Connor Lacey's Realm Adventures of Monster High Electrified/Transcript

This is the transcript for Connor Lacey's Realm Adventures of Monster High Electrified.

[computer dings]

Draculaura: Hi, there. I'm Draculaura and, well, I'm a monster. Oh, but don't be afraid. We're not what you think. We're nice and normal and weird too, and we all go to a school together and... [chuckles] Wait. Let me start from the beginning. At first it was just lonely little me and my dad, flapping around in our very big, old house. But then I met Frankie. And then I met Clawdeen.

Clawdeen: [howls]

Draculaura: And then, I met Connor Lacey, Max Taylor, Chomp, Rex Owen, Ace, Zoe Drake, Paris, Dr. Z, Ursula of the Alpha Gang, Terry the Tyrannosaurus, Zander, Spinney, Ed, Tank, Laura, Rod, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko, Appa, Momo, Uncle Iroh, Suki, Mai, Ty Lee and all their friends.

[no audible dialogue]

Draculaura: And together, we decided to turn our house into a school. Monster High. A place where every monster is welcome. My Dad gave me an ancient monster transporter called a Mapalogue. We used it to rescue monsters from all over the world.

[no audible dialogue]

Draculaura: I've made so many fangtastic new friends, and now Monster High is filled with students. And you're welcome to join us too. All you have to do is...

Clawdeen: Draculaura, official Mapalogue emergency.

Frankie Stein: We found another ghoul.

Connor Lacey: Her name is Silvi.

Max Taylor: And, she has some trouble with the humans.

Aang: We need to rescue her.

Draculaura: Right! Come along.

[together] Silvi, exto monstrum!

[crickets chirping]

[car alarm blares]

[panting]

[woman] Come on!

[girl] Did you see it? It's over there.

[panting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[panting]

[gasps]

[boy] Where'd it go?

[woman] Have you seen it?

[woman] Maybe it climbed the fence?

[man] Nah, wolves can't climb. Let's check the other side.

[whoosh]

Draculaura: Hi. We're your Official Welcoming Committee, and we would just like to say... Huh? Where is she?

[Silvi] Down here. Help me, please. They've got the place surrounded.

[man] You hear that?

[together] Huh?

[girl] What's going on?

[boy] It sounded... electrical?

Clawdeen Wolf: So rude.

Frankie Stein: I think we'd better do something.

Cleo DeNile: Of course. But will we still have time for a bite before...

[woman] There. In the alley.

[crowd chattering]

[girl] Where did it go?

Clawdeen Wolf: Ghouls, let's move.

[electricity crackles]

[girl] Whoa, hey. Is there a blackout? What's going on?

[squeals]

Boy: Ah! What was that?

[shrieks]

[whistles]

Silvi: Ah. [gasps]

[man] I see something.

[growls]

[growls]

Man: There!

[girl] Don't let it get away.

[man] Go, go, go, go! [grunts]

Silvi: [grunts] Ah, thank you.

Lagoona Blue: No worries.

Cleo DeNile: No problem.

Frankie Stein: Our pleasure.

Draculaura: Happy to help.

Clawdeen Wolf: [growls] It's what we do.

Silvi: Uh... [scoffs] Who are you?

Draculaura: [clears throat] Hi. We're your Official Welcoming Committee, and we would just like to say...

Clawdeen Wolf: Uh, ghouls? I think the normies figured out they've been tricked. Time to go.

Draculaura: [groans]

Frankie Stein: Don't worry. We're monsters too. Obviously. Come on.

[whoosh]

Silvi: [gasps]

Draculaura: Okay. So now, as your Official Welcoming Committee, we would just like to say...

[together] Welcome to Monster High!

[chattering]

[thunder strikes]

[electricity crackles]

[girl] Have you read Chapter 13?

[girl] Is this right?

Connor Lacey: Wow. Looks like, the students are doing well in their science projects.

[explosion]

[explosion]

[gasps]

[groans]

Sokka: It seems like Frankie's doing well at it.

Toph Bei Fong: After all, she is the granddaughter of Victor Frankenstein.

[crackling]

Lagoona Blue: Frankie is really amped up about this science project, huh?

Katara: Yeah.

Draculaura: Have you seen it? It's a... It's a... amazing. [chuckles] Isn't it?

