Otis' Eleven/Transcript

Otis' Eleven
Season 1, Episode 17b
Written by	LegoKyle14 and Magmon47
Directed by	LegoKyle14
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This is the 34th episode for season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene begins at the saloon in the barnyard, and everyone is at a game table)

• Otis: Alright folks, the name of the game is Fizzbin. And as usual Lynn is on my team.
• Lynn: Sweet. (rolls a 5 and a 12) Yes, elevendy.
• All: Oh!
• Otis: Sorry, Pooh and Pig, our hybrid vehicle captures your butter churn.
• Pig: Ah, crud monkeys.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
• Eeyore: You we're close.
• Piglet: Don't worry, you too will get them next time, Pooh.
• CJ: Our turn! Six. One, two, three, four, five, six. We landed on Lucky Spin.
• -Go for it Abby
• Abby: Got it (spins the wheel) Lucky spin. Lucky spin
• Wanda: Come on, free role.

(But it lands on Lose a turn)

• Abby: Lose a turn!?!
• Sunset Shimmer: No fair.
• CJ: I hate this game!
• Otis: Oh girls, and I hate I love to win them all the time.
• Scruffy: That's what you think.
• Pip: Yeah, cause' you just fell in our rat trap square. You're toast Otis. Same to you Lynn. Yes!
• Lincoln: It's all up to you Scruffy!
• Scruffy: All I need is a Fizzbin and we win.
• Otis: Sorry, Challenge Bell. (rings bell) Everybody switch seats! (Everyone goes around the table) And I get one free role. (role two 12's) Two 12's. That's F-f-f-fizzbin!
• Lola: No way!
• Scruffy: They beat us again!
• Lynn: Boom! Welcome to Losertown! Population: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
• Freddy: That's 173 games in a row. It's unatural.
• Sunset Shimmer: It's impossible to play!
• Pip: And extremely annoying.
• Cosmo: This game is blowing my mind. (head blows)
• Lynn: That's right, losers! We are unbeaten by the game of Fizzbin you chumps! (busts out a bazooka that fires confetti at them and runs off) WOO!
• Otis: That is right, team mate! And no animal of women born shall never defeat us. Now or ever!
• Luna: (coughs) Dudes, this confetti's made from our homework! Bogus!
• Tigger: I hate when they show off.
• Piglet: I do too.
• Eeyore: Me too.
• Timmy Turner: Isn't there anyone who can beat those two showoffs?

(Suddenly 3 gophers comes into the saloon)

• Rabbit: Can we help you?
• ???: I heard that there's a floating Fizzbin game in this saloon. And I wish to partake of said action.
• Otis: Really? Sweet. It's always a pleasure to welcome a new sucker. I mean dope. Pansy, Sap!
• Pig: He means sap. I mean guest.
• Lynn: Whatever he is, he's about to eat Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner! Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!
• Pip: Guys, can I have a word with you, please?
• Otis: Sure.
• Pip: You better watch out. That's Chubs Malone, the top boss of the Gopher Underground. He plays for keeps.
• Leni: I thought Tony Two-Cheeks was in charge.
• Pip: (To Leni) Not since he went on a fishing trip with Chubs and never came back.
• Otis: Oh, please. he probably devoted his life to the open sea and married a mermaid. Happens all the time. Anyway, Chubs is the one who should worry. Fizzbin's our game.
• Lisa: [scoffs] He's right. The odds of such an occurrence would be 1 in 1,720-
• Chubs Malone: (rolls) Two 12's. Fizzbin. I win.

(Everyone gasps)

• Lynn: Hey, no fair! We weren't ready yet, dude!
• Otis: Yeah, we're going again and this time--
• Chubs Malone: (spins the wheel and it lands on Free Roll) Free Roll. (rolls again and got two 12's again) Fizzbin. I win again. What are the odds?
• Freddy: 2 games in a row!?! It's the apocalypse!
• Winnie the Pooh: Guys, maybe you should stop playing for a while.
• Abby: Yeah, guys, walk away with your self respect.
• Pip: Or better yet, cheat.
• Lynn: I'm no quitter and not a cheater.
• Otis: She's right. This gopher is going down.
• Chubs Malone: Let's make this interesting, shall we?
• Wanda: What did you have in mine?
• Chubs Malone: If your friends win the next game, I'll give you... (snaps his finger and another comes in a briefcase) 100 sticky buns.

