Pooh's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End/Transcript

Here is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

Prolouge/An Old Friend reunites

(Suddenly an alarm goes off)

• -What is it,?????
• -There's something coming through our boarders.
• -Is it any enemy?
• -Bowser's army?
• -They must want to capture us again so we can watch them take over our world.
• -Any casualites?
• -Not too many.
• -Stroomtrooper, how many enemies are there?
• Stroomtrooper: That just it sir. It's only one.
• -One?!?!
• -Where is this person heading?
• -Looks like the southeast side. By the beach.

(Everyone heads out the beach)

• Mako: What is that?
• -Whatever it is, it's coming fast!
• -It's almost in our range.
• -Take your aim!
• -Ready.
• -Aim!
• Monkey D. Luffy: Wait! Hold your fire.
• -What is it?
• Monkey D. Luffy: This person...it looks....familiar
• ???: Everyone, if I may have a word! I hail from the Fishman District of the Ryouku Kingdom, a place beneath the waves for those bold enough to seek passage.

(The Straw Hats gets excited from hearing the voice)

• -What? What is it?
• Jinbe: My apologies for the trouble I may have cause you. Especially seeing that I'm a new recruit. But I have venture here today to share my ceremonial support with the friends of the Straw Hat Pirate crew. If you'll have me that is. I'm known as, First Son of the Sea, Jinbe!
• -Jinbe?

(Luffy jumps and hugs Jinbe)

• Luffy: Really kept me waiting!
• Straw Hats: Jinbe!
• -Wow.
• -This guy must be a friend of Luffy.
• Luffy: I was really worried about you, man. Took awhile
• Jinbe: My apologies.
• -So who is this?
• Monkey D. Luffy: Oh, yeah. Guys, this is the newest member of our crew.
• -He saved us a couple of times in the past.
• Jinbe: It is a pleasure to meet you.
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Hoist the Colors

(At a East India Trading Company site, numerous people are in chains and line to the hangman)

Soldier: (reading off decree) "In order to affect a timely halt to deteriorating conditions and to ensure the common good, a state of emergency is declared for these territories by decree of Lord Cutler Beckett, duly appointed representative of His Majesty, the king. By decree, according to martial law, the following statute are temporarily amended: Right to assembly, suspended. Right to habeas corpus, suspended. Right to legal counsel, suspended. Right to verdict by a jury of peers, suspended. By decree, all persons found guilty of piracy, or aiding a person convicted of piracy, or associating with a person convicted of piracy...shall be sentenced to hang by the neck until dead."

(The next of prisoners comes forward including a boy holding a silver coin and starting sing)

[Boy]

The king and his men

stole the queen from her bed

and bound her in her Bones.

The seas be ours

and by the powers

where we will, we'll roam.

[Prisoner]

Yo, ho,

All hands haul together,

hoist the Colors high.

(Suddenly all the prisoners, started to sing low and rose)

[Prisoners]

Heave ho, thieves and beggars,

never shall we die.

Yo, ho, haul together,

hoist the Colors high.

• Soldier: Lord Beckett! They've started to sing, sir.
• Lord Beckett: Finally.

[Prisoners]

Thieves and beggars

Never shall we die.

Singapore/Meeting with Sao Feng

(In the country of Singapore, Elizabeth Swann slowly sings Hoist the Colors across the riverbed)

[Elizabeth]

Some have died

and some are alive

Others sail on the sea

With the keys to the cage

And the devil to pay

We lay to Fiddler's Green

The bell has been raised

from its watery grave

Hear its sepulchral tone

A call to all

Pay heed the squall

Turn your sails to home

Yo ho

Haul together

Hoist the colors high

Heave-ho

Thiev...

• Tai Huang: (coming from under the bridge) Thief and beggar. (singing) Never shall we die. A dangerous song to be singing...for any who are ignorant of its meaning. Particularly a woman. Particularly a woman alone.
• ???: What makes you think she's alone?

(Coming downstairs slowly from the shadows was Barbossa)

• Tai Huang: You protect her?
• Elizabeth Swann: (holds a knife to Tai Huang throat) And what makes you think I need protecting?
• -Enough, Elizabeth.
• -We didn't come here to fight.
• -We came...to talk.
• Barbossa: Your master's expecting us. And an unexpected death'd cast a slight pall on our meeting.
• -Soldiers!

(The heroes hide for cover as they make their way deeper in the city. A our second group of heroes journeyed under the water with their heads as sea turtles as hide under the bridge. On top, Tia Dalma comes in rolling a canary chart.

• Cotton's Parrot: Steady as she goes.

(Jack (monkey) starts playing the wind up sankyo)

• Gibbs: All right.
• -I figure about 2 minutes before the song ends.
• -Start cutting.
• Elizabeth Swann: Have you heard anything from Will?
• -He said he would be back before nightfall.
• Barbossa: I trust young Turner to acquire the charts and you to remember your place in the presence of Captain Sao Feng.
• -How dangerous this is Sao Feng person?
• Barbossa: He's much like myself, but absent my merciful nature and sense of fair play.
• -So basically don't fully trust him?
• -Pretty much so.
• Gibbs: We're through. Make ready.

(The infiltration group enters their way through. Back on top, Barbossa and Elizabeth removes their swords and weapons that they have on them until they were stopped for a moment)

• Singapore Man: Do you think because she is a woman we would not suspect her of treachery?
• Barbossa: Well, when you put it that way...
• Singapore Man: Remove. Please.

(Elizabeth removes all the hidden guns and bombs under her armor until the heroes are stopped again)

• -What now?
• Singapore Man: Them too.
• -You have got to be kidding.
• -Just do it.

(The heroes removed all the hidden items they have on them)

• -Ok now that's everything.

(The heroes walked in the bathhouse being greeted by Sao Feng and his bodyguards, Lian and Park)

• Sao Feng: Captain Barbossa, welcome to Singapore. More steam.

(Lian pulls a lever signaling below the house to add more steam. The infiltration enters not before a giant comes in)

• -Yeah, no way.
• Gibbs: None of that. If things don't go the way we want, then we're the only chance they've got.
• Sao Feng: I understand that you have a request to make of me.
• Barbossa: More of a proposal to put to ye. I've a venture underway and I find myself in need of a ship and a crew.
• Sao Feng: Hmm. It's an odd coincidence.
• Elizabeth Swann: Because you happen to have a ship and a crew you don't need?
• Sao Feng: No. Because earlier this day, not far from here, a thief broke into my most revered uncle's temple and tried to make off with these. The navigational charts. The route to the Farthest Gate. (tosses the charts to Tai Huang) Wouldn't it be amazing if this venture of yours took you to the world beyond this one?
• Barbossa: It would strain credulity at that.

(Sao Feng signals his men and they brought up one William Turner)

• Sao Feng: This is the thief. Is his face familiar to you?
• -Uh, no?
• -Doesn't ring a bell.
• Sao Feng: (pulls out a wooden stake) Then I guess he has no further need for it.
• Elizabeth Swann: No, no!
• Sao Feng: You come into my city and you betray my hospitality.
• Barbossa: Sao Feng, I assure you I had no idea...
• Sao Feng: That he would get caught! You intend to attempt the voyage to Davy Jones' Locker. But I cannot help but wonder...why?

(Barbossa tosses him a coin hearing a eerie echo)

• Barbossa: The song has been sung. The time is upon us. We must convene the Brethren Court. As one of the nine pirate lords, you must honor the call.
• Sao Feng: More steam.

(Lian pulls the lever)

• -Uh what do we do?
• -Make ready.
• Sao Feng: More steam!

(Lian pulls the lever again)

• -Get our swords. You guys feed the furnace before they notice something's up.
• -Right.
• Sao Feng: There is a price on all our heads. It is true. It seems the only way a pirate can turn a profit anymore...is by betraying other pirates.
• -And yet...it turns bitter in the long haul.
• Barbossa: We must put our differences aside.
• Gibbs: Wait for the signal.
• Barbossa: The First Brethren Court gave us rule of the seas.
• -Brook, Robin, how's it looking out there?
• Barbossa: But now that rule is being challenged by Lord Cutler Beckett.
• Sao Feng: Against East India Trading Company, what value is the Brethren Court? What can any of us do?
• Elizabeth Swann: You can fight! Get off me! You are Sao Feng, the pirate lord of Singapore. You command in an age of piracy where bold captains sail free waters.
• -Well?
• Nico Robin: I will say this, we might need a alternative.
• Elizabeth Swann: Would you have that era come to an end on your watch? The most notorious pirates from around the world are uniting against our enemy, and yet you sit here cowering in your bathwater!
• Sao Feng: Elizabeth Swann. There is more to you than meets the eye, isn't there? And the eye does not go wanting. But I cannot help but notice (to Barbossa) you have failed to answer my question. What is it you seek in Davy Jones' Locker?
• -Well, that's the thing.
• -It's more of "who" than "what".
• -5 of our friends gave themselves up for us to escape from Davy Jones.
• -They are important to us to make sure that we stay together.
• Sao Feng: Is that all?
• -No, there one other person we need to get.
• -And it's crucial that his assistance is needed.
• Sao Feng: And who would that be?
• Will Turner: Jack Sparrow.

(Sao Feng's girls started to giggle)

• Will Turner: He's one of the pirate lords.
• -That's right.
• -And as a pirate lord of the Brethren Court, he has to answer to the call.
• -And so do you.
• -Otherwise, what's the point of fighting?
• Sao Feng: The only reason...I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the Land of the Dead...is so I can send him back myself! (kicks buckets)
• Barbossa: Jack Sparrow holds one of the nine pieces of eight. He failed to pass it along to a successor before he died.So we must go and get him back.
• Sao Feng: (sees that one of his men's tattoo on his back is fake) So you admit...you have deceived me. Weapons!

(Suddenly Feng's men pulls out swords and guns)

• -That doesn't sound good.
• -Sound negotiations are off.
• -What do we do?
• Gibbs: Weapons.
• Barbossa: Sao Feng, I assure you, our intentions are strictly honorable.

(Suddenly the infiltration crew tosses up swords through the holes in the floor to our heroes)

• -Well, they were a few seconds ago.
• Sao Feng: (grabs the imposter) Drop your weapons or I kill the man!
• Barbossa: Kill him. He's not our man.
• -We never even seen him before.
• Will Turner: If he's not with you, and he's not with us...who's he with?
• -Oh no.

(Suddenly, soldiers started bursting through the doors and attacking)

• Elizabeth: (handing a sword to Will Turner) Will!

(Ian Mercer comes into the scene pulls a gun on Elizabeth but Will pulls her away making the bullet kill Park. The infiltration crew blows the supports taking the fight outside causing country panic. Even Tia Dalma fought while her canary cart exploded in the back of a firing range. Moments later, Mercer shoots Lian and spots Sao Feng having a stand off with Will)

• Sao Feng: It's an odd coincidence, isn't it? The East India Trading Company finds me the day you show up in Singapore.
• Will Turner: It is coincidence only. If you want to make a deal with Beckett, you need what I offer.
• Sao Feng: You cross Barbossa. You are willing to cross Jack Sparrow. Why should I expect any better?
• Will Turner: I need the Black Pearl to free my father. You're helping me to get it.

(Monkey Jack brought in a large firework and lights the fuse)

• Cotton's Parrot: Uh-oh. Fire in the hole.

(The firework burst into a storage house filled with fireworks and firecrackers causing a major explosion)

• Barbossa: Thank you, Jack.
• Cotton's Parrot: Thank you, Jack.
• Barbossa: You have the charts?
• Will Turner: And better yet. A ship and a crew.
• Elizabeth Swann: Where's Sao Feng?
• Will Turner: He'll cover our escape and meet us at Shipwreck Cove.
• Tai Tuang: This way. Be quick.
• Elizabeth Swann: There's no place left for Sao Feng to cower. Do you think he will honor the call?
• Tia Dalma: I cannot say. There's an evil on these seas that even the most staunch and bloodthirsty pirates have come to fear.

(The Flying Dutchman rises from the oceans and destroying every ship in its path and leaving no survivors)

(On the Endeavor captain quarters)

• Lord Cuttler Beckett: A piece of eight. Nine of them, you say?
• Ian Mercer: Our new friend in Singapore was very specific, sir. Nine pieces of eight.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: What's the significance of that, I wonder.
• Ian Mercer: Nothing can hold against the armada. Not with the Flying Dutchman at the lead. And with those other monsters we're unbeatable.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: Nothing we know of. Did your friend mention where the Brethren Court are meeting?
• Ian Mercer: He was mum on that, sir.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: Hmm. Then he knows the value of information. Better keep this between ourselves. We don't want anyone running off to Singapore, do we? (sees James Norrington walking in) Ah, admiral.
• James Norrington: You summoned me, Lord Beckett.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: Yes. Something for you there. Your new station deserves an old friend.

(James looks in the box and sees it was his old sword)

• Governor Swann: Not more requisition orders.
• EITC Solider: No, sir. Execution.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: The Brethren know they face extinction. All that remains is for them to decide where they make their final stand.

