The Great Train Chase

This is how the great tain chase goes in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet The Lone Ranger.

Tonto: (starts the train carrying the silver up and starts driving it in reverse)

Flim: Uh, Mr. Cole? I think you should come look at this.

Ernie the Giant Chicken: This just got better.

Latham Cole: They're stealing my train.

Calvary Man: Get the horses!

Red: Right... [deploys shotgun in her leg] There! [fires]

Calvary man #2; What are you waiting for? To the engine!

Flam: Stop that train!

Tonto: [blowing the whistle]

Latham Cole: Shoot him ,you idiot.

Rebecca: No, Danny's in there!

Butch Cavandish: That's an order!

Danny Jr.: [in the train] Mom!

[Calvary man starts shooting at the train with the gatling gun]

Silver: [Whinnies]

Steamy: Jake! Get them!

Rattlesnake Jake: RAR!! [shoots the guy at the gatling gun, then the men on the train's roof, and then the ropes on the silver cars]

Rebecca: John! [Butch is taking her to the other train]

John Reid: [looks to the train]

Flim: Get the train started!

Apple Bloom: [on the train] SIS!! Help!

Babs Seed: We're on the train!

Ernie: Shut it you two! [throws the fillies into one of the boxcares] Now with two as bait, Twilight's all mine.

Spirit: Applejack! Apple Bloom and Babs are on Cole's train!

Applejack: What?!

Latham Cole: [starts the other train]

John Reid: Hiya!!

Rebecca: John!

Bill: They're getting away!

Steamy: Quick, hop on! We can catch them!

Rattlesnake Jake: Let's go! [jumps onto Steamy's tender]

Applejack: Come on y'all! Wev' gotta train ta catch! [jumps onto her train and starts it up]

Thomas: We must get going right away!

Bertie: Then it is a good thing I brought this... [he deploys and activates a Lightsaber]

Twilight: Whoa!

Brian: Bertie, where did you get a Lightsaber?!

Bertie: Remember we defeated the empire, Luke gave me this, now let's go!

Puffy: BERTIE! Wer' fightin' railroad tycoons, calvary, and cowboys! NOT DARTH VADER!

Leafeon: Yeah, or Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Dooku and Grievous!

Terence: Those guys where just from the past!

Evan: Git' yer' .45 colts, coachguns, and Winchester rifles out! It's time fer' old fashioned gun slingin'!

[the western engines start up]

Braeburn: After that railroadin' tycoon, cidar jackers, and crazy poultry!

John Reid: [rides Silver on the roof tops and then lands on the roof of Cole's train]

[on Cole's train]

Apple Bloom: When ma' big sis comes, she's gonna break y'all apart.

Ernie: SHUT UP!!! Before I punch you silly.

Flim: Ernie, don't do that! We need those two alive in order to get Applejack to us!

Flam: Now get your feathery hind over here and help us get that Indian in our silver train!

Ernie: Right!

Butch Cavendish: [is shooting at Tonto on the train's footplate]

Ernie: [shooting on the footplate on the other side]

Flim: [shooting from behind Butch Cavendish]

Latham Cole: [shooting from the cab]

Rebecca: [tries to stop Cole but is pushed off and she dangles from the cab] Whoa! Oh! AAH!

Butch Cavendish: Get me close!

Latham Cole: [opens the throttle]

Tonto: [sees a switch lever dead ahead]

[Butch Cavendish and Flim are about to step onto the other train's cowcatcher, when Tonto throws the switch with a coal shovel]

Butch Cavendish: Whoa!

Flim: OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[with our heroes]

Little Strongheart: We must catch that train!

Applejack: Braeburn, take over.

Rarity: That's not fair, he drove your train before.

Applejack: Ferget who drove, and help me think of a way to get ma' sis and Babs!

Steamy: Hang on! We're gonna try ta get closer to the end of Cole's train!

