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Fumblebums
Season 2, Episode 7a
Written by	LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by	LegoKyle14
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Here's 12th episode from Season 2 of Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard.

Script

The Beginning

(The scene opens up, the Cows scoring another touchdown)

• Visitor Quarterback:: ! ! Eleventy leven! Hut!
• Mickey Mouse: This is a awesome game you brought us too, Lynn.
• Lynn: I still can't believe I won those tickets.
• Human Rainbow Dash: And it looks, Otis is really enjoying the game.
• Otis: That's my Cows! Taste the milk! MOOO!!!
• Abby: Otis, you were right. These masks make really great disguises.
• Otis: They sure do. But do you know what makes a disguise really work? Is not announcing your wearing one.
• Abby: Gotcha.
• Visitor Quarterback: Kidney stone, earwax, hairy warts, hike! (about to throw but tackles by on of the cows)
• Otis: Cows rule! MOOOO!!!
• Pig: Otis sure loves his cows doesn't he?
• Peck: Yeah, he the original superfan.
• Winnie the Pooh: Hey, I'm hungry.
• Donald Duck: Yeah me too.
• Pickle Guy: Pickles! Who wants pickles?
• Otis: Yo, pickle guy, right here! I'm burning in. (The pickle guy throws one and Otis jumps for it in slow motion. He also hit a woman with nachoes and a guy with a sandwich and pickle hit him in the face, knocking him in the face and falls down the stairs into the field)

(The crowd gasps)

• Otis: It's all right. I'm all good. Just a little bruising. No big--(see he has no disguise) Oh.
• Pip: Oh no, Otis has been outed.
• Eeyore: What do we do?
• Freddy: Quick, execute Operation: Don't Know Otis.

(Pip, Abby, Pig, Freddy and Peck just say "We don't know Otis")

• Hilly Burford: Hilly Burford here, Channel 8 News. You're a talking cow.
• Otis: No I'm not. (mutters) Ahhh, who am I kidding? Might as well admit it. I'm a talking---
• Hilly Burford: So how long have you been the Cow's new mascot?
• Otis: Mascot. Mascot! Yes. I'm one of those mascot guys. Watch me mascot. Gooooo Cows! (does a flips, and the crowd likes him and gets an idea) Alight, people, Give me a C!
• Crowd: C!
• Otis: Give me an O!
• Crowd: O!
• Otis: Now throw stuff on the field to distract to trip the opposing team.

(The crowd throws stuff on the field and Cows player makes a touchdown)

• Hilly Burford: Cows win. That new mascot just turn this game around.
• Otis: We got udders! Yes we do! We got udders! How'd bout you!
• Crowd: We got udders! Yes we do! We got udders! Moo Moo Moo!
• Abby: Otis, that was amazing!
• Spike the dog: The crowd loves you.
• Pip: Yeah, now let's get out of here!
• Otis: That is a good idea.

(They started to run until Otis was stopped by the Cows' coach)

• Coach: Hold it right there!
• Otis: I AM A HUMAN MAN!
• Coachman: And I'm Coach Coachman, coach of the Tri-county Cows. My mom wants you to be the Cows new mascot.
• Otis: Your mom?
• Coachman: Yah. She owns the team. She said I'm a big boy.

(Quiet moment)

• Otis: (to audience) That was weird.
• Coachman: (phone rings) Oh, that's her. (answers) What? Yah, I just ask him. He didn't answer yet. So what do you say, you wanna be the mascot?
• Otis: Sure!
• Coachman: Oh playing hardball? How bout I throw in season tickets for your buddies?
• Otis: I already said yes.
• Coachman: Aww, dude you killing me here. Alright, I'll double your salary and throw in Sunday dinner with me and my mommy.
• Otis: Let me speak to her. Hi coach's mommy? I'LL DO IT!!!

The Middle

(Back at the barnyard)

• Otis: Pompoms?
• Pip: Check.
• Otis: Rainbow wig?
• Pip: Check.
• Otis: Chanty dance book of chanty chants?
• Pip: Check.
• Otis: Bucket of rotten broccoli to throw at opposing team's fans?
• Pip: Check.
• Otis: We're good.
• Abby: Otis, we come to talk you out of this dangerous scheme.
• Lincoln: Yeah, you almost got exposed.
• Rabbit: You got lucky.
• Timmy Turner: Maybe you should a quit while your ahead.
• Otis: That's weird cause I was gonna talk you into my dangerous scheme by becoming the barnyard spirit squad.
• Lynn: Alright, I love some Football. I'm in!
• Otis: Thanks, Lynn. Anybody else?

