Meeting Minerva Mink

Here's how meeting Minerva Mink goes in Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Roger: [then sees something and gasps]

Bender: What? What is it, Roger? What's wrong?

Roger: Bender! It's her!

Bender: What? Who?

Roger: [points her finger] Look.

[Bender looks where he's pointing, and there was a hot mink]

Roger: Minerva Mink!

Bender: Oh, boy. Not this again.

Brian: Wait, slow down. Who is?

Bender: She's this hot Mink that Roger has a crush one.

Roger: I don't have a crush on her! I'm in love with her.

Zoe Trent: Yeah, which is also a crush.

Roger: Whatever.

Blythe: How long have you known her?

Roger: Eight months. Ever since I saw her, I just wanna do everything.

Bender: Blah blah blah! Roger, please! Every time you ask her out, you know what happens.

Roger: And what will that be?

Bender: An upset stomach.

Roger: Oh, shut up! That's not even true!

Bender: Excuses, excuses. I'll tell you what. Why don't you ask her out on our adventure.

The others: Ooooohhhhh...

Roger: No, dude. That's stupid.

Dawn: Come on, Roger. It's the more of the merrier.

Roger: Yeah, but I'm not sure if she's interest searching for a pirate!

Penny Ling: Come on, Roger. She can tell us what her life is all about.

Roger: I'm not asking her out! (everyone starts to murmur then 'Mordecai lets out a deep sigh.) Okay, fine. I'll ask her if she can come out with us.

Bender: Sweet! [laughs]

Roger: But you owe me on this!

Pepper Clark: Saddle up, lover alien. [puckers lips like a kissing]

Roger: [grabs her lips] Would you shut up! [shakes her and lets her go] (deep sigh) Alright, I'm gonna make my move! [walks to her]

Bender: Oh, man. This is gonna be hilarious.

Roger: Minerva, my darling, would you kindly come with us on this adventure? No. That's stupid. (stops) Great, I'm in trouble. Oh, well. Just do your best Roger Smith, do your best. [walks to her]

[Minerva's getting her sun tan and Roger walks up beside her]

Roger: Heeeeyyyy, Minerva! What's up?

Minerva Mink: [lifts up her shades] Huh? [then notices Roger] Oh! Roger, what are you doing here?

Roger: Oh! [gets a sweat drop] I... guh..... I... I... I just like to come here on the beaches, and you getting sun tan, building sandcastles, and of course playing in the water.

Bender: Oh, man. This is the first sign of talking to her.

Peter: What's the second sign?

Bender: Your about to find out.

Roger: So.... what are you doing here?

Minerva Mink: I always come here for the summer.

Roger: Well... that's interesting.

Minerva Mink: Is something wrong?

Roger: Oh! No, no! I'm fine! Really, I'm fine.

Belle: He does't look fine.

Latios: Yeah, he looks crapped up.

Roger: Minerva. I was just.... I was just.... uhh!

Bender: [chuckling] He's starting to break!

Roger: Uhh.... Uhh.... Uh...

Minerva Mink: Come on, Roger, spit out with it! Your kinda wasting my time.

Roger: [in his head] Oh, man! What are you doing?! Come on, just say it so you won't go to the bathroom! [outloud] Minerva! Would you come with me, and some of my friends on a adventure?

Minerva Mink: [blank reaction] Yeah, sure! I would love to go!

Roger: You will? Great! [then his stomach gurgles] Just hold that thought for a minute, and stay right there! [Rushes to the restroom] Ahhhh....

Bender: [bursts out in laughter and falls on his back]

Brian: I can't believe! [turns to Sylveon] He actually ask her out!

Sylveon: I know!

Jimmy: Well, looks like we got a new companion with us.