Playtime's Over/Transcript

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Here's the transcript for Playtime's Over.

(The episode begins at Sawyer’s lair. Multiple vials of black blood lay across a table. Nyelv stands next to him, looking at the samples.)

Nyelv Stomach: What are these?
Sawyer: Blood samples from a very special friend of mine.
Nyelv Stomach: What is it for?

(Sawyer whistles for Yarnaby to come over.)

Nyelv Stomach: Are we finally creating an army?
Sawyer: Yes! However, we will be limited on how large the army can grow. The friend that allowed me to take them has long since died. I also started collecting blood sample too late to have hundreds of backups. Everything on the table is all I have. Every drop will have to be used carefully.
Nyelv Stomach: Should I get the other monster samples?
Sawyer: Not right now. I rather put test how these samples will affect the army we'll build.

(Yarnaby sets its head on the table and eyes the vials.)

Nyelv Stomach: What is the army for, sir?
Sawyer: To destroy anyone that stands in my way. (chuckles) And to cause a little mayhem when I feel it's necessary!
Nyelv Stomach: So what will they be made of? The Agents aren't stupid and already look menacing.
Sawyer: How does an army of man-eating toys sound? Ones very similar to Yarnaby?
Nyelv Stomach: Should we make them look innocent at first glance?
Sawyer: Like I said, they will be like Yarnaby. Cute appearance and all.
Nyelv Stomach: Who will we unleash them on first?
Sawyer: (chuckles) I know exactly who.
Nyelv Stomach: Shall we get started?
Sawyer: Yes! I think we'll enjoy the end results!

(Sawyer cackles as the scene shifts to Team Tabbyverse's base. They are all gathered around Phineas as he uses his phone.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Just to make sure, how many pictures did you take of the blueprint?
Phineas Flynn: Ten.

(He puts his phone on the table as it displays one image of the blueprint.)

Phineas Flynn: This is what he calls his response to Tabbyversal's popularity. A demonic looking Tabbyversal.
Blaze Caliber: What does it look like?
Phineas Flynn: Well, based on the design, this is the image that I got and it's in full color. (Shows the Blood Tabbyversal picture to Caliber)
Blaze Caliber: I see... Is there a picture of its back?

(Phineas shows the back side to Caliber. Upon seeing the tail, he screams and instinctively holds his left hand over his eyepatch. Then, three images flash quickly on the screen. The first one shows what looks to be the sharp edge of a tail dangerously close to his eye. The second is Caliber in the middle of screaming as blood gushes down from the eye socket. Some of his forehead and cheek are also bleeding. The last one shows Lord Scout using the tip of his bloody tail to stick something into his mouth. As the final image disappears, Caliber sinks to the ground while still holding his hand over his eyepatch.)

Phineas Flynn: Honestly, I don't know what kind of demon Sawyer decided to have Blood Tabbyversal as its motif. Not even Akuma has a tail, claws, wings, horns, nor a mask like that.
Isaac Caliber: Daddy?! What's wrong with your eye now?! Why are you holding it?!

(A knock is heard on the base's door. Godzilla immediately runs at the door and growls. He opens the door and sees a tall pink monster holding a red-haired doll. In front of them were a bunch of stuffed animals.)

Unnamed Doll: Hello. I'm Poppy Playtime and this is Kissy Missy and the ones below us are the Smiling Critters. We need your help.

(Still suspicious of them, Godzilla continues growling and makes his claws glow red with fire.)

Poppy: It's Harley Sawyer. He's after us and has an army with him. We can't stay out here anymore with him hunting us down.
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (offscreen) Godzilla, if it's the mailman outside, please don't attack him for the millionth time!
Poppy: Can we come in?

(Marina comes and stands beside Godzilla.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (gasps) Who are you guys?! You'll all so cute!
Poppy: Hello! I'm Poppy Playtime and this is Kissy Missy and the ones below us are the Smiling Critters. We are unfortunately toys but that's okay. We need your help. Harley Sawyer has an army and he's heading this way to hunt us down and kill us.
DogDay: Can we come in?
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Come in! I'm sorry about Godzilla, by the way. He doesn't usually like strangers.

