Lightning McQueen's Adventures of My Little Pony: The Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Lightning McQueen's Adventures of My Little Pony: The Movie.

Prologue/The Villains' evil plan/Timothy contacts the Storm King
[At the villains' base, Timothy was critizing his minions for their past failures] [Later, Bon, Rex and Timothy are seen in the communications room] [dial-up modem noises] [The flashback starts as it flashes back to when the Lemon Sweeter, Jammy Dodger and Rescue Rocket were navagating a asteroid field while heading to the Systar System] [The Lemon Sweeter, the Jammy Dodger and the Rescue Rocket hit a giant asteroid and they all explode, sending all their crew members flying] [Emmet and PB land under the dryer] [The time lapse went as Emmet and PB watched] [??? [Emmet and PB's saddest faces turns into angered as they tried deseperatly to move] [Both Emmet and PB tries to move as [Emmet and PB escapes from under the dryer and [Emmet and PB runs to a [Emmet and PB opens [ [Rex and Bon looks [As Bianca [And so, Rex and Bon [As for Bon, she takes the pieces of General Skarr's time machine, [Rex built up the Rexcelsior and Bon built up the Lunar [Rex and Bon go 65 billions years into the Past, as they get raptors inside of their ships by a tennis ball] [With the raptors got in, [??? [ [Finn walks down [ [The flashback ends when
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Imbeciles! Fools!! Nincompoops!! CAN'T YOU IDIOTS DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?!?! According to this, your track record for spreading evil is PATHETIC!
 * Professor Zündapp: Don't take your anger out on us boss, it's not our fault, that wretched racecar and his allies are to blame!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: [growls in anger at the thought of Lightning] I will not let anything stand in the way of evil, especially not that stupid red motor-vehicle! McQueen and his team must be eliminated!
 * Bon Dangernort: Umm, Timothy? Need I remind you that Team McQueen always finds a way to defeat us. Maybe they're just too good for us.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Enough excuses! All you idiots need to come up with one good plan! Or else...
 * Rex Dangervest: Else What?
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Do I need to repeat myself?!
 * Victor Hugo: How do we get into these situations? [sighs]
 * Jackson Storm: There might be something we can think of. [to Bon] Say, Bon. Have you been talking to Linda about something in your ship?
 * Bon Dangernort: I don't know what you're talking about, Jackson.
 * Ripslinger: Bon, my guess he is referring to a monkey thing with a staff and a unicorn with a broken horn you looked up day and night since the last time McQueen defeated you.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: ENOUGH BICKERING! Do we have a plan?!
 * Bon Dangernort: Well, during my chat time with Linda Ryan, she told me that one member of her villain team will take over Equestria. But she told me that his name is something like a king of the storm.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: King of the storm... king of the storm... Yes. The Storm King!
 * Bon Dangernort: Right... The Storm King. That's it.
 * Demon 311: If we make him agree with the deal, he would take over Equestria. And we would have a friend that will kill anyone like Connor Lacey and his team!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: And we would finally wipe Team McQueen off the face of the earth forever!
 * Bon Dangernort: [in Cortex's voice in her way] Get ready to face our wrath, McQueen and Friends! [laughs evilly]
 * Bon Dangernort: Okay, just a couple more buttons and we should be good to know.
 * Rex Dangervest: How long have you even talking to Linda about this Storm King?
 * Bon Dangernort: A good few months, and... done! [presses on buttons on the control panel, contacting the Storm King]
 * The Storm King: Where am I supposed to be looking? I never understood how this contraption works. Who's there?!
 * Bon Dangernort: Stormy?
 * The Storm King: Who said that?
 * Bon Dangernort: Over here.
 * The Storm King: Huh?
 * Bon Dangernort: Look right, you dunce!
 * The Storm King: My right?
 * Bon Dangernort: Yes!
 * The Storm King: Oh. There you are.
 * Bon Dangernort: Hello.
 * The Storm King: Yeah so- Wait... [notices the rest of the villains] Who are those guys?
 * Jackson Storm: I am Jackson Storm!
 * Professor Z:
 * Grem:
 * Acer:
 * Tubbs Pacer:
 * Ripslinger:
 * Ned:
 * Zed:
 * Diesel:
 * Iron 'Arry:
 * Iron Bert:
 * Rex Dangervest: The name's Rex. Rex Dangervest! Galaxy defending, archaeologist, cowboy and raptor trainer who likes building furniture, bustin' heads and heavy chiseled features previously hidden under baby fat.
 * Bon Dangernort: You already know me, Bon Dangernort!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine:
 * Demon 311: I am the Clinchfield 311, but you may call me the Demon 311.
 * The Storm King:
 * Rex Dangervest: I don't think Bon's told you our story, allow me to explain. Believe it or, I'm actually Emmet, and Bon's actually Princess Bubblegum, but, from a different timeline... Cue awesome flashback/backstory.
 * The Storm King: What?
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] There we were! Emmet and PB, in those ships trying to make it through the "Stairgate".
 * Rex Dangervest: [as Emmet Brickowski] THIS IS THE END!
 * Bon Dangernort: [as Princess Bubblegum] WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
 * Rex Dangervest: [as Emmet Brickowski] Ahhhh!
 * Bon Dangernort: [as Princess Bubblegum] Ahhhh!
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] In our timeline, there were no handsome older versions of us to save us.
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] As a result, we ended up stranded on the Planet Undar of the Dryar-System.
 * Finn: Where's Emmet and Princess Bubblegum?!
 * The Man Upstairs: [offscreen] Honey, I'm on my way out, but the kids are fighting. Bye!
 * Finn and Bianca's Mother: Guys, please. Find a way to play together, or I'm gonna have to ask you to put it all into storage.
 * Bianca: But, Mom...
 * Finn and Bianca's Mother: No buts. This is the last time!
 * Rex Dangervest: [as Emmet Brickowski] Help, anyone! Hello?!
 * Bon Dangernort: [as Princess Bubblegum] Can anyone hear us, we're over here!
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] No one heard us and no one came for us. We were left behind, forgotten, while our so called friends danced and sing at the hands of the monster!
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] What could we have done to avoid such a grim fate?
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: [in Emmet's mind] We also have to grow up sometimes.
 * Abraham Lincoln: [in Emmet's mind] Wyldstyle said you're not tough enough to do this!
 * General Sweet Mayhem: [in Emmet's mind] This guy was a fierce warrior?
 * Surfer Dave/Chainsaw Dave: [in Emmet's mind] Yeah, Dude. You're a total hufflepuff! [repeat 3 times]
 * Finn the Human: [in Princess Bubblegum's mind] Life sure is swell, huh Jake?
 * Flame Princess: [in Princess Bubblegum's mind] Indeed, just us moving on with our lives, etc.
 * Marceline Abadeer: [in Princess Bubblegum's mind] ???
 * Lightning McQueen: [in Princess Bubblegum's mind] ???
 * Dusty Crophopper: [in Princess Bubblegum's mind] ???
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] We were alone, with nothing but... anger. And anger was our key to freedom.
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] Can you blame us, being stuck under a dryer for years on end can make anyone's heart turn bitter.
 * Rex Dangervest: [as Emmet Brickowski] (grunting and ???)
 * Bon Dangernort: [as Princess Bubblegum] (grunting and growls as she ???)
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] It was time for us to take a stand!
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] We figured if nobody was gonna rescue us, we'll just do it ourselves!
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] We were real.
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] We were no longer the naive Emmet and PB we used to be.
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] So, I got myself a new vest and a new head of hair. ???
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] I got myself a space suit
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] We were all grown up but still weren't free.
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] We knew we had to find a way to warn our past sevles of their fate, while also maintaining our existance in the timeline as well.
 * Bianca: It's a dance party!
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] And we
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating] ???
 * Rex Dangervest: [takes some pieces of the DeLorean Time Machine] Sorry, Doc, I'm gonna need your DeLorean. [takes some pieces from Bill and Ted's phone booth] And Bill, Ted, your phone booth. [takes some pieces from Doctor Who's TARDIS] Doctor Who's TARDIS, [takes some pieces from H.G. Wells' bicycle thing] H.G. Wells' bicycle thing, [kicks ??? off the time machine] whatever Skynet's been using, [takes some pieces from the Hot Tub Time Machine] and this hot tub!
 * Bon Dangernort: [take some pieces of General Skarr's time machine] Sorry, Skarr, I need your time machine. [takes the parts of Captain Gantu's ship] And Captain Gantu, your ship. [takes the parts from Finn's Jakemobile] Finn's Jakemobile. [takes the parts from Ariel's castle] Ariel's Castle. [takes the parts from the Millennium Falcon] Han Solo's ship. [kicks a alien from a spaceship] What ever this guy was using. [take the pieces from a toolshed] And a tool shed.
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] So, we built the time traveling spaceships and blast them to the past!
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] I picked up the crew.
 * Velociraptor: [screeches] (translate "Tennis!")
 * Velociraptors: [screeches] (translate "Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis!")
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating] Then we traveled to the moment right before we were thrown… into the cold dark truth of the world. And we found the two people we wanted to protect… us.
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating]
 * Bon Dangernort:
 * Bon Dangernort:
 * Bon Dangernort:
 * Bon Dangernort:
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating]
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating]
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating]
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating]
 * Emmet Brickowski:
 * Lightning McQueen:
 * Mater:
 * The Lemon Sweeter:
 * Finn the Human:
 * The Jammy Dodger:
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Flame Princess:
 * Slime Princess:
 * Lady Rainicorn:
 * Emmet Brickowski: Whoa!
 * Princess Bubblegum:
 * Rex Dangervest: [narrating]
 * Bon Dangernort: [narrating]
 * The Storm King: Wow... Well that was long.
 * Demon 311: Wait, if Emmet and PB decided to not be like you two, how are you and Bon still here Rex?
 * Rex Dangervest: Time paradoxs are a thing, but that's actually a good question.
 * Timothy the Ghost Train:

