Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard - It's an Udderful Life/Transcript

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The Beginning
(Then Otis and his friends just comes) (They wrap him with a rug and throw him out a window) (Opening credits. The it's starts at a scene opens up to the town square where people are shopping, singing carols and the mayor directing for the star on the tree.) (In the Santa's line)
 * Narrator: Hello, and welcome to Winnie the Pooh/Barnyard Christmas special. I'm afraid Otis and his friends couldn't make it tonight, so I'll beguiling you with stories, Games, and wonders beyond Imagination. So let's kick things off with a joyous holiday root canal.
 * ???: STOPP!!
 * Narrator: Huh?
 * Otis: This is not the real opening sequence. You, sir, are a fraud. Row him out guys!
 * All: It's the Winnie the Pooh/Barnyard Christmas special.
 * Otis: Pig!
 * Pig: What? I have a Cavity.
 * Mayor: That's it. A little to the left. Now to the right. No, my right. Now, jiggle it and let it know whose boss. (The star drops on his head) Alright let's take a break.
 * Piglet: I just love Christmas time.
 * Lori: Me too.
 * Abby: I can't wait for them to light the tree, Otis. That thing is HUGE.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Thanks for letting stay over this holiday party, Otis.
 * Otis: Well, guys. All this holiday Hoopla reminds you of what's really important this time of year.
 * Abby: Friends and family?
 * Pip: Peace on Earth?
 * Peck: Good will towards bagers?
 * Mickey Mouse: The snow?
 * Human Rainbow Dash: The presents?
 * Tigger: The food?
 * Human Fluttershy: The birth of a newborn king?
 * Pip: Scented car deorderiser?
 * Abby: Butter, is it butter?
 * Otis: (laughs) Your guessing makes me tired. I'll tell you wants important. What Fluttershy said and shopping for tonight's awesome Christmas party. (Pulls out a big list) Alright, people, we need eveything on this shopping list stat.
 * Abby: Otis, that shopping list is HUGE.
 * Tigger: Yeah, its a big as Santa's List.
 * Pip: I don't get it Otis. Why are making such a fuss over this year's Christmas party?
 * Otis: I told ya. Me and Pooh invited special surprised guests. You guys are going to be astondified.
 * Abby: Wow, that word is HUGE.
 * Otis: Yes, stop saying that.
 * Rabbit: We got to hurry. The party will start any minute.
 * Human Pinkie Pie: He's right. The sooner we get this done the sooner we can party.
 * Sunset Shimmer: This going to be the best Christmas ever.
 * Otis: Exactly. Now let's fan and--- Hey where's Pig?
 * Wanda: And come to think of it, where's the rest of our group?
 * Pip: They're in line to see Santa.
 * Hilly Burford: (as Santa) Ho-ho-hollidy doolidy, Merry Christmas, you adorable little urchin.
 * Girl: Hey, you're not Santa. You're that newscaster guy.
 * Hilly Burford: That's right kid. I'm helping Santa out this year. Here have some peppermint toast from the good people of Hooberman's Bakery. It's Christmalicious.
 * Pig: Ooh, Santa! Santa, I want a unicorn, with pink main and a rainbow tail.
 * Hilly Burford: Hey, wait your turn. Santa's only got lap.
 * Lucy: Don't worry Pig. You'll get your wish.
 * Applejack: And we can take him to Equestria one day.
 * Otis: This is bad. We need Pig's shopping skills. We're already down a man since Freddy got ferret fever.

(At the barnyard)
 * Freddy: Well doc, how are the test results?
 * Goat: Well the bad news, you have a temperture of 308
 * Freddy: Oh, what's the good news?
 * Goat: Now, I can do this. (frys an egg on Freddy's stomach)
 * Otis: Ok, change of plans. Abby, you're with me on ornaments. Pip, eggnong. Pooh and friends, food and secret Santas. Peck, you're on noodle coogle.
 * Abby: Roger that.
 * Pip: 10-4.
 * Peck: Coogle, right.
 * Tigger: Sir, yes, sir.
 * Otis: Barnyard shopping force, deploy. (everyone put their hands in but Abby accidentally crushed Pip)
 * Hilly Burford: There you go little boy, or girl, or whatever. Ok, whose next?
 * Lola: Pig, your next.
 * Pig: Oh me. I'm next. I'm next.

(Suddenly Snotty Boy comes in and cuts in front of him)
 * Snotty Boy: Out of my way stupid next kid. (sends him flying)
 * Donald Duck: Hey, back of the line, like everyone.
 * Luan: Yeah.
 * Snotty Boy: Then why don't you join, that stupid fat kid. (sends everyone else flying too)
 * Otis: Anyway I was thing the red bunting would go with--
 * Abby: Otis, that was Pig.
 * Comso: And those we're our friends.
 * Abby: We gotta help them.
 * Otis: Ugh, fine!
 * Hilly Burford: Ho,ho,ho. Merry Chris--(squash by Snotty Boy)
 * Snotty Boy: Shut your holiday hole, beardy.
 * Hilly Burford: Wow, you're a hefty little guy ain't ya.
 * Snotty Boy: Now listen good. Every year, I ask you and your sorry giant behind for the same thing: A Red Rider BB Taser with double pump battery for extra painfulness. But you never bring it to me.
 * Hilly Burford: Wow, I think I'm losing feeling in my legs.
 * Snotty Boy: If I don't get a BB Taser this year, you'll be very...very...sorry.
 * Hilly Burford: I'm already sorry. Sheesh, is it Easter yet?

(Elsehwere)
 * Otis: Pig, guys, are you ok?
 * Pig: Snotty Boy, bumped us out of line. And I didn't get toast. And I'll never get a unicorn.
 * Leni: And even Lily wanted to see Santa.
 * Lily: (crying)
 * Abby: Otis, we have the stuff for your party. Let's just get out of here.
 * Human Rarity: After he made lose our spot in line.
 * Luna: And made our sister cry. No way!
 * Otis: Agreed. This insult calls for Christmas vengeance.
 * Pip: That's the most heart warming vengeance of all