Pooh's Adventures of Spider-Man: No Way Home/Transcript

Identity Exposed[]

(The movie begins)

[OVER SONY LOGO:]

Pat Kiernan [vo]: We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, a.k.a. Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning, you may find this video disturbing.

[OVER COLUMBIA LOGO:]

Quentin Beck [vo]: I managed to send the Elemental back through the dimensional rift, but I don't think I’m gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason! He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else!

E.D.I.T.H. [vo]: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.

Peter Parker [vo]: Do it! Execute them all!

[DRONES FIRE! Explosions from the Tower Bridge.]

[OVER MARVEL LOGO:]

Pat Kiernan [vo]: This shocking video was released earlier today, on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net.

J. Jonah Jameson [vo]: There you have it, folks: Conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time. But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.

Quentin Beck [vo]: Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is...

[A distorted sound vortex, then...]

[The image glitches.]

[EXT. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - DAY]

[The last moments of Quentin Beck's panicked broadcast from the end of Far From Home, as he tells the whole world that...]

Quentin Beck (cont'd): Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker!

[Peter Parker's school photo appears on the jumbo screen.]

[Spider-Man, crouched on the streetlamp, watches J. Jonah Jameson on the jumbo screen and clutches his head in a panic.]

Spider-Man: What the h--?!

[He's silenced by a passing car honk.]

J. Jonah Jameson: That's right, folks. Peter Parker, a seventeen year old high school delinquent, harboring a homicidal hunger is, in fact, the vile vigilante villain Spider-Man...

(Down at the streets Pooh and the rest of the gang gasp in horror seeing the whole thing)

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Damage Control[]

(AMATEUR PHONE CAMERA FOOTAGE of Spider-Man being doused with green paint as someone yells while Pooh and the others shocked in horror)

Mysterio Fanatic: Murderer! Mysterio forever!

Ash Ketchum: (angry) HEY! Pikachu, use thundershock!

Pikachu: Pika... CHUUUUU! (He's used the thundershock to Mysterio's fan)

Mysterio Fanatic: (Scream in pain) I'm outta here. (He runs away)

And then, another Mysterio fans throw the trash to Peter until Simba, Nala and Bagheera roars them and they run and scream.

Simba: GO AWAY!!!

Nala: AND LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

Bagheera: And we don't make use our roars to you!!!

Sora (KH): Yeah! So go away!!!

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INT. PETER & MAY'S APARTMENT- NIGHT

[A loud knock at the front door.]

Stern Voice [offscreen]: Federal agents! Open up!

May Parker: Federal agents? [to Peter Parker, walking to the door] You stay there!

[May Parker opens the door to a group of Damage Control agents led by Agent Cleary, who holds out an ID.]

Special Agent Cleary: Department of Damage Control. We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker.

May Parker: You know the Fourth Amendment?

Special Agent Cleary: Sure.

May Parker: "Unreasonable search and seizure?"

Special Agent Cleary: (over his shoulder) Get in here, guys. Let's go!

[As DoDC agents push past May Parker--]

[FLASH! Agents photograph evidence inside the apartment:]

[-- A framed photo of Ned Leeds and MJ at the school dance in Homecoming.]

[-- The Iron Spider Suit charging chamber, next to a sign that reads: "Iron Spider Charging. DO NOT UNPLUG."

[-- The glasses Tony left to Peter Parker in Far From Home.]

Peter Parker [vo]: I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did.

INT. DAMAGE CONTROL - INTERROGATION ROOM #1 - LATER (NIGHT)

[Special Agent Cleary interrogates Peter Parker.]

Special Agent Cleary: The drones that are yours.

Peter Parker: No... Well, look... Nick Fury was there the entire time. Just ask him and he can explain everything.

Special Agent Cleary: Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year.

Peter Parker: (totally confused) What?

MJ (offscreen): Peter!

[Just outside the glass walls of the interrogation room, DoDC agents bring in May Parker, MJ, and Ned Leeds for questioning.]

Peter Parker: MJ! Uh... They have nothing to do with it, sir!

MJ / May Parker: [in unison] Don't say anything without a lawyer!

INT. DAMAGE CONTROL - INTERROGATION ROOM #2 - LATER (NIGHT)

[MJ is interrogated.]

MJ: I want a lawyer.

Special Agent Cleary: Miss Jones Watson...

MJ: Jones. I don't go by Watson.

Special Agent Cleary: Miss Jones... Why do you want a lawyer if...

MJ: ..."I have nothing to hide?"

Special Agent Cleary: Exactly. Unless...

MJ: ..."I'm actually guilty of something?" I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights.

Special Agent Cleary: Just answer my questions. [as MJ waves at a camera] I've seen your file. You're a smart, young woman with a bright future ahead of her. Why would you risk it all by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

INT. DAMAGE CONTROL - INTERROGATION ROOM #3 - LATER (NIGHT)

[Ned Leeds sits, scared. Special Agent Cleary enters with a fellow DoDC agent.]

Special Agent Cleary: So sorry to keep you waiting. (to another cop) Can we get Ned a snack, please? He's been waiting. [as he leaves] Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

Ned Leeds: [uneasy] I'm not supposed to say anything to you.

