This is the transcript to Pooh's Adventures of Oliver & Company.
Opening/Meeting Oliver[]
(The city of New York, New York is shown in all its majesty, as the opening credits being to roll. It pans down into the bustling Times Square as the title appears. It then shifts to a street corner where a box of kittens are being sold to small children)
Huey Lewis: (singing) Now it's always once upon a time in New York City
It's a big old bad old tough old town, it's true
But beginnings are contagious there
They're always setting stages there
They're always turning pages there for you
Ain't it great the way it all begins in New York City
Boy: Let me have one, please.
Owner: Right away.
(One of the kittens is a young tabby kitten named Oliver, who is trying hard to be accepted by any of the kids surrounding by the box)
Huey Lewis: (singing) Right away you're making time and making friends
Oliver: (meowing)
Huey Lewis: (singing) No one cares where you were yesterday
Girl: (giggles)
Huey Lewis: (singing) If they pick you out you're on your way
To a once upon a time that never ends
So Oliver don't be shy
Get out there and go and try
Believing that you're the guy
They're dying to see
'Cause a dream's no crime
Now once upon a time
People: (chattering)
Huey Lewis: (singing) Once upon a time in New York City
If it's always once upon a time in New York City
(As the people have left, a storm rolls in, with thunder roaring)
Huey Lewis: (singing) Why does nightfall find you feeling so alone
How could anyone stay starry-eyed
When it's raining cats and dogs outside
And the rain is saying "Now you're on your own"
Oliver: (meows)
(A person with an umbrella walks by, struggling to keep his umbrella steady but fails to notice Oliver)
Oliver: (whimpers and meows)
(The box breaks open due to the rain and Oliver is almost pulled down the drain but manages to get back on the sidewalk)
Huey Lewis: (singing) So Oliver don't be scared
Though yesterday no one cared
They're getting your place prepared
Where you wanna be
Keep your dream alive
Dreaming is still how the strong survive
Once upon a time in New York City
(A car sped by, splashing water, making Oliver run away from the spot and into an alley. He stops as he saw two dogs snarling viciously at him)
Dogs: (growling and barking)
(The dogs chase Oliver out of the alley but are unable to follow him over the barbed wire fence. Oliver takes shelter beneath the front rim of a delivery truck, startled at first due to the lightning before finally managing to fall asleep)
Huey Lewis: (singing) Keep your dream alive
Dreaming is still how the strong survive
Once upon a time in New York City
Keep your dream alive
Dreaming is still how the strong survive
Once upon a time in New York City
And it's always once upon a time in New York City
(Morning soon came as Oliver still sleeps under the front rim)
Man #1: Forty seconds
Man #2: All right. Here we go.
(The truck starts to move, causing Oliver to hide under a blue baseball cap. He peeks out from under it as the truck rolls off and we hear sirens)
People: (chattering)
(Smiling for a chance to get adopted by people, Oliver walks over to the streets and looks up at them as they walk by. A rapper came dancing into view)
Rapper: You see the feet walkin' down the street in the fast lane
Walking on the street where they going
Just making a move trying to survive
Find a way or not to stay alive
Cool cat in a cruel world knows good from bad
His mind is in a twirl
Got to look out and open your eyes
If you're in a jam you got to realize
You're in the fast lane
Wait, wait, wait wait a minute
In the fast lane Wait, wait, wait...
(Oliver dances along to the catchy beat before the rapper walks away. Oliver is trying to get attention from a man who meets up with a woman)
Woman: Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Man: That's all right.
(Next a little boy walks by with his mother. Spotting Oliver, the little boy lets go of his mother's hand and strokes Oliver)
Mother: Come on, sweetheart, we're late. You can play with the kitty some other time, honey. Come on.
(Meanwhile Pooh and his friends have returned to New York for a nice quiet vacation)
Piglet: My isn't this a lovely day in New York?
Rabbit: Well, when my ears wig-wag like this it means there's going to rain cats and dogs.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother. I hope they bring their own lunch.
Tigger: (chuckles) Them ears of yours must be on the fritz Bunny-Boy. Cause the only thing clouds are full of is sunshine. And seems like only yesterday that we helped the Turtles stop the Utrom Shredder from destroying the Multiverse. You all remember it?
Misty: (sighs) Yes, Tigger. We know. We know.
Cera: You only mentioned it like 15 times on the way here.
Jiminy Cricket: Yes, but from what Mewtwo told us, Bowser did help you stop him for once.
Zazu: True. For all we know, Bowser is evil but not insane.
Rabbit: Point taken.
Brock: Shredder broke his Rules, and that makes him a Traitor.
Genie: So, what did this gem cost ya, Ash?
Ash Ketchum: Genie, we just came here to enjoy ourselves.
Genie: If ya believe that... perhaps I can interest you in the Brooklyn Bridge. Special low price. One time offer.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Tennessee Tuxedo: I know everything about New York City because my friend Mr. Whoopee once told me and Chumley all about it.
Chumley: Duh, you're absolutely right, Tennessee.
Pooh: (to Fred Flintstone) And Fred Flintstone, we're so glad that you, Barney, George, and the rest of your families could join us.
Fred Flintstone: No problem, Pooh Bear.
Barney Rubble: It'd be nice to time travel to join you guys to get away once in a while.
Wilma Flintstone: I agree. It wouldn't be a family vacation without any of us.
Elroy Jetson: And my family and I wanted to come along, too.
George Jetson: Yeah. Not to mention that it was very nice of Mr. Spacely to give me some time off so my family and I could spend some time together with you guys.
Jiminy Cricket: Well, it looks like we're gonna have a great in New York City.
Pooh: Oh yes. I sure hope to get something for Christopher Robin and my girlfriend, Alex Whitney.
Tigger: And I sure hope to get something for my girlfriend, Darcy, too.
Ttark: And I sure hope to get something for my girlfriend, Laura Powers, too. I sure do miss her.
Eeyore: Know how you feel.
Rabbit: If you want to get something for Laura, you should get her something that shows how much you care about her.
Ttark: That's a great idea, Rabbit.
Zazu: Well, it's a good thing that Christopher Robin has given us money to go shopping in New York City.
Lucky: Come on, Rolly. We gotta hightail it to New York with Pooh and his friends. We don't want to miss a great adventure with them.
Rolly: Just send me a postcard, Lucky. I'm getting a cramp here.
Cadpig: I'm getting a cramp, too. A big, giant smile cramp.
Squidward: Everyone's a critic.
Charlie Brown: Is Squidward always like this?
Spot the Chicken: Of course he is, but he's really nice once you get to know him.
Cera: (referring to Squidward) He's as grumpy as anyone used to be.
Littlefoot: Don't be mean.
Cera: Why do we have to let him come along?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Because he is our friend.
Patrick Star: Besides we could all use a break from Bikini Bottom. So, it'll do Squidward some good.
Petrie: Me sure hope so.
Tweety Bird: And is this your first time visiting New York City, Pooh Bear?
Winnie the Pooh: Oh no. Tweety. We first came to New York while we were with Fievel long before we knew any of you.
Tigger: And another time when we visited New York City was when we met a troll named Stanley who can grow plants with his magic thumb.
Rabbit: And we did came here to meet Ash's uncles Mario and Luigi in Brooklyn.
Ash: And there's another time when we were in New York City. It's the time when we were with Pooh and his friends along with Mewtwo and the Good Fairy and we met the Ghostbusters.
Eeyore: And not to mention that we also met three boys named Ed Edd n Eddy.
Patrick: Oh yeah, I remember when me, SpongeBob and all our friends back in Bikini Bottom have met Ed Edd n Eddy and their friends from the cole-de-sac when they landed in Bikini Bottom.
Squidward: And not to mention that Ed Edd n Eddy and their friends along with me, SpongeBob, Patrick and the others were with Pooh and his friends on their adventure back in Springfield visiting their friends The Simpsons and also visiting Drake and Josh and then also in Tokyo helping Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra fight King Ghidorah, Mr. Burns, Jafar and some other villains.
Tennessee Tuxedo: Oh yes, I remember that.
Tip: Me, too. And are there any other times that you guys visited New York City before?
Jiminy Cricket: Of course, there's this one time when I was with Pooh and his friends along with the vultures, Woody Woodpecker and Ttark when we met Bernard and Bianca.
Ttark: And another time when Pooh and his friends were in New York City is when they were with four dinosaurs named Rex, Elsa, Dweeb and Woog.
Rabbit: Oh yes, I remember that, Ttark. You were with us along with Danny, Sawyer, Mewtwo, Good Fairy, Slimer, Stay Puft, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, and Donkey Kong. And we also met those two kids named Louie and Cecelia.
Ash: And there's another time when Pikachu and I were in New York City with Pooh and his friends was when we meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Lumpy: You guys met the teenage mutant ninja turtles before?
Rabbit: Why yes, we did, Lumpy. And it's a long story.
Alex the Lion: Hey Pooh, there is this one time when you and your friends met me, Marty, Melman and Gloria at Central Park Zoo.
Pooh: Oh yes, I remember that. Thank you, Alex.
Brock: Another time when we were in New York City with Pooh and his friends was when we encountered a giant Godzilla.
Eeyore: And that creature was nothing like our friend, Godzilla from Tokyo.
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Sylvester: Suffering Succotash. What are we doing here in New York City anyway?
Grandpa Longneck: We're all here in New York City so we can take a vacation with Winnie the Pooh and his friends.
Poky Little Puppy: Yeah. And not to mention that my mom told me that my Uncle Dodger lives here in New York City.
Rabbit and Tigger: Uncle Dodger?
Poky Little Puppy: Yeah, he is my mom's brother. My mom told me that we should go meet my uncle Dodger when we're here in New York.
Garfield: But first, I want to get something to eat. I'm starving.
Rabbit: Huh, how can you think of food at a time like this.
Garfield: I practice.
Ziggy: You mean you wish you do!
(The vultures laugh except Dizzy)
Dizzy: Very funny.
Odie: (barks)
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(Oliver followed the boy and his mother across the road, but cars zoom in off screen, making him run back to the pathway with people walking over him)
Man: (humming)
Louie: Hey, 'scusa me.
Oliver: (meows as he spins around on his back)
Louie: Don't ya see I'm pushin' somethin' here? Thank you.
Oliver: (gasps)
(Oliver looks up to see a hotdog vendor pass by)
Louie: (singing In Italian)
(Oliver watches him walk by from behind a bin before sniffing the hotdogs)
Louie: Hey, come on, folks! Step right up! Get your hot dogs!
Oliver: (sniffs)
Louie: The best hot dogs in New Yo-ork!
(Oliver runs over to the hotdog stand)
Louie: (singing) Hey, it's a beautiful day, eh? Come on, folks! Step right up!(whistling)
Oliver: (sniffs)
Louie: (to Oliver) Hey. Go on. Get outta here. Shoo! Get outta here. Go on, kitty. Get your sausages.
(He waves his hand to shoo Oliver, making him run off)
Louie: All right, let's go, folks. Step right up. I got the hottest dogs in the Big Apple!
(We then see a Jack Russell Terrier named Dodger dance past them behind a mailbox and a taxi. A brown cocker spaniel and her owner walk past him, getting his attention)
Dodger: Hmm.
(He hopped onto the taxi. The spaniel came to a road crossing when she heard Dodger)
Dodger: Psst. Psst. (kissing) Hiya.
Female Cocker Spaniel: (gasps) Hmph!
(She walks off in a huff)
Dodger: Ooh. La-de-da...
Louie: Hey! Hey, get off of me! What's the matter with you? I said get outta here.
Dodger: Well, well. Looks like Louie's got a visitor. Could be time for the Dodge to turn this into a total "cat-astrophe."
Louie: Hey! Get off me! Hey! Get outta here. Go on! Shoo!
(Louie kicks Oliver off of his foot into a bin. A banana peel falls on his head. The heroes walk up to Oliver)
Pooh Bear: Excuse me?
Oliver: (surprised) Huh?
Pooh Bear: Are you lost?
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Garfield: Hey, wait a minute. I think I know that kitty.
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Meeting Poky Little Puppy's Uncle Dodger[]
(The heroes see Dodger)
Poky Little Puppy: (sees his Uncle Dodger coming by) Hey, that must be my Uncle Dodger.
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Poky Little Puppy: (in Arthur Read's voice) Uncle Dodger!
Dodger: (Uncle Fred's voice) Hey, Poky, how the heck are ya?
Poky Little Puppy: I'm doing fine, Uncle Dodger.
Dodger: And how's your mom and your brothers and sisters doing back home?
