Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents - Fairly Odd Baby/Transcript

Here's the transcript of Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents - Fairly Odd Baby.

Prologue
(The movie starts at the 100 Acre Wood, where Pooh and his friends [Along with The Justice Acre Wood Brood (excluding Timmy Turner, Cosmo, and Wanda) and Zazu] are waiting) (Then, Loud Family just arrived) (Then, Olive, Tai, and his friends had also arrived) (Sora comes in) (Then Ash and his friends arrived too) (Then it was Joe) (Meanwhile were others are, Simba was drinking from the pond, and usually…) (Petrie comes in) (Then Pooh, Ash, Tai, and his friends had arrived) (Then, Zordon and Alpha 5 arrived) (Then, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance and Shining Armor has arrived too) (So they on Gummie Ship and it set to blast off) (And So Pooh, Ash, Littlefoot, Simba, Sora, Tino, Tommy, Alex, SpongeBob, and Twilight are off to Dimmsdale)
 * Rabbit: What’s taking Tai and others so long? They should be here.
 * Peck: Don't worry Rabbit, Olive is getting right now.
 * Zazu: Well good thing we have a Genius kid on our side. Besides, I couldn’t get these kids and their Digimon up myself.
 * Otis: Sure you would, Zazu.
 * Pig: Hey, I think I see the car coming in.
 * Lincoln: Hey, guys.
 * Tigger: Why it's Lincoln Loud and his sisters.
 * Piglet: Glad you guys could make it.
 * Lynn: Like we would miss having an adventure with our cousin's favorite pals.
 * Rita Loud: Hello everyone.
 * Zazu: But why you have to bring your parents along?
 * Luan: They wanted to see what we do with you guys from time to time.
 * Lynn Loud Sr.: You inspire our kids so much on these adventures...
 * Rita Loud: We wanted to explore with you
 * Winnie the Pooh: Well welcome abroad.
 * Eeyore: So anyway, where’s Olive and the DigiDestined now?
 * Piglet: Well Eeyore, I think I see them coming now.
 * Olive Doyle: Hi, everyone. I'm back!
 * Rabbit: It’s about time, what took you all so long?
 * Tai Kamiya: (Laughs weirdly) Well, you know.
 * Piglet: Oh, Tai, you overslept again, didn't you?
 * Izzy Izumi: Well, how you every guest?
 * Tigger: It's the thought that counts, Issy-Boy.
 * Agumon: We tried to get him up.
 * Matt Ishida: Yeah, but he never listens to any of us until Olive showed up.
 * Olive Doyle: And it’s a good thing that I had Zhane to help me to wake him up.
 * Eeyore: If you ask me, that nobody is. Where are Sora, Mimi, and Joe?
 * Sora Takenouchi: Hey, wait. Don't start without us, sorry we're late.
 * Winnie the Pooh: It's fine, Sora. But where’s Mimi?
 * Rabbit: She’s probably shopping in some mall or something.
 * Leni: The mall? I should have gone with her.
 * Lori: Maybe another time Leni.
 * Leni: Ok.
 * Lincoln: Wait, there's Mimi now.
 * Mimi Tachikawa: Oh, get out of their, Palmon. You're too heavy to push.
 * Palmon: Mimi, how's that gonna look? I suppose to look like a baby.
 * Mimi Tachikawa: You just grow up, now get out.
 * T.K Takaishi: Thanks for letting us coming along for having a mission with you guys.
 * Tigger: (Laughs) No problems, T.K.!
 * Winnie the Pooh: It really nice that you all coming with us for this mission, ???.
 * Kari Kamiya: We really appreciate it.
 * Tai Kamiya: Well then, let’s get going.
 * Abby: Hold It! We can't just leave yet, Tai.
 * Tai Kamiya: Wow, man! What do you mean of "We can't just leave yet", Abby? We’re ready to go the mission.
 * Abby: I know we are Tai but are we missing someone else?
 * Zazu: Ha! Apparently, Joe and Gomamon haven’t arrived yet.
 * Olive Doyle: I know, what's taking them so long? I mean it doesn't take them that long to get here.
 * Ash Ketchum: Hey! Hey you guys! Over here!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Ash.
 * Tai Kamiya: Nice of you, Misty and Brock, to drop in again.
 * Misty: Thanks, Tai.
 * Brock: So is everyone ready? Littlefoot, Simba, Sora, Spongebob, Bugs, Thomas, Alex, Tino, Twilight, Tommy and the others are waiting for us.
 * Tigger: Yeah, let’s get the show on the…
 * Familiar Voice (VO): STOP!
 * All: Huh?!
 * Joe Kido: I wanna come too! Don't start to I get there! I love Pooh's Adventures, hold on!
 * Tai Kamiya: Alright, we won't start without you.
 * Timon: Tim brand!! (laughs) Sorry, Simba. But you know are you the wet one who so big. Up, Pumba. (Pumba drag Tromo to Dane) You guineas!
 * Littlefoot: You're late.
 * Petrie: Oh sorry, Petrie, uh-- Take big nap. (Yawning) So, uh, what me miss?
 * Cera: We're still waiting for Pooh, Ash, Tai, and the others to show up because they have a special plan for us.
 * Simba: I wonder what’s keeping them?
 * Sora (KH): Don’t worry, Simba. I’m sure they’ll be here very soon.
 * Donald Duck: You said it!
 * Marty: I don't get it. It's not like that Pooh to be late.
 * Melman: Do you think something's wrong?
 * -Well, I don't know and I don't care.
 * Pumbaa: Didn’t they tell you what they’re up to, ??? ?
 * -They’re saying we gonna had a mission.
 * Littlefoot: Say that again?
 * Ducky: A new mission? Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes!
 * Cera: But Ducky, we don't know anything about this mission unless they told us.
 * Ducky: Oh, yes. That is right. We don't even know that this mission is really good or not.
 * Simba: (Laughs) I think we should wait until they get here, so they can tell us themselves.
 * Mickey Mouse: Good idea, Simba.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: I really hope that this new quest filled with much imagination
 * Eugene Krabs: Well, uh, I guess you’re right, Simba and SpongeBob.
 * -I wonder who else they're bringing along.
 * -Whoever it is. It's going to be lots of fun.
 * Tommy Oliver: So where are they now?
 * Alex: Hey, they are coming now!
 * Ash Ketchum: Hey guys, sorry were little late.
 * Sora (KH): Don’t worry, Ash. We’re just eating a feat that Austin & Ally prepared for us before going on today's mission with you guys.
 * Mickey Mouse: Yeah, Ash. Don’t worry about us.
 * Donald Duck: Yeah, we're pretty strong by ourselves.
 * Kairi: Yeah, no worries.
 * Tino Tonitini: So what this mission is about?
 * Winnie the Pooh: Well, Zordon says that he'll explain everything once he arrives.
 * Familiar Voice: And we're here now.
 * Sora: Zordon!
 * Alpha 5: Hello, everyone.
 * Timon: And Alpha 5!
 * Riku: Glad you two could make it.
 * ???: Not just them.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia?! Princess Luna?! Princess Cadance?! Shining Armor?! What are you guys doing here?!
 * Shining Armor: We just help Zordon for today’s mission.
 * Princess Celestia: Plus, we thought if we take a break from ruling Equestria and join you on this adventure.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But what about your kingdom and Flurry Heart?
 * Princess Cadance: Don't worry. We have a sitter to watch over her and the kingdom.
 * Ash Ketchum: So you said that we had a mission for us, Zordon?
 * Zordon: I did. A few months ago, I mentioned a new powerful child being born.
 * Princess Celestia: So we started looking for the parents of this new child.
 * Princess Luna: Regretfully, we haven't found them yet.
 * Alpha 5: However, after miles of searching, we found the area where the baby is going to be.
 * Rocky DeSantos: Where is it?
 * Alpha 5: It places you all know well, Dimmsdale.
 * Trinket: Dimmsdale?!?! That's where Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda are.
 * Grandpa Longneck:
 * Aisha Campbell: So do you think they're having the baby?
 * Billy Cranston: Only time will tell.
 * Ttark: But for now, let's all head over there and greet them.
 * Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. Let's go.
 * -The sooner we get to Dimmsdale the better.
 * -You said it.
 * Gordon: Yeah, can't wait to see them again.
 * Rarity: Me too.
 * Misty: There's just one problem.
 * Lor McQuarrie: What's that, Misty?
 * Misty: How do we get there?
 * Goofy: Let’s use the Gummie Ship that holds 500 people.
 * Winnie the Pooh: I couldn't agree more. [Chuckles]
 * Sora (KH): Well then, Dimmsdale, here we come!
 * Donald Duck: Blast off!

