Nightfright/Transcript (Toonwriter)

(Daphne unmasks Nightfright)

Daphne, Velma and Fred: The production assistant?

Vincent van Ghoul: No, it's not. It's Argus Fentonpoof, the writer of "Scream, Scream, Time For You to Die".

Argus: I'm both. When you pulled out of the movie, they decided not to make it. I went bankrupt. I had to take a job as a production assistant.

Vincent van Ghoul: But, why have you done this?

Argus: Well, by scaring you and everyone watching on TV, I was going to prove that Nightfright deserved his own horror movie. Right before you started filming, I hid my Nightfright costume in a closet. I used the conduit to sneak in and put the costume on. I paid the other actors to pretend to be knocked out when I attacked. Of course, I couldn't let anyone know that I was Nightfright. I had to sneak out every now and then, and get everyone coffee.

Harry: (arrives) Hold it right there. I'm Harry Shneste-Boysen, the executive producer of this show. I've been watching the whole thing from my jacuzzi. I'm blown away. (to Vincent van Ghoul) Not only is your reality show going to be a surefire hit, (to Argus) (2 deputies handcuff Argus) but I found your pathetic tale of lost dreams inspiring. It's gonna make a great movie.

Argus: A movie, about me? Really? Heh. Gee! Uh, you know, none of this would have happened without you meddling kids. Thanks.

Sheriff: All right, let's go.

Argus: Bye, everyone! See you on the big screen in 10 to 20 years.

Vincent van Ghoul: Well, all's well that ends well.