[The western engines start going faster and faster and soon hit 90]

Gordon: Whoa, those four are fast for old engines.

Pinkie: How do we get on the train?

Loco 131: I've got an idea, you all can walk across us and gatlin' gun car. Then Jake can stretch out fer' y'all ta' walk along his back and then you can jump onta' the roof.

Rarity: WHAT?! Are you crazy?! There's no way I'm doing that! Not even the rest of us will try to do it.

Brian: I hate to break it to ya Rarity, but AJ and Spirit are already climbing on to Puffy's tender now.

Rarity: WHAT?!

Braeburn: He's right, look!

[Applejack is now walking across the logs in Puffy's tender while Spirit is stepping on the back of it.]

Cheif Thunderhooves: Come on!

Twilight: Brian, stay here with Eevee, Braeburn, and the others on here. And do what you can to help.

Brian: Okay!

[Applejack and Spirit reach Steamy's tender and start climbing on Jake's back]

Rattlesnake Jake: Alright, you 2. Ah'll try an' stretch out to the back of the last coach. [starts extending out to the back of the coach]

Applejack: Git' closer guys!

Steamy: Hang on!

[with the others]

Shining Armor: [climbs onto Evan's tender] Come on! Hurry!

[the others get on Evan's tender but Rarity stops]

Rarity: Oh no! I'm not walking on that dirty coal!

Puffy: Quit bein' a yella belly, and git yer' dadgum rump onta' Evan's tender!

Rarity: Oh fine! I'm going! I'm going! [starts walking on top of the coal] Hey, this is isn't so bad.

Applejack: Okay, her' it comes! [moves a bit forward on Jake's hat but then looses her footing] Whoa!!

[almost falls off but is caught by Spirit]

Spirit: [with AJ's tail in his mouth] I've gotcha!

Applejack: Thank ya, Spirit.

[Jake's head reaches the roof of the rear coach, then Applejack and Spirit jump on]

Rainbow: Here, we come!

[the other ponies and the buffaloes run up Jake's back then jump onto the other train's roof]

Steamy: [looks to the side and sees another switch] Switch dead ahead!

Rattlesnake Jake: Way ahead of ya. [sees the switch lever and then shoots it, switching the western engines on the middle line]

Brian: [takes out one of his .45 colts, and shoots the switch lever back]

[meanwhile with Tonto]

Tonto: [waves at Butch and Flim, but frowns when he sees Cole and Flam pulling up along side]

Latham Cole: [reloads his revolver]

Flam: Take this!

[Tonto ducks while Flam and Cole shoot at him]

Tonto: [starts throwing coal at them]

Rebecca: [pulls herself back on]

[Tonto keeps throwing coal]

Rebecca: [grabs a wrench and is about to clock Cole and Flam but Tonto hits her with a peice of coal]

Tonto: [throws the brakes on hard, then watches John, the ponies, and buffaloes run past]

John Reid: Hiya!

Rainbow: Look there!

Jay Fuller: [heading for the silver cars]

John Reid: [pulls out his revolver and fires]

Rarity: Oh no, you don't!

[the ponies pulls out their .45 colts and fire]

Jay Fuller: [looks back] The Ranger! The ponies! The buffaloes! The horse! They're on the roof!

[the villains look back and see them]

Latham Cole: How many times do I have to you to kill that ranger?

Ernie: Yes, I already have my target!

Rebecca: I told ya he come.

(John keeps shooting when Cavendish appears and fires)

Applejack: Whoa nelly!

Butch Cavendish: [comes into the roof with Rebecca]

Tonto: [gets onto the tender and looks back]

Jay Fuller: [uncouples the silver cars]

Tonto: [looks at the other train]

Butch Cavendish: [looks back and sees a tunnel] Adios, councler. [falls to the roof]

Rebecca: John!!

John Reid: Hiya!!

Danny Jr.: [watches John]

[Silver jumps onto the flatbed in front before he hits the tunnel]

Steamy: WHOA!!

