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Dark Father's Adventures is a hypothetical Pooh's Adventures spin-off series that will supposedly appear on YouTube in year 2025.
Sypnosis[]
The "movies" typically star Dark Father, a pig who dresses up in an outfit similar to Darth Vader's (*or Dark Helmet*), along with his buddies Majin Buu, Doraemon, and Swellmix. They aren't very heroic in terms of their overall moral compasses, typically doing things like eating raw corn on the cob and drinking chocolate milk a ton, but they are shown to work with The 100-Acre Rebel Alliance, especially when it came time to defeat Bowser and his evil friends in Pooh's Adventures of Pooh's Adventures of, who they take the role of being the side characters in.
When it comes to what kind of movies they like to "go to", Dark Father, due to his anti-heroic nature, often chooses to go to often R or NC-17-rated stuff (Because Pooh and his gang don't like that stuff very much). However, these movies are extremely bowdlerized so that all the little kids out there can watch the movies by themselves without any fear of the happy illusion of peace and fun being eradicated, or possibly took out of existence.
Sometimes, the gang will also team up with Terrance & Phillip, Nanna & Lil' Puss-Puss, 1930's Peter Griffin, 10-Ball, and The Viacom V Of Doom. Krylancelo joins later on.
Members Of Dark Father's Adventure Team[]
- Dark Father (Main Leader/Commander)
- Swellmix (Secondary Leader)
- Fat Buu (Tertiary Leader)
- Doraemon (Quaternary Leader)
- Terrance & Phillip (Farters)
- Nanna & Lil' Puss-Puss (Poopers)
- 1930's Peter Griffin (Shed Builder)
- 10-Ball (Confucius)
- The Viacom V Of Doom (Backup Leader)
- Krylancelo (Very Likeable Guy)
- Sockhead (The Dead One)
Chronological List Of Purposed Adventures[]
- Dark Father's Adventures Of ATHF: Colon Movie Film For Theaters: The gang goes to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie to stop the evil Retro The Blobthing.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut: The gang goes to the South Park movie to stop M.A.C. from falsely accusing Terrance & Phillip of illegally exporting grape juice and farting too much.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Titanic: The gang saves everybody from Titanic, which is piloted by the evil Bowser, who gets temporarily arrested by Pooh and his buddies.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of The Digimon Incident: The gang learn that Bowser and his fellow villains supposedly killed the parents of Tai Kamiya. They then send out Jiminy Cricket to get buff and punish Bowser while he is eating a bean burrito in his jail cell. The plan works, but Bowser then plots to get out his scuba gear and travel to Bikini Bottom. He recruits some other evil bad guys to go with him.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Drawn Together: The Movie: The Movie!: The gang save the Drawn Together gang from their show being cancelled. Wooldoor Sockbat then gifts them all with rubber chickens and big pickled cucumbers, which Doraemon takes a special interest to because he likes eating pickles.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Deadpool & Wolverine: The gang go and help Deadpool get rid of the evil Wolverine.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Pooh's Adventures Of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: The gang helps The 100-Acre Wood Rebel Alliance get rid of Bowser, Scar, Eggman, and Dedede from stealing Neptune's Crown with Dennis and Dennis The Menace.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Go!Animate The Movie: The gang goes and saves the world from the evil PC Guy, who owns a lot of computers that contain tons of viruses.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Dragon Ball Z: Dark Father sends out his "Leaders" to go and kill Goku and his friends because they have been possessed by Hades. They end up not dying and thank Dark Father for his good work.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Dark Father's Adventures Of ATHF: Colon Movie Film For Theaters: The gang helps Breon get rid of Retro one more time.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Stand By Me Doraemon: Doraemon shows off his collection of pickled cucumbers to the world. Everybody then gets free pickles and free pickle sandwiches, complete with free pickle milkshakes and free pickle pickles.
- Dark Father & Friends Go On The Road: The gang goes on the road.
- Dark Father's Extremely Dark Movie: Dark Father colors the screen black. This lasts for 2 hours and 33 minutes.
- Dark Father & Friends Go Fishing: The gang takes a break from their usual adventures and go fishing. Big The Cat joins in and teaches them how to properly put the fish in buckets.
- Dark Father Goes To DragonTales: Dark Father visits DragonLand.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Generic Canadian Cartoons: Terrance and Phillip show the gang their friends from Canada, which includes Corey Riffin and Zeke Palmer, who are very good buddies.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Pool Ball Adventures: The gang meet themselves. Terrance and Nanna go on a date and get cool sneakers for Thanksmasween.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of The LEGO Movie: Majin Buu is playing with his LEGOs while sitting on the toilet. Meanwhile, Terrance got fat because Nanna cooked and fed him too much Kraft Dinner, leading him to become extremely gassy. Dark Father then calls a "fat removal specialist" named Krylancelo to help him exercise. The plan backfires, however, as all of the gang are now fat. Krylancelo then helps them get rid of the fat by absorbing it, becoming extremely fat. Majin Buu then takes a break from his LEGO-playin' action to fight Krylancelo and steal his accumulated fat, which works in the end. Pooh and his friends then help Emmet take down Bowser again, who is now plotting to kill Roger Rabbit.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Dark Father and all of his friends go and meet Roger Rabbit, who has recently got out of military service. However, the evil Bowser is back at it again with another devious plan.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Dark Father's Adventures Of: A behind-the-scenes look at the making of the "movies", with Breon and Krylancelo helping out to explain how they were able to appear in the films.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Dark Father goes by himself to stop the evil George Lucas and his evil Georgetroopers from helping Darth Sidious. He then defeats Darth Sidious and becomes Darth Vader's teacher.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of The Pingu Randy Newman Jr. Adventure Team Movie: The gang help Pingu and his buddies take care of business with Randy Newman Jr., who is working on a new Star Wars movie with George Lucas, now reformed from his previous experiences.
