Pooh's Adventures of Shark Tale/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of Shark Tale.

The Prologue/"Hi, I'm Lenny!"/Southside Reef

• (One day in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh, Ariel, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Simba, Twilight Sparkle, SpongeBob, Alex, Skipper, Lincoln, Sora, Star, Marco and their friends are going on their next adventure)
• (The film starts with Pooh and the others waiting for Otis and his friends)
• Rabbit: What's taking Otis and his friends so long? They should be here by now.
• Kronk: Oh, don't worry, Rabbit, I'm sure they'll be there.
• Lincoln Loud: Yeah, maybe they're too busy partying all night at the barnyard.
• Tigger: Yeah, or maybe Otis is going on a motorcycle ride.
• Melody: You got a point, Tigger.
• Timmy Turner: Well, we just hope that they arrive in no time.
• Rainbow Dash: Good idea, Timmy.
• Lori Loud: Yeah, I hope you're right, Timmy.
• Marty: Yeah, and I think after they arrive, we'll be ready to go on our next adventure.
• Wanda: I hope so, Marty. I wonder where are they.
• Gloria: Speaking of which, do you and Genie see them, Melman?
• Melman: Let us see.
• (Genie and Melman see something)
• Melman: (gasps) They're coming, guys!
• Genie: We can see Otis and the others coming right now!
• (Otis and the others arrive)
• Otis: Hey, guys. Sorry we're late.
• Tigger: (laughs) No problem.
• Skipper: Yeah, don't worry about it. As long as you and your friends are already here, anyway.
• Rabbit: So what kept you guys so long? We almost left our next adventure without you guys.
• Peck: Sorry, Rabbit. It's because we've overslept until Otis woke us up.
• Otis: Yeah, and it's also because I have been grazing until my friends got me.
• Eeyore: It figures.
• Star Butterfly: So where are we going on our next adventure?
• Ariel: I think it's Southside Reef. You guys can use Genie's magic to breathe underwater, along with Melody, and me, Sebastian, Flounder, Tip and Dash use aqua-breathing.
• Peck: Can do. Ready?
• Rainbow Dash: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
• Twilight Sparkle: Alright, guys. Move out!
• Fluttershy: But, but... (screams)
• (As the opening credits appear, a worm panics as he hangs onto the hook of a fishing rod for dear life. The worm screams as he plunges into the ocean, holding his breath. The worm looks around the vacken ocean. Behind him, a silhouette of a shark swims by. The worm looks over, then sees the shark silhouette swimming towards him. He muffles in panic as bubbles rise from his mouth. Behind him, the real shark opens its mouth. The worm gapes)
• Lenny: Hi! I'm Lenny. (The worm passes out) Oh, little buddy! Did I scared you? I'm sorry. Wake up. Wake up. (The worm wakes up) OK, don't worry about it, I'm gonna get you out in a jif. Just keep holding your breath, little wormie.
• Frankie: (voiceover) Yo, Lenny!
• Lenny: Oh! Coming, Frankie!
• Frankie: (voiceover) Well, move it! Come on. Pop is waiting.
• Lenny: Here we go. And... (frees the worm from the hook) Gotcha! OK, buddy, you're free. Now escape. Go! Just go. Cry for freedom. (yelps as Frankie appears right in front of him) Oh! You almost gave me a heart attack.
• Frankie: Lenny, what were you doing?
• Lenny: What? I was just, uh... (picks up some flowers) ...picking you some flowers. (Frankie hits him, causing him to drop the flowers) Hey! Mom said it's not OK to hit. (Frankie hits him again) Aah!
• Frankie: Mom's not here. (hums the Jaws theme song)
• Lenny: Don't. Don't! Oh, that song gives me the creeps.
• Frankie: What do you mean? It's our theme song.
• (As the other opening titles appear, a fish appears on a jumbotron)
• Katie Current: Are they gone? Are they gone? Are you sure? (gives a news report) Good morning, Southside Reef! I'm Katie Current, keeping it current. We just received an official confirmation. The sharks are gone. I repeat, the sharks are gone.
• (As a swarm of fishes swim around Southside Reef, the title "Pooh's Adventures of Shark Tale" appears. The title ripples, then explodes into sea dust)
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• Katie Current: Up next, a mother of 800 tells us how she does it all. But first, over to Janice for traffic report.
• Janice: Thanks, Katie. Slight congestion here on the Inter-reef 95, there's an overturned mackerel. The authorities are trying to calm him down.
• (A mackerel cries while upside down)
• Janice: Get out those shell phones, and call it to the boss. Because you'll be late.
• Taxi Fish #1: (screaming in Hindi)
• Taxi Fish #2: Don't you yell at me! My mother is your mother, OK?!
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• Prawn Shop Owner: Yep, it's fake.
• Clam: Fake?! I worked 8 years on that!
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• Katie Current: According to the latest scallop poll, a fear of sharks is at all-time high. Join us tonight for an in-depth report. How long was the reef live under siege? Is there no hero among us? And who can stop this shark menace?

