The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder Mega Machines the Movie/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Bob the Builder Mega Machines the Movie.

[The film starts at a map of Spring City with various landmarks like Fixham Harbour, Chef Tattie's new Rotating Saucer restaurant, Spring City itself and a new reservoir for the city]

Bob: Tea, check. Boots, check. Tool belt, check. Hard hat, check.

[Bob get his tool box and pressed the green button and the machines' garage doors open. Pilchard wakes up and jumps in Scoop's bucket as he is still fast asleep]

Muck: Morning, Lofty.

Lofty: Good morning, Muck.

Muck and Lofty: Morning, Scoop.

[Scoop opens his eyes for a bit then goes back to sleep]

Lofty: Come on, Scoop. Bob says we've got a very big day today and the Irelanders are going to be helping!

Bob: Hi, Lofty. Morning, Muck.

Lofty and Muck: Morning, Bob.

Bob: Scoop?

[Scoop continues snoring]

Bob: Scoop!

Scoop: [wakes up] Aah! It wasn't me! [calms down] Morning, Bob.

Bob: Come on, Scoop. Today's the big day.

Scoop: The big day? (Gasps) The big day! Wow! And I almost slept through it!

Bob: [as Scoop nearly runs into him] Easy, Scoop! Right you lot! Are you ready?

Scoop, Muck and Lofty: Yes! Yes, Bob! Born ready!

Bob: Then let's go.

Scoop: [starts driving off] Yay!

Bob: Hey, Scoop!

Scoop: Yes, Bob.

Bob: Aren't you forgetting something?

Scoop: Oh, yeah. You. [reverses and Bob gets on] Almost forgot. Silly Scoop.

Bob: Let's go.

[Scoop, Muck and Lofty head out of the yard where they meet Two-Tonne and Stretch]

Scoop: Come on, Two-Tonne.

Two-Tonne: Good morning, Bob.

[The gang head off to the city and moved on to the construction of the Spring City Reservoir. And the Irelanders along with the team are getting the quarry ready]

Leo: Yeah! Whoo-hoo! This is so much fun!

Scoop: Wow! That was so loud!

Connor Lacey: Hi, Bob.

Bob: Hello, Connor.

Apple White: Hi.

Yuya Sakaki: Hi ya.

Mewtwo: Hello.

Leo: Hey, guys.

Pinkie Pie: Hi.

Bob: Good to see you guys again.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is, Bob.

Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Why do we keep meeting people who has the same name as me?

Discord: Probably because their parents named them that.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah. But we'II use your full name, Robert to avoid any confusion.

Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Got it.

Connor Lacey: So, anyway, we're having a blast here, right Wendy?

Wendy: Yes, we sure are.

Leo: [with his ear protectors still on] Hi, Bob! We're having a blast!

Bob: Ear defenders, Leo!

Leo: What?!

Bob: (sighs)

[Wendy clears her throat and taps his ear defenders]

Leo: Oh. [chuckles and removes his ear defenders] Sorry.

Mater: Dad-gum. So what's the job, big B?

Bob: Well, Mater, this will be our biggest building job yet. We're clearing out this old quarry to turn it into a big lake called a reservoir.

Everyone: Wow!

Lofty: That is awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Hey. That's my line.

Lofty: Sorry.

Iago: Just like The Fat Controller said Gordon's line O the Indignity once.

Raven Queen: (remembering the events of Buckled Tracks and Bumpy Trucks) Yeah.

Bob: So when it's finished, it'II look just like this.

[He shows a billboard of the reservoir]

Irelanders: Whoa.

Muck: What's it called again, Bob? Reservoir-

Bob: A reservoir, Muck.

Spike: What's a reservoir?

Koki: A reservoir is a big storage place for clean water so that people can have it for their homes and to drink.

Connor Lacey: Yeah. I learned that in my former school, School of the Holy Spirit in Ireland.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! Just like when I used to be in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.

Connor Lacey: Exactly.

Bob: It'II hold fresh drinking water for everyone in Spring City. We're gonna divert the river so that it floats into the quarry instead.

Everyone: Oh!

Muck: Oh, now I get it.

Bob: We also hired some help from the island of Sodor to help out.

Ash Ketchum: Like who?

[Then Jack, Alfie, Oliver, Max and Monty come rolling into view]

Connor Lacey: It's the Pack.

Mewtwo: Also known as The Sodor Construction Company.

Jack: Hello, Bob.

Alfie: Hi, Irelanders.

Connor Lacey: Hi, guys.

Bob: Hello. Glad you lot can make it.

Oliver: So do we, Bob. It's nice to see you and your Irelanders again, Connor.

Connor Lacey: Indeed. We haven't see you since you repaired Tidmouth Sheds and Max and Monty dumping rubbish on the tracks which causes Thomas to derail on his branch line.

[Max and Monty look at their bumpers in embarrassment]

Hiro: We'II make sure they don't mucking about, Bob.

Bob: Thanks, Hiro.

Lofty: Uh, but, Bob, won't the water run out through that big hole at the end?

Bob: It would if we weren't building a giant wall called a dam to keep all the water in.

Lofty: I got it. But the wall.. I mean dam will have to be enormous!

Bob: That's right, Lofty. We're gonna fill giant metal boxes with concrete and then build them up like an enormous brick wall.

Scoop: Yes! Our biggest job ever! And I can't wait!

Wendy: But first, Scoop, we've got to get the Quarry ready. I've got more explosives ready to go so ear protection on.

Captain Jake: Uh, we don't have any ear protections.

Wendy: Well, then, use your hands.

[Discord put his antler and goat horn in his ears, much to Wendy's confusion]

Wendy: Why are you putting your antler and goat horn in your ears?

Discord: I did that when things are very loud like the Cutie Pies's girly chants.

Wendy: I see. Ready, Leo?

Leo: Sure thing. [blows an airhorn]

[Scoop backs up and the Irelanders cover their ears]

Scoop: (gasps)

Wendy: Three, two, one!

[She presses the button and the quarry wall near the river explodes]

Scoop: Ka-boom! (makes explosion sounds)

Paxton: This is gonna be fun!

Rarity: But darlings, the ground is still shaking.

Scoop: Huh?

[Muck looks around]

Muck: Huh?

Lofty: Uh, Bob, why is the ground still shaking?!

Izzy: Look!

