This is how Alf blasts off goes in Alf On Mars.
[The episode begins with Ryan looking at the camera]
Ryan F-Freeman: Welcome to Lightning McQueen's racing headquarters and clubhouse, everyone.
[The Picture Puzzle music plays]
Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. We better go see who is playing that music.
[He goes over to Penelope the Picture-Puzzle Bot]
Ryan F-Freeman: Look. It's Penelope the Picture-Puzzle Bot. [waves at her] Hi, Penelope.
Penelope the Picture-Puzzle Bot: Hello, Prime-Prince.
Ryan F-Freeman: Say, Penelope, what's today's Picture Puzzle?
Penelope the Picture-Puzzle Bot: [brings up a picture puzzle of the moon] Try and guess what this is.
Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. Let us solve it.
[He presses a button and the pieces move]
Matau T. Monkey: [off-screen] Picture-Puzzle, picture-puzzle~
Picture this!~
[The pieces stop moving]
Ryan F-Freeman: Hmmm. Does this picture look right to you? [pause] Nope. Let's try again. [presses the button again]
Matau T. Monkey: [off-screen] Picture-puzzle, picture puzzle~
Picture that!~
[The pieces come together form a picture of the moon]
Ryan F-Freeman: Now is it right? [pause] Yes. What is this picture? [pause] That's right. It's the moon.
Matau T. Monkey: [off-screen] You guessed the picture~
[Penelope brings up another picture of Mars]
Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. There is another picture. What colour is it? [pause] Red. Right. This is the planet Mars.
Optimus Prime: [from outside] Ryan, come quickly!
Sci-Ryan: [from outside] I cannot believe it!
Crash Bandicoot: [from outside] Whoa!
Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. Our friends are calling. Let's go see.
[Ryan and Penelope go outside]
Alf: [off-screen] 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5...
Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa!
Alf: 4... 3... 2... and uh... oh, what's the next number again?
Sci-Ryan: [points at Bumblebee] One?
Thomas: Sci-Ryan, let me tell him. [shows his number one on his boiler] Number one, Alf!
Sci-Ryan: One comes after two, Alf!
Alf: Oh yeah. 1! Mars, here I come!
[Alf starts the engine and the rocket takes off]
Bumblebee: Whoa!
Sci-Ryan: And we have lift-off!
Ryan F-Freeman: By Primus! Alf just blasted off into space! Come on. Let's use the telescope to see where he's going.
[They head inside to do so]
Evil Ryan: I can't wait! The telescope is so much fun.
Meg Griffin: Let's go!
[They reach the telescope spot]
Ryan F-Freeman: The telescope helps us see things far away. Now if you see Alf, yell "Alf!".
[We zoom in to space and see Alf when rocks split apart]
Evil Anna: Alf!
Ryashi: Nice spotting, Evil Anna.
Evil Anna: Thanks, Ryan.
Ryashi: That's good. But, my name is Ryashi, the son of Aku and brother of Ashi.
Sci-Ryan: Wow. So, which timeline did Ryan see you in?
Ryashi: The Aku timeline.
[Meanwhile, Alf crash lands on Mars]
Alf: Hey! Who put this big red rock in the way!
[He falls into a crater]
Alf: Oh, no! My spaceship broke! I'd better send for help.
[On Earth]
Alf: [on radio] Beep! Beep! Help! Beep! Beep! [static]
Ryashi: Sounds like a cry for help.
Ryan F-Freeman: That was Alf.
Ryan-Ko: Alf? As in the Alf Robin loves to watch on TV?
[Fashback to a clip of the episode of Teen Titans Go!. Robin watching Alf on TV]
Robin: Yes... Eat that cat, Alf. Eat him. He's hiding in the kitchen drawer, Alf. But be patient. Savor the hunt, you beast!
[Flashback ends]
Ryan F-Freeman: No, Ryan-Ko. Alf as in the Robot Train.
Bertram T. Monkey: By my master. We have to rescue him.
Ryan F-Freeman: We can do it. [to the camera] Will you help us rescue Alf? [pause] That's awesome! Let us get our Autotools from the Auto-safe.
Ryashi: Auto-what?
Sari Sumdac: Autotools. Special Cybertronian tools that Ratchet created.
[The Auto-safe starts working as the song "Autotools" plays]
Ryan F-Freeman: Auto-hey, auto-hi, auto-ho~
Evil Ryan: Auto-ready, Auto-set~
Matau and Carmalita: Here we go!~
Ryan F-Freeman: We're the greatest team and we're your fave~
Auto-me, Auto-you, Auto-safe~
Auto-me, Auto-you, Auto-safe~
[He goes over to it]
Ryan F-Freeman: Auto, Boto, Auto-safe.
[It starts up]
Ryan F-Freeman: Auto-tools, Auto-tools, Auto-tools!
Mattis T. Monkey: Here are your Autotools.
[The objects come up on screen]
Ryashi: A screwdriver.
Matau T. Monkey: Bouncy shoes.
Bertram T. Monkey: A zipper.
Meg Griffin: And the mystery Auto-tool.
Ryan F-Freeman: That's a surprise Autotool that can help us later.
[Sparx springs to life]
Ryan F-Freeman: Look! It's Sparx, one of my Minicons. [waves at him] Hi, Sparx!
[Sparx springs up to Ryan and stands on his arm]
Ryan F-Freeman: Sparx is gonna bring us our Autotools when we need them.
[Sparx waves to the camera before transforming into a 2D circle and landing in a component on Ryan's arm]