Mickey and Minnie in Love

[FANFARE PLAYING]

Pete: HUP, DEUX, TROIS, QUATRE. HUP, DEUX, TROIS, QUATRE. HUP, DEUX, TROIS, QUATRE. HUP, DEUX, TROIS, QUATRE. COMPANY...HALT! STAY HERE WHILST I GO SCHMOOZE PRINCESS WHAT'S-HER-NAME.

[DOOR SLAMS]

Mickey: WOW. THIS IS IT, GUYS. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL OUR LIVES. NOW, WHEN THESE DOORS OPEN, WE'VE GOT TO MAKE A GREAT FIRST IMPRESSION. OK. REMEMBER, FELLAS, WE'RE ON DUTY, AND THIS PLACE COULD BE CRAWLING WITH BAD GUYS.

Donald: BAD GUYS?

Mickey: SO STAY ALERT!

Donald: YOU HEARD HIM. STAY ALERT.

Goofy: AYE, AYE, SIR. (Looks around and then at the armor) BAD GUY! NO! WHOA!

Mickey: GOOFY!

Doraemon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE SUPPOSED TO STAY ALERT, NOT ATTACKING THE ARMOR!

[CRASH]

Goofy: GOSH. HE PULLED AN AX ON ME.

Noby: WE'VE GOT TO FIX IT.

Pete: YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, I HAVE NEVER EVER  HAD A MORE HIGHLY SKILLED GROUP OF GENTLEMEN THAN THE INDIVIDUALS WHICH I PRESENT TO YOU TODAY.

Daisy: SEEMS LIKE THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE. I'LL GO GET YOU A LITTLE SNACK.

Phineas: OK. BUT DON'T STAY TOO LONG.

Pete: IT TOOK MY HIGHLY TRAINED EYE TO SEE THEIR TRUE POTENTIAL.

Minnie: YES. WELL, FRANCE THANKS YOU AND YOUR EYE VERY MUCH.

Phineas: HER HIGHNESS'S THANKS YOU TOO.

Pete: WELL, THEN IT IS WITHOUT FURTHER ADO  THAT I PRESENT, FOR YOUR COMPLETE SAFETY  AND PROTECTION-- HA HA HA-- YOUR...MUSKETEERS!

(Doors open and the heroes stop)

(Minnie puzzles looking at them)

(Pete salutes and the heroes salute)

[CRASH]

(Minnie looks at Mickey in surprise)

(Mickey looks at her in surprise)

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

(Minnie smiles slowly)

(Dream appears)

Minnie's voice: JUST IMAGINE. HE'LL STRIDE INTO THE ROOM. LIGHT WILL GLOW FROM HIM. I'LL HEAR MUSIC. HE'LL BRING ME FLOWERS. AND HE'LL SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET. AND I'LL KNOW HE'S THE ONE WHEN HE MAKES ME LAUGH.

Daisy: YOUR MAJESTY, IT'S TIME TO CUT THE CHEESE.

Minnie: HUH? WHAT?

Daisy: HERE WE ARE. ROQUEFORT, ANYONE?

Goofy: KNIFE!

Donald: BAD GUY!

Mickey: GRAB HER!

Daisy: OH, NO. (Mickey, Donald and Goofy attack Daisy) HELP! AAH!

Minnie: OH!

Doraemon: GUYS, UNHAND HER! RELEASE HER! SHE IS NOT ATTACKING YOU!

Minnie: YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID! STOP IT! (fighting stops) DROP HER! (Musketeers drops her accidently) SHE IS MY LADY-IN-WAITING!

[PLUTO SLAP]

[PETE STIFLING LAUGHTER]

Pete: [AHEM] UM...UH, YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE THEM, YOUR HIGHNESS. THEY'RE LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE THAT'S WOUND JUST A LITTLE TOO TIGHT.

Mickey: WE'RE SORRY, YOUR GRACE. WE'RE SORRY, DORAEMON. WE THOUGHT SHE WAS A VILLAIN.

[DONALD LAUGHS]

Daisy: HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.

Minnie: OH, I SEE. WELL, THEN...I FEEL SAFER ALREADY.