This is goes in Bumblebee Gets Scared Shrekless.
[Later, the gang is at Duloc, which is now all run down and abandoned]
Daphine Brennan: Castle Duloc?
Donkey: Oh, ha-ha, very funny, Shrek.
Katie Jones: But, that is where Lord Farquaad lived.
Slipstream: Indeed and met his demise.
Conaria Lacey: Ryan and the Dazzlings told me it is haunted by his ghost.
Shrek: If you're all too scared to put on big boy pants and go in, I'll just claim my winnings and be on my way.
Donkey: Wait a minute! We can last in there just as long as you can.
Sideswipe: Yeah. So don't be calling us cowards for no reason.
Shrek: Fine. Come on, then.
[He opens the gate and soon the gang is in Duloc]
Donkey: Hold up, Shrek. You can't just go barging in some creepy, spooky joint like you own the place.
Shrek: And why not? It's not like if there's anyone here to stop us.
Daphnie Brennan: I kinda like it. Gives the whole Megatron's grave thing to it. [to Conaria] Don't you think, primo?
Conaria Lacey: Absolutely, cuz.
Bumblebee: Are you sure you're not getting the heebie jeebies?
Conaria Lacey: Not at all. My friend Sci-Ryan was possessed by Vanitas and he wielded the X-Blade.
Sideswipe: Me? Pfft. No way.
Fixit: I am brave like Cave... Mave....
[Daphnie summons her Keyblade and hits Fixit]
Fixit: Dave! Thanks, Daphnie.
Daphnie Brennan: No problem.
Conaria Lacey: Look. It's that little thing Donkey like so much.
Shrek: Remember?
[Sorina pulls the lever and the booth doors open then the Welcome to Duloc (creepy version) starts playing]
Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc, it's a creepy town~
What was once pristine now is all run-down~
We will chop off your head and then laugh when you're dead~
Duloc is a creepy place~
Come on in, what the heck?~
Fall right down, break your... face~
[Slipstream jumps into Jetstorm's arm's in fright. Gingy poops jellybeans]
Duloc is, Duloc is~
Duloc is a creepy place!~
[Shrek poses for a photo with Donkey. The photo is ejected with the words Get Out underneath]
Scary whispering voice: Get out!
Sorina: Oh wow. [to the female counterpart of Riku named "Reece"] Let's do that again!
Donkey and Reece: NO!
Conaria Lacey: Awww!
Daphne Brennan: Aww, Why not?
Reece: It's too scary.
Sideswipe: Pfft. That didn't even give me the chills.
Conaria Lacey: Even in death, Connor Lacey is much more scary then that.
Jetstorm (Autobot): Look, can we just get on with the contest please?
[Later]
Shrek: Okay. This could be fun.
Reece: Fun.
Donkey: Yeah, right.
Puss in Boots: I find myself agreeing with boss. This looks to be a very entertaining evening.
Reece: You know, I know what Kairi's costume was like. [to Kairi's male counterpart "Kalvin"] She came as Aria Blaze, while you were dressed as Sonata.
Kalvin: I guess it will be lots of fun.
Shrek: All right, all right. Buckle up, everyone. The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot, the sooner I can be home, Cozy in my bed, unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.
Conaria Lacey: Pick Pinocchio! He got a scary story.
Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): [sigh] This isn't about Pinocchio getting trapped in a petting zoo again, isn't it? Cause that's not scary.
Pinocchio (Shrek): Actually. If you look at it from my perspective.
Gingy: Yeah, well guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares!
Drift: You two, that's enough.
[They look at him]
Conaria Lacey: Okay. Now. Who would like to go first?
Slipstream: I will do. And it is what happens if Linda Ryan/The Shredderette did kill Connor Lacey