Here is the transcript for the episode Heart Throb/Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold.
The Plumber Rap: Part 1[]
Mario: Hey, paisanos! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
[upbeat music]
[Singers]
We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double
We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers. Uh!
H-hooked on the brothers
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme
Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat
Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
You'll meet Koopas, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others
Hanging with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers!
To the bridge!
Uh, uh!
I said-a h-h-h-h-hooked on the brothers!
The brothers!
The brothers!
Heart Throb: Part 1[]
[people clamoring]
[upbeat music]
Mario: Whoa! You're a, you're a...
Rob Stone: Yeah, I know, I know. Look, you gotta hide me, quick.
Mario: No problem, Rob. Get behind me, I'll hide you.
Rob Stone: All right, all right.
Mario: I got you. I got you covered.
[instrumental music]
Luigi: Oh, yeah? Why don't you get a job? (sighs) Mario, there's this mob of people in front of the shop and...
Mario: I know.
Luigi: You're a-- You're a--
Rob Stone: Yeah, I know, I know.
Mario: Don't worry, Rob, he does that every time a teen heartthrob hides in our basement.
Rob Stone: All right.
Luigi: You... You're the guy with the, uh... with the-- with screaming--
Rob Stone: Nice to meet you.
(Fades to black to a commercial bumper.)
Mario [voice-over]: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show will return.
Mario [voice-over]: Now, back to the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
The Plumber Rap: Part 2[]
[theme song]
Here we go, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's their game
Found the secret warp zone while working on the drain
Lend the Princess a hand in the Mushroom Land
Join the action with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers!
Now, evil Koopa and his Troopas are up to misbehaving
They kidnapped the Princess, Mushroom Land needs saving
Amusing and confusing, everybody discovers
They can't help but be hooked on the brothers. Uh!
Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold[]
(The episode opens to an Ireland-like countryside.)
Mario: (narrating) Plumber's Log number 7-11. King Koopa had taken over the Shamrock Kingdom, and stolen the little people's pot of gold coins, and all their good luck with it.
(The Mario Gang are walking down a path with a leprechaun named Murphy.)
Murphy: These days, if it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all. Me pot o' gold coins made Shamrock the luckiest of lands. But now, we've the curse of O'Koopa.
(The five of them stop next to a wagon full of hay.)
Toad: Hey, don't worry, Murphy! We'll clobber that cantankerous creep, Koopa.
Luigi: We will?
(Mouser, who's wearing a black-hooded tunic, is lying on top of the hay, out of sight from the others, and listening to every word they're saying.)
Mario: Sure we will! But after lunch; it's mealtime.
(The Mario Gang and Murphy walk off.)
Mouser: It'll be your last meal once I tell King O'Koopa.
(The scene shifts to an establishing shot of King Koopa's castle in Shamrock Land, which is located on a cliff top over a lake. Inside the throne room, King Koopa, who's wearing a red cape with holes for his shell spikes, a shamrock-shaped stud, and a belt, is sitting on the throne. Behind the throne is a large statue of King Koopa.)
King Koopa: What? Those pasta pilfering plumbers are here?
Mouser: Right here in Shamrock Land, oh, carnivorous King of Cunning.
King Koopa: Then let's throw a Kooper duper welcoming party for 'em. (laughing)
(The scene shifts to a building surrounded by large bushes that resembles shamrocks. Hanging in front of the door is a shamrock-shaped that reads "Shamrock Inn". The Mario Gang and Murphy are at a table.)
Murphy: Here, Mario! Corn beef and cabbage cannelloni.
(Murphy serves Mario a plate of cannelloni from a cauldron.)
Mario: I'm in pasta heaven!
(As Mario readies his fork into the Cannelton, the bench he's sitting on breaks in half, causing him to fall over.)
Mario: Hey! Ouch!
(Mario gets up.)
Mario: I hope the food's better than the furniture!
(Mario sticks his fork into the cannelloni, but it goes flying across the room and lands on a windowsill.)
Toad: Now that's what I call real fast food.
Mario: No flaky feast is gonna get the best of me!
(Mario walks over to the window, but he steps on some sauce that landed on the floor, causing him to lose his balance and slide around out of control.)
Mario: Mama mia!
(Mario crashes into the door.)
Murphy: Stop! Stop! It's me that's causing all the bad to happen! I'm a jinx!
(Mario reaches for the cannelloni on the windowsill, but it flies out of his hands and out the window when he grabs it. It lands on the head of King Koopa, who's arrived with Mouser and lots of Troopas who are dressed like vikings, but with shamrock-shaped belt buckles.)
King Koopa: Looking for this, you lame brained linguini lover?
(Mario shuts the window.)
Mouser: Don't just stand there, you midget minded minions! Attack!
(Troopas start to open the front door, which Mario is trying to keep shut. The Troopas manage to open the door, and flatten Mario against the wall.)
Luigi: Lunch is served!
(Luigi and Toad tip over another cauldron, and mashed potatoes land on the Troopas, causing them to fall over. More Troopas enter through a window, but the first group of Troopas crashes into them.)