[Three big shapes move towards them in the dust]

Scoop: (gasps) What are they?

Muck: Oooh. Are they aliens?

Lofty: No. Bigger. (gasps) Maybe dinosaurs!

Scoop: Whoa! Alien dinosaurs!

Muck: Ooooh! I don't like it!

Bob: It's all right, everyone. Those aren't aliens or dinosaurs. They are Mega Machines and they've come to help us build the dam.

[The shapes still move towards them and when the dust clears, a giant white and blue excavator, a giant orange front loader and giant blue dump truck appears with a man leading them]

Lofty: Oh. My. Goodness.

Irelanders: Whoa!

[Scoop looks at the big front loader]

Scoop: Is that..... No. It can't be.

[The man wearing a green hard hat and orange high vest approaches Bob]

Conrad: Good to see you again, Bob.

Bob: Good to see you too, Conrad.

[They shake hands with each other]

Bob: Everyone, this is Conrad.

Conrad: Hello, everyone.

Everyone: Hello, Conrad.

Bob: Conrad and his team of Mega Machines are gonna clear out the quarry.

Scoop: Fantastismo.

Bob: Thanks so much for your help, Conrad. I'm really looking forward to working with you and your team.

Conrad: Not a problem, Bob. You know me. Helpful is my middle name.

Muck: That's a funny name.

Fuli: It's a figure of speech.

Bob: Well, it's kind of you. I know you were disappointed not to get the job building the dam.

Conrad: Hey, no hard feelings. You win some, you lose some. You know that, Bob. There's no shame in losing out to a top notch builder like you.

Bob: Well, thank you.

Conrad: Now, let me introduce my Mega Machines. This is the mover of my team, Thud. Just fill him up and watch him go.

Scoop, Muck and Lofty: Hello, Thud.

Thud: Hi.

Pinkie Pie: (noticing Thud's frown) Why is he frowning like that?

Jimmy Z: I don't know, did they do the right greeting?

Pinkie Pie: He should be smiling and I like to see my friends smile.

Sparky: I don't think that's the case.

Conrad: Over here is Crunch.

[He points to the big excavator]

Conrad: He may not say much but boy can he dig.

Scoop, Lofty and Muck: Hello, Crunch.

[Crunch just growls]

Muck: Oooh.

Alfie: That's a bit harsh.

Applejack: Reminds me of my big brother, Big Mac since he's a pony with a few words.

Conrad: And I think you might just recognize my super star.

Scoop: It's Ace. I know! It's Ace.

Conrad: 10 points to the little yellow digger. Ladies, gentlemen, machines, other people, meet Ace.

[Ace smiles proudly]

Scoop: Yeah!

Scoop, Lofty and Muck: Hi, Ace!

Ace: Hey, guys.

Scoop: I knew it was him. I knew it! He was on TV in Ultra Diggers and Massive Movers! Remember, Lofty?

Lofty: Nope.

Ace: Looks like you've got a great team here, Bob.

Bob: Thanks, Ace.

Jack: Just to let you know, Ace, Alfie, Oliver, Max, Monty and I are owned by Miss Jenny from the Sodor Construction Company on the Island of Sodor.

Ace: Thanks, Jack.

Bob: Now Conrad's Mega Machines will clear away all the big rocks but they're gonna some help with the smaller ones.

Scoop: Oh, can I do that? Can I? Can I?

Bob: So, Muck, they'II need your help.

Muck: OK, Bob.

Scoop: Oooh. And me. Me, me, me. Pick me.

Bob: (laughs) And you too, Scoop.

Scoop: Yes! Bring on the rocks!

Bob: Those rocks needed to be taken to the rock crusher over there and used to make concrete to build the dam.

Lofty: Oooh.

Connor Lacey: That's so cool.

Oliver: I didn't know rocks can be used to make concrete.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, it's a well known fact that I've learned in Canterlot High.

Connor Lacey: I learned that in School of the Holy Spirit where I used to go to.

Twilight Sparkle: Just like I used to be in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.

Connor Lacey: True.

Bob: Stretch, you'II be with me.

Stretch: Got it, Bob.

Bob: Two-Tonne will bring materials on site.

Two-Tonne: You can depend on me, Bob.

Bob: Jack, Alfie, Oliver, Max and Monty will help out with the rocks as well.

The Pack: Okay, Bob.

Bob: And Lofty.

Lofty: Yes, Bob?

Bob: You'II help Wendy and Leo build this control tower.

[He gestures to the billboard]

Lofty: Right-o, Bob.

Connor Lacey: We'II be watching from a safe distance since we're not allowed on construction sites.

Bob: Okay, Connor. I'll let you know if we need any help. (to Conrad) Okay, Conrad?

Conrad: We're ready, Bob. What about your team? Do you think your little guys can handle it?

Bob: It is a big challenge, Conrad, but I know everyone here's gonna work together to make us proud.

Bunga: Here, here!

Ace: Time to move some rock. Let's do this!

[He hits the ground with his bucket]

Scoop: That's what he used to say on TV. Let's do this!

Jimmy Z: Whoa!

Bob: So team, Irelanders and Mega Crew, can we build it?

Everyone: Yes, we can!

[The song We Are A Team plays as the three teams get to work on the dam for the reservoir and the control tower]

Chorus: All together, we meet again~

We're working as a team~

Busy doing lots of jobs~

A happy family~

Everybody shout Hi-5~

Everybody clap~

[The clapping sound is heard two times]

Everybody shout Hi-5~

Everybody clap~

[The clap sound is heard again]

The best of friends helping hands~

We're working hard today~

We Are a Team~

Oh-whoa-oh-oh~

We are Supreme~

Oh-whoa-oh-oh~

We are a T-E-A-M, team~

We are a team~

Oh we are a team~

We are a team~

We are a team, team, team, team~

Everybody shouts Hi-5~

[Muck watches Crunch digging some rocks and Crunch just glares at him and continues on digging]

Everybody has their job~

And working as a team~

Building something wonderful~

It's such a sight to see~

Constructing, building, lifting, drilling, fixing, concrete mixing~

T-E-A-M~

Everybody clap~

[The clap sound is heard again]

The best of friends helping hands~

We're working hard today~

We are a team, team, team, team~

Everybody shout Hi-5~

[Lofty is lifting the white piece off Two-Tonne's flatbed]

Two-Tonne: See you later.