Special Agent Cleary: [leaning against a nearby wall] No, Ned. Not even a thing. I just have one question... When MJ told you that Peter was Spider-Man--

Ned Leeds: [interrupting] Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Special Agent Cleary: What's up?

Ned Leeds: I knew way before MJ did. I was Spider-Man's "Guy in the Chair".

Special Agent Cleary: [smiling] Oh, I know about those. I mean, half the guys have Guys in the Chair.

Ned Leeds: Exactly! You wouldn't know... I literally helped him find the vulture.

Special Agent Cleary: (impressed) I didn't know that.

Ned Leeds: (proud) And I helped him hack his suit once, and kinda helped him get to space.

Special Agent Cleary: So, in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism... [drops the act, stone faced] ...you were his main accomplice.

Ned Leeds: [beat, anxious] I would like to have my words stricken from the record.

INT. DAMAGE CONTROL - INTERROGATION ROOM #4 - LATER (NIGHT)

[May is interrogated by Cleary.]

May Parker: With all due respect, and I mean that very insincerly...

[Cleary hums in agreement.]

May Parker: ...unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us, legally, you can't hold us here.

Special Agent Cleary: You should definitely lawyer up.

Special Agent Cleary: You should lawyer up. Child endangerment's a nasty rap.

May Parker: Excuse me?

Special Agent Cleary: The boy was entrusted to you, and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother, you not only allowed him to endanger himself, but you actually encouraged it. Who does that?

May Parker: I wanna see Peter right now!

Ash Ketchum: (Grabs Cleary's wrist and glares right into his eyes) He thinks that gullible self-righteous hypocritical morons like yourself should try looking beyond Mysterio's tricks and lies instead of ruthlessly interrogating innocents!

Represented by Matt Murdock/Condominium Relocation[]

Happy Hogan: (grimacing) At least they used a good picture.

Peter Parker: (defeated) What is happening?

[A white cane strikes the floor with a loud thud. Pull back to reveal, Peter's lawyer--]

Matt Murdock: (on the phone) That's great. Thank you. (hangs up) Well, I have some good news, Peter. I don't believe any of the charges against you are gonna stick.

Peter Parker: (relieved) Wait, seriously?

May Parker: Oh, I knew it!

Peter Parker: Oh, my gosh. Mr. Murdock, thank you. That's...

May Parker: Thank you, Matt.

Peter Parker: That's amazing.

Matt Murdock: You're welcome.

Happy Hogan: Perfect.

Matt Murdock: However... Mister Hogan?

Happy Hogan: Yes?

Matt Murdock: The feds are actively investigating the missing technology. I understand you're loyal to Mr. Stark and his legacy, but if you were involved...

Happy Hogan: If I was involved?

Matt Murdock: I might secure a lawyer.

Happy Hogan: I need a lawyer, because I'm un... I'm under inves... I thought, you said, there's no charge. I could say under advisement of counsel, I refuse to answer the question respectfully because I... the answer could incriminate me. There's a saying in Goodfellas. What did they say in Goodfellas?

May Parker: I know that's what you think. Calm down. Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

Matt Murdock: You're gonna need a really good lawyer. (to Peter) Peter. We may have dodged your legal troubles, but things will get much worse. There is still the court of public opinion.

[A projectile bursts through the window... hurling right at the four of them until--]

[Despite being completely blind, Murdock deftly catches it in midair!]

Mysterio Truther [vo]: Mysterio forever!

[The others look up, mildly shocked. Peter Parker takes the brick from him, disbelieving.]

Peter Parker: How did you just do that?

Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.

[Reveal the projectile is a brick wrapped in newspaper. On it, someone has misspelled: "WE BELIEVE MYSTERIO."]

May Parker: We're gonna need a safer place to live.

[Cut to an aerial shot of Happy Hogan's condominium on Long Island. Three locks click open in succession. As Peter Parker and May enter Happy's apartment, we hear a horribly loud security alarm blaring. May Parker, grunting and trying to cover her ears, turns it off immediately.]

Thermostat [vo]: Alarm systems, deactivated.

May Parker: (looking around) It looks nice and... safe.

[DUM-E, Tony's robot arm, waves towards the visitors. Happy Hogan steps into the doorway, holding a plant and more luggage.]

Happy Hogan: Welcome to the spiritual oasis. You like Donkey Kong Jr.?

[At night, Peter is futilely trying to remove the green paint from his costume. He grabs a nearby piece of cloth to be used, revealing a big case with a Stark Industries logo on it. In the background, on the radio, an angry citizen expresses their opinion about the potential addition of Captain America's shield to the Statue of Liberty. He turns around and sees the label on the case: technology that was probably "borrowed" some time ago]

Peter Parker: Oh, Happy...

[Cut to Peter and MJ having a video chat]

MJ: Did you send in your applications yet?

Peter Parker: I literally just finished my MIT one. You?

MJ: Same. Imagine if we both got in?

Peter Parker: And Ned?

MJ: Yeah, but... we have to take scholarships so we could actually go.

Peter Parker: Come on. You got good scores, and good grades, and...

MJ: You think I'm being too pragmatic.

Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.

Happy Hogan: [suddenly] Wrap it up. [Peter turns around] You both like each other. We get it. Hang up. There's no new ground being broken, okay? I need my eight hours.

