Zeek and Ye Shall Find/Transcript

This is an episode script for Connor Lacey's Super Adventures of Total Drama All-Stars.

(The episode begins with a view of the island)

(We see the spa hotel at night; Alejandro is sitting comfortably in the hot tub)

Alejandro: (Sighs happily) This is the life. The life I deserve. The life I will have, after I win the million dollars! (The butler hands him a drink) Butler, would you like to hear a story about me? (The butler just walks away as Alejandro continues talking) I was born a beautiful man-

Chris: (Standing next to the tub, in a towel) Hey, roomie! Since my house got destroyed, looks like I'll be staying here! (Zoom in on annoyed Alejandro; Chris continues talking) Hey, it's no fun for me either! (Chris’ towel flies right into Alejandro’s face) I lost everything, including my swim trunks! (Zoom out to show Chris now in the tub NEXT to Alejandro… who tosses the towel aside in disgust)

(Cut inside the spa hotel, Alejandro shivering in disgust)

Alejandro: (Groans) que frio! (Suddenly notices another room with a blue glow pouring out) Que, what have we here? (Cut to inside the room, revealing the control room seen in episode 7) So this is how Chris knows all... (Alejandro approaches a box of DVDs) All the footage since we arrived here? (Takes a DVD out of the box) Hmmm, “Mal's greatest hits...” how interesting...

(Alejandro puts the DVD into a nearby player, and it begins showing all of Mal's deeds since he appeared: including breaking Sam's game guide, crushing Sierra’s Smartphone, tripping Cameron, and rigging the votes from last episode. It then cuts to Mal standing outside the loser cabin, holding the tampered votes)

Mal: Time to plant some evidence! (Walks into the cabin)

Alejandro: (Curious) Hola, strange one; what are you up to?

(Mal plants the votes under Alejandro’s pillow)

Mal: Oh, Alejandro. How could you. (laughs evilly as he leaves)

Alejandro: Planting evidence in my loser cabin bed? Nice try, but I will NOT be framed! (He runs off)

(Cut to Cameron, Mal, and Zoey outside the cabin)

Zoey: (Worried) I didn't vote for you, honest!

Mal: (Faking worry) Uh, me neither! But someone's been up to no good! We should search the cabin and see if we find any clues!

(Neither of them notices Alejandro slipping out of the loser cabin silently)

Cameron: Good idea! Thanks, you guys!

(Cut to inside the cabin as the trio enter)

Mal: (Points to the other side of the cabin) Uh, yeah, you guys better check over there!

Cameron: (Peeks inside the boiler) Nope, uh, Zoey?

Zoey: (Looking through the drawers) No clues in the drawers either!

(Mal walks expectantly over to Alejandro's bed, smirking and picks up the pillow; only to find there is nothing there)

Mal: (Normal voice) What?

Zoey: Anything there?

Mal: (Back in his Mike voice) Well yea- uh... (Actually looking confused) No.

(Cameron sees something sticking out of Mike’s bed. He pulls out the tampered votes and gasps)

Cameron: (Points angrily at Mal) you!!

(Mal nervously shifts his eyes, only for the camera to pan out, revealing Alejandro watching this on the monitor)

Alejandro: (Grinning) Anything you can do, I can do better. And look better doing it. (A DVD pops out) Hello insurance policy.

(Cut back to the cabin)

Mal: Heh, ok, as if! Why would I stick them under MY mattress and then suggest searching the cabin?

Zoey: He's right, Cam; it makes no sense!

Cameron: (Scatters the papers) None of it does! It's unlike any equation I've ever encountered! Endangerment plus betrayal times evidence equals- (He shrieks)

Lightning McQueen: You mind keeping your voice down?

Connor Lacey: We're trying our best to sleep for tomorrow.

Mal: (Puts his hand on Cameron’s shoulder) Pal, you know you can trust me...

Cameron: (Slaps Mal’s hand away) No, I can't trust anyone! I'm a lone wolf!! I'm the new Lightning! Sha-something! (Runs off)

Zoey: Don't worry, Mike, I'll talk to him.

(Confessional: Cameron)

Cameron: Chris said the vote was unanimous. But how is that possible? I didn't vote for me! Someone tampered with the votes! But, who, how... (Curls into a fetal position) and why?

(Confessional: Hawk Moth)

Hawk Moth: It was all thanks to Mal.

(Confessional: Lashina)

Lashina: Looks like Mal's doing pretty good, if it wasn't for Alejandro. But, I know Mal can make a comeback.

(Confessional ends)

(Cut to next morning)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) Challenge time! Proceed to the McLean spa control room, pronto!

(Cut to Scott walking out of the cabins, only for one of the boards to break under his foot)

Scott: Whoa! (Falls to the ground) Ow, ow, ow, ow! (Courtney clears her throat; Scott cringes and fake sniffs his armpit) Uh, I was just making sure I don't stink... And I don't, seriously.

Courtney: (Laughs nervously) Uh, let's pretend I just showed up now.

Scott: Cool (Notices Courtney walking towards him) -oh wait, don't!

(Courtney trips and falls on top of Scott… only to have them accidentally kissing. Courtney gasps)

(Confessional: Courtney)

Courtney: That was... totally an accident! (Squeals in delight)

(Confessional: Scott)

Scott: (Triumphantly) We kissed! (Sadly) I did stink a little.

(Confessional ends)

(Both of them stand up; Scott lifts his leg and pulls his shoelace off. He turns around and fashions it into a ring, holding it out to Courtney)

Scott: Will you be my boyfriend? (The ring shocks Courtney) Uh, no, uh, my boyfriend- (Groans) Uh, me yours, me boy -just... Will you go out with me?!

Courtney: (Grabs the ring gingerly) Yes!

(Confessional: Courtney)

Courtney: (Holding the ring) My first ring! I'll keep it in my pocket. No way his shoelace goes on my finger! (Whispers conspiratorially) Boys pee outside! In the dark!

(Confessional ends)

(Mal stands on the porch of the spa hotel, and clears his throat)

Mal: (Calls into the spa hotel, faking it) I won't do it! No, Cameron's my friend!

(Cameron walks up behind him)

Cameron: Um, what's going on?

Mal: (Pretends to be surprised) Hey! Pfft, Scott and Courtney were just saying bad stuff about you.

Cameron: (Shocked) What?

Mal: Alejandro and Gwen too!

Cameron: Gwen? I thought we were friends! Well, she was on the villains’ team... (He walks up the stairs next to Mal) Thanks pal. Sorry I said I couldn't trust you. Obviously, I can.

Mal: it’s ok, but you're still in danger. Right now, it's three to four, you, Zoey and me versus everyone else!

Cameron: What about Connor Lacey and his friends?

Mal: They're still our friends, but, we need one of them into our gang.

Cameron: But, how?

Mike: We'll think of something.

(Cut to Connor Lacey meeting up with Twilight Sparkle)

Connor Lacey: Hey, Twilight. Mike's not been himself lately,