The Super Taskforce Squad's Adventures in My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)/Transcript

This is the transcript of The Super Taskforce Squad's Adventures in My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)

The Beginning/Deadpool's Apartment/Thanos Contacts the Storm King
(the film starts at Deadpool's apartment, Deadpool was sitting on his chair reading a book when he notices the camera)
 * Deadpool: Oh. [puts his book away] Hey there guys, Deadpool here, and no, I'm not dead and I don't have a pool.
 * Serious Voice: I think they know that by now genius.
 * Deadpool: Whatever, anyways, a few days ago, I ordered a copy of the My Little Pony: The Movie script online, why? Because today's Super Taskforce Squad film is based on that, and I wanna catch up on the events on that film before we get into it.
 * (the doorbell rings and a manuscript goes through the mail slot)
 * Deadpool: Oh look at that, it's here already. (picks it up and looks through) And as I thought, words, everywhere!
 * Screwball Voice: Laaaaame...
 * Serious Voice: We should READ some of them.
 * Deadpool: [annoyed] Fine. [starts reading the script] "In the magical land of Equestria, we have four powerful Princesses..." Yeah. [rips a page out] Don't need that. [grabs a crayon and starts drawing on it] Edit that. [continues to draw]
 * Serious Voice: Ah, crayons, very classy.
 * Screwball Voice: What do we need the script for again?
 * Deadpool: To memerise it, either way, who cares, I'm making art here. Behold! [shows the edited pages with crayon on it]
 * Serious Voice: Hmm, it’s good, though I’m not sure if the audience understands our thinking yet.

(the scene switches to the fully rebuilt Death Star) (Later, Thanos is seen in the communications room)
 * Deadpool: [to the audience] Hey audience, just go with it. The Super Taskforce Squad's about to change your flipping lives. BRING THE NOISE!!!
 * Thanos: [in his chair] Conquering the Earth has proven more difficult than expected thanks to those Taskforce Squad fools!
 * Dr. Neo Cortex: Well, what were you expecting? It's never easy being a villain you know!
 * Dr. Eggman: Yeah.
 * Bowser: Well, what do we know now, our last plan with using the Chaos Emeralds and the Hyper Metal Sonic to destroy Planet Freedom failed, and three of our members outright left.
 * Shang Tsung: Yes, Cipher cut all ties with us when we revealed we would need his power for the plan to work, Knockout outright betrayed us to join the "winning team" apparently, and Vader quit since he couldn't tolerate Palpatine torturing the Mane Six with his force lightning, taking most of the Storm Troopers with him.
 * Doctor Doom: And speaking of Palpatine, a huge majority of the league ended up injured, had Quan-Chi not accelerated the recovery process, they'd still be in a cast.
 * Infinite: Just be thankful that not so many of us got killed, we'll get our revenge on those fools soon enough.
 * Thanos: Indeed... [thinks for a moment then gets a idea] Assemble the troops, I have a new plan, one that can't surely fail.
 * Sektor: Are you sure about this, I mean, if something goes wrong, it could likely mean your end.
 * Thanos: Trust me Sektor, I've known this guy for some time now, he's been planning to takeover Equestria for a while from what I've heard.
 * Sektor: I see, well, just contact him, I need to get the Cyber Lin Kuei back online. [walks away]
 * Thanos: Right. [presses on buttons on the control panel, contacting the Storm King]
 * [dial-up modem noises]
 * The Storm King: Where am I supposed to be looking? I never understood how this contraption works. Thanos!
 * Thanos: Over here, Storm King.
 * The Storm King: Where?
 * Thanos: Over here.
 * The Storm King: Huh?
 * Thanos: No. No you nimrod, right. Look right.
 * The Storm King: My right?
 * Thanos: Yep.
 * The Storm King: Oh. There you are. [bows to Thanos]
 * Thanos: Yes, good to see you, I assume you already sent Tempest on her way to Equestria.
 * The Storm King: Well, I will be in a few minutes, why?
 * Thanos: Simple, I have a plan that should not only work in your favour, but in mine as well.
 * The Storm King: Huh, I see, and... Look, I'm not if you've noticed but, I'm in the middle of a big re-brand here. "The Storm King" is tracking well as "intensely intimidating", but you know what? I need to back it up. You know what I need to back it up with? A storm! That would be great!
 * Thanos: I know, you mentioned this to me, every time.
 * The Storm King: I know, yet, right now I'm only holding a what? A branch. A twig. Bleh!
 * Thanos: That would be the Staff of Sacanas Stormy, if my calulations are correct, it'll channel the magic you plan on stealing from the alicorn princesses.
 * The Storm King: Indeed so, and once this thing is fully powered up, I'll have the power of a hundred armies.
 * Thanos: Quite so, however, I have a little suggestions for your plan.
 * The Storm King: Oh really, what would that be?
 * Thanos: Well...
 * [Several minutes of explaining later]
 * The Storm King: So, let me get this staight, you want us, to not only take the magic from the four alicorns, but from the purple one's friends as well?
 * Thanos: Yes, you see, Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Rainbow Dash are the current wielders of the Elements of Harmony, and can therefore use the Elements' power to turn the tide of the battle, or even go Rainbow Power if they wanted to.
 * The Storm King: Your point?
 * Thanos: My point is they could still be a threat if we just drain Twilight, no dobut her five friends would come to rescue her if she was captured during the invasion.
 * The Storm King: Right... But what about these... Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon girls, why drain them exactly?
 * Thanos: Well, before she was reformed, Starlight was shown to be quite powerful, considering she could remove other ponies' cutie marks and use Star Swirl's time travel spell to change the future for her own benifet, Sunset has been shown to the Twilight Sparkle of the Equestria Girls world, even though a Twilight Sparkle exists there as well, as for Trixie, she's shown to be somewhat of a nuisence if anything, but that didn't exactly save her from using the Alicorn Amulet that one time.
 * The Storm King: Uh-huh, and why do you want a portion of the magic put into you? Couldn't you just use the Infinity Gauntlet or something?
 * Thanos: I would, but the Infinity Stones are currently out of my reach, and presides, if the magic proves too unstable, I have a backup plan. [looks at Infinite and the Phantom Ruby implanted in his chest]
 * The Storm King: Okay, I see your point, very well, I'll grant you your request.
 * Thanos: Excellent, once everything's set, the Super Taskforce Squad won't know what hit them.
 * The Storm King: Of course they won't, if you don't mind, I've gotta tell Tempest about your idea, see ya!
 * [The call disconnects]
 * Thanos: [to the rest of the Villian League] Assemble the troops, we've got a world to rule! [laughs evilly]

The Friendship Festival/We've Got This Together
(The scene cuts a great day at Equestria, where the ponies are having their Festival of Friendship for the first time, a majority of the Super Taskforce Squad was also there, making sure everything was in check and nothing was going wrong)
 * Hulk: [puts down a speaker, which was facing the other way] What do you think, good?
 * Scorpion: Hmmm. [throws his kunai and ties it around the speaker and turns it around] Yeah, now it is.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Well, that's the stage for Songbird Serenade's performance done, good work guys.
 * Scout: Yeah, even I'll admit, that's a pretty good job.
 * Engineer: Thanks, not gonna lie I thought it was gonna take a while to finish. Heh-heh.
 * Dr. Doofensmirtz: So, what's next.
 * [Scene cuts to show Bugs Bunny and Starlight Glimmer walking through the festival]
 * Starlight Glimmer: [holding a checklist] Okay, let's see, refreshments...
 * SpongeBob: [standing by the refreshments] Come and get them while they're fresh folks!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Check. Entertainment.
 * Eddy: [sitting near a rollercoaster] Thrill of a lifetime! $25 a ride!
 * Double D: Eddy?
 * Eddy: Don't bug me.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Check.
 * Bugs Bunny: Anything else you need to check if it's there or not?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Well there's several... How about you go enjoy yourself for a little bit, I mean, you wouldn't wanna miss on the festivities.
 * Bug Bunny: Okay, see ya Starlight. [walks by himself when Spike rushes past him]


 * Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!
 * Bugs Bunny: Uh, okay? [notices Daffy in the fountain] What's up Duck?
 * Daffy Duck: Oh uh, just granting wishes, heh-heh.
 * Bugs Bunny: Daffy, you can't steal coins from the fountain.
 * Daffy Duck: Well what do you suggest I do?! Get a job?
 * Bug Bunny: Yes, now come on, we've got a big day ahead of us. [walks away]
 * Daffy Duck: Yeah, good point.
 * S04E26 Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!
 * Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!
 * Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!
 * Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!
 * Deadpool: [looks on] Y'know, sometimes I wish that actually was the case.
 * Serious Voice: Not her fault she doesn't do well under stress.
 * Deadpool: Yeah, I know, but still.
 * [the scene transitions to the castle]
 * Sora: Love what they've done with the place.
 * Goofy: Yeah, it almost looks like a entirely different place now.
 * Donald Duck: Well, it did seem obvious the castle was gonna need renovations sooner or later.
 * [Spike rushes to the doors]
 * Darth Vader: Let me get that for you. [uses the force to open the doors]
 * Spike: Thanks Anakin! [rushes off]
 * Sonic: Why is he in such a hurry?
 * Tails: Well, he seemed to be carrying a few things, maybe it's something to do with the festival?
 * Sonic: Yeah, good point, still, I've gotta admit, this festival looks epic, everyone and their parents are wanna gonna come here.

(Inside the castle, Twilight was a little nervous about to say at the other Princess)


 * Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!
 * Spike: Okay, Twilight. Got all your charts and graphs.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Spike! I'm just so nervous about this meeting!
 * Spike: Whachoo talkin' 'bout?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I'm about to ask the three most royal princesses of Equestria for a huge favor! What if they reject me?
 * Spike: It'll be fine. Just remember the most important thing.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Smile?!
 * Spike: Eh... no. You're a Princess, too.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right! [exhales] Good morning, Princesses. Thank you all for seeing me. I have an idea that I think will make our Friendship Festival the most wonderful celebration Equestria has ever seen!


 * Princess Celestia: Yes, Twilight! We are very excited!
 * Princess Cadence: Ponies have been arriving from all over all morning.
 * Princess Luna: I'd like to think it's to see us, but Songbird Serenade might be the bigger attraction.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes, she is the... "mane" event! [giggles] And to make it extra special, I could use your help. Spike? [whiteboard wheeling in]
 * Spike: [humming fanfare]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Songbird Serenade's performance is not scheduled to start until after you begin the sunset. And based on my precise calculation, to get the very best lighting for the stage, Princess Celestia, I was hoping you could make sure the sun stays about 28.1º to the south, and, Princess Luna, if you could raise the moon 62º to the north at the same time, it would reflect the sunlight on the other side and really frame the entire stage perfectly!

