This is the transcript of Escape from New Yoke.
Before Prism Shatter/Opening[]
Now/Right, Introductions[]
[The caption NOW appears. Sonic is stuck to a wall via Rusty Rose's extended arm. Crosshairs from Rusty Rose's screen lock on to Sonic's head]
Rusty Rose: Terminate.
[She prepares a flying fist and launches it in an attempt to attack Sonic. However, the servos whirs and the fist stalls just as it is about to hit Sonic's head. While Rusty Rose shakes, behind her is Meanie the Doom typing on the keypad. The screen shows Rusty's Rose's status, in which they all turn green]
Computer: Now paired.
[Tails Nine picks up his scanner and configures it. Rebel Rouge comes in and takes out a robot behind him and he aims his scanner. The light on Rusty Rose's eye turns yellow]
Rusty Rose: New admin privileges, colon, backslash, backslash, affirmative, now paired.
[A ringing tone plays on Dr. Don't's gadget as the Chaos Council look at the screen]
Mr. Dr. Eggman: Huh? "Paired"? What does she mean, "paired"?
Sonic: Amy, are you... you?
Tails Nine: No, she's still a Chaos Council tool of destruction. [A battle involving Rebel Rouge is going on behind him] Lucky for you, I'm and this robot in control of her now.
Pooh: Uh... Thank you, Nine.
Tails Nine: You're welcome. Attack!
[Rusty Rose drops Sonic - causing him to fall - and prepares for combat. A swarm of Eggforcers stream in past the door. She double-arms one robot, somersaults and lands a handstand in between the rest of them. She then stretches her legs out wide and twirls them around like a propeller, knocking out the other robots]
Dr. Done-It: (clutches his fists in annoyance) What in the name of omelets have they done with Doom and Rusty?! To the security room!
[The rest of the Council race towards the security room along with some Eggforcers, while Dr. Done-It slowly walks and mumbles alone with his walking stick towards the security room. Rusty Rose pushes down a rising platform full of Eggforcers, landing with a crash. Meanwhile the Council make a right turn and enter the room. Mr. Dr. Eggman moves Babble out of the way and uploads the footage on the screen. They see a platform burst into flames, the same one from which they deployed their Eggforcers and a rising Rusty Rose, showing an intimidating look with extended legs. The camera pans to Sonic - holding his breath - with a laser cutting towards him]
Sonic: Whoa!
[He sees it and ducks in the nick of time. Meanwhile, Dr. Done-It makes it to the entrance of the security room]
Dr. Done-It: Tell ya what, if I had my...
[The laser - now from a virtual view - cuts everything as it travels around in a circle, including another swarm of Eggforcers just as they walk past the door]
Tails Nine: Rusty Rose, close that door.
[She clangs another group of Eggforcers and somersaults her way to the door. With all her might, she closes the large door. Renegade Knucks appears]
Renegade Knucks: Uh... she's with us now?
Tails Nine: Duh!
[The Council screams. Rusty Rose punches and breaks a code system by the side of the door]
Rabbit: Oh, that was a close one.
Sonic: We did it! Bring it in, fam!
[Sonic appears, grabbing Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Meanie the Doom, Rival, Bishop of Bounce, Boomor, Dr. Explosion, Renegade Knucks, Rebel Rouge, Rusty Rose and Tails Nine together in a group hug. Nine, Knucks, Rusty and Rebel complain and break free]
Renegade Knucks: Hey, hey, hey, hey, get off!
[Sonic's smile disappears]
Pooh: Right, the whole not knowing each other thing.
Sonic: Oh, yeah, the whole "Eggman messed up the universe thing." Okay. [The laser comes towards him and the rest of the team; They duck to dodge it] Fine. Introductions. (Raps) Hello, I'm Sonic, the high-speed hedgehog hero who's always saving the day. And this wily little fox is the crusty but benign Tails...
Tails Nine: Nine! It's Nine. The emphasis is on the Nine.
Sonic: And these two slightly thuggish party crashers consist of the alluring and kick-butt international bat of mystery, Rouge...
[The laser comes towards him along with Rebel Rouge and Renegade Knucks; They dodged it]
Rebel Rouge: It's Rebel.
Sonic: And Knuckles.
Renegade Knucks: It's Knucks. And will someone please stop this laser?
Sonic: And Amy is...
Rusty Rose: I am a killing machine created by the Chaos Council to enforce their autocratic rule.
Sonic: Well, Amy's the sweetest friend you could ever ask for. [The laser comes towards him along with Rebel Rouge, Renegade Knucks and Rusty Rose; They dodge it, including Sonic, who shows an annoyed look beforehand] But... no one remembers any of that. Anyways, I already know these guys: Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore.
Meanie the Doom: Negative. I am Meanie the Doom.
Pooh: (to Doom) Umm. So, nice to meet you.
Rival Piglet: Rival.
Piglet: "Rival"?
Boomor Rabbit: Boomor. You know, how a bomb makes a booming sound?
