Finding Darth Vader's Lightsaber

Here'w how finding Darth Vader's lightsaber goes in Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[Then we see see Bellwether's hand slam down]

Dawn Bellwether: What do you mean Ernie has destroyed all of the radios?!

Battle Droid: Miss Bellwether, he must have done it while we were still outside. He even destroyed some of the guards.

[Then a commando droid runs up]

Commando Droid: We spotted Ernie down below the temple, Miss Bellwether. He's not alone. He's got his buddies, those Death Troopers, the girl, the pets, and that dragony filly with him.

Dawn Bellwether: So, big bird reveals his true nature at last. Commander, find him and kill him!

Commander Droid: Roger, roger! [to droids] Alright, follow me!

[He runs out and they follow him single file and our heroes watch]

Stewie: There heading to the lower section of the temple.

Brian: And that's where Ernie took them. Come on.

[They follow silently behind. And we cut to the villains]

Death Trooper: Uh, excuse me, sir. But where are we?

Ernie: We are in the lower section of the temple. The treasure above us mean nothing. The treasure I'm searching for contains here.

[Then a door opens]

Ernie: Ladies first.

[Blythe, the pets, and Hanah go first and the villains and Death Troopers follow behind them and the door closes]

Mars: Now what is this place?

Ernie: This is a sacred place where Sith locked their valuable treasures.

[Then they come to another room as the door opens but is covered in roots and vines]

Ernie: Huh?! What the?! [activates his lightsaber and cuts down the roots and vines] There roots and vines don't belong here! [he opens a journal and looks at it] Horrible things, I'll have them burn to the ground, if I have to. [closes the book and turns to them] This way! Come on!

[It cuts to them in a hallway and Ernie looks up ahead, and he cuts the vines and sees something]

Ernie: There it is! This is it. [turns to the heroes] You see? [then he uses the gemstone to open the door, which makes Blythe, the pets, Hanah, the villains, and troopers gasp in amazement. But Ernie sees plants] Not here too! Ugh! [backs away as water comes in] Roots! [he charges forward as he cuts the grass, but he trips on a root and groans in annoyance] Nothing but tree stumps, and vines! Stupid, ugly, dirty, disgusting things! [he desperately climbs up some steps and there was a box. And he uses a key to open it, as he does open it. It shines] At last! At last, I have found it! [pulls it out to reveal a lightsaber]

Vinnie Terrio: Wait, Ernie. Isn't that...

Ernie: Yes indeed. It's Darth Vader's Lightsaber! But the amazing thing is that, it's been kept and locked away here after the Battle of Endor.

Blythe Baxter: After the Battle of Endor?

Ernie: Being here after the Fall of the Empire is a long time to be locked away, isn't it? [he then hops down and runs to something] It's the writing in the stone, just as the journal says! [He then takes out the journal as he begins reading the passage on the journal and the stone, but some Gnats fly around him] Get away from me! [swaps them away as he continues reading] There it is! It's the same!

Hanah Streaker: Who are you, Ernie?

Ernie: Who am I, my dear? [turns to her] I was Darth Sidious' very first apprentice before he ever found Darth Maul.

Blythe Baxter: What the huh?!

Russell Ferguson: What?

Ernie: Yes. He found after sensing I was born with the Force. And he took me to Coruscant to train my the ways of the Dark Side, but then he threw me after sensing how powerful I have become, and fear that he could destroy me and overthrow him as the Sith Lord. What a mistake. (as Dick Jones) Now it's time to erase that mistake!