(Meanwhile, back at the party)
 * Princess Luna: I...
 * Twilight Sparkle: But wait! There's more! Cadance, if you could use your crystal magic to create an aurora above the stage, the sun and the moon will shine through it and create a truly amazing light show!
 * Spike: Presenting Songbird Serenade! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoa-ho! Whoa! [bonk!] [weakly] Ta-da...
 * Princess Luna: So you're saying you want us to move the sun and the moon for the party.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'd do it myself, except I don't have your magic. [snorts]
 * Princess Celestia: Twilight, each of us uses our powers to serve Equestria in our own way. You are the Princess of Friendship. You already have all the magic you need.
 * Twilight Sparkle: So... that'd be a no?
 * Rainbow Dash: [zooming] Sky's cleared and ready for the festival!
 * Knuckles: Alright, nice going Rainbow!
 * Bumblebee: Shouldn't be much to do now.
 * Pinkie Pie: [blowing up a balloon] [balloon squeaking] [balloon deflating] Whoa! [birds whistling in harmony] [balloon zooming by]
 * Pinkie Pie: [blowing up a balloon] [balloon squeaking] [balloon deflating] Whoa! [birds whistling in harmony] [balloon zooming by]


 * Pinkie Pie: Whoa! Heads up, Fluttershy! Out of control balloooooon!!
 * Fluttershy: Hoo. I don't think it's the balloon that's out of control, Pinkie Pie!


 * Applejack: Hey, y'all!
 * Pinkie Pie: [screams]
 * Applejack: Anypony up for some free samples of my family's apple cider?
 * Rainbow Dash: Ah! Thank you! Loved it!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wow, I still can't believe we get to have our first Festival of Friendship. (sighs) Even after Princess Celestia and I reconciled and it does take a lot of guts to do it.
 * Ratchet [R&C]: Well you've gotta admit, it's amazing what can happen in a short amount of time.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, kinda feels like it was only yesterday.
 * Rarity: [humming]
 * Amy Rose: Wow, Rarity. It's a great job you're doing so far. But you won't be done until after the concert, will you?
 * Rarity: Amy, darling, anypony can do "fine". Twilight asked me, so clearly, she's going for fabulous, and fabulous takes time.
 * Rainbow Dash: Fabulous takes forever! But "awesome"... [flies past]
 * Fluttershy: Whoa!
 * Rainbow Dash: ...can get done in four seconds flat! Faster if I do my sonic rainboom!
 * Rarity: Aah! Nono, oh no! Don't you dare, Rainbow Dash! It looks wretched enough already.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh come on, it's fine!
 * Rarity: If you were raised in a barn! Ahem, no offense, Applejack.
 * Applejack: None taken. Especially since I wasn't raised in a barn. My family just happens to have a barn. Where I was born. And... spent most of my formative years...
 * Rainbow Dash: [very quickly] You were raised in a barn!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay, just two hundred and eighteen things left to do and we're ready.
 * Bill Cipher: Huh, that many things left?
 * Sonic: Hmm, I bet we could get all done in just five minutes.
 * Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie: Hey, Twilight!
 * Rarity: Hello, Spike.
 * Spike: Uh, hi, Rarity. Heh heh.
 * My Melody: Twilight, we are so looking forward to this celebration. I'll be interested to see if the Festival of Friendship is as incredible as I've heard.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Melody. We shall see.
 * Steven: So how'd it go with the other Princesses?
 * Chuck: Yeah, did they like your idea?
 * Pinkie Pie: I bet they loved it!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Not exactly. They think I can make today perfect without their magic.
 * Rarity: And they are absolutely right, darling. This festival is your brilliant idea and we know you're up to the task!
 * Sora: Yeah, I'm sure you'll do great.
 * Patrick: We all know you're doing a great job on this festival.
 * Spider-Man: The others are right, if anything, you've been doing amazing so far.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But what if I'm not?! What if Songbird Serenade hates the stage?! Or nopony makes a new friend?! And if I failed the festival, then who am I?!
 * Pinkie Pie: Twilight, look at me! This will be the biggest celebration Equestria has ever seen! As the Princess of Friendship, you cannot fail! This day will define who you are! The pressure is intense! It's almost too much for any single pony to handle! [screams]
 * [ponies gasp while some of our heroes roll their eyes at Pinkie Pie]

[Cue "We've Got This Together"]
 * Pinkie Pie: But you have us! So stop worrying. [clink!]
 * Mickey Mouse: Pinkie's right, we're all in this together Twilight.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right, anyways, let's go ahead and finish everything else that needs doing.

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps, yells, groans] [ponies gasping]


 * Clank: Oh dear.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed] Pinkie!
 * Deadpool: [amused] 10/10!
 * Unikitty: Twilight, you okay?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, I'm fine.

[splat!]


 * Pinkie Pie: Oopsie! Guess my easy bake confetti cake cannon needs a little bit more fine tuning!
 * Shadow: You think?
 * Iron Man: Well, still better than what usually happens with us.
 * Spyro: Yeah, but hey, at least no one got hurt.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [nickers] Hmmm...
 * Emmet: Songbird Serenade? Is it really her? It is, it is!
 * Songbird Serenade: Hiya. I'm lookin' for the pony in charge?

[camera flashing]


 * Songbird Serenade: I need to set up for my sound check.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Songbird Serenade? Um, I was just going to check on you. [laughs nervously] I'm Princess Twilight, and sorry about the mess. I'm usually not so...
 * Songbird Serenade: Caked in cake?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Heh heh.
 * Songbird Serenade's Agent: You have visual on buttercream?
 * Songbird Serenade's Bodyguard: Visual confirmed. Go for cleanup.
 * SpongeBob: Well, this is gonna be the best Festival of Friendship ever!
 * Timmy Turner: I know right, nothing could possibly ruin this day!

The Villian League Attacks/The Heores Escape/The Adventure Begins
[thunder]
 * Timmy Turner: [worried] Course I could be wrong...
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Storm clouds? I ordered perfect weather! Rainbow Dash?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh... I... don't think those are storm clouds.
 * Ratchet [R&C]: Uh, Nefarious, is this your doing? Because-
 * Doctor Nefarious: That's not one of mine.
 * Tails: Hmm, something about this storm doesn't feel right. [grabs his Miles Electric] Better scan and figure this out.

[ominous music]


 * Knockout: What on Cybertron is that?
 * Tommy Oliver: An Airship?
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I bet those are the clowns I ordered!

[crumbling]

[balloons deflate]


 * Pinkie Pie: ...Or definitely not the clowns I ordered.
 * Captain America: No surprise there, battle stations!

[balloon deflates]

[ponies gasp]


 * Party Favor: Brian, no!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Uh, Tails, we kinda need to know what's going here?
 * Tails: [worried] I'm trying Starlight, but these readings for this storm are all messed up, it's not making any sense!
 * Grubber: [breathing and grunting] [microphone feedback] [clears throat, voice echoing] Ponieth of Equethtria, we come on behalf of the fearsome, the powerful, the almighty...Thtorm King!

[ponies cowering and whispering]


 * Jiminy Cricket: The Storm King?
 * Ben Tennyson: The Storm King? Who's The Storm King?
 * Shazam: Don't ask me. I've never heard of him.
 * Liu Kang: Lord Raiden, who is the Storm King?
 * Raiden: I wish I could tell you Liu Kang, but I don't know myself
 * Tigger: Whoever this Storm King is, he sounds like one of Thanos' pals.
 * Grubber: And now, to deliver the evil, evil methage, put your hooveth together for Commander Tempeeeetht!

[A dark orchid unicorn with her armor, her mane and tail are all moderate rose and she has a broken horn and a scar on her right eye appears and indeed is was... Tempest Shadow]


 * Twilight Sparkle: Is that a... unicorn?
 * Spike: I think so, but what happened to her horn?
 * Trixie Lulamoon: I don't know.
 * Deadpool: Me thinks it broke, I mean, it does kinda look like it, doesn't it?
 * Kowalski: Yeah, it does, good eye Wade.
 * Classic Sonic: Guess that solves that little mystery. Heh-heh.
 * Banjo: What do they even want?
 * Kazooie: I don't know, but considering that hedgehog thing said evil, it can't be good.
 * Batman: Indeed, but let's not react on impulse.
 * Princess Celestia: "Tempest" is it? How may we help you?
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, I'm so glad you asked. How about we start with your complete and total surrender?
 * [everyone in the Super Taskforce Squad gasps]
 * Tommy Oliver: [morphs into the White Ranger] I don't think so.
 * Sora: [gets out his keyblade] Like we'd do that!
 * Darkwing Duck: [sighs] I swear this girl's just looking for trouble.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [shows up with her friends, Starlight, Trixie and Sunset] Hi there. Princess of Friendship. Not exactly sure what's going on, but I know we can talk things out.
 * Goofy: Uh, Twilight?
 * Thor: What are you doing?
 * Superman: We don't know what we're in for yet.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Shh, let us handle this.
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, goody. All four Princesses, and the purple one's friends too.
 * [Twilight, her friends, Trixie, Sunset and Starlight look at eachother in confusion]
 * Tempest Shadow: Here's the deal, ladies. I need your magic. Give it up nicely, please, or we make it difficult for everyone!
 * Princess Luna: And why should we cower before you? There's one of you and hundreds of us.
 * Tigger: Yeah Tempest, you’re out numbered!
 * Rabbit: That's right.
 * Rocky DeSantos: Yeah, presides, I'm not sure if you can notice, but you're pretty looking at nearly every superhero in the universe here.
 * Raiden: Indeed, retreat at once, and no one gets hurt! [shows lightning]
 * Tempest Shadow: [chuckles] I was hoping you'd choose "difficult".

[The storm creatures appears as more ships appears as well]