Poky Little Puppy: They're doing great. And I would like you to meet my friends, Uncle Dodger.
Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Pooh Bear: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
Brock: My name's Brock, and I'm a Pokémon breeder.
Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokémon.
Togepi: Togi.
Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum, and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master.
Pikachu: Oh yeah. And this is Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
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Tennesse Tuxedo: Tennessee Tuxedo is the name. And this is my chump, Chumley.
Chumley: Uh, please to meet ya.
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Shy Little Kitten: I'm Shy.
Dash: This here's Tip and I'm Dash.
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Dodger: Ooh, you sure picked the wrong guy to get hot dogs from, kid.
Oliver: Get away from me!
Dodger: Whoa! Chill out, man. I don't eat cats. It's too much fur. I've been watching you, and I think you're in serious need of some professional guidance. Now, what do ya say we team up and change old Louie's mind about sharing some of those hot dogs?
Oliver: I'm not goin' back there again.
Dodger: Hey. It'd be a snap, kid. I'm an expert at these things. All you gotta do is learn some moves.
Oliver: Moves?
Dodger: You know. Tempo. Ooo-cha-ba. A rhythm. This city's got a beat. You gotta hook into it. And once you got the beat, you can do anything.
Oliver: I can?
Dodger: "Absitively posolutely". The man you see before you is affectionately known as "Old Louie." A well-known enemy of the four-legged world. Our mission, cat, is to liberate those all-beef Kosher Franks, and hightail it outta here. Startin' to feel that rhythm?
Oliver: Well, uh...
(A Jackhammer pounds the pavement and Oliver feels the vibrations)
Oliver: Yeah! Yeah! I do feel it! When are we gonna get those hot dogs?
Dodger: Right... now. (barking)
Oliver: (yelps)
(Dodger chases Oliver toward Louie as the Irelanders follow in pursuit trying to break them up)
Louie: Hey! Dog! (gasps)
(Oliver jumps onto him)
Dodger: (barks)
Louie: Hey! Get outta here! Hey!
(Dodger grab the hotdogs and wrap them around his neck then runs off)
Dodger: (giggling)
Louie: Hey! Hey. Get outta there!
Oliver: (screeching)
Louie: (screaming) I'll get you! (groans) Get outta here!
(Oliver climbs through a small window as Louie throws the mustard at him. The heroes pursue him and Dodger into a construction site)
Oliver: (pants)
Why Should I Worry[]
Dodger: (hums)
Oliver: (gasps and hides)
Dodger: Hey, you really got that rhythm, kid.
Oliver: Uh... yeah? We were good, huh? So, when are we gonna eat?
Dodger: We?
Oliver: Yeah. I'm starving.
Dodger: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to you. But the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.
Oliver: (confused) What do you mean?
???: Yeah, what are you talking about?
Dodger: What I mean, is our partnership is herewith dissolved.
???: What?!
Oliver: But wait!
Rabbit: (angrily) Now, just a minute! That's very rude to hog food and not giving some to the poor little kitten!
Oliver: Yeah, you're not being fair!
Dodger: Fairs are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped. Check ya later.
(He jumps off the pipe and down an excavator)
Oliver: Hey, wait! I helped you get those! Half of those are mine!
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!
Tweety Bird: Feed me. Feed me.
Sylvester: (grabs Tweety) Feed you? Feed me! (puts Tweety in his mouth)
Dash: (redubbed in Manny the Mammoth's voice) Sylvester, spit him out.
Tweety Bird: Bad old putty tat!
(They follow Dodger as Why Should I Worry starts to play. Oliver jumps onto a steel beam being lifted by a crane and down onto a red and white barrier in front of Dodger)
Dodger: Ya want 'em? Come and get 'em. (howls) Uh-huh. But I'm warnin' ya, kid. (singing) One minute, I'm in Central Park
Then I'm down on Delancey Street
Man: What the... Hey!
Dodger: Said, from the Bowery to St. Mark's
There's a syncopated beat
I said whoo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo
I'm streetwise
I can improvise
I said whoo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo
I'm street-smart
I've got New York City heart
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoir-faire
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just be-bopulation
I got street savoir faire
Mmm-hmm
(Dodger shakes the wet off his fur and looks back to see Oliver has been poofed up by the vents with a cross look on his face)
The rhythm of the city
Boy, once you get it down
Then you can own this town
You can wear the crown
Why should I worry?
Tell me why should I care?
Say, I may not have a dime
Oh, but I got street savoir-faire
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just doo-wopulation
And I got street savoir-faire
Girl Dogs: (spoken) Everything goes
Everything fits
Dodger: (spoken) They love me at the Chelsea
They adore me at the Ritz
Dodger: (singing) Why should I worry?
Why should I care? Yeah!
And even when I cross that line,
I got street savoir-faire
Woo-hoo
Said whoo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo
Oliver: Whoa!
Dogs: (barking)
Dodger: (singing) Woo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo (blubbering)
Female Driver: (screams)
Dodger: Whoo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo!
Man: Come on. Where you going? No! No!
Dodger & Chorus: Woo-hoo-woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-whoo-hooo-hoo
Dodger: (howls)
Dodger & Chorus: Woo-hoo-woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoowoo-hoo-hoo!
Dodger: (howling)
(Oliver climbs up the drain and follows Dodger on the gutter with the heroes)
Dodger & Chrous: Woo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-whoo-hoo-hoo
Meeting Tito, Einstein, Rita, and Francis[]
(The camera pans diagonally right from the city streets to the city harbor by the Brooklyn Bridge, where it zooms in on a condemned area of the harbor. Seagulls caw and ships honk their horns, as the camera lowers down past the piers and shifts to a shot of an old houseboat connected by a suspended gangplank. The camera cuts to the interior of the houseboat, as we see four other dogs; two of them asleep in their makeshift dog houses, a bulldog watching TV, and a chihuahua named Tito dancing to Buscando Guayaba on the radio. He picks up an old, ragged wallet in his teeth and brings it to the loot box)
Einstein: (snoring as Tito bounces on his nose) Huh?
(Tito drops the wallet into the loot box)
Francis: Tito! Stop that racket! I'm trying to watch this show.
(Tito glares at him)
Macbeth Actor (on TV): There would have been time for such a word! Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow creeps...
Francis: (mouthing) In this petty pace from day to day and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.
Tito: Hey, Frankie, man. Whatcha watchin' man? Hey, does he get the girl? I mean, what happens?
Francis: (hitting Tito down on the head) Shut up, you little rodent.
Tito: Hey, man, this stuff is boring, man. Come on, let's watch some boxing, man. I want to see some action. (laughs) Hey, Frankie, ¿Qué pasó, man? You're getting slow, man. (laughs)
Francis: My name is Francis. Fran-cis. Not Frank. Not Frankie. Francis.
Tito: No kidding, man? Hey, so what did you bring in today, "Frahn-cees"?
Francis: It's none of your business, you intrusive little pipsqueak.
Einstein: Look what I got.
(He holds the broken tennis racket)
Francis: (sarcastically) Oh, good show, Einstein. Now all we need is the court and the net.
Einstein: (taking it into consideration) You think this place is big enough?
Tito: Hey, come on. What we need is some good quality stuff, man. Check it out.
Francis: Oh, shredded leather.
Tito: Shredded wha... What you talkin' about, man? That's a primo wallet, man
Francis: Rubbish, you mean.
Tito: All right, that does it, Frankie man! You insulted my pride! That means death!
Francis: Behold, the runt of the litter.
(Rita, a Saluki, wakes up)
Rita: Cut it out, you two.
Tito: Frankie! Frankie! Arf!
(Rita looks at the loot in the box)
Rita: Fagin's not gonna be too happy about this. So, Francis, you got the food, right?
Francis: Well, no, I...
Rita: Ooh, Frankie.
Tito: Frankie!
Einstein: Frankie!
Rita: It was your turn to get the food today!
Tito: It's newspaper burritos again!
Dodger: Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Cool it, Dodger fans. I'd like to introduce you to... your dinner. Hot dogs à la Dodger.
Tito: Hot dogs! All right, Dodger, man!
(Outside, Oliver climbs to a hole in the roof to get a better look)
Francis: You remain our preeminent benefactor.
Einstein: Yeah. And you're okay, too.
Rita: So, how'd you do it this time, Dodger baby?
Dodger: Let me tell you, Rita. It was tough. Only I could have done it.
Tito: Did you have to fight, man? Huh, huh? I mean, did you fight? How many were there, man?
Dodger: Picture the city: Eighth and Broadway. The crowds hustling, the traffic roaring, the hot dogs are sizzling.
Einstein: I love a story with food in it.
Dodger: Enter Dodger, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded. But he's not the only one out there. Enter the opposition.
Rita: (sighs while rolling her eyes)
Dodger: A greedy, ugly, psychotic monster...
Tito: (gulps)
Dodger: With razor-sharp claws, dripping fangs, and nine lives, all of them hungry. He comes at me, eyes burning. I knew my time had come. Suddenly...
Oliver: (screeches)
(Suddenly, Oliver steps on a wooden beam which collapses out from under him, sending him falling into a pile of clothes, startling the dogs and causing them to freak out and hide)
Tito: Gang war! Gang war! Watch out! Here comes a gang war!
Francis: Take cover!
Tito: Watch out!
(Dodger hides behind the chair)
Oliver: (grunts)
Rita: Well, what is it?
(Francis shrugs as to say I don't know)
Tito: Hey, man, check it out, huh.
(He sniffs the jacket as Oliver's paw reaches out and grabs him on the snout)
Tito: Ay, it's an alien!
(Tito runs off as Oliver crawls out from underneath the jacket and looks around)
Rita: Cool it, guys. It's just a cat.
Tito: ¡Mi madre, un gato!
Francis: Felis domesticus!
(Dodger closes his eyes and shook his head)
Rita: Now, how'd you find this place, cat?
Oliver: I... I... I followed this dog.
Tito: He's lying! He's lying! He's lying! He's lying!
Rita: (kicking Tito with her hind leg) Shut up, Tito!
Francis: Why would a cat follow a dog?
Einstein: Yeah?
Oliver: I-I just wanted some of the sausages I helped him get.
Tito: (wearing a napkin and holding a knife and fork) He's a spy, man! Come on, let's eat him! You're dead meat, kitty.
???: (off-screen) Nobody's eating him!
(They turned to see that the heroes arrived)
Rita: We got more company.
Einstein: Looks like stuffed animals, humans, dinosaurs, and real animals.
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Garfield: You get away from my cousin!
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Poky Little Puppy: The dog he's referring to is my Uncle Dodger.
???: We were following him because he helped this kitten get the hot dogs and he wouldn't share.
Oliver: I-I saw him come down. (spots Dodger on the armchair) Hey! That's... Hey, that's him! O-Over there.
(They all see Dodger watching a baseball game on TV)
Dodger: (noticing Oliver and the heroes) Hey, kitty, Pooh Bear, Poky. What took you so long?
Rita: Relax, kid.
(She winks her eye at Oliver)
Tito, Einstein, and Francis: (laughing)
Tito: Hey, Dodger, razor-sharp claws?
Francis: Dripping fangs?
Rita: I kind of like those burning eyes.
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Dodger: (to Tito, Einstein, Rita, and Francis) And this is my nephew, Poky.
Poky Little Puppy: Hi.
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Dodger: Hey, keep it down, guys. The game's on.
Tito: Oh, boy, Dodger! Top dog has to get help from a cat! (giggling)
Dodger: Hey, Tito, cool it, man.
Tito: Come on. Let's see this big, bad kitty fight in action.
Dodger: Hey, Tito, look!
(Tito turns his head, allowing Dodger to tackle him, as the two dogs bump into Francis)
Einstein: Oh, boy! Dog pile!
(He lands right on his friends)
Rita: (disgusted) Oh, what a bunch of overgrown... Oof!
(She gets hit by Tito and gets angry)
Rita: All right. That's it.
(She leaps into the fray, and all five dogs continue to fight playfully. Oliver is frightened by this and hides in the loot box. The fighting continues until they hear the voice of their master)
Roscoe and DeSoto confronting the heroes[]
Fagin: All right, all right, knock it off! Enough! What's the matter with you guys? Don't you understand? Sykes will be here any minute (whimpers) and I don't have his...
(Dodger and his friends see the dog biscuits then they run up to him)
Fagin: No, no, no, no, no!
(Einstein licks him affectionately while Francis tugs Fagin's shoe, Dodger playfully tugs his shirt)
Fagin: (laughing) No, no. Stop it. No. No. No licking. What a joke! All right, settle down.
