Ash and Liam Catch a Pokemon!/(Transcript)

This is a transcript for the Liam's Adventures of Pokemon the Series episode Ash and Liam Catch a Pokemon!
 * Narrator: Deep in the dark Viridian Forest. Ash discovers a Caterpie and tries his best to make his first Pokemon catch.
 * Ash: Caterpie, you’re mine! Yes, I got it! Ha! Ha! I did it! I got a Caterpie! I did it all by myself! I caught a first Pokemon! This is the first step on my way to becoming the number one Pokemon master in the whole world.
 * Misty: Wait a minute. Ash, you’re acting like a …
 * Ash: Inside this bowl is the very first Pokemon I ever caught in my whole entire life.
 * Misty: Great. Just keep it away from me. Will you?
 * Ash: You're not afraid of an itty bitty Caterpie in a Pokéball, are you?
 * Misty: Bugs get me all bugged out! Even when they're in a Pokéball. Just keep it away!
 * Ash: I like bugs, even when not in Pokéballs. It must be great for Caterpie inside the Pokéball, all cute and comfortable inside there. I love my new little Pokémon.
 * Misty: I guess it takes a worm to love a worm.
 * Ash: Very funny. Pikachu, we’ve got a new friend.
 * Pikachu: Pika!
 * Ash: Oh, Pikachu I’m glad you like it. And from now on we’ll catch a whole bunch of new friends. Caterpie, you‘re sticking with us.
 * Misty: Does that mean …
 * Ash: Caterpie, come out! There’s nothing to be scared of. Come on Caterpie. Clime up on my shoulder. Hey, Caterpie, come back. Hey, Misty! Caterpie, really likes you. Isn’t that cute?
 * Misyt: Get this disgusting go away from me. Please don’t come any closer.
 * Ash: You think Caterpie is disgusting?
 * Misyt: I know you be friend with that creepy bug and I’ll be friends with Pikachu.
 * Ash: Pikachu, only likes me and zaps anybody who tries to..Pikachu!
 * Misty: It's so gross. Ash, put that slimy thing back in the Pokéball! Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world!
 * Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
 * Misty: Very funny. Carrots, peppers, and bugs. Everybody has something they don't like and I don't like bugs!
 * Ash: Well, yeah, I like carrots, and peppers, and bugs. What I don't like, is the way you're hurting Caterpie's feelings with your silly fear of bugs. I don’t think you’re ugly or disgusting at all Caterpie. Come on. Climb up on my shoulder. You’re not gonna scare misty anymore.
 * Misty: What do you mean it won't scare me anymore.
 * Ash: We’ll go on without her.
 * Misty: Oh, yeah. I’ll show you.
 * Ash: What’s the problem Pikachu? What are you following us for?
 * Misty: My bike! I’m holding your responsible for my bike.
 * Ash: When are you gonna get over that dumb old bike?
 * Misty: For your information Mr. Pokemon Master, You‘re the dumb one because if you haven’t destroyed it in the first place, I could have riding out of here be now.
 * Ash: I told you I'd make good on your bike one day and if I'm so dumb how come you’re still following me.
 * Misty: I’m not following you. this happens to be the fastest way through the woods.
 * Ash: Fine. Do whatever you want.
 * Misty: That’s exactly what I’m doing.
 * Ash: We‘d better get some sleep you guys. Tomorrow’s gonna be a big day.
 * Misty: Well, we’d all get some sleep if you shut your big mouth.
 * Ash: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
 * Misty: Ah!
 * Ash: What’s wrong? What’s happening?
 * Misty: What this thing doing sleeping near me?
 * Ash: Caterpie just wants to be your friend.
 * Misty: If that thing wants to be my friend, it can’t stop bugging me already.
 * Ash: Oh, Misty you are so unbelievable, Caterpie means no harm why it likes you all never know. Caterpie, what’s the matter? Hey, hold on, Caterpie!
 * Ash: All right, Misty! You owe Caterpie an apology! Pokémon have feelings too, you know!  Come on, Caterpie. Don’t you worry, someday we’ll show her.
 * Ash: Wow! A Pidgeotto!
 * Pokedex: Pigeotto an evolved form of Pidgey. Sharp claws and dives from the sky to capture its prey, unlike the more gentle Pidgey. Pigeotto is dangerous, approach with extreme caution.
 * Ash: All right, Pidgeotto. I’ll show you who’s the dangerous one around here. Pokeball Go!
 * Misty: You don’t get it, do you? You don’t just throw a Pokeball and capture a Pokemon. You have to make it battle and weaken it first. The only reason you got to catch Caterpie is because it’s already weakling.
 * Ash: I know what I’m doing and you just better quit picking on Caterpie, OK? And now if you kindly keep your big mouth shut, you’ll see how it’s done. Go, Caterpie!
 * Ash: I told you I knew what I was doing.
 * Misty: You don’t have any idea of the mistake you’ve just made, do you?
 * Ash: Did I do something wrong? Caterpie! Caterpie, attack!
 * Misty: Call it back.
 * Ash: Caterpie, return! Pukachu, Go! Pikachu, thunder shuck now! Pokeball, Go! Yes, We got Pigeotto!
 * Pukachu,: Pukachu!
 * Ash: I am the greatest.
 * Misty: You are the worst. You have no idea what you are doing. It’ll be a long time till you’re a Pokemon Master like a million years.
 * Ash: I’m trying to…
 * Misty: You should try to learn something about Pokemon first. With Pokemon you’ve got to your strategy. Pigeotto is a bird. Caterpie is a worm. Birds eat Mr. Pokemon Master.
