The Return of Harmony (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Return of Harmony (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)

Aimless Eggman
[Meanwhile, at his evil lair, Dr. Eggman was looking at Discord's planning from a safe distance]

Dr. Eggman: So, that fool Sonic and his friends lost the Chaos Emeralds and are now looking for them again?

Grounder: Yeah, seems to be the case boss?

Scratch: Do you think we should take advantage of the situation?

Decoe: Yeah, attacking the hedgehog when he's without the emeralds means he won't go Super on us?

Dr. Eggman: Yes, that would be delightful, I'd say we take advanatge of the situation while we still can! But, where to begin? Should I build a transforming robot or a hypnotizing robot? Or an exploding robot? Or maybe I should develop an elaborate, convoluted, multi-step plot to destroy Sonic and all?

Cubot: Those all sound good boss!

Bokkun: Not to mention awesome!

Dr. Eggman: I can't decide. I'll think about it over lunch! But, what to eat? Sandwitch? Noodles? Oatmeal? If only I'd had some guidance...

Orbot: Uh, boss, are you okay, you appear to have become indecisive?

Dr. Eggman: Huh, yeah yeah, I'm fine. Well, I'm gonna nap! Where? My bed or couch?

[Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Decoe, Bocoe, Bokkun, Orbot and Cubot look at each other.]

Discord Corrupts the Mane Six
Discord: [gets out a checklist containing the Mane Six] Okay, let's see... [grins] This should be fun!

[Applejack runs through the maze, eventually finding herself herself in a field with picnic tables and piles of apples]

Applejack: What in tarnation?

[Applejack looks around, confused]

Applejack: Where am I?

[The apple piles come to life and start to circle her]

Apples: [laughing]

Applejack: Who are y'all?

Red apples: The keepers of the grove of truth. You may ask us...

Light-red apples: ...one question...

Green apples: ...past, future or present.

Red apples: But be warned...

Light-red apples: ...that the truth...

Green apples: ...may not always be pleasant.

Applejack: All right then. I don't trust this place worth a hill of beans, but I've got a really bad feeling about this feller Discord. What's gonna come of this mission we're on?

Red apples: For the answer you seek...

Light-red apples: ...go ahead, take a peek.

[Applejack looks into a small pond]

Pond Rainbow Dash: I hope I never see you again!

Pond Fluttershy: Me too!

Pond Pinkie Pie: Fine!

Pond Rarity: Fine!

Pond Twilight Sparkle: It's settled then.

Applejack: [shocked] No! Our friendship? Over?!

[Discord appears]

Discord: [chuckling]

Applejack: It can't be true. It just can't! That just can't be the truth.

Light-red apples: When all the truth does...

Green apples: ...is make your heart ache...

Green apples and Discord: ...sometimes a lie is easier to take.

[Applejack's eyes start becoming yellow, white, green, and blue swirls and she becomes colorless]

[everything vanishes as Knuckles appears]

Knuckles: There you are AJ, I was looking for you everywhere! Though I thought I heard voices over here. Who were you talking to?

Applejack: I was talking to... uh... no one! No one whatsoever! [looks away]

Knuckles: [confused] What?

Applejack: Nothing. Come on, uh, we best be going.

Knuckles: Did she just...? Come on, Knuckles! Applejack wouldn't lie.

[Pinkie Pie and Tails walk together]

Pinkie Pie: [whistling]

[Pinkie Pie hears something and gallops away from Tails. She enters a field filled with picnic tables and ballons with faces on them which come to life]

Balloons: [sing-song laughter]

Pinkie Pie: [chuckling] Whee! This is the greatest balloon garden I've ever seen! It's the first balloon garden I've ever seen, but still! Wah!

[Pinkie Pie stops chuckling when she hears the balloons' laughter aiming in her direction]

Balloons: [laughing]Pinkie Pie: Hey, what gives?

[Discord appears]

Discord: What's the matter, Pinkie Pie? I thought you appreciated a good laugh?

Pinkie Pie: It's different. They're laughing at me.

Discord: It's hardly different. Your friends laugh at you all the time.

Pinkie Pie: My friends laugh with me, not at me.

