The Aristowarriors Part 7/Transcript

This is the transcript of The Aristowarriors Part 7.

(Fade to the rooftops of Hyrule Town at nighttime. The kids are walking as they're exhausted)

Zelda: Link, our mother will be so worried. Are you sure we can't get home tonight?

Elise: Zelda, I'm tired.

Robin: Me too, and my feet are killing me.

Link: Look, Zelda, it's late, and the guys are bushed.

Pit: I'll bet we walked a hundred miles.

Robin: I'll bet it's more than a thousand.

Zelda: Now, now, guys. Cheer up. Link knows a place where we can stay tonight.

Pit: How much farther is it, Link?

Link: (Chuckles) Keep your head up, archer. It's just beyond that next chimney pot.

(They arrive at Link's penthouse pad)

Link: Well, there it is. My own penthouse pad. It's not exactly the Ritz, but it's peaceful and quiet.

(Lights turn on as the window opens, and a few pieces of the roof fell off, because a jazz trumpet is blaring)

Link: Oh! Oh, no. It looks like my friends have dropped by.

Zelda: Oh. Friends of yours?

Link: Uh-huh, yeah. They're old buddies and they're real swingers.

Zelda: "Swingers." What is a "Swinger"?

Link: You know. Uh, not exactly your type, Zelda. Maybe we'd better find another place, huh?

(Pit, Elise and Robin go to investigate)

Zelda: Oh, no, no, no. I would like to see your pad, and meet your friends.

Link: Well, okay.

(Jazz continues to play as the kids enter the penthouse pad)

Link: Hey, Marth! Blow some of that sweet stuff my way.

(We see Link's friends: Marth, Roy, Tiki, Ike, Lucina, Owain, Inigo, Severa, and a pair of Pokemon: Sceptile and Feraligatr playing their instruments. Marth blares his trumpet)

Marth: (Chuckles) Well, looky here. It looks like Link is back with his allies. Swing on down here, Link!

(Link slides by Owain, Inigo, Severa, and Sceptile playing the piano)

Link: Lay some skin on me, Marth. (They both slap hands) Yeah!

Roy: Well, Link, it's so good to see you again!

Tiki: Welcome back, Link!

Feraligatr: Good to see ya, sonny!

Link: Zelda, this is the greatest warrior of them all.

Zelda: Oh, I'm delighted to meet you, Marth.

Marth: Likewise, Zelda. (Kisses Zelda's hand) You're too much.

Zelda: (Giggles) Oh, you are charming! And your music is so different, so exciting.

(Everyone continues playing their music)

Robin: This may not be Beethoven, Zelda, but it really sure bounces.

Marth: (Chuckles) Say! This guy knows where it's at!

Elise: Knows where what's at?

Marth: Well, little lady, let me elucidate here.

(Ev'rybody Likes a Warrior plays)

Everybody likes a warrior

Because a guy's the only guy who knows where it's at

Tell me!

Everybody's pickin' up on that feeling beat

 'Cause everything else is obsolete

Marth: Strictly high-button shoes.

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Every time he plays

(Horn)

But with a square in the act

You can set music back

To the caveman days

(Marth scats)

I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing

Still the guy's the only guy who knows how to swing

Who wants to dig a long-haired gig and stuff it like that

When everybody wants to be a cat

A squarewith a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Every time he plays

Oh, a-rinky tinky dinky

With a square in the act

You can set music back

To the caveman days

Elise: Oh, a-rinky tinky dinky

Yes, everybody likes a warrior

Because a guy's the only guy who knows where it's at

When playin' jazz he always has a welcome mat

 'Cause everybody digs a swingin' cat

Owain: Oh, boy, guys! Let's all rock the joint!

Ike: Ha-ha! Groove it, everybody! (Laughs)

(Sceptile places a cymbal on his head)

(Jazz music plays as everyone dances. Robin is playing on the piano, as Inigo strikes the keys with chopsticks)

Inigo: Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo young (Laughs) Fortune cookie always wrong (Chuckles) That's a really hot one!

(Marth plays his trumpet, as we go to Zelda and Link)

Link: How about you and me, Zelda?

Zelda: Yes. Let's swing it, Link.

(Link and Zelda dance together)

Pit: Groovy, Zelda, groovy!

Marth: (Handing the trumpet to Robin) Blow it, mister. Blow it.

