Bubble Guppies go to Muppet Classic Theater/Transcript

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 * Gonzo: Welcome to Muppet Classic Theater.
 * Rizzo: Where our friends the Bubble Guppies will tell six timeless tales told as never before.
 * Gonzo: Three Little Pigs: told by Gil.
 * Rizzo: The Emperor's New Clothes: told by Molly.
 * Gonzo: The Boy Who Cried Wolf: told by Goby.
 * Rizzo: King Midas: told by Deema.
 * Gonzo: Rumpelstiltskin: told by Oona.
 * Rizzo: And The Elves and the Shoemaker: told by Nonny.
 * Gonzo: With special guest stars: Janja, Cheezi and Chungu.
 * Rizzo: There's even a silly song from Larry somewhere in the show.
 * Gonzo: And now our hosts, Gil and Molly!
 * Gil: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Gil.
 * Molly: I'm Molly and this is Bubble Puppy.
 * Bubble Puppy: Arf, arf.
 * Gil: Welcome to Muppet Classic Theater, tonight we bring you fables of old stories that everyone knows and loves.

Gil's Story

 * Gil: Once upon a time, in a lovely little cottage there lived, Andy, Randy and Sandy Pig.
 * Rizzo: Oh, he means the Three Little Pigs.
 * Gonzo: Precisely.
 * Gil: The three little pigs lived with their father; Papa Pig. But that was soon to change.

Molly's Story

 * Molly: Now then, ladies and gentlemen. I believe it's my turn to tell story. Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom there was a rat and his wicked partner in crime who gaze in a rather devious enterprise.
 * Rizzo: Ladies and gentlemen step right up. I am here today that Rizzo's curative elixir is good for what it hail's ya...
 * Gil: In fact we have the best elixir in town.
 * Rizzo: But don't my partner's words for it. Let us randomly select someone from the crowd to demonstrate this fine, fine product.

Goby's Story

 * Goby: Once upon a time, there was a young shepard... (Gonzo was pushed on stage)
 * Rizzo: Who went addition to missing his cue.
 * Gonzo: Rizzo!
 * Goby: Sometimes has a tendency to over react.
 * Nonny: A tendency is an inclination toward a particular characteristic or type of behavior.

Intermission

 * Gil: We'll be right back to the show after this short break.
 * Silly Songs Announcer: And now it's for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
 * Larry: Got the Munchies on that fateful night, round 8:00. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right. Cause I waited for hours and... no pizza.

Deema's Story

 * Molly: And now, back to Bubble Guppies go to Muppet Classic Theater.
 * Gil: Welcome back folks. We hope that all of you enjoyed our brief intermission.
 * Nonny: Say has anyone seen Deema?
 * Deema: Hey guys, I'm back with Pizza!
 * Gil, Molly, Goby, Oona and Nonny: Deema!
 * Goby: We can't have food while we're in the middle of something.
 * Deema: Hmph. Spoil sports.
 * Molly: Plus, it's rude to eat in front of all of these people.
 * Deema: Well, excuse me. I got hungry. Can't turn back on eating.
 * Nonny: Deema, haven't you learn that too much of anything is not good?
 * Deema: What's that suppose to mean?
 * Gil: So glad you asked, because that what the next story is about. (and he leaves with Oona and Goby)
 * Molly: Uh, Deema, it's you're turn.
 * Deema: Oh, okay. (clears throat) And now, our next story ladies and gentlemen is the story of King Midas. Now; Once upon a time, long, long ago, King and Queen Midas ruled over a kingdom that is never at peace... and always a little short on cash. (making the audience laugh)
 * Kermit: I wish we have peace in the world.
 * Miss. Piggy: Hm, I wish we have more money.
 * Deema: At last, the kingdom remained poor and in rage. But then, one fine day, King Midas was strolling in his garden when he spotted four strangers.

Oona's Story

 * Gonzo: Psst! Rizzo.
 * Rizzo: Well, hello Goat-Man.
 * Gonzo: Never mind that. I can't get these stupid goat legs off. Help me take them off.
 * Rizzo: One second, okay guppies back to you.
 * Gil: Thanks, Rizzo.
 * Molly: And now our next story is all about a weird little man and his sidekicks who can spin straw into gold.
 * Deema: Don't tell us, me and Gil play the sidekicks.
 * Gil: Yes we do Deema.
 * Deema: Typecasting.
 * Oona: Nonny, may I tell this story?
 * Nonny: Sure, Oona.
 * Oona: Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom there lived a sad and lonely king who wanted to find a very young maiden to be his queen.

Nonny's Story

 * Gonzo: Wow, that was so cool! Though, I have never gone through a block n' tackle before. Wanna try it?
 * Rizzo: Uh, no thanks. Just wait right here. Uh, uh, ladies and gentlemen while the Bubble Guppies announce the next story, I'll try my best to keep Gonzo calm down. Uh, uh, listen c- come over here. Come over here.
 * Gonzo: Where?
 * Rizzo: That's it, up we go.
 * Nonny: Thank you, Rizzo. And now our next and final story ladies and gentlemen is that timeless classic: "The Elves and the Shoemaker".
 * Deema: Hey, a story about Elvis?
 * Molly and Goby: Elvis?
 * Oona: Elvis?
 * Nonny: Deema, it's not Elvis, it's elves. Elvis is the king of Rock n Roll, elves are sprite like creatures with magical powers.
 * Deema: Elvis with magical Rock n Roll powers? Cool.
 * Nonny: Never mind. Once upon a time, in a land called...
 * Deema: Memphis.
 * Nonny: Uh, okay? In a land called Memphis, there lived a poor shoemaker and his good hearted nephew and apprentice: Robin. Times were bad for the shoemaker and one sad day the local banker came around to demand his money by tomorrow.
 * Robin: Who is it?
 * Local Banker: It is I the local banker. I demand half my money by tomorrow or I'll toss you out in the street.
 * Robin: Uh, in that case we're not home.
 * Local Banker: Wha- Oh, I shall be back tomorrow. Oh and uh, by the way. You make really ugly shoes. (and he left)
 * Kermit: We're not home?
 * Robin: You think he bought it?
 * Kermit: Probably not. No one ever buys anything around here.
 * Robin: Gee, I wonder why?
 * Kermit: Well, it could be because we make these really ugly shoes.