Thread:Stu-art McMoy .5/@comment-24372400-20160226002338/@comment-24372400-20160226013616

Smaug: [notices Hiccup] So, your the trouble making viking who's been making your time friends with us dragons.

Hiccup: Yes. But it's unfair for us to kill them!

Smaug: UNFAIR?! I killed used to kill hundreds of vikings in my time!

Hiccup: But we killed thousands of you!

Smaug: Enough! You talking stick man! [slams his coot down]

Hiccup: Ah! Listen please, if you trust me you can be friends with...

Smaug: FRAINDS?! I will never be friends with you pitiful vikings! And nor will I be friends with those 2 blackie, pitiful night furies as well!

Toothless and Nightstriker: [hisses]

Smaug: Or even that shy, mongoose with that labrador who acts like Snoopy.

Smaug: [crying] [tries to run but our heroes hold him back] [as the Cowardly Lion] I wanna go home! [bawling]

Astrid: Listen here, you big bully! Hiccup is the Dragon Master your talking to! If you insult him or Toothless, there gonna...

Smaug: SILENCE SHE-VIKING!!! [to Hiccup] Is that your friend, Astrid? Well you to will make a very nice.... couple.

Hiccup: [coughs and gags. Waves his hands to get rid of the smell.] [exhales]