The Good, the Bad and the Snotty/Transcript

This is the 1st episode for season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the transcript.

The Beginning
(The scene begins with Otis,Pooh and thier friends setting up a Commercial) (Freddy moaning, Licking lips) (Cut to The Farmer, when he sleeping and Peck woke him up) (then the TV is on and Otis on that) (Then Pip just pop in) (Farmer put his hat on) [Farmer]
 * Otis: All right, come on, let's go, people. We're losing light, we're way over budget. Pooh, are you guys ready on camera over there?
 * Winnie the Pooh: Yes Otis, we're ready to go.
 * Timmy Turner: So, why we're doing this, again?
 * Lincoln: Because we're trying to make the Farmer leave the house for a few days.
 * Piglet: And in way were doing that by making a commercial of a convention that he's going to.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh thanks, now I got it now.
 * Scruffy: Hey, Freddy. Are you ready?
 * Scruffy: Freddy?
 * Freddy: What, what, no, what, what, yes.
 * Sunset Shimmer: What about you Pig?
 * Pig: Satellite Dish locked and loaded.
 * Rabbit: Okay then, rolling sound.
 * Pig: Quiet, we're rolling sound.
 * Pip: Speed.
 * Otis: Quiet, everybody.
 * Pig: Quiet.
 * Freddy: What? I can't hear you?
 * Peck: Quiet!
 * Leni: He didn't say anything.
 * Lola: SHUT UP!!!!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Nice job, Lola.
 * Lola: Thanks, Pooh.
 * Pig: Oh, now it's really quiet.
 * Otis: Shh... Is everybody ready? And... Showtime.
 * Farmer: Ah, Sergeant.
 * Otis: Howdy! Farmer Billy Bob here. Folks, are you cuckoo for root vegetables? Are you hankering to spice up your dull couch potato routine? Well, put on your fun pants, pull up your socks, and head over to T-T-T-Turnip Con.
 * Farmer: Turnip Con?
 * Otis: That's right, Turnip Con. Meet the Turnip Queen, Take your photo with the World's Ugliest Turnip... Soothe tired feet with Dr. taproot's turnip tonic. Enjoy authentic turnip crafts.
 * Farmer: Oh.
 * Otis: And it all starts today. Now here's registered trademark Tippy the Turnip to tell you how to get there.
 * Pip: I'm Tippy the Turnip. Just get on Route 70 and Drive, man, drive. Don't stop for nothing. You listening, Farmer? Then why are you still sitting there? Get off you butt and...
 * Farmer: I'm going to Turnip Con.

Turnip Con, Turnip Con, 

I'm going to Turnip Con...

