Opening/Meeting the Szalinski family[]
(The film opens as Pooh Bear, Ash and friends are seen traveling down the road. We cut to a neighborhood where a postman was putting mail in the Thompsons' mailbox and then next door to the Szalinskis, giving a letter to the dog, Quark)
Postman: Good morning, Quark.
(Quark goes around the back as we cut to the Szalinski's kitchen)
Amy Szalinski: I couldn't believe it. Lisa told Janet that Paul asked Barbara to ask me if I had a date to the dance. No. They broke up for religious differences. She thought she was God and he disagreed.
(The radio was playing as Quark comes in)
Amy Szalinski: Yeah, this afternoon around five.
(Quark barks as we see Nick working on something)
Amy Szalinski: I'm meeting him at the mall. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah.
(Amy turns on a machine as it whirrs)
Amy Szalinski: Oh, I can't. I've got to hang around awhile and keep an eye on Nick. He likes to take things apart. Well, that’s why I watch it at your house. Things will cool off after today. Dad has his big "show and tell" at the lab.
(Nick prepares to test his gadget)
Nick Szalinski: (growls) Zap!
(Quark barks as he got off the chair and runs out of the room)
Nick Szalinski: It works! It really works!
Amy Szalinski: Nick, get real.
Nick Szalinski: The subject... has disappeared.
Amy: No, no, it's not that. No. Mom and Dad had an argument last night and Mom spent the night at Grandma's. I think she just needed a rest. Right, her and me both. Yeah, okay. Okay. Bye. (hangs up the phone)
Nick: Amy... when’s Mom coming home?
Amy: She’s working, Nick. She’ll be home this afternoon.
(ZAPPING SOUND)
Amy: If only Dad could get that machine to work. (She pressed the "Breakfast" button on the messenger machine)
(BELL RINGS, MACHINE WHIRRS, BELL RINGS)
Wayne: Breakfast. (blows the flame out on the machine) I need a couple of minutes here. (types a reply on his computer keyboard)
Amy: “I’ll be down in five minutes.” Typing with his gloves on again.
(Quark hops on the couch as Wayne continues to work as sparks continue flying. The scene goes outside to another house. Inside, we see "Big Russ" Thompson Sr. snoring and the noise from the Szalinski house wakes him up)
"Big Russ" Thompson: Oh, no, not again! (gets out of bed) Who does he think he is, Mister Wizard? (opens the window) (shouts) Szalinski, give it a rest! It’s Saturday! (hits his head on the window)
Mae Thompson: It's construction, honey. You of all people should understand that.
"Big Russ" Thompson: Yeah, but I want some sleep. We got a four-hour drive ahead of us. (gets back in bed) And I think he should have some consideration for other people.
Mae Thompson: (groans) Give the guy a break.
(Suddenly, there was a crash)
"Big Russ" Thompson: I’ll give him a break. I'll break his arm! (gets out of bed)
Mae Thompson: Honey!
(We see Amy making breakfast)
"Big Russ" Thompson: (shouts) Szalinski!
(Big Russ and Mae come outside)
Mae Thompson: You're much bigger than he is.
"Big Russ" Thompson: Szalinski!
(Ron comes out of his tent)
Mae Thompson: Honey, can't we--
Ron Thompson: Hold it, Dad.
(Big Russ stops at a line that's tied to a mousetrap, which is part of Ron's Rube Goldberg trespasser system)
Ron Thompson: Don't move.
"Big Russ" Thompson: Ron, what are you doing?
Ron Thompson: Defending the backyard, Dad.
"Big Russ" Thompson: That's my fishing rod! (steps on the line which snaps the mousetrap and fired a toy arrow with a suction cup on the end from a bow)
Ron Thompson: Dad, stop!
(We hear a thud as Big Russ groans)
Ron Thompson: Dad!
"Big Russ" Thompson: (has the arrow on his forehead) Am I bleeding?
Mae Thompson: Honey, it’s rubber.
(Big Russ tries to pull it off, but it's stuck)
Ron Thompson: Dad, I told you not to move.
"Big Russ" Thompson: What’s on this thing?
Ron Thompson: Super Glue.
"Big Russ" Thompson: Super Glue?
Ron Thompson: Gotta mark those trespassers, Dad.
(Amy watches from the inside)
"Big Russ" Thompson: I'm not a trespasser. I'm your father!
Mae Thompson: Better wash it off quick, hon.
"Big Russ" Thompson: It's taking the skin off.
Mae Thompson: I'll talk to you later.
(They went inside but didn't know the arrow was still tied to the line of Big Russ' fishing rod and Ron picked it up)
"Big Russ" Thompson: What's with this kid?
Mae Thompson: He's 12.
"Big Russ" Thompson: Attila the Hun was 12 once, too, you know.
Mae Thompson: Oh, come on!
(They go inside the house)
Ron Thompson: He's sounding.
(He yanks the fishing rod as we hear Big Russ screaming, glass shattering, and a cat screeching)
Amy Szalinski: Weird family.
(Pooh Bear, Ash, and friends are passing through. Big Russ and Mae saw them)
"Big Russ" Thompson: (mumbles) That is some freaky little pet that kid's got there. And some animals and dinosaurs, too.
Pikachu: Pika?
(Pikachu hears the sound of zapping and then rushes off)
Ash Ketchum: Hey! Pikachu, what are you doing? Pikachu!
Pooh Bear: Where are you going?
Piglet: Wait for us!
Wayne works on the shrinking machine[]
(Upstairs, Nick goes and checks up on his father was still working on his machine)
Nick Szalinski: Dad?
(Wayne got his attention)
Nick Szalinski: Look, I finished mine. It looks just like yours, huh?
Wayne Szalinski: That's great, Nick
Nick Szalinski: You know, Dad. I was calculating. If you took all the molecules in this house--
Wayne Szalinski: Listen, Nick, I gotta get this thing working before I leave.
(Pikachu peeks through the window)
Wayne Szalinski: Why don't you go help your sister?
(Nick then leaves the room as he watched Wayne start up the machine for a bit before heading back downstairs)
(Pikachu looks through the window curiously)
Pikachu: Pika.
Quark: (whimpers)
Wayne Szalinski: Stay back, boy. If this thing works, this will put us right with the invention of electricity, first man in space.
Quark: (barking)
Wayne Szalinski: First dog in space.
Pikachu: Pika!
(Then he witnesses Wayne focusing the ray of the machine on an apple)
Wayne Szalinski: Come on! Shrink! Shrink! (turns up the power phase on the machine's remote) Please, please, shrink. Please, shrink.
(Wayne pressed the button but instead of the apple shrinking, it explodes leaving applesauce everywhere)
Pikachu: Pika?!
Wayne: On the other hand, we've come up with an interesting way of making applesauce.
Ash Ketchum: (offscreen) Hey, Pikachu! Whatcha doing up there? Find something interesting?
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Wayne Szalinski: Hey, guys. I didn't hear you all come in.
Pooh Bear: Why, hello, there, sir,
Ash Ketchum: Oh. Sorry for barging in here, sir. My apologies. I didn't mean to interrupt your work. I was looking for something that was peeking through your window.
Wayne: Aww, that's okay.
Pikachu: Pika.
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, there you are.
Wayne: So that is what that little guy's name, huh?
(Wayne is about to touch Pikachu's cheeks but Ash stopped him gently.)
Ash Ketchum: Careful, sir. Pikachu is an Electric type, and has about 100,000 volts stored in his cheeks.
Wayne: Oh, ok, son. And who might you be, guys?
Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit and I'm Winnie the Pooh. And, Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Wayne: I recognize your story. My wife used to read them to my kids each night at bedtime when they were little.
Rabbit: That's wonderful.
Pooh Bear: Anyway, these are my other friends Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Brock, Misty, Togepi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Spike, Petrie, Chomper, Ruby, Guido, Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, Mr. Thicknose, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star. Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy and Ziggy, Simba, Nala, Pumbaa, Timon and Zazu, Jiminy Cricket, Louis, Mulan, Alice, the White Rabbit, the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, Ttark, Laura Powers, Mac, Bloo, Frankie Foster, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, and Dash .
Wayne: Very nice to meet you all.
Ash Ketchum: I guess my Pikachu, being the Electric type Pokémon, heard some zapping sounds and came to check out where it was coming from.
Tigger: So, who are you?
Wayne: My name is Wayne Szalniski. (Quark walks up to the heroes greeting them) Oh, this is my pet dog, Quark.
Pooh Bear: Why, hello, there, Quark.
Misty: Aren't you the cutest little dog? (She petted Quark)
March Hare: So, what is it that you're working on?
Wayne: A shrinking machine.
White Rabbit: And does it work?
Wayne: Not yet.
Alice: We're terribly sorry, sir.
Wayne: It's all right. I just need to keep trying. Would you guys like to meet my kids downstairs?
Pumbaa: We'd love to.
(Wayne leads Pooh Bear and his friends downstairs to the kitchen.)
Wayne: Amy, Nick. This is Pooh Bear and his friends
Amy: Winnie the Pooh? Hey, I remember when my mom used to read your bedtime stories to me when I was very little.