Discord: Oh, really? [laughing]

Pinkie Pie: No! Stop it!

Balloons: [laughing]

Pinkie Pie: Stop laughing at me!

Discord: Oh, poor Pinkie Pie. And here I thought laughter made you happy.

[Pinkie Pie's eyes start becoming yellow, white, green, and blue swirls and she becomes colorless]

Pinkie Pie: [gravelly] Happy? I don't think so.

[Tails appears]

Tails: Pinkie! I thought I lost yo for a second, but boy, am I glad that I found you!

Pinkie Pie: Oh you are, huh? Why? Need a good laugh? [walks away]

Tails: Yeesh, what's got her so upset?

[Rarity is walking when she sees a sports field]

Rarity: I was expecting an audience with the Princess, not outdoor sports. [suddenly sees some crystals] Agh. Oh my...

Discord: [laughing] Welcome to your lucky day, Rarity. You've found the one thing in Equestria that could rival my face for sheer beauty. What do you think? You like?

[Rarity's eyes start becoming yellow, white, green, and blue swirls]

Rarity: Yes... I like very much... No! No, I shan't succumb to such fabulousness. Must... get to the center... to meet... the others.

[Rarity starts to go back to the Crystals with Discord's spell fully taking hold of her]

Rarity: Mine! [starts breaking through the crystals as she turns colorless] Well, Rarity. It took forever, but it was worth it. Who knew three little gemstones would turn out to be this handsome hunk of a diamond? Now to get you home. [grunts]

[Amy arrives]

Amy Rose: Rarity! Good to see yo- [looks at her] Why are you carrying a humongous boulder?

Rarity: What do you mean, "boulder"? This big beautiful bedazzling rock is a diamond! And it's all mine. Keep your envious little eyes off it! I found it and it's mine fair and square! [grunting]

[Amy looks puzzled]

Discord: [checks his checklist] Three down, three to go, now, let's say we go for the leader next! [eyes Twilight]

[Twilight walks through the maze]

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh! I should have found them by now.

[What looks like Sonic approaches]

Twilight Sparkle: Sonic!

[She gallops up to him]

[Suddenly, Sonic turns into Discord]

Discord: SURPRISE!

Twilight Sparkle: Oh great, what do you wanna show me now?

Discord: Oh nothing, just this.

[Discord shows Twilight a puddle which shows her friends turning their backs on her and leaving her all alone. Twilight is shocked]

Twilight Sparkle: [shocked] Why did you show me this?

Discord: Because they no longer feel the need to be with you.

Twilight Sparkle: What?! I-Impossible!!!

Discord: You see, as they spent time with you, they began to question your friendship. This eventually lead to them deciding to go against you, plotting things behind your back. So what say we pay them back?

[Twilight's eyes become yellow, white, green, and blue swirls and she becomes colorless]

Discord: Well?

Twilight Sparkle: You know what? I think we should.

Discord: That's my little pony. [warps away]

Twilight Sparkle: [chuckles deviously] Oh, yeah. Revenge is gonna be sweet.

[Sonic arrives]

Sonic: Twilight! [sighs] Finally found you. [walks up to her but she begins walking away in digust] Twilight? Are you oka-

Twilight Sparkle: [coldly] I'm fine... I guess.

Sonic: [confused] You sure, cause you don't usually use that tone of voice?

Twilight Sparkle: I said I'm fine! [walks away while Sonic looks at his friend in confusion]

[Fluttershy is alone and looks scared]

Fluttershy: [teeth chatter] Okay, I can do this. I can... [scream] Oh, wait a minute... Butterflies? Wait! Don't leave me here!

Butterflies: Fluttershy, looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?

Fluttershy: Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me.

Butterflies: Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are.

Fluttershy: Not at all. I am weak and helpless and I appreciate their understanding.

Butterflies: Yes... Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right?

Fluttershy: Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be.

[The butterflies change into a clearly angry Discord]

Discord: Oh, for goodness sake! You've been kind for far too long. Time to be cruel. Arrivederci!

[Discord forcefully corrupts Fluttershy as her eyes become yellow, white, green, and blue swirls and she becomes colorless]

Discord: Yeesh, she was more resistant than I thought, oh well, only one more to go. [warps away]

[Cream arrives with Cheese]

Cream: Finally, a friendly face, this maze is really starting to get to me Miss Fluttershy!

