Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures/Transcript

This is the script for Lightning McQueen's Halloween Adventures.

Donkey's Challenge
[The teenage Trick or Treater throws his bag of candy there at the shadows, which are the Ogre Triplets] [The Ogre Triplets eats some candy and Shrek chuckles] [The door is an open to dark inside the house] [When Shrek, Fiona and their children enters their house, it was dark] [Then, the lights came on and the team and Shrek's friends jump out and do scary movements and noises] [The gangs sighs in despair at their failure] [Shrek shuts the curtain on Pinocchio] [His nose grows] [After Fiona and the Ogre Triplets left, Puss gets in Shrek's chair]
 * Teenage Trick or Treater: Run! Run for your life!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Oh! Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: Keep away!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #3: Take all of it!
 * Teenage Trick or Treater #2: The monster took my shoe!
 * The Ogre Triplets: Candy!
 * Shrek: Felicia!
 * Felicia: Hi, Daddy.
 * Shrek: That was a nice grip you had on that big fat kid. Farkle, excellent work with your teeth.
 * Fergus: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
 * Shrek: Fergus, my lad. You're gonna have to work on your timing. All in all, not bad for your first Halloween.
 * Fiona: They're growing up so fast. And look who's got first clump of hair?
 * Shrek: Oh, did you see? Farkle got him on the ankle.
 * Fiona: But, what about Little Fergus?
 * Shrek: Nothing yet.
 * Fiona: Oh, that's all right, sweetie. Mommy didn't get a scare this year either.
 * Shrek: Fear not, my love. The night is still young. [notices the door opened] Hold the phone. Who left the door open?
 * Fiona: You don't think anyone's inside.
 * Shrek: Now, who'd be stupid enough to break into an ogre's house?
 * Shrek: Huh?
 * Lightning McQueen: [hisses]
 * Mater: [laughs as Dracula]
 * Sally Carrera: [laughs like a witch]
 * Holley Shiftwell: [growls]
 * Dusty Crophopper: [squeaks like a bat]
 * Donkey: [babbles]
 * Gingy: [moans like a mummy]
 * Three Little Pigs: [making scary noises]
 * Hugo: [growls]
 * Rita: [growls]
 * Jack: [laughs like Megatron]
 * Cal: [screams]
 * Pearl: [cackles like Wuya]
 * Pinkie Pie: [cackles]
 * Pinocchio: [groans]
 * Princess Luna: [laughs like Nightmare Moon]
 * Princess Celestia: [Laughs like Daybreaker]
 * Princess Cadance: [laughs like Chrysalis]
 * Wheely: [revs his engine]
 * Bella: [revs her engine]
 * Putt Putt: [revs his engines]
 * Shrek: Oh, wow... Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
 * Fiona: Happy Halloween, everyone.
 * Thomas: Oh, come on.
 * Rita: Who knew ogres would be so hard to scare?
 * Hugo: I know what you mean.
 * Donkey: Aw man.
 * Gingy: You said this was gonna scare them.
 * Luke: But look at them, they didn't even jump.
 * Millie: Absolutely.
 * Pinocchio: Hey! I worked hard on this costume.
 * Puss in Boots: My cape looks terrifying!
 * Donkey: [booted Puss] Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?
 * Theodore Tugboat: Yeah, it was enough to make anyone's spine tingle.
 * Fiona: Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.
 * Shrek: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.
 * Donkey: I bet we can find something that will scare the pants off of you!
 * Pinkie Pie: Or give you heart attacks!
 * Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): That would scare me and give me a heart attack.
 * Jack: Yep.
 * Shrek: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?
 * Donkey: All of us. Telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared!
 * Mater: Yep!
 * Puss in Boots: Yes! Stories that will make your blood run cold!
 * Donkey: Yeah!
 * Puss in Boots: Stories that will terrify you!
 * Rita: And ghosts will rise!
 * Puss in Boots: And who ever last through the night shall be the King of Halloween.
 * Shrek: I accept!
 * Jack, Cal and Pearl: Hooray!
 * Team McQueen: All right!
 * Donkey: We doubly accept!
 * Shrek: Does anyone else want to join our little contest?
 * Rita: I'm in!
 * Pig 1: Ja, wunderbar!
 * Three blind mice: Huzzah!
