Eye of the Beholder (Aladdin)/Transcript (RaFMATVS)

This is the episode script of The Irelanders meets Aladdin (TV Series).

[Theme song]

[The episode starts at the world of Morbia]

Fasir: Why do you persist in tormenting humanity, Mirage?

Mirage (Aladdin): Why do you persist in tormenting me, Fasir? You're so tiresome with your hopeless causes.

Fasir: On the contrary, it is you who has the hopeless cause. Good will always triumph over evil because love is the strength of good.

Mirage (Aladdin): Ho, ho! Love! It is nothing more then a tingly feeling. It is weak!

Fasir: No. Witness these souls, Mirage.

[A viewing portal appears]

Jasmine: [giggles] Aladdin. You didn't.

Aladdin: No, Jasmine. I really did.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know you love me.

Meg Griffin: Yeah.

Fasir: All your spells, all your incantations, all your potions could never destroy their love.

Mirage (Aladdin): How dare you play your cheep pallor tricks... [realises Fasir is gone] Never destroy thier love? Hmm. We'll see about that, Faisr. [uses her magic to disguise herself as a peddler woman] We'll see.

[Meanwhile, at Agrabah]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ahh. I do like going shopping at the market.

Matau T. Monkey: You said it, Master Ryan. Just the four of us. You, me, Iago and Jasmine.

Iago: Boring. This is boring!

Matau T. Monkey: You should have gone for sugardates with Aladdin and Abu.

Iago: No way. I touch one date, wham! I'm stuffed for a day. Besides, I much rather be with you, Jasmine and Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: That’s nice.

Jasmine: Love you too, Iago.

Matau T. Monkey: Wait. Jasmine. I think you shouldn't get around like that. What if someone heard you?

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps they would think she should get a new boyfriend.

Iago: See what Matau mean?

Asha (Mirage): Something to enhance your radiant beauty?

Ryan F-Freeman: Jasmine thought you weren’t here just a moment ago.

Asha (Mirage): Oh, the heat can play tricks on the wary shopper. This is where Asha always sells her goods.

Jasmine: I was sure that...

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. Can I get some shadow? Something to make my bird buddy's beak look smaller?

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps some rose petals from Chiro? Your kiss will win any man you choose.

Jasmine: I've chosen a wonderful man.

Matau T. Monkey: Maybe some of that eyebrow thinning agent, Iago?

Iago: I agree.

Asha (Mirage): A young man for the young lady. How nice. I'm sure he loves you very much.

Jasmine: Yes, he does.

Asha (Mirage): Then, he properly doesn't notice those wrinkles.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wrinkles?

Asha (Mirage): Oh, oh, small ones. Around the eyes. Hardly noticeable... yet.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. I see them. And look. They also make a little smiley face.

Asha (Mirage): It's a fact of life, My Dear. The pretty face of youth just doesn't stay with us and then the man we love needs another pretty face.

Matau T. Monkey: She's right, Master Ryan. Iago and I seen guys do it.

Iago: You're right. And I've done it... Several times!

Ryan F-Freeman: Iago!

Iago: What? I got a problem with commitment. I admit it.

Jasmine: Well, Aladdin's not like that. He loves me, not how I look.

Ryan F-Freeman: She's right. And Meg loves me no matter what I look like.

Asha (Mirage): Prehaps... but can you both be sure? [holds out a fancy bottle] I have a very special lotion I use each night. When I wake in the morning, my beauty is flawless.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. So. This lotion makes your beauty flawless, does this makes my beauty amazing?

Asha (Mirage): Yes, Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: How do you know my name?

Asha (Mirage): I heard about you from a friend.

Aladdin: Oh, Jasmine. [appears with a flower] For you, my darling. I loved you from the moment I first set eyes on your beautiful face.

Jasmine: [gasps] You love me... for my beauty?

Aladdin: Well, yeah.

Asha (Mirage): [whispering] Take the lotion, My Dear Ryan. No charge.

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay. [puts the bottle of lotion in his bag]

Jasmine: Um, it's getting late. We should be going.

Aladdin: Uh, sure.

Iago: So, notice anything about my beak?

Matau T. Monkey: And you notice something about my face?

[Abu chatter]

Matau T. Monkey: "Big schnoze"?! Who asked you?!

[Mirage laughs wickedly to herself]

[Later, at nighttime in the palace]

Jasmine: Oh, what can it hurt? [puts some lotion on her face]

Ryan F-Freeman: Jasmine, mind if I put on some of the lotion?

Jasmine:

Ryan F-Freeman: Not to worry, Jasmine. I could test this in case it is safe. [puts some of the lotion on his cheeks]