Opening/Meet Franklin, Bear, Beaver, and Snail[]
Aunt Lucy's house/Sam scares Franklin, Snail, and the heroes[]
Meet Granny Turtle/Meet Aunt Lucy and Sam[]
Heroes: (offended) What?!
Toaster: Who are you talking to?
Sam: (innocently) Absolutely no one. No one at all.
Lampy: I think she was talking about us.
Sam: You know something? You're a real bright little lamp.
Lampy: Oh, thanks. (offended) Hey!
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Kriby: Why don't you just shut off!
Sam: Hey, I'm real scared there, vacuum cleaner. What are you gonna do? Suck me to death?
Kirby: Humph!
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Franklin: Well, you started it by scaring us!
Sam: I said I was sorry.
Shaggy Rogers: Like, we don't think you mean it.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah!
Sam: ???
(Jack facepalms and then makes a scary face at Sam, scaring her)
Cera: (smirks) Well, look who's scared now.
Sam: That was mean!
Granny Turtle's illness/Off on an adventure[]
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Meet Little Crow[]
Franklin and Sam's argument/Scolding Sam for her behavior/"When You're Big"[]
(As Sam storms off, Littlefoot, Ash, and the heroes get in front of her, furiously)
Littlefoot: We had about enough of your disrespectfulness towards Franklin, Sam!
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Shaggy Rogers: If you do something like that again, oh, I'm coming after you.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah! And I'll give you a Scooby-Smack
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Ash Ketchum: Sam, I think you need some shock treatment. (to Pikachu) Pikachu, thunderbolt attack!
Sam: (gasps)
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUU!!!
(Pikachu shocks Sam as she screams in pain. Franklin was amazed)
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Sam: You guys are mean!
???: We're mean?!
Sam: Yeah! (to Jack) You scared me, (to Cera) you biffed me into a tree, (to Ash) and you just shocked me with your stupid mouse!
Ash Ketchum: First of all, you weren't being nice to Franklin and us. Second of all, Pikachu's not a stupid mouse!
Sam: (smirks) You're right. He's a stupid rat.
Ash Ketchum: (furiously, in Homer Simpson's voice) WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
(Ash grabs Sam by the neck, strangling her)
Baloo: Hey, hey, hey, hey! (restrains Ash) (sternly) Ash.
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-Sam: (shocked) You used to be bullies.
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Sam: I'm sick of being intimidated by you! Why do you have to keep acting like you're they're bodyguards?
Hyp: Why? Why?! Because we're bigger. And when we used to be bullies, we used to say that bigger is smarter, bigger is meaner, and bigger is better!
(When You're Big plays)
Hyp: (singing) When you're big
You can push all the little ones around
They're looking up
While you are looking down
You can snap a tree in two like it was just a twig
Things are better when you're big
Hyp, Mutt, and Nod: (singing) When you're big
Hyp: (singing) You can do anything you want to do
Mutt and Nod: Wah-oh
Hyp: (singing) All the rules that grownups make
They don't apply to you
Mutt and Nod: (singing) Not to you
Hyp: (singing) You can splash in all the puddles
Gulp and slurp and swig
Mutt and Nod: Oh, wah
Hyp: (singing) The world is wetter when you're big
Mutt and Nod: Glug, glug, glug
Hyp: (singing) You can snort
Mutt and Nod: You can snort
Hyp: (singing) You can growl
Mutt and Nod: You can growl
Hyp: (singing) You can stomp
Mutt and Nod: You can stomp
Hyp: (singing) You can howl
Mutt and Nod: You can howl
Hyp: (singing) You can bonk someone smaller on the head
Mutt and Nod: On the head
Hyp: (singing) You can take what you want
Play all day in the swamp
And you never ever have to go to bed
Hyp, Mutt, and Nod: (singing) When you're big
Hyp: (singing) You can step on little people's toes
Mutt and Nod: Oh, wah
Hyp: (singing) Munch on their lunch
Mutt and Nod: Lunch
Hyp: (singing) And bop them in the nose
Mutt and Nod: Oh, yeah
Hyp: (singing) Threehorns and longnecks and duck feet too
Mutt and Nod: Duck feet too
Hyp: (singing) They all have to do anything you want them to
Mutt and Nod: You want them to
Hyp: (singing) And if they don't-- (with Mutt and Nod) you can plop them in the goo
Hyp: (singing) Don't you forget
Mutt: (growls at Sam)
Hyp: (singing) What you want you get
Nod: (also growls at Sam)
Hyp: (singing) Things are better when you're big
Mutt and Nod: Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hyp: (singing) When you're big
Mutt and Nod: Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hyp: (singing) When you're big
Mutt and Nod: Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hyp: (singing) When... you're... big
(Song ends)
Sam: (confused) So what's the point of that song?
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Webby: What's wrong with just being a kid, Sam? What's wrong with that?
Little Crow takes Snail[]
Sam apologizes to the heroes[]
Sam: Guys?
???: What do you want, Sam.
Sam: I want to talk to you.
???: Is it something we did?
Sam: (remorsefully) No, it's something I did.