Desperation for a Baby/Who's having the Baby?
(The scene begins in Dimmsdale where Wanda as an airplane flies over the park) (Timmy opens pad shoot) (Suddenly Cosmo and Wanda sobs even harder) (All day, Cosmo and Wanda get distracted by babies making Timmy crashing into a bird fountain and get eaten by a shark. Meanwhile, at Turners House, the heroes get bored waiting for Timmy ) (Suddenly Timmy crashed into the roof and onto his bed.) (Flashback to when Cosmo was born in Fairy World) (Suddenly Baby Cosmo turns Jorgen into a bomb and exploded Fairy World) (Flashback ends) (Wanda poofs up a giant version of Da Rules) (Suddenly, the gang is teleport to Fairy World's Fairy Academy) (Cosmo and Wanda makes the wish but nothing happened) (The next day) (Suddenly Cosmo barfs on Timmy) (Cosmo and Wanda laughed)
 * Wanda: Hello ladies and gentlemen. This is your airplane speaking. If our look our your right side of my armpit, you'll see we're right over Dimmsdale Park.
 * Timmy Turner: Cool! Geronimo! (jumps off the plane)
 * Cosmo: Timmy, pull my finger. I mean, ripcord.
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks, Cosmo. It sure is comforting to know that my fairy godparents are always there to protect me
 * Cosmo: Sure thing, Timmy. We never let you down
 * Wanda: (turned into a dog) Aww. What a cute baby.
 * Cosmo: WHERE!?!? (disappears leaving Timmy to fall and turns into a dog) You're right, Wanda. This is the cutest one yet.
 * Timmy Turner: I WISH I HAD ANOTHER!!! (crashes) parachute.
 * Cosmo: Timmy, watch where you're falling! You almost hit the baby!
 * Wanda: Oh, look Cosmo, there's another one
 * Mom: (feeding her baby) Oh, do you like the weird pink and green dogs, then mommy well get you some because you're mommy's, precious baby. And I can't imagine why any couple wouldn't have their very own baby.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Awwww. (then suddenly cries)
 * Timmy Turner: Cosmo, Wanda, what's gotten into you two. You're supposed to be my parachute! (sees the mom) Uh, I mean, roll over?
 * Mom: Are these oddly-colored, hysterically dog yours, little boy?
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, yeah. There are... Alaskian blubber hounds
 * Mom: Did they ever had puppies? I bet they make the cutest baby blubber hounds.
 * Timmy Turner: Uh, that's great. Have a nice day with your baby. Come on your two. Let's get back to sky diving.
 * Abby: Got any threes?
 * Freddy: Go Fish.
 * Ruby: Got any nines?
 * Bugs Bunny: Here you go.
 * Lisa: Lynn, do you possess any sevens?
 * Lynn: Hope you've got gas in your boat.
 * Lisa: Pardon? I have no aquatic vehicles.
 * Lynn: Cause you're going fishing! Lori, you seemed pretty interested in deuces last round. Got any?
 * Iago: I can't take it any more Where is the world is Timmy?
 * Daffy Duck: Yeah he was supposed to be here an hour ago.
 * Squidward Tentacles: Oh will you quit worrying.
 * Percy: Yeah he'll be here any moment.
 * Scootaloo: When? It's not like he's gonna fall out of the sky.
 * Apple Bloom: Apparently he can.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Hey Timmy.
 * Timmy Turner: (angry) Hey guys.
 * Louie: Why are you in such a bad mood?
 * Huey: Yeah, you usually have the time of life right now.
 * Timmy Turner: I would be if some people weren't totally distracted and ignoring me!
 * Wanda: Did you hear something, Cosmo?
 * Cosmo: (putting a diaper on) Nope. Ow! Pin!
 * Timmy Turner: Well look at Cosmo and Wanda.
 * Carver Descartes: I don't see it.
 * James the Red Engine: It looks like they're doing normal grownup things.
 * Freddy: Yeah, Wanda taking up knitting and Cosmo putting a diaper on himself.
 * Timmy Turner: Exactly! Wanda's knitting booties and Cosmo's wearing a diaper. Ok, he wears them all the time. But not when you're knitting booties. It's like you guys are all distracted by baby stuff
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Don't say the "B" word!
 * Leni: What "B" word? Baby?
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Why do you torture us?!?!
 * Leni: Sorry.
 * Launchpad: And I thought Baby Lily would act like a baby.
 * Lynn Loud Sr.: True, but our baby is growing out of being a baby.
 * Scrooge McDuck: So if you two want a baby, then stop acting like babies, have a baby of your own.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: You all said the B word 7 times.
 * Aisha Campbell: We don't get the picture. What's so depressing about having a, "you know what"?
 * Kairi: Yeah don't you have them anymore?
 * Wanda: Oh, it's not that simple, Kairi. Fairies can't have babies whenever they want.
 * Timmy Turner: Why not?
 * Cosmo: Well, it all started when the last baby was born in Fairy World.
 * Bagherra: Who was that?
 * Cosmo: ME!!!
 * Young Jorgen Von Strangle: Cooche-Cooche coo. You're so cute.
 * Young Jorgen Von Strangle: And deadly!
 * Rabbit: Oh yes. I see what you mean.
 * Eugene Krabs: No kidding.
 * Cera: If you were just a big as a problem as a baby then today.
 * Cosmo: In fact, I was so cute and deadly, that after I came along, The Supreme Fairy Council said, "They never wanted anything like me to ever happen again."
 * Eeyore: It figures.
 * Princess Cadence: Babies can be unpredicable.
 * Wanda: And besides, Fairies live forever, so there's really no need to have babies of our own.
 * Cosmo: That's why we get godkids instead. To fill the void! (sucks on his thumb)
 * Timmy Turner: Wow, I never knew you guys wanted to have your own baby. Actually, might be kind of cool to have a little godbrother or sister. Hey, how 'bout I just wish us up a baby.
 * Wanda: Oh, Timmy, you can't just wish us up a baby. Can you?
 * Genie: Better check the rules on this.
 * Timmy Turner: Things that can't be wished for: Winning a contest, Falling in Love, ...Nope. Nothing in here says I can't. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish you guys were having a...
 * ???: STOP!!!
 * Baloo: Oh what now!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: There has been a disturbance in fairy force. Someone was just about to wish for the "B" word. (sees our heroes) Ahh, you guys. Big surprise.
 * Petrie: Who that big giant?
 * Wanda: That's Jorgen von Stangle. The toughest fairy in the universe.
 * Phineas Flynn: So what are we doing here?
 * Toby: Probably stopping about wishing the "you know what".
 * Timmy Turner: Well, there's nothing in the rules that says I can't wish for the "B" word.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ha. That is where you are wrong, Timmy Turner! (looks at Da Rules) Um, No wishing yourself into a fairy, No wishing somebody back to life. No Tom Cruise. Darn it! I must remember to write down these new rules! (checks his pocket) Here it is. I wrote it on a sticky note but never offically put it in. You win this round, Timmy Turner. But be warned, you have...
 * Timmy Turner: Idea what I wished for. Blah, blah, bad idea, blah, blah, consquences. Enough! I wish Cosmo and Wanda would have a baby!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, what gives? Nothing happened.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ha! This is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner. Your wish will come true, but this only...
 * Timmy Turner: The beginning, blah, blah, have no idea what I've done, blah, blah, you'll be watching us, blah, blah.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH A SENTENCE!?!? Now go, while the camera pushes in on me, dramatically. Too much! Back off!
 * Mickey Mouse: Oh, don't be such a worry fairy, Jorgen.
 * Mia: Yeah, we'll take extra care of this new fairy baby.
 * Aladdin: Besides, it will probably about a few days before the baby kicks in.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah. What could possibly go wrong?
 * Timmy Turner: Cosmo, Wanda, we're back. Is my totally new and pudgy godbrother or sister here yet?
 * Origami Tobiichi: Hey, what gives Cosmo?
 * Pumbaa: Yeah, why did you barf on Timmy?
 * Timmy Turner: What's so funny?
 * Cosmo: What's wrong with me? Duh. Having a "B" word here.
 * Tigger: Wait, You're having the baby?!?! (gasps and sutters) What?!?!
 * Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
 * Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
 * Olive Doyle: What?
 * Andrea: What?!?
 * Lincoln: What!?!
 * Loud Sisters: What!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Phineas Flynn: What!?
 * Candace Flynn: What?
 * Isabella: What?
 * Burford: What?
 * Baljeet: What?
 * Fireside Girls: What?
 * Katie Knight: What?!?!
 * Otis: Wha--?!?
 * Pip, Abby, Pig Freddy, and Peck: Say what?!
 * Ash Ketchum: What?!
 * Littlefoot: What?
 * Cera: WHAT?!?!
 * Guido: What?
 * Simba: What?
 * Nala: What?
 * Timon: What?!
 * Pumbaa: What?!?
 * Zazu: What?!
 * Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
 * Goofy: Huh?
 * Kairi: Huh?!
 * Daffy Duck: What?!
 * Genie: [Gasp]
 * Tino Tonitini: Um, what?
 * Carver Descartes: What?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what?!
 * Doraemon: What?!
 * Sue, Big G, Sneech: What?!
 * Trinket: What?!
 * Shido Itsuka: What?!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: What?!
 * Patrick Star: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy Cheeks: Huh?!?!
 * Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!?
 * The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
 * Woody Woodpecker: WHAT?!?!?
 * Ttark: WHAT?!?!?
 * Thomas: WHAT?!
 * Percy: What?
 * James: What?
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?!
 * Spike the Dragon: What?
 * Rarity: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: WHAT?!?!
 * Pinkie Pie: WHAT?!?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! This is totally unbelievable and impossible!
 * Pip: Yeah she's right, I thought only females could have babies?
 * Wanda: Oh, fellas, everybody knows it's the boy fairy that has the baby.
 * King Louie: Crazy.
 * Cosmo: Guys, we really need to have a serious talk about The Birds and the Bee Gees.
 * Trinket: What does that have to do with anything?