Arctic/Flying Dutchman

(Back on the pirate ship, our heroes sailed through the cold tundra of the Artic)

• Pintel: No one said anything about cold.
• Ragetti: I'm sure there must be a good reason for our suffering.
• Brook: Sure there is. I'm freezing to the bone.
• Usopp: Brook, you don't even have skin. Your sitting there shivering, but you can be cold, right?
• -Yeah, why do you even need a coat anyway?
• -Is it just cause you wanna fit in?
• Brook: Well, what if I did. It is so wrong to share in the suffering of my friends. Cold is a state of mind after all. You don't need skin for that.
• -It doesn't make sense why were going all the way out here.
• -What do you mean?
• -I mean, if Tia Dalma could bring back Barbossa easily, why can't she do the same with Jack and our friends?
• Tia Dalma: Because Barbossa was only dead. Jack Sparrow and your friends is taken, body and soul, to a place not of death, but punishment. The worst fate a person can bring upon himself...stretching on forever. That's what awaits at Davy Jones' Locker.
• Ragetti: Yeah. I knew there was a good reason.
• Will Turner: (playing with the map) Nothing here is set. These can't be as accurate as modern charts.
• Tai Tuang: No. But it leads to more places.
• Will Turner: (matches up a hidden message) "Over the edge. Over again." "Sunrise sets. Flash of green." Do you care to interpret, Captain Barbossa?
• Barbossa: Ever gazed upon the green flash, Master Gibbs?
• Gibbs: I reckon I seen my fair share. Happens on rare occasion. The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky. Some go their whole lives without ever seeing it. Some claim to have seen it who ain't. And some say...
• Pintel: It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead. Sorry.
• Barbossa: Trust me, young Master Turner. It's not getting to the land of the dead that's the problem.
• -Then what is?
• Barbossa: It's getting back.

(Back on the sea)

• Lord Cuttler Beckett: (looks at the wreckage the Flying Dutchman made) My word. There's nothing left.
• Ian Mercer: Jones and those freaks is a loose cannon, sir.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: Fetch the chest.
• Ian Mercer: And the governor? He's been asking questions about the heart.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: Does he know? Then perhaps his usefulness has run its course.

(Jones slowly plays his organ as his locket slowly plays)

• -How long has he been like this?
• -He's always in a sour mood whenever he plays the locket.
• -Like he was in love with the person who gave it to him.
• -Captain, it's them.

(East India soldiers started board the ship and Davy Jones crew appears.)

• James Norrington: Steady, men.
• Davy Jones: Go. All of you. And take that infernal thing with you. I will not have it on my ship!
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that... because I will. Because it seems to be the only way to ensure that this ship do as directed by the company.
• -You're a real piece of work, you know that.
• -What do want from us now?
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: We need prisoners to interrogate, which tends to work best when they're alive.
• -If I recall, you wanted us to extricate all the other pirates or any whose helping them.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: Well maybe they know something that we do not.
• Davy Jones: The Dutchman sails as its captain commands.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: And its captain is to sail it as commanded. I would have thought you'd learned that when I ordered you to kill your pet.
• -(whispering to others) Worse choice ever.
• Lord Cuttler Beckett: This is no longer your world, Jones. The immaterial has become...immaterial.
• James Norrington: Charge your bayonets.

(The solider pointed their guns at Jones' heart)

• -Enjoy being in charge while you can.
• -Because pretty soon, you'll mess up.
• -And when you fall....we'll be waiting...for you.

The Edge of the World

• Will Turner: How long do we continue not talking?
• Elizabeth Swann: Once we rescue Jack, everything'll be fine.
• Will Turner: Then we rescue Jack. (looks into the distance as sees the fog is clearing up in shock and turns to see Tia Dalma)
• Tia Dalma: For what we want most... there is a cost must be paid in the end.
• Will Turner: Barbossa, ahead!
• Barbossa: Aye, we're good and lost now.
• Elizabeth Swann: Lost?
• -And that's a good thing why?!?!
• Barbossa: For certain you have to be lost to find a place as can't be found. Elseways, everyone would know where it was.
• Gibbs: We're gaining speed.
• Barbossa: Aye.
• Will Turner: To stations! All hands to stations! Rudder full. Hard aport! Gather way.
• Barbossa: Nay! Belay that! Let her run straight and true!
• -What's going on?
• -(in Sinbad V.O.) ???, give me a lookout
• Joe Kido: On it. (heads uptop and sees a shocking surprise) (in Rat's voice) We're dead.
• -(in Sinbad voice) What is it?
• -We got a problem!
• -Look!
• Ragetti: Blimey.
• Usopp: I don't believe this!

(Everyone looks to see that they're heading for the edge of world)

• -IT'S LITTERALY THE EDGE OF THE WORLD!!!
• -Pay up, it's flat.
• Elizabeth Swann: You've doomed us all.
• Hector Barbossa: Don't be so unkind. You may not survive to pass this way again, and these be the last friendly words you'll hear.
• Franky: What the heck man?!?!
• Tony Tony Chopper: Does this count as sinking or what?
• Brook: I think were about to end up in the deep sea again.
• Nico Robin: No, we'll probably vanish out of existence before that.
• -Not the time Robin!
• Will Turner: Tie her off.
• Elizabeth Swann: Hard aport!
• Will Turner: Hold on!

(The ship falls off the edge unknowing to where the bottom is)

Davy Jones Locker

(Music from Pirates of the Carribean ride starts playing for a moment)

• Voices: Strike your colors, you blooming cockroaches. Dead men tell no tales. (echoes)

(Elsewhere, Jack Sparrow began sniffing around and saw about to eat a tiny peanut on a plate until he is shot by the real Jack Sparrow along with hallucinations of Jack)

• Jack Sparrow: My peanut. Haul the halyard. Slacken braces.

(All the Jacks starts doing various things, with one acting like a chicken and another one moving towards a goat. The real Jack Sparrow notices a Jack on the tack line)

• Jack Sparrow: Mr. Sparrow?
• Jack Hallucination: Aye, cap'n.
• Jack Sparrow: What say you about the condition of this tack line?
• Jack Hallucination: It be proper to my eyes, sir.
• Jack Sparrow: Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir. It is not acceptable nor adequate. It is, in obvious fact, an abomination.
• Jack Hallucination: Begging your pardon, sir, but if you gave a man another chance.
• Jack Sparrow: Shall I? (kills the hallucination with his sword) It's that sort of thinking got us into this mess. We have lost speed and, therefore, time. Precious time, which cannot be recovered once lost. Do you understand?
• Jack Hallucinations: Aye, aye, captain.
• Jack Sparrow: Do you now? It will all have to be redone. All of it. And let this serve as a lesson to the lot of you. Doldrums, sir, has the entire crew on edge. I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots, and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.

(Jack jumps off his ship onto solid ground)

• Jack Sparrow: No wind. Of course, there's no bloody wind. My soul I do swear for a breeze. Gust. Whisper. A tiny, miniature lick. (looks around and sees a tiny round white rock and chucks it) Yes, sir, I know, but why? Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? We shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited. (looks down and sees the rock at his feet again) Shoo. (picks it up) A rock. (licks it and threw it far)

(Little did Jack know that the rock crack open to be revealed as a crab)

• Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before. Oh. A rope. (pulls but the rope stretches out)

(Jack tries the pull his ship but to no avail. He stops for a moment and sees the crab staring at him; he then faints. The tiny white crab starts clipping its claws and numerous other crabs woke up and starts towing the ship which made it move. When Jack came to, he tries to go after it.)

Finding Jack, Pooh and Friends/Hancock's Confession

(On the beach, our heroes and pirates slowly head for shore)

• Gibbs: This truly is a goshforsaken place.
• Elizabeth Swann: I don't see Jack. I don't see anyone.
• Barbossa: He's here. Davy Jones never once gave up that what he took.
• Will Turner: And does it matter? We're trapped here by your doing. No different than Jack.
• Tia Dalma: Witty Jack is closer than you think.
• -Oh yeah?
• -And what makes you so sure?
• -Guys, look.

(Slowly riding on top of a sand dune was the Black Pearl along with its captain and Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore leaving everyone else surprised)

• Tai Huang: Impossible.
• Raggeti: Boat.
• Gibbs: Slap me thrice and hand me to me mama.
• Pintel: It's the captain!
• Gibbs: A sight for sore eyes.
• Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs.
• Gibbs: Aye, cap'n.
• Jack Sparrow: I thought so. I expect you're able to account for your actions, then.
• Gibbs: Sir?
• Jack Sparrow; There's been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline upon my vessel. Why? Why is that, sir?
• Gibbs: Sir, you're...You're in Davy Jones' Locker, cap'n.
• Jack Sparrow: I know that. I know where I am. And don't think I don't.
• Barbossa: Jack Sparrow.
• Tigger: Good greatous. It's Barbossa!!!
• Rabbit: What is he doing here?
• -It's a long story.
• Jack Sparrow: Oh, Hector. It's been too long. Hasn't it?
• Barbossa: Aye. Isla de Muerta, remember? You shot me.
• Jack Sparrow: No, I didn't.
• -Yes you did.
• Jack Sparrow: Tia Dalma, out and about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium.
• -What is he going on about?
• Will Turner: He thinks we're a hallucination.
• Jack Sparrow: Heh. Complete with these five masqueraders.
• Tigger: Hey, wait a minute!
• Jack Sparrow: William, tell me something: Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
• Will Turner: No.
• Jack Sparrow: Well, then, you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D., you're not really here.
• -How long has he been like this?
• Rabbit: I don't know. How long has it been since we were sent here?
• -A couple of weeks or so.
• Piglet: That long?
• Elizabeth Swann: Jack. This is real. We're here.
• Jack Sparrow: (comes back to Gibbs) The Locker, you say?
• Gibbs: Aye.
• Elizabeth Swann: We've come to rescue you.
• Jack Sparrow: Have you, now? That's very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship and you don't, you're the ones in need of rescuing, and I'm not sure as I'm in the mood.
• Barbossa: I see my ship. Right there.
• Jack Sparrow: Can't spot it. Must be a tiny little thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.
• Will Turner: Jack, Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones. He controls the Flying Dutchman.
• -He also has the the Masters of Evil in his pocket.
• Elizabeth Swann: He's taking over the seas.
• Tia Dalma: The song has been sung. The Brethren Court is called.
• Jack Sparrow: Leave you alone for a minute, look what happens. Everything's gone to pot.
• Gibbs: Aye. The world needs you back something fierce.
• Will Turner: And you need a crew.
• Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.
• -Four? From where I stand, I only see three.
• Eeyore: You forgot to count Elizabeth.
• -Come again now?
• -When did you try to kill Jack?
• Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you.
• -Told us what?
• -How else did you think you were able to escape?
• -That Jack "elected" himself as bait?
• Jack Sparrow: Well you'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
• -Don't worry. She wasn't the only one who did a double-cross.
• -Who else?
• -Let's save that for later.
• Jack Sparrow: Well said. (to Pooh Piglet Tigger, Rabbit and Eyeore) Well, since you were with me this whole time, I guess you can come.
• Piglet: Thanks. I think.
• Jack Sparrow: (to Tia Dalma) As for you...
• Tia Dalma: Now... don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
• Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. All right, you're in. (at Ragetti) Don't need you. You scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty. (at Pintel) Mm...Cotton. Cottors parrot, I'm a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to. Who are you?
• Tai Huang: Tai Hutang. These are my men.
• Jack Sparrow: Where do your allegiances lie?
• Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
• Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
• Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
• Jack Sparrow: Good man. Weigh anchor, all hands. Prepare to make sail.
• Cotton's Parrot: Weigh anchor.

(Jack looks at his compass and sees it's going in circles)

• Barbossa: Jack...(holding the charts) Which way are you going, Jack.

(On the Dutchman, Barbossa is giving orders while Jack is copying him)

• Barbossa: What are you doing?
• Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
• Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
• Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
• Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
• Jack Sparrow: What are you? Captain gives orders on the ship.
• Barbossa: The captain of the ship is giving orders.
• Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
• Barbossa: They be my charts.
• Jack Sparrow: That makes you "chartman."
• Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?!

(Both of them look at Pintel sternly)

• Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the captain issue in doubt, I'd throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.
• Ragetti: I'd vote for you.
• Pintel: Yeah?

(Down below deck, Will visit a quiet Elizabeth)

• Will Turner: You left Jack to the Kraken.
• Elizabeth Swann: He's rescued now. It's done with. Will, I had no choice.
• Will Turner: You chose not to tell me.
• Elizabeth Swann: I couldn't. It wasn't your burden to bear.
• Will Turner: But I did bear it, didn't I? I just didn't know what it was. I thought...
• Elizabeth Swann: You thought I loved him.
• Will Turner: If you make your choices alone, how can I trust you?
• Elizabeth Swann: You can't.

(Elsewhere on the ship, Hancock and her sisters were alone until...)

• -So Hancock, do you have anything to say?
• Boa Hancock: Well, I can explain--
• -Oh, I'm sure you can.
• -That you betray our trust and have our friends fed to the kraken.
• Boa Hancock: How did you know?
• -Korra found you out.
• -How again?
• Korra: In my world, Earth Benders that can sense a change in a person's voice or feeling. Even if they're telling a lie.
• -So you turned our friends to stone while we escaped.
• -The question is, why?
• Boa Hancock: I....had no choice.
• -What do mean, "no choice"?
• Boa Hancock: We can't talk here. Not in the open.

(At a secret chamber)

• -So why are we here?
• -And why is Luffy and his crew not here with us?
• -And more over, where's your crew?
• Boa Marigold: For now, only Luffy knows the truth and we don't want any of his crew or ours to know.
• -Know what?
• Boa Hancock: To know...our deep secret.
• -What are you talking about?
• Glorisa: If they do not know then tell them.
• Boa Sandersonia and Marigold: Granny Nyon?
• Boa Hancock: Why are you here?!
• Glorisoa: Snake Princess, be honest. You know you can trust them by now. You seen with your own eyes their good people. Good ahead, child. Do not fear. Your secret is safe.
• -What secret?
• -And what does this have to with betrayal?
• Boa Hancock: It all started not so long ago.