Evan: GUYS!! LOOK OUT!!! TUNNEL!!

Twilight: I'm sorry, what was that?

Evan: TUNNEL!

Rarity: Swindle?

Evan: TUNNEL!!

Pinkie: Funnel?

Evan: TUNNEL!!

Fluutershy: Bundle?

Loco 131: NO!! A TUNNEL!!

Cadance: DUCK!!

[everyone ducks]

Jay Fuller: [comes in to kill Danny Jr. when Tonto is on the roof. Then he pulls out his revolvers and starts shooting at the roof]

Tonto: [jumping and dancing to avoid the bullets]

[Cole's train exits the tunnel]

Braeburn: [sees Tonto in trouble] Brian, man the gatlin'! The calvary guy's tryin' ta shoot Tonto! [grabs his Lever-action shotgun]

Brian: Right!

Pinkie: Look! Tonto's in trouble!

Spirit: We gotta help him! But how?

Shining Armor: [ponders, then looks at their boots and spurs] I have an idea.

Jay Fuller: Dance Monkey! Dance!

[camera pans from Cole's train to the other train]

Danny Jr.: [takes a grape and loads it into his slingshot]

Rebecca: Danny!

Jay Fuller: [continues shooting then gets hit with the grape, wipes the grape off and walks toward Danny Jr.]

Danny Jr.: [loads another grape and aims]

Jay Fuller: [aiming with his revolvers prepared to shoot, when the glass shatters]

[John Reid's shooting at Jay Fuller from inside Cole's train. The Ponies are shooting from the roof, riding their spurs like roller skates being towed by Spirit. Braeburn's using his shotgun from AJ's train, Brian's manning the Gatling Gun car and Jake's shooting from Steamy's tender]

Jay Fuller: [is shooting back]

[they kept shooting and glass was shattering]

Jay Fuller: Roar! (he heads outside when Tonto hits him the head with a shovel and Danny gives him the grape)

Tonto: [runs to the back of the train only to find the silver cars rolling away and Cole uncoupling his engine from the other train. Looks back at a ladder laying on the flatbed]

John Reid: Butch Cavendish!

Butch Cavendish: [tries to Shoot John Reid but finds his gun empty]

John Reid: Let her go!

Butch Cavendish: If you insist.

John Reid: Go ahead.

Rebecca: John?

John Reid: If she tends to land on her feat.

Rebecca: John!

Butch Cavendish: [shoves Rebecca off}

Rebecca: Aah! [lands on Silver and hangs on to him as he gallops]

Butch Cavendish: What's ya gonna do councler, shoot me? (chuckles)

John Reid: That's right [tries to shoot Butch Cavendish, but his gun's empty]

Butch Cavendish: [pulls out a dagger] Guess I cut out the wrong brothers heart

John Reid: [rolls up his sleaves]

[The two walk towards each other]

Butch Cavendish: [scoffing] Don't tell me, you boxed in law school?

Tonto: [is now climbing up the ladder]

Butch Cavendish: What the heck?

John Reid: [punches Butch] As a matter of fact, I did.

Tonto: [swings the ladder to the other train and steps onto the roof, as the ladder hits a tree]

John Reid: [climbs down the boxcar, then uncouples it from the rest of the train]

Tonto: Where is girl?

John Reid: What, where's the silver?! What are you...

[Tonto, looks and sees the silver cars, then runs on the roof, jumps and lands in the freight cars]

John Reid: [Comes in and sees Butch Cavendish reloading his revolver]

Butch Cavendish: [pulls back the hammer] End of the line. Been here before, haven't we?

John Reid: Easy.

[with our heroes]

Fluttershy: We'll never catch them now!

Shining Armor: Yes we will, I'll just uncouple the cars. [climbs down the boxcar and then uncouples the 3 remaining boxcars from the train]

[But as Shining Armor uncouples the cars, Ernie appears]

Ernie: Hey, Twilight.

