Paging Dr. Filly/Transcript

Paging Dr. Filly
Season 2, Episode 9b
Written by	LegoKyle14 and Magmon47
Directed by	LegoKyle14
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Here's 17th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(In ninja mode, Pig started making pancakes for everyone)

• Pig: Who wants pancakes?

(Everyone was excited)

Pooh: I can't wait for them.

-Me either.

-Yep. Nothing could possibly ruin this.

(Suddenly Freddy and Peck comes in arguing and knocks down Pig)

• Peck: I'm sick of you!
• Freddy: I'm ignoring you!
• Peck: It never stops!
• Freddy: I can't hear you!

(Began fighting some more until Otis breaks them apart)

• Otis: Guys, guys, give it rest.
• Tigger: Yeah, you guys been fighting for the past month.
• Peck: No, just for 2 weeks!
• Freddy: 2 1/2 weeks!
• Peck: 2 weeks!
• Freddy: 2 1/2!
• Peck: I smite you
• Freddy: I smite you first!
• Otis: Hey guys come on. This is a pancake brunch not a punch out in fighty town. Now sit!
• Pig: Here you go. I pick all the hay off.
• Peck: Pip, would you please tell the weasel to pass the syrup?
• Pip: Dude, leave me out of this.
• Freddy: Pip, you tell that mistake of nature he can have the syrup after he passes me the salt.
• Pip: Oh, well in that case, no.
• Human Pinkie Pie: Who would put salt on pancakes?
• Peck: Tell him, only idiots eat pancakes with salt
• Freddy: Here's your stupid syrup!
• Peck: Here's your stupid salt, stupid. (tackles Freddy)
• Otis: Pip, deploy the zone of silence.
• Pip: The what of who?
• Otis: You know that fish tank we found at the dump
• Pip: Oh, right. (pulls the rope and a fish tank drops on Freddy and Peck)
• Otis: Ok, let's eat.
• Duke: I'm not hungry anymore.
• Abby: Me either.
• Timmy Turner: I lost my appetite.
• Pig: Me too. (kept eating)
• Leni: I'm getting tired of their fighting.
• Pip: Yeah, first they ruined Brocoli Wendsday and now they make a mockey every other Thursday
• Otis: I know. They never used to fight. We got to get them to be friends again.
• Lynn: Uhhh, how exactly are we gonna do that?
• Abby: You know, I'm reading a new book called, What's the Problem Here?, by that famous horse psychiatrist, Dr. Filly.
• Duke: Really, I'm reading Heidi.
• Wanda: Continue.
• Abby: Anyway, Dr. Filly says when your friends are feuding, you should set up a friendship intervention.
• Otis: Friendship intervention?
• Sci-Twi: This could might work.
• Mickey Mouse: But Freddy and Peck won't come if they see each other.
• Goofy: Yeah, how we gonna to bring those together with fighting?
• Lincoln: Well maybe we try the subliminal approach.

(Everyone began thinking and a trio of dogs hums)

• Narrator: Later that day.
• Bessie: Why are we here again?
• Duke: We're having a friendship intervention for Freddy and Peck.
• Bessie: Hmm, that what I thought. See ya.
• Pip: Guys, here comes Peck.
• Peck: Hi guys, I'm here for the I Hate Freddy discussion group.
• Otis: Ok come on in.
• Freddy: Hey, everyone. I'm here for thee Peck is a Moron infomeral seminar. (sees Peck) What in the--
• Peck: What's he doing here?
• Rabbit: It was the only way to get you here.
• Otis: Your fighting is driving everyone crazy.
• Freddy: Is not
• Peck: Is too.
• Otis: (locks the door) Exactly. So we brought you here to meet someone special. May I present, Dr. Filly.

(Dr. Filly comes in)

• Dr. Filly: Hi, how is everybody doing?
• Pig: Hey, it's the guy from the book.
• Abby: Otis, Dr. Filly is a huge celebrity.
• Human Fluttershy: How were you able to convince him to come over?
• Otis: One word. Apples. (tossed Filly a apple)
• Dr. Filly: Man, I'm as happy to be here as a polliwog at a polka festival. Now, let's get down to business. My psychology smarts are telling me that these boys here are involved in a damaging emotional conflict.

(Everyone is surprised)

• Dr. Filly: All right. Listen up. (blows a air horn twice really loud) Now, I want you to look each other in the eye and tell me, What's the problem here?
• Peck: Um, I hate him.
• Freddy: Um, yeah, I hate him too
• Dr. Filly: Come on now.