Wendy: Thanks. Right, here you go, Leo.

[She gives Leo a clipboard]

Leo: Huh? Sight safety checklist? But you're in charge of safety on the site, aren't you, Wendy?

Wendy: Yes, but you can help me. It will be a good experience for you.

Leo: So, I'm kinda the assistant safety officer.

Wendy: Well, in a way.

Leo: Yes! Assistant Safety Officer. I'm gonna make this the safest building site there's ever been! Thanks, Wendy. Right, Assistant Safety Officer Leo coming through. Oh, wait til I tell Dad.

Fuli: Well, someone looks excited.

Kion: Yep. There's one thing he and Makini have in common.

Wendy: Oh, what's that?

Kion: They're both appreciates of Bob and Rafiki for builder and royal mjuzi.

Wendy: Oh. I see.

[Later, Ace was digging some rocks with his giant bucket. Scoop watches with amazement]

Scoop: Whoa!

Lofty: Hey, Scoop! I remember now! You had Ace's picture on the wall, didn't you?

Scoop: I...uh..... maybe.

Lofty: No. I definitely remember. You were in his fan club and you have an Ace lunchbox and an Ace sticker album and you even used to do that funny Ace dance.

Scoop: Ace dance? (laughs) I don't know what you're talking about. (laughs) (in a mutter) It's really nothing, Lofty.

Ace: (chuckles)

Lofty: Aw, you remember. It was something like, um.... Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, feel the force! Oh, yeah, something, something, of course! What was it? You must remember, don't you, Scoop?

Scoop: Lofty, shh! You are showing me up.

[Ace clear his throat, making Scoop and Lofty jump a bit]

Ace: You mean like this? Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Feel the force.

Lofty: Yes, that's it! Go on, Scoop.

Scoop: Oh, uh, oh, oh, alright then.

[He drives up to Ace and tries to do the same dance that Ace did]

Scoop: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Feel the force.

[Thud and Crunch look at this, confused along with Stretch, Oliver, Jack and Alfie]

Scoop: Oh, yeah, oh yeah, it's Ace of course.

Both: Build a highway! Build a tower! Hey, let's do this, feel the power!

Ace: (chuckles)

Lofty: Hooray! Hey, that was so good. Just like on the telly.

Ace: (laughs) Thanks, Lofty. Eh, not bad there, Scoop. You did it just like me.

Scoop: Wow!

[Ace rolls over to a big boulder and lift it up with his shovel with ease]

Ace: Yeah!

Lofty: That's one big rock.

Jack: It sure is.

Scoop: He said I'm just like him.

Lofty: Uh, no, he didn't, Scoop. He said you danced just like him.

Scoop: No, Lofty. He said exactly that. I was just like him. So I'm gonna go and lift a big rock too. The biggest rock I've ever lifted!

[Scoop heads off]

Lofty: Um, Scoop, I'm not sure that's such a good..... (realizes Scoop's gone) Oh, he's gone. Like you ever listen to me.

Jack: We'II just let him do what he wants. We need to get back to work.

[Conrad is walking to Thud and Crunch with an angry look on his face]

Conrad: Hey! What are you hunks of rust doing? Get to work before I sent ya back to the scrapheap.

Thud: Y-y-yes, yes. OK, Conrad.

[Crunch growls, which caught Conrad's attention and he whirled round]

Conrad: What did you say, Crunch?

[Crunch growls]

Conrad: I hope that noise meant "Yes sir, right away sir".

[Crunch growls again, and Conrad turn back again]

Conrad: I'II be watching you. I see everything that goes on around here. I don't miss a thing. And get those rocks cleared up. [his phone rings] Oh, I have to take this.

[Crunch and Thud look at each other and watch as Conrad answers his phone]

Conrad: Hello?

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Conrad, is everything going according to plan?

Conrad: Yes, ma'am. Have you got everyone ready?

[Crunch and Thud listen in on what Conrad is saying]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Yes. Everyone is in position. You just need to worry about your part. Don't screw it up.

Conrad: Don't worry, ma'am. I've got everything under control. Believe me.

Thud: Conrad, who're you talkin' to?

Conrad: Oh, gotta go, bye. [hangs up and turns to the duo] None of your business. Now do as I said and get those rocks cleared up!

[He walks off just as Muck comes by]

Muck: Hello, Mr Conrad. Let me get those.

Conrad: Hah!

[Muck picks up the rocks and heads to Thud who is rolling away from Crunch]

Muck: Hi, Crunch. Hi, Thud.

Thud: Watch out!

Muck: [stops] Oh. Sorry, Thud. Little guy backing up.

Thud: Oh, just keep out of my way.

[Crunch growls at Muck]

Muck: Aaah! Ooops. S-sorry, Crunch. I didn't see you there. Sorry.

[Muck drives off with Crunch growls. The scene changes to Conrad sitting in his deckchair, humming to himself when he saw Philip, Mayor Madison's limo rolls up to Bob's hut and gets up to walk over]

Bob: Hi, Mayor Madison. Mr Bentley.

Connor Lacey: Hello.

Mayor Madison: Hello, Bob, Connor.

Mr Bentley: Hello, you two.

Mayor Madison: How's our favourite builder getting on with this most important building project?

Bob: It's all going very well.

[Conrad clears his throat as he walks up to Bob, The Irelanders, Mayor Madison and Mr Bentley]

Bob: Oh. I believed you both met Conrad.

Conrad: Mayor Madison, we meet again. Always a pleasure.

Mayor Madison: Conrad, we here in Spring City really appreciate that you and your wonderful Mega Machines agreeing to help Bob and the team.

Mr Bentley: Yes. Especially considering that you didn't actually get the......

Conrad: Hey, just because Bob and his little team got the job, doesn't mean I'm not happy to lend a hand. Eh, Bob?

[He gives Bob a hard pat on the back]

Mayor Madison: Splendid! Did you see the article about the dam?

Twilight Sparkle: No. What's the news about?

Mayor Madison: Front page of the Spring City Chronicles.

[Mr Bentley give Conrad the newspaper. On the front page was a picture of Bob and Mayor Madison in front of the dam and control tower. Conrad looks a bit cross at this]

Mayor Madison: (laughs)

[He changes his expression to happy to make sure they don't see his disappointment]

Conrad: Well, look at you, Bob. Smiling away. Number one builder in Spring City.

