At Gomorrah

(The heroes walk in the desert and see Gomorrah in the distance)

Pooh and friends: Oh.

Timon and Pumbaa: Oh.

Stitch: Ooh.

Hunter: Gomorrah. Neat.

(The camel bleats)

Arpid: Let me tell you, after a hard day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah. Except maybe Sodom.

(Mathayus uncovers the bag full of the daggers)

(Arpid chuckles nervously)

Arpid: I wish I could join you.

Mathayus: You're not going? (takes out one of the dagger)

Arpid: (doing the same thing) Believe me, (pretending that he is a hero with a dagger) I'd like to even the score with a few of those Red Guards myself.

(Mathayus seizes Arpid's wrist)

Arpid: (Mathayus takes the second dagger from him and back into the bag) But with the price I've got on my head, I'd never make it through those gates.

Trembly Paw: Come to think of it, we will disguise ourselves.

Pooh: Yeah, just like masters of disguises.

Mathayus: I have faith in you, my friends. You'll get us in.

(The camel grunts)

Tigger: How will we disguise ourselves?

Pooh: We need the wizards or the fairies.

Yogi: You know, guys, we know the fairies are coming: (Flora, Fauna and Merryweather appears) like Flora, Fauna and Merryweather.

Flora: Well, look who's here. Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear and friends.

Merryweather: Why, hello, my friends.

Pooh: Oh, hello, ladies. Are we glad to see you.

Cindy: Wow. You are the three good fairies? Yogi and Boo Boo told me the story about you.

Fauna: Who is this pretty female bear?

Yogi: This is my beautiful wife, Cindy.

Flora: Pleased to meet you, Cindy. What can we do for you, my friends?

Rabbit: Uh, well, you see...um, well, we need some disguise, so we can get in Gomorrah.

Merryweather: Oh, ok, guys. We will dress you.

Fauna: We'll do the designing.

Flora: Now then, all together.

(They wave their wands and dress Pooh and friends in disguises)

Pooh: Thank you, ladies.

Flora: You are very welcome.

Merryweather: Well, it's nice to see you.

Piglet: Goodbye, ladies.

Flora: Goodbye, my dear friends. Come along, girls. We must get going.

(They shrink themselves and fly off)

Boo Boo: We will see the fairies again, right, Tigger?

Tigger: Right.

Hunter: Come on, gang. Let's get to Gomorrah.

(On the road, the people get to Gomorrah)

(The heroes, on the right of the road, stand)

Arpid: You see? They've got the city sealed up tighter than a crab's buttocks. I wish there was something I could do to help, but I--I--

Mathayus: Oh, but there is.

(He, pretending, punches Arpid and Arpid faints)

Sherman: (in Littlefoot's voice) What will we do now?

Rabbit: Ok, listen up. We've got to pretend that we have captured the horse thief, like Arpid, and then the guards will let us in.

Sherman: Great.

(One minute later)

(The heroes in disguise walk to the front of Gomorrah)

Guard: What business do you have here?

Hunter: (deep voice) We've come to collect a bounty.

(Mathayus in disguise pulls Arpid's head)

Mathayus: Our friend here is right. Horse thief.

Guard: Oh, I know this dog. They'll behead him for sure this time.

Mathayus: He'll be all the prettier without it.

(Three minutes later when the heroes finally got in Gomorrah)

(Mathayus puts Arpid in the water to wake him up)

(Mathayus chuckles)

Arpid: What happened?

Mathayus: You got us in. I knew you could do it. A jug of your finest wine for my road-weary friend here.

(Mathayus and Arpid walk to the table)

Arpid: Wait a minute. The last thing that--that I remember was this huge...Akkadian fist coming straight into--

Woman: (pours the wine and puts the cup on the table) Here's your wine, sir. Please, let me know if there's anything else like.

Arpid: Ah. It's good to be back in the big city.

(Mathayus pats Aprid's shoulders)

Mathayus: Watch my camel for me?

Arpid: Gladly.

Pooh: Can we come with you?

Mathayus: I think your friends, the Road Rovers, Hunter, Colleen, Exile and Blitz can come with me. Can you wait for us?

Tigger: Right, Mathayus. You can count on us.

Hunter: Shag, you'll stay with our friends til we get back from there.

(Shag murmurs)

Hunter: Come on, Colleen, Blitz and Exile. Let's go.

(Hunter, Colleen, Blitz, and Exile go with Mathayus)

Boo Boo: I hope they know what they're doing.

Danny: (running to Sawyer walking) So, I guess we are having a great to the city. Pretty great, huh?

Sawyer: You got that right.

Pooh: Danny? Sawyer? Is that you?

Sawyer: Pooh? Yogi? What are you all doing here?

Yogi: We got ourselves in as the disguises. How about you?

Danny: Oh, I, uh, Sawyer and I are on the trip to Gomorrah. And so here we are.

Rabbit: Oh, yes, I see what you mean.

Cindy: I hope we didn't scare you.

Sawyer: Sure, not at all. And we're happy to see you all anyway.

Boo Boo: It's nice to see you again too, Sawyer.

Arpid: (chuckles) Been working here long time? How's the kabob?

(The camel grunts)

(Mathayus gets his sack filled with the rubies)

(Mathayus and the Road Rovers walk)

Man: Merchandise of the highest quality. Virgin steel forged by the monks of Pompeii. Here! Here they are! The world's finest swords. Huh? You can't get respect in Gomorrah without a quality blade--

Woman #1: Birds of paradise, birds of prey. The most beautiful birds in the world.

Woman #2: Hey, soldier. Those big muscles look cramped.

Woman #3: Perhaps one of us can help you relax.

Woman #4: Maybe all of us.

(Donkey brays)

(Mathayus, Hunter, Colleen, Blitz and Exile stop and look at the palace)

(The men work on the statue of Memnon)

Hunter: We must be getting close.

(Mathayus and the Road Rover of all four walk toward the palace)

Boy: Mister, mister. Guide, mister. You need a guide to find your way in Gorromah.

Mathayus: A good guide might be able to show me a way into Memnon's palace.

Boy: But a smart guide wouldn't, or he'd be shown into Memnon's dungeon.

(Boys laugh)

(One of them steals Mathayus's sack and the boys run away)

Hunter: Quick! Get the boys!

(The boys run around)

Exlie: Hunter, I cannot see! They run quickly!

(Mathayus grabs the boy)

Boy #2: I don't have it.

(One of the boy runs with a sack rattling)

(Mathayus, Hunter, Colleen, Blitz and Exile run after him)

(The boy runs and crawls into the hole on the wall)

Blitz: Where did he go?

Exile: (pointing at the hole on the wall) He went that way.

(Five heroes crawl in the hole)

(They come out)

Colleen: He's disappeared.

Hunter: We lost him.

Blitz: Did he hide in somewhere?

Exlie: Let's try and find out.

(Mathayus walks to the vases, drawing his sword)

(He taps on the first one with his sword)

(He taps on the second one)

(Finally he taps on the third with the boy inside it)

(He puts his sword back in his sheath and opens the lid)

Colleen: Oh. There you are.

(The boy rises up)

(Mathayus picks the boy out of the vase)

Colleen: Now. Where's Mathayus sack you stolen?

(The boys offers Mathayus back his sack)

Colleen: Thank you.

Hunter: And where is one of the rubies?

(Mathayus bids the boy to spit one of the rubies out)

(The boy obeys)

Hunter: Thank you, and good boy.

(Mathayus looks at his ruby, thinking what to do with it, and turns to the boy)

Mathayus: Do you wanna earn this one?