Baby Shower/Cosmo gets lost
The baby's magic is good and spreads goodness. 00:00:03 When raised by a bad fairy or pixie, the fairy baby's magic can be used for evil. 00:00:10 Therefore, the baby must be protected at all costs. 00:00:14 Oh! oh! 00:00:16 Aah! 00:00:17 Aah! aah! 00:00:18 [Growl] [growl] [growl] now, let's all have a good time. 00:00:22 Timmy, it's an ancient fairy tradition that the godchild throws the expecting fairy parent a shower. 00:00:29 Well, what am I supposed to do? 00:00:31 Eh, nothing much. 00:00:34 Yaah! 00:00:35 Blargh! sorry. 00:00:36 Timmy: "balloons, streamers, stereo, " looks like I took care of everything. 00:00:43 Cosmo: Timmy! yes, Cosmo? 00:00:46 I'm hungry. 00:00:46 Get me something that won't upset my stomach, like a fireball burrito. 00:00:50 Burritos. got it. 00:00:54 Jorgen: Turner! where is the music? 00:00:57 I want to get funky. 00:00:58 Oh, right. music. got it. 00:00:59 Anything but the bee gees. too much bee gees. 00:01:03 Ooh, burritos. 00:01:07 Cosmo:.. 00:01:09 My special day is on hold until I get my burritos. 00:01:13 Where's my burrito? 00:01:16 Here. 00:01:16 I don't want burritos. they make me gassy. 00:01:19 Let's play games. what games? 00:01:22 They're right here on the list. 00:01:24 "Pin the tail on the bucktoothed servant " uh-oh. 00:01:29 Do I win? do I win? do I win? do I win? (Everyone was taking at once of angring Timmy) (Jorgen takes one and turns the bathroom into a surveillance room)
 * Timmy Turner: That's it. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the mood swings. I'm sick of the cravings. [gets barfed on again] And I'm sick of the vomit. That was the last straw.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle:  Uh, actually Turner, you're out of straws.
 * Timmy Turner: I'm sick of this whole baby wish. I wish Cosmo would just get lost.
 * All of the Fairies: [gasps]
 * Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
 * Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
 * Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
 * Olive Doyle: What?
 * Andrea: What?!?
 * Lincoln: What!?!
 * Loud Sisters: What!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Phineas Flynn: What!?
 * Candace Flynn: What?
 * Isabella: What?
 * Burford: What?
 * Baljeet: What?
 * Fireside Girls: What?
 * Katie Knight: What?!?!
 * Otis: Wha--?!?
 * Pip, Abby, Pig Freddy, and Peck: Say what?!
 * Ash Ketchum: What?!
 * Littlefoot: What?
 * Cera: WHAT?!?!
 * Guido: What?
 * Simba: What?
 * Nala: What?
 * Timon: What?!
 * Pumbaa: What?!?
 * Zazu: What?!
 * Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
 * Goofy: Huh?
 * Kairi: Huh?!
 * Daffy Duck: What?!
 * Genie: [Gasp]
 * Tino Tonitini: Um, what?
 * Carver Descartes: What?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what?!
 * Doraemon: What?!
 * Sue, Big G, Sneech: What?!
 * Trinket: What?!
 * Shido Itsuka: What?!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: What?!
 * Patrick Star: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy Cheeks: Huh?!?!
 * Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!?
 * The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
 * Woody Woodpecker: WHAT?!?!?
 * Ttark: WHAT?!?!?
 * Thomas: WHAT?!
 * Percy: What?
 * James: What?
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?!
 * Spike the Dragon: What?
 * Rarity: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: WHAT?!?!
 * Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: WHAT?!?!
 * Cosmo: Fine if that's the way you feel, then I'll take my baby, my bee gees, and this burrito and just go. [disappears]
 * Wanda: Oh no! Cosmo's gone, and he's about to have our baby.
 * Trinket: This is bad. This is very bad.
 * Luna: No kidding.
 * Kotori Itsuka: And what's worse, he's going to raise it by himself.
 * Shido Itsuka: He can't even raise himself.
 * Princess Nella: Or worse, the wrong hands will take the baby for themselves.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: They're right, Turner. If that baby falls into the wrong hands, it could be so dangerous that I'll have to invent a new word.
 * Otis: This is so bad, it's humungous and it could spell doom for us all. It's doom-ungous.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Exactly, it's... DOOM-UNGOUS!!!
 * Pip: Uh, you guys know that's not a word, right?
 * Otis: What are you the word police?
 * -Not the time for making up word game.
 * -Yeah, Cosmo is about to have a superpowered being and now he's gone to who knows where.
 * -And if the baby uses its powers, it could destroy us all.
 * -The world is doomed and it's all your fault, Timmy Turner!
 * Cupid: Worst baby shower ever.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Wait. Where is my push in? (squished by the camera) Yipe! Too close.
 * -Sorry.
 * Abby: Timmy, how could you?
 * -Yeah, you really hurt his feelings.
 * Timmy Turner: He was driving me insane.
 * -Whatever Timmy, the point is you mess it big.
 * -(in Bessie's voice) Yeah, you really broke the needle on the moron meter this time.
 * -We should hurt you for this.
 * Pig: Guys, come on, please. There's no need to turn into an angry mob.
 * -Aww.
 * Pig: Let's just line up one at a time and pummel Turner in an orderly fashion.
 * -That we can do.
 * Timmy Turner: Look, guys, I'm sorry. I really do want a godbrother or sister, but I was just sick of getting barfed on all the time. Burritos anyone?


 * Wanda: Oh, this is terrible. Our baby is going to be born alone and-- and with Cosmo. We have to split up, search every corner of the universe, and find them.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: But most important, keep this top secret. Nobody must know that a fairy baby is about to be born. Now find Cosmo and some extra hot sauce. Go. go. go!