(Robots, Heartless, Nobodies, Unversed, Decepticons, Foot Clan Soldiers, Puttys, Storm Troopers, Pigs, Rhynocs, Cyborgs, Mutants, Monsters, Nindroids, Skrulls, Goombas, Koopas and nearly ever single minion of the Villian League spawned in, joining the Storm Creatures) (All the minions and villains begin to attack as everypony runs for their lives) (The Super Taskforce Squad charge at the minions, fighting back, they were not about to let Equestria fall to a hostile takeover) (The battle was feirce, though it was clear the Villian League were at a advantage, there were a lot more minions than usual and most of the city was getting damaged) (Tempest throws one of the orbs at Cadence) (Tempest runs towards the Princesses) (Tempest kicks the next orb at Celestia) (Suddenly, Pikachu uses Thunderbolt and blows the Orb up) (Tempest throws the last orb at Twilight, Starlight, Sunset and their friends, but Cole quickly uses his Earth abilities to launch it away from Canterlot] (Sonic and Shadow quickly used their light speed dashes to gather Spike, Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Flurry-Heart, Sunburst, Star Swirl, Stygian, the Pillars of Old Equestria, Lightning Dust, Discord, Thorax, Ember, Moondancer, Flash Sentry, Zecora, Pharynx, Big Mac, Maud Pie, Gilda, Daring Do, Soarin', Spitfire and Shining Armor and bring them over to the Squad, who were running towards the bridge) (The storm creatures and the villains blocks the heroes' pathes)
 * Sonic: Wha?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * Princess Cadence: [gasps]
 * Daffy Duck: Mother...
 * Emerl: Wow, you really miss that call.
 * Ben Tennyson: Enough talk, it's hero time!
 * Hawkodile: Yes, some action! Time to kick whatever those things are's butts!
 * Richard: Just five minutes ago, you were enjoying yourself.
 * Hawkodile: It gets boring real quickly when you're a bodyguard, alright.
 * Optimus Prime: Prepare yourself everyone!
 * [everyone gets into a battle stance]
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh what's this? This must be the Super Taskforce Squad that I heard about.
 * Deadpool: Well that and some former villians give or take, me included.
 * Serious Voice: Except you're labled a anti-hero.
 * Deadpool: Well whatever.
 * Screwball Voice: Can we just get to the part where we battle these things?!
 * Deadpool: In time, alright.
 * Bill Cipher: Uh, who are you talking to?
 * Deadpool: Oh, no one in particuler Cipher, you don't need to worry.
 * Bill Cipher: Alright then.
 * Mario: [suspecious] How do you know who we are?
 * Tempest Shadow: Let's just say some allies of mine told me.
 * Buzz Lightyear: And who are your allies exactly?
 * Familiar Voices: (Laughing)
 * Crash Bandicoot: Hmm.
 * Knuckles: Now what’s the matter?
 * Cream: I'm scared.
 * Cyborg: Huh, those sounds of laughter sounded familar, don't you think.
 * Ed: Oh yeah! [realizes] Oh no! I just remembered who that laughter belonged to guys.
 * Pac-Man: Wait, are you saying that was the laughter of- [realizes] OH NO!
 * [the Villian League appear]
 * Master Frown: Oh yes!
 * Dr. Eggman: Long time no see Taskforce Squad!
 * [mixed screams of horror and shock]
 * Kirby: POYO!!!
 * Isabelle: What?!
 * Knuckles: Oh come on, seriously?!
 * Michaelangelo: For real?!
 * Meta-Knight: The Villian League!
 * Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong: [shocked] BANANA SLAMMA!
 * Princess Peach: What are they doing here?!
 * Darkwing Duck: I knew that unicorn wanted trouble!
 * Skipper: What do you villians want this time?!
 * Stinky Pete the Prospector: Glad you asked, you see, the Storm King wanted us to help because he has plans for your little pony friends and they don't include you!
 * Ice King: Okay, it's because of Thanos, isn't it?
 * ????: [offscreen] Why yes it is.
 * Sub-Zero: Huh, who said that?
 * Noob Saibot: [warps in] Recognize me, little brother?
 * Sub-Zero: [shocked] Bi-Han?!
 * Noob Saibot: Yes, it is I!
 * Danny Phantom: How is that possible?
 * Scorpion: Yeah, you were killed, swallowed into the Soulnado while we were at the Ice Caps at Planet Freedom.
 * Noob Saibot: Quan Chi's creations do not die easily!
 * Loki: Indeed they don't.
 * Thor: [sighs] Brother, what does Thanos want this time?!
 * Loki: We'd tell you but that would spoil the surprise.
 * Mega Man: It doesn't matter what you're planning, we're going to stop you!
 * Mewtwo: Indeed, leave this place at once!
 * Kevin Levin: Or we won't hesitate on the beatdown!
 * Aku: You always have been the troublesome types, but we'll see who gets the beatdown, MINIONS!
 * Sonic: They brought their entire army, didn't they?
 * Bugs Bunny: [gulps] I believe so...
 * Sandy: Well, no matter how tough, or ugly they are, we can take'em!!
 * Lex Luthor: We'll see about that heroes.
 * Bowser Jr.: Everyone, attack!
 * Optimus Prime: Roll out!
 * Scorpion: [punches several cyborgs before using his swords and kunai] COME HERE! [flings another cyborg into several eggman robots]
 * Mario: [turns into Fire Mario and throws several fireballs at the troops] Here we go!
 * Sora: [slashing through sevearl heartless with Riku, Donald and Goofy] Back off!
 * Superman: [uses his laser vision on several troops before noticing the alicorn princesses just standing there, watching in horror] Uh, aren't you four gonna help?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Huh, oh yeah, sure, just give us a minute. [blasts a skeleton with her magic]
 * Superman: If you say so. [flies away]
 * Hulk: HULK SMASH! [knocks several storm creatures away]
 * Heavy: [punching a mutant] I will kill you with bare hands!
 * Amy Rose: [knocks down a robot with her hammer] How can there be so many?!
 * Darth Vader: [chopping down robots with his lightsaber] I don't know, there's too many to count.
 * Ben Tennyson: [as Diamondhead] Yeah, at this point, we may have to retreat.
 * Sonic: [homing attacks several robots before noticing Tempest bring out four obsidian orbs] Hmm?
 * Tempest Shadow: Okay, let's see.. [she looks at the Princesses, then eyes Cadence]
 * The Shredder: Hope you enjoy being a statue, Princess of Love!
 * Sonic: Uh-oh.
 * Sonic: [starts using the Sonic Boost technique] Cadence, look out! [manages to get Cadence out of the way before the obsidian orb hits her]
 * Tempest Shadow: What?!
 * Sonic: Ha, looks like you're too slow! [runs off with Cadence in his arms] You alright Princess?
 * Princess Cadence: I'm fine, thanks for the save.
 * Sonic: No problem, I wasn't about to let one of the princesses of Equestria get turned to stone! [stops near Cragger, Gorzan, Captain America and Link]
 * Captain America: You took a heck of a risk doing that Sonic.
 * Sonic: Nah, not really. [puts Cadence] Anyways, keep Cadence safe, I'm gonna try and help Tails and the others. [runs off]
 * Gorzan: You got it, Hedgehog Dude.
 * [Link slashes through several monsters with the Master Sword]
 * Cragger: Way to go Link!
 * Unikitty: [rams into several storm troopers in her angry state] YOU NEED TO BE MORE FRIENDLY! [breaths fire on them]
 * Princess Celestia: Luna, quick! Go south beyond the Badlands!
 * Princess Luna: Hmph!
 * Princess Celestia: Seek help from the Queen of the Hippo- [gasps as she sees the orb flying towards her]
 * Pikachu: Pika Pika!
 * Ash Ketchum: You're safe now Princess Celestia.
 * Princess Celestia: But what about my sister?
 * Bill Cipher: Already on it! [warps behind Luna just as Tempest throws another orb] Go hang out in some pocket universe orb thingy! [opens a portal in space-time which the orb ends up getting sucked into] Mission acomplysed.
 * Deadpool: Alright Cipher! [realizes] Wait, did the princesses actually escape with the Mane Six? [gets the script] Let's see... [the script says Cadence, Celestia and Luna were suppose to get petrified] Nope, no they weren't, but hey, at least Cadence, Celestia and Luna can actually do something other than be statues for the whole movie!
 * Serious Voice: Yeah, that should be interesting.
 * Screwball Voice: Not to mention awesome!
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh you've gotta be kidding me!?!
 * Dr. Neo Cortex: Of course the Taskforce Squad would want to protect their targets, typical!
 * Uka-Uka: For that we must destroy them!
 * Spider-Man: Not today Uka-Uka!
 * Kung Lao: The army's getting too big, we need to get out of here while we still can!
 * Spider-Man: Right, let's try and save several more people as well. [web-slings away]
 * The Flash: Right. [runs off]
 * Tempest Shadow: [groans angrily] Grubber, get them now!
 * Grubber: Guyth, we gotta get the ponies!
 * Randall: No durr Sherlock!
 * Applejack: Over here, y'all.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Come on!
 * Patrick Star: The bridge, we can make it!
 * Bowser: Going somewhere?
 * The Joker: Yeah, you're not going anywhere Bats! [laughs]

(Twilight fires her magic to hit the villains but an storm creature blocks it with his shield) (Some of the heroes stared in disbelief, not knowing what to do, others like My Melody and Isabelle were crying, scared to death, Ed looked down at the ground) (the heroes stared at Ed, completely dumbfonded, some more than others) (Everyone screams as they plummet into the river) (Everyone screams again as they plunge over the waterfall, leaving the villians unsure if the heroes survived or not) (The villians leave with Tempest sadly sighing, unknownlly to them, the Super Taskforce Squad were still alive and well, as Eeyore had grabbed into a vine with his mouth while the rest of the Squad were holding each's others arms or legs like a gymnastics group. (Everyone is eventually stopped from falling by the flyers and magic users and land safely on the ground)
 * Tails: Magic proof shields?!
 * Kaos: Yeah, impressive, aren't it?
 * Star Swirl: They've thought of everything!
 * Squidward: Well, there's always the other way?! [more storm creatures block the way back] Huh?
 * Plankton: Way to go Squidward.
 * Shao Kahn: There's no where to run, so you might as well, give up now!
 * Ratchet [R&C]: Welp, we're dead.
 * Ed: Wait, my brain is working.
 * Eddy: Really, that's a first.
 * Ed: [somehow lifts the part of the bridge they're standing on up, breaking the bridge in the process] Abracadabra!
 * Johnny Cage: [takes his shades off] Impossible...
 * Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed] Are you KIDDING ME?!?
 * Pumbaa: [looks down] We're in trouble.
 * Sonic: I can't swim!
 * Timon: You seriously didn't take swimming lessions?!
 * Crash Bandicoot: Whoa!
 * Aquaman: I've got this! [calls for some fish that quickly safe the non-swimmers from drowning] There we go.
 * Sonic: Thanks, I owe you one Aquaman.
 * Double D: I'm wet...
 * Mr. Krabs: Well at least we're safe.
 * Red: Yeah, and- [notices no land nearby] Please tell me this doesn't go over a waterfall...
 * Princess Celestia: Uh...
 * Doctor Octopus: Oh, that's just great, the people we were suppose to capture are likely dead now!
 * Grounder: Uh-oh, Thanos and the Storm King aren't going to like this.
 * Scratch: Yeah, we were suppose capture them alive, not deceased.
 * Shang Tsung: Shouldn't we at least check if they're still alive?
 * Tempest Shadow: Yeah, good point, anyone gonna go down there?
 * Dr. Blowhole: I would, but...
 * Megatron: Grubber, do you think you can?
 * Grubber: [sighs] I would, but I jutht had a hearty meal, and I will think and I will thide-cramp. I'm very big-boned. I think quick.
 * Meowth: But we have to get them!
 * Giovanni: Forget them.
 * Zavok: Yeah, we'll deal with them later.
 * Marvin the Martian: In the meantime, let's check on the prisoners and make sure no one else escapes.
 * Classic Sonic: Well, that was too close.
 * Raphael: Indeed. [looks at Ed] Ed, what were you thinking, you could've gotten us all killed, are you brainless?!
 * Ed: Hey, I can talk!
 * Kowalski: The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent!
 * Woody: Are we even gonna question the fact that Ed SOMEHOW RIPPED OUT A ENTIRE PORTION OF A BRIDGE?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, can't imagine the repairs...
 * Double D: How can you even think of repairs at a time like this Eugene, we're pratically hanging on for dear life right now.
 * Dr. Fox: Well technically, Eeyore is hanging on, sort of...
 * Winnie the Pooh: So, how do we get back up? I mean, not all of us can fly.
 * Moondancer: Yeah, if anything, we're gonna have to think of a way out of this mess before we continue...
 * Eeyore: ... [holding onto the vine with all his might, though the combined weight of everyone was threatening to tear his tail off, causing him to groan in pain a little]
 * Tigger: What's Donkey-Boy saying?
 * Eeyore: [lets go of the vine] I said "Ouch". [realizes he just let go of the vine to talk and everyone that couldn't fly screams while plummeting to the bottom of the cliff]
 * Danny Phantom: Guys! [flies down after them]
 * Rainbow Dash: Let's go get them!
 * Blossom: Right!
 * Kirby: Poyo poyo! [summons a Warp Star and lands on it before flying towards the others]
 * Deadpool: [while falling] This is fine, I am okay with the events that are unfolding currently, things are gonna be okay.
 * King Julien: [laughing] Raise your arms Maurice, it's more fun when you raise your arms like this! [continues laughing]
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, do you think you can-
 * Cosmo [FOP]: On it! [poofs up a parachute for Timmy]
 * Timmy Turner: Well, at least you got what I wanted right.
 * Spider-Man: Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa! [acitvates his webshooters and manages to get onto the wall] Phew, what a relief.
 * Alex the Lion: This could be it Marty, I just want to say that, for the longest time, you've been a true, true friend!
 * Marty the Zebra: Thank buddy, it's pratically been the same with you.
 * Alex the Lion: That's good, considering what I did eariler.
 * Marty the Zebra: Really, what did you do?
 * Alex the Lion: I broke your iPod!
 * Marty the Zebra: WHAT?!?
 * Alex the Lion: The buttons were so small, it made me mad, okay!
 * Marty the Zebra: Oh, the horror!
 * Alex the Lion: I'm sorry!
 * Marty the Zebra: I'm gonna kill you butt-biter! [slaps Alex repeatedly]
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick scream near Squidward, stop for a second, then scream while hugging Squidward]
 * Squidward: My life is pain!
 * Ben Tennyson: [looking at his omnitrix] What are the chances you gonna give someone that can fly. [hits the dial and turns into Astrodactyl] Alright!
 * Young Ben Tennyson: [turns into Heatblast] Well, that was lucky.
 * Tails: I've got you Sonic! [grabs Sonic's hand]
 * Sonic: Phew, thanks Tails.
 * Knuckles: [screams, but then realizes] Wait a minute. [grabs onto the wall, breaking his fall] Huh, guess I'll just climb down then.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hang on guys! [stops several of the heroes (including her friends) from falling with her magic]
 * Ed: Boy, that was close.
 * Eddy: [slams Ed's face in] We wouldn't of even been in that mess if you hadn't broken the bridge in the first place!!!
 * Double D: Eddy, calm yourself.
 * Eddy: [sighs] Fine...


