Who's Thomas?

Original:
Beresford: Thomas?, Your Thomas? Well I don't know who Thomas is

So why should I let this Thomas simply hurry on his way

Thomas? your Thomas? Speak up now I'm asking you

Who's Thomas, What's Thomas. What have you got to say?

Thomas: I'm Thomas, I'm a tank engine, I'm from a place called Sodor

I'm heading for the goods yard where these trucks are meant to go

Beresford: Mm-hm...

I don't know why I've stopped here, apart from the thing you dropped here.

So if you could lift it up again...

Oh, what do you want to know?

Troublesome Trucks: He's lost, He's lost, and Thomas is his name

He wanted to be important, now he's only himself to blame!

Beresford: Thomas? Who's Thomas? I've never heard of Thomas

Not me. I know. You're me. That's true. I'm talking to myself

Now Thomas, little Thomas. You say that's what your name is

But I still don't know who you are, so tell me something else.

Thomas: I'm Thomas, I'm a tank engine, and some would say I'm cheeky

And maybe I am cheeky cause I took these trucks from James

Troublesome Trucks: Yeah!

But I was stuck on Sodor, where its the same old railway

So I took them to the Mainland which I thought would make a change

Troublesome Trucks: He's lost, He's lost. He'll have to tell his boss

If we don't get a move on, then Sir Topham will be cross!

Beresford: So many places you could go, so many things to see

And like the birds in the sky, an engine's life is free

So engines always rush about, they never like to wait

They always have a reason like they're late, or late, or late

But if you'd like to travel on, you must do something more;

You'll have to tell me something new I've never heard before!

Thomas: Something new?

Beresford: Something new!

Thomas: Does it have to be true?

Beresford: It has to be True!

Troublesome Trucks: He's lost, He's lost, he hasn't got a clue

He doesn't know what to say at all, he doesn't know what to do!

Thomas: (spoken) Would you be quiet back there?! I'm trying to think!

Troublesome Trucks: (Spoken) You're trying too hard! You'll burst your boiler! Poor Thomas, on the Mainland, nobody even knows his name!

Thomas: That's it!

I'm Thomas, I'm Thomas but you've never heard of Thomas

Beresford: No, I've never heard of Thomas!

Thomas: That's my name, it's true

I'm Thomas, I'm Thomas

And if you've never heard of me, then when I said I was Thomas

I was telling you something new.

Beresford: (Spoken) Something New?

Thomas: And having told you that I think we're through!