Thread:Trevor7626/@comment-25512318-20170619205726

What in tarnation? Where am I? Apples: [laughing] Applejack: Who are y'all? Red apples: The keepers of the grove of truth. You may ask us... Light-red apples: ...one question... Green apples: ...past, future or present. Red apples: But be warned... Light-red apples: ...that the truth... Green apples: ...may not always be pleasant. Applejack: All right then. I don't trust this place worth a hill of beans, but I've got a really bad feelin' about this feller Discord. What's gonna come of this mission we're on? Red apples: For the answer you seek... Light-red apples: ...go ahead, take a peek. Pond Rainbow Dash: I hope I never see you again! Pond Fluttershy: Me too! Pond Pinkie Pie: Fine! Pond Rarity: Fine! Pond Twilight Sparkle: It's settled then. Applejack: No! Our friendship? Over?! Discord: [chuckling] Applejack: It can't be true. It just can't! Applejack: That just can't be the truth. Light-red apples: When all the truth does... Green apples: ...is make your heart ache... Green apples and Discord: ...sometimes a lie is easier to take. [laughing] Twilight Sparkle: Applejack! Thank goodness! I thought I heard voices over here. Who were you talking to? Applejack: I was talking to... uh... nopony! Nopony whatsoever! Twilight Sparkle: What? Applejack: Nothing. Come on, uh, we best be going. Twilight Sparkle: Did Applejack just...? Come on, Twilight! Applejack wouldn't lie. Pinkie Pie: [whistling] Balloons: [sing-song laughter] Pinkie Pie: [chuckling] Whee! This is the greatest balloon garden I've ever seen! It's the first balloon garden I've ever seen, but still! Wah! [splash] Balloons: [laughing] Pinkie Pie: Hey, what gives? Discord: What's the matter, Pinkie Pie? I thought you appreciated a good laugh? Pinkie Pie: It's different. They're laughing at me. Discord: It's hardly different. Your friends laugh at you all the time. Pinkie Pie: My friends laugh with me, not at me. Discord: Oh, really? [laughing] Pinkie Pie: No! Stop it! Balloons: [laughing] Pinkie Pie: Stop laughing at me! Discord: Oh, poor Pinkie Pie. And here I thought laughter made you happy. Pinkie Pie: [gravelly] Happy? I don't think so. [balloons popping] Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Are we glad to see you! Pinkie Pie: Oh you are, huh? Why? Need a good laugh? Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie? What do you suppose has her so upset? It's not like her. Applejack: I didn't notice anything strange about Pinkie. Twilight Sparkle: Weird. Better pick up the pace before the stress of this gets the better of all of us. Rarity: I was expecting an audience with the Princess, not outdoor sports. Agh. Oh my... Discord: [laughing] Welcome to your lucky day, Rarity. You've found the one thing in Equestria that could rival my face for sheer beauty. What do you think? You like? Rarity: Yes... I like very much... No! No, I shan't succumb to such fabulousness. Must... get to the center... to meet... the others. [grunt] Mine! Rarity: Well, Rarity. It took forever, but it was worth it. Who knew three little gemstones would turn out to be this handsome hunk of a diamond? Now to get you home. [grunts] [wall crash] Twilight Sparkle: Rarity! Are we glad to see... Why are you carrying a humongous boulder? Rarity: What do you mean, "boulder"? This big beautiful bedazzling rock is a diamond! And it's all mine. Keep your envious little eyes off it! I found it and it's mine fair and square! [grunting] Fluttershy: [teeth chatter] Okay, I can do this. I can... [scream] Oh, wait a minute... Butterflies? Wait! Don't leave me here! Butterflies: Fluttershy, looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh? Fluttershy: Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me. Butterflies: Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are. Fluttershy: Not at all. I am weak and helpless and I appreciate their understanding. Butterflies: Yes... Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right? Fluttershy: Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be. Discord: Oh, for goodness sake! You've been kind for far too long, my dear. Time to be cruel. Arrivederci! Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy! I'm so glad to see a friendly face. This awful labyrinth is getting to everypony. Applejack: Grrr... Pinkie Pie: [blows raspberry] Fluttershy: Aw, boo-hoo-hoo! Why don't you wave your magic little horn and make everything all right? Twilight Sparkle: Uh... Fluttershy: Oh, that's right, you can't. You don't have one. Twilight Sparkle: What's is happening to my friends? Applejack: [laughing] Pinkie Pie: And what are you laughing at? Applejack: Chocolate milk. Rarity: Little help here! Thanks, Twilight. Twilight Sparkle: You're welcome– Rarity: But don't get any ideas about my gem! I know where you live. 