This is the episode script for A Traitor Among Us (RAoSA).
[The episode starts at the grand library. Master Eon is with the Skylanders]
Master Eon: This is not good, Skylanders. Under our watch, Kaos was able to free the Doom Raiders from prison and escape to the skies in his own pirate ship. This is what happens when we let our egos run amok.
Dark Spyro: I don't know, Eon. My ego has run amok plenty of times and this is the first time a big-brained nut job has commandeered a flying pirate ship.
Master Eon: There is no doubt in my beard that Kaos plans to wreak havoc down upon the Skylands. Which is why I've increased my beardy sense alert from high… [pulls out a red card] to severe. [holds out a rainbow card]
Stealth Elf: Shouldn’t the severe card look a bit more… severe?
Eruptor: Yeah. That card makes me want to give out free hugs.
Ryan Freestar: Yeah. And that would be something to do with security.
Master Eon: You're right, Ryan. All of the colours means all of the business.
[Eon's beard whirls]
Master Eon: And it looks like I increased security measures just in time! [closes his eyes and his beard glows] Ommmmmmm… [opens them and his beard stopped glowing] No. It can't be.
Jet-Vac: What is it, Master Eon?
Master Eon: It appears there is a mole in our midst. Someone at the Academy is working for Strykore.
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Vault voice: Welcome, Master Eon. Please say your password.
Dark Spyro: [in his Eon impression] "Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away."
Valt voice: Access denied. [buzz]
Dark Spyro: What? Why?
Vault Voice: Reason for denial is… terrible Eon impression.
Dark Spyro: Okay, it wasn’t my best work. But terrible? That's just harsh. Let me try it again.
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Dark Spyro: Wait, you're all the mole?
Jet-Vac: Gentlemen, and lady. There's a simple way to deduce which of us here is the mole. We must present evidence. And then we must present facts to back up that evidence. And then present proof to back up those facts, which I already stated, will back up the evidence.
Sci-Ryan: Yeah. What you say on this one?
Pop Fizz: I say it was Stealth Elf, [puts a ray gun on the table] with the ray gun, working for Strykore!
[Spyro gasps as thunder rumbles]
Stealth Elf: I'm not the mole, but I know who is. [points at Jet-Vac] It was Jet-Vac, [puts a spy camera on the table] with the spy camera, working for Strykore.
[Dark Spyro gasps as thunder rumbles again]
Jet-Vac: I couldn’t possibly be the mole! I'm a bird! We eat moles for breakfast! Literally!
Stealth Elf: Then what's with the spy camera, hmm?
Pop Fizz: Hey, I'll ask the questions here, Ms. I-have-a-ray-gun-in-my-nightstand!
Jet-Vac: Oh yeah? Because I believe it was Pop Fizz…
[Pop Fizz gasps and Jet-Vac puts a walkie-talkie on the table]
Jet-Vac: …with a long distance walkie-talkie, working for Strykore! Maybe you're the one Kaossandra has been trying to reach.
Dark Spyro: [gasps then coughs] Ooh! Sorry, all this gasping is making my throat dry. You know what? I'm gonna go get some water. [leaves]
Jet-Vac: Well, one thing is for certain, someone is this room is not who they say they are.
[The music plays as the camera zooms on Jet-Vac then Stealth Elf and back to Pop Fizz. He notices something]
Pop Fizz: Eh? Whoops! [pulls out his phone] Sorry. That's my new ringtone. [turns off the music] I thought I turned it off.
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[At Kaos' castle. Glumshanks runs to a mirror]
Glumshanks: Boy, am I glad Kaos bought this at that Fairy Tale Flea Market. I still wish I had gotten those glass slippers, though. Surprisingly comfy and fit like a glove.
[He taps the mirror which makes it gurgle and dials a number]
Glumshanks: Man, Kaos really should’ve gotten one of those wireless telepathic mirrors. Come on, Kaossandra, pick up!
[Then, Strykore appears in a mirror, startling Glumshanks]
Strykore: Glumshanks? You wouldn’t be trying to betray your master by connecting telepathically to someone outside the castle, would you?
Glumshanks: What? No. Of course not, Your Darkness, sir. It's just that I haven’t seen you in a while, so I just… you know, wanted to call and say hi! Hi!
Strykore: I am the most evil being in all of the Skylands! I do not have time to answer calls to "just say hi". Texts, perhaps.
Glumshanks: Yes, sir. Of course, sir.
Strykore: And, for your information, I've installed a telepathic block around the castle, so there will be no incoming or outgoing calls.
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Vault voice: Welcome, Master Eon. Please say your password.
Dark Spyro: With pleasure. [presses play on the recorder]
Voice of Master Eon: [yawning] Little Miss Muffet… [edits jump] Sat on her tuffet… Eating her curd… and whey. Along came a spider… Sat down beside her And chased… Miss Muffet… [yawns] …away.