Abby and Veronica/Transcript

Abby and Veronica
Season 2, Episode 3b
Written by	LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by	LegoKyle14
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Here's the 5th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene begins with the gang hiding in a log)

• Tigger: Are we planning another ambush?
• Rabbit: Of course not. We're hiding.
• Donald Duck: This was a terrible idea.
• Freddy: I can't believe we agreed to play this game.
• Human Applejack: I can't believe we're the last ones left.
• -This is what we get when we play a game with Abby called Slaughter Ball.
• Ginger: She picking us off one by one. What do we do?
• Isabella: Well just have to stay here until she's gone.
• Piglet: How do we know when it's safe? (Rabbit pokes him through a hole) Oh m-m-m-my.
• Rabbit: Well, Piglet. Do you see her?
• Abby: There you guys are.
• Piglet: She's coming! She's coming!
• Spike the dog: She's gonna kill us!
• Cosmo: What do we do?!?!
• Rabbit: I suggest we retreat to another part of the barnyard.

(Everyone began running away from Abby)

• Abby: You can run but you hide from Slaughter Ball! (throws ball and hits all them except Otis and Pip)
• Otis: (with Pip making it to a tree) Ha, home base. Pip and I are safe. (sticks out his tongue)
• Abby: You gotta leave that tree sometime.
• Otis: No. Actually we never have to.
• Pip: Yeah, we're good.
• Abby: Ah, is that a scorpion on that tree?
• Otis: (lets go) Ahh, scorpion! Get--(him and Pip gets tagged out)
• Abby: YES, I AM THE MASTER!!! Hey, who wants to play again?

(Everyone groans)

• Scruffy: And I thought Lynn's throws were brutal.
• Lynn: You just haven't seen me a full power yet.
• Cosmo: And more deadly than Wanda Ball.
• Eeyore: How's it more deadly?
• Cosmo: She plays with a cinder block.
• Mail Badger: Telegram for Abby the cow!
• Abby: Ooo, right here. (Looks at the letter)
• Otis: What is it? Who sent ya--(smacked by Abby)
• Abby: Whoo-who! My cousin Veronica is coming to visit today!
• Otis: That's nice. Um, do you have any surgical guase--(smacked again)
• Abby: You guys are gonna love Veronica. She a crack up. We used to do everything together. I mean everything. We wrastled, kick boxed and go exploring. Ooo, she just like me in every way.
• Otis: (nervous) J-Just like you?

(Everyone pictures 2 Abby's vigorously playing games with everyone and they all panicked)

• Abby: Why'd you guys screamed in terror? Anyway, I'd better go get ready for Veronica's visit. Ooo, this is going to be so much fun. Whoo-who! (leaves)
• Peck: Otis, we all love Abby, but two of her would..destroy us.
• Tigger: Well be lucky if we have all our limbs still attached.
• Timmy Turner: I'm not going to stay here and wait for death to come.
• Mickey Mouse: You know you two, for once your right.
• Piglet: We need a good idea.
• Phineas Flynn: You're right, Piglet. Any suggestions?
• Pip: How about we hide until her cousin leaves?
• Otis: Good idea, Pip. To the root cellar!
• Peck: Let's go!

(Later that day)

• Abby: Otis? Otis, where are you? Veronica’s coming any minute and I need to practice my power serve.
• Freddy: (peeks out the cellar and sees Abby) It’s Abby.
• Otis: You’re an idiot.
• Abby: (opens the cellar) What are you guys doing hiding in the root cellar?
• Otis: (stutters) We’re were just getting to um…
• Pip: Go fishing.
• Otis: Yeah.
• Pig: On Mars.
• Freddy: We’re not hiding if that’s what you’re--
• Otis: No more talking.
• Abby: If didn’t no better, I say fellas were avoiding Veronica.
• Otis: What? That’s is patently ridiculous.

(Everyone was insulted)

• Cosmo: Yeah, how could even say that?
• Lincoln: Even if your cousin came here right now, we would look her straight in the eye and show her we’re not afraid of her.
• All: Yeah!
• Veronica VO: Yoo-hoo! Abby!
• Luna: She’s here!
• Candace Flynn: Back in the cellar!

(Everyone hides back in the cellar)

• Abby: Veronica! Veronica! Veronica?