Nick: Yeah, I used to love your bedtime stories.
Wayne leaves for the conference/Nick shows Tommy the Lawn Mower[]
Mae: You got it, honey.
Big Russ: Are you sure?
Mae: Positive. You're wiping away brain cells and they're aren't many to spare.
Big Russ: Everybody in my family's a comedian.
Mae: Everybody except you, hon.
Big Russ: Darn right. Well, look who's decided to join the land of the living. And is Russell ready for his big fishing trip?
Little Russ: Not really, Dad.
Big Russ: Not really? There's a big fish out there with your name on it. (Little Russ went into the bathroom and slammed the door)
Little Russ: Fishing's your thing, Dad, not mine.
Big Russ: What's the matter with him?
Mae: Shush.
Big Russ: What do you mean, shush? There... I see nothing wrong with wanting to take my son fishing.
Mae: Russell, I shouldn't be telling you this, but he was cut from the football team yesterday.
Big Russ: What?
Mae: Honey, please. What he doesn't need right now is to hear from you.
Big Russ: He needs something. When I was his age, I was capt...
Mae: Captain of the team.
Big Russ: And if my father'd wanted me to go on a fishing trip, I would've been gra...
Mae: You'd been grateful. Russ, he is too small for football.
Big Russ: He is not too small for football!
Mae: Honey, when you say things like that, you make him feel about this big.
Big Russ: If he wants to feel big, he should act big.
Amy: Elbows up. What's the matter with you?
Nick: I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.
Amy: Fine. Here, Quark. Anybody else?
Pooh Bear: No, thank you, Amy.
Ash Ketchum: We're not into burned meals.
Littlefoot: Yeah, we're not hungry just now.
Tigger: I’m good.
Amy: It's okay with me. Eat it, dad, before it gets cold. Did you get the machine to work?
Wayne Szalinski: Yeah. A few more bugs to get out.
Mad Hatter: What bugs do you mean?
Wayne Szalinski: The machine blows up whatever I try to shrink.
March Hare: That's a bug alright. But I'm sure you'll get it right.
Alice: March Hare is right, Mr. Szalinski.
Amy: What about the conference?
(A cat clock meows)
Wayne: Geez, the conference. I've gotta get going.
Amy: Dad! Dad, wait. Dad!
Wayne: If mom calls, tell her I'll be home by lunchtime.
Amy: Dad, don't forget my dress from the cleaners, Nick's allergy pills...
Wayne: It's all in my head. Don't worry
(Wayne heads out the door)
Wayne: Wish me luck. I need luck getting out of this door.
(Then, the phone rings)
Amy: House of Insanity.
Diane: Hi, honey.
Amy: Hi, Mom. Nick go get Dad. He's just leaving for the conference.
Nick: Dad, it's Mom.
Wayne: Where?
Nick: On the phone.
Diane: How everything go this morning?
Amy: Boy did we miss you.
Diane: I missed you too, honey. Did Paul Tate ask you to the dance?
Amy: I think he's going to. I'm gonna meet him at the mall later today. Here's Dad.
Wayne: Thanks. Hi
Diane: Hi. I called to wish you luck at the conference.
Wayne: Look, Diane, if things go well this morning, everything will change around here, I promise you.
Diane: Okay. I have a house to show, and then I'll be home this afternoon and we'll talk. Good luck today.
Wayne: Thanks. Bye, honey. (Hangs up the phone)
Amy: What time is Mom coming home?
Wayne: Later. Listen, we gotta make this place spic and span, okay. Nick, I want you to mow the lawn. Amy... (look around the house) Good luck.
(In the backyard, Nick is talking with his friend Tommy)
Nick: I'm helping my dad with this real, important, new, invention. So, um, I'll.. I'll let you mow half my yard.
Tommy: No thanks. (then Nick uncovers and shows a special hi-tech lawn mower) Wow! With that?
Nick: Yeah, (Picks up the mower's remote control) and with this. (presses a button and the mower's flag goes up, presses another button and a little satellite starts spinning around 360 degrees as it beeps)
Tommy: Oh, it's a remote control!
Nick: (he pressed another button on the remote which starts up the mower's motor and pressed it again to turn it off) Tell you what. You throw in a box of cookies, I'll let you cut the whole thing.
Tommy: Oh, but I have to go and meet Newt right now. Uh I could do it later?
Nick: I don't think so because my dad's gonna come home and...
Tommy: Awww, come on.
Nick: Okay. Don't be too late.
Tommy: Okay, thanks. (runs off)
Nick: No problem.
Tommy: See you later!
Nick: (pressing the remote's buttons turns off the mower's satellite and puts the flag down) Nothing like a hard day's work. (Sets the remote control back on the mower and covers it back up)
Meeting Ron Thompson[]
(Next door, Big Russ was checking off everything on his list for the fishing trip)
Big Russ: French Fries, Tater sticks, meatloaf, veal parmedjian?
Ron: (comes out with his things and pulls out his baseball bat and ball) Hey, Dad, wanna go play some baseball?
Big Russ: Baseball. No. I gotta load the camper, Ron, I'm busy.
Ron: Hey, Russ, pitch for me.
(Ron hears the noise.)
Ron: Hey, Szalanski. Ever do anything normal like play baseball?
Nick: Nope. Baseball's for mortals.
Ron: Maybe you can be the base.
Nick: Maybe you can be the mound.
Big Russ: Ronald! Lug your stuff!
Ron: Later, worm.
Rabbit: Hmph, such rude behavior.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Zazu: I couldn't agree more. That is one rude young man next door, hmph!
Cera: Yeah, I don't know what his problem is.
Littlefoot: Hmm, well he is a baseball kid.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Jiminy Cricket: Seems to me this rude young man is not into science.
Simba: Kids are interested in all different kinds of things.
Nick: Yeah, I'm into science just like my dad. Ash, what are you, Brock and Misty into?
Ash Ketchum: We're into Pokemon training.
Nick: Sounds interesting. Tell me, Ash. What is this...Pokémon training like? How is it done?
Ash Ketchum: Well you see, Nick. Misty, Brock and I kept our Pokemon creatures in our balls. (shows Nick Pokeballs)
Nick: Cool.
Ash Ketchum: Yep, they're called Pokeballs. We trained our Pokemon whenever we encounter new creatures and we sometimes have our Pokemon fight our rivals. You’re also only allowed to catch and keep 6 Pokémon.
Misty: That's not all, Nick. We've also have been trying our best to avoid our enemies called Team Rocket.
Nick: What's Team Rocket? Some sort of team of space scientists involved with rocket launching?
Brock: Not what you think. They're an evil gang of Pokémon thieves, which means they kept trying to steal Ash's Pikachu and our Pokémon.
Nick: I see.
Pikachu: (nods) Pika.
Ash Ketchum: Yep, the Team Rocket are nothing but trouble.
Brock: In the world of Pokémon, you can choose to be a researcher, a trainer, a stylist, a breeder, a groomer, a doctor, a watcher, a professor, a connosoieur, or a coordinator. There are even Gym Leaders who give you badges when you defeat them.
Misty: When you have all 8 of them, you are qualified to enter the Pokémon League.
Nick: Sounds amazing.
Tigger: Indeed, Nicky-boy. We all have our adventures together we make new friends, encounter enemies and save the world at the same time.
Jiminy Cricket: Nick, who was this rude young man anyway?
Nick: That's Ron Thompson my next door neighbor.
Ash Ketchum; (sighs in his thoughts) Ron is such a rude punk. We probably won't have anything in common.
Ron: (angrily in his thoughts) That Ketchum kid is such a loser and so is his freaky little yellow pet. His weird friends are losers too. We have nothing in common.
Big Russ: (in his thoughts) I bet Ron won't have anything in common with that kid and his freaky pet. (Out loud) Russell, give me a hand here. Russell! Give me a hand here.
Little Russ: Dad, it's early.
Big Russ: The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that. The Forresters are coming by after lunch, so come on! Quick march!
(Amy turns on the radio and the song "Turn it Up" by Nick Kamen plays and she dances as she mops which Little Russ watches as he helps load the camper)
Big Russ: Weird family.
Ron breaks the window/Wayne's conference[]
Big Russ: Russel, I know it seems strange when you look at me today, but when I was your age, I was not much bigger than you.
Little Russ: I know, Dad, you've told about a million times...
Big Russ: All right, just hear me out. The point is, coach put me on these babies. Know what happened ? I put on 20 pounds of pure, unadulterated, blitz-the-quarterback and rip-his head-off muscle Russel. Now, I'll make you a little bet. If you work out for 3 months, you will be throwing farther, you will be running faster, and you be hitting harder than anybody else on that team. (He picks up the weights and lifts be ends up falling down) Go on. Try it. Go ahead.
Little Russ: Um, dad... You know the weights aren't my thing.
Big Russ: Fishing isn't your thing. Weights aren't your thing. Just what is your thing?
Little Russ: I don't know. But I'll keep you posted okay?
Big Russ: Fine, Until you do, you're trying these, and you're coming fishing with the family. Is that clear?! I can't hear you.