The Search for Cosmo/The Villains Knows Cosmo's Having a Baby
(All the fairies and some of the heroes split up and search for Cosmo) (Wanda uses her wand to get everyone ready for battle) (At Koppa Castle, Bowser and his family was having a meeting on their next move) (Suddenly the heroes burst through the door) (At Anti-Fairy World) (The Bowser comes in) (At Pixie World) (Suddenly our heroes burst through the door) (Suddenly the Anti-Fairies and Bowser burst through a wall)
 * Timmy Turner: Ok, people. it's been 3 hours. How's the search going? Talk to me.
 * Fairy Solider 1#: He's not at the arcade.
 * Fairy Soldier 2#: String factory negative, also.
 * -Not here at the Barnyard.
 * -Not here in Royal Woods either.
 * -Haven't found him in Danville.
 * -Not in the Great Valley.
 * -Not on Sodar.
 * -Or Agrabah.
 * Mama Cosma: He's not in the Fairy World or in his room, which is ready for him any time he decides to leave Wanda.
 * Cupid: (dancing in Rio) He's not in Rio, but I'll keep looking.
 * Genie: We search everywhere. Not a trace. Zippo. He's history.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Curses! This can only mean one thing-- I should have gone to Rio.
 * Timmy Turner: Look, we've covered the entire universe, and cosmo is not here or in Fairy World. Are there any other worlds we can check?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Oh, no!
 * Timmy Turner: You thought of someplace?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: No. That burrito went right through me. I must now file a report with the great white round one. (leaves for the bathroom)
 * Wanda: Wait, Timmy. you're right. There are other worlds we can check: Patio World, Mattress World, World News Tonight, Anti-Fairy World, Pixie World, Koopa Castle... [gasps]
 * Timmy Turner: Koopa Castle, that's it.
 * -Wait, a minute. That's where Bowser and his family, and some of our greatest villains meet.
 * -And constantly tried to capture us as his prisoners.
 * Tigger: [Gasps] Do you know what this means?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: (coming out of the bathroom) Oh, Bowser have kidnapped Cosmo and are planning on developing the baby's magic to use for their own nefarious purposes.
 * Timmy Turner: Wanda, let's rock.
 * Timmy Turner: Now let's roll.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Uh, hold that thought. (heads for the bathroom and comes back) Uh, ok. now let's roll. By the way, you're out of air freshener.
 * Bowser Koopa: This is so frustrating.
 * Mistress 9: I know husband, I know how you feel.
 * Lord Dragaunus: Don't feel so bad, brother. We're the greatest villains of all time.
 * Azula: Yeah! We'll get those heroes one day. The question is, how?
 * Bowser Koopa: I don't know, but it's not like a plan of universal domination is going to burst through the door.
 * Tigger: Stop, in the name of the rebel alliance!
 * Otis: We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and his fairy baby and are planning on using his/her uncontrollable magic for universal domination!
 * Bowser Koopa: Wait a moment. That idiot fairy is having a baby and we use its uncontrollable magic for universal domination?
 * All: Uh, no?
 * Wraith: And again did you say, Cosmo is having the baby?
 * Chameleon: I thought it was girls who have them?
 * Pip: That's what I said.
 * Bowser Koopa: Quick, my family! Call all of the villains we know! We must capture Cosmo and that baby so we can conquer this universe.
 * Otis: Milk me.
 * -That's not good. Now Bowser knows the baby.
 * -If the Bowser Family didn't know Cosmo had a baby, then where is he?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: He must be in Anti-Fairy World.
 * -What's Anti-Fairy World?
 * -It's a place where all evil version of the fairies in Fairy World live
 * -Oh.
 * Piglet: Whatever we will do?
 * Timmy Turner: Simple, Piglet. We go to Anti-Fairy World and get Cosmo back! Let’s go! And I'll do the talking.
 * Anti-Cosmo: All right, anti-fairies. Next on the agenda-- universal domination. Any ideas? Speak up. Don't be afraid. There are no wrong answers.
 * Anti-Fairy: I was thinking we could get, like, a big elephant, and have it step on some stuff?
 * Anti-Cosmo: Sorry. Wrong answer. (pressed a button and send the fairy down a pit) Come on, people. Think. Universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door.
 * Timmy Turner: Freeze, Anti-fairies. We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy baby.
 * Bowser Koopa: And are planning on using his/her uncontrollable magic for universal domination!
 * Anti-Cosmo: What's this? Cosmo is having a fairy baby who's uncontrollable magic we can use to take over the universe?
 * All: Uh, no?
 * Anti-Cosmo: Quick, Anti-fairies. take to the skies. We must find Cosmo and his baby and take over the universe.
 * Bowser Koopa: Not only we find it first!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Now they know too.
 * -Nice going, Turner.
 * -So if Cosmo not at Koopa Castle or here, where is he?
 * -There only one place left: Pixie World!
 * Wanda: Then let’s go, and I'll do the talking this time.
 * Pixie: We could get a big elephant and have it step on stuff.
 * Head Pixie: (buzz that Pixie down a hole) Come on, people. Think. A plan for universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door.
 * Wanda: Freeze, Pixies. We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy baby.
 * Anti-Cosmo: And are planning on using his-slash-her uncontrollable magic.
 * Bowser Koopa: For using it for a plan of universal domination!
 * Head Pixie: Wait a second. Cosmo is having a fairy baby, and we can use his-slash-her undeveloped magic for universal domination?
 * All: Uh, no.
 * Head Pixie: Quick, Pixies. To the limousines. We must find that fairy by and take over the universe.
 * Bowser Koopa: Not if we find it first.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Not if we find it first before you.
 * -Well, that's just great. Now every villain we know is the search for Cosmo and the baby.
 * -And we run out of places to look
 * -Great what do we do now?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ok. Here is the plan. I'm going to the bathroom again while you all think of a plan. Fireball burritos. Aye-aye-aye! (runs towards bathroom)
 * Wanda: Timmy, we have to find Cosmo. I'm really worried about him.
 * Timmy Turner: Me too, but where could he be? All I did was tell him to get lost.
 * -Yeah, but to where?
 * -Okay, let's think about this for a moment.
 * -If someone was a fairy,--
 * -About to have a baby with uncontrollable magic,---
 * -And a godkid told him to get lost,
 * -Where would he go?
 * Timmy Turner and Wanda: You don't think--?

Finding Cosmo/The Baby is Born/A Shocking Surprise
(Out in a field, Cosmo happily sang and danced)

[Cosmo]

