Here's how Tonto, our heroes, and the Comanche save John in Ed, Edd, n Eddy Meet The Lone Ranger.
[We view the Constitution stopping at the silver mine as the Cavalry men hop off the flatbed]
Cavalry man 1: Clear the track, men!
Cavalry man 2: Outta the way!
[The Cavary man start walking John Reid to be exacuted]
Miner: Going to pit!
[but unknown to anyone, someone watches from behind one of the mine track bridges]
Jay Fuller: My God!
Latham Cole: Out here, it's just rock.
Flim: Put it on a train, it's priceless.
Jay Fuller: What could you buy with all of that?
Latham Cole: A country, Captain. A great country. For which our children will thank us.
[the men uncouple the flatcar and boxcar from the train]
Railway man: Take her ahead! Line her up!
[The Constitution moves into the tunnel]
Railway mane 2: That'll do! Get these Chinaman out of here!
[The china workers leave]
Calvary man: Detail, halt!
[They put John on a flatcar then blindfold him]
[Inside the tunnel, 2 mysterious figures walked up]
Calvary man: Disn't you hear me Chinamen? I said get out!
Jay Fuller: Point, arms!
[In the coach]
Rebbecca: You don't have to do this. You'll take care of us, like you said. You don't have to do this.
Flam: We already have.
[back outside]
Jay Fuller: Load! [the soldiers do so]
Calvary man: [points his rifle at the figures] I ain't gonna tell you again!
Tonto: [holds up cage]
Calvary man: What the heck is that?
The driver: [sees his bird] Gas. That's gas!
[They run out of the tunnel]
Tonto: [feeds his bird]
Little Strongheart: Nice work.
[Drumrols]
Jay Fuller: Shouler arms!
Latham Cole: I was at Gettysburg. Twelve-thousand casualties before lunch. Know what I learned in all that carnage? Nothing is accomplished without sacrifice.
Rebecca: [spits on him]
Latham Cole: [grabs her]
Danny: Leave her alone!
Flam: Stupid kid! [slaps him]
Rebbecca: Danny!
[Outside]
Railway man: [throws the switch] Nice and easy!
The Driver: Get out! Get out!
Railway man: What the heck?!
The Driver: GAS! GAS! GAS!!
[pthe train starts backing up towards the silver cars]
Jay Fuller: Ready!
[soldiers cock their guns]
[In the coach
Latham Cole: I'm gonna have to teach you about respect, arent I, son?
Rebbecca: No!
[Outisde]
Jay Fuller: Aim!
John Reid: [braces himself]
Jay Fuller: FIRE!
[The train bumps into the cars and the rear car blocked the soldiers before John was killed]
[in the coach, everyone feels a jolt]
Latham Cole: What the heck just happened?
Butch Cavendish: [checks the cab and finds no one there]
Ernie: Huh?
Butch Cavendish: [finds a pile of birdseed and a bit of buffalo hair] [snarls]
Ernie: That damn indian and young buffalo!!
[Then they hear Indian calls]
[Arrows camed out of the sky, and killing several man]
Flam: Ernie! You and Butch get the train going!
[as arrows fly out of the sky, Tonto and Luke start moving put of a tunnel]
Jay Fuller: Attack! Maintain order! To arms!
Tonto: Hold on, Kemosabe.
Luke: We'll get you out of here!
[he and Tonto gently bump into the flatcar and start pushing it]
John Reid: Tonto? Luke?
[then serveral men are shot down]
John Reid: What was that?
Tonto: No reason for concern.
Jay Fuller: Over here! To the guns! Defensive position!
Rebecca: John!
John Reid: Rebecca! I'm coming for you!
Rebecca: John!
Jay Fuller: Rally on me! [then sees the comachie on a hill top]
Indian: [speaks native, they charge]
Jay Fuller: Lord, save us.
[somewhere, a few feet from the mine, the rest of our heroes wait]
Little Strongheart: [runs up to them] The Comache tribe's comin' in! We gotta git' goin' now!
Twilight: But we need to wait for Tonto, Luke, and John!
Steamy: We ain't got a choice! We don't go in now, we ain't gonna go help at all! Wev' gotta git' goin' now! Load all the Potato Diggers! And git' that Gatlin' Gun ready!
