Pinkie Pie and Donkey's Caroling Christmas-Tacular/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pinkie Pie and Donkey's Caroling Christmas-Tacular.

[The film starts at the Candy Apple, the Christmas Version of the Poison Apple]

Donkey: Okay now. Parfaits go on that table and the bog nog goes over there. And remember, make sure the piles of cookies are arranged in fun holiday shapes.

Pinkie Pie: Whoo! I love it spending Christmas with you, Donkey.

Matau T. Monkey: Me too, Pinkie.

Donkey: Well, I'm glad you do. And thanks for organizing the party, Pinkie. Oh, man, Shrek, I just love this. Don't you just love this?

Shrek: Sure, Donkey.

Pinkie Pie: This is gonna be the best Christmas party ever! Because, this year, everybody is gonna sing their favorite Christmas Carol. I hear even the Shrek Family and the Winxbots are gonna sing.

Ryan F-Freeman: You bet.

Meg Griffin: I'll be rooting for you, Ryan.

Crash Bandicoot: Me too, guys.

[Donkey and Pinkie cheer and move on]

Shrek: No more bog nog for them.

Pinkie Pie: It's our most favorite time of the year~

Donkey: With the carols and apples and cider in barrels for everyone here~

Cody Itsuka: Kuryan, look. I found an elf in the rubbish.

Rumpuelstiltskin: I'm not an elf. I'm Rumpelstiltskin. Now let me out of this cage.

Ryan Tokisaki: So, you could run away again. Ha! Not a chance.

Cody Itsuka: Hey, Rainbow. You like that? That's a giant Santa replica made from a new magic called Plastic.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. It's freaking me out.

Sci-Ryan: Well. I understand magic you know.

Donkey: Hey, Pigs, you've gotta try some Dragon spicy reindeer apple bobs.

Heimlich: No thanks. We are on a diet.

Pig 2: We have chubby bellies.

Pig 3: We are getting ready for...

The three pigs: Swimsuit weather!

[They head off]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh Primus, these pigs need to chill out.

Donkey: You got that right.

Gingy: Move it along, pigs. There's nothing to eat here. [to other gingerbread men and women] Guys, this is no place to take a nap. Wake up! Wake up!

Donkey: It is the most wonderful season of all~

Pinkie Pie: Cause all of our friends and princesses and best trendness are right here in the hall~

Evil Ryan: I'll be shocked if this won't end in a brawl~

Evil Anna: [laughs]

Bertram T. Monkey: I guess Evil Anna got that from Sonata, Aria.

Aria Blaze: Yeah.

Donkey: Attention, attention, attention. Everybody. Pinkie and I wanna thank all of you for coming out to our holiday extravaganza, Caroling Christmas-Tacular. I hope all of you have been brushing up on your singing. More than crunching brushes our teeth.

Evil Ryan: Heh.

Ogre troop: Take down eighty.

Donkey: There'll be apples for bobbing~

The Cyberlings: And fruitcake~

Cody Moone: And sobbing~

Meg Griffin: And games filled with holiday fun~

[Ryan kisses Meg]

Cody Fairbrother: There'll be candy~

Sci-Ryan: And presents~

Heimlich: And turkey und pecans.

Pinkie Pie: And stockings for everyone~

Donkey: It's our most favorite time of the year~

Pinkie Pie: And you won't wanna leave cause if you all believe Santa soon will be here~

Donkey: It's our most favoritest time...~

Princess Ivy: [to Ryan] When did they know how to rhyme?

Pinkie Pie And Donkey: Christmas is our favorite time of the year~

Yeah!~

[The Dronkies breath fire, ending the song]

Pinkie Pie: Phew. That was amazing. Now, who wants to sing next? Anypony? Anypony? Guess, I'll sing another. Ahh-Heeee...

Crash Bandicoot: Hold on. [covers Pinkie's mouth] Ogre army. Take it away!

[Cookie and the other two ogres pose in spotlights]

Ogre army: Stirring our big pot~

Cookie: Full of goodies for our snack~

Ogre Troop: Funky century rot~

Brogan: Stink bugs by the stack~

Ogre Army: How we like to eat~

Worms and grubs and slop~

It brings such joy and is a treat with pickled skunk on top~

Shrek and Fiona: So, Bug Coccoon~

Lick the spoon~

Try our Cricket Slurp~

Shrek: Oh, how I~

Just Love Rat Pie~

Ogre baby male: It always makes me burp~

[A rat pops up and burps]

Ogrr army: Serve a toad a la mode~

Shrek and Fiona: Roadkill tastes so fine~

Mmm Hmm~

Ogre army, Shrek and Fiona: Pigeon wings~

And spider strings is the perfect way to dine~

[Puss is next]

Puss in Boots: Back in my village, the holidays was all about the durum, dancing the flamingo and the bitter sweet serenade of this song.

[He clacks some castanets]

Puss in Boots: Fleas Navidad~

Fleas Navidad~

I got Fleas Navidad~

My coat is itching and my eyes go sad~

[Two pigs fall over]

Puss in Boots: I wanna clean sea flea deep for Christmas~

A nice leather free collar for Christmas~

And I shall prove I'm fluffy for Christmas~

To make the itching stop~

[The audience applauds]

Ryan F-Freeman: Bravo.

[Cody Itsuka takes the stage]

Cody Itsuka: Since I was created by Cody and Kotori, the things I like about this holiday are the presents, being together with your allies and one thing I like is this song.

[He plays a guitar]

Cody Itsuka: Sleigh bells ring~

Are you listening~