Oh, I'm lost, I'm lost

I brushed, and then I flossed, 

and now I'm lost (Everyone hugged until the stomach kicked Timmy and Wanda into a bush) (At the hospital) (Dr. Studwell pressed the button and the bed crushes Cosmo constantly) (Wanda waves her wand and the mood is so calm that a fairy choir lightens the mood) (Cosmo unveils the purple towel and a glow reveal the littlest new fairy) (Then another Darkwing Duck comes in) (All of them drew the scared heroes into a corner as Cupid plays the piano)
 * Cosmo: Oh, hey, guys. Timmy! "Get lost"? Best wish ever. Getting lost in the great outdoors is very soothing-- no more mood swings, no more cravings. I haven't even barfed in--[barfs on Timmy] Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Hello, Barfolomew.
 * Wanda: Cosmo, thank goodness we found you.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: We thought you were caught by our greatest enemies.
 * Goofy: We're just glad that you and the baby are safe.
 * Tino Tonitini: Timmy, isn't there something you would like to say?
 * Timmy Turner: Cosmo, I'm really sorry I wished you away. Can you ever forgive me?
 * Cosmo: Hugs!
 * Timmy Turner: Ugh, is that a no?
 * Cosmo: Uh-uh. the baby just kicked. I think that means it's coming.
 * Wanda: Aw, did you hear that, everyone? The baby is coming.
 * Everyone: The baby is coming!?!?! (panics)
 * Cosmo: Cool it, everyone. this is no time to panic. Let's all remain calm and get to the fairy hospital so we can all enjoy this beautiful moment.
 * Cosmo: (screams in pain) This is not a beautiful moment!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Don't worry, Cosmo. Everything's looking fantasic...(looking at a mirror of himself)..on me. You, on the other hand, sound like you're in a lot of pain.
 * Cosmo: No. childbirth is--eee!--wonderful. Aah!!!
 * Misty: It doesn't sound like you're enjoying it.
 * Luna: Well, of course, he's not. He's about to have a baby.
 * Iago: Which is again, still weird.
 * Kimberly Hart: And his agony is really annoying.
 * Gatomon: Is there anything you can do, Dr. Rip Studwell?
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: I have just the thing. (poofs up earmuffs for everyone)
 * Wanda: That's better. thanks, Dr. Rip Studwell.
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: What?
 * Wanda: What?
 * Timmy Turner: Huh?
 * Cosmo: (removes the earmuffs) Get it out! Get it OUT!!!!!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Fear not Cosmo, Dr. Rip Studwell is on the case. Now does anyone here know how to deliver a fairy baby?
 * Timmy Turner: You mean, you don't know how?
 * Rocky DeSantos: But you're a doctor.
 * Nala: What about you Brock?
 * Brock: I only know about breeding Pokemon. Not fairies.
 * Louie: Ok, but what about Mrs. Loud? She had 11 of them.
 * Rita Loud: True, but I'm a dentist. Not a doctor.
 * Huey: Then Cosmo is so doom!
 * Sunset Shimmer: How could not know how to deliver a fairy baby!?!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Well miss, a fairy baby hasn't been born in thousands of years. No one knows how. Let's see if this button does something.
 * Rabbit: Wait, that's the...
 * Carver Descartes: You are an idiot! That moves the mattress.
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Yeah, it does.
 * Timmy Turner: There's got to be something we can do to get our baby out of him. Can't I just wish it out?
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Ha ha ha! Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. As far as I know, baby delivery is a highly intricate and complicated medical procedure. You can't just wish it out, can he?
 * -(Shrugs)
 * Genie: It's never been done in 10,000 years. There's gotta be another way.
 * Tohka Yatogami: There's no time!
 * Brock: Well, it's either wish it out or Cosmo will explode!
 * -Do we have much of choice?
 * Squidward Tentacles: For his sake, no.
 * -What you do think Cosmo?
 * Cosmo: I'm a very uncomplicated person. Wish it out. wish it out!
 * Timmy Turner: Ok, ok. I wish our baby was out!
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: The angelic choir is going to cost you extra.
 * Baby: Poof.
 * Everyone: Aww!
 * Tigger: Well I'll be.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh my goodness.
 * Wanda: Oh, Cosmo, our baby is beautiful.
 * Rarity: So gorgeous
 * Tish Katsufrakis: So precious.
 * Lola: It's so perfect.
 * Lana: I'll say. That baby's glow hurting my eyes.
 * -Mine too.
 * -I wonder what kinda baby it is.
 * Timmy Turner: Is it a boy or a girl? I got to know. I got to know.
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: Excellent question. Let me just take it outside where the light is better and find out.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Not so fast, "Dr. Rip Studwell," or should I say, (rips disguise off) Anti-Cosmo?
 * All: (gasps)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh, poo.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ha! Good thing I was here to save the baby from your evil clutches. Now let me take it outside where the light is better and make sure that it's safe.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Not so fast, "Jorgen," or should I say, (ripping of disguise) Pixies in a Jorgen suit.
 * All: (gasps)
 * Head Pixie: Darn. I really thought the Jorgen suit would work this time.
 * Sanderson: Well, it did get us into that club in Rio.
 * Princess Jasmine: (takes the baby) You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Disguising yourselves as our friends to take this baby away. Now, I'm going to take this baby outside where the light is better safely and--
 * -Not so fast "Princess Jasmine", or should I say, (rip disguise off) Princess Azula!
 * Azula: Rats!
 * Rita Loud: Shame on you young lady. Now, I will take the precious baby where the light is better until Cosmo and Wanda come out.
 * Lincoln: Not so fast, "Mom", or should I say, (rips off disguise) Harley Quinn!
 * Harley Quinn: Oh peanuts!
 * -Oh, give us the baby.
 * Applejack: Well just take it where the light is better away for you sickos!
 * -Right, you tell them Applesauce.
 * -Applesauce?!?! I thought it was Applejack
 * -Uh...
 * -Wait a minute. How come there are 5 of you in this room right now?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Then that means that my friends over there are... (rips off disguise as they reveal the Pyscho Rangers)
 * Everyone: The Pyscho Rangers!?!?!
 * -I told you her name was Applejack!
 * -Shut up!
 * Darkwing Duck: Oh, you people are the lowest of the low. I shall take this innocent child to a place where the light is better far from you despicable foes.
 * -Sure we can always trust you.
 * Darkwing Duck: Of course you can, I am, after all, a superhero.
 * Darkwing Duck: Hey guys!
 * -Wait for a second! If your Darkwing Duck---?
 * -Complete his sentence, Pig.
 * Pig: Then, whose that? (He revealed that it was Nega Duck)
 * Darkwing Duck: Nega Duck! I shouldn't know!
 * Nega Duck: Rats!
 * Mama Cosma: Oh, give me my grandchild. (takes the baby from Nega Duck) There, there. I'll just take him-slash-her outside where the light is better now and look at the--
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Not so fast, "Mama Cosma," or should I say--(pulls on her hair to rip off her 'disguise') Wow, this one is really glued on there.
 * -That's the real Mama Cosma.
 * Wanda: Give me back our baby. None of you has the slightest idea how to keep it safe, warm, and loved. (sees that the baby is gone)
 * -It's gone!
 * Where is it?!?!
 * Timmy Turner: (hiding the baby in his shirt) Oh, no. The baby is gone. You guys should run outside where the light is better and look for it.
 * Baby: Poof. poof.
 * Nega Duck: (in Ratigan's voice) What was that?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Hey, his puny chest just poof-poofed.
 * -He has the baby!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Give me the baby, Turner. Its magic must be used for good.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Give me the baby, Turner.
 * Head Pixie and Sanderson: Its magic must be used for evil.
 * Mama Cosma: Oh, give me the baby. I just want to pinch its cheeks.
 * Cupid: Weird. The music was much cheerier in Rio.

Escape From The Hospital/Rocket Power Stroller Chase
(Cuts to a reporter outside the hospital) [Choir]
 * Fairy Hart: I'm Fairy Hart reporting live from Fairy World Hospital, where members of an angelic choir have informed us that Cosmo and Wanda have finally had their fairy baby.