Clawdeen Wolf: You have no idea what it is, do you?

Draculaura: Nope.

Lagoona Blue: No clue.

Cleo DeNile: What is that thing anyway?

Frankie Stein: It's a ultra-high-density, direct current capacitor for storing high levels of electric energy.

Cleo DeNile: Neat.

Frankie Stein: It's like a super battery. I'm trying to put all that electricity... into this. Imagine only having to charge your phone once a year. Oh, and for the normies, electricity is everything. This device is really going to change their world for the better.

Connor Lacey: Wow, I guess you're know how to help us humans.

Frankie Stein: You got that right.

Draculaura: [gasps] Amazing.

Cleo DeNile: Fascinating.

[Moanica] Why would you want to help normies? They've never tried to help us. [sighs]

Gob: [yelps]

Moanica: How do you work this thing, anyway?

Zomboyz: [chuckles]

Frankie Stein Moanica, don't touch that. It's not...

[girls] Whoa.

Frankie Stein: ...done yet.

Moanica: [scoffs]

All: [giggles]

Moanica: [scoffs]

[zaps]

[school bell rings]

Werewolf student 1: You wanna go see Ari? I hear she's performing right now.

Frankie Stein: Isn't it great? Just look at all these monsters.

Draculaura: Together, under one roof, making friends with each other.

Lagoona Blue: Oh.

Gob: [gurgles]

Duece Gorgan: Looking good.

Gob: [gurgles] Ooh!

Woolie: [gasps] Ooh!

Silvi: [muffled]

Frankie Stein: And it looks like the new ghoul even made a friend.

Connor Lacey: Yeah, if I haven't met you two, or Clawdeen, none of this would happen.

Draculaura: I know, what you mean. It's hard to believe that just a few short months ago, Monster High didn't even exist.

Frankie Stein: Yeah, it's strange to think just last year I was hiding with my pops in Bavaria. I'd never seen another monster. Now I can't even take two steps without bumping into o... Oh, my ghoul. I am so sorry. I didn't see you there.

Twyla: Yeah, I get that a lot. When you're the daughter of the Boogey-man, you kind of, well, fade into the shadows.

Draculaura: Fascinating. You're Twyla, right? What are you doing here all alone?

Twyla: Uh, I like to hang out here during lunch.

[Frankie] All by yourself?

Twyla: Sure, I like my alone time.

Connor Lacey: A loner? Whoa.

Draculaura: Hey, I like alone time too! [chuckles] Come with us. We'll be alone together.

Ari: Have you ever

Draculaura: Yes! Ari!

Ari: Looked in the mirror and said You're amazing?

Draculaura: You can always be alone at an Ari concert. Alone with the music.

Ari: The smile on your face You're the best! Don't be afraid of your glow No more hiding in the...

Draculaura: Isn't Ari just creeperific, Twyla? Uh, Twyla?

[music continues, faint]

Draculaura: Guess she's not a music fan.

Frankie Stein: Maybe she's just shy.

Draculaura: Oh, I feel terrible. Oh, oh! We should throw her a party to apologize!

Frankie Stein: Yes. Like a really big, big party and invite the whole school. Yeah, I would hold off on those invitations, Draculaura.

Ari: Just the way I am

Wraythe: Wow! All right.

Duece: Man, I wonder what it's like to be up on stage like that?

Wraythe: Deuce. We should totally start our own band.

Duece: Yes. Yes. I am liking this idea.

Wraythe: Bonesy? Skelly? You in?

[guitar riff]

Wraythe: Yeah! That's the spirit. [imitating air guitar]

Silvi: Hey, I play a lot of instruments.

Venus McFlytrap: Ooh. And I've loved music since I was a seedling. Can we be in the band?

Silvi: Oh, and Woolee.

Wraythe: Depends. Can you ghouls do this? [imitating air guitar]

[imitating air guitar]

Duece: Oh, they're good. They're in.

[air guitar riff]

Ursula (Dinosaur King): You wanna see Dracula? I hear he's giving out research on humans.

Dracula: But while all of us monsters find spiders like Webby here to be charming and wonderful creatures, (Webby: [chirps]) it is important to remember that whenever a human sees a spider, they do this. [clears throat] [screams] [shouts] Any questions?