(The group comes in and goes to where the rest of Team Tabbyverse was at. All of them were looking at Caliber except for Kate and Isaac, who are sitting next to him.)

Phineas Flynn: Did it traumatize you?
Blaze Caliber: The tail... It reminds me so much of The Warlord's...
Phineas Flynn: Who?
Blaze Caliber: Lord Scout...
Phineas Flynn: Oh, okay.
Isaac Caliber: Why is it always him doing bad things to Daddy?

(A bang was heard on the base’s door. It was Sawyer and Nyelv.)

Nyelv Stomach: Sawyer, I don’t think this is a good idea.
Sawyer: And why do you think that?
Nyelv Stomach: Didn’t you lose last time when you fought these guys?
Sawyer: That's not happening again! With our army and my driver, they won't stand a chance.
Nyelv Stomach: But they have giant monsters and all we got are toys and Agents!
Sawyer: Their monsters have seals. All that needs to be done is to steal their seals and either destroy them or take them for us.
Nyelv Stomach: What about Godzilla? He’s attached to his seal on the girl’s belt!
Sawyer: I wonder if destroying the seal would kill him if her driver were still intact. Or vice versa. (chuckles) Shall we find out, Nyelv?
Nyelv Stomach: No. I’m not grabbing it!
Sawyer: Very well. I'll do the honors!

(Unknown to them, Rowan was standing right next to them, eavesdropping on their conversation. He goes back to the group.)

Rowan Cullen: Sawyer's right outside! And he has someone with him!
Poppy: Quick! Hide us!

(Poppy and the Smiling Critters go to Marina while Kiss Missy hides behind Godzilla, who growls lowly at her.)

Phineas Flynn: Godzilla, they aren't evil.
Godzilla: (in sign language) We'll see about that!

(He grabs her arm and smells it. After a moment, he gives her a thumbs up.)

Godzilla: (in sign language) This thing smells human.
Poppy: We all were human...
Blaze Caliber: Were you turned into toys by him?
Poppy: Yes, but in the era that we were made, he had no demon blood samples.
Godzilla: (in sign language while growling) I swear I'll kill Somnus next time I see him!

(The door bursts open and many monstrous toys appeared with Sawyer, Nyelv, and the Agents. Godzilla sniffs the air for a second and growls.)

Godzilla: (signing) I can smell the demon blood! It's different from any other I've smelled before!
Sawyer: Go, my army! Destroy the pests who seek to ruin my plans! Make sure to bring Blaze to me when you're done!

(Sawyer then spots Kate and grins.)

Kate Caliber: (unnerved) What are you looking at me like that for?

(Sawyer approaches Kate and pulls out a ring from his pocket.)

Isaac Caliber: Mommy, what is he holding?!
Phineas Flynn: Is that a wedding ring?
Kate Caliber: Is this some kind of sick joke, Sawyer?
Phineas Flynn: Dude, she’s married!
Kate Caliber: Say something right now!
Sawyer: Kate, ever since I set my eyes on you back at the dance in the 80s, I have been in love with you. However, that stupid popular kid took you instead of me having the chance to even say a word!
Kate Caliber: The moment you said you loved me all the way back then, I knew you are just messing with me to get at Caliber. No one other than Cedric cared about me then! Not even my own family!
Sawyer: Then why would I have the same ring I got for you back when that dance happened? (Shows the ring he bought for her)
Kate Caliber: The answer is still no, Sawyer! Not only am I married, you've done horrible things to my husband! I could never love a monster like you! I don't even want to think of what you'll do to my children!

(Sawyer snaps his fingers and two Agents grab Kate. He takes off the ring Caliber gave her and tosses it and then puts on the ring he got for her. The ring that Caliber got for Kate lands in his hands.)

Kate Caiber: What are you doing?! Let go of me!
Sawyer: If you want your kids to live, I suggest you make the wise choice and accept my ring.

