Ending/Back to Patchy

Here's how the ending goes in Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

[It fades back to a night club and a woman is singing]

Mr. Maguire: Evening, girls. You're looking well.

Woman: Good evening, Mr. Maguire.

Mr. Maguire: Oh, it's a fine night to be me.

Alex: You dance great for an old lady.

Lin: Someone told me to stop living on the sidelines.

Alex: Well, he sounds like a smart guy.

Lin: He is.

[The 2 kiss and it shows Rick and Evelyn]

Rick: So I guess Dash and Scarlet have their next adventure?

Evelyn: Why write about it when you can live it? There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead.

Rick: Even more romantic doing it with you.

Evelyn: Kiss me.

Rick: Don't have to ask me twice.

[The 2 kiss and we soon see Jonathan]

Man: Can I get your bag, sir?

Jonathan: No, no, no. Don't touch it, don't touch it.

Man: Where are you off to, Mr. Carnahan?

Johnathan: Someplace where they don't have mummies. Step on it I've got a plane to catch.

Driver: Yes sir.

Jonathan: Yeah, Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. [takes out a pearl] Peru, here I come.

[As the drives drive away a dialogue says "Soon after, mummies were found in Peru"]

[with our heroes]

Eddy: Finally our battle is over!

Edd: Indeed. We've shown those crazy villains that even in rough times, we can still win!

Hugs: Thanks to Brian, Bradey is finnaly gone!

Brian: I know! As a matter infact I feel like a song coming!

[Brian takes a microphone out of nowehre and turns it on and begans to sing "You've got a Friend in Me" in a awesome singing voice]


 * You've got a friend in me
 * You've got a friend in me
 * When the road looks rough ahead
 * And you're miles and miles
 * From your nice warm bed
 * Just remember what your old pal said
 * Boy, you've got a friend in me
 * You've got a friend in me
 * You've got a friend in me

Optimus: Hey Percy, you worried?

Percy: About Thomas and Twilight? NAH! It'll be fun!

[Then Thomas, Twilight, the Princesses, Shining Armor, and Cadance walked up]

Shining Armor: Of course it will!

Princess Celestia: I'm proud of my faithful student and Thomas!

Princess Luna: As am I!

Thomas: Besides we'll always be together as it is. For infinity and beyond!

[Brian continues to sing as everyone at the party watched and danced. And as Thomas, Percy, Optimus, the Princesses, Shining Armor, Cadance watched happily]


 * You're gonna see
 * It's our destiny
 * You've got a friend in me
 * You've got a friend in me
 * You've got a friend in me................

Brian finished then he did fancy trick with the microphone and said, "YEAH!"

[back to Patchy]

Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?

Potty: Let's watch it again.

Patchy: [chuckles] That's a great idea, Potty. [looks on the table] Where's the remote? [continues searching] Where's the remote? [stands up] Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head] Eh... [falls to the floor]

Potty: Brawk!

Patchy: [stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote] My remote! [goes to the window] Thanks, stranger!

Mrs. Johnson: [outside, in a wheelchair] Don't mention it, Patchy! [flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind]

Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? [presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV] No, that's not it. [presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV] Doh! Wrong again. [keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over]

Potty: Brawk! Let me do it!

Patchy: No, get away! [the lights go out] That's the light switch! [the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch]

Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button!

Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!!

Patchy: [continues pressing buttons on the remote] Rewind... darn you! [suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape]

Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy!

Patchy: No! [tries to stop the tape from spewing out] Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! [gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling] Oh no! I've ruined "Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"! Now it's lost forever!

Potty: Brawk! Lost forever!

Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess "Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, Ed, Edd, n Eddy will live on in our hearts and in our minds. Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

[The film ends with "The Last Goodbye (from The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies)"]