Peter Parker: Have you been listening this whole time?

MJ: Hi, Happy.

Happy Hogan: Not by choice.

Peter Parker: MJ says hi.

Happy Hogan: Hello.

Back to School[]

[Cut to next day, morning. We're at Midtown High.]

Betty Brant: We're covering the first day of senior year for Midtown High's most famous student, Peter Parker! Go get 'em, Tiger! Or should I say, Spider? The crowd has continued to grow here all morning long at the Midtown School of Science... The crowd seems evenly divided between supporters of Spider-Man, and protesters.

[Betty Brant couldn't be more right in her description. The two sides of the conflict stand separated from one another through a barricade, booing or cheering the approaching couple. Peter and MJ walk with their hands being held together, aware of the weight of their situation.]

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Random Man #2: Mysterio forever! Murderer!

Random Man #3: Do a flip!

Ned Leeds: [to some other randos] Back off!

Random Student #3: Who are you?

Ned Leeds: I'm Ned Leeds. I'm Spider-Man's... Peter Parker's best friend.

Flash Thompson: (interrupting) ...Peter Parker's best friend. You come at my boy? You come at Flash Thompson. You wanna read about our inspiring friendship? You can now from my new book, Flashpoint. [shows the book as Ned passes him] One spider, two hearts, a million crazy memories. Check it out.

[Flash Thompson advances. Before Peter Parker can go in, he's searched by some policemen through a metal detector. MJ stops as she's waiting for her turn.]

MJ: Go. Go, go, go. Go!

Peter Parker: No, wait up... I'll see you inside, okay?

[In the school, we see a screen showing Betty Brant continuing her news report]

Betty Brant: Keep watching Midtown News all year long as we bring you up close and personal coverage of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet: college admissions.

[At the entrance, Peter Parker notices his former teachers: Roger Harrington, Julius Dell and Andre Wilson, preparing to welcome him back.]

TBA: Back off. You back off or I'll break it.
Coach Wilson: What's your problem?
TBA: You're the problem, you disgraced me. What kind of man are you? You know he can't fight back. So why don't you try picking on someone who can fight back?
Coach Wilson:

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TBA: You shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you. Now back off!
Coach Wilson: Hey, TBA? What's it like being a friend to a murderer?
TBA: I don't know, Wilson. What's it like being a useless paranoid pinhead like you?

College Admission Problems[]

Enlisting Doctor Strange/Tampering with the Spell[]

Peter Parker: (waving) Um... Hi.

[They stop and stare at him]

Peter Parker: Hi! I'm...

[A sudden portal opens. Wong, Strange's best friend, steps out of it. He's fittingly wearing a large coat lined with fur and is carrying several cases.]

Wong: The most famous person in the world. I know. (introducing) Wong. (pointing) Try not to slip. We don't have liability insurance.

Peter Parker: Is all this for a holiday party?

Wong: [closing the portal] No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. Blizzards blasted through.

[An abrupt swoosh can be heard. Doctor Stephen Strange floats down the stairs through his Cloak of Levitation, holding a mug, wearing a sweatshirt and a anorak. Its blue color resembles his usual mystical outfit.]

Stephen Strange: Because someone forgot to cast a maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.

Wong: [barely restraining himself from violence] That's right, he did, because he forgot I now have higher duties.

Stephen Strange: (turning to Wong) Higher duties?

Wong: The Sorcerer Supreme has high duties, yes.

Peter Parker: (pointing to Stephen) Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme?

Stephen Strange: No. He got it a technicality 'cause I blipped for five years.

Peter Parker: Oh. Well, congratulations.

Stephen Strange: If I'd been here, then I'd...

Wong: (without missing a beat) ...burned the place down. (to the two others) You two, no one said, "Stop shoveling!"

Stephen Strange: So, Peter... To what do I owe you the pleasure?

[He walks to the fireplace. Peter follows him.]

Peter Parker: Right. Umm... Whoa. [slips, almost falls] I'm really sorry to bother you, sir, but...

Stephen Strange: Please. We saved half the universe together.

[With a wave of his hand, he creates a fire in the fireplace.]

Stephen Strange: I think we're beyond calling me "sir".

Peter Parker: Okay, uh... Stephen.

Stephen Strange: That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

Peter Parker: (stumbling over his words) When... When Mysterio revealed my identity... my entire life got screwed up, and... I was wondering. I mean, I don't even know if this would actually work, but I was wondering if... maybe you could go back in time make it so that he never did?

Stephen Strange: (supportive) Peter... we tampered with the stability of space-time to resurrect countless lives. You wanna do it again now just because yours got messy?

Peter Parker: This isn't... it's not about me. I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people. My... my Aunt May, Happy... My best friend, my girlfriend, their futures are ruined just because they know me, and... they've done nothing wrong.

Stephen Strange: I am so sorry, but... even if I wanted to... I don't have the Time Stone anymore.

Peter Parker: (beat) That's right. (after a brief pause) I'm really sorry if I... wasted your time.

Stephen Strange: N-No, you didn't...

Peter Parker: Just forget about it.

Wong: (carrying several cases) Oh, he will. He's really good at forgetting things.

[This causes a temporary enlightenment in the Bleecker Street magician's mind, as he points at his companion.]

Stephen Strange: Wong. You've actually generated a good idea.

Wong: What?

Stephen Strange: The runes of Kof-Kol.

Peter Parker: The runes of Kof-Kol?

Stephen Strange: Oh, it's just a standard spell of forgetting. Won't turn back time, but at least people will forget that you were ever Spider-Man.

Peter Parker: Seriously? Thank...

Wong: [interrupting] No. Not seriously. [dramatic zoom] That spell travels the dark borders between known and unknown reality. It's too dangerous.

Stephen Strange: Gosh, we've used it for a lot less. Do you remember the full moon party in Kamar-Taj?

Wong: (frowning) No.

Stephen Strange: Exactly. (beat) Come on, Wong. Hasn't he been through enough?

[Another portal opens behind Wong, back to Kamar-Taj]

Wong: Just leave me out of this.

Stephen Strange: Fine?

Wong: (nodding) Fine.

[The "technical" Sorcerer Supreme's portal closes. The "practical" Sorcerer Supreme smiles and follows Peter Parker down a staircase to some kind of basement. Stephen Strange places himself before a mysterious bowl backed by a plinth.]

Peter Parker: So, what is this place?

Stephen Strange: The Sanctum's built at the intersection of cosmic energy currents. We were the first to seek them out. Some of these walls are thousands of years old. And they shot an episode of Equalizer here in the 80's.

Peter Parker: Well, I, umm... really appreciate you doing this for me, sir.

Stephen Strange: Don't mention it. And don't call me "sir".

Peter Parker: (snickering) Right. Sorry.

Stephen Strange: You ready?

Peter Parker: I'm ready.

Stephen Strange: [folding his hands diagonally] Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.

[Peter Parker glances at the doctor, puzzled. Stephen Strange unfolds his hand and starts drawing some weird mystical things in the air by taking a portion of rune energy from a mandala shield in his left hand. A slow, rhythmic harpsichord Strange theme arrangement starts playing in the background.]

Peter Parker: Wait, excuse me?

Stephen Strange: [not taking his eyes off the spell] The entire world is about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Including me.

[Spider-Man, now seriously concerned, walks up to Stephen Strange and the bowl, just as the next runes form around them, closing a circle of magical energy.]

Peter Parker: Everyone? Can't some people still know?

Stephen Strange: That's not how the spell works and it's very difficult and dangerous to change it mid-casting.

Peter Parker: So my girlfriend is just gonna forget about everything we've been through? I mean, is she even gonna be my girlfriend?

[The rune circles starts shaking. Stephen Strange notices this, but retains composure.]

Stephen Strange: That depends. Was she your girlfriend just because you're Spider-Man, or...

Peter Parker: I mean, I don't know. I really hope not.

Stephen Strange: All right. Fine.

[Stephen Strange turns off his mandala shield, swings his hand, causing the circle lower, and starts drawing another one on top of it.]

Stephen Strange: Everyone in the world is gonna forget you're Spider-Man, except your girlfriend.

Peter Parker: Thank you so much... Oh, my gosh. Ned. Ned!

[The runes start shaking again. Stephen Strange summons a random symbol from the upper circle and discards it by plunging it in the bowl.]

Stephen Strange: What is a Ned?

Peter Parker: He's my best friend, so it's really important to me that Ned knows...

[The Sorcerer Supreme nods almost imperceptibly, and draws yet another rune circle at the top. The music intensifies.]

Stephen Strange: Okay. Let's not change the parameters of the spell anymore while I'm casting it.

Peter Parker: Okay, I'm done. I swear I'm done. But my Aunt May should really know.

[Strange draws yet another circle, but this time with a warning.]

Stephen Strange: Peter, stop tampering with the spell.

Peter Parker: Once she found out that I was Spider-Man, it was really messy, and I don't think that I can go through with that again. So, my Aunt May?

Stephen Strange: Yes!

Peter Parker: Oh, thank you. Happy?

Stephen Strange: No. I am annoyed.

Peter Parker: No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan. He used to work for Tony Stark...

[Whatever he says next is suppressed by the runes, which start shaking uncontrollably, and so does Strange.]

Stephen Strange: Could you... you just stop talking?!

[The runes finally break and spread through the room. The blue gleam, first only merely coating the vault's walls, now seems to be consuming its entirety. Things in the Sanctum's drawing room start to wobble, accompanied by a beautiful sweeping violin section]

Peter Parker: Basically, everyone... who knew that I was Spider-Man before... SHOULD STILL KNOW!

[The spinning room circles obliterate the whole thing, leaving only Strange and Parker spinning in the middle. Now all that is surrounding them is a blue-purple void. The Multiverse. Stephen starts pulling circles together with great effort. As they start to come together, the room starts to return as well. With a scream, the Doctor finally puts the spell together and closes it. It's now locked in an orange, pentagon cube.]

Peter Parker: (looking around, confused) Did it work?

Doctor Strange: (agitated) No. You changed my spell six times.

Peter Parker: Five times.

Stephen Strange: You changed my spell! You don't do that! (pointing at the contained spell) I told you, and that is why! That spell was completely out of control. If I hadn't shut it down, something catastrophic could've happened.