[Tonto and Luke soon approach the tunnel]
Butch Cavendish: Faster! [points his gun at the driver] Now!
Ernie: Step on it, don't let them get away!
Driver: [opens the regulator]
Jay Fuller: Hold a firing line! [a man gets shoot down] Hold you positions, gentleman!
[the Comache tribe are getting closer]
Jay Fuller: Hold!
[and closer]
Jay Fuller: Steady! [cocks his .45 colt]
[And closer]
Jay Fuller: For God! And for country!
[They point the Gatling guns, and the tribe gets closer]
Jay Fuller: Fire at will!!!
[alll the Cavalry men fire]
[Many indians get killed]
[Back with John, Tonto and Luke]
John: Tonto, what is that?
Tonto: [looks back and sees the Constitution driving behind them]
[More indians get killed]
Tonto: Now... must to jump!
John: Left or right?
Tonto: Yes!
[they jump into a side tunnel as Luke follows]
Butch: [throws a canister of kerosene]
[John gets the blindfold off and then the canister lands next to them]
John Reid: Kerosine?
Calvary man: What are you trying ta do? Blow up the whole mountain?
Butch Cavendish: Trust us! [lights a stick of dynamite]
Ernie: These guys have hard time staying dead.
[He thows it in and causes a fire ball]
Jon Reid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
[they run down the tunnel and then jump into a river in the cave]
[Back to the battle]
Jay Fuller: Cover the flank!
[Indians get killed]
Jay Fuller: [fires his .45 colt]
Chief: YAH!!
Jay Fuller: [stabs him and then when the Cheif falls, he drops his sword and looks at his glove]
[We view of dead indians]
[then some whistles sound]
Flim: What's that?
Flam: Sounds like another train.
Ernie: [comes up] What's going on you 2?
Flim: We can hear another train.
Ernie: Impossible, the Constitution's the only one here.
Flam: Then why do we hear whistles?
Ernie: Because COLE'S train is here.
[the whistles sound again]
Ernie: Then again, I could be wrong.
Flim: Keep that, to yourself.
[the our hereos race in]
Evan: Take no damn prisoners! Shoot em' all!
[Most of the team fire their guns from the engines and the flatcars, as Rainbow, Shining Armor, Glaceon, Brian, and Vaporeon operate the five Colt-Brownings, as Little Strongheart operates the Gatling Gun]
Rattlesnake Jake: RAH!! [starts firing at the men]
[a whole bunch of Cavalry men are shot down, and those who try to fire are shot before they can]
Jay Fuller: [notices Rattlesnake Jake] My God! Rattlesnake Jake does exsist!
Rattlesnake Jake: [laughing as he shoots dwon Cavalry men]
Braeburn: [fires his shotgun] Take that, savages!
[they all soon leave]
[Back with the others]
[John and Tonto come out of the water]
Tonto: [notices his crow lying on the riverbed]
[Back with elderyly Tonto]
Tonto: [holding his crow]
Will: Mister Tonto? Mister Tonto? You mean, they killed all of them? The indians, the settlers... Dan? For silver?
[Back in the story]
John: You were right. There is no justice. [walks up to Tonto and takes a seat next to him] Cole controls everything. the railroad, the Cavalry, everything. If men like him represent the law, I'd rather be an outlaw.
Tonto: That is why, you wear the mask.
John Reid: [takes the mask]
[the others pull up]
Little Strongheart: Tonto!
Tonto: Well, what happened?
Evan: We wer' too late, the damn Cavalry shot down every one of them.
Loco 131: Ah' just can't believe the Cavalry would side with them damn jerks.
Thomas: Well, it's obivious what we should do now. We've got to find a way to take down Latham Cole, Butch Cavendish, The Cavalry, Ernie, and the Flim Flam bros.
Braeburn: Well, what can we do?
Cheif Thunderhooves: We have to stop them.
Silver: [neighs]
[then Silver is standing a on tree just a few feet away wearing John Reid's hat]
Tonto: Something very wrong, with that horse.
John Reid: [nods in agreement]
Apple Bloom: So, what'll we do?
Evan: Ah' have an idea.