Back to Work/Tractor Tipping/Backwards Driving/Goodnight (Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures)

The way the Back to Work, Tractor Tipping, Backwards Driving and Goodnight scenes go in Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures of Cars.

(The screen shows McQueen, covered with little bits of cactus around him, as he continues pulling Bessie along the road. The rest of our heroes are there as well, while "Find Yourself" is playing.)

Lightning McQueen: Turn right to go left. Guess what. I tried it. And you know what? This crazy thing happened... I went right!

Lizzie: You keep talkin' to yourself, people'll think you're crazy.

Lightning McQueen: Thanks for the tip.

Lizzie: Uh... What? I wasn't talkin' to you!

(Then the screen shows Luigi and Guido as they decorate their store. Luigi is cleaning the windows from inside, while Guido is holding two rollers dipped in green paint from two trays and paints the wall beneath the windows. Sally then comes to them.)

Sally Carrera: Oh, Guido, è bellissimo!

Guido: Che cosa?

Sally Carrera: It looks great!

Guido: Ah! Ti piace, eh?

Sally Carrera: This is great!

Guido: Si, si, bellissimo.

(Luigi then comes out, happy on Sally's comments. Roary, Theodore and the rest of their friends are then seen cleaning up and decorating around the town, at Luigi and Guido's store, Flo's V8 Cafe, .)

(Meanwhile, Mater uses his hook to get Tow Mater Towing & Salvage sign upright while Thomas and Princess Twilight watch him.)

Mater: (grunts as he pulls his sign upright, then passes gas) Oh, Lord.

Thomas:

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Ew! Mater, that's disgusting.

Mater: Sorry, Thomas and Miss Twilight.

(Then the sign tilts to the other side.)

Mater (chuckles)

Sheriff: Mater! I need you to watch the prisoner tonight.

Mater: Well, dad-gum! Wait a minute. What if he tries to run again?

Sheriff: Just let him run outta gas and tow him on back. But keep an eye on him.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Wait a minute, Sheriff. What about me, Roary, Theodore and the rest of us?

Sheriff: Well, we know you all can't leave until your friend has done fixing the road, but it would also be a good idea for Mater to watch you all as well.

Princess Twilight Sparkle:

Mater: Yes, sir! (closes one eye, and keeps the other open)

Sheriff: (groans) Oh... (drives away)

Princess Twilight Sparkle: (giggles) Oh, Mater. (walks away to join the others)

Lightning McQueen: While I'm stuck here paving this stinkin' road, Chick's in California schmoozing Dinoco. My Dinoco. (feels something) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who's touching me?!

(Guido the Forklift then pops up beside him. He was spinning each of McQueen's tires to get the cactus bits off them, and uses a spray can on the tires.)

Luigi: You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix. You make-a such a nice new road. You come to my shop. Luigi take-a good care of you. Even though you not a Ferrari.

(Then the rest of our heroes come to them.)

Roary: What's wrong, McQueen?

Lightning McQueen: It's just these guys.

Luigi: Yes. The rest of you all come to my shop. Luigi also take-a good care of the rest of you despite being different people other than Ferraris and drivers. You buy four tires or two shoes, I give you a full-a size spare absolutely free!

Lightning McQueen: Look, I get all my tires for free.

Luigi: (chuckles) I like your style, eh? You drive the hard bargain. OK. Luigi make you all a new deal. You buy one tire or shoe, I give you three for free!

(The screen shows Sally watching them, then she turns around to see Flo amazed with Ramone cleaning a fence around a house beside Ramone's House of Body Art.)

Flo: Oh, would you look at that? Ramone, Ramone!

Luigi: Then Luigi make you a new new deal.

(Sally then looks towards Red cleaning the Leaning Tower of Tires with his water, while McQueen and Luigi continue talking.)

Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no. Deal me out. Pass. No, thank you. No, no, no, no. No.

(The screen then shows McQueen, Luigi, Guido, Roary, Theodore and the rest of our heroes.)

Luigi: This is it. My last offer. You buy one tire or shoe, I give you seven-a snow tires or shoes for free! Done. You interested, you call me. You all know where I am.

(Luigi and Guido then leave.)

Lightning McQueen: (exhales deeply)

(Suddenly, a burst of water is shot out at McQueen, causing most of the cactus pieces on him to come off.)

