The Journey to Duloc

This is how the journey to Duloc goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[Thomas, Crash, Matau and Grimlock arrived at the entrance to Duloc]

Thomas: Well, here we are. Grimlock, Crash, Matau, welcome to Duloc.

Crash Bandicoot: So, this must be Lord Farquaad's castle.

Thomas: Indeed it is.

[Matau then had a vision]

Thomas: Matau! [slaps him and the vision ends] Will you stay focused?

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry. Guess I had this vision.

Thomas: Anyways, we need to get inside. [sees a guy with a large Farquaad head nearby] Let's ask that guy.

Crash Bandicoot: Hello there!

[The guy sees them coming and runs away terrified]

Matau T. Monkey: Wait a minute. We're not going to kill you.

[The guy runs into a wall, knocking himself out]

Thomas: Oooh, that's gotta hurt.

[They enter the town, only to find it deserted]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. That's a nice place here.

Thomas: Yes. But It's quiet. Too quiet.

Matau T. Monkey: That castle is a bit much isn't it, Thomas? Do you think he might be planning for something?

Crash Bandicoot: Hey, look at this. [goes over to a cart and pulls a lever]

Matau T. Monkey: I know this. It's an info booth.

[The ticking begins and it opens. A bunch of small dolls then beginning the welcome song]

Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc~

It's a perfect town~

And we have some rules~

Let us lay them down~

Don't make wave, stay in line~

And we'll get along fine~

Duloc is a perfect place~

Please keep off of the grass~ Shine your shoes~ Wipe your... face.~ Duloc is, Duloc is,~ Duloc is a Perfect—~ Place!~

Matau T. Monkey: Say Cheese.

[The info booth closes and takes their picture before they can]

Matau T. Monkey: Here comes the photo.

[He takes and the others look at him quizcally]

Matau T. Monkey: Do you like it?

Crash Bandicoot: Wow! Let's do that again! [goes to pull the lever again]

Matau T. Monkey: NO![pulls Crash from the lever]

Thomas: Crash. We need to keep the noise level down. Someone might hear us.

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. Matau, can you give the photo to Ryan when we get back?

Matau T. Monkey: Of course.

[They suddenly hear trumpet noises]

Crash Bandicoot: What's that noise? Looks like there's going to be a contest.

Thomas: I don't think so, Crash. Come on.

[They approache a huge areana where Evil Ryan is addressing knights of all armor shapes and sizes]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. Looks like one of the princes is giving a speech.

Thomas: Shush.

[Matau nods his head for yes]

Evil Ryan: My dear knights. It is indeed my great pleasure to say that one of you will go fourth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon.

[the crowd gasps]

Evil Ryan: And one of you shall be given that honor in doing the one sacrifice my farther is willing to make.

Evil Anna: Nicely said, Evil Ryan.

[The knights hear Thomas coming and turn and stare at him]

Bertram T. Monkey: Is that my good twin brother Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes. Bertram, it's me.

Bertram T. Monkey: Wow. I see that your master, Ryan send you here.

Thomas: Mmm-hmm.

Lord Farquaad: You can't be serious, Bertram. I mean, look at that thing. It's hidious.

Crash Bandicoot: Oh come on. That's not very nice. Matau is a monkey with a repulser in his chest as a life support system and Ryan's apprentice.

Thomas: And Grimlock is a Dinobot who was once a Decepticon but is now an Autobot, after he lost his memory of his past during the Alchemor crash.

Matau T. Monkey: Thomas is right. And Crash is a Keyblade wielding bandicoot.

[Aria whispers something to her farther]

Evil Ryan: Don't worry, Dad. I know what you're going to say.[to the Knights] Knights, I have an idea. The one who beats those four heroes will be named champion. Have at them!

[The knights close in on Thomas]

Matau T. Monkey: Hey. Is it because my band and I destroyed Bertram's pendant?

Thomas: Come on, guys. I mean, it's not I can take you on all at once.

Crash Bandicoot: You got us, Thomas.

[The knights still continue to close in on Thomas]

Crash Bandicoot: I can beat those knight like I did to the Changelings.[summons his Keyblade]

Matau T. Monkey: You're right, Crash. Thomas [throws Thomas a lightsaber]

Thomas: What's that, Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: It's a lightsaber from the Star Wars movies. You can use it to open that barrel of beer.

Thomas: Ok. But, did your master made it from Kylo Ren's Lightsaber?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes. Now, hurry up and use it!

Thomas: Ok.[activates Ryan's lightsaber. The blade and the crossgaurd is blue] Come on!

[Thomas throws the lightsaber down on the barrels nosel, which comes off and beer sprays out onto the knights, knocking a few of them over]

Matau T. Monkey:[retrieves Ryan's lightsaber] Nicely done, Thomas.

[Thomas runs from the other knights, while Grimlock and Crash climb on to a barrel and run on it. They use it to trample two knights]

Matau T. Monkey: Un guard![fights the knights with his Keyblade]

[two other knights chase Thomas into a wrestling ring]

Crash Bandicoot: Wait for me!

[Crash joins him and together they fight the knights. The crowd cheers and applauds them]

Crash Bandicoot: Fore![swings his Keyblade like a baseball bat and the knight flys past Farquaad and his kids]

Adagio Dazzle: Wow! They're pretty good!

Evil Ryan: I'm sure they are, sister. Matau got Ryan's lightsaber just like Kylo Ren's.

Woman: The chair! Give him the chair!

[Matau hits the knight with a chair]

[Thomas spins the final knight around and around above his head. He then throws him and Grimlock whacks him in the head with his tail]

Matau T. Monkey: We won!

Thomas: I know! Just listen to that crowd cheer.

Crash Bandicoot: Thank you. Thank you very much!

Thomas: We're here to Thursday.

Crash Bandicoot: More like Taco Tuesday. [looks up at Sonata] Right, Sonata?

[Sonata giggles and nods]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow, Crash. You do have a way around princesses.

[But Evil Ryan signals for cross bows to be pointed]

Crash Bandicoot: Maybe we came here at a bad time.

Bertram T. Monkey: Shall I give the order, farther?

Lord Farquaad: No, Bertram. I have a better idea.[to Evil Ryan] Right, son?

Evil Ryan: Right, dad.[to the crowd] People of Duloc. We give you our champions!

Thomas: What?

Crash Bandicoot: Did he said we are champions?

Matau T. Monkey: We are the champions of our friends~

Crash Bandicoot: And we'll keep on fighting to the end~

[rock guitar plays]

Matau T. Monkey: We are the champions~

Crash Bandicoot: We are the champions~

Thomas: And gone are the losers~

Grimlock:Cause, We are the champions~

Crash Bandicoot and Matau T. Monkey: Of the World!!~