Mayor Madison: So now you can work together as one big family.

Captain Jake: Yep. Couldn't put it better myself, Mayor.

Mayor Madison: Thank you, Jake. Keep up the good work, Bob.

Conrad: We will.

Mayor Madison: Come along, Mr Bentley.

Mr Bentley: Yes, Madam Mayor.

[Then Bob's walkie talkie turns on]

Scoop: Bob! Bob!

Bob: Bob here, over.

Scoop: HELP! QUICK, I'M AT THE QUARRY!

Bob: Coming, Scoop!

Connor Lacey: We gonna rescue him!

Bob: Sorry. Scoop's in trouble. We have to go. To the quarry please, Tread. Quick as you can!

Tread: Right you are, Bob!

Connor Lacey: (to Paxton) Scoop needs our help, Paxton! Follow Tread!

Paxton: Okay, Connor!

[Connor climb abroad Paxton and they set off]

Kratt Bros: To the digger rescue!

[Conrad watch them go then turn his attention to the article with his scowl]

Conrad: One big happy family. Pah!

Shupavu: Yesss. But we'II change that soon enough.

[The heroes and Bob head down to the Quarry to find Scoop carrying a giant boulder that's much too heavy for him]

Scoop: HELP!

Bob: Oh, no!

Scoop: I can't hold it! It's too heavy!

Bob: Hold on, Scoop!

Scoop: Help! Help!

[His tires start to slip and he slides down backwards]

Scoop: Oh, no! Help! I'm slipping!

[Suddenly, he touches something and it is revealed that Ace has caught Scoop]

Scoop: Huh?

Ace: I've got ya, Scoop!

Scoop: Wow!

Ace: (laughs)

Jack: That was close.

Alfie: Tell me about it. Good thing Ace was there.

Bob: You alright, Scoop?

Scoop: I was carrying this rock but it was just too heavy and my wheels went slipping.....

Bob: You're going to be OK. Ace will help you back down safely.

Ace: Steady now, Scoop. You're doing just fine. Now keep going.

[He carries Scoop down to the bottom of the slope]

Ace: Nearly there. You're down.

[He puts Scoop down to the ground]

Scoop: (sighs with relief)

Ace: There. Safe.

[Scoop drop the boulder from his bucket]

Bob: Thank you, Ace. Well done.

Scoop: Yeah. Thanks, Ace.

Ace: No problem. Happy to help.

[Ace drives off with the boulder in his bucket. Bob walks over to Scoop]

Scoop: Wow!

[Ace climbs up the slope]

Bob: Leave the big rocks for Ace, OK, Scoop? That's what he's here for.

Izzy: You don't want him to be out of a job, do you?

Scoop: Okay, Bob and Izzy. I will.

Connor Lacey: That's good. See you later.

[The Irelanders and Bob walks off. Crunch is loading Thud with rocks. Muck load his dumper with rocks and set off but then Thud rolls by]

Muck: Ooh!

Thud: Out of the way, teeny treads.

Muck: Ooops. Sorry.

Thud: You're in my way again.

[Lofty and Oliver watch this from up above on a slope]

Lofty: That doesn't look very friendly.

Oliver: It sure isn't, Lofty.

Thud: You're always in my way.

[Muck reverses back quickly]

Muck: Oh. Er... Yes. Sorry, Thud.

[He stop just in front of Crunch who growls at him]

Thud: And his way.

Muck: I'm just trying to help and pick up the smaller rocks but it's just you're so big and I'm kinda...

[Crunch growls]

Muck: small.

Thud: Yeah, we get it. You're a little squirt. Why not go and be a little squirt somewhere else?

Muck: Oh. OK then.

[Crunch growls as Muck rolls off, sniffling sadly. Crunch growls at Thud]

Thud: Aye. Come on. Let's get back to work before Conrad comes back.

[They set off. Muck is still upset as he roll up to the top of the slope where Lofty and Oliver are]

Lofty: Muck. Um, are you alright?

Muck: Not really, no.

Lofty: Oh dear.

Muck: It's Thud and Crunch. I don't think they like me very much.

Lofty: Course they do.

Muck: But they call me names, Lofty.

Lofty: Ah, yes, yes, they did.

Muck: And they tried to squash me!

Lofty: Ah, also true.

Muck: But you and Oliver think they like me.

Lofty: If I said yes, would that make you happy?

Muck: Uh, I think so.

Lofty: Then yes, they do like you!

Oliver: Yeah. So go and try to make a good impression.

Muck: Oh. OK then. Thanks, guys.

[He rolls off with a smile on his face]

Lofty: Oh. That is not good.

Oliver: I agree. I better tell Connor and his friends what's going on.

[The scene changes to Ace moving some rocks when Leo walks to check that everything is safe and going well]

Leo: Quarry walls, check. Rocks, check.

Ace: Yes!

Alfie: (seeing Leo doing checks with curiosity) What's Leo doing checking the site? That's Wendy's job, isn't it?

Jack: Hmm. Maybe Wendy's letting him do checks so that he can learn it. He's an apprentice, you know.

Alfie: Oh, yeah. I see.

[Scoop watches Ace from a slope]

Scoop: I'II show Ace I can be just like him. Let's do this! Whoo-hoo!

[He rolls down the hill, scooping up the small rocks in mid speed when he starts to slip]

Scoop: Whoops! Whoa!

[He stop just on the side of the slope, hitting a stone which falls down in front of Muck]

Muck: Oooh! Hey!

Scoop: Oh, sorry, Muck.

[Leo comes over to see what is wrong]

Leo: Bu-bu-bu. Assistant Safety Officer coming through. Are you okay, Muck?

Muck: I'm fine. See?

[He lift the rocks into his dumper]

Leo: Hmm. OK, but I'II probably have to file a safety report about this. Always think about who's down below, Scoop. OK?

Scoop: I know. Sorry, Leo. Sorry again, Muck.

Muck: It's just not my day today.

[He rolls off sadly with Leo on board]

Ace: Scoop?

Scoop: Aah!

Ace: Are you OK? What's up?

Scoop: Oh, Ace. I kept messing up.

Ace: Ha-huh. You call that messing up? Messing up is what I did when I drop a two-tonne boulder onto my boss' car.

Scoop: No! Really? You did that?