Lightning McQueen: Ah! Stop! Let me...

(Then the water stops, as McQueen coughs. The screen then turns around to show Sally and Red the fire truck, who was shooting water at McQueen to get him clean.)

Sally Carrera: (noticing a cactus piece on McQueen's hood) Oh, Red, you missed a spot. See it right there? On the hood right there.

Lightning McQueen: No! No!

(Red then starts shooting water at McQueen again, struggling to get the cactus piece off McQueen's hood.)

Lightning McQueen: Ah! Stop, stop! That's cold! Help! Please!

(Finally, the cactus piece comes off, and Red stops.)

Lightning McQueen: Stop! (coughs and sputters)

Sally Carrera: Thanks, Red.

(Red then leaves.)

Lightning McQueen: What was that for?

Sally Carrera: Do you want to stay at the Cozy Cone or what?

Lightning McQueen: Huh?

Sally Carrera: I mean, if you do, you gotta be clean. 'Cause even here in hillbilly hell we have standards.

Lightning McQueen: What, I...? I don't get it.

Sally Carrera: Nothing. I just thought I'd say thank you for doin' a great job. So I thought I'd let you stay with me. I mean, not with me! But there. N-Not with me there, but there in your own cozy cone. And the rest of you will all be there in your own cozy cones and other huts. And I'd be in my cone, and it's...

Lightning McQueen: Wait. Wait, you're being nice to me.

Theodore Tugboat: And us!

Sally Carrera: I mean, if you want to stay at the dirty impound, that... that's fine. I understand you criminal types.

Lightning McQueen: No, no, no. That's OK.

Roary: Definitely OK.

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, the Cozy Cone. (looks at the Cozy Cone Motel)

Sally Carrera: It's newly refurbished.

Tin Top: Wow! It looks nice!

Lightning McQueen: (chuckles) Yeah, it's like a clever little twist. The motel's made out of caution cones, which, of course, humans and cars usually try to avoid. But now we're gonna stay in them. (chuckles) That's funny.

Sally Carrera: Figure that all out on your own, did you? (reverses and turns around) Cone number one, if you want. (drives back to the motel)

Lightning McQueen: Oh... (notices a tattoo on Sally's back) Hey, do I spy a little pinstriping tattoo back there?

Maxi: Never noticed that before.

Sally Carrera: Oh... (turns around and chuckles, then reverses) That's just a... (bumps into a pile of cones, with one on her roof) Oh!

Roary: Oh, my!

Lightning McQueen and Sally Carrera: (both chuckle)

Yes, very funny!

Looks nice, that tattoo!

Sally Carrera: Oh, you saw that? Yeah. (chuckles) Just gonna be going. (reverses to the door of the building) Gonna... (the cone on her roof comes off as it hits the door) Yeah.

(McQueen then grins.)

Tin Top: Yes, Sally does look lovely! Even for you, McQueen!

(The screen then zooms out to show Mater next to them.)

Mater: You know, I once knew this girl Doreen.

Lightning McQueen: (gasps as Mater starts talking)

Mater: Good-lookin' girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her, just so I could spoke to her.

Roary: Uh... Who is Doreen?

Eddy: What are you talking about?

Mater: I don't know. Hey, I know somethin' we can do tonight, cos I'm in charge of watchin' y'all!

Lightning McQueen: No, Mater, I gotta finish this road, and I have to get out of here.

Mater: Well, that's all right, Mr. I Can't Turn On Dirt. You probably couldn't handle it anyway.

Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater. You know who you're talkin' to? This is Lightning McQueen. I can handle anything.

(Then the screen shows our heroes beside Mater on top of a hill at night.)

Lightning McQueen: (whispers) Mater, I'm not doin' this.

Mater: Oh, come on. You'll love it! (chuckles)

(The screen then shows a field full of sleeping tractors.)

Mater: Tractor-tippin's fun.

Lightning McQueen: This is ridiculous.

You said it.

Definitely.

Four: How will it be fun to tip tractors?

Great. Just great!

Tractors: (snoring)

Mater: All right, listen. When I say go, we go. But don't let Frank catch you. Go! (drives towards the field)

Maxi: What?

Lightning McQueen: Whoa! Wait! W-Who's Frank?

Is he bad?

(Mater continues driving, and enters the field.)

Lightning McQueen: (whispers) Mater! Wait, Mater!

(Our heroes then follow Mater.)

Mater: OK, here's what you do. You just sneak up in front of 'em, and then honk. And they do the rest. Watch this! (tiptoes towards a tractor, and honks his horn loudly)

Tractor 1: (wakes up) Oh! Oh... Oh! Oh... (leans up and moos, then lands on its back)

(Then gas is heard sloshing, and the tractor backfires, which it sounded like farting.)

Mater: (laughs loudly) I swear, tractors is so dumb! I tell you what, fellas, it don't get much better than this.

Lightning McQueen: Yep, you're livin' the dream, Mater boy.

(Then Mater drives away towards another tractor, jumps up into the air, lands back on the ground, and honks his horn.)

Tractor 2: (wakes up) Oh! (leans up) Oh! Oh... (moos, and lands on its back)

(Mater then drives back to our heroes, and poses himself for the tractor's gas sloshing and the backfiring.)

Mater: (laughs) I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. (to ) Oh, your turn, guys.

Mater: (to McQueen) Oh, your turn, bud.

Lightning McQueen: Mater, I can't. I don't even have a horn.

Mater: Baby.

Lightning McQueen: I'm not a baby.

Mater: (clucks)

Please stop, Mater.

Mater: (continues clucking)

Lightning McQueen: Fine. Stop! Stop, OK? All right. Uh... I'll do something.

(Then the screen shows McQueen driving slowly towards a tractor. He stops in front of it, and just watches.)

Tractor 3: (snores)

(McQueen looks shocked, then he looks towards Mater, who grins and moves his tire towards the tractor.)

(The camera then shows from beneath the tractor's undercarriage as McQueen gets prepared to do something. The screen then does a close-up on McQueen as he revs his engine loudly.)

Tractor 3: (wakes up) Oh-h-h-h-h!

(Then all of the other tractors wake up.)

Tractors: (exclaim, and lean up) Moo-o-o-o-o! (all land on their backs) Moo-o-o-o-o!

(Then the tractors gurgle as Mater, McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole team look toward each other. Then the tractors all backfire, one by one. After one second, the last tractor remaining backfires. Then Mater, McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their whole team all laugh.)

(Then an angry moo is heard in the distance as they all stop laughing. The screen then turns to show a bush, and some lights from behind as another moo is heard.)

What's that noise?

I don't know.

Mater: That's Frank. (drives away, while our heroes are standing still)

(Then the bushes get shredded as Frank, a combine harvester appears and notices our heroes.)

Frank: (bellows) MOOOOOO!!!

Lightning McQueen: Aaaahhh!!!

Run!

Let's get out of here!!!

(Our non-vehicle heroes run and fly away, while the vehicle heroes rev their engines, turn around and drive away quickly as Frank chases them.)

Frank: (bellows) Moo! MOOOOOO!!!!

(Frank gets closer to McQueen, who then goes faster as he notices. Our heroes then catch up to Mater, who is laughing.)

Mater: Run! (continues laughing)

(Then the screen zooms out to show them heading towards the fence.)

Mater: Here he comes, look out!

(Our heroes then turn to the left as Frank continues chasing them.)

Frank: (bellowing) MOOO!

Bubbles: Aaaaahhh!!!!

Maxi: Mamma mia!

Theodore Tugboat: Stay away, Frank!

Mater: (laughs) Whoa!

Frank: MOOOOOOO!

Little Engine: Aaaahhh!!!! Get away!

Radar: Run for it!

(Frank is then seen from his side as he gains on our heroes.)

Mater: Run! He's gonna get ya!

(The screen then shows from our heroes' point of view as they all come towards another end of the field where there was one piece in the fence, and the whole team drive through it.)

Lightning McQueen: Aaaahhh!!

(Frank stops as he comes towards the edge of the field, and our heroes stop and then drive away on the road with Mater back to Radiator Springs.)

Mater: (laughs)

Thomas: Fizzling fireboxes, that was scary!

(Then the screen shows Sally inside the Cozy Cone Motel. Shadows then appear moving on the wall.)

Sally Carrera: (notices the shadows) Oh! Customers! (drives towards the door) Oh! (turns on the neon lights, and notices a light saying "no" going off and coming back on) An, no, no, no. (turns the lights off) Oof! Oh! (turns the lights on again, but the "no" light was on before and turned off when the other lights turned on)

(Then we see Mater, McQueen, Roary, Theodore and their friends in the distance driving along the road.)