Opening Scene/The Festival of Friendship/Celestia agreed with Twilight's idea
(The scene cuts a great day at Equestria, where the ponies are having their Festival of Friendship for the first time) (Inside the castle, Twilight was a little nervous about to say at the other Princesses, several members of Team McQueen were with her) [outside]
 * Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!
 * Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!
 * Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!
 * Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!
 * Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!
 * Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!
 * Lightning McQueen: Relax Twilight, I'm sure things will turn out alright.
 * Spike: Okay, Twilight. Got all your charts and graphs.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Spike! I'm just so nervous about this meeting!
 * Spike: Whachoo talkin' 'bout?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I'm about to ask the three most royal princesses of Equestria for a huge favor! What if they reject me?
 * Spike: It'll be fine. Just remember the most important thing.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Smile?!
 * Spike: Eh... no. You're a Princess, too.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right! [exhales] Good morning, Princesses. Thank you all for seeing me. I have an idea that I think will make our Friendship Festival the most wonderful celebration Equestria has ever seen!
 * Duck: My Lady, good to see you again.
 * Princess Celestia: Yes, Twilight! We are very excited!
 * Princess Cadence: Ponies have been arriving from all over all morning.
 * Princess Luna: I'd like to think it's to see us, but Songbird Serenade might be the bigger attraction.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes, she is the... "mane" event! [giggles] And to make it extra special, I could use your help. Spike? [whiteboard wheeling in]
 * Spike: [humming fanfare]
 * Lightning McQueen: So, what did you have in mind exactly?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Songbird Serenade's performance is not scheduled to start until after you begin the sunset. And based on my precise calculation, to get the very best lighting for the stage, Princess Celestia, I was hoping you could make sure the sun stays about 28.1º to the south, and, Princess Luna, if you could raise the moon 62º to the north at the same time, it would reflect the sunlight on the other side and really frame the entire stage perfectly!
 * Hiro: [to his love interest] Sounds interesting, doesn't it?
 * Princess Luna: I...
 * Twilight Sparkle: But wait! There's more! Cadence, if you could use your crystal magic to create an aurora above the stage, the sun and the moon will shine through it and create a truly amazing light show!
 * Spike: Presenting Songbird Serenade! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoa-ho! Whoa! [bonk!] [weakly] Ta-da...
 * Princess Luna: So you're saying you want us to move the sun and the moon for the party.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'd do it myself, except I don't have your magic. [snorts]
 * Princess Celestia: Of course, Twilight. I love this plan. We'll do it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Great, thanks Celestia!
 * Duck:
 * Princess Celestia:
 * Hiro:
 * Princess Luna: [blushing at Hiro]
 * Rainbow Dash: [zooming] Sky's cleared and ready for the festival!
 * Lightning McQueen: Alright, nice going Rainbow!
 * Pinkie Pie: [blowing up a balloon] [balloon squeaking] [balloon deflating] Whoa! [birds whistling in harmony] [balloon zooming by]
 * Pinkie Pie: Whoa! Heads up, Fluttershy! Out of control balloooooon!!
 * Fluttershy: Hoo. I don't think it's the balloon that's out of control, Pinkie Pie!
 * Applejack: Hey, y'all!
 * Pinkie Pie: [screams]
 * Applejack: Anypony up for some free samples of my family's apple cider?
 * Rainbow Dash: Ah! Thank you! Loved it!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wow, I still can't believe we get to have our first Festival of Friendship. [sighs] Even after Princess Celestia and I reconciled and it does take a lot of guts to do it.
 * Unikitty: Well you've gotta admit, it's amazing what can happen in a short amount of time.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, kinda feels like it was only yesterday.
 * Rarity: [humming]
 * Edward: Wow, Rarity. It's a great job you're doing so far. But you won't be done until after the concert, will you?
 * Rarity: Edward, darling, anypony can do "fine". Twilight asked me, so clearly, she's going for fabulous, and fabulous takes time.
 * Rainbow Dash: Fabulous takes forever! But "awesome"... [flies past]
 * Fluttershy: Whoa!
 * Rainbow Dash: ...can get done in four seconds flat! Faster if I do my sonic rainboom!
 * Rarity: Aah! Nono, oh no! Don't you dare, Rainbow Dash! It looks wretched enough already.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh come on, it's fine!
 * Rarity: If you were raised in a barn! Ahem, no offense, Applejack.
 * Applejack: None taken. Especially since I wasn't raised in a barn. My family just happens to have a barn. Where I was born. And... spent most of my formative years...

