Mr. Wiggleplix/Transcript

Mr. Wiggleplix
Season 2, Episode 14a
Written by	LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by	LegoKyle14
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Here's 26th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(The episode starts)

• Pig: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ha! You'e it Mr. Wiggleplix! Ha ha. Hey! You're can't catch me! You can't catch me! Ah! You got me! Stop tickling. Stop tickling me. (laughs)
• Ottis: So, how long has Pig been acting so (starts making faces) Hadoy! Agee! GAAAGH!?
• Pip: Not long. Like 6 or 7 weeks
• Pig: Oh, you're in trouble now, Mr. Wiggleplix! Hey come back here. Oh, I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get ya!
• Otis: Sweet cud! Our pink sack of sunshine has lost his mind
• Abby: Relax, Otis. It's normal for people to have imaginary friends
• Otis: It is?
• -Of course it is.
• -In fact, there's even a foster home for imaginary friends.
• -Really? What's it call?
• -Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
• Freddy: Yeah and I'd used to have an imaginary rooster friend with a high squeaky voice
• Peck: Hey, guys.
• Freddy: (screams) He's back!
• Otis; Well, I guess it okay as long as he's not bothering anyone
• Peck: Uh, you guys talking about Pig?
• Freddy: You realize no one can hear you?
• -He does realize that he's stupid right?
• -(shrugs)
• Narrator: Later, when choosing up sides for dodgeball
• Otis: Ok, I'll take Pip. Pig, you're up.
• Pig: The only one I need on my team is Mr. Wiggleplix
• Duke: What the heck's a Wiggleplix
• Pig: My new best friend! We are gonna tend your hides! Hi-five!
• Pip: Dude, you're ruining the game
• Duke: Yeah, you can't choose a imaginary person for dodgeball
• Pig: What do mean imaginary? He's standing right here!
• Duke: No, he's not! What are you crazy? There's no one there
• Pig: He's right here
• Pip: Dude, stop it.
• Abby: Pig, it's not the time.
• Peck: There's no one there
• Freddy: MR. WIGGLEPLIX IS TEARING US ALL APART!!!
• Otis: Alright, alright, let me handle this. Uh, Pig, why don't you and Mr. Wiggyface go slide down a magical rainbow?
• Pig: Oh, well we weren't gonna do that til' 3, but why not beat the crowd. Come on. Mr. Wiggleplix. (skips away)
• Otis: Ok, I'm officially annoyed. What are we gonna do about this. Idea me
• Freddy: (jumping) Oh, oh, oh, oh, me! Pick me!
• Otis: Anyone. Anyone at all! Just shout it right out.
• Freddy: Yes, me! Right here!
• Otis: Come on. Don't be shy. Speak up
• Freddy: Otis!
• Otis: Alright, but you better not suggest taking out with a shovel
• Freddy: I promise
• Otis: Alright, Freddy. Whatd'ya got?
• Freddy: Let's take him out with a rake!
• -Well, at least he didn't say shovel
• Abby: Maybe this book I'm reading will help
• Freddy: So we hit him with a book?
• Abby: (whacks Freddy with the book) It's called "What to Do When Your Friend Has A Imaginary Friend He Thinks Is Real But You Know Is Not"
• -Man that's a long title.
• -Apparently it's the 3rd edition.
• Otis: Uh, how is that applicable?
• Abby: Well, the book says, "If you humor someone about thier imaginary friend, they'll just grow out of it".
• Freddy: Then how come you guys didn't humor me when I thought I had a second head growing out of my neck?
• Abby: (pulls out other book) Cause it said not to in "What to Do When Your Friend Think He Has A Second Head Growing Out of His Neck"
• Otis: Asked and answered. Ok, guys, you know the plan. We treat Mr. Wiggleplix is as real as any of us
• Freddy: That leaves you out, rooster boy
• Peck: Abby, may I see that book? (smacks Freddy)

The Middle

(Moments later in the barnyard)

• Pig: Hey, thanks for inviting Mr. Wiggleplix to our Saturday night dinner and dance party Otis.
• Otis: No problem, Pig. Hello Wiggleplix. We believe you exisist! Is the soup to your liking
• Pig: Uh, Otis. He's been in the bathroom for the last five minutes
• Otis: Silly me....I was just...practing my talking
• Pip: Dude, that is so akward
• Pig: Oh look here he comes now. Over here
• Otis: Aw, Mr. Wiggleplix. Allow me to get your chair
• Pig: Oh Otis. You pull the chair out just as he was sitting down.
• Otis: I did? But...I?
• Abby: Otis, how could you?
• Peck: Way to go Otis.
• Otis: What...but he's not even
• Pig: There you go buddy. He didn't mean it. (laughs) You're right. Don't tell him that.
• Otis: Here Mr. Wiggleplix. Would you like some soy loaf.
• Pig: Otis, no! Wiggleplix has a soy allergy. What are you trying to do, make him sick
• Abby: Otis.
• Freddy: How could you
• Peck: What are you doing
• Pip: You're making it worse.
• Otis: Ok, you know what. You guys eat. I'll....go set up for our dance party
• Pig: Yes, perhaps that would be best.
• -Man, somebody sensitive.
• -Are talking about Pig or Otis?
• -Both.
• Peck: So Pig, so how long have you and Mr. Wiggleplix been friends
• Pig: Oh well, that kind of a long involed story. So I'll tell it. We were both in Paris on student visas. The Jacaranda were just beginning to bloom
• Abby: Otis, I know this is hard. But you're doing a good thing
• Otis: Well, he is my friend. So how much longer before he grows out of it?
• Abby: Well, according to the book, four to six years.
• Otis: WHAAA??????
• Pig: And then we both reach for the blueberry juice at the same time.

(Everyone laughed until the anvil crushes "Mr. Wiggleplix")

• -Oh that's not good.
• Pig: Mr. Wiggleplix!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Later that evening at Mr. Wiggleplix's funeral)

• Lucy: We are gathered here to mourn the untimely passing of Mr. Wiggleplix, a beloved friend by all.
• Lola: Except Otis!
• Lana: The murderer!
• -Seriously, did you had to crush him with an anvil?
• Otis: I didn't.....(groans)
• Abby: Otis, since you offed him, maybe you like to say a few words.
• Otis: Um, those words would be No.

(Pig sobs even harder)

• Abby: Otis, you got to. It's says so in "What to do at your imaginary friend's funeral"
• Otis: Oh, okay, fine. Uh, Mr. Wiggleplix was...transparent. I for one will never forget how I was never able to see any physical maninfestation of this, uh...giant....top-hatted...koala.
• Pig: Hedgehog! He was a giant hedgehog! (runs off)
• 0tis: Well draw better.
• Freddy: Nice, Otis
• Pip: Yeah, first you offed his friend. Then you, called him a filthy koala.
• Otis; Oh, okay, first, I never said filthy. And second: HE DOES NOT EXSIST!!!!
• Abby: Poor, Pig. He'll probably never recover from this horrible trauma.
• Otis: Oh come on. Three days from now, I'm sure he'll be back to his old piggy self
• Narrator: Three days later....

(Pig contines to sob over Mr. Wiggleplix death)

• Otis: Wow, he's still going
• Abby: Sure is.

(Everyone else agrees)

• Otis: There must be something we can do to fix this.
• Abby: Well, in "How to Help your Friend Through the Mourning Process When His Imaginary Friend Get Crushed by an Anvil", its says somebody should dress up like Mr. Wiggleplix so Pig will have closure on the relationship.
• Otis: Yeah, well good luck finding someone who's willing to dress up as a giant hedgehog with its stupid hat.
• Abby: It says you should do it.
• Otis: AHHH, where are you getting these books?

(Later on, Pig is looking at his picture of him and Mr. Wiggleplix in Paris)

• Pig: Oh, Mr. Wiggleplix, I miss you. Sometimes, I even think I heard you tiny bicycle. (hears a bell ringing) Huh?

(Pig runs outsides and sees Otis dressed as Mr. Wiggleplix riding a tiny bicyle)

• Pig: Mr. Wiggleplix, you're alive!
• Otis: (in a Australian accent) So I am. Turns out, your friend Otis, just knock the wind out of me, golly
• Pig: Hey, what's wrong with your voice?
• Otis: My voice? Um...(high voice) How's this, then?
• Pig: Oh, now it's too squeaky.
• Otis: (in a girl voice) Better?
• Pig: You're not a girl.
• Otis: (sly voice) How bout this one see?
• Pig: Ugh.
• Narrator: 113 voices later....
• Otis: (in a goofy voice) How about now?
• Pig: That's the one! Good to have you back, buddy. Oh give me a hug. I miss you so much. Hey, let's sing the Best Friend song we wrote
• Otis: Oh that old chestnut?

(Pig sings it while Otis tries to follow)

• Pig: Second verse.
• Otis: No, no that's okay. You know what they say, "Stop singing".
• Pig: Ok. Hey, let's do all the fun friendship stuff we missed while you were alive
• Otis: Oh that's sound exhausting. Well let's get to it.