(He went to his car and drive off) (Everyone cheers for joy) (again, everyone cheering for Otis) (the next scene when Snotty Dad drop Snotty and Vicky off at Mrs. Beady's House) (Then Snotty and Vicky walked up to the door and ring the door bell) (When he did bat at karate and he going to break the TV) (Then Snotty runs off) (Vicky walked off) (The door bell ring, than she answer the door) (Than The Farmer just drop by)
 * Duke: He's going, he's going, he's going, he's still going... Still going, he's taking a little break... He just petted a sheep and he's going again.
 * Otis: Duke...
 * Duke: What, he's gone.
 * Abby: That was fun.
 * Timmy Turner: Not bad commercial, not bad.
 * Lana: Yeah, and we totally got him.
 * Scruffy: And now he'll be gone for a the next few days
 * Luna: And we can do whatever we want.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Oh, can we do a commercial for Roll-On Deodorant?
 * Abby: Oh, can we do that, please?
 * Freddy: Oh, I get to be the armpit.
 * Otis: No, now we move on to stage two.
 * Abby: (gasp) That's my favorite stage.
 * Otis: Well, as I'm sure you all know, tomorrow's my birthday. And I'm throwing us the biggest bash this barn has ever seen. Come on.
 * Bessie: Hold up, you got rid of the only man standing between us and a sesame seed bun so we can celebrate the day you came into the world?
 * Otis: Come on, Bessie, take to journey with me. There's gonna be music, dancing, six-foot sandwiches.
 * Pip: A three-inch Don Juan.
 * Winnie the Pooh: And don't forget about honey, too.
 * Rabbit: How you think of food, in the time like this?
 * Winnie the Pooh: I practice.
 * Bessie: I'm going be sick.
 * Lori: Oh, don't be such a party pooper.
 * Lynn: Yeah. I bet this is going to be the best birthday party, that Otis have ever thrown.
 * Otis: Exactly, Lynn!
 * Pig: And when the Farmer comes back, delicious turnip Birthday Cake. (laughs)
 * Duke: Pig, there is no Turnip Con.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, we made con up for to give rid The Farmer, renumber?
 * Pig: Ah, got ya... But the Slop Fairy is real right? (Everyone look at Pig)
 * Tigger: No, they're not real.
 * Pig: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Snotty's dad: Ok, Eugene, last chance you and your friend to see me in "Clowns on Ice."
 * Snotty Boy: No way.
 * Vicky: Yeah, I don't work with clowns, I always work at babying sitting.
 * Snotty Boy: She's right, plus being a clown is a weird job. Your job's weird.
 * Snotty's Dad: Oh, it's not that weird. Hey, maybe you two will follow in my footsteps one day.
 * Snotty Boy: Yeah, like in a million trillion years, no. And Vicky it's not my sister. I mean, what are you gonna do, anyway? Join Cirque Du So Lame? (Billy laugh) I made a funny.
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, there's my little cherub.
 * Snotty Boy: Hello, Auntie Nora. You look beautiful today.
 * Mrs. Beady: Thanks you, Eugene. And how's your little friend?
 * Vicky: Hi Mrs. Beady, my name is Vicky. And you look wonderful as a flower.
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, Eugene, It aren't your friend is the sweetest thing? Make you and your friend get comfortable while I make us all some greek drinking yogurt and pita chips.
 * Snotty Boy: Sure, thanks. (He look at Mr Beady) You look like you're made of wood.
 * Vicky: I think he's having Termites.
 * Snotty Boy: (Singing) Uncle has termites. (Billy Laugh)
 * Vicky: Bet you $20 He know karate.
 * Snotty: Yeah, Vicky. Watch and learn.
 * Mr. Beady: Hey, you're getting a little close.. (And Snotty broke it) (Sighs)
 * Snotty: Uncle broke the TV.
 * Mr. Beady: What? Why you...
 * Vicky: Now, you own me $20, or better yet $200.00! You played me next week.
 * Mrs. Beady: (gasp) Nathan, be more careful. His skin is so tender. And he's friend is so cute. They's gonna be with us the whole weekend.
 * Mr. Beady: Just sever my neck bone, take me out.
 * Farmer: Going to Turnip Con. Need someone to watch The Farm.
 * Mr. Beady: Farm? My nephew and his friend will do it. They's a born farmhand.
 * Snotty Boy: No, I'm not, I hate farms.
 * Vicky: Yeah, I work for babying sitting, not house sitting.
 * Mr. Beady: Naw, they's just being modest.
 * Vicky: No, that's not true, he's lying.
 * Snotty Boy: Yeah, and he's made of wood.
 * Mrs. Beady: Absolutely not, Farmer. They'll just lie around all day reading comic books... Playing violent video game, eating sugary snacks. And plus, I don't trust you, that they take care of those animals, and play with those other kids, ecspecialy one girl, and that boy has two big teeth.
 * Vicky: Wait, you mean trewp? (Thinking) You know, Eugene, It's will be fun to mess with those barn animals.
 * Snotty Boy: Yeah. We're doing it.