[ponies gasp while some of our heroes roll their eyes at Pinkie Pie]
 * Rainbow Dash: [very quickly] You were raised in a barn!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay, just two hundred and eighteen things left to do and we're ready.
 * Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie: Hey, Twilight!
 * Rarity: Hello, Spike.
 * Spike: Uh, hi, Rarity. Heh heh.
 * Emmet Brickowski: Hey, Twilight, gotta say, the Friendship Festival's looking great so far, can't wait to see if it lives up to everyone's expectations.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Emmet. We shall see.
 * Thomas: So how'd it go with the other Princesses?
 * Princess Bubblegum: Yeah, did they like your idea?
 * Pinkie Pie: I bet they loved it!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well if you put it that way, yeah, they did!
 * Sunset Shimmer: That's great!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, though, I'll admit I'm a little worried, I mean, what if Songbird Serenade hates the stage?! Or nopony makes a new friend?! And if I failed the festival, then who am I?!
 * Pinkie Pie: Twilight, look at me! This will be the biggest celebration Equestria has ever seen! As the Princess of Friendship, you cannot fail! This day will define who you are! The pressure is intense! It's almost too much for any single pony to handle! [screams]
 * Pinkie Pie: But you have us! So stop worrying. [clink!]
 * Lightning McQueen: Yeah, when we're together, the sky's the limit!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right, anyways, let's go ahead and finish everything else that needs doing.

We Got This Together/Enter Tempest Shadow and the villains/Canterlot Attack/Escape from Canterlot
[Cue "We've Got This Together"] [ponies gasping] [splat!]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps, yells, groans]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed] Pinkie!
 * Unikitty: Twilight, you okay?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, I'm fine.


 * Pinkie Pie: Oopsie! Guess my easy bake confetti cake cannon needs a little bit more fine tuning!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [nickers] Hmmm...
 * Emmet Brickowski: Songbird Serenade? Is it really her? It is, it is!
 * Songbird Serenade: Hiya. I'm lookin' for the pony in charge?

[camera flashing]

