Lord Farquaad's Lair/The Princess Choice

This is how Lord Farquaad's lair and the princess choice goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[At Duloc, the evil Lord Farquaad and his three Princess daughters, Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze head to the Dungeon]

Evil Ryan: Hi, dad.

Lord Fraquaad: Hello, son. Is the prisoner ready to talk?

Evil Ryan: I think he does. Airachnid, bring in the Gingerbread man.

[Airachnid throws him down on to the table]

Bertram T. Monkey: You see that, farther? Airachnid is fallen under our spell.

Lord Farquaad: Yes, yes, yes, Bertram. Now if you'll excuse me and me three daughters.

Bertram T. Monkey: Ok.

[Lord Farquaad walks up to Gingy, his three daughters behind him]

Lord Farquaad: [playing with Gingy's legs] Run, run, run. As fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man.

Gingy: What are you doing to my legs? You're a monster!

Bertram T. Monkey: My father's not the monster here. You are.

Aria Blaze: As if, Bertram.

Bertram T. Monkey: I know, Aria. [to Gingy] You and the rest of the fairytale rubbish poisoning my father's perfect world. Although My sisters and I have got them all like those Pokémon. Now tell us. Where are the others?

Gingy: Eat me! [spits in Bertram's face]

Evil Ryan: Bertram. Let me handle this. [to Gingy] We're trying to be fair to you fairytale characters, but now my dad's patience has reached it's end. Tell us[grabs one of Gingy's buttons] or I'll...

Adagio Dazzle: [grabs Evil Ryan's arm] Brother. Please. The best way to handle this is to be calm and just let the words come out of his mouth.

Evil Ryan: I guess you're right, Adagio.[lets go of Gingy's button] Ok, Gingy. Can you tell us who hiding them, please?

Gingy: Okay. Well, for starters, do you know who the Muffin Man is?

Evil Ryan: The Muffin Man?

Gingy: Yep. That's who I'm talkin' about.

Bertram T. Monkey: [wipes milk off his face] Gingy, did you say something about the Muffin Man?

Gingy: Exactly.

Bertram T. Monkey: Ok. Carry on then.