(Veronica walks towards in a slow sax way and a cow faints)

• Abby: Gosh, Veronica. You changed; alot.
• Veronica: Well not you, dear. Still cute as a button. (annoyed by the music) Do you mind?!?!
• Goat: Sorry.
• Freddy: So, is it safe?
• Pig: Yeah, is it sa---

(Suddenly the boys goes crazy after looking at Veronica)

• Veronica: My, Abby, you certainly didn't tell me you live with such handsome men folk.
• Tigger: She called us handsome.
• Abby: Oh, them? They were just leaving to go fish--(pushed away by Otis)
• Otis: Hi, Veronica! I'm Otis. And these are some...jerks.
• Pip: I'm Pip. I'm adorable.
• Peck: I'm Puck, eh Pick, Peck.
• Pig: (gets stuck on Hi and Abby moves him)
• Freddy: My name is F--(Suddenly his tongue rolls out)
• Spike the dog: Hi. I'm Spike. Nice to feet you. I-I mean, meet you! [sighs] That wasn't weird.
• Abby: Why are you acting so stupid?
• Veronica: Oh, it's all right, sugar. Who can hear them over all that hunkiness?

(The boys started to giggle)

• Otis: She call us hunky.
• Abby: Right. Anyway, Veronica, we're gonna have so much fun. We'll play Slaughter Ball, Cream the Critter, and your favorite game, (pulls out thumper bat) Thumper Bat.
• Otis: Abby, NO! You might bruise her flawless skin! (whacked by Abby)
• Freddy: Or musk her luxurious hair! (whacked by Abby)
• Pig: (still stuck on hi and got whacked)
• Otis: Now, Veronica, if you need anything, anything at all--
• Pip: I wanna do something for her!

(The other boys also wants her attention)

• Otis: Guys, I'm trying to have quality time with Abby's hot cousin.
• Pip: I want quality time!

(The boys kept fawning over her making Abby angry)

The Middle

(A few days later, Veronica is being pampered by Duke)

• Veronica: Oh, Duke, you have such healing paws
• Duke: I live to serve you, my queen.
• Rabbit: Hello, Veronica, we just planning your surprise party and--
• Tigger: It was going to be colossalical with a half a gazillion balloons
• Piglet: And flowers.
• Winnie the Pooh: And honey. Oh bother.
• Veronica: Just keep up the good work boys.
• Abby: Veronica, you've been here for days and we haven't played Thumper Bats once, how 'bout it?
• Veronica: Not right now dear. I'm a little busy
• Pig: Uh, Veronica? I worked all night to make you my special corn perogies with imported owl cheese. (pushed aside by Freddy and Peck)
• Freddy: Veronica!
• Peck: Hey, Veronica! We're not sure what girls like. So, we brought you these worms.
• Freddy: And this lightning rod. (shocked)

(Suddenly Otis comes in on monster truck sized tractor)

• Otis: Look, Veronica. I turn the tractor into a monster car so I can take you for a ride. Pretty snazz.
• Pip; (drives in a toy car) Why ride in that hunk of junk when you can drive in style
• Otis: What?!?! She can't even fit in there

(The boys began to argue)

• Veronica: Boys, Boys! You're all being awfully sweet. But, you know what they say, Diamonds are girls best friend.
• Tigger: Hey, wait a minute, where are we gonna find diamonds in this place?
• Veronica: Well, this little old US geological survey map says there's a whole passel of diamonds right over that meadow.
• Abby: What? Veronica, you can't actually expect those boys will agree to dig diamonds for you.
• Veronica: Wait for it...
• Otis: I'll get those diamonds for you.
• Pip: Not if I get them first
• Freddy: No me!
• Otis: To the earth!

(The boys heads off to the meadow)

• Abby: Veronica, I don't think I like the way your using our friends.
• Veronica: Abby, wise up! You're living over a fortune in diamonds and these mindless love puppets are willing to dig them up.
• Sci-Twi: Hey, nobody uses your friends to get pamper hand and foot.
• Lori: Yeah, only we get to do that.
• Veronica: Now if you girls play along and I might toss a couple of gems your way before I blow this dump.
• Olive Doyle: We would never use are friends as toys for something greedy as diamonds!
• Lola: Yeah. How much are we talking?
• Human Rarity: LOLA!!!
• Katie: Sorry, but our answer is no!
• Veronica: More for me then. Oh and uh, I think I might take the big cute one when I go. Otis, is it? (leaves)
• Sunset Shimmer: Oh it's on.
• Adyson: She has got to go.
• Luan: I'll say. Abby is literately green with jealousy.

