Thomas' Adventures of Paddington 2/Transcript

This is the script of Thomas' Adventures of Paddington 2.

Opening/'A Few Bear Years Ago'
[The opening logos are shown, then we cut to a bridge over a river in Darkest Peru, set 'A Few Bear Years Ago', set possibly ''after the visit of Montgomery Clyde in the first movie. 2 bears, Lucy and Pastuzo, are seen, having their lunch]''

Thomas: [Narrating] The story of Paddington began almost a few bear years ago in Darkest Peru.

Uncle Pastuzo: Our last rainy season.

Aunt Lucy: Just think, Pastuzo, this time next month, we'll be in London.

Uncle Pastuzo: Where the rivers run with marmalade and the streets are paved with bread.

Aunt Lucy: Did you read the book about London?

Uncle Pastuzo: I skimmed it.

Aunt Lucy: Oh, Pastuzo.

Uncle Pastuzo: Well, reading makes me sleepy. But any city that can come up with this... [takes a bite from his sandwich] is all right by me.

(LUCY SIGHS)

Aunt Lucy: Ooh, Pastuzo, look!

PASTUZO: It's... It's a cub.

Lucy!

Aunt Lucy: Lower me down.

Be careful.

(CUB SCREAMING)

Lower, Pastuzo. Lower.

(Aunt Lucy grabs the cub, who leaps into her arms, just as the log he was on goes over the waterfall)

Uncle Pastuzo: Lucy? Lucy!

Aunt Lucy: I'm afraid we're not going to London after all.

Uncle Pastuzo: Why not?

[Aunt Lucy looks at the cub, who is wearing Pastuzo's hat.]

Aunt Lucy: We've got a cub to raise.

Uncle Pastuzo: What's he like?

Aunt Lucy: Rather small. (the cub sneezes) And rather sneezy. But he likes his marmalade.

Uncle Pastuzo: That's a good sign.

(the cub belches)

Aunt Lucy: Oh, yes, Pastuzo. If we look after this bear, I have a feeling he'll go far.

[As Pastuzo pulls Lucy and the cup up, the camera pans up to the sky]

Thomas: [Narrating] And Aunt Lucy was right.

[Flashbacks of the first Paddington Film]

Present Day London/Paddington's life
Thomas:

Paddington: [Voiceover] Dear Aunt Lucy, I hope all is well in the Home for Retired Bears.

[Judy is in her room, with a telephone on her lap]

Paddington: [VOICEOVER] Judy has been suffering from a broken heart.

Judy: I'm dumped? I think you'll find you're dumped, Tony. [slams the phone down]

The Antique Shop/The Hairdresser Salon
Mr Gruber:

[At the Hairdresser's]

Back in a few minutes, Paddington.

- Ciao ciao.

- Ciao ciao, Mr. Giuseppe.

Good afternoon. Welcome to

Giuseppe's grooming salon.

What can I do for you

today, sir?

A shave? A light pomade?

Or is it just a brush?

- (STORE BELLS JINGLE)

- (GASPS)

Hiro Hamada:

Hiro Hamada: Uh, excuse me, sir?

[The shopkeeper turns up]

Guiseppe: Paddington! Hamada!

Paddington: Mr. Giuseppe. I can explain. It's really not as bad as it looks.

[The fire alarm beeps, and the sprinklers go off]

Hiro Hamada: This isn't gonna look good on our resume. [TURNS to Guiseppe] Are we fired?

The Steam Fair/Window Washers
Later,

GoGo Tomago: I have to admit, Hiro, that coulda gone better.

Thomas: What do you think, guys?

Hiro Hamada: Wow. I mean, this is the first time I've ever seen a steam fair for real.

Merlin: Well, that is a surprise.

Hiro Hamada: I mean, our world is set in the future.

Coco Bandicoot: It's a mix of San Francisco, and Tokyo, the capital city of Japan.

Lexi:

Robbery at Grubers!/Chase/Paddington is arrested
[Evening, near Gruber's antiques. Paddington and Hiro are walking by the shop. They stop to admire the book.]

