Kieran's Adventures of Toy Story 2/Transcript

Opening/Rex Playing the Buzz Lightyear Video Game

[The film begins in outer space. The title comes up: Toy Story 2. Then green letters appear: GAMMA QUADRANT, SECTOR 4. They disappeared and a blue comet was speeding towards a planet that has rocks on it. It's revealed to be Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy flying into the planet's atmosphere. He open his wings to slow himself down as he flies above the ground and then lands in a clearing. He looks around breathing in and out before opening his wrist communicator]

• Utility Belt Buzz: Buzz Lightyear Mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

[Laser lights appear on Buzz and he looks up to see millions of robots that are armed with lasers surrounding him. Buzz jumps and uses his own laser on the crystal which blows the robots up and sends him flying into the air screaming. Buzz lands on the ground and runs over to a wall to catch his breath when a monitor looks in his direction and beeps. Buzz jumps and zaps it with his laser, destroying it. Then the ground opens up in a Z shape and Buzz jumps in and when it shuts, his suit glows. He runs along the corridor. In a room, a yellow dot appears on a red screen identifying as Buzz. A figure raises his clawed hand and puts it on a lever]

• Emperor Zurg: Come to me, my prey.

[He moves the lever back and the lights in the corridor come on making Buzz stop in surprise. Then a wall with spikes appears behind him and moves towards him. Buzz look back and gasps and runs as the wall closes in on him. Buzz manages to jump through a closing door just in time and the spike ram into the door, denting it. Buzz stands up and saw a battery which reads The Source of Zurg's Power. Buzz walk slowly to the bridge which has discs that floats between him and the battery. Buzz jumps and lands on the discs, each one playing a musical note as he does so. Then, the discs fall suddenly, carrying Buzz with them. Thinking fast, Buzz press a button on his utility belt which makes a force field bubble around him and then he flies upward]

• Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

[He reaches the platform and deactivates the bubble. He then reaches to grab the battery but his hand went through it, revealing to be an illusion. It then disappears and Evil Emperor Zurg rises up behind Buzz on a platform]

• Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
• Utility Belt Buzz: Not today, Zurg!

[Zurg fires his ion blaster at Buzz but he picks up a disc to shield himself and the blasts bounce off. Buzz throws it at Zurg, hitting him in the face. Buzz somersaults over Zurg but just as he landed and turn around to fire his laser, Zurg spins around so fast and shoots Buzz, vaporizing him, leaving his legs to crouch down and fall on the floor]

• Emperor Zurg: (cackles with triumph)

[The letters GAME OVER appear on the TV screen, revealing that the whole thing was only a video game which is played by Rex, who's wearing a goldfish ball with sicker darts on his head with Buzz, Ash and the others beside him, watching]

• Rex: Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no.
• Buzz Lightyear: Oh! You almost had him.
• Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
• Buzz Lightyear: Sure you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
• Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!

(Underneath the bed, emerged Team SKYYYLAARC, which was headed by Sora, with his teammates Kirito, Yang, Yui, Yumi, Leafa, Asuna, Asuka, Ruby, and another Keyblade Wielder named Cody, the Son of Master Xehanort.)

• Emmett Dawson: So, this place is…
• Kieran Quarles: Yep. This is the world of Toy Box. Sora: And it's where our friends, Ki and I helped Woody and Buzz sort out their differences because Andy Davis loves them both.
• Kristen Hall: But, what about us?
• Sasha: Yeah, why are we regulated to just action figures or dolls?
• Donald : You know what the magic is for, we have to protect the world Order!
• Sora: Yeah, and I'm back to this form which Rex mistakenly believed was Yozora.
• Jason Arnett: Well, now that we're action figures, does our keyblade magic still work in this world?
• Ratchet: They will, Jason. Your keyblade magic still works. Bentley: And besides, our weapons can still cut down any Heartless that are causing trouble in this world, despite looking like toys.

(with that being said, they soon heard the sound of panicked rustling in the dresser drawers.)