Had the baby (x2) (As the others go for it, the baby giggled so much that the heroes disappeared and the other gets stuck into the wall) (???) (???) (Timmy puts the pedal to the metal, and drives the train rocket power stroller into a dark forest) (The stroller crashed into the woods) (The baby magic makes the forest disappeared, and at a big sign shows wher'd to look) (Suddenly Wanda is struck by lightning) (?????)
 * Fairy Hart: As you know, this is the first fairy baby bands of years. One can only imagine the love and tenderness taking place in that hospital room right now.
 * Cosmo: (with a bat) Get away from my little Keanu!
 * Everyone: Keanu?
 * Cosmo: Yeah. I'm just not feeling Barfolomew anymore.
 * -I like Rachel.
 * -No, it has to be Miguel.
 * -I prefer Round Glow.
 * -What kind of name is that?
 * -It's round and it glows.
 * Leni: I like Leni.
 * -No, your name is Leni.
 * Leni: Oh yeah.
 * -Well, this would be better if we need to knew if it's a boy or a girl.
 * -???'s right, it's like guessing if Marshmallow gender. The suspense would kill ya.
 * Wanda: Well they do have point though. Let me just check.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: There will be plenty of time to name the child once we forcibly take it from you. Personally, I like Dagmar. It means, "The landfill is burning "
 * Head Pixie: Blah, blah blah. That means, "Give us the baby, Turner."
 * Timmy Turner: Blah, blah, blah. That means, "No way, Jose"
 * Cosmo: "Jose". That name is muy Bueno. Hola, Jose.
 * -Not the time, guys.
 * -So any last words, Turner?
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, I do. Adios, muchaco. (pressed the control button to spring to the door but the heroes crashed into the wall) I really thought that well-planned escape attempt was gonna work.
 * -Oh, ya think.
 * Baby: (giggles)
 * -Aww, its first giggle.
 * -So cute.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Get the cute, giggling baby.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Oh, I really thought that well-planned baby grab was going to work. They must be outside where the light is better. Follow me.
 * Wanda: Wow, looks like our baby's laughter is magical. It protected us.
 * Cosmo: That's my boy. Girl. We really should check.
 * -There's no time for that.
 * Rabbit: ???'s right.
 * -Since this baby is what everyone is after we got to protect all cost.
 * -We get out of here and fast.
 * Timmy Tuner: Got it. I wish we had a rocket car.
 * Wanda: Oh, no. We are not putting the baby in a rocket car. Either wish for a stroller or a nice minivan.
 * Rita Loud: Go stroller. Minivans can cause a lot of tension.
 * -And not so much leg room.
 * -True.
 * -Plus we can pull it for extra speed.
 * Timmy Turner: Fine. I wish I had a rocket powered-stroller.
 * Wanda: Well, that's better. I hope.
 * Timmy Turner: Hop in and hang on.
 * Fairy Hart: And we're all waiting anxiously for the happy parents to give us our first glimpse of the little magic miracle.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Wow, the light really is better out here. [breaks out of the wall and pulls out radio] This is Jorgen Von Strangle. I'm putting out an ABB: An All Babies Bulletin on Cosmo, Wanda, Pooh and his friends and Timmy Turner. Blast first and ask questions later. (suddenly surrounded by camera and mikes) Ok, forget the "blast first" part, I waaaaay over-reacted there. But we must find that baby before the Bowser's Family, Pixies and Anti-fairies do. Go. go. go. (poofs up jets and scatters fairies to search for the heroes)
 * Wanda: Oh, no, they put out an ABB.
 * Cosmo: An Always Brush your Back?
 * -Sounds like a Baby Bulltin.
 * -What now?
 * -I got it. Quick, tank engines. Go faster!
 * -Gotcha.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: This is fairy leader one. We've located the fairy baby and are in hot pursuit.
 * Mama Cosma: Watch where you're flying. Put your seat belt on. And why are we in jets when we can fly?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Stop hitting me, you crazy ol' bat.
 * Cosmo: Here they come. What do we do?
 * -Why are you asking us?
 * -Yeah, you're the parents.
 * -So you guys do something.
 * Wanda: You're right, we are the parents. And we say...
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Do something, Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: Fine. Hang on. Again!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: We've lost visual.
 * Mama Cosma: If you'd pay attention, you wouldn't lose anything. And sit up straight. And from where I'm sitting, your ears could use a good scrubbing.
 * Cosmo: Ok, we're safe now in the dark, scary woods, and--and-- [surrounded by scary things] It's dark and scary!
 * Baby: (started crying)
 * Wanda: Cosmo. You're scaring little Talulah.
 * -We are not calling the baby Talulah!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, well I'd cry too if my name was Talulah
 * Timmy Turner: Wait. When the baby giggled, it saved us.
 * -Right.
 * -So when it cries--
 * Wanda: Bad things happen.
 * Cosmo: Wow. I wonder what happens when it burps?
 * Baby: Poof, poof. (burps)
 * Wanda: Lightning. Lightning happens.
 * Ash Ketchum: Man that hurts.
 * Pumbaa: Oh, that's gonna lead a mark.
 * -We got to find shelter and quick!
 * -No worries. Timmy shook them off. They're miles away by now.
 * -But what if they turn around and find us out here?
 * -Oh, come on, . It's not like they got a giant sign, lighting burp detector.
 * -Yeah. Don't be ridiculous.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ah-ha. Looks like buying those giant sign/ lightning/burp detectors was a great idea because I found the baby.
 * Anti-Cosmo: And so have we.
 * Head Pixie and Sanderson: And so have we.
 * Bowser Koopa: And so have we. And quick question, why are you all in jets when you all can fly?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I thought it would be fun.
 * Bowser Jr.: Well, you got to admit this is fun.
 * Cosmo: Timmy, I thought we told you to do something.
 * Timmy Turner: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Ok, I'm done. Give me the baby.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: What?
 * Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
 * Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
 * Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
 * Olive Doyle: What?
 * Andrea: What?!?
 * Lincoln: What!?!
 * Loud Sisters: What!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Phineas Flynn: What!?
 * Candace Flynn: What?
 * Isabella: What?
 * Burford: What?
 * Baljeet: What?
 * Fireside Girls: What?
 * Katie Knight: What?!?!
 * Otis: Wha--?!?
 * Pip, Abby, Pig Freddy, and Peck: Say what?!
 * Ash Ketchum: What?!
 * Littlefoot: What?
 * Cera: WHAT?!?!
 * Guido: What?
 * Simba: What?
 * Nala: What?
 * Timon: What?!
 * Pumbaa: What?!?
 * Zazu: What?!
 * Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
 * Goofy: Huh?
 * Kairi: Huh?!
 * Daffy Duck: What?!
 * Genie: [Gasp]
 * Tino Tonitini: Um, what?
 * Carver Descartes: What?!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what?!
 * Doraemon: What?!
 * Sue, Big G, Sneech: What?!
 * Trinket: What?!
 * Shido Itsuka: What?!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: What?!
 * Patrick Star: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy Cheeks: Huh?!?!
 * Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!?
 * The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
 * Woody Woodpecker: WHAT?!?!?
 * Ttark: WHAT?!?!?
 * Thomas: WHAT?!
 * Percy: What?
 * James: What?
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?!
 * Spike the Dragon: What?
 * Rarity: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: WHAT?!?!
 * Pinkie Pie: WHAT?!?!
 * -Why should we leave the baby with you?
 * -You barely know how to take of yourself.
 * Timmy Turner: No one would ever think you would leave L'il T, in my care, so that's exactly what you should do. That way I can give them the slip.
 * Everyone: "L'il T?
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, for Little Timmy. It's easy to remember.
 * Cosmo: Tommy's right. It is easy to remember.
 * -One Timmy is enough.
 * -Yeah, if there one name it should be called, it's Sarah.
 * Wanda: Ok, we'll talk names later. Just go and please be careful.
 * Timmy Turner: I will.
 * Cosmo: Good luck, Tommy.
 * Timmy Turner: Now I wish you two had a fake Timmy and fake fairy baby.
 * Cosmo: Wow. Hollow, just like the original.
 * Timmy Turner: Now take off with the "decoys" and we'll meet you back home. And I'll bring some of Pooh and his friends with me.
 * Timon: Don't worry Timmy. We're on to you like stink like a Beatle.
 * Pumbaa: Hey!
 * Timon: It's a hard life truth, Pumbaa. Living with it.
 * Simba: Guys, Timmy is serious. We don't want Jorgen or the villains to get the hands on the newborn Fairly baby.
 * Rabbit: Simba's right. So this is what we're do. Myself, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, and the Justice Acre Wood Brood will head back to Dimmsdale with Timmy and look over the fairy baby.
 * Tino Tonitini: What about us?
 * Rabbit:
 * Ash Ketchum: We're on it, Rabbit!
 * Otis: That right, cause this will be our most perilous task we are ever given. Peck probably won't survive.
 * Peck: Yea--what?!?!
 * Otis: But, that's a risk we have to taken to save this child.
 * Wanda: Good-bye, my little Twinkle.
 * Cosmo: Twinkle? That's pretty close to "tinkle".
 * Wanda: Well, it'd be easier to name it if we knew what it was.
 * Cosmo: Lemme just check.
 * Timmy: No time for that now. I wish me and some of Pooh's friends was back at my house.
 * Wanda: Let's lead them off Timmy's trail.
 * Cosmo: Who's Timmy?
 * Jorgen: We have visual on the baby, again.
 * Mama Cosma: How can you have visual anything? Your windshield's filthy.And how about wearing a shirt with some sleeves once in a while,---
 * Jorgen: (ejects Mama Cosma from the jet) Looks like buying that "Nagging Old Lady Eject Button" was a great idea, too.
 * Mama Cosma: Who folded this parachute. Look how wrinkled it is.
 * Wanda: Good-bye, my little Twinkle.
 * Cosmo: Twinkle? That's pretty close to "tinkle".
 * Wanda: Well, it'd be easier to name it if we knew what it was.
 * Cosmo: Lemme just check.
 * Timmy: No time for that now. I wish me and some of Pooh's friends was back at my house.
 * Wanda: Let's lead them off Timmy's trail.
 * Cosmo: Who's Timmy?
 * Jorgen: We have visual on the baby, again.
 * Mama Cosma: How can you have visual anything? Your windshield's filthy.And how about wearing a shirt with some sleeves once in a while,---
 * Jorgen: (ejects Mama Cosma from the jet) Looks like buying that "Nagging Old Lady Eject Button" was a great idea, too.
 * Mama Cosma: Who folded this parachute. Look how wrinkled it is.
 * Mama Cosma: Who folded this parachute. Look how wrinkled it is.