Paddington: One more day, Aunt Lucy.

Hiro Hamada: Your Aunt Lucy's gonna be so proud of you when she sees the pop-up book of London. She'll remember it for the rest of her life.

[They suddenly hear glass smashing, and run to investigate, but Paddington stops to wipe a smudge off the window of the shop. They see a man climbing onto the roof]

Paddington: Mr Gruber?

[Hiro Hamada notices Marshall Kitty lying on the floor, meowing as if he's in pain]

Hiro Hamada: Are you OK, little kitty?

[He comes toward Marshall Kitty]

Paddington: Come back here with that book!

Hiro Hamada: Yeah, what he said!

Police Officer: Robbery in progress at Gruber's Antiques. Suspects are...

[They chase him all the way to Windsor Gardens, near the newspaper stand]

Thief: All right, all right. You got me.

Hiro Hamada: Hand over that book, sir, and we'll go easy on you.

Thief: 'Fraid I can't do that. Cheerio. [vanishes in a puff of smoke, making Wolfie run away]

[Theo wakes up upon seeing Wolfie run by him]

Hiro Hamada: What the-?

Paddington: But, where did he go?

[The officer turns up]

Police Officer: Hold it right there! Both of you!

Paddington: A,

Police officer: H

[Hiro puts his hands up,

Paddington's Trial
[Next Day, At the courthouse]

BAILIFF: Court will rise.

[Everyone in the room, including the Browns, the neighbours, Mrs Bird, and Hiro Hamada and his friends, all dressed in the same clothes from Tadashi's funeral, with Baymax wearing his bow-tie from  'Fred's Bro-Tillion', rise up.]

Paddington: Deep breath, Paddington. Remember what Mr. Brown said. "You're young. You've done nothing wrong. You'll be fine. So long as you get a fair-minded judge."

Judge: Order, order!

[Hiro recognizes the judge]

Hiro Hamada: Wait... is that...

[Flashback of the man at the barbershop when the sprinklers were on]

Paddington: Oh, dear.

Judge: You'll now hear the case of the Crown versus Paddington Brown.

[Paddington GULPS. Outside, Thomas, Percy, the vehicles, Crash, Coco, and Aku Aku are watching it on a screen Hiro developed.]

Lightning McQueen: I hope this trial goes well.

Cruz Ramirez: Look, Mr McQueen. Mr Gruber's on stage now!

[in the courtroom, Mr Gruber is on the stand]

Mr Gruber: Oh, yes, he loved the book. His heart was set on top of it.

Prosecutor: So you discussed how expensive it was?

Mr Gruber: Yes, but he was earning the money. I refuse to believe that young Mr. Brown would ever burglarize my shop.

All: Exactly.

Wasabi: We know Paddington's innocent.

[Later, a Forensic Investigator is on the stand]

Forensic Investigator Paw prints were found here, here, and here. And a substance, later identified as marmalade, was found here.

Prosecutor: And is this the same marmalade?

[The investigator tastes the marmalade from the jar]

Forensic Investigator: Yes, it is.

(everyone is worried. Later, Hiro Hamada is on the stand]

Prosecutor: Mr Hamada.

Hiro Hamada: Yes, your honor?

Prosecutor: Were you involved in the burglary of the book?

Hiro Hamada: No, I can't say that i did, and I never ever will. I followed Paddington after the thief that took it.

Prosecutor: Are you sure?

Hiro Hamada: Honest, I am, your honor. I swear it on Baymax's life.

Prosecutor: Who is... Baymax?

[Baymax pops up behind her]

Baymax: Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

[everyone laughs, minus the judge]

Prosecutor: Well, Mr Hamada, your alibi checks out. You definitely couldn't have been the robber, since you were chasing the robber the bear claims he was chasing.

[Mayor Humdinger, in disguise, is watching. He whispers something to Phoenix in the audience. Later, Phoenix is on the stand]

Clerk of the court: Phoenix Buchanan, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Phoenix: May my entrails be plucked forth and wound about my neck should I deceive. I do.

Fred: What does that mean?