Little Russ: Yes sir.
Big Russ: That's better. And uh, lift with your legs, not with your back.
(We hear a window break and the ball hits the shrink ray and it activates. Ron runs into Little Russ then he grabs him by the vest escorting him next door.)
Ron: Hey, hey, I didn't do it!
Little Russ: Come on, dope!
Ron: Hey, nobody has to know! Nobody saw it but you! Let's negotiate this! I'm your brother, Russ! You're not supposed to fink on your own brother! Turn me on and I'll tell them how to spend your allowance off! Come on, Russ!
Little Russ: Look, either you tell them or I tell them, okay? (knocks on the door)
Ron: Okay, you tell them.
(He tries to leave but Russ stopped him. With the baseball on the machine, it gets in the path of the laser, and the machine starts pointing at and shrinking Wayne's thinking chair and thinking couch, solving the problem of getting the machine to shrink things without blowing them up.)
Nick: Aren't you in the wrong yard?
Ron: Listen, nerd-face...
Russ: Tell 'em!
Amy: What's going on?
Pooh Bear: What seems to be the problem?
Little Russ: Hi. Um... I'm Russ Thompson from next door. Um. Um, my brother has something to tell you. (to Ron) Or else I can tell her.
Ron: Okay. See, I was playing with my ball, right? Well, actually it's not my ball exactly. It's Charles Sudzen's...
Little Russ: Just tell her what you did?
Ron: It never would've happened if your house wasn't so close.
Little Russ: He hit a baseball through your attic window.
Amy: He what?
Zazu: (gasps) My word!
Ron: It should've been close in the first place! It's a nice day!
Pooh Bear: I'm sure it was just an accident.
Little Russ: He's right. Anyway, We'll get fixed, okay? We'll take out of his allowance, all right?
Ron: My allowance? Dream on!
Little Russ: Okay, we'll just have Dad pay for it huh?
Ron: We'll take it out of my allowance. Give me my ball back.
Nick: Until you pay, no man shall pass.
Ron: You've got nothing too say about it, Space Boy!
Amy: Cool it! Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. And clean up the mess.
Nick: What?
Amy: Nick, I don't have time to mess around.
Nick: Come on. This is what's wrong with the American system of justice.
Misty: I'll go with them.
Pooh Bear: All right, Misty. We'll wait for you.
Little Russ: (to Amy) So, you like to dance, huh?
Amy: How do you know?
Little Russ: Well-
Amy: You could see me?
Little Russ: No. Uh, yeah, I could. But I wasn't watching you. (to heroes) So, you're friends of the Szalinski kids?
Pooh Bear: Oh, yes, Russ. You see my name is-
Little Russ: Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore.
Piglet: You remember our stories?
Little Russ: Yeah, my mom used to read to them to my brother, Ron and I when we were little.
Tigger: Hoo-hoo! I like that.
Rabbit: Your younger brother is a very rude young man.
Little Russ: Yeah, i've noticed.
Mulan: But unlike you, you're a very nice young man.
(Upstairs the shrinking machine was still moving without the use of the remote looking for things to shrink, when Nick, Ron and Misty went in)
Ron: Awesome. So your dad's still in contact with his home planet.
Misty: Oh brother. Hey the ball's in the machine's laser. Maybe now the machine will...
(but at the moment in one zap, the machine shrunk the three and they screamed)
The heroes and kids get shrunk[]
Amy: What could be taking them so long? I am not missing the mall today. Nick! Nick...
Brock: Misty!
Russ Jr.: Ron?
Amy: If you guys are hiding up here... it's not funny. Nick, you know what Dad said. You're not supposed to be playing up here. (the machine started sparking and all of a sudden it shrunk them with one zap)
Amy: Where are we?
Little Russ: Gosh, what happened?
Ash Ketchum: Hey, what's going on?
Tigger: We're all shrunk!
Nick: Amy!
Ron: Russ!
Misty: Brock!
Nick: Amy!
Amy: Nicky.
Little Russ: Ron?
Brock: Misty?
Amy: Guys, what happened?
Misty: Mr. Szalinski's machine works!
Ron: Yeah, we're all the size of boogers!
Timon: Everything is so big all around us!
Pumbaa: We're not going to reach anything.
Petrie: Oh, me no like this.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
(Quark barks loudly which caused the kids and heroes to cover their ears,)
Amy: Be quiet, Quark!
Rabbit: Quark is awfully loud since we're smaller.
Tigger: You can say that again, long ears.
Amy: Nick, what did you do?
Nick: Me? It was his ball!
Ron: Shut up, wimp!
Nick: We have to get Dad. He'll know what to do.
Alice: And my mushroom pieces wouldn't help us.
March Hare: Alice is right. We'll have to rely on Mr. Szalinski.
(The phone starts ringing)
Amy: Nick, if that's Paul Tate, I'm going to kill you.
Ash Ketchum: Who is Paul Tate?
Amy: Oh, it's just some guy, Ash.
Wayne: Can somebody get that?
Russ Jr.: What's that?
Nick: It's Dad's thinking couch.
Wayne: Amy? Nick? (Picks up the phone) Hello? (Quark barks) It's not for you. (Quark barks again) What is it, Quark? Nick!
Nick: Listen.
Wayne: (echoing from downstairs) Are you guys home?
Nick: That sounds like Dad. He'll fix us.
White Rabbit: Then let's call him.
Ron: Mr. Szalinski, up here!
Amy: Up here, Dad!
Sandy Cheeks: Help us, Mr. Szalinski!
Little Russ: Quick over there by the door, okay. Get that side.
Wayne: Is anybody up there?
Amy: Nick, get off and gives a hand!
Wayne: Nick? Amy? Pooh Bear?
Ron: Hey, Amy, your date's here.
Amy: Oh gross!
Nick: Watch out for the crack!
(Wayne goes upstairs and the machine is about to point at the door)
Amy: Hurry up, he's coming!
Mad Hatter: We don't have much time!
(Wayne is about to get to the door but before the machine could shrink something or someone else the baseball rolled off the machine and turned it off)
Littlefoot: Hey, Mr. Szalinski!
Rabbit: Down here!
Ash Ketchum: Help!!!
Pooh Bear: Hello, Mr. Szalinski! We're on the floor!
Brock: Help!
Misty: Help us!!!
Spongebob and Patrick: Help!!!!
Simba; Don't leave!
Pumbaa and Timon: Come back!
(Wayne couldn't hear them and was going sit on his thinking couch when he fell on the floor causing the kids and heroes to fall off the thinking couch)
Wayne: Where's my couch?
Little Russ: What is he, deaf?
Cera: He didn't see or hear us!
Ttark: Yeah, we're too small!
Buzzie: Blimey, he's gonna step on us like bugs!
(Wayne goes over to the broken window and looks at the machine as Quark looks from the open door)
Wayne: I don't believe this. What a day. (bumps his head against the valve) Ow. (to the machine) This is all your fault. Five years...
Nick: No, Dad! It works!
Ron: Szalinski, don't do it!
Little Russ: Mr. Szalinski!
Alice: Don't wreck it!
March Hare: You worked so hard on it!
Wayne: You don't even work! (smashes the machine in his anger)
(the kids and heroes tried to stop Wayne from destroying the machine but it was no use and pieces of it were flying everywhere)
Ron: Run!
Little Russ: Run!
Wayne: (after he finished destroying his machine and heard Quark barking) Stay there! There's glass everywhere here now.
(Then he picks up a broom and started to clean up the mess unaware the kids and heroes who are still shrunk are being swept up and Wayne picked a dustpan and swept up the kids, heroes and the mess and dumped them into a trash can and he tied up the trash bag and went downstairs to take it outside Quirk tried to get Wayne to realize the kids and heroes are shrunk)
Wayne: Not now, Quark.
Stuck in the backyard/Diane comes home[]
(Back at the trash bag voices were heard from the inside)
Little Russ: Hey, Szalinski, do they pick your trash the same day they get ours?
Ron: Ow!
Amy: Nick?
Nick: I'm over here!
Amy: Then whose arm is this?
Ron: I don't know, but I'm not waiting around to find out. Move over.
March Hare: Ow! Someone stepped on my ears!
Misty: Sorry, March Hare! I thought you were Ron!
Chomper: We'll have to make a hole in this bag to get out.
(Little Russ and Ron then make a hole in the bag and tears it open and they see where they ended up at)
Amy: Oh, my gosh.
Nick: Reminds me of the backyard.
Brock: The grass looks really tall.
Buzzie: Yeah, that reminds us back in the jungle.
Russ: Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend.
Ron: That should make you happy.
Bloo: Can it, Ron!
Amy: Dad can fix us, right Nick?
Nick: I...I think so.
Ron: Oh, great.
Pooh Bear: We all got to get back to the house.
Ron: I'm never going back to their house! I'm going home. Come on, Russ. Russ?
Russ: Tell me the truth. Can your dad help us?
Ron: Russ, we're supposed to go fishing.
Amy: Yeah, right. How're you going, as bait?
Ron: What a witch! (he slides down the piece of grass) Russ, guys, you coming down or what?
