Bad Po and the Evil Warrior Five/Transcript

This is the script for Bad Po and the Evil Warrior Five.

[The episode starts at the Jade Palace]

Thomas: Hi-yah!

Tayo: Hoo-hah!

[They take out some cut-outs of their enemies from the past]

Poli: [does karate yells] Take that!

[He hits a cut-out]

[Lightning eyes a cut-out of Jackson Storm then jumps into the air]

Lightning McQueen: Spinning Dragon attack!

[He hits it with his rear right tire]

[Budgie kicks a cut out]

Budgie the Little Helicopter: Strike!

[Po jumps and takes a hit at the cut-outs]

Shifu: Harder, Po!

[Po picks up an axe and throws it but hits a civilian cut-out by accident]

Po: Oops!

Shifu: A little too hard.

[Shifu walks up to the Warrior 6]

Shifu: You 6 may be the Warrior 6, but both your compassion and your aggression must be balanced to be a whole warrior.

Thomas: Come on, Shifu! It's not really fair.

Po: He's right. She's scary!

[They stare at the cut-out. Thomas shudders]

Shifu: Nevertheless, with croc bandits on the rampage, everyone must be at the top of their game.

Po: Yeah, and we're 'onna go look for 'em right now, in the kitchen. [Begins leaving.]

Shifu: [Stops the Warrior 6] We agreed if you didn't complete the entire course you are to clean the archives. Come with me. [Walks and becomes startled when the goat lady cutout pops up in front of him.] Perhaps we should rethink these designs.

[The seven proceed into the Training Hall. They arrive at a room in the Training Hall that's full of relics.]

Po: Cool! I gotta say, as dumb chores go, this one's kind of awesome. Whoa! [Runs over to a locking stock.] The Ancient Locking Stocks for the prisoner sideshow, [Pans over to a smaller stockade and gasps.] and sideshow junior!

[Po gasps as he runs over to a mask.]

Shifu: Careful Po.

Thomas: He's right, Po. Be careful you'll break it.

Po: [Picks up the mask.] I got it. [Loses his grip on the mask and nearly drops it. Falls with the mask on his face. Laughs nervously.] I had it all the way. [Stands up.]

Shifu: Don't handle the artifacts, Po, just gently dust them. [Hands Po a feather duster.]

Po: Takes the feather duster. Gasps as he looks over at a mirror.] I've heard of this, [Approaches the mirror.] the Mystical Mirror of Yin and Yang. Cool!

Tayo: I know that mirror too. Ryan's three siren friends, the Dazzlings, looked into it once and got their bad sides suck and then one thing led to another and then bam they were whole again.

Thomas: I remember that. The Bad Dazzlings have three members; Bad Adagio, Bad Aria and Bad Sonata.

Lightning McQueen: We're just lucky we won't be hearing from them anymore.

Shifu: That you can handle.

The Warrior 6: Really?

Shifu: Because it's a replica, the real one is safely locked away in that cabinet.

Thomas: Oooohhh...

Shifu: Don't touch it. [Starts leaving. Po fiddles with the lock on the cabinet.] Dust. [Po continues and waits for Shifu to leave before messing with the lock.] The sooner you six finish, the sooner you can search for crocs... [Continues walking. Po continues messing with the lock.] ...in the kitchen. [Leaves]

[Po continues dusting until he is gone. He then examines the lock some more]

Thomas: I wonder Poli. If Ryan's mom, Queen Ryanara, look at the Mirror with the Dazzlings, would her dark half gain a body?

Poli: Yes, but that's not impo... [sees Po reaching for the lock] Po! What are you doing?!

Po: I was, uh, just making sure the lock is well dusted?

Thomas: No you weren't! You were about open the cabinet, weren't you?!

Po: No, I wasn't. Okay, yes, I was.

Budgie the Little Helicopter: Shifu said not to open it!

Thomas: Trust us, Po. It's not a good idea. Who knows what that mirror could do to us.

[Po then stares at the lock again]

Thomas: No!

[Po does it again]

Budgie the Little Helicopter: Don't open it!

[Po gives in to temptation and opens the cabinet]

Thomas, Lightning, Budgie, Tayo and Poli: No!

[There's a blanket covering the mirror. Po removes it]

The Warrior 5: No!

[The mirror starts working it's magic. A bright light shines and a strong gust of wind sucks out the bad parts of the six heroes and they quickly close the cabinet as the bad parts are sucked in]

Tayo: I feel like Queen Ryanara when this happened to her.

Shifu: Warrior 6?

Thomas: Coming! Come on, guys!

[They leave. A few seconds after they're gone, their bad counterparts emerge from the cabinet and stretch]

Bad Tayo: Whoa. I felt funny. I wonder who Bad Queen Ryanara is.

Bad Thomas: Liar. She's a worthless pathetic excuse compared to my genius.

Bad Tayo: I never said Bad Queen Ryanara was smarter then you.

Bad Thomas: You just did! Right now!

Bad Poli: [giggles] Funny, guys. You remind me of Starscream and Ramjet from Transformers Animated. Only to