Prison is no laughing matter.

And I should know, I spent

three years in Les Misrables.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Mr. Buchanan,

you live on the same street

- as the defendant?

- I do.

And you were an eye witness to the events that night?

Phoenix: Indeed I was. I was up late, when I became aware of a hullabaloo in the street below. I went to my awards room, which is a large room overlooking the newspaper kiosk, and I saw young Paddington riding a rather disreputable-looking hound, with the young Mr Hamada following him.

Prosecutor: Mary Brown drew this based on the bear's description of the man he claims he and Hiro Hamada were chasing. Did you see him on the street that night?

Phoenix: Oh, a handsome devil, isn't he? Hmm? Dazzling eyes.

Prosecutor: Yes, but did you see him? Of course, we know Mr Hamada was only involved in the chase, and is not classed a robber, but your answer will tell us whether the bear is guilty. Did you see this man?

Phoenix: Alas..... I did not.

(ALL GASP)

Phoenix:: But perhaps he'd already vanished. I beg you, have mercy on him. He is but a cub!

Paddington in Jail/The First Clue for the villains
[

Thomas [Narrating]: Paddington might be in jail, but he was not going to have his Aunt Lucy be unhappy about the sudden turn of events.

Laundry/Canteen/Meeting Knuckles
[Later, in the canteen, all the prisoners are in pink uniforms, and are glaring at Paddington, who is also in a pink uniform.]

The Clues Come Together/Knuckles' Breakout Proposition
Hiro Hamada: Come on, guys. Did we give up when we stopped Professor Callaghan before he hurt Krei?

Wasabi, GoGo, Honey, and Fred: No.

Hiro Hamada: No. And did we give up when we saved Paddington from that wicked Millicent Clyde?

Wasabi, GoGo, Honey, and Fred: No.

Hiro Hamada: Exactly. And did we give up when we saved Aunt Cass when she was on that runaway train?

GoGo Tomago: Oh, you had to bring that up.

Wasabi: Yes, but this is a different case altogether, Hiro. We need to prove Paddington's innocence, and as Mr Brown said, we don't have any proof.

Honey Lemon: Yes, Almost anyone in Windsor Gardens could be the thief, and maybe Phoenix is totally innocent.

Lexi: That's right, Hiro. We helped Thomas save his friend James, and we saved Paddington from Millicent Clyde before. When we put our minds together, we can do anything!

Theo: No, uhhh, we... we can't do anything.

Merlin: But we can try!

Mrs Bird: Your steam train friends are right, Hiro. We'll make the plan, and put it into action, tomorrow.

[Later, at the Prison]

Thomas: [Narrating] Later, at Portobello prison...

Train Chase/Defeating the Villains/Rescuing Paddington
[The escape plane is high above the countryside]

REPORTER: (ON RADIO): ...seven o'clock. Here's the news from the BBC. Four convicts made a daring escape from Portobello Prison last night. The prisoners all appear to have vanished without a trace.

(Knuckles, Phibs, and Spoons cheer)

REPORTER: (ON RADIO): Except Paddington Brown, who was seen boarding a fair train bound for Bristol. Police are closing in and expect to make an arrest soon.

(Knuckles turns the radio off)

Phibs: Poor little fella.

[On the circus train, Phoenix is heading to the organ]

Phoenix: Well, Grandfather, the moment of truth.

[Outside, Dr Neo Cortex:

Mayor Humdinger: Cortex! Thomas and Big Hero 6 are approaching!

Dr Neo Cortex: On it!

Wasabi: Alright, Mayor Humdinger, Phoenix, your reign of terror ends here!

Mayor Humdinger: Yeah! That way you're never gonna know that I'm also doing this as part on revenge on you and Thomas the Tank Engine for defeating me and Millicent Clyde in the first movie!

[everyone stares]

Mayor Humdinger: Uhh, perhaps i said too much.

Thomas: Well, let's be clear on one thing, Humdinger, you and your allies won't get away with it!

Conrad: Oh, won't we?

GoGo Tomago: Whoa. 2 words for you, builder boy; diet, and excerise.