Pooh Bear: Well, we all can't stay here.
Amy: Well, I think we should stay together.
Rabbit: Amy's right, everyone.
Russ: Well, come on, guys. (slides down the grass)
(Nick stops and looks at Amy, Pooh Bear and others.)
Amy: Nicky!
Ash Ketchum: Come on, Nick. We better get down here. Let's go, Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika!
(Nick, Pooh Bear and the others slide down and Amy groans as she reluctantly slides down.)
Amy: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Nick: I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.
Mad Hatter: And it isn't Wonderland either.
Alice: I quite agree.
Little Russ: Come on, Ron. We're gonna go with them.
Ron: What? You let a girl tell you what to do? Mmm.
Misty: (offended) I heard that, Ron Thompson.
Little Russ: (sternly) Look, Ron. Down here you're gonna listen to me. From now on, you're gonna do what I say!
(just then a giant butterfly comes flying by)
Russ Jr: Run!
(Misty begins to freak out as the kids and the heroes run away from the giant butterfly.)
Misty: I can't stand those slimy, disgusting bugs!!!
Amy: Is Misty okay?
Ash Ketchum: (whispers to Amy) Misty is afraid of bugs.
Amy: (nodding) I don't blame her, Ash.
Ron: Great Sir Russell Thompson, stalking the rogue butterfly.
Russ: Knock it off, Ron.
Nick: We're now a quarter inch tall, and...64 feet from the house. That's the equivalent of 3.2 miles. That's a long way, even for a man of science.
Amy: Nick, I've got six hours to get home, get big and get to the mall. Now get moving.
Simba: Amy's right, everyone. It's a long way since we're now small.
Nick: That butterfly had a wingspan of 42 feet.
Amy: Nick!
(then Diane came home and got out of her car)
Wayne: Hi.
Diane: Hi.
Wayne: Look, Diane...
Diane: Guess what! I sold a house.
Wayne: Really? That's great!
Diane: Yeah, you know that big estate? The Boorsteins bought it. I only had to show it to them 12 times. How'd your conference go?
Wayne: Well, I got a lot of laughs.
Diane: Oh, Wayne.
Wayne: I failed, Diane. I-I... I'm just gonna get my old job back, if I can get my old job back. But from now on, things are gonna be different.
Diane: Different. Right. Where are the kids?
Wayne: I haven't seen them since I left this morning.
Diane: Well, did you tell them I was coming home?
Wayne: Yeah, that's why they cleaned things up.
Diane: I see. Oh, they're probably just at the mall.
Wayne: Do you wanna hear somethin' strange? My thinking couch is missing.
Diane: The one from the attic?
Wayne: Yeah.
(in the backyard...)
Russ: Hey, Ron. This is a lot better than those nature hikes Dad drags...
(Russ, Pooh Bear and others scream upon seeing Nick's toy dinosaur.)
Amy: Nick, don't you ever pick up your toys?
Ron: What wimps.
Brock: Pipe down, Ron! We get startled easily.
Nick: Been looking for that guy.
Amy: It's already 1:00. So much for the mall.
Ron: What if time shrunk too? I mean, what if it's hours to us, but it's years to the rest of the world?
Little Russ: Hey, that would be cool. All my teachers would be retired.
Nick: Impossible. Time doesn't exist, except as a...
Squidward: Oh, no.
Ron: What's a river doing in your yard?
Little Russ: It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it'd look like a river to us.
Misty: Gross!!!
Ron: Let's swim in it.
Tigger: Yuck! Messy, isn't it?
Nick: Have a ball, baby.
Amy: I'm not swimming in that.
Alice: Me neither.
Little Russ: Hey! Hey, if we could get some rope... we could make a log bridge! If... If we... If we had some logs.
Nick: Quark!
Ron: Your dog?
Nick: Yeah.
Ducky: But, Quark can't hear us.
Nick: Yeah, he can! Dogs have great ears. If we can get on him, he'll take us all the way back to the house. Whistle.
(Nick, Amy, Russ, Ron, Pooh Bear and the others whistle as loud as they can. Quark who was inside the house heard the whistling)
Amy: What's wrong?
Ron: He can't whistle. (an annoyed Ash elbowed him) Oww!
Ash Ketchum: Be quiet, Ron.
Nick: Let's get higher up.
Amy: You know how to whistle. You just put your lips together and blow.
Littlefoot: Yeah, keep whistling!
(Little Russ attempts to whistle but just blows airs)
Ruby: I'm sure you'll learn to whistle someday.
(then the kids and heroes found some flowers)
Nick: From the top of that flower, we could see over the grass. Let's climb.
Pooh Bear: I'm going up with you.
Ash Ketchum: Same for me.
(at the house...)
Diane: (on the phone) No, Patty, no, there's nothing to worry about. Just have Amy call me if you hear from her. Thanks. (Presses the hook switch on the phone) Amy's not at Patty's and Nick's not at the Koestlers'. I'm gonna call Betsy.
(Quark barks while at the back door)
Wayne: Well they've got to be somewhere. Did you check next door?
Diane: At the Thompson's? They'd rather be in school.
(Wayne let's Quark out the door)
Amy: Nick, Pooh Bear, Ash! Be careful!
Pooh Bear: We will.
Ash Ketchum: No worries, Amy.
Pikachu: Pika!
Ron: (mockingly) Yes, mother.
Little Russ: I'll go up with them.
Misty: Me as well.
Flying on the bee/Lecturing Ron for his rude behavior[]
(as they climbed they spotted Quark in distance)
Nick: It's Quark! (then Nick whistles but then saw something he hoped he wouldn't see) Oh no.
Amy: What is it, Nick?
Nick: It's that stupid cat of theirs!
Ron: Our cat is not stupid!
Nick: It just chased Quark away!
Ron: It's Russ' stupid cat... (then the flower starts shaking back and forth)
Misty: Whoa!
Pooh Bear: This flower might knock us off!
Amy: Hang on, Nick!
Nick: I can't! I'm slipping!
(Nick falls into another flower and he gets covered in pollen)
Amy: Nicky! Get out of there! You're allergic to pollen!
Nick: It's too big. I'm too little to breathe it in.( Nick sniffs the flower's pollen; he does a little sneeze)
Mae: Diane!
Diane: Hi, Mae.
Mae: We haven't seen you around much lately.
Diane: Well, I've been working a lot.
Mae: You haven't seen Ronnie or Russ, have you? Diane: You know something? I can't find Nick and Amy. If you see them, would you send them home right away?
Mae: Oh, sure. Uh, same thing if you see mine. Russell, the Szalinski kids are missing too.
Big Russ: If they're smart, they ran away with the circus. I don't know where they could be. They know we're leaving. Ronald?! Russell?!
Diane: Amy?! Nick?! (Back at the flower) Amy?!
Ron: What is it?
Nick: Sounds like Mom. (Then buzzing is heard)
(Amy looks up the sky.)
Amy: Sounds more like a swarm of...
(A swarm of bees fly in the sky as one of them flies down.)
Nick: Bees!
Piglet: Oh, dear! Giant bees!
Pooh Bear: Oh bother!
Vultures: Blimey!
(Misty shrieks)
Misty: I think I see another bug! Gross!
Nick: (screaming) Amy, get him off of me!
Amy: Nicky!
Nick: Get him away!
Little Russ: (jumps onto the bee) Hold on, Nick!
Pooh Bear: We'll save you, Nick!
Misty: Don't let that bee carry away Nick!
(Pooh Bear and Misty jump onto the bee.)
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Ron: Russ!
Amy: Nicky!
Ash and Brock: Misty!
Pikachu: Pikachu Pi!
Tigger, Piglet and Rabbit: Pooh Bear!
(Russ, Nick, Misty and Pooh Bear hold onto the flying bee.)
Pooh Bear: Grab onto my hand, Misty!
Little Russ: Nick, give me your hand! Nick, hold on!
Nick: Russ!
Pooh Bear: Misty, don't let go!
Misty: Pooh Bear!
Ron: (angrily) We're never gonna find Russ, now. It's all your stupid dad's fault!
Rabbit: (sternly) Don't you dare call Amy and Nick's father that, young man!
Amy: (annoyed) Yeah, shut up! My brother's up there too!
Ash Ketchum: And so are Pooh Bear and Misty!
Little Russ: Help!!!!
Misty: Ash! Brock!!!
Nick: Guys don't let go!!!
Little Russ: Hold on!
Pooh Bear: We're going too fast!
Little Russ: Help!
Nick: Whoa!
Misty: I think I'm gonna be sick from this ride!
(they flew through the clothesline as they were hanging on for dear life)
Diane: I'm getting worried. I'm gonna go to the mall and look for the kids. Why don't you stay here in case they come back.
Wayne: Okay.
Big Russ: Hey, Szalinski, your lawn's beginning to look like the Amazon.
Wayne: Yeah, producing oxygen, Russ. We've all gotta do our part. You know all the jungle are receding everywhere.
(then the bee Nick, Little Russ, Pooh Bear, and Misty were riding on flew past Big Russ)
Little Russ: Dad!
