A New Evil Rises Transcript

Here's the script for A New Evil Rises

The episode begins at, ???, ???. ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: (in his sleep) ???, ???.

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Caleb Lightheart: No! Stop!

Erika Hawkins: Caleb! Wake up!

Caleb Lightheart: (panting)

Kiki: We can't stop, silly! We're not there yet!

Caleb Lightheart: Huh?

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Erika Hawkins: Caleb, are you feeling okay?

Caleb Lightheart: ???, ???.

Erika Hawkins: ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: ???, ???. ???, ???.

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Kiki: We are gonna have so much fun in Arcadia! We're gonna roast marshmallows and eat marshmallows and sleep on marshmallow pillows!

Rayla Darin: Yeah, probably not gonna do that.

Kiki: Maybe you're not.

(squeak)

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Magra: ???, ???.

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Olivia: ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: ???, ???.

Olivia: ???, ???.

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King Morty: Do you think Olivia's gonna like me?

Spencer DeVille: Oh, you bet she will. You're the king of Arcadia. Everybody likes you, under penalty of death.

King Monty: Well yeah, but... you know, even if I weren't the king -- say I was one of those guys who cleans up after the camels or a lawyer or somethin'? Do you still think?

Spencer DeVille: No doubt about it. You're big and strong, charming, handsome, why, any girl in the whole kingdom would be happy to make you a sandwich, king or no king.

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King Morty: You really think so?

Spencer DeVille: Oh, I know so.

King Morty: Well, all right then. Bring her in.

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King Morty: (surprised)

Bigthen: Hello king!

King Morty: Who are you?

Bigthen: I am Bigthen, your royal chef.

King Morty: Well... what are you doin' here? I don't remember invitin'...

Bigthen: Every party needs a cake, no?

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King Morty: Oh my. Well, that's lovely. You made that for me?

Bigthen: Indeed.

King Morty: Oh, you shouldn't have! It looks delicious. Why don't you bring me over a piece?

Bigthen: W-well, you know, I was thinking you could come over here to eat it.

King Morty: Uh, well, I always eat right here on my throne. Why would I need to come over--

Bigthen: Oh, oh, King! I-it's... the light! T-the light in this particular spot is just right! You can only appreciate the full beauty of this is confectionery masterpiece, in the proper light!

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King Morty: Ooh, light, huh? Well, that makes sense, I guess. I suppose I could come over there.

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Spencer DeVille: Hey, who's this guy?

Bigthen: I-I am The royal chef.

Spencer DeVille: I've never seen you.

Bigthen: I'm, uh... new.

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King Morty: He made me a cake. Isn't that nice?

Ruby: Psst! Caleb.

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Spencer DeVille: Did you invite him?

King Morty: Eh...no.

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Spencer DeVille: Did you tell him what can happen to someone who appears before you uninvited?

King Morty: Well...no. I was too busy thinkin' about that cake. Doesn't it look yummy?

Caleb Lightheart: (gasp) Stop! It's a trap!

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King Morty: Why's there a piano on my cake?

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Colonel Vesper: Seize them!

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Spencer DeVille: Hey, aren't you the Spinelli Brothers, the most wanted thieves in Arcadia?

Bigthen: That's right we are!

Teresh: And we could have taken over the kingdom, if it wasn't for that meddling boy!

Students: (surprised)

Soren Lockwood: ???, ???.

Lily Flinch: ???, ???.

Talia Raybradnt: ???, ???.

Caleb Lightheart: (blushes)

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King Morty: You saved my life!

Caleb Lightheart: Well, actually, Your Highness, it was the good guard, Cesario. He alerted me. It Cesario who saved your life.

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Cesario: It's true. ???, ???.

King Morty: Oh, well, Cesario? I, uh...

Spencer DeVille: Ah, King! What should the punishment be for these two dangerous criminals, the most wanted thieves in Arcadia, who appeared before you uninvited and tried to drop a piano on your head?

King Morty: Well, let's see... it should probably be pretty stiff, huh? What do you think?

Spencer DeVille: I say, the punishment should be... banishment, ???, ???.

Everyone: (horrified gasp)

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 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * Your Highness, I believe there is much to fear


 * [King Morty]
 * Oh, really? Those Spinellis are no longer here.


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * A much greater danger may await you now.

King Morty: How's that possible?


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * With permission, Your Highness, I'll tell you how

King Morty: Go on.


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * It's my duty to inform you, and if I'm correct,
 * To ignore this great emergency would be neglect,
 * It's the motto of the castle, serve and protect,
 * There are those who walk among us who show no respect!

King Morty: Really?


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * The law must be adjusted, there are those who can't be trusted

King Morty: Oh my goodness! Now tell me about these people.


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * A sneaky little family who do sneaky little things,
 * Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the King.
 * I fear if they're not dealt with, the prospect makes me weep
 * And an ugly sarcophagus is where you'll sleep!


 * [King Morty]
 * Really? The nerve! I am disgusted!


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * There are those who can't be trusted!

King Morty: That sure doesn't sound like a nice family.

Spencer DeVille: Nope.


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * Your Highness, I believe we must act with speed


 * [King Morty]
 * Agreed! Say the word! I'll give you what you need!


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * A simple solution, but you must act now

King Morty: Well, how can I help?


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * With permission, your Highness, I'll tell you how.

King Morty: Go on.


 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * After careful calculation, I've got just the thing
 * We'll send them to the dreaded Isle of the Trolls
 * But before I can take action, we have to close the deal
 * And it needs the kingly imprint of your royal seal!


 * [King Morty]
 * I agree! They must be busted!


 * [King Morty and Spencer]
 * There are those who can't be trusted


 * That sneaky little family who do sneaky little things,
 * Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the King
 * For crimes against the kingdom, the punishment is steep,
 * The Isle of nasty trolls is where they'll sleep


 * [King Morty]
 * The law is now adjusted!


 * [King Morty and Spencer]
 * For those who can't be trusted

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 * [Spencer DeVille]
 * Ha! Cesario is busted!


 * [Offstage chorus]
 * There are those who can't be trusted

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Viktor Redfox: Hmm? What's this?

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Viktor Redfox: ???, ???.

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Caleb Lightheart: ???, ???.

Cesario: ???, ???.

Do-Li Ling: ???, ???.

Cesario: ???, ???. ???, ???.