(The heroes laugh in amusement)
Pooh Bear: Uh, pardon us, sir. What's your name?
Fagin: My name is Fagin and what's yours, guys?
Pooh Bear: I'm Winnie the Pooh and these are all of my friends.
Heroes: Hello.
(Fagin sees Pikachu)
Fagin: Say, what do we have here?
(He's about to touch Pikachu's cheeks, but Ash stops him gently)
Ash Ketchum: Careful, Fagin. If you touch my Pikachu's cheeks, you'll get shocked.
Fagin: Oh, sorry, kid.
Ash Ketchum: That's okay, Fagin. If you treat him nicely he's cool.
Fagin: I'll definitely treat him nicely.
(But suddenly their conversation was interrupted by the loud honking which startled Fagin, the dogs, and the heroes)
Piglet: (gasps) What was that?!
Fagin: Sykes!
Rabbit: Sykes? Who's he?
Fagin: He's a loan shark and he's a very dangerous man. I must warn you guys he'll hurt you if you get in his way. And watch out for Roscoe and DeSoto.
Bugs Bunny: Who are they?
Daffy Duck: Or what are they?
Fagin: They're Mr. Sykes' Dobermans and I wouldn't get too close to them if I were you.
Spot the Chicken: And isn't Sykes even more meaner than Cruella De Vil?
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(Outside two Dobermans named Roscoe and DeSoto head for the entrance)
Fagin: (scared) All right, all right. I'm coming. (whimpering) I'll be right there. You guys, listen. Don't let me down. What do you got? Let's see what you got. (examines the loot) It's worthless! What have you done? Oh, how are we ever going to pay Sykes off with a... (takes out Oliver) a pussy cat?
(Suddenly, Roscoe and Desoto arrive as they growl viciously as Piglet, Scooby, Petrie, Timon, and Pumbaa felt very scared while the other heroes stood their ground bravely among with the dogs)
Pikachu: Pi?
Pooh Bear: Oh, my goodness!
Tigger: Those Dobermans don't look too friendly.
(Sparks fly from Pikachu's cheeks)
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika...
Fagin: (scared) Oh. (chuckles) Oh, look who's here, kids. Company. Nice doggies.
(Roscoe snaps his mouth as he and DeSoto continue growling at him)
Fagin: I was just on my way out.
Fred Jones: Ooh, not too friendly. Are they?
(A scared Fagin heads outside. Roscoe and Desoto chuckle evilly)
Roscoe: (to Dodger and his friends) You guys miss us?
DeSoto: (sees the heroes) Well, who do we have here, Roscoe?
Roscoe: There's some humans, stuffed animals, dinosaurs, and some other animals.
(Petrie and Ducky whimper fearfully)
???: Looks like that you've met our friends.
(Team Rocket do their usual motto)
Barney Rubble: (to Fred Flintstone) Gee, I guess those clowns are just for show, Fred.
Jessie: (sees Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Wilma, Betty, Pebbles, Bamm-Bamm, and Dino) Well, well, well, what do we have here?
James: It looks like a bunch of cavepeople and a purple dinosaur.
Fred Flintstone: Well, for your information, I am Fred Flintstone, and this is Barney Rubble, my wife Wilma, our daughter Pebbles, Barney's wife Betty, their son Bamm-Bamm, and Dino. And we're friends of Winnie the Pooh.
Meowth: And you guys aren't around from here. Are you?
Fred Flintstone: That's right, we're from Bedrock. A million years back that way.
Barney Rubble: Guys, who are those three clowns?
Ash Ketchum: They're Team Rocket!
Dodger: Team Rocket?
Oliver: Who's Team Rocket?
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James: Yes, and we never even had lunch.
Rabbit: Huh, how can they think of food at a time like this?
Joker: They practice.
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Plankton: Why hello there, Pooh and SpongeBob. Haven't seen you guys since our last encounter back in Fantasmic at Walt Disney World.
Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks! It's the Joker and Harley Quinn. Bad guys.
Scooby-Doo: Uh-oh. Trouble.
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Sykes threatening Fagin/Roscoe and Desoto threatening the heroes[]
(At the Docks, Fagin approaches Sykes, who still has his car lights on)
Fagin: (stammering nervously) Mr. Sykes. I, uh...
(The camera moves around Sykes' impressive Cadillac. Instead of the Cadillac logo, his hood ornament contains both of his Dobermans and the headlights turn off like a set of visors)
Fagin: He's gonna kill me.
(He sidesteps towards Sykes' driver's window to meet up with his boss, who slides his window open to look at him)
Fagin: Oh. (chuckles) Hello. Oh, lovely evening. I was just saying this to your two lovely, purebred Dobermans.
Sykes: (sticks his hand out) The money, Fagin.
Fagin: (hands him the loot) Actually, I've got something much better than money. Some luxury items that should make a considerable dent in my debt to you. (takes interest in the wax treatment on his boss' car) Oh, my! You waxed your car, didn't you? Did they use a buffer on it, because I can see myself.
Sykes: (disappointed) Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I don't want your garbage, Fagin!
(He dumps Fagin's loot into the harbor below)
Fagin: (desperate) Oh, please, Sykes. Oh, please. Oh, please.
Sykes: I don't think you grasp... the severity of the situation.
Fagin: Oh, no! Oh, no, no (grabs onto a rear-view mirror) I did grasp it. This is how I grasp. Look.
(The mirror breaks off and falls into the harbor)
Fagin: Accident. Accident! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Sykes: (grabs Fagin into his car window, angrily) Mr. Fagin!
Fagin: Sorry.
Sykes: Now, I lent you money and I don't see it. Do you know what happens when I don't see my money, Fagin? People get hurt. People like you get hurt.
Fagin: (gasps)
Sykes: (uses a window button to choke Fagin) Do I make myself... CLEAR?!
Fagin: (wheezing) Clear! Perfectly clear!
(We cut back to Roscoe and Desoto bullying the dogs and the heroes)
Roscoe: You know, Rita, I can't figure out why you'd rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself. (brings his chin to Rita's face)
Francis: Isn't that rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?
Tito: (laughs) Hey, Frankie, get down brother! (high-fives him) You bad, man.
Roscoe: (angrily) Hey, you got something to say to me, fat boy?
(Francis gets scared when Roscoe threatens him)
Timon: Why I oughta let me at him! Let me at him! (to Pumbaa) Here, hold me back.
Pumbaa: Okay.
Timon: Let me at him! Let me at him!
Pumbaa: Okay!
Timon: I think you're missing the basic point here.
Tito: Come on, man! You guys don't scare me! (gets held back by Einstein) Come on! I'll kill you both, man! Come on, let me at 'em! I'll kill 'em!
(DeSoto continues sniffing)
Roscoe: (tauntingly) Go ahead. Let him go.
Einstein: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Roscoe: Like you, old man?
Scooby-Doo: Lay off my cousin!
???: (steps forward, in Kirby's voice) Why don't you just back off!
Roscoe: (in Air Conditioner's voice) Hey, I'm real scared there, ??? What are you gonna do? ??? me to death?
???: Hmph! (backs up)
Dodger: Hey, Roscoe. Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?
Roscoe: Nah. I ain't lost my sense of humor. (kicks the television) See? I find that funny. (chuckles)
???: You just kicked someone else's TV, which is NOT funny!
(Outside, Fagin is still begging Sykes)
Fagin: Oh, please. (crying) Please. Oh, please!
Sykes: Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, Fagin.
Fagin: Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days. Three, three, three. (multiples 3 by 3 with his fingers) That's nine. Nine?
Sykes: No, Fagin. Three.
Fagin: Three?! Oh, you mean, just three days? Oh, my goodness! (sobbing) Oh, I'm having a bad day!
(Sykes blares his horn, sending a panicked Fagin falling into the Hudson River with a splash. Inside, Roscoe heard his master’s car horn)
DeSoto: Hey, hey, Roscoe, fellas. (pulls Oliver out a newspaper strip) Look what I found.
Roscoe: Forget it, DeSoto. We gotta go.
DeSoto: (ignoring Roscoe) I like cats. I like to eat 'em.
(Oliver scratches DeSoto on his nose with his claws making him rear up in pain and knock over a washing line)
DeSoto: (growls in pain)
(Roscoe rushes to his friend's aid and corners Oliver with DeSoto, both growling. Dodger blocks Oliver's way)
Roscoe: (menacingly) Get out of my way, Dodger!
Dodger: (furiously) That's enough, Roscoe!
(The other dogs, Pooh Bear, Ash, and the others also block Oliver in defense)
Rabbit: Don't even lay a paw on the kitten!
(Scooby growls at the Dobermans angrily)
Pikachu: (sparks fly from his cheeks) PIKA PIKA!!!
Roscoe: What have we here? A little yellow rodent!
Ash Ketchum: Hey! Stay away from my Pikachu!
Tigger: Yeah, Brunos! And stay away from the kitten as well!
Scrappy-Doo: You two dogs are messing with the wrong group!
DeSoto: (sees Togepi) And what is this, a little egg creature?
(Pikachu jumps in front of DeSoto to protect Togepi)
Misty: And don't you dare threaten my little Togepi!!!
(The car horn honks)
Rita: Run along, Roscoe. Your master's calling.
Cera: Yeah, you guys take a hike before things get ugly.
(The car horn honks again and the Dobermans leave.)
Roscoe: Come on, Desoto. We ain't finished, Dodger. You guys are gonna pay for this, starting with that cat and your friends.
(Roscoe's threat scared Oliver, Pooh Bear, and his friends as he and Desoto leave)
Tito: (yelling after Roscoe and Desoto) Oh, yeah?! You guys don't scare me! Come on back and say it to me face! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Yeah, those creeps will think twice before hassling us, man. (chuckles)
Petrie: Oh, me don't like those dogs. (chuckles)
Dodger: (to Oliver) All right, kid. What'd I tell you guys? OId Dodge can really pick 'em, huh?
(Oliver went for a high paw but Dodger pulls it back as a move)
Comforting Fagin/Bedtime Story[]
(Fagin comes in looking wet and depressed)
Rabbit: Oh, my.
Fagin: Oh, three days. (crying)
Pooh Bear: Are you quite all right, Mr. Fagin?
Pikachu: Pika?
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(Fagin sits down in his chair takes off his wet shoes)
Fagin: How am I ever gonna come up with all that money?
(The dogs walk over to him)
(Dodger pushes a foot stool to Fagin to put his feet up)
Fagin: What's the use? I'll never get out from under that maniac.
(Tito puts bunny slippers on Fagin's feet. Rita pulls out a blanket from her doghouse and brings it over to Fagin as she and Francis pull it over him. Einstein picks up a dog biscuit in his mouth)
Fagin: (sighs) My days are numbered...and the number is three. It's hopeless.
(Einstein hands Fagin a dog biscuit with his teeth. Fagin slowly chews on the biscuit and swallows it)
Fagin: Thanks, guys.
(Everyone smiles at Fagin as Einstein licks him)
Fagin: (laughs) That reminds me. I saw DeSoto's nose. Who did that?
(Dodger picks up Oliver and gives him to Fagin)
Fagin: You? You. (laughs) That took a lot of guts.
Oliver: (purrs)
Fagin: We've never had a cat in the gang before. We can use all the help we can get.
Fagin: (groans as he stretches his arms and cracking his neck) Ahhh. All right. Time for bed. We've got a big day tomorrow.
(Rita walks to her bed. Einstein hands Fagin a chapter book)
Einstein: (whimpers)
Fagin: Awww, no. (chuckling) Oh, all right. But just one chapter tonight.
(Francis backs up with a lamp held by his tail and Tito pull the string to turn it on with his mouth and adjust the shade as Fagin takes the book from Einstein)
Fagin: Umm, let's see. (muttering) Here we are. Here we are. Chapter seven. (clears throat) (reading) "Sparky stopped and he rolled in a field of wildflowers. The dandelions tickled his nose till he laughed out loud."
Einstein: (heavy panting)
(Tito looks up at Einstein, whose panting is blowing his hair, glaring)
Fagin: (reading) "And then, something caught his eye. It was Bumper, the rabbit. Sparky jumped to his feet and ran toward Bumper, barking loudly." (weakly) Woof, woof. (to Francis) Well, you try it sometime.
Francis: (clears throat) Ruff! R-Ruff!
Fagin: Well, that's because you're a dog. (continues reading) "Sparky knew that Bumper would run and that he could chase him over the field. But Sparky would never catch him or hurt him... because Sparky was not that kind of a dog."
Dodger: You know, Poky. This will give us a great opportunity for some uncle/nephew time.
