Opening/Meet Dobby[]
(The movie begins)
Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Harry. Remember us?
Harry Potter: Why, of course I remember you all. It's great to see you all.
Tigger: Say, Harry. How ya doing?
Rabbit: How's your summer coming along.
Harry Potter: Miserable. Especially with Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia and Dudley.
Donald Duck: Oh, boy.
Littlefoot: Have you kept in touch with Ron and Hermonie?
Harry Potter: Yeah, I've tried to write letters to both of them. But they haven't wrote me back.
Pooh: We’re ever so sorry, Harry.
(Hedwig chirps and hoots at Harry to let her out of the cage.)
Harry Potter: I cant let you out, Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school. My friends can’t also let you either. Besides, if Uncle Vernon-
Uncle Vernon: (yelling angrily from downstairs) Harry Potter!
Harry Potter: (to Hedwig) Now you've done it. (to heroes) See what I mean, guys.
Misty: (groans) Same old Vernon.
Tigger: I see the Dursleys haven't changed a bit.
Harry Potter: Tell me about it.
(Downstairs petunia was making a pudding just as Harry comes in)
Petunia: He’s in there. Vernon.
(Harry comes in the living room)
Vernon: I’m warning you if you can’t control that silly bird, it’ll have to go.
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Dobby: Harry Potter. It’s such an honor.
(Harry closes the door)
Harry Potter: Who are you?
Dobby: Dobby. Dobby the house elf.
Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn’t a good time to have a house elf in my bedroom.
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Harry Potter: You see why I got to back? I don't belong here. I belong in your world, at Hogwarts. It's the only place I got friends.
Dobby: Friends you don't even write to, Harry Potter?
Harry Potter: Well you see- Hold on. How did you know that my friends haven’t been writing back to me?
Dobby:
Harry Potter: Give me those now!
Escaping the Dursleys/The Burrow[]
(Later Vernon finished screwing in the window bars)
Vernon: You're never going back to that school and you're never gonna see those freaky friends of yours again. Never!
Misty: You're just a bully!
Pikachu: Pika!
(Later that night Harry and his friends were sleeping just as they heard a noise that woked them up. He gets out of bed and looks out his window and sees something coming closer and came was a flying car and drives from the side. It was Ron, Fred and George)
Ron Weasley: Hi Harry. Hi Pooh.
Harry Potter: Ron, Fred, George. What are you all doing here?
Ron Weasley: Rescuing you and the others of course. Now come on, get your trunk.
(Harry packs his trunk and Ron puts a hook on the window bar)
Ron: Better stand back. (Harry stood back) Let’s go!
(The car moves forward and pulls the bars, but it woke up Vernon and petunia)
Petunia Dursley: What is it?
(The car’s trunk opens)
Vernon Dursley: Potter!
Dudley: Dad, what's going on?
(Vernon unlocks the door while Harry brings Hedwig to the car.)
Misty: Vernon's coming!
Ron: Come on, Harry, hurry up!
Vernon: Petunia, they're escaping!
(Harry attempts to get in the car but Vernon caught one of Harry’s legs)
Ron: I got you Harry.
Vernon: Come here!
Harry: Let go of me!
Vernon: Oh no, boy! You and that bloody pigeon and the weird friends of yours are not going anywhere!
Harry: Get off!
Ron: Drive!
George: Fred, drive!
(Fred drives and caused Vernon to lose his balance and falls down)
Dudley: Dad! Are you alright?!
(Vernon gets up)
Shaggy Rogers: Sayonara, Vernon.
Cera: Yeah, hasta a la vista.
Ash Ketchum: So long.
(Misty sticks her tongue out)
(Harry happily closes the door and the car flew away as Vernon looks gawking at the car flying)
Ron Weasley: By the way, Harry... Happy birthday.
(The car flew away. Cuts to morning as the car approaches a rundown tall house and the car lands. The heroes and the Weasley brothers enter the burrow)
Fred: Okay come on.
(The heroes looked at the kitchen and see a pan getting scrubbed without a human)
Knockturn Alley/Meet Gilderoy Lockhart[]
Molly Weasley: Okay Harry. You go first.
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Creepy Witch: Not lost are you, my dears?
Winnie the Pooh: No, ma'am.