(Abby's face turns green as Bessie comes by)

• Bessie: She sure knows how to keep those morons hopping.
• Gretchen: You have a point there. When a boy sees a pretty girl, they all fawn for her.
• Human Fluttershy: So how come you boys aren't fawning over Veronica?
• Mickey Mouse: Because I have a girlfriend.
• Jeremy Johnson: Me too.
• Candace Flynn: Oh, Jeremy.
• Wanda: And Cosmo, was just thinking about how hideous she is, right? (Cosmo gets nervous as Wanda writes on a flashcard) Say it.
• Cosmo: Wow, she sure is hideous. I would sure hate to spend quality time with her.
• Abby: Girls, I got to find a way to break her spell over Otis.
• Bessie: Otis?
• Scruffy: Don't you mean, all of them?
• Abby: Oh, right, all of them. (laughs nerverously)
• Bessie: Well, the only thing that'll make those dum-dums forget a pretty face is a prettier face.
• Abby: Wha? Me? Oh, Bessie, I could never look as glamorous as Veronica.
• Holly: Don't be ridiculous. We can make shy girl like you into a star.
• Lola: Yeah. By the time we're done. You'll knock'em dead.
• Bessie: They're right you know. Come on. Let's dress you up like a big girl.
• Milly: You sure this will work?
• Human Rarity: I'm 100% sure it will work. Besides, we got some beauty tips from a very reliable source.

(Makeup Corner)

• Freddy VO: And now it is time for Makeover Corner with your host Mr. Pig
• Pig: Hello, I'm Mr. Pig. Looks like Abby's off to get a makeover. Here's a few tips on how a makeover help you the viewer go from frumpy to faboulous.
• Duke: Hello, I am Duke. I am a fashion nightmare. Yo, Pig, I don't wanna say these lines.
• Pig: Shhh. Models gets dizzy if they talk. Let's make sure we have our basic makeover tools; pancake make-up, some fabric shears, and this taser.
• Duke: Whoa, oh, oh, you never mention anything about a---
• Pig: No talking. (shocks Duke and puts him a dress) And there you have it, make over magic.
• Duke: Hey, it worked. I'm beautiful and I'm brimming with self-confidence!
• Pig: Now, go take on the world, baby! Next week, we'll find out what happens when you put lipstick on a pig. Um, hey I don't want to wait. (puts it on himself) Mmmm, red.

(At the mine, Veronica whistles for the boys and they comes in very fast)

• Veronica: Anything to report boys?
• Otis: No diamonds yet, Veronica. I blame Pig.
• Pig: It's true. I got a gimpy lung.
• Veronica: Well, back to work with you then.
• Pip: Really? Cause we're kind of tired.
• Baljeet: Yeah, and we need some more water.
• Eeyore: Can we at least take a break?
• Veronica: Whoever finds the first diamond, gets prolong eye contact.
• Otis: You heard her. Get back to work!

(The boys head back until...)

• Bessie: (VO) Hold up!
• Freddy: So long, suckers! (him, Peck, and Spike heads back down)
• Bessie: There's someone I like you all to meet. (moves away and reveals Abby beautifully in blue dress)
• Donald Duck: Who is that?
• Phineas Fynn: She look familiar?
• Pig: Is that Abby?
• Pip: She look different.
• Goofy: She looks beautiful.
• Otis: She looks gorgeous
• Piglet: She looks drop dead gorgeous.
• Abby: Well, hello boys.

(Suddenly the boys falls in love with her)

The Ending

• Veronica: Abby, what do you think you doing?
• Abby: Looks like we're playing a game after all, Veronica. Well I reckon I'll beat you at that one too. (suddenly one of her heels cracked and was caught by Otis)
• Otis: Gee, Abby, you look great. It's like seeing you for the first time. Suddenly I'm experiencing new feelings an--(annoyed) Do you mind?
• Goat: Sorry.
• Abby: Well, it's so nice of you to notice. But, don't you have to go back to work in Veronica's diamond mine.
• Otis: Veronica? What's a Veronica?
• Veronica: Get your hands off my love slave!
• Abby: What's the matter, Veronica, jealous?
• Veronica: Lady, you started something you don't want to finish. (pulls out thumper bat)
• Abby: Thumper Bats, huh? (pulls out hers) Just like old times.
• Otis: Girls, no! You'll damage each other's beautiful faces! (smacked) Soft, cushiony pain.
• Veronica: It's on girlfriend!
• Abby: Bring it!

