Outtakes and company play

This is how Outtakes and company play goes in Crash, Thomas and Ryan visit Monsters, Inc.

[Outtake 1]

[Ryan and Sulley are standing near a chair]

Ryantransformer: Speed.

Speed: Marker.

Transformersprimefan: And action.

[Ryan and Sulley back away from Boo onto the chair but the chair tilts and falls over, taking them with it]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ow!

Sully: Sorry!

[Ryan laughs and so do Boo and Sully]

Ryantransformer: Cut.

[Outtake 2]

[Ryan is sitting with Boo drawing pictures]

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay.

[Sully tosses a cereal hoop but it landed on the paper]

Ryan F-Freeman: Oops. Missed. Try again.

[The scene replays and this time, the hoop hits Boo in the eye]

Ryan F-Freeman: Retry.

[The scene plays again and Boo rolls over, causing Ryan to laugh]

Ryan F-Freeman: [through laughter] Cut!

[Outtake 3]

Crash Bandicoot: Ready for a race, Gaia?

Gaia Everfree: Ready as I'll be ever be.

[Pop Fizz pulls out Jean-Bob from the Swan Princess instead of a flag]

Jean-Bob: Whoa! Where am I?

Pop Fizz: Jean-Bob!?

Gaia Everfree: [laughs]

Crash Bandicoot: [laughs] Props!

[Outtake 4]

12th Doctor: Ok, guys. We could use Human Rigby's TARDIS.

Rigby (EG): Let's do it.

[Ryan opens the doors and saw Princess Malucia]

Princess Malucia: Hi.

Matau T. Monkey: What the?

Princess Malucia: [laughs]

Matau T. Monkey: [chuckles]

[Outtake 5]

Matau T. Monkey: C'mon, guys.

Mike: Get lost, you two.

Crash Bandicoot: He's right. You're making him loss his focus.

Smitty: Oh, sorry.

Sully: See you later, fellas.

Smitty: Go get them, Mr. Soloman and friends!

Needleman: You idiot! It's Sullivan, not Soloman.

Smitty: What!?

Needleman: You're messing up the scene!

Smitty: Sorry!

Needleman: We're never gonna work in Hollywood again.

Smitty: Let me do it over.

Needleman: Shut up!

Smitty: Keep rolling!

Needleman: You're making it worse!

[Outtake 5.1]

Jerry: Duck and cover, people!

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CDA Agent: [grunts] Oy...

[the agent slinds down with the glass squeaking)

[Outtake 5.2]

George: Hey, thanks, guys. That was a close one.

CDA agent: Ok.

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George: (yelling)

Roz: Ta-da!

(all laughing)

[Outtake 6]

[Crash is about to swing his Keyblade at Ryvine but hits the camera by accident]

Ryvine Sparkle: [laughs] Halirious!

Crash Bandicoot: I'm so sorry. I hope it's not broken. I was about to hit him. I need some more practice.

Ryvine Sparkle: Ok, guys. We are ready for another take.

[The scene restarts and Crash swings his Keyblade at Ryvine's Keyblade causing Crash to vibrate]

Ryvine Sparkle: [laughs]

Crash Bandicoot: Ow!

Matau T. Monkey: Medic!

Ryvine Sparkle: [through laughter] I'm sorry. Ha-hah-hah. Cut!

[Outtake 7]

Crash Bandicoot:[puts on a night hat with a picture of Rothbart and Odette] We could sleep here for the night. [hears laughing] What? Why are you laughing at? [notices the hat] Oh. [laughs] So funny, Odette.

Ryantransformer: Cut!

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. What he said. Give me that and let's go again.

[Outtake 7.1]

Crash Bandicoot: You got your... [looks at Sci-Ryan's joke glasses and laughs]

Sci-Ryan: What? What's so funny?

[He looks at his joke glasses]

Sci-Ryan: [sighs] Odette....

[Outtake 7.2]

[Human Crash pulls out his Keyblade with writing on it that says "You love Ivy. From Odette."]

Crash Bandicoot (EG): Huh? [glares] It's your brother, isn't it, Odette!

Thomas: [through laughter] Cut!

[Outtake 8]

[Sci-Ryan and Odette are ready to bounce onto the platform but Sci-Ryan bumps into the background]

Sci-Ryan: That was anti-climatic. Right, Odette? Ouch.

[Odette nods and laughs]

[Outtake 9]

Ryalight Glimmer: Ryan!? Where is the kid?

Ryan F-Freeman: Uh.... What was my line again?

[Ryalight face-palms]

Ryantransformer: Cut!

Ryan F-Freeman: I need to remember my line, Ryalight.

Ryalight Glimmer: Yeah. I think so.

[Outtake 10]

Mike: Wait a minute. Randall? That cheater. He's trying to boost his numbers.

Sully: There's something else Crash wants to tell you.

Mike: What?

Crash Bandicoot: Look-lay in the bag-bay.

Mike: I think you mean "Ook-lay in the Ag-bay", Crash.

Sully: What?

