The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Rise of the Guardians/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Super Adventures of Rise of the Guardians

Jack Awakens
Jack: Darkness... That's the first thing I remember. It was dark, and it was cold, and I was scared. But then, then I saw the moon - it was so big, and it was so bright, it seemed to chase the darkness away. [Jack gasps] And when it did, I wasn't scared anymore.

Jack: Why I was there and what I was meant to do [sigh] that I'd never know... and a part of me wonders if I ever will.

[Jack discovers his ice powers using the staff before crashing into some trees. He breezes into a small village. Folk music can be heard.]

[Jack shouts as he lands ungracefully.] Hello. Hello! Good evening, ma'am. [Dog barks] Ma'am. Oh! Ah-ah excuse me, can you tell me where I am- [Villager passes through him] [Jack gasps] Hello?

Jack: My name is Jack Frost. How do I know that? The moon told me so. That was all he ever told me. And that was a long, long time ago.

The Guardians Gather
[300 years later]

North: [hums along with music while using a chainsaw] Still waiting for cookies! [More humming, then chuckling]

North: Ah! Finally! Mm mm! [He laughs]

Yeti: [Bursts in while shouting and breaks the glass train-plane]

North and Yeti: Ah! Ahh!!

North: How many times have I told you to knock?

Yeti: [answers incomprehensibly to the audience]

North: What? The globe?

North: [grabs a sword and shoos the elves away] Shoo with your pointy heads! Why are you always under boot? [He turns to two yetis] What is this? Have you checked the axis? Is rotation balanced?

Yetis: [answer affirmatively]

Pitch: [swirls up black sand and shadows, chuckles, and disappears]

North: Can it be? Dingle! [4 elves stand at attention with bells jingling.] Make preparations. We're going to have company.

[Soundtrack - A tooth fairy is collecting a tooth and bringing it back to the Tooth Palace.]

Tooth: [Mumbling about her work] ... We've got a cuspid at 23 Maple. Head out! Wait! It's her first tooth... have you ever seen a more adorable lateral incisor in all of your life? Look how she flossed! ... [Notices the aurora borealis] Uh!

North: My fellow Guardians, it is our job to watch over the children of the world, and keep them safe, to bring wonder, hope, and dreams... And so, I've called us all here for one reason, and one reason only: the children are in danger.

[Soundtrack - The Sandman was working, but notices the aurora borealis and so changes his sand into an airplane and heads for the North Pole.]

North: An enemy we have kept at bay for centuries has finally decided to strike back! We alone who can stop him.

Bunny: [appears at the North Pole after dashing through tunnels] Ugh, it's freezing! Oh... Oh! Can't feel my feet! I can't feel my feet!

[Inside the workshop]

North: Cookies? Eggnog? Anyone?

Bunny: This better be good, North. [Tooth mumbling to her Fairies in the background]

North: Sandy! Thank you for coming. [After Sandy gestures] I know, I know, but I obviously wouldn't have called you all here unless it was serious! The boogeyman was here! At the Pole!

Tooth: Huh! Pitch? Pitch Black? Here?

North: Yes... There was black sand covering the globe.

Bunny: W-w-what, whadda' ya' mean black sand?

North: And then - a shadow!

Bunny: [Painting an egg] Hold on, hold on- I thought you said you saw Pitch!

North: Well, uh, not exactly...

Bunny: Not exactly?! Can you believe this guy?

Sandy: [responds in symbol "?"]

Bunny: Yeah, you said it Sandy. [Goes back to painting an egg]

North: Look, he's up to something very bad. I feel it... in my belly!

Bunny: Hang on, hang on- Y-you mean to say, you summoned me here 3 days before Easter, because of your belly?! Mate, if I did this to you 3 days before Christmas-

North: [Merrily] Please, Bunny, Easter is not Christmas!

Bunny: [Wry laugh x2] Here we go... North, I- I don't have time for this! I still have 2 billion eggs to finish up!

North: No matter how much you paint, is still egg.

Sandy: [tries to get their attention]

Bunny: Look mate! I'm dealing with perishables! Right, you've got all year to prepare!

