Lightning McQueen's Adventures of My Little Pony: The Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Lightning McQueen's Adventures of My Little Pony: The Movie.

Prologue/The Villains' evil plan/Timothy contacts the Storm King
[At the villains' base, Timothy
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: [talking to his fellow villains] Imbeciles! Fools!! Nincompoops!! CAN'T YOU IDIOTS DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?!?! According to this, your track record for spreading evil is PATHETIC!
 * Professor Zündapp: Don't take your anger out on us boss, it's not our fault, that wretched racecar and his allies are to blame!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: [growls in anger at the thought of Lightning] I will not let anything stand in the way of evil, especially not that stupid red motorvehcile! McQueen and his team must be eliminated!
 * Bon Dangernort: Umm, Timothy? Need I remind you that Team McQueen always finds a way to beat us. Maybe they are too good for us.
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Enough excuses! All you idiots need to come up with one good plan! Or else...
 * Rex Dangervest: Else What?
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: Do I need to repeat myself?!
 * Victor Hugo: How do we get into these situations? [sighs]

Opening Scene/The Festival of Friendship/Celestia agreed with Twilight's idea
(The scene cuts a great day at Equestria, where the ponies are having their Festival of Friendship for the first time)
 * Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!

(Inside the castle, Twilight was a little nervous about to say at the other Princess)
 * Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!
 * Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!
 * Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!
 * Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!
 * Spike: Okay, Twilight. Got all your charts and graphs.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Spike! I'm just so nervous about this meeting!
 * Spike: Whachoo talkin' 'bout?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I'm about to ask the three most royal princesses of Equestria for a huge favor! What if they reject me?
 * Spike: It'll be fine. Just remember the most important thing.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Smile?!
 * Spike: Eh... no. You're a Princess, too.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right! [exhales] Good morning, Princesses. Thank you all for seeing me. I have an idea that I think will make our Friendship Festival the most wonderful celebration Equestria has ever seen!


 * Princess Celestia: Yes, Twilight! We are very excited!
 * Princess Cadence: Ponies have been arriving from all over all morning.
 * Princess Luna: I'd like to think it's to see us, but Songbird Serenade might be the bigger attraction.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes, she is the... "mane" event! [giggles] And to make it extra special, I could use your help. Spike? [whiteboard wheeling in]
 * Spike: [humming fanfare]