[Just then, some dark clouds appeared] [a airship could be seen in the distance] [the airship lands the door on it begins to open] [the airship door lands on touches the ground, deflating a balloon in the process] [Grubber walks out the airship] [ponies cowering and whispering] [A dark orchid unicorn with her armor, her mane and tail are all moderate rose and she has a broken horn and a scar on her right eye appears and indeed it was... Tempest Shadow] [Twilight, her friends, Trixie, Sunset and Starlight look at each other in confusion] [The storm creatures and Team McQueen's enemies appear as more ships appear as well] [Tempest throws one of the obsidian orbs she had at Cadence] [Finn deploys his guns] [Finn quickly shoots at the orb and destroys it before it goes through the shield] [Tempest runs towards the Princesses] [Tempest kicks the next orb at Celestia] [Suddenly, Flame Princess uses her fire powers to destroy the orb, annoyed, Tempest throws another orb at Luna] [PB quickly put the gun away] [Tempest throws the last orb at Twilight and her friends] [Lightning McQueen quickly gathered the Cutie-Mark Crusaders before rejoining the group] [So, with the ponies and the team gathered, they quickly worked to get out of Canterlot before they were all captured] [The team, the Mane Six and the Princesses started to build the Escape Buggy] [Twilight put a roof onto the Escape Buggy] [Ultrakatty jumps onto the roof as everyone all jumps in] [FP steps on the gas] [So, the storm guards and the villains proceeded to chase after the heroes, one of them shooting at a nearby building, causing it to collapse] [The building falls onto the bridge, sending the Escape Buggy flying] [The Escape Buggy flies into another building] [The Escape Buggy crashes through the wall] [Tempest was clearly still catching up to them] [Flame Princess turns on the bumper] [There ahead was another building] [When FP tried to avoid the building, she ended up flying right into it] [The Batmobile pops out of a portal and Batman gets into it before reaching his friends in the Escape Buggy] [Just then, they hear another familiar voice] [MetalBeard shows up in a battle car] [Alfred shows up with Benny, President Business, Scribble Cop, Robin, Batgirl, the Ninjago Team, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, Dr. Fox and Richard on the Jammy Dodger with Sweet Mayhem arriving on her Systar Starship] [Sweet Mayhem uses her Systar Starship to wipe out a ship carrying a Storm Guard and Patience St. Pim, leaving nothing but them and a roll-able object] [FP was driving in the Storm Guard and Patience's direction] [FP quickly makes the Escape Buggy dodge the two villains] [Tempest shoots a ?? but the Systar Starship reflects it and it hits the ship carrying Acer and Grem, Acer could be seen whipping Grem] [MetalBeard turns around to face Tempest] [But Batman activates a harpoon gun] [He fires at Tempest who dodges the harpoon] [Batman keeps firing at Tempest] [Batmam fires at a nearby building, which lands right on top of another ship] [Ultrakatty tried to think angry thoughts as she turns into a booster engine] [That made Ultrakatty very angry] [The camera zooms right into Ultrakatty's eye, it reveals the components of a engine that begins to rev up and zooms out] [With Ultrakatty's fiery turbo power, the team sucessfully got out of Canterlot, though they didn't notice they were to run off a cliff] [Tempest and the rest of the villains stop by the cliff]
 * Songbird Serenade: I need to set up for my sound check.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Songbird Serenade? Um, I was just going to check on you. [laughs nervously] I'm Princess Twilight, and sorry about the mess. I'm usually not so...
 * Songbird Serenade: Caked in cake?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Heh heh.
 * Songbird Serenade's Agent: You have visual on buttercream?
 * Songbird Serenade's Bodyguard: Visual confirmed. Go for cleanup.
 * Lightning McQueen: Huh, what the?
 * Finn the Human: Uh, Princess...
 * Twilight Sparkle: [shocked] Storm clouds?! I ordered perfect weather! Rainbow Dash?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh... I... don't think those are storm clouds.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I bet those are the clowns I ordered!
 * Lightning McQueen: I wouldn't think so...
 * Pinkie Pie: ...Or definitely not the clowns I ordered.
 * Rita: Figures.
 * Party Favor: Brian, no!
 * Grubber: [breathing and grunting] [microphone feedback] [clears throat, voice echoing] Ponies of Equestria, we come on behalf of the fearsome, the powerful, the almighty...Storm King!
 * Emmet Brickowski: Uh... Who is that exactly?
 * Princess Bubblegum: I don't know...
 * Grubber: And now, to deliver the evil, evil message, put your hooves together for Commander Tempeeeest!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Is that a... unicorn?
 * Spike: I think so, but what happened to her horn?
 * Princess Celestia: [flies down with Luna and Cadence] "Tempest" is it? How may we help you?
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, I'm so glad you asked. How about we start with your complete and total surrender?
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: Okay, I'm getting super evil vibes here...
 * Twilight Sparkle: [shows up with her friends, Starlight, Trixie and Sunset] Hi there. Princess of Friendship. Not exactly sure what's going on, but I know we can talk things out.
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, goody. All four Princesses, and the purple one's friends too.
 * Tempest Shadow: Here's the deal, ladies. I need your magic. Give it up nicely, please, or we make it difficult for everyone!
 * Princess Luna: And why should we cower before you? There's one of you and hundreds of us.
 * Finn McMissile: In other words, you're pretty much outnumbered!
 * Tempest Shadow: [chuckles] I was hoping you'd choose "difficult".
 * Lightning McQueen: What the?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * Princess Cadence: [gasps]
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: I knew it!
 * Hawkodile: Hmm. [gets into a battle stance] Time for the bodyguard to guard somebodies!
 * Finn McMissile: Oh, I don't think so!
 * Princess Cadance: [gasps before putting a shield]
 * Tempest Shadow: What?!
 * Finn McMissile: Did you really we would let you get away with that?!
 * Princess Cadance: Thanks for the safe, Finn.
 * Finn McMissile: No problem, Cadance.
 * Lightning McQueen: Guys, keep Cadance safe.
 * Unikitty: Got it. Accessing... inner... [transforms into Ultrakatty] RAGE!!!
 * Princess Celestia: Luna, quick! Go south beyond the Badlands!
 * Princess Luna: Hmph!
 * Princess Celestia: Seek help from the Queen of the Hippo- [gasps as she sees the orb flying towards her]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Oh no you don't! [destroys the orb with a mechanical gun before it hits Luna]
 * Tempest Shadow: That's impossible!
 * Princess Luna: Thanks, Princess Bubblegum.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Anytime.
 * The Lemon Sweeter: Yo Dodgy, find backup and meet up with us later!
 * The Jammy Dodger: Got it! [flies away]
 * Lightning McQueen: Flame Princess, save Twilight and the others!
 * Flame Princess: You got it, McQueen.
 * Flame Princess: Girls, look out! [uses her fire powers to destroy the orb heading towards her]
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Phew, thanks Flame Princess!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, we're outta here!
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, running now!
 * Tempest Shadow: Grubber, get them now!
 * Grubber: Guys, we gotta get the ponies!
 * Demon 311: [to Acer and Grem] You two, get them!
 * Acer: And if we don't?
 * Demon 311: [shines her blood red lights]
 * Grem: Enough said.
 * Demon 311:
 * Applejack: Over here, y'all.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Come on!
 * Princess Luna: Hurry!
 * Princess Celestia: Let's get out of here!
 * Princess Bubblegum: [placed a super argo turbo engine] Super argo turbo engine!
 * Rita: [placed some super safety lights] Super safety lights plating!
 * Flame Princess: [placed heat seeking missiles] Heat seeking missiles!
 * Finn the Human: [add windshield wipers] Windshield wipers!
 * Slime Princess: [add a Viking blaster cannon] Viking blaster cannon!
 * Turbo: [add red racing stripes] Snazzy racing stripes!
 * Ultrakatty: Let's go!
 * Hugo: You alright guys.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, we're fine, thanks for asking. [looks behind] Shame we couldn't save anypony else though.
 * Flame Princess: Don't worry, we'll get you, the CMC, the Princesses and all of you out of here.
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh for the love of- [groans angrily]
 * Grubber: So, we go after them?
 * Tempest Shadow: Yes!
 * Princess Luna: Looks like they haven't given up yet.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Look out!
 * Team McQueen, the Mane 6, Spike, Trixie, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, the CMC and the Princesses: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * Slime Princess: Oh, now what!
 * Mater: Are they trying to get us all killed?!
 * Sally Carrera: Wall incoming!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Oh boy...
 * Tempest Shadow: You're not getting away that easily!
 * Holley Shiftwell: That's what you think!
 * Apple Bloom: They're gaining on us, faster!
 * Flame Princess: We're going as fast as we can.
 * Rita: It's like they know our every move.
 * Hugo: Weird, huh?
 * Lumpy Space Princess: Flame Princess!
 * Flame Princess: What?
 * Ultrakatty: LOOK OUT!
 * Flame Princess: Uh oh... [screams]
 * Mater: Yikes.
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: Let's just be thankful no one was in there.
 * Starlight Glimmer: [looks through the mirror] Uh guys, they're getting closer!
 * Tempest Shadow: Ready to give up yet?!
 * James: Never!
 * Slime Princess: I think we're gonna need backup.
 * Jake the Dog: Right. Ultrakatty, flare!
 * Ultrakatty: [snarls and releases an flare from her horn]
 * Batman: [looking from afar, sees "Happy New Year!"] I can't believe another year has passed.
 * Finn the Human: Uh...
 * Ultrakatty: Wrong flare! [releases another flare, this one saying "Help!"]
 * Batman and Alfred: [singing] Should all acquaintance- [they see the flare saying "Help!"]
 * Batman: Looks like my friends need me. Alfred, Batmobile!
 * Alfred Pennyworth: [pulls up a big megaphone] Send out the Batmobile!
 * Batman: Relax everybody, I'm here.
 * Fern: Batman!
 * Emmet Brickowski: Good to see you!
 * MetalBeard: Did someone order backup?!
 * Pinkie Pie: I recognize that voice!
 * MetalBeard: Been a while, Team McQueen.
 * The rest of Team McQueen: MetalBeard!
 * General Sweet Mayhem: Surprise!
 * Lloyd: Long time no see Team McQueen!
 * The Storm Guard and Patience St. Pim: [screams]
 * Flame Princess: Way to go Sweet Mayhem!
 * Patience St. Pim and the Storm Guard: We're alive! [they end up rolling off a cliff] AAAAAAAHHHH!!! [falls into the river]
 * Grem: You don’t have to keep whipping me, Acer!
 * MetalBeard: Welcome to Shark Week! [fires the shark that was in his cannon at Tempest]
 * Tempest Shadow: What?! [quickly dodges the shark] Nice try!
 * Batman: Eat it and weep.
 * Batman: Eat more then weep more!
 * Tempest Shadow: Is that really all you've got?!
 * Tempest Shadow: Why did I ask that?
 * Batman: Keep eating and weeping! Eat! Weep! Eat! Weep! Eat! Weep! [growls with frustation] Eat freedom!
 * Flame Princess: How much farther now?
 * Thomas: If we can get fast enough we can outrun them!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Get us out of here as fast as you can! [dismantles the Escape Buggy's engine] Go, go, go!
 * Ultrakatty: Think angry thoughts, angry thoughts!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Uh, pollution, poverty, people who put raisins in stuff.
 * Ultrakatty: IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT RAISINS!!!
 * Ultrakatty: [roars as she causes the Escape Buggy to go way faster than before]
 * Puppycorn: Yahoo! Go sis!
 * Jake the Dog: [in Bug Bunny's voice] Uh, just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not driving off the cliff to a painful demise say "I."
 * All: "I"!
 * Richard: [in Daffy Duck's voice] Mother...
 * Flame Princess: [transforms the Escape Buggy into a helicoptor, called the Escape Coptor, while Batman turns the Batmobile into the Batwing, with MetalBeard abandoning his battle car to get on]
 * Pinkie Pie: Whee-hee-hee!
 * Puppycorn: Alright!
 * Princess Cadance: Yes!
 * Lightning McQueen:
 * Mater:
 * Tempest Shadow: Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn! [starts kicking a metal object in anger, one of the storm guards behind her starts running off, Tempest kicks the metal object and it lands on top of the storm guard that was running off]
 * The Storm Guard: Ow.
 * Tempest Shadow: [sighs in frustration]
 * Rex Dangervest: Well, that stinks.
 * Bon Dangernort: No kidding!
 * Grubber: So... Which one of you guys are going down there?
 * Demon 311: You're asking us this, NOW?! And what's stopping you from following them yourself?
 * Grubber: [sighs] I would, but I just had a hearty meal, and I will think and I will side-cramp. I'm very big-boned. I think quick.