(Everyone was not convinced)

• Lynn: Come guys, we get to be a cheerleading squad.
• Human Rarity: And I got the perfect outfits for it.
• Donald Duck: Still not convinced.
• Human Applejack: Yeah. What's in it for us?
• Otis: Come on guys. Football is the heart of America. The blood of Europe, and the backbone of the Equator. This is our chance to make history. Now's whose with me?

(Everyone stood quiet)

• Human Applejack: Again, what's in it for us?
• Otis: Mascots eat for free.

(Everyone cheered and Said "Go Cows!!")

• VO: It's time for the pigskin farm classic: Cows vs Spider Monkeys!!
• Hilly Burford: Welcome, everybody, to Cows football. We're just five seconds into the first quarter, and these wacky new mascots already have the crowd going.
• Cheer Squad: TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT! Who's the team that can lactate? Yay, cows!

(Otis sprayed milk on the field and the Cows makes a score. Later, Otis stuffs Freddy into a cannon)

• Tigger: A one, a two, a FIRE!!! (shoots him into the football range making the Cows score again)
• Hilly Burford: Wow, the old firing-the-ferret-from-a-cannon play. These guys take mascoting to the next level.
• Narrator: 2 hours of exciting football later...
• Hilly Burford: The Cows are down by two with ten seconds left to play. They got to win this game to stay alive.
• Winnie the Pooh: We can't make a touchdown with just 10 seconds.
• Lisa: I did the math and it's impossible.
• Pip: Oh, well. looks like we're licked.
• Otis: Cows are never licked. Pig, secret whispery plan. (whispering)
• Spidermonkey Quarterback: All right, we got them on the ropes. Let's do this thing!
• Hilly Burford: Yowza. Folks, I've just received word that pop star Jessica Allspice is stepping onto the field.
• Spider Monkey Quarterback: 27, 33, 45, Hut!
• Pig: (as Jessica) Hello, boys.

(The Spider Monkeys started to puke and the Cows make a touchdown winning the game)

• Goofy: We won!
• Tigger: We showed those monkeys a thing or three.
• Otis: Yes, Cows win! We are going to the championships.
• -We're invincible!
• -Yeah, at this rate nothing can stop us now!
• ???: That's what you think!
• -Who said that?
• ???: I did! (reveals himself)
• All: Pete!!!
• -Who's that?
• -That's Peg-leg Pete! He's one of our worst enemies.
• -Is he that bad?
• Goofy: He sure is. Pete's been causin' trouble for ages.
• -What in the world are you doing here?
• Pete: Why, I just want to congratulate your team for making this far and can't to play you this weekend.
• -Wait, you're the Mud Puppies coach?!?!
• Pete: And head quarterback! See you at the championship. (leaves)
• -Uh, Otis, maybe we should postpone the championship.
• Otis: Postpone? No way! We didn't come all this way to be ridicule by some hairy pirate! We are going to show them who's boss and we are gonna win!

(At the Championships game)

• Coach: Well, guys, this is it, the big championship game. (cell phone rings) Yeah what is it, Ma? But you said I could give the big pep talk. But it's my job. Oh, all right. My mommy wants to give you a message of hope and inspiration.

(Elsewhere the other are trying to do a hexagon pyramid)

• Timmy: Ow my back.
• Sunset Shimmer: Whose foot in my eye?
• Sci-Twi: Otis, are you sure we should this pyramid this way?
• Otis: Twilight, if we can pull off the animal hexagon, we'll be mascot legends. You okay down there, Peck?
• Peck: Yeah, I think so, Otis-- as long as no one adds any extra weight.
• Pickle Guy: Pickles here. get your pickles.
• Otis: Ooh, I'll take a bunch. (catches one in his mouth and Peck started to lose balance)
• All: WHOA!
• Tigger: Look out!