(Robin blows the trumpet weakly as his face turned blue)

Inigo: Boy, he blew it (Chuckles)

Severa: Yeah, but he was a-close.

(The music continues as everyone continues dancing until Zelda starts playing the harp)

Marth: (Sighs) Mmm.

Link: Beautiful

Zelda: If you want turn me on

Play your horn

Don't spare the tone

And blow a little soul into the tune

(Marth plays his trumpet as Roy sniffs and smiles)

Link: Let's take to to another key

Marth: Modulate and wait for me

I'll take a few ad-libs and pretty soon

(Marth blows his trumpet again)

The other guys will all commence

Congregatin' on the fence

Beneath the alley's only light

Zelda: Where every note is

Out of sight

(Marth blows the trumpet which puts everyone into a wild jazz dance)

Everybody, everybody

Everybody likes a warrior

Hallelujah!

Everybody, everybody

Everybody likes a warrior

(The piano breaks the floor and they all fall to the bottom floor)

I'm tellin' you

Everybody, everybody

Everybody likes a warrior

Yeah!

(They exit the house as they play their instruments)

Everybody, everybody

Everybody likes a warrior

(The kids watch as band parades with other warriors and their Pokemon following)

Mmm!

Everybody, everybody

Everybody likes a warrior

(The camera goes up to the moon)

Hallelujah!

Everybody, everybody

Everybody likes a warrior

(Fade to black)

(We now fade to where Zelda is putting Pit, Robin, and Elise in bed, as Link watches)

Robin: (Sighs, then he sings) Everybody likes a warrior

Elise: Because a guy's the only guy

Who knows what it's for

Pit: Oh, yeah

Zelda: Sweet dreams, my loved ones.

(Zelda goes outside on the balcony with Link)

Link: I'll bet they're on that magic carpet right now.

Zelda: (Laughs) They could hardly keep their eyes open. Ah. Such an exciting day.

(Elise wakes up and watches Zelda)

Link: It sure was, and what a finale.

Zelda: Link, your friends are really delightful. I just love them.

Link: Well, they're kinda tough, you know, around the edges, but if you're ever in a jam, wham, they're right there.

Zelda: And, wham, when we needed you, you were right there.

Link: That was just a lucky break for me, baby.

Zelda: Oh, thank you so much for offering us your home. Oh, I mean your pad.

(Link and Zelda go to the end of the balcony as Elise follows)

Zelda: It's very nice.

Link: Well, now, wait a minute. You know, this is the low-rent district, remember?

Zelda: No, no, no, I like it. Well, uh... Well, all it needs is a little tidying up, and, well, maybe a...little feminine touch.

Link: Well, if you're applying for the job, we'll...

(Cut to Elise as Robin follows her)

Elise: Oh, goody. Our big sister's going to work for Mr. Link.

(Cut back to Link and Zelda)

Link: (Looks at Zelda's eyes) Wow, your eyes are like sapphires. Gee! Huh. That's pretty corny, though, huh?

Zelda: No, not at all. Any woman would like it. Oh, I, I mean, even little Elise.

(Elise feels delighted to hear that, but Robin jeers at her)

Link: Yeah. All your siblings, Zelda. I love them.

(Elise, Robin and Pit watch Link and Zelda)

Zelda: And they are very fond of you.

Robin: Yeah!

Elise: Shh!

Link: You know, they need... Well, you know, a sort... (Link and Zelda hold hands together) Well, a sort of a... Well, a prince around. Because you a princess.

Zelda: Oh, Link, that would be wonderful. Oh, Link, if, if only I could.

Link: But why can't you?

Zelda: Because of our mother. I could never leave her.

Link: But your mom... Well, she's just another person. You're just her children.

Zelda: Oh, no, no. She's a queen. We mean far more to her than that. Oh, sorry, my dear. We'll just have to go home tomorrow.

(Link and Zelda hug)

Link: Yeah. Well... I guess you know best, and I'm gonna miss you, baby. Huh, and your siblings.

(Elise sighs)

Link: (O.S.) Gee, I'm gonna miss them, too.

Robin: Well, we almost had a big brother.

Pit: Yeah. (Yawns) Let's go back to bed.

(Pit, Robin and Elise all go back to their bed, as Zelda walks away from Link)

Link: Good night, Zelda.

Zelda: Good night, Link.

(Link starts to look at the stars)

(Fade to black)