????/Enter Tempest Shadow and the villains/Canterlot Attack/Escape from Canterlot
[Just then, some dark clouds appeared] [a airship could be seen in the distance] [the airship lands the door on it begins to open] [the airship door lands on touches the ground, deflating a balloon in the process] [Grubber walks out the airship] [ponies cowering and whispering] [A dark orchid unicorn with her armor, her mane and tail are all moderate rose and she has a broken horn and a scar on her right eye appears and indeed it was... Tempest Shadow] [The storm creatures appears as more ships appears as well] [Tempest throws one of the obsidian orbs she had at Cadence] [Finn deploys his guns] [Finn quickly shoots at the orb and destroys it before it goes through the shield] Lightning McQueen: Keep Cadance safe. [Tempest runs towards the Princesses] [Tempest kicks the next orb at Celestia] [Suddenly, Flame Princess uses her fire powers to destroy the orb, annoyed, Tempest throws another orb at Luna] [PB [Tempest throws the last orb at Twilight and her friends] [ [So, with the ponies and the team gathered, they quickly worked to get out of Canterlot before they were all captured] [The team, the Mane 6 and the Princesses started to build the Escape Buggy] [Twilight put a roof onto the Escape Buggy] [Ultrakatty jumps onto the roof as everyone all jumps in] [FP steps on the gas] [So, the storm guards proceeded to chase after the heroes, one of them shooting at a nearby building, causing it to collaspe] [The building falls onto the bridge, sending the Escape Buggy flying] [The Escape Buggy flies into another building] [ [ [Flame Princess turns on the bumper] [ [ [The Batmobile pops out of a portal and Batman gets into it before reaching his friends in the Escape Buggy] [ [MetalBeard shows up in a battle car] [Alfred shows up with Benny, Robin, Batgirl, the Ninja, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, Dr. Fox and Richard] [ [Ultrakatty tried to think angry thoughts] [That made Ultrakatty very angry] [The camera zooms right into Ultrakatty's eye, [With
 * Lightning McQueen: Huh, what the?
 * Finn the Human: Uh, Princess...
 * Twilight Sparkle: [shocked] Storm clouds?! I ordered perfect weather! Rainbow Dash?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh... I... don't think those are storm clouds.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I bet those are the clowns I ordered!
 * Lightning McQueen: I wouldn't think so...
 * Pinkie Pie: ...Or definitely not the clowns I ordered.
 * Rita: Figures.
 * Party Favor: Brian, no!
 * Grubber: [breathing and grunting] [microphone feedback] [clears throat, voice echoing] Ponies of Equestria, we come on behalf of the fearsome, the powerful, the almighty...Storm King!
 * Emmet Brickowski: Uh... Who is that exactly?
 * Princess Bubblegum: I don't know...
 * Grubber: And now, to deliver the evil, evil message, put your hooves together for Commander Tempeeeest!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Is that a... unicorn?
 * Spike: I think so, but what happened to her horn?
 * Princess Celestia: [flies down with Luna and Cadence] "Tempest" is it? How may we help you?
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, I'm so glad you asked. How about we start with your complete and total surrender?
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: Okay, I'm getting super evil vibes here...
 * Twilight Sparkle: [shows up with her friends, Starlight, Trixie and Sunset] Hi there. Princess of Friendship. Not exactly sure what's going on, but I know we can talk things out.
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, goody. All four Princesses, and the purple one's friends too.
 * [Twilight, her friends, Trixie, Sunset and Starlight look at each other in confusion]
 * Tempest Shadow: Here's the deal, ladies. I need your magic. Give it up nicely, please, or we make it difficult for everyone!
 * Princess Luna: And why should we cower before you? There's one of you and hundreds of us.
 * Finn McMissile: In other words, you're pretty much outnumbered!
 * Tempest Shadow: [chuckles] I was hoping you'd choose "difficult".
 * Lightning McQueen: What the?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
 * Princess Cadence: [gasps]
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: I knew it!
 * Unikitty: Acessing inner rage! [turns into Ultrakatty]
 * Finn McMissile: Oh, I don't think so!
 * Princess Cadance: [gasps before putting a shield]
 * Tempest Shadow: What?!
 * Finn McMissile: Did you really we would let you get away with that?!
 * Princess Cadance: Thanks for the safe, Finn.
 * Finn McMissile: No problem, Cadance.
 * Unikitty: Got it. Accessing... inner... [transforms into Ultrakatty] RAGE!!!
 * Princess Celestia: Luna, quick! Go south beyond the Badlands!
 * Princess Luna: Hmph!