• Woody: Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
• Buzz Lightyear: Uh, Woody?
• Woody: Huh? (bumps his head and grunts painfully but then falls down to the floor)
• Buzz and Rex: Ooh.
• Buzz Lightyear: Hang on, Cowboy!
• (He swing to the lamp, then lands on a mini cart and did loop the loops and did flips and lands close to Woody)
• Buzz Lightyear: (gets Woody up) Woody are you alright?
• Woody: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine guys. Okay. Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attend Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.
• Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
• Woody: NO! And Andy's leaving for cowboy any minute, I can't find it anywhere!
• Kieran: Relax, Woody. I'm sure you'll find your hat somewhere in this room? Hamm: Well, what do you know? Kieran, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Ratchet, Clank, Jak, Daxter, Sly, Bentley, and Murray are back, but I don't recognize these other toys.
• Kristen: My name is Kristen, Kristen Hall.
• Lily: I-I’m Lily Swanson.
• Sasha: A pleasure to meet you. I am Sasha Beaulieu.
• Emmett: My name is Emmett Dawson.
• Jason: And the name’s Jason Arnett!
• Woody: It's nice to meet you all, but as you've probably guessed, I've already lost my hat and can't find it at all.
• Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody, in just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes".
• Ratchet: Uh, "sch'moes?"
• Lily: I think you meant to say, S'mores, Buzz.
• Buzz Lightyear: Right. Right. Of course. (to the other toys) Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?

(We see Sarge's men takling out the toys in the toy chest out while trying to find Woody's hat)

• Sarge: Keep looking, men. Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.
• Hamm: The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep looking.
• Bo Peep: It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere,"
• Mr. Potato Head: "I found it!
• Woody: You found my hat?
• Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No! The missus lost her earring.
• Lily: Mr Potato Head seems different.
• Murray: And why does he have a mustache?
• Sora: That's because Mr. Potato Head was hoping he'd get to be with Mrs. Potato Head, which Molly got last Christmas.
• Girls: Aww…
• Mr. Potato Head: Oh my little sweet potato!"
• Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, you found it! Oh, it's so nice to have a big strong spud around the house.
• Kieran: It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Potato Head.
• Mr Potato Head: Oh, right. (clears his throat) May introduce to you, Kieran, Sora and their friends Donald, Goofy, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Sly Bentley and Murray, and uh…"
• Kieran: Oh, right. These are my other friends, Emmett, Jason, Kristen, Lily, and Sasha.
• Lily: It's a pleasure to meet you.
• Woody: Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat.
• Bo Peep: Woody. Look under your boot.
• Woody: Don't be silly. My hat is not under my boot.
• Bo Peep: Would you just look?
• Woody: Oh! You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy."
• Bo Peep: Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat.
• Ratchet: Bo Peep's right, Woody. And believe me, we understand how you feel.
• Woody: I'm supposed... It's just I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me and Andy.
• Bo Peep: (bringing Woody close with her cane) You're cute when you care.
• Woody: Bo, not in front of Buzz.
• Bo Peep: (purrs) Let him look.

[As she and Woody are looking at each other, they heard baaing and they turn to see Rex fighting with Bo's sheep over the remote]

• Rex: Miss Peep! Your sheep!

[Bo whistles to get her sheep's attention. They let go of the remote, making Rex fall over and hit the TV remote's on button and it turns on to play a commercial of Al's Toy Barn with Al the owner dressed up in a chicken suit]

• Al McWhiggen: Hey, kids, this is Al from Al's Toy Barn and I'm sittin'on some good deals here. Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now! Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, beanies for a buck...
• Woody: Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
• Rex: [getting back up and tapping the remote rapidly trying to find the right button] Which one is off? Al: Buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down...
• Hamm: For crying out loud, it's this one!
• [He hit the off button and the TV turns off as everyone was reliefed]
• Hamm: I despise that chicken.
• Sora: Wait a minute. That's the name of that toy store where the Buzz Lightyear action figures were sold, back when we had to try and escape from Sid's house.
• Slinky: Fellas. Fellas. OK, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
• Mrs Potato Head: What news?
• Sly: Tell us, the good news, Slink.
• Slinky: Good news is I found your hat, Woody!
• Woody: My hat! Oh, Slink, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where'd you find it?
• Slinky: Well, that's the bad news.