(Soon everyone is fast asleep. Tito reaches for Francis' check and wraps himself in it like a blanket. Dodger turns off the lamp and walks over to his makeshift doghouse, finds a comfortable position and lays down asleep. Oliver wakes up and sees this before going over to join Dodger as Rita watches. Oliver climbs up next to Dodger and nuzzles him before curling up and falling asleep, as Dodger wakes up and sees this. Dodger looks over at Rita who smiles at him before falling asleep. He smiles and falls back to sleep. The camera pans up from the houseboat to the New York skyline)
The heroes on the city streets[]
(The night changes into the next morning as we cut to the New York City streets, where Fagin is driving through the city on his motor scooter with the dogs and Oliver on board and the heroes following them)
Fagin: This is the big one. We’ve got two days to do or die. (honks his scooter horn) Dodger, you keep an eye on the new kid and his pals. Show them the ropes.
(Dodger gives Oliver a noogie)
Fagin: I don’t wanna put any undue pressure on you, but as you march off to do your duty, I want you to keep one thing in mind.
(They crash and end up in a heap)
Fagin: Dead men do not buy dog food. So big smiles and get out there and fetch!
[The dogs and Oliver climb out of the back and onto the ground. Fagin drives off, sending smoke everywhere and causing everyone to cough]
Everyone: (coughs)
Dodger: Alright. If Mr. Sykes don't see some cold, hard cash soon, we are Doberman chow.
Charlie Brown: And we're gonna have to find ways to make money, but we only two days left and that doesn't give us much time.
Pooh: You're right, Charlie Brown. That is a bother.
Dodger: Come on. We'll start on Columbus Avenue.
Oliver: What kind of work do we do anyway?
Tito: Investment banking, man. (grunts) Didn’t you read about us in the Wall Street Journal?
Oliver: Really?
Francis: Yes. Captains of Industry.
Oliver: Gosh, can we be one too?
Dodger: Hey. When you got your pals, you got all ya need.
Oliver: OK, Dodge.
Streets of Gold[]
Rita: We gotta clean you up, children and give you some on the job training.
(Streets of Gold starts playing)
Rita: (singing) Ooh, yeah
Now, listen up!
You got a lot to learn
And if you don't learn,
You don't eat!
Tito: (yelps)
Rita: (singing) But if you're tough
And always use your head,
You'll be right at home on the street
When you got talent
Everything is free
Watch how we do things
Ooh, I guarantee
Rita, Einstein, Tito, and Francis: You're gonna see how the best survive
We make an art out of staying alive
If you do just as you're told
These are streets of gold
Rita: (singing) Every boulevard is a miracle mile
You'll take the town and you'll take it with style
(Oliver runs into one of the alley dogs who chases him but soon comes face to face with Rita and the dogs who growl at him, and he runs away scared)
Rita: (singing) If you play it brave and bold
Street Dog: (yelping)
Rita: (singing) These are streets of gold
Oliver: (yapping)
All: (laughing)
Limousine Sabotage/Meeting Jenny[]
(They run off but soon come to an abrupt halt as they bump into one another)
Dodger: Hello? What have we here?
(A limousine pulls into view)
Tito: All right! A chauffeur shuffle!
Dodger: Listen up, Einstein, gimme a fender bender at two lights.
Einstein: Yeah.
Dodger: Tito. You're in charge of electronics.
(Tito jumps up and down)
Dodger: Rita and I'll work the crowd. Francis….
Francis: I know. My public awaits.
Oliver: Hey, but what about me? What do I do?
Dodger: You'll help Tito.
Tito: (happily) Alright! Come on, gato! Uncle Tito will show you how it's done.
Dodger: Ready? Go!
(The heroes fan out to put the plan into action. Inside the limo, a young red-headed girl named Jenny Foxworth is reading two letters while her butler Winston drives it)
Jenny Foxworth: Winston, listen to this. (reads letter) "After a little sightseeing, we left Paris by car for the con, confer..."
Winston: Conference, Jennifer.
Jenny Foxworth: Oh, yes. "Conference ...in Rome on Wednesday." (becomes saddened as she continues reading) Jenny, I'm afraid your father and I won't be able to make it."
Winston: Is there anything wrong, Jenny? Are your parents all right?
Jenny Foxworth: They’re staying longer.
Winston: Oh, don't worry. I-I'm sure they'll be home for your birthday.
Jenny Foxworth: No.
Winston: (sighs)
(Outside, Einstein runs into the traffic and bumps into the limo door)
Jenny Foxworth: (startled) What was that?
Winston: I, I don’t know. But, but now, don’t be alarmed. (honks horn by mistake) I’ll be right back.
Einstein: (dizzily) Run, Sparky. Go find Bumper.
(Einstein leaves and Francis takes his place in front of the limo's grill)
Francis: (groans)
(He flops down on the road, pretending to be knocked out. Oliver and Tito jump into the limo)
Winston: Why me? Today of all days.
Tito: (fascinated) Hey, check it out, man. Beep, beep. (chuckles) Hey, forget Fagin, man. Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.
(Outside)
Winston: What have I done? Poor thing.
Woman: You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
Winston: I’m sure he’s just fine.
Woman: Harming that poor…
Winston: Probably just a little stunned. Run along, little fellow. Go on, now. Shoo.
Francis: (moans)
Oliver: Hey, Tito. What can I do?
Tito: Well, uh... Why don't you be a lookout, man. Yeah, that's it. Be a lookout.
Oliver: Okay. What is a lookout?
Tito: Aye! Look, just look out the window. Make sure it’s still daylight, okay? (grunting)
(As they hop up to the front window, the window rolls down, about to reveal Jenny, startling Oliver)
Oliver: (nervous) Hey. Hey, Tito, Tito, there’s something back there.
Tito: Hey, stop hassling me, man. I only got one more wire, okay? (grunting)
Oliver: But… B-but…
(Oliver steps on the ignition, electrocuting Tito)
Tito: (screaming)
(The car lights flash repeatedly, and the windshield wipers glide against the windshield, surprising the crowd and Winston)
Winston: What's going on here?
(Francis licks Winston before running off)
Dodger: Let's get outta here!
(The gang and the heroes retreat. Tito ricochets out of the limo and into a set of trash cans. The electricity shocking Tito travels up a streetlight and shocks its bulb, which falls out of its socket and lands on Einstein's head, shattering in pieces. Einstein regains consciousness. Oliver got tangled in the wires as Jenny came)
Jenny Foxworth: Oh, you poor kitty. Here. Let me help you.
(She untangles Oliver’s paw from the wires as Winston runs up)
Winston: (panting) Jenny…. Are you alright?
(The gang and the heroes come out of hiding)
Rita: Where's the kid?
Tito: (coughs) He must still be in the car, man!
(The limo drives off)
Rita: Oh, that poor little kid.
Alopex: You were supposed to keep an eye on him, Tito!
Tito: (coughs) Yeah. Well, it's hard to watch anything when you're getting barbecued, man.
Rita: What are we gonna do, Dodge?
Dodger: Tito, Pooh Bear, everyone, come with me. The rest of you, get back to Fagin.
(Dodger, Tito, and the heroes chase after the limo by hopping across various cars, Meanwhile, Jenny and Winston have arrived back at their house for the day. Jenny brings Oliver inside with her)
Perfect Isn't Easy/Oliver meets Georgette[]
Winston: Now, really, Jenny. We can't just take in a stray off the street.
Jenny: But look at the poor thing, Winston, he's half starved.
(Dodger and Tito make it to the front steps, but Dodger holds Tito back to avoid being caught. Inside)
Winston: (grunting) Ah. I know you're growing attached to the little fellow, but do try to understand. Your parents left me responsible for you. (he takes off his sport coat)
Jenny Foxworth: They won't mind. Really. (to Oliver) Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.
(As she walks into the kitchen, Winston goes up the stairs)
Winston: Georgette is not going to like this.
(He pokes his head into a room)
Winston: Rise and shine, Georgette. (flicks a switch) Your public awaits.
(A curtain rises around a pillar, decorated with poodle statues and a staircase that leads to Georgette's revolving bed, revealing a poodle)
Georgette: (yawns)
(Georgette gets out of bed in her bedrobe and crawls down the stairs to her bedroom mirror, which lights up automatically. She gasps at the bags in her eyes and the curlers in her hair)
Georgette: (gasps) (singing) Girl, we've got work to do
(She dabs her paw in eyeshadow paint and puts it on her left eyelid)
Pass me the paint and glue
Perfect isn't easy
(She shakes her hair which throws off the curlers and retracts to its groomed formation with a pink bow on her head)
But... it's... me
When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
(Georgette dabs her ears in powder and pats the powder around her head, to which the powder turns into a heart-shaped cloud, followed by smaller ones, as Georgette massages her blue fur coating)
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity,
But for humanity,
(Georgette walks away from the mirror and poses in front of the fireplace)
Each little step, a pose
See how the breeding shows, ugh!
(One of her trophies is then shown, as Georgette does another pose)
Sometimes it's too much for even me!
(She then flops down on her pillow surrounded by pictures of her fans, two of them being Professor Ratigan from "The Great Mouse Detective" and Scooby-Doo, and a large, massive portrait of herself hanging on the wall)
But when all the world says “Yes”,
Then who am I to say “no”?
(Georgette kisses one of the pictures and throws it away)
Don’t ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl,
No, girl, ya need a pro!
(She struts and then bounces off her pillow, sliding behind a curtain, and shows off her face. A flock of bluebirds flutter around the window that Georgette bursts open)
Not a flea or a flaw!
Take a peek at that paw!
(The birds make a formation around her head and break away individually)
La-de-da-da
Perfection becomes me, ne c'est pas?
(The birds fly to her closet, bringing her a leopard-skin dress, a pink scarf, and a green spring hat, while Georgette goes behind a scrim)
Unrivalled, unruffled, I'm beauty unleashed!
Yeah!
(She shows off from behind the scrim, while the birds literally drop their beaks and go heart-throbbing over Georgette)
Jaws drop
Hearts stop
So classic and classy
We're not talkin' Lassie!
(The birds then fly to the curtains and pull them up, and Georgette busts out in her dress. Her pink scarf unfurls with the wind)
And... Aaaahh!
(Her aria attracts a squirrel, a dog who has chased a cat up a tree, and the rest of the neighborhood dogs to her backyard)
Aaaahh!
Oooooh!
Oooooh!
Dogs: (howling)
(One of the birds grabs a flower for Georgette, and another grabs the squirrel's tail as a shawl. The squirrel then grabs his tail and motions for the bird to back off)
Georgette: (barks)
(A small dog climbs on a pyramid of dogs and looks at Georgette)
Though many covet my bone and bowl
They're barkin' up the wrong tree
(Georgette struts along the balcony, as a flower comes loose.)
You pretty pups all over the city
(The small dog jumps off the first dog on the pyramid, catches the loose flower in his teeth, and lands back on the backyard, knocking over the pyramid)
I have your hearts, and you have my pity
(Georgette leaps back inside her bedroom and in front of the door, followed by the birds)
Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty!
(Georgette and the birds back up single file, as she heads down the stairs.)
Perfect, my dears... is me!
(The birds catch up with her and do a kick-line formation, as Georgette side-steps down the stairs. The camera pulls away from the group and focuses on the foyer and glass chandelier, until it zooms in on Georgette's face, as the birds fly off)
Georgette: Ugh!
(Song ends)
(The scene changes to the kitchen where Oliver gets a drop of cookie batter on his nose)
Jenny Foxworth: Wait 'til you taste this. It's a secret recipe I just invented.
Winston: What on Earth…?
(He notices the mess Jenny has made as she set a handful of bowls on the counter)
Winston: My goodness! Jenny! Don’t you think a tin of kitty chow would have sufficed?
Jenny Foxworth: Nonsense. He'll love this.
Winston: Now, young lady, I really think we should have waited until your parents…
(He steps on an egg, cracking it and gritting his teeth)
Winston: Ew!
(He wipes off the yolk with a cloth as the phone rings)
Winston: Oh, bother!
Jenny Foxworth: (putting on a French accent) And for ze kitty, the house specialty. Ouefs a la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies. Mmm.
Winston: (offscreen) Jenny, it’s your parents!
Jenny Foxworth: Yeah! Wait 'til I tell 'em!
Winston: (to Jenny's father on the phone) Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you everything is absolutely hunky... (notices Georgette walking up) Georgette, I wouldn't go in there if I were you. (to Mr. Foxworth) Uh, everything's fine here.
Jenny Foxworth: They're gonna be so excited.
Winston: Here she is now.
