The gang discovers that they're superheroes

This is how the gang discovers that they're superheroes in Total Drama: Super Pals.

[Mike, now in superhero atire, regains consciousness on the roof of a building]

Ryan F-Freeman: What just happened? [groans]

Mike: [looks around] Is this... Maretropolis?

Ryan F-Freeman: I think it is. I wonder my Dark Ryan F-Freeman form works in this world.

Scott: [off-screen] Somebody wanna tell me just what the heck is going on here?

Crash Bandicoot: Great Scott! What are you wearing, Scott?

Scott: What do you mean?

Matau T. Monkey: You're wearing a costume.

Scott: A superhero one?

Matau T. Monkey: I'm wearing one too.

[Mike turns sees the rest of the gang and gasps]

Crash Bandicoot: What are you looking at, Mike?

Mike: Holly new personas, guys!

Cupcake Slash: Really? Wow. [to Ryan] Can you transform into your Dark Ryan F-Freeman form?

Zoey: Actually, Cupcake, now might not be the perfect time to do so.

Cupcake Slash: Ok. Ryan will do it later.

Mike: You're... Arrowhead Lass.

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice hero name for Zoey, Mike. Or should I call you Multi-lad?

Mike: Wow! Cool!

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks.

Mike: And look at Duncan. He's Fluid-Guy!

Crash Bandicoot: Contralto. I think your hero name is Siren Girl.

Mike: And Lightning is White Lightning

Matau T. Monkey: Crash is Bandicootman.

Mike: Wow! Look at Gwen! She's Ghost Gal!

Ryan F-Freeman: Wait! Where's Sci-Twi?

Sci-Twi: Here!

Ryan F-Freeman: There you are. Don't tell me you turned into Midnight Sparkle.

Sci-Twi: I'm someone far more better than her. I'm The Masked Matter-Horn.

Ryan F-Freeman: Very good, Sci-Twi!

Mike: And Cameron is Knowledge Guy!

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan. I think your hero name is Ryan Who.

Ryan F-Freeman: You're right.

Matau T. Monkey: While you got Equestrian Magic flowing through you, Master Ryan. But you can call me Matman.

Mike: And Courtney is the Human Cricket!

Ryan F-Freeman: Cupcake Slash. Your hero name must be Power-Cake.

Cupcake Slash: Yeah.

Cody Fairbrother: Call me Codonic.

Sierra: Oooh! What's my hero name?

Ryan F-Freeman: I don't know. Rainbow girl?

Sierra: Well, what colour is my costume?

Cody Fairbrother: There rainbow colours on your costume.

Sierra: Then call me Rainbow Woman!

Ryan F-Freeman: I liked your hero name, Sierra. Rainbow Woman it is.

Mike: Wow! Look at Jo.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh wow! Jo is so strong.

Jo: Call me Jo-ack.

Matau T. Monkey: Nice name.

Ryan F-Freeman: Let's see which hero name Scott's got.

Scott: Call me Captain Switcharoo.

Ryan F-Freeman: Nice. Can I show you my Dark Ryan F-Freeman form?

Scott: No, thank you.

Mike: Oh my G-O-S-H! Look at Dawn!

Contralto: Dawn! That's a nice costume.

Mike: She is Madam Nature.

Crash Bandicoot: Great. Now we need a team name.

Zoey: But what about Sam?

Cupcake Slash: Sam. Nice outfit.

Heather: Hello? Forgetting somebody?

Ryan F-Freeman: Heather? You too?

Heather: Of course. But Sam's only wearing a pair of blue boots and a pointless red cape. I am Hawk Woman. I possess the abilities and instincts of nature's most fearsome predator.

[Cricket chirping]

Heather: Okay, its not my first choice. But it doesn't matter. Because a hero's true power is the power that lies within.

Alejandro: True, Heather. But your outfit is not more dazzling than mine.

Zoey: Loving the silver sunbrero, Alejandro.

Ryan F-Freeman: You thought up a hero name, Alejandro?