(Flashes to Amazon Lily)

• Boa Hancock: Our island was peaceful place, where strength was recognized as true beauty. No fights, no worries, or tensions the world would come upon us.
• Boa Sandersonia: But it all changed when they appear.
• Gloriosa: Out of nowhere, a ray of dark clouds drew closer and closer.
• Margaret: What in the world? What is that thing? Wait is that....a floating island?

(The giant island spew lava from it sides. Then footsoldiers comes out preparing for battle as Kamek appears)

• Kikyo: What are those things?
• Kamek: Behold the King of the Koopas!

(Suddenly the mouth opens up to reveal Bowser Koopa and the Masters of Evil)

• Bowser Koopa: Open the gates or die!

(Margaret runs off)

• Aphelandra: Margaret!
• Margaret: What do they want with us? Whatever it is, it can't be good.
• -Perhaps they didn't hear us.
• -Maybe we should speak a little "louder".
• -Agreed.
• Prince Sprocket: Let us give the order. Just tell us where and we'll send them there.
• Lock: Please?
• -Should we?
• -Let the kids have his fun.
• King Mondo: Alright kids.
• Shock: And I though you didn't like us.
• -And fortunately, there's only one way in.
• King Mondo: Target the main gate. We'll hit them in their only entrance into the island. What do you think my dear.
• Queen Machina: Love it darling.
• King Mondo: Alright, kids. Give the order and begin the assault.
• Gloriosa: Snake Princess, there is a report a great storm is coming and drawing closer.
• Margaret: Granny Nyon! There a flaming island beneath those cloud and is coming closer to the shore!
• Gloriosa: An island ?!?! This surely means trouble.
• Boa Hancock: Don't panic!
• Gloriosa: Snake Princess.
• Boa Hancock: We have the advantage. Prepare for battle!
• Lock: Ready!
• Shock: Aim!
• Barrel: FIRE!!!

(Soon cannon fire destroyed the entrance to the island)

• -The gate's been destroyed! Dock the ships and land! Let's move ashore!

(Suddenly a few Koopa are attacked by arrows)

• -What was that?
• -It looks like arrows.
• -Arrows?
• -At this distance?
• -Don't underestimate them. Their island may be a paradise but the locals there are natural born fighters.
• Margaret: If you step on to Amazon Lily, you won't return alive. Let this be your warning! (shoots an arrow at ??? as Rindo shoots down ????)
• Sweet Pea: Don't let up yet! Not until we send them to the bottom of the sea.
• Koopa General: Sir, our forces have engage the Kuja as we speak
• -And are they winning?
• Koopa General: It appears they have the front covered and are pushing back.
• -Just as we expected.
• -(in General Grievous VO) Establish a perimeter and get the troops in attack formation. We'll burn a path through the jungle right to their fortress.
• Sweet Pea: (sees a second platoon of troops unloading) They're disembarking. That's the last step they'll take.
• Maragret: Sweet Pea, wait!

(Margaret advances to push them back only to be stop by Ranamon and slams her and Margaret into a tree)

• Margaret: Is that...some kind of mermaid? We can't fight someone like that.
• Sweet Pea: How is she so strong? And look at her. I don't understand.
• Ranamon: You'd be surprised what I can really do, sugar.

(Meanwhile inside the city of Amazon Lily)

• Negaduck: Megavolt, Bushroot, cash these girls' check!
• Megavolt: I'm a little low on cash, mind if I charge it! (shoots electricity but two Kuja shoots him far away)
• Bushroot: Guess it means it my turn now, huh. Oh well, a plant gotta do what a plant's gotta do. (summons a plant monster)

(Suddenly, Bacura, the Kuja's pet panther appears and scares the plant away)

• Rindo: You're next, twig!

(Bushroot runs away but crashes into a gong)

• -Of course.
• -You take over an island, you gotta deal with a giant cat.
• -Well we have just the thing for that.
• Jessie: Wobbuffet, time to go.
• Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
• Ran: Bacura, tear that blue thing apart!

(Bacura is preparing herself to pounce)

• Wobbuffet: Wob!
• Kuja: Eat him!

(Bacura jumps high into the air)

• Jessie: Now, use Counter!

(Wobbuffet shields itself in a orange glow)

• Jessie: First the block, now the pain

(Wobbuffet use the damage it took from Bacura and returned it back to the cat knocking her out)

• Ran: Unreal, that thing knock Bacura out with a single blow. And it didn't even use any Haki.
• Daisy: Then it was just brute strength?
• Rindo: We will not be beaten by some kind of clown act. Move! Let's get'em!
• Liquidator: Caution, this section of town is a slipping hazard. (spreads some water on the ground making Rindo, Ran, Daisy, and Cosmos slip and fall)
• -Boa Hancock! We know you're in there.
• -Show yourself now and we may call off this attack!
• Boa Sandersonia: Don't push your luck! You detestable men.
• Boa Marigold: We'll handle them, sister. Stay inside.
• Boa Hancock: Don't be absurd. They can't capture me. No one can. (puts on her shoes) I will never bow to the likes of them.
• Boa Sandersonia: Wait is this wise?
• Boa Marigold: Don't do this. Let us protect you.

-

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(Soon a set of large doors open up as Hancock slowly walks forward. Soon everyone feel in love with her beauty)

• Oogie Boogie: My, my, what have we here?
• -
• -
• -
• Boa Hancock: (blew a small that grew into a giant heart) Slave Arrow! (shoots dozens of heart-shaped arrows turning most into stone)

• -You have got to be kidding.
• -She turn all these lovestuck fools to stone?
• -She must be somekind of Medusa or something.
• Boa Hancock: That one must be the leader. (jumps high into the air and heads towards ???) PERFUME----
• -Oh no you don't!
• -
• -
• -Like that? Stopped you dead in your tracks. This is darkness. It absorbs all things. And apparently you as well.
• Kuja 3: Snake Princess!
• Kuja 4: What happened? She can't use her power anymore?
• Boa Hancock: Your disgusting. Unhand me at once.
• -I've should've known the Pirate Empress wouldn't give up without a fight. You certainly did a number of our forces. Turn those idiots to stone the second they shown up.
• -That power of yours. I think it will serve us quite nicely
• -Especially if someone else take it for herself.
• Boa Hancock: Do as you will. But my power is useless without my beauty and if you kill me, you men will remain petrified. The next wielder cannot undo the damage I've done.
• -To think you have so much power, but I can snap your neck. Our army is nothing to scoff at; and you turn them into a bunch of paperweights. But they're more than tools to me. They're our treasure. So change them back! I'm asking you nicely.
• Boa Hancock: Not so good at negotiating, are you? If you want your crewmates back, get your paws off me!
• -We're not getting anywhere are we? Help me out, ????
• -With pleasure.
• Boa Hancock: I don't want to fight you. If you leave, I'll set them all free. Do we have a deal
• -Yeah right. Your a liar. (strangles her tighter) As soon as I let you go, you'll turn everyone here into a statue. We'll be dead just like that. Am I wrong?
• Boa Hancock: Let me go.
• -As you said, you're quite the beauty. No on who sets eyes on you can resist your power. No matter how strong you are. So what do you. Safer to just kill you.
• -(In Grandfather's VO) We're giving you three seconds to turn them back...OR ELSE!!!!! THREE!!!!! TWO????? ONE!!!!!!
• -ENOUGH!!!!
• -What do think you're doing?
• -
• -You idiots! Bowser said we needed her alive!
• -We will discuss this later.
• -Teleport her and her sisters to the castle.
• -The boss wants to talk to them personally.
• -Killjoy.
• -What about them?
• -As long as they behave and Hancock turn everyone who is stone, they won't bite.
• Seige: What if they didn't?
• Lord Dragonus: Wraith would've blasted them to smitherness
• Wraith: I'd never get to have any fun.

(Inside the throne of Koopa Kastle, Hancock, her sisters, and Granny Nyon is brought to Bowser)

• Shy Guy: We have brought the Pirate Empress to the palace, masters.
• Bowser: Leave them to us.
• Boa Hancock: What is the meaning of this? How dare you invade Amazon Lily. Let alone destroying most of it.
• Boa Marigold: Moreover, hurting our Empress.
• Azula: You mean were not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.
• -Relax your highness, we didn't come to fight.
• -We came to talk.
• -But you'll have to excuse them. They can be a little....aggressive when treating guests.
• Bowser Koopa: Not sure you know who I am. But I’m about to create the greatest army ever, and rule the world.
• Boa Sandersonia: And?
• Bowser Koopa: But there’s one problem, Princess. There’s a group of meddlesome do-gooders that goes around, making friends to their alliance that are trying to stop us. One of them is a human who wears a certain...straw hat. Might come from another world just like yours. Do you know him?
• Boa Hancock: Luffy.
• -Oh, so you do know him.
• -This makes things quite interesting.
• Boa Hancock: I don't care who or what you are, but if you dare hurt Luffy, you'll pay with your life along with any man who dare attack our home.
• Bowser Koopa: Oh, I don't think so.
• -In fact, you be at our mercy before you even attack.
• Boa Sandersonia: How dare you insult Big Sis. We're gonna make you regret that.
• Boa Marigold: Prepare yourself for pain.
• -Take your best shot.
• Boa Marigold: Any last words before we take your life?
• Boa Sandersonia: But then their leader, said something that shocked us to our core.
• Bowser Koopa: Celestial....Dragon.
• Boa Hancock: You're kidding.
• Boa Sandersonia: What....did you say?
• -You heard us.
• -We know all about your dark secret.
• -The one wound that keeps you up a night.
• -The one thing that even the great "Pirate Empress" is afraid of.
• Boa Marigold: No. That's impossible.
• -When you control time, you never know what you can dig up on someone's past.
• -And yours is quite interesting.
• -At the age of 12, you and your sisters were kidnapped and sold into slavery.
• -And since then, you three have their mark as a symbol of stealing a person's humanity.
• -And thanks to those powers you were foolishly given, you made up of the legend that gorgons cursed you.
• -That way nobody would know what you were really hiding.
• -Which explains your cold attitude on anyone who tries to empress you or showing they care about you.
• -Talk about heartless.
• Boa Hancock: What do you want?
• -We want you to handle these pests the next chance they get with this pirate, Jack Sparrow.
• -You're going to get rid of them.
• -Here's a picture
• Gloriosa: You must be joking.
• -Don't underestimate them. They've been a thorn in our side for a while. Ruining our plans, getting in our way, and allying with other annoying people.
• Boa Hancock: And if we refused?
• -I don't think you're in the position to refuse.
• -And if you don't what we say...
• -We'll tell everyone about your past.
• -You'll lose your position as Warlord, the World Government and Navy will come knocking on your door, and your kingdom will fall to ruins.
• -I'm sure your people won't mind that their leader is a fraud, a liar, and most of all....a slave.
• -Wonder what would happen, eh?
• Boa Hancock: You wouldn't.
• -Wouldn't we?
• -You already had to deal with us and you barely survived.
• -You want to test us now? While your island recovering?
• Mistress Nine: (in Ursula Voice) Now do we have a deal?

(Flashback ends)

• -So they put you and your sisters up to this.
• -To keep your secret, you had to betray a friend of the person you trust.
• -So underhanded of them.
• Boa Hancock: (starts to cry) I can't stand...for anyone to know of our past. And I'll shall make any sacrifice to ensure that. Even if I must deceive my own people, I won't let anyone control us again! I fear my own subjects. I can't let anyone come close to me or they might know the truth.
• Boa Marigold: Sister....
• Gloriosa: Well, on the bright side of things, it's been 2 years since you display even the most faint actitation of an emotion since Luffy. Especially to open your heart to someone new. But I welcome your tears as they prove our sweet Snake Princess' heart has not frozen over.
• Boa Hancock: You mock me? You're the one who left this nation behind! And to accept their offer.
• Gloriosa: That's neither here or there. Have you already forgotten where'd you would be without me. Yes, you escape the Celestial Dragons, but you neglected to mention that you didn't know how to get home. Tell me, would you have seen Amazon Lily again if I hadn't gone to outer seas. You would've starved to death, hiding out in the cracks of the Red line if it wasn't for me. And to if wasn't for me who knows what those monsters would do to you.
• Boa Hancock: A small kindness you'll never let us forget.
• Gloriosa: (being held back) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!
• Boa Sandersonia and Marigold: Please Granny
• Gloriosa: I've watched over the three of you as though you were my own daughters
• Boa Sandersonia and Marigold: Yes, yes, we know you have.
• Glorisa: And you have the goal to dismiss all I done for you as a small kindness. Put me down, Mary, Sonia!
• -Wow, talk about respecting your elders.
• Boa Hancock: I suppose you find me repulsive now that you know that I betray you and that I was slave.
• -Well, it started out that way at first.
• -But after hearing your story.....
• -We were wrong.
• -Even though you did double cross us, you were just trying to protect your people.
• -We know what it's like to fall into their trap.
• -Bowser once said that he knows where the Digidestined's parents were.
• -And ever since we've been watching over these kids until we can reunite them.
• -We don't if he's telling the truth.
• -But our friends have been helping us ever since, and we believe in them.
• -But we should let you know one thing.
• Boa Hancock: What's that?
• -That there are people besides just Luffy you can put your trust in.
• -And not all people are bad.
• -We're living proof.
• -So believe us when we say, your secret is safe with us.

Ocean of Lost Souls

(As the day turns to night, the Pearl sailed quietly on the dark seas. Suddenly Ragetti gets startled by pale souls floating across the water)

• Pintel: Eerie. That's downright macabre.
• Ragetti: I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannonball on one of them?

