Here is the transcript for Divine Failure.
(The episode begins inside The Prosecutor's universe, where she, Dorado, and Valvajin are seated on the defense side of the courtroom. Some human bones are scattered around their feet. The Prosecutor kicks away the skull with a massive hole in it.)
- The Prosecutor: Oh, goodness! Look at the mess Tabmajin made of my humble little courtroom! I'm sorry for the mess, boys. I haven't had enough time to clean up!
- Valvajin: I think it looks good. Gives some chaos and life to this place!
- The Prosecutor: Of course, you would think that! (teleports on his shoulders) You like everything I do, Val~
- Dorado: What are you looking for?
- The Prosecutor: Don't tell me you've already forgotten! You told me that my beautiful crown was left in my universe! Although, you did tell me that Tabmajin had it... That's quite a bit of contradictory information, Dorado!
- Dorado: (Picks up the crown) You mean this piece of junk?
- Valvajin: Did you just call the source of her power a piece of junk?!
- Dorado: Yes. This is useless!
(The Prosecutor takes the crown from Dorado and puts it on.)
- The Prosecutor: You can't exactly call an item that has a generator in it useless, silly!
- Dorado: It’s useless to me.
- The Prosecutor: To each their own, I suppose! (changing subject) You know, you would think dear old Tabmajin would've ensured I would stay dead! They opened the door for me to come back as strong as ever! Is that not hilarious to you?
- Dorado: I have an idea.
- Valvajin: Does it involve killing Tabmajin?
- Dorado: No.
- The Prosecutor: Oh, Val... Not everything involves killing Tabmajin!
- Valvajin: It should be!
- The Prosecutor: That isn't the case, my friend. (to Dorado) Keep going. I want to hear about your newest scheme!
- Dorado: We go to a random world, make them think that Tabmajin is evil, and then watch the chaos unfold!
- The Prosecutor: (giggles) What a wonderful plan! If you don't mind, I have a couple of adjustments to share.
- Dorado: What is it?
- The Prosecutor: We could make ourselves out to be good gods! We will shatter their worldviews but then offer to provide the protection they need! Well... In the meantime. Once the people grow accustomed to their "protectors," we will pull the rug out from under them and do what we do best—spreading chaos and sowing misery!