Camping Shadows/Transcript

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"Don't let your kids watch it!" ― Robbie Rotten This article contains content that may not be suitable for younger audiences.

• (20th Century Fox)
• (Universal Studios)
• (Illumination)
• (Tabbykitth Studios)

(The scene cuts to a forest in California. Most of Team Tabbyverse are gathered around a campfire.)

• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: This is going to be the best camping trip ever.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Don't say that so soon! I'm practically expecting Michinaga to jump out one of the bushes here and try to kidnap you. We never seen able to escape from drama!
• Warlock Infinite: We’ll be fine.
• Blaze Caliber: She isn't wrong. It's never a good idea to let your guard down. Especially out in the middle of nowhere.

(Matilda brings out a bag of marshmallows and sticks. She then sits next to Caliber.)

• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Why would Michinaga come to California anyways?
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: It's just a thought. I mean, it seems like literally every fun thing we do gets ruined by someone.
• Matilda Matchitehew: Hey, let's forget about that for a moment! (Lifts up the bag) Who wants to roast some marshmallows?
• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Me!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (excited) Me! Me! I do!
• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: I’ll get us some sticks to put them on! (Leaves to go get some sticks)
• Matilda Matchitehew: I already have some.
• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: I’m getting more just in case.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (looking at Morrigan) Can I come, Kitty? I think you can use someone to help you with getting some!
• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: I’ll be fine on my own.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Okay! (she turns around on her seat) Should we wait 'till she comes back to start roasting?
• Warlock Infinite: Probably.

(As everything was going on, Caliber was busy eating some of the marshmallows.)

• Matilda Matchitehew: What the? How did you take it while I was holding it?!
• Blaze Caliber: (between bites) You weren't paying attention.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Mr. Caliber! Don't eat them all!

(Meanwhile... Morrigan "Kitty" Meows was looking for sticks while unknown to her, a large, worm-like creature was following her. Despite its size, it does not make any sound as it stalks Morrigan.)

• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: (Picks up a stick) Why are these so hard to find?

(The worm monster gets closer to her. Morrigan looks behind her and it disappears.)

• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Eh.

(Seconds later, it re-appears.)

• ???: (quietly) There she is... Master will be pleased!...
• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: Is someone there?

(Morrigan begins hearing leaves rustling and sticks breaking.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: I’m starting to get a bit scared out here. I hope this is a prank.

(The worm monster finally reveals itself to Morrigan. It looks down at her and laughs.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: What are you? WHO ARE YOU?! (Steps back a bit)
• ???: Don't worry, little girl. This will be quick. (it laughs) Actually, no, it won't!

(The monster starts circling around her.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: Can I go back to the campsite now? I have to give them sticks before one of us eats all the marshmallows.
• ???: Oh, no. You're the food now! Don't think about defending yourself, I know you can't do a thing to me!
• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: I think I should go. (Runs)

(She is unable to make it far because the monster's body has completely surrounded her.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: I hope I’m dreaming because I better wake up back at the campsite.
• ???: Live in denial all you want, it's the truth!
• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: Well, I want to go home and you ain’t stopping me. (Tries to run off)
• ???: I don't think so, my dear!

(The worm-like monster snatches her up into its jaws.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: I’m getting out of here! (Runs out of the beast’s mouth and runs to the campsite. Marina sees her.)
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (waves to her) Hey! Did you get anymore sticks?! Also, we may not have that many marshmallows to roast since Mr. Caliber started eating some!
• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: I don’t have any sticks! I’m being chased by a giant monster who wants me as it’s snack!

(Marina transforms into her Kamen Rider Demons form.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Where is that creature?! I want to fight it!

(The creature then appears from behind Morrigan and wraps its body around her.)

• Warlock Infinite: That’s not just any creature, that’s the Devourer of Gods.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: How do you know what it is?
• Warlock Infinite: It’s page is next to it’s master’s page aka The Second Wielder.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Page of what? Wait, who's the Second Wielder? Also, can we just start fighting this thing already? I won't let it get away with taking Kitty!
• Warlock Infinite; The Tabbyverse Legends book. The Second Wielder is basically the devil. (Pulls out his two phantom swords) Let go of her, Devourer. You aren’t giving her to your master today!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Yeah! I'll make sure to give him a good kick for thinking of taking her!

(The Devourer of Gods laughs at them. At the same time, Matilda and Caliber come running, ready to fight.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: Can you guys hurry up. I think it’s about to kill me.