(Pintel and Ragetti comes back with a cannonball until they see Tia Dalma with a depress look on her face)

• -And what, pray tell do you think you were about to do with those cannonballs?
• -You weren't going to hurt these poor souls even more, were you?
• Pintel: Be disrespectful, it would.
• -But I have to say, this is far worse than what I could imagine?
• -Is this how lost souls are treated after they died?
• -To float around these waters like nobody care?
• Tia Dalma: They should be in the care of Davy Jones. That was the duty him was charged with...by the goddess, Calypso. To ferry those who die at sea to the other side. And every ten years...him could come ashore... to be with she who love him... truly. But the man has become a monster.
• Ragetti: So he wasn't always... tentacley?
• Tia Dalma: No. Him was a man...once.
• Ragetti: Now there's boats coming.

(Soon, dozens of boats with a lantern and a lost soul sailed pass the Pearl)

• Will Turner: They're not a threat to us. Am I right?
• Tia Dalma: We are nothing but ghosts to them.
• Barbossa: It's best just let them be.
• -It must be those who passed recently.
• -Elizabeth, isn't that your father over there?
• Elizabeth Swann: It's my father. We've made it back. Father! Father, here, look here!
• Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth. We're not back.
• Elizabeth: Father!
• Mr. Swann: Elizabeth. Are you dead?
• Elizabeth Swann: No. No.
• Mr. Swann: I think I am.
• Elizabeth Swann: No, you can't be.
• Mr. Swann: There was this chest, you see. It's odd. At the time it seemed so important.
• Elizabeth Swann: Come aboard.
• Mr. Swann: And a heart. I learned that if you stab the heart, yours must take its place. And you will sail the seas for eternity. The Dutchman must have a captain. Silly thing to die for.
• Elizabeth Swann: Someone, cast a line. Come back with us! (takes the rope from Marty) Come on.
• Tia Dalma: (to Will Turner) A touch... of destiny.
• Elizabeth Swann: (throws the line to her father) Take the line.
• Mr. Swann: I'm so proud of you, Elizabeth.
• Elizabeth Swann: Father, the line! Take the line!

(Mr. Swann lets the line pass his boat and Elizabeth tries to go for him)

• -What is she doing?!
• Tia Dalma: She must not leave the ship!
• -Stop her!
• Elizabeth Swann: Father! Please come with us! Please! No! I won't leave you!
• Mr. Swann: I'll give your love to your mother.
• Elizabeth Swann: Please, I won't let you go!
• Will Turner: Elizabeth. (pulling her back) Is there a way?
• Tia Dalma: Him at peace.

Up is Down

• Pintel: No water. Why is all but the grog gone?
• Gibbs: Grog's gone too.
• -Well, that just great.
• -So, how long until we....really are dead?
• Tia Dalma: If we cannot escape these doldrums before night, I fear we will sail on trackless seas. Doomed to roam the reach between worlds. Forever.
• Gibbs: With no water, forever looks to be arriving a mite too soon.
• -How are you guys holding up?
• -Not so good.
• -With all our supplies gone, some have us have gone crazed with hunger.
• Brook: (seeing Luffy shrivled) Hey. Cut it out.

(Luffy attempts to eat Chopper as he shrieks in fear)

• -LUFFY!!! Spit him out right now!
• Brook: Unhand him! You can't eat a crewmate, Luffy!
• -Drop him! Drop him!!!!
• Nami: Knock it off already! (knocks Luffy out with her pole)
• Boa Hancock: Oh Luffy!
• Nami: I'm so over this
• Brook: You okay?
• Nami: It's been real nice knowing you all, but without any food, we're dead.
• -And with his self control into madness, we're not gonna make it.
• Will Turner: Why doesn't he do something?
• Ragetti: Me eye. Give it back!
• Gibbs: There's no sense to it.
• Will Turner: And the green flash happens at sunset, not sunrise.
• Gibbs: "Over the edge". Ah, it's driving me over the blooming edge. Sunrises don't set.
• Jack Sparrow: (changes the charts again) "Up is down." Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
• ???: Clear as mud, Jackie.
• Jack Sparrow: What? Eh?
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: Stab the heart.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 2: Don't stab the heart.
• Jack Sparrow: Come again?
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 2: The Dutchman must have a captain.
• Jack Sparrow: That's even more than less than unhelpful.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: Sail the seas for eternity.
• Jack Sparrow: I love the sea.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: What about port?
• Jack Sparrow: I prefer grog. Grog's good.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: Making port.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 2: Where we can get grog, and salty wenches... Once every 10 years.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: What'd he say?
• Jack Sparrow: Once every 10 years.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: Ten years is a long time, mate.
• Jack Sparrow: Even longer given the deficit of grog.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: But eternity is longer still.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 2: And how will you be spending it? Dead? Or not?
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1: The immortal Captain Sparrow.
• Jack Sparrow: Oh, I like that.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 2: Come sunset, it won't matter.
• Shaggy Rogers: I can't take it! I can't take it!
• Scooby-Doo: It's okay, Raggy.
• Shaggy Rogers: No, Scoob, it is not okay! We're totally lost at sea. No wait, correction! Lost in a interdimensional sea, alone and adrift between worlds! Dudes, life is completely turned upside down!
• Velma Dinkley: Upside down. Shaggy Rogers, your a genius
• Shaggy Rogers: Like...like, huh?
• -Yeah, what are you talking about?
• -I mean from this point of view, it's kind of looks like a sun rise.
• -How would that work?
• -Think of the ocean is a mirror.
• -Yeah?
• -To us, right now the sun is setting.
• -Yeah?
• -So what would the other side look like if the one way was setting.
• Jack Sparrow: Not sun set. (changes the chart to make it ship is upside down) Sun down and rise. Up.
• -Meaning what?
• Velma Dinkley: It's not up, it's down. The way out is down
• Fred Jones: Ohh. (looks in the water) Hey, look.
• Daphne Blake: Jeepers, you think the way to escape this place is down there?
• Fred Jones: Only one way to find out.
• -So, what does this all mean?
• -Its means we would have to turn the boat over.
• -How we do that?
• -We're too heavy.
• Jack Sparrow: (gets an idea) What's that? What is that? I don't know. What do you think?
• Gibbs: Where?
• Jack Sparrow: There. (runs to and frow on the ship)
• Elizabeth Swann: What is it?
• Pintel: He's rocking the ship.
• Gibbs: We're rocking the ship.
• Barbossa: (looks at the charts) Aye. He's onto it.
• Pintel: He's rocking the ship.
• Ragetti: We'll tie each other to the mast upside down, so when the boat flips we'll be the right way up.
• Barbossa: Time it with the swell.
• Margaret: What's going on up there?
• -We don't have much time!
• -Time? Time for what?
• -To get out here!
• Barbossa: Loose the cannons, you lazy bilge rats.
• -What now?
• -Unhook everything!
• -Wait, everything?
• -Everything!
• -We need everything to be loose for us flip the boat over!
• -I'm sorry, were gonna be flipping what?
• -I'll explain later.
• Barbossa: Unstow the cargo. Let it shift.

(Soon the entire ship starts to flip on its side)

• Jack Sparrow: Now up... ...is down.
• -
• -
• Pintel: This was your idea.
• Gibbs: Blessed sweet westerlies. We're back!
• Ash Ketchum: Thanks Jack. You could've warned us.
• Tigger: Yeah, everything went topsy-turvy and upsy-downsy.
• Jiminy Cricket: Certainly feels good to be back on the land of the living
• Piglet: Oh, thank goodness.
• Jack Sparrow: Never fear. All according to plan.
• Elizabeth Swann: It's the sunrise.
• -Quite a sight to see.

(Everyone enjoyed it for the moment unitl Barbossa, Gibbs, Jack, Will and Elizabeth pulled guns on each other. Even Monkey Jack pulled a gun of Cotton's parrot)

• Jack (monkey): (screeches)
• Cotton's Parrot: Parley?
• Pintel: We need our pistols! Get untied, hurry!
• -Wow, after all that's happen, we get straight to the point of shooting each other.
• -Yeah, talk about a gun track mind.

(Soon everyone shared a quick laugh)

• Barbossa: All right, then! The Brethren Court is a-gathering at Shipwreck Cove. And, Jack, you and I are a-going. There'll be no arguing that point.
• Jack Sparrow: I is arguing the point. If there's pirates a-gathering, I'm pointing my ship the other way.
• -And where are you gonna run to? There's no place on land or sea that's safe now.
• Jack Sparrow: Sure there some place.
• Elizabeth Swann: The pirates are gathering to fight Beckett, and you're a pirate.
• Will Turner: Fight or not, you're not running, Jack.
• Barbossa: If we don't stand together, they'll hunt us down one by one, till there be none left but you.
• JacK Sparrow: Quite like the sound of that. Captain Jack Sparrow, the last pirate.
• Barbossa: Aye. And you'll be fighting Jones alone. How does that figure into your plan?
• Jack Sparrow: I'm still working on that. But I will not be going back to the Locker, mate. Count on that.

(Everyone shot thier pistols but they all clicked)

• -What just happen?
• Gibbs: Wet powder.
• Pintel: Wait! We can still use them as clubs! Ow!
• Ragetti: (bonks Pintel) Sorry. Effective, though.
• Will Turner: There's fresh water on this island. We can resupply there and get back to shooting each other later.
• Jack Sparrow: You lead the shore party. I'll stay with my ship.
• Barbossa: I'll not be leaving my ship in your command.
• Will Turner: Why don't you both go ashore and leave the ship in my command. Temporarily.

Finding the Kraken on shore/Will Turner's Double Cross

• Cotton's Parrot: (squawks) Mind the boat.
• Pintel: Criminy.
• Ragetti: Odds bodkins!

(The heroes are in shock to see the kraken left lying on the beach)

• Ragetti: Careful! Careful!
• -How long do you think?
• -I guess maybe 2 weeks or so.
• Pintel: You stupid fish!
• Ragetti: Actually it's a cephalopod.
• Pintel: Serves you right.
• Ragetti: Pin, I bet people would pay a shilling to see this.
• Pintel: And another shilling for a sketch of them sitting atop! Pintel and Ragetti, Kraken slayers.
• Ragetti: We could serve up a slice as a souvenir.
• Barbossa: Still thinking of running, Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know, the problem with being the last of anything...by and by, there be none left at all.
• Jack Sparrow: Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me.
• Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's nevera guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that's dead certain.
• Jack Sparrow: Summoning the Brethren Court, then, is it?
• Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad.
• Jack Sparrow: That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
• Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
• Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.

• -Well, is it ok?
• Barbossa: Poisoned. Fouled by the body.
• -Great, now what do we do for water?
• -I suggest we head towards the other side, maybe there's a fresher spring.
• Pintel: (seeing the dead body) Eh, I know him. He was in Singapore!
• -Singapore?
• -What's one of them doing here so early?
• -Unless...
• Cotton's Parrot: Singapore.
• Marty: Captain!
• Ragetti: Hoy!
• -What is it?
• Ragetti: We got company!
• -Wait a minute. That's Sao Feng's ship.

(Suddenly Tai Quan and his men pulled out guns on our heroes)

• Jack Sparrow: He's the captain.
• -Chicken.

(Sao Feng men cheered as they bring the captain heroes back upon the Black Pearl)

• Barbossa: Sao Feng....you showing up here, it is truly a remarkable coincidence.
• Sao Feng: (sees Jack hiding behind Barbossa) Jack Sparrow. You paid me great insult once.
• Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me.

(Sao Feng punches Jack in the nose)

• -Ooh.
• -That's gotta hurt.
• Jack Sparrow: (fixing his nose) Shall we just call it square, then?
• -Well, now that we got old scores out the way...
• -Care to tell us, what in the seven seas is going on here!
• Will Turner: Release her. She's not part of the bargain.
• -Bargain?
• Barbossa: And what bargain be that?
• Sao Feng: You heard Captain Turner. Release her!
• -I'm sorry, did he just say, "Captain Turner"?
• Gibbs: Aye, the perfidious rotter led a mutiny against us!
• -Will, what's the meaning of this?
• Will Turner: I need the Pearl to free my father. That's the only reason I came on this voyage.
• -WHAT!?!?!
• -Great, now that's 3 people who double cross us!
• Boa Hancock: Hey!
• -Ok, 2 double cross.
• Elizabeth Swann: Why didn't you tell me you were planning this?
• Will Turner: It was my burden to bear.
• Timon: Why, I oughta...Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im! Here, hold me back.
• Pumbaa: (grabs Timon's tail) Okay!
• Timon: Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im!
• Pumbaa: Okay! (lets go)
• Timon: I think you're missing the basic point here.
• Pumbaa: Oh.
• Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl. (to Elizabeth) And you felt guilty. (to Barbossa) And you and your Brethren Court. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
• -We missed you.

(Also Marty, Pintel, Ragetti, and even Jack (monkey) raised their hand)

• Jack Sparrow: I'm standing with them.
• Sao Feng: I'm sorry, Jack, but there is an old friend who wants to see you first.
• Jack Sparrow: I'm not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.
• Sao Feng: Here is your chance to find out. (shows Jack to a coming British ship)
• -Oh great.

Jack and Beckett's Deal

• Lord Beckett: Curious. Your friends appear to be quite desperate, Jack. Perhaps they no longer believe that a gathering of squabbling pirates can defeat the Flying Dutchman. And so despair leads to betrayal. But you and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we? It's not here, Jack.
• Jack Sparrow: What? What isn't?
• Lord Beckett: The heart of Davy Jones. It's safely aboard the Dutchman, and so unavailable for use as leverage to satisfy your debt to the good captain.
• Jack Sparrow: By my reckoning, that account has been settled.
• Lord Beckett: By your death? And yet here you are.
• Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
• Lord Beckett: And if Davy Jones were to learn of your survival?