Misty: Mr. Thompson, don't swat us!
Nick: No stop! We're on the bee!
Wayne: Whoa! (he finds Ron's baseball bat and started to swat the bee) Where is it?!
Nick: Stop. Don't kill us!
Pooh Bear: Mr. Szalinski! We're on the bee!
Nick: Stop it! Whoa!
(Wayne swatted the bee one last time)
Little Russ: Hold on, guys! We're going down!
Misty: Mayday! Mayday!
(then bee starts to lose altitude as Nick, Little Russ, Pooh Bear, and Misty are thrown off the bee)
Diane: Wayne, if the Boorsteins come by, their escort papers are in my briefcase. You think you can handle that?
Wayne: There was a bee on me.
Diane: Yeah right.
Wayne: (looks at the baseball bat and then just remembered) Wait a second. Nick doesn't play baseball. (Looks up at the broken window for further investigation on where the kids and heroes could be)
Ron: I just figured it out, guys. i never woke up this morning. This is all a bad dream.
Brock: You've got to be kidding us.
Amy: Ron, get up.
Ron: You're all just a nightmare! When I get up, Dad and I will be going fishing.
Rabbit: Don't do this again, Ronald.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, I'm warning you.
(Ron plugs his ears and hums which caused Ash and the others to roll their eyes in annoyance.)
Amy: Okay, Ron...maybe you're right. Maybe this is just a bad dream. But if it is...(grabs his ears) would this hurt?
Ron: Oww!
Brock: Let's go, Ron!
Amy: If you were my brother, I'd put myself for adoption.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, Ron, If you were my brother, my mom would lecture you!
Pikachu: (sparks fly from his cheeks) Pika!!!
Ron: Yeah, I hope your face lands on a milk carton, freak!
Simba: Keep walking, Ronald, and less rude chat.
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika.
(Back in the house, Wayne goes upstairs and sees the baseball that broke the attic window and was about to get it when he stepped on something small and looks on the floor and sees what he stepped on)
Wayne: My chair? (He looks closer to the floor and sees...) My couch. (he looks at the shrunken thinking couch and the machine) It works. (But then he realizes in shock that his kids Pooh Bear and the heroes have been shrunk) Nick? Amy? Pooh Bear? Can you hear me? Nick? (looks at the broom and is shocked further to know that he also threw them out with the trash, then outside he looks at the trash bag with his magnifying glass and finds the hole, and finally realizes that they're in the backyard and tries to walk around the yard carefully so as not to step on them, then he heads back into the house to think of another way to find them)
Little Russ: Nick? Nick? (Nick opens his eyes and sees Little Russ, Pooh Bear and Misty looking down at him) Nick?
(Nick wakes up quickly)
Pooh Bear: Are you okay, Nick?
Nick: (spits out pollen from his mouth) When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn't take too long. I'm scared, guys. We could be anywhere now.
Little Russ: I think we're still in your yard.
Nick: How do you know?
Little Russ: Any other yard, the grass would be shorter. Oh, we gotta find Pooh's friends, Ron, and your sister.
Misty: Then let's get going.
Ron: And then, if they don't fry him, he'll go to jail. Your mother, too. After all, she's the one who paid for it. That makes her an accomplice. Do you guys know what it's like being in jail?
Ash Ketchum: (annoyed) SHUT UP, RON! We don't wanna hear anymore of your threats and complaints!
Pikachu: Pika!!!!
Tigger: Yeah, Brunos, stop complaining!
Amy: Ash and Tigger are right! I am gonna tell you one more time to shut up!
Ron: And then what? And then you'll smack me? You guys will go to jail too. I'll tell them after a big bee ate my brother, you smacked me around. No jury in the world would fail to convict you. The whole Szalinski family is gonna be in jail for life!
Amy: Look, my dad's machine works! When we get home and he fixes us all, we're gonna be so rich. You're gonna regret this.
Ron: Um... Amy, you know I've always liked your family. I mean your dad's a real nice guy. He's not as weird as I thought he was. I love you and Nick like... Like my own brother and sister.
Rabbit: (sternly) Young man, we had just about enough of your rude attitude.
Ash Ketchum: You're nothing but a jerk!
Littlefoot: Yeah, take that back!
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!
Ron: What is with this freaky little rat?
Ash Ketchum: (loses his temper) My Pikachu doesn't like the way you've talked to us. You also gave him a bad name!
Ron: (confused) Your Pika-what?
Ash Ketchum: My Pikachu! If you insult us one more time I'll have my Pikachu shock you!
Timon: Yeah, if you don't cut that out!
Ron: (grumbles) Fine, guys.
Sprinkler water/Saving Amy/Meeting Antie[]
(Meanwhile, Wayne walking on stilts he made out of crutches and having binoculars on a helmet, continues searching for the kids in the backyard. But one of the stilts got caught on garden hose)
Ronald: It's just that my dad doesn't understand your dad.
Amy: You're dad doesn't understand anything.
(Then all of a sudden, Wayne accidentally turns on the sprinklers. Giant splashes of water soon surround them.)
Ash Ketchum: Aaahhh!!!!
Mad Hatter: Run!!!
Nick: Amy?!
Little Russ: Ron where are you?!
Pooh Bear: Littlefoot?! SpongeBob?! Alice?!
Misty: Ash?! Pikachu?!
(Then a splash of water came from behind and more came raining down)
Little Russ: Run, guys!
Misty: Ash, watch out!!!
[Amy plummets into the muddy water near the flagstone and begins to drown while Wayne stops the sprinklers. Russ goes to retrieve Amy]
Brock: Amy's unconscious!
[Russ gives Amy CPR]
Russ: French Class, kid.
Ash Ketchum: Amy, are you okay?
Pikachu: Pika?
Amy: Yeah, Ash. I think so.
Pooh Bear: Thank goodness you're all right.
Pumbaa: You nearly died.
Amy: How about a truce, okay?
Ron: Okay.
(Amy and Ron did a mud hand shake and she hums. Ron groans and then he turns to Ash.)
Ron: Hey, Ash.
Ash Ketchum: Hmm?
Pikachu: Pika?
Ron: (sighs) You and your friends were right about me. I've been such a jerk. I'm really, sorry.
Ash Ketchum: And making rude comments about Amy and Nick's parents? And my Pikachu?
Ron: (nods) Yeah. (to Pikachu) I'm sorry too, little guy.
Ash Ketchum: (smiling) Apology accepted.
(Ron also smiled)
Pikachu: Pikachu. (he climbs onto Ron's lap, and he pets him in response)
(Ash and Ron shook hands with each other. Amy, Russ, Nick, Pooh Bear and friends look on smiling.)
Pooh Bear: Well, what do you know.
Ducky: Ron is becoming nice.
Spongebob: I guess Ron had learned his lesson.
Patrick: Yeah, I don't think he'll be mean to us anymore.
Pumbaa: Nope, we don't think so.
Ron: Oh, don't worry, guys. I learned my lesson the hard way. Rabbit, thanks for straightening me out.
Rabbit: You're welcome, Ron.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
(We hear Ash's stomach rumble)
Ash Ketchum: I'm so hungry I could eat a Horsea... Is anybody else, hungry?
Pikachu: Pika.
Pooh Bear: Yes, Ash. I'm rumbly in my tumbly. I would like some honey.
Ducky: My stomach is talking.
Littlefoot: Mine too.
Russ: Yep, we're definitely hungry, Ash.
Amy: I'd die for a strawberry sundae with chocolate sprinkles and a banana split.
Ron: I could eat a corn dog the size of a truck.
Little Russ: Ron, if you had a corn dog, it would be the size of a truck.
Pikachu: Pika? Pika Pika!!!
Garfield: I'd die for a piping hot dish of lasagna right about now.
Mad Hatter: And I didn't pack any tea.
Alice: It's okay, Mad Hatter. You, me, White Rabbit, and March Hare will have tea together when we're big again. I promise.
Patrick Star: I know I want a Krabby Patty.
Mac: Well there has to be something here for us to eat.
Amy: I've died and gone to heaven!
Nick: It's as big as a house!
Patrick: Hey, what's that?
Spongebob: Looks like a giant cookie.
Ron: You're right, guys! I saw it first it's mine! (they all run up to the cookie) I got dibs on the cream filling!
Amy: Nick, it's one of your cookies!
Tigger: Say, this giant cookie is big enough to share.
Misty: You're right, Tigger. It is!
Ash Ketchum: (drools in awe) I'm starving! What are we all waiting for? Let's dig in!
Pikachu: Pika!
(Nick, Amy, Russ, Ron, Pooh Bear and others eat some of the cookie.)
Ron: They're never gonna believe this at school.
Ash Ketchum: (chuckles) My mom won't believe this, either.
Pikachu: Pika.
Togepi: Toge Toge Piiiii!!!
Nick: Yeah, I could just see the note to the teacher. "Dear Miss Mason, Nicky's not absent, he's pinned to the note."
(Just then Amy, Pooh Bear and the others look up to see a giant ant sitting on top of the cookie.)