Peter Parker: Stephen, listen, I am so sorry...

Stephen Strange: Call me "sir"!

Peter Parker: (beat) Sorry, sir.

Stephen Strange: You know, after everything we've been through together, somehow I always forget... You're just a kid. Look, Parker, the problem, it's not Mysterio, it's you. Trying to live two different lives. And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes, believe me. I’m so sorry about you and your friends not getting into college, but if they rejected you, and... you tried to convince them to reconsider, there is nothing else you can do.

Peter Parker: When you say "convince them", you mean like, I could've called them?

Stephen Strange: [not suspecting anything] Yeah.

Peter Parker: I can do that?

Stephen Strange: [becoming suspicious] You haven't called?

Peter Parker: Well, I mean, I got their letter, and I assumed that...

Stephen Strange: [anger rises] I'm sorry, but are you telling me, that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first, before you asked me to brainwash the entire world?

Peter Parker: I mean, when you put it like that, then...

Appealing to MIT/Battle at the Alexander Hamilton Bridge[]

[Match cut. Peter Parker is back outside of the Sanctum and the door is shut in his face. He pulls out his phone and dials a number.]

Peter Parker: Come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up...

[Flash Thompson, at the MIT party, picks up]

Flash Thompson: Dude, what? I'm busy.

Peter Parker: Flash, where's the MIT mixer?

Flash Thompson: (confused) Why?

Peter Parker: Because I need to come and talk to someone. I'm trying to get Ned and MJ a second chance at getting in.

Flash Thompson: What's in it for me? I'm risking a lot just talking to you.

Peter Parker: Okay, I will... pick you up and swing you to school for a week?

Flash Thompson: For a month.

Peter Parker: For a week.

Flash Thompson: (beat) Two weeks.

Peter Parker: Flash, please. Come on, help me. (sighs) Okay, I'll tell everyone that you're my best friend.

[Flash Thompson, very content, giggles uncontrollably, before putting on his game face again and resuming the call]

Peter Parker: Flash, please help me.

Flash Thompson: Cool, cool, cool. So, there's this lady. The assistant vice chancellor. You can plead your case with her.

Peter Parker: Okay, perfect. Where is she?

Flash Thompson: She left.

Peter Parker: To go where?

Flash Thompson: To the airport.

[Later, Spider-Man soars above the High Bridge in his Iron Spider suit. He reaches a highway sign overlooking a traffic jam.]

Iron Spider A.I: [on Peter's HUD] Stark Network unavailable.

[Spider-Man groans.]

Iron Spider A.I: Facial recognition unavailable. [A Daily Bugle helicopter approaches, filming Spider-Man - his new normal]

Peter Parker: Ugh... [waves] Hi. Yeah, I can see you!

[Spider-Man drops down to the road. The Iron Spider Suit retracts to reveal Peter Parker is wearing a crumpled suit. He quickly searches the surrounding cars for the AVC, when a barking dog lunges at him from a nearby window. Peter Parker jumps back, startled. Then he peers into another window. A toddler boy and a teenage girl notice him. The toddler waves.]

Toddler Boy: That's Peter Parker. [Peter waves back. As the Teenage Girl reacts...]

Teenage Girl: Mom? Mom, look! Look, it's Peter Parker!

[...Peter Parker moves on, spotting the MIT Administrator in the backseat of an SUV. He walks up to the car and knocks on the windshield.]

Peter Parker: Ma'am? Okay.

MIT Administrator: Yeah?

Peter Parker: Hi, I'm Peter Parker...

MIT Administrator: You do know you're in the street, right?

Peter Parker: Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I just, I really needed to talk to you, I know you're on your way to the airport... MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest people I've ever met in my entire life, and I'm the dumbest person, because... I let them help me, but if I didn't let them help me, then millions of people would've died, so please... don't let MIT be dumb like me.

MIT Administrator: MIT is dumb?

Peter Parker: No! I'm saying don't let MIT be dumb. I mean, like the... the dumber version of me that wouldn't have let them help.

MIT Administrator: You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter?

Peter Parker: Basically, what I'm trying to...

[He turns his head. His Peter Tingle is triggered. A familiar supervillain theme slowly picks up while several people flee their cars and run for their lives, away from the bridge. Peter Parker looks around.]

Peter Parker: Why are you running? What...

[A shockwave spreads beneath the cars, the road slowly breaks apart. Peter Parker climbs on top of the MIT Administrator's car and activates his Iron Spider suit.]

Peter Parker: Oh, my gosh. [knocking on the roof] Uh, ma'am? You should get out of the car. (yelling) Everyone get off the bridge!

[The driver of the MIT lady's car flees, leaving her behind]

MIT Administrator: [shaking the door handle] We're locked. Doors... [yelling after her driver] Hey!

Doctor Octopus: Hello, Pooh Bear. Hello, Peter.

Peter Parker: [confused] Hi? Have we... Do I know you?

Otto Octavius: What have you done with my machine?

Peter Parker: Your mach... I don't know what you're talking about. What machine?

Otto Octavius: The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. It's gone.

Peter Parker: Listen, sir. If you stop smashing cars, we could work together and I can help you find your machine.

Otto Octavius: [nodding] You wanna play games?

[One of the villain's tentacles pierces through the roof of one of the nearest cars. The people inside quickly flee.]

Otto Octavius: Catch!

[The villain throws the cars towards Spider-Man, who avoids one and gets hit by the other. Looking through the front window of the car he's pressed against, he sees a frightened family inside. As they're flying over the bridge, Peter climbs over the car, grabs the bumper and shoots a web. After pulling away the car door, he quickly carries the family members back up to the bridge as Doc Ock approaches.]

Peter Parker: It's okay. You guys are fine, you're safe. Get out of here.

Otto Octavius: You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?

[The four tentacles from the Iron Spider suit break through the top of the van, pulling Peter Parker up. His masked eyes narrow.]

Peter Parker: What did you just say?

Otto Octavius: [looking at one of his claws] Looks like we got competition.

Tracking Multiversal Trespassers[]

Capturing Sandman and Electro[]

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MJ: Um, Tigger, you sure it's necessary to tease the prisoner like that?

Tigger: Oh, yeah, pretty much. Especially when it's ol' spark plug here, we have a little history with each other.

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Rabbit: Mind Tigger here! When he holds a grudge, he doesn't let go.

Meeting Norman Osborn[]

They Died Fighting Spider-Man/Fight for the Macchina di Kadavus[]

[Cut to a FEAST truck arriving at the Sanctum Sanctorum.]

Norman Osborn: (smiling, opening the door) Thanks, May. Hope to see you again.

[He leaves. As Peter Parker is about to leave, May Parker stops him.]

May Parker: Hey. He trusts you. And so do I.

Peter Parker: Thanks for cleaning my suit. I'll see you later.

[Back to the undercroft. Ned Leeds and MJ are standing by Ned's laptop, looking up as Peter Parker and Norman Osborn come towards them]

Peter Parker: Guys, this is Mr. Osborn.

Norman Osborn: (pointing) Hey, it's Doctor.

Peter Parker: Sorry. Um... Dr. Osborn, these are my friends, Ned and MJ.

[Ned Leeds waves briefly. Norman Osborn seems confused]

Norman Osborn: Mary Jane?

Peter Parker: It's Michelle Jones, actually.

Norman Osborn: Fascinating...

Ned Leeds: Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?

[He gets back behind his laptop. Norman Osborn steps into the dungeon, towards Doc Ock.]

Norman Osborn: Octavius?

Otto Octavius: [turning around, surprised] Osborn?

Norman Osborn: What... What happened to you?

Otto Octavius: What happened to... You're the walking corpse.

Norman Osborn: What do you mean?

Otto Octavius: You died, Norman. Years ago.

Norman Osborn: (smiling, shaking his head) You're insane.

Max Dillon: (smiling) Gosh, I love it here.

Peter Parker: What are you talking about? He's standing right there. He's not...

Flint Marko: (interrupting) Dead. (stepping forward) They both died, fighting Spider-Man.

[Norman Osborn and Otto Octavius both turn towards Marko]

Flint Marko: It was all over the news. Green Goblin, impaled by the glider he flew around on. And a couple of years later... you. Doc Ock, drowned in the river with your machine.

Otto Octavius: That's nonsense! Spider-Man was trying to stop my fusion reactor. So I stopped him. (clutching his hand) I had him, by the throat... And then, I... (reality sinks in) And then I was here.

Max Dillon: Oh, please. Let me tell you something. I was whooping Spider-Man's butt. He'll tell ya. And then he caused an overload. I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. I was about to turn into pure energy, and then... And then, uh... And then... [it clicks] Oh, shoot. I was about to die.

Curt Connors: Max, do you know? Do I die?

[Before he has any chance to get a response, Doctor Strange materializes via an abrupt portal. His eyes immediately close in on Norman Osborn.]

Stephen Strange: Oh, great. You caught another one.

Peter Parker: No, wait. Strange, he's not dangerous...

[The Sorcerer Supreme disregards this and portals Norman Osborn into the last remaining cell.]

Peter Parker: It's okay.

[He notices an odd object in Strange's grasp. It's the same cube he locked the spell before]

Peter Parker: What is that?

Stephen Strange: It's an ancient relic. The Machina de Kadavus. Trapped your corrupted spell inside, once you've finished the proper ritual, will reverse the spell. And send these guys back to their universes.

Otto Octavius: And then what? We perish?!

Max Dillon: Nah. No thanks, I'll pass on that.

Norman Osborn: Let me out of here. Peter!

Peter Parker: Strange... We can't send them back. Not yet.

Stephen Strange: Why?

Peter Parker: Some of these guys are gonna die.

Stephen Strange: Parker... it's their fate.

Peter Parker: [visibly disturbed] Come on, Strange. Have a heart.

Stephen Strange: [in a calm yet somewhat fanatical tone] In the grand calculus of the Multiverse, their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives. (regretful) I'm sorry, kid. If they die, they die.

Attempting to Alter Fates[]

No Good Deed/Aunt May's Death[]

Tragedy[]

[Cut to a live report of the battle by J. Jonah Jameson.]

J. Jonah Jameson: Tragedy. What else can I call it? What more need be said? The damage... The destruction... You saw it with your own eyes. When will people wake up, and realize that everywhere Spider-Man goes... chaos and calamity ensue. Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin. And we, the innocents, are left to pick up the pieces.

[As cold November rain pours down his face, blending with the tears. Peter Parker watches Jameson's report on a billboard. He slowly comes to a realization that JJJ may have a point.]

J. Jonah Jameson: J. Jonah Jameson reporting. Good night.

[Cut to Ned and MJ in Ned Leeds' apartment as Ned's grandmother, Lola, serves them dinner. They all watch the news in terror in despair.]

News Reporter: ...and we can confirm at least one person has been killed.

-

Tigger: (injured by Electro and Lizard's attack) Guys? Guys? You there?
Rabbit: Tigger! Where on Earth have you been? You've had us all worried sick!
Tigger: Oh, you're breaking my heart. (Everyone notices Tigger's injuries) Maybe you want I should grovel at your feet and beg for forgiveness.
Sora: Tigger? Tigger, what happened to you?
Tigger: What happened to me? You want to know what happened to me?
TBA: Yeah.
Tigger: I'll tell you what happened to me. Electro and Lizard happened to me, while Peter was fighting the Goblin.
Mario: What?!
Takato Matsuki: Those dirty ungrateful rats.
Tigger: (limping) Ow!
Rabbit: I'm sorry Tigger. I... I really am sorry.
Tigger: Well, look what else happened.

-

Tigger: You wanted to fix those five. Well, they fixed us! Ya, see? It's gone too far. You wanted to help those guys and I thought "No, please! This is a bad idea!" But I stayed because... because... you're my friends. And then you wanted to bring them to Happy's apartment and I thought, "This is crazy!" But I helped ya! A..and then we gotta give Octavis a glass of water, have Osborn walk about freely, let Electro go near the fabricator, leave Lizard alone in the truck, and the whole while I'm thinking, "This is stupid! They're gonna get us killed!" But I stayed because... (close to tears) I'm your friend. But tonight... tonight.. (crying) Guys they tried to kill me!! They tried to kill me and you wanted to help these... (seething anger and hatred) ...these monsters! I say we should just send them back to die, get outta town, you and me and call it even! (tears start streaming down his face)
TBA: I'm afraid Tigger's right. I knew this was a bad idea in the beginning.

-

???: We need some help. But nobody will either listen or believe us after what happened.
???: You know, I wish that Tony was here he'd convinced everyone that Peter is innocent.

-

Meeting Multiversal Spider-Men[]

Webb Peter Hi. Hi!

[She throws a pillow at the variant Spidey, hitting him square in the chest.]

Webb Peter No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy.

[Despite the hero's protest, she runs off. The second Spider-Man takes his mask off, revealing the face of Andrew Garfield. At this point, the hype thrusters of many a film fan detonated. He holds his hands out in front of him, getting his bearings.]

Webb Peter: Okay...

MJ: Who the heck are you?

Webb Peter: I'm Peter Parker.

MJ: That's not possible.

Webb Peter: I am Spider-Man... in my world. But then, yesterday, I was... I was just here. Wow...

[Webb Peter begins backing himself into a corner near the fridge, counting off his fingers while a variation on James Horner's "Main Titles / Young Peter" from The Amazing Spider-Man plays in the background.]

Webb Peter: String theory... Multidimensional reality... And matter displacement. All real?

Ned Leeds and MJ: Yeah...

Webb Peter: Knew it!

[Ned turns to MJ, whispering.]

Webb Peter: The spell? Like magic spell?

MJ: There's no spell.

Ned Leeds: No spell. No.

Webb Peter: Magic's real here, too?

Ned Leeds: I mean...

MJ: Shut up, Ned. No, it's not real. Shut up.

Ned Leeds: I mean... There's magicians and stuff, but there's no like...

MJ: Stop it. Stop. [to Webb Peter] Prove it.

Webb Peter: Prove what?

MJ: That you're Peter Parker.

Webb Peter: I don't carry an ID with me, it kinda defeats the whole "I'm a superhero" thing.

[Michelle chucks a piece of bread at the alternative universe Peter and quickly adopts a ninja pose. Webb Peter shrugs.]

Webb Peter: Why'd you do that?

MJ: I was trying to see if you have the tingle thing.

Webb Peter: I have the tingle thing, just not the bread.

[MJ picks up another bread]

Webb Peter: Can you not throw the... the bread again? You're a deeply mistrusting person... and I respect it.

[Webb Peter lightly hops towards the ceiling and sticks to it with his hand. Michelle points towards him, then fidgets.]

MJ: Crawl around.

Webb Peter: Crawl around?

MJ: Yes!

Webb Peter: No...

MJ: Yes, crawl around!

Webb Peter: Why do I need to crawl around?

MJ: 'Cause it's not enough.

Webb Peter: This is plenty.

MJ: No, it's not!

Webb Peter: Yes, it is.

MJ: No, it's not.

Webb Peter: It is.

MJ: Nuh-uh.

Webb Peter: How do I stick to the ceiling?

[Michelle throws another roll at him]

MJ: Do it.

[She picks up another roll. Webb Peter shakes his head]

Ned Leeds: Lola is asking if you can get the cobweb, there.