(They looked again and they both began to cry and hugged)

• Pig: Wow color me impressed.
• Duke: Man can intervene.
• Donald Duck: Wow.
• Mickey Mouse: Would you look at that?
• Goofy: Gosh.
• Luan: Well, he's not horsing around. (laughs) Get it?
• Otis: Doc, that was amazing. You're a life saver. Come on, I got the rest of your apples outside. Here I'll help you load up your--
• Dr. Filly: Now hold on. We're not done here.
• Human Rarity: We're not?
• Donald Duck: What are you talking about?
• Dr. Filly: Folks, a one-eyed doodlebug can see that this barnyard is rife with emotional tension
• Otis: What? That's crazy.
• Lincoln: Yeah, we're like family. And we care about each other.
• Loud Girls: Aww! Thank you, Lincoln!
• Dr. Filly: Bingo. Family are like a bee keeper with his hair on fire. You can't tell what for. And if'n you do, he'll ask you do change.
• Pip: What?
• Dr. Filly: Ok for example, this little feller right here uses pancakes to smother the sad clown indside his heart.
• Pig: It's true. (sees a pancake) Oh, finders keepers. (eats it)
• Dr. Filly: And this little feller lives in the shadow of a best friend with whom he can never hope to compete.
• Otis: Is that true Pip?
• Pip: I'm not just a sidekick. I'm a person. Oh sweet cheese, it hurts!
• Dr. Filly: And you two are mired in the pasty quicksand of your ongoing romanic tension.
• Otis: I don't secretly love you!
• Abby: Me either!
• Both: (laughs nervously) Help us Dr. Filly!

(Soon everyone else begs his help)

• Dr. Filly: Now don't get your doodly-fongs in a corn fritter. We're going to prime that sum pup and see how many polliwogs can fit in the bean hat.

(Everyone stood confuse)

• Pip: What?
• Human Applejack: He says he's going to stay and help you guys.

(Everyone understood that)

• Dr. Filly: That right now you got it.

The Middle

(Outside)

• Dr. Filly: Now, I always say, You can't know a person until you walk around in his shoes and found the searing pain of his bunions.
• Pig: Question, what if these "shoes" belong to a circus clown?
• Dr. Filly: It was only a figure of speech, son.
• Pig: Ah, then I won't need these. (throws shoes away but accidentally at Leni and Cosmo)
• Dr. Filly: Now, I've paired you off so you can switch roles and show each other what you really think. Abby, Otis, why don't you start us off.
• Abby: Uh, okay. I'm Otis, I'm a good leader and I love to laugh.
• Otis: Uh, I'm Abby. I'm a girl.
• Pip: I'm Pig, I like unicorns and fudge.
• Pig: I'm Pip. I'm good with a sarcastic quip, dude.
• Duke: I'm the sheep. I'm soft a woolly.
• Dr. Filly: No, no, no, hold on.
• Mickey Mouse: What's the matter?
• Winnie the Pooh: We're saying what we really think.
• Sci-Twi: Plus nobody feelings are getting hurt.
• Dr. Filly: Well you see, you can't get to the bottom of the meat pie, without getting some gravy on your bib.

(Everyone is confused)

• Timmy Turner: Applejack, what's he's saying?
• Human Applejack: He says we're not taking like seriously.
• Dr. Filly: Exactly. You're holding back. Show me what you really think.
• Abby: Really? Are you sure?
• Otis: Ahh, don't worry Abbs. I can take it.
• Abby: Well ok. (jumps on hay)Hey everybody. I'm Otis, look at me. No no, keep looking, look at me all the time. I need you to look at me right now. I need attention 24/7 and I like dressing in ladies clothes.
• Otis: Interesting. Well I'm Abby. I have freakish upper body strength and I keep talking long after everybody stopped listening. Here I go, blabbity, blabbity, blabbity, razzle! (got hit with hay)
• Dr. Filly: Now you're getting it. Keep it going now.
• Pip: I'm Pig. I kick it in filth and eat everything.
• Pig: Oh yeah? Well I'm Pig and I'm always jumping on people cause I'm to lazy to walk. (jumps on Otis)
• Cosmo: I'm Wanda and my yakking is a big as a hippo! (turns her into a hippo)
• Wanda: You're such a mama's boy!
• Cosmo: I am not!
• Wanda: (turns Cosmo into a baby) Now you are.
• Cosmo: Hey! You made me make a poopie.
• Luna: I'm Luan and I'm always pranking people and telling lame jokes.
• Luan: Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you! I've gone partially deaf from your horrible guitar playing!
• Lucy: I'm Lynn, and I'm always wasting everyone's time with my sports stuff.
• Lynn: Oh yeah, cause you're always such a ray of sunshine.
• Lucy: At least I don't smell like crusty athletic socks.
• Lynn: Please! Like Eau De Death is better.
• Human Pinkie Pie: I'm Rarity. I want to everything classy and sophiscated.
• Human Rarity: Well, I'm Pinkie. I want to party all day, every day, ALL THE TIME!!!!
• Duke: I'm the sheep and I'm better than everyone. (bleating)
• Sheep #1: We're Duke!
• Sheep #2: Lick. Chew. Lick. Chew.
• Sheep #3: We have the brain of a walnut.
• Sheep #4: I drink toilet water.
• Sheep #5: My tail is fascinating.

(Everyone [except Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet, Eeyore, Sunset Shimmer, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Lincoln, Sci-Twi, Timmy Turner and Spike] are arguing etch other)

• Dr. Filly: Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
• Tigger: I think their friendship's in big trouble.
• Lincoln: Big time.
• Timmy Turner: Not good.