The Escape success/The Quest begins
[At last, the escape was success as the Jammy Dodger, the Lemon Sweeter and the Escape Buggy deploy parachutes before safely reaching the ground while the the Batwing and the Systar Starship land] [Hiro and Luna looked at each other and begins to kiss]
 * Hiro: Looks like we lost them!
 * Princess Luna: Well that's a relief.
 * Hiro: Yeah...
 * Rarity: [catching her breath]
 * Applejack: Everypony okay?
 * Unikitty: [turning back from Ultrakatty] Yeah, pretty much.
 * Lightning McQueen: Looks like everyone's present and accounted for.
 * Sparky: Good to hear.
 * Emmet Brickowski: So what do we do now?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah, we just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crashers ever!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we can't just stand around, We gotta go back there and fight!
 * Spike: Well, you saw the size of those goons. You seriously wanna go back?
 * Applejack: So now what? We can't hide here forever. And let's be honest, we can't go back. I'm not sure what those orb things would've done had they hit us, but I don't think it would've been pretty...
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Yeah...
 * Finn the Human: So what now? Princess Celestia, any ideas?
 * Princess Celestia:
 * Duck: My lady,
 * Princess Celestia: Oh, Duck,
 * Twilight Sparkle: [realizes] Wait a second, Celestia, didn't you ask Luna to seek help from the Queen of the... uh... um... Hippos, was it? [everyone looks at her in confusion]
 * Batman: Welp, we're doomed...
 * Princess Celestia: Not hippos, Hippogriffs, part pony, part eagle. [everyone gasps in surprise]
 * Dr. Fox: Oh, that makes much more sense!
 * Hawkodile: Yeah, but, where exactly can we find these... Hippogriffs?