The Middle
(Otis, Pooh and the others are planning of His birthday party) (Pig crash) (cut to Rabbit and Other) (They finish cleaning up the barn and Snotty and Vicky just open the door) (Timmy open his pants and everyone went down, and Vicky pull them up) (Than Vicky plush Pooh and his friends into the wall) (They went the bowl and start to eat pizzas) (And the Animals' mouth spread of fire and run and panic) (He spread the animals with water and they got cold) (He glue all of the animals and they trun into a ball) (they closed the door) (they got Eeyore out) (They start to rolling down and gonna hit Pooh and others) (The animals crash into the heroes and into a tree) (she shown otis a chicken glued to her butt) (Bessie's tail hit him. Then, Cosmo and Wanda comes back form shopping) (Everyone complaining) (Christoper Robin makes a cameo appearance)
 * Otis: Yeah, Two whole days with no Farmer to sap our party mojo. (His phone ring and he answer it) Yo, Bono, what's up, bro? Name's Otis. Listen, uh, won't you and your boys play a little shindig I'm having? (He looks at pip) Looking good on the human piñata, Pip, way to go. Uh, the pay. Well, um, let's just say you'll be bringing home of lots of lettuce.
 * Leni: How much lettuce do you need Otis.
 * Otis: Nothing, Leni. Hey, I see you, Pig.
 * Pig: (Snorts) Um... Whoa.
 * Otis: Oh, and by the way, the guests are all gonna be wearing animal costumes, really good ones. It's just something we do.
 * Rabbit: Ok, everyone? This is a biggest party we ever done, so we got make this special. So follow your list I older you guys to do, and Otis's Party will be success.
 * Timmy Turner: No away, now how, there's now away I doing these chores.
 * Scruffy: It feels like housework. These thing are not fun, you know.
 * Lily: (raspberry)
 * Rabbit: Fun? Do you say fun? This is serious, who say anything about fun?
 * Sunset Shimmer: But Rabbit, this is not helping to get ready for the party.
 * Rabbit: Well, I trying to make the greatest party he ever had, ok?
 * Winnie the Pooh: Uh, Rabbit.
 * Rabbit: What, Pooh?
 * Winnie the Pooh: I see someone is coming in the Barnyard.
 * Pip: Yeah, Pooh is right, because is Snotty Boy and Vicky, two o'clock.
 * Otis: What?
 * Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!
 * Piglet: What?!
 * Rabbit: What?!
 * Eeyore: Huh?!
 * Timmy Turner: What?!
 * Lincoln: What!?!
 * Loud Sisters: What!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what!?
 * Otis: (He saw Snotty and Vicky) Oh, milk me... What are they doing here? I gotta call you back, B, tell The Edge I sad hi. Pack it up, people, come on, enemy presence. This is not a Drill.
 * Timmy Turner: Wait? I can wish to... Oh, I forgot, Cosmo and Wanda went out for dinner and shopping. Go, Go, Go!
 * Pip: Code three, code three.
 * Snotty Boy: Well, well, well... Look at all the stinky animals.
 * Vicky: Hell, Twerp, and hello Pooh.
 * Timmy Turner: Hello, Vicky. I Glad you join Snotty, I see.
 * Vicky: Yep. The reason why I join him, because Bowser told me to join him.
 * Timmy Turner: Yep. I knew when she say that.
 * Lori: Of course you did.
 * Vicky: And you must be that twerps friends. I'm going to enjoy this. (ready her weapons)
 * Lincoln: (gulps)
 * Snotty Boy: Wait? That's the guy have those two big teeth?
 * Vicky: Yep.
 * Snotty Boy: Well, however, he's stupid. In fact, you're all stupid. You can't add two plus tow, you know why? 'Cause you're stupid, stinky, stupid, stinky. Stupid, stinky, stupid, stinky, stupid, stinky. I can do that a long time.
 * Lucy: (whispering to others) And will get annoying in a while.
 * Tigger: So why you're here, anyway?
 * Vicky: Well, The Farmer let's us be in charge into he's get back. Until than, you have to do everything we say.
 * Snotty Boy: Yeah. So get out of our way!
 * Freddy: He seems nice... Or, wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue.
 * Piglet: Is it dangerously insane.
 * Freddy: That's it, dangerously insane.
 * Vicky: You take care of those animals, and I'll do Timmy and the others.
 * Timmy Turner: And now, we're all gonna hide in my own pants, pronto.
 * Vicky: You're all not going anywhere, you're all play a my little game.
 * Winnie the Pooh: I don't suppose to be satisfied with a hug, instead?
 * Timmy Turner: Come on, Pooh, it won't be that bad.
 * -I guess your right.
 * -We can handle them
 * -You're right. It's 2 of them and a ton of us. What could they possibly do.
 * Vicky: Well, kid, this game I love to called; "Vicky-Ride-Push!"
 * Snotty Boy: Nice one, Vicky. Hey, stupid stinkies. Look at what I brought you. A big bowl of delicious frozen mini-pizzas.
 * Otis: Whatever you do, do not eat the...
 * Otis: All right, I guess it's all right.
 * Snotty Boy: Hope you lit it. I made it with love... and flaming hot chili sauce.
 * Snotty: (Billy Laugh)
 * Pip: Man, you guys are lightweights. (Pip toke a bit)
 * Snotty Boy: Aw, is it too spicy? Maybe this will help.
 * Snotty Boy: Oh, you're shivering. You should try huddling together for warmth. (He take his glue out) Stupid stinkies.
 * Snotty Boy: (Billy Laugh) Now you're all clumpy.
 * Vicky: I did those guys, so let's go.
 * Snotty Bou: Yeah, so. Bye stupid, stinky clump.
 * Vicky: Hah, sia later twerps.
 * Otis: What a horrible, horrible boy.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Ready? Pull... Pull... Pull--
 * Eeyore: Thanks for helping me. But, throw kind of liked it in there.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Huh.. Am I hurt?
 * Tigger: Uh, no.
 * Rabbit: You just had a black eye, that's all.
 * Timmy Turner: But, it look's nice on you.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Thanks, Timmy.
 * Scruffy:
 * Eeyore:
 * Sunset Shimmer:
 * Lisa:
 * Pip: Can someone tell me where I am? Unless it's gross.
 * Abby: Hey, Pig, why are you crying?
 * Pig: I'm not crying... From my eyes.
 * Eeyore: We're not gonna to enjoy this, are we?
 * Tigger: Nope.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.
 * Scruffy: This is gonna hurt.
 * Otis: Is everyone all right?
 * Bessie: Do I look like I'm all right? Do you not see a chicken glued to my butt?
 * Peck: Huh. I'm a rooster.
 * Wanda: Oh my, what happened to you guys?
 * Timmy Turner: Vicky happened.
 * -Vicky and Snotty Boy started wrecking the place.
 * Tigger: Believe us. It's too horrible for words
 * Luan: I usually pull pranks all the times but I never go that far.
 * -And now, we have to stay with them for the next 2 days
 * -This is all Otis' fault.
 * Duke: Hey, they has a point O. If you hadn't sent the Farmer away, we wouldn't be stuck here with this little freak and his babysitter.
 * Otis: Guys, I got it covered. These guys are ammeters. I mean... hot sauces, water guns, wedgies, wagon ride. What next a woopie cushion? We're going these brats how this game is really played.
 * Piglet: I just remember. I having a very important appointment. (weigh laugh) Under my bed.
 * Tigger: Put, Piglet. Otis is right, we're got to get back at Snotty and Vicky.
 * Piglet: Why?
 * Rabbit: Because, if we didn't get then back, they will do this until the Farmer get's back.
 * Tigger: Uh, come on, Piglet, bucker buddy. This showdown won't be so bad.
 * Piglet: Won't be so bad? Snotty is mad with power, and Vicky just keeping push us all day long. there's no way we can't top that. I'm not going out there alone.
 * Rabbit: But, Piglet. What about the play?
 * Piglet: It's a play about when we kicked out Snotty and Vicky of the Barnyard and we're still having Otis's Birthday Party in the end?
 * Christoper Robin: As a matter of fact, there is.
 * Piglet: Well if you're sure, ok. (nervously)