Ace: He wasn't in it at the time, thank goodness. But that's why I'm not on TV anymore.

Scoop: Oh, wow! And I thought I made a big mistake.

Ace: Yeah, alright, alright.

[He picks up a boulder with his bucket]

Ace: I was heading for the scrapheap before Conrad took me in.

Scoop: Huh? You were going to be crushed?

Ace: And turned into tin cans.

Scoop: (gasps with Jack and Alfie)

Jack: Well, it's a good thing Conrad was there then.

Alfie: Yes, it is.

Ace: Huh. (he grins, getting an idea) Come on, champ. At least we both have buddies on this job.

Scoop: Oh. Me?

[Ace winks]

Scoop: You mean me?

Ace: Yes, you! What do you say, buddy?

Scoop: Wow! Yes! Mega yes!

Ace: So.....

Ace and Scoop: Let's do this!

[They went to work as the song Best Friends, Super Heroes starts playing in the background]

[Scoop and Ace hi shoveled each other and pick up rocks while Tiny and Lofty help Wendy with the control tower's construction. Scoop and Ace bring the rocks to the crusher which cuts them up and the little pieces went onto a conveyor belt which tips them off the end to make piles of stones. The two diggers raise their buckets in delight. Lofty lift the sirens onto the roof where Wendy screw them in with a screwdriver. She waves at Scoop and Ace who smiles at her. Scoop and Ace toss a rock to each other. Ace lifts a pile of boulders with ease. One of the boulder nearly fell off towards Scoop but Ace caught it in the nick of time. As evening fell, they look down at Bob who thumbs up to them and they hi shoveled each other. Soon, the team and Irelanders are done for the day]

Wendy: Well, team and Irelanders, We've made a great start.

Bob: We certainly have.

Connor Lacey: Yeah. And we all did it together.

Jack: Yep.

Bob: Tomorrow, we need to finish clearing the quarry and made loads more concrete. Any questions, team?

Scoop: Oh, yes! Me! Me! Please, Bob! Bob!

Bob: What is it, Scoop?

Scoop: Ace, my new best friend has invited me to sleep out here with the Mega Machines. Can I go? Can I? Please, please, please?!

Bob: (chuckles) OK, Scoop. I don't see why not.

Scoop: That is brilliant. (laughs) Jack, Alfie, Oliver, want to join us?

Jack: Okay, Scoop.

Alfie: I'm in.

Oliver: Me too.

Twilight Sparkle: OK, then.

Connor Lacey: I'll stay here too.

Paxton: And me and Hiro.

Toa Takanuva: Me too.

Hiro: [eyeing Conrad suspiciously] Hmm.

Sunset Shimmer: Discord, Iago and I will stay too.

Bob: Right, see you in the morning, everyone.

[He gets on Thread and set off. Max and Monty then snickered at each other, getting an idea]

Max: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Monty: Last one to the yard is a stinky dump truck!

[They race off, spreading dirt as they go]

Connor Lacey: Max, Monty!

[But they're racing in the distance to hear]

Aviva Corcovado: It's no good, they'll always be like that.

Alfie: Yeah.

Lofty:That's alright. We can have our own sleepover at the yard, Muck.

Muck: Isn't that what we do every night, Lofty?

[Scoop and Ace smiled at each other. As night falls, Scoop and the Irelanders settled down with the Mega Machines]

Scoop: Good night, Thud.

Thud: Yeah, yeah.

Scoop: Night, night, Crunch.

[Crunch growls and turns away]

Scoop: Night, night, Ace.

Ace: Time to get some sleep, Scoop.

Scoop: Of course. Let's do this!

[Scoop went to sleep]

Ace: (chuckles) Good night, champ.

[He falls asleep and Scoop takes one last look at Ace before falling asleep himself]

Connor Lacey: Good night, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Good night, Connor.

Oliver: Good night, you two.

Jack: Good night.

Alfie: Good night.

Sunset Shimmer: Good night.

Discord: Sweet dreams.

Iago: Night.

Paxton: Good night, Hiro.

Hiro: Rest peacefully, Paxton.

[They went to sleep but only Hiro stayed awake. He was watching Conrad, who is walking nearby with the newspaper in his hands]

Conrad: So, Bob, you think you're the number one builder in Spring City. Pah! (he look towards the control tower) Not for long. Soon your name will be mud.

[He throws the newspaper to the ground and step on it, leaving footprints on it]

Hiro: [gasps] I knew something was off.

[He went to sleep. The scene changes to the wood where Linda Ryan/The Shredderette and her Foot Empire are present]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Soon, we'II help Conrad become the number one builder in Spring City and get revenge for not getting the job to build the dam.

Janja: Uh, Linda? Just one question. How do you... (HESITATES) We plan on helping Conrad ruin his rival's reputation of being the number one builder in Spring City?

Reirei: For once, I gotta agree with the hyena. It ain't gonna be easy.

Makuta Teridax: Of course, it's ain't.

Paisley Paver: Ah, yes. That quarry is so dusty. (shudders) But I'II change that once I pave that quarry to put buildings in it's place.

Rex: Of course, we can, Paisley.

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: (to Janja's question while heard Paisley's plans to pave the quarry) Well, we need to make sure no one sees or knows Conrad's true intentions.

Kiburi: We crocodiles can swim in the river to make sure no one get suspicious about Conrad.

Infinite: And I can fly over the quarry to watch how the work is doing.

Shupavu: There might be a weak spot in the plan.

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: And what is that?

Njano: We saw Hiro overhearing Conrad's scheming.

Ripslinger: He did what?!

Hawk Moth: That black engine is hearing everything Conrad is saying.

Vilgax: He could ruin our plans in no time at this rate!

Aggregor: I get what you mean, Vilgax.

Mzingo: So, what are we gotta do about Hiro, Linda?

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Well, we need to think of a way to stop Hiro from telling Connor, his friends and Bob the truth and make sure no one else finds out about Conrad's plan to get his revenge for not getting the job to build the dam. Ushari, send your skinks to keep an eye on everything. Tell me immediately if anything happens.

Ushari: Certainty. You heard that?

Shupavu: Yes, sir.

[She and Njano slitter away]

Professor Z: The project is still on schedule. We will keep helping Conrad with his plan and kill those who heard and seen too much about our plan.

Grem: Shall Acer and I go capture Hiro, Professor Z?

