baguettes by the Siene, feeding each other chocolate crepes. Is something wrong?

Derek: No, no! It's just that, well... There's been a slight change of plans. We're not going to Paris.

Susan: What? Why not?

Derek: Because we're going somewhere better.

Susan: Better than Paris?

Derek: Oh, yeah.

Susan: Where? Tahiti?!

Derek: Nope! Fresno!

Susan: Fresno! Fresno. In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?

Derek: In the "I've got an audition to become Channel 23's new evening anchor" universe. I got the call from the general manager, he wants to come in imediately! Isn't that great?

Susan: Derek! That's... amazing! It's amazing. Fresno's like a top 50 market, isn't it?

Derek: Actually. It's 55th, but we're on our way, babe! Now, look. About Paris...

Susan: It's OK. It's fine! As long as we're together, Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world. I'm so proud of you.

Derek: Of us! Not just me. I mean, of course, but we're a team now. You're so proud of us.

Susan: Now, get out of here. It's bad luck to see ms in my dress.

Derek: Oh. Come on. You know I don't believe in that stuff. I'll be waiting for you at the altar... the handsome news anchor in the tux. All right? Love you! There, I said it.

Susan: I love you, too.

Steel: Connor, what's Fresno?

Connor Lacey: Well, Fresno (/ˈfrɛznoʊ/ FREZ-no (Spanish for "ash tree") is a city in California, United States, and the county seat of Fresno County. It covers about 112 square miles (290 km2)[12] in the center of the San Joaquin Valley, the southern portion of the California's Central Valley.

[Boom]

Susan: [gasping] [panting] [grunting]

Connor Lacey: Susan! Come on, guys. Let's get her out there! [Hits his Ultimatrix and becomes Humongosaur] Humongosaur!

Maxwell McGrath: Go, Turbo: Strength!

Wendy Murphy: Susan! Where could she be? Susan! Where are you?! Susan! Where have you been?!

Susan: I think I just got hit by a meteorite.

Wendy: Oh, Susan. Every bride feels that way on her wedding day. My goodness, look at you. You're filthy. Thank God I have wet ones.

[playing Here comes the Bride]

[indistict whispering]

Derek: Wow. You're glowing.

Susan: Thank you.

Derek: No. No, Susan, you're, like, really glowing. You're green!

Ginormica: [gasping] Oh, no! [groaning] Derek!

[The guests and the Irelanders are in shock to see Susan growing]

Wendy Murphy: Oh my gosh!

Derek Dietl: What's going on?! What's happening here?!

Ginormica: You're all shrinking!

Derek: Uh-uh! You're growing!

Connor Lacey: Everyone, out! Get out! Go!

Ginormica: Well, make it stop!

Steel: You heard the guy, move it!