Fluttershy: Aw, boo-hoo-hoo! Why don't you use Chaos Control and make everything all right?

Cream: Uh...

Fluttershy: Oh, that's right, you can't. You don't even have a Chaos Emerald.

[She walks off]

Cream: [confused] What? [looks at Cheese worried]

[Rainbow Dash is walking when she sees a cloud and chases it through the maze]

Rainbow Dash: I've got you now, element.

[Rainbow Dash stares]

Discord: Oh. I can see why you like these clouds so much. Very plush.

Rainbow Dash: Get off there and put 'em up! Come on! Let's go!

Discord: Hey, I'm here to deliver a message.

Rainbow Dash: I've got a message for you too!

Discord: Listen closely, this is important. A weighty choice is yours to make: a right selection or a big mistake. If a wrong choice you choose to pursue, the foundations of your home will crumble without you.

[Discord grins]

[Rainbow Dash sees a cloud with a picture of Cloudsdale on it]

Rainbow Dash: Seriously? Crumble... without me?

[It evaporates]

Rainbow Dash: No!

Discord: Yes, so, would you rather continue walking aimlessly through the maze, because I'm pretty sure your home won't last much longer!

[Rainbow's eyes start becoming yellow, white, green, and blue swirls]

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Your probably right.

[Rainbow Dash starts to move towards the cloud as she turns colorless]

[Shadow arrives]

Shadow: Rainbow? What are you doing?!

Discord: [smirks] That did it, and while I'm here, I might as well increase the stakes! [snaps his finger]

[The Mane Six get warped to another part of the maze, much to Sonic and companies' confusion]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh great, I'm with the traitors!

[the corrupted Mane Six start to bicker and argue]

Applejack: [laughing]

Pinkie Pie: And what are you laughing at?

Applejack: Chocolate milk.

Rarity: Little help here!

Rainbow Dash: Your problem, not mine!

Rarity: Well then don't get any ideas about my gem! I know where you live.

Fluttershy: I hate all of you! [punches Twilight]

[They continue acting mean towards each other when Discord shouts them]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh what do YOU want now?!?

[Discord shows the six of them a image of Sonic and his friends shoving the Mane Six aside]

Discord: Team Sonic would only do that if you failed. But they were never your friends to begin with. They were your foes.

[the Mane Six gasp as their eyes become yellow, white, green, and blue swirls again]

Discord: And now I'm giving you six the chance to exact your revenge on what they did to you.

Twilight Sparkle: [entranced] Okay.

Applejack: [entranced] We're listening.

Fluttershy: [entranced] Go ahead, enlighten us.

[A box appears]

Pinkie Pie: [entranced] What in the...

Rarity: [entranced] What's this all about?

Rainbow Dash: [entranced] More importantly, what's in that thing?

Discord: That box contains your horns and wings. You six can take them and become my Queens of Chaos or continue to wander around aimlessly through this maze and end up running into your traitorous allies. Your choice.

[the Mane Six look at eachother before deciding]

Twilight Sparkle: [entranced] Alright, we accept your terms, we accept the honor of being your queens.

Discord: Excellent. [gives Twilight and Rarity their horns back and gives Rainbow and Fluttershy their wings back before thinking for a moment] I believe you six could use a little makeover. [snaps his fingers]

[The Mane Six let Discord's magic consume them before they enter a trance like state as their colors become inverted, their eyes turn nebula blue and fangs appearing in their mouths]

Discord: That's better. [smirks]

Twilight Sparkle: My king.

Applejack: Your wishes are our command.

Pinkie Pie: Equestria is within your reach.

Rarity: The power of the Chaos Emeralds are weak.

Fluttershy: Without a change...

Rainbow Dash: Your chaos will poison Equestria.

[Discord cackles evilly]

Twilight Sparkle: [coldly] Team Sonic will pay.

[Meanwhile, Team Sonic had met back at the center and were discussing why their respective pony partners were acting so weird when they suddenly hear a explosion]

Sonic: What the?