(The heroes lands on the whole team and break their bones)

• All: Otis!
• Winnie the Pooh: We just crushed the whole football team!
• Wanda: And we're gonna lose the game!
• Pip: Coach's mama's not going to like this.
• Pig: And we'll lose our lucrative sports endorsements.
• Human Fluttershy: We have a sport endorsement?
• Cosmo: Uh duh, me and Pig did it yesterday.

(Commercial Break)

• Pig: Hello, I'm Pig, co-mascot of the Tri-County Cows. And when I'm out there cheering on the field, I need to stay dry. That's why I use new Snout Body Spray with powerful odor-eating enzymes. (sprayed some in Cosmo's eyes)
• Cosmo: Body spray burns my eyes! (runs into stuff and get electrocuted)
• Lincoln: Hey Pig. Help me get my arms unstuck.
• Lana: You're gonna feel some slight discomfort and...

(Lincoln screams)

• Pig: The body spray can't be that bad. (sprayed some in his eyes) Ow, my eyes! Oh, I can't see! Someone, help me! And now try new lady snout spray: Same great formula, much higher price. (back at the game) Oh, wait, I lost that contract.

(The crowd started to get angry as the hospital takes the team away)

• Otis: What have I done? A mascot is supposed to make the crowd happy, but I've made them the opposite of that.
• Human Pinkie Pie: Is it angry?
• Otis: Exactly.
• Abby: Otis, that crowd sounds angry. Maybe we should leave.
• Otis: You're right. Let's leave before they-- (Hears crying) You guys hear that? It's like a sad, pathetic kind of a--
• Human Rarity: It's the coach. He's crying.
• Coach: (cell phone rings) Hello? Yeah, I know, mom. I messed up. I know you thought I was a big boy. It's true; I never do anything right. You still love me, though, don't you? Hello? Hello?
• Peck: Oh, that is so sad.
• Rabbit: Oh dear, mercy me.
• Piglet: Oh dear, mercy me too.
• Pip: Yeah. well, let's go.
• Otis: Guys, no. we have to do something.
• Lucy: Like what, play the game for them?
• Sunset Shimmer: Lucy, that's it. We'll play the game for them.
• Eeyore: But only we know how to play football is Lynn and Lincoln.
• Sunset Shimmer: We got no other option.
• Otis: She's right. We have to do it. Coach, dry those puffy little eyes. We're going to win this thing and make your mommy love you again.
• Coach: Really? Will I be a big boy?
• Otis: You'll be the biggest boy ever.
• Tigger: Let's do this.

(Everyone gets suited up for the game)

The Ending

• Hilly Burford: Folks, this is extraordinary. It appears that the little mascot people are filling in for the injured cow players. Hey, now, that's what I call a flippety-flippety-mackadoo- flippety-wacow.
• Otis: Salami! Pastrami! Pepperoncini! Hike! (Two Mud Puppies are coming at him until he licks the ball) Abby! (tosses her the ball and makes a score for a photo finish)
• Abby: Yes! In your face, mud puppies!
• Hilly Burford: Cows score. Those little mascot people just took themselves a trolley ride to touchdown town.
• Otis: Nice work, guys. Maybe we'll pull this off after all.
• -Yellow, Green, Red, Purple, hike! (snaps the ball to Ronny and make a score)
• -Nice work! Keep it up!
• -North, South, East, West, hike! (snaps the ball to Stephanie and make a score)
• -Awesome!

(Then it was Halftime)

• -Ok, nice hussle out there.
• -Thanks, ()
• If we keep this up, we'll win the championship for sure.
• -You know it.
• Pete: That's what you think!
• -In your dreams, Pete.
• -We're ahead by 14, there's no way you can catch up now.
• Pete: Perhaps. Which is why I'm calling a few friends of mine. (whistles)

(Suddenly, a police car comes out the state prison and empty out the Beagle Boys)

• -It's the Beagle Boys!
• -Ok, now were in trouble.
• Otis: Relax, guys, so he brought a few criminals out prison. Big deal! It's not gonna bring some giant monster from the depths of the earth.

(Suddenly, a crack from the earth opens up a giant monster)

• -Is that-?!?!
• Mickey Mouse: (stammers) Chernabog?!?!
• All: (gasps)
• Otis: Milk me!
• -Who's that?
• -That's Chernabog! Not only he's a demon from Bald Mountain who tried to capture us before but he is the mountain himself.
• -Ok, NOW were in trouble!
• -What now?
• -We'll just stick to the plays and win this game.
• Otis: Larry, Moe, Curly, Shemp! hike! Freddy, all you! (throws it to him and he catches) Ha ha ha! No, don't throw it back. (hit in the face and the Mud Puppies makes a score)
• Rabbit: Freddy!?!?!