The Ending
(The scene cuts to Snotty Boy and Vicky sleeping, a corn dog and a wad of cash went thru the window.)

(Snotty and Vicky waking up) (Snotty and Vicky chasing the items to the barn) (The duo are in the barn, then the lights went out.) (A light shined on them.) (Chickens started shooting eggs at Snotty and Vicky) (Rabbit gave the honey to Freddy and sprayed it across the floor. Snotty and Vicky were slipping towards the set of mousetraps) (Abbey, Bessie, Loud Sisters and Sunset Shimmer pushed a wagon behind Vicky and Snotty)
 * Snotty Boy: Huh???
 * Vicky: Is that, MONEY?!?!
 * Snotty Boy: You stupid delicious moving corn dog.
 * Vicky: Come back here, money.
 * Snotty Boy: Who's there?
 * Vicky: Show yourself!
 * Snotty Boy: We're warning you! We know karate!
 * Otis: Is everybody ready?
 * Sunset Shimmer and Timmy: Ready.
 * Pooh, Rabbit and Piglet: Ready.
 * Eeyore and Tigger: Ready.
 * Otis: Good! And... Showtime.
 * Otis: And.. Cue honey.
 * Rabbit: Pooh, don't eat the honey.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Sorry.
 * Snotty Boy: We're telling my auntie!
 * Vicky: Yeah, whoever you guys are your in big big trouble!
 * Otis: Ladies.

(They land in a old hay baler) (They see the corn dog and the wad of cash right next to a invisible catapult) (As soon he was about to finish laughing, the catapult threw them back to Mrs. Beady's house. Vicky and Snotty screaming. And our heroes cheering) (Everyone stood quiet) (Everyone partying. The Farmer's truck pulled up and the Farmer sees light in the barnyard) (The catapult tosses him threw the roof of his house and landed on his chair) (The scene cuts to Mrs. Beady getting Snotty and Vicky untangled with tongs) (Pulls out his chainsaw) (Mr.Beady covering his eyes chuckling and Snotty and Vicky getting scared)
 * Snooty Boy: Who's doing this to us?!
 * Vicky: If it's those twerps, there going to get it!
 * Snotty Boy: Gotcha, your stupid items and we win!
 * Vicky: Yeah, we win!
 * Snotty: (Billy Laughing)
 * Otis: Mission Accomplished! Thanks to my death leadership, the party is once again is a big G..O.. GO!
 * Otis: Why is everyone so quiet? (Showing his teeth) Is there something my teeth? Can you see it?
 * Rabbit: There's nothing in you teeth.
 * Duke: Let me get this straight: you get rid of the Farmer, ending up bringing up that beady eyed little dirtbag and his evil babysitter into the barnyard and you still expect us to throw a hug party?
 * Otis: Pretty much.
 * Duke: I'm good with that.
 * Farmer: What in the heck? (looks down) Huh, corndog and cash.
 * Farmer: (conscious) I can fly.
 * Snotty Boy: Ow, that stings!
 * Vicky: Quit it!
 * Mrs. Beady: I told you we should have let them go over there.
 * Mr. Beady: Ah, for sattle"s sake Nora, you ain't going to make no progress that way.
 * Mrs. Beady: Dear be careful, Nathan. There so precious
 * Mr.Beady: Relax,woman. I can do this with my eyes closed

THE END!