Alejandro: Indeed I have. Commando De Espalon.

Scott: Okay. I have no idea what that even means.

Ryan F-Freman: Me nether, Scott.

Alejandro: Means Commander of Espanol is spanish.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks for reminding me, Alejandro.[to Sci-Twi] Right, Twilight 2?

Twilight 2: Yeah.

Dakota: [off-screen] Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ah-ah, ahh-ahh!~

Matau T. Monkey: Oh, no! I hope that's not the Dazzlings!

Ryan F-Freeman: Relax, Matau! That's just Dakota!

Crash Bandicoot: I'll go see who's singing.

Dakota: No need. It was me.

Ryan F-Freeman: Phew. I thought it was the Dazzlings.

Matau T. Monkey: Ahem.

Ryan F-Freeman: I meant, Matau thought it was the Dazzlings.

Matau T. Monkey: Thank you, Master Ryan.

Dakota: My hero name is Star-Struck. I can control the people I sing to.

Crash Bandicoot: Do you think you got a pendant?

Dakota: Nah. I have a microphone that protects my singing.

Ryan F-Freeman: That's good. I can control people I sing to with my pendant.

Anne Maria: Hey, hey. Check me out.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow, Anne. You look awesome!

Mike: Anne Maria is Anne Machica.

Contralto: Now. We need a team name.

Mike: We already have one. The Super Pals. [hears an explosion behind him] What was that?

[They peek over the building and see the Joker making his way out of the museum]

Ryan F-Freeman: It's the Joker!

Joker: Super Pals! [laughs] How kind of you to join us!

Ryan F-Freeman: What do you mean us?

The Joker: [laughs crazily]

Crash Bandicoot: What's so funny?

Scott: Did he just call us... Super Pals?

Matau T. Monkey: You got that right, Captain Switcheroo.

Mike: We're the... the superheroes from my comic book. It somehow zapped us all in here.

Ryan F-Freeman: We are in a Comic book.[to the Joker] Get ready to face Ryan Who!

Duncan (Total Drama): Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike and I have to say Rainbow Dash and Spike's line first. [clears his throat] So somebody can zap us back out!

Mike: My comic book. It said that the only way to get back to where we started was to defeat the Joker. Our arch nemesis

Matau T. Monkey: You're right, Mike. [to the Joker] I'm Matman.

The Joker: Yes, yes. I've heard it before. But I think its time for the mane event.

Ryan F-Freeman: Then let's battle![to Dakota and Contralto] Siren Girl and Star-Struck. Sing with me to hypnotize the Joker.

Matau T. Monkey: But this film is exactly like the MLP Episode Power Ponies. You have to do what the characters in Power Ponies did.

Ryan F-Freeman: Good idea, Matman.

[The Joker grabs a prestle cart and hurls it at the Super Pals]

Crash Bandicoot: DUCK!!

[The prestle cart heads straight for Heather]

[crash]

[When the smoke clears, everyone sees that Heather's gone]

Duncan (Total Drama): Heather! Where'd she go?!

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll find her as Dark Ryan F-Freeman.[transforms into his Dark Ryan F-Freeman form]

[They suddenly see her]

Ryan F-Freeman: I hear Heather's voice. [to Cody] Cody transform into your Light Cody Fairbrother form and follow me.

Heather: [floats up in front of him] No need to. I'm right here. [flies off] Wheeeeeee!!

Cody Fairbrother: Why can't I do that?

Ryan F-Freeman: You got Equestrian Magic flowing through you, Cody. Can you transform?

Cody Fairbrother: Shouldn't Mike be saying what Spike was saying in the Power Ponies episode?

Matau T. Monkey: I know what Spike said.[pulls out a tape recorder and pressed the play button]

Spike the Dragon: She could be anywhere by now. Pinkie is Fili-Second, the fastest pony in all of Maretroplis.

Matau T. Monkey: Now you say it Mike. But remember to say Heather and Hawk Woman. Just repeat after the recording.