 * Fiona: Okay. I think I'm going to take the kids out and terrify a few more trick-or-treaters.
 * Shrek: Will I see you later?
 * Fiona: The night is young.
 * Puss in Boots: I shall begin. Once upon a Midnight dreary...
 * Donkey: There was this crazy albino guy with a hook and he lived in a mirror. And if you even look at him, you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone!
 * Shrek: Whoa, Hey, hold on. I'm didn't say we were doing this here.
 * Donkey: Uh, what?
 * Shrek: You name the terms, I name the place.
 * Donkey: Okay, Fine! Where are we gonna do this?

Arriving at Duloc
[Soon, Shrek, his friends and Team McQueen arrived at Duloc] [Shrek open the gate and the gang are in Duloc] [The echo bounces around] [Jack, Cal and Pearl look at each other and nod] [Rita glares] [Then, Shrek noticed the information booth] [Shrek pulls the lever, the doors open and the welcometo Duloc Song (Creepy version) plays] [Hugo and Rita faint. Gingy poops jelly beans] [Shrek poses with Donkey and thier picture is taken. The photo gets ejected with the words "Get out"] [His yell echoes]
 * Gingy: Castle Duloc?
 * Donkey: Oh, Ha-Ha, very funny, Shrek.
 * Little Pig 1: But, this is where Lord Farquaad lived!
 * Little Pig 2: Ja. Und died!
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): I heard it's haunted by his ghost.
 * Jack: [scoffs] Then how come he isn't here now trying to scare us off?
 * Cal: I don't know. That place is haunted.
 * Pearl: I am scared of ghosts.
 * Rita: Pearl, you've got me to protect you.
 * Jack: Yeah. Wimp.
 * Rita: Jack! Be nice.
 * Hugo: You sure have a way with them.
 * Rita: I know.
 * Jack, Cal and Pearl: (singing) Rita likes Hugo!
 * Rita: (in fury) We're not in love!
 * Jack: Sorry! Our mistake!
 * Toaster: Maybe he's waiting for the right moment.
 * Blanky: I agree.
 * Radio: Here, here.
 * Sci-Twi: And I bet Linda Ryan is more scarier then the ghost of Farquaad.
 * Percy: A bit like Thomas when I pretended to be a ghost. (laughs)
 * Gator: Good one, Percy.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: (angry) It's not funny, Percy! (gets very scared) But, I hope my brother, Timothy, was not in there.
 * Toby: Don't worry, Thomas. There's no such thing as ghosts.
 * Duncan: Yeah. Stop bein' such a scaredy-engine!
 * Rusty: Duncan!
 * Duncan: Sorry.
 * Peter Sam: I don't know about this, Shrek.
 * Shrek: Are you're all too scared to put on big boy pants and go in? I'll just claim my winnings and be on my way.
 * Donkey: Wait a minute! We can last in there just as long as you can!
 * Shrek: Fine. Come on, then.
 * Hugo: Shrek, I'm not sure about this.
 * Wheely: What he means you can't go barging into some scary joint like you own the place.
 * Shrek: Why not? It's not like there's anyone here to stop us.
 * Putt Putt: Donkey and I got that creepy house of wax vibe going on here.
 * Luke: I guess.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Hello? [echo] Anyone here? Hello? [echo] Echo! [echo]
 * Sparky: Yeah! [echo]
 * Jack: CA-CA-CA-CA-CA! CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA! CA-CA-CA-CA! [echo]
 * Pearl: WOO-WOO! WOO-WOO! WOO-WOO! [echo]
 * Rita: Stop that!
 * Cal: Sorry.
 * Hugo: That was great.
 * Rita: Thanks.
 * Shrek: Oh look. It's that little thingy Donkey loved so much. Remember?
 * Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc, it's a creepy town~
 * What was once pristine now is all run down~
 * We will chop off your head and then laugh when you're dead~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Come on in, What the heck~
 * Fall right dowm, break your...
 * Face~
 * Duloc is, Duloc is~
 * Duloc is a creepy place~
 * Scary Voice: Get Out!
 * Luigi: That was the scariest moment of my life. [faints]
 * Guido: [speaks Italian and faints also]
 * Lightning McQueen: I think someone's telling us to get out.
 * Mater: Dadgum.
 * Cruz Ramirez: That was creepy.
 * Dusty Crophopper: You think that's creepy? Wait till you see the castle's insides.
