- Shadowy Figure: Oof. Eahhh! Wood gets older than kindle!
- Scooby: Nice to see you again... (unmasks the Shadowy Figure)
- Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred: Professor Pericles.
- Pericles: Well, hello, children. How did you know?
- Velma: Simple. There's only one brain large enough, beside my own, that could have pulled this off. We found the trojan horse program you put on Fred's laptop that let you control all of Fred's traps remotely.
- Pericles: Fred really should have come up with a more secure password than "trappin' guy".
- Shaggy: Once you had control of the traps, it was like totally simple to simulate a haunting and terrify the Mayor.
- Velma: And your avian attributes provided the means to make your spooky shadow creep float like a real ghost.
- Daphne: Too bad for you your avian diet gave you away.
- Pericles: Oh, what can I say? A bird's got to eat.
- Fred: It still doesn't explain where my dad is, and why you were haunting him.
- Pericles: Why do you think? I wanted his piece of the Planispheric Disk, of course. I knew he would have it close. I just didn't know where. So I decided to scare it out of him.
- Fred: (looks at the mysterious piece) Planispheric Disk? (to Pericles) But how did you know he had it in the first place?
- Pericles: Because, dear friend, he stole it from me a long time ago. (the gang is confused) Don't believe me? Ask him yourself. (takes off the Shadowy Figure costume and pushes the remote control's button that changes the stairs to slide, Fred unhands the piece of the Planispheric Disk and the gang falls down to the basement) (takes the piece #1 of the Planispheric Disk) I am the smartest criminal parrot in the world! You didn't think I have a back-up plan? (laughs) Until we meet again. Auf wiedersehen, Mystery Incorporated. (flies away)
- Scooby: Did you know we were standing on a trap?
- Fred: (grabs Daphne) Honestly, there's so many in this house, I've kinda lost track.
- (The gang hears a man trapped in a sheet)
- Shaggy: Zoinks! Another ghost!
- Fred: Dad! (releases Daphne and uncovers the sheet) You're okay!
- Mayor Jones: Dimpled puppet eggs, Fred! I am clearly not okay. Untie me.
- Fred: (unties his dad) Dad, the house wasn't haunted at all. It was Professor Pericles.
- Mayor Jones: Pericles? Are you sure? Did he get the--?
- Daphne: Planispheric Disk? Yeah. He said you stole it from him.
- Mayor Jones: That's... that's absurd! We confiscated it off him years ago, when we locked him up. I've felt it was best to keep it here, safe. That's why I went back in for it.
- Velma: Mayor Jones, why would Professor Pericles want that piece of the Disk so badly?
- Mayor Jones: Oof! Ha! Ha! How should I know? Are you kids trying to imply something? Because if you are--
- Fred: No, no, dad. We're just all really happy you're okay. That's what's important, right, gang? This mystery is over. (hugs Mayor Jones)
- Daphne: I'm not sure this mystery is over at all.