The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story.

Connor Lacey: Well, time to go miniature.

Chris Kratt: Tell me again why we're using the Miniaturizer for this adventure, Connor.

Connor Lacey: Because, Chris, the characters we're visiting today aren't humans like you or me. They're toys. Which is why we are using it to shrink down to their size.

Twilight Sparkle: What?

Martin Kratt: You heard him.

Norman Price: That's stupid. Toys are playthings. They're not alive.

Fireman Sam: Ah, that's where you're wrong, Norman Price. These ones are special. Whenever humans aren't around, they come to life.

Connor Lacey: That's right.

Elvis Cridlington: You don't usually believe in weird things, Sam.

Fireman Sam: Not normally, but for once I actually agree to a weird thing.

Connor Lacey: Everyone, all together now!

The Irelanders: Miniaturize!

[They shrink down to size of toys]

Connor Lacey: Right, let's go.

[They set off]

[In a kid's bedroom, boxes made to look like buildings are place in different areas. A kid holds a Mr. Potato Head toy in front of one of them]

One-Eye Bart: Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

[The kid shakes a piggy bank and a few coins fall out]

One-Eye Bart: [chuckles] Money, money, money! [kisses the coins]

Bo Peep: Stop it. Stop it, you mean old potato.

One Eye Bart: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!

Sheep: Help! Baa! Help us!

Bo Peep: Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

[Then the kid picks up a cowboy doll and pulls the string in it's back]

Voice box: Reach for the sky.

One-Eye Bart: Oh, no. Sheriff Woody.

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) I'm here to stop you, One-Eye Bart.

One-Eye Bart: D'oh! How did you know it was me?

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Are you gonna come quietly?

One-Eye Bart: You can't touch me, sheriff. I've brought my attack dog, with a built in forcefield!

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!

[A toy dinosaur eats a slinky dog]

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tatertots.

[A baby girl picks up and shakes Mr. Potato Head]

Boy: You've save the day again, Woody. [He pull Woody's pull string]

Voice box: You're my favorite deputy.

[The title "The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story" comes up as You've Got A Friend in Me starts playing]

Boy: Come on, let's round up the cattle.

[The boy turns two boxes with cows drawn on them and uses a skipping rope as a lasso]

[He then kicks a box out of his way]

Boy: Round them up, Cowboy.

[He put Woody on a remote controlled car and drove them into a box]

Boy: Hey, cowboy.

[Woody is later seen riding on the boy's back]

Boy: Come on, Woody. [places him on the banister and he slides down it into his arms]

[The boy and Woody spin in a chair]

Boy: Whoa!

[He saw Woody on the chair and put him down on the edge of the chair]

Boy: Score!

[He walk over to his mum]

Boy: Wow! Cool!

Mrs Davis: What do you think?

Boy: Oh, this looks great, Mom!

Mrs Davis: (laughs) Okay, birthday boy.

Boy: We saw it at the store, I asked you for it!

[The boy is very excited about his special]

Mrs Davis: One, two- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

Boy: Can we leave this up until we move?

Mrs Davis: Sure, we can leave it.

Boy: Yeah.

Mrs Davis: Now go get Molly. Your friends are going to be here any minute.

Boy: Okay. It's party time, Woody. Yee-haw!

[He sets off up stairs]

Molly: [Squealing]

Boy: Howdy, little lady.

Molly: [Squealing]

Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

Boy: Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy. See you later, Woody.

[He shuts the door behind him. The portal opens in the middle of the room and the Irelanders come out]

Sarah Jones: Wow.

Raven Queen: This is amazing.

Kim Possible: Just check out that wallpaper.

Connor Lacey: [notices Woody] Look! Up there!

[Woody comes to life and sits up]

Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's today? Okay, everyone. Coast is clear.

[The Irelanders watch as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head]

Mark (Robocar Poli): When you said these things came to life when people aren't around, you weren't kidding.

Norman Price: I believe you now.

Martin Kratt: Whoa.

[On the bed, Woody spots the Irelanders]

Woody: [to the other toys] Hold up! Is this the new toys over there?

[The Irelanders have been spotted by the toys in the room]

Connor Lacey: Who, us?

Woody: Yes. Howdy, my name is Woody. Did Andy get you?

Twilight Sparkle: No. We're actually humans, ponies, vehicles and other beings.

Woody: Humans?!

Connor Lacey: Relax, we're here on business.

Woody: It's not that. You're not supposed to know that we can come alive.

Connor Lacey: But we're cool with that.

Woody: How do you know we're alive anyway?

Connor Lacey: I'm a realm traveler. I'm supposed to know this stuff.

Chris Kratt: We use the miniaturizer to shrink down to the size of toys if you're wondering.

Woody: I see. Look, humans are not supposed to know that toys are alive. We come to life when they're not around.

Violet Parr: But we're cool.

Lightning McQueen: Yes. No need to get anxious.

Woody: I know. (to Connor) We're OK with you knowing about toys come to life but don't tell Andy or anyone about us coming alive. OK?

Pinkie Pie: Our lips... [making a zip motion with her hoof] are sealed.

Connor Lacey: We promise not to tell Andy or anyone else about you toys coming to life.

Woody: Good. Make yourselves at home.

[The Irel

Mr Potato Head: Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

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