 * Princess Celestia: Seek help from the Queen of the Hippo- [gasps as she sees the orb flying towards her]
 * Princess Bubblegum: Oh no you don't! [destroys the orb with a ?? before hitting Luna]
 * Tempest Shadow: That's impossible!
 * Princess Luna: Thanks, Princess Bubblegum.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Anytime.
 * The Lemon Sweeter:
 * Lightning McQueen: Flame Princess, save Twilight and the others!
 * Flame Princess: You got it, McQueen.
 * Flame Princess: Girls, look out! [uses her fire powers to destroy the orb heading towards her]
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Phew, thanks Flame Princess!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, we're outta here!
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, running now!
 * Tempest Shadow: Grubber, get them now!
 * Grubber: Guys, we gotta get the ponies!
 * Princess Celestia: Let's get out of here!
 * Princess Bubblegum: [placed a super argo turbo engine] Super argo turbo engine!
 * Rita: [placed some super safety lights] Super safety lights plating!
 * Flame Princess: [placed heat seeking missiles] Heat seeking missiles!
 * Finn the Human: [add windshield wipers] Windshield wipers!
 * Slime Princess: [add a Viking blaster cannon] Viking blaster cannon!
 * Turbo: [add red racing stripes] Snazzy racing stripes!
 * Ultrakatty: Let's go!
 * Hugo: You alright guys.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, we're fine, thanks for asking. [looks behind] Shame we couldn't save anypony else though.
 * Flame Princess: Don't worry, we'll get you, the CMC, the Princesses and all of you out of here.
 * Tempest Shadow: Oh for the love of- [groans angrily]
 * Grubber: So, we go after them?
 * Tempest Shadow: Yes!
 * Princess Luna: Looks like they haven't given up yet.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Look out!
 * Team McQueen, the Mane 6, Spike, Trixie, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, the CMC and the Princesses: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * Slime Princess: Oh now what!
 * Mater: Are they trying to get us all killed?!
 * Sally Carrera:
 * Tempest Shadow: You're not getting away that easy!
 * Holley Shiftwell: That's what you think!
 * Appleboom: They're gaining on us, faster!
 * Flame Princess: We're going as fast as we can.
 * Rita: It's like they know our every move.
 * Hugo: Weird, huh?
 * Lumpy Space Princess: Flame Princess!
 * Flame Princess: What?
 * Ultrakatty: LOOK OUT!
 * Flame Princess: Oh no... [screams]
 * Mater: Yikes.
 * Tempest Shadow: Ready to give up yet?!
 * James: Never!
 * Slime Princess:
 * Jake the Dog: Ultrakatty, flare!
 * Ultrakatty: [snarls and releases an flare from her horn]
 * Batman: [looking from afar, sees "Happy New Year!"] I can't believe another year has passed.
 * Finn the Human: Uh...
 * Ultrakatty: Wrong flare! [releases another flare, this one saying "Help!"]
 * Batman and Alfred: [singing, then see the flare saying "Help!"]
 * Batman: Looks like my friends need me. Alfred, Batmobile!
 * Alfred Pennyworth: [pulls up a big megaphone] Send out the Batmobile!
 * Batman: S'up guys.
 * Fern: Batman!
 * Emmet Brickowski: Good to see you!
 * MetalBeard: Did someone order backup?!
 * Pinkie Pie: I recognize that voice!
 * MetalBeard: Been a while Team McQueen.
 * The rest of Team McQueen: MetalBeard!
 * Alfred Pennyworth: Coming! Coming!
 * Flame Princess:
 * Princess Bubblegum: Get us out of here as fast as you can! [dismantles the Escape Buggy's engine] Go, go, go!
 * Ultrakatty: Think angry thoughts, angry thought!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Uh, pollution, poverty, people who put raisins in stuff.
 * Ultrakatty: IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT RAISINS!!!
 * Ultrakatty:

The Escape success/The Quest begins
[At last, the escape was success]
 * Hiro:
 * Princess Luna:
 * Hiro:

The Storm King banishes Tempest and Grubber/???
[ [Tempest steps onto the Eject mat then Storm King ejects Tempest and Grubber]
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine: You insolent, insignificant morons! How did you fail to catch the ponies?!
 * Demon 311: Don't blame us, their friends blew up the obsidian orbs!
 * Timothy the Ghost Engine:
 * Tempest Shadow:
 * The Storm King: Oh, what's that Tempest, I couldn't hear you. Could you come closer? Maybe stand on the tile in front of you?
 * Tempest Shadow: Which one? The one that says "Eject" or the one that says "Trap Door"?
 * The Storm King: Oh, either one will do.
 * Tempest Shadow: What I'm trying to say is...
 * Tempest Shadow: Which one? The one that says "Eject" or the one that says "Trap Door"?
 * The Storm King: Oh, either one will do.
 * Tempest Shadow: What I'm trying to say is...
 * Tempest Shadow: YOU'LL REGRET THIS ONE DAY!!!
 * The Storm King: [lets go the lever] Hmph! Losers, I'm surrounded by Losers! What'll I do now?!