At the Podrace

This is how the podrace goes in The Beginning of the Chronicles III

[the next day, we see the race]

[then we come to Gruff, Watto, and Jar Jar]

Watto: I want to see your space the moment the race is over.

Gruff: Patience, my blue firend. You'll have your winnins before the sun sets. And we'll be far away from here.

Watto: Not if your ship belongs to me, I think, huh? (laughs) I warn you, no funny buisness.

Gruff: You don't think Eevee could win?

Watto: Don't get me wrong, no. I have great faith in the pokemon. He's a credit to your race, but, uh, Sebulba there is going to win, I think.

Jar Jar: Oh no!

Sebulba: [impressing his moves]

Gruff: Why do you think that?

Watto: He always wins! (laughs) I am betting heavily on Sebullba.

Gruff: I'll take that bet.

Watto: Huh?

Gruff: I'll wager my new racing pod against, say.... the pokemon and their mother.

Watto: Fine.

Gruff: So what about Eevee?

Watto: We'll let fate decide. (takes out a cube) I just happen to have a chance cube here. Blue, the boy. Red, his mother.

[he throws the cube down, but Gruff secretly uses the Force to make it sop on Blue]

Watto: [grumbers] You won this small toss, outlander, but you won't win the race! So it makes a little difference!

[just then, Th Evolutions then arrive]

Watto: You better stop your friend's bettings, or I'll end up owning him too. (chuckles)

Eevee: What did he mean by that?

Gruff: I'll tell you later.

Chopper: [beeps]

PROXY: Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous.

Chopper: [beeps and boops]

PROXY: I can assure you, they'll never get me onto one of those deadful starships.

Rodney: Our ship crash landed here a long time ago, so we became outmodes on Tatooine and sold from Jawas.

Peter: Oh, man.

Celebi: This is so wizard, Eevee.

Jirachi: You'll do betetr this time.

Meg: What do you mean?

Manapahy: Finish his race of coruse.

Mge: You never won a race?

Eevee: Yeah, not exacly.

Meg: Not even finished?!

Evee: Manaphy's right, I'll do it this time.

Gruff: Of coruse you will.

Sugarcoat: Sorry old man, but he is going to be wooped by Sebulba again.

Celebi: Shut your mouth, Sugarcoat!

Eevee: What yoy say, crap face?!

Sugarcoat: I said you're gonna be beaten like last time.

Manaphy: Oh yeah? What makes you so sure? And don't say because "Sebulba always wins"!

Sunny Flare: Because he kicked dust bunny's butt!

Eevee: Hey. You know something? If I ever hear you talk about that again, I'm gonna tourqe ya.

Leamon Zest: "Tourqe"? What does that mean?

Eevee: It means I'm gonna hurt you, real bad you won't be seeing it coming. Don't mess with me on this.

Indigo Zap: [growls]

Espeon: And while you're at it, why don't you get yourselves some new outfits, those crystal acdemy outfits make you look ugly!

[The 5 girls look at them not ammused, meanwhile Savage Opress' droids are looking for the queen's ship in the town and we go back to the Boonta Eve classic]

Announcer head 1: Welcome to the Boonta Eve Classic! And such a beutiful day for podracing!

Announcer head 2: That's absolutley right, and a big turn out with the cornors of the outer rim teratorries! I see the contestions are making there way out on the starting grid. I see Ben Quadinaros from the Tund System.

Annoucer head1: Sebulba!

Sebulba: [gets on his pod and wave to the crowd and throws a few kisses]

Indigo Zap: Sebulba!

Annoucer head 1: And in the front row, nearside pole position, Mawhonic!

Annoucer head 2: A hearty hello to Clegg Holdfast and his Voltec KT9 Wasp! And back again, it's the mighty Dud Bolt, with that increidble racing machine, the Vulptereen 3 2 7.

Annoucer head #1: And a late entry, young Eevee Evolution. A local pokemon.

[the crowd cheers]

Anouccer head #2: I see the flags are headed out onto the track.

[then as Jar Jar is helping to get the pod ready he hears something fart]

Jar Jar: Huh?

[a camel then looks back at Jar Jar]

Jar Jar: [blubbers] Pee yousa! [holds his nose]

Sylveon; Be safe.

Eevee: I will, Mom. I promise.

[but then Sebulba walks up to Eevee's pod and sabatoges a part of it]

Sebulba: UH-oh. (snickers as he walks up to Eevee) You won't walk away from this one, you slave scum.

Eevee: Don't count on it, slime ball.

Sebulba: You're bantha fodder! (chuckles as he walks away)

Gruff: You all set, Eevee?

Eevee: Yep.

Gruff: Right. [lifts him into the cockpit.] Remeber, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Use your instincts.

Eevee: I will.

Gruff: [hands Eevee his helmet] May the Force be with you.

Announcer head 1: And now entiering the arena, Jabba the Hutt!

[The crowd cheers as Jabba arrives]

Jabba the hutt: Welcome. Begin the race!

[each of the podracers start their engines]

Anouccer head 1:

Annoucer head 2: Hey, it looks like they're clearing the grid.

Sylveon: Is he nervious?

Gruff: He's fine.

Lois: You Jedi are far too reckless, the Duek and Duche do not.

Master Shake: They trust our judgements. You should too.

Meg: You assume too much.

Announcer head 2: Start your engines!

[soon all pod's engines rev up to full power]

Jar Jar: Oh, dissen gonna be messy. Me no watch'n!

[all pod then rev their engines]

Manaphy: Go Eevee! Go Eevee!

Jabbo the hutt: [bites onto something and then spits it out and it rings a gong]

[the racing lights then come on and then turn green and all the pod fly down the track, but Eevee's starts but stops]

Eevee: What! No!

Anouccer head 2: Wait, Little Evolution has stalled.

[the crowd laughs]

Sugarcoat: Yes!