(Suddenly, Rowan teleports right in front of Kate and stares Sawyer down in his full angelic form.)

Sawyer: This just might be my lucky day!
Rowan Cullen: You best stop your attempts to marry this woman. You won't feel it now, but in the afterlife, your spirit with burn for all eternity! Lord Scout faced eternal punishment in it, I'll make sure you do THE SAME for your crimes when the time comes for you to die!
Sawyer: You don't scare me.

(From his wings, Rowan fires beams of golden light right into Sawyer and the Agents' eyes. Sawyer looks down and puts in something into his belt. He then transforms into Blood Tabbyversal.)

Rowan Cullen: Kate! I think it's best you run! See if you can defeat any of the toys while I fight Sawyer!
Sawyer: Not so fast!

(Sawyer summons black chains several chains to go around Kate's legs.)

Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Can someone get me the staff from my bedroom?
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: I'll go! Can you watch Poppy and the Smiling Critters for me?
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Sure.
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Good!

(She runs to Morrigan's bedroom but is stopped by a toy. It was a small gold-and-brown jackal.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Are you one of the Smiling Critters? Why did you follow me when Morrigan's supposed to look after you all?

(It says nothing and starts attacking her.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey! What is this about?! I'm trying to help you and your friends!

(Meanwhile, Sawyer continues to slash at Rowan as Blood Tabbyversal. Each strike is blocked usinghis wings, creating many metallic clanging sounds.)

Sawyer: (growls) Why won't you stay down?!
Rowan Cullen: Do you really think you can defeat someone who's a god and angel?

(Caliber suddenly tackles Sawyer. However, the tail on Blood Tabbyversal stabs him in the leg.)

Sawyer: Look who finally came!
Blaze Caliber: (clutching his leg) What is this abomination?!
Sawyer: Say hello to my rider form, Blaze! Blood Tabbyversal! (cackles)

(Despite the pain he's going through, Caliber whips out one of his pistols and shoots at Sawyer.)

Sawyer: Still brave as ever, are you?
Blaze Caliber: I'll never stop fighting anyone The Warlord's associated with! I have to! It's the only way I can avenge everyone I lost!
Sawyer: Aww. How pathetic!
Blaze Caliber: What's pathetic is turning children into toys... Are you too scared to regularly target adults? Why children, you sick freak?
Sawyer: One of your friends became one of my most brilliant creations! Madjack the Golden Jackal!

(He pulls up his mask to hide his expression, but his eye widens in shock and horror. Meanwhile, Big the Cat finds the staff and brings it to Morrigan.)

Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Finally, I can actually use it for once!

(Nyelv's Agents shoot at her and Big.)

Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: I'm gonna need some backup! I need to get to Sawyer.

(Suddenly, a fireball is hurled at the Agents from somewhere offscreen.)

Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Thanks.
Godzilla: (in sign language) No problem. Are you okay?

(Morrigan gives a thumbs up. Meanwhile, Yarnaby approaches Marina after she manages to get Madjack off her.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey... What's up, Yarnaby?...

(Yarnaby growls at her.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Shhh, it's okay. I don't want to hurt you.

(Yarnaby pounces on her and growls in a hungry manner.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Were you once human like Poppy and her friends?...

(Yarnaby growls at her.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Umm, is that a yes or no?...
Sawyer: (from a distance) He won’t listen to anyone but me! Kill her, Yarnaby!
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Please don't! I want to help you! I really do!

(She pets Yarnaby on its chest. It roars in her face, though it seems to enjoy the sensation. Sawyer growls at this.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey, do you want more pets?

(Yarnaby rolls over and purrs.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Do you want belly rubs?

(Sawyer snaps his fingers and Yarnaby starts attacking her.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Hey! You looked like you wanted me to pet you a second ago! What's wrong?!
Sawyer: (to Rowan) Say goodbye to your loved one!
Rowan Cullen: Get away from my daughter, you beast!

(He fires golden light into Yarnaby's eyes. While it's blinded and in pain, Rowan runs at Yarnaby and uses his wings to push it off her. He then picks Marina up.)

Rowan Cullen: Are you alright, sweetheart?
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: I thought I could befriend Yarnaby! It seemed so nice for a second before turning on me!

(Sawyer deactivates Blood Tabbyversal and stabs Rowan in the back.)

Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Papa! Are you okay?!
Rowan Cullen: (in pain) I...It could be worse, sweetheart. I'm fine.
Sawyer: (Laughs) At last! The blood of an angel and a god!
Rowan Cullen: (chuckles) You wretched little human. You will regret this, Sawyer. Oh so very much. You have no idea what you've done.
Sawyer: (Sarcastically) Ooo. I’m so scared.
Rowan Cullen: You will be.

(Suddenly, another set of wings emerges from Rowan's back. They resemble The Prosecutor's but lack any extra mouths. His body is also consumed by golden light.)

Rowan Cullen: I may not be the god of justice, but I will strike you down for your crimes upon this world and many others!

(The golden light is then absorbed into the pendant around his neck, which opens up an eye on it. The pendant, along with the eyes on his secondary set of wings, fire a beam directly at Sawyer. Morrigan arrives.)

Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Don’t light him on fire yet! I haven’t even prepared my stake yet!
Rowan Cullen: I'm doing what should've been done a long time ago! Don't distract me!
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Bro. I was gonna ask you to tie him up so I can prepare my stake! I’ve prepared my way of finishing the job for seven years now!
Rowan Cullen: You should've come earlier if you wanted me to do that!

(Rowan intensifies the power of the blast. The blast is then dispersed by a pair of demonic-looking wings. It belongs to Sawyer. He also has horns and a tail.)

Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Now that’s just creepy.
Rowan Cullen: How?... What just happened right now?
Sawyer: When you fired that beam, I drank the last vial of a very special demon’s blood. He didn’t have wings, but I sure do! And now you’ve made me mad!
Rowan Cullen: Impossible... You shouldn't have survived!
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Can we tie him up now so I can prepare my stake and we burn him?

(In the background, The Prosecutor can be hovering in the air with a curious and amused expression.)

The Prosecutor: (giggles) What a show I'm getting today! I can't wait to see where this goes!
Sawyer: You’ll pay for that, Angel Boy!
Rowan Cullen: (to Morrigan) I don't think it's possible to tie him up now.
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: (to Marina) Go fetch me some water.
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Got it!

(While she runs to the kitchen, she passes by Godzilla, who is holding multiple Smiling Critters in his arms.)

Sawyer: Water won’t be able to defeat-

(Marina returns with a spray bottle. Rowan suddenly takes it from her. As he holds it, the bottle turns gold.)

Rowan Cullen: See if this does anything, Sweetheart!

(Marina sprays Sawyer with it. It does nothing but make him even angrier. Godzilla then comes back, still holding the Smiling Critters.)

Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Welp. That didn’t work.

(Godzilla sniffs the air before growling. In his rage, he accidently drops all the Smiling Critters.)

Godzilla: (in sign language) Something's off! I smell demon blood, but it's nothing I've taken in before! It almost smells...human. In a different way than Sawyer's usual scent...
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: And what is his usual scent? Blood?
Sawyer: Hey! I shower twice a day and put on cologne!
Godzilla: (in sign language) I can't describe it, but the human blood in Sawyer isn't his. I only smelled it after he drank the vial of demon blood... It's definitely not Somnus' blood.
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Can you tie him up while I set up something real quick?
Godzilla: (signing) I'll try!
Sawyer: I have better things to do than deal with you! (Walks towards Kate who was being helped by Caliber)
Blaze Caliber: Kate... Did he do anything to you?...
Kate Caliber: No... I'm okay now that you got the chain off me.
Sawyer: Stay away from my love, Blaze! She’s mine and always has been!

(Caliber gets ready to pull a pistol out, but upon spotting the horns and tails on Sawyer, he completely freezes up.)