 * Jack: I don't like it.
 * Cal: Neither do I.
 * Pearl: Me neither!
 * Hiro: I am scared, Luna. I hope my friend Ryan-Ko is Okay.
 * Princess Luna: He will be, Hiro. But we will be find as long as we stick together.
 * Shrek: Ooh! Let's do that again!
 * Donkey: NO!

Cruz's Story: The Groom of Cruz
[In the castle, Shrek lights the fire and sits in a chair] [The title "The Groom of Cruz" was shown, and Cruz is seen driving when she saw a strange place] [She enters the building] [Cruz looks around] [Cruz wonders around when she heard an engine revving] [Then, she sees a black British taxi] [Dr. Mechanic showed up with big scary tools as Cruz tries to escape] [Dr. Mechanic groomed Cruz with his tools. Back in the castle, Cruz finishes her story] [Mater drives out of the castle, meaning that he is Scared Shrekless]
 * Shrek: Well, then, heh, this ought to be fun.
 * Donkey: Pfft. Fun, yeah, right.
 * Puss in Boots: I find myself agreeing with boss. This looks to be a very entertaining evening.
 * Donkey: You know what? I just figured out what your costume is. You came as a kiss-Up!
 * Shrek: All right, all right. Buckle up, everyone. The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot, the sooner I can be home, Cozy in my bed, unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Oh, oh, pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!
 * Big Bad Wolf: [sighs] This isn't the one where you getting trapped in a petting zoo again, is it? Cause that's not scary.
 * Pinocchio (Shrek): Actually, if you look it from my perspective...
 * Cruz Ramirez: Hey, guess what, Pinocchio. Nobody cares!
 * Lightning McQueen: Okay, okay. That's enough you two.
 * Cruz Ramirez: I know, McQueen. But, I got a great story to tell and trust me, it will scare the tyres and socks right out of your fenders. [clears her throat] It all began on a night much like this one.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Huh?
 * Dr. Mechanic: Hello.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Huh? Who are you?
 * Dr. Mechanic: You will know me in time, young car.
 * Dr. Mechanic: You may be wondering what you're doing here now but wait till you see what's in store for you next.
 * Cruz Ramirez: What do you mean?
 * Dr. Mechanic: You'll see.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Mr. McQueen, is that you?
 * Britsh Taxi: Ello Gov'nor!
 * Cruz Ramirez: Yikes!
 * Dr. Mechanic: Going somewhere?
 * Cruz Ramirez: Get away from me!
 * Dr. Mechanic: [cackles]
 * Cruz Ramirez: No! Stop! Let me go! Please! I'm begging you! Please, don't! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Cruz Ramirez: And all that was left of me, was my spoiler, tyres and my engine.
 * Mater: Dadgum! That's too freaky for me!
 * Lightning McQueen: Mater, that's not scarier than Sheriff's ghostlight story.
 * Mater: You won't get me, Ghostlight! Not that guy or Lord Farquaad's Ghost!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [laughs] Good luck trying to find your way out!
 * Silverstream: Wait, If he is grooming you, where did that British car in your story?
 * Yona: Yak scared!

Hugo and Rita's Story: The Haunted Headquarters
[The title "The Haunted Headquarters" was shown as the rain goes on at the Headquarters] [Rita hears something scary] [At the door, the two are ready to open it] [Hugo and Rita opens the door and cowers themselves but nothing happens] [All of sudden, a big wind flow over Hugo and Rita] [A ghost appears] [Back in reality] [Rita smiles] [Theodore, Hank, Thomas and Percy hurry away]
 * Lightning McQueen: Well, who's next on the story?
 * Sally Carrera: Anyone?
 * Jack: Me!
 * Cal: We got it!
 * Pearl: We got one!
 * Jack: And it's gonna terrify you in five seconds flat!
 * Rita: [rolled her eyes] Yeah, right.
 * Hugo: Actually, we got a perfect story.
 * Rita: And it's surely gonna scare my siblings.
 * Hugo: That will teach them a lesson too.
 * Lightning McQueen: Go on, you two.
 * Jack: (scoffs)
 * Rita: Jack! Okay, it began on a night like tonight.
 * Hugo: Boy, am I glad to be out of the rain?
 * Rita: Me too.