Piglet: What's that?
Ash Ketchum: It's a giant ant.
Misty: Oh, no. Not another giant bug.
Pikachu: Pika!
Nick: What happened?
Ron: If only we had some bug spray. That'd show him!
Nick: Wait!
Amy: Forget it, Nick!
Nick: Amy, he could take us all! Ants can lift 50 times their own weight.
Ron: 50 times? That's like bench-pressing a bulldozer!
Boys: Geronimo!
Nick: Get him!
Russ Jr.: Around him!
Ron: Get him!
Amy: Nicky, you're gonna get hurt!
Misty: You guys go ahead.
Ash Ketchum: Allow me!
(Ash and Brock charge at the ant.)
Ash Ketchum: We camp all the time.
Ron: (surprised) Really?
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, I've been camping with Misty and Pikachu before Brock came along since the beginning of my journey.
Pooh Bear: That's right, that was before Ash, Pikachu, Misty and Brock met us.
Rabbit: Yes, we often invite them to come along on some of our adventures.
Ron: Sounds awesome. I bet you guys sleep outdoors all the time.
Pooh Bear: Sometimes.
Ron: Do you guys ever fish?
Brock: You bet we do.
Tigger: We often catch whoppers.
Misty: Mmm-hmm. I've been fishing ever since I was a baby. Look! (shows Ron her baby picture) I've got my very own fishing rod and my very own set of handmade lures!!! Meet Mini-Misty, my very special lure!
Ron: Wow, it was your very first fishing trip.
Misty: Yes, it was.
Ron: And, Misty, are you really scared of bugs?
Misty: (nods) Uh-huh, they always bug me. Especially Pokemon bugs.
Ron: I don't blame you. Antie doesn't seem so bad because I've already tamed him.
Misty: Yeah, and I guess I'll have to go with the flow.
Ron: (nods) Uh-huh, we all gotta.
Ash Ketchum: You know something, Ron. Earlier that day when we first met I thought we won't have anything in common.
Ron: My dad and I thought the same thing too. We actually have a lot in common since I love camping and you love camping. Boy, was my dad wrong.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we were wrong, too. Once we get back to our normal size I'll get to know your dad. How does that sound, Ron?
Ron: That sounds great, Ash. Hey, I got an idea. I can also ask my dad if you guys can come camping with him and me.
Ash Ketchum: Awesome! (high-fives Ron) We can hike in the woods, swim in the lake, go fishing, take a ride in a canoe.
Pikachu: Pika.
Ron: Yeah, we can sit around the campfire, toast marshmallows, tell ghost stories and star gaze before going to sleep.
Pooh Bear: (happily) A camping trip with you and your father?
Ron: (nods) Uh-huh.
Piglet: How wonderful.
Tigger: Sounds, great.
Timon: I love star gazing.
Pumbaa: Me, too.
Ron: Who doesn't love star gazing?
Rabbit: Ron, that's really nice of you to invite us to your future camping trip with you and your father.
Ron: You betcha.
Misty: I'll definitely come along as long as we wear bug spray.
Ron: Don't worry, Misty. My dad and I would never forget to use bug spray whenever we go camping.
Misty: Good.
Ron: (to, Ash) And, Ash, Pikachu you guys are also welcome to sleep in a tent with me. (he and Ash smile at each other warmly then they hugged each other)
Pikachu: Pika.
[Misty begins to bond with Nick while Ash bonds with Russ Jr and Ron.)
Misty: So you have a big sister, huh? I know what it's like to be the youngest in the family. You see, I have three older sisters. They each had their own princess doll set and all I ever got was their old broken-up hand-me-downs, and they'd say, "isn't that great, Misty? Now you get three sets of Princess dolls to yourself."
Nick: You have three older sisters?
Misty: Uh-huh.
Amy: That's nice.
Misty: Yeah, but sometimes three of my sisters often make fun of me. And they call me a runt.
Amy: Well. for me I often had to babysit Nick just because I have alot of responsibillities whenever my parents go to work.
Ron: Ash?
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, Ron?
Ron: Do you have any older or little brothers in your family?
Ash Ketchum: Nope, I'm an only child.
Ron: Oh, have you ever camp out with your dad like I do?
Ash Ketchum: No, my dad is never around. Just my mom and I.
Ron: Oh, I'm sorry, Ash.
Ash Ketchum: Aww, that's okay. My mom never pressured me at all.
Russ Jr: That's good, Ash. You see my dad wanted me back on the football team. He wanted me to be just like him.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, my mom is always nurturing towards me. But sometimes she embarrassed me by reminding me to change my underwear every day.
Ron: (sighs) Oh, boy. It is embarrassing.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, but my mom loves me so much. Since the beginning of my journey I always send letters to my mom since she and I kept in touch with each other. I also call home to her whenever I get the chance.
(Time skip)
Ash Ketchum: One night when I was a kid, I overheard my mom talking to Professor Oak, explaining how she almost died giving me birth. It took her days to recover after all that kinds of medicines, but the doctors told her that she could not have anymore children after me. That's when it hits me...I now realized how much my mother meant to me.
Ron: So, your mom couldn't have anymore kids after you, huh?
Ash Ketchum: That's right.
Russ Jr: Well, single parents are better than none, huh?
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, the thought of losing her just kills me. She was once kidnapped by a Pokémon called Entei.
Ron: I know just how you feel, Ash. But you know, you're really lucky that your mom is okay.
Ash Ketchum: Me too. Being the only child never stops me from making several friends.
Ron: I'm really glad to meet someone who's into camping like me. And you know, Ash. You’re Pikachu is like a little brother to you.
Ash Ketchum: Thanks, Ron.
Pikachu: Pika.
Russ Jr: Ash I got a question. What are Pokémon? Are they like pets?
Ash Ketchum: Pokemon is short for Pocket monsters with all different kinds of abilities and yes they are like pets.
Wayne admits his mistake/The parents learn about their shrunken kids[]
Diane: What's on your head?
Wayne: I was looking for the kids.
Diane: Where, in a coal mine?
Wayne: They're in the backyard.
Diane: They are?
Wayne: Diane, I got something real important to tell you. That is the couch from the attic. You can see the marks where Quark chewed the arms. I found it on the floor. It's my thinking couch.
Diane: Wayne... Are you trying to tell me... You did it? It works? The machine works? Do the kids know?
Wayne: Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane: That's great.
Wayne: No, it's not that great.
Diane: Why?
Wayne: I shrunk the kids.
Diane: What?
Wayne: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big. They're in the backyard.
Diane: What?
Wayne: Threw them out with the trash. (doorbell rings) Stay here. I'll get the door. Yes?
Police Officer #1: did you report some missing children?
Wayne: Oh there must be some mistake. Ours are in the backyard. Right, honey? (Diane faints) She's- Thank you! (Closes the door)
[Wayne shows the Thompsons the shrunken furniture]
Mae: Why didn't you tell us about this earlier?
Diane: Well, up until now, the machine just... blew things up.
Mae: Are you saying that that machine...?
Russ Sr.: Blew up my kids?
Wayne & Diane: No, no!
Wayne: No, if the machine had blown up the kids, there'd be pieces of them everywhere...
Diane: Wayne!
Wayne: Sorry, but I'm positive about this. The machine shrunk our kids.
Russ Sr.: You're the one who needs a "shrink", Szalinski! You are a nutcase. And I'll tell you something: I have got an air hammer in my attic, and if you did do something to my kids, there's gonna be pieces of you all over the neighborhood! Come on, Mae!
[Russ Sr. storms out of the house, taking Mae with him]
Wayne: I think that went well.
Diane: I think we should have them over more often.
Spending the night in the backyard[]
Brock: We can sleep in the blue LEGO brick for the night.
Pooh Bear: We better get some sleep, everyone. Goodnight, Tigger, Goodnight, Piglet, Goodnight, Rabbit.
Ash Ketchum: Goodnight, Brock, Goodnight, Pikachu, Goodnight, Misty. See ya in the morning...
Misty: Goodnight, Ash, sweet dreams...
["Misty's Song" plays while Misty writes in a diary]
Misty: (in thought) 🎵 Out here in the quiet of the night...Beneath the stars, and moon...🎶 We both know we've got somethin' on our minds...We won't admit, but it's true 🎵 You look at me, I look away...I wanna tell you what I'm feeling, but I don't know how to start...🎵 I wanna tell you, but now I'm afraid that you might break my heart...🎶 Oh, why should anything so easy ever be so hard to do 🎵 I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to say that, I love you...🎶 I practice all the things that I would say, line by line, every word 🎵 I tell myself today would be the day 🎵 But every time, I lose my nerve...🎵 I look at you, you look away...🎶 I wanna tell you what I'm feeling, but I don't know how to start...🎶 I wanna tell you, but now I'm afraid that you might break my heart...🎶 Oh, why should anything so easy ever be so hard to do...🎶 I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to say that, I love you...🎵 Why? Why do you turn away? It must be, you're afraid like me...🎵 I try, but I can't pretend that I don't feel for you, the way I do, can't you see...🎶 I wanna tell you what I'm feeling but I don't know how to start...🎵 I wanna tell you, but now I'm afraid that you might break my heart...🎶 Oh, why should anything so easy ever be so hard to do? 🎵 I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to say that, I love you...🎶 I wanna tell you what I'm feeling but I don't know how to start...🎵 I wanna tell you, but now I'm afraid that you might break my heart...🎶 Oh, why should anything so easy ever be so hard to do...🎵 I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to say that, I love you...I love you 🎵
Ash Ketchum: Ughhh... Did you say something, Misty?
