Lucario Pan Part 3/Transcript

This is the transcript of Lucario Pan Part 3.

(We are now in Never Land as we hear pirates singing as we zoom over to the pirate ship)

(A Pirate's Life plays)

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

A-rovin' over the sea

Give me a career

As a buccaneer

It's the life of a pirate for me, oh

The life of a pirate for me

(We are now on the ship and the singing pirates were various Mario enemies, Kirby enemies, the Koopalings and the Deadly Six. While they are singing, they are playing with their swords, giving toasts with thier drinks, playing video games, catching funny cartoons, arm wrestling, and playing tennis)

Oh, a pirates life is a wonderful life

They never bury your bones

For when it's all over

A jolly sea rover

Drops in on his friend, Davy Jones

Oh, my good friend Davy Jones

(Escargoon comes out of the captain's cabin, with a tray of shaving supplies)

Escargoon: Ah, good morning, shipmates.

Zavok: (Grabs Escargoon) And what's good about it, Escargoon?

(Escargoon walks past and bumps into Zazz)

Zazz: Hey! Watch where you're going, buster!

Morton Koopa Jr.: Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island.

Iggy Koopa: While his nibs plays ring-around-the-rosy with Lucario.

(Escargoon has himself stuck in the gun)

Escargoon: Be careful, it might go off.

Zeena: And that annoying Lucario ruined my nail art.

Wendy O. Koopa: Yeah, and my beauty.

Zomom: We ought to be tending to the business of looting ships.

Roy Koopa: Why, I've almost forgotten how to slit a throat.

Larry Koopa: Better hop it.

Lemmy Koopa: And tell the captain we wants to put to sea, sea?

(They start throwing swords as Escargoon dodges them. They laugh as Escargoon sticks his tongue out on them)

Escargoon: (Scoffs) Idiots.

(Cut to King Dedede, who's looking at the map)

King Dedede: Blast that Lucario! If only I could find his hideout, I'd trap him in his lair for sure. But where is it? Fairy Forest or Mermaid Lagoon? No, we searched on both of these. We've combed Digimon Dunes, Dragon Mountain and Dinosaur Valley. Here! (Points to the Pokemon Village) No. No, no, no! That's Pokemon terri... Wait a minute. Those Pokemon know this island better than I do my own ship. Ah, I wonder.

(Escargoon approaches King Dedede)

Escargoon: Ah, good morning, captain.

King Dedede: I've got it, (Grabs Escargoon)

Escargoon: What is it, sire?

King Dedede: Lopunny, Escargoon!

Escargoon: L...Lopunny, sire?

King Dedede: The daughter of Cheif Pyroar. She'll know where Lucario is hiding.

Escargoon: B...but...but will she talk, sire?

King Dedede: Oh, a little persuasion might be in order. Now let me see. Boiling in oil? Keelhauling? Marooning? Turtle waxing?

(We hear somebody singing)

A pirate's life is a wonderful life

(Zor is up in the crow's nest, play his accordion)

You'll find adventure and sport

But live every minute

For all that is in it

But live every minute

for all that is in it

The life of a pirate is short

Oh, the life...

(King Dedede takes out his gun and shoots Zor out of the top and into the water. Escargoon hears the gunshot and get wet my the splashed water)

King Dedede: (Blowing his gun) Now let me see, where was I?

Escargoon: Sire, that's ridiculous! You just shot Zor while he's in the middle of his cadenza! You know it ain't good form.

King Dedede: "Good form", Escargoon? (Angrily) Blast good form! Did Lucario show good form when he did this to me?!

Escargoon: Why, sire, stealing food, like your turkey, was only a childish prank, you might say.

King Dedede: Aye! But feeding it to the Carnotaur! That cursed dinosaur liked the taste of our main course that we were preparing for my feast so well, he's followed our ship ever since, licking his chops for the rest of our food, especially me.