(Calibers shoots at the creature with both of his pistols while Marina waves at it.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey! Over here! You also want me too?!
• Warlock Infinite: Don’t tempt it! The last we need is to get both of you out of it.
• Devourer of Gods: (to Marina) You aren't what Master wants. Unlike you, your friend has caught the attention of him.
• Warlock Infinite: Oh great. Looks like he wants a snack and he decided to send his pet to get it!
• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: Well, tell your boss I said this! (Proceeds to flip him off)
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Yeah! (flips the Devourer of Gods off too)
• Devourer of Gods: Enough of this!

(The Devourer of Gods tries dragging Morrigan away.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: I am not seeing your boss and get your snake-like body off me.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Let go of her! (she kicks the creature's side)

(The Devourer throws Morrigan into the air.)

• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: Why is it always me?!

(It catches her with its mouth. It then takes off quickly.)

• Warlock Infinite: (Sighs) Guess we better go after it.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: I swear to the Tabbyverse I'M GOING TO KILL THAT DAMN THING FOR TAKING HER!! IT WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT!
• Warlock Infinite: Pack your bags. We are heading to northern virginia.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Can I drive?
• Warlock Infinite: No.

(Meanwhile, the Devourer arrives at The Second Wielder's base.)

• Devourer of Gods: Master! I found the girl you wanted!
• The Second Wielder: Bring her here.
• Devourer of Gods: Of course!

(The worm monster drags Morrigan right to The Second Wielder.)

• Devourer of Gods: Did I do a good job, Master?
• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Where am I?
• The Second Wielder: Excellent work, Devourer. Now you will stop her friends from getting here. If they get in your way, consume them and perhaps save me the one who is closest to my new prisoner.
• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Can I go home now?
• The Second Wielder: No. (Grabs her) You will be sacrificed on the next full moon. You have three days left to live.
• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Can I live until I'm old?
• The Second Wielder: No.

(Meanwhile Team Tabbyverse was on the road. Marina is in the backseat with her arms folded and wearing a grumpy expression.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (whining) I wanted to drive.
• Blaze Caliber: Let the adults handle this, Dusk. If everything he was true, we're going to be in danger.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: But I'm 19! I am an adult!
• Matilda Matchitehew: (teasing) Are you sure about that, sweetie?

(Although still frustrated, Marina says nothing and looks out her window. The Devourer is seen digging tunnels and racing towards the group.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Guys, the worm monster is back!
• Warlock Infinite: Great! The worst part is that nothing can outrun it. I can't even outrun it.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Can we distract it in some way?
• Warlock Infinite: I did that years ago and I almost died because of that.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Oh... Wait, what happened to make you face that thing?
• Warlock Infinite: Before I became a villain, I created potions to help people and one of the potions required a fang from the Devourer. Long story short I didn't get the fang and I was almost digested by it.
• Matilda Matchitehew: Is there anything we can do to stop it?
• Warlock Infinite: Well, if my teleporting powers could work if it's around, we could escape it, but it doesn't work when around it.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: ...Could I go out and try to lead it away? I'm very good at annoying things and then escaping!
• Warlock Infinite: No.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Pleaseeeee? What better options do we have, anyway? You guys can rescue Kitty while I try not to get eaten! Or maybe it can take me to her, and I'll bring her back!
• Warlock Infinite: We aren’t letting you go by yourself.
• Blaze Caliber: You kids shouldn't even be dragged into dangerous situations like this... Whatever we do, we will do it together.
• Warlock Infinite: Right.

(The Devourer appears in front of them as it attacks the car.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: What do we do, Mr. Warlock?!
• Warlock Infinite: Everyone! Get out of the car now!

(They all jump out. Caliber gets everything out of the trunk before the Devourer eats the car. It stares at the group.)

• Warlock Infinite: I paid over a thousand bucks for that car!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: It was that cheap? I didn't even know it was possible to get cars under 10,000! (to the Devourer of Gods) Anyway, you're still going to pay for taking Kitty!
• Devourer of Gods: I can tell you're her best friend, little girl.
• Warlock Infinite: Give her back or we’ll make you give her back!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Yeah!

(The Devourer of Gods shifts its attention onto Marina.)

• Warlock Infinite: Marina, look out!

(It lunges at her. Caliber pushes her out of the way and shoots several bullets into the creature's mouth. It screams in pain and backs away a few feet.)