- Dark Father VS. The World: Fed up with being a "hero", Dark Father and his gang go to sabotage Bowser and his minions again, because they deem Bowser as not being evil enough. The plan fails as the plot practically mandates that all protagonists have to be 100% heroic, as mandated by Jiminy Cricket.
- Dark Father Cannot Take It Anymore: He just can't.
- Dark Father Sings Rock-A-Doodle: Dark Father goes to Rock-A-Doodle and eats Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story: The Viacom V Of Doom helps Stewie reveal himself as being "a truly good guy".
- Peter Griffin Builds Thomas & Twilight Sparkle A Shed
- Dark Father Meets The Shawshank Redemption: He redeems Shawshank.
- Winnie The Pooh Meets Dark Father
- George Lucas Makes A Sandwich
- Dark Father's Adventures Of Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie: Majin Buu replaces Captain Underpants while having to avoid the nefarious evil Professor Bowser Poopypants.
- Swellmix's Big Fun Party: Swellmix throws a wonderful party at his house, celebrating Buu's victory over Bowser. Bowser, however, is not pleased, and sends out Tweek Tweak to crash the party. The plan backfires, though, as Abboud The Spider comes in to defeat him and save the day of all evl.
- The V Of Doom Makes Pancakes: The V Of Doom cooks pancakes and eats them. This makes their mama really angry.
- Pooh's Adventures Of Pooh's Adventures Of: A sequel to "Winnie The Pooh Meets The Toxic Avenger". Toxie requests more pancakes to be cooked by the V Of Doom, who then lashes out and cooks poopcakes instead of pancakes. King Mickey Mouse then steps in to avoid the conflicts, recruiting Pooh and all of his friends to go and defeat Bowser and all of his friends; one last time.
- Tigger Wakes Up: Tigger wakes up and realizes this was all a bad dream. Pooh then steps in to help comfort him, telling him that none of the series (*nor any of the actual wiki series*) has ever actually happened. Tigger is relieved, and they all go out to hang out with Christopher Robin.
Trivia[]
- The Doctor (Dr. Eggman)'s mustache is 100% fake.
- Krylancelo is a very big and handsome guy.
- This explains why he is well-loved in subsequent Princess Yuna movies.
- Oatmeal is delicious and is a good source of fiber, vitamins, calcium, protein, and a heavy amount of sodium.
- It is estimated that oatmeal is more popular than John Lennon's entire career at this point.
- This was confirmed in MAD Magazine #551.
- It is estimated that oatmeal is more popular than John Lennon's entire career at this point.
- Winnie The Pooh appears in this series, sometimes giving helpful hints to our heroic friends.
- Jiminy Cricket and Mickey Mouse are also good buddies with Dark Father.
- Breon and Krylancelo are good friends, and met with Corey Riffin and Zeke Palmer in Pooh's Adventures of The Great Gatsby.
- George Lucas is estimated to be even more evil than Bowser himself.
- This explains why he has a pet duck named "Howard", who is known to sometimes be good and heroic... until he sees his owner.
- This also explains why he had a whole fleet of Georgetroopers.
- Chocolate milk is Pablo's favorite drink.
- A good way to tell if a credit card is fake is if you shine it under a flashlight.
- If there is not a genuine barcode, it is fake.
- Jiminy Cricket once tried this out in "Dark Father's Adventures Of The Digimon Incident", revealing Bowser's credit card to be fake and illegitimate. This explains why Bowser wanted to take over the multiverse: To reduce government spending by having him spend more money than them.
- Mickey once thought that was a good idea, but he failed to recognize the immorality of it. He later apologized to Pooh, and Pooh forgave him because it is the right thing to do.
- Jiminy Cricket once tried this out in "Dark Father's Adventures Of The Digimon Incident", revealing Bowser's credit card to be fake and illegitimate. This explains why Bowser wanted to take over the multiverse: To reduce government spending by having him spend more money than them.
- If there is not a genuine barcode, it is fake.
- This series marks 10-Ball's debut in the overarching series.
- The chickens from "Rock-A-Doodle" were not killed; only hurt. These "movies" are G-rated, after all.
- This is the first time Doraemon meets Dennis The Menace, and this will continue in "Pooh's Adventures Of The Godfather", coming soon in 2026.
- Alfred E. Neuman makes a cameo at the end of "Pooh's Adventures Of Pooh's Adventures Of", revealing himself to have made up the entire series and wiki just to confuse people who stumbled across it.
- He also made up other internet crossover works as well, even passionately-made ones.
- Dark Father is Piglet's distant cousin from Uranus.
- That way, it all makes sense.
- Abboud would later return in "Block 13: The Beanpole Of Poland", where he teams up with 10-Ball's gang and the residents of Toontown, New Jersey to stop Master Bugle and Dark Father's Adventure Team (*minus 10-Ball*) from taking over the world.
- He also later shows up in "Pooh's Adventures Of Dragon Ball Super: Broly".