(Next play, Mickey snaps the ball to Donald but it gets stuck in his mouth ()

• Timmy Turner: Nice work, guys.
• Goofy: No problem.
• Human Rainbow Dash: Set Hike! (tosses the ball to Lynn but gets trampled and the Mud Puppies makes a score again)
• Hilly Burford: Wow, that's our snout stick play of the day. Snout Stick: Smell like a winner. Hey, I wonder how this tastes on a frankfurter.

(Pip makes it to the touchdown and does a victory dance)

• M.P. Quarterback: 21, 35, 44! Hut! (throws the ball but it lands in Peck's hands)
• Peck: Wow. I did it. (Gets tackled and Mud Puppies make a score)
• -You ok, Peck?
• Peck: I'm ok.
• -We have to keep on going.
• -One Fish, two fish, red fish, Blue fish, hike! (snaps the ball to Sora and makes a score)
• -You got it!
• Pete: Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Crush em!

(Throughout the games, the Mud Puppies started beating on the heroes and making scores. The score now is Cows: 35 and Mud Puppies: 37 with 10 second left)

• Hilly Burford: The Cows trail behind with 10 seconds to go. Hey, if this game were any more exciting, I'd have to change my pants.
• Coach: Yeah, mom, I know we're losing. Yeah, I know you love sis better. Constant disappointment-- I hear ya.

(The others comes in tired and bruised)

• Tigger: I'm so bushed.
• Human Applejack: I can't go anymore.
• Luna: Me neither.
• Sunset Shimmer: Oh, there's not much time left.
• Human Pinkie Pie: And we're losing. I hate this!
• Goofy: Maybe we oughta throw in the towel? We're getting our keisters handed to us.
• -We can't take any more beatdowns.
• -I'd say we forfeit.
• Mickey: But, guys, this is football. A game played with passion, with spirit, with fun. Football isn't played with your feet.
• -I think mine our broken.
• Mickey: Football is played with your heart. They may be playing dirty but, if we play with heart we can never be defeated!
• Winnie the Pooh: We have to keep going and win this for the coach.
• Otis: They're right. We just need one more touchdown and we win.
• Leni: But how? We've only got ten seconds.
• Olivia: Well, I did the math and I might have an idea.
• -What's the plan?
• Olivia: If we can through their defensive line, one of us can pass it to Goofy so he or Mickey can make it to the end zone
• -But how are we gonna get through all of that?
• Olivia: I haven't fully figure that part out yet.
• Otis: I'm sure you'll think of something. We just need to get our hands on that pigskin.
• Pig: Pigskin? What are you talking about?
• Lisa: They use pigskin to make footballs.
• Pig: What?
• Otis: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, Pig. That ball could be one of your relatives.
• Pig: (in deep voice) I'll handle this. (stood on his own on the field)
• Mud Puppy Quarterback: 44, 27, 36! Hut, hut! (Pig charged through the lineup) No, no! Stay away! (gets tackled)
• Otis: Yes, yes, you got it! Now run!
• Pig: You're safe now, my brother.
• -: He's not going to make it
• -Look, Goofy's open!
• Otis: Abby, kick him to Goofy!
• Abby: Right. (kicks him through Chernabog)

(Pig flew high in the air and the ball lands in Goofy arms but is charged into the Beagle boys and Mickey goes for the goal)

• -It's all you, Mickey!
• -Go for it!

(Mickey keeps running for the goal until he sees Chernabog falling down and is confronted by Pete. Mickey charged straight through him as Pete crashed into the Beagle Boys and is crushed by Chernabog)

• -5 seconds left!
• -Mickey, jump for it!

(Mickey jumps high in the air to make a touchdown)

• Hilly Burford: Cows win. Cows win! Oh, baby, somebody kiss me.
• Coach: Good work, guys. You made my mom one happy lady.
• Otis: Glad to help, coach. Give your mom the game ball.
• Coach: Wow, thanks. This is really-- (tackled by Pig)
• Otis: I think we should go now.

THE END!