Arriving at Southside Reef/Oscar's Introduction

• (The scene cuts to Pooh and the others diving into the water, thanks to the breathing wish from Genie, except Ariel, Flounder, Sebastian, Tip and Dash)
• Timmy Turner: We're here.
• (Everyone looks amazed at Southside Reef)
• Marty: This place reminds me of New York City.
• Peck: It's amazing.
• Genie: Oh, it is, indeed.
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• (In a penthouse, a yellow, blue, green and white fish wearing a cap, shades and gold chain faces us)
• Oscar: (breaking the fourth wall) Hi. I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have no idea. (dances as hip-hop music plays) Welcome to my crib! The good life. The way the other half lives. Check it out. I got my 60-inch Hi-Def flat-screen TV with 6-speaker Surround. CD, DVD, PlayStation hook-up, and a 8-track player for days when you're feeling just a little... (beat-boxes) ...old school! Hahahahaha! Because even a superstar, Mack Daddy fish like me, has to have the basic necessities.
• Shorty #3: Yeah. Like money.
• (As the shorties laugh, the camera pulls back from them and Oscar, to reveal a billboard of the penthouse)
• Oscar: Come on, shorties. Why are y'all messing with my fantasy?
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• Crazy Joe: See ya, Oscar! (laughing)

Whale Wash/Pooh and his friends meet Oscar and Angie

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• Winnie the Pooh: Hello! Is anybody here?
• Oscar: Whoa! Hey, Angie, look at this. Visitors!
• Angie: Hello there.
• Oscar: Who are you guys?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger, and Rabbit, and Kronk, Ariel, Sebastian, Flounder, Melody, Tip, Dash, Genie, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip, Peck, Freddy, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Eugene Krabs, Sandy Cheeks, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, and Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me "Pooh" for short.
• Sora: Hi. I'm Sora, and this is Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz.
• Tigger: Yep. Hoo-hoo-hoo! And that's our names. Uh, who are you?
• Oscar: My name is Oscar, and this is Angie.
• Angie: Whoa! (Tigger pounces on her)
• Tigger: Well, nice to meet you, Angie-Girl. I'm Tigger. T-I-double "guh"-UHR. That spells "Tigger".
• Angie: Yes, I know. And why did you pounced on me?
• Tigger: Because that's what Tiggers do best.

Don Lino's Introduction/Sykes gets fired

• Don Lino: That's it! That's it! You are out!
• Sykes: What?! (inflates; high-pitched voice) What do you mean I'm out?
• Don Lino: You're fired!
• (Don Lino bats Sykes, sending him flying into a portrait of a woman)

Indigestion/"Soap in the eye!"

• (The scene cuts to the whale wash)
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• (A rumbling sound is heard)
• Timmy Turner: Uh, Pooh, tell me that's your stomach.
• Winnie the Pooh: It's not me, Timmy.
• Oscar: Uh-oh. Indigestion. She's gonna blow!
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• (burp!)
• (slime splashes onto Oscar's face. The other workers laugh)

Ernie and Bernie/In Sykes's Office/"Unpleasant"

• Timmy Turner: Is that your boss?

The Race/Meeting Lola/"Lucky Day Is Down"

• Oscar: Five thousand on Lucky Day to win!

• Goofy: Uh. Sykes, you're mad and all, but will you fire Oscar if Lucky Day loses.
• Sykes: Worst!
• Lincoln Loud: How worst?

• Ariel: (sighs) Oscar, if you don't want things to get worse, then hope and prey this horse of yours win.
• Sykes: You right he should. Bet my five thousand. (scuff and notice Oscar and his friends on his seat) Hey, hey, hey! Out of my seat, you and his freak friends, outta my seat!

Frankie teaches Lenny how to be a shark/Frankie's Death/"Did you killed that shark?"/"Sharkslayers"

