The Numberjacks' Adventures of Shrek the Halls/Transcript

This is the script for The Numberjacks' Adventures of Shrek the Halls.

[The film begins with a green hill with snow on it. The title "The Numberjacks' Adventures of Shrek the Halls" comes up. Baby giggling is then heard and the hill is revealed to be one of the ogre triplets' bottoms as Shrek puts baby powder on it]

Shrek: There, that's better.

[He throws Felicia up into the air and brings out her nappy, which Felicia herself lands in]

Shrek: All clean.

[He puts Felicia in a mud pool with Farkle and Fergus. Shrek then lays back in a deck chair and puts on sunglasses. Donkey and the Numberjacks arrive]

Donkey: He sees you when you're sleeping~

3: He knows when you're awake~

Shrek: What are you doing here, you lot? And what are you and Donkey talking about?

Donkey: We're talkin' about Santa Claus!

4: You know, Shrek. There's only 159 days left till Christmas arrives.

Donkey: Yep. So you'd better be good.

9: They're right, you know.

Shrek: I'd better be good? How about this, you lot better be scarce. Now go on. All of you. I don't care about Christmas.

[Later, Shrek

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