• Warlock Infinite: Caliber, you are a genius. You just discovered its weak spot! Like The Second Wielder, its mouth is the weak spot unlike in the original game where it was its head and tail.
• Devourer of Gods: (in pain) How dare you! One-eyed humans like you shouldn't be able to use weapons!

(Caliber looks extremely uncomfortable from the comment.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey, don't say things like that about him! He's been through a lot!
• Warlock Infinite: Oh. I forgot say this but it also pisses it off unlike its master.
• Devourer of Gods: (staring at Warlock) I think you look familiar to me... Yes, you're the one to tried to rip one of my teeth out!
• Warlock Infinite: It was for a potion!
• Devourer of Gods: I don't care what it was for!

(The worm goes in for an attack against Warlock Infinite.)

• Warlock Infinite: (Tries to activate his teleporting powers) Cmon. This better work.

(The Devourer swallows Warlock Infinite. It then looks at Caliber and Matilda and attempts to do the same to them. Caliber raises his pistols and shoots it again, sending it away again.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Mr. Warlock!
• Matilda Matchitehew: We have to get away right now!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: What about Mr. Warlock?!
• Devourer of Gods: (to Marina) While the one-eyed human and the woman will die with him, Master insisted I bring you to him!

(It begins to coil around Marina.)

• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) I’m okay guys. It’s just very dark in here.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: We'll still get you out!
• Devourer of Gods: (laughs) You're trapped, little girl!
• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) Who does it have now?
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Me!

(Caliber continues to shoot the worm monster. Although the bullets are going into the creature's flesh, it doesn't seem to be bothered by them.)

• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) What is it doing now?
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Nothing, actually! Mr. Caliber is still shooting it.

(The Devourer lunges at Caliber and swallows him. Marina was then freed by Matilda as it was getting Caliber.)

• Devourer of Gods: There's only two left. Perfect!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Ms. Matilda, I know Mr. Warlock said for me not to do it, but I'm doing it anyway!

(She whistles to catch the Devourer's attention.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey, over here! Try to catch me! (to Matilda) I'll be fine, I promise!
• Matilda Matchitehew: No! Don't do it!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Too late!

(She begins running, hoping it will target her instead.)

• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) It's not after you yet, Marina. It's going in order from oldest to youngest.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Damn it! Why is it doing that?
• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) I don't know!

(The Devourer then swallows Matilda as it then chases after Marina.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: This strategy usually only works when I have someone else with me!
• Devourer of Gods: Give up already, little girl! Master specifically requested for me to bring you!
• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) You see the bring coming up ahead? Transform into Demons and swing using your webs to get across it.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Got it!

(She transforms into Demons and does exactly what Warlock asked. The monster tries to snap at her, but she kicks it in the face and gets away.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Screw you! (she flips the Devourer off.)

(It grows as it then goes across the river and coils around her.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Let go of me! (she punches the creature)
• Devourer of Gods: No, no, little girl, you're going straight to Master!

(It starts dragging her away as she screams, kicks, and punches the worm monster.)

• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) Try shooting it.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: I don't know what that'll do, but I'll try!

(She sprays webbing all over the creature's body.)

(The creature looks at the webbing and then looks at Marina. It stops as its head gets closer to her.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Bad idea!

(She shoots it directly in the eye with her webs. It gets the webbing out of its eyes and stares at Marina.)

• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) The good news is that it doesn't want to eat you.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: I'm kind of scared what it wants to do to me, then. It keeps talking about taking me to its "Master."
• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) I have two things of bad news for you. The first one is that it wants to take you to The Second Wielder. The second one is be prepare to have some bite marks. It wants you as it's chew toy until it gets to its master.
• Devourer of Gods: (laughs) I won't kill you. At least, not yet!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (to Devourer) ...Is it weird that I wanted to pet you for a moment?
• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) Do not pet it. I get its initials legit mean DOG but do not touch it.
• Devourer of Gods: It sounds like you want to lose some fingers or even your entire hand, little girl!
• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) Not even Kitty would be dumb enough to touch it! Do not touch it!
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: I won't! Though, you're missing out on some good scratches, Devourer. Petting things is like one of the only things I'm good at!

(The Devourer tightens its grip on Marina.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Ow!

(The Devourer then grabs her with its mouth as it takes off with her in its jaws.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Mr. Warlock, it has me in its mouth! What do I do?!
• Warlock Infinite: (talking through a communicator) Stay calm. It’s taking us to it’s master.

