This is the episode script for Hawaiian Punch (RAoTDWT).
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Heather: Yeah. Boys are okay, but a million dollars is way better!
[She picks up Alejandro's sacrifice and tosses it into the lava which makes the lava splash which the contestants move away from it]
Heather: Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Chris McClain: Nice. Except.. Isn't that your sacrifice?
Ryanosa Daisy: Yeah. Is that your sacrifice over there?
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Heather: But.. That's not…
[She sees that she threw Alejandro's in the lava as it sinks]
Chris McClain: You just threw Alejando's in the volcano. So, Alejandro wins!
Heather: [] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Chris McClain: See you next season, I guess.
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Chris McClain: Maybe with a whole new cast, cause, let's face it. These guys are probably gonna melt.
[As he speaks, he is on a boat]
Chris McClain: Until next time, I'm Chris McClain and this has been Total… Drama…
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Ryanosa Daisy: Let's get this over with already! It's freezing cold in here!
Chris McLean: At this rate, I'm properly gonna need some more hot chocolate and another sleeve blanket.
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[Chef Hatchet shrugs and presses button on a console.
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[The camera sees Alejandro looking at the inside of the helmet moving towards him. The camera sees the the mask like it is has electronic lenses like Dark Vader's and the helmet is placed on the head. The lights turn on and Al's breathing is heard. The table turns like it’s from Revenge of the Sith. When it stops, Alejandro is now the Drama Machine]
Chris McClain: Al? Can you hear me? [shows Alejandro the clipboard] We're gonna need you to sign this paperwork that legally absolves the show of your little…. [makes quotation marks with his 2 fingers] Lava accident.
Alejandro/Drama Machine: Chris.. The million dollars. Is it safe?
Chris McClain: Uh, yeah. Seems that the million dollars fell in the volcano. It's gone.