Timmy and Friends Watches Over the Baby/A Horrible Turn of Events

 * Timmy: Made it. We're alone with the baby and--Oh, no we;re alone with the baby. No, no. don't cry. Please don't cry, L'il T. Uh, cootchy coo. Oh, you sound hungry. Ok, let's see what mommy and daddy left you to eat. "Cosmo" "Baby-to-be-named-later". (making baby noises) Ok. let's take care of you. Let's go. Leeeet's go. I've got to stop talking like this. Ok, the bottle is all warmed up and shorts.
 * Mr. Turner: Hi, son. We were just out jogging in an attempt to stave off aging.
 * Mrs. Turner: And all that running from father time has made us thirsty. Whew, is that a sports drink? Suddenly sleepy. Must curl up in fetal position.
 * Mr. Turner: Aw. isn't that cute, and is that a baby?
 * Timmy: Uh, no.
 * Mr. Turner: Well, it sure looks like a baby. (smells it) Oooh, and it's got that new baby smell.
 * Timmy: And that's why it's the most popular, new, battery-operated baby doll on the market.
 * Mr. Turner: Oooh. I want one. Hey, Tommy, this is fun.It's like the child I never had. And it makes me feel younger. Father time will never catch-- [burps] eek! Uh, I think it has a short in it.
 * Timmy: And that's why I'm taking it back to the store. Bye, dad.
 * Mr. Turner: Ew. She has that new baby smell, too.
 * Timmy: Uhh. you're heavy. I wish I had a stroller. Wow, you understand me. But no more magic until we can figure out what to do with you. And no more striking my parents with lightning. Unless I say so. Ok, that's not funny. And I don't have time for--Ok, that's funny. For a smelly, little ball of trouble you're really neat, you know that? I think we're gonna be great friends. (talking like a baby) We can go to ball games. And I can blame you for stuff. And teach you how to play video games and I'm totally talking like that again, huh? No. no more magic. You have to stay hidden. Ice cream? Ok, I'll let this one slide.
 * Girl: It's an ice cream miracle.
 * Boy: I'm lactose intolerant but I don't care.
 * Timmy: Jorgen was way off, L'il T. Your magic isn't scary. it's awesome. Not awesome. 00:24:Don't cry. don't crrryyyy. Too late. No, no. no cry-ee. Laughy. I got to stop this. Wait. your bottle. Ok, crying bad. bottle good. Hiccups? What are hiccups? Please tell me hiccups are good.Hiccups equal natural disasters. So tough being a parent.
 * Jorgen: See how much damage you have caused? Give me the baby, turner, and I will train it to control its unpredictable magic. Trust me.
 * Timmy: I'll never--you have my blessing.
 * Jorgen: Ha. ha. ha. I cannot believe you fell for that again.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Ha! and look. We've teamed up to triple the danger.
 * H.P.: Good-bye, Timmy Turner. Forever.
 * Bowser: And kiss your universe goodbye! (laughs)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oooh, wonderful evil laugh, Koopa.
 * H.P.: Not as wonderful and evil as yours, a.c.
 * Anti-Cosmo: A.C. I like that. [laughs]
 * Timmy: Oh, no. what have I done? Ok. this is bad. Bowser, Anti-Cosmo and the Pixies took L'il T. But it's good because Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen aren't here to see this. Now it's bad again.
 * Jorgen: I tracked you down, turner. Did you really think I would fall for your fake Timmy doll? Look. now I have cosmo, wanda, and the baby. Ha ha ha.
 * Timmy: Uh, that's a baby doll.
 * Jorgen: Really? huh. incredible likeness. You win this round, turner. Now, where is little baby Kaja-goo-goo?
 * Wanda: And why is there melted ice cream everywhere?
 * Cosmo: And whyo you look as though you've done something horribly wrong?
 * Timmy: Uh, funny story. Ha ha, you guys are gonna love this. Seems that-- you're not gonna believe this, but seriously. All the villains teamed up, took the baby, and are gonna use its magic to take over the universe. Funny, huh?
 * All: We got to find our baby!
 * Wanda: Wait! I think my maternal instincts are kicking in.
 * Jorgen: My maternal instincts are kicking in, too. Oh, wait. it's just the burrito again.
 * Wanda: I'm picking up little flo-jo's trail. Follow me.
 * Cosmo: It's Keanu.
 * Timmy: L'il T.
 * Jorgen: Kajagoogoo.

At Anti-Fairly World/Timmy's Plan Gone Horribly Wrong
Jorgen: Hmmm. Anti-Cosmo's castle. A dangerous place. Are you sure little baby Elvis is in there? What? Kajagoogoo is so 5 minutes ago.

Wanda: I'm thinking "oprah" now, and, yes, I'm as sure she's in there as I'm sure cosmo's head is full of jelly.

Cosmo: What kind of jelly?

Wanda: Grape jelly.

Cosmo: She knows me so well. Who wants some? Anyone? Tommy?

Wanda: Timmy, this is terrible. I just feel that something awful could happen to our little boy/girl. We have to get inside that castle.

Jorgen: Wait. I have good news. We don't need to get inside. I found the baby.

Timmy: Doll again.

Jorgen: Seriously?

Timmy: Fear not, Wanda. I got my brother/sister into this mess and I'm gonna get him/her out. I have a plan.

-I don't know, Timmy. So far your have gotten every villain in the universe after us and took the baby.

-Maybe this time it work.

Otis: ???'s right. I mean. It's not like we're gonna get captured by our enemies in ridiculous costumes.

Narrator: Wait for it...

Pip: And we got captured.

-In ridiculous costumes.

Jorgen: Worst plan ever.

Cosmo: At least we have food. who wants a burrito? Hmm. needs jelly. That's better.

Wanda: Back up and I'll blast our way out. Oh, no! My wand is gone.

