The Ballad of Farquaad

The Ballad of Farquaad is a song from Shrek the Musical.

Movie version

 * [Lord Farquaad]
 * My Daddy was a miner
 * So he wasn't much around
 * Foraging for diamonds
 * A life spent underground
 * Daddy didn't talk much
 * He barely said "Hello"
 * He simply muttered "Hi-ho."
 * Then off to work he'd go
 * Daddy was grumpy
 * Me and my old man, a tale as old as dirt
 * A bitter distant father in a tiny undershirt
 * Daddy up and left me, left me good as dead
 * Now he lives in squalor
 * Sleeping seven to a bed

[instrumental bridge]