(Everyone is amazed)

• Cosmo: Those look really good.
• Sunset Shimmer: Sounds tempting.
• Winnie the Pooh: And smells tempting.
• Lincoln: But, what do you want if you win?
• Chubs Malone: My needs are simple. I would be content with oh I don't know, your saloon? (raises eyebrow)

(Everybody gets nervous)

• Otis: You're on. (raises eyebrow)

(Everyone gasps)

• Pip: Otis, have you been chugging expired milk? You can't risk the saloon.
• Otis: Pip, come on. We know this game.
• Lynn: I got this. (rolls two 4's) Yes! Sorry, but you're trapped, rat! (drops cage on Chubs' piece)
• Otis: Nice one, Lynn! (Chubs rings the bell) Uh oh. (pushed aside)
• Chubs Malone: Challenge Bell, chumps. (rolls and get two 12's) Fizzbin. Game, set, and match.

(Everyone gasped in horror)

• Chubs Malone: Sorry, Otis. Your saloon is now mine. (Otis handed over the keys) I will return tomorrow to assume ownership. Good night, chumps. (leaves)
• Pig: Good night.
• Wanda: Not now, Pig.
• Otis: Ha, we're the chumps? They left the sticky buns. (fingers smoshed by Gopher) Sharp pain.
• Rabbit: Great job Otis, you and Lynn just lost your Barn for everyone.
• Luna: Now, what are we suppose to do for night outs.
• Leni: And now we're forced to share the barn with badgers.
• Lynn: They're gophers.
• Lincoln: Whatever, Lynn. The point is you two messed up for all of us!
• Bessie: Yeah, you two really broke the needle on the moron meter this time.
• Wanda: Nice going.
• Lola: We should hurt you for this.

(Everybody gets angry)

• Pig: Guys, come on please. There's no need to turn into a angry mob.
• Sunset Shimmer: Aww.
• Pig: Let's just line up one at a time and pummel them in a orderly fashion.
• Lori: That I can do.
• Otis: Whoa, whoa, whoa, look, look. I know we messed up.
• Lynn: Don't worry. Look I know we lost the barn for the game. But even though we have share with them, it will still be our own barn we know.
• Otis: She's right, guys. I mean, how much could it possibly change?
• Narrator: The very next night, this happened.

The Middle

(The gophers changed everything into the Gopher Grotto)

• Otis: Wow. Well, no change here. Let's all return to our stalls and...
• Bessie: Out of my way.

(Everyone looks inside and is shocked.)

• Abby: The Gopher Grotto?
• Luna: They gophered the barn.
• Lola: We can't go in there. It's full of vermin.
• Otis: Ok, so they made a few tweeks. Give it chance, mingle a bit. Blend in. (pushes everyone in)
• Freddy: Two honey ciders, please.
• Gopher Bar: We ain't got cider. We got delicous scump.
• Cosmo: Uh, What this scump you speak of?
• Gopher Bar: Turnips and dirt with a dash of musk gland secretion.

(Freddy, Pooh, and Cosmo tasted it but spits it out)

• Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
• Freddy: Wow, you can really taste the musk gland secretion.
• Peck: Sure can.
• Cosmo: Sorry.

(Some of the others went with Abby and Pip)

• Timmy Turner: What happened to all the video games?
• Gopher 1#: They've all been replaced with Whack-A-Gopher. Wanna play?

(They get interested)

• Lincoln: You're on.
• Gopher 1#: Ok, then. You're it! (him with a few others whacks the them)

(At the dining portion)

• Pig: Hey, hang on, what's with the tiny portions?
• Leni: Don't you have something more healthy?

(Gopher spits some mucus on to their plate)

• Pig: Oh, that's better.
• Sunset Shimmer: (grossed out)
• Lori: No way I'm eating this.

(Everyone comes back angry)

• Otis: Guys, guys, I disagree. I love what they've done to the place. These drinks are delicious. (drinks then spits it out) Anyway, the food really stick to your ribs. (spits it out on Peck)
• Peck: (sighs)
• Leni: Now I really can't eat.
• Lincoln: Hey, maybe they changed the food and game but at least the entertainment won't be that bad.
• Gopher Announcer: And now, please give it up for the comedy styles of Chubs Malone.
• Chubs Malone: Thank you. You are a wonderful audience. But tell me, what is the deal with broccoflower? It is neither broccoli nor is it a flower. What is up with that? (The gohpers laughs but the others isn't) Is anyone here in a relationship? It's crazy I tell you. You know what I talking about. (The gophers laughed harder)
• Luan: Um, excuse me mister Chubs. As a fellow comedian, I have to say. We don't get the joke.

(The gophers are stunned)

• Gopher 3#: You're gonna get it.
• Tigger: I have a bad feeling where this story's going.
• Chubs Malone: (snaps his fingers and kicks our heroes out of the barnyard) From now on, this is a Gophers-Only Club.
• Sunset Shimmer: Hey, you can't do that.
• Piglet: This is our friends home.
• Otis: Yeah, what gives you the right to boss us around?
• Chubs Malone: My Fizzbin skills. (kisses dice)
• Otis: Oh yeah, well your... face is dumb. (hit with dice) Ow.
• Pig: Otis, you gotta do something.
• Pip: Yeah, you can't let that freaky furball treat us like that.
• Rabbit: It's your saloon. Now take it back
• Wanda: Yeah, take back your home.
• Otis: What can I do? The gopher won the saloon fair and square.
• Abby: Uh Otis? Are these the same dice Chubs use when he beat you and Lynn?
• Otis: I think so why?

(Abby rolls a 1 and a 3 but the dice turns to two 12's)

• Lynn: Fixed dice!!! He scammed us!
• Otis: You're right, Lynn. He seemed so nice.
• Pip: I told you two should have cheated.
• Lynn: I told you, I don't cheat.
• Timmy Turner: You could have used magic.
• Wanda: Sorry, but the rules say we can't use magic to win any sort of competion or game.
• Lori: Whatever the case, it's payback time!
• Bessie: Yeah, let's go back in there and kick some gopher booty.
• Otis: Wait there's too many of them. And only a fight would destroy the saloon. No. We need some sort of a hairbrained, complex scheme with tight outfits requiring split second timing and nail biting action.
• Peck: And over the top high tech gadgetry?
• Otis: Works for me! Whose up for a gopher whooping!?!
• All (except Bessie): Yeah!

The Ending

(Some of our friends comes in with Otis and his friends in Vegas-style clothes)

• Gopher Bodyguard: Otis? You know you and Lynn ain't allowed in here.
• Otis: Yes, I understand.
• Lynn: But surely that doesn't include me and Otis' rich out of town Fizzbin playing friends.
• Tigger: Yeah? Uh I mean right.
• Pig: Yeah, I am German. Ompaa Ompaa Ompapa.
• Otis: Yes, less talking there.
• Pig: Ok.
• Lincoln: We'll just go unless your boss is afraid of losing.
• Chubs Malone: Give the squirrels the wheely sneakers and unload the TV with our friend in Pawtucket. It's ok, Tony. I can never say no to a high stakes game of Fizzbin. Enter Otis, Lynn and bring your pigeons with you.
• Louds Sisters: Pigeons!?!
• Rabbit: Keep it together after we catch him cheating.
• Lori: Fine.
• Otis: Salty Cow to Digging Guys. Salty Cow to Digging Guys. Are you in position?