(In the kitchen)
Georgette: (gasps) (whispers) A cat. What is the meaning of this? Bark, bark! Winston! Bark, bark, bark! (seething) I guess I’ll have to handle this myself.
(She goes over to Oliver)
Georgette: Hello.
Oliver: Hello.
Georgette: I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know… out of whose bowl you're eating?
Oliver: Yours?
Georgette: Oooh. Aren’t you a clever kitty?
Georgette: And do you have any idea whose home this is?
Oliver: I... thought it was Jenny's.
Georgette: Well, it may be Jenny’s house, but everything from the doorknobs down IS MINE!
Jenny: Oh, Georgette. I see you've met Oliver. Isn't he cute? I've got great news. Mom and Dad just said I could keep him.
Jenny: I'm sure you two are gonna be the best of friends.
Georgette: (chuckles wickedly)
Dodger's plan[]
(The scene changes to the pawn shop where Tito and Dodger meet Francis, Einstein, and Rita)
Man on TV: Now for $200…
Rita: Where's the kid?
Dodger: We tailed him all the way up the Park. (panting) We never had a chance.
Tito: You should see this place, man. There's gotta be... maybe two hundred people livin' there.
Rita: You guys, we can't let the kid take the heat for us.
Tito: Yeah, man. If we don't get him, they're gonna torture that kid.
Francis: What in Heaven's name are we waiting for?
Einstein: But what about Fagin?
(They look through the window of the pawn shop, where Fagin is showing off an old pocket watch to the store owner. It falls apart, causing Fagin to grin with embarrassment)
Francis: Alas, our beleaguered benefactor bearing the brunt of our futile endeavours.
Tito: Gimme a break! Speak English, Frankie!
Francis: (escalating anger) Francis. Francis. (snaps) Francis!
Dodger: (gets in between them) All right, cool it!
(Tito blows a raspberry in front of Einstein. Dodger glares at him, who minds his own business)
Dodger: Now we got work to do. First, we'll spring the kid. Then, we'll take care of the old man. Alright?
Tito: Yeah! That's right, man! He's family! He's blood!
Francis: Here, here!
Dodger: Okay, troops. Our mission begins at daybreak. Einstein, go up to the door. Francis, you're our...
Good Company[]
(The scene changes to the piano room in Jenny’s house. Jenny gets ready to practice her piano techniques, as she places a set of music notes on the music stand. Oliver jumps on the piano)
Jenny: (giggles)
Winston: Oh, Jennifer, I don’t hear any practising.
Jenny: All right, Winston. (to Oliver) I gotta practice now, kitty.
(She starts playing Good Company and Oliver plays a discordant note)
Jenny Foxworth: Oh, you wanna practice too. (singing) You and me together we'II be
Forever, you'll see
We two can be good company
(Oliver turns the pages as she plays. Georgette stops and sees them together, gets jealous before walking off in a huff)
You and me
Yes, together, we two
Georgette: Humph!
Jenny Foxworth: (singing) Together, that’s you
Forever with me
We’ll always be good company
You and me, yes together we’ll be
(The camera pans up the tree before changing to Jenny, Oliver, and Winston now exploring Central Park. First, Oliver and Jenny take a rowboat ride on the park's lake. Next, Jenny taps a stick on the fence, causing an elderly couple to look at her. Jenny stops what she's doing and curtsies to the couple with respect. Oliver bows to the couple, likewise, causing them to smile and leave. Next, Jenny and Oliver get free ice cream cones and have them at a water fountain, while Winston manages to read a book and eat his own ice cream cone at the same time. Next, Jenny and Oliver take a carriage ride throughout the park. Oliver leaps to catch a bird feather on the driver's top hat, but he taps the top hat by mistake and rushes back to his owner, with the driver smiling at them. Soon, Jenny and Oliver are at a pet store, where Oliver gets a collar and licence, a food bowl, and his true name. He leaps onto Jenny, licking her face as a way of showing his gratitude and that he loves her very much. The camera then shifts to the NYC skyline at night and pans down to Jenny's bedroom)
Jenny Foxworth: (singing) You and me together we'II be
Forever, you'll see
We’ll always be good company
You and me
Just wait and see
(She pulls the bed cover over herself and Oliver as they fall asleep)
Jenny: Good night, Oliver.
(Winston smiles at this lovingly, deciding that keeping Oliver is a good idea after all since he cheered Jenny up before turning off the light before he shuts the door)
The Heroes rescue Oliver/The heroes' argument with Dodger[]
(The scene changes to the next morning as a bus is parked outside)
Jenny: Bye, Winston! Goodbye, Oliver!
(She hops on the school bus)
Girl: Hi, Jenny. Sit over here.
(As the bus rolls away, the dogs and the heroes peek out of the bushes)
Dodger: All right, listen up. We checked it out. All we gotta do is...
(They hear Winston pounding a rolling pin in his hands)
Tito: Oh, man! He's dead meat now!
Francis: I'll handle that ruffian.
(Winston watches wrestling on the television)
Winston: (watching live wrestling on TV) Body slam! Body slam! Oh, come on, you fool! Hit him! Hit him! (hears the doorbell) Oh, bother.
(Einstein presses the doorbell with his nose)
Dodger: Einy, get outta there!
Einstein: Huh?
(He then hides for cover from Winston, who opens the door)
Winston: Yes? Who is it?
(He sees Francis laying on the doorstep and playing dead from yesterday)
Francis: (moans)
Winston: Oh, my.
(Francis licks Winston’s face)
Winston: You!
(Francis tugs on Winston's apron)
Winston: I’ll show you, you, you…
(As he chases Francis down the sidewalk, the rest of the dogs and the heroes hustle inside the house)
Winston: Come back here!
(The door closes behind them)
Winston: What...
(The door opens, allowing Francis inside, and then closes again. Winston scratches his head in confusion. Inside)
Tito: ¡Miralo this place! Check it out!
Squidward: (gasps, noticing the wall paintings) Chagall. Matisse. These are all masterpieces.
Rita: Huh, this place looks pretty nice. I mean, how bad off could it be here?
Tito: (sniffs) Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.
Dodger: Tito!
(Winston is trying to get in as he rattles the door handle)
Dodger: We're here for the kid and our friends, remember? Now let's get him and go.
(As Dodger and the gang sniff around for Oliver's scent, Georgette is sitting upstairs in her bedroom)
Georgette: (mimicking Jenny) "I love you, Oliver. Play with Georgette." (fuming) I'd like to play with him, all right! (puts on her perfume) The little fur ball! Oooh.
(She notices Dodger standing next to her)
Georgette: Who are you?! What do you want?! Winston! (barks)
Dodger: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.
(The mirror crashes to the floor with Georgette on it. Outside, Winston tries to enter through the window)
Winston: (grunting) Oooh!
(He lands on the counter, knocking over pots and pans, and sees the dogs' footprints all over the kitchen floor)
Georgette: Don't come any closer! I knew this would happen one day.
Dodger: You're barkin' up the wrong tree. It's not you I'm after.
Georgette: It's not? It's not?! Well, why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am?
(Georgette shows them her ribbon and trophy collection)
Georgette: You are pretty much bang on, darling. Fifty-six blue ribbons, fourteen regional trophies. (shouts in Dodger’s face) Six-time national champion!
Dodger: Ooh, and we’re already impressed. Right, guys?
(Rita, Tito, Francis, Einstein and the heroes then arrive)
Tito: (pants)
Georgette: Oh!
Tito: (kissing Georgette's paw) Allow me to introduce myself: I am Ignacio Alonzo Julio Frederico de Tito.
Georgette: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE BUG-EYED CREEP! Winston!
Tito: (sighs)
Rita: Excuse me, sister. Who's Rex?
Georgette: None of your business! (to Francis, who's sitting on her bed eating chocolates) And you, tubby! (Francis smiles sheepishly) Off the bed! (goes to Einstein who's sniffing the powder) Get away from there, you-- (Einstein sneezes) (annoyed) All right! That does it, you yo-yos clear out and I mean now! Winston! Bark! Bark!
Dodger: Relax, champ. We'll leave as soon as we get our cat.
Georgette: If you think I'm intimidated by a bunch of flea-bitten, dog-pound rejects… (pauses) Your cat? (chuckles) How stupid of me. You must be the friends he keeps talking about. Yes.
Winston: Georgette.
(Winston heads up the stairs, armed with a rolling pin toward Georgette's room)
Winston: Something's not quite right here.
(He opens the door to see Georgette leaning up from her bed and grinning like nothing's happened. Unknown to Winston, Rita and Dodger act as poodle statues, while Francis and Einstein are hiding under the covers. Winston, confused, leaves the room and shuts the door, which Tito is hanging from by his headband)
Georgette: Shh. Quick. Before he comes back. Follow me.
(Inside Jenny’s room, Oliver is sound asleep)
Rita: Look at him, Dodger. Honey let's just forget the whole thing.
Georgette: (hastily) No, no, you can't do that! You don’t understand. The poor dear's so traumatized.
Winston: Georgette.
Georgette: Huh? What?
(She uses her teeth and flings Oliver into a pillowcase which is held in place by Francis and Einstein)
Winston: What is going on here?
Georgette: Now, get going. Hurry. Use the fire escape.
(The dogs and heroes flee the bedroom with Oliver in their paws)
Oliver: (muffled shouts)
Francis: (grunting)
Tito: (turns to Georgette) There’s no time for long goodbyes, but, uh, here’s something to remember me by, baby.
(Dodger stops and looks at the window above. Tito is then heard kissing Georgette, who smacks out of retaliation, sending him falling down the steps)
Tito: (groans) Ooh, I think she likes me, man!
(The heroes follow Dodger's lead back to the docks)
Tito: Ooh, I could’ve danced all night!
I could've danced all night!
(The scene changes to the boathouse in the late afternoon as the dogs and heroes enter it)
Francis: You were very good.
Oliver: What?
Francis: Nice job, Dodger.
Oliver: Hey, wait. What's going on, you guys?
Tito: Just the rescue of the century. You should've seen Frankie handle that butler.
Oliver: (confused) Rescue?
Tito: (howls)
Francis: I was rather good, wasn't I?
???: And you have a collar.
???: (reads the tag) "Oliver". You're names Oliver now?
Oliver: Yeah?
???: Well, now we know what to call him.
Dodger: And how about Tito and Miss Six-Time National Champion?
Oliver: Hey, hey, but, wait. I-I-I don't understand you guys.
Rita: You okay, kid?
Oliver: Yeah, I'm fine.
Tito: Hey, sure he is! He's back with his uncle Tito! (kisses him)
Oliver: I was happy there. Why did you guys take me away?
(Dodger and Francis look at each other confused)
Einstein: We rescued you, kitty. We, we brought you home.
Oliver: (sadly) But... Well, I, I have another home now. And someone who loves me.
Dodger: What do you mean, kid? You're in the gang.
Oliver: But, but...
Dodger: The gang means family. We risked a lot to get you outta there.
Oliver: Look, I’m sorry, but all I ever wanted was….
Dodger: (upset) What? This place is not good enough for you anymore? Don't wanna mix with the riffraff?
Oliver: No, no. I like you. I mean, I like... I like every one of you. But there was a little girl... I just wanna go back.
Rita: (sighs) We never should've took him, Dodger.
???: They do have a point.
???: We never should've taken him away.
Oliver: Dodger, please...
Dodger: (upset) You wanna leave? Fine! There’s the door!
Einstein: But he just got here.
Dodger: Go on. No one's stoppin' ya.
Tito: Hey, uh, Dodger, man, lighten up.
???: Yeah, Dodger! What Tito said!
Dodger: (snaps) You lighten up! If he doesn't like it, let him go!
???: Dodger, Oliver just wants a good home. Whoever adopted him must've liked him.
Dodger: Well, of you guys agree with him, you can join him, too!
???: Oh, so what are you saying there? That how Oliver finds a home our way isn't as good as he finds a home your way?
Dodger: Your way? You mean his way. Can't you see he's forgotten about us?
Tennesse Tuxedo: Dodger, don't be ridiculous! He wouldn't forget about you, and he wouldn't forget about us, neither.
Chumley: Uh, you're absolutely right, Tennessee.
Dodger: Don't you understand what's happening here? The kid has been adopted by non-riffraff.
???: Oh, so you think your better than whoever adopted him? I'm starting to think that you hating Oliver's new life is just you being jealous.
Dodger: Jealous? Of him?
???: Yeah! He's embracing his future there and you're just holding us back!
Dodger: Oh, I'll hold you back, all right. From non-riffraff.
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Dodger: Poky, you know I didn't.
(Poky just turns away)
Dodger: Poky?