 * Rarity: [catching her breath]
 * Applejack: Everypony okay?
 * Misty: I'm alright, Togepi's fine too.
 * Jiminy Cricket: Sure. (coughs) That was a close one.
 * Chuck: Yeah, but, what do we do now?


 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah, we just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crashers ever!
 * Knuckles: She's right, we can't just stand around, we've gotta get back up there.


 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we can't just let the Villian League take over Equestria!
 * Daffy Duck: Are you crazy?! The Villian League nearly killed us back there!
 * Spike: Yeah, presides, you saw the size of those Storm Creature goons. You seriously wanna go back?
 * Batman: They're right, going back up there would result in us getting captured, so it's best that we stay down here until we come up with a plan.
 * Applejack: Like what? We can't hide here forever.
 * Richard: Yeah, and plus, this whole ordeal has been too much, I mean, just look at what it did to Puppycorn.
 * Puppycorn: [through tears] It's all just a bad dream, ha-ha, it's all just a bad dream...
 * Richard: Uh, it's not a dream, it's- [Unikitty covers Richard's mouth]
 * Unikitty: Best not to tell him Rick.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, well, don't worry, I'm sure we'll think of something, right Twilight? [notices Twilight sitting by herself by the river] Uh, Twilight, you okay?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [through tears] A little bit. But. All that planning for the festival. All that hard work we did for nothing.

(Twilight sobs and a huge tear fell from her eye and lands on Jiminy's head and hat)
 * Jiminy Cricket: Oh, buck up, Twilight. It could've be worse. We've could've ended up being taken prisoner.
 * Jiminy Cricket: Oh, take it easy Princess. Come on. Blow. (Twilight blows her nose in the handkerchief) Ata a pony. (Then he blows his own nose in the handkerchief)
 * Princess Celestia: [conforts Twilights] Even if the Friendship Festival didn't turn out the way you wanted due to the invasion, you still did great at there.
 * Princess Luna: Yeah, and we're proud of you for that.
 * Squidward: Well, I mean, Twilight does kinda have a point... [everyone look at Squidward]
 * Roxas: What do you mean Squidward?
 * Squidward: I mean, think about it, we put all that effort into making the Friendship Festival the best it could be, then the Villian League came along, and crushed it, crushed it into teny, tiny, bitesized peices! [sighs] I'll admit, sometimes I expect better from you people, but that festival, was actually somewhat impressive! I maybe the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom, but even I know when villians go too far!
 * SpongeBob: [sheds tears] That was beautiful...
 * Vector: Yeah, sorry I ever dobuted your worth Squidward.
 * Asterix: So, do we sit around and do nothing, or are we gonna go safe the world...
 * Jimmy Neutron: Yeah, we just need a moment to think of a moment.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [realizes] Wait a second, Celestia, didn't you ask Luna to seek help from the Queen of the... uh... um... Hippos, was it? [everyone looks at her in confusion]
 * Princess Celestia: Not hippos, Hippogriffs, part pony, part eagle. [everyone gasps in surprise]
 * Dr. Fox: Oh, that makes much more sense!
 * Cyborg: Yeah, because not gonna lie, but Queen of the Hippos sounds ridicious! [to Gloria] No offense.
 * Gloria the Hippo: None taken.


 * Thorax: So, where can we find these... Hippogriffs.
 * Princess Celestia: They're somewhere south, past the Badlands.


 * Starlight Glimmer: Oh, that's good to kn- Wait what?!


 * Fluttershy: That means we'll have to... leave Equestria. Oh!
 * Iron Man: Sounds reasonable.
 * Plankton: Most of us don't live in Equestria anyway.
 * Iago: Wouldn't we be risking our lives if we go to the badlands?!
 * Rarity: I'm not even packed!


 * [paniced and confused screaming]
 * Mickey Mouse: Calm down guys!

(Everyone then runs south towards the Badlands, on what might be their greatest, and possibly their most dangerous adventure yet)
 * Twilight Sparkle: Look, I understand you're scared, and nopony else has to go if they don't want to. But we have to find this queen. She might be our only hope.
 * Sora: May your heart be your guiding key.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hmm.
 * Sora: It's something Yen Sid said everytime we left his tower, right?
 * [Yen Sid nods]
 * Rainbow Dash: I think what he means is, we're in this together.
 * Mickey Mouse: We always have been.
 * Applejack: We got your back.
 * Patrick: Best friends till the end!
 * Pinkie Pie: Indeedy!
 * Optimus Prime: If we have to face dangers to find this queen, so be it.
 * Rarity: I am ready to save Equestria!
 * Fluttershy: Yay.
 * Spike: We're all behind you, Twilight.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, as long as these pants are square, and this Sponge is Bob, we won't let you down.
 * Deadpool: Yeah, this might be our craziness adventure yet, and I know crazy, heck, I had to defeat a evil version of me that tried to destroy existance itself once, ha-ha, good times. [everyone stares at him in confusion] You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
 * Princess Cadence: Sadly, no.
 * Shining Armor: Yeah, no offence Wade, but-
 * Deadpool: [sadly] Yeah, I know, it's hard to believe me sometimes, cue the Incredible Hulk sad theme song. [Deadpool looks at the sun sadly, never to be accepted by the Avengers, or the X-Men, never to be a hero, always the clown jokester of the team]
 * Wolverine: Okay, enough fooling around, are we gonna go find this queen, or not!
 * Mermaidman: All in good time Logan.
 * Green Lantern: Yeah, it would help if we had a map though, you know, so we know we're going the right way, where do the Hippogriffs even live anyways.
 * Princess Celestia: Mount Aris.
 * Dipper: Oh, just saying it out there? Well, that makes their location less cryptic, doesn't exactly help us map wise though?
 * Bill Cipher: Well have no fear guys, I can get that map for you. [everyone stares at him]
 * Tigress: How?
 * Bill Cipher: [facepalms] Did you forgot? I can do anything, I mean, c'mon, I control space, matter, time itself, I could turn you guys into a pony carousel if I wanted to, but I won't, because if I did that, you'd probably get mad at me, and plus, I literally just saved Princess Luna a few minutes ago, but yeah, I can get a map to Mount Aris for you, watch.
 * Grunkle Stan: Uh, sure, go ahead Bill.
 * Bill Cipher: Nice! [stretches his arm to apparently get a phone when it appears on the other side of the screen, he slaps the phone out of his hand, which then reappears back on the other side] Hello, is this the map company?
 * Bill Cipher Clone: No, this is a telephone.
 * Bill Cipher: [holding a envelope] Well I beg to differ. That was eaiser than I thought. [rips open the evelope] Hey, wait a second, this isn't a map to Mount Aris. [pulls out a time vortex from the envelope] It's just a time vortex, what a rip-off! [magically summons the phone] What kind of place are you guys running over there?! You sent me a time vortex!!!
 * Bill Cipher Clone: I beg to differ.
 * Bill Cipher: [looks confused, then looks at the time vortex, which had SUDDENLY turned into the map] Touché, I'll forgive you this time, but try that again and I will have to destroy you.
 * Bill Cipher Clone: You probably won't though since we're the same entity.
 * Bill Cipher: Oh yeah. [laughs to himself, before he notices everyone giving him awkward look] Uh, you saw nothing! I got the map though, heh-heh...
 * Luigi: [laughs hysterically before getting a unamused glance from Mario] Sorry.
 * Bill Cipher: Yeah, anyways, here's the map! [passes the map to Mount Aris to Twilight]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, okay, let's see... We're suppose to head south, right?
 * Princess Celestia: Yes, we are.
 * Po: In that case, let's not waste anymore time!
 * Knuckles: Alright, then, let's go!
 * Clank: Time to do this!
 * Scootaloo: For your friends!
 * Applebloom: For our families!
 * Sweetie Belle: For our home!
 * Mane Six: For Equestria!
 * [everyone cheers]
 * Patrick: Horray for the Super Taskforce Squad! [blows a airhorn]
 * Wario: We rule, we rule, we rule, cha-cha-cha!
 * Sora: Mount Aris, here we come!