Harry Potter: We're fine, thank you. we were just-
(Creepy people walk up to surround Harry and the heroes.)
Creepy Witch: Come with us. We'll help you find your way back.
Harry Potter: No, please.
Simba: Harry, don't talk to that lady.
Hagrid: Harry? Pooh Bear? Ash? Littlefoot? SpongeBob? Simba?
Heroes: (with Harry) Hagrid!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, thank goodness you're here.
Draco Malfoy: Bet you love that didn’t you potter? Famous Harry Potter.
Littlefoot: Well, Malfoy, we see you haven't changed a bit.
Draco Malfoy: That’s right you extinct creature.
Flying to Hogwarts/The Whomping Willow[]
(The crash into the wall)
Conductor: Oi, what you all think you’re doing?
Harry Potter: Oh nothing. Just lost control of the trolley.
Daphne: Yes. Faulty wheels.
(the conductor leaves)
Harry: Why can’t we get through?
In Trouble/Mandrakes[]
Littlefoot: Oh, boy, we are in trouble.
Argus Filch: Oh, dear, you are right.
(Cut to Snape with the daily prophet)
Severus Snape: You were seen by no less than 7 muggles. Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world. Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born.
Ron Weasley: Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.
Severus Snape: Silence.
Ash Ketchum: Yes, Professor.
Severus Snape: I assure you that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me the both of you and Pooh and his friends would be on the train home tonight. As it is.
Dumbledore: They are not.
Harry Potter: Professor Dumbledore. Professor McGonagall.
Patrick: Oh, are we glad to see you.
Severus Snape: Headmaster, these boys have flouted the Decree for the Restriction of Underage Wizardy. As such...
Dumbledore: I am well aware of our bylaws, Severus, having written quite a few of them myself. However as head of Gryffindor House, it is for Professor McGonagall to determine the appropriate action.
Ron Weasley: We'll go and get our stuff then.
McGonagall: What are you talking about, Mr. Weasley?
Daphne Blake: Aren't you going to expel Harry and Ron?
McGonagall: Not today, Miss Blake... (to Harry and Ron) but I must impress on both of you the seriousness of what you have done. I will be writing to your families tonight, and you will both receive detention.
Misty: That sounds fair.
(Later the next day, we go to a green house where an elderly professor comes in)
Professor: Morning everyone,
Ron gets a Howler[]
Dean Thomas: Hey Ron. Is that your owl?
(Errol flies into the Great Hall and crashes in front of Ron. The Slytherins all laugh)
Ron: Bloody bird's a menace. [He takes a red envelope from Errol. As the owl flies away, Ron looks at the envelope.] Oh, no!
Seamus: Look, everyone, Weasley's got himself a Howler.
Neville: Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my Gran once. It was horrible.
[Ron tentatively opens the envelope.]
Howler: [in Mrs. Weasley's voice] RONALD WEASLEY! [rearranges itself into a floating mouth] HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! [turns to Ginny, also sitting at the table] Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud. [sticks out its tongue at Ron and then tears itself up and everyone looks at Ron)
Pixie Trouble/Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood[]
Sandy Cheeks: There's too many of them!
Fred Jones: We can't take them all!
Ron Weasley: What do we do now?!
Hermione: Immobulous!
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Neville: Why’s it always me?
(Later that day)
Oliver Wood: I spent the summer of devising a whole new quidditch program we are going to train early harder and- I don’t believe it.
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Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood.
(Hermione felt hurt and angry upon hearing it.)
Tigger: Oh, bad choice of words.
Ron Weasley: You'll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs!
Harry hears voices/Writing on the wall[]
Minerva talks about the Chamber of Secrets[]
Making the Polyjuice potion/Rogue Bludger[]
(Hagrid, Ron, Hermione and the heroes check on Harry
Harry Potter: Thank you.
Hermione Granger: Are you okay?
Harry Potter. No. I think-I think my arm is broken.
Professor Lockhart: Not to worry, Harry. I will fix that arm of yours straight away.
Harry Potter: No. Not you.
???: You'll make it worse.
Professor Lockhart: Oh, boy. He and his friends don't know what they're saying.
Encountering Dobby again/Moaning Myrtle[]
Ron Weasley: Who's Moaning Myrtle?
Moaning Myrtle: I'm Moaning Myrtle!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, my!