Meg Griffin (EG): Maybe Evil Ryan and I suggest, Crash, is that you can take a moment to Ead-ray you Ipt-scray.

[Crash laughs]

[Outtake 11]

Ryan F-Freeman: You think he's coming out the closet and scare you, Boo? I think I can show this. It's empty. [opens a door and Roz is in the closet] See?

Roz: Guess who?

[Roz and the others laughs]

[Outtake 12]

Emmet: Ok, Ryan. Keep Boo safe from Ansem.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ansem? [laughs] Who's Ansem?

[Emmet laughs]

Evil Ryan: Cut please!

Ryan Tokisaki: You need to know Randel. Get my agent on the phone!

[Outtake 13]

Evil Ryan: Aww. Boo. It's been fun with you.

Meg Griffin: Go ahead.

Ryan F-Freeman: Go throw up. [hears laughter] What did I say? Was it something I ate?

[Outake 14]

Sully: Hey, Ted! Good morning!

Rex: Roar!

Ryantransformer: Cut!

Rex: Hey, how is that? Was I scary? Do I get the part?

Transformersprimefan: Thank you.

Rex: Can I do it again? I can be taller!

[Outtake 15]

Crash Bandicoot: Ryan needs to rescue Boo. What will we do?

Evil Ryan: Optimus, use your head.

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Optimus Prime: [in Rex's voice] But, I don't wanna use my head!

[They charge at the door but, they got hurt]

Bertram T. Monkey: Ow.

[Outtake 16]

[Fungus pulls down some backgrounds for Randall to blend in then when is blended with a picture of a guy in a suit]

Randall: Hey. What the...

[Randall and Fungus laughs]

Randall: Ok. Very funny. But, I look good in a suit.

[Outtake 17]

Matau T. Monkey: Follow Boo's Door! [presses his button] What's wrong with this...

[Matau then flies out of control]

Matau T. Monkey: Whoa! Master Ryan! Sunset!

[He flies towards a camera and spins sideways]

Matau T. Monkey: I am getting dizzy!

[Outtake 18]

Sci-Ryan: Oh. Hey. My friends and I are... uh... rehearsing a scene from the upcoming play called "Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help me". [chuckles] It's a musical. [sings] Put that thing back where it came from or so help me~

[Sully And Meg starts humming a tune]

Mike: Get That thing away from me you guys~

Sci-Ryan: Put That thing back where it came from~

Mike and Sci-Ryan: Or I'll (he'll) poke myself (himself) in the eye (eyes)~

Sci-Ryan: Well. It is still a working progress. It's going to get better.

[The scene change to a company play. Ryan is on stage with a microphone]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to this year's company play. Starring, written and directed by Mike....

Emmet: [off-screen] And produced.

Ryan F-Freeman: And produced by Mike Wazows.... [The spotlight is off him] Oh. Right. [walks off stage]

[The crowd applause as the curtains rise]

Sci-Ryan: Put That thing back where it came from~

Mike: Or so help me~

Mike and Sully: So help me~

Sci-Ryan: So help me get by~

Ryan and friends: Put That thing back where it came from~

Or so help me~

So help me~

Odette and Sci-Ryan: I (My friend) just gonna cry~

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Heatwave: Your seat is right over there, Milly.

[On stage,

Baby Smitty: Boo!

Evil Ryan: Oh my gosh!

Ryan F-Freeman: There's a child, there's a child~

There's a human child~

Running 'round the resteraunt~

It's so really wild!~

[The monsters and Ryan's friends start running while Bany Smitty follows]

What have the thing will become of us~

And the monsters living in Monstropolis~

[The stage background falls. Later, Brian is playing the piano for the scene " "]

Megatron: [acting as Ryalight Glimmer] Ok, Prime-Prince and Mike. Tell us where the kid is and tell Randall who is OpThomas Prime.

Crowd: Boo!

Ryan F-Freeman: Mike and I will never talk! NEVER!

Mike: I agree with Ryan!

[The scene change to Kuryan standing with Sci-Ryan]

Sci-Ryan: She's out of our hair~

[Applause From Crowd]

Ryan Tokisaki: And just when I dare to care~

Sci-Ryan: She says "Oh contrair. You're my pair of friends"~

Ryan Tokisaki: I love you~

[To the audience]

Crash Bandicoot (EG): [crying] Tish would love this.

Rigby (EG): [slaps Human Crash] Keep it together, my friend.

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Ryan and Friends: And so we put that kid back where she came from~

As she help us to find~

A better tomorrow today~

[The crowd applause]

Mike: Thank you!

Ryan F-Freeman: One at night for two to be in the Aduance, Ladies And gentleman.

Mike: My mom!

Ryan F-Freeman: And my mom, Queen Ryanara with her friend; Mai Lacey!

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Ryan and Mike: Thank you, Monstropolis!

Ryan F-Freeman: And Thank you from Prince Ryan Prime of Amathyst, Earth and Cybertron and his team; The Technorganic Empire!

[Eddie Murphy's version of I'm A Believer starts playing]

Donkey: Come on, y'all! Then I saw her face~