(On another part of the ship)

• Bowser Koppa: (on transmission in Master Xandred's voice) You stubborn brat. Hancock, I ordered you destroy Pooh and his pals, but you dare go into Davy Jones Locker and bring them back. Why?

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• Sao Feng: My men are crew enough.
• Mercer: Company ship, company crew.
• Will Turner: You agreed. The Black Pearl was to be mine.
• Sao Feng: And so it was.
• Lord Beckett: Perhaps you'll consider an alternative arrangement. One which requires absolutely nothing from you but information.
• Jack Sparrow: (seeing 9 similar coins) Regarding the Brethren Court, no doubt. In exchange for fair compensation? Square my debt with Jones...guarantee my freedom?
• Lord Beckett: Of course. It's just good business.
• Jack Sparrow: Were I in a divulgatory mood, what then might I divulge?
• Lord Beckett: Everything. Where are they meeting? Who are the pirate lords? What is the purpose of the nine pieces of eight?
• Sao Feng: Beckett agreed the Black Pearl was to be mine.
• Mercer: Lord Beckett's not going to give up the only ship as can outrun the Dutchman, is he?
• Barbossa: Shame they're not bound to honor the code of the Brethren, isn't it? Because honor's a hard thing to come by nowadays.
• -Especially for a pirate who believes that people like Beckett will keep thier word.
• Sao Feng: There is no honor to remaining with the losing side. Leaving it for the winning side, that's just good business.
• Barbossa: The losing side, you say?
• -We're not losing.
• -We're just hitting a few setbacks.
• Sao Feng: They have the Dutchman. They have monster's armada. Now the Pearl! And what do the Brethren have? A bunch of children who don't even have what it takes to survive on these waters?
• Barbossa: We have Calypso.
• Sao Feng: (scoffs) Calypso. An old legend.
• Barbossa: No. The goddess herself, bound in human form. Imagine all the power of the seas brought to bear against our enemy. I intend to release her. But for that I need the Brethren Court. All the Court.
• Jack Sparrow: You can keep Barbossa. The belligerent homunculus and his friend with the wooden eye, both. And Turner. Especially Turner. The rest go with me aboard the Pearl where I'll lead you to Shipwreck Cove, where I will hand you the pirates and you will not hand me to Jones. Bloody fair deal, don't you think?
• Lord Beckett: And what becomes of Miss Swann?
• Jack Sparrow: What interest is she to you?
• Sao Feng: What are you proposing, captain?
• -We all want the same thing: to get rid of Beckett.
• -Your part in this deal is getting us out of this prediciment and honor the code.
• -But the question is, what do you want in return?
• Sao Feng: The girl.
• Elizabeth Swann: What?
• Lord Beckett: Jack. I've just recalled. I've got this wonderful compass, which points to whatever I want. So for what do I need you?
• Will Turner: Elizabeth is not part of any bargain.
• Barbossa: Out of the question.
• Sao Feng: It was not a question.
• -And besides, neither of you don't get a say after what you put us through.
• -Feeding Jack to the Kraken?
• -Selling out Jack to Beckett?
• -I mean, to save your dad, yes. But, still uncool dragging us with it.
• Elizabeth Swann: Well what about that other woman? She'd betray you to.
• -True, but she was honest about it.
• -And we forgave her about it.
• Jack Sparrow: Points to the thing you want most. And that is not the Brethren Court, is it?
• Lord Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
• Jack Sparrow: Me. Dead.
• Elizabeth Swann: Done.
• Will Turner: What? Not done.
• Elizabeth Swann: You got us into this mess. If this is what frees us, then done!
• Lord Beckett: Clever. Although, if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find Shipwreck Cove, is it, on my own. (pulls gun) Cut out the middle man, as it were.
• Will Turner: Elizabeth, they are pirates.
• Elizabeth: I have had more than enough experience dealing with pirates!
• Barbossa: Then we have an accord?
• Jack Sparrow: With me killed, you'd arrive at the cove, find it a stronghold, nigh impregnable...able to withstand blockade for years. Then you'd be wishing, " Oh, if only there was someone I had not killed inside to ensure that the pirates then come outside."
• Lord Beckett: And you can accomplish all this?
• Jack Sparrow: You may kill me, but you may never insult me. Who am I? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Done
• Beckett: You're mad.
• Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness. If I wasn't, this'd probably never work. And that was without even a single drop of rum. Send this pestilent, traitorous, cowhearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.
• -Which ship do we follow?
• Beckett: Signal the Dutchman to track down Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl. How soon can we have the ship ready to pursue?
• - Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along? Sir.

Sao Feng makes Elizabeth Captain/Elizabeth meets Bootstrap

(On Sao Feng ship)

• Sao Feng: (speaking Chinese) By this time tomorrow, we will arrive at Shipwreck Cove and you will be free. Calypso.
• Elizabeth Swann: Excuse me?
• Sao Feng: Not a name you fancy, I imagine, out of the many that you have...but it is what we call you.
• Elizabeth Swann: We being who?
• Sao Feng: You confirm it.
• Elizabeth Swann: Confirm what? You've told me nothing.
• Sao Feng: The Brethren Court, not I. The First Brethren Court, whose decision I would have opposed. They bound you to human form so the rule of the seas would belong to man and not...
• Elizabeth Swann: To me.
• Sao Feng: But one such as you should never be anything less than what you are.
• Elizabeth Swann: Pretty speech from a captor. But words whispered through prison bars lose their charm.
• Sao Feng: Can I be blamed for my efforts? All men are drawn to the sea, perilous though it may be.
• Elizabeth Swann: And some men offer desire as justification for their crimes.
• Sao Feng: I offer simply my desire.
• Elizabeth Swann: And in return?
• Sao Feng: I would have your gifts, should you choose to give them.
• Elizabeth Swann: And if I should choose not?
• Sao Feng: Then I will take...your fury.

(Sao Feng goes and kisses her but she shoves him off. Then unexpectedly cannon fire arosed on deck as Sao Feng is blasted and EITC soliders, Davy Jones' crew and a few other villains boarded the ship)

• Elizabeth Swann: Sao Feng?
• Sao Feng: (with a big piece of wood in his chest) Here. Please. (gives her his necklace) With all nine pieces of eight...you will be free. Take it! You are captain now.
• Elizabeth Swann: Me?
• Sao Feng: Go in my place to Shipwreck Cove.
• -Captain! The ship is taken. We cannot...
• Sao Feng: Forgive me... Calypso. (dies)
• Elizabeth Swann: Sao.
• -What did he tell you?
• Elizabeth Swann: He made me captain.
• You are not my captain.
• James Norrington: Elizabeth.
• Elizabeth Swann: James. James.
• James Norrington: Thank goodness, you're alive. Your father'll be overjoyed to know you're safe.
• Elizabeth Swann: My father's dead.
• James Norrington: No, that can't be true. He returned to England.
• Elizabeth Swann: Did Lord Beckett tell you that?
• Davy Jones: Who among you do you name as captain?
• -Captain. Her.
• Crew: (points to Elizabeth) (in Chinese)Her.
• Davy Jones: Captain?
• James Norrington: Tow the ship. Put the prisoners in the brig. The captain shall have my quarters.
• Elizabeth: Thank you, sir. But I prefer to remain with my crew.
• James Norrington: Elizabeth. I swear. I did not know.
• Elizabeth Swann: Know what? Which side you chose? Well, now you do.

(In the Dutchman brig)

• Elizabeth Swann: Bootstrap?
• Jimmy Legs (chuckles)
• Elizabeth Swann: Bootstrap. Bill Turner?
• Bootstrap: Bootstrap. You know my name.
• Elizabeth Swann: Yes, I know your son. Will Turner.
• Bootstrap: William. He made it. He's alive. And now he sends you to tell me that he's coming to get me. Triton's wounds. He's on his way.
• Elizabeth Swann: Yes, Will is alive. And he wants to help you.
• Bootstrap: He can't help me. He won't come.
• Elizabeth Swann: But you're his father.
• Bootstrap: I know you. He spoke of you. He can't save me. He can't come because of you.
• Elizabeth Swann: Me?
• Bootstrap: You're Elizabeth.
• Elizabeth Swann: Yes, I'm Elizabeth.
• Bootstrap: If Jones be slain, he who slays him must take his place. Captain... Forever. The Dutchman must always have a captain. And if he saves me... he loses you.
• Elizabeth Swann: I see.
• Bootstrap: He won't pick me. I wouldn't pick me. Tell him not to come. Tell him to stay away. Tell him it's too late. I'm already a part of the ship... and the crew.
• Elizabeth Swann: Bootstrap.
• Bootstrap: You know my name. You know my name.
• Elizabeth Swann: Yes, I know your son.
• Bootstrap: William. He's coming for me. Wait and see. You'll see. He promised.
• -Sir.
• Beckett: A breadcrumb trail. And we're meant to follow.
• -A betrayer among them? Or a trap?
• Beckett: A gambit by a skilled opponent. Adjust course, lieutenant.
• - Sir?
• Beckett: We can only hope to reach our destination before they run out of bodies.

Jack gives Will the compass

• Jack Sparrow: You escaped the brig even quicker than I expected. William, do you notice anything? Rather...do you notice something that is not there to be noticed?
• Will Turner: You haven't raised an alarm.
• Will Turner: Odd, isn't it?
• Jack Sparrow: Not as odd as this. Come up with this all by your lonesome, did you?
• Will Turner: I said to myself, "Think like Jack."
• Jack Sparrow: This is what you've arrived at? Lead Beckett to Shipwreck Cove so as to gain his trust...accomplish your own ends? It's like you don't know me at all, mate. And how does your dearly beloved feel about this plan? Ah. You've not seen fit to trust her with it.
• Will Turner: I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make for my father is a step away from Elizabeth.
• Jack Sparrow: Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away, you'll lose her for certain. If I might lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...avoid the choice altogether. Change the facts. Let someone else dispatch Jones.
• Will Turner: Who? You?
• Jack Sparrow: Death has a curious way of reshuffling one's priorities. I slip aboard the Dutchman, find the heart, stab the beating thing, your father's free from his debt, you're free to be with your charming murderess.
• Will Turner: And you're willing to cut out your heart and bind yourself to the Dutchman...forever?
• Jack Sparrow: No, mate. I'm free forever. Free to sail the seas beyond the edges of the map. Free from death itself.
• Will Turner: You have to do the job though, Jack. You have to ferry souls to the next world. Or end up just like Jones.
• Jack Sparrow: (groans) I don't have the face for tentacles. But immortal has to count for something, eh? Oh. (pulls out compass and hands it to Will)
• Will Turner: What's this for?
• Jack Sparrow: Think like me. It'll come to you. (breathes on Will making him fall into the water and throws him down a tied body) My regards to Davy Jones.
• Will Turner: I hate him.
• -Jack! Jack! Turner has escape!
• -And I think he was leading a trial for the enemy to find us.
• Jack Sparrow: Yes, I can see that now.
• -Hey there he is.
• -Should we go after him?
• Jack Sparrow: Leave him be. Back to stations.
• -What about Will? You know he'll bargain for his freedom.
• -Jack Sparrow: Don't worry. He know best not to bargain with the enemy...without the right price.

Norrington helping Elizabeth escape

• Fluttershy: This is really bad.
• -Yeah, we're stuck here, the villians are under Beckett's control and we're running out of options
• Applejack: We gotta get back to Pooh and the gang . They'd probably already figured out some way to defeat those monsters.
• Rainbow Dash: Any idea how we get out of here to do that?
• Spike: Too rusky. There's no way anybody could get through this.

(Suddenly, James Norrington comes in and opens the cell)

• James Norrington: Come with me. Quickly.
• Elizabeth Swann: What are you doing?
• James Norrington: Choosing a side. Do not go to Shipwreck Cove. Beckett knows of the meeting of the Brethren. I fear there may be a traitor among them.
• Elizabeth Swann: It's too late to earn my forgiveness.
• James Norrington: I had nothing to do with your father's death. But that does not absolve me of my other sins.
• Elizabeth Swann: Come with us. James, come with me.
• Bootstrap: Who goes there?
• James Norrington: Go. I will follow.
• Elizabeth Swann: You're lying.
• James Norrington: Our destinies have been entwined, Elizabeth...but never joined. (kisses her) Go, now. Back to your station, sailor.
• Bootstrap: No one leaves the ship.
• James Norrington: Stand down. That's an order.
• Bootstrap: That's an order. Part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew...
• James Norrington: Steady, man.
• Bootstrap: Part of the crew, part of the ship. All hands, prisoner escape!
• James Norrington: (pulls gun) Belay that!
• Elizabeth Swann: James!

(Making his last choice, James shoots the line connecting the ship, but Bootstrap stabs James in the chest)

• Elizabeth Swann: James! No!
• -Elizabeth, we need to go now!

(Then the Dutchman's crew and the villains arrived seeing the admiral's body)

• -What's the meaning of this?
• -It would seem that the admiral had a change of heart.
• -What do we do now? The prisoners escape.
• -Forget about them. We'll worry about that later.
• -For now, round up the admiral's men, now!
• Maccus: To the captain's cabin!
• All: Aye!
• Davy Jones: James Norrington. Do you fear death? (James stabs him before he dies) I take that as a "no." Nice sword.
• -Well, why are they still alive?
• -They have...the heart.
• Mercer: (holding key) The Dutchman is under my command.
• Davy Jones: For now.