(They both clashed while also accidentally hitting everyone else)

• Lynn: Wow. They are really going at each other.
• Cosmo: I know.
• Lincoln: They can't keep this up forever, can they?
• Winnie the Pooh: We'll just have to wait and see.
• Scruffy: They'll probably be out breath in a few seconds.
• Narrator: 400 thumps later...

(After a couple minutes thumping each, both of them started taking a breather)

• Abby: I gotta admit, Veronica. You still got your moves
• Veronica: Thanks. I do palates

(The two when at it so hard, Veronica runs into the wood holding up the mine causing a cave-in)

• Otis: Veronica, what did you do? Freddy and Peck are still down there.
• Veronica: (gets a call) Yello?
• Peck: Veronica, it's Peck, hi. The good news is we found you a diamond.
• Spike the dog: The bad news is that we can't get out.
• Freddy: Yeah, and that mean I have to eat Peck.
• Peck: But Freddy we packed a lunchbox.
• Freddy: Quiet! I know this is what you want
• Spike the dog: Yeah you might want to hurry to Peck's sake.
• Veronica: Oh no. What've I done?
• Otis: You doomed three of our friends. You we're right. Abby. Your friend is nothing but a user; a godless like perfect user.
• Abby: Oh pipe down. (whacks Otis)
• Veronica: Oh, Abby, I feel terrible.

(Everyone agrees angrily)

• Otis: I still marry you.
• Wanda: Shut up!
• Veronica: Wait a minute! Cuz, remember when we went cave spelunking?
• Abby: You mean at Old Spingars place?
• Veronica: Yes. Maybe we can save your friends. Come on.

(The two gets suited up as Otis holds the beam)

• Abby: Keep holding that beam up Otis. We'll be as quick as we can
• Otis: Actually, I don't think I can hold
• Veronica: Wish us luck. (kisses him)
• Otis: No problem. Take your time.
• Freddy: This gonna hurt me more than it hurts you
• Peck: Yeah, I don't see that
• Veronica: I got'em Abby!
• Freddy: NO!!!!
• Veronica: Pull!!!
• Otis: Girls, you save Freddy and Peck!
• Peck: And we save this giant diamond for you Veronica
• Abby: Peck, Veronica don't care about that. She put aside her petty selfish ways when she risked her life to save you.
• Spike the dog: Aww. Did you really?
• Veronica: No! Give me that! (takes it) I risked my life to save this giant diamond! (runs off) And now that I have it, so long losers!
• Tigger: Oh, fiddlesticks.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
• Burford: I can't believe even after rescuing us, she still back stabbed us. Again.
• Lucy: I can't believe you're related to her, Abby.
• Abby: Me either.
• Isabella: I can't believe she took that worthless rock.
• Eeyore: What do you mean by that?
• Isabella: Using my skills when I got my Rare Gem patch, I saw that diamond was cubic zirconia.
• Goofy: Meaning what exactly?
• Mickey Mouse: It's worthless.
• Human Pinkie Pie: Oh. No wonder that mine was abandoned.
• Abby: Well I hope you boys learned your lesson.
• Lincoln: We sure did Abby.
• Cosmo: Yeah. Never trust a pretty face if they're using you for diamonds.
• Luna: Not exactly what we were going for but close enough.
• Otis: Yes, and I learned that beauty is only skin deep. You see it's what's inside your heart that truly matters. Therefore you must judge a person by their outward appearance.
• Abby: Well said Otis.
• Otis: So, know that I'm not judging you and I ask you to wear your pretty girl outfit 24 hours a day.
• Abby: (angry) You are so shallow
• Otis: Thank you. I like to think that--(runs away as Abby whacks Otis with a thumper bat)
• Bessie: Ah, to be young and in love and stupid.

THE END!