Duece: "Ahh!" Got it.

Dracula: Very good. Then we are moving on to our next Humanology subject, darkness. Now, who can tell me what human beings think about the dark?

[Draculaura] I know! I know!

[boy] I got it.

[boy-2] I got this one.

Lagoona Blue: Professor? Professor Dracula, I know.

[Dracula clears throat]

Dracula: Clawdeen Wolf.

Clawdeen Wolf: Huh? Oh, uh... They think it's clawesome? Because it is?

Dracula: Absolutely......wrong. Humans are scared of the dark.

[all laugh]

Venus McFlytrap: What's to be scared of?

Duece Gorgan: Look out. There's some darkness behind you. Ahh!

Dracula: Yes, yes. I know it's peculiar, but it's true. Humans can not see in the dark like vampires or werewolves.

Moanica D'Kay: Normies are afraid of the dark. Alpha Nanite and the others will want to hear about this. And, so will Scar.

Wraythe: Professor Dracula? If the humans are so scared, then why don't they just suck up a lightbulb like Gob?

Gob: [gulps]

All: [laughing]

Draculaura: Listen up. You monsters and ghouls need to take this seriously. We must learn about humans so that one day, we can happily live together.

Connor Lacey: You tell them, D!

Moanica D'Kay: Ha! I say we should learn about normies so that we can get back at them. For making us hide in the first place.

Dracula: Moanica, please take your seat so we can continue with the lecture.

Moanica D'Kay: Oh, I've already heard plenty, Professor Dracula. And thank you for the lesson. It was very... enlightening.

[students gasp]

Moanica D'Kay: Come on, zomboys. [cackling] I just got an idea. Here's a song about a seorita You know who I mean You'll be lucky to meet her Be in the class Makin' a fool of the teacher Moanica no-show Ora comprendo Always the center in the "dormamental"

Duece Gorgan: Hey!

[music continues]

Moanica D'Kay: Top of the class, as if you need to ask She got the lingo Now wave, mi amigo Let the beat go for me and my amigo Feel the beat, yo Stamp your feet, yo (Zomboyz: [groaning]) Hola, te amo, mucho gusto Me and my boys don't worry Let the beat go for me and my amigo (Zomboyz: [groan]) Feel the beat, yo Stamp your feet, yo Hola, te amo, mucho gusto (Zomboyz: [groaning]) Me and my boys don't worry All the monsters in the school They'll be comin' up Need to know that there'll be time to be growin' up Lessons hittin' you harder than a coconut Gotta focus your mind Always be on time I got plans that only I can figure out Got the brains to pull 'em off without a doubt Now's the time to jump on up and scream and shout Me and my boys, we're gonna show you what it's all about Let the beat go for me and my amigo Feel the beat, yo Stamp your feet, yo Hola, te amo, mucho gusto Me and my boys don't worry Let the beat go for me and my amigo Feel the beat, yo Stamp your feet, yo Ha! Hola, te amo, mucho gusto Me and my boys don't worry [whistles]

Zomboyz: [groaning]

Scar: Our ally has done well, everyone. This is very good news indeed. All humans are terrified of the dark. And, they would be scared of all monsters.

Zeltrax: Yes, that's what I thought too.

Scar: Have Moanica and her Zomboyz to continue the plan. Tell me at once, if anything changes.

Broodwing: You hear that?

Moanica D'Kay: Yes sir.

Scar: The Ireland Gang's friends' lesson could be most fortuitous for us. Perhaps, it could even led to the end of Connor and the reign of King Simba.

Ushari: And then, we villains will rule the 16 realms.

Alpha Nanite: Under your leadership, of course. Right, Scar?

Scar: Of course, Alpha. Of course. [Laughs evilly]

[Moanica] You two, read all those. You three, gather some of these. You... get me a mummy mocha.

[voice] Hmm. What do you think they're up to?

Frankie Stein: I don't know. Oh, uh, who said that? Twyla?

Twyla: Hey. You want me to keep an eye on those zomboys for you? I could see what they're planning.

Frankie Stein: Mmm. As class president, this is my responsibility. But thank y... Twyla? [gasps] Okay, you are really good at that. Maybe you should keep an eye on them. But you let me know as soon as you find anything. Whatever she's up to, I'll deal with it. I've got a feeling something big is on the horizon.