Toad: And guess what, guys? Lunch is on you!
(Another Troopa enters through the window behind Mario.)
Murphy: Watch out, Mario!
(Mario runs off before the Troopa can attack him, and leaps up to the chandelier.)
Mario: This will get the party swinging!
(Mario swings down from the chandelier and kicks a Troopa, who falls back and knocks over the Troopas behind him in a domino-like fashion.)
Murphy: Let me help!
(Murphy grabs Mario's leg, which causes the chandelier to break off from the ceiling, and the two of them fly into a cauldron. On top of that, a table leg breaks, which tilts the table, causing the cauldron to slide down and crash into Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad.)
Toad: Hey, guys, maybe we oughta get outta here!
(More Troopas charge at the Mario gang and Murphy.)
Luigi: I think he's right! Let's retreat! Regroup! Rerun!
(The Mario Gang and Murphy jump out of a window.)
King Koopa: Don't let those running runts get away!
(The Troopas break down the door, run outside, and past a tree. In a closer shot of the tree, the Mario gang can be seen hiding on a branch.)
Toad: That was close!
Mario: I've never, never, ever had such bad luck.
(The camera scrolls up a bit and shows Murphy on a branch above the others.)
Murphy: It's all my fault! I told ya, without me pot o' gold coins, I'm a jinx!
(Murphy jumps down to the branch that the Mario gang are on. It suddenly breaks off from the rest of the tree and everyone falls down.)
Mario: Mama mia!
Murphy: See? I'm a disaster. It's the Koopa curse, and you're me last hope.
[thunder rumbling]
Murphy: Oh, no!
(Clouds form in the sky and a rainstorm starts.)
[lighting crashes]
Princess Toadstool: It's only a rainstorm, Murphy. When it stops, there'll be a beautiful rainbow.
Murphy: There'll be no rainbow, Princess, because the rain won't stop. Thanks to me bad luck, all of Shamrock Land will be underwater! (cries)
Princess Toadstool: Don't cry! We'll get back your pot of gold coins!
Luigi: We will?
(The scene shifts to an area near King Koopa's castle. The Mario Gang and Murphy are standing by a mound that is surrounded by a few bushes.)
Murphy: It's the castle of O'Koopa, where Koopa keeps me pot o' gold coins.
(Murphy pushes a bush aside, revealing a hole in the mound.)
Murphy: Come on! Let's slip in the back way.
(Murphy almost enters the hole, but Mario grabs him.)
Mario: Now Murphy, you should stay here and--
Murphy: I knew it! You don't want me around!
Princess Toadstool: But someone has to stay and guard the secret passage.
Mario: And you're just the mini man for the job.
(Murphy grins, while the Mario gang enter the hole. Toad looks back at Murphy.)
Toad: And I feel safer when you're not.
(The scene shifts to the dungeon of the castle, where several Beezos, who are wearing viking helmets, are on patrol. In the center of the room is an open cage. In the cage is Murphy's pot of gold, which is on a podium that has a large bell hooked up to it. The Mario Gang poke their heads out from behind a pilar on one side of the room as the Beezos fly off in the other direction, so the Mario gang walk over to the podium.)
Mario: If we move the gold, it'll ring that bell.
Luigi: And the bell will beckon the Beezos. Well, that shoots that plan.
(Luigi tries to walk off, but Mario grabs him.)
Mario: Sorry, Luigi, I've got another plan.
(Later, Luigi has bent down on his arms and legs, and has Princess Toadstool standing on his back. Toad, who is on Princess Toadstool's shoulders, reaches for the bell's clapper. He eventually grabs the clapper and holds it in place so that the bell can't ring.)
Toad: Got it! This'll baffle the bell.
(Mario grabs the pot, only to trip on a clump of dirt, which is what the floor is made of, and the coins spill out.)
Princess Toadstool and Toad: (gasps)
Mario: Oh, no!
(Mario hurriedly grabs the coins and puts them back in the pot. Cut to the secret entrance outside, where Murphy is pacing back and forth.)
Murphy: Now, what could be taking so long? They must be in trouble. Murphy to the rescue.
(Murphy runs into the hole. Cut to the dungeon, where Mario picks up the last coin and places it in the pot as Toad sighs. Mario then picks up the pot.)
Murphy: (offscreen) Great work, lads!
(Mario accidentally drops and spills the pot again upon hearing Murphy, who is now at the entrance to the room. Mario reaches for a coin, but it rolls away from him. Mario then tries to run away from Murphy. Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad are still in position, holding the bell, until Mario crashes into them. As a result, the bell rings, and Murphy is now in the cage with the Mario gang.)
Toad: Well, if it isn't Murphy the menace.
Princess Toadstool: Come on! We've gotta get out of here!
(King Koopa, who's shown up with the Beezos, shuts the door to the cage.)
King Koopa: Too late, Princess! I hope you like your little room, because you're gonna be in it, forever! (evil laughs)
(Fades to black to a commercial bumper.)
Mario [voice-over]: Be right back, paisanos.
Mario [voice-over]: We're back, paisanos.
