The Apprentice (RFFAoXS)/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Xiaolin Showdown.

[Theme song]

[The story begins at the Xiaolin Temple]

Master Fung: Today's exercise will train you to fight our newest and ingenious enemy. I am preparing you to fight Chase Young.

[All gasped]

Master Fung: Today’s exercise requires you to race to the top of these rocks and use deception in order to win.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh, I get it.

Evil Ryan: I guess he want us to think like a villain so we can catch the villain.

Apple White: You are right, Evil Ryan.

Bertram T. Monkey: Sci-Ryan! Look! An alien!

Sci-Ryan: Where?!

[Then, Raimundo bounce off Sci-Ryan's head]

Bertram T. Monkey: Can't believe you fell for that!

Connor Lacey: Just like Dyris did to Omi.

Sci-Ryan: Yeah. She tried that same thing to me but, I didn't get manipulated by her because I'm a human/merman hybrid.

[Then, the gang have to continue the training]

Evil Ryan: Hey, Omi. Let me give you a hand.

[Then, Evil Ryan grabs Omi's hand then throws Omi at the bottom of the hill]

Omi: I see. You offer me a hand, only to deceive me. I have learned my lesson. I shall never be deceived again.

[Omi climbs up the hill to catch up]

Evil Anna: Aha. [Hits her foot] Ow! My leg! My poor leg!

Omi: Allow me to help you, Evil Anna.

Evil Anna: Thanks, Omi.

[She then throws Omi down the hill along with Connor, Ryan and the Lolirock Girls]

Ryan F-Freeman: [as Plankton] Ouch!

Connor Lacey: Mammy..

[Evil Anna climbed to the top with Kimiko]

Evil Anna: Yeah! Oh yeah! We won!

Omi: I am impressed by your willpower, Evil Anna. It must be painful to dance with an injured leg.

Bertram T. Monkey: Her leg is not injured, Omi. She's just pulling yours.

Ryan F-Freeman: He's right. And at least Connor and I land on something soft.

Matau T. Monkey: And you are way too trusty, Omi.

Omi: I trust that you are right.

Sci-Ryan: And Connor, remember I was Poison Sci-Ryan back at Gotham?

Connor Lacey: Yup.

Sci-Ryan: Well, I did try to turn everyone into my minions for me and turn the city into my green paradise.

Evil Ryan: Like Ryan and Oswald.

Dojo: We got another Shen Gong Wu.

Matau T. Monkey: Right. Let's get to it.

[Meanwhile, at Jack Spicer's lair]

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Ryan messes up my plan to kill my husband and kids and banished me to the Outlands. Again! Now, I won't be able to frame Mai Lacey and rule Ireland.

Ryvine Spakle: But, I manage to swipe this. [shows Linda Connor's Prime chip of his Ultimatrix] With this, you will use it on your robot and make you the greatest Realm traveler of all time.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes.

Dr. Neo Cortex: And once Jack installed an obideance chip in Robot Jack, he will do the things he can't do.

Megatron (Movie): Yeah. It can wash the floors and do things like that human. Cinderella.

Ryvine Sparkle: