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This is the script for Connor Lacey's Omni Adventures of The Incredibles.

[The film starts with an interview with Mr Incredible, Elastigirl and Frozone, three superheroes]

Mr Incredible: (taps his microphone) Is this thing on?

Interviewer: That's fine.

Mr. Incredible: I can break through walls, I just can’t…

Interviewer: That’s fine.

Mr. Incredible: I can’t get this on.

Interviewer: So, Mr. Incredible… do you have a secret identity?

Mr. Incredible: Every superhero has a secret identity. I don’t know a single one who doesn’t. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

[We cut to Elastigirl's interview]

Elastigirl: Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who’d want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y’know what I mean?

[We cut to Frozone's interview]

Frozone: Superladies, they’re always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it’ll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, "Girl, I don’t want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego." or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you’re a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that’s all right with me. I’m good. I’m good.

[We cut to Mr Incredible's interview]

Mr Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?

Interviewer: I could get to that point.

Mr. Incredible: Please?

Interviewer: Wait, no, don’t get up. We’re not finished.

Mr. Incredible: Sometimes l think I’d just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.

[Elastigirl's interview] 

Elastigirl: Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game. I'm gonna on up there with the big dogs. Girls, come on. Leave the saving the world to the men? I don't think so. [chuckles] I don't think so. 

[We then view the Incredibles' logo before it spins round to reveal the film's title: "Connor Lacey's Omni Adventures of The Incredibles". The scene changes to the police car chasing a getaway vehicle as a robber shoots at the policemen who fire back. The scene then changed to Bob Parr heading for the church when he heard the news on the radio.]

Radio: We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.

[Bob presses a button and switch the dial to pursuit mode and looked at his watch]

Bob Parr: Yeah, I’ve got time.

[Bob switches the dial to merge pursuit while having the car autopilot when he changed into his superhero outfit and changes his car into the Incredi-Mobile and went to the officers and capture the criminals. Meanwhile, an old woman is looking up into a tree just as she sees the Incred-Mobile]

Old Lady: Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible…

[Mr Incredible saw the old woman and pulls the Incredi-Mobile over]

Mr. Incredible: What is it, ma’am?

Old Lady: My cat, Squeaker, won’t come down.

[Mr Incredible looks at Squeaker in the tree as the pursuit monitor beeps]

Mr. Incredible: Certainly, ma’am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.

Old Lady: No, no. He’s quite tame.

[The car chase continues as Mr Incredible lifts the tree up and starts shaking it to get Squeaker to let go of the branch he's hanging onto. He noticed that the pursuit monitor beeping as the car chase continues]

Mr Incredible: Let go now.

[He shakes the tree harder causing Squeaker to flap around even more. Seeing the car chase closing in, Mr Incredible shakes until Squeaker falls into the lady's arms before using the tree as a road block. The police captured the crooks as Mr Incredible puts the tree down.]

Police Officer 1: Thank you, Mr. lncredible. You’ve done it again.

Police Officer 2: Yeah, you’re the best.

Mr. Incredible: No, I’m just here to help.

[Just then, a man spoke on radio]

Radio: Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery…

Mr. Incredible: Tour bus robbery. I’ve still got time. Officers. Ma’am. Squeaker.

[Mr. Incredible gets back in the Incredi-Mobile to find a kid in a superhero outfit sat next to him]

Incrediboy: Cool, ready for take-off!

Mr. Incredible: What the? Who are you supposed to be?

Incrediboy: Well, I'm IncrediBoy.

Mr. Incredible: What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [trying to remember] Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!

Incrediboy: My name is Incrediboy!

Mr. Incredible: Look, I've been nice. I've struck the photos, signed every scrap of paper you threw at me...

Incrediboy: No, you don’t have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I’m your number one fan!

[Mr. Incredible kicks him out of the car and accelerates.]

Incrediboy: Hey! Hey, wait!

[On a roof, a robber is rummaging the stolen bag from the tour bus when Mr Incredible appears behind him]

Mr. Incredible: You know... you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that’s not what you had in mind.

Thief: Hey, look- (he gets knocked out by a hand)

[Mr Incredible turns to the person who knocked the robber out which is Elastigirl]

Mr. Incredible: Elastigirl.

Elastigirl: Mr. lncredible.

[Elastigirl picks up the robber]

Mr. Incredible: No, it’s all right. I’ve got him.

Elastigirl: Sure, you’ve got him. I just took him out for you.

Mr. Incredible: Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

Elastigirl: A fact I exploited to do my job.

Mr. Incredible: My job, you mean.

Elastigirl: A simple thank you will suffice.

[Just then, a portal opened and the Omni-Celtics came out]

Mr. Incredible: What the?

[The portal closes]

Elastigirl: Who are you?

[The Omni-Celtics shows themselves]

Connor Lacey: I'm Connor Lacey. This is my team. The Omni-Celtics. Namely, Sally Bollywood, Doowee McAdam, Charles Skinner, Edward Skinner, Henry Skinner, Tara Skinner, Newton, Vin, Trixie, Zero, Preston Stormer, William Furno, Daniel Rocka, Mark Surge, Natalie Breeze, Dunkan Bulk, Jimi Stringer, Nathan Evo, Julius Nex, Ben 10, Gwen Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Rook Blonko, my Botties counterpart, Cubix, Abby, Dondon, Mong, Maximix, Cerebrix, Chip, Kan-It, Enduriz, T-Rex, Kolossal, Tommy Turnbull, Robotboy, Gus Turner, Lola Mbola, Ikki Tenryou, Metabee, Erika, Brass, Koji Karakuchi, Sumilidon, Karin Junlei, Neutranurse, Rintaro, Kantaroth and Rokusho.

Cubix: And we're here to help.

The Omni-Celtics: Yeah.

Mr. Incredible: I appreciate the offer but I work alone.

Metabee: Uh, excuse me but whatever happened to [gesturing to Elastigirl] ladies first?

Thief: Hey, look, the lady got me first....(Ironically, he gets knocked out again by Elastigirl.)

Elastigirl: Well, we could share, you know.

William Furno: Sure.

Mr. Incredible: I work alone.

Kevin Levin: Oh, so you fly solo huh? 

Elastigirl: Well, I think you need to be more... [stretches around Mr. Incredible] flexible. 

Mr. Incredible: Are you doing anything later?

Elastigirl: I have a previous engagement. 

[She stretches away across the rooftops into the sunset as Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics watch]

Mr Incredible: (whistles)

Connor Lacey: She is good.

[Later, they handcuff the robber to a pipe]

Mr. Incredible: Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

Gwen Tennyson: Hopefully, the cops'll teach you some manners.

[A helicopter flies past shooting at Frozone who is chasing it]

Frozone: Hey, Incredible, new guys!

Mr Incredible: Hey, Frozone!

Kevin Levin: Looking good, dude!

Frozone: Shouldn’t you be getting ready?

Mr. Incredible: I still got time.

[Just then, they hear some screaming]

Preston Stormer: [gasps] Look over there! 

Woman: He’s gonna jump!

[Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics then watches Sansweet jump down, with the crowd's screaming magnified.]

Rook Blonko: We have to stop him!

Connor Lacey: I got this! (Activates the Ultimatrix and transforms)

Goop: Goop!

[He slithers away to help Sansweet]

Mr. Incredible: [running back a bit for a run up with the Omni-Celtics] Okay, all of you. Follow my lead. On three! One... two... three!

[They ran forward, and catches him just in time as he runs into the building.]

Sansweet: I think you covered me in your goo.

Mr. Incredible: With counseling, I think you’ll come to forgive us.

Goop: Yeah. You could've killed yourself doing that. What were you thinking?

Mark Surge: [as Connor turns back] Shush! You guys hear that? 

Connor Lacey: Sounds like muffled beeping. 

Kan-It: That's usually the kind of sound a bomb makes before going off.

Gwen Tennyson: That's because someone is using a bomb somewhere in this building! 

Preston Stormer: Take cover!

[They duck as Mr. Incredible looks confused]

Mr. Incredible: Wait a minute. [moves Sansweet to one side of the room and looks down a nearby corridor] Follow me and keep quiet.

Connor Lacey: Okay.

[They head over to the corridor and look at the wall on the right. They head over and listen to the beeping as it gets quick. Suddenly an explosion happens and a vault door hits them as a French supervillain named Bomb Voyage steps out of the hole smiling. Mr. Incredible moves the vault door aside and they wave the smoke away]

Mr. Incredible: [coughs] Bomb Voyage!

Bomb Voyage: Monsieur Incroyable! (Connor Lacey: "Mr. Incredible!")

Ben Tennyson: What are you doing?

Connor Lacey: I'm just translating since he speaks french.

Incrediboy: [voice] And IncrediBoy!

The Omni-Celtics: Huh?

[The group looked at IncrediBoy in confusion]

Bomb Voyage: IncrediBoy?

Preston Stormer: Never heard of him.

Natalie Breez: Me neither.

[IncrediBoy flies over to them using rocket boots]

IncrediBoy: Hey, hey, aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See, I have these rocket boots. 

Mr. Incredible: Go home, Buddy. 

Incrediboy: What? 

Mr. Incredible: Now. 

Bomb Voyage: Petit mufle va! (Connor Lacey: "Little oaf!") 

Dondon: [to Connor] Would you stop that? 

Connor Lacey: Sorry. 

Incrediboy: Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I’ve finally figured out who I am. I am your ward…lncrediBoy! 

Mr. Incredible: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.

Rook Blonko: Indeed.

[He grabs Bomb Voyage, the latter having tried to sneak off]

Dunkan Bulk: (to Bomb Voyage) Where do you think you're going?

Buddy Pine: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?

Connor Lacey: Well, I know some aliens in my Ultimatrix that can fly like Stinkfly, Jetray, Terraspin, Astrodactyl and so on.

Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

Mong: With some help.

Mr. Incredible: Right.

Bomb Voyage: Oui et ta tenue est complètement ridicule! (Connor Lacey: And your outfit is totally ridiculous!)

Ben Tennyson: (to Connor) Would you cut that out?! 

Connor Lacey: I can't help it.

[Ben rolls his eyes] 

Buddy Pine: Just give me one chance! I’ll show you. I’ll go get the police.

Kan-It: (sarcastically) Yeah, you do that.

[As Buddy runs off, Bomb Voyage sticks a ticking bomb to his cape, much to the horror of Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics]

Mr. Incredible: Buddy, don’t!

Connor Lacey: Wait!

Jimi Stringer: Stop, kid!

Incrediboy: It’ll only take a second, really.

Mr. Incredible: Stop! There's a bomb!

Connor Lacey: We gotta stop him! (Transforms)

Stinkfly: Stinkfly!

Gwen Tennyson: We gotta get it off you before it explodes! 

Incrediboy: Let go! You’re wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!

Metabee: You don’t have the right qualities now hold still!

[Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics struggle to grab the bomb as they spiral and spin out of control]

Stinkfly: You crazy kid!

Mr. Incredible: Will you just…? We're trying to help! Stop!

Connor (Cubix: Robots for Everyone): Yeah!

Incrediboy: Let go of my cape!

[The struggle continues until Mr Incredible manages to grab the bomb from Buddy's cape and he and the Omni-Celtics let go, falling onto a train track in the process. The bomb goes off, blowing a hole in the center of the track]

Stinkfly: The train! If it runs on that track, all of those innocent people will get hurt! (Transforms)

Bloxx: Bloxx!

[A train was approaching, and Bloxx runs forward to the middle of the track, stops, and lets the train runs on his body just the Omni-Celtics and Mr. Incredible got off of it to lend a hand to hold Bloxx on. The train pushed them over the edge and the front car tilted forward. Later, Connor has turned back and he, Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics are carrying Buddy toward two police officers]

Metabee: You think before you act, kid! 

Ben Tennyson: You nearly cause a terrible train crash! 

Mr. Incredible: Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he’s been doing.

Incrediboy: I can help you. You’re making a mista--- HEY!

[The officers shove him into their car and shut the door]

Preston Stormer: I think you're the one who made the mistake, kid! 

Nathan Evo: Besides, you don't even have the right qualifications to be a superhero! 

Mr. Incredible: The sticky jumper. You sent paramedics and the cleaners?

Police Officer: They’ve already picked him up.

Julius Nex: Excellent.

Connor Lacey: Good. Goop's body can really make a mess sometimes.

Kevin Levin: No kidding.

Mr. Incredible: The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who me and the Omni-Celtics caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.

Cubix: Yeah. 

Police Officer: You mean he got away?

Mr. Incredible: Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that.

Ikki Tenryou: Yeah, Mr. Hero-Wanna-Be. 

Incrediboy: INCREDIBOY.

Mr. Incredible: You’re not affiliated with us!

T-Rex: Yeah, kid! You're just a fan!

Jimi Stringer: Nobody wants a reckless superhero running around putting lives at stake, you got that?! 

[Mr. Incredible looks at his watch and sees how late it is]

Mr. Incredible: Holy smokes, I’m late. Listen, I’ve gotta be somewhere.

[The Incredi-Mobile arrives and Mr. Incredible gets in]

Connor Lacey: Looks like discussing capturing Bomb Voyage will have to wait. 

Metabee: Yeah. We'd better get going too. 

Police Officer: What about Bomb Voyage?

Mr. Incredible: Any other night, I’d go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don’t worry. We’ll get him! Eventually!

[He drives off with the Omni-Celtics close behind]

Brass: This must be the church.

Daniel Rocka: Looks like our partner is getting married.

Mark Surge: But to who?

Connor Lacey: I'm sure we'll find out soon, guys.

[They arrive at the church and the Incredi-Mobile turns back into a normal car. Inside, Frozone, now Lucius Best, is in a smart outfit as Bob, with his mask still on, and the Omni-Celtics enter] 

Endurix: Is the night still young?

Lucius Best: He's very late. 

Sumilidon: How do we look? Good?

Lucius Best: Oh, the mask! He's still got the mask!

[Lucius removes Bob's mask and he cracks his neck]

Bob: Showtime. (He proceeds to enter the church.)

[Later, in the room] 

William Furno: Here come the I Dos. 

Priest: Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

Helen: You’re late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn’t realize you’d actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.

Bob: It was playful banter.

Helen: Cutting it kinda close, don’t you think?

Bob: You need to be more...flexible.

Helen: I love you, but if we’re gonna make this work, you’ve gotta be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that. Don’t you?

Priest: ...so long as you both shall live?

Bob: I do.

Priest: I pronounce this couple husband and wife.

[They kiss, as people are cheering and whistling. Gazerbeam, Stratogale, Dynaguy, Meta Man, Thunderhead, the Omni-Celtics E and Rick Dicker can be seen for a few seconds clapping.]

Helen: As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

Kevin Levin: So true.

Bob: Hey, come on. We’re superheroes. What could happen?

Rook Blonko: By my guess, a lot.

[We then see a Supers Sued Newsflash]

Announcer: In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being surprised by saving someone who, apparently, didn’t want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible and a group of whacko characters calling themselves the Omni-Celtics has filed a suit against the famed superhero and these strangers who showed up out of nowhere in Superiour Court. 

Sansweet’s Lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn’t ask to be saved, Mr. Sansweet didn’t want to be saved! And the goo from Goop's body, so quote, causes him to become so sticky that he can barely move.

Connor Lacey: Look, I'm sorry but I had to do something! I couldn't just stand there! 

Oliver Sansweet: You should've thought about that before you ruined my death!

T-Rex: Listen, you...

Connor Lacey: Take it easy, T-Rex. 

Announcer: Five days later, a different suit was filed for the jiggle train incident. Luckily no one was hurt, but the victims were still enraged by the alien known as Bloxx causing the train to cause the government millions and opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.

Judge: It is time for their secret identities to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away!

Announcer: Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.

(15 Years later, Bob Parr is working in a place called Insuricare where clients are helped by the man who wanted to continue with his job of being the helper of the people]

Mrs. Hogenson: Denied? You're denying my claim? I don’t understand....I have full coverage!

Bob: I’m sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17. It states clearly-

Mrs. Hogenson [stammering] I can’t pay for this!

[phone rings]

Bob: Excuse me. [answers phone] Claims, Bob Parr.

Helen: I’m calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We’re now officially moved in.

Bob: Yeah, well, that’s great, honey. And the last three years don’t count because...

Helen: Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it’s official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk?

Bob: Listen, honey, I’ve got a client.

Helen: Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight.

Bob: Bye, honey. (To Mrs. Hogenson) Excuse me. Where were we?

Mrs. Hogenson: [sobbing] I’m on a fixed income, and if you can’t help me, I don’t know what I’ll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing]

[Bob stands up and looks around to see if anyone's listening then sits back down]

Bob: All right, listen closely. I’d like to help you, but I can’t. I’d like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can’t. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I wouldn’t expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I’d like to help, but there’s nothing I can do.

Mrs. Hogenson: Oh, thank you, young man.

Bob: Shhh! [shouting] I’m sorry, ma’am! I know you’re upset! [whispering] Pretend to be upset.

(Mrs. Hogenson sobs away. Mr. Huph was coming)

Mr. Huph: ....PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

(he throws some papers at Bob's desk, as he gets startled)

Mr. Huph: YOU AUTHORIZED PAYMENT ON THE WALKER POLICY?!?!

Bob: Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers....

Mr. Huph: I..I-I-I don’t wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don’t tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you’re keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that’s possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL!!!!

(Mr. Huph walks away)

PA Announcement: Morning break is over. Morning break is over.

Connor Lacey: Poor Bob.

(Later, Helen is at school where Dash has been sent to the principle's office again)

Principal: I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.

Helen: What’s this about? Has Dash done something wrong?

Bernie: He’s a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.

Dash: He says.

Bernie: Look, I know it’s you! He puts thumb tacks on my stool.

Helen: You saw him do this?

Bernie: Well... not really... No! Actually, not.

Helen: Oh, then how do you know it was him?

Bernie: I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him.

Gwen Tennyson: Let's see it then. 

[The camera shows Bernie walking to his seat as Dash speeds over it and puts a tack under his stool as he sits then jolts up]

Bernie: See? You see? You didn't see it. [sighs and rewinds the tape] He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! [as he says there, Dash flickers to his seat in a split second] Right... there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack on my stool before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think NOT

Kevin Levin: You sure about that?

[The principal and the teacher looked at Helen Parr and Dash Parr in confusion but the principal starts to question the teacher's thought]

Principal: Uh....Bernie.....(he pats his shoulder)

Bernie: Don’t "Bernie" me! [screaming] THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!!!!!!!

Metabee: Ow! You don't have to be so loud.

Principal: You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I’m sorry for the trouble.

Bernie: You’re letting him go again?! He’s guilty! You can see it on his smug little face! GUILTY, I SAY, GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!!! (as he shakes the chair)

Kevin Levin: How do you even know?! 

[Then, they got into the car and drove to their next stop for Violet]

Metabee: Well, that went smoothly.

Helen Parr: Dash, this is the third time this year you’ve been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more....constructive outlet.

Dash: Maybe I could, if you’d let me go out for sports.

Helen: Honey, you know why we can’t do that.

Gwen Tennyson: Why not?

Rook Blonko: Besides, he could use the exercise.

Dash: I promise I’ll slow up. I’ll only be the best by a tiny bit.

Helen: Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.

Dash: You always say, Do your best. But you don’t really mean it. Why can’t I do the best that I can do?

Helen: Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else.

Dash: Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special.

Helen: Everyone’s special, Dash.

Dash: Which is another way of saying no one is.

(Meanwhile, at Violet's school, Violet was stood for Helen to pick her up when she saws a boy named Tony Rydinger walking through the doors)

Boy: Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed?

(Violet sees Tony and the other boys walking down the stairs)

Girl: Hi, Tony.

Tony: Hey.

Boy: Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?

Tony: That’s kind of funny.

Boy 1: Hey, Tony, do you play football?

(Tony looks back to Violet's turned invisible. Looking around for a moment, he heads on and Violet turns her head visible again)

Boy 2: Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming.

Violet: He looked at me.

[car horn honking]

Dash: Come on, Violet!

Rook Blonko: Let's go!

[Bob is on a interstate highway, heading home from work]

Connor Lacey: Darn traffic jams.

[He slowly arrives with his under-sized hatchback. When he opens the door, he slips on a skate and leaves a finger crush on the door.]

Bob: [muttering] Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway. [He notices his finger crush on the door.] Oh, great.

Connor Lacey: Don't worry, you can buff that out.

(Bob attempts to shut the car door with increasing frustration. The third time he quickly throws it closed, only for the door window to crack and shatter. He loses his temper and lifts the car over his head, only to see a child on a tricycle staring at him. The child's bubblegum bubble pops. Bob puts the car down, and checks for the kid. And goes back in the house.)

Ben Tennyson: That was weird.

Dash: Mom. You’re making weird faces again.

Helen: Mmm.... No, I'm not.

Bob: You make weird faces, honey.

Cubix: Yep.

Helen: Do you have to read at the table?

Bob: Uh-huh. Yeah.

Helen: Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?

Dash: Ow.

Helen: Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school?

Dash: [nervously] Well, we dissected a frog.

Gwen Tennyson: Don't lie to your father.

Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.

Bob: [distracted] Good. Good.

Helen: No Bob, that's bad.

Bob: What?

Connor Lacey: Huh?

Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.

Bob: What?! What for?

Connor Lacey: Yeah, what for?

Dash: Nothing.

Helen: He put a tack on the teacher’s chair...during class.

Dondon: So the teacher says. 

Dash: Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.

Bob: They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going?

Connor Lacey: Yeah! You must've run so fast he barely saw you!

Helen: Bob! Connor! We are not encouraging this.

Bob: We're not encouraging, I’m just asking how fast...

Helen: Guys!

[Bob cuts through the plate and table, causing it to collapse]

Bob: Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table...

Helen: The car? What happened to the car?

Connor Lacey: He just dented the roof after he slipped on a skateboard.

Bob: Here. I’m getting a new plate. [He leaves angrily]

Helen: So, how about you, Vi? How was school?

Violet: Nothing to report.

Helen: You’ve hardly touched your food.

Violet: I’m not hungry for meatloaf.

Helen: Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are you hungry for?

Dash: Tony Rydinger.

Violet: Shut up!

Dash: Well, you are.

Violet: I said, SHUT UP, you little insect!

Dash: Well, she is.

Helen: Do not shout at the table. Honey!

Bob: (off screen) Kids! Listen to your mother.

(Helen sighs and the family goes back to eating dinner)

Dash: She’d eat if we were having "Tony loaf".

Violet: THAT'S IT!

[Dash and Violet start fighting]

Helen: Stop it!

Dash: You’re gonna be toast!

Helen: Stop running in the house! You sit down!

Dash: OW!! Hey, no force fields!

Violet: You started it.

Helen: You sit down! You sit down! Violet!

[The kids continue to fight underneath the table. Meanwhile, Bob continues reading the paper where he made a discovery.]

Connor Lacey: What is it, Bob?

Bob: "Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing." Gazerbeam.

Connor Lacey: Gazerbeam? Missing? Strange.

Helen: (off screen) BOB!!!! CONNOR!!!! IT'S TIME TO ENGAGE!!! (back on screen) Do something! Don’t just stand there! I need you two to... intervene!!

Connor Lacey: You got it! 

Bob: You want me to intervene? Okay! I’m intervening, I’m intervening! [He picks up the table, so does Helen, with the kids still fighting.]

Helen: Violet, let go of your brother!

[The doorbell rings.]

Jack Jack: Hello?

Rook Blonko: Jack-Jack said his first word! Quickly, into position!

[The family got the table back to normal as they sat down.]

Bob: Get the door.

[The family quickly goes back to their regular positions except for Dash, who runs over to answer the door.]

Dash: Hey, Lucius!

Lucius: Hey, Speedo! Hey, Helen. Vi, Jack-Jack, Omni-Celtics.

Preston Stormer: Great to meet you.

[Dash runs back to his seat at the table]

Bob: He-hey! Ice of you all to drop by.

Lucius: Ha! Never heard that one before.

Mark Surge: First time for everything.

Dash [gargling]: Oh, Lucius! [He spits water in the air.]

Lucius: WHOA! [He freezes the spit shot and catches it.]

Maximix: Good catch!

Dash: Aw... I like it when it shatters.

Connor Lacey: I know how you feel, Dash.

Bob: We'll be back later.

Connor Lacey: Wait. I'm going with you?

(The group goes with Bob and Lucius to the car)

Helen: Hey, where are you all going?

Bob: It’s Wednesday.

Helen: Right. Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.

Lucius: Will do, love. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.

Cubix: See ya.

Helen: Don’t think you’ve avoided talking about your trip to the principal’s office, young man. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it.

Dash: I’m not the only kid who’s been sent to the office, you know.

Helen: Other kids don’t have superpowers. Now, it’s perfectly normal...

Violet: Normal? What do you know about normal!? What does ANYONE in this family know about normal?

Helen: Now, wait a minute, young lady.

Violet: We ACT normal, mom! I wanna BE normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack! And he’s not even toilet trained! [Jack-Jack laughs]

Dash: Lucky... Oh, I meant about being normal.

(Meanwhile, at the car where Lucius, the Omni-Celtics and Bob were listening to the radio for police reports)

Lucius: So now I’m in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I’m an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does Baron Von Ruthless do?

Bob: He starts monologuing.

Lucius: He starts monologuing. He starts like this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada.

Bob: Yammering.

Lucius: Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won’t shut up.

Connor Lacey: But sometimes, villains doing some monologues can helpful and gives the hero the advantage.

Ikki Tenryou: Indeed.

POLICE RADIO: Municiberg, we have a 23-56...

Bob: 23-56, what is that? Robbery?

William Furno: Could be.

Lucius: This is just sad.

Bob: Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber?

Lucius: No. Tell you the truth, I’d rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we’re doing? Just to shake things up.

[Meanwhile, on an undercover car....]

Mirage: He’s not alone. The fat guy and his friends are still with him. They’re just talking.

[Back on Lucius's car]

Lucius: What are we doing here, Bob?

Bob: Protecting people.

Connor Lacey: Like we always do.

Lucius: Nobody asked us.

Bob: You need an invitation?

Lucius: I’d like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, and...you remember Gazerbeam?

Bob: Yeah. There was something about him in the paper.

Connor Lacey: Said he's gone missing.

Lucius: He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.

Natalie Breez: Either that or he could've gone on a secret mission while trying to hide from the police.

Bob: When’s the last time you saw him?

Lucius: I don’t see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you with the Omni-Celtics. And we’re pushing our luck as it is.

Bob: Oh, come on.

Lucius: It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we’re gonna get--

Gwen Tennyson: Let me guess. Caught?

Police Radio: We have a report on a fire...

Bob: A fire. We’re close! [yelling] YEAH, BABY!!!!!!

Preston Stormer: Oh, boy. Well, looks like we're doing this.

Lucius: We’re gonna get caught.

Gwen Tennyson: Knew it.

Bob: WOOOHOO!

[Lucius reluctantly drives forward...]

Bob: Fire! Yeah!

Connor Lacey: Let's get to that hotel!

[...as the undercover car follows them both.]

[The camera pans through the inside of a burning building, and then centers on Lucius, the Omni-Celtics and Bob, who are both carrying several people over their shoulders]

Lucius: Is that everybody!?

Bob: Yeah, that’s everyone!

Water Hazard: Good job. 

Lucius: It better be. [He attempts to generate ice in vain)

Bob: Can’t you put this out?

Lucius: I can’t lay down a layer thick enough! It’s evaporating too fast!

Bob: Well, what’s that mean?!

Lucius: It MEANS it’s hot! And I’m dehydrated, guys!

Bob: You’re out of ice?! You can’t run out of ice! I thought you can use water in the air!

Lucius: There IS no water in this air! What’s YOUR excuse, run out of muscle?!?!

Bob: I just can’t go smashing into walls! The building’s getting weaker by the second! It’s gonna come down on top of us!

Ben Tennyson: Guys, calm down! 

Lucius: I wanted to go bowling!!

Kevin Levin: Well, tough luck! 

Water Hazard: Guys, cool it! We need to get outta here before... [gasp] watch out! 

(Parts of the building came falling down)

Bob: All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot!

[Bob turns to his side and begins to run with Lucius following him. They crash through the side of the building into the building next to them. A second outside shot of the burning building shows it collapse.]

Bob: Yeah....

Mark Surge: Where are we?

[But he realizes they’re in a jewelry store...]

Bob: Uh-oh.

Water Hazard: We're in a jewelry store!

[...and unknowingly trips the alarm on]

Bob [sarcastically]: Oh, good.

[alarm sounds]

Lucius: Oh, no. That ain’t right.

Julius Nex: It thinks we're trying to rob anything.

[They both start arguing]

Lucius: We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!

Bob: You can get water out of the air!

[Until an officer breaks in]

Police Officer: FREEZE!!!

[They do]

[LUCIUS, noticing a water container, picks up a paper cup and begins to fill it with water]

Police Officer: FREEZE!!!

Lucius: I'm thirsty.

Police Officer: I SAID FREEZE!!!

Lucius: I’m just getting a drink.

[He finishes the cup of water and then drops his hands to his sides]

Police Officer: Alright. You’ve had your drink. Now I want you to---

Lucius: (Holding up hands in mock surrender) I know. I know.

[...]

Lucius: Freeze.

[He shoots a breeze of ice, freezing the officer and even the bullet]

[police radio chatter]

Police Radio: Shots fired!

Officers: POLICE OFFICERS!!

[They enter the building, guns drawn. One gasps and the others turn to look in his direction. The first officer is encased in ice, a bullet from his gun suspended in midair. Bob and Lucius had gotten away safely.]

Lucius: That was way too close. We are not doing that again.

Omni-Celtics: Good idea.

Police Radio: Verify you want to switch targets? Over.

Mirage: Trust me. These are the ones he’s been looking for.

[Bob and the Omni-Celtics had arrived home. He picks up a piece of cake from the kitchen while humming, and walks into the living room. A chair swivels around to reveal Helen on her pajamas, almost making Bob throw the piece at her.]

Helen: I thought you’d be back by 11.

Bob: I said we'd be back later.

Abby: Yeah, right. 

Helen: I assumed you’d be back later. If you came back at all, you’d be "back later".

Bob: Well... We're back, okay?

Metabee: And look where that's got us. 

[Helen then picks up a little rock from Bob's suit.]

Helen: Is this... rubble?

Bob: [with mouth full] It was just a little workout. Just to stay loose.

Helen: You know how I feel about that, Bob! Darn you, We can’t blow cover again!

Bob: The building was coming down anyway.

Helen: What!? You knocked down the building!?

Bob: It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.

Helen: Tell me you haven’t been listening to the police scanner again....

Bob: Look, I performed a public service. You act like that’s a bad thing!

Helen: It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing!

Bob: Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn’t happen!

Connor Lacey: But you can't relive them all the time! 

Helen: Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what’s happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can’t BELIEVE you don’t want to go to your own son’s graduation!

Bob: It’s not a graduation. He’s moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.

Helen: It’s a ceremony!

Bob: It’s psychotic. They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional, then-

Helen: This is not about you, Bob! This is about Dash!

Bob: You want to do something for Dash!? Then let him actually compete! Let him go out for sports!!

Helen: I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can’t do that!!

Bob: BECAUSE HE'D BE GREAT!!!!

Helen: THIS IS NOT!! ABOUT!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

Connor Lacey: QUIET!!!

[Offscreen of the sound of paper falling/rustling is heard. Bob and Helen turn to the couch.]

Mong: Looks like we woke two sleepyheads. 

Bob: Right, Dash. I know you’re listening. Come on out.

Helen: Vi, you, too, young lady.

Bob: Come on. Come on out. It’s okay, kids. We’re just having a discussion.

Violet: Pretty loud discussion.

Brass: Too loud to be exact. 

Bob: Yeah. But that’s okay. Because what’s important is that Mommy and I are always a team. We’re always united against, uh, the forces of, uh...

Helen: Pigheadedness?

Bob: I was gonna say evil or something.

Rook Blonko: But that's a good thing though.

Helen: Thanks. (To Dash and Violet) We’re sorry we woke you. Everything’s okay. Go back to bed. It’s late.

Dash: Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.

Violet: Good night.

Helen: In fact, we should all be in bed.

Omni-Celtics: Night guys.

(At work, Bob was typing on the computer at his office)

Woman [on phone]: Request claim on claim numbers 158183....

[Bob presses his telephone message button.]

Mr. Gilbert Huph: WHERE IS HE?! I NEED TO TALK TO HIM!

Female Voice: Mr. Huph wants to see you.

Bob Parr: Now?

Female Voice: Now.

(Bob left his office and set off to Mr. Huph's office while Mirage placing a package into his office)

Mr. Gilbert Huph: Sit down Bob.

(Bob sits at a chair, knocking one of the pencils off balance. Huph puts it straight again]

Mr. Gilbert Huph: I am not happy, Bob. Not... happy. [He gets up.] Ask me why.

Bob: Okay. Why?

Mr. Huph: Why what? Be specific, Bob.

Bob: Why are you unhappy?

Mr. Huph: Your customers make me unhappy.

Bob: What, you’ve gotten complaints?

Mr. Huph: Complaints? I can handle. What I can’t handle is your customers’ inexplicable knowledge of lnsuricare’s inner workings!! They're experts! EXPERTS, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're PENETRATING the bureaucracy!

Bob: Did I do something illegal?

Mr. Huph [begrudgingly]: no........

Bob: Are you saying we shouldn’t help our customers?

Mr. Huph: The law requires that I answer no.

Bob: We’re supposed to help people!

Mr. Huph: We're supposed to help OUURRRRRR PEOPLE!!! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, huh?!

[He sighs and regains composure.]

Mr. Huph: You know, Bob....

[He moves a letter that says:]

_

{Memo: Policy Notification}

{To: Employee}

{From: Gilbert Huph}

{Due to financial cut-backs, you will be expected to self-expense all office supplies, including but not limited to pencils, erasers, pens, paper, stationery, folders, staples, paper clips, brads, and photocopies. All parking will now be metered by the hour. Electricity consumption and all telephone charges will be deducted from your paycheck.

The Board of Directors at Insuricare wishes to thank you for your selfless sacrifice through this time of financial uncertainty. It is because of you, the employee, that Insuricare has recorded its highest profit in years. Remember, a successful company makes for successful employees. Every penny you save is another penny that goes in....[the rest is covered by Huph's finger]}

{Salutations, Gilbert Huph}

_

Mr. Huph:...a company...

Bob: Is like an enormous clock.

Mr. Huph:...is like an enormous clo--- Yes, precisely!

Mr. Huph: It only works....if all the little cogs...mesh together!

Mr. Huph: Now, a clock needs to be clean, well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. [chuckling] I’m being metaphorical, Bob....You know what I mean by cooperative cogs?

Mr. Huph: Bob? Bob...

[Mr. Huph grabs Bob by the chin and pulls him toward him.]

Mr. Huph: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, PARR.

[Outside Mr. Huph's office a man is being mugged]

Bob: That man out there, he needs help!

Mr. Huph: Do NOT change the subject, Bob! We’re discussing YOUR! ATTITUDE!

Bob: He is getting mugged!

beat

Mr. Huph: Well, let’s hope we don’t cover him!

[Bob gets up out of his seat and heads for the door.]

Bob: I’ll be right back.

[And just when Bob puts his hand on the doorknob, Mr. Huph threatens him:]

Mr. Huph: Stop....RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!

[Bob stops; Mr. Huph grins evilly.]

Mr. Huph: Close the door.

[Bob reluctantly does]

Mr. Huph: Get over here....... now.

[Bob lets go of the door knob, now crushed out of shape, and walks over to Mr. Huph.]

Mr. Huph [While Bob watches the mugger getting away]: I’m not happy, Bob. Not happy.

Bob: he got away...

Mr. Huph: Good thing, too. Heh! You were this close to losing your j-

[Bob angrily grabs Mr. Huph by the throat and throws him through 4 office walls.]

[Everyone stares at Bob in disbelief.]

Bob: Uh-oh...

PA: Please report to operating room 722 immediately.

[Rick Dicker comes out of the room where Gilbert Huph is hospitalized.]

[Bob and Rick conversate while heading to the elevator.]

Bob: How is he?

Rick: He’ll live.

Bob: I’m fired, aren’t I?

Rick: Oh, you think?

Bob: What can I say, Rick?

Rick: Nothing you haven’t said before.

Bob: Someone was in trouble.

Rick: Someone’s always in trouble.

Bob: I had to do something.

Rick: Yeah. Every time you say those words, it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob. [reaches and presses the elevator button] It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayer’s dollars.

Bob: I know.

Rick: We gotta pay to keep the company quiet. We gotta pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every time it gets harder.

Rick: Money, money, money, money, money. W-we can’t keep doing this, Bob.

Rick [as he enters the Elevator]: We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you’re on your own.

[The door closes, but Rick stops it to say some more words:]

Rick: Uuuum.....Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you. You know, for old times’ sake.

Bob: No. I can’t do that to my family. Everyone just got settled. I’ll make it work. Thanks.

Rick: Okay. Take care of yourself.

[Bob gets out of the car shuts the door, in one successful try. He turns to the driveway. The same child from before was watching him.]

Bob: Well, what are you waiting for?

Rusty: I don’t know..something amazing, I guess....

Bob: [as he sighs] Me too, kid.

Connor Lacey: Hi Bob. How did it go?

Bob: I lost my job because of that man and I was gonna help but Humph threaten me to stop.

Connor Lacey: Oh. I'm sorry.

Bob: That's cool.

[Bob enters his old office. He pulls out his Insuricare Employee Manual, and rips it in half. He throws it on the trashcan, along with his paper work on his suitcase. While doing so, a strange package hits the can.]

Bob: Huh?

[He opens the package, only to find a tablet. He touches the screen, but something activated on it.]

Abby: What does it say?

Bob (reading): Hold still?

[The device emits a sound and a facial recognition scan.]

TABLET: Match: Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics.

[They get startled and throws the tablet on the floor. Unharmed, it scans the room for a few seconds.]

TABLET: Room Is Secure. Commence Message.

Mirage: Hello, Mr. Incredible and Irelanders. Yes, we know who you are. Rest assured, your secret is safe with us. My name is Mirage. We have something in common. According to the government, neither of us exist. Please pay attention, as this message is classified and will not be repeated.

[Mr. Incredible quickly gets to his pencil case and tries to get a pencil, one is not working and then one is normal. He starts taking notes on Mirage's message.]

Mirage: I represent a top secret division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and we have need of your unique abilities. Something has happened at our testing facility. (interrupted by Helen: A highly experimental attack robot...)

Helen: Honey! Connor!

Bob: Huh? What?

Connor Lacey: What is it?

Helen: Dinner’s ready!

Bob: Okay!

Connor (Cubix): Wouldn't miss it!

Mirage:...has escaped control. Although it is contained within an isolated area, it threatens to cause incalculable damage to itself and to our facilities, jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment (interrupted by Helen: in research. Because of its highly sensitive nature, this mission would have not existed.)

Helen: Is someone in there?

Bob: It’s the TV, trying to watch.

Helen: Well, stop trying! It’s time for dinner!

Bob: [yells] ONE MINUTE!

Connor Lacey: Besides the Parr foods are the bomb. In a good way.

Mirage: If you accept, your payment will be triple your current annual salary. Call the number on the card. Voice-matching will be used to ensure security. The supers aren’t gone, Mr. Incredible. You’re still here. You can still do great things. Or you can listen to police gabber. Your choice. You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it.

[The device shuts off.]

[Bob realizes what Mirage said.....and he looks at his past, knowing that this one chance could bring his glory days back....he then looks at his old suit, with a smile.]

Dondon: Maybe we should accept her offer.

Kan-It: Good idea, mate.

[Beeping, as Mirage's phone number is printed.]

TABLET: This Message Will Self-Destruct.

Bob: Uh-oh....

Connor Lacey: That's not good.

[He stumbles out of the office in a cloud of smoke. The smoke rises and triggers the fire alarm and sprinkler system. Violet shouts off panel, while Dash expresses joy.]

Connor Lacey: Sorry!

[Helen was ordering the dining table. He then walks to his husband and idles.]

Helen: You..are one distracted guy.

Bob: Hmm? Am I? I don’t mean to be.

Helen: I know you miss being a hero and your job is frustrating. I just want you to know how much it means to me that you stay at it anyway.

Bob: Honey? About the job?

Helen: What?

Bob: Something’s happened.

Helen: What?

Bob: The, uh...

Helen: What........?

Bob: The company is sending me to, uh, a conference.

Helen: A conference?

Bob [stammering]: Out of town. And I’m just gonna be gone for a few days.

Helen: They’ve never sent you to a conference before.....This is good, isn’t it?

Bob [hesitating]: Yes.

Helen: You see? They’re finally recognizing your talents, you’re moving up!

Bob: Yes.

Helen: Honey! Awww...This is wonderful!

Bob: Yes, it is.

[phone calling. Mirage's number was shown: 866-787-7476]

Ikki Tenryou: Did she know that you've lost your job?

Bob: No.

Neutranurse: Good. We have to keep it a secret.

Mirage [over phone]: Hello?

Bob: This is Mr. lncredible. We're in.

[They are inside a futuristic plane. Mirage is briefing Bob's mission.]

Mirage: The Omnidroid 9000 is a top secret prototype battle robot. lts artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it’s confronted with. And, unfortunately...

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.

Erika: Good guess.

Mirage: We lost control. And now it’s loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We’ve had to evacuate all personnel from the island for their own safety.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): How are we going in?

Mirage: The Omnidroid’s defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet. lts cloaking devices make it difficult to track. Although we’re pretty sure it’s on the southern half of the island.

Ben Tennyson: Got it. 

Mirage: One more thing.

Kan-It: What?

Mirage: Obviously it represents a significant investment.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): You want us to shut it down without completely destroying it.

Mirage: You are Mr. Incredible.

Connor Lacey: Let's do this. 

[Bob and the Omni-Celtics are on an advanced seats, they pass their belt on, and the seat shifts into a bed, as it is about to enter a shuttle. However, his belly didn't let him in 6 times. The Soldier then increases the seat power and it successfully gets Mr. Incredible in the shuttle with the Omni-Celtics since they're slim.]

Mirage: I’ve got to warn you all, it’s a learning robot. Every moment you all spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you all.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don’t destroy it.

Mirage: And don’t die.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Great. Thanks.

Gwen Tennyson: We'll do our best.

[The shuttles ejects. They rocketed down the island. After stopping, they propels with many blades. After a while, they landed.]

Cubix: Nice.

Mong: And they sticks the landing!

[Mr. Incredible tries to get out, but his belly won't let him out.]

Connor Lacey: Maybe you didn't get any exercise, Bob.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Right.

Kevin Levin: You should exercise more often.

[He goes back in, and punches the shuttle in half. He flexes and gets ready.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Showtime..

Metabee: Lets go.

[They explore through the jungle, trying to find the Omnidroid.]

Endurix: But this is harder than it looks. 

[They saw a blade mark on a tree and a cross on the grass. Suddenly, the Omnidroid surprises them from behind, as it tries to impale them unsuccessfully. It slashes a 3rd time, only cutting a mark on Mr. Incredible's arm. Mr. Incredible leaps over the robot, and throws a punch that sends it flying to a tree.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible) [gruntingly]: Yeah!

[The robot gets up, and the real fight begins.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Uh oh....

Connor Lacey: I better power up! (Activates the Ultimatrix)

Ditto: Ditto! (Splits into two who transforms into two aliens)

Humungousaur: Humungousaur!

Rath: Rath! Let me tell you something, Omnidroid 9000 designed specifically to destroy me and my friends, no body smashes anything except Rath!

[The robot charges at them, as they leaps over. The robot unfortunately calculated their leaping arc, and that allowed it to swat them mid-air, slamming Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics into another tree that topped onto the Omnidroid. But the robot rolled out of its way, and reformed. The robot curled up again to crush them, only for Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics to dodge it, as it knocks down some trees before charging at them quickly. Mr. Incredible and the Irelanders sprints their way off, but they almost got crushed by the robot as they jumps over a cliff, slides on it, and lands. The Omnidroid arrives at a similar pace, as they recieves a boulder from our heroes. The Omnidroid does the same 3 times, the latter hitting Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics. It almost impales them unsuccessfully. Its claw is lodged in the cliff, as the heroes runs for safety. The Omnidroid pulls its limb out of the cliff and leaped high into the air, intent on crushing Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics, who leaped out of the way and landed in the lava fields.]

Cerebrix: Oh, boy.

Endurix: Looks like we got stuck between a rock and a hard place. Or this case, a rock and a hot place.

Connor (Cubix: Robots for Everyone): Here it comes!

[The Omnidroid lands and makes an attempt to push Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics into the lava as he tried to push back. After a few seconds however, Mr. Incredible lets out a scream while using his maximum strength and jerk-pulls the robot aside into the lava.]

Metabee: Hope it likes a lava bath.

[Bob laughs in what he thought was his victory, but after trying to spin, his spine cracks.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): AH!- ow, ow, ow. Oh my back!

Gwen Tennyson: Easy. 

Humungousaur: Uh, guys? 

[The Omnidroid suddenly bursts out of the lava through a place of the stone platform, making it crack.]

Endurix: It's coming back!

[It proceeds to spin its claws, as Mr. Incredible leaps on a chunk of rock. But then the Omnidroid grabbed him by his feet with one of its claws and slammed him to the ground before grabbing his arms with another. It began to pull him apart... until it stops when it accidentally fixed his back.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): O-oh...Hahaha!

[He then jack-knives, ripping the claw off its arms. He runs under the robot, as it uses his lower sensor cluster. Just as it spots its target, he rips it off, and climbs inside the robot, as it unintentionally starts damaging itself. After a while, it stops, weakened. Mr. Incredible punched off its upper sensor cluster, as it whistles while riding the robot. The robot tries to pull him out, but it accidentally tears its brainpan out. Mr. Incredible jumps out of the robot and casually walks away, as the Omnidroid motionlessly falls down.]

Rath: Let me tell you something, Omnidroid 9000 designed specifically to try and failed to destroy me and my friends... (Changes back into Ditto with Humungousaur and changes back into Connor Lacey)

Connor Lacey: You lost.

Gwen Tennyson: Connor, come on.

Connor Lacey: Coming.

Kevin Levin: Whoo! Yeah! 

[A mecha-macaw watched everything, as it zooms to the screen.]

Syndrome: Surprising. We must bring them back.

Von Nebula: As you wish, Syndrome.

Rotor: We'll get right on it. 

Syndrome: Sound the all clear, and invite them to dinner.

[Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics are in a pod, inside the volcano's magma flows. They waited for Mirage in a huge dining room, while peeking to see who the mysterious man was.]

Syndrome (very quietly): Most important, keep things light. Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciate his abilities.

Koji Karakuchi: There's something familiar about that man's voice.

[They hide back and pretends to have waited long enough.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Are we overdressed?

Mirage: Actually, you all look rather dashing.

Metabee: Thanks.

[They head to the dining table and sit.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We take it our host is...

Mirage: Oh, I’m sorry. He won’t be dining with us. He hopes you’ll understand.

Preston Stormer: Why wouldn't we? 

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I’m working for.

Mirage: He prefers a certain amount of anonymity. Surely, you of all people understand that.

Kevin Levin: Wow, for a guy who hired Mr. Incredible, he sure likes to keep his identity unknown.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I was just wondering, of all the places to settle down, why live...

Mirage: With a volcano? He’s attracted to power. So am I. It’s a weakness we share.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Seems a bit unstable.

Connor Lacey: Yeah and a bit dangerous. 

Mirage: I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.

Bob (Mr. Incredible) [chuckling]: Aren’t we all?

Mirage: Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth. Everything at the table was grown right here. How does it compare?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Everything’s delicious.

Connor Lacey: You can say that again.

[Life's incredible again.]

Bob [no voice]: Go long!!!

Dash [no voice]: I got it!

[Soon, Bob is getting his old super suit ready to go to Edna's house]

Bob: Ah, jeez.

Helen [o.s.]: Hurry, honey! Or you’ll be late for work!

Erika: Coming!

Helen: Have a great day, gang.

Bob: Thanks.

Ikki Tenryou: We're certain it'll all go to plan.

Helen: Help customers, climb ladders...

Bob: Bring bacon?

Kevin Levin: Keep it cool?

Helen: All that jazz.

(Bob drives away. The camera then shows the gate of another house on top of a hill. A screen displays a video feed of a guard.)

Guard: You have an appointment?

Bob: We’re old friends. I just wanted to...

Guard: All visitors are required to make a reser--

E: (shoos the guard away) Hey, get back to work! Go check the electric fence or something! What is it? Who are you? What do you want?

Bob: [lowers his sunglasses]

Ben Tennyson: It's us, Edna. 

E: My gosh, you’ve gotten fat. Come in, Come, come! (Gates open)

(Now Bob and E walk down a hallway.)

E: Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well. My gosh, no complaints. But, you know, it is not the same. Not the same at all.

Bob: Weren’t you just in the news? Some show in Prayge...Prague?

E: Milan, darling. Milan.

Connor (Cubix: Robots for Everyone): Whoa.

E: Supermodels. HA! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. FEH! I used to design for gods! ...... But perhaps you come with a challenge, eh? I was surprised to get your call.

Bob: E, we just need a patch job.

E: Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And you’ve torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting hero work?

Bob: Must have happened a long time ago.

Gwen Tennyson: Not that long ago actually. 

E: I see. This is a hobo suit. Darling, you can’t be seen in this! I won’t allow it! Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?

Bob: What do you mean? You designed it.

Chip: Yeah. If anyone can make a super suit for Bob, it's you.

E: I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. You need a new suit. That much is certain.

Bob: A new suit? Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?

E: You can't! It’s impossible! I’m far too busy. So ask me now, before I again become sane.

Bob: Wait.... you want to make us... a suit?

E: You push too hard, darling! But I accept.

Daniel Rocka: Okay, let's get started. 

E: It will be bold.

Julius Nex: Nice! 

E: Dramatic!

Bob: Yeah.

E: Heroic!

Bob: Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy! Oh! He had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots-

E: No capes! [She throws a paper ball to him.]

[This puzzles Bob and the Omni-Celtics.]

Bob: Isn’t that my decision?

E: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.

Bob: Listen, E...

E: November 15th of ‘58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin.

Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...

E: Stratogale! April 23rd, ‘57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.

Bob: E, you can’t generalize about these things.

E: Meta Man, Express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!

Metabee: Okay, enough already! We get your point!

E: Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment.

Bob: You know I’m retired from hero work.

E: As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are.

Ben Tennyson: We know, we know. 

Bob: E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons.

E: (she sighs) fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.

Bob: You’re the best of the best, E.

E: Yes, I know, darling. (whispering) I know.

Mong: She's real talented.

[phone rings]

Bob: We got it, we got it! Don’t answer it, honey, we got it!

Chip: You've reached Team Incredible. What's new?

Mirage: We have a new assignment for you. How soon can you get here?

Bob: We'll leave tomorrow morning.

Mirage: See you there.

Bob: Goodbye.

Helen: Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?

Bob: Another conference. Short notice, but you know...duty calls. [nervous laugh] Right?

The Omni-Celtics: Yeah!

Helen: Bob?

Bob: Yeah, what’s up, honey?

Helen: Ha....have a great trip.

Bob: Thanks, sweetie. I’ll call you when I get there.

Helen: I love you. So much.

Bob: I love you too.

(Bob and the Omni-Celtics are on Syndrome's Manta Jet.)

Computer: This Is Your Automated, Captain. Would You All Care For More Mmimosa?

Mr. Incredible: Don’t mind if we do. Thanks.

Computer: You’re Welcome. Currently 78 Degrees In Nomanisan. Perfect weather for flying. Please fasten your seat belt. We’re beginning our descent.

Mirage: Hello, Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics. Nice suits.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Thanks. Nice to be back, Mirage.

(The pod moved around the island and on the extended elevator)

Mirage: You’ll be briefed on your assignment in the conference room at two. D Wing, room A-113.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): 2:00. Got it.

Mirage: See you there.

(Helen vacuums the hallway next to Bob's study. She vacuums the carpet near the door, hears the vacuum pick up filth and groans before entering the room. She begins to vacuum the study and notices the door displaying Bob's old super suit is open. She observes the suit and notices a a tear in the right arm of the suit has been fixed)

Helen: [gasps] Edna. I'd like to speak with Edna.

E: This is Edna.

Helen: E? This is Helen.

E: Helen who?

Helen: Helen Parr? You know.... Elastigirl.

E: Darling! It’s been such a long time after all these years! So long!

Helen: Yes, yes, yes. It’s been a while. Listen, there’s only one person Bob would trust to patch his supersuit and that’s you.

E: Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn’t it? Much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear. They are finished. When are you coming to see?

Helen: Look, I’m calling about...

E: Don’t make me beg, darling. I won’t do it, you know.

Helen: Beg? Uh, no. I’m calling about suit. Ab-about Bob’s suit! I’m calling about Bob’s suit!

E: You come in one hour, darling. I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.

(Bob and the Omni-Celtics enters in a meeting room.)

Connor Lacey: Here's meeting room A1-13.

Metabee: Then lets go in.

(They waits quietly for anyone, as he looks around)

Ikki Tenryou: It's quiet. A little too quiet.

(But suddenly, the Omnidroid v.X9 attacks them out of nowhere, and it throws them)

Abby: It's that robot again!

Connor Lacey: Well time to fight robot with robot. (Activates the Ultimatrix and transforms)

Medatron: Medatron!

Syndrome: It’s bigger! (The Omnidroid throws them again) It’s badder!(And again) Ladies and gentlemen, it's.... (And again, this time it grabs Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics and it uses its two tentacles to decapitate him, which it almost does) Too much for Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics!!! (Syndrome reveals himself.)Whoa, Whoa! Whoa! It’s finally ready! (He shuts down the blades of the Omnidroid.) You know, I went through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn’t good enough!! After you all trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all....... I am your biggest fan.

(Bob suddenly recognizes some familiarity with his rejected sidekick)

Mr. Incredible: Buddy?

Jimi Stringer: I should've known that voice sounded familiar at the dinning room with Mirage.

Syndrome: [angrily yells at Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics] My name is not..... BUDDY!!!!!

(The Omnidroid throws Bob and the Omni-Celtics on the floor. Syndrome lands.)

Syndrome: And it’s not lncrediBoy either! That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And WHAT did you say to me??!!?

(Flashback starts)

Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

Connor Lacey: You put people's lives at risk! 

Jimi Stringer: You're nothing but a wanna be! 

Gwen Tennyson: No one wants a reckless superhero! 

Syndrome (as the flashback ends): It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can’t count on anyone. Especially your heroes.

Medatron: [sadly] I guess we really hurt your feelings 15 years ago.

Mr. Incredible: [sadly] We were wrong to treat you that way. We’re sorry.

Syndrome: See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works! Turns out there’s a lot of people, whole countries who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I’ll get--

(Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, but he dodges it hastily. He gets back up and freezes Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics with something)

Syndrome: [laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it. (He slams Mr. Incredible and the Irelanders into the floor.) It’s cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I saved the best inventions for myself. (He starts throwing Bob and the Omni-Celtics around with his ZPE arm.) Am I good enough NOW?! Who’s super NOW?!?! I’m Syndrome! Your nemesis and e-!

(Syndrome makes a grandiose gesture with his arms, inadvertently flinging Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics into the jungle.)

Syndrome: Oh, brilliant.

(Bob and the Omni-Celtics lands somewhere in the water. Syndrome spots him and flies towards him. Bob and the Omni-Celtics jumps down while Syndrome watches him falling into the bade of a waterfall. He taps a button in his wrist cuffs, which activates a tiny bomb.)

Syndrome: All right, try this one on for size, my friends.

(He drops it to the base of the waterfall.)

William Furno: Bomb! Bomb!

(Bob and the Omni-Celtics spots the bomb as they tries to swim away from it, although they are soon caught in the blast)

Preston Stormer: Ugh!

(They emerges out of the water, gasping, in a cave system. They turned their heads, and leaps back, realizing they are face to face with a skeleton. Slowly, they moves back towards the skeleton, noticing that it has an eye visor and a cape.)

Kan-It: Who's that skeleton man?

Mr. Incredible: Gazerbeam.

Connor Lacey: That explains him going missing. 

(They looked in the direction of Gazerbeam's gaze and sees a pattern carved into the rocks. He reads out a word of the pattern.)

Cubix: What's that?

Mr. Incredible: Kronos?

Gwen Tennyson: I wonder what that means.

(They suddenly hears a probe entering the cave. They hide behind Gazerbeam's skeleton. The probe scans the room, does a quick of Gazerbeam's skeleton and leaves. The view cuts to the probe returning to Syndrome's wrist cuff.)

Probe: Life readings negative. Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics terminated.

(He walks away with a satisfied smile...)

(E and Helen are walking down a hallway)

Edna Mode: This project has completely confiscated my life, darling. Consumed me as only hero work can. My best work, I must admit. Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.

Helen: E, I just...

E: I did Robert’s suit, and it turned out so beautiful, I had to continue.

Helen: E, It’s great to see you, but I gotta tell you I have no idea what you’re talking about. I just...

E: Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Too much of it, darling. Too much! That is why I show you my work. That is why you are here!

[She adresses some scanning and coding...]

E: Edna Mode.

(An assortment of weapons aim at Helen, who gets on defensive pose)

E: And guest. (The weapons retreat)

(E and Helen walk into room with a sitting area and a large glass wall, separating them from an area with three white walls.)

E: Come. Sit. Cream and sugar?

Helen: Thanks.

Edna Mode: I started with the baby.

Helen: Started?

Edna Mode: Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof. And machine washable, darling. That’s a new feature.

Helen: What on earth.... do you think the baby will be doing?!

Edna Mode: Well, I’m sure I don’t know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. I didn’t know the baby’s powers, so I covered the basics.

Helen: Jack-Jack doesn’t have any powers.

Edna Mode: No? Well, he’ll look fabulous anyway. Your boy’s suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature. Your daughter’s suit was tricky. But I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does. Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible... yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. Well, darling? What do you think?

Helen: What do I think? Bob is retired! I’m retired! Our family is underground. You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?!

Edna Mode: Well, I assumed you knew, darling. Why would he keep secrets from you?

Helen: He wouldn’t. Didn’t. Doesn’t.

Edna Mode: Men at Robert’s age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.

Helen: What are you saying?

Edna Mode: Do you know where he is?

Helen: Of.... cours-

Edna Mode: Do you KNOW.... where he is?

[At the island, Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics (with Connor who changed into ChamAlien) hide beneath the cliff]

[voices, static on radio]

[electric fizzling]

[grunt]

[voice on radio]

GUARD 1: Hey, hey. We got a man down!

GUARD 2: Come on, let’s go. Are you okay? What happened? [over radio] Break surveillance and engage. Continuing sweep...

Abby: There must be something inside the lava.

Mong: Let’s get going!

ChamAlien: Right.

[Bob and the Omni-Celtics sprints in the closing lava hallway, then jumps as a door closes. A pathway is slowly lightened up, leading up to a keyboard. They slowly walks to it, and presses enter.]

Nathan Evo: This must be the control computer for the island.

Ikki Tenryou: What was the word we saw at the cave again?

Metabee: Kronos.

[Remembering the password from Gazerbeam's gaze before his death at the cave he ended up on, he types it. The Computer is logged in to a menu.]

Mark Surge: We're in.

Natalie Breeze: Now lets see what's Syndrome up to.

[Switch back to Helen and Edna Mode.]

Woman [over phone]: Insuricare.

Helen: Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr. Bob Parr is my husband. I was wondering if you could give me the number of the hotel he’s staying at? The number I have is no good.

Woman: Mr. Parr no longer works at Insuricare.

Helen: What do you mean? He’s on a business trip. A company retreat.

Woman: My records say his employment was terminated almost two months ago.

[Switch back to Bob and the Omni-Celtics. After apparently searching one of the information sectors, he proceeds to go to the Supers sector. He presses return, and it's a slideshow of the superheroes and the older Omnidroids.]

[The sequence is as it follows:]

[Universal Man - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X1]

[Psycwave - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X1]

[Everseer - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X1]

[Macroburst - Terminated the Omnidroid v.X1]

[Macroburst - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X2]

[Phylangue - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X2]

[Blazestone - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X2]

[Switch back to Helen and Edna. Helen's call ends, as she worries for Bob.]

[Switch back again to Bob and the Omni-Celtics in the Computer room. The sequence continues....:]

[Downburst - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X3]

[Hyper Shock - Terminated the Omnidroid v.X3]

[Hyper Shock - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X4]

[Apogee - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X4]

[Unknown Super - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X4]

[Blitzerman - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X4]

[Tradewind - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X4]

[Vectress - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X4]

[Unknown Super - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X4]

[Gazerbeam - Terminated the Omnidroid v.X4]

[Gazerbeam - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X5]

Dondon: This is not good.

Charles Skinner: That’s what happened to Gazerbeam.

[Stormicide - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X5]

[Gamma Jack - Terminated the Omnidroid v.X5]

[Gamma Jack - Terminated by Omnidroid v.X6]

[Unknown Super - Terminated the Omnidroid v.X6]

Sally Bollywood: We better check which Super who Syndrome hasn't targeted yet and who has targeted.

[Bob types "Elastigirl" into the search engine and the screen displays her location as "UNKNOWN". They gives a relieved sigh. He then types Frozone into the search engine and the screen displays his location as KNOWN. Shortly after, he types himself and the Omni-Celtics on the search engine. The screen displays him as TERMINATED by the Omnidroid v.X9.]

Tara Skinner: Syndrome's planning on destroying Bob's city! 

Lola Mbola: We gotta stop that plan from happening.

[Cut Back to Helen. She presses the tracking device and Bob and the Omni-Celtics' suits light blinks. The lights turn on, and turret holes open up as a P.A repeats thrice: Intruder Alert.]

Metabee: They're onto us!

Edward Skinner: Run!

[The Turrets shoot a sticky, expanding and pressure absorbent orbs that hit them. they stops twice because of the orbs hitting him too much. They collapses just as they were at the door.]

Helen: [sobbing] Oh, I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know... ...The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, THE LIES.......!

E: Yes, they attempts to relive the past.

Helen: Now I’m losing them! What’ll I do? What’ll I do?

E: What are you talking about?

Helen: Hmm...............?

E: YOU ARE ELASTIGIRL!! My gosh. (Hitting HELEN with a newspaper) Pull! Yourself! Together! What will you do, Is...is-is this a question?!? You will show him you remember that they are Mr. lncredible and the Omni-Celtics, and you will remind them who you are! Well, you don't know where they are, go, confront the problem! Fight! WIN! And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

(Helen is at the Parr house, talking with Violet while walking down the hallway to her bedroom)

Helen: There’s lots of leftovers that you can reheat. Make sure Dash does his homework. And both of you, get to bed on time. I should be back tonight. Late. You can be in charge that long, can’t you?

Violet: Yeah. But why am I in charge again?

Helen: Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.

Violet: You mean Dad’s in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?

Helen: I mean either he’s in trouble, or he’s going to be.

Dash: Hey! What’s that? Where’d you get that, Mom? You made a cool outfit? Hey, are those for us? We all get cool outfits? Ha-ha!

Helen: Dash! You come back here this moment!

[phone rings]

Helen: Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back. Listen, I know this is short notice, but I was hoping that I could get you to...

Violet: What are these? (Holds up a red costume, similiar to BOB's new super suit)

(Helen takes the suit from Violet)

Dash: (Dressed in one of the suits and looking at himself in the mirror) Look, I’m The Dash! The Dash likes this.

Helen: Just a second. (To Dash) Take that off before somebody sees it.

Violet: But you’re packing one just like it. Are you hiding something?

Helen: Oh, please, honey. I’m on the phone...

Dash: (snags one of the suits) Yikes!

Helen: Dash!

Dash: (Handing a suit to Violet) Yikes! This is yours. It’s specially made.

Violet: What’s going on?

Helen: (Shoving both kids out of the bedroom) You’re not coming! And I’ve gotta pack!!!

Violet: What makes you think it’s special?

Dash: I don’t know. Why’d Mom try to hide it?

(Violet makes her arm vanish. She touches the suit and the suit vanishes. She gasps.)

Helen: Snug, I’m calling in a solid you owe me.

Snug [over phone]: What do you need?

Helen: A jet. What do you got that’s fast?

Snug [over phone]: Let me think...

(Helen is in the pilot seat of an airplane.)

Helen: Island approach. India Golf Niner-Niner checking in. VFR on top. Over.

[radio static]

Helen: Island tower, this is India Golf Niner-Niner requesting vectors to the initial. Over.

[radio static]

Helen: Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl. You’re overreacting. Everything’s fine. They’re just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah.

[She heads to a room to put the suit on.]

(The camera cuts to Mr. Incredible being imprisoned by a suspension system by his limbs. Syndrome walks towards him.)

Syndrome: You, sirs and madams....truly ARE Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics. You know, I was right to idolize you. I... I-I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super??? OH, MAN! I’m still geeking out about it!........[sighs]

Natalie Breez: We nearly had you fooled there.

Syndrome: And then you had to just go and..... ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help? [mocking] "Help me, help me." Lame, lame, lame, lame, LAME!!! ALL RIGHT! WHO DID YOU CONTACT?!?!?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Contact? What are you talking about?

Charles Skinner: What kind of contact?

(He gets them electrocuted.)

Syndrome: I am referring to last night at 23:07 hours while you were snooping around. You sent out a homing signal.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We didn’t know about the homing device.

(He gets them electrocuted again.)

Syndrome: And now a government plane is requesting permission to land here! WHO DID YOU CONTACT?!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We didn’t send for a... a plane.

Syndrome: Play the transmission!

Helen: ...India golf Niner-Niner checking in. VFR on top. Over.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Helen...

Brass: She must've found out the truth.

Syndrome: So you do know these people. Well, then, I’ll send them a little greeting.

Kari: [pitch black] Wow, it’s dark in here.

[Dicker turns the light on]

Kari: Wow and now it’s too bright.

Dicker: File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please.

Kari: Kari. Kari McKeen. It’s like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an "a", and only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.

Dicker: Tell me about the incident.

Kari: Wow, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all.

(Helen throws her bag on one of the seats.)

Violet: Ow!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Violet?!

Violet: It’s not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I’d get blamed for it--

Dash: That’s not true!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Dash!

Violet/Dash: [Violet]...and I thought he’d try to sneak on the plane so I came here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and [to Dash] it’s not my fault! [Dash] You said, "Something’s up with Mom. We have to find out what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours, all-the-time idea!"

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left JACK-JACK alone?!?!

Violet/Dash: [Violet] Yes, mom, I’m completely stupid... Of course we got a sitter! Do you think I’m totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot! [Dash] No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn’t do that.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): All right! Well, who’d you get?

Kari: You don’t have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. I’ve got this baby-sitting thing wired. I’ve taken courses and learned CPR and I got excellent marks and certificates...

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Kari...

Kari: I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Kari...

Kari: And the beauty part is that the babies don’t even have to listen ‘cause they’re asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don’t even know what the heck anyone’s talking about.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Kari, I really don’t feel comfortable with this. I’ll pay you for your trouble, but I’d really rather call a service.

Kari: Oh, there’s really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. [cooing] Can’t I, little baby? I can handle it. Who can handle it?

(Helen looks on the plane radar and sees several missiles headed towards the plane just as Kari hears the airplane’s alarm is heard on the other end of the line, and the call disconnects]

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): India Golf Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard. Disengage! Repeat, disengage!

Kari: Mrs. Parr? Mrs. Parr? Oh, well, she knows you’re in good hands. [hangs up] Now, who’s ready for some neurological stimulation?

[...]

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Disengage! Repeat, disengage! Friendlies...

Bob (Mr. Incredible) and the Omni-Celtics: [begging Syndrome] NO! CALL OFF THE MISSILES, WE'LL DO ANYTHING!

Syndrome: Too late! (he shrugs) .... Fifteen years too late. (As he walks evilly towards them)

William Furno: What have we done?

Robotboy: Something really bad for his lie to his own wife.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position. Angels 10. Track east. Disengage! [to Violet] Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!

Violet: But you said we weren’t supposed to use our powers!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Listen to what I’m saying NOW! Disengage. Repeat, DIS-EN-GAGE!

[..]

Dash: Mom..?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): VIOLET!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Mayday, mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked! Abort! Abort! There are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard!

Bob (Mr. Incredible) and the Omni-Celtics: NO!!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): [to Violet] PUT A FIELD AROUND US NOW!!!!!!!

Violet: [interrupts] But Mom, I’ve never done one that big before!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): VIOLET, DO IT NOW!!!!!!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Abort, abort, abort!

(Violet attempts to create a force-field but the force-field never gets any larger than the size of her head)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Abort, abort, abort!

(The Plane explodes and Helen wraps around Violet and Dash. The three begin falling towards the ocean.)

[all screaming]

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Brace yourselves!

(Helen blanks out for a moment and notices the kids screaming. She emerges to see the two kids treading water.)

Violet/Dash: Mom! Mom!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Everybody calm down. Now, I’ll tell you what we’re not gonna do. We’re not gonna panic, we’re not gonna--LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

(A turbine hits About 10 meters away from where the three are. Helen pushes Dash and Violet underwater. Dash and Violet swim back to the surface and Helen watches the turbine hit the bottom and explode before swimming back up.)

Dash/Violet: [Dash] Oh, my gosh! Who’s idea was this anyway?! [Violet] What-do-we-do-what-do-we-do-what-do-we-do?!

Dash: We’re dead! We’re dead!

Violet: It blew up!

Dash: We survived but we’re dead!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): STOP IT!!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible) We are NOT gonna die! Now BOTH of you will GET A GRIP. Or SO help me I will GROUND you for a month!UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?

(Back to the interrogation room.)

Mirage: We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.

Syndrome: Ah, you’ll get over it... I seem to recall you prefer to.... work..... alone.......? (Syndrome evil laugh as he walks away.)

(Bob and the Omni-Celtics becomes enraged.)

(Mirage gasps, and with quick thinking she pushes Syndrome as Bob suddenly grabs her. Syndrome quickly stands up.)

Bob (Mr. Incredible): RELEASE US. NOW!!!!

The Omni-Celtics: YEAH!

Syndrome: Or what?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We’ll crush her.

Syndrome: Ooh. That sounds a little dark for you. Nah, go ahead.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): (as Mirage gasps and he presses her harder) It’ll be easy...like breaking a toothpick.

Syndrome: (chuckles) Show us.

Von Nebula: Yes, hero. Go ahead. Rip her apart. It'll be the last thing you ever do.

Firelord: Go on. Do it. We're not stopping you. 

(As Syndrome amusedly waits, Bob slowly loses his will. He then sighs and releases Mirage, as she falls to the floor and looks shocked to Syndrome and his partners.)

Syndrome: I knew you couldn’t do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You’re weak!.... (He walks away) ...and I’ve outgrown you.

(As Mirage looks to Bob one more time with a worried expression, she leaves with Syndrome as Bob starts crying, thinking that he lost his family.)

Tara Skinner: There, there, Bob. 

Metabee: May Helen, Dash and Violet be in our hearts forever. 

Cubix: Rest in peace, Parrs. 

Connor Lacey: Yeah. (The Ultimatrix glows full green when it hears the conversation)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Those were short-range missiles. Land-based. That way is our best bet.

Dash: You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): If it means land, yes.

Violet: Do you expect us to swim there?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I expect you....... to trust me.

(Dash is hastily pushing Helen morphed onto a boat, as Violet sits on her. Meanwhile, at the Parr house, Jack Jack looks up from his orange, then putting flashcards, table with circle, triangle, and square, and xylophone, then cooing, then putting the Mozart CD in with Turkish March playing]

Kari: It’s time for cognitive develop... [looks at the toys that Jack-Jack isn’t there, in the kitchen, then running to Jack-Jack]Who’s the goo-goo baby? Where’s the hiding… [grabs a vase]

[Jack-Jack drinks the bottle]

Kari: That was really weird. Wait right here. [he dials the phone, calling] Hello, Mrs. Parr, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack. Can you call me? [yelping, then Jack-Jack plays a bottle on the ceiling] Jack-Jack? Baby? Where are you?

[Jack-Jack opens the top of the battle]

Kari: Where? [the milk splats Kari’s face, screaming] Mrs. Parr, it’s me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening, and you need to tell me what to do, ‘cause I’m… [looking at the broken wood, but Jack-Jack isn’t there]

Kari: How’d you get…? [Jack-Jack falls down, then grabbing Jack-Jack, disappearing with underwear, then running downstairs, then Jack-Jack floats on the wall by disappearing by trying to get him two times, then grabbing by the washing machine door]

(The three make it to shore)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): What a trooper... I’m so proud of you.

Dash: Thanks, mom.

(Cut to the cave)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I think... your father is in trouble.

Violet: If you haven’t noticed, mom, we’re not doing so hot either.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I’m going to look for him. And that means you’re in charge until I get back, Violet.

Dash: What?!

Violet: You heard her.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Put these on. (Hands the two masks) Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.

Violet: But you said never to use...

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I know what I said! [sighs] Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won’t exercise restraint because you’re children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.

Violet: Mom?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Vi, I’m counting on you.

Violet: There’s something I...

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I’m counting on you. Be strong. Dash, if anything goes wrong, I want you to run as fast as you can.

Dash: As fast as I can?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): As fast as you can. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I’ll be back by morning.

[...]

Violet: Mom! Mom, what happened on the plane? I’m sorry. [stammering] I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I’m sorry.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Shh. It isn’t your fault. It wasn’t fair for me to suddenly ask so much of you. But things are different now. And doubt is a luxury we can’t afford anymore, sweetie. You have more power than you realize. Don’t think. And don’t worry. If the time comes, you’ll know what to do. It’s in your blood.

[...]

(Cut to Mirage)

Mirage: He’s not weak, you know.

Syndrome: What?

Witch Doctor: What did you say?

Corroder: Are you seriously doubting Syndrome's words?

Mirage: Valuing life is not weakness.

Syndrome: Oh, hey. Look, look...if you’re talking about what happened in the containment unit, we had everything under control.

Speeda Demon: Yeah. They can't do anything while they're locked up.

Mirage: And disregarding it is not a strength.

Syndrome: I called his bluff, sweetheart, that’s all. I knew he wouldn’t have it in him to actually...

Mirage: Next time you gamble, bet your own life!

Drilldozer: Ooh, those are fighting words.

XPlode: Fine go ahed and leave. We don't need you.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Okay, okay, okay.

[voices on radio]

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): A rocket? [sighs, gasps]

Guard: Hey!

Helen: [struggling]

Dash: Well, not that this isn’t fun, but I’m gonna go look around.

Violet: What do you think is going on here? You think we’re on vacation or something? Mom and Dad’s lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, [whispering] their marriage.

Dash: Their marriage? So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad’s marriage.

Violet: Oh, forget it. You’re so immature.

Dash: Okay, I’m gonna go look around.

Violet: Mom said to stay hidden.

Dash: I’m not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh!

[voices over radio]

Dash [echoing] Cool!! [echoing] COOL!!!!!

[over radio] Roger. We are ready for launch.

Dash [echoing] VI! VI! VI! VI! VI! VI!!

Violet: What did you do!?

[over radio] ETA two-niner. Over. TCI clear. Condition yellow. Status norm.

[over radio] Not responding to IFF. IRCM reads negative.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): [gasps] Bob. The Omni-Celtics.

Guard 1: Huh? What?

Guard 2: Uh, I didn’t say anything.

[Meanwhile, at the Parr house]

Kari: We’re gonna calm things down a bit now, and look at flash cards. Won’t that be fun?

[Kari begins playing tug-o-war with Jack-Jack over a flash card, then Kari wins and holds the card up]

Kari: Triangle.

[Jack-Jack glares at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]

Kari: Good. House.

[Jack-Jack glares at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]

Kari: Good. Campfire.

[Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]

Kari: [screaming, then running on the floor with fire, and to herself] Don’t panic. Baby on fire, baby on fire.