Rabbit: Oh yes. I- I see what you mean. Mm-hm.
Bishop Tigger: The Bishop of Bounce.
Tigger: (laughs) I love this guy.
Dr. Eeyore Explosion: Dr. Explosion. If anyone cares, which I doubt.
Eeyore: Easy for you to say.
Sonic: As I was saying, we're going to fix it, because we got the whole band back together.
[They are startled by a heavy pounding in the distance. They look to where the pounding's coming from, except for Tails Nine, who runs towards the door in the opposite direction]
Tails Nine: This way or you're finished!
Piglet: No need to tell me twice.
Pooh: You said it.
[Tails Nine types in the security code for that door. The pounding door opens, revealing another swarm of Eggforcers, but at the same time, the laser cuts across and defeats all of them, to the council's dismay. A sprite of a laughing Tails Nine appears on the security room's main screen]
Tails Nine: You've been hacked by Nine.
Chaos Council: (gasps)
Mr. Dr. Eggman: Gah! Patch us into all the Badniks for visuals. FIND THEM! Dr. Deep, we can't let them escape!
Dr. Deep: Totes. So gonna destroy!
[He laughs and leaves the security room. The screen fades to black. Deep prepares his samurai-style mech-suit and shows off his dance-moves, along with two look-a-like Eggforcers either side copying his motions, which is also being viewed by the Council]
Mr. Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] Deep, grow up! And your dance moves stink. [Slams his fist on the desk] Find them!
In Case of Emergency, Always Use the Stairs/Our Heroes vs. Dr. Deep[]
[Fanfare music plays. In slow motion, Sonic, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore and their newly formed team walk in. A triple-screen with Eggforcers approaching from both sides appear. Sonic runs to the right...]
Sonic: Baddies this way! [and then to the left] Baddies that way too!
Pooh: They're coming from both sides.
[The door opens ahead of them and Sonic's team run past it. Two of the Eggforcers collide with one another as they approach each other. Renegade Knucks notices shooting coming from behind. He turns and approaches a wall of downed Eggforcers, pulling off one's parts, before dropping it and running with the crew]
Renegade Knucks: Come on, gotta get out of here.
[He continues running, past Tails Nine]
Tails Nine: Wait, stop. We shouldn't be trying to escape.
Tigger and Bishop Tigger: (stammers) What?!
Piglet and Rival Piglet: What?!
Pooh and Meanie the Doom: What?
Rabbit and Boomor Rabbit: What?!
Eeyore and Dr. Eeyore Explosion: Huh?!
Renegade Knucks: What are you talking about? There's robots after us.
[He stops as Tails Nine jumps in-front of him]
Tails Nine: We get our hands on their energy crystal, we shut down their entire operation...
Rebel Rouge: ...And take back our world!
Sonic: [Stopping] "Crystal"? "Energy crystal"? [Runs to cut the argument between Tails Nine and Renegade Knucks] Hold-a-wait-a-what-a-sec. Did you say crystal? Is it a big crystal thingy? Shiny, reflect-y, prism-y?
Tails Nine: Sure.
Pooh: (gasps) The Paradox Prism!
Sonic: Of course! [They see blasters firing through the gap in the door] That's how Eggman did all this. The changed city, the messed-up you guys.
Rabbit: Maybe if we can get it, maybe we can change it all back. Rusty Rose, where's the prism?
Rusty Rose: Do not have clearance to the subsectors of the core.
Tigger: The core?
Sonic: [Laughs] Subsectors? I can make my own clearance. [Blasters fire at them, causing both him and Tails Nine to duck and brace themselves. They look back to see another two swarms of Eggforcers approach them, the latter breaking another door open in the process. Sonic and the team lean onto the wall for cover] In case of emergency, always use the stairs. [Tails Nine, Meanie the Doom, Rival Piglet, Bishop Tigger, Boomor Rabbit, Dr. Eeyore Explosion, Rebel Rouge and Renegade Knucks, dodging weapon-fire, come with Sonic, Pooh and his friends and escape to the top of the stairway, with the former continuing to shoot away] Come on, team. Together, we're gonna fix the world.
[He jumps into a star-pose and falls down the middle of the long staircase, followed by a dive, with the rest of the team following him. Eggforcers emerge from one of the doors and see Sonic falling down. The falling members appear on the Council's monitor]
Mr. Dr. Eggman: Aha!
[Sonic spins in mid-air and waits in boredom, until he is grabbed in the body by a hand, level with where the Eggforcers are marching down the staircase. Sonic is then slammed into the wall and falls to the floor]
Sonic: (groans) Ow!
Dr. Deep: Prepare to be amazed then deceased by the one and only Dr. Deep.
[Look-a-like Eggforcers drop in beside him ready for combat]
Sonic: Uh--huh! [He ducks and braces himself from a laser attack] Okay, actually cool.
Tigger: You know, believe it or not. He's starting to become my favorite villain.
Rabbit: Oh, good grief.