The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story.

Connor Lacey: Well, time to go miniature.

Chris Kratt: Tell me again why we're using the Miniaturizer for this adventure, Connor.

Connor Lacey: Because, Chris, the characters we're visiting today aren't humans like you or me. They're toys. Which is why we are using it to shrink down to their size.

Twilight Sparkle: What?

Martin Kratt: You heard him.

Norman Price: That's stupid. Toys are playthings. They're not alive.

Fireman Sam: Ah, that's where you're wrong, Norman Price. These ones are special. Whenever humans aren't around, they come to life.

Connor Lacey: That's right.

Elvis Cridlington: You don't usually believe in weird things, Sam.

Fireman Sam: Not normally, but for once I actually agree to a weird thing.

Connor Lacey: Everyone, all together now!

The Irelanders: Miniaturize!

[They shrink down to size of toys]

Connor Lacey: Right, let's go.

[They set off]

[In a kid's bedroom, boxes made to look like buildings are place in different areas. A kid holds a Mr. Potato Head toy in front of one of them]

One-Eye Bart: Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

[The kid shakes a piggy bank and a few coins fall out]

One-Eye Bart: [chuckles] Money, money, money! [kisses the coins]

Bo Peep: Stop it. Stop it, you mean old potato.

One Eye Bart: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!

Sheep: Help! Baa! Help us!

Bo Peep: Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

[Then the kid picks up a cowboy doll and pulls the string in it's back]

Voice box: Reach for the sky.

One-Eye Bart: Oh, no. Sheriff Woody.

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) I'm here to stop you, One-Eye Bart.

One-Eye Bart: D'oh! How did you know it was me?

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Are you gonna come quietly?

One-Eye Bart: You can't touch me, sheriff. I've brought my attack dog, with a built in forcefield!

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!

[A toy dinosaur eats a slinky dog]

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tatertots.