(The Devourer arrives at The Second Wielder’s base as it spits out the group and then coils itself around the other three while The Second Wielder picks up Marina.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Uh, hi? Are you Mr. Second Wielder?
• The Second Wielder: Call me your worst nightmare or The Second Wielder. Either way, you have arrived on time to witness your friend’s death. I have decided that I want to kill her in front of you and then you will be next on the menu.
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: You don't scare me! And we will save Kitty, so screw you! (she flips him off)

(The Second Wielder throws Marina and Morrigan in the air and catches them with his mouth. He swallows them and then goes to sleep. As it happened, Caliber starts breathing heavily as his remaining eye begins watering.)

• Warlock Infinite: If you start crying, I am not your tissue to blow on.
• Blaze Caliber: I... (wipes his eye) My chi— No. No!

(His breathing becomes more intense.)

• Blaze Caliber: Not again!
• Warlock Infinite: If you have thought about adopting them, I already signed the paperwork and you and Matilda are their adopted parents. I’m just the uncle who is cool. If you want to rescue them, go for it. Run like the wind, Caliber.
• Matilda Matchitehew: I don't think that's the problem... Remember that...that bastard ate his children. I think he's being reminded of that...
• Warlock Infinite: If that’s the case, go get your adopted children back before they actually die.

(Although he is still breathing heavily, he nods.)

• Blaze Caliber: Do you know how to get them out?...
• Warlock Infinite: I can teleport you inside him and then teleport you out. However, there is one small problem: How are we going to free ourselves from the Devourer without waking it up?
• Matilda Matchitehew: Is there some way to climb over it?
• Warlock Infinite: Yes.

(The group climbs over the Devourer as they head to The Second Wielder. On the way there, Caliber sees a spine-shaped rock with blue swirling carving on it.)

• Blaze Caliber: I think Marina would like this... (he picks it up)

(Morrigan teleports with Marina in front of them as both are revealed to be okay. Caliber's eye waters up again upon seeing them.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey, we're good! It actually wasn't that bad in there. Definitely wasn't as gross as being inside Michinaga's mouth that one time!
• Warlock Infinite: The important part is that you two are both ok.

(The Second Wielder wakes up and sees the group. He roars angrily, which also wakes up the Devourer. He then attempts to smash them with his hand.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Oh, freaking great!

(They try running to the exit of the volcano, but the Devourer blocks it and is ready to eat anyone who dares to exit.)

• Blaze Caliber: I don't know if we're going to make it, but I found something I think you'll like.

(He hands her the same spine-shaped rock he picked up as a giant monster appears in front of The Second Wielder. It was Godzilla.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: No way! Godzilla's real?! I hope he's one of the good versions of the character! (she squeals with excitement)

(Godzilla begins fighting The Second Wielder as the group tries to flee only for the Devourer to swallow the group as it then goes to sleep.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Damn it! I wanted to watch them fight! It's like a real-life Godzilla movie in action! I want to see it!
• Morrigan “Kitty” Meows: Can we get out of here?
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Mr. Warlock said something about not being able to teleport while near the Devourer. ...Wait, you just did that right now. Try doing it, Kitty!

(Morrigan teleports everyone, including Godzilla, back to their apartment as he now appears like someone around Caliber’s age and has a stitch-like scar going down his face. He walks up to them and starts smelling them. While he does it, all the members look extremely uncomfortable.)

• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: What is it doing? I'm scared to find out.

(As Godzilla finishes smelling them, he gives them a thumbs up and smiles.)

• Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Bro. What is wrong with you? Also, you do realize that all of us smell awful right?
• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: We must not smell that bad for him. Also, I'm so happy to finally meet you, Godzilla! I'm like the biggest fan of your movies! I can't believe you're real! (squeals)
• Warlock Infinite: Well it's yours now. I'm going to take a shower (leaves)

(Godzilla begins walking around the room, inspecting everything in sight.)

• Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Please don't break anything! (she goes after him)

(BeatCat appears and goes in Morrigan's lap as the scene then shifts to The Second Wielder's volcano base.)

• Devourer of Gods: Master, I can't believe they got away!
• The Second Wielder: That is what I expected them to do. Now I do not seek to go after them. I have far better targets for us and one of them is a god.
• Devourer of Gods: What about the monster, Master? Did it hurt you?
• The Second Wielder: Do not worry. That thing brought no harm to me.
• Devourer of Gods: Good!
• The Second Wielder: Soon, I will have Joey and his rider friends in my grasp and they will be gone!

(The Second Wielder is heard laughing as the screen fades to black.)