Cosmos Rising (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Cosmos Rising (Sonic: Adventures in Equestria)

A Long Time Ago/Eggman's Newest Plan/Enter D-Fekt
[The story begins in the past, of a chaotic land the Royal Sisters, Queen Novo and the King Of Abssinya are in armor looking around a chaotic version of Equestria]

Discord: [narrating] It was a long, long time ago... now I know what you're all thinking...this is all my fault...

Princess Luna: [in armor with the Elements of Loyalty, Kindness and Generosity around her neck] Did you find him?

Princess Celestia: [in armor with the Elements Of Honesty, Laughter, and Magic] [lands] He'll turn up. He always does.

Discord: [narrating] Now, if you've known me from before I was reformed, you would maybe be right.

Queen Novo: [in armor] [serious] If we don't get this under control now, we may not be able to reverse all the damage.

Voice: We have him.

Discord: [narrates] Indeed they did have me.

[King Aspen throws him to the ground and the rulers glare at him]

Discord: Ow! Easy on the horns.

Discord: [narrating] Ah, there I am. I'm going to reiterate here that this was not my fault.

King Aspen: [glares at Discord] Quiet! Do you have any idea how far you've gone!

Princess Celestia: [glares at him] Discord! This isn't one of your mere annoyances, you're destroying the very fabric of our world! Stop this at once!

King Of Abssinya: [with a bandage on his ear] [worried] It's happening at a frantic rate... has he ever been this crazed before?

Princess Luna: [worried] Discord! Stop before more are injured!

[Equestria is thrown out of whack due to the chaos and Valentine themed related things]

Discord: [fearful] IT ISN'T ME DOING THIS!

[suddenly a giant talon comes down nearly on everyone]

Discord: [scared] Oh no...

Voice: [playfully sinister] [feminine] Now, now it's not nice to touch things that aren't yours. Return him to me.

Royals: [look in shock]

Luna: [shocked] Who...what are you?

Discord: [hiding behind Celestia in fear] Save me from her please! Get rid of her and this all goes back to normal, I swear it will take all of us, even me!

Princess Celestia: [glares at him] ...If we help you now, will you turn yourself in?

Discord: [scared] YES! Anything you want! I'll swear off the hijinks for good! I'll clean the castle! I'll start a youth group! JUST STOP HER!

Voice: [sinisterly singsong while literally tearing the fabric of reality apart] Oh Diiiiiiiiscord!

King Of Abssinya: [worried] We're running out of time!

Royals/Discord: [uses their magic and artifacts to blast the being]

Voice: NO! DISCORD STOP THEM!

Discord: [smirks] What was that dear? I can't hear you over all the chaos.

Being: NOOOO!!! [gets turned into six stars that are spread across the galaxy]

[everyone collapses in exhaustion]

Princess Celestia: [glares angrily at Discord] Discord, you are to report to the palace at once, you and I are going to have a very long discussion about over who that was and what just happened.

Discord: Oh! Yes, about that... [snaps his fingers]

[all the royals get put to sleep]

Discord: [with a mixing bowl] I can't let any of you remember this. Wake up and think it was me. There wasn't anyone else here. It was all me. [he looks up to the sky to see six stars shaped into a heart] [sadly] Goodbye, Cosmos... [sets down a cake that says 'Sorry About The Mess' XOXOX Discord] [disappears in a puff of smoke]

Princess Celestia: [groggily wakes up before looking in confusion]

[Meanwhile, in the present, Dr. Eggman walks up to a green crystal and takes it from its stand]

Dr. Eggman: Ragnium! My ultimate weapon. Power to fuel my revenge. Revenge against Sonic! [laughs]

[Eggman then walks up to a robot he made and activates it]

Dr. Eggman: Behold, buffoon-bots! RagnaBot. My greatest creation! This magnificent robot will suck every gram of Ragnium from the area and fuel my EggBot Racers to glorious VICTORY against Sonic.

Cubot: [worried] It's the scrap heap for us, for sure.

Orbot: [worried] Looks like the boss has a new favorite.

Dr. Eggman: [puts down the Ragnium Crystal he picked up] Activating Ragnium magnets now!

RagnaBot: Command integrated! [activates its' magnets but somehow manages to get some sunflowers stuck to its' head]

Dr. Eggman: [annoyed] Bah! The magnets are supposed to attract RAGNIUM, not this junk. Your "eco-magnets" are really harshing my mellow. You are MADE of FAIL. "RagnaBot"... bah! I should have given you a name that befits your unsatisfactory performance, like Disappoint-a-tron 20,or Botch-bot, or Fiasco 500... or better yet, D-FEKT!

Orbot: Good thing the boss is strict.

Dr. Eggman: I'm leaving, D-Fekt. The very sight of you sickens me! And get a shave! You look like a hipster with that ridiculous beard!

D-Fekt: Command integrated! [removes the sunflowers from its' head before noticing Eggman is gone] Are you not satsifyed?

The World returns to normal/Cosmos Gets Sent to the Moon/Remembering to Defeat Neo Metal/Happy Ending
[Everything and everyone that Cosmos changed returns to nornal as Team Sonic transform back from their Super Forms]

Spike: [relieved] Everything's returned to normal!

Cream: [happily] Discord, you did it, you saved us all!

Discord: [hugs Cream and Cheese] WE did it, we all did, my friends!

Nyx: [dizzy] Ugh, I think my head's still spinning from getting turned into a carosuel.

Lightning Dust: Oh, you THINK you had it bad, I was a FISH!

Moondancer: Just be thankful the transformation wasn't permaneant.

