Jenny's House

Winston: Now, really, Jenny. We can't just take in a stray off the street. But look at the poor thing.

Jenny: Winston, he's half starved.

Winston: (Grunting) Ah. I know you're growing attached to the little fellow, but do try to understand. Your parents left me responsible for you.

Jenny: They won't mind. Really. Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.

Winston: Georgette is not going to like this. Rise and shine, Georgette. Your public awaits.

(Georgette yawning)

Georgette: (Gasps, then sings) Girl, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint

And glue

Perfect isn't easy

But... it's... me

When one knows the world is watching

One does what one must

Some minor adjustments darling

Not for my vanity but for humanity

Each little step a pose

See how the breeding shows

Ooo

Sometimes it's too much for even me

But when all the world says yes

Then who am I to say no

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl

No, girl ya need a pro

(Birds twittering)

Not a flea or a flaw

Take a peek at that paw

La-de-da-da

Perfection becomes me

Ne c'est pas

Unrivalled

Unruffled

I'm beauty unleashed

Yeah

Jaws drop

Hearts stop

So classic and classy

We're not talkin'

Lassie

Aaa Aaa Ooo Ooo

(Dogs howling)

(Georgette barking)

Georgette: (continues singing) Though many covet my bone and bowl

They're barkin'up the wrong tree

You pretty pups all over the city

I have your hearts and you have my pity

Pretty is nice but still it's just pretty

Perfect, my dears

Is me

Ooo!

Jenny: Wait 'til you taste this. It's a secret recipe I just invented.

(Dishes clattering, Bell Rings)

Winston: What on earth... My goodness! Jenny! Don't you think a tin of kitty chow would have sufficed?

Jenny: Nonsense. He'll love this.

Winston: Now, young lady. I really think we should've waited until your parents... (Egg cracking) Eeew! (Phone ringing) Oh, bother! And for ze kitty, the house specialty. (Phone ringing) Oeufs a la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies. Mmm.

Winston: Jenny, it's your parents!

Jenny: Yeah! Wait 'til I tell 'em! Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you everything is absolutely hunky...

Winston: Georgette, I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Uh, everything's fine here. They're gonna be so excited. Here she is now.

Georgette: (Gasps) A cat! What is the meaning of this? Bark, bark. Winston! Bark, bark, bark. [Seething] I guess I'll have to handle this myself. Hello.

Kitten: Hello.

Georgette: I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know... out of whose bowl you're eating?

Kitten: Yours?

Georgette: Ooo. Aren't you a clever kitty? And do you have any idea whose home this is?

Kitten: I... thought it was Jenny's.

Georgette: Well, it may be Jenny's house, but everything from the doorknobs down is mine!

Jenny: Oh, Georgette. I see you've met Oliver. Isn't he cute? I've got great news. Mom and Dad just said I could keep him. I'm sure you two are gonna be the best of friends.

(Georgette chuckling)