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• Lenny: Tastes just like chicken. Mmm. Mmm.
• Frankie: Oh, no. No.
• Lenny: What did I told you guys?!
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• Frankie: That's it. I had it up to here. (yells as he charges)
• Lenny: (gasps)
• Oscar: Oh, no!
• Pumbaa: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
• Timon: Whoa!
• Otis: Oh, milk me!
• Lenny: Hurry, swim!
• Rabbit: Run! Run! We gotta run!
• Sebastian: (shrieks) Go, go, go!
• Timmy Turner: And that's when the heroes decided to... RUN!!!
• Otis: RUN IN FEAR!!!!
• Simba: Come on, guys!
• Lincoln Loud: Time to do the running man.
• Sandy Cheeks: Don't just stand there, move!
• Gloria: Marty, run!
• Marty: GAH!!!
• Skipper: Pull back, men! Pull back!
• Applejack: Come on!
• Twilight Sparkle: Hurry! Hop on! (Spike and Melody hop onto Twilight's back)
• Marco Diaz: This way!
• (Oscar, Pooh and the others run away from Frankie, who chases them, as Ariel, Flounder, Sebastian, Tip and Dash swim alongside Oscar, Pooh and the others)
• Lenny: No! Frankie, wait!
• Oscar: Get your boy! Get your boy!
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Run faster, guys!
• (Just as Frankie is about to kill Oscar, Pooh and the others, something lands on top of him. Ernie and Bernie look over at the cloud of sand. Oscar, Pooh and their friends cower in fear. Lenny finds Frankie pinned under an anchor)
• Lenny: (gasps) Frankie! (bites the chain of the anchor and tosses it aside as Oscar, Pooh and the others watch)
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• Frankie: Moron! (exhales, then dies)
• Lenny: Frankie! No! (wails) NO!!!!!! (sobs, voice breaking) This is all my fault! I'm so sorry, Frankie! How am I ever gonna explain this to Pop? Oh, no! (swims away)
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• Bernie: Oscar, Pooh Bear, did you and your friends killed that shark?
• (Oscar, Pooh and the others look at each other with a smug look)
• Oscar: Uh... Yeah.
• Simba: Yes, we did.
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• Oscar: Who else wants to go to the penthouse?
• SpongeBob SquarePants: I do!
• Sandy Cheeks: I do!
• Patrick Star: I do!
• Squidward Tentacles: I don't.
• Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes, you do! You can't stay here by yourself! Now you're coming with us to the penthouse or you're fired!
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• Twilight Sparkle: Well, if the others do go to the penthouse, then I'm coming with you, Oscar.
• Spike the Dragon: So do I.
• Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! If she's going, we're going with her! Right, girls?
• Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I'm so nervouscited!
• Applejack: You do release that's not a real word, right?
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Frankie's Funeral/Don Lino meets the villains

• (At Frankie's funeral)
• Don Feinberg: Frankie, we'll miss you.
• All sharks: To Frankie.
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• (Don Lino looks over his shoulder to see the other villains)
• Don Lino: Who are you guys?
• Ursula: I am Ursula, and this is my sister, Morgana.
• Jafar: I'm Jafar. This is my parrot, Iago.
• Vicky: I am... (plays dramatic music on an organ) ...VICKY!!!
• Mr. Crocker: I'm Denzel Crocker.
• Nora Beady: I am Noreena Beady, call me Nora.
• Scar: I'm Scar, and these are my henchmen, Shenzi, Banzai and Ed.
• Yzma: It's me, Yzma!
• Sheldon J. Plankton: The name's Plankton. Sheldon Plankton.
• Pete: I am Peg-Leg Pete.
• Morag: I am Morag, the former duchess of Loch Loud.
• Dr. Blowhole: And I am Dr. Blowhole, and this is my partner-in-crime, Makunga.
• Don Lino: Well, pleased to meet you. I am Donald Edward Lino, but you can call me Don.
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• Don Lino: Let's destroy the Sharkslayer and his friends in order to avenge Frankie's death. Do we have a deal, fellas?
• Dr. Blowhole: It's a deal! (shakes fins with Don Lino, then laughs maniacally) Whoa, whoa! (falls off his scooter) I'm OK.

Oscar, Pooh and the others meet Lenny

• Shark #1: Lenny! Where the heck is he? (shouts) LENNY!!!
• Shark #2: Hey! What are you doing? There are Sharkslayers out here. You wanna be next?
• Shark #1: Oh, yeah. (whispering) Lenny! Lenny!
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• Lenny: I didn't catch your name.
• Oscar: Oscar. This is Winnie the Pooh and their friends.
• Lenny: I'm Lenny. Hi.
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Sneaking Lenny In

• (Oscar lifts a manhole cover as the camera shares his point of view)
• Oscar: OK, guys, follow my every move, and don't make a sound.
• Pinkie Pie: Okey-dokey, lokey.
• Lenny: Got it. Ooh! An echo. Echo! (announcer voice) Now fighting for the Southside Sharks, number 15... (Oscar slaps him offscreen) Ow! It's not OK to hit!
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Ending

• (At the penthouse, Lola exits the elevator)
• Lola: Hello? Hello? Oscar? Listen, baby, I know that I was a bad girl, but come on, you'd have to be crazy not to take me back.
• Crazy Joe: Did someone say "crazy"?