[Jack-Jack continues running on the floor by table with circle, triangle, and square, then running under the table with fire around, then holding Jack-Jack up, and going to the bathroom, by the toilet, then rinsing it off by the tub, hissing]

Kari: Good baby! Nice baby.

[Meanwhile, back at the island]

Robot: Identification, please.

Dash: Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look.

Violet: What?

Dash: It talks!

Violet: What?

Dash: There. That one.

Robot: Voice key incorrect.

Violet: Voice key?

Robot: Voice key incorrect.

Violet: Wait a second...

[alarm sounds]

Dash: What do we do?

Violet: Run!

Dash: Where are we going?

Violet: Away from here!

[PA] Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

[Mirage releases Mr. Incredible and the Omni-Celtics. She slowly walks to them.]

Edward Skinner: Why did you released after what you did to us?

Mirage: There isn’t much time.

[Mr. Incredible suddenly grabs her by her neck.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): No, there isn’t. In fact, there’s no time at all.

Preston Stormer: Yeah! You'd better start talking lady before I freeze you on the spot! 

Mirage: [choking] ..Please.....

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Why are you here. How can you...possibly bring us lower? What more can you take away from us?

Metabee: Give us one good reason why we shouldn't have to crush you and send you to the Underworld?

Mirage: [choking] ...The.... family..... survived... th.... crash..! They’re here......on the island........!

Connor Lacey: Wait! So you're saying...

Bob (Mr. Incredible): They’re alive?

Edward Skinner: I knew they weren't dead! 

Erika: Oh, thank goodness! 

[Mr. Incredible drops her, as she is coughing. He then picks her up, and hugs her, much to the two's comfort.]

Kan-It: Thanks for that information, partner.

[Mirage quielty gasps, as Helen arrived on the scene.]

Tara Skinner: Guys look.

[Mr. Incredible drops Mirage by her feet.]

Mirage: Oh, hello....You must be Mrs. Incre--[She gets knocked out cold before she could finish, much to Mr. Incredible's shock.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): She was helping us to escape!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): No! That’s what I was doing.

[Mr. Incredible grabs her wife's arm.]

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep---!

[They kiss.]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): How could I betray the perfect woman?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Oh, you’re referring to me now?

Edward Skinner: Sure.

Connor Lacey: Because you're still alive.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Where are the kids?

MIRAGE: They might’ve triggered the alert.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): What?!

MIRAGE: Security’s been sent into the jungle. You better get going.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Now our kids are in danger?!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): If you suspected danger, why’d you bring them?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I didn’t bring ‘em, they stowed away. And I don’t think you’re not striking the proper tone here!

Doowee McAdam: He's just happy.

Invisible Network of Kids: Yeah.

[...]

GUARD: Think they’re supers?

VIOLET: Dash, remember what Mom said.

DASH: What?

GUARD 2: Hey! Stop talking!

GUARD 3: Hold it! Freeze!

VIOLET: Dash, run!

DASH: What?

VIOLET: Run!

DASH: Oh yeah! (he runs away)

GUARD: What the--?! They’re supers!

(VIOLET disappears)

GUARD 2: Get the boy! Show yourself!

[spitting]

[Dash screams]

GUARD: Hey!

DASH: Ha, ha!

DASH: I’m alive. Yeah!

[Dash shouting]

DASH: Uh-oh.

[water sloshing]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I should’ve told you I was fired, I admit it. But we didn’t want you to worry.

Connor Lacey: Yeah, he didn't want you to suspect anything. 

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): You didn’t want me to worry? And now we’re running for our lives through some heaven forbid jungle!

Charles Skinner: Totally.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): You keep trying to pick a fight, but we're still just happy you’re alive.

Connor Lacey: Both you with Dash and Violet.

(Cut to GUARD)

GUARD: I know you’re there, Little Miss Disappear.

(The water splashes)

GUARD: You can’t hide from me.

(The guard throws a bit of sand into the water. The sand trails in a certain shape.)

GUARD: (Aiming gun) There you are.

DASH: (Hitting GUARD) Hey!!!

DASH: (Punching GUARD) Don’t touch my sister!!!

(A second GUARD points a gun at DASH. The GUARD fires and VIOLET jumps between them creating a forcefield that encases her and DASH)

Dash: How are you doing that?!

Violet: I don’t know!

Dash: Whatever you do, don’t stop! (he runs, moving the ball.)

(Cut to HELEN and BOB who are run over by the kids)

Violet: Mom! Dad! Connor! Omni-Celtics! Hey!

(The forcefield disappears)

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Kids! You’re all right.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Oh, you’re all right!

Violet: We were so worried about you!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We thought we'd never see you again.

Connor Lacey: Uh-oh! Company! (Activates the Ultimatrix and transforms)

Ditto: Ditto! (Splits into five clones)

Ditto 1: Ready boys?

Ditto Clones: Ready!

Ditto 1: (Transforms)

Four Arms: Four Arms!

Ditto 2: (Transforms)

Goop: Goop!

Ditto 3: (Transforms)

Armadrillo: Armadrillo!

Ditto 4: (Transforms)

XLR8: XLR8!

Ditto 5: (Transforms)

Lodestar: Lodestar!

(The group battles against Syndrome's soldiers continue)

Bob (Mr. Incredible) and Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Aww, I love you.

Dash: Wow.

Violet: Whoa.

(The family and the Irelanders encounters a group of guards. As they strike a fighting pose, they battle them.)

Syndrome: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HEY, TIME OUT!

(Until Syndrome arrives and freezes the entire family and the Omni-Celtics with both of his ZPE gloves.)

Syndrome: What have we here? Matching uniforms?

Black Phantom: Nice. 

Rotor: Who's that?

Syndrome: Oh, no..... Elastigirl!?

(He mockingly laughs)

Voltix: Oh really. 

Syndrome: You married Elastigirl? Whoa.... and got.....busy!!! It’s a whole family of supers! Looks like I’ve hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good!

- [on TV] The ship’s unique design suggests...

- [on TV] There were no fatalities...

(The family and the Omni-Celtics are now put into the suspension system.)

SYNDROME: Huh? Huh!? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool!

XPlode: Not to mention extremely entertaining. 

SYNDROME: Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day! I’ll be a bigger hero than you ever were!

Thunder: In fact, that was part of Project Kronos the whole time.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): You mean, you killed off real heroes so that you could....... PRETEND TO BE ONE?

SYNDROME: Oh, I’m real. Real enough to defeat YOU! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I’ll give them heroics. I’ll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone’s ever seen! And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be a super! And when everyone’s super....no one will be. [evil laughter] [leaves room]

Meltdown: There's nothing you can do. We win. 

[soldiers shouting]

SOLDIER: Fire at will!

(The Omnidroid starts destroying the Military troops with ease.)

- [on TV] It’s completely overwhelming the tanks.

Cubix: What do we do?! 

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I’m sorry. This is my fault. I’ve been a lousy father. Blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.

Dash: Um... Dad?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Shh. Don’t interrupt.

Connor (Cubix: Robots for Everyone): He's just getting really emotional.

(Violet uses her forcefield to nullify the zero point energy's effects and float out of the suspension system. She walks towards the keyboard.)

Bob (Mr. Incredible): So caught up in the past that I....... You are my greatest adventure. And I almost missed it. I swear, I’m gonna get us out of this safely if I..........

Violet: Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today but I think it’s time we wind down now.

(She hits the control panel, releasing the family and the Omni-Celtics)

Connor Lacey: Thanks, Vi.

Violet: You're welcome.

Abby: Let's go! 

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We need to get back to the mainland.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, I think.

Erika: That's perfect!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Where are all the guards?

(The guards are all holed up in an RV, watching the omnidroid reports on TV.)

Mr. Incredible: (He is signalling family and the Omni-Celtics to move inside the RV) Go, go!

GUARD: Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot.

GUARD 2: Yeah, okay.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): This is the right hangar, but I don’t see any jets.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): A jet’s not fast enough.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Then what’s faster than a jet?

Nathan Evo: Maybe a shuttle or maybe something big then a jet or a shuttle.

Dash: Hey, how about a rocket?

Julius Nex: That's perfect, mate.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Great! I can’t fly a rocket.

Violet: You don’t have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.

Jimi Stringer: Good idea.

Bob (Mr. Incredible) Ah, wait. I bet Syndrome’s changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?

Mirage: Say "please".

Sally Bollywood: Mirage!

Preston Stormer: Looks like she's gonna do the next right thing by helping us.

Connor Lacey: Thanks partner!

(The Ultimatrix glows green again. Lucius sees the Omnidroid outside his apartment)

Lucius: Honey??

Honey Best: What??

Lucius: Where’s my supersuit!?

Honey Best: What!?

Lucius: WHERE!.... IS! MY! SUPER! SUIT?!!??

Honey Best: I.. uh..... put it away.

Lucius: Where!?!?

Honey Best: Why do you need to know?!

Lucius: I NEED IT!!!

Honey Best: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no derrin’-do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Lucius: The public is in danger!!

Honey Best: My evening’s in danger!!

Lucius: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN!! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!!

Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!!

(Cuts back to the Omnidroid destroying the city)

Man: RUN!!!

(A woman runs towards a carriage in the path of a piece of building)

Woman: My baby!

(Syndrome holds the tanker in place just above the carriage and woman.)

Man: The supers have returned!

Woman: Is that Fironic?

Man: Fironic?

Woman: No, Fironic has a different outfit!

Syndrome: No, no, I’m a new superhero! I’m SYNDROME! (He flicks away the truck as it explodes. The omnidroid moves towards him.) All right, stand back! (He starts fighting his own Omnidroid) Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal..... a few manners. (He detaches his robot's arm to pretend that he used his fake strength.) Ha, ha!

Von Nebula: I just love it when a plan comes together.

Nitroblast: (noticing the Omnidroid working on it's own) Uh, guys? 

(The Omnidroid scans the place, his detached arm, and aims at Syndrome's wrist, becoming self-aware.)

Black Phantom: What? 

Jetbug: That thing's becoming self-aware!

Core Hunter: Syndrome, look out! 

(It shoots the control glove off, and he starts attacking Syndrome, damaging one of his rocket boots.)

Jawblade: Ooh! That's gotta hurt! 

(Syndrome flies out of control and he crashes onto a building. He lands, tries to get up and falls unconsious soon after.)

Thunder: That wasn't part of the plan.

Von Nebula: Stop that robot at all costs!

Dash: Are we there yet?

Tara Skinner: Yeah, we've been flying for hours.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We get there when we get there.

Edward Skinner: Did anyone tell you not to open the window in midair? 

Bob (Mr. Incredible): HOW YOU DOING, HONEY?!?!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): DO I HAVE TO ANSWER?!?!?!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Guys, strap yourselves down like I told you!

Connor Lacey: Right! But first... (Activates the Ultimatrix and transforms)

Diamondhead: Diamondhead! Or better yet... (changes into his Ultimate, Omni-Enhanced and Omni-Kix modes)

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead: Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Here we go, honey!

Dondon: Let's do this! 

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Ready, Violet? Ready? Now!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): UGGGH!!!!!!!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): This is gonna be rough!

Connor (Cubix: Robots for Everyone): Hold on! 

Bob (Mr. Incredible): The robot’s in the financial district. Which exit do I take?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Traction Avenue.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): That’ll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don’t I?

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): DON’T TAKE SEVENTH!!!!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Great, we missed it!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): That’ll take me downtown!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): He’s coming up! GET IN THE RIGHT LANE!SIGNAL!!!!!!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): NOT TRACTION!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): YOU'RE NOT GONNA MISS IT!!!!!!!!!!

Mong: Turn! Turn! Turn!

[The van flips over and over before coming to a stop in a car park] 

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Is everybody okay back there?

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead: Everyone is a-okay, MI. 

VIOLET: Super-duper, Dad!

Abby: Yep. All good.

DASH: [laughing] Let’s do that again.

Tara Skinner: Or let's not.

[people screaming]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Wait here and stay hidden. I’m going in.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): While what?? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don’t think so.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I’m asking you to wait with the kids.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): And I’m telling you not a chance. You’re my husband. I’m with you for better or worse.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I have to do this alone!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): What is this to you? Playtime?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): No.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): So you can be Mr. Incredible again?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): NO!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Then what? What is it?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I’m not...

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Not what?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I’m not strong enough.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Strong enough. And this will make you stronger?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Yes. NO!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): That’s what this is? Some sort of workout!?

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN!!! (he grabs Helen and shook her, then he stops.) I can't. Not again. I’m not....... strong enough.

(they kiss)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): If we work together, you won’t have to be.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I don’t know what’ll happen.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Hey. We’re superheroes. What can happen?

Violet: (screaming)

[The heroes runs out of the way as the Omnidroid smashes the RV]

Violet: (Screams)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): VI!!!!! DASH!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead glows even more green, just as the Omnidroid is about to crush Dash and Violet, he blasted it with his right arm)

Cubix: Yeah, Diamondhead! 

