Mal's Battle of the Bands

This is how Mal's Battle of the Bands goes in Sodor's Battle of the Bands.

[Mal peaks out from the curtains and turns to Airazor and Divebomb]

Mal: Remember, boys. I want to save the juicy stuff for when my true energy is conserved.

[Airazor and Divebomb nod]

Announcer: Next up, Mal.

Mal: Wish me luck.

[Mal steps out onto the stage opens his mouth and starts to vocalize]

Mal: Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~

Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~

I heard you wanna get together~

I heard you want to rock this school~

I've thought of something that is better~

Something that changes all the rules~

Why pretend we're all the same~

When some of us shine brighter~

(Shine brighter)

Here's a chance to find your flame~

Are you a loser or a fighter?~

Me and you, you and me~

Why don't we see who is better?~

We don't have to be one and the same thing~

Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~

Are you afraid of failing the audition?~

You're the star and you should know it~

Yeah, you rise above the rest~

It doesn't matter who you hurt~

If you're just proving you're the best~

Ah, ahh-ahh-ahhh!~

Battle!~

You wanna win it~

Let's have a battle, battle of the bands!~

Let's have a battle!~

We'll go all in it~

Let's have a battle, battle, battle!~

Battle of the Bands!~

Battle!~

Courtney: I could beat you, Scott!

Mal: Battle!~

Scott: Hah! No way, Courtney!

Mal: Battle!~

Heather: I so want this!

Mal: Battle!~

Duncan (Total Drama): Not if I get it first!

Mal and Total Drama Casts: Me and you, you and me~

Why don't we see who is better?~

We don't have to be one and the same thing~

Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~

Total Drama Casts: I'm going out and winning the audition~

Mal and Total Drama Casts: Battle!~

We wanna win it~

Let's have a battle, battle of the bands!~

Let's have a battle!~

We'll go all in it~

Let's have a battle, battle, battle!~

Battle of the Bands!~

Evil Ryan: [clapping his hands] Bravo, Mal! Well done! You did well like us and the Dazzlings!

Mal: I know.

Evil Ryan: C'mon, Bertram and Evil Anna. Let's use our pendants to absorb the negative energy.

Mal: Uh-Uh-Uh. I'm the one who discovered it first. So, that means it belongs to me, all of it. [absorbs the negative energy into his pendant]

Evil Ryan: It's ok. My friends and I will have some in our performance.

Mal: [stops him from walking off] Better watch your step, pal! Because, this world and its inhabitants are all mine!

Evil Ryan: Ok, buddy. You know the name for Bertram's, Evil Anna's, and my band? The Dazzlings are already taken.

Mal: We were a band once. But from now on, I'm a one man band. [throws Evil Ryan aside]

Evil Ryan: You're on your own, buddy.[coughs] Bertram. Evil Anna. Have you two thought up a name for our band?

Evil Anna: Not yet.

Mal: See you in the finals, losers. [laughs evilly as he walks off]

Bertram T. Monkey: Bye, Mal! Let me think. Hmm. What our band name could be?

Evil Anna: Ooh. How about the Evil Twins?

Evil Ryan: No, Evil Anna. That will confuse us with the two characters from Crash Twinsanity.

Bertram T. Monkey: Well, have you got any ideas?

Evil Ryan: Let me think.[thinks until a lightbulb appears above his head] I got it!

Bertram T. Monkey: What is it?

Evil Ryan: I thought up a good name for our band.

Bertram T. Monkey: What's it gonna be called?

Evil Ryan: It will be called the Cyberlings.

Evil Anna: Good name, Evil Ryan. [sighs] I hope Mal is enjoying basking in his victory.

Evil Ryan: I think so too, Evil Anna. Look out, Mal. There's a new band in town and they are the Cyberlings!