Conrad: Technically, that's 3 words!

Dr Neo Cortex: Well, Mr Hamadork, even as we speak, Phoenix Buchanan is getting the treasure from Madame Koslova's organ, and then he's gonna use it to make his West End performance a reality!

Percy: Not going to happen!

Aunt Lucy's Birthday/Happy Ending for Everyone, Even Phoenix
[at Windsor Gardens]

JONATHAN: Paddington!

- Where am I?

- Take it easy now.

Mrs Bird: You gave us a wee scare, but you're home now.

Paddington: Home?

That's right. Look. [holds up a newspaper, with the headline: 'Actor Arrested, Paddington Freed!' on it]

The police realized they'd made a terrible mistake.

Wasabi: Phoenix Buchanan and his cohorts have been arrested, especially Diesel 10 and Mayor Humdinger.

GoGo Tomago: That will serve them right for trying to get revenge on Thomas the Tank Engine.

Henry Brown: and Phoenix, I might add, is no longer a member of our Platinum Club.

- Then...

- You're a free bear.

Paddington: How long have I been asleep?

- JONATHAN: Three days.

Paddington: Three days?

Honey Lemon: Yes. We all had to take shifts to watch you get better.

Hiro Hamada: But it was worth it.

Thomas: Yes, it was.

Paddington: But that means...

Hiro Hamada: Yep. It's Aunt Lucy's birthday.

Paddington: And I never sent her anything.

Mary Brown: It's all right, Paddington.

Paddington: But it isn't all right, Mrs. Brown. You see, Aunt Lucy did so much for me when I was a cub. Without her, I'd never have come to London.

Fred: And you never would have met the Browns, or us, or had the adventures we had in these 2 movies!

And I suppose

all I ever really wanted

was to make her proud.

But now she's going to wake up

on her birthday

with no present

and think

I've let her down completely.

Aunt Lucy: Oh, Paddington!

Paddington: Happy Birthday, Aunt Lucy.

''[The screen fades to black. As Jumping The Line [by Tobago and d'Lime] plays, several scrapbook images pop up: Aunt Lucy meeting the Browns for the first time, then of her touring London, then of Knuckles, Phibs, and Spoons being released from prison, then Knuckles opening a tearoom, with sales going through the roof, then, of newspaper achievements, such as Mary Brown swimming the channel, of Judy's newspaper now taking on staff, Jonathan opeing a steam train club, Henry Brown  being promoted to Head of Risk Analaysis, then, of Phoenix losing his endorsement, and being sentenced in court. then the picture on the newspaper fades into the courtroom]''

Judge: Phoenix Buchanan. You have proved yourself to be a heinous criminal, and a disgrace to the noble profession of acting.

[Phoenix sobs in anguish]

Judge: I sentence you and your cohorts to 10 years. and I suggest that you all use your time behind bars wisely.

Phoenix: I shall.

[IN Portobello Prison, Six Months Later]

[Phoenix, now in a pink prison uniform, dances along the prisoners, including Sailor John, Mayor Humdinger, Cortex, Conrad, and the Kitten Catastrophe Crew, all wearing pink prison uniforms as well]

Phoenix:

Listen to the rain on the roof go

Pit pitty pat, pit pitty pat

Pitty

Sit kitty cat

We won't get home for hours

Relax and listen to the rain on the roof go

Plunk planka plink,

plunk planka plink

Planka

Let's have a drink

And shelter from the showers

Rain, rain, don't go away

Fill up the sky

Rain through the night

We'll stay cozy and dry

Listen to the rain on the roof go

Pit pitty pat, plunka plink

Plank

Pity that it's not a hurricane

Listen, plink, to the lovely rain!

[the crowd cheers]

Phoenix: Thank you. Thank you. Well, it seems I didn't need the West End after all. Just... a captive audience!

(CHEERING CONTINUES, and the other villains roll their eyes)

Phoenix: What am I like? Guards, lock me up! Oh, wait, you have. (CHUCKLES)

[Credits Music:

Epilogue: The Chaos Crew
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