The Ultimate Hero Alliance Meets Shrek/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Ultimate Hero Alliance Meets Shrek.

[All The Ultimate Hero Alliance teleport to Shrek's swamp]

Jewel Sparkles: Eww it stinks here!

Peanut Big Top: Yeah!

Bumblebee: Guys, what is that green thing coming out of the swamp?

Cliffjumper: Looks like a...

Mittens Fluff N Stuff: MONSTER!!!

All The Ultimate Hero Alliance: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Shrek: [comes out of the swamp] Hi my name is Shrek!

Lightning McQueen: Hi my name is Lightning McQueen!

[Shrek notices the rest of the Ultimate Hero Alliance cowering in fear]

Bea Spells-a-Lot: Don't hurt me please!!

Pillow Featherbed: Or me!

Shrek: Hey, it's alright! I'm not gonna hurt any of you. You know what they say, never judge a book by it's cover.

Bea Spells-a-Lot: Oh okay. My name is Bea Spells-a-Lot.

Pillow Feaherbed: I'm Pillow Featherbed!

Jewel Sparkles: I'm Jewel Sparkles!

Spot Splatter Splash: I'm Spot Splatter Splash!

Mittens Fluff N Stuff: I'm Mittens Fluff and Stuff!

Crumbs Sugar Cookie: I'm Crumbs Sugar Cookie!

Peanut Big Top: I'm Peanut Big Top!

Dot Starlight: I'm Dot Starlight!

Rose Bumps N Bruises: I'm Rose Bumps N Bruises!

Specs Reads-a-Lot: I'm Specs Reads-a-Lot!

Blanket Featherbed: I'm Blanket Featherbed!

Trinket Sparkles: I'm Trinket Sparkles!

Scribbles Splash: I'm Scribbles Splash!

Bundles Snuggle Stuff: I'm Bundles Snuggle Stuff!

Sprinkle Spice Cookie: I'm Sprinkle Spice Cookie!

Squirt Little Top: I'm Squirt Little Top!

Stumbles Bumps N Bruises: I'm Stumbles Bumps N Bruises!

Wheeljack: I'm Wheeljack!

Smokescreen: I'm Smokescreen!

Bumblebee: I'm Bumblebee!

Arcee: I'm Arcee!

Cliffjumper: I'm Cliffjumper!

Ratchet: I'm Ratchet!

Springer: I'm Springer!

Jazz: I'm Jazz!

Kup: I'm Kup!

[The introductions]

Spot Splatter Splash: So Shrek are you an nice ogre?

Bea Spells-a-Lot: He is too Spot!!

Shrek: Yes, i'm a nice ogre! Though, most people tend to judge me before they even know me.

Jewel Sparkles: Are you married to a princess? I'm excited to know!!!

Trinket Sparkles: Me too!!

Shrek: Well, not at the moment. You see right now, I'm single. Alone. [sees a mob with pitchforks and torches coming] Oh, no. [to the UHA] Watch this.

Kup: This going to be awesome!

Jazz: Indeed!

Peanut Big Top: Exciting too!

[Shrek heads off. The mob look at his tree stump house]

Mittens Fluff N Stuff: Awesome tree stump house!!

[Shrek scares the mob away]

Bundles Snuggle Stuff: Awesome!!

Scribbles Splash: Yes!

Shrek: [sees a wanted poster for Fairytale Creatures] Wanted Fairytale Creatures. [to the UHA] Come on, you can all sleep here tonight. But no loud snoring.

Pillow Featherbed: Sounds good!

Dot Starlight: We won't snore we promise!

[They head in. The next morning at a fairytale creature sale]

Crumbs Sugar Cookie: Yay this fairytale creature sale is awesome!!!

Bea Spells-a-Lot: It sure is Crumbs!

[They see a talking Donkey named Donkey]

Peanut Big Top: Omg! A talking Donkey!! *laughs out loud*

[Donkey introduces himself to the UHA]

Donkey: Hi there! I'm Donkey!

[All the UHA introduce themselves]

Bea Spells-a-Lot: Hi i'm Bea Spells-a-Lot!

Pillow Featherbed: Hi there! I'm Pillow Featherbed!

Jewel Sparkles: Hello! I'm Jewel Sparkles!

Spot Splatter Splash: Hi'ya I'm Spot Splatter Splash!

[After the UHA introduced themselves]

Donkey: So, should we look around the fairytale creature sale?

Jazz: Sure!

[Shrek, Donkey, and UHA all look around and saw lots of fairytale creatures including a baby bear in a cage]

Baby Bear: This is too small!

Mittens Fluff N Stuff: That poor baby bear!

Donkey: I know. A grumpy old woman tried to sell me to Farquaad's men.

Rose Bumps N Bruises: Oh my gosh!

Old Lady: Oh, shut up!

Donkey: Oh!

[Then Shrek, Donkey, and the UHA saw Pinocchio getting sold]

Captain: Next! What have you got?

Geppetto: This little wooden puppet.

Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.

Captain: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this!

Captain: Next.

Pinocchio: Help me!

Spot Splatter Splash: Oh my.

Captain: What have you got?

Old Lady: Well, I've got a talking donkey.

[Grunts]

Jewel Sparkles: What???

Smokescreen: She's trying to take Donkey away?

Specs Reads-a-Lot: I hope not.

Captain: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

Old Lady: Oh, go ahead, little fella.

Captain: Well?

Old Lady: Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt-

Peanut Big Top: Did she call Donkey a boneheaded dolt?

Squirt Little Top: Yes she did!

Trinket Sparkles: She's a grouchy lady.

Captain: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

Old Lady: No, no, he talks! He does. [Moves Donkey’s lips] I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest darn thing you ever saw.

Captain: Get her out of my sight.

Bea Spells-a-Lot: *laughs out loud* The guards are taking her away!

Old Lady: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

Donkey: [Gasps] Hey, I can fly!

Peter Pan: He can fly!

Pigs: He can fly!

Scribbles Splash: He can fly!

Sprinkle Spice Cookie: He can fly!

Captain: He can talk!

Donkey: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking, donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh.

Bundles Snuggle Stuff: Oh no!

[Donkey falls and lands on the ground]

Captain: Seize him!

Guard 7: After him! He's getting away!

[Grunts, Gasps]

Dot Starlight: Donkey look out!

Mittens Fluff N Stuff: Don't let the guards catch you!

Guard 8: Get him! This way! Turn!

[The UHA and Donkey hide behind Shrek just as the guards arrive]

Captain: You there. Ogre!

Crumbs Sugar Cookie: Oh my god! Stay away from the ogre!!

Shrek: Aye?

Captain: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place all of you under arrest, and transport you to a designated, resettlement facility.

Blanket Featherbed: Uh oh.

Ratchet: This is not good!

Lightning McQueen: Not good at all.

Shrek: Oh, really? You and what army?

Jewel Sparkles: Yeah really?

[Gasps, Whimpering]

Bob the Builder: That showed them.

Rose Bumps N Bruises: Yeah! *laughs out loud*

[Shrek and the UHA head off and Donkey follows]

Donkey: [Chuckles] Can I say somethin' to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!

Shrek: Are you talkin' to-- me? Whoa!

Donkey: Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, then bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babies in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.

Shrek: Oh, that's great. Really.

Stumbles Bumps N Bruises: Yeah very great.