Poky Little Puppy: I don't want to talk right now, Uncle Dodger.
???: Now you see what you've done, Dodger? You just upset your nephew.
(The heroes glare at him in disapproval as Dodger hops onto the armchair. Oliver sadly takes one last look at the dogs and heroes who felt remorseful for what they've done)
Fagin's plan[]
(Oliver heads off though he stops and looks back at Dodger, who refuses to see him leave. Then, Fagin comes in, once again empty handed as he picks him up)
Fagin: Oh, it's hopeless. (moans then yawns)
(He sits down on his chair and spotted Oliver's name tag upon hearing it rattle)
Fagin: What's this? So that's where you've been! Looks like you're doing all right for yourself, Oliver. Your owner probably spends more money on catnip than we do on food in a month. He's probably worried sick about him. All alone in that big house with only his money to comfort him. Only his millions and millions of dollars to... (giggling, realizing something big) That's it! We're saved! (laughs) Oh-ho-ho. What a plan! Ah, yes! Uh, paper! Paper! Whoo, it's so great.
(He fetches a piece of paper from a bin and grabs an ironing board and uses it as a table as he starts writing the note)
Fagin: (grunting) "Dear, Mister Rich..." Aah. Mister Very Rich… (chortles with the ironing board lowering to the floor)
Jenny finds out Oliver is missing[]
(The scene changes to the school bus dropping off Jenny at her house)
Children: Bye, Jenny!
(The school bus drives off as Jenny goes inside)
Jenny Foxworth: Oliver! Oliver? Oliver!
(Georgette is watching TV, copying the aerobics Instructor’s leg exercises and snacking on Bon-Bons in the living room)
Aerobics Instructor: Feel it. That's it. Very good.
Jenny: Oliver! Oliver! (looking under a bed) Oliver, I'm home.
(She looks under her bed but couldn’t see Oliver)
Jenny: That's funny.
(She went back downstairs to Georgette)
Jenny: Georgette, help me find Oliver. Oliver! Oliver?
Georgette: (watches Jenny look for Oliver as she shuts off the TV) Oh, where could he be?
Jenny: Oliver?
(Georgette walks over to a goldfish in a bowl)
Georgette: He's not here.
(The goldfish hides as Georgette walks past Jenny into the kitchen)
Jenny: Where is he? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
(She then spots a letter in the mail slot)
Jenny: Hmm. (reading) "Dear Mister Very Rich Cat-owner Person."
(Georgette pretends to look for Oliver by getting rid of his food bowl)
Georgette: (humming) Whoops!
Jenny: (reading) "And if you don't bring the money, you'll never see your cat again." Oh, no. Georgette, something terrible has happened. They've kidnapped Oliver.
Georgette: (snickering)
Jenny: Oh, Georgette, you loved him too. Don't worry. We're going to get him back.
Georgette: (gasps)
Roscoe and Desoto attack Dodger[]
(The scene changes to Sykes' warehouse that evening where Fagin rehearses what he’s going to say to Sykes with Dodger playing the part)
Fagin: (rehearsing) This is an airtight plan, Sykes. Sweet and simple. I ransom the kitty, and you get paid in full tomorrow. I'll even toss in a little extra for your patience. (guffaws) Whaddya say? It's my final offer. Take it or leave it.
(He shakes paws with Dodger. He walks up to the door and presses the buzzer)
Sykes' voice: Yeah, who is it?
Fagin: Oh…
(Sykes catches Fagin's sight on the camera)
Sykes: (over intercom) Fagin, it’s you! Why didn’t you say so?
Fagin: (nervous chuckles) Oh! Good question. But listen... if you're busy, we can drop by some other time.
Sykes: Don’t be silly. Just push the door.
(The door buzzes, prompting Fagin to pull on it)
Sykes: I said push!
Fagin: Ooh!
(He is sent flying through the door as it opens. Fagin and Dodger board an elevator that takes them down to the lower floor. At the same time, Sykes is on the phone with an aforementioned henchman of his)
Sykes: (on the phone) What do you mean? You start with the knuckles.
(The door opens as Fagin and Dodger walked in)
Sykes: Ahh, Fagin. Do come in. I'II be right with you.
(Oliver, hidden in his pocket, looks at the office. Roscoe and DeSoto stand between their master's desk)
Sykes: Yeah. No, you don’t kill him yet. Huh?
(Fagin sees a model of Sykes' Cadillac and plays with it)
Sykes: Yeah. And then, what’s-what’s the last thing you do? You put on the cement shoes. (laughing raspy)
Sykes: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
(Fagin breaks off the rear view mirror of the model and struggles to put it back on)
Sykes: Come on. Hey, don't worry about it.
(The rear-view mirror clinks on the floor, as Sykes hangs up the phone, and Fagin stares at him)
Sykes: So, Fagin. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?
Fagin: (stuttering) Sykes, I've got an airtight k-kitty... plan... plan! It's sweet and simple... the plan.
Sykes: (impatiently) Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Fagin: Let's just take this from the top.
Roscoe and DeSoto: (growls)
Sykes: (impatiently) What... What am I gonna do with you, Fagin?
Fagin: I’ve got this kitty, you see.
Sykes: Fagin…
Fagin: (stammering)
Sykes: You don't get the money.
Thanos: Send the dogs to attack.
(Sykes snaps his fingers and Roscoe and DeSoto attack Fagin, pouncing on him)
Fagin: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh… No, no, no!
Roscoe and DeSoto: (snarling)
(Dodger leaps in to save Fagin and attacks Roscoe and DeSoto, but he takes several hits and blows from the two Dobermans)
Ash Ketchum: Dodger!
(Pikachu jumps in, with sparks flying out of his cheeks)
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!!!!
Fagin: Stop! Please, Sykes, please!
(Sykes only tinkers around with his model ship, ignoring him)
Fagin: Sykes, I'm getting your money tonight! It's coming tonight! Please. It's from a rich cat... I mean, a cat from a rich family's paying... Ow! They're coming tonight with the money I owe you, uh, to get the cat back!
(Sykes snaps his fingers again and Roscoe and DeSoto stop their attack. Dodger falls to the ground)
Dodger: (whimpers)
(Pikachu went over to him and nuzzled him being careful not to hurt him even more)
Sykes: Hmm.
(Fagin comes over to Dodger and put his hands on him)
Sykes: Hey, I think there's hope for you yet. (chuckles) I'm proud of you, Fagin. (stroking Oliver’s back) Yeah, you're startin' to think big.
(Oliver hop off Sykes' hands)
Sykes: You’ve got 12 hours.
(He throws two dog treats to Roscoe and DeSoto as they eat them. Fagin rubs Dodger’s wounds)
Sykes: And Fagin?
(Fagin glares up at Sykes, hurt by what has happened to Dodger)
Sykes: This is your last chance. (grins evilly)
Jenny kidnapped by Sykes[]
(Down at another part of the docks, Jenny and Georgette wander aimlessly through the area)
Jenny Foxworth: (reading) "Turn left... right when you get to the big propeller." Oh, Georgette, I can't read this. It says... No, that... No, that's not right. It's left. Oh, Georgette, where are we?
Georgette: (wheezes with exhaustion)
Jenny Foxworth: I think we're lost.
Georgette: (yelps)
Jenny Foxworth: Stick close, Georgette. It's creepy down here.
(A foghorn blows as they move on. The camera pans diagonally downward right from Jenny and Georgette to Fagin, the heroes, and his dogs waiting for the owner to show up, unaware that Oliver's owner is a child)
Fagin: He's late. I drew a perfectly good map. (check his watches) Well, there was a few smudges on it, okay. I went outside the line with the green crayon... but not that much.
(Dodger limps his way to rejoin with the gang)
Rita: (sadly) Oh, Dodge.
Fagin: A child could read that map.
Dodger: Hey, Rita, they never laid a paw on me.
Fagin: Ooh, wait. What if he comes, and he's huge and mean?
Jenny Foxworth: Excuse me, sir.
Fagin: (yelps as he gets caught in a life preserver and some ropes) It's the F.B.I.! I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I was framed! Oh-ho-ho! Whaa…
(Fagin falls as a nail comes loose, releasing the ropes. He gets up and sees that it's Jenny then removes the life preserver from around his neck)
Fagin: (groans & wheezes) Listen, little girl, this is a tough neighborhood. You'd better go home.
Tito: (kisses)
Georgette: Ugh!
Jenny Foxworth: I can't. I'm lost.
Fagin: Aw, gee. Lost. Well, I'd help you, but I'm kind of busy right now. What're you doin' down here anyway?
Jenny Foxworth: I came to find my kitty.
Fagin: (shocked) Your kitty?
Jenny Foxworth: Somebody stole 'im.
Fagin: But-But, uh, are you sure? Maybe you made a m-m-mistake.
(Sykes, the villains, and his Dobermans are watching from Sykes' car nearby)
Jenny Foxworth: No. No, somebody stole him and sent me this note.
Roscoe and DeSoto: (growling)
Sykes: (exhales) Easy, boys.
Jenny Foxworth: See? Now I'm lost. Look, I even brought this to get him back.
(She shows her piggy bank to Fagin, the coins rattling inside)
Fagin: Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoo! You brought a piggy bank.
Jenny Foxworth: That's all I have.
Fagin: That's awful.
Jenny Foxworth: I know, and what kind of a person would steal a poor, little kitty?
Fagin: But I... I mean, maybe he... maybe he was up against the wall; at the end of his rope.
Jenny Foxworth: (sobs)
Fagin: He must have been a poor, desperate man.
Jenny Foxworth: It's still wrong! I'm so scared. I don't know what to do. (gasp) I don't know what to do.
Fagin: (groans) Neither do I!
(Jenny breaks down in tears, as Fagin walks to a darkened area of the dock to think it over, his left foot being wrapped around an anchor rope and his right foot stuck in a bucket. He takes another look at Jenny, while Georgette feels remorseful for giving Oliver back to the dogs out of selfishness. Fagin looks at Oliver, who climbs on his shoulder to look at Jenny, but is held back by Fagin. Oliver stares at Fagin with sadness)
Fagin: (groans as he caresses his neck and peels off his hat)
(Jenny and Georgette start to leave. Fagin comes up with an idea of pretending to find Oliver in order to impress Jenny. First, he tosses Oliver in a box)
Oliver: (meows)
Fagin: (gasps) Hey! Guess what.
(Jenny looks back)
Fagin: I found a little, lost kitten. (chuckles) I don't know; take a look. Maybe he's yours.
Jenny Foxworth: (overjoyed) Oliver! Oliver! Oh, my Oliver!
???: Well, looks like they're reunited.
Jenny Foxworth: (sees the heroes) Oh. Who are you guys?
Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Pooh Bear: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
Brock: My name's Brock and I'm a Pokémon breeder.
Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokemon.
Togepi: Togi.
Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master.
Pikachu: Pika.
Ash Ketchum: Oh, yeah. And this is Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
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Tennesse Tuxedo: Tennesse Tuxedo is the name. And this is my chump, Chumley.
Chumley: Uh, please to meet ya.
Shy Little Kitten: I'm Shy.
Poky Little Puppy: I'm Poky.
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Tigger: Uh, who are you?
Jenny Foxworth: I'm Jenny. Jenny Foxworth. And this is Georgette.
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(Suddenly, they hear Sykes' car engine starting)
Fagin: Sykes.
Pikachu: Pi?
(Pikachu hears Mr. Sykes car coming)
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!!!
(Sparks fly from his cheeks)
Ash Ketchum: What's the matter, Pikachu?
Fagin: Sykes! I was gonna... Yaaah!
(Sykes' car charges forward and Fagin gets tangled in the anchor rope as the bucket lands on his head)
Fagin: Hey, wait! What're you doing?
(Sykes and the villains grab Jenny and drag her into the car)
Jenny Foxworth: Let go! (shrieks)
Ash Ketchum: (gasps) Jenny!
(Oliver gets thrown out the window)
Fagin: No! No, wait! You can't do this!
Dodger: (barks)
Sykes: (chokes Fagin with the bucket) Keep your mouth shut. Consider our account closed.
(Ash gets down on his knees and begins to crawl)
Misty: Ash, what are you doing?!
Ash Ketchum: Trust me! I have an idea! Come on, Pikachu! (slips underneath Sykes' car)
Misty & Brock: Ash!
(Sykes' car speeds away)
Fagin: Stop! Stop! Time out! (yells indistinctly)
(The dogs and heroes catch up to Oliver)
Pooh Bear: Oliver!
Oliver: What happened?
Dodger: You okay, kid?
Tigger: Say, where's Jenny, Ash, and Pikachu?