Jorgen: Uhh! all our wands are gone. 00:32:31 Ha ha ha. looking for these? 00:32:35 I say, hp, can you think of any predicament worse then being a fairy trapped in a giant butterfly net cage without your wand? 00:32:43 Yes. 00:32:44 Poof. poof. 00:32:46 Us having control of the fairy baby so we can use its magic to destroy fairy world and take over the entire universe. 00:32:51 Ooh, that is worse. for them. 00:32:55 If you so much as lay a hand on our baby, I'll destroy both of you. 00:32:59 Oooh, I'm so frightened. 00:33:01 Now, if you'll excuse us, we must go and harness ltleroy's magic here and commence our evil plot of doom. 00:33:08 Fauntleroy? 00:33:09 We are not calling the baby fauntleroy. 00:33:11 I was thinking bill. 00:33:12 Bill's a guy you trust with your business portfolio. 00:33:15 Oh, let's just suck the magic out of this brat and move on--ok? 00:33:20 Mama? dada? 00:33:23 You did this. 00:33:24 You had us poof up a baby, then got it baby-napped, then got us trapped inside the anti-fairy castle inside a butterfly net and I just want our baby back. 00:33:35 There there, some brain jelly will make it all better. 00:33:39 Nice going, turner. 00:33:40 Not only did you break her heart .. [chewing] you put the universe in danger. and worse? 00:33:46 You put me in a stupid bunny suit. why? 00:33:50 Because it's all a part of my plan that's not finished yet. 00:33:54 Now let's go get my fairy godbrother/sister. 00:34:01 Yah. 00:34:09 Now, come with me if you want to save the--aagh. 00:34:13 All: Huh? 00:34:14 Cosmo: There's a million doors in this castle. 00:34:16 Little farrah could be anywhere. 00:34:18 my maternal instincts are kicking in again. 00:34:21 Baby bosley is somewhere near. 00:34:29 Ok, everyone be quiet. 00:34:31 This is the part where they spell out their evil plan. 00:34:34 And I don't want any jelly. 00:34:37 As you know, hp, contained inside this small, sweet, yet somewhat homely fairy child lies some of the purest, most natural, untapped magic in the universe. 00:34:46 Yes, that part I get. 00:34:47 I also understand how the patented magic suckers draw out the magical impulses through the baby's pores. 00:34:53 Which will then be sucked through these tubes, and sent to our big, evil, anti-fairy wand, where we will simply wish fairy world gone forever. 00:35:02 And once all the good is gone, our evil will control the universe. 00:35:07 And the earth? 00:35:07 I say we celebrate our victory by destroying it. 00:35:12 Both: Ha ha ha ha. 00:35:23 Poof? 00:39:10 Poof? 00:39:16 Both: Ha ha ha ha ha. 00:39:17 We have to stop their plan and save l'il t. 00:39:20 And the universe. 00:39:28 All: Aaaaaaaah. 00:39:37 Good evening, dimmsdale, I'm chet ubetcha with a horrifying newsbreak. 00:39:41 The world is ending and things are in mass chaos. 00:39:45 Aaaah. 00:39:50 Whew, good thing we're in shape. 00:39:52 now we can outrun father time and mother earth. 00:39:58 Both: Aaaahhhh. 00:40:00 Man: Ah, I'm scared. 00:40:01 Woman: I know. you have that "new baby" smell. 00:40:04 Chet: Tidal waves are approaching the cities. 00:40:07 Dogs and cats are livin6úgether. 00:40:10 It's mass hysteria. 00:40:12 How will this affect your holiday weekend? 00:40:17 Both: Ah ha ha ha ha. 00:40:19 The universe is breaking apart. 00:40:21 We need a plan to free little mackenzie. 00:40:24 we're outnumbered, we don't have any magic, and my head's full of jelly. 00:40:28 Oh, we're not going to free our baby. 00:40:31 Both: Say what? 00:40:32 Our baby is going to free itself. 00:40:36 Wanda hood. catch and fire. 00:40:44 Bullseye. 00:40:45 Turner. 00:40:45 Came all this way to feed the baby, did you? 00:40:48 Ooh. we're sooooo scared. 00:40:50 What do you think will happen now? 00:40:52 Lightning. lightning will happen. 00:40:55 [Burps] [crash] no. 00:41:07 Poof poof? 00:41:08 Seize them. 00:41:11 Seize this. 00:41:23 Bow to the jelly. 00:41:25 Wow. I can finally hear myself. 00:41:26 Man, I sound like an idiot. 00:41:27 Do I always sound like this? 00:41:28 Nice going, turner. I underestimated you. 00:41:31 Your knack for organizing complexicated plans is-- dance, bunny boy. dance! 00:41:37 ♪♪ la la la, le le le ♪♪ 00:41:40 ♪♪ I'm a silly pink bunny ♪♪ 00:41:43 ♪♪ I am cute, yes it's true ♪♪ 00:41:45 ♪♪ I will shake my tail for you ♪♪ 00:41:49 [laughs] eeeh. errr. 00:41:57

Timmy: Perfect. Now make L'il T cry.

-How do we do that?

-I got it. Lucy, show your fangs.

Lucy: I thought you never asked. (Lucy shows her pointed teeth at the baby making it cry and turning all the the bunnies into one giant rabbit monster)

Anti-Cosmo: Well, this won't do at all.

Final Battle/Heroes Vs. Villains/Fixing the Universe
(The baby stomach started to rumble) (The baby started to expanded) (Everyone hides as the baby rips one. After some of moments of wierdness, the magic stops the planets from spinning fast, Earth pulls itself together and Fairy World is saved)
 * Wanda: Ok, so the Bowser Family escaped and we've beaten his villains, but how do we save the universe?
 * Timmy Turner: With lunch. Cosmo, time for a delivery.
 * Cosmo: Ok, but I only deliver within a 5-mile radius, and the burrito is free if I don't get it to you in 30 minutes or--
 * Timmy Turner: Just gimme a burrito! (throws it in the baby's mouth)
 * Jorgen: Turner. you are crazy. Those burritos are too spicy even for me. (heads towards the bathroom and comes back) That meat-filled pouch of doom will turn the baby's digestive system into a virtual time bomb.
 * Timmy Turner: Exacta-mungus.
 * Cosmo: Wait, when it giggles, good things happen.
 * H.P.: When it burps, lightning happens.
 * Wanda: When it cries, bad things happen.
 * -When it hiccups, natural disasters happen.
 * Anti-Cosmo: And when it breaks wind?
 * Jorgen: There's no telling what could happen.
 * Timmy Turner: Hit the deck!
 * Jorgen: What just happened? I feel as though all of life's pressures have been released in a sudden burst.
 * Wanda: It's almost as though a giant wind has blown away all our troubles.
 * Cosmo: Or that little Liza just cut a magical huge one and the universe is back to normal.
 * Timmy Turner: And most importantly, our baby is healthy, happy, and with its family again.
 * Jorgen: It's as if the universe now has that "new baby" smell. Thank you, turner, not only for saving the baby but the universe from the villains, especially the anti-fairies and pixies who are in a lot of trouble.
 * Anti-Cosmo: You cannot win.
 * H.P.: Bow before our might.
 * Jorgen: I can't wait to put you on my cereal. You two raisins will keep me regular for a long time.
 * Anti-Cosmo and H.P.: No!
 * Jorgen: And now allow me to present the baby with its first toy.
 * Cosmo: A rattle?
 * Jorgen: A magic rattle. This way the baby can channel its magic and control it. And now I will take the baby back to Fairy World to train it to use the rattle properly.
 * Wanda: You're going to take the baby?
 * Jorgen: Yes. it hurts me. but only slightly. And fear not, you will be able to visit the baby every other millennium. Come, Napoleon.
 * Timmy: Noooo! I don't get it. He just took Lil' T. And after all we've been through. Where are the tears? the emotion? You're not even crying and-- he took the fake baby, didn't he?
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Ta-da.
 * Baby: Poof poof.
 * Timmy: Awesome.
 * -Let's go home.
 * Timmy Turner: Finally. Home sweet home. Where everything is normal.
 * Baby: Poof. poof. poof.
 * Timmy: Wow, it sure is gonna be great with a new fairy brother/sister around here. By the way, what are we gonna name it?
 * Wanda: Well, first we have to find out if it's a boy or a girl. And after that huge explosion, now's a perfect time to change its diaper. Now, let's see if you're a boy or a girl.
 * Cosmo: New baby smell. (faints)
 * Timmy: It's a boy.
 * -How can you tell?
 * Timmy: Because boys love water squirters.
 * Wanda: Oooh! What should we name him?
 * Baby: (kept saying Poof and turning Timmy and Wanda heads into random things) Poof. poof. poof.
 * Timmy: Hmm. I'm particailly to Lil' T. How 'bout Poof?
 * Wanda: Hey, that's great. Little baby Poof. Where'd you come up with that?
 * Timmy: It just came to me.
 * Princess Nella: Poof is a nice name.
 * -Yeah I agree.


 * -Looks like things are back to normal.
 * -Well, with a new baby born into the world, I don't think things we'll ever be the same again.
 * -Yeah.
 * -I think it's time we all head home.
 * -Well, the Gummi ship is all out of gas right now.
 * -Hey, I have an idea. Let's have the baby have a try taking us back home.
 * Ok.
 * -Would you do the honors, Poof?
 * Poof: Poof, poof, poof. (shakes it rattle and makes the house sprout legs as Mr. and Mrs. Turner runs after it)


 * Mr. Turner: Yeh. good thing we're in shape. Now we can keep up with our house.
 * Mrs. Turner: And it has that new baby smell.
 * Poof: Poof. (makes the words The End!)