Professor Z: Hmm. Well, I suppose you two can go and capture the Master of the Railway to prevent him from telling the truth.

Acer: Brilliant. We're on it, Professor.

[They head off]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Soon, the entire reservoir and Spring City itself will be ours!

[She and her Foot Empire cackles as the scene changes to morning. Conrad step out of his caravan and stretches with a yawn and rub his fat tummy. He look to see Bob and his team arriving with delightful faces with a raised eyebrow]

Bob: Good morning, Mega Machines.

Connor Lacey: Morning, Bob.

Twilight Sparkle: (sighs) Morning, guys.

[Muck saw Scoop driving with the Mega Machines]

Muck: Hi, Scoop. How was the sleepover?

Scoop: Sorry, Muck. No time to chat.

Muck: But....

Scoop: Mega Machine stuff to do.

[Muck looks disappointed at Scoop not wanting to share information]

Muck: Oh.

Lofty: Don't worry, Muck. We can catch up with him later.

Bob: Come on then, team. Let's get going. Lots to do.

[They went to work. Tiny lowered a piece of metal towards Bob who screw them into place. Conrad slept lazily on his deckchair. Thud and Crunch are working together when Muck went by with a smile on his face, much to their surprise. Wendy and Lofty are building the tower. Crunch is loading Thud with rocks. They look up to see Conrad glaring down at them and gestures with his fingers that he'II be watching them. They head off. Wendy calls Muck on the walkie talkie]

Wendy: Muck, can you clear the building waste from the control tower site and and take it to the tip?

Muck: Coming, Wendy! I'll be as quick as I can, Okay?

Thud: No need to rush back. (chuckles)

[Lofty and Oliver see this and they're cross at Thud and Crunch's insults to Muck. They saw Scoop and Ace rolling along, laughing]

Lofty: Psst. Scoop. Thud and Crunch are being mean to Muck. We need to have a word with them.

Scoop: Sorry, Lofty. Can't talk. Mega busy with mega stuff.

[He and Ace head off]

Lofty: Scoop! OK then, fine. Be like that. We'II do it ourselves.

Oliver: Come on, Lofty. Let's give those two Mega Bullies a piece of our minds.

[Scoop and Ace head over to pick up rock when Bob and Tread come over]

Bob: Ace, I got a special job for you. Follow me. You too, Scoop.

Scoop: (gasps) Me too?

[Bob leads them to near the crushing machine]

Scoop: So, what's the job, Bob?

Bob: I want you and Ace to mix the concrete we're using to build the wall of the dam.

Scoop: Wow!

Connor Lacey: That's very exciting.

Bob: It's a very important job, Scoop. But you been working with Ace so well, I think you're ready for it. But remember, if the mixture isn't right, the dam won't be strong enough to hold the water so you must make sure you use the right amount of everything, OK?

Ace: You can count on us, Bob.

[He smiles at Scoop]

Scoop: Let's do this!

Bob: Hold on, Scoop. I haven't told you or the Irelanders what the amounts are yet.

Scoop: Oh. Yeah, of course. Carry on.

Bob: So, here's the recipe for Super strong concrete. You take one scoop of cement from there, then you come all the way over here and tip it in this mixer.

Scoop: One scoop. Got it.

Twilight Sparkle: Noted and filed.

Bob: Then Scoop take three scoops of sand from the pile over there and add them to the mixture too.

[Ace nods]

Bob: Then three scoops of gravel from the rock crusher and finally a just half a scoop of water from the water tower.

Scoop and Ace: One, three, three and a half.

[They laugh]

Bob: You got it. Spot on.

Kion: We'II make sure that they get the ingredients right.

Bob: Thanks, Kion. OK, guys, see you later. (he saw Conrad walking over) Oh, hi, Conrad.

Conrad: Hello, everyone.

Ace: (laughs) Hey, Scoop, we're the new concrete mixers!

Scoop: That is amazing!

Conrad: Concrete mixers, eh? Well, well, that is a important job.

[The scene changes to the control tower where Wendy and Leo are fitting the controls]

Wendy: OK, Leo, that's the early warning system all connected up. If there any problems with the dam, this pointer will move over here into the red zone and the siren will go off. Are you ready for the test?

Leo: Ready.

[He presses the button and the siren activates, making Gull fly off in fright]

Leo: Ahem. Testing, testing. This is Leo, your assistant safety officer. This is only a test so don't be alarmed.

[Wendy gestures Leo to the alarm button and Leo press it and the siren blares, startling him]

Leo: Waaagh!

[The siren echoes around the site]

Leo: Oh, that was loads louder than I was expecting.

[Scoop is rolling up to the three towers]

Scoop: One, three, three and a half.

[He push a big button with his scoop and a scoop of cement is dumped into his bucket]

Scoop: One, three, three and a half.

Ace: One, three, three and a half.

Scoop: One of cement.

Ace: One.

[They dump the cement into the mixer]

Scoop: Now three of sand.

[Ace and Scoop put three scoops of sand into the mixer]

Ace: Three.

Scoop: Now three of gravel.

Ace: Three.

[They put three scoops of gravel into the mixer, being watched by Conrad. Ace have his bucket filled with half of water]

Scoop: And a half of water.

[They dump the water into the mixer]

Ace: And a half. (chuckles)

[Conrad look at the mixer with the three symbols and watch as the concrete pours out onto a cauldron on wheels which it rolls over to Tiny who lifts it up]

Conrad: Great work, guys. What a team. Oh, Scoop, I just remembered. I think Bob wants a word with you.

Scoop: Oh. OK. Thanks, Conrad.

[He heads off to Bob. Conrad turns to Ace]

Conrad: And Ace?

Ace: Yes, Conrad?

Conrad: Remember how I save you when you're thrown off the TV show?

Ace: Yes?

Conrad: Well, now it's payback time, my friend. What I wanted you to do is this.

[Ace looks curious at what Conrad had in mind. At the dam, Bob is pouring the concrete on the wall of it when Scoop arrives]

Scoop: Hello, Bob.

Bob: What is it, Scoop?

Scoop: Conrad said you wanted to see me.

Bob: Uh, I did not, actually. There must have been a mix up.

Scoop: Oh. That's funny. OK!

Bob: You better get back to work, Scoop! Got a lot of concrete to mix and pour. Remember, one, three, three...