Twilight: Huh?

(Ernie stabs her in the leg)

Twilight: AHHH!

Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow and Fluttershy: Twilight!

Ernie: (laughs)

(Then he starts pecking her and beating her up)

Ernie: (cocks his gun)

Twilight: What do you want from us?!

Ernie: Nothing. Bowser, just wants you and your friends, so he can pay me five-hundred dollars!

(Then something shoots Ernie)

Ernie: AAAHHH!

Shining Armor: [holding a his rifle] Leave Twily alone! [fires 3 more shots, causing Ernie to walk towards the edge]

[but then the boxcars hit a bump and Shining Armor almost falls off]

Cadance: Honey!

Ernie: (chuckles) Now where were we? Oh yes, you die!

Spirit: Ernie! (Spirit charges and headbutts Ernie)

Ernie: AAAAHHHHH! [hits the ground, rolls down a hill]

Rarity: Take that you ruffian, serves you right for what you did to my tail!

[But down the hill, Ernie's eyes open knowing that he is still alive]

Applejack: [looks to the front boxcar] Now ta' get back ma' sis and cuz'. [climbs down the boxcar and uncouples it from the other 2]

Twilight: Applejack! What are you doing?!

Applejack: Sorry partners, but dis is ma' fight from her'.

Shining Armor: No! Come back!

[but unknown to AJ, Flim and Flam are hanging on the side of the boxcar waiting]

Flim: Here she comes, get ready.

Evan: AAH! Them crazy sales stallions are on the side of AJ's boxcar!

Steamy: Quick, uncouple me from Loco 131!

Rattlesnake Jake: Uh, okay. [uncouples Steamy from Loco 131]

Steamy: [Starts over taking the stray boxcar] Jake! Switch the boxcar onta our line!

Rattlesnake Jake: Right! [shoots the switch lever, causing the stray boxcar to roll onto the middle line]

Loco 131: Oh, Ah' see.

Applejack: [walks to the front of the boxcar and sees Apple Bloom]

Apple Bloom: [climbing onto the roof] Sis!

Applejack: Apple Bloom! [but then something knocks her back] Uh! [falls back and slides over the edge of the boxcar's roof, losing her coachgun while doing so] Whoa! [grabs on the roof and dangles dangerously from it]

[then Flim and Flam appear and look down at her]

Flim: Look at Ponyvillie's favorite apple farmer now, you stupid pathatic waste!! [kicks Applejack's left hoof loose]

Applejack: AAH!!

Apple Bloom: GASP! SIS!

Flam: You've ruined our buisnesses for too long, you orange weakling! [steps on Applejack's right hoof] Now your time is up! [slides Applejack's hoof closer off the edge]

Apple Bloom: NO! [sees her sister's coachgun] Applejack's coachgun! [grabs it and then prepares to fire]

Flim: And don't you worry!

Flam: We'll take care of all the cidar for you!

Apple Bloom: Okay, steady grip. Shoulder stock pressed up tight, steady breathin'. [aims at Flim and Flam's hind legs] Ah'm an Apple, Ah' can't miss! [pulls back both hammers, keeps her aim steady] One eye alone, [has her hoof ready at the triggers] slowly breath, an' gently pull the triggers. [closes her left eye, then slowly grips both triggers]

Applejack: NO!

Apple Bloom: Smile, cidar jackers! [pulls both triggers]

BANG!!

[the shots hit Flim and Flam in their hind legs]

Flim and Flam: YAA!! [loose their footing then fall off the boxcar] AAH!! [the two tumble onto the tracks in front of Loco 131's path]

Apple Bloom: Teach ya' to try an' kill ma' big sis!

Flim and Flam: [look up in front of them and see Loco 131]

Loco 131: Prepare ta' meet yer' maker Flim Flam Bros.!!

Flim and Flam: AAH!!!!

[Loco 131 runs over the 2, killing them]

Twilight, Pinkie, and Rarity: OH!

