The gang lose the sleigh

This is how The gang lose the sleigh goes in Crash, Thomas and Ryan Meet Arthur Christmas.

Thomas: Arthur, when you put the adress into the HO-HO or whatever its called, what did you see?

Arthur Claus: A list of Trelews and I clicked on the first one.

Ranyx: Which was not Trelew England! You do realize that we're in Trelew Mexico, right?!

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes. We are in the wrong Trelew!!

[They keep running as police choppers arrive over head]

Sonata Dusk: [jumps into the sleigh] Grandsanta, what's happening?!

Grandsanta: They've been watching us. They've seen Evie. It's just like last time.

Crash Bandicoot (EG): Last time?

Thomas: The last time he took this thing for a spin. Tell them, Grandsanta.

Grandsanta: Last time I took Evie for a spin. I didn't know it was the cuban missile crisis. I nearly started World War III.

[EVE looks around as choppers fill the sky]

Sci-Ryan: We need to fly. I don't know about the Keyblade War.

Thomas: World War III.

Evil Ryan: They are a bit the same, Thomas.

[The news comes on]

News reporter: Governments tonight are waking to news of a UFO traveling the globe at incredible speed.

Bertram T. Monkey: That's us, guys!

News reporter: The clearest sighting was at this tractor dealership in Idaho.

Man: It had eyeballs on it's feet and a pointy little head. A boy in a black coat is with it. It asked me for a sign.

Ranyx: Oh Primus. Senpai noticed me.

Twilight Sparkle: We're on the news.

News reporter: And from the trail in Toronto, these beings do not appear friendly.

[At the North Pole]

Elf: Rebooting.

[We see various news reports on the screens]

Elf: The talking train is there. Oh, and the talking unicorn with wings.

Reporter: I'm getting reports of a steam train flying about.

[Back in Mexico]

Sci-Ryan: We have to get out of here. Arthur and I just have to go faster and higher!

Grandsanta: I'm not going anywhere. I'm not here.

Thomas: [spots police cars ahead] Look out!

Crash Bandicoot: [turns the sleigh to the left but more arrive]

Evil Ryan: Now what?

[Two more reindeer run off]

Sci-Ryan: Oh no! Donner! Comet!

Grandsanta: Leave me alone. It's that terrible night all over again.

Arthur Claus: What night?

Grandsanta: Last time I took Evie for a spin. I didn't know it was the cuban missile crisis. I nearly started World War III.

[WALL-E screams and sees police cars ahead]

12th Doctor: I know. [to Ranyx] Ryan! The magic dust! Activate it!

Ranyx: My name's not Ryan! [removes his hood] It's Ranyx!

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah, whatever, just do as he told you!

[Ranyx does and the sleigh flies off]

Alvin: That was close. [climbs onto Ranyx] Is it me or am I seeing 3 Ryans?

Ranyx: It's just you.

Alvin: Who are you and what group did you join?

Ranyx: My name is Ranyx and I'm part of the Organization 13.

Simon: Organization 13?

Ranyx: Nobody knows what they look like and who they are but most of us are people's Nobodies.

Meg Grifiin: And you are...

Ranyx: Ryan's Nobody.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. And did I create you? How?

Ranyx: Who knows?

Evil Ryan: It doesn't matter if it's dimension travel or Vortech possessed Ryan, Ranyx. In my eyes, you're better then Morro.

Ranyx: Whatever, let's just get out of here.

Arthur Claus: Grandsanta, get here!

[He pulls Grandsanta out of hiding]

Grandsanta: Oi! That's me new hip!

Ranyx: No time to worry about that now.

Crash Bandicoot: The elf is with us. That was too close in Mexico. We are not, I repeat, NOT doing that again.

Robotboy: Robotboy agree. Way too dangerous.

Crash Bandicoot (EG): I agree as well. Boy. I hope I like the songs of Matau and the Sky-tyres.

Matau T. Monkey: Skylanders.

Meg Griffin: When this mission is done, Ryan would put on Ryan's Quest.

Sci-Ryan: What happens in this film, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: You know what happens.

Evil Anna: If you are Ryan's Nobody, Ranyx. Who is Sora's Nobody?

Ranyx: Who knows?

Sci-Ryan: During Ryan's Quest 2, I got a photo. There's Hayner, Pence, Olette and who are those two?

Ranyx: Me and Roxas.

Evil Ryan: Roxas?

Robotboy: No time to talk now. [holds up the HO-HO] Look. It Steve. He help us.

Grandsanta: Tell him I'm not here. [

Robotboy: [to Steve] Grandsanta no here. Steve: I'm looking for a missing relic.

Steve Claus: Arthur, this is Dad we're talking about.

Arthur Claus:

[Grandsanta walks over to Arthur]

Grandsanta: I'm sorry I've messed things up, lad. You see, the night I last took Evie out, when there was all that... fuss, your father came to me. I'll never forget it; couldn't look me in the eye. "Dad," he says, "Steve thinks it best you don't fly again. " "We're scrapping the sleigh. " Me only son, who used to sit where you sit, looking up at me. I just wanted them to remember who I used to be. I was a bit like you, lad. Keen as cranberry. So was your dad. You get old. That's all. Everything... changes.

Arthur Claus: Does it?

Ranyx: I was sure. Arthur? You know. Ryan could do the right thing like using the Keyblade of Hearts and stabs himself in the chest to free Meg's heart.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ouch.

Arthur Claus: How can I write another letter saying Santa cares?

Sci-Ryan: And how do we get back home now?

Meg Griffin: