Kieran Meets Aladdin/Transcript

Here's the transcript of Kieran Meets Aladdin.

Opening

(The film starts off with opening credits, when a man riding a camel in the desert)

[Peddler]

Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam.

Where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense.

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.

When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west,

And the sand in the glass is right.

Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly

to another Arabian night.

Arabian nights, like Arabian days.

More often than not, are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways.

Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons.

A fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes.

(Then, the camel gets tired and lies flat on its belly as the peddler slides down)

• Peddler: Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer- (Camera zooms in hitting peddler in the face) Too close, a little too close. (Camera zooms back out to CU)There.Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh.  Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries.  Will not break (taps it on the table), will not--(it falls apart)--it broke.  Ooohhh!  Look at this! Pulls out Tupperware) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open, makes a raspberry sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins to pan to right. He hurries to catch it.) Wait, don't go!  (Stop pan.) I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare.  I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. (He pulls the magic lamp out from his sleeve.) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. (Another pan, this one slower to left. Again, he'd rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (He pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand.) It begins on a dark night (Peddler throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape.), where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.

(Camera tilts down to find Jafar sitting on his horse and Iago on his shoulder. Gazeem comes riding up to the pair.)

• Jafar: You are late.
• Le Paradox: My friend does not like to be kept waiting, you fool.
• Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One.
• Jafar: You have it, then?
• Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. [Jafar tries to nab it] Ah-ah-ahhh. The treasure. [Iago steals it from his hand] Ow!
• Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
• Iago: What's coming to you. Awk!

(Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, and the insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of Jafar's hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes.)

• Jafar: Quickly! Follow the trail. Faster.

(All ride off, following the glowing speck of light, until it reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune.  All that remains are two glowing points of light on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a giant lion's head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.)

• Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching…
• Jafar and Le Paradox: The Cave of Wonders.
• Iago: Awk. Cave of Wonders!
• Gazeem: By Allah...
• Jafar: Now, remember. Bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine.

(Gazeem starts to approach the lion's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes.)

• Iago: Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
• Le Paradox: Not yet, you stupid bird.
• Jafar: Shh.

(Gazeem reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.)

• Cave: [echoing rumble] Who disturbs my slumber?
• Gazeem: [thief gasps] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
• Cave: Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies within. A diamond in the rough.

(Gazeem turns to Jafar with a questioning look.)

• Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on.

(Gazeem hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foot down.  Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back, but the lion's mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal.  All that are left are Jafar, Iago, and the two separated halves of the medallion.)

• Le Paradox: No!
• Jafar: No!
• Cave: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.

(Iago unburied himself from the sand, coughing as he does so.)

• Iago: [coughing] I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so tickled off that I'm molting.
• Le Paradox: Indeed. This was a waste of time. So, what do we do now, Jafar?
• Jafar: Patience, my friends. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
• Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big...
• Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.

At Agrabah/Meeting Aladdin/"One Jump Ahead"

• [The next day, at Agrabah, Isaiah, Emmett, Jason, Kristen, Lily, Sasha, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Ratchet, Clank, Jak, Daxter, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, the Mane 6, and Spike have just arrived.]
• Razoul: Stop, thief!
• [Abu runs past the heroes. Then, Aladdin runs past them.]
• Aladdin: Hi, Sora! Hi, Ki!
• Twilight: Is he a friend of yours, Ki?
• Kieran: Yeah. That was Aladdin.

The Next morning/Saving the disguised Jasmine

(Cut to daytime on the street  Aladdin and Abu are up to their capers again.  They are on top of the awning of a fruit stand.)

• Aladdin: Okay, Abu. Go!

(Abu dips over the edge and looks at the Proprietor.)

• Proprietor: (To passing crowd)  Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing. (Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention.)  Hey, get your paws off that.
• Abu: Blah blah blah!
• Proprietor: Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape!

(He grabs the melon away from Abu. But in the foreground, Aladdin dips down and snatches another melon from the stand.)

• Abu: Bye Bye!

(He zings back up. The Proprietor takes the melon to the front, where he places it on top of a stack. He looks confused like he has just done this. Aladdin and Abu on the roof break open the melon and eat )

• Aladdin: Nice goin' Abu. Breakfast is served.

Aladdin Is the One!/Aladdin and the heroes get arrested

(Cut to int. of Jafar’s lab. IAGO is running on a gear in a bizarre contraption. At the top of the contraption is a storm brewing.)

• Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
• Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster. (He places the SULTAN’s ring in the contraption.)
• Iago: Yes, O mighty Evil One. [panting]

(IAGO runs faster. A lightning bolt streaks through the ring, passing into an hourglass below. The sands begin to swirl.)

• Jafar: Part, sands of time. Reveal to me the one who can enter the cave. (The sand in top forms the Cave of Wonders. (It falls through into a storm, but it shows ALADDIN climbing up a ladder, followed by JASMINE who is covered in her cloak.) Yes! Yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough. And my special guests of honor too.
• Dr. Facilier: Those must be the kid named Tino Tonitini and his friends; Lor, Carver, Tish, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Sneech, Big G, Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz. Guess Bowser was telling the truth after all.
• Iago: That's him? That's the clown we've been waitin' for?

(IAGO loses his footing and is sucked into the gears. As he goes flying past and slams into the wall upside down)

• Jafar: Let's have the guards extend them an invitation to the palace, shall we?
• Dr. Facilier: Ah, excellent idea Jafar. That way we'll be the first ones to get rid of them, and Bowser might be proud of us.
• Iago: Swell. [coughs]

(Jafar laughs hideously, and the camera zooms in on the sandstorm with ALADDIN in it. Finally, we dissolve into the real ALADDIN climbing to the top of the ladder, followed by JASMINE.)

• Aladdin: Almost there.

(JASMINE climbs over the top, but trips and falls into ALADDIN’s arms. She stands up.)

• Princess Jasmine: I want to thank you for stopping that man.
• Aladdin: Uh, forget it. (He grabs a pole) So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?

(ALADDIN pole vaults to the next building, leaving JASMINE behind.)

• Princess Jasmine: Is it that obvious?
• Aladdin: Well, you do kinda stand out. (He stares at her, still in love. She returns the look. But he realizes what he is doing, and returns to normal.) I mean, uh, you don’t seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be. (He lays a plank between the buildings for her to walk over, but as he is leaned down, she vaults over his head. He looks back in surprise. She tosses the pole to him. Both ALADDIN’s and ABU’s eyes bulge.)
• Princess Jasmine: Hmm.

Jasmine sees Jafar/At the Prison

(Cut to int of the palace, Jafar emerging from his secret chambers. He slides the door shut carefully, but the princess comes storming in before he is finished. He slams it shut, pinning IAGO inside the door frame.)

• Princess Jasmine: Jafar?

(But the princess comes storming in before he is finished. He slams it shut, pinning IAGO inside the door frame.)

• Jafar: Oh, uh, princess.
• Iago: Awk! Jafar, I’m stuck!
• Jafar: How may I be of service to you? (He spreads out his cape, hiding the door)
• Princess Jasmine: The guards just took a boy as well as these 5 teens, a princess and some aminal from the market, on your orders.
• Jafar: Your father’s charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy and his friends were criminals.
• Princess Jasmine: What they're crime?
• Iago: I can’t breathe, Jafar!
• Jafar: Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
• Iago: If you could just--(Jafar kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut)--wow, that hurt!
• Princess Jasmine: They didn’t kidnap me! I ran away!
• Jafar: (Walking away as if shocked) Oh, dear! Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known.
• Princess Jasmine: What do you mean?
• Jafar: Sadly, the boy and his friends' sentence has already been carried out.
• Princess Jasmine: What sentence?
• Jafar: (with a sinister tone) Death. (JASMINE gasps.) By beheading.
• Princess Jasmine: No! (She collapses to the floor.)
• Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, princess.
• Princess Jasmine: How could you? (She runs from the room crying.)

(Iago finally makes it out through the door. He flies up and lands on Jafar’s shoulder, coughing.)

• Iago: So, how did it go?
• Jafar: I think she took it rather well. (They both get a sinister smile on their faces.)

(Diss. to JASMINE at night, crying at the edge of the fountain. RAJAH comes over to comfort her. She pets him.)

• Princess Jasmine: It’s all my fault, Rajah. I didn’t even know their names.

(In the prison, rats scurry by, and we descend until we see Aladdin on a chained to the wall.)