 * Princess Celestia: They're somewhere south, past the Badlands.


 * Starlight Glimmer: Oh, that's good to kn- Wait what?!


 * Fluttershy: That means we'll have to... leave Equestria. Oh!

[paniced and confused screaming]
 * Rarity: I'm not even packed!
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: Guys, calm down!


 * Twilight Sparkle: Look, I understand you're scared, and nopony else has to go if they don't want to. But we have to find this queen. She might be our only hope.
 * Lloyd: We understand Twilight, if we have to face danger to find this queen, we're ready.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Lloyd's right, we're all in this together Twilight!
 * Rainbow Dash: She's right, we're in this together.
 * Applejack: We got your back.
 * Pinkie Pie: Indeedy!
 * Rarity: I am ready to save Equestria!
 * Fluttershy: Yay.
 * Spike: We're all behind you, Twilight.
 * Batman: Agreed!
 * Flame Princess: [gets in the Escape Buggy]
 * Emmet Brickowski: [builds his Dream House into a spaceship]
 * Lucy/Wyldstyle: [gets on her SuperCycle]

The Storm King banishes Tempest and Grubber/Exploring Kludgetown
[back at the villain's base] [Several minutes earlier, Tempest and Grubber returned to see the Storm King, who wasn't too happy to see them empty handed] [Tempest steps onto the Eject mat then Storm King ejects Tempest and Grubber] [end of flashback] [Meanwhile, in the desert]
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: You insolent, insignificant morons! How did you fail to catch the ponies?!
 * Demon 311: Don't blame us, their friends blew up the obsidian orbs!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Well maybe you should've thrown more of them.
 * Rex Dangervest: We had limited supply, okay?!
 * Jackson Storm: Well technically, Tempest did. [looks around] Speaking of her, where is she?
 * Ivan: Yeah, I don't see that Grubber guy either.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Well, about them...
 * Tempest Shadow: We failed, my king.
 * Grubber: Instead of capturing the twelve ponies, we may or may not have let them escape, heh-heh.
 * The Storm King: What? I don't tolerate failure, you two are no use to me anymore!
 * Tempest Shadow: But... you promised to restore my horn.
 * Grubber: And the dough that we are making.
 * The Storm King: I don't want to see you two anymore. Now, get out of here!
 * Tempest Shadow: Anything we can do now, my king?
 * The Storm King: Oh, what's that Tempest, I couldn't hear you. Could you come closer? Maybe stand on the tile in front of you?
 * Tempest Shadow: Which one? The one that says "Eject" or the one that says "Trap Door"?
 * The Storm King: Oh, either one will do.
 * Tempest Shadow: What I'm trying to say is...
 * Tempest Shadow: YOU'LL REGRET THIS ONE DAY!!!
 * The Storm King: [lets go the lever] Hmph! Losers, I'm surrounded by Losers! What'll I do now?!
 * Rex Dangervest: Oh... Why didn't you do anything about it?
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Wasn't really my problem.
 * Demon 311: Still, a bit harsh of him to do that.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Whatever, either way, it's not over yet, the ponies are still alive, so we still have a chance to triumph! [laughs]
 * Rex Dangervest: So... You still want us to go catch them?
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Obviously YES!
 * Rex Dangervest: Okay okay, no need to go Hulk on us!