 * Ash: Well, if you just try hard enough, things will work out, won’t they?
 * Misty: NO! Ash, I’m afraid things won’t just work out if you try hard enough. The Pokemon Trainers judgement is more important than anything else and unfortunately for you the trainer has to have a brain.
 * Jessie: Ahahahaha
 * James: We meet again.
 * Ash: I know that voice.
 * Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
 * James: To unite all peoples within our nation.
 * Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
 * James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
 * Jessie: Jessie.
 * James: James.
 * Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
 * James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
 * Meowth: Meowth, that's right.
 * Ash: We’re kind of busy now so if you...
 * Jessie: Quiet, little boy. We’re not here to listen to you. We’re here to get your Pokemon.
 * James: Hand over that Pikachu.
 * Ash: Hey, this is my Pikachu. Go out and find your own.
 * Jessie: The only Pikachu we want is that one.
 * James: We’re only looking for the rarest most valuable Pokemon in the world, kid.
 * Jessie: And that special Pikachu just the kind of Pokemon we need.
 * Meowth: You idiots! Stop giving away all our secrets!
 * Ash: Is my Pikachu really that special?
 * Meowth: Your Pikachu’s power impressed even me. I really got a charge out of its incredible attack the last time we met. It's powers exceed it's evolutionary level. Your Pokemon...
 * Jessie: Now you're the one giving away all our secrets!
 * James: Shut up before you tell them everything!
 * Meowth: I'm in charge! Cut it out!
 * Jessie: Make this easy and hand over that Pikachu.
 * Ash: Forget it!
 * James: Then you leave us no choice.
 * Jessie: Pokemon battle. Ekans, Go!
 * James: Koffing, Go get them,
 * Ash: Hey, two against one. That’s cheating.
 * Jessie: Well as we say, all’s fair in love, war, and Pokemon battle.
 * Ash: I say that seems rotten and so are you.
 * James: Of course, we are. We’re the bad guys.
 * Misty: Well They’re gonna use two Pokemon. I don’t see why we can’t use two Pokemon.
 * Ash: Pokemon league rules say only one at a time.
 * Misty: Ash, if you follow the rules, you’re gonna lose all your Pokemon.
 * James: Koffing, sludge attack, now.
 * Ash: If you think you can use your dirty tricks to beat me, you’re wrong. They might try anything to get what they want but no matter what happens don’t let them have Pikachu, understand? Misty, come on!
 * Misty: But what about other tow?
 * Jessie: So what’s your big battle plan?
 * Ash: I can’t send Caterpie. It’s too weak from the last battle. Pidgeotto, Go!
 * James: Koffing, It’s grime time.
 * Jessie: Ekans, Go your get dinner.
 * Ash: Pidgeotto, wing attack!
 * Jessie: Ekans, go under ground.
 * Ash: Pidgeotto, behind you. Watch out! Pidgeotto, return. I’ll show you. All right, Let’s go!
 * Meowth: What a fool! In Pokemon battle, only Pokemon can fight each other.
 * James: Buzz off!
 * Misty: Are you OK?
 * Jessie: Yes, you’ve got no choice give Pikachu up and watch Team Rocket win.
 * Misty: No, Pikachu. You can’t battle in this condition. Ash what?
 * Ash: I know you’re still weak from battling Pidgeotto, But now Caterpie, you’re only hope. Just give it your very best shot! Caterpie, go!
 * James: What’s that?
 * Meowth: It’s a bug. A little bug.
 * Team Rocket: Ha Ha Ha!
 * Misty: Hang in there.
 * Ash: Caterpie, string shot now!
 * James: Beaten by a Caterpie?
 * Jessie: That really bugs me.
 * Meowth: Now watch a real Pokemon in action.
 * Jessie: It’s time Team Rocket blasted off.
 * James: You may have won this round but we’ll be back.
 * Misty: Come back anytime. We’ll be glad to beat you.
 * Ash: We did it! We did it! We won our first Pokemon victory fair and square! Caterpie, I’m very proud of you. You really did your best and we won because of you!
 * Misty: You’re stronger than you look, Caterpie.
 * Ash: Well, Misty. I guess you feel different about Caterpie now.
 * Misty: Well, I…
 * Ash: So why don’t you two make up. Just pat Caterpie on the head and say thanks for a really great job. You like Pokemon, so it’s only right to congratulate one for doing a good job.
 * Misty: I guess you’re right.
 * Ash: Caterpie?
 * Misty: It's evolving!
 * Ash: Caterpie, this is so great.
 * Pokedex: Metapod. Caterpie’s next stage. It has encased it's body in a hard shell. This specimen reached this stage faster than any previously discovered Pokemon of this variety.
 * Ash: Hey, maybe that means it cloud keep on changing and go on to the next stage right away. Nice to meet you Metapod. Not in the mood to talk?
 * Misty: I never known anyone like him. He really does love Pokemon.
 * Ash: Misty, you two were just about to make friends. You didn’t forget did you.
 * Misty: I didn’t forget, but I…I’ll do anything let just out of this forest!
 * Ash: No way! There’s still plenty more Pokemon in this forest.
 * Misty: Hey, wait for me.
 * Ash; Come on! We’ve got lots of Pokemon to catch.
 * Narrator: The future looks bright for our heroes now, but up ahead, the Viridain Forest is deeper and darker than they know and a dangerous new challenge is waiting.
 * (the episode ends)