Shipwreck Cove/ Will's deal

• Gibbs: Look alive and keep a weather eye. Not for naught it's called Shipwreck Island. Where lies Shipwreck Cove and the town of Shipwreck.
• Pintel: You heard him. Step lively.
• Jack Sparrow: For all that pirates are clever clogs, we are unimaginative when it comes to naming things.
• Gibbs: Aye.
• Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer who lost both of his arms and part of his eye.
• Gibbs: What'd you call him?
• Jack Sparrow: Larry.
• -Yep. Unimaginative.
• Barbossa: I do not renege on a bargain once struck. But we agreed on ends only. The means are mine to decide.
• Tia Dalma: (grabs Barbossa hands as it start to decay) Caution, Barbossa. Do not forget it was by my power you return from the dead. Or what it mean if you fail me.
• Barbossa: Don't you forget why you had to bring me back. Why I could not leave Jack to his well-deserved fate. It took nine pirate lords to bind you, Calypso. And it'll take no less than nine to set you free. Masters Pintel and Ragetti. Take this fishwife to the brig.
• Pintel: Right this way, Mrs. Fish.
• -Have you noticed something about Tia Dalma recently?
• -Yeah, she's been sticking around with Barboss for awhile.
• -Do you think they know something we don't?
• -Hard to say.
• -Keep an eye on them.

(Late that night, Davy and the villains arrive on the Endeavor to meet will Lord Beckett)

• Davy Jones: I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup.
• Lord Beckett: Apparently, you can.
• -This had better be important, Beckett.
• -Because we just recently had a jail break.
• -Thanks to Ms. Swann's ex love.
• Lord Beckett: I believe you know each other.
• Davy Jones; (chuckles) Come to join my crew again, Master Turner?
• Will Turner: Not yours. His. Jack Sparrow sends his regards.
• Davy Jones: Sparrow?
• Will Turner: You didn't tell him. We rescued Jack from the Locker along with the Black Pearl.
• -Oh yeah.
• -I thought he would've mention it.
• Davy: What else have you not told me?
• Lord Beckett: There is an issue far more troublesome.
• -Yes, it would seem that this Brethen Court has a secret weapon that would supposedly stop us from taking over.
• -So, Jones if I may, what do you know about someone named Calypso?
• Davy Jones: Not a person. A heathen god. One who delights in cursing men with their wildest dreams and then revealing them to be hollow and naught but ash. The world is well rid of her.
• Will Turner: Not quite so well, actually. The Brethren Court intends to release her.
• Davy Jones: No! They cannot! The First Court promised to imprison her forever. That was our agreement.
• Lord Beckett: Your agreement?
• -And by chance, how do "you" know about the promised of the court?
• -Like you play a role in this?
• Davy Jones: I showed them how to bind her. She could not be trusted. I... She gave me no choice. We must act before they release her.
• Will Turner: You loved her. She's the one. And then you betrayed her.
• Davy Jones: She pretended to love me. She betrayed me.
• Will Turner: And after which betrayal did you cut out your heart, I wonder.
• Davy Jones: Do not test me.
• Will Turner: I hadn't finished that. You will free my father. And you will guarantee Elizabeth's safety. Along with my own.
• Lord Beckett: Your terms are steep, Mr. Turner. We will expect fair value in return.
• Davy Jones: There is only one price I will accept: Calypso murdered.
• -Really now?
• -That's a steep offer.
• -So I wonder....can your heart handle the pain of losing her.....again?
• -Where is this Calypso person?
• Will Turner: Calypso's aboard the Black Pearl. Jack has sailed the Black Pearl to Shipwreck Cove.
• Lord Beckett: And with you no longer aboard her, how do you propose to lead us there?
• -Do you have any thing to offer.
• Will Turner: (pulls out compass) What is it you want most?

The Brethren Court

• Pintel: Look at them all.
• -To think there's this many pirates left in the world.
• Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
• Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.
• Barbossa: (calling the Brethen to order) As he who issued summons. I convene this, the Fourth Brethren Court. I first call to order this, I evoke that these crews to enter within Brethren Court and thier captains' a lordship within our ranks. Now then, to the originals, to confirm your lordship and right to be heard, present now your pieces of eight, my fellow cap'ns.

(All the other captain started putting in random junk in a bowl)

• -Those aren't pieces of eight.
• Pintel: They're just pieces of junk.
• -That's very....priceless for a court.
• -More like worthless.
• Gibbs: Aye. The original plan was to use nine pieces of eight to bind Calypso. But when the First Court met, the Brethren were to a one skint broke.
• -So why not change the name?
• Gibbs: To what? To "nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time?" Oh, yes. That sounds very piratey.
• -True.
• Barbossa: Master Ragetti, if you will.
• Ragetti: I kept it safe, just like you said when you gave it to me.
• Barbossa: Aye, you have. But now I need it back. (Knocks Ragetti's eye out)
• Vallenueva: Sparrow.
• Jack Sparrow: Might I point out that we are still short one pirate lord, and I'm as content as a cucumber to wait until Sao Feng joins us.  
• Elizabeth Swann: Sao Feng is dead.

(Elizabeth, her crew, ??????? appears behind Jack)

• Elizabeth Swann: He fell to the Flying Dutchman.
• Mistress Ching: The plagued ship.
• Jack Sparrow: He made you captain? They're giving the bloody title away now.
• -If you were there, you would too.
• -How did you escape?
• -Let's just say, Norrington finally made the right choice.
• -A little to late though.
• Elizabeth Swann: Listen. Listen to me. Our location has been betrayed. Jones is under the command of Lord Beckett. They're on their way here.
• Jocard: Who is this betrayer?
• Barbossa: Not likely anyone among us.
• Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
• Jack Sparrow: Not among us.
• Barbossa: It matters not how they found us. The question is, what will we do now that they have?
• Elizabeth Swann: We fight.

(Everyone started to laugh at her proposal)

• Mistress Ching: Shipwreck Cove is a fortress. A well-supplied fortress. There is no need to fight if they cannot get to us.
• -(whispers to ????) Not til we run out of supplies though.
• Barbossa: There be a third course. In another age, at this very spot, the First Brethren Court captured the sea goddess and bound her in her bones. That was a mistake. Oh, we tamed the seas for ourselves, aye. But opened the door to Beckett and his ilk. Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures, but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone. You all know this to be true. Gentlemen. Ladies. We must free Calypso.

(After a quick silence, everyone started to jeer and argue on Barbossa's proposal)

• Ammand: Shoot him.
• Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
• Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard.
• Tai Huang: Sao Feng would've agreed with Barbossa.
• Barbossa: Aye.
• -I don't know if that's a wise idea.
• -Agree. I mean, even if we release Calypso, what makes you so sure that she will keep her end of the bargain?
• -For all we know, she could be playing us right into her hands.
• Jocard: I agree with ???. Calypso was our enemy then, she will be our enemy now.
• Capitaine Chevall: It's unlikely her mood's improved.
• Vallenueva: I would still agree with Sao Feng. We release Calypso.
• Capitaine Chevall: You threaten me?
• Vallenueva: I silence you.

(Chevall punches Vallenueva and thus cause a major pirate fight between all the crews)

• Elizabeth Swann: This is madness.
• -But in all honesty, this is better I expected to be.
• -Yep, all trying to save themselves and maybe get some profit.
• Annoying Orange: They should get into politics.
• Elizabeth Swann: Meanwhile, our enemies are bearing down upon us.
• Barbossa: If they not be here already.

Calypso and Davy Jones meet again/We must fight...to run away Savages (Part 1)

(In the brig of the Black Pearl, Tia Dalma plays her music box until she closes it. Just then another music box starts to play. Tia Dalma looks in the shadow and sees a familiar face)

• Tia Dalma: My sweet. You come for me.
• Davy Jones: You were expecting me.
• Tia Dalma: It has been torture. Trapped in this single form. Cut off from the sea. From all that I love. From you.
• Davy Jones: Ten years I devoted to the duty you charged to me. Ten years I looked after those who died at sea. And, finally, when we could be together again...you weren't there. (closed the locket) Why weren't you there?
• Tia Dalma: It's my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
• Davy Jones: I do not love you.
• Tia Dalma: Many things you were, Davy Jones. But never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose...and so your self. And you did hide away what should always have been mine. (touches him and he suddenly reverts to being human)
• Davy Jones: (softly) Calypso.
• Tia Dalma: I will be free. And when I am, I would give you my heart. And we would be together always. If only you had a heart to give. (lets go of Jones and he reverts back to the way he is)

(Davy Jones puts his claw around her neck)

• Tia Dalma: Why did you come?
• Davy Jones: (tries to pull his claw from the cell, until he phases through it) And what fate have you planned for your captors?
• Tia Dalma: The Brethren Court? All of them, the last thing they will learn in this life... is how cruel I can be. And what of your fate, Davy Jones?
• Davy Jones: (softly) My heart will always belong to you. (leaves)

(Back with the Court, Barbossa stands on the table to get everyone attention)

• Barbossa: It was the First Court what imprisoned Calypso. We should be the ones to set her free. And in her gratitude, she will see fit to grant us boons.
• Jack Sparrow: Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I.
• Barbossa: If you have a better alternative, please, share.
• Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Aye. (goes around the table) Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, they'll devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... Or fish nature. So, yes, we could hole up here well-provisioned and well-armed. Half of us would be deadwithin the month. Which seems quite grim to me, any way you slice it. Or... Uh...As my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. I rather doubt it. Can we pretend she's anything other than a woman scorned like which fury raged hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio. We are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... (struggles for a bit) Captain Swann. We must fight.
• Barbossa: You've always run away from a fight.
• Jack Sparrow: Have not.
• Barbossa: Have so.
• Jack Sparrow: Have not.
• Barbossa: Have so.
• Jack Sparrow: Have not!
• Barbossa: You have so, and you know it.
• Jack Sparrow: Have not. Slander and calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do:We must fight...to run away.
• Gibbs: Aye!
• All: Aye!
• -As much I agree with Jack, there is one problem with his plan.
• -What's that?
• -According to the code, for the Brethren Court to declare an act of war, it must be done by the Pirate King.
• Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, I'm suppose to be the Pirate King!
• -No, Luffy. ( ) means the Pirate King of this court.
• Jack Sparrow: You made that up.
• Barbossa: Did ( ) now? I call on Cap'n Teague, keeper of the code.
• -Who's Captain Teague?
• Gibbs: He's the keeper of all the pirate code any pirate ever made. Abandoning it, would be a death sentence.
• Barbossa: And mostly importantly, he's also Sparrow's father.
• -Oh dear.
• -Sri Sumbhajee proclaims this all to be folly! Hang the code. Who cares a...? (suddenly shot and collaspe)

(Everybody turns to see Teague blowing off his gun)

• Captain Teague: Code is the law. (slowly comes forward) You're in my way, boy.

(Jack slowly moves out the way as 2 old men bring forth a huge book)

• Pintel: The code.
• Ragetti: As set forth by Morgan and Bartholomew.

(As the book is now placed, Teague whistles and the dog comes forth with a pair of keys)

• -Isn't that...?
• -How did he managed off that island?
• Captian Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
• Dog: (barks)
• Pintel: Sea turtles.
• Captain Teague: (looks through the book) Ah. Barbossa is right.
• Jack Sparrow: Hang on a minute. (looks for himself) "It shall be the duties, as the king, to declare war, parley with shared adversaries..." Fancy that.
• -Then, all we need now is a king to declare war.
• Capitaine Chevalle: There has not been a king since the First Court. And that's not likely to change.
• Captain Teague: Not likely.
• Elizabeth Swann: Why not?
• Gibbs: See, the pirate king is elected by popular vote.
• Barbossa: And each pirate only ever votes for hisself.
• -That makes since.
• -Well, we're basically down to 3 options: We hide here and do nothing....
• -We free Calypso..
• -Or we fight.
• -I don't see anyway out of it.
• Jack Sparrow: I call for a vote.
• -Second it.
• Captain Ammand: I vote for Ammand the corsair.
• Capitaine Chevalle: Capitaine Chevalle, the penniless Frenchman.
• -Sri Sumbhajee votes for Sri Sumbhajee.
• Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh Bear.
• Ash Ketchum: Ash Ketchum.
• Korra: Korra the Avatar
• Monkey D. Luffy: Monkey D. Luffy.
• Boa Hancock: Boa Hancock.
• Mistress Ching: Mistress Ching.
• Gentleman Jocard: Gentleman Jocard.
• Elizabeth Swann: Elizabeth Swann.
• Barbossa: Barbossa.
• Vallenueva: Vallenueva!
• -Well?
• Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth Swann.
• Elizabeth Swann: What?
• -Really?
• Jack Sparrow: I know. Curious, isn't it?

(The other pirates started arguing for Jack to vote for them)

• Jack Sparrow: Am I to understand that you lot will not be keeping to the code, then?

(Teague's guitar string broke a for a second)

• Mistress Ching: Very well. What say you, Captain Swann, king of the Brethren Court?
• Elizabeth Swann: Prepare every vessel that floats. At dawn...we're at war.
• Sri Sumbhajee: And so we shall go to war.
• All: (cheers as they prepare for battle)
• Jack Sparrow: What? You've seen it all, done it all. You survived. That's the trick, isn't it? To survive?
• Captain Teague: It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever.
• Jack Sparrow: How's Mum?

(Teague holds up her shrunken head)

• Jack Sparrow: She looks great.

(On the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones returns to the ship)

-So, how did your little reunion go?

Davy Jones: Still the woman I love but never cared.

