Here is the transcript of the twenty-seventh episode of Ash's Adventures of Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated!, Night on Haunted Mountain.
(The episode begins)
- Daphne: How in the world did a ship get all the way up here?
- Velma: Maybe this can tell us. It's the ship's manifest. The writing's in Español, but I aced honor's Spanish. I can translate. "I fear I may have doomed us all. After months of filling our hold... "
- (In the flashback with narrating conquistador)
- Conquistador: ...with treasure, we were about to set sail when word was delivered of an even greater prize: a sarcophagus of the purest crystal, filled to the brim with black pearls of immense value. A king's ransom! The men and I were overtaken with a desire to find this great treasure. And after several months of searching, find it we did. What we didn't realize was that the Entity that dwelled inside that crystal sarcophagus had been searching for us as well. In our thirst for power and wealth, we had discovered a terrible evil. It preyed upon our fears, driving us to commit Horrible acts. Finally, in an act of desperation to stop what we had become, I set the ship ashore on the mission coast, in a cove we named after what we would soon bring there: Crystal Cove.
- (Flashback interrupted)
- Shaggy: Zoinks! Ha ha! Like, that means...
- Fred: These are the conquistadors that founded our town!
- Daphne: The ones that disappeared!
- (Flashback continues)
- Conquistador: I used the arcanical Disco Planisférico, to map our location, and we buried the evil treasure deep, deep underground. Then, we broke the disk into 6 pieces and went our separate ways. I concealed my piece aboard the ship and artfully protected it by a large number of lethal mechanical devices. I brought the ship here, to the top of this mountain, to stay hidden forever.
- (Flashback ends)
- Velma: It's signed Fernando El Aguirre, captain of the "Santa Lucia" of Spain.
- Daphne: Jeepers! You know what this means? The fifth piece of the Planispheric Disk is right here on this ship!
- Shaggy: Then let's find it and get out of here before that crazy chick shows up again! Hoo-hoo!
- Scooby: Yeah!
- Velma: (sniffs) There's that smell again. Of course. (sees the broken disguise in the right leg) HOT DOG WATER. (The Dark Lilith runs away with the piece #5 of the Planispheric Disk) Marcie, wait!
- Dark Lilith/Marcie: (unmasks herself) Hello, Velma.
- Velma: Why would you--wait. Of course. Mr. E. You're still working for him. But you couldn't outwit the captain's traps without Fred.
- Marcie: That's right. So humiliating to have to rely on a guy. I repurposed my old Manticore outfit and super helium technology to create the Dark Lilith disguise. Then, I lured Gary and Ethan here by falsely telling them professional soccer players worked their calf muscles on Mount Diabla. I knew Fred would talk you guys into investigating what happened to them. Then, Fred could spring the traps, and I could get the piece. (sighs) But you're a hard girl to fool, V. I'm glad you recognized me.
- Velma: Me too. So, how's this gonna end?
- Marcie: (sadly gives the piece to Velma) Here. Friendship should always come first, and-- well, you're the only friend I've ever had.
- Velma: What about Mr. E? He'll hunt you down and destroy you.
- Marcie: He'll have to catch me first. See you around, Velma Dinkley. (walks away)
- Fred: Way to go, Velma! I thought Dark Lilith was going to end up with the fifth piece for sure.
- Scooby: Where'd the evil lady go?
- Velma: No idea. Flew away, I guess.
- Velma: Well, gang, with the 3 pieces we have, the two pieces Pericles stole, that means there's--
- Scooby: Just one more piece to go.
- Daphne: Yeah, and why do I get the feeling that even if we don't find number 6? It'll end up finding us.
- (The gang drives away)
- Ghost of a Conquistador: Nibiru. (laughs and slowly fades)