 * Hugo: Hey, Guys! We're back! McQueen?
 * Rita: Mater?!
 * Hugo: Sally?!
 * Rita: What was that?!
 * Hugo: Do you think something happened while we were gone?
 * Rita: I don't know.
 * Hugo: Listen.
 * Rita: Wherever that noise is...
 * Hugo: It's coming from the basement.
 * Rita: Follow me.
 * Rita: You go open the door!
 * Hugo: But what if something happens?
 * Rita: On the count of three. One... two... three!!!
 * Hugo: Nothing happened.
 * Rita: What's happening?
 * Hugo: I don't know.
 * Rita: [gasp]
 * Hugo and Rita: [screaming]
 * Hugo: And then after that...
 * Rita: We were never seen again.
 * Rita: So who was frightened by that one?
 * Hugo: Yeah, who got there spines tingled?
 * Theodore Tugboat: I hate to be leaving early. But we've got some work to do.
 * Hank: Yeah.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: So have we. Come on, Percy.
 * Percy: Right behind you.
 * Jack: [laughs]
 * Rita: [in anger] Jack!
 * Cal: What?
 * Pearl: It's funny.
 * Rita: Well, it's no way to behave in front of scaredy-cats.
 * Jack: Okay. Sorry.
 * Ramone: Get ready to send these losers home, McQueen, cause I got a doozy and it's all true.
 * Lightning McQueen: Go right ahead.
 * Ramone: [in a slow and creepy voice] It all began on a night much like this one.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Low and slow.
 * Ramone: I was in my body art place, tending to Henry.

Ramone's Story: The Glow in the Dark
[The title, "The Glow in the Dark", was shown at Ramone's House of Body Art] [Henry comes in] [ [
 * Ramone: Hey, Henry.
 * Henry: Ramone, I need a repaint.
 * Ramone: Coming right up!
 * Henry: And make sure none of it's magic.
 * Ramone:
 * Henry:
 * Ramone:
 * Henry:

Gingy's Story: The Bride of Gingy
[The storm thunders at the Bakery as the title, "The Bride of Gingy", was shown. Gingy knocks on the door and the Muffin Man answers it] [Gingy is inside with a little blanket on him] [The Muffin Man ??? [The Muffin Man shows Gingy ???? [The Muffin Man shows ???? [The Muffin Man shows ???? [Gingy ???? [The Muffin Man cracks an egg and pours some flour and sugar into a bowl but Gingy pours more sugar into it] [Thunder crashes] [The Muffin Man ???? [They both laugh] [After the Muffin Man leaves, Gingy looks at [When Gingy leaves, Sugar comes to life, looks around and see Gingy] [The song, "Happy Together", was played when Gingy and Sugar [ [Sugar [Sugar opens the door] [Gingy whimpers then gets an idea] [When Sugar gets inside the Gingerbread House, Gingy ran off and ????] [ [Sugar falls right into [Gingy looks [But to make matters worse, [Gingy [ [?????. Back in the castle, [ [He leaves] [ [
 * Gingy: Get ready to send these losers home, Shrek, cause I got a doozy and it's all true. (clears his throat) It was a dark and stormy night.
 * The Muffin Man: Gingy?
 * Gingy: My girlfriend kicked me out.
 * Gingy: I don't know. Something about me being too into myself. Blah, blah, blah, yak, yak, yak.
 * The Muffin Man: You? But you are so adorable.
 * Gingy: I know! That's what I keep telling her! I need a good woman, Muffin Man.
 * The Muffin man: Ah. I can help you, Gingy.
 * The Muffin Man: How about this one?
 * Gingy: Uh, I don't know.
 * The Muffin Man: You like her, huh?
 * Gingy: Nope. Weird hair.
 * The Muffin Man: How about this one? [shows Gingy a woman shaped cookie cutter looks like a ????
 * Gingy: Too scary.
 * Gingy: No!
 * Gingy: Don't like it!
 * The Muffin Man: Okay, well, how about this one?
 * Gingy: Yes, that's it!
 * Gingy: She's perfect! The girl of my dreams.
 * Gingy: Wait, more sugar!
 * The Muffin Man: But, that is not the recipe.
 * Gingy: Trust me, Muffin Man. This girl's got to be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever.
 * The Muffin Man: I must warn you, Gingy, no one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!