Scoop: And a half! No prob, Bob! See you later!

[He heads off. Bob was puzzled a bit then he continued pouring the concrete. Back with Conrad and Ace]

Ace: Are you really sure no one will get hurt.

Conrad: Sure, I'm sure, unless you count the good name Bob the Builder. (chuckles)

[Ace looks unsure]

Conrad: Just think about it, Ace. If you don't do what I ask, it's bye bye job, hello scrapheap again.

[Ace back up a bit in shock. Meanwhile Lofty and Oliver are plucking up courage to face up to Crunch and Thud]

Lofty: Come on, Lofty. Do it for Muck.

Oliver: You can do this, Oliver. Don't back down now.

[They saw Crunch and Thud working together nearby]

Lofty: Hi there. No. (in deep voice) Hello. No. Uh, hi guys!

[Thud and Crunch turn to see Lofty and Oliver moving over to them]

Lofty: We want to say something. We think maybe you're not being very nice to Muck.

[The two just move away from him and Oliver, ignoring them]

Oliver: Hey, don't turn your backs on us!

Lofty: Uh, so maybe you could and eh, try and be a bit more friendly?

Thud: Swing your hook, Lanky. (chuckles)

Lofty: No. My name's Lofty.

[Ace sighs unsure as Scoop comes over]

Scoop: Hi, Ace. That was funny because Bob said that he didn't....

[Ace dumps a whole scoop of water into the mixer]

Scoop: Huh. Was that a full scoop of water, Ace?

Ace: Er, better get back to work, champ.

Scoop: Um, I think you made a mistake. It's half a water. Remember? One, three, three and a half. One, three...

Ace: I know what I'm doing.

Scoop: Oh. It's OK. We all make mistakes...

Ace: I said I know what I'm doing!

[Scoop drew back, frighten by Ace's outburst]

Ace: (sighs with regret) Listen, Scoop. Why don't you go and take a break?

Scoop: Oh. OK.

[He heads off, leaving Ace to ponder his decision]

Ace: I can't do this. It's not right.

[Shupavu and Njano watches this from behind the towers]

Njano: Ha! For a second I thought Scoop's gonna discover Conrad's plans.

Shupavu: Yes. Linda will wanna hear about Ace's hesitation.

Njano: (Laughing and hissing) I can't wait to tell her.

[They slither away. Lofty and Oliver are still talking to Crunch and Thud]

Lofty: Now just a minute you two!

Thud: Why don't you go and find a sandpit to play in?!

Lofty: Wha....

Thud: You two and the other teeny toys.

Lofty: That is not very friendly and polite. Now, Muck is our friend....

Thud: Congratulations on having a useless friend.

[Crunch laughs with Thud]

Oliver: Now, look here, Thud and Crunch, Muck is not useless and that wasn't very nice to say that to him!

Thud: I just did, Lanky!

[He and Crunch approach them menacingly]

Lofty: (gasps) THAT IS ENOUGH! (he raises his crane arm) And it's Lofty, OK? We'II show you. Both of you! Come on! You think you're so big and mega and uh....

[Thud chuckles]

Thud: Oooh! I'm scared.

Oliver: You two are nothing but big bullies!

Thud: Huh? What do you mean, exactly?

Conrad: Hey, you two hunks of rust! Get these stones clear up. All of them! Or else!

Thud: Oh, yes, yes, yes. OK, yes, Conrad. Yeah.

Conrad: Pah!

[Crunch growls]

Conrad: I hope that meant "Sorry, sir". We'II do better next time, sir".

[He walks off. Thud looks down at the ground, a sad look on his face]

Lofty: Oooh.

Oliver: Wait a minute.

[Muck trundles up to them]

Muck: Hi, everyone. I'm back.

Lofty: Hi, Muck. We were just talking about you.

Thud: Just get back to work, OK?

Muck: Uh, OK.

[Lofty pulls in front of him to stop him from leaving]

Lofty: Hang on a minute, Muck. You speak to Muck the way Conrad speaks to you.

Thud: Eh? No. No, I don't. (thinks for a second) Do I?

[Crunch looks between him and Muck then growls]

Thud: I didn't realize that.

Oliver: And how does Conrad make you feel?

Thud: Uh, not very nice. You're right. I'm sorry, Muck. We've been really mean to you. And we're all part of the same team.

Muck: Brilliant! I knew we were best friends!

Thud: Yeah! We can be friends!

Oliver: That's better. Problem solved.

Lofty: Well, I better get back to work.

Muck: Bye, Lofty. And hello, new best friends.

[He uses his scoop to tap Crunch's shovel and drives off, leaving Crunch a respectful glance. Connor Lacey walks up the quarry when Max and Monty come racing up and spins around]

Max and Monty: Yeah! Whooo!

Connor Lacey: You two!

Max: We're number one!

Monty: And there's two of us so that makes you number... three. (laughs)

[Connor glares with exhaustion]

Connor Lacey: I won't get involved with your silly antics after your dumping rubbish cause Thomas to derail at the bridge last time.

[He heads off. Scoop saw Lofty approaching]

Scoop: Hey, Lofty. I....

Lofty: (deciding to give Scoop a taste of his own medicine for not talking to him and Muck) Sorry, Scoop. Can't talk. Mega busy with mega stuff.

[Scoop looks sad and neglected at Lofty's ignorance]

Scoop: (sadly) Ooh.

[Ace and Conrad are arguing over his decision]

Ace: But if I do that, the dam won't be strong enough!

Conrad: Go on! One scoop of water, five of sand.

Ace: I won't do it!

Conrad: Yes, you will!

Ace: No! It's not right!

Conrad: Do you know what happens to machines on the scrapheap, Ace? They get broken up and crushed!

Ace: But it's too much, Conrad!

Conrad: Just do it!

[Ace looks defeated and with a heavy sigh, he dumps another scoop of water into the mixer. Scoop arrives and sees what is going on]

Scoop: He's doing one again. On purpose! And Conrad is telling him to! Bob!

[As he roll off, Conrad and Ace heard his shouts and turn to see him]

Conrad: Huh?

Scoop: Bob! Bob!

Conrad: Quick, go after him! We gonna stop him before he gives the game away!

[Ace raced off after Scoop with Conrad on his back stepladder. Bob is pouring the concrete with the Irelanders when they heard Scoop calling to them]

Scoop: Bob! Bob!