The Cave of Wonders/Meeting Carpet

(Cut to desert scene. We see Aladdin leading a horse with the Old Man and Abu on it. Diss. to cave of wonders.)

• Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumper?
• Aladdin: It is I, Aladdin.
• Cave of Wonders: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.

(The cave opens up with a roar, and a staircase appears in front of Aladdin)

• Old Man: Remember, everyone, first fetch me the lamp, and then you shall have your reward.
• Aladdin: Come on, guys. (to Abu hiding under the shoulder of his vest.)

(As they went down the stairs, Aladdin sees something ahead of them)

• Aladdin: What you look at that.
• Abu: Uh oh!

(They see a room filled with treasure)

Found The Magic Lamp/Cave Started to Collapse

• Old Man: [chuckling] It's mine. [takes off his disguise]
• Jafar: It's all mine! I (He can't  find it in his pocket) --- where is it?  No. NO!!

(Back to the Palace at Jasmine's bedroom.  She is sitting on her bed, next to Rajah who looks sad. The Sultan walks in.)

• Sultan: Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?
• Jasmine: [sniffling] Jafar has... done something terrible. (She looks as if she's been crying.)
• Sultan: There, there, my dear. We'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.

Meeting the Genie/"Friend Like Me"/

(Cut to int. of cave. Aladdin lies unconscious on the carpet. Abu tries to wake him.)

• Abu: Oh. Aladdin. Wake up. Aladdin.

Aladdin's First Wish/"Prince Ali"

(Cut to an oasis in the desert, where Carpet is coming in for a landing)

• Genie: (Still as stewardess) Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. (As our heroes get off down the stairway formed by Carpet) Thank you. Goodbye, goodbye! Thank you! Goodbye! (Back to normal) Well, now. How about that, Mr. doubting mustafa?
• Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed us. Now about my three wishes-
• Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!
• Aladdin: Ah, no-- I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.

(Genie thinks for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep)

• Genie: Well, don’t I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies.

Aladdin upsets Genie and his friends/Iago steals the lamp

(Cut to ext. of palace. ALADDIN is looking at the gardens.)

• Aladdin: Sultan? They want me to be sultan?

(Genie comes out of lamp)

• Genie: Huzzah! Hail the conquering hero! (Turns into a one-man band. He sees ALADDIN walk away with his head hung. He stops, scratches his head, comes up with an idea, then zooms over to ALADDIN. He holds up his hands like a director scoping a picture and we look through them.) Aladdin, you’ve just won the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do next? (ALADDIN looks at him, then walks away in sadness to the bed, where he falls on it and sighs. GENIE again is confused, then goes to him and pulls out a script labeled "Aladdin." Whispering: ) Psst, your line is "I’m going to free the genie." Anytime.
• Aladdin: Genie…I can’t.
• Genie: Sure you can. You just go "Geeeeenie, IIIIIII wiiiiish you free." (He grabs ALADDIN’s head and uses him as a mock ventriloquist’s dummy. ALADDIN pulls away.)
• Aladdin: I’m serious. Look, I’m sorry--I really am. But they want to make me sultan--no!, They want to make Prince Ali sultan. Without you, I-I’m just Aladdin.
• Genie:Al, you won!
• Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I’m anything is because of you. What if they find out I’m not really a prince? (Quietly) What if Jasmine finds out? I’ll lose her. Genie, I can’t keep this up on my own. I-I can’t wish you free.
• Genie:(Sarcastically) Fine, I understand. After all, you’ve lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, master. (He says the last word in disgust, then poofs back into the lamp.)

(ABU and CARPET are watching from the window.)

• Abu: Ohhh.
• Aladdin: Genie, I’m really sorry.

(A tongue comes out of the spout and raspberries him)

• Aladdin: Well, fine! Then just-! (covers the lamp) Stay in there! (he sees Abu and the others) What are you guys looking at?!

Ending

(Jasmine walks over to Aladdin. They hold hands, but both look sad.)

• Aladdin: Jasmine, I’m sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
• Jasmine: I know why you did.
• Aladdin: Well, I guess…this… is goodbye? (GENIE pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing.)
• Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn’t fair--I love you.
• Genie: (Wipes away a tear) Al, no problem. You’ve still got one wish left. Just say the word and you’re a prince again.
• Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom?
• Genie: Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. This is love. (He leans down next to her.) Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.
• Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you, but I’ve got to stop pretending to be something I’m not.
• Jasmine: I understand.