(Underground with the others)

• Peck: Roger that, Salty Cow. We're directly under the Fizzbin table.
• Cosmo: And Lisa's giant magnet machine is all powered up.
• Otis: (voice-over) Activate the magnet on my signal. Salty Cow out.
• Peck: Right. So I wonder how you work this thing.
• Freddy: No idea.
• Timmy Turner: Sadly, Lisa didn't write the instructions in case the person control it is C-average.
• Chubs Malone: Ok, gents the name of the game is Fizzbin. 100 sticky buns per game, Jokers are wild, and butter churns go first.
• Pig: Ferline needs a new pair of lederhosen.
• Otis: Salty Cow to Digging Guys. Now!
• Freddy: What do we do? What do we do?
• Peck: I don't know. Press a button.
• Cosmo: I got it.
• Timmy Turner and Wanda: No wait!

(Cosmo pressed a button and the machine went through the floor above ground)

• Piglet: Uh oh.
• Chubs Malone: What the...
• Freddy: Uh, did someone order a giant electromagnet?
• Chubs Malone: I do not like being scammed. (whistles for his boys) For this offense, I will put the hurt on your guys. Permently
• Otis: Chubs, wait. I know you cheated our saloon.
• Lynn: Yeah and as a gopher, you have to give us a fair rematch.
• Chubs Malone: Hmm, very well. I cannot refused this challenge in front of my people. Name your terms.
• Otis: Okay, one more game of Fizzbin, with real dice.
• Lynn: Yeah, if we win, you let us go and give Otis the saloon back.
• Chubs Malone: And if I win?
• Otis: You get the entire barnyard.

(Everyone gasps)

• Chubs Molane: You are on.
• Abby: Guys, no! I can't believe you do such a thing.
• Scruffy: Me either.
• Pip: Excuse me. Have you ever met them?
• Sunset Shimmer: Guys, you can't do this.
• Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, you can't afford to lose the entire Barnyard permanently.
• Lynn: It's our fault we our stupid overconfidence to lose the saloon in the first place.
• Otis: She’s got a point there, guys. But now it's a fair game, we can use that stupid overconfidence to focus all our skills, all our training, and the one titanic burst of--
• Chubs Malone: Fizzbin. I win.

(Everyone gasps)

• Pig: Thanks so much. Now I have no mudhole.
• Otis: Ahh, I gotta get a new hobby.
• Lynn: And I gotta try a different game with no distractions.
• Chubs Malone: Boys, the barnyard is ours. (laughs) escort these losers to the nearest highway.
• Piglet: This is bad.
• Lisa: I can't believe you guys broke my machine.
• Wanda: Don't blame us.
• Cosmo: Yeah, we don't know what went wrong mostly we didn't under stand these instructions.
• Freddy: Hey, here's the problem. It was set on repel when we should have had it on attract. (set to attract and the magnet was attract the metal tools coming towards Chubs)
• Otis: Chubs, look out! (moves him out of the way)
• Chubs Malone: Otis, you saved my life.
• Pig: Yeah, though just to be clear. It was Otis' scheme that endangered your life in the fir--(stuffed by Bessie)
• Scruffy: Thank you.
• Otis: Yep, I sure saved your life I did. No doubt about it. I did that.
• Chubs Malone: This calls for a show of gratitude immense in it's bigness. You and your friend’s debts are canceled. The saloon is yours.

(Everyone cheers)

• Timmy Turner: Yes, you got your home back.
• Chubs Malone: I ask for one thing of you.
• Otis: Name it, Chubsy o Pal.

(The next night)

• Sunset Shimmer: Now this is more like it.
• Winnie the Pooh: We finally have our saloon back and our fun again.
• Wanda: Looks like everything's back to normal
• Lynn: Yeah. And it was nice of you able to let Chubs do his jokes on Tuesdays.
• Otis: (To Lynn) Well it's the least I could do, Lynn. You know I think his act is improving.
• Chubs Malone: So what is the deal with iceberg lettuce? Is it made of ice? Do not get me started. (sees a grasshopper cricketing and it runs away)
• Lincoln: That was... something.
• Otis: If you value your lives you will laugh.

(Everyone laughs nervously)

• Chubs Malone: Thank you. Please tip your wait staff.

THE END!