The Storm King Banishes Tempest & Grubber/Meeting Capper
(back at the Death Star, the villians had just teleported back) (Several minutes eariler, Tempest and Grubber returned to see the Storm King, who wasn't too happy to see them empty handed. (End of Flashback) (Meanwhile, with the Super Taskforce Squad)
 * Quan Chi: Thanos will be displeased by our inability to capture the pones.
 * Shao Kahn: Hold your tounge sorcerer!
 * Vilgax: Honestly, how you thought the Taskforce Squad wouldn't be able to escape is well beyond me!
 * Lots-O: He's got a point, they've accomplsyed the impossible before.
 * Deathstroke: Well, don't any of you think they may have survived.
 * Vanitas: Actually, yeah, I wouldn't be too surprised actually, heroes tend to survive a lot.
 * Lex Luthor: Well we still let them escape!
 * Turbo: Which was definetly NOT Turbo-Tastic.
 * Lord Tirek: Would you stop saying that!
 * [pointless arguing ensues]
 * Thanos: ENOUGH!!! [everyone gasps to see Thanos]
 * Jessie [Pokemon]: Oh, Lord Thanos, nice to see you.
 * James: Sorry about not capturing who you wanted, but hey, we tried.
 * Dr. Nitrus Brio: Yeah, surely you're impressed with that, huh?
 * Thanos: [facepalms] Honestly, how I haven't fired all of you yet amazes me.
 * Ripto: That's a good thing, ain't it? Cause it gives us a chance to imrpove.
 * Thanos: I suppose, anyways, I checked the map systems, and the heroes are still alive, so you can still capture the ponies.
 * Several Villians: Nice!
 * Orbot: [looks around] Hold on, I just realized something, where's Tempest?
 * Cubot: Yeah, and that Grubber guy too.
 * Thanos: Funny you should ask.
 * Tempest Shadow: We failed, my king.
 * Grubber: Instead of capturing the twelve ponies, we may or may not have accidently got them killed, heh-heh.
 * The Storm King: What? I don't tolerate failure, you two are no use to me anymore!
 * Tempest Shadow: But... you promised me to restore my horn.
 * Grubber: And the dough that we are making.
 * The Storm King: I don't want to see you two anymore. Now, get out of here!
 * Tempest Shadow: Anything we can do now, my king?
 * The Storm King: No. (pulls the lever to activate the trapdoor as Tempest and Grubber fall down to Earth)
 * Tempest Shadow and Grubber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
 * The Storm King: (lets go the lever) Hmph! Losers, I'm surrounded by Losers! What'll I do now?!
 * Thanos: Hmmm.
 * Meowth: AND YOU JUST STOOD THERE AND WATCHED?!?
 * Thanos: So what, it's not like the Storm King was gonna restore her horn anyway.
 * Manray: Yeah, but, getting banished, just for failing once, a little harsh, don't you think?
 * Thanos: Not exactly, I've done worst.
 * Leonard: Well, if the heroes are still alive, let's go get them! [the other villians agree]
 * Thanos: Indeed you should, Infinite, I'm putting you in charge of the mission, do not fail me.
 * Infinite: Don't worry, those Taskforce Squad fools are no match for my power! [laughs]
 * Bebop: Get some help man...
 * Infinite: Whatever.
 * Rocksteady: So, is there anything we could-
 * Professor Calamatus: [barges in] Sorry to interrupt, but that new recruit is here!
 * Thanos: Really, well, where is he?
 * Professor Calamatus: Well he-
 * Black Doom: [enters the room] Fear me mortals, I, Black Doom, have returned! And uh, sorry I'm late, traffic was a Nightmare on Elm Street.
 * Thanos: Ah, Black Doom of the Black Comet, we meet at least.
 * Black Doom: Indeed, I bet you heard about how I nearly destroyed the world, right?
 * Thanos: [looking at a screen showing the Black Arm] Yes, and your data suggests you have great expeirence leading a army?
 * Black Doom: Why yes, in fact, I'd STILL be leading a army, if a certain black hedgehog didn't kill them all...
 * Coconuts: He's talking about Shadow, isn't he?
 * Emperor Zurg: Correct.
 * Dr. Eggman: Wow, sucks to be you dude.
 * Black Doom: [looks at Eggman angrily] Might I remind you that you were fighting my troops too!
 * Dr. Eggman: That maybe true, well, that and the fact my grandfather asked you to help in Shadow's creation, but hey, people's opinons change over time, presides, we're on the same side.
 * Black Doom: Fine, whatever, but yeah, I've got plenty of expeirence.
 * Thanos: Hmm, you know what, since we just lost two members, don't ask why, you're in.
 * Black Doom: Yes!
 * Thanos: And since the Villian League's about to head off on a mission, it seems like you'll be getting your first mission straight away.
 * Black Doom: Okay, let's do it! [runs out the room with of the Villian League, except for Infinite, who just stares for a moment]
 * Infinite: I could just do it myself, you know, why do you even the magic of these 12 ponies anyway.
 * Thanos: I'll explain later, for now, get to it Infinite!
 * Infinite: As you wish. [grims eviliy as he walks out]

[slide guitar sting] (SpongeBob and Patrick were panting with Patrick barely holding the airhorn he used eariler)
 * Pinkie Pie: [panting] There's sand in my... everything... Heh... Saving... Equestria... [demented laugh] Oh! Look! Maybe this guy knows which way to go! What's that, friend? We're lost? [demented laugh, coughs, faints]
 * Darth Vader: See why I don't like sand now. [hits his helmet and sand particles come out]
 * Eddy: W-W-W-Water!
 * Double D: H2O please!
 * Ed: Gravy.
 * Tigger: Water! Water!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Honey! Honey!
 * Sonic: Ugh, this desert is too, uh, hot. What's a stronger word than hot?
 * Knuckles: Knuckles, I'm a stronger word than hot! [Sonic facepalms]
 * Squidward: [sighs] If it gets any hotter out here, we may have to consider putting fried calamari on the menu... [looks at his hands]
 * Hawkodile: [running ahead, carrying My Melody, Isabelle, Puppycorn and Agent P] Pain is just weakness leaving the body... [continues running when his feet catch fire] Oh, way too hot, WAY TOO HOT!
 * Sub-Zero: [uses his ice powers on Hawkodile's feet] You're welcome.

(Aladdin pulls Genie's lamp from his vest)
 * Darkwing Duck: The pittyless sun, pouns our parch penting protechinessed. But still Darkwing Duck presses foward hoping to pull off the inescapable....
 * Lunchpad McQuack: Ah, great chance to catch some rays, eh DW?
 * Darkwing Duck: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?!
 * Lunchpad McQuack: What are you so angry about? I'm using the sunscreen.
 * Darkwing Duck: Don't you understand?! We're going to DIE!!! Shrivel in the merciless glare the sun! Until there's nothing left! But a pair of pitiful pile of duck jerky! [panting faint]
 * Simba: Uh right.
 * Aladdin: (Quietly) Genie, where are we? We should have reached the hippogriffs hours ago.

(Genie exits his lamp, dressed as a gold miner)


 * Genie: Ar, crikey! (Spits) We're in the tail end of the middle of nowhere. What idiot trail boss is leadin' this outfit?
 * Aladdin: Twilight. She got us all on a mission to save Equestria and now we're all hopelessly lost!
 * Genie: Aw, come on, Al, it's not that bad! (As a lightbulb) Look at the bright side! There's uh… (back to normal) OK, maybe it is that bad.
 * Superman: I wouldn't say the heat's that bad.
 * Bill Cipher: Easy for you to say, you're pratically powered by the sun, the rest of use are pratically boiling alive here! [his eye catches fire and disintergates] Oh great, now my eye's gonna have to regenerate!


 * Private: [look around] Well this sucks.


 * Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Spike: [panting]
 * Spike: We could be going in... circles! Endless... sand... [inhales] Nothin' for miles... but sand... [breathes] and this rock... [coughs] and this cactus... [breathes] and this roooooooooaaaaaad.... [breathes, faints, breathes] ...this rooooooad....
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hmm? A road?


 * Spike: Whoa!
 * Rainbow Dash: Cool!
 * Applejack: What is that?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oooh! A city! [scoffs] We are doing it, you guys!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Finally, we're getting somewhere!
 * Rarity: You know what they say: where there's a city, there's a spa!
 * Rainbow Dash: Who says that?
 * Sonya Blade: Yeah, we're kinda on a mission to save Equestria as we know it here.
 * Amy Rose: Yeah, there's no time to go do something fun. [to herself] Sadly.

[birds squawking loudly]
 * Rarity: I can multitask. [bird squawking]
 * Pig Creature 1: Don't worry, little one, we'll let ya go!
 * Pig Creature 2: To the highest bidder!
 * Pig Creatures: [laugh]
 * Pig Creature 1: Nice! [birds squawking]
 * Vendor 1: Ooh. Hey! You with the horn, you selling?
 * Fluttershy: Oh...
 * Fluttershy: Ooh!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hi there! Ooh, I'm sorry. Here. Lemme help you with that.
 * Pushkin: Hey! No magic around my merchandise!
 * Mane Six: [scream]
 * Capper: Hmmm... Very interesting...
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay. We just gotta stick together. Be careful who you talk to. And try to blend in.
 * Batman: Yeah, don't do anything stupid that would attract unwanted attention.
 * Raiden: They're right, we've never been here before and we can't afford wast time.
 * Phineas: Exactly. Now let's cool off and--- Hey where's Patrick?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick? Patrick?! [sees him going into a bar] Oh barnacles, I'll go get him! [runs off]
 * Patrick: [looks around] Ahem, can I have everybody's attention. [everyone in the bar surrounds him] I have to use the bathroom.
 * Bartender: Oh, uh, five feet to your left.
 * SpongeBob: [walks in] Sorry, just looking for my friend, pink, starfish, has a thing for ice cream.
 * Bartender: Oh, he just went in there.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, thanks.


 * [Inside the restroom, Patrick was going to the bathroom. He finishes just as SpongeBob comes in]
 * SpongeBob: [angrily] Patrick! You can't just go off by yourself!
 * Patrick: [Jolts up. He flushes the toilet. Turns to SpongeBob after realizing his error] I had to go to the bathroom.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you could've at least told us first. [He pumps the soap dispenser, and the top is pushed off by pressure from bubbles forming inside of it.] Patrick, check it out! [He pumps more.]
 * Patrick: Whoa.
 * Both: Hooray! Bubble party! [Bubbles float all around the bathroom and ragtime music plays as SpongeBob and Patrick dance with bubbles. Patrick juggles them, as SpongeBob gives him more to juggle. Then, SpongeBob lays on his side and balances one on his foot. Patrick balances one on his head, suddenly, SpongeBob's phone rings]
 * SpongeBob: [anwsers the phone] Hello?
 * Sandy: SpongeBob, where are you, we've been two minutes.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, sorry, we'll be with you soon, see ya. [hangs up] [he and Patrick laugh at eachother before they frantically pop all of the bubbles and run out of the bar] Alright, we're here.
 * Woody: Huh, you know, this place kinda reminds of Woody's Roundup a little, you know.
 * The Flash: Well, this technically isn't a old western town but...
 * Michaelangelo: Can anypony take us to the Queen of the Hippogriffs?!
 * Raphael: Mikey!
 * Michaelangelo: What?! I'm just to trying to get help. [notices a crowd staring over the group] Oh...
 * Sonic: Uh... Meow.


 * Louise: How much for the giant gecko?
 * Mane Six: Huh?
 * Spike: Who you callin' a gecko?
 * Yoshi: Wait, is he talking about me or you?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Spike isn't for sale.
 * Mario: And neither is Yoshi!
 * Vera: I want that fancy purple hair! I'll give ya two storm bucks for it!
 * Rarity: Two storm bucks?! It's worth more than that!
 * Wyldstyle: Wait, "storm bucks?" Is the Storm King a narricist or something?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Heh? [various creatures bidding]
 * Deer Creature: Gimme that pink one!
 * Pig Creature 1: I'll take the blue one!
 * Pig Creature 2: No! I want the blue one!
 * Louise: I need that lizard!
 * Creature 1: I'll take that picture of your sister!
 * Deer Creature: I want all seven for my collection!
 * Donald: Hey, leave us away!
 * Spy: This is getting awkward.
 * Groot: I am Groot?
 * Squidward: Can someone just make them stop already!!!


 * Capper: Back up, everyone! Back it up! Y'all in some serious danger! Now you didn't touch any of them, did you? Just look at all those colors! You think that's natural? They're infected with "pastelis coloritis".