(They take one final look into each other’s eyes, then ALADDIN turns to the GENIE.)

Epilogue

(Our heroes walk down a winding dirt road on an unknown world.)

• Donald: Well, now what do we do?

(Sora walks with his hands behind his head)

• Sora: We’ve gotta keep traveling and save the worlds.
• Goofy: But, uh, where do ya think the next world’s gonna be?

(Then, everyone hears a voice behind them.)

• ?????: Wait, please!
• Kristen: Guys, we got company!

(Everyone turns around.)

• Kieran: Huh?

(They see a girl behind them, looking rather despondent.)

• Girl: Finally! Thank goodness I found you guys!
• Bentley: Do we know this girl?
• Sora: We never met her. Can we help you?
• Girl: Oh, I’m sorry. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Bella Silverstar. And I’ve been looking for you, heroes. Especially Kieran and Sora.
• Kieran: For us?
• Jak: Hold on. How the heck do you know who we are?
• Bella: You see, my former allies keep talking about you and how much they wanted to destroy you.
• Ratchet: Your former allies?

(Bella stays silent for a moment before scratching her arm in shame.)

• Bella: (guilty) Well, um… They are known as “The Dark Kieran Empire”.
• Kieran, Emmett, Jason, Kristen, Lily, Sasha, Sora and Donald: Whaaaat?
• Goofy: Huh?
• Ratchet: Eh… what?!
• Daxter: WHAT?!
• Sly: Wait, WHAT?!
• Twilight: What?
• Spike: (spits) What?!
• Rarity: What?!
• Applejack: What?!
• Fluttershy: What?!
• Rainbow and Pinkie: What?!
• Lily: Wait, you were a member of the Dark Isaiah Empire, Bella?
• Bella: That’s right. But, I betrayed them and I will no longer be associated with them, ‘cause I had enough of them!
• (Sora thinks about it.)
• Kieran: What do you think? Should we trust her?
• Sora: (thinks for a moment) Yes. We can trust her.
• Murray: You think it’s a good idea to trust her, Sora?
• Sora: Yeah. We've met many friends who used to follow evil leaders, but after seeing everything they have done, they decided to leave them.
• Kieran: Yeah. Kind of like how Roxas, Xieran, Xion, and Axel left Organization XIII.
• Ratchet: Oh, right.
• Kieran: So, why did you come looking for us, Bella?
• Bella: I came here to warn you guys about Ursula. She will make her next move.
• Ratchet: Hold on. Who’s Ursula?
• Goofy: Ursula is an evil sea witch who wants to take over Atlantica!
• Bella: That’s right. And there’s one more thing I have to warn you about.
• Jason: What is it?
• Bella: Shredder sent Xever and Chris Bradford to work for Ursula. I’m pretty sure that you know them as Rahzar and Fishface.
• Sora: In that case, we need the turtles to come along with us.
• Ratchet: And we need Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik to come along with us.
• Daxter: And we also need to bring Norb and Dagg too.
• Kristen: I think we should bring Kirito, Asuna, Yui, and Leafa too.
• Emmett: And SpongeBob and Patrick too.
• Twilight: I think me and my friends will sit this one out.
• Kieran: That’s okay. We’ll invite our Canterlot High friends instead.
• Bella: Well, in that case, I should go now.
• Sora: You’re not gonna stay with us? We could use your help to give us some more info on our enemies.
• Bella: That’s exactly why I can’t stay and travel with you all. If they found me with all of you, you’ll be in great danger! And besides, you gotta keep the worlds safe, right?
• Sora: (smiles) Gotcha.
• Bella: Okay then. I should go now. And don’t worry, we’ll see each other again.
• Clank: Thank you for the warning, Miss Bella. Perhaps, we will be looking forward to seeing you again.
• Kieran: And hey, don’t look so miserable. ‘Cause once we stop Ursula, we’ll have you smiling before you know it.
• Bella: Thank you, guys. I’ll see you all again soon.
• (Everyone waves goodbye to Bella.)
• Sora: Okay, gotta go!
• Donald: Bye bye!
• Kieran: See ya!
• (The scene fades to black. The End.)