Oliver: Jenny... He took Jenny!
Brock: And Ash went underneath Sykes' car with Pikachu!
Misty: He must be trying to find out where Mr. Sykes is taking Jenny.
Rabbit: Oh, my word! We gotta help Ash and Pikachu and save Jenny!
Dodger: Don't worry, guys We'll get them back.
Oliver: You... You will?
Dodger: Hey. "Absitively," kid.
Tito: Come on, man, let's go! Come on! Let's get 'im, man!
Dodger: All right... let's do it!
(The heroes set off toward the warehouse)
Fagin: Wait! Come back! Stay. Sit. Wa-Wait! Come back!
Rescuing Jenny[]
(Sykes parks his car at his hideout and proceeds to take Jenny in. Roscoe and DeSoto follow him inside. Once the coast is clear, Ash and Pikachu slip out from underneath his car)
Ash Ketchum: Okay, Pikachu, once everyone gets here, we'll help them infiltrate the building and set our rescue plan in motion.
Pikachu: Pika!
Misty: (offscreen) Ash!!!
Brock: (offscreen) Hey, Ash!!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
(The other heroes meet up with Ash and Pikachu)
Rabbit: Ash, what were you thinking? Going underneath an automobile like that was very dangerous!
Daffy Duck: You almost gave us a heart attack!
Ash Ketchum: I know, but I had to find out where that guy was taking Jenny!
Misty: We were all very worried about you, Ash Ketchum!
Rabbit: Well, you should've told us before you left.
Ash Ketchum: (sighs) I'm very sorry, guys. It's just that I'm worried about Jenny and Oliver's safety.
Simba: We're worried about your safety too, Ash.
Brock: That's right you couldn't gotten hurt or killed going underneath the car.
Nala: Alright, knock if off, everyone. No one has anything to prove here. Stop it!
Misty: But Nala....
Nala: I said, "knock it off." That's an order.
Rabbit, Simba, Daffy, Misty, and Brock: (grumbles) Fine!
Nala: It doesn't matter if his actions were dangerous or not. What matters is that he managed to infiltrate Sykes' hideout and figured out where the girl was being taken too. And it was a brilliant idea I might add. Instead of scolding him, we should be proud of him. So, not another word of his actions until further notice. Does everyone understand?
(Everyone looks at each other and realize that Nala has a point)
Simba: Maybe you're right, Nala.
Rabbit: Alright, fine. I suppose I could give him some credit for that. I should say the least.
Daffy: Yeah.
Brock: Misty and I spoke in haste about what you did, Ash. And for that, we apologize.
Ash Ketchum: It's fine, guys. Now, let's focus on how are we going to get Jenny out of there.
Elroy Jetson: You're right, Ash. Looks we're gonna need a plan.
George Jetson: So, what are we going to do, Elroy?
Elroy Jetson: I'm not sure yet, dad.
Tito: Oh, man. It don't look good.
Francis: It's all locked up, Dodger.
Dodger: All right. There's gotta be some way in.
(He looks up at an open window but knows it’s too high to reach then spots a vent nearby)
Dodger: Yeah. Francis.
Simba: Well, the first thing we have to do is to disable the security cameras. They're hidden all over the place.
Tigger: Oh, yeah. But we're gonna have to need Tito to do this job.
Bugs Bunny: But the question is, how are we gonna help them get in? It's all locked up from the outside.
(They look over at some old stuff next to the vent. Cut to Sykes' office interior where Sykes ties Jenny to a chair)
Jenny Foxworth: (shuddering)
Sykes: Now, don't cry, little girl. They only eat when I tell them to. (chuckles)
Roscoe and DeSoto: (snarls)
???: Uh, boss? You might want to take a look at the security footage!
???: Yeah, it's the twoips! And dey brought de calvary!
(Outside, Dodger looks at an old cricket helmet on a makeshift see-saw)
Dodger: Francis, you all set?
Francis: Farewell, Dulcinea.
All: Francis!
Francis: Peasants.
Dodger: Maestro?
(Tito performs a drum roll on a trashcan lid using his tail)
Dodger: Ready, kid?
Oliver: Yeah!
Dodger: Go!
(Francis gives a salute and does a cannonball on one end of the plank, catapulting Oliver right inside the building)
Oliver: Oof!
Sykes: (hears the glass shattering) Roscoe. DeSoto.
Roscoe and DeSoto: (snarls)
(The two dogs walk past Jenny who felt silent. Oliver looks for a fashion, until he hears the Dobermans coming their road. Oliver gasps and finds a brief hiding place to get away from them)
DeSoto: (sniffs and growls)
(Oliver steps back a bit to avoid being seen)
Roscoe: Come on, DeSoto.
(As soon as the coast is clear, Oliver finds a bottom window and opens it to let the company and Georgette in)
Tito: (reminding the guys) Hey, hey, hey! There is a lady present.
Georgette: (impressed) Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.
Tito: (lovestruck) After you, my little croissant.
Lucy Van Pelt: (deadpan) Oh, good grief.
(Cut to Sykes' warehouse, interior. Oliver, the company and Georgette are looking for Jenny on a flight of stairs)
Dodger: (whispering) And remember, quiet.
Georgette: (yelps)
(Roscoe and DeSoto heard her)
Roscoe and DeSoto: (both snarling)
Georgette: Oh! I broke a nail.
Francis: Oh, balderdash.
Tito: (frustrated) What'd you call my woman, man?
Dodger: Freeze!
(A security camera turns in their directions)
Dodger: Yo, Tito.
Tito: Right. I'll check it out.
(Tito climbs up onto the camera and bites down the wires, shorting them out)
Tito: (getting electrocuted) Unh!
(Cut to Sykes' office, security monitors. One of the monitors focusing on the gang blacks out)
Sykes: (chuckling) Yes. Oh, that's funny, Mr. Winston. But I don't think you really appreciate the situation. Somebody could get hurt.
(Jenny sees Oliver and the gang on the TV screen and feels relieved)
Sykes: Why don't you just get the old man on the phone and tell him it's about his daughter... Jenny.
(The heroes look down at Jenny from above)
Dodger: OK, listen up. Tito, Francis, I want you... (fades to whisper)
(With Roscoe and Desoto)
DeSoto: (sniffs) You smell that?
Roscoe: (sniffs) Yes. Heh-heh! It's party time. (growls)
(Outside, Einstein picks up a pizza box, Tito grabs a hat, and Einstein pushes a chair into place)
Sykes: What the... (sees a pizza guy at the door) (cocks handgun) Didn't order any pizza.
(Tito, Francis, and Einstein are actually posing as the pizza man to distract Sykes)
Tito: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
(They quickly hide as Sykes and the villains come out)
Sykes: (impatiently) Where are these dogs?
(The dogs, Oliver, mutants and the heroes enter the office)
Oliver: (meowing)
Jenny: Oh, Oliver! I thought I'd never see you again.
Ash Ketchum: Psst! Jenny!
Jenny Foxworth: Ash? What are you doing here?
Ash Ketchum: Rescuing you, of course.
Bugs Bunny: That's right, we're gonna get you out of here.
Ash Ketchum: Don't worry, they're with me.
Tigger: We're the good guys.
(Outside, Einstein, Francis and Tito run into Roscoe and DeSoto)
Tito and Francis: (shouting)
Roscoe and DeSoto: (snarls)
Francis: (hesitantly) Ahem... gentlemen.
Roscoe: What's the occasion? Come to rescue your little friend?
DeSoto: Say goodbye, Francis.
Georgette: Oh, boys! (drops a tarpaulin cover on Roscoe & DeSoto) Whoopsy-daisy!
Tito: (raising his paw) Alright! What a woman!
(All four dogs make it back to Sykes' office)
Dodger: Francis, you keep an eye on the monitors. Rita, over here.
(Rita gnaws on the ropes binding Jenny)
(Outside, Sykes and the villains came across the tarpaulin over Roscoe and DeSoto)
Sykes: (annoyed) What is this, a slumber party? (lifts it off of them) Get going, you stupid mutts!
(Inside the office, Dodger runs over to Francis)
Dodger: Francis, is the coast clear? Francis!
(A distracted Francis is watching a live ballet performance on one of the monitors, until Dodger changes the channel to focus on Sykes, his dogs, and the villains)
Francis: Goodness!
Rita: What're we gonna do, Dodge?
(Dodger looks up and sees a hook on the ceiling)
Dodger: Yo, Tito, hot-wire.
Tito: Hey, no way, Dodger, man. I've been barbecued too many times, man.
Georgette: Good luck, Alonzo.
Tito: Huh?
Georgette: I'll be waiting. (blinks her eyes)
(Tito smiles, happy that Georgette finally likes him which made him convinced)
Tito: (singing) Hey! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go! (scatting)
(Outside, Sykes tries to get the door open only to find it’s locked)
Sykes: What is this? Alright, girlie. Open the door.
(Tito starts to tinker with the hook lowering it toward the others. Einstein attached the hook to the chair)
Sykes: C'mon, now, girlie. I'm warning ya.
(The dogs and heroes get on the chair, looking at Tito)
Dodger: Come on, Tito.
Sykes: You just... Back up. DeSoto. Come on!
(Tito begins to raise the chair as Sykes, his dogs, and the villains finally break in. Roscoe & DeSoto break into the office, but they are unable to catch the dogs, Georgette, the heroes, Jenny, and Oliver, thanks to Tito working the ceiling crane)
Roscoe and DeSoto: (barking)
Sykes: Come on!
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Sykes: What is this...freakishly abnormal little...yellow abomination?
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika!!!!
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!!!
(Pikachu shocks Sykes with his thunderbolt)
Ash Ketchum: Okay, Scrappy. Do your stuff.
Scrappy-Doo: I'm on it, Ash.
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Tito: (screams)
(Sykes grabs a fire axe and drives the blade into the wires, stopping the ceiling crane and throwing the others away from their lift and onto a conveyor slide)
All: (shouting, barking)
(They all take the conveyor slide down to the first floor, where the bad guys are waiting for them)
???: You heroes are in big trouble now!
Sykes: (laughs cruelly) This has all been very entertaining.
(Jenny looked scared)
Sykes: But the party is over.
(Sykes nearly snaps his fingers for his dogs to attack again till a honking sound was heard and who arrived to pick up the heroes was none other than Fagin crashing through the window on his scooter)
Fagin: Whoa!
???: Fagin!
???: And right on time!
Fagin: Oh, come on! Come on, come on! Let's go!
(Our heroes get on as Fagin rides them all out of Sykes' warehouse)
Sykes: FAGIN!
Joker: Quick, to the car!
Final Battle[]
(Roscoe and DeSoto pursued our heroes as they barked)
Tito: Heh-heh! Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!
(Then Sykes' car comes up)
Tito: (gasps)
(Sykes' car drives in hot pursuit of our heroes)
Misty: (gasps) Guys, look! Back there!
Ash Ketchum: (gasps) It's Sykes!
Fagin: (notices, screams in shock)
Tennessee Tuxedo: Faster, Fagin! They're gaining on us!
(They race around a corner and into the subway)
Fagin: (muttering and yelping) Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Georgette: (screaming)
(Sykes' car rolls down the stairs after them. They race onto the platform as a train passes on the left side track)
Fagin: Yow!
???: He'll never get us through here.
Fagin: Yow! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
(They race down the left track. Sykes’ car lands on the track. Sykes pulls down the lever, breaking it. Sykes punches the accelerator with his foot, causing the tires to burn off completely as the chase resumes, causing friction between the wheels and the electric rails)
Astro: We're dead!
Dogs: (barks)
(Sykes rams his car to Fagin's scooter as our heroes held on tight, but Jenny fell off)
Astro: We're all dead!
Jenny Foxworth: (screams)
Ash Ketchum: Jenny!
(She landed on the hood of Sykes' car as Sykes smashed his arm out the window and grabbed her from her right arm, but then Oliver jumps off and lands on his hand and bit him)
Sykes: (pained) Aah!
(Pikachu leaps at Mr. Sykes with sparks sputtering out from his cheeks)
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika!
(Sykes tossed Oliver to the backseat of his car. Oliver lands on the seat but finds himself confronted by Roscoe and DeSoto as they growled)
Ash Ketchum: (gasps) Pikachu, Dodger, go help Oliver!
Pikachu: Pika!
(Pikachu and Dodger jumped to Oliver's rescue as they attacked the Dobermans)
Pikachu: Pika... Pikachu!!!!