Tooth: Ontario, Sector 9, 5 canines, 2 molars, and 14 incisors--

North: Why are rabbits always so nervous?

Tooth: Is that all in one house?

Bunny: And why are you always such a blowhard?

North: Tooth! Can't you see we're trying to argue?

Tooth: Sorry! Not all of us get to work one night a year, am I right Sandy?

Sandy: [arrow pointing up]

Tooth: Huh! Sandiego, sector 2--

Bunny: Come on, mate, Pitch went out with the Dark Ages, huh? We made sure of it.

North: I know it was him. We have serious situation.

Tooth: Hey, hey, I hate to interrupt--

Bunny: Well I have a serious situation with some eggs!

Sandy: [gets mad and grabs an elf]

Tooth: Concentrate on the matter--

Sandy: [rings the elf's bell furiously, then gestures to the Man in the Moon once he has their attention]

North: Ah! Man in Moon! Sandy, why didn't you say something?

Sandy: [gets a little frustrated]

North: It's been a long time, old friend! What is big news?

MiM: [shines a light on their Guardian emblem, with the shadow becoming Pitch]

Bunny: It is Pitch...

North: [pats his belly vigorously] Manny, what must we do?

MiM: [the Guardian plate opens up to reveal a crystal embedded in rock rising from the floor]

Tooth: Uh guys, you know what this means?

North: He's choosing a new Guardian...

Bunny: What?! Why?

North: Must be big deal. Manny thinks we need help.

Bunny: Since when do we need help?

Tooth: I wonder who it's gonna be? Maybe the Leprechaun? [Sandy has a 4-leaf clover over his head too.]

Bunny: Please not the Groundhog, please not the groundhog...

MiM: [shapes the light above the crystal into a humanoid figure]

North: ... Jack Frost.

Tooth's Fairies: [Swoon]

Bunny: Uh, I take it back. The Groundhog's fine.

Tooth: Well a-as long he helps to, uh, to protect the children, right?

Bunny: Jack Frost!? He- He doesn't care about children! A'ight, all he does is freeze water pipes and mess with my egg hunts! Alright? He's an irresponsible, selfish-

North: Guardian.

Bunny: Jack Frost is many things, but he is not a Guardian.

Snow Day
[Russia. Jack starts across from some children at a street, but then only his creeping frost is visible, and he chuckles.]

[People are gasping as the frost makes its way near them.]

Jack: Oh! Now that, that was fun. Hey wind! [The wind gets louder.] Take me home!

Jack: [Gets blown away and shouts in amusement all the while. He descends to the new town - Burgess, Pennsylvania.] Snow day! [He laughs some more as he skates around the lake where he awakened.]

Jamie: [Drops his book]

Jack: [Looks at the book] Huh, that looks interesting. Good book?

Caleb: All right! Yeah! Whoo hoo!

Claude: Snow Day!

Jack: [Chuckles] You're welcome!

Jamie: Guys, wait up! Are you guys coming to the egg hunt Sunday?

Caleb: Yeah! Free candy!

Claude: I hope we can find the eggs with all this snow!

Kids: [shouting in mock worry]

Jamie: It says here that they found Big Foot hair samples and DNA! In Michigan! That's like super-close!

Jack: [Lands on the fence thanks to the wind.]

Claude: Here we go again.

Jamie: You saw that video too, Claude! He's out there!

Caleb: That's what you said about aliens.

Claude: And the Easter Bunny.

Jamie: Wow, the Easter Bunny is real.

Jack: Oh he's real, alright. Real annoying, real grumpy, and really full of himself.

Claude: Come on, you guys believe anything.

Sophie: Easter Bunny! Hop hop hop! [Trips] Ah!

Jamie: Mom! Sophie fell again.

Sophie: [starts crying]

Mrs. Bennett: You okay Soph?

Claude: --sledding or what?

Mrs. Bennett: Jamie? Hat?

Jamie: Hah?

Mrs. Bennett: [Puts a warm weather beanie on his head.] You don't want Jack Frost nipping at your nose!

Jamie: Who's Jack Frost?

Mrs. Bennett: No one, honey, it's just an expression.

Jack: Hey!