Mater: Tomorrow night we can go look for the ghostlight!

Lightning McQueen: I can't wait, Mater.

Mater: Oh, yeah, I'm tellin' ya!

(As Mater talks, the screen shows Sally, who notices them, sighs, grins and drives back into the building. Then the screen shows the team again.)

Mater: Oh, boy, you gotta admit that was fun!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, yeah... yeah.

Mater: Well, we better get you back to the impound lot.

Lightning McQueen: Uh... You know, a-actually, Sally's gonna let me stay at the motel.

Roary: And us, too.

Mater: Oh... Gettin' cozy at the Cone, is we?

Lightning McQueen: Oh, come... No! No, are you kidding?

Roary: It's not like that, Mater.

Lightning McQueen: Besides, she can't stand me. (scoffs) And I don't like her, to be honest.

Mater: Yeah, you probably right. Hey, look, there's Miss Sally!

Lightning McQueen: (looking around) Where, where?

Mater: (laughs)

Lightning McQueen: (sighs)

Mater: You're in love with Miss Sally.

Lightning McQueen: No, I'm not.

(As our heroes are talking, Sally then turns to see them from inside the building.)

Mater: Yes, you do.

Lightning McQueen: No way.

Mater: Way.

Lightning McQueen: Come on, look...

Mater: (turns around and drives backwards) You're in love with Miss Sally!

Lightning McQueen: OK, that's real mature, Mater.

Mater: You're in love with Miss Sally!

Lightning McQueen: Real grown up.

Mater: You love her. You love her.

Lightning McQueen: Wait...

Mater: You love her! You love her. You love her.

Stop it, Mater! You're embarrassing him.

Mater: You love her! You love her!

Lightning McQueen: All right. OK. Mater, enough!

Mater: (laughs)

Lightning McQueen: (noticing Mater driving backwards) Will you stop that?

Mater: Stop what?

Lightning McQueen: That driving backwards stuff. It's creeping me out. You're gonna wreck or something.

Exactly.

Mater: (stops moving) Wreck? Shoot! I'm the world's best backwards driver! You just watch this right here, everybody. (drives backwards with his lights on) Wee-hee! (drives towards one of the Cozy Cones)

Lightning McQueen: What are you doing? Watch out! Look out!

(Mater then drives around the cone.)

Roary: Whoa!

Lightning McQueen: Mater? Mater!

Mater: (laughs as he drives around a few more cones)

Lightning McQueen: Mater!

Do you know where you're going?

(Sally watches as Mater drives around the building. Finally, Mater drives backwards onto the desert ground, stops, and starts spinning.)

Foduck: I would get very dizzy from that!

Lightning McQueen: Hey, take it easy, Mater!

Mater: (screams happily)

(Then Mater stops spinning, and drives backwards into the forest, laughing.)

Mater: Oof! (blubbers, and jumps high up into the air in front of the full orange Moon) Yee-hee!

Lightning McQueen: (chuckles) He's nuts.

Yeah, definitely nuts.

Mater: (driving back to our heroes while still going backwards) No need to watch where I'm goin'! (jumps and turns around as he stops in front of McQueen) Just need to know where I've been. (turns his lights off)

Lightning McQueen: Whoa, that was incredible!

Edd: That was very good.

Lightning McQueen: How'd you do that?

Mater: Rearview mirrors. We'll get you all some, and I'll teach y'all if you want.

Cici: Awesome, Mater! I'd love to.

Yes, I would want it to try it.

Foduck: Not me. Even I loved going backwards one time back at the Big Harbor; it's just not good for me to do it all the time.

Lightning McQueen: (chuckles) Yeah, maybe I'll use it in my big race. (drives along)

Mater: What's so important about this race of yours, anyway?

Lightning McQueen: (stops moving, and turns around) It's not just a race. We're talking about the Piston Cup! I've been dreaming about it my whole life! I'll be the first rookie in history ever to win it. And when I do, we're talkin' big new sponsor, with private helicopters. No more medicated bumper and rear ointment. No more rusty old cars.

Mater: What's wrong with rusty old cars?

Wait, are you hurt by this, Mater?

I think he is.

Lightning McQueen: Well, I don't mean you, Mater. I mean other old cars. You know? Not like you. I like you.

