Thread:Nighlocktheawesome/@comment-25512318-20180915111304/@comment-25512318-20181016005544

Ripper's Old Stand-up Days
Ripper the Indoraptor: Everyone always wants to be responsible. But what is "responsible"? Are you being "sponsible" for a second time? Ooh, I wish I had thought of that in my old stand-up days.

[We see a flashback of Ripper on a stand]

Ripper the Indoraptor: What is the deal with dog biscuits? They're not made out of dogs, and they're not biscuits.

Man: They are biscuits and they're for dogs!

Ripper the Indoraptor: Oh. Then I guess my next 20 minutes aren't going to make any sense.