[There's some barking coming from down stairs]

• Rex: Oh! It's Buster!
• Hamm: (gasps)
• Sarge: Canine alert! Man your battle stations! Let's move, move, move!

[The soldiers and Rocky run to the door and held it back to hold Buster, a dachshund sausage dog, who is straining against it]

• Bo Peep: Woody, hide! Quick!

[Woody runs just as Buster bursts into the room and runs around, looking for him. He knocks over Robot and Mr Spell, the egg toys and the Lincoln Log house where the Potato Heads are kissing frozen. Buster went to Andy's bag and pull Woody out with his mouth and toss him to the floor. Buster growls at Woody at first but then licks him a couple of times, revealing that he's a friendly dog]

• Woody: Okay, okay, okay. Okay! Okay! You found me! Buster! All right!
• Sasha: Andy has a dog!?
• Buzz Lightyear: Of course, Sasha. Also, Buster's not like Sid' dog, Scud, who was actually a bad dog, even though they've been friends, despite everything, but Sid did learn a valuable lesson about how all toys should be treated with proper love and respect.
• Lily: Well he is cute.
• Woody: Hey, how did he do, Hamm?
• Hamm: Eh, looks like a new record.
• Woody: OK, boy, sit. Reach for the sky.

[Buster raises his front paws and sit on his butt]

• Woody: Gotcha!

[Buster acts like being shot and falls over, playing dead]

• Woody: Ohh! Great job, boy.

(He rubs Buster's belly as Buster pants happily)

• Woody: Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh? Who's gonna miss me? Who's gonna miss me?
• Andy's Mom: Andy, you got all your stuff?
• Woody: Okay. Have a good weekend, everybody. I'II see you Sunday night.
• Andy: It's in my room.

[Andy staggers into the room and Buster run up to him]

• Andy: Stick em up!

[Buster just scratches his ear and walks away]

• Andy: I guess we'II work on that later.
• Emmett: Is that...?
• Sora: Yep. That's Andy Davis
• Andy: Hey, Woody, ready to go to Cowboy Camp?
• Mrs Davis: Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'.
• Andy: Five minutes. Hmm...

Woody's Arm Ripped/Woody's Nightmare

• Andy Davis: (imitating Bo Peep) Help! Help! Somebody help me! (imitating Woody) Let her go, evil Dr. Porkchop! (imitating Hamm aka Dr. Porkchop) Never! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys! (makes monkey noises) Choose! (imitating Woody) I choose Buzz Lightyear! (imitating Hamm aka Dr. Porkchop) What?! That's not a choice! (imitating Buzz Lightyear) To infinity and beyond! (imitating Woody) I'll save you, Miss Peep! (imitating Bo Peep) My hero! (smooches) (imitating Woody) Thanks, Buzz! (imitating Buzz Lightyear) No problem, buddy! You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear! [accidentally rips Woody's arm; gasps] Oh, no.
• Mrs. Davis: Andy, let's go. Molly's already in her car seat.
• Andy Davis: But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.
• Mrs. Davis: Oh, no. Maybe we can fix him along the way.
• Andy Davis: Nah, just leave him.
• Mrs. Davis: Oh. [puts Woody on the shelf] I'm sorry, honey. But you know, toys don't last forever.

(She and Andy left the room. Woody unfreezes and gasps with dismay at that. Buzz, Ash, and the others look up and see this)

• Rex: What happened?
• Mr. Potato Head: Woody's been shelved.
• Rex: (gasps)
• Clank: Oh my.
• Kristen: I can't believe this!
• Woody: Andy!

[The car drives off. Woody looks sad and let his legs dangle from the shelf. The other toys look up at h

• Slinky: Woody?
• Bo Peep: Woody? Honey, are you okay? [But Woody doesn't respond]
• Goofy: I think we should leave him alone for a bit.