Cop Cow/Transcript

Here's 44th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning
(The scene opens up with Otis bringing in a rusty garbage can)

Otis: Guys, I found out what's been stinking up the barnyard for the last 3 weeks.

Sunset Shimmer: What is it?

Pip: Is it toxic sludge?

Peck: Is it Expired fish paste?

Luan: Lily's smelly diapers?

Lily: (raspberry)

Freddy: Pig's old gym clothes?

Otis: Yes. Now to dispose of this junk in a safe and non-hazardous matter.

Abby: I'll get the giant cannon.

(They load the cannon with the garbage)

Peck: Lock and loaded.

Otis: Excellent. (to Freddy) Now make sure you aim in a price scientific matter.

Freddy: Right! (Closes his eyes)

(They played a cannon version of Spin the Bottle)

Otis: (shoots the cannon) Nice work everyone. The mess won't be troubling us anymore.

(But the mess landed in the middle of the road and made Officer Fred drive into a tree)

Otis: Oh that's not good.

Eeyore: To make the story short, uh oh.

Officer Fred: (comes out dizzy) Wow, that was a close one. It's OK, mustache, you're safe now. Oh you're so brave and bushy.

Spike the dog: He's alright.

Everyone: (reveled)

Freddy: Now let's get rid of this anvil.

Cosmo: FIRE!!!

(The anvil lands on Officer Fred's foot and he screamed in pain)

Human Rainbow Dash: Who shot that anvil?

Freddy: Peck did it!

Rabbit: (moans)

(An ambulance takes Officer Fred away)

Abby: Poor Officer Fred.

Pip: Now who will give out parking tickets?

Peck: And get cat out of trees?

Mickey: Stop criminals from bank robberies?

Pig: And keep us safe from swamp goblins?

Otis: Worry not. I have a barely formulated plan that has a slim chance of not failing.