Kids: [Laugh as they wander off to play]

Jack: Who's Jack Frost? [He blows on a snowball, then throws it at the back of Jamie's head.]

Jamie: Uh! [Eyes twinkle and he laughs] Okay! Who threw that?

Jack: Well, it wasn't Big Foot, kiddo.

Jamie: [Laughs and picks up a snowball too and throws it at his friends.]

Pippa: Jamie Bennett! No fair!

Jamie: You struck first!

[Kids start throwing at each other]

Jack: Free for all! [Starts skating around them, staff to the ground.] Alright, who needs ammo? [More enchanted snowballs appear.]

[Kids laughing]

Cupcake: [Growls angrily as she turns around]

Pippa: Run. I hit Cupcake!

Monty: She hit Cupcake.

Claude: You hit Cupcake?

Cupcake: [Grunts as she's hit again.]

Caleb: Did you throw that?

Claude: No.

Pippa: It wasn't me!

[Jack smiles atop his staff, perched between all of the kids to make it look like it came from their direction.]

Cupcake: [starts laughing as her eyes sparkle with mischief, then they all run around]

Jack: Little slippery! [He creates an ice run in front of Jamie, who falls forward onto his sled.]

Kids: Jamie!

Jamie: Woah!

Pippa: That's the street!

Jamie: Woah!

Jack: Woah! Don't worry, kid, I gotcha. Hold on! It's gonna be alright!

Jamie: [shouting]

Jack: Keep up with me, kid! Take a left!

Pedestrian: Hey, slow down!

Jamie: Oh no no no no no!

Pedestrian Lady: Is that Jamie Bennett?

Pedestrian: Hey watch it!

Jack: There you go!

Jamie: No no!

Jack: Whoo hoo...

Jamie: No no!

[Street cacophony]

Jack: [laughs] [Car horn] Woah!

Jamie: Wooooah! [He careens up a ramp Jack has made and lands in front of a statue.]

Pippa: Oh my gosh...

Jack: Yeah ha hah!

Kids: Jamie- Jamie, are you alright?

Jamie: [Pops up] Woah ho ho! Did you guys see that? It was amazing! I slid- I did a jump! And- and I slid under- [Couch slides into him and knocks him over]

[Kids gasp]

Jack: Whoops.

[Kids gasp again]

Jamie: Cool, a tooth!

Claude: Dude! That means cash!

Jamie: Tooth Fairy-

Jack: Ah no...

[Kids chattering]

Jack: No...

Jamie: I gotta put this under my pillow!

Jack: Oh wait a minute, come on- Hold on, hold on! What about all the fun we just had? That wasn't the Tooth Fairy, that was me! [Kids pass through him.] 'S a guy gotta do to get a little attention around here?

[Jack flies off while pedestrians remark on the weather.]

Connor Lacey: Hello. Are you Jack Frost? The one who makes all those snow days?

Jack Frost: Yes, I am. And you are?

Tai Kamiya: My name is Tai. And this is my sister Kari. And these my friends form camp. I like you to meet Sora.

Sora: Nice to meet you.

Tai Kamiya: And self doplay cool one over their is Matt.

Matt: No autographs, please.

Tai Kamiya: And this is Joe.

Joe: I shack hands.

Tai Kamiya: That's Mimi.

Mimi: Wow, some great Mixels from another world!

Tai Kamiya: Izzy here is our computer exprend.

Izzy: Do you have Internet axends?

Tai Kamiya: And last with out less, this little guys, is uh...

T.K: T.K, call me T.K. And I'm not small as I look.

Tai Kamiya: And these are our Digimon.

Agumon: I'm Tai's Digimon Agumon.

Gabumon: My name is Gabumon. I'm Matt's Digimon.

Biyomon: Hi, I'm Sora's Digimon Biyomon.

Gomamon: I'm Joe's buddy, Gomamon.

Tentomon: Tentomon is my name. I'm Izzy's partner.

Palmon: I'm Mimi's Digimon, Palmon.

Patamon: I'm T.K's best friend Patamon.

Gatomon: And I'm Kari's Digimon Gatomon.

Brock: My name's Brock, and I'm a Pokemon breeder.

