Mythic Fantasy Adventures...what is it?
LET'S FIND OUT!!!
Mythic Fantasy Adventures is a series with a historical fantasy and mythological theme featuring plenty of crossovers set in the ancient land of Thule (based on Prehistoric and Ancient Europe in the pagan times) and it will span the length of the History of the World from the Stone Age, Copper Age, Bronze Age, Iron Age, even into the Medieval, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Victorian, and Modern Eras. It is based on history, mythology, fairy tales, folklore, Disney, The Legend of Zelda, ancient pagan religions (like those followed by the Ancient Greeks and Romans, the Celtic tribes of ancient Britain and Ireland, and the Norse Vikings of Scandinavia and Germany) as well as Sailor Moon, Digimon, Kingdom Hearts, and the games Dungeons & Dragons and MYFAROG
The Cast of Characters[]
The main character in the early series is a reimagined and reworked Link from The Legend of Zelda, who is a young Thulean caveman and hunter-gatherer. This version of Link is completely unrelated to the other versions of Link in other people's projects
Link in this story is a caveman who walks around half-naked (but not above a PG-13 level), and he's a femboy with a big butt. It doesn't go above a PG-13 level since he wears a loincloth/underwear (actually a large maple leaf as a reference to his actor being Canadian)
Link goes on a series of quests and searches for power and enlightenment, starting off as a mere traditional civilian in the prehistoric wilderness of Thule, but then becomes a great hero whose descendants will be recorded in the various books that chronicle the History of the World
Soundtrack and Storyline[]
Mythic Fantasy Adventures will be a grand epic adventure with many stories about Link and his descendants and it will have a very diverse soundtrack as well as lots of characters, storylines, and beautiful scenery
Key story events include the Battle of Ragnarok, the Vinland Saga, the entirety of the Prose and Poetic Eddas, a talking snake, and a guy who puts a leaf on his schlong for the sake of modesty (Link is that guy. Can't have actual nudity in a PG movie like this!)
The main theme is "Hail Odin Sire", an ancient Viking theme song that was supposed to be featured in How To Train Your Dragon, but was cut due to licensing issues
There's all sorts of weddings and high festivals. This is so NOT kosher!!! LOL XD