(The two friends spend all day doing all the fun things together: smacking each other with fish, ribbon dancing, and playing on the swing)

The Ending

(Later in the afternoon)

• Pig: Oh, Mr. Wiggleplix, this has been the best day ever. Let's do it again tomorrow.
• Otis: (chuckles nervously) Gotta check my calendar on that one
• Pig: And the day after that; and the day after that times infinity
• Otis: Whoa, whoa, take it easy. Uh, actually Pig, I've been meaning to tell you something. I, um, I got to go far far away.
• Pig: Go away? Where?
• Otis: To a magical land of....magicalness
• Pig: Great, I'll go with you!
• Otis: (shocked) Wha?!?!
• Pig: I'll go pack. Oh, Mr. Wiggleplix, we're going to be together forever and ever, and ever
• Otis: Oh poop.
• Peck: Otis, why did you tell Pig you're leaving?
• Otis: (in his normal voice) I don't know. I couldn't take any more. I panicked. Abby, what does the book say?
• Abby: There is no book for this
• Otis: NOOOO!!!!
• Abby: But there's a maganize article
• Otis: Oh.
• Abby: It's called What to do when your plan to dress up like your friends' imaginary friend goes awry. It says you have to deliver on all your promises or he'll be emotionally scarred forever.
• Otis: You mean I have to spend the rest of my life with a magical land with Pig
• Peck: We'll miss ya.
• Pip: Take care
• Freddy: You're doing the right thing
• Pig: I packed light. Most magical lands are clothing optional
• Otis: That's it. No, I'm done. I'm finished. I can't do this.
• Pig: Mr. Wiggleplix, what are you talking about
• Otis: Pig, I am not Mr. Wiggleplix (takes off mask) I'm Otis. There is no Mr. Wiggle--

(Suddenly the barnyard doors flung open)

• -Uh, did the front doors just flung open?
• Otis; Huh, that was weird. (started floating) This is also weird. (started being spun around)
• Pip: Ok, this is pretty messed up
• Pig: Mr. Wiggleplix, no!

(Otis is now being dribbled like a ball)

• Abby: What's happening?

(Otis is then thrown into the hoop and flung to the wall)

• -Guys, we gotta help Otis.
• -But how?
• -We don't even know what's hurting him.
• -Quick, ????, the flour.
• -(in Bart Simpson's voice) Let's see what we're dealing with here. (throws flour on the invisible force to reveal....)
• -(in Cindy Vortex VO): I don't believe it.
• -(in Sheen Estavez VO): It can't be.
• -(in Jimmy Neutron VO) But it is.
• -(in Carl Wheezer VO) It's....
• All: Mr. Wiggleplix!?!?!

(Mr. Wiggleplix holds Otis up to the wall)

• Pig: Mr. Wiggleplix, let go of him! Please!
• Mr. Wiggleplix: But, Pig. This saucy cow was impersonating me.
• Otis: Wait a minute, you're real?
• Pig: Of course he's real.
• -But how? We couldn't even see him.
• Pig: He can only be seen and heard by those who truly believe.
• -Or...?
• Pig: Or when flour is pour on him
• Mr. Wiggleplix: All I know is we're having a lovely day and whoopadee-poofadee, I'm waking up in a shallow grave.

(Everyone says they're sorry)

• Mr. Wiggleplix: Fortunately, I was able to claw my way to the surface and here I am.
• Otis: Pig, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. Can you ever forgive me
• Pig: Of course I can't.
• -Pig!
• Pig: Just not now! But the important thing is Mr. Wiggleplix is alive and we'll be together forever
• Mr. Wiggleplix: Uh, the thing about that is Pig, I've been meaning to tell you: my company is transferring to St. Louis.
• Pig: St. Louis? Is there magic there?
• Mr. Wiggleplix: I'm afraid not.
• Pig: Then, you're on your own. Good luck my friend.
• Mr. Wiggleplix: And to you. Well, I better be off. I got a long invisible bike ride ahead of me. (rides off into the sunset) Toodely-loo.
• Otis: Ok, take care! Sorry, you got buried alive.
• Pig: Goodbye, Mr. Wiggleplix
• Abby: Don't forget to write
• Freddy: I love you.
• Peck: Me too.
• Otis: You okay, Pig
• Abby: Guess you're gonna miss him, huh?
• Pig: Well, you know, time heals all...whatever. So what's for dinner
• Otis: Ha ha, well looks like everything's back to normal
• Freddy: It sure is. RIght, Skippy the Magical Porpiose.
• -Oh no this again.
• -There is no magical porpoise.
• -Can you believe this guy?

(Everyone leaves as Skippy magically appears)

• Skippy: I like your friends, Freddy.
• Freddy: You see them too? Oh what a relief.

(Both of them shared a tender-hearted laugh)

The End.