This is how a talk about genies goes in The Magic Lamp.
[Ernie returns to the International Station on Ernie 1 and Jubilee and the rest of the gang arrive]
Jessie Primefan: Hi, Ernie.
Ernie: Hey, guys.
Sci-Ryan: What is that thing you found?
Ernie: It's a lamp. It was at the grand theatre station. I'm going to take it to lost property.
Ryan F-Freeman: A Lamp? Wow. I guess when Jessie visit Monster High, I was howling like I'm a certain were-wolf student of theirs.
Evil Ryan: Who?
Ryan F-Freeman: Clawdeen.
Matau T. Monkey: I guess that lamp is a cool item. Does it remind you of anything?
[Ryan thinks as Bakerloo enters]
Jubilee: Hey, Bakerloo what do you make of this lamp?
Bakerloo: Ernie! Put it down and back away to a safe distance. It's dangerous.
Ernie: Dangerous? What do you mean? It's just a lamp.
Bakerloo: No. It's not. It's a magic lamp.
Ernie: It doesn't look very magical to me. Maybe if I give it a little polish.
Sci-Ryan: He's serious, Ernie! Do not rub the lamp! You could let the genie out!
Evil Rianna: Wait. Rianna became a genie.
Jubilee: What's a genie?
Sci-Ryan: Genies, like Rianna and Gigi, are magical creatures who live in ancient lamps.
Bakerloo: You're not mistaken, my friend. The legend goes that whoever rubs the magic lamp will release a powerful genie who can grant them any wish.
Meg Griffin (EG): Whoa. How do they get out?
Sci-Ryan: I think it's a simple one, my cousin. First. A trail of smoke seeps out of the spout. Then, the smoke gets bigger... [pause] and bigger... [pause] and bigger... [pause] until it forms a giant green genie!
Crash Bandicoot: Whoa! It's a bit like Ryan back in Ryan's Wonderland Adventure when he takes a bite of that cookie and grew too big.
Evil Ryan: Yeah. And I know he did cry because he couldn't [mimics Ryan] find a way.
Ryan F-Freeman: What way?
Evil Ryan: Forget I said that.
[Ernie shakes the lamp then laughs as it had been a joke]
Crash Bandicoot: This is no time for jokes!
Evil Ryan: Hey. That line could be useful in our later adventures.
Sci-Ryan: I agree.
Ryan F-Freeman: Ernie. I think you could put that lamp safe.
Ernie: I'm not sure it's magical. But it does look quite valuable. [he opens the storage cupboard] It'll be safe in here. There you go. I'll go to the museum and speak to Miss Relic about it.
Sci-Ryan: Good idea.
Bertram T. Monkey: Jessie and I would report this at the police station.
Jessie Primefan: Yeah. Wouldn't you agree, Bakerloo?
Bakerloo: Indeed. Maybe they can lock the lamp up in a cell.
Ryan F-Freeman: A bit harsh but, my niece Alice would agree.