Loco 131: HA! HA! That'll take care of them! [blows his whistle]

Applejack: [pulls herself back on the roof] Apple Bloom!

Apple Bloom: Applejack!

[the two embrace]

Babs Seed: AJ!

Rattlesnake Jake: [sees another switch and shoots it, switching the boxcar back on the other line]

Cadance: [pulls out another rifle and shoots the switch back]

Rattlesnake Jake: Okay Steamer, slow er' down!

Steamy: Slowin' down! [gently brakes enough for Loco 131 to couple back on] Now ta catch the silver!

Applejack: [sees the other train] Come on! Wev' gotta a train ta catch!

[Tonto's on the freight cars and sees the boxcar]

Butch Cavendish: Where did ya say this train's heading, the future? (chuckles)

[the tracks are intersecting up ahead, in which the freight cars and the boxcar are going to collide]

Butch Cavendish: Well, this here train, she going straight to (censored).

[The cars collide and the Boxcar derails and starts sliding went side ways]

John Reid: You know something Butch, I believe your right (he lashes his whip on a tree branch], enjoy the ride! [swings out]

Butch Cavendish: [ tries to shoot John, then opens the other doors and looks down the line]

Jay Fuller: [pulls out his sword and sees Butch's boxcar]

Butch Cavendish: WHOA! [the other train's speeding straight for him as the boxcar slides to a stop] AAH!!!

[Jay Fuller and Butch Cavendish try to escape, but the rear coach and boxcar collide, killing Butch Cavendish and Jay Fuller]

Danny Jr.: Whoa! [blows the train's whistle]

[with our heroes]

Applejack: [looks back and sees the other 2 boxcars] Okay, let's slow this wagon down. [starts cranking on the boxcar's brakes, slowing down the boxcar just enough for the other 2 to couple back on] Gotcha! [takes the brakes off]

Brian: Here come the boxcars!

Cheif Thunderhooves: Her' comes the train!

[the stray boxcars and the western trains are now neck and neck]

Spirit: Okay, get ready to jump!

[the stray boxcars line up to the tender]

Spirit: Jump!

[the group jump off the boxcars and land on the tender]

Rarity: OW!!

Evan: Now, let's slow her down fer' the other engines ta couple on!

Vaporeon: [heads for the back of the tender and opens the rear coupler]

Puffy: Slow down!

[the western engines slow down enough. Then Thomas couples onto the back of AJ's train]

Thomas: Coupled on!

Braeburn: Now, let's catch up to the other train! [opens the regulator]

John Reid: [swings on the branch and then lets go. Then lands on Silver] Hey!

Rebecca: [hits John]

John Reid: Wrong brother?

Rebecca: Not today! [they kissed]

[Silver continues running and starts catching up to the train]

Steamy: Okay, someone git' up on ma' front and couple me onta' the locomotive!

Glaceon: I'm on it! [starts heading for the front of the train]

Latham Cole: [looks back and sees the silver cars. Starts slowing the train down for the silver cars to couple on the tender]

Tonto: [falls back when the cars bump into the tender]

Latham Cole: [opens the regulator back to full power]

[Silver catches up to the train and Rebecca climbs onboard]

Steamy: Okay Glaceon! Couple me on!

Glaceon: [reaches for the locomotive's front coupling while hanging on Steamy's own coupling. Then he manages to grab on] Got it! [hooks the coupling onto Steamy's] Coupled on!

Steamy: Okay guys! When Ah' blow ma' whistle, gun it in the oppisite direction and put yer' brakes on hard!

Latham Cole: Time's up, indian. [points his gun at Tonto]

Danny Jr.: Uncle John! [throws the silver bullet at him]

John Reid: [catches the bullet and loads it] Hiya! Come on! Hiya! Hiya!

Steamy: Ready?

Loco 131: Yeah!

Evan: Ready!

Puffy: 10-4!