Sugar Belle: Spike, I would suggest you walk for a bit, you just ate your weight in carats.

Party Favor: Yeah, you'll get heartburn if you lay down.

Spike: Understood.

Sonic: [breaths a sigh of relief] Glad that's over, I was beginning to wonder if that Cosmos gal would ever shut up!

Shadow: Agreed.

Tails: [looks at the unconsious forms of the Mane Six, the Princesses, Starlight, Trixie and Sunset] But what about them?

Knuckles: [feels for their pulses] They'll be alright, just give them some time and they'll come to.

Dr. Eggman: Easy for you say, whatever that monster was completely ruined the mine so it's impossible to mine Ragnium here again. [gets no response] Anybody? Little help. [he begins to fall from where he was dangelling] LOTS OF HELP!

[Sonic catches him just in time]

Sonic: [streches his back in place] My back is never gonna be the same.

Cosmos: [breathes weakly and sees Discord] [grins darkly] Do you think this is the last you've seen of me? That you've defeated me?!

Discord: [smirks triumphantly] You're powerless...darling.

Cosmos: [laughs coldly] Fools! I'll regain my power and you'll be sorry when I start ripping those gems out of your little dragon.

Spike: [yelps and hides behind Vector]

Cosmos: [darkly grins] It's only a matter of time...[looks at each of them darkly] You cannot destroy malice! You'll all be sorry! [looks at Team Sonic with a dark grin] And be sure to tell your dear Princesses that there were excellent hosts and I would love it if they served me again.

Omega: Request denied! [take aim at Cosmos]

Shadow: [his eyes start glowing red in anger]

Discord: [serious] [in a Ghostbusters costume] No...we're done, this is over. Now, how about we-

[a massive beam of multi-colored magic blasts at Cosmos and she screams as she gets blasted out the mines and into Space]

[everyone looks in shock and sees who blasted her]

[The Princesses were panting and sweating heavily with their eyes glowing white and their pupils in rage glaring darkly at where Cosmos stood, in addition, the manes and tails of Twilight, Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Sunset, Trixie, Starlight and Cadance were flowing furiously, though after a few seconds, they calm down, returning to normal]

Twilight Sparkle: And that's why you don't mess with a princess!

Sonic: I'll be darned if I didn't say that was the coolest thing I ever saw!

Appleboom: Are you all okay?

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, don't worry, we're all probably gonna need therapy to recover from this, but other than that, we're fine.

Princess Celestia: Wait, how did we even get here?

Princess Luna: I'm learning it's better not to ask.

Dr. Eggman: Well. I suppose I should show some sort of appreciation. [grabs D-Fekt from some rubble] Here.

Sticks: Ador-O-Bot 2000!

Emerl: He's okay!

Dr. Eggman: [remorseful] I'm so sorry about the way I treated you. All you wanted was to give me love, and I returned that with contempt. If I'd only known... [sinisterly] I wouldn't have let the most powerful mech I've ever built defect to Team Sonic! Oh well...

Tails: [upgrades D-Fekt a little, putting a limit on his magnets] There, you should be as harmless as a puppy now.

D-Fekt: Thanks Tails.

Dr. Eggman: Well I would say those words... you know... those words I can't seem to say.

Sticks: Thank you!

Dr. Eggman: That's them. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go review my insurance policy and see if it covers "act of Bot". [flies away in the Egg Mobile]

Sonic: Even with insurance, the deductible's gonna kill him. That's how they get you.

Mighty: Uh, aren't we forgetting something? [looks at Neo Metal, who was still frozen in place]

Gmerl: Oh, right.

[Gmerl quickly unfreezes Neo Metal, knocking the Chaos Emeralds out of him in the process, the Emeralds quickly go back to Angel Island, while Sonic spindashes into Neo Metal just to make sure he stays down]

Gamma: Mission complete!

Rarity: Yeah, so, uh, can anypony explain to us what happened while we were gone?

Twilight Sparkle: And more importantly, did we find all the stars?

Discord: [holding a book] Ah... Allow me to explain... Once upon a time, a LONG long tme ago...

[The scene swtiches back to Canterlot, where Team Sonic, the Chaotix, Discord, Spike, D-Fekt, Mighty, Ray, Sticks, Omega, Gamma, Emerl, Gmerl, Big Mac, Zecora, Lightning Dust, Moondancer, Sugar Belle, Double Diamond, Party Favor, Night Glider, Shining Armor, Gilda, Thorax, the CMC, Nyx, Snowdrop and Gabby were getting medals of honor from the Princesses]

Princess Celestia: I can't say that I'm happy with your past actions, Discord, but you've payed your dues on them.

Princess Cadance: Yeah, you showed Cosmos the true magic of friendship while also bringing me and the rest of the princesses back and saving Equestria from a severe threat!

Sonic: Well, he probably wouldn't have done it without us!

Pinkie Pie: I'll admit, today was fun, even if my body was being controlled for most of it.

Twilight Sparkle: [holding a book and a quill] Now, Discord, what's the approximate date Cosmos was originally hurtled into space? Why do you think her magic was split into six pieces?

Fluttershy: Maybe we should give him some time to process before all the questions?

Twilight Sparkle: But Fluttershy, we missed out on another adventure because we were possessed by a crazy monster, it's like when were taken over by the Nightmare Forces all over again, I need to interview everyone who was present for my notes!

Cream: You can talk to Discord later Miss Twilight, for now, let's just enjoy a peaceful night.

Spike: [holding plates of food] But when you do write those notes down, make sure to write down that I'm the real hero. Those gems gave me indigestion.

[Everyone laughs as the screen fades to black]