Mater: It's OK, buddy.

Roary: Yeah, well, I like you, too, Mater.

Mater: Thanks, little buddy.

Theodore Tugboat: And me!

Mater: That's all right, Theodore.

Pinkie Pie: And me! (She hugged Mater)

Human Pinkie Pie: And me too! (She also hugged Mater)

Cheese Sandwich: Yes, you are about as fun as me and both Pinkie Pies put together! (gives Mater a friendly nudge with his hoof)

Mater: Thank you, Miss Pinkie Pies and Cheese.

Maud Pie: (deadpan) I like you too, Mater.

Mater: Thanks, Miss Maud.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: In fact, we all like you, Mater.

Princess Luna: And you're the very first one who was really nice and kind to us when we first came here.

Mater: Ah, thanks, Miss Twilight and Miss Luna. Hey, you think maybe one day I can get a ride in one of them helicopters? I mean, I've always wanted to ride in one of them fancy helicopters.

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

Mater: You mean it?

Lightning McQueen: Oh, yeah. Anything you say.

Roary: That's right, Mater.

Bash, Dash and Ferdinand: That's right!

Princess Twilight Sparkle: We promise, too.

Pinkie Pie and Human Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hoped to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!

Mater: I knew it. I knowed I made a good choice!

Lightning McQueen: In what?

Mater: My best friends.

(Then all of our heroes, and Maud Pie too, smile at this.)

Mater: See you tomorrow, everybody!

(Mater then turns on his lights, swings his hook, and drives backwards around McQueen and back to his home.)

Mater: (singing as he drives backwards) McQueen and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-i-s-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-t!

Lightning McQueen: (laughs)

Bash: Wow, Mater is still going on about your...

Dash: ...love for Sally, McQueen.

Ferdinand: That's right.

(Then our heroes walk and drive toward the Cozy Cones, as McQueen tries to go backwards and looks behind.)

Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, whoa. (chuckles)

(We then see Sally as she watches our heroes going to their Cozy Cones.)

Lightning McQueen: Goodnight, everyone.

(went inside their cones and went to sleep and Roary is the last to go inside his cone with .)

Roary: Goodnight, McQueen.

(Roary, went inside their cone and went to sleep.)

Lightning McQueen: (smiles happily) Goodnight, Roary. Now then... (looks around to find his cone) Number one. Number one... (finds Cone number one) Ah, number one! (drives into the cone and looks around as Sally comes to him.)

Lightning McQueen: Ah, this is nice.

Sally Carrera: Hey, Stickers.

Lightning McQueen: Aah!

Sally Carrera: (screams) I'm sorry.

Lightning McQueen: (turns around) Whoa! You scared me. You gotta be careful.

Sally Carrera: I scared myself scaring you scaring me.

Lightning McQueen: I mean, I wasn't like scared scared.

Sally Carrera: No, of course not. No.

Lightning McQueen: I was more...

Sally Carrera: Just... I overheard you and your companions talkin' to Mater.

Lightning McQueen: When? Just... Just now? What, what did, what did you hear?

Sally Carrera: Oh, just something about a helicopter ride.

Lightning McQueen: Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got a kick out of that, didn't he?

Sally Carrera: Did you mean it?

Lightning McQueen: What?

Sally Carrera: That you'll get him a ride.

Lightning McQueen: Oh, who knows? I mean, first things first. I gotta get outta here and make the race.

Sally Carrera: Uh-huh. You know... Mater trusts you.

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, OK.

Sally Carrera: Did you mean that?

Lightning McQueen: What?

Sally Carrera: Was it just a "Yeah, OK", or "Yeah... OK" or "Yeah, o-OK"?

Lightning McQueen: Look, I'm exhausted. It's kinda been a long day.

Sally Carrera: Yeah, OK. G'night. (turns around and drives back to the building)

Lightning McQueen: (groans) Oh... Hey, thank you.

(Sally then stops, and turns around.)

Sally Carrera: What did you just say?

Lightning McQueen: You know, thanks for lettin' me and my companions stay here. It's nice to be out of the impound, and this is... It's great. Newly refurbished, right?

Sally Carrera: Yeah.

Lightning McQueen: G'night.

Sally Carrera: Good night. (drives back to her building) Hmm.

(Then McQueen presses a button to close the door on the cone.)