Misty: ...No, Ash, I didn't say anything... sweet dreams...
Timon: Hey, Misty, do you mind? We're trying get some sleep.
Misty: Sorry. G'night.
[Misty drifts off to sleep]
Attacked by scorpion/Antie's Sacrifice[]
Pikachu: (senses something) Pika?
Ash Ketchum: What is that thing?!
Rabbit: It's a scorpion!
Piglet: Oh, d-dear!
Buzzie: Blimey!
Misty: No! Not another giant bug!!! I can't take it anymore!!! The bugs are bad enough, but being the size of a bug is even worse!!!!
Ash Ketchum: Run for it!!!
Rabbit: Run, run, we gotta run!
[The kids quickly run away, but Ron is blocked by the scorpion]
Ash Ketchum: Ron!!!
Ducky: Oh, no, look! The scorpion's got Ron cornered!
[Ron sneaks deep into the LEGO piece but the scorpion sticks a claw in and snapped at Ron, trying to catch him]
Ash Ketchum: Hey!!!
[Sparks sputter from Pikachu's cheeks]
Pikachu: Pika!!!
[The scorpion tail comes straight at Ash]
Simba: Ash, look out! (pulls him out of the way quickly)
(Ron screams in fright as the scorpion attacks him as he hides in the lego.)
Ron: Russ! Pooh Bear! Ash, help!
Pooh Bear: Oh, my! We gotta help Ron!
Ash Ketchum: Hang on, Ron! Pikachu use Thunderbolt!
(Pikachu shocks the scorpion with his Thunderbolt.)
Ash Ketchum: Alright! That's the way, Pikachu! Huh? It looks like that scorpion barely felt a shock!
[The scorpion attacks Pikachu with its pincers]
Nick: Pikachu, watch out! (he quickly picks him up) Don't worry, Ash. I got him!
Ash Ketchum: Thanks, Nick.
Flaps: This scorpion is too strong!
Dizzy: Yeah, it can't feel any pain!
Ziggy: We can't take him down.
[The scorpion is about to grab Ron, but Russ Jr. returns with a flaming torch and throws it at its tough armor]
Misty: Aaaaaaaaahhhh! I can't stand it anymore!!!! This is the worst experience of my life!!!!
[The scorpion turns around for a brief moment, but turns back to Ron when he gets out of the LEGO. It approaches the helpless kid and is about to eat him]
Ash Ketchum: Leave Ron alone!!!
[Ash throws a rock at the scorpion]
(Antie comes to kids and heroes' defense and began fighting the scorpion.)
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, are you okay, buddy?
Pikachu: Pika...
Misty: (to the scorpion) Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?! (Tosses the Pokeball) Corsola, Spike Cannon!!!
(The others joined in.)
Cera: (to scorpion) Leave Antie alone, you big bully!
Ash Ketchum: Cyndaquil, Flame Thrower!!!
Brock: Onix, Bind attack!
Ash Ketchum: Are you ok, Ron?
Ron: Yeah, I'm fine, Ash. Are you and Pikachu okay?
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, I was so scared that scorpion was about to sting me with its tail.
Pikachu: (nods) Pika, Pi.
Simba: You're safe, boys.
[Antie finally dies]
Ash Ketchum: (cries) Antie, you can't die!
Pikachu: (sadly) Pika.
Brock: I can't believe Antie is gone!
Tigger: He sacrificed himself to save us.
Piglet: Oh, poor, Antie.
Pooh Bear: We're ever so sorry, Ron.
Petrie: Oh, me, so sad.
Ron: Ash, Pikachu. Thanks for saving my life. (hugging them both)
Ash Ketchum: You're welcome, Ron.
Pikachu: Pika.
(Russ among with Pooh Bear and friends comfort Ron. Pikachu climbs onto his lap to cuddle Ron in comfort.)
The next morning/Lawn mower[]
(Tommy arrives to mow the lawn. He noticed the spinning system Wayne and Diane were using to try and find the shrunken heroes and kids and was he was weirded out. He goes over to the lawnmower and uncovered it, picked up the remote control and prepared to start it up)
Ash: (yawns)
Little Russ: Okay, guys let's get moving. It can't be much farther.
Nick: Can't we just sleep for just a little longer?
(The ground starts to vibrate beneath the kids' feet)
Amy: Something's very weird here.
Pikachu: Pika?
Ash Ketchum: What is it, Pikachu?
Piglet: Was that a rumbly in your tumbly, Pooh?
Pooh: I don’t think so, Piglet.
Little Russ: What is it?
Ron: EARTHQUAKE!!
Nick: No worse, LAWNMOWER!!
Tigger: Run!
(Nick screams)
Amy: Nicky!!!
Togepi gets picked up by the wind)
Misty: Togepi!!!!
Little Russ: What is this?
Amy: I don't know, I hope whatever lived here has moved out.
Nick: This is the burrow of a lumbricous terrestris.
Ron: A what?
Nick: Earthworm. They're dormant this time of year
Misty: An earthworm?! Another bug?! Gross!!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Relax, Misty. That earthworm isn't here. It's only us.
(Back in the house, Wayne and Diane were continuing fixing the shrinking machine)
Wayne: Plug that in. Almost done here
(Motor running)
Diane: Is that a chainsaw?
Wayne: No it's more like our lawnmower I think.
(then they go over to the window and see that Tommy was mowing the lawn with the shrunken kids and heroes still in the yard and rush downstairs to stop Tommy)
Wayne: Tommy, stop the lawnmower!
Diane: Tommy! Tommy stop!
Wayne: Tommy!
Diane: Tommy!
Wayne: Tommy!
Diane: Tommy, get over here!
Wayne: Tommy!
Diane: Tommy!
Wayne: All right, together. 1, 2, 3!
Wayne and Diane: Tommy! Tommy! (Tommy then turns around but not before his finger let go of the controller sticks)
Nick: I think we'll be safe in here.
(Suddenly, Nick, Ducky, Pikachu and Togepi get picked up the suction of the lawn mower)
Amy: Nicky!!!!!
Diane: Come on. Come on.
Ash Ketchum: Run for it!!!
Wayne: Give me that thing! (The kids and heroes were about to be killed by the mower but Wayne turned it off just in time and the kids and heroes were sent flying to the closest part of the yard that leads to the back porch)
Tommy: Nick, said I could cut it I
Wayne: When did you see Nick?!
Diane: Did you see him this morning?
Tommy: No it was yesterday. Really I'm sorry I didn't mean to be so late!
Diane: It's okay, sweetie, it's okay. Here, don't you go home. Go on through the house. It's safer.
Tommy: Safer? And I thought my folks were weird.
Nick: Dad? Mom!
Ash Ketchum: Come on, guys. Follow us!
Pooh Bear: Ash! Nick, wait!
Nick: Down here!
(The shrunken heroes and kids all yell at once trying to get Wayne and Diane's attention. But they both didn't hear them and went back inside. Ash began to cry and Nick also began to cry and Amy comforts him.)
Amy: We'll make it, Nick.
Ron: They're never gonna find us! We were right under their noses and they didn't even see us!
Little Russ: Don't panic, Ron! We'll find a way, okay?
Ron: I'm not panicked. Who's panicked? Nobody's panicked!
Pooh Bear: Some of us are, Ron.
Ash Ketchum: (tearfully) It's hopeless, guys. They can't see us! (Rabbit and Simba comfort him)
Simba:(gently) Ash, calm down.
Rabbit:(gently) Yes, Ash, please don't cry, son. It's not over yet.
Pikachu: Pika.
Piglet: I'm really scared.
Pumbaa: Me, too. Amy and Nick's parents didn't hear us. They just walked away.
Petrie: We be stuck in the yard forever.
Timon: What do we do? What do we do?!
Littlefoot: Simba and Rabbit are right guys, please calm down. Quark is probably on his way to help.
Rabbit: Ash, do you remember what you said before? "Don't give up until it's over."
Simba: Ash, we're not giving up, I promise.
Ash Ketchum: Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Nick: (whimpers when he sees what's in front of them) Quark! Come on, everybody! Grab on!
Mad Hatter: Good boy, Quark!
Amy: Go inside, Quark! Find Dad!
Nick and Ash almost eaten/Returned to normal size/Russ and his Dad Reconcile[]
(Inside the house, Wayne and Diane were having breakfast with Wayne pouring himself a bowl of Cheerios with milk and Diane brings orange juice to the table. Outside, Spike the Thompson's cat is sitting on the back porch and hisses when he sees Quark but Quark stand up to Spike by barking at him and Spike runs off and Quarks gets inside the house and climbs onto the table as Wayne was having his breakfast. Then all of a sudden, Ash and Nick lose their grip and tumble into Wayne's bowl of Cheerios with milk)
Brock and Misty: Ash!!!
