Clubbing/Transcript

This is the episode script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of DC Super Hero Girls: Super Hero High.

[Theme song]

Principal Waller: Poison Ivy. Grades, exceptional. Community service requirements, met. But in addition to academics, you need social activities.

[The plant gasps]

Principal Waller: Activities with other members. And those other members can't be plants.

[the plant growls]

Principal Waller: Ivy, you must join a club. I'm assigning Connor Lacey and his friends to join their different groups too.

[The plant sighs]

[Meanwhile, to Connor Lacey and the others]

Sci-Ryan: So. Ryan. Any ideas for what club I can join?

Ryagio Dazzle: I think we could do the music club.

Kairia Blaze: We've have been known to sing from time to time.

Chris Dusk: Hello? We sing, like, all the time. It's how we get heroes to do what we want.

Ryagio Dazzle: [Grunts]

Chris Dusk: Wha-what did I say?

Ryagio Dazzle: What you meant to say, is that being in a band is the perfect way to make new friends.

Chris Dusk: Oh. Yeah. What Ryagio said what I meant to say. That is what I meant... To say.

Bertram T. Monkey: And what Evil Anna could have said if she weren't the "worst".

Evil Anna: Don't call me that!

Evil Ryan: Well, Ryan. Connor might want to excuse them.

Ryagio Dazzle: Yeah, they're idiots.

[Kairia twirls one of her pigtails of her hair]

Hawkgirl: The Kryptonian ship landed at 0900 hours. And it's female occupant, where? Where?

Connor Lacey: Barbara, Bumblebee, Hawkgirl. Hi.

Bumblebee: Welcome to the Metropolis Junior Detective Society.

Sci-Ryan: What's that?

Connor Lacey: It's a club for clues and detective work for Supers.

Sci-Ryan: Ummm. I think Poison Ivy cannot join. I am helping her find a club suitable.

Ryagio Dazzle: But, don't worry, Lacey boy. When we join a club, everyone will adore us.

Connor Lacey: Okay. I liked to join your group.

Ryagio Dazzle: Good choice, Connor.

Sci-Ryan: Connor? You’re joining Ryan’s band? Why?

Connor Lacey: Actually, I'm joining the Metropolis Junior Detective Society. Because, if I can use my detective friends, I can free Britney, Blythe, Harley, Ryan, Chris and Kairi from the Dark Energem's power.

Sci-Ryan: Oh, I see.

Ryagio Dazzle: Let’s go see what other clubs there are.

Poison Ivy: Um... Hi?

Miss Martian: [Squeaks]

Starfire: Oh, Miss Martian, Waller won't sign off on the extracurricular hours if you're invisible the whole time.

Chris Dusk: Looks like she's shy.

Sci-Ryan: I guess so. Who are you two?

Starfire: We are the United Planets Club. Wish to join?

Poison Ivy: Actually, I'm from Earth. You probably already have an Earth. [Chuckles nervously] Hopefully.

Sci-Ryan: And Twilight is from Equestria. You know. Since I saw her after the Friendship Games.

Connor Lacey: Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman: Hi, Ivy. I'm Earth. I mean, obviously, I'm not literally Earth. I'm a girl/warrior princess person. I represent Earth.

Poison Ivy: Phew! You're a lifesaver.

Wonder Woman: True, I've saved 691... And 692 lives this semester.

Bumblebee (Robots in Disguise (2015): Do you have a Cybertron?

Miss Martian: Not yet.

Sideswipe (Robots in Disguise (2015): Well, Bumblebee is from Cybertron. He liked to join. Right, sir?

Bumblebee (Robots in Disguise (2015): Of course I would.

Strongarm: Actually, I'm with Connor in the Metropolis Junior Detective Society.

Grimlock (Robots in Disguise (2015): Okay, Strongarm.

[Rock Music Playing]