[creatures gasping]


 * Robin: Excuse me?
 * Applejack: Now, you listen here, fella, there ain't—
 * Capper: Don't worry, don't worry, as long as you're not covered in purple splotches, you'll be fine. Uh-oh.
 * Fish Creature: [gasps] What do I do?!


 * Capper: Enjoy your last moments and don't touch anyone. Because parts will fall off.


 * Fish Creature: [screams] Me parts!
 * Vera: [gasps]
 * Capper: Well, all right. [purrs]
 * Mushu: Uh, thanks for the save, I guess...
 * Rainbow Dash: That was awesome!
 * Capper: Mm-hm.
 * Rarity: And quite charming. [giggles]
 * Spike: Huh!
 * Rocky DeSantos: That was amazing! Thanks.
 * Tigger: Say, who are you?
 * Capper: Capper's the name. Charming's my game. So... to the Hippogriffs, then?
 * Pinkie Pie: [laughs]
 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't know if we should trust him or not, I mean, I'm glad he helped us and everything, but, trusting strangers, IDK.
 * Deadpool: Come on, Twilight. We should trust him, he's not that bad.
 * Pinkie Pie: Presides, we could definitely use a friend out here!
 * Capper: You know what? Little Cotton Candy Hair is right. And, if I do say so myself...

I'm the Friend you Need/Taskforce Squad vs. Villian League/Leaving Kludgetown
[Cue "I'm the Friend you Need"]
 * Twilgiht Sparkle: [sighs] Alright, I'm convinced, we'll trust you, for now.
 * Capper: Thank you my friend.
 * Ben Tennyson: But just get this, one sign of a doublecross, and we'll be out of here faster than you can say meow.

(Soon, everyone takes a good look around) (Everyone looks in confusion) [Now we go to the Villian League looking everywhere to find the heroes]
 * Capper: Welcome, my good heroes, to my little manor.
 * Rarity: Ooh! A sort of a roco-hobo-Bohemian hodgepodge.
 * SpongeBob Squarepants: I like your place.
 * Thor: Hmm, I've seen bigger.
 * Adam Park: Yeah, not really anything special.
 * My Melody: Well, I think it's great.
 * Kuromi: Of course you would.
 * Capper: Apologies for the state of my litter box. I wasn't expecting guests.
 * Mr. Potato Head: Understandable.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! So many fun breakables!
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa!
 * Applejack: [chuckles]
 * Capper: Y'all sure y'all want the Hippogriffs?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yessirree! The Queen of the Hippogriffs!
 * Capper: Not like the Queen of the Lions, or Tigers, or Bears?
 * Fluttershy: Oh, my!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [notices a strange book] Huh?
 * Double D: Is something wrong?
 * Twilight Sparkle: No, but, I found this. [levatates the book]
 * Double D: Huh, do you think we should look at it?
 * Bomb: Well, as long as we're here, I mean it's not like the Villian League is out there looking for us, right?
 * Deadpool: Uh yeah... [looks through the script, noticing the part where Capper was planning to sell them to Verko] Oh, um... [thinks for a second] Excuse me, I'll be right back. [teleports away]
 * Discord: What's he doing?
 * Colossus: I don't know.
 * Mike Wazowski: Eh, not exactly our problem.
 * Vera: [screaming]
 * Toothy Klugetowner: Please! Please! I don't know anything! [screams]
 * Pete: You really think the Squad got this far?
 * Maleficent: Seems more than likely.
 * Lord Zedd: Yeah, they could be anywhere.
 * Infinite: [sniffs] Oh, they're here. Attention! A little purple pony passed this way. Tell me where she is...
 * Starscream: ...or something real bad is going to happen.
 * Fish Creature: You think we're gonna fall for this again? I don't know what kinda scam you're workin' with Capper and the rest of your friends, but--
 * Infinite: "Friends?"
 * Fish Creature: Poison or no poison, you're gonna pay!

[The fish creature tries to punch him, but misses as Infinite kicks, then trips him and then uses him his Phantom Ruby powers to toss him into the air before kicking him to the ground]

(Deadpool knocks on the door of a house he teleported in front of) (KNOCKOUT) [Now we go back to Capper's place wherewe hear the heroes laughing]
 * Numerous Villians: [Laughing]
 * Bebop: Ohhhh, fish-man just got dropped!
 * Rocksteady: Indeed.
 * Infinite: Now... [holds his sword up to the Fish Creature's throat]
 * Fish Creature: Ihhhh...
 * Tempest Shadow: ...about this... "Capper"... [suddenly hears a teleporting sound] Huh?
 * Verko: (opens the door) Here's-
 * Deadpool: Verko, was it?
 * Verko: [confused] Uh, yes, why?
 * Deadpool: You're just the guy I was looking for.
 * Deadpool: [puts Verko in a cage] And that's one problem taken care of.
 * Screwball Voice: Like a boss!
 * Serious Voice: Huzzah!
 * Deadpool: Now to head back to- [notices the Villian League stareing at him] Oh shoot... Did I leave the stove on?
 * Infinite: It's Deadpool, get him! [The Villian League charge at the Merc with a Mouth]
 * Serious Voice/Screwball Voice: RUN!!!
 * Deadpool: GAH! [runs back to Capper's house]
 * Capper: Stop playin' me! A sonic rainboom? That's not a real thang! Is that a real thing?
 * Rainbow Dash: I'll show ya!
 * Sensei Wu: Out of the question, Rainbow Dash!
 * Capper: Naw-naw-naw, I don't need you sonic "rainbooming" up in my place, thank you very much.
 * Buttercup: Presides, you can only do the sonic rainboom outside.

[Rarity levitates the tip of Capper's coat]


 * Capper: Whoa, hey, hold up now.

[She fixes Capper's coat]


 * Capper: Whoa.
 * Rarity: Here you go. I do apologize. If we were back home, I could've done something truly fabulous.
 * Capper: Okay... What's the catch?
 * Rarity: Nothing. After all that you've done for us, consider it a "thank you".
 * Capper: Oh. Uh, don't thank me. Really.
 * My Melody: But we insist, Capper. Only a true friend would be reliable enough to be trustworthy.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, thanks for everything Capper, but you should probably know why we're looking for the Hippogriffs.
 * Capper: Okay, why?
 * Princess Celestia: You see, our enemies have just invaded Canterlot and we're currently on our way to Mount Aris to ask them to help.
 * Capper: Mount Aris? Oh, that's actually somewhat nearby.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, you mean that mountain right outside the window?

[They can see Mount Aris in the distance]

(At that moment, Deadpool brusts through the door screaming and closes it behind him, hyperventalating) (Everyone looks at Deadpool awkwardly before laughing hysterically) (Suddenly, the Villian League's tropes showed up) (Eddy, Ed, Double D, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, Roo, Owl, Gopher, Lumpy, the alicorn princesses, the Mane Five, Starlight, Trixie and Sunset sneak by the battle unnoticed, well, almost unnoticed, as Loki noticed them) (Meanwhile, with SpongeBob's group)
 * Kung Lao: That was easy to find.
 * Ash Ketchum: I knew we we're heading the right way!
 * Pikachu: Pika.
 * Capper: Objects in windows may be less mountainous than they appear. Heh heh heh...
 * Samurai Jack: Thank you for your assitance Capper, we'll be on our way now.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right, let's go, everypony.
 * Ventus: All right, let's go to Mount Aris!
 * Capper: [gasps] Wait! [cat yowl] You can't—you can't make it by y'allselves. You need an airship! And lucky for you, I can get you a ride.
 * Leonardo: Uh, thanks for the offer.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But I think we can get there on our own.
 * Finn the Human: Uh, you okay Deadpool?
 * Jake the Dog: Yeah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
 * Deadpool: A ghost, yeah right! But seriously, it's the Villian League, they're here, THEY'RE HEADING THIS WAY!
 * King Dedede: You serious?
 * Deadpool: VERY SERIOUS!
 * Plankton: Pfft, I'll believe that when I see it.
 * Daffy Duck: Yeah, c'mon Wade, it's not like they're outside the door or anything.
 * Shao Kahn: [knocks the door down with his hammer] YOU WERE SAYING!
 * Daffy Duck: [shocked] Fear: noum. A state of terror. [screams]
 * Mane Six: [gasps]
 * Shaggy: Zoinks!
 * Scooby-Doo: Uh-oh!
 * Plankton: [shocked] OKAY, I BELIEVE IT!
 * Raiden: Shao Kahn?! [electric flies into him, knocking him away] Who sent you!
 * Vilgax: [knocks Raiden away] Thanos did you moron!
 * Ben Tennyson: Vilgax!
 * Sonic: Hmm! [runs up to Vilgax when a Phantom Ruby wave causes him to stumble a bit] Whoa whoa whoa! What the?
 * Infinite: [appears with the rest of the Villian League] Long time no see, Sonic!
 * Sonic: Wha- Infinite?!?
 * Tails: [gasps] How is this possible, we destroyed the Phantom Ruby's power supply!
 * Dr. Eggman: Tsk, tsk. Since you ALWAYS destroy the power source of our weapons, we decided to learn from past mistakes, which is I had a back-up power source created for weapons like the Phantom Ruby for example.
 * Infinite: Hmm, what's this? [notices Capper, then chuckles to himself] Trusting strangers? Big mistake.
 * President Business: Technically not a mistake if he helped us.
 * Classic Knuckles: Okay, this just got real.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We've gotta get out of here!
 * Dr. Blowhole: I'm afriad Princess, that won't be possible! [laughs evilily]
 * Sora: Not if we can help it! [summons his keyblade as everyone gets into a battle stance]
 * Tommy Oliver: SpongeBob, Eddy, Pooh, get the Mane Six, the Princesses, Starlight, Trixie and Sunset somewhere safe, we'll handle this!
 * SpongeBob: But what about you guys Tommy?
 * Tommy Oliver: We'll be okay, just go!
 * Winnie the Pooh: You can count on us!
 * Knuckles: PUNCHIN' TIME! [punches Scratch and Grounder back]
 * Bumblebee: [slices through several cyborgs with the Star Saber] You aren't getting them!
 * Loki: Trying to escape, now are we?
 * Megatron: [to Bane, Soundwave, Baraka and Zavok] Get them, now!
 * Zavok: Play time is over, ponies! [chases after the people escaping]
 * Shadow: Where do you think you're going?! Chaos- [gets hit by a blast from Black Doom] Wha-
 * Black Doom: Long time no see Shadow!
 * Shadow: Black Doom?! How could this be?!
 * Black Doom: It would appear that the convergence had a hand in my ressurection, just like it with most of the deceased.
 * Shadow: Should've figured that out when Cosmo [Sonic] came back to us huh.
 * Black Doom: Indeed you should've, now, VENGENCE WILL BE MINE!
 * Shadow: I don't think so! [warps behind him and kicks him]
 * Classic Sonic: [knocks some heartless away] Not gonna lie, this was actually well pretty thought out.
 * ???: Well thank you lonesome copy.
 * Classic Sonic: Huh? Who said tha- [looks up] Oh lord it can't be...
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [lands] Good to see you again fak-
 * Classic Sonic: DIDN'T YOU MELT IN LAVA THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: I think we lost them!
 * Patrick: Phew, that's good. [looks behind them] Huh? [spots Bane, Soundwave, Baraka and Zavok] AAHHH!