[slide guitar sting]
 * Pinkie Pie: [panting] There's sand in my... everything... Heh... Saving... Equestria... [demented laugh] Oh! Look! Maybe this guy knows which way to go! What's that, friend? We're lost? [demented laugh, coughs, faints]

Tempest and Grubber in exile/Meeting Captain Calaeno and the Pirates
[Meanwhile at the bottom of the cliff that Team McQueen were at the bottom of earlier from earlier, Tempest and Grubber were living in exile not knowing what to do.] [But Tempest isn't herself, so Grubber knew how to cheer her up] [As Tempest ate it, that made her feel better.] [Without answers, Tempest grabbed Grubber as they set out for Kludgetown, and they eventually made it not long after Team McQueen escaped, they eventually found Capper, who was staying out of sight from the Villain League, but also eavesdropping at the same time]
 * Tempest Shadow: I can't believe I trusted the Storm King, thanks to him, we're pretty much outcasts, and since everyone despises us due to us working with him, we have nowhere left to go. [sighs] Where did I go so wrong?
 * Grubber: Well, look at the bright side, we still had each other, right?
 * Grubber: [offers a cupcake with says "Sidekicks 4 Life"] Cupcake?
 * Tempest Shadow: Thank you, Grubber.
 * Tempest Shadow: To think all this time, I thought friendship was hopeless, my old friends abandoned me when my horn broke, but now, I can honestly see why it's so important.
 * Grubber: So, what are we going to do know?
 * Tempest Shadow: I wish I knew. [but then, Tempest had an idea] I've made wrong choices when I trusted the Storm King. Grubber, it's time we set things right.
 * Grubber: How?
 * Tempest Shadow: By proving ourselves to Princess Twilight Sparkle and Team McQueen, if she and the other eleven ponies haven't been captured yet, they're gonna need all the help they can get.
 * Grubber: Do we have to?
 * Capper:

Open Up Your Eyes/Reinforcements Arrive/Preparing for the Final Battle
[Inside the ship, the captive ponies were trying desperately to break the cage to little effect] [Demon 311 shines her blood red headlamps and
 * [Celestia and Luna try to kick their way out]
 * [Twilight and Cadence blast the bars with magic to break them but to no avail]
 * Rainbow Dash: There's just gotta be a way out!
 * Applejack: And how do you plan on finding it?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] It's no use, it's like the cage is nullifying our magic.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Like how some of those storm creatures reflected our magic with those shields eariler...
 * Starlight Glimmer: [sees ??? walk in] Uh, girls?
 * Trixie Lulamoon: What's wrong, Starlight?
 * Demon 311:

The Final Battle/Timothy, Demon 311, Rex, Bon and the Storm King defeated
[The Storm King [Lightning [ [ [ [As Rex evilly laughs,
 * The Storm King: [in Captain Gutt's voice] Told ya, Speedy. You shouldn't mess with the Master of the Storms.
 * Lightning McQueen: [in Manny's voice] You know. Sometimes, it pays to be fast!
 * The Storm King: [in Captain Gutt's voice] NOOO!!!
 * Lightning McQueen: [in Manny's voice] Bon Voyage, [hits the Storm King with a bat] Monkey Boy!
 * The Storm King: [in Captain Gutt's voice] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * Batman: HAHA! Goodbye, and good riddance!
 * Bon Dangernort: [punches
 * Bon Dangernort: Take that,
 * Princess Bubblegum: Hey! No one
 * Princess Bubblegum: Hey! No one
 * Princess Bubblegum: Oof!
 * Emmet Brickowski: OOOOOOWWW!
 * Rex Dangervest: Guess
 * Bon Dangernort:
 * Lucy/Wyldstyle:

Returning the Magic/Restoring Equestria/Continuing the Festival of Friendship/"Rainbows"/Ending
[Twilight nods, along with the others] [Tempest place the staff on the center and the magic slowly begins to restore everything to normal, even fixing the buildings back to the way they were before the invasion] [Meanwhile, the Storm King ends up landing in the ocean] [Then, [He sees the clam shell open up [But, the female white creature turns out to be a siren when [The clam closed when the sirens
 * Fluttershy: Now what?
 * Tempest Shadow: [levitates the staff] Now, we fix everything...
 * The Storm King: [comes out of the water as he gasps for air] Oh... Those Team McQueen punks haven't heard the last of me!
 * The Storm King: Wha? [sees another siren] Huh?
 * Female White Creature: Oh, the Storm King~
 * The Storm King: That's me.
 * Female White creature: Let's rule the worlds together.
 * The Storm King: Sounds like a plan!
 * The Storm King: [in Captain Gutt's voice] Huh? [as the siren grabs him by his neck] What the?!
 * The Storm King: [in Captain Gutt's voice]