 * Gingy: Just put her into the oven!
 * The Muffin Man: [evilly laughs]
 * Gingy: [evilly laughs then gets shocked] Ow!
 * Gingy: Okay, a little privacy.
 * The Muffin Man: Huh?
 * Gingy: Take a hike.
 * The Muffin Man: Heh-heh. Oh, oui.
 * Gingy: Oh my gosh, I'm in love! Oh, a cookie angle. [????] Whoa! And you're hot, too! Hello? Hello? [sighs] I guess it didn't work.
 * Sugar: [Squees] Yeah! Woo-hoo! Oh, Gingy. Is it you? The one I was made for? Oh, we'll be together forever.
 * Gingy: Sweet!
 * Sugar: Are you happy, Gingy?
 * Gingy: You bet! The time since I met you has been the best... [???] seven and a half minutes of my life.
 * Sugar: Good, cause this is only the beginning.
 * Sugar: I'm going to love you and hold you and feed you and dress you and cling to you and hang onto you and smother you with my love forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...
 * Gingy: You know, it's Getting a little stuffy in here. Um, you know, I gonna go get some air.
 * Sugar: Oh no, you don't.
 * Sugar: Not without your umbrella.
 * Gingy:
 * Sugar: Wait for me!
 * Gingy: Sugar, could you just do me one small, little, teensy favor?
 * Sugar: Anything!
 * Gingy: Could you leave me alone for like 30 seconds?
 * Sugar: Anything but that.
 * Gingy: [????] You know, I forgot my gumdrop buttons, yeah. Could you, Uh, run over there and get 'em for me, please?
 * Sugar: Sure, I can. I'll be right back.
 * Gingy: Run, Run, run as fast as you can, if you want to remain a gingerbread man!
 * Gingy: (panting)
 * Sugar:
 * Gingy:
 * Sugar: Let go, Gingy! Fall with me so we can be together forever!
 * Gingy: Here's a thought. You let go!
 * Gingy: Here's a thought. You let go!
 * Sugar: Together! Together forev....
 * Gingy: Boy, what a night! I'm so glad that is over with! Ah. Oh well, nothing lasts forever.
 * Man (on TV): In sports...
 * Gingy:
 * Sugar Zombie #1: Together forever.
 * Gingy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
 * Sugar Zombies: Together forever! Together forever!
 * Gingy:
 * Gingy: Then, they ate me.
 * Three Little Pigs: Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee!
 * Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): They're gonna do that all the way home. Ah. I got to go. They're my ride.
 * Rita:
 * Jack: Wait a second, Gingy. If they eat you, how come you still here?
 * Puss in Boots: You did not say this was a true story?
 * Gingy:
 * Hugo: [in Jim Hawkins' voice] Aha. Busted!
 * Shrek: You made it up, didn't you?
 * Gingy: I... Hey, look, Lord Farquaad's Ghost! Agh!
 * Gingy: Doodie heads!
 * Shrek: And then there were

Donkey and Puss' Story: Boots Motel
[Donkey and Puss were in a stormy night] [Puss is in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [Puss is about to start his toung bath when...?] [The inn keeper pulls out a knife and scary music plays] [Puss gets stabbed and his fur goes down the drain] [Back in the castle] [Back to the story] [Donkey knock down the door pinning the inn keeper down] [Donkey see Prince Charming holding a wand] [Charming blasts Puss to dust] [Rewinds to the point before Puss got blasted] [Puss sees that he has landed on an X and mutters] [He pulled the lever and Puss falls into a hole of a Charming head from a carnival game. Puss shows up in front of it] [Puss wakes up in his bedroom] [Donkey answer the door] [He fall from the celing] [The lights turn off] [The lights turn on to reveal Donkey in a shower, wearing a shower cap] [He pulls te curtain and saw a giant waffle] [Donkey runs] [A pink tutu appears on Donkey] [A sombrero appears on Donkey's head] [A coconut brasher appears on Donkey's neck] [The waffle man lifts the plate and Donkey is eaten] [Donkey pops out of the mouth of the monster] [Puss gets sprayed by Pinocchio with a water bottle. Puss screeches and runs out of the castle very fast] [Celestia and the others follow Discord] [Meanwhile at the Swamp, the Three Blind Mice are still walking]
 * Puss in Boots: I do have a terrifying tale to tell.