(the group somehow find themselves on a windmill) (the windmill starts spinning out of control, even taking Ed along with it) (It eventually gets too fast for them to hold on any longer and they all get sent flying while screaming, with Double D looking like he's about to barf, they eventuall crash into a building and fall to the ground) (Meanwhile, with the heroes battling the villians) (Suddenly, more minions spawn in) (everyone heads to the docks) (Meanwhile, in the building SpongeBob's group had entered, Double D was checking for any sounds via a glass he was holding, he was checking to make sure the coast was clear so they didn't get captured instantly when they got out) (The door starts to buckle as something pounds on it) [Double D and Eddy stumble backwards and trip over the rug. It rolls up, revealing a vent.] [The wooden bar breaks, and a laser blast disintergates the doorknob] [Sandy, Rabbit and Applejack grab onto Eddy and pull, trying to work the grate loose. Twilight looks over to Ed, who is trying to get the camel to run.]
 * Eddy: Huh? [spots the four villians] They found us, leg it! [the group proceeds to run faster]
 * SpongeBob: Run faster Patrick!
 * Baraka: You're not escaping!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: We'll see about that! [teleports the group away]
 * Bane: Wha-
 * Eddy: What happened?
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Huh, I was aiming for the docks, but I guess I still need some work huh?
 * Ed: TOO HIGH GUYS!
 * Double D: Oh dear.
 * Princess Cadence: Ed, don't make any sudden movements, please.
 * Ed: [starts running on the windmill, making it move] DOWN FOR ED, PRINCESS!
 * Double D: ED, NO!
 * Applejack: I'm... gonna... be... sick!
 * Rabbit: Get me off of this thing!!!
 * SpongeBob: Ugh, I think I landed on my spine...
 * Patrick: I think I landed on a rock... [shows said rock]
 * Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, literally...
 * Eddy: [gets up] Hey, if you find any teeth laying around, they're mine... [collapses] I'm okay.
 * Winnie the Pooh: What do you do now?
 * Double D: I don't know, but I say we go in here, just in case they're still looking.
 * Patrick: Right. [picks up everyone, then opens the door] In we go! [throws everyone into the building the closes the door behind him as he enters]
 * Omega: Worthless consumer models! Annihilate! [blasts some eggman robots away with his flamethrower]
 * Captain America: How are you holding up?
 * Thor: [knocks Zazz away with Mjölnir] Quite well! [knocks Barricade away then zaps Quan Chi with his thunder]
 * Megatron: [got Optimus in a chokehold] I'll crush you with my bare hands!
 * Optimus Prime: That's what you think! Ironhide!
 * Ironhide: On it Optimus! [blasts Megatron with his cannons] Decepticon punk!
 * Ratchet: You okay Optimus?
 * Optimus Prime: Don't worry about me old friend, I'll be fine.
 * Deadpool: [to Capper] Sorry we got you dragged into this Capper.
 * Capper: No worrys, you guys continue the fight, I'll head somewhere safe in the meantime, good luck on your travels to Mount Aris. [runs off]
 * Sonic: [boosts into several heartless and storm creatures then homing attacks into Infinite several times] Ready to give up yet?!
 * Infinite: [chuckles] I can see that you guys' abilities acceed your previous data, but you will still lose!
 * Falcon: How do you figure?! Pratically most of the minions are destroyed.
 * Slinky Dog: Uh, guys?
 * Hamm: What's wrong Slink? [notices the minions that spawned in] Oh.
 * Lots-O: Your kid can't save you now Sheriff.
 * Woody: Seriously?! What is your problem?!
 * Silver: Forget him, Woody, we don't have time for this, we should probably get to SpongeBob's group and head to the docks.
 * Riku: Right, come on!
 * Infinite: Typical. [to the minions with laser rifles, cannons, etc] Destroy them!
 * [the troops start firing at the Squad]
 * Emmet: Huh? [looks behind] Uh guys, don't panic but they're shooting at us!
 * Deadpool: In that case, we shoot back! [shoots several of the troops with his handguns] Bang, bang, bang!
 * Captain America: Let's hope that SpongeBob and the others are okay!
 * Lumpy: Did you hear anything, Double D?
 * Double D: Not yet... [listens for any sounds again when he suddenly hears footsteps from outside, dropping the glass, he instantly fears the worst]
 * Applejack: Uh, Sugarcube, are you okay?
 * Everyone: [gasps]
 * Patrick: AHH! They found us!
 * Ed: We are not long for this world! [runs into Patrick]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Guys, quick, find a way out of here.
 * Double D: The window! [rushes over and parts the curtains only to find that it's been bricked up] Hmm?
 * Eddy: Who in the world covers windows with stupid bricks?!?
 * Double D: Guys, look! This heat vent will lead to an escape!
 * Ed: [on a stuffed camel] Over here, guys! This lumpy mutated horsie will save us!
 * Rarity: I'm pretty sure that camel's a fake darling!
 * Sandy: [barricades the door] No varmits getting in here! [the barricade gets sent flying] Ah nuts!
 * Squidward: Eddy! The door won't hold for much longer!
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, we're running out of time, hurry!
 * Eddy: [panicked] Then don't just stand there! Do something!
 * Ed: Giddy-up, horsie! Do not let your mutated lump slow you down! [falls off the camel and slams into the wall. He hits what looks like a fire alarm and slides down. Eddy, Sandy, Rabbit and Applejack, meanwhile, finally get the vent cover loose, and Eddy leaps in only to find that whoever owned the building bricked up the vents as well.]
 * Eddy: More bricks guys!
 * Tigger: Wow, whoever owns this place must really not like air conditioning.
 * Princess Luna: Yeah...
 * Ed: Ooh ooh oh! This-a-way, guys! [He shows them the alarm.] Look!
 * Double D: [reading] In case of movie break glass?
 * Eddy: Bingo! [He grabs the provided hammer and breaks the case, then he reaches inside and pulls out a peanut] A peanut?
 * Ed: Cheap movie.

(At that moment, Soundwave blasts the door off its' hinges)
 * Plankton: [dumbfonded] Whoever owns this place is a idiot!
 * Squidward: Agreed.
 * Baraka: End of the line Taskforcers!

(With quick thinking, the alicorn princesses and their allies teleported away from Baraka, Bane, Soundwave and Zavok) (The group teleported to the docks, where the rest of the Super Taskforce Squad had just arrived at, with the group catching up to their friends) (the group starts picking up speed, with the people who could flying starting to get off the ground, though the Villian League troops shooting at them were getting closer by the minute) [the Super Taskforce Squad barely manage to make it onto the ship] (Just then, they heard of a sound coming their way) (As soon as everyone hid, they heard a grumbling sound)
 * Soundwave: Soundwave superior, Taskforce Squad inferior.
 * Mr. Krabs: [angrily] Who are you calling inferior you tin can!
 * SpongeBob: Don't encourage him Mr. Krabs! [to the princesses] The teleportation spell, QUICK!
 * Princess Celestia: Right, everyone and everypony, get behind us!
 * Eddy: See ya suckers!
 * Zavok: Drat!
 * Bane: Probably should've figured they'd do that.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Alright, looks like the entire team is reassembled.
 * Piglet: Did we miss anything?
 * Dr. Doofensmirtz: Well, not much.
 * Buzz Lightyear: Let's go! If we don't keep moving, we'll all get captured, or worst.
 * [They see the airship]
 * Kai: There it is, we can make it!
 * [Suddenly, the airship starts moving]
 * Waluigi: Or it could just start leaving without us!
 * Red: Oh come on!
 * Della Duck: Better speed up!
 * Sonic: Exactly my thoughts!
 * Green Lantern: [makes a bridge construct] C'mon, let's hurry!
 * Donkey Kong: Nice one there Lantern, now, let's get on that airship and go!
 * Applejack: That's it. Don't look down now!
 * Patrick: I'm trying not to!
 * Soldier: Phew, now that was close.
 * Spy: Indeed.
 * SpongeBob: Whew, that was a close call.
 * Patrick: Sure is.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [pants, grunts]
 * Pinkie Pie: Best... escape... plan... ever!
 * Twilight Sparkle: WHAT?!?!
 * Doctor Nefarious: Are you insane!? We nearly got killed back there!
 * Po: Quick, hide!
 * Spike: Shh!
 * Patrick: (whispering) Sorry, I get hungry when my stomach growls.
 * Boyle: Did you hear something?
 * Squabble: [squawks]
 * Boyle: Eh, probably just the rats. If we find 'em, we'll eat 'em.
 * Rarity: Rats?
 * Jerry: I'm more of a mouse than a rat.
 * Winnie the Pooh: (Rabbit cover his mouth) Hmm!
 * Rabbit: Shhh!
 * Winnie the Pooh: I am "Shh"!

(Back at the docks)
 * Kirby: Poyo?
 * Infinite: Darn darn darn darny DARN!!!
 * Lord Tirek: Well that's just great, they escaped again!
 * Dr. Eggman: Maybe so, but I dobut they'll get far.
 * Tai-Lung: How do you figure, they could be going anywhere.
 * Dr. Eggman: Maybe so, but I was able to attach a tracking device on one of the more idiotic ones when they weren't looking, so we can trace their signal.
 * Infinite: Excellent! [thinks for a moment] Get the Air Armada, I think it's time for a airship assault!
 * Pete: You've got it Mr. Jackal.

Tempest & Grubber in Exile/Meeting Captain Calaeno and the Pirates/Time to be Awesome
(Meanwhile at the bottom of the cliff that the Super Taskforce Squad fell from eariler, Tempest and Grubber were living in exile not knowing what to do.) (But Tempest isn't herself, so Grubber knew how to cheer her up) (As Tempest ate it, that made her feel better.) (without answers, Tempest grabbed Grubber as they set out for Kludgetown, and they eventually made it not long after the Super Taskforce Squad escaped, they eventually found Capper, who was staying out of sight from the Villian League, but also evesdropping at the same time) (Just as Capper brought out the disguises, Tempest and Grubber got ready to follow his lead to find Twilight and her friends)
 * Tempest Shadow: I can't believe I trusted the Storm King, thanks to him, we have nowhere to go, and since everyone despises us due to us working with the Villian League, we have no one left to go. [sighs] Where did I go so wrong?
 * Grubber: Well, look at the bright side, we still had each other, right?
 * Grubber: (offers a cupcake with says "Sidekicks 4 Life") Cupcake?
 * Tempest Shadow: Thank you, Grubber.
 * Tempest Shadow: To think all this time, I thought friendship was hopeless, my old friends abandoned me when my horn broke, but now, I can honestly see why it's so important.
 * Grubber: So, what are we going to do know?
 * Tempest Shadow: I wish I knew. [but then, Tempest had an idea] I've made wrong choices when I trusted the Storm King. Grubber, it's time we set things right.
 * Grubber: How?
 * Tempest Shadow: By proving ourselves to Princess Twilight Sparkle and her Taskforce Squad allies, if she and the other eleven ponies haven't been captured yet, they're gonna need all the help they can get.
 * Grubber: Do we have to?
 * Capper: So the jackal and his team have a air armada, that doesn't sound good...
 * Tempest Shadow: [walks up to Capper] Uh, excuse me, we're looking for the alicorn princesses and their friends.
 * Grubber: Those who are ponies, and others who aren't. Have you seen them?
 * Capper: Huh? Uh, yeah, I have seen them. [suddenly remembers Rarity's generosity, he had to make sure Tempest and Grubber were trustworthy before doing anything] If I trust any of y'all, will you trust me?
 * Tempest Shadow: Yes, anything. What do we have to do to avoid the Villian League?
 * Capper: Just leave that to me.