Amy: Nicky!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pi!
Pooh Bear: Oh, bother! Nick and Ash are about to get eaten!
Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear! what should we do now, Pooh?
Nick: Ash!!!
Ash Ketchum: Nick, grab onto me!!! Hold tight and don't let go!
Wayne: Quark, what's gotten into you?
Nick: Dad!!!
Diane: I think he just misses the kids.
Amy: Dad! Stop! (they run off of Quark's fur and onto the table)
Nick: No! (Wayne gets a spoonful of Cheerios and eats them)
Ash Ketchum: Hey! We're down here!!!
Nick: Dad!!!
Ash Ketchum: We're in your cereal!!!
Amy: Dad! Stop! No!
Timon: Stop, Mr. Szlanskii!
Pumbaa: Look at us!
Patrick: We're down on the table!
Wayne: I'll tell you, at their size...
Nick: Dad!
Ash Ketchum: Mr. Szalinski!
Wayne: That backyard is like ten miles. Giant blades of grass. Huge insects.
Misty: Ash, Nick!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pi!!!
Brock: Hang in there, guys!!
[Kids scream]
Wayne: It's a jungle out there.
Diane: They're gonna head right for the house.
Ash Ketchum: It's us!
Nick: Dad!
Wayne: Yeah, you're probably right.
Nick: No!
(Wayne gets another spoonful of Cheerios)
Amy: Look down, Dad!
Ron: Nick's in your cereal!
White Rabbit: Put the spoon down!
Nick: No, Dad!
Ash Ketchum: We're down here! Mr. Szalinski! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!!
(Wayne scoops Nick and Ash up in a spoonful of Cheerios)
Nick: Help!!!
Ron: No!
Little Russ: Get them out of there
Amy: Dad!
Wayne: We just gotta keep our eyes open.
(Amy, Russ, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Ron, Pooh Bear and the others look on in horror as Wayne opens his mouth wide to unknowingly eat Ash and Nick.)
Ducky: Oh, no!
Petrie: Oh, me can't look.
Pikachu: Pika Pi!!!!!
Nick: Help! Don't eat me! Noooo!!!
Ash Ketchum: It's no use, Nick! He can't hear or see us!!! We're done for!!!
(Quark stops Wayne by biting his ankle.)
Wayne: Ow.
(Quarke whimpers, barks)
Wayne: OMG. Look at this. (lowers his magnifying glass onto the spoon and sees...
Nick: I'm down here, Dad! Dad!
Ash Ketchum: Mr. Szalinski!
Wayne: It's Nick!
Diane: Oh, Nicky! Hi, baby!
Wayne: And it's Ash!
Pooh Bear: Oh, thank goodness.
Piglet: That was close.
Rabbit: Quark stopped him. What a relief.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Wayne: They're pointing at something. (lowers the glass and sees...) look it's the rest of them! (the other kids and heroes were glad that they were finally found)
Diane: I'm gonna go get the Thompsons.
Wayne: Hang on, guys!
Spongebob: Ash! Nick! Are you guys okay?
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we were nearly eaten.
Rabbit: Don't worry, Ash. You and Nick are safe.
(Ash and Rabbit hug each other.)
(upstairs Wayne tested the machine on another apple but it blew up instead)
Wayne: It obviously worked on the kids. I just don’t get it.
Big Russ: Well you better get it, Szalinski!
Mae: Russ, you're not helping.
Big Russ: So, I'm not helping.
Mae: Russel, you've got to understand.
Nick: Baseball!
Wayne: Holy smokes. It's the laser. I got it, the ball came through the window, and activated the machine and it got in the path of the laser. Why didn't I think of this before?
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Pooh Bear: We're back to our normal size.
Misty: Good, no more giant bugs. What a relief.
Piglet: (sighs) I'm glad that's over.
Ash Ketchum: Thanks for getting us back to our normal size, Mr. Szalinski.
Pikachu: Pika.
Wayne: You guys are welcome. Why don't you guys call me Wayne? Is that okay?
Diane: You're also free to call me Diane.
Pooh Bear: Of course, Wayne and Diane.
Tigger: Sure, why not.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Ron: Hey, Pooh Bear, Ash, Pikachu. You guys haven't met my parents yet. (takes Ash's hand) Come on, Ash.
Ash Ketchum: (laughs) Okay, Ron.
Pooh Bear: (chuckles) What are we waiting for let's go meet Russ and Ron's parents.
Ron: Mom, Dad. This is Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu and the rest are Pooh Bear and his friends.
Ash Ketchum: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Thompson, it's very nice to meet you.
Mae: It's very nice to meet you too, Ash.
Big Russ: Likewise.
Pooh Bear: How do you do, Mr. and Mrs. Thompson?
Rabbit: Pleasure's all mine, Mr. and Mrs. Thompson.
Pikachu: Pika.
Big Russ: Hi, there, guys.
Mae: So, you're our son's new friends.
Tigger: Yup.
Piglet: Yes, Mrs Thompson. We are.
Patrick: You betcha!
Spongebob: Uh-huh!
Ash Ketchum: I told your son that my friends and I camp out all the time.
Big Russ: (surprised) Is that right?
Ash Ketchum: Uh-huh.
Big Russ: Ash, I never knew you and my son have so much in common. Maybe your pet isn't so bad after all.
Pikachu: (blushing) Pika.
Ash Ketchum: My Pikachu loves it when you say that, Mr. Thompson.
Mae: (about Pikachu) Look at him. He is so cute!
Ash Ketchum: You don't mind my Pikachu?
Mae: Of course not.
Ron: Dad, I had this great idea for our future camping trip. Is that okay if my new friends can come along with us.
Big Russ: I don't see why not, Ronnie.
Ash Ketchum: I'm sure my mom won't mind as long I send her a letter. We can do camping activities together.
Pikachu: Pika.
Big Russ: Sounds good to me, Ash.
Misty: We knew you wouldn't say "No" Mr. Thompson.
Camping trip with Big Russ and Ron[]
(The scene changes to a montage where Pooh Bear, Ash, and friends among with Bug Russ and Ron arrive at the campsite. Big Russ, Ash, Ron, Brock and Misty pitch up tents while Pooh Bear and the others bring all the camping equipment out of the RV. One hour later, Big Russ, Ron, Pooh Bear and the others went for a hike in the woods they walk past forest animals. Then at the lake Ron and Ash swim together they both laugh as they playfully splash each other. Big Russ, Pooh Bear and others laugh upon seeing this. Then Big Russ gave Ash, Pikachu and Ron a canoe ride while Misty, Brock and the others also ride in their canoes. Tigger, Pooh Bear, Piglet, Ducky, Petrie, Timon and Pumbaa look at their reflections in the lake happily. Then at the dock Ron and Ash among with the others went fishing. To Ash's surprise he caught a fish which happily surprised Big Russ, Ron, Pooh Bear and the others. Big Russ takes a picture of Ron, Ash holding a fish. Later that night Big Russ, Ron and the heroes sit around the campfire.)
Big Russ: Did you guys have fun?
Ron: Sure did, Dad.
Pooh Bear: We most certainly did, Mr. Thompson.
Ash Ketchum:(with his arm around Ron) You bet, Mr. Thompson.
Pikachu: Pika.
Big Russ: Marshmallows, anybody?
Ash and Ron: Yeah!
Tigger: Love some!
(As they enjoy roasted marshmallows they told ghost stories. Then they star gaze in the night sky.)
Misty: Those stars look so pretty tonight.
Brock: They sure are, Misty.
Dizzy: That's a fun camping trip.
Buzzie: Yeah.
Big Russ: Hey, guys, bedtime!
Rabbit: Oh, it's getting late.
Pooh Bear: Well, I guess it's time to go to sleep in the tents.
Tigger; Yeah, we had a fun camping day
(In the tent Big Russ tucks Ron, Ash and Pikachu into their sleeping bags.)
Ash Ketchum: That was so much fun, Mr. Thompson.
Big Russ; Sure was, Ash.
Ron: It'll be another day, right, Dad?
Big Russ: Right, Ronnie. Good night, boys.
Ash Ketchum: Good night, Mr. Thompson.
Pikachu: Pika, Pikachu.
Ron: Good night, Dad.
(Big Russ leaves the tent.)
Ash Ketchum: Good night, Ron.
PIkachu: Pika, Pi.
Ron; Good night, Ash. Good night, Pikachu.
(Ron, Ash and PIkachu go to sleep as they snuggled each other.)
Thanksgiving Dinner/Ending[]
Big Russ: Let's eat!
Wayne: To the Thompsons and the Szalinskis, and many more dinners together.
Big Russ: Cheers.
Wayne: We'll be having leftovers.
Wayne: I guess I gotta carve this thing huh?
Big Russ: You want to use my chainsaw?
Diane: Who wants bread?
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!
Nicky: Hey, wait! I get it! French class! Ha-ha!
[Film ends]