(Pikachu fires a powerful jolt of electricity at Roscoe, electrocuting the Dobermans. During the fight, Roscoe and Dodger fell out of the back window of the car. As Roscoe came close to falling off, he bites hold of Dodger's sleeve collar tight until Dodger slipped the collar off, causing Roscoe to fall into the subway train tracks and get shocked to his demise)
DeSoto: (snarls)
(DeSoto tackles Dodger and holds his head over the rails, nearly about to kill him but Oliver lands on him, causing him to writhe in pain and fall)
DeSoto: (yelps)
(Oliver almost falls off too but Dodger catches him in his mouth)
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James: Go Victreebel!
(James takes out his Victreebel and have it to attack Fred Flintstone.)
Fred Flintstone: (Victreebel’s mouth) Help! Help! Do something, Barney!
Barney Rubble: Don’t worry, Fred. I’ll save ya!
(And then, Barney Rubble tries to save Fred and then Barney Rubble beats up James and says, "Nobody hurts my friend! Got it, Mister?")
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Dash: (redubbed in Booster's voice) Neener. Neener. Neener. You can't get us! (Note: The reason why Dash is redubbed in Booster's voice for this line is because they're both voiced by the late Stephen Furst. And the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command episode where Booster says this line is Ancient Evil.)
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(They approach the Brooklyn Bridge)
Jenny Foxworth: Mr. Fagin! Pooh Bear! Ash! Help me!
Ash Ketchum: Hang on, Jenny! Fagin, see if you could reach her!
Fagin: (grunts) I'll try! (tries to reach for Jenny)
Tito: All right! Check it out! (imitates motorcycle while taking the steering wheel)
(Sykes comes out from the sunroof and grabs Jenny by her foot)
Jenny Fagin: (screams) Ash! Help me! Oh!
Fagin: Yaaah!
(Suddenly, they hear a train coming towards them)
???: TRAIN!!!
Georgette: Oh! Save me! Save me, Alonzo!
Tito: Hey, get off my back, woman! I'm driving!
Misty: (gasps) Ash, do something!
Pooh Bear: Hurry!
Ash Ketchum: Let's go, Simba!
(Ash hops on Simba's back and with one giant leap, making it to the other side)
Ash Ketchum: Hey, Sykes!
(Simba roars loudly and sends a devastating blow to his face)
Jenny Foxworth: Let go!
Fagin: Jenny, jump!
(Jenny quickly jumps off of Sykes' car as our heroes catch her)
Tigger and Rabbit: Gotcha!
(Back on Sykes' car)
Ash Ketchum: We've still got a score to settle with you!
Simba: And this time, we'll make it personal!
(Pikachu joins in too)
Pikachu: (threatening) Pika!!!
Sykes: (growls) Fine with me! (roars)
(Ash and Simba fought Sykes with Pikachu, Dodger, and Oliver joining in too. Ash kicked Sykes in the face, while Pikachu bit on Sykes' arm as he screamed in pain. In retaliation, Sykes seizes Ash by the throat and slams his head against the hood of the car)
Jenny Foxworth: Ash!
Sykes: You foolish boy!!! Do you know what happens to those who dare challenge me?! People get hurt!
Ash Ketchum: I don't care what happens to me! I'll never let you separate Oliver from Jenny! Pikachu, thunderbolt attack!
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!!!
(Pikachu fires a jolt of electricity at Mr. Sykes, electrocuting the evil man)
Jenny Foxworth: (amazed) Did you see that?
Bugs Bunny: Daffy, we gotta assist Ash and Pikachu! And fast!
Daffy Duck: You got it, pal! Uh, after you?
Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, after you. I insist.
Daffy Duck: (annoyed) Oh, boy.... Yoiks and away!!! (jumps off the motorcycle)
Bugs Bunny: (jumps after Daffy) Geronimo!!!
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Scooby-Doo: (gasps) (offscreen while the train was coming towards our heroes fast) Look out! (Note: That line is from The Scooby-Doo Show episode, The Headless Horseman of Halloween)
???: Hold on!
Georgette: ALONZO!
(Our heroes look with shock as the train nearly comes to ram them, but Tito managed to cause the scooter to jump on the cable of the bridge thus, missing the train on time. Sykes tossed Dodger and Oliver away, and is about to fight Ash, Bugs, Daffy, and Simba again until...)
Ash Ketchum: (notices) Bye-bye, Sykes!
(He, Bugs, Daffy, and Simba jump off of his car as Sykes turned around to discover the train heading towards him)
Sykes: AAAAAH!!
(The train rammed straight through Sykes and his car with a big explosion, thus ending Sykes' life as the remains of his car fell into the water. Our heroes on Fagin's scooter safely rolled down from the cable to safety)
???: Phew!
???: Boy, that was a close one.
???: At least we've seen the last of Sykes.
Astro: We're alive!
Chomper: Whew, I can finally calm down.
Ducky: We are all in one piece.
Petrie: Better than million little pieces.
Jenny: Oliver?
(Jenny hops off the scooter and runs over to Dodger who holds a seemingly dead Oliver in his mouth)
Jenny: (panting and gasps)
Heroes: (gasps)
(Dodger gives Oliver’s body to Jenny, who is devastated by what has happened. Jenny looks at him, but Dodger shares her devastated expression)
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[The heroes all wear saddened expressions at the loss of their friend as they hang their heads. Disheartened and thinking she's lost her new pet, Jenny nuzzles Oliver sadly. But then as she does so, Oliver opens his eyes]
Oliver: (soft meow)
Jenny: Oliver? Oliver!
(Dodger smiles and goes over to Jenny as she pets him on the head as Francis and the others join them, being accepted as her new friends. Fagin is relieved as he takes off his hat)
Fagin: Whew.
Ash Ketchum: Oliver, you're okay!
Pooh Bear: Oh, thank goodness.
Fred Flintstone: Yabba Dabba Doo!
(Oliver nuzzles Ash affectionately, which caused him to laugh, then Dodger, Rita, Einstein, Francis, and Tito licked Ash affectionately. Tito looks around for Georgette who is still clinging to the scooter, still scared half to death. She manages to recover to let go and hangs her head in relief)
Georgette: Whoo!
Jenny's birthday party[]
(The scene changes to the next day at Jenny’s house where the heroes are celebrating her birthday)
Fagin & Winston: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jenny, happy birthday to you!
Dogs: (howls)
Heroes: (cheering)
Fagin: And many more~
Winston: Don't forget to make a wish, Jennifer.
Fagin: (laughing)
(Jenny blows out her candles)
Rita and Francis: (barks)
Jenny: All right, anybody want some cake?
Einstein: (barks)
Jenny: Okay, Einstein, but not the whole thing.
(Francis glares into the living room where Tito and Georgette are dancing)
Tito: You got it now, baby! Yeah, left foot, right foot. All right! Check it out! There you go. Relax, hey.
Georgette: (chuckles) Tito, you dance divinely.
(In the kitchen, Fagin and Winston watch live wrestling on the television)
Fagin: He's cheating!
Winston: Body slam!
Fagin: Come on, hit him again.
Winston: Murder him! Twist his arm!
Fagin: Whoa!
(Winston answers the phone)
Winston: Foxworth residence. (gasps) Mr. Foxworth!
Fagin: Body slam him now!
Winston: Shh-shh-shh! My goodness. You're back tomorrow? Oh, she'll be so surprised to see you. Y-Yes, goodbye, sir. (hangs up)
Fagin: All right. Get 'im! Get 'im!
Winston: Hit him! Come on! Murder him! Get him!
Fagin: All right, you got 'im! Pick him up! Hold 'im there!
(The wrestler pins his opponent)
Winston: Ta-da! I believe that's a ten spot, old sport.
Fagin: Now, where is that checkbook? Oh, look at the time. Well, heh-heh, we better be goin'.
(He grab an apple and nervously went out of the kitchen)
Winston: Indeed.
(In the living room)
Fagin: Francis! Rita! Tito! Vamanos! The streets are calling.
(Jenny opens a present box with an old trainer inside)
Winston: Now, Jennifer, have we forgotten anything?
Jenny: Oh, yeah. Thanks, everyone. The gifts were great.
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Jenny Foxworth: Ash, thank you so much for saving my life.
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash Ketchum: You're welcome, Jenny.
(Ash and Jenny hug each other)
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Jenny Foxworth: Bye, Mr. Fagin and thank you.
Fagin: Oh, bye-bye, Jenny.
(Jenny, Fagin and the heroes share a group hug, Fagin feeling touched and happy by the gesture as he ruffled her hair)
Fagin: Come on, boys! (chuckles) It’s time for us to go!
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Fred Flinstone: Speaking of teams, you weren't too bad back at the subway yourself, Barn. Saving me from James' Victreebel.
Barney Rubble: It was nothing, Fred.
Fred Flintstone: Nothing? You saved my life.
Barney Rubble: What are friends for?
Fred Flintstone: Sometimes, they're for huggin;. That's what they're for.
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Ending[]
(Out in the hallway as the dogs walk towards the door)
Georgette: Alonzo, darling, could I see you for a moment…. Privately?
Tito: Privately? (sniffs) Ooo!
Georgette: Coming, Alonzo?
Tito: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You guys beat it. Uh, my baby and I, we gotta talk.
Georgette: You know, you're not so bad for a bug-eyed little creep. With a little grooming…
Tiito: Grooming? Uh… (nervous chuckle)
Georgette: That's it! We'll start with a bath.
Tito: Bath?
[Outside, Fagin starts up his scooter]
Fagin: Let's go!
Einstein: Bye-bye.
Francis: Oh, Oliver, Pooh Bear, Ash, we shall meet again.
Rita: Hey, see ya 'round, kid.
Oliver: Goodbye you guys.
(Fagin starts drive away as the dogs give chase)
Fagin: Boys! Let's go!
Dogs: (barking)
Poky Little Puppy: (in Arthur Read's voice) Thanks, Uncle Dodger. You were right. It turned out to be a pretty good adventure after all.
Dodger: (in Uncle Fred's voice) Remember, Poky, you don't always get what you want in life. Sometimes, you'll get something better.
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Poky Little Puppy: When I grow up, I want to be just like my uncle Dodger.
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Dodger: Listen, kid, Pooh Bear, ahh, you just want to hang out or anything...
Tito: Aiee-hee!
(Tito runs out, wearing a sailor outfit with a pink bow on his tail and hides next to Dodger)
Tito: Hey, Dodger, man! Do you see her anywhere?
Dodger: Hey, whoa!
Tito: Man! I can't keep this woman off me! Man, I gotta get away from that chick…
Georgette: Alonzo! Alonzo-o-o!
Tito: (gasps) Uh, goodbye, Oliver, Pooh Bear, Ash, and everyone. Hey, you guys, wait for me, man! Hey, wait up!
Georgette: Alonzo Frederico Tito, you come back here this minute!
Heroes: (laughing)
Dodger: Hey, whoa, kid. Do you think you can handle the champ?
Connor Lacey: I think Oliver’s got it covered, Dodge. Right, little guy?
Oliver: Sure.
[As Why Should We Worry reprise starts to play, Dodger goes to give Oliver a low five but misses as Oliver pulls it away with a smile]
Dodger: Hey! You're okay... for a cat. We'll keep a spot open for ya in the gang... vice president, uptown chapter. Later, kid. Later, guys.
(Dodger jumps onto a moving truck and the heroes wave goodbye as he jumps onto a taxi)
Dodger: (singing) Why should I worry?
Tell me why should I care?~
Jenny: Bye-bye! Bye! (waves Oliver’s paw)
Winston: (wiping his face with a cloth) What a delightful scoundrel.
Dodger: (singing) Say, I may not have a dime, oh, but I got street savoir faire
Dodger and Rita: (singing) Why should we worry?
Francis: (singing) Why should we care?
We may not have a dime~
Dodger, Rita, and Francis: (singing) But we got street savoir faire
Tito: (riding on a police car as the sirens wail) (singing) Why should we worry?
Why should we care?
It's just a be-bopulation
But we got street savoir faire
(Tito and Dodger look at two female dogs until Rita pull Dodger away as they jump over vehicles)
Dodger: (singing) The rhythm of the city
Boy, once you get it down
Then you can own this town
Dogs: You can wear the crown
(They jump into the back of Fagin's scooter as he drives through the traffic)
Dogs: (singing) Why should we worry?
Why should we care?
It’s just a doo-wopulation
But we got street savoir faire
Why should we worry?
Why should we care?
And even when we cross that line
We got street savoir faire
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Tennessee Tuxedo: Come on, Chumley. We better get back to the zoo before Stanley misses us.
Chumley: Okay, Tennessee.
Fred Flintstone: Come on Wilma, we need to get back home to Bedrock.