(That same day. Abby chases Otis on a tractor, Pip mocks Pig by eating a pizza, Sheeps tried to shave Duke, and the other began wrecking the place)

• Dr. Filly: Keep it up. I sensing a emotional breakthough people.
• Winnie the Pooh: So how are things going so far?
• Mickey Mouse: This is getting out of control.
• Lincoln: Yeah, and my sisters almost teared up the barnyard.

(Flashbacks to a few mintues ago)

• Lincoln: What's going on?
• Lori: I accidentally stepped on Lily's phone and she's making a huge deal! (Lily takes pictures of her) (fiercely) DON'T YOU DARE POST THOSE!
• Lily: (giggles and posts photos of Lori having double chins)
• Lori: (horrified as she screams)
• Rabbit: And Donald is starting to holding a grude on Goofy.
• Donald Duck: I do not hold a grude! (everyone not convienced) What?
• Timmy Turner: My fairies are still winging it.
• Sci-Twi: And my friends aren't speaking to each other.
• Spike the Dog: How long do you think this will last?
• Timmy Turner: I sure is will blow over tomorrow.
• Narrator: Days of intensive therapy later...
• Piglet: They're still going at each other.
• Abby: Look at me. I'm Otis the rockstar! (breaks his guitar)
• Otis: I lift weights to make Otis look weak and puny. (throws her dumbbells in the well)
• Abby: My dumbbells!!! (about to throw Filly's Book)
• Otis: And I say y'all all the time cause saying you all takes to much time. (hit with a book) Book pain!
• Eeyore: What do we do?
• Mickey Mouse: Maybe there's something in Philly's book that might help us.
• Lincoln: (looks at the book and sees something) Hey Otis, you might want to take a look at this.
• Otis: (looks) What the?
• Abby: Otis, I never say What the. I say, "hey now", or "Heaven's to Besty's" or "wha?"
• Otis: Something's rotten in horsey town. Come on guys.
• Abby: Otis, come back here. We are working on our emotions!
• Dr. Filly: Okay, breakfast, lunch, mid-day snack, pre-brunch nosh...
• Otis: Uh, Dr. Filly
• Dr. Filly: Huh?
• Donald Duck: Can we ask you something?
• Dr. Filly: Fire away.
• Otis: Would you say that " Fighting with your friends is as wrong as a 3-legged cow with a oyster for a face"?
• Dr. Filly: Heck No. Scrapping's good for the soul. Flushes out the hobbilty goblin. It's all good.
• Lincoln: Just Checking.
• Otis: We'll leave you to your apples.

(The others leave)

• Dr. Filly: Let's see. Lunch, dinner, Linner, lupper, bibbity boop.

The Ending

• Abby: (Packs up) Now that I know what Otis really thinks of me, I'm out of here.
• Pig: And if I never see Pip again, if would be too late.
• Pip: Diddo, porky.
• Duke: Adios, furball.
• Sheep: (says goodbye in anger)
• Cosmo: So long Wanda!
• Wanda: See you never!

(Everyone else says their goodbyes in anger)

• Peck: Wait for us!
• Freddy: Yeah, wait for us!
• Bessie: I thought Dr. Filly cure you two losers.
• Peck: Yes, but we're born followers.
• Freddy: Yes, born followers.
• Dr. Filly: I'm like what I'm seeing. Just don't touch my apples on the way out!
• Lincoln: Guys stop!
• Spike the dog: You been tricked.
• Otis: Yeah, this horse is a fraud.

(Everyone is shocked)

• Abby: Otis, how could you say that?
• Lori: If it wasn't for him, we couldn't how much we hate each other.
• Loud Girls: YEAH!!!!
• Otis: He's not Dr. Filly. (brings in the real Dr. Filly) This is Dr. Filly.
• Dr. Filly: Hello people.

(Everyone is shocked and confused)

• Human Applejack: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. If that's the real, Dr. Filly.
• Duke: Compete her sentence Pig.
• Pig: Then, whose that? (The real Dr. Filly takes the mask off the fake a reveal to be a donkey in disguise)
• Dr. Filly: This is a disturb former patient of mine who likes to impersonate me. Chip, we talked about this.
• Donkey: I'm so ashamed.
• Human Rainbow Dash: Guys, how did you know he was a fake?
• Otis: Easy, I just read a quote from his book and he didn't even recognized it.
• Dr. Fillly: Folks this experience has probably hurt you all deeply and open gaping emotional wounds.

(Everyone agrees)

• Dr. Filly: I though so. Well bye. Come on Chip. (leaves)
• Otis: Wow, I can't believe we almost split up for good because of a nut job donkey.
• Cosmo: I'm sorry guys.
• Human Fluttershy: Us too.
• Abby: Let's never fight again.
• Freddy: Group hug.

(They all hugged)

• Peck: I'm just glad everything's back to normal.
• Freddy: Yeah.
• Otis: Well almost everything's.

(Pig sitting on Otis head and sinking to the bottom)

• Pig: Turns out walking's overrated.

THE END!