Braeburn: Ready!

Applejack: Eeyup!

Percy: We're all set!

Latham Cole: [cocks his gun] Pretty soon, no one will even know you people were here.

John Reid: I'm a spirit walker. [aims] I can't miss. [cocks his gun, then fires]

Latham Cole: [the bullet knocks the gun out of his hand] AAH!

[the other train couples onto Cole's with a bump]

Latham Cole: [falls back]

Rebecca and Danny Jr.: [pull the lever back, making the engine gun it in full forward]

Steamy: [blows his whislte as his wheels stop, then start spinning in full reverse]

Loco 131: [starts gunning it in reverse]

Evan: [starts gunning it in reverse]

Puffy: [starts gunning it in reverse]

Applejack and Braeburn: [pull the Johnson bar all the way back, making the train start gunning it in reverse]

Thomas and the others: [throw their brakes on hard]

Tonto: [picks up the revolver] All these years, I think you are Windigo. But no, you are just another white man.

Latham Cole: Who are you?

Tonto: [takes out the pocket watch] Bad trade. [He tosses the watch back at Cole, then fires the revolver and uncouples the freight cars]

Will: You let him get away?

Tonto: No.

Will: The bridge.

Tonto: What bridge?

[we are shown the scene where John, Tonto, and our heroes blow up the bridge]

Woman: Oh my.

Latham Cole: [looking at the watch] "Bad Trade?" [then the frieght cars, start falling off one at a time] WHOA!!

[the train plumments off the broken rail and into the river below]

SPLASH!!

Latham Cole: [is slowly sinking to the bottom with the silver]

[then the rest of the train's edging to the broken rail]

Evan: COME ON! COME ON!!

[the western engines wheels spin furiously]

Steamy: [grunts]

Loco 131: SSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

[the rear coach almost leaves the track but it stops]

Loco 131: Phew.

Tonto: [leans forwards and almost falls off but is caught by John]

[the 2 look down at the train in the river]

Latham Cole: [now is dead, buried under the silver. As his hand lets go of the watch]

Evan: Ah' say Latham Cole is down and out!

Flareon: And Ernie, and the Film Flam Bros., are history!

Brian: I don't know guys, I don't know.

Spike: Too bad about the other train and the silver, though.

Applejack: Hey Steamy, Thank ya fer' savin' me. That was a nice trick ya did, shootin' them 2 off the boxcar.

Steamy: Nope, ah' didn't make that shot.

Applejack: Who did?

Loco 131: That was Apple Bloom.

Applejack: Sis, you saved me?!

Apple Bloom: Eeyup. Ya done dropped yer' coachgun, so Ah picked it up and shot them jerks right in ther' hind legs. Then they fell off and Loco 131 took care a' them.

Applejack: Thanks, sis. [embraces Apple Bloom] Ah' guess ya know what yer' doing afterall, Ah'm sorra' ah' doubted ya.

Apple Bloom: [returns the embrace] Nothin' to it sis, ah' love ya.

Applejack: And also Spirit, good thang ya' knocked over chicken boy.

Spirit: No prob. If it wasn't for me Twi will be done for.

Brian: Ernie was after Twilight and her friends Spirit, and I need to know why.

Spirit: It was somethin' about someone named Bowser.

Brian: [gasp] LORD BOWSER?!!

Thomas: You know him?

Brian: I KNOW HIM!!! HE'S BEEN TRYING TO RULE HALLOWEEN ONE OR TWICE! When I was with Pooh, Ash and the gang!

Percy: I think I remember Pooh telling us about him before.

Brian: Yeah, and also his son: Bowser Jr, and his wife: Mistress 9.

James: I think I remember now.

Twilight Sparkle: Who is Bowser?

Brian: He's the aweful being you can ever imagine!

Fluttershy: Oh my.

Pinkie: We'll have to ask Pooh about him.

Steamy: Let's git' this train back to the town.