(Now back to the heroes, who were riding on the airship, much to the unawareness of its' crew, which were all parrots) (But it was too late, Patrick got out and Celaeno and her crew surrounded the whole gang)
 * Rainbow Dash: Blugh!
 * Scarlet Witch: Yuck!
 * Amy Rose: Gross!
 * Mega Man: So what now?
 * Mr. Potato Head: How should we know?
 * Invader Zim: Well. [looks down] Jumping seems to be out of the question, not that that would a good idea anyways.
 * Fred: I say we hang low for now.
 * Aqua: Good idea.
 * Isabelle: [looks at the pirates] Hmm...
 * Pythor: What's wrong Isabelle?
 * Isabelle: Well, I was thinking if we just ask them nicely, maybe they'll take us to Mount Aris.
 * Crunch Bandicoot: How are you sure that'll work?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, it does sound pretty risky.
 * Patrick: [couldn't handle his stomoch rumbling any longer] I can't take anymore, I want some food now!
 * SpongeBob: Pat, no!
 * Mantis: Nice going, Pat.
 * Lego Batman: Aw man...
 * Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi: Mamamia...
 * GiR: HELLO!!!
 * Soldier: I am scared you maggots.
 * Scout: Oh this ain't good.
 * Double D: Exposed!
 * Eddy: Busted!
 * Ed: Uh... nope, can't think of a word.


 * Boyle: Hey, guys! Come check this out!
 * Mullet: Looks like a pack of stowaways.
 * Lix Spittle: What are we s'posed to do with 'em?
 * Squabble: [squawks]
 * Boyle: I think we tie 'em up!
 * Applejack: [gasps]
 * Lix Spittle: [squawks] We clip their wings!
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
 * Mullet: Nah. We scar 'em...
 * Rarity: [yelps]
 * Mullet: ...emotionally!
 * Fluttershy: [sobs]
 * Fix-It Felix: Uh, can't we talk about this?
 * Mullet: What say the book, Captain Celaeno?

[parrots grunting]
 * Captain Celaeno: Storm King's rule book says, "Throw them overboard."
 * Mario: What?!
 * Mane Six: Huh?
 * Timon: Oh boy...
 * Goofy: Uh-oh!
 * Kimberly Hart: You can't do that!
 * Demoman: Aw crud!
 * Iago: Overboard! Die? You don't understand. (Abu nods in agreement) We're on the run. (Abu gives Iago a dirty look)
 * Iago: Cast a vote for mercy here!

[The steam whistle blows meaning lunch time]


 * Captain Celaeno: All right! That's lunch! [splut]
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?
 * Raven: Wait, so we're not going overboard?
 * Applebloom: Well that's a relief.

[munching]


 * Tigger: Okay...
 * Iago: This wasn't I meant, but okay then.
 * Skipper: What is this stuff? Kowalski, analysis.
 * Kowalski: I'm actually not sure Skipper.
 * Sunset Shimmer: This doesn't make any sense.
 * Starlight Glimmer: I know what you mean, Sunset.
 * Luigi: So, what do we do now?
 * Classic Knuckles: Well, they just tried to throw us overboard, so LET'S PUNCH'EM!
 * Everyone: NO!


 * Espio: We don't wanna cause a commotion!


 * Buzz Lightyear: It wouldn't be necessary.

[Cue "Time to be Awesome"]
 * Rainbow Dash: [to the pirates] Whoa whoa whoa! So you were about to toss us overboard and you stopped for a lunch break?
 * Boyle: Storm King only allows one break a day for meals, then it's back to hauling goods.
 * Steven: So you're delivery guys?
 * Captain Celaeno: And gals. These uniforms aren't exactly doing us any favors.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Then can you deliver us to Mount Aris?
 * Captain Celaeno: Sorry. We do what the Storm King orders or we suffer his wrath.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right. Still going overboard.
 * Lix Spittle: Eh, it's nothing personal. Pudding?
 * Rarity: There's pudding? [splut] Oh.
 * Tom: That's pudding?
 * Kitana: That doesn't even look like pudding.
 * Rainbow Dash: You weren't always delivery birds, were you? What about before the Storm King?
 * Captain Celaeno: Yeah. We used to be much more adventurous.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I met that guy in the desert!
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa! You used to be pirates?!
 * Mullet: Um, we prefer the term "swashbuckling treasure hunters".
 * Rainbow Dash: So... pirates.
 * Squabble: [squawks]
 * Rainbow Dash: You birds have a choice to make. You could let some cloven-hoofed Storm King tell you how to live your lives, or... [whoosh] Rainbow Dash: ...you could be awesome again!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, I'm not sure if this is a good time for a-
 * Twilight Sparkle: -song...
 * Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Just let her, this place could use lighting up.

Sky Battle/Deathstroke joins the Heroes/Heading to Mount Aris/Tempest & Grubber recruit Capper, Calaeno and her Crew

 * Captain Celaeno: Come on! Let's show these little ponies how it's done!
 * Mane Six: [oohing and ahing]
 * SpongeBob: That was amazing!
 * Rainbow Dash: Awesome! I knew you had it in ya! And now for the finishing touch!


 * Twilight Sparkle: Wait, would it be safe to do a Sonic Rainboom? I mean, the Villian League could still be looking for us...
 * Sonic: Relax Twilight, I know you're worried about what this Storm King will do to your magic but as long as the Super Taskforce Squad's got your back, you and your fellow princesses and friends won't get kidnapped and the rest of us won't have to worry about a hostage situation.
 * Dr. Eggman: [in the Egg Dragoon] SO WHAT IF WE JUST CAPTURE YOU ALL AT ONCE!
 * Sonic: [his smug smile drops from his face as he sees his nemisis] What the- Eggman?!?
 * Dr. Eggman: What, surprised to see me.
 * Rainbow Dash: Not really, actually.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, and also, HOW DID YOU CATCH UP WITH US SO QUICKLY?!?
 * Infinite: [warps in] Let's just say that we've following you the entire time, no thanks to your incompetence.
 * Emmet: What are you even talking?
 * Rex: [notices something] Wait, Emmet, what's that on your ankle?
 * Emmet: Huh? [finds a tracking device stuck to his leg] What?!
 * Laval: It's a tracking device!
 * Wreck-It Raph: Oh great, they've been tracking us the whole time!
 * Deadpool: [grabs the tracking device and shoots at it repeatedly until there's nothing left] Ha! Crisis averted, now, how about you two villian leagers go ho- [suddenly, the rest of the Villian League and the Air Armada show up] OH MY GOD!!!
 * Mane Six: [gasps]
 * Bug Bunny: WHAT?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
 * Wolverine: I didn't sign up for this...
 * Omega: Villian Leaguers sighted, prepare to attack.
 * Billy Cranston: They just don't give up, do they?
 * Soldier: I am not prepared for this level of violence.


 * Captain Celaeno: Secure the rigging! Lock down the cargo! Everyone, prepare to be boarded!

[the Super Taskforce Squad quickly make their defense and preparation for the battle against their enemies. Captain Celaeno's crew quickly searched and gathered cannons, weapons and blasters for the fight.] [the battle begins, with the strongest members of the Squad and the flyers charging in to the Air Armada, and it goes relativly well, with some of the weaker airships getting destroyed, the Mane Six, the Princesses, Starlight, Trixie and Sunset on the otherhand, took refudge in the bunker, afterall, they WERE the ones the Villian League wanted] (Everyone stares at Classic Metal Sonic like he's some sort of madman)
 * Plankton: Oh my goodness!
 * Woody: We'd better get out of here while there's stil time!
 * Captain America: No, we have to help, abandoning them could risk them getting captured.
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, we're heroes, presides, heroes don't just run away from the fight.
 * Lion-O: You're right, heroes go out and save the world.
 * Donatello: And presides, we've beaten this guys time and time again, so I say we help the pirates while we're still here.
 * Woody: [sighs] Alright, let's get to it!
 * Ben Tennyson: It's hero time!
 * Bowser: Oh, so you're gonna try and fight us, huh? That's just sad.
 * Luigi: I mean, he does have a point...
 * Bowser: Indeed, so about you go run while you can.
 * Luigi: Er- NO! [gains courage] We're not giving in to these demands Bowser, we're not gonna run!
 * Chuck: Me thinks Greeny's lost it.
 * Luigi: We're not gonna run away anymore, it's time for the Super Taskforce Squad, to be number 1!
 * Chuck: Okay, maybe he isn't crazy!
 * Captain Celaeno: Battle stations, everyone!
 * Deadpool: Wait wait, hold it! [time freezes for a second as Deadpool gets out the script and looks at it carefully] There wasn't anything about an air battle taking place!
 * Serious Voice: Maybe the same guy who decided Celestia, Luna and Cadence should be more involved deicded to add it in so there'd be more action.
 * Deadpool: Huh, makes sense.
 * Screwball Voice: Can we just get to the part where we battle these creeps already?!
 * Deadpool: Uh, yeah sure. [time starts again as the battle starts, with Sonic using the Chaos Emeralds to transform into Super Sonic]
 * Sonic: It's go time!
 * Classic Sonic: So tell me Metal, how did you get rebuilt when your data used to create you was destroyed.
 * Classic Metal Sonic: Robotnik has backups.
 * Classic Sonic: Oh, is that so, in case, I'll just to destroy them too.
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [in a mocking voice] I'll just have to destroy too.
 * Classic Sonic: Uh, what are you doing?
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [in a mocking voice] What are you doing?
 * Classic Sonic: Are you trying to mimic me?
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [in a mocking voice] Are you trying to mimic me?
 * Classic Sonic: Cut that out.
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [in a mocking voice] Cut that out.
 * Classic Sonic: Seriously, cut that out!
 * Classic Metal Sonic: Cut that out!
 * Classic Sonic: I'm being serious, that's getting very annoying!
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [blabbles] Oh look at me, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, I run super fast and eat nothing but chili-dogs all do, I also have a squeaky voiced sidekick and a fangirl who thinks she's my girlfriend and everything is WAY past cool! Huh! Huh! HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Classic Sonic: I, uh... I don't... sound... anything... like that-
 * Classic Metal Sonic: Also, I'm thinking surrending to the Villian League. [Classic Sonic rams Classic Metal Sonic right into a airship with his spindash, making said airship explode]
 * Rico: Kablammo!
 * Classic Sonic: That's one less metal monstrosity, now to-
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [there was barely a scratch on him] I'm still alive.
 * Classic Sonic: HOW?!?
 * Classic Metal Sonic: I'm stronger than before, so it'll take more than that to- [gets impaled in the chest by a arrow]
 * Sniper: [holding the huntsman] You were saying.
 * Classic Metal Sonic: Pfft, HAHAHAHAHAHA! You shoud've gone for the head!
 * Hawkeye: [aims at the Robot's head] Thanks for the advice. [he fires a arrow and goes right into Classic Metal Sonic's head]
 * Classic Metal Sonic: [malfunctioning] Critical error! Eroooooor... [falls out of the sky before exploding]
 * Rocket Raccoon: What did he just-
 * Thor: He went for the head, obviously.
 * Ultron: [commanding his Ultron Legion] Destroy them my minions!