Sawyer: Don’t like my half-demon look? You can thank your friends for angering me!
Kate Caliber: Caliber... Dear... Are you okay?
Sawyer: (chuckles) Reliving the trauma, Blaze? Do you remember all your friends we killed? The lives that were lost?
Kate Caliber: (hugging Caliber) He's trying to get to you. Try your best to ignore him...
Sawyer: You've been wanting to fight, haven't you?
Blaze Caliber: I...I just have two questions. W-Who was Madjack?... A-And what demon's blood did you take?...
Sawyer: I can't tell you about Madjack but the Warlord was so nice to lend me some samples. This one though was special, It was everything he never got. Well... except for diseases. I had to run it through a disease remover.

(Kate and Caliber can do nothing but stare at him in horror. He balls his fist in anger but can't find it in himself to move.)

Sawyer: Are you gonna fight, or are still a coward?
Kate Caliber: We can face him together... I'll be right by your side!
Sawyer: How pathetic. You shouldn't have married him in the first place!
Kate Caliber: You can't tell me who I can or can't love!
Sawyer: Oh yeah? Bring it!
Blaze Caliber: Kate... Let me fight him by myself. There's no talking me out of this; I need to face him myself!

(Sawyer was in his normal form as Caliber approaches him.)

Blaze Caliber: You want to fight me?! I'm ready! I promised I would battle anyone connected with The Warlord; you're no exception!
Sawyer: You don’t even stand a chance!
Blaze Caliber: I would rather die than let a monster like you go unchallenged! Fight me!
Sawyer: With pleasure!
Blaze Caliber: Awakening Power! Plosion Rage! Ready, fight! (tranforms into Kamen Rider Buffa Plosion Rage)
Sawyer: Impressive. I can't believe you're still a Buffa user in some way. (smirks) Figured it would've been destroyed by now.

(Caliber growls and charges, trying to ram into him with his horns. Sawyer moves to the side. Caliber runs back and tries again, but Sawyer once again sidesteps the attack.)

Sawyer: I thought you would be stronger than that, Blaze.
Kamen Rider Buff Plosion Rage: Stop calling me Blaze!

(Sawyer charges at Caliber and tackles him before starting to strangle him.)

Sawyer: You know, you and your friends have been a pain in my side for far too long. Whether it be your old buddies or new ones, it's all the same. (chuckles)

(Sawyer's neck was suddenly grabbed by someone behind Sawyer. It was Rowan, who then throws him away. He stands protectively over Caliber, ready to attack Sawyer again if necessary. Sawyer turns the opposite direction and charges at Marina. However, he is swiftly confronted by Godzilla.)

Godzilla: (smirks while signing) You made a mistake giving yourself demon blood. That's my expertise in killing.
Sawyer: Nyelv, gather the army. We're leaving.
Nyelv Stomach: Aww, man. But we were only just starting to test the new toys out!
Sawyer: Gather them up and meet me back at the lab.

(Sawyer leaves. Nyelv, the Agents, and the Monstrous Toys follow after him.)

Godzilla: (in sign language) Cowards!
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: Welp. Time to clean up the mess they made.
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: What are we going to do with Poppy and her friends?
Morrigan "Kitty" Meows: They are members of our team now.
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: (to the toys) Are you guys okay with that?
Poppy: Of course.
Marina "Dusk" Cullen: Yay!

(As Team Tabbyverse prepares to clean up their base, the scene goes back to Sawyer and his minions.)

Nyelv Stomach: What's next, sir?
Sawyer: I have to find some use for this angel blood. It may not be monster blood, but I'm interested to see what could come out of it.
Nyelv Stomach: Okay.
Sawyer: I suppose you weren't able to get your hands on any of the monsters' seals. Correct?
Nyelv Stomach: No, sir.
Sawyer: Ah, well. There's always next time. The new toys need the practice, anyway.
Nyelv Stomach: Of course, sir.

(Yarnaby comes and lays down beside Sawyer as the screen fades to black.)