-Don't worry. Once this is over, you get what you wanted.

-And what about Beckett.

-He'll get his. Cause at daybreak, we attack!

(The song Savages (Part 1 plays))

[Don Karnage]

What can you expect from filthy little heathens?

[???]

Their whole disgusting race is like a curse

[Jafar]

Their souls are fiendish red

[Joker]

They're only good when dead

[Winterbolt]

They're vermin, as I said, and worse!

[Villians]

They're savages! Savages!

[Oogie Boogie]

Barely even human!

[Villains]

Savages (2x)

[Davy Jones]

Drive them from our shore!

[Penguin]

They're not like you and me, which means they must be evil

We must sound the drums of war!

[Villains]

They're savages! Savages!

Dirty shrieking devils!

Now we sound the drums of war!

(On Shipwreck Cove)

[Simba]

This is what we feared, the enemy is a demon

The only thing they feel at all is greed...

[Grandpa Longneck]

Beneath that milky hide,

[Fflewddur Fflam]

There's emptiness inside...

[Heckle and Jeckle]

I wonder if they even bleed...

[Heroes]

They're savages! Savages!

[Genie]

Barely even human!

[Heroes]

Savages (x2)

[Jack Skellington]

Killers at the core...

[Yar]

They're different from us, which means they can't be trusted.

[Skipper]

We must sound the drums of war!

[Heroes]

They're savages! Savages!

First we deal with this one, then we sound the drums of war!

[Villains]

Savages (x2)

[Meowth]

Let's go get a few, men!

[Heroes]

Savages! Savages!

[Shere Khan]

Now it's up to you, men!

[All]

Savages (x2)

Barely even human

Now we sound the drums of war

Meeting on the sand

(The next day, the Brethren Court's ships stood waiting for their enemy to arrive)

• Boa Hancock: It's so quiet.
• -(in Doflamingo's Voice) Yeah. You can cut the tension with a knife heh.

(Suddenly one ship appears in the fog in the distance)

• Marty (POTC): The enemy is here! Let's take them!

(Everyone begins to roar at the approaching ship)

• -That's it just one ship?
• -This will be easy.
• -I wouldn't celebrating too early.

(Suddenly dozens of ships appeared in the distance, followed by the one of Bowser Koppa's flagships, and the Iron Vulture soaring above)

• -Oh that's not good.
• -That more than a couple.
• IT'S A WHOLE FLEET ARMADA !!!!
• -Now what?
• Cotton's Parrot: (flies off) Abandon ship. Abandon ship.

(Everyone now looks at Jack sternly)

• Jack Sparrow: Parley?

(In the middle of the small sand island between the two fleets, the leaders come to meet with the enemy)

• Barbossa: You be the cur that led these wolves to our door.
• Lord Beckett: Don't blame Turner. He was merely the tool of your betrayal.
• -If not him, then who?
• Lord Beckett: If you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left.
• -I think they're referring to you, Jack.
• -Really now?!?!
• Jack Sparrow: My hands are clean in this. Figuratively.
• -I wouldn't count on it.
• Will Turner: My actions were my own and to my own purpose. Jack had nothing to do with it.
• Jack Sparrow: Well spoke. Listen to the tool.
• Elizabeth Swann: Will, I've been aboard the Dutchman. I understand the burden you bear, but I fear that cause is lost.
• Will Turner: No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it.
• Lord Beckett: If Turner wasn't acting on your behalf, then how did he come to give me this? (shows the compass) You made a deal with me, Jack, to deliver the pirates. And here they are. Don't be bashful. Step up. Claim your reward.
• Davy Jones: Your debt to me is still to be satisfied. One hundred years in servitude aboard the Dutchman. As a start.
• -And that goes double for your friends.
• -And little Ms. Traitor over there.
• -Be as it may, we already paid our debt.
• Jack Sparrow: With some help.
• Davy Jones: You escaped.
• -Well, you never said anything about us escaping.
• -If I recall, you had your pet eat our friends. That's it.
• -Plus, if I recall it was either serve the Dutchman or have the kraken take us to the Locker.
• -We choose the locker.
• -Well, not really.
• Bottom line, we're off the hook.
• -Why you little pest....
• Elizabeth Swann: I propose an exchange. Will leaves with us...and you can take Jack.
• Will Turner: Done.
• Jack Sparrow: Undone.
• Lord Beckett: Done.
• Barbossa: Jack's one of the nine pirate lords. You have no right.
• Elizabeth Swann: King.
• Jack Sparrow: As you command, your nibs.
• Barbossa: Blackguard! (slashes Jack's piece of eight off his hair) If ye have something to say, I might be saying something as well.
• Jack Sparrow: First to the finish, then?
• Davy Jones: Do you fear death?
• Jack Sparrow: You've no idea.
• Lord Beckett: Advise your Brethren, you can fight, and all of you will die. Or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die.
• Elizabeth Swann: You murdered my father.
• -And sent James on this path and paid the price.
• Lord Beckett: They both chose their own fate.
• Elizabeth Swann: And you have chosen yours. We will fight. And you will die.
• Lord Beckett: So be it.
• Will Turner: King?
• Elizabeth Swann: Of the Brethren Court. Courtesy of Jack.
• Will Turner: Maybe he really does know what he's doing.

(On the Flying Dutchman, Jack is put in the brig until he meet up with his consciousness)

• Jack Sparrow (Conscious 1): Bravo! You've successfully arrived aboard the Dutchman as per the overall scheme.
• Jack Sparrow: Look...
• Jack Sparrow (Conscious 2): Oh, yes. Chapeau, mate. Except for this sojourn in the brig, it's utter clockwork.
• Jack Sparrow: Go away.
• Jack Sparrow (Conscious 1): What, back to the Locker?
• Jack Sparrow Conscious 2): Not without you, Jackie.
• Jack Sparrow (Conscious 3): Stab the heart. (coming from the wall as part of the ship) Live forever as captain of the Flying Dutchman. (takes his brain out) Then again...if you're in the brig...who's to stab the heart?
• Jack Sparrow (Conscious 2): Does seem to put immortality a bit out of reach.
• Jack Sparrow (Conscious 1): (looks in Jack's hair) Oh, peanut. (eats it)

Calypso's release/Elizabeth's Speech/ Savages (Part 2)

(On the Black Pearl)

• Elizabeth Swann: We'll need to use the Black Pearl as a flagship to lead the attack.
• Barbossa: Oh, will we now?

(Some of the crew brings up Tia Dalma all tied up in rope)

• Pintel: All right, Mrs. Fish. Come on.
• Will Turner: Barbossa, you can't release her.
• Elizabeth Swann: We need to give Jack a chance.
• Barbossa: Apologies, Your Majesty. Too long my fate has not been in me own hands. No longer. (takes her Piece of Eight)

(On the Endeavor)

• Lord Beckett: (preparing his men) The enemy...has opted for oblivion. Ready the fleet.
• Captain: To your stations.
• Gibbs: Be there some manner of rite or incantation?
• Barbossa: Aye. The items brought together, done. Items to be burned...and someone must speak the words: "Calypso, I release you from your human bonds."
• Pintel: Is that it?
• -That doesn't sound so hard.
• Barobossa: 'Tis said it must be spoken as if to a lover.
• Men: Ooh!
• -Ugh, men.
• Barbossa: Calypso, I release you from your human bonds! (light the oil but nothing happens)
• Pintel: Is that it?
• -Nothing happen.
• Ragetti: No, no, no. He didn't say it right. He didn't...You have to say it right.
• -Ok, Mr. Romantic, you do it then.
• Ragetti: Calypso...(whispers in her ear) I release you from your human bonds.

(Suddenly the items began burning and the bowl floated in the air)

• Will Turner: Tia Dalma. Calypso. When the Brethren Court imprisoned you, who was it that told them how? Who was it that betrayed you?
• Tia Dalma: Name him.
• Will Turner: Davy Jones.

(Suddenly she started to whimper as a begin growing a few inches)

• -That's not good.
• -She getting bigger!
• Pintel: This is it! This is it!

(She continues to keep growing until she's the size of a giant)

• Barbossa: Calypso! I come before you as but a servant, humble and contrite. I have fulfilled me vow and now ask your favor. Spare meself, me ship, me crew...but unleash your fury upon those who dare pretend themselves your masters...or mine.

(Calypso smiled for a moment, until she starts yelling an indistinct incantation before turning into a enormous cast of crabs and falling into the ocean)

• Will Turner: Is that it?
• Pintel: Why, she's no help at all. What now?
• Barbossa: Nothing. Our final hope has failed us.
• Elizabeth Swann: It's not over.
• Will Turner: There's still a fight to be had.
• Gibbs: We've an armada against us, and with the Dutchman, there's no chance.
• Elizabeth Swann: There's only a fool's chance.
• Barbossa: Revenge won't bring your father back, Miss Swann, and it's not something I'm intending to die for.
• Elizabeth Swann: You're right. Then what shall we die for? You will listen to me. Listen! (stands above deck) The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons. They will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do. By the sweat of our brows, and the strength of our backs...and the courage of our hearts. Gentlemen...hoist the colors.
• Will Turner: Hoist the colors.
• Ragett: Hoist the colors.
• Pintel: Hoist the colors!
• Gibbs: Aye. The wind's on our side, boys. That's all we need!
• All: (cheers)
• Elizabeth Swann: (to the Brethren Court) Hoist the colors!

(Soon all the pirates starting raising their flags and the song Savages Part 2 plays)

[Captain Hook]

This will be the day

(Let's go, men!)

[Simba]

This will be the hour!

Monkey D Luffy: (speaking) Let's go!

[Heroes]

We will see them dying in the dust.

[Korra]

I don't know what I can do.

Still, I know I've got to try.

[Villains]

Now we make them pay.

[Korra]

Eagle, help my feet to fly.

[Heroes]

Now without a warning.

[Korra]

Mountain, help my heart be great.

[Heroes]

Now we leave 'em blood and bone and rust.

[Korra]

Spirits of the Earth and Sky...

[Heroes and Villains]

It's them or us.

[Korra]

Please don't let it be too late...

[Heroes and Villains]

They're just a bunch of filthy, stinking...

[Heroes]

Savages!

[Villains]

Savages!

[Heroes]

Demons!

[Villains]

Devils!

[Captain Hook]

Kill them!

[100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance]

Savages!

[The New United Alliance of Evil]

Savages!

[Captain Hook and the villains]

What are we waiting for?

[Captain Hook, Villains, and Heroes]

Destroy their evil race until there's not a trace left.

[Korra]

How loud are the drums of the war?

[Captain Hook, Villains, and Heroes]

We will sound the drums of war! Savages! Savages!

[Captain Hook, Villains, and Heroes]

Now we sound the drums of war! Savages! Savages!

[Captain Hook, Villains, and Heroes]

Now we see what comes of trying to be chums.

[Captain Hook, Villains, and Heroes]

Now we sound the drums of...

[Korra]

Is this the death of all I love carried in the drumming of...

[Captain Hook, Villains, and Heroes]

War!

Maelstrom

• -We have a favorable wind, sir.
• Lord Beckett: Oh, so we do. Signal Jones to give no quarter. That should brighten his day.
• Mercer: To arms! We give no quarter!

(The crew shouted for battle while Davy Jones looks up to the circling sky in despair)

• Davy Jones: Calypso.

(Thunder clashes and it started to rain as Davy Jones screams in rage)

• Pintel: Have you noticed, on top of everything, it's raining?
• Ragetti: That's a bad sign.
• Gibbs: Man the capstan. Raise the main topyard. Keep that powder dry.

(Thunder continues to clash as the water starts to swirl in a giant whirlpool)

• Gibbs: Maelstrom!
• Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa! We need you at the helm.
• Barbossa: Aye, that be true. Brace up yards, you cack-handed deck apes. Dying is the day won'th living for.
• Mercer: Veer off!
• Davy Jones: She'll not harm us. Full-bore and into the abyss.
• Mercer: Are you mad?
• Davy Jones: Ha! You afraid to get wet?

(The two ships enters the malestrom)

• Will Turner: She's on our stern and gaining.
• Barbossa: More speed! Haul your wind and hold your water.
• Davy Jones: Bow cannons!

(The Dutchman's front cannon starts firing)

• -INCOMING!!!
• Will Turner: Take us out or they'll overbear us.
• Barbossa: Nay. Further in. We'll cut across to faster waters.
• Elizabeth Swann: Prepare to broadside.
• Gibbs: Captain the guns. Bear a hand.
• Will Turner: Muster your courage, men. At the ready.

(Back in the Flying Dutchman's brig, Jack is trying to think of a way out of his cell until he is reminded of what Will once said)

• Jack Sparrow: Leverage. Wish us luck, boys. We'll need it.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 1; I miss him already.
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 2: He is quite charming, isn't he?
• Jack Sparrow's Conscience 3: Nobody move. I dropped me brain.
• Gibbs: Batten down the hatches! Stand to your guns. Midship cannoneers, sight the masts.
• Mercer: Main battery at the ready!

(Both ships ready their guns)

• Gibbs: Hold there! Wait till we're board-and-board.
• Barbossa: Fire!
• Elizabeth Swann: Fire!
• Gibbs: Fire! Fire all!
• Davy Jones: Fire!
• Will Turner: Fire!
• Gibbs: Come on, men.
• Barbossa: It be too late to alter course now, mateys.

