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This is how at the bird court and meeting the citizens of Bird Island goes in Ryan's and Crash's Adventures of the Angry Birds Movie.

[At the bird court]

Bird Mom: Your honor. Our family has always practiced natural child hatch. The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great. There was going to be music. The nest was going to be full of beautiful fresh cut flowers. And the first two faces he was going to see were the faces of his mother and his father. I can never get that moment back.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ma'am. I don't think Red's face is going to be the first thing he see.

Crash Bandicoot: He's right. He don't remember him.

Baby bird: [looks at Red] Daddy!

Evil Ryan: Shh!

Cody Fairbrother: Ladies and gentlemen. Is Red a passionate bird? Yeah. [to Judge Peckinpah] It was a good cake, your honor. Red worked really hard to get it there. On time. And his client wouldn't even try it!

Judge Peckinpah: Master Cody and Mr. Red? We are a happy, happy bird community. Under the protection of Mighty Eagle.

[Ryan looks at a statue of Mighty Eagle]

Judge Peckinpah: We work, we play, we laugh, we love and we live our lives free of conflict disaster.

Evil Anna: Maybe we like to hear the sound of our own voices as well in this world.

Judge Peckinpah: Perhaps your techno-organic friend didn't know the joke "Why don't birds fly". I'll tell you why. Because, where else will we wanna go.

[Ryan laughs]

Mike: [laughs] Halirious.

Judge Peckinpah: Mr. Red, there seems to be a recurring issue here - anger.

Bertram T. Monkey: I don't think he's got an anger issue, Judge.

Red (Angry Birds): Bertram's right. Maybe you got an anger issue.

[The judge goes to speak but Evil Ryan shushes him]

Evil Ryan: Wait. Judge. Let me handle this. Ahem. [to Red] Anger is a weed growing in our garden. And what do you do when you find a weed?

Red (Angry Birds): I don't know. Maybe you could tell me.

Evil Ryan and Judge Peckinpah: [in unison] You pluck it out!

[The crowd murmurs]

Matau T. Monkey: Great Scott!

Mime Bird: Oh my gaaah...

Judge Peckinpah: Prince Ryan. When Mr. Red moved his house outside of our village, did he notice nobody trying to stop him? Birds, they may smile at him on the street. But, that doesn't mean they like him.

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, since I've never been here before, I wouldn't know that. Cause I'm practically new here.

Sci-Ryan: He's right, your honor. My friends and I are new here.

Judge Peckinpah: Really?

Crash Bandicoot: Yes. And Ryan was sorry for what happened earlier.

Crash Bandicoot (EG): Yeah.

Judge Peckinpah: Well, I can safely say that you sure know what your saying.

Crash Bandicoot: Well, you know, there's something special about each one of us. [to Ryan] Show 'em what you've got, Ryan!

[Ryan uses his magic and a plant appears]

Cody Fairbrother: I got something that will protect you. [summons his Divewing Keyblade]

[The crowd converses as the gang shows off their skills]

Ryan F-Freeman: Check this out. [spreads his wings]

Sci-Ryan: Allow me to present to my latest newly invented Autobot: Thorn!

[A green Autobot with spiked shoulders steps into view]

Mime Bird: Oh my gaahh....

Thorn: Hey, how ya doin'?

Ryan Tokisaki: Whoa. [brings out a lawn mower] Here's something for you to scan.

Thorn: Thank you, what-ever-your-name-is.

[Thorn scans the lawn mower and transforms]

Ryan Tokisaki: Wow.

Judge Peckinpah: Whoa. You and your friends should be real proud of yourselves for achieving such significant goals.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks, your honor. Ranyx can admit it too.

[Thomas nods]

Red (Angry Birds): Yeah. Really appreciate the Show and Tell, guys. [to Judge Peckinpah] As for you, your honnor, you don't think that robe is fooling anyone. And we see you prancing around the streets, your honor and you're what? And I'm not just aproxinating here, like AN INCH TALL!?!?!

[He grabs the robe]

Judge Peckinpah: What're you...?!

[Red yanks it off, revealing the Sneezing Bird underneath.

Red (Angry Birds): Voila.

Ryan and Meg: Whoa!

Logan Bandicoot: Oh, boy.

Bertram T. Monkey: You are so disapointing on so many levels.

Baby bird: Daddy.

Evil Ryan: Red. As the leader of the Cyberlings and the former follower of Unicron. You left us no choice but sentance you to maximum penalty of which Ryan remembers. Anger managment class.

Judge Peckinpah: Thank you, new guy.

Evil Ryan: You're welcome, your honor.

Red (Angry Birds): [sighs] Pluck my life.

Ranyx: Whoa.

Sci-Ryan: Well that went well.

[The others agree]

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