Misty: And I'm Misty, my specialty is water pokemon.

Togepi: Togepi

Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum and I'm trying to be a Pokemon master.

Pikachu: Pika.

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah and this is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Tracey Sketchit: I'm Tracey Sketchit.

May: Hi, I'm May. And this is my little brother Max.

Max: Hello.

Dawn: My name's Dawn, I'm trying to be a Pokémon Coordinator and this is my partner Piplup.

Piplup: Piplup!

Iris: I'm Iris and this is Axew.

Axew: Axew!

Cilan: I'm Cilan and I'm a Pokémon connoisseur

Bloom (Winx Club): I'm Bloom. And, this is Stella, Flora, Aisha and Tecna.

Thomas: I'm Thomas, this is my best friend Percy.

Percy: Um, Hello!

Emily: Hello, my name's Emily

Henry: I am Henry.

James: I'm James and this is Toby the Tram engine

Gordon: Hello, I'm Gordon.

Edward: My name's Edward.

Twilight: I'm Twilight Sparkle.

Applejack: Ah'm Applejack.

Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy.

Pinkie: I'm Pinkie Pie.

Rarity: I am Rarity

Rainbow: Rainbow Dash. The one and only.

Spike: I'm Spike. And, these are our friends from the Scooby-Doo realm, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy...

Scooby-Doo: And Scooby-Doo.

Yugi Moto: I'm Yugi Moto and this is Téa Gardner, Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Bakura Ryou, Serenity Wheeler, Duke Devlin, Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Jaden Yuki, Yubel, Syrus Truesdale, Chumley Huffington, Zane Truesdale, Bastion Misawa, Chazz Princeton, Blair Flannigan, Tyranno Hassleberry, Adrian Gecko, Axel Brodie, Jesse Anderson, Yusei Fudo, Akiza Izinski, Leo, Luna, Yuma Tsukamo, Astral, Tori Meadow, Bronk Stone, Flip, Caswell, Kat, Vetrix, Trey, Quattro, Quinton, Reginald Shark Kastle, Dumon, Rio Kastle, Ray Shadows, Alito, Girag, Mizar, Orbital 7, Lillybot, Zuzu, Declan, Gong, Sora, Ayu, Tatsuya, Futoshi, Yusaku Fujiki/Playmaker, Shoichi Kusanagi, Ai, Naoki Shima, Gore, Aoi Zaizen/Blue Angel and Emma Bessho/Ghost Girl.

Littlefoot: I'm Littlefoot, and this is Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike the Stegosaurus, Grandpa Longneck and Grandma Longneck.

Simba: I'm Simba, and this is Nala.

Timon: I'm Timon.

Pumbaa: Pumbaa!