Bob: Huh?

Connor Lacey: Is that Scoop?

Scoop: Bob! Guys!

Bob: Hi, Scoop. Everything Okay?

Scoop: No! It isn't!

Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong?

Scoop: It's.....

[Ace race up and honk his horn, interrupting and startling Scoop]

Scoop: Oh, no.

Bob: Conrad, what's going on?

Conrad: Look, I know how proud you are of your team, Bob, but Scoop has a little shall we say, issue on the concrete job.

Scoop: What?

Bob: Really?

Conrad: I'm afraid he's been putting the wrong amounts into the mixer.

Scoop: (gasps)

Irelanders: What?!

Bob: That's not like you, Scoop. You're really good at measures.

Scoop: Yes, Bob! I am!

Conrad: An innocent mistake I'm sure.

Scoop: But it's not true! Ask Ace!

Bob: Ace?

Brock: Is this true or not?

[Ace looks at Conrad who put a fist in his hand in a threatening way to prevent him from testifying againest him]

Ace: Yeah. It is true.

Scoop: Ace!

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Scoop, how could you do such a thing?

Sheriff: I should throw you in the impound for what you've done, kid.

Conrad: You know it's been hard for Scoop to keep up with Ace.

Scoop: But I didn't do anything wrong! Bob, really I didn't!

Bob: But Conrad and Ace both say you did, Scoop.

Scoop: But... But....

Conrad: I wouldn't have said anything but I know it's so important for the concrete mix to be right.

Bob: Thanks for telling me.

Conrad: At least we caught him in time.

Scoop: But....

Bob: It's alright, Scoop. We make mistakes.

Scoop: Bob.

Bob: Look, I got another important job for you. It's down there. Come on. Off we go.

[Scoop sighs and rolls off sadly. Conrad chuckles and walks off, leaving Ace to look down in regret. The Irelanders feel conflicted about whether Scoop really messed up the concrete or not]

Connor Lacey: Guys, something's not right about this.

Stephen: Yes, there's something about that Conrad fella that I don't trust.

Twilight Sparkle: I think he might be onto something.

Kion: Perhaps but remember we mustn't leap to conclusions like we did with Makuu. You know what Rafiki said.

Misty: Yes. But I think we should do some investigating. It's better to be careful about who you trust.

Captain Jake: Should we tell Jack and his friends about this, Connor?

Connor Lacey: Good idea, Jake. We'll tell him and the Pack in the quarry tomorrow.

Mewtwo: Right now, we've need to concentrate on some sleep. Celestia's lowering the sun now.

Violet Parr: Okay.

[They went off, unaware that Kiburi and his float was watching from the river]

Tamka: Heh. Looks like the yellow digger got the blame of the concrete mix issue.

Kiburi: Yes. But that was way too close. He almost revealed Conrad's true intentions to Bob, Connor, his friends and the Lion Guard.

Nduli: Now they're getting suspicious. What should we do now, Kiburi?

Kiburi: I think we need to inform Linda about this. Let's go.

[They swim away. The scene changes to Scoop and Bob driving down the slope to the quarry]

Scoop: Am I in trouble, Bob?

Bob: No, of course not, Scoop. We just can't risk any problems with the concrete. This dam has to be as strong as it can possibly be.

Scoop: I know. One, three, three cement, sand, gravel and a half scoop of water.

Bob: Scoop, you tried your best. That's all that matters to me. Now, when the reservoir is full, any extra water will come through down here and flow through this old gully. I need you to clear away these rocks.

Scoop: But my last job was really exciting. This is just... (sighs)

Bob: I know how much you enjoyed working with Ace but this job's just as important as making the concrete so let's get on with it, eh? (he put a hand on Scoop's arm) Can you clear it, Scoop?

Scoop: (sadly) Yes, I can, Bob.

Bob: Good lad.

[He got off Scoop and walked off. The song Pit of Despair starts playing as Scoop sadly get to work, clearing the rocks away with his scoop]

Chorus: The world carries on, they say I let them down~

They cause me aside, make me feel I'm the clown~

I'm down here in my pit of despair~

[Ace looks sad as he poured a scoop of sand into the mixer]

Feeling betrayed~

It just so unfair~

I tried to be honest and true~

But it so hard when you've been wrongly accused~

[Conrad came out of his caravan with a cup of tea and drink it]

And your best friend has let you down~

[Scoop carries on clearing the rocks]

It turns your smile into a frown~

[Tiny lowers a container of concrete to Bob on top of the dam]

Now we're not best buddies anymore~

We're supposed to be a team~

We had to get along~

Or carry on regardlessly~

And in the end...

[Bob pours the concrete into a part of the dam. When it dries, he unscrews the bolts and Tiny lifts the thin part of the wall that holds the concrete up. Scoop stood in the gully very sad at being accused of something he didn't do. The scene changes to the villains making their way to the edge of the woods to watch the opening of the reservoir. Linda heard the news from Kiburi's float about Scoop nearly exposing Conrad]

Linda Ryan/The Shredderette: Well, that was lucky but way too close for comfort.

Kiburi: At least Conrad make everyone believe that Scoop mess up the concrete.

Vilgax: Indeed, Kiburi.

Hawk Moth: At least the plan with the concrete went well.

Reirei: It won't be long before Bob's work becomes all ruined so that Conrad will be the new number one builder in Spring City and get revenge for not getting the job to build the dam. Right, Goigoi?

[Goigoi is asleep]

Janja: Get up, you lazy jackal!

[He kicks Goigoi to wake him up]

Goigoi: Uh, whatever you say, dear.

Janja: [sighs in frustration, to Reirei] I don't know why you bothered having him as your husband.

Reirei: He maybe a lollygagger but he's still the same jackal I'm mates with.

[Janja's clan and Reirei's pack laugh at Goigoi mistakes Janja for Reirei by calling him dear]

Janja: It's not funny, furbrains!

Reirei: Stop it, kids!

Hawk Moth: That's not good.

Professor Z: The project is still on schedule, guys. We will continue to help Conrad with sabotaging the building of the dam and destroy the heroes for good.

[The villains grin evilly and the scene changes to the dam where the groups watch Chef Tattie looking at a cake of the dam]

Chef Tattie: Oh. Fabulous.

Lofty: That's