(Just then, Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead went to awaken mode) 

Violet: Connor?

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (awake mode): Vi, I won’t let that thing crush you and your brother or anyone else. 

Dash: Good then, keep it up! 

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (awake mode): Omni-Celtics, battle stations!

(The Omni-Celtics obey) 

Omni-Celtics: On it! 

(The Omnidroid moved towards the Omni-Celtics when Frozone arrives)

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Frozone! Yeah!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Bob!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Hey!

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (Awoken mode): So you dare challenge me and my friends? Interesting.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): SYNDROME’S REMOTE!

VIOLET: The remote controls the robot!

DASH: Hey, dad! Throw it, throw it!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Go long!

DASH: Got it!

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (Awoken mode): Metabee, you wit the Skinners and Cubix help Dash to get the remote safe. The rest of us will take care of the Omnidroid and find a way to shut that thing down!

Cubix: Right.

Metabee: Let's do this!

Edward Skinner: Come on!

Tara Skinner: Over here, you big ball of junk!

(The fight continues as the Omnidroid fires its gun.)

Mr. Incredible: Bob (Mr. Incredible): Honey, take out its guns!

LUCIUS (FROZONE): Dash! Gotcha!

Metabee: Hang on tight!

Charles Skinner: That's a soft landing from this snow.

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (Awoken mode): Frozone, ice the road.

Frozone: Right.

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (Awoken mode): : Violet, watch out!

Frozone: Violet!

VIOLET: Mom, I’ve got it! I’ve got the remote!

LUCIUS (FROZONE): A remote? A remote that controls what?

Violet: Agh!

Frozone: The robot?!

Marshall: That's right.

DASH: It’s coming back!

Mr. Incredible: (Yelps)

DASH: That wasn’t right.

VIOLET: Give me that!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): We can’t stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate it is.....

Bob (Mr. Incredible): ...itself.

DASH: It’s getting closer!

VIOLET: It doesn’t work!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Kids!

LUCIUS (FROZONE): It’s not doing anything!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Lucius, Everest, try to buy us some time!!!

LUCIUS (FROZONE): Try the one next to it! Come on, ice partner!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Honey!!!

[...]

Bob (Mr. Incredible): ...Wait a minute. PRESS THAT BUTTON AGAIN!!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): NO, THE OTHER ONE! THE.. FIRST ONE!!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): First button!!! Got it!

DASH: It’s getting closer!

LUCIUS (FROZONE): LOOK OUT!

Brass: It's not gonna hold them for long!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Get out of here, kids! Find a safe spot!

VIOLET: We’re not going anywhere!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Not yet!!

LUCIUS (FROZONE): HANG ON!!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!!??

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): A CLOSER TARGET!! YOU GOT ONE SHOT!!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): EVERYBODY DUCK!!!!!!!

Abby: Look!

Doowee McAdam: What's Connor doing?!

Sally Bollywood: He's charging head on at the claw!

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (Awoken mode): Diamondhead, transform! (Transforms into his drill mode and finally used one of the Omnidroid's own claws to pulls out the power supply, thus shutting it down and causing it to explode)

Cubix: Yes!

Metabee: And the big bad robot's down and out!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Hey, Zone.

Ultimate Omni-Enhanced-Kix Diamondhead (Awoken mode): Looks like my work here is done. Until we meet again. (Reverts back to Connor Lacey)

Cerebrix: Connor Lacey? Are you okay?

Connor Lacey: I guess so.

XPlode: Syndrome. You're awake!

SYNDROME: Huh...? No!

Thunder: They ruined your plan!

OLD MAN: Hey, did you see that? Eh? That’s the way to do it. That’s old school.

OLD MAN 2: Yeah. No school like the old school.

LUCIUS (FROZONE): Just like old times.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Just like old times [gives Frozone a heavy pat on the back]

LUCIUS (FROZONE): Oh! Yeah. Hurt then too.

[Meanwhile, cut to the day of the Parr household, by Jack-Jack messed up with chairs, toys, and table, then Kari holds a fire extinguisher, then cooing, then bursting into flame, then using a fire extinguisher to rinse it off, then clapping, then laser at the mirror, by drawing on the ceiling, then cooing, then they hear a doorbell ringing]

Kari: [rushing to the door, exhausted] Yes?

Meltdown: Good morning, ma'am.

Syndrome: Is this the Parr’s residence

Kari: [maniacally] Yes, I’m Kari, the babysitter.

Syndrome: Well, hello, uh, Kari. I’m, uh…

Kari: You’re my replacements. Thank heaven you’ve all came! What does the "S" stand for?

Syndrome: For… sitter. Yeah, sitter. Originally, I was gonna have initials for babysitter, but then I would have been going around wearing a big "BS", and you understand why I couldn’t go with that.

[last lines]

Dicker: [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"] And you believed him?

Kari: The baby was exploding! You ever sit an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?

[he gets up and pulls down an odd contraption]

Kari: What’s that?

Dicker: Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents? [aims the device’s laser at Kari’s forehead]

Kari: Yeah, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don’t you, Mr. Dicker?

Dicker: Sure, kid.

Kari: I just wish I could forget the whole thing.

Dicker: You will, kid. [fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead] You will.

[Kari passes out]

[Meanwhile, to the Incredibles and the Irelanders in a limo]

RICK: We’ve frozen all of Syndrome’s assets. lf he even sneezes, we’ll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The people of this country are indebted to you.

Connor Lacey: That's good.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Does this mean we can come out of hiding?

RICK Let the politicians figure that one out. But I’ve been asked to assure you we’ll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob. You and the Omni-Celtics.

[phone beeps]

[Kari] Hi, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack...

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Come on. We’re in a limo.

Tara Skinner: Yeah, Dash. Cut it out.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Hey, you’re wearing your hair back?

VIOLET: [stammering] Yeah, I just... yeah.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): It looks good.

VIOLET: Thanks, Dad.

DASH: That was so cool when you threw that car!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): Not as cool as you running on water!

DASH: Hey, mom! That was sweet when you snagged that bad guy with your arm and kinda whiplashed him into the other guy. It was so sweet!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Honey, uh, yeah, I’m trying to listen to messages, honey.

[Kari] - Mrs. Parr, it’s me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening. - Jack-Jack’s still fine, but I’m getting really weird-ed out! When are you coming back?

DASH: ...aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.

[Kari] - I’m not fine, Mrs. Parr! Put that down! Stop it! You need to call me. I need help, Mrs. Parr!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Bob, listen to this.

[Kari] - I’m gonna call the police... - Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out, but your baby has special needs.

Bob (Mr. Incredible): "Special needs"?

RICK: Here we are.

[Kari] - Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter.

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Replacement? I didn’t call for a replacement!

Cubix: Oh, no. You don't think...?

Preston Stormer: Come on! 

(The group ran into the house and found Syndrome holding Jack-Jack. Syndrome freezes them) 

SYNDROME: Shhhhh.................................. The baby is sleeping. (he chuckles wickedly) You took away my future. I’m simply returning the favor. Oh, don’t worry, I’ll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything that you weren’t. And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick. Ha ha!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): They're getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have to do something now!

[Jack-Jack cries]

Connor Lacey: Hang in there, Jack-Jack! (Activates the Ultimatrix and transforms into Jetray)

Jetray: Jetray!

(Jetray flies after Syndrome. Just then, Jack-Jack bursts into flames in Syndrome's arms causing him to caught fire on his hands and Jack-Jack turns into metal causing Syndrome to sink like a stone but gets back up) 

Jetray: What the heck?! Jack-Jack has powers?!

(Jack-Jack then starts to shake in Syndrome's arms)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Something’s happening. What’s happening?!

Preston Stormer: I don't know. It's hard tell from where they are.

(Jack-Jack mutates into a tiny red monster and starts mercilessly attacking Syndrome much to Jetray's surprise and Syndrome's horror) 

Jetray: Yeah! Get him, Jack-Jack! Give him what for! 

Hellen (Mrs. Incredible): We have to stop him! Throw something!

Bob (Mr. Incredible): I can’t! I might hit Jack-Jack!

(Jack-Jack pulls some of Syndrome's hair out much to Jetray's excited approval) 

Jetray: (In Surly's voice) Attaboy, Jack-Jack! Show that man who's boss! 

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): [getting an idea] Throw me. 

(Jack-Jack continues to attack Syndrome when he suddenly mutated back to normal and fell)

Jetray: Hang on, Jack-Jack! Old Connor gots ya!

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Bob, throw me!

[Jack-Jack cooing]

SYNDROME: NO!!!

Jetray: YES!!!

[Syndrome flies back to his jet in anger]

Jetray: You've reached the end of the line, Syndrome!

SYNDROME: This isn’t the end of it! I will get your son, eventually. I’ll get your son!

(Bob's supercar is seen flying towards Syndrome's ship)

SYNDROME: Oh, no.

Jetray: Oh, yes! So long, Syndrome! 

(The car explodes, and Syndrome dodges it, but his cape gets caught on his ship's turbine force as it pulls him in)

(As he panics to get out, he struggles harder, but the force gets him as the turbine's blades liquify him. The ship starts to explode)

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Look at Mommy, honey. Don’t look down. Mommy’s got you. Everything is all right.

[...]

Helen (Mrs. Incredible): That’s my girl.

Jetray: That was close. [turns back into Connor]

Connor Lacey: Is everyone alright?

Abby:

DASH: Does this mean we have to move again?

Hela Nemo: I'm afraid so.

RUSTY: Oh, man..... THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!!!!

Mong: You can say that again kid.

(3 MONTHS LATER)

[PA announcements]

Chip: Whoa. Dash's first race. I can't believe it.

VIOLET: Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean, what is that all about?

GIRL: Well, I always thought it was more like a...

TONY: Hey.

VIOLET: Hey.

TONY: You’re, uh, Violet, right?

VIOLET: That’s me.

GIRL: See you, Vi.

TONY: You look different.

VIOLET: I feel different. It's different okay?

TONY: Hey, different is...[clears throat] Different is great. [stammering] Would you wanna...

VIOLET: Yeah?

TONY: Do you think maybe...[stammering]...you and I...you know...

VIOLET: Yeah?

TONY: Do you...

VIOLET: Shh. I like movies. I’ll buy the popcorn. Okay?

TONY [stammering]: A movie. There you go. Yeah...yeah! Wait, wait...so Friday?

VIOLET: Friday.

Connor (Cubix: Robots for Everyone): Hope Dash remembers to slow up like he said. 

[crowd cheering]

BOB/HELEN/The Omni-Celtics: Go, Dash, go! Go, go, go! Run, RUN!!! - Run, Dash! RUN!

BOB: Come on, run! Pick up the pace! Move it, move it! Pace it! Slow down just a little bit! Don’t give up!! Make it close!!!

HELEN: SECOND!!!!

BOB: CLOSE SECOND, CLOSE SECOND. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[...]

BOB: That’s my boy!

[...]

HELEN: Dash, I’m so proud of you.

DASH: I didn’t know what the heck you wanted me to do.

(sudden crashing and screaming as a gigantic mining drill with two blades comes out of the ground)

Underminer: BEHOLD, THE UNDERMINER!!! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! SOON ALL WILL TREMBLE... BEFORE ME!

(The family puts on their masks and Bob reveals his suit, as the end credits play)

(In a post credit we see Azmuth feeling the energy wave from the awoken robot in the Ultimatrix)

Azmuth: I knew this day would come.

(Azmuth teleported himself to Earth and on to the Pride Lands. He met up with King Mufasa and Queen Sarabi and Zazu)

Mufasa: So, are these friends you told us about on their way soon, Azmuth?

Azmuth: Yes. But there's more.

Sarabi: What is that?

Azmuth: Ultimatrus Prime has just been awoken from his slumber.

Mufasa: (Gasps) Is that true?!

Azmuth: Yes.

All: (Gasps and weeps tears of joy)

Sarabi: It's been years since Cybertron has been restored after the war.

Azmuth: Yes. More than four million years.

Mufasa: Then we'd better make sure that his big test is ready for his arrival. Zazu, you know what to do.

Zazu: As you command, your highness. 

(Zazu flies away to do his task to prepare his arrival. Meanwhile, Azmuth wasn't the only one that received the energy wave, at Quintessa, mysterious robots known as the Quintessons sensed it too]

Quintesson 1: Ultimatrus is back online after four million years.

(They double check just to be sure)

Quintesson 2: Yes. But soon his destruction will be at hand. 

Quintesson 3: For our own creation will one day rise again and will bring destruction to the galaxy. 

(They look at the creation of the Quintessons deep inside of a giant robot called Nemesis Anticron)

Quintesson 2: And he will be named... Nemesis Anticron. 

Quintesson 4: Ultimatrus will not know what hit him. 

[The screen fades to black as they laugh evilly] 

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