[intense music]
(Cut to the throne room. King Koopa places a shackle around the Princess' leg, and attaches the other end to a hook on the statue behind the throne.)
Princess Toadstool: You'll never win, you repulsive reptile! Mario will find a way to defeat you!
King Koopa: Forget it! Your pea-brained paisano isn't gonna find a way to do anything, except sit in my dungeon, forever!
(Cut to the dungeon, where the Mario Bros., Toad, and Murphy are inside a cell.)
Mario: I wonder when we get dinner.
Toad: You mean IF we get dinner.
Mario: Hey, guards, what time we gonna eat?
Murphy: They didn't hear ya, lad. With my curse of bad luck, they probably never will!
(Mario grabs the stool that Luigi is sitting on, causing Luigi to fall over.)
Mario: Well, they're gonna hear this!
(Mario jumps up and smashes the ceiling with the stool, causing it to start crumbling.)
Toad: He's bringing down the house!
Luigi: And giving me a headache!
(Luigi and Toad gasp as two Troopas run into the dungeon and enter the cell. The Mario Bros., Toad, and Murphy wait around, pretending that nothing happened. One of the Troopas grabs Murphy.)
Koopa Troopa: Hey, leprechaun! What's shaking in Shamrock?
(Mario smashes the ceiling with the stool again, and some bricks land on top of the Troopas. Mario leaps into the air again.)
Mario: We did it! And now we got a Princess to rescue!
Murphy: And, get me lucky gold coins back!
(Murphy looks out the window and sees that a nearby dam is overflowing with water.)
Murphy: We've got to stop this bad luck rainstorm before the village is flooded!
(Fades to the throne room.)
King Koopa: Mario has escaped, and that sneaky sink scrubber knows where the gold is! I'd better hide it somewhere else.
(King Koopa gets up and begins to walk off.)
King Koopa: Mouser, if anything happens to the Princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!
(Mouser salutes King Koopa.)
Mouser: Understood, oh, Exalted Emperor of Evil. Those bad luck plumbers will never get by me!
(King Koopa walks off.)
Toad: (offscreen) Wanna bet, stoopa Koopa?
(Mouser and the two Troopas turn their heads, where they see Luigi and Toad taunting them.)
Toad: Hey, Mouser! Wanna race?
(Luigi and Toad run down a hallway, and are followed by Mouser and the Troopas. Mario and Murphy come out of a door.)
Murphy: It worked!
Mario: That Mouser's fast on his feet, but slow in the head. Now you stay here, Murphy, while I rescue the Princess.
(Mario enters the throne room and runs up to Princess Toadstool, who is still chained to the throne.)
Princess Toadstool: Hurry, Mario!
Mario: I got just the thing to cut these chains.
(Mario pulls out what looks like a blue Swiss army knife. On the knife is a button with a red M like the one on Mario's hat.)
Mario: The all-purpose portable plumber's helper. There, the hacksaw.
(Mario pushes the button and a hacksaw extends out of the knife. He pushes it two more times and a blade extends out, as well as a wrench.)
Mario: Wrench!
(Mario retracts the blade and the wrench and extends the hacksaw out all the way. He then uses the hacksaw to start cutting away at the chain.)
Mario: This is one tough chain! Let's hope Luigi can keep O'Koopa's Troopas busy!
(Cut to a hallway, where Luigi and Toad are running from Mouser and the Troopas. The song of the instrumental version of "Speedy Gondola" starts up. Luigi and Toad stop to taunt Mouser and the Troopas for a moment, and run off. They reach a hallway with several doors and enter one of the doors on the right. Mouser and the Troopas reach the hallway and look around, trying to figure out where Luigi and Toad went. Luigi and Toad open a door on the left and Luigi whistles. Mouser and the Troopas enter the door, but Luigi and Toad run out through another door on the left side and enter one on the right, with Mouser and the Troopas following them. Luigi and Toad run out of another door on the right and enter a door on the left, still being chased. They pass through a door on the right, come out of another door, and re-enter another door on the left. This time, Mouser and the Troopas run out of a door being chased by Luigi and Toad, and enter one of the doors on the right. They run out through another door and enter one of the doors on the left. Luigi and Toad are now the ones being chased again, and run out of the doors on the left, and enter a door on the right. Luigi opens one of the doors and sees Mouser and the Troopas sitting in the hallway, exhausted from running.)
Mouser: (pants) This is so frustrating.
(Luigi and Toad come out of the door and taunt Mouser and the Troopas again. Mouser and the Troopas get up and chase after Luigi and Toad.)
Toad: Are we going too fast for ya?
(Luigi and Toad run around a corner. The song ends. They then crash into a door that's been opened by King Koopa, who's holding Murphy.)
King Koopa: Not now, fungus!
(The Troopas surround Luigi and Toad and hold their swords out.)
Luigi: Uh-oh, the jig's up!
(Cut to the throne room, where Mario finishes cutting through the chain.)
Princess Toadstool: You did it, Mario!
Mario: Now let's get the gold coins back, before O'Koopa comes back!