Connor Lacey: Miles Callisto, Loretta Callisto, Blodger Blopp, Haruna Kitumba, Mirandos Ariellian, M.E.R.C., Miss Baker, Sly, Sheldon and Bowtie Blaze, AJ, Gabby, Stripes, Starla, Darington, Zeg and Watts, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Slash, Leatherhead, Dr. Tyler Rockwell, Pigeon Pete, Muckman, Mondo Gecko, Sal Commander, Mona Lisa, Karai, Shinigami, Alopex, Iris (Lolirock), Auriana, Talia, Carissa, Lyna, Apple White, Briar Beauty, Ashlynn Ella, Hopper Croakington II, Blondie Lockes, Lizzie Hearts, Daring Charming, Alistair Wonderland, Farrah Goodfairy, Crystal Winter, Faybelle Thorn, Holly O'Hair, Dexter Charming, Justine Dancer, Gus Crumb and Helga Crumb, Meeshell Mermaid, Raven Queen, Madeline Hatter, Cerise Hood, Hunter Huntsman, Kitty Cheshire, Bunny Blanc, Cedar Wood, Darling Charming, C.A. Cupid, Ramona Wolf, Rosabella Beauty, Ginger Breadhouse, Poppy O'Hair, Nina Thumbell, Melody Piper, Jillian Beanstalk, Humphrey Dumpty, Sparrow Hood, Agent J, Agent K, Yuya Sakaki, Alexis Rhodes, Aster Phoenix, Crow Hogan, Jack Atlas, Kite Tenjo, Ikki Tenryou, Metabee, Erika, Brass, Koji Karakuchi, Sumilidon, The Screws (Samantha and Peppercat, Sloan and Totalizer, Spyke and Cynadog), Rintaro, Kantaroth, Karin Junlei, Neutranurse, Henry/Hikaru Agata, Arcbeetle, Nae, Honey, Ginkai, Arc-Dash, Tak, Komandog, Rokusho, Connor, Abby, Chip, Mong, Hela Nemo, Professor Nemo, Cubix, Dondon, Cerebix, Maximix, Kan-it, Diagnostix, Mr. Fixit, Endurix, Tyrannix, Maxwell McGrath, Steel, Alejandro "Alex" Villar, Rayne Martinez, C.Y.T.R.O, Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane, Keith, Lance, Katie "Pidge" Holt, Hunk, Princess Allura, Verity, Verity's Piplup, Sorrel, Sorrel's Lucario, Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien Agreste/Cat Noir, Chloé Bourgeois/Antibug/Queen Bee, Alya Césaire/Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino Lahiffe/The Bubbler/Carapace, Shimmer, Shine, Tala, Nahal, Leah Anne Marie Thompson, Zachary "Zac" Molloy, Kaz, Zain, Scamper, Brain, Zhane, Karone, Melody, Tip, Dash, Mewtwo, Jiminy Cricket, The Good Fairy, Jack Skellington, Zero, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Rouge, E-123 Omega, Cosmo, Cream and Cheese, Silver, Blaze, Tikal the Echidna, Chaos, Ritchie, Chris Thorndyke, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, and Yoshi, Captain Jake, Cubby, Izzy (Pirate) and Skully, Cheetor, Rattrap, Rhinox, Dinobot, Tigatron, Airazor, Silverbolt, Blackarachnia, Depth Charge, Nightscream, Botanica, Ten (Batman Beyond), Aisling, Ryan Mitchell, Sari Sumdac, Bumblebee (Prime), Strongarm, Sideswipe (Robots in Disguise), Grimlock (RID 2015), Drift (Autobot), Jetstorm (Autobot Mini-Con), Slipstream, Jazz (Robots in Disguise), Windblade, Bulkhead (Transformers: Prime) and Ratchet (Prime), Chief Charlie Burns, Chase (Rescue Bots), Kade Burns, Heatwave, Dani Burns, Blades (Rescue Bots), Graham Burns, Woody Burns, Salvage, Blurr (Rescue Bots), High Tide, Quickshadow, Doc Green, Frankie Green, Ronny Robinson, Sentinel Knight, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley's young counterparts from A Pup Named Scooby-Doo!, Lloyd Garmadon, Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Nya, Sensei Wu, Sensei Garmadon, Misako, Princess Harumi, Crystal, Amber, The Hex Girls, Hiro, C-3PO, R2-D2, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Tomax Oliver, Ninjor, Alpha 5, Zordon, Blythe Baxter, Minka Mark, Penny Ling, Pepper Clark, Russell Ferguson, Sunil Nevla, Vinnie Terrio, Zoe Trent, Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Ping Pong, Captain Conrad Zachary "Zak" Storm, Cece, Crogar, Caramba, Clovis, Calabrass, The Chaos, Zazu, Kion, Bunga, Fuli, Beshte, Ono, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Master Splinter, Mushu, Cri-Kee, Samurai Jack, Ashi, Shenron, Ace (Justice League), Koragg the Knight Wolf, Diabolico, Ritchie, Robo Knight, Elsa the Snow Queen, Korra, Mako (Legend of Korra), Bolin, Asami Sato, Frankie Stein, Draculaura, Clawdeen Wolf, Cleo de Nile, Lagoona Blue, Deuce Gorgon, Ghoulia Yelps, Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde, Abbey Bominable, Spectra Vondergeist, Clawd Wolf, Operetta, Toralei Stripe, Heath Burns, Robecca Steam, Rochelle Goyle, Venus McFlytrap, Gigi Grant, Twyla, Skelita Calavaras, Jinafire Long, and I'm Connor Lacey. We're the Irelanders.