[Later]

Evil Ryan: Ok. We should sing Under our Spell. And remember, we want to safe the good stuff when our true power has been powered up.[his pendant glows orange]

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Okay. [their pendants glow blue and purple]

[The Cyberlings walk up to the stage and the song Under Our Spell starts playing]

The Cyberlings: Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Evil Ryan: Now that you're under our spell~

Blindsided by the beat~

Clapping your hands, stomping your feet~

You didn't know that you fell~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~

Evil Ryan: Now you've fallen under our spell~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~

The Cyberlings: We've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

We say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

We've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

We say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Now that you're under our spell~

Evil Ryan: Listen to the sound of my voice~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Evil Ryan: Soon you'll find you don't have a choice~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh~

Evil Ryan: Captured in the web of my song~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Evil Ryan: Soon you'll all be singing along~

Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh, whoa, oh~

The Cyberlings: We've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

We say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

We've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

We say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Now that you're under our spell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Now that you're under our...~

Evil Ryan: Spell~ [laughs crazily]

Mal: [sarcastically] Bravo! Wow! What a brillaint performance!

Evil Ryan: Hope you enjoy the finals, Mal! Because you're going down in style.

Bertram T. Monkey: Before we say the name of our band, let me and my friends use our pendants to absorb the negative energy.

[Before they can, Mal pushes them aside and absorbs it into his pendant]

Evil Ryan: Give me that thing![rips the pendant off Mal's neck then Evil Ryan, Bertram and Evil Anna absorbs the negative energy into their pendants]

[Mal growls and snatches the pendant back and continues absorbing the negative energy]

Bertram T. Monkey: Let us have some, Mal.

[Evil Ryan's, Bertram's and Evil Anna's pendants glow and the negative energy is absorbed]

[Mal sucks more of it in and absorbs it to the last bit]

Mal: Okay. Now it's my turn.

Evil Ryan: We absorbed some of it, Mal. I'm sorry. That pendant means a lot to you.

Mal: Now it's time for my performance. [pushes past Evil Anna] Excuse em moi.

Evil Anna: Wait! We haven't say the name of our band yet.

Mal: Ugh! Fine. But make it quick.

Evil Ryan: Our band is the Cyberlings.

Mal: Great name. But, if you'll excuse me, I have a performance to do.

Evil Ryan: Ok, Mal. [hand shakes Mal] Good luck and save some negative energy for us.

[Mal walks off and he watches his pendant glow]

[The curtains open and Mal begins his song]

Mal: Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Now that you're under my spell~

Blindsided by the beat~

Clapping your hands, stomping your feet~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~

Now you've fallen under my spell~

Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~

I've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

I say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

I've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

I say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Now that you're under my spell~

Listen to the sound of my voice~

Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Soon you'll find you don't have a choice~

Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh~

Captured in the web of my song~

Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Soon you'll all be singing along~

Oh, whoa, oh~

I've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

I say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

I've got the music makes you move it~

Got the song that makes you lose it~

I say "jump", you say "how high?"~

Put your hands up to the sky~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Now that you're under my spell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

You didn't know that you fell~

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~

Now that you're under my spell~ [maniacle laughter]

Evil Ryan: Bravo, Mal. That's very nice singing.

Mal: True. But remember, when my true energy is conserved, nothing will be able stop me. Not even you Cyberlings.

Evil Ryan: Ok. We'll split the negative energy 50-50. Right, Mal?

Mal: Deal. [shake's Evil Ryan's hand]

Evil Ryan: Thanks, pal.[to Bertram and Evil Anna] Let's use our pendants to absorb the negative energy. Only this time with Mal.

[Mal and the Cyberlings absorb the negative energy into their pendants]

Evil Ryan: You feel that friends? Our true powers are been powered up.

Evil Anna: [smiles]

Bertram T. Monkey: I can feel it, Evil Ryan. Airachnid. Tell us what bands are competing in the Semi-finals?

Airachnid: Mal and the Total Dramas.

Evil Ryan: See, Mal? Airachnid is fallen under our spell.

Mal: I can see that.

Evil Anna: Don't know what happens if the Total Dramas don't make it to their set or held up for some reason.

Mal: I'm going to get someone to help me with that.

Evil Ryan: Who?

Mal: Oh. Like, you wouldn't want to know. [walks off]

Evil Ryan: Let's follow mal, friends.

[Later]

Jose: This is a travesty! A travesty!

Mal: It really is, Jose. The Total Dramas don't deserve to be in the finals. Not when your band was so much better in the semis.