[Sonic and his friends look up to see the Mane Six, with their horns and wings, float gently to the ground]

Sonic: Girls!

Amy Rose: You're okay!

Cream: We're were just discussing why you've been acting so weird.

Knuckles: What happened back there?

Shadow: And why you look so different all of a sudden.

Tails: Did something happen.

[Suddenly the maze disappears and Discord appears]

Sonic: Huh?!

Discord: [laughs] Well, looks like someponies broke my no wings, no magic, no powers, no weapons rule. [quickly restores Team Sonic's powers and gives Amy back her Hammer]

Sonic: [runs at his highest speed to check] Much better, now talk!

Discord: Oh sure, I can anwser why your friends look vastly different. The Mane Six are my Queens of Chaos.

Team Sonic: [shocked] WHAT?!?

Discord: That's right.

Shadow: You let them go.

Cream: They will never bow down to you.

Amy Rose: Nor will we.

Tails: Release them!

Knuckles: Now!

Sonic: Or else you're gonna regret it buddy!

Discord: I doubt it. Presides, we all know the Elements of Harmony can't work without their bearers. Isn't that right?

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Discord.

Rainbow Dash: Indeed it is.

Fluttershy: We shall let nopony stand in our way.

Rarity: With the powers of chaos at our command.

Pinkie Pie: We will not stop.

Applejack: Until every bit of Equestria is ours.

[They share an evil laugh]

Discord: [giggles] Game's over, Team Sonic. You didn't find your precious elements or emeralds. [giggles again] Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of chaos! [laughter]

[He and the Mane Six vanish as Team Sonic look in shock and horror, with Cream and Amy looking like they were about to cry]

Discord's Defeat
[Discord is sitting on a throne drinking Chocolate Milk]

Discord: Chaos is a wonderful thing.

[Suddenly, the Mane Six appear, Elements of Harmony in tow, along with Team Sonic, with Sonic and Shadow in their super forms]

Twilight Sparkle: Not as wonderful as friendship!

Cream: You've caused enough trouble you meanie!

Amy Rose: That's right.

Tails: Play-time is over for you.

Knuckles: Now we're gonna give it everything you've got!

Discord: Ugh, this again.

[Discord drinks his milk and throws the glass and it stops mid-flight and it falls to the ground]

Applejack: That's right. You couldn't keep us under your control for long!

Discord: Oh, Applejack. Don't lie to me.

[Discord's hand glows purple and the Mane Six start moving towards him]

Discord: I'm the one who made you a liar.

[Discord floats the Mane Six up to them]

Discord: Will you ever learn?

Shadow: Chaos Control!

[Shadow quickly uses Chaos Control to warp to the Mane Six before warping them back to the ground]

Twilight Sparkle: I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord: we've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for!

Sonic: And we also learned that nothing can stop the power of teamwork! [to Twilight] Alright Twi, you and the others go and do your thing.

Twilight Sparkle:

Discord: Ugh, gag. Fine, go ahead. Try and use your little Elements. Friend me. Just make it quick. I'm missing some excellent chaos here.

Twilight Sparkle: All right, ladies, let's show him what friendship can do!

Pinkie Pie: Wait-wait-wait!

[Pinkie quickly runs to a cloud to drink some chocolate milk rain one last time before reuniting with the group]

[The Elements fire up]

[They shoots beams at Discord]

Discord: [confused] Huh. What's this?

[They get stronger]

Discord: [his eyes shrink] No.

[The Mane Six shoot a rainbow beam at him]

Discord: NO!!!

[Discord becomes encased in stone as he is re-imprisoned and Ponyville quickly returns to normal while Sonic and Shadow transform back from their super forms]

[Everyone cheers in relief at their victory]

Knuckles: I'll admit. You and the others weren't half bad Twilight.

Amy Rose: [flabbergasted] Half bad? Are you kidding? [smacks Knuckles into a tree] They were all great!

Sonic: Was there ever any doubt that we would lose? I mean, really? [to Twilight] Great job, buddy.

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, though I'll admit, you kinda did most of the work, I mean, we were pretty much that monster's slaves for a good few hours before you freed us.

Tails: Aw shucks, I'm just glad everything turned out okay.