Clarabelle Falls in Love With Goofy

Clarabelle: HA HA HA. THIS IS IT, HANDSOME AND FRIENDS. GET READY FOR THE BIG SLEEP,  THE RIVER OF NO RETURN, THE LONG DAY'S JOURNEY INTO NIGHT. MOO! HOO! HA HA HA!

Sneech: (gulps) (in Wilbur the Pig's voice) I think I'm going to faint.

[BOING]

Goofy: GOSH. YOUR SWEET VOICE IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.

[COWBELL RINGS]

Clarabelle: HUH?

Goofy: ♪ YOUR CHAINS OF LOVE NOW HOLD ME TIGHT ♪  ♪ YOUR BOVINE BEAUTY MAKES MY HEART TAKE FLIGHT ♪

Clarabelle: ♪ YOU WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND ONE SMIDGE ♪  ♪ I'M GOING TO DROP YOU SCREAMING OFF THIS BRIDGE ♪ HA HA HA!

Goofy: CLARABELLE, YOU DRIVE ME NUTS!

Chorus: ♪ HIS LOVE'S SO SWEET, HIS LOVE'S SO BLIND ♪

Clarabelle: ♪ POOR GOOF... ♪

Chorus: ♪ YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM ♪

Clarabelle: ♪ POOR GRUNGE ♪  ♪ FAREWELL ♪  ♪ TAKE THE PLUNGE ♪

Goofy: ♪ MY MILKMAID MISS ♪  ♪ YOU CHARM MY SOUL ♪  ♪ YOU LEAVE ME UTTERLY BEYOND CONTROL ♪  ♪ CALL ME A GOOF, BUT ONE THING'S CLEAR ♪  ♪ YOUR MELODIOUS MOO IS MUSIC TO MY EARS ♪

Chorus: ♪ HE'S NO DON JUAN ♪

Clarabelle: ♪ HE'S NOT REAL SMART ♪  ♪ AND YET HE'S TOUCHED MY LITTLE COWHIDE HEART ♪  ♪ HE LOVES MY MOO, MY COW-LIKE GAZE ♪  ♪ HIS NUMSKULL CHARM ♪  ♪ HAS SET MY HEART ♪  [SHATTERS]  ♪ ABLAZE ♪

Chorus: ♪ AH-AH... ♪

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

[CRACKING]

Goofy: (Sneech screams) YA-HOO-HOO-HOO! WA-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!

(Clarabelle grabs the chains and ties them and jumps)

Clarabelle: WHOA!

[THUD]

Clarabella: HURRY, MY LOVE. YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. YOUR FRIEND MICKEY IS IN DIRE PERIL.

Goofy: NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S IN THE MUSKETEERS.

Clarabelle: I MEAN HE'S IN DANGER.

Sneech: That's what I was going to say.

[CRACKING]

All: WHOA!

Donald: (rows the boat) I'LL BE A MUSKETEER WHEN COWS FALL FROM THE SKY. WHAT? UH-OH.

[SPLASH]

(Next morning at the castle on the ocean)

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

[WATER SPLASHING]