Mike: Ok, Matau. Ahem. She could be anywhere by now. Heather is Hawk Woman, the fastest flying hero in all of Maretroplis.

[Alejandro takes out a lasso and throws it at the Joker but it works against him]

[whipping noise]

Ryan F-Freeman: You got him!

Alejandro: No! I think i got a lamp-post instead.

[The lasso pulls Alejandro down to the lamp-post and tangles him up]

Ryan F-Freeman: It's just like what Applejack did.

Alejandro: [grunting]

Joker: [cackles]

Ryan F-Freeman: We'll show you![to Sci-Twi] Twilight 2! Freeze him!

Twilight 2: Do what?!

Ryan F-Freeman: You're the Masked Matter-Horn for crying out loud! You can shoot all kinds of crazy beams from your hands.

[Sci-Twi tries to but it doesn't work]

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll help you. Try again!

Sci-Twi: There are no second chances.

Ryan F-Freeman: I got magic. Let's try again.

Joker: You know, I'm beginning to enjoy this. [cackles]

Mike: Duncan, quick! You're Fluid-Guy! And your superpower is turning into liquid to get out of dangerous booby traps.

Duncan: Ok. I'll try.

[Duncan imagines himself in liquid form and he turns into it]

Crash Bandicoot: Wow. That didn't work.

[Heather comes back]

Ryan F-Freeman: Come on, Cody. Fly!

Cody Fairbrother: I'm trying!

Ryan F-Freeman: You've got Equestrian Magic in you. Transform into your Light Cody Fairbrother form.

Cody Fairbrother: I can't!

Duncan (Total Drama): Let me help. [slithers across the floor and everyone starts sliding on him]

Cody Fairbrother: Here we go. Surf's up!

Everyone else: [screaming and yelling]

Mike: Dawn! You're Madam Nature! Lose your temper, and you'll turn into a huge, fearsome animal!

Dawn: Oh, gosh. That wouldn't be very polite.

Mike: Ugh! Cameron! Use your mind to create an attack construct!

Cameron: What's an attack construct?!

Mike: Just think of something, anything, and your mind makes it appear.

Matau T. Monkey: C'mon, Cameron. Give it a try.

[Cameron does so]

Mike: Something useful.

Matau T. Monkey: Like a net to catch the Joker.

[Mike slips on Duncan and falls off the building landing next to the Joker]

Matau T. Monkey: I'm coming, Multi-lad!

Mike: It's okay. I got it. [spots something in the Joker's hand] The Electro-Orb!

Joker: Well, this has been quite the mane-raising experience. But I really must be going. [laughs]

[Mike grabs the orb from the Joker and attempts to sneak off with it but trips and drops it. The Joker picks it up]

Joker: Why, thank you, Multi-lad! Or should I thank your sidekick, Game Guy! [laughs crazily as he leaves]

Ryan F-Freeman: Get back here, Joker!

Mike: Sam is... Game Guy? [sees Duncan sliding towards him] Oh, no! [starts slipping and sliding on him] Alejandro, you've got to stop Duncan from making the ground slippery.

Alejandro: But every time I move, [straining noises] This rope gets tighter.

Mike: You're physically connected to it. Just tell it where you want it to go and it'll obey you.

Ryan F-Freeman: Do what Applejack did, Alejandro.

[Alejandro does so and Duncan turns back into his human form dragging everyone with him]

Mike: Ow!

Contralto: Are you ok, Mike?

Mike: Yeah. Are you alright Zoey?

Zoey: Yeah. Ryan helped me when a tornado appears.

Gwen: That was Slip-tastic!

Ryan F-Freeman: Gwen? What are you doing here?

Gwen: I was transported here with you. Remember?

Ryan F-Freeman: Cool. You noticed I'm in my Dark Ryan F-Freeman form, right?

Gwen: Yeah. But that makes you look like a villain. I think you should change back.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. I'll teach Cody how to transform when we're out of the comic book.[changes back to himself]

Alejandro: Let me get this straight. We've been teleported into some kind of comic book world?

