Here's the transcript for Callie the Right Hand Maid
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The opening begins at night at the wealthy manor. ???, ???.
Constantine: Your tea, Master Elliott.
Thomas Elliott: Thank you, Constantine. ???, ???.
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Vivian Stanhope: ???, ???. I think it's time to put my secret plan into action. (chuckles evilly)
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(opening theme playing)
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Tessa Elliott (V.O): Callie the Right Hand Maid.
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Eddy: This stinks.
Ed: Aaaaw! (his mouth is pressed to the glass, the perfect expression of longing)
Eddy: Pinkie Pie's having a big bake sale today and we're flat broke! Wiped out! In the red!
Ed: Ouch!
Robbie Diaz: Don't worry, Eddy. ???, ???.
Callie Jones: ???, ???.
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Eddy: Oh, uh, hiya, Kev. (points to the sky) HOLY COW! Is that Nazz skydiving in a bikini?
Kevin: (looking up) No way! Where?
Eddy ducks down, and the sound of zippers is heard.
Kevin: Yeah, right. I'm on to ya, dork.
Eddy: (wearing Kevin's pants) Boy, I guess I just need glasses or something.
Kevin walks away, wearing Eddy's pants.
Eddy: He didn't even know what hit him. (raises a puffcake to his mouth) What a chump. What a–
Kevin appears behind Eddy and hits him with his fist, knocking Eddy skyward. The stolen pants and puffcake fall to Kevin.
Kevin: Oops. Pardon my reach.
Eddy sails above the store and lands on a road. He skids to a stop between a sewer and a lamppost.
Vivian Stanhope: ???, ???.
Eddy: (somewhat dazed) Hiya, lady. Got any loose change?
Vivian Stanhope: Hmph. Not on your life, shorty.
She gets up and takes the posters, leaving one of them on Eddy's butt
Edd: I found Eddy, Robbie.
Robbie Diaz: That's good. ???, ???. (reads the poster) ???, ???. ???, ???. A wealthy family, huh?
Ed: (pop up under Edd) Why is Eddy wearing a diaper, Double D?
Edd: Well, Ed, a diaper would be worthy of Eddy's character. But this posterior posting is a job placement. Seems the Elliott family is looking for another hired hand.
Ed: Mr. Elliott lost his hand? Boy, that is sad, Double D.
Edd: No, Ed. Mr. Elliott needs to hire someone. With pay.
Eddy: (interested) Pay?
Ed: Maybe if he wore a glove, no one would notice.
Eddy: (getting up) Money?
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Vivian Stanhope: ???, ???.
Callie Jones: ???, ???.
Vivian Stanhope: ???, ???.
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John Elliott: Blast you, Sky Gail!
Michael Elliott: Take that! Give up, Captain Redbeard? Give up?
John Elliott: Never! I’ll teach you to cut off me hand!
Amelia Elliott: (chuckling) Oh, no, John. It was the left hand.
John Elliott: Oh, yeah. Thank you, Amelia.
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Vivian Stanhope: ???, ???.
Callie Jones: ???, ???.
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Callie Jones: (shocked) Deducted?
Eddy: (peeks out from the tree outraged) Deducted?
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Vivian Stanhope: Yes, deducted! You've got a problem with that?!
Callie Jones: Uh, no. Of course not. ???, ???. I'll work really hard and ???, ???.
Vivian Stanhope: ???, ???. Follow me to the kitchen.
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Amy Rose: ???, ???.
Robbie Diaz: ???, ???.
Eddy: What a cheapskate! She ain't deducting nothing.
Edd: Eddy, let Callie learn from her mistakes.
Eddy: Forget it! That woman's trying to rip me off. I want my money!
Eddy runs off. Edd ties himself to a tree as part of a scheme he's just hatched.
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Callie Jones: ???, ???.
Vivian Stanhope: ???, ???.
(slap)
Callie Jones: Ow!
Vivian Stanhope: Pay deduction.
Eddy (O.S): WHAT?!?
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Sophia Elliott: Hmm, strawberry.
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Callie Jones: Sophia, you really shouldn't be eating ice cream before lunch. (takes the ice cream cup)
Sophia Elliott: I'm sorry. ???, ???.
Callie Jones: It's okay. ???, ???.
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Callie Jones: (sighs) What a day. ???, ???.
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Tessa Eliiott: Hey, Callie.
Callie Jones: Huh? Oh, hey, Tessa. ???, ???.
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Tessa and Jane are off to the side at a small round table, Jane was cleaning the wine glass while Tessa is pacing nervously.
Tessa Elliott: There's more guests coming! I've never been so nervous in my life, Jane! Quick! (holds a book) Pretend to be a ripping royal stud!
Jane starts pretending to act all royal and proper lady-like.
Tessa Elliott: On ya, girl.
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The End
Then, the six episode preview begins.
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