(Jack walks into Jones' organ room where Mullroy and Murtogg as guarding the chest)

• Mullroy: Halt there or we'll shoot.
• Jack Sparrow: Good one. I just come to get me effects. Admirable though it may be, why are you here when you could be elsewhere?
• Murtogg: Someone has to stay and guard the chest.
• Mullroy: There's no question, there's a breakdown in military discipline on this vessel.
• Murtogg: I blame the fish people.
• Mullroy: Oh, so fish people, by dint of being fish people, automatically aren't as disciplined as non-fish people?
• Murtogg: Seems contributory, is all I'm suggesting.
• Mullroy: It's true, if there were no fish people, there'd be no need to guard the chest.
• Murtogg: And if there were no chest we wouldn't need to be here to guard it.

(They both noticed that the chest is now gone)

• Mercer: Prepare to board!
• Davy Jones: Cover! (moves Mercer out of cannon fire and holds him)
• -Now?
• -Now.
• -Well, Mr. Mercer, it would seem that your services are no longer....required.
• Mercer: No!

(Jones tentacles wraps around Mercer's face and eventually kills him. As Jones heads down his ship, he spots Jack sneaking around)

• Davy Jones: Lookee here, boys. A lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly.
• Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But...never too late to learn, eh? (breaks a line and flies up to the top of the sail) Whoa!
• Davy Jones: (phases to meet Jack again) The chest, hand it over.
• Jack Sparrow: I can set you free, mate.
• Davy Jones: My freedom was forfeit Iong ago.

Will and Elizabeth Wedding

(Soon both ships sent thier men swinging to the other ship and attacking)0

• Will Turner: Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Will you marry me?
• Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time.
• Will Turner: Now may be the only time. I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
• Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa. Marry us.
• Barbossa: I'm a little busy at the moment.
• Will Turner: Barbossa, now.
• Barbossa: Fine, then. Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today... To nail your gizzards to the mast, you poxy cur.
• Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
• Elizabeth Swann: I do.
• Will Turner: Great.
• Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me...to be your wife...in sickness and in health...with health being the less likely?
• Will Turner: I do.
• Barbossa: As captain, I now pronounce you...You may kiss...You may kiss...Just kiss.
• Murtogg: Leave it.
• Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key.
• Jack Sparrow: I already have the key.
• Davy Jones: No, you don't.
• Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key. (slices the tentacle holding the key and knocks his blade out his hand)

(Jack attempts to strike, but Jones breaks his sword with his claw. Eventually, the both ships collided and Jack slips off the mast)

• Davy Jones: No! (grabs the chest with Jack holding on to it. He then flings Jack into the air until he caught by ???)
• Jack Sparrow: Oi. My pistol. (bonks ??? on the head, letting the rope go and shoots Jones, letting go of the chest)

(The chest drops on  ??? head and falls of the ship. Will grabs the chest until he is seen by Maccus)

• Maccus: Turner. (fights him until he's attacked by Monkey Jack)
• Will Turner: Thank you, Jack.

(He is then attack by his own father Bill Bootstrap Turner)

• Will Turner: Stop! It's me. It's Will. Your son.
• Gibbs: Go!

Battle on the Flying Dutchman

(Davy Jones sees Elizabeth boarding his ship)

• Davy Jones: Harridan! You'll see no mercy from me.
• Elizabeth Swann: That's why I brought this.
• Will Turner: (disarms Bill) I'm not going to kill you. I made you a promise. (strikes Jones)
• Davy Jones: Missed. Did you forget? I'm a heartless wretch. (twists Will's sword and throws him to the ground. As he was about to attack Will, he notice the spark between him and Elizabeth) Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed.
• Sora Takenouchi: No it’s not, you’re wrong!

(Davy Jones looks over to see Sora.)

• Sora Takenouchi: What you just said is not true at all! I may have known a little bit about love, because I know what it means to share my heart with others. And it’s going to take a lot more than you to break a bond like that.

(Sora's words taste bitter in Jones's mouth)

• Davy Jones: What does a whelp like you know about the heart?
• Applejack: Beckin, your pardon, Mr. Jones. But our Sora has the Crest of Love!
• Pinkie Pie: Especially, for her friends!
• Rainbow Dash: Serously, She has seen far more the world than you know!
• Rarity: I do believe she has learn so much during her adventures with us!
• Fluttershy: Mmm-hmm.
• Jack Sparrow: These whelps have far more of the world than you know.
• Davy Jones: What of it? (turns to Will) Tell me, William Turner, do you fear death?
• Jack Sparrow: Do you?

(Davy Jones sees that Jack has his heart and a broken sword)

• Jack Sparrow: Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.
• Davy Jones: You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow.
• Jack Sparrow: Cruel is a matter of perspective.
• Davy Jones: Is it? (suddenly stabs Will in the heart, making him suffer)
• Ash Ketchum: WILL!!!!!
• Elizabeth Swann: Will? Look at me! Stay with me! You're all right.
• Boothstrap: (sees the dagger) William? My son. (attacks Davy Jones)
• -GET HIM!!!!
• Elizabeth Swann: Will? Will? Look at me. Look at me!
• Davy Jones: (knocking everyone off him) You will not forestall my judgment.

(Suddenly, the heart was stabbed making Jones shiver. He turns to see that the heart was not stabbed by Jack but by Will)

• Davy Jones: (looks to the sky) Calypso. (falls to his demise)
• Barbossa: She's taking us down! Make quick or it's the Locker for us all!
• Elizabeth Swann: (shock that her husband has passed) No. No, no. No!
• -First her father, then James, and now poor Will.
• -Jack, can't we save him?
• -Is there anything we can do?
• Jack Sparrow: Part of the ship, part of the crew. The Dutchman must have a captain.

(The crew of the Ducthman started forming around our heroes)

• Jack Sparrow: (pulls Elizabeth away) Time to go.
• Bootstrap: The Dutchman must have a captain.

(Bootstrap then tabs Will)

• Jack Sqarrow: Hold on!

Cuttler Beckett's Death

• Jack Sparrow: Hold on. (shoots the line and parachutes to safety and the Flying Dutchman sink beneath the waves)
• Gibbs: Thank goodness, Jack. The armada's still out there. The Endeavor's coming up hard to starboard, and I think it's time we embrace that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions.
• Jack Sparrow: Never actually been one for tradition. Close haul her. Luff the sails and lay her in irons.
• Barbossa: Belay that, or we'll be a sitting duck.
• Jack Sparrow: Belay that "belay that."
• Gibbs: But the arma...
• Jack Sparrow: Belay.

Gibbs: The Endeav...

• Jack Sparrow: Stow. Shut it.
• -What are they waiting for?
• Beckett: He expects us to honor our agreement.

(Soon the Endeavor pulls out all the guns of both sides)

• Beckett: It's nothing personal, Jack. It's just good business.

(Suddenly the Flying Dutchman rises from the sea again)

• Beckett: Ah, she survived.

(The crew walks out and notice that they are all human again as they turn to their new captain)

• Will Turner: Ready on the guns.
• All: Guns ready.
• Jack Sparrow: Full canvas.
• Barbossa: Aye, full canvas.

(Both ship began to sandwich the Endeavor)

• -Orders, sir. Sir!
• Gibbs: Cap'n.
• Jack Sparrow: Fire.
• Gibbs: Fire!
• Will Turner: Fire!
• Barbossa: Fire!
• Elizabeth Swann: Fire, all!

(The cannon starts firing the enemy ship into pieces)

• Orders? Orders, sir?
• Sir, what do you command?
• Beckett: It's just...good business.
• Abandon ship!
• Abandon ship!
• -All hands, abandon ship!

(Beckett slowly walks down his doomed ship as it explodes as his body fall into the sea. Soon the rest of Beckett's Armada turns around)

• Marty (POTC): They're turning away!

(The pirates cheered in victory including Mullroy and Murtog who are now dressed as pirates)

• Cotton's Parrot: Wind in your sails.
• Mullroy: Shiver me timbers.

(The other pirate crew cheered in victory and threw their hats in the air)

• Venazula: Captain Turner!
• Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs.
• Gibbs: Cap'n?
• Jack Sparrow: You may throw my hat if you like.
• Gibbs: Aye, aye, cap'n. Hooray!
• Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.

Elizabeth's Departure/Will's Departure

• Bootstrap: Orders, sir?
• Will Turner: You're no longer bound to the Dutchman. You're free.
• Bootstrap: Aye. That's a fine thing, but...by my reckoning, I still have a debt that has to be paid. If you'll have me.
• Will Turner: On the wheel, then, Mr. Turner.
• Bootstrap: Aye, Captain Turner. This ship has a purpose again. And where we are bound...she cannot come. One day ashore. Ten years at seaThat's a steep price for what's been done.
• Will Turner: Depends on the one day.

(Gibbs walks up to Elizabeth)

• Gibbs: Your chariot awaits, Your Highness.

(She smiles, walking over to the crew gathered on deck. Barbossa addresses her)

• Barbossa: Mrs. Turner.

(She walks up to Pooh and his friends)

• Pooh: Elizabeth...
• Eeyore: Take care.
• Piglet: Good-bye Elizabeth.
• Tigger: Yeah, so long. Be sure to write. If you had the time.
• Rabbit: We'll miss you.
• Simba: Elizabeth. You have fought besides us for quite a while. And for that you have my thanks.
• Elizabeth: Thank you. Your Majesty.
• Pintel: Goodbye, poppet.
• Elizabeth Swann: Jack. It would never have worked out between us.
• Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling. Once was quite enough.
• Elizabeth Swann: Thank you.
• Will Turner: I'm going to need the other one. It's nearly sunset. It's always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?
• Elizabeth Swann: Yes. Yes. Will!
• Will Turner: Keep a weather eye on the horizon.

The Black Pearl gone again.

• -Are we all set?
• -Yep, all we need now is to tell Jack to say goodbye.
• -Here he comes now.
• Jack Sparrow: (with Scarlett and Giselle) Granted it tends to list to port, and has been, on occasion, known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
• Giselle: (seeing a tiny boat) Is that it?
• Scarlett: The Black Pearl.
• Giselle: It's not very big.
• Jack Sparrow: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish and...gone. Why is it gone? Oi, you lot.
• -What?
• Jack Sparrow: You wouldn't happen to know what's become of my ship have you?
• -Not really.
• -It was just here a few minutes ago.
• Giselle: Is that it there?
• Jack Sparrow: (sees it in the distance) Yes, there it is. Why is it there? It's much larger up close.
• Scarlett: (sighs) Jack, you promised to take us for a ride.
• Giselle: I was to be given the first ride.
• -Where's Gibbs?
• -Didn't he said he was watching it?
• -And he's asleep...over there.
• Scarlett: What? You?
• Giselle: Not what he said.
• Scarlett: (gasps) never!
• Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs? Any particular reason why my ship is gone?
• Gibbs: The ship? We're on the ship.
• -Check again, sleeping beauty.
• Gibbs: Jack! The ship's gone!
• Jack Sparrow: Really? (seeing the girls fight) Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious." By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

(Both girls slap Jack and he slaps Gibbs but he kind of deserves it)

• Well this is an awkward predicament.
• -Yeah.
• -Well, we can give some of our supplies to find you another ship until you get the Pearl back if you want.
• Jack Sparrow: Thanks mate. I'll need it.
• Gibbs: Take what you can.
• Jack Sparrow: Give nothing back.
• Gibbs: Tell me, ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?
• Giselle and Scarlett: Sea turtles?
• -Any idea who stole it?
• Jack Sparrow: I can hazard a guess.
• -Well, I guess this is where we say goodbye.
• Jack Sparrow: Indeed it is. Till we meet again.
• -Yep. You too.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh and Jack. I have a little something for you.
• -Well, Hancock, this compass will lead you back to your world.
• -And you use it if you ever want to visit again.
• Hancock: Well, if you ever need assistance, the full force of the Kuja Pirates will come rushing to your aid in a moment's notice. Please don't hesitate to call on us.
• -We won't.
• -Until next time.
• -Well, that was fun.
• -Yeah,
• -Except for the battle in a giant whirlpool though
• -True.
• -So Pooh Bear what was the thing that you gave Jack?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, if Barbossa was going to take Jack ship, I thought it would be fair to take something else.
• Barbossa: (feeding Jack (monkey)) Oh, you want a taste of this? Oh, that's a good boy! You're Daddy's boy. Oh, yes, you are. Oh, yes, you are.
• Pintel: Sir? Some of the men don't feel entirely settled about leaving Captain Jack behind.
• Ragetti: Again.
• Pintel: Again.
• Barbossa: Is that so?
• Pintel: t would make us feel a whole lot better regarding our fortunes if we could see that item you told us about.
• Marty (Pirate) On the charts.
• -Aye.
• Pintel: With our own eyes.
• Ragetti: To help put an ease to our burden of guilt, so to speak.
• Barbossa: Ah. Feast your eyes upon this, mateys. There's more than one way to live forever. Gents, I give you the Fountain of Youth. (opens it up, but sees there's a hole through it) Sparrow.
• -WHAT?!?!
• Tony Tony Chopper: You stole the sea charts and gave it to Jack!
• -Impressive.
• -Must be taking lessons from Nami.
• -Just what we need. Another cat burglar.
• Nami: Hey!
• -So you think he'll be okay.
• -Well, one thing's for certain. He's Captain Jack Sparrow the greatest pirate who ever lived.
• -Yeah, I think he'll be okay.
• -I wonder where he'll go next.

[Jack]

Yo ho, yo ho

A pirate's life for me

(Hums as he looks at the charts for the Aqua de Vida (Water of Life) and the ship of Ponce de Leon)

We're devils and black sheep

Really bad eggs

(Jack looks at his compass seeing it's pointing back, but pulls a bottle of root beer pointing north)

Drink up, me hearties

Yo ho