[rumbling]

Frankie Stein: Was that thunder?

[banging]

Duece Gorgan: Uh, sorry. Runaway drum kit.

Wraythe: We're starting a band!

[banging continues]

Ari: And... she heard a noise. As she headed down the dark tunnel, slowly, she turned around. But what she saw wasn't a ghost at all. It was... ...a human!

[all scream]

All: [laughing]

Draculaura: You got me.

Clawdeen Wolf: Come on, Frankie. Let's play truth or scare.

Frankie Stein: Huh? Okay. Truth or scare? Cleo.

Cleo DeNile: Hmm. Scare.

Frankie Stein: You have to......kiss Webby.

All: [giggles]

Cleo DeNile: Ew.

Webby: [chirps]

Cleo DeNile: [groans] [smacks]

Webby: [chirps]

Cleo DeNile: [groans]

All: [laughing]

Draculaura: Clawdeen, you're next.

Zoe Drake: Yeah. Truth or scare?

Clawdeen Wolf: Yeah, um, I'm gonna go with truth.

Draculaura: Oh, I know. I know. What's your biggest dream?What do you want to do when we don't have to hide from humans?

Clawdeen Wolf: Well, um, when I was a were-pup, we lived in a dark, dingy den. There was no style, no art. But then Monster High found me. And I discovered how good it made me feel to be creative, and to create for others too. So, my dream is to open a salon. A place for everybody, humans and monsters alike. And I want to be the head stylist that makes them all say... [howls]

All: [applause]

Frankie Stein: Whoo-hoo! Yeah, nice. Clawdeen, that's a spooktacular idea. You should do it.

Tommy Oliver: That's right.

Toph Bei Fong: Yeah.

Clawdeen Wolf: [scoffs] Yeah. Maybe someday.

Draculaura: Or... right now?

Clawdeen Wolf: Now? What, like, now now?

Draculaura: Think about it. Opening a salon is the perfect next step to revealing ourselves to humans. We could all work there and get to know them. They'll just think we're in costumes.

Cleo DeNile: She's right. Nothing makes someone open up to you like sitting in a salon chair.

Clawdeen Wolf: But, gang. I mean, where would the salon even go?

[Frankie] I know! The abandoned power station where I used to hide. It's the perfect spot for such a voltageous idea.

Clawdeen Wolf: This is all happening so fast. What if I'm not ready?

[all] You're ready.

Clawdeen Wolf: Ah, um... [sighs] Okay, let's do it. Let's turn the power station into a fierce salon!

All: [cheering]

Lagoona Blue: Yes!

All: [laughing]

[chirping]

Frankie Stein: Ta-da!

Lagoona Blue: Um, it looks nice.

[object bangs]

Lagoona Blue: And... like I should be wearing a hard hat?

Frankie Stein: I know, I know. It might not look like much now.

Cleo De Nile: It's perfect! I can see it now. Reclining lounge coffins in the waiting area here. A row of styling chairs with crystal skulls over there. And in that corner? Wait for it. Fog machines!

[zapping]

Frankie Stein: Hmm.

Connor Lacey: What is it, Frankie?

Frankie Stein: It's like the shock just happened.

Cleo De Nile: This here and up there...

[ricochets]

Lagoona Blue: [screams]

Cleo De Nile: Huh? Oh, we should probably do something about that.

Lagoona Blue: [grunts] It's going to take a lot of work to get this place ready. You're sure you can do it, Cleo?

Cleo De Nile: My family built towering pyramids that have stood for eons. Trust me. I can do this.

[thunder rumbles]

Clawdeen Wolf: [panting] Um... Ah. No. [groans] No, no, no, no! [grunting, growling] Wrong! All wrong. Mmm. [grunting] Uh-oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! I can't do this!

Clawdeen's mom: Everything okay in here, sweet pup?

Clawdeen Wolf: I'm designing looks for the salon's big opening night. But nothing is good enough. What about this one? This is good. Mom, that's just a sleeve! Well, it's a very nice sleeve. [groans] You don't understand. When we open for the normies, everything has to be incredible. Mmm. What if nobody likes what I do?