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- (Later, Ash comes in and sees Cassidy.)
- Ash Ketchum: Ahem, excuse me? Cassidy?
- (Cassidy turns around and gasp.)
- Cassidy Williams: Ash, what are you doing here?! Look, I don’t want any trouble.
- Ash Ketchum: Don’t worry, I just came here to talk to you.
- (Cassidy and Ash sit down while Ash talks a deep breath and starts talking firmly to Cassidy.)
- Ash Ketchum: Why did you lie about your name, Cassidy? You would've told us that sooner. Cassidy Williams: Yes, I know. But here's the thing. I wanted to keep Crystal Cove safe from knowing about the accursed treasure. Which is something the current Mystery Incorporated failed to see. Before coming here, I went to New York City to find information on the treasure and how it was stored away. I found out that whoever finds the ancient keys and the Heart of the Jaguar help them find the treasure and gain all the power they need. But I discovered that the treasure is completely dangerous, for it had dark magic within it. So, I thought I could make copies of the keys and fool Professor Pericles into finding the fake treasure. And make sure no one gets killed. I never wanted to betray the current Mystery Incorporated nor hurt the citizens of Crystal Cove. But since they know the whole truth, they tossed me aside like trash instead of letting me help them. Now, I'm left without any friends who will help me keep everyone safe.
- Ash Ketchum: Aww... I can totally understand you, Cassidy. But remember this. They don't understand that you have good intentions. If the current Mystery Incorporated knew how you felt, I'm sure they never would've turned their backs on you. You don't have to lie to people in order to protect them from danger. There's always another way. Let me help you. We could warn Crystal Cove about the dangers and keep the citizens safe at the same time by using your radio station.
- Cassidy Williams: Even if the current Mystery Incorporate still does care, what makes you think you can help me?
- Ash Ketchum: Because I'm the person you can trust.
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- Velma: Let's see who's really behind all this junk. (grabs the TV head of Junk)
- Randy Warsaw: I don't get it.
- Daphne: Wait for it. We discovered the strange paralysis of Eeko, Clio, and worker number one had been caused by a rare strand of brewers yeast. Used only in Bavaria. That allowed us to reverse the effect.
- Velma: These guys have been frozen to recreate a picture by the famous Bravarian artist Albrecht von Cartofokauf. So we knew we were looking for someone German.
- Randy Warsaw: I... I still don't get it.
- Daphne: Here's why Randy Warsaw. The real culprit is (grabs the head out of Junk) Butch Furbanks.
- Butch: Fine, you got me. But don't expect my introspective personality to register guilt.
- Daphne: His real name is Hans van Shanengruber.
- Velma: Before Butch joined "Sunday Around Noonish" he released an album of classical accordion music. It reached number one in the Bravarian hit parade. But soon fizzled.
- Fred: Using powerful electro magnets, and his expert knowledge of musical instruments, Butch was able to control your junk sculpture and make it attack you.
- Shaggy: Like the only thing we don't know is why?
- Butch: Alright, look I did it for art.
- Randy Warsaw: That can't be right, can it?
- Butch: Okay, that's a lie. The truth is I hated what you made me in to. All I ever wanted to do was play polkas in a Bravarian Oompa band. A beautiful dream that I lived until I came to work for you, Randy Warsaw. You changed me. You transformed me. Molded me in to a dark band leader, playing and singing horrible intellectual music. You took everything from me. And I wanted to make you pay. Pay! And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling polka haters. (Sheriff takes Butch into custody) (to Scooby) Oh and your singing stinks, nobody understands a word you're saying.
- Scooby: That's outrageous!
- Randy Warsaw: Well, thank you, Mystery Incorporated. You've saved modern art from the clutches of the boudoir. There's only one this left to say: I find you all horribly, horribly boring. So, get out of here. Shoo, shoo. Go away. (leaves)
- Scooby: Uh, Mr. Warsaw, can I keep the wig?
- Fred: It's okay, gang. Sometimes people just don't appreciate it when you save the day. That's just the price of our... art.
- Cassidy: (on the Mystery Machine radio) Listen up, boppers. Because I've got a brand new radio show coming at you right now. Across the airwaves. (Next scene in K-Ghoul) It's all about the truth. Evil resides in Crystal Cove. (Next scene in Jones mansion, Brad and Judy hear her) So stay tuned and maybe, just maybe... (Next scene in Mystery Machine, the gang hears her) We'll all get through this thing alive.