Here's a transcript of Pooh's Adventures of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks.
Prologue[]
[patrons arguing]
- Female Patron: What?!
- The Dazzlings: [vocalizing]
- Aria Blaze: [sighs] That was barely worth the effort, Adagio. I'm tired of fast food. I need a meal.
- Adagio Dazzle: The energy in this world isn't the same as in Equestria. We can only gain so much power here.
- Aria Blaze: Ugh! I wish we'd never been banished to this awful place!
- Adagio Dazzle: [sarcastically] Really? I love it here!
- Sonata Dusk: For realsies? Because I think this place is the worst.
- Aria Blaze: I think you're the worst, Sonata.
- Sonata Dusk: Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're—
- Adagio Dazzle: Ergh! I'll tell you one thing, being stuck here with you two isn't making this world any more [through clenched teeth] bearable.
[sonic rainboom]
- Adagio Dazzle: [gasp] Did you feel that?! Do you know what that is?
- Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze: I 'unno.
- Adagio Dazzle: It's Equestrian magic!
- Aria Blaze: But this world doesn't have Equestrian magic.
- Adagio Dazzle: It does now. And we're going to use it to make everyone in this pathetic little world adore us!
Reuniting with Twilight[]
- Buttercup: Let us guess....those Three Sirens Jerks are part of Dark Specter's Inner Circle.
- Twilight Sparkle: Exactly
- Aisling:
The Dazzlings warn Bowser/Twilight's Plan[]
(Bowser and Mistress 9 seen playing on the piano)
- Mistress 9: 🎼Bowser, you're so cool🎼
- Bowser: 🎼And with my star, we're gonna rule🎼
- Mistress 9: 🎼Bowser, understand🎼
- Bowser: 🎼I'm gonna love you 'til the very end🎼
- Mistress 9: 🎼Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser. I love you, oh!🎼
- Bowser: 🎼Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches. I love you, oh!🎼
- Adagio: Sire.
(Bowser slams on piano keys)
- Bowser: (calmly) What?
- Adagio: We just got back from the party at Canterlot High.
- Aria: Then we just saw the Rainbooms. They were with Pooh and Pals and some purple haired girl.
- Bowser: (growls)
- Sonata: They tried to get us with something called "Friendship is Magic."
- Adagio: And we think they're up to something.
- Bowser: (to Mistress 9) Leave us.
- Mistress 9: Of course.
- Bowser: (to the Dazzlings) Sit. Jam with me.
(Bowser and the Dazzlings play the piano)
- Bowser: This human with the Chosen Ones, where did she come from?
- Adagio: She came through a portal from the school statue. Why?
- Bowser: Is she from Equestria?
- Aria: Sire, look in the mirror.
- Adagio: You have nothing to worry about.
- Bowser: I know that. I'm not threatened. (slams piano door)
- Dazzlings: Ooooowww-ho-ho-ho-ho!
- Bowser: Find out where they are and what they're planning!
- Aria: We're on it, sire.
- Sonata: May we lift the cover?
- Bowser: Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.
- Adagio: (groans in pain)
(outside the school)
- Twilight Sparkle: It doesn't make any sense. I should have been able to create the spark that would help us break their spell. That's how it worked before.
- Sunset Shimmer: But to defeat me, you drew magic from the crown I was wearing. The sirens' magic comes from their music. So maybe you have to use the same kind of magic to defeat them. Or... maybe not.
- Ash Ketchum: Hold on, Sunset. I think you're onto something.
- Sunset Shimmer: Really?
- Jack Skellington: You're right! It's when you play music that you transform into half-ponies, right?
- Applejack: Yup. Ears, tails, the whole shebang.
- Scrooge McDuck: Aye. So maybe the way to use that magic to defeat the sirens and thwart Bowser's plan is by playing some kind of musical counter-spell!
- Fluttershy: You mean like a song?
- Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh. And in order to free everyone who's been exposed to the sirens' spell, we'll need them all to hear it.
- Rest of main cast: Hmmm...
- Kari Kamiya: Hold on! The battle of the Bands!
- Rarity: [gasps] Kari's right! That's the next time we can be certain everyone will be in the same place at the same time.
- Applejack: Guess the Rainbooms are the band to beat.
- Rarity: And I believe you, Twilight, just became the Rainbooms' newest member.
- Rest of main cast: [laughing and cheering]
- Pinkie Pie: So what do you wanna play? Triangle? [ding] Sousaphone? [fwomp!] Theremin? [plays theremin] Soooo magical.
- Twilight Sparkle: I might take a little too long to learn how to play something with these. I'll just sing.
- Rainbow Dash: Like, as in, lead singer? Cuz that's usually my gig. This being my band and all.
- Applejack: It's our band! And, of course, as lead singer. She's the one with the magical know-how to help us pull this thing off.
- Rainbow Dash: Okay, yeah, that's cool. I'll just use this as a chance to hone my already insanely good lead guitar skills.
- Twilight Sparkle: It's only temporary. And we don't have to win the Battle of the Bands. We just have to perform during the first round of the competition.
- Rainbow Dash: Let's get to learning that musical counter-spell!
- Twilight Sparkle: Well, that's just it. I don't know any.
- Rest of main cast: Awww...
- Twilight Sparkle: But I'm sure I could figure out how to write one.
- Spike: Totally! Twilight can write a spell like it's nobody's business. That's pretty much how she got to become a princess in Equestria.
- Twilight Sparkle: Technically, I helped finish a spell. And there was a little more to it than that, Spike.
- Spike: Yeah, whatever.
- Twilight Sparkle: I've got this. [to Spike] C'mon!
- Applejack: Where're you goin'?
- Twilight Sparkle: Well, last time we were here, Spike and I spent the night in the library.
- Pinkie Pie: Are you crazy?! We're besties now! Slumber party at my house!
Threatening Sunset Shimmer[]
- Sunset Shimmer (to Bowser): You!!
Battle of the Bands Rumble[]
- Aisling (to Bowser): And you say that those three are the Most "Devoted" Followers of your Father, I don't know who is more foolish, you or Dark Specter.
- Blossom: The game is over, Bowser.
- Bowser: Don't kill me with laughter!, I always have a Contingency Plan!
- Bowser: Now Kraang!