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, yes. But it's called Maretropolis.

Mike: And I think we have to stop the Joker from using his doomsday device to destroy it.

Crash Bandicoot: Right. Let me see where the Joker is at. I can fly like Superman.

Heather: So the rest of us Super Pals will take care of the Joker and get ourselves back to the Autobot base.

Ryan F-Freeman: Right. We got our superpowers.

Sam (Total Drama): [sighs] Almost all of us have superpowers.

Matau T. Monkey: But you must have them too, Sam.

Cameron: Yeah. And your character's wearing a cape and a pair of blue boots.

Sam (Total Drama): Yeah, for absolutely no reason. He's pretty much useless...

Mike: Good thing you're not really Game Guy then.

Matau T. Monkey: You know, Mike. I placed a tracking device on the Joker while he's not looking.

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay. Mike, where is the Joker building his doomsday device?

Matau T. Monkey: Let's see.[summons his Demonbuster Armor] Demonbeuster Armor. You know where the Joker is going?

Ryan F-Freeman: I was asking Mike, Matau. Not you.

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry, Master Ryan. I'm asking the same question to my Demonbeuster Armor.

Mike: His secret headquarters. But we'd better get there quick. That glowing orb he just stole is what he's going to use to power it up.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok. [climbs into his Demonbuster armor] Watch out, Joker. Here comes a friend to the Super Pals and his name is Matman.

Lightning (Total Drama): Sha-bam! Lead the way, Mike!

Ryan F-Freeman: Let's roll.

[Later at a circus tent]

Mike: There it is.

Crash Bandicoot: Is that a circus tent?

Mike: Alright, Super Pals, here's the plan. Cam, you, me and... [but before he can finish, Duncan is already the building]

Ryan F-Freeman: What is Duncan doing?

Duncan (Total Drama): Come on out, Joker! Or the Super Pals are comin' in. [punches a lamp-post]

Mike: So much for Element of Surprise.

Matau T. Monkey: I suppose we'll just stay here and wait for him, then.

Dawn (Total Drama): Maybe he's not home. Maybe we should come back later.

The Joker: [evil laughter]

Cupcake Slash:[in Sing-song] He's home.

[The door opens and clowns of all shapes and sizes come out]

Matau T. Monkey: You got henchmen with you, Joker? Let's settle this Mano-a-Mat-mono.

Jo: Time to Super Pal up!

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey! That's a nice catchphrase.

Jo: Thanks! Anyways, let's take these jokesters down.

Ryan F-Freeman: Right. Matau. You go fight the Joker! We'll fight those henchmen of his.

Matau T. Monkey: No, Master Ryan. Let me fight beside you.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Matau.[to the Joker] Ok, Joker. Get ready to fight Ryan Who as Dark Ryan F-Freeman![transforms into his Dark Ryan F-Freeman form]

The Joker: I don't think so. I have a city to destroy. And I'm not about to let the Super Pals. Not this time!

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh please. What exactly you think you're going to do to stop the Super Pals? I have magic. And you have Nothing!

The Joker: [holds up a can of crazy string] I have this!

Matau T. Monkey: What's that, Mike?

Mike: The crazy string spray ray of doom. It freezes you in your tracks and renders your powers useless.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks for telling me, Mike. Run for it!!

[Zoey attempts to jump at the Joker but he fires his crazy string and freezes her solid]

Matau T. Monkey: Well, my hero is a bit like Batman. I'll go get the Joker.[to the Joker] Have at you!!!

[But the Joker freezes him too]

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau!![to the Joker] You'll pay for that. You have froze my friends one to many all ready! You need to be dealt with! [fires a fireball at the Joker]

[But the Joker stops the fireball in mid air]

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. That didn't work. I'll take you on up-close and personal![charges at the Joker]

[Mike and the others join him and they run at the Joker. But the Joker fires the crazy string and freezes them all at once]