 * Donkey: It was a dark and stormy night.
 * Puss in Boots: What the?
 * Donkey: And we needed to find us some shelter.
 * [Donkey points at something then we see them going into a giant shoe and the title appears "Boots Motel"]
 * Puss in Boots: It's my turn to tell the story.
 * Donkey: Hey, hey, shh.
 * [The door opens to reveal a inn keeper]
 * Donkey: (narrating) The kindly inn keeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubby inside.
 * Donkey: My trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up.
 * Puss in Boots: Sidekick?
 * Donkey: And I would love some waffles.
 * Puss in Boots: But we are equals.
 * Donkey: Oh man. Of course we are. [looks at the camera] The noble Donkey reassures his clearly inferior sidekick.
 * Puss in Boots: I'm getting a little tired of this..
 * Donkey: (narrating) But Before Puss can finish his thought, he decided to take a well deserved tongue bath.
 * Puss in Boots: [sputters] What the? Well. As long as I am here.
 * Donkey: But, right then, danger came from behind.
 * Donkey: Ree-ree-ree-ree~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, dum-dum~
 * Donkey: Duh-dum, duh-dum~ And Puss was never seen again. Ha-ha! The end.
 * Puss in Boots: No. that's not how the story goes. I was aware of the approaching danger..
 * Puss in Boots: And went [pulls out his sword] for my steel!
 * Donkey: Don't worry, little buddy. I'm here to save you!
 * Puss in Boots: Oh, you're killing me.
 * Donkey: (narrating) [gasps] It was Prince Charming! He was packing heat and he wanted revenge!
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): I want revenge!
 * Donkey: He said. But before anyone can do anything, ka-blam!
 * Donkey: It was awful. It was terrible. It was really, really scary.
 * Puss in Boots: What? No! Go back!
 * Puss in Boots: Although the Charming was fast, I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety.
 * Donkey: Which is exactly what he wanted you to do.
 * Donkey: Charming laughed just like a crazed maniac.
 * Prince Charming (Shrek): Ha, Ha-Ha-Ha, Ha.
 * Puss in Boots: N-n-n-n-n-no, I'm sorry. But I would never let that happen to me. Instead, I-I-I woke up.
 * Puss in Boots: Yeah. That's right. It was all a dream.
 * Donkey: You mean a nightmare? You know you're on the ceiling, right?
 * Puss in Boots: I will get you for this.
 * Donkey: Oh. And then the lights went out. It was horrrible and sad how Puss pleaded for mercy.
 * Puss in Boots: Mercy? Please.
 * Donkey: Said Puss with his last dying breath.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) But when the lights came back on, it was the donkey who was taking a shower!
 * Donkey: Oh my goodness! How would I do that?
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) [laughs] And right behind you, there was danger!
 * Donkey: Oh man.
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) You were paralysed.
 * Donkey: [screams like a woman]
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) It was a donkey eating waffle. It was packing heat and it wanted revenge!
 * Waffle Monster: I want revenge!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) The Donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate, covered in butter, wearing a pink tutu?
 * Donkey: No!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a sombrero!
 * Donkey: Oh!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And a coconut brasher.
 * Donkey: Ah!
 * Puss in Boots: (narrating) And about to be eaten, alive!
 * Donkey: No! Please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! [screams]
 * Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again! [laughs evily]
 * Donkey: But what Puss didn't know is that right behind him, was the one thing he feared more then anything else.
 * Puss in Boots: No, you wouldn't.
 * Donkey: I would.
 * Puss in Boots: You didn't.
 * Donkey: I did!
 * Puss in Boots: No! Anything but that! NOOO!
 * Donkey: The end. [gives Pinocchio a dollar]
 * Shrek: I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
 * Rita: I agree with you, Shrek. But, I like that story.
 * Discord: Not me! I gotta get out of here! [runs away]
 * Princess Luna: Us too. I think my sister just heard Ryan calling!
 * Lightning McQueen: He is scared.
 * Shrek:
 * Hugo: Has anyone seen the mice?
 * Blind Mouse 1: Are we there yet?

Shane's Story: The Spooky Old Bridge
[back at the castle]
 * Shane: Okay, I got one story that is way scary and better then Vor and Morro.

Lightning McQueen and the Ghost of Lord Farquaad
[The film starts