[Webb Peter looks towards it and sighs with exasperation]

Ned Leeds: Since you're, like, up there?

Webb Peter: Yeah!

[Webb Peter places his mask and crawls towards the cobweb before dusting it off the ceiling.]

Ned's Grandmother: Thank you.

[Webb Peter drops to the ground, dusting himself off]

Webb Peter: We go-

[He takes the mask out of his mouth]

Webb Peter: We good?

MJ: For now.

[Michelle turns to Ned as Webb Peter throws his hands in the air, looking back at the portal, which promptly closes behind him.]

Ned Leeds: So... I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker?

MJ: Yeah. I guess you just keep doing it until you find the real one.

Webb Peter: Ouch.

MJ: No offense.

Ned Leeds: Okay.

MJ: Okay. You got it.

[Ned holds his hands out in front of him and begins to make a portal.]

Ned Leeds: Find Peter Parker.

Webb Peter: What's the thing on his hand?

[Michelle shushes him]

Ned Leeds: Find Peter Parker. Find Peter Parker!

[Ned conjures another portal behind him, leading to a rooftop overlooking the Empire State Building. Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker steps through the strains of Danny Elfman's Spidey theme.]

Ned Leeds: Great, so it's just some random guy?

Raimi Peter: Hello! Um... I hope it's okay, [turns around, portal shrinks and vanishes] I just came through this, uh... It just closed.

MJ: You're Peter?

Raimi Peter: Yeah. Peter... Parker? I-I've seen you two...

[Raimi Peter looks towards Ned's grandmother, who waves slyly at him. Raimi Peter waves back]

Raimi Peter: Hi.

[Raimi Peter and Webb Peter catch each other's attention, standing opposite each other]

Raimi Peter: Wait, he's... He's not your friend...

[They stare each other down for a tense moment before Webb Peter shoots a web. Raimi Peter does the same and they both flip over it, with Webb Peter landing on the table. Raimi Peter shoots another web towards Webb Peter and covers one of his web shooters. Webb Peter nods in astonishment and Raimi Peter smiles back before Webb Peter jumps off the table.]

Ned Leeds: Wait, so you're Spider-Man, too? Why didn't you just say that?

Raimi Peter: Uh, I don't go around generally advertising it. It kinda defeats the whole "I'm a superhero" thing.

Webb Peter: That's what I just said...

MJ: That's what he just said.

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility/Midtown Lab Project[]

Baiting the Villains[]

Battle at Liberty Island/Curing the Villains[]

Max Dillon: What are you doing?!

[Otto Octavius turns around, smiling and shrugging]

Max Dillon: Get it off me!

Otto Octavius: There you go.

[Chased by the Lizard, Ned and MJ desperately maneuver through the corridor. Finally, Ned performs a spontaneous hand wave, and a sudden portal opens. A whole lot of water pours from it and knocks Connors down. Peter 1 just manages to avoid it. MJ grabs the anti-reptile serum. Peter 1 kicks down the Lizard before he can recover.]

Peter 1: MJ!

[She throws him the bottle. Peter grabs it and manages to just raise it, shielding himself as the Lizard bites through it, releasing the healing substance. Everything around him fills with green smoke as he's slowly brought down to normal.]

MJ: We gotta hide this thing!

Ned Leeds: No, no, wait!

[Ned tries to open one last portal. He does, and as him and MJ cheer, through it steps Doctor Stephen Strange.]

Stephen Strange: [agitated] Where is he?

[He quickly retakes his Sling Ring and the Machina de Kadavus from Ned and MJ]

MJ: Wait, wait, wait!

Ned Leeds: Before you do anything, mister... Doctor Strange, sir, well... Peter's plan is working.

Stephen Strange: What plan?

Ned Leeds: He's curing them.

[Strange, Ned and MJ all stare at the green cloud of smoke, which is slowly dissipating]

Peter 1: Dr. Connors?

[Curt Connors, back in his human form, sits upright and looks sorrowful at the ground]

Peter 1: Welcome back, sir.

Stephen Strange: Well, I'll be darned... [looking over to Ned] Did you just open a portal?

Ned Leeds: Yes... yes, sir. I did.

Stephen Strange: Hmm...

(Otto, meanwhile, has put Max on solid ground)

Tigger: Max! Hi, it's me, the guy you tried to toast.

(Tigger moves in on Max while brandishing a shovel)

Max Dillon: Hey, wait, man! I'm beaten, I give up!
Tigger: You're going down like a four-cent pair of socks.
Max Dillon: (sighs) You know what, go on, do what you like! I'd rather be dead than living as a nobody!
Tigger: As if I needed convincing!

(Tigger prepares to pummel him until Webb Peter joins in)

Peter 3: Enough, Tigger stand down.
Tigger: What? After all, he did, no way!
Peter 3:
Tigger: (Reluctantly standing down) He's mighty lucky that back-stabbing eel.

(Webb Peter turns his attention to Max)

Peter 3: Max. Max?

Max Dillon: Don't worry. I'm all tapped out. Empty.

Peter 3: You sure about that?

Max Dillon: I'm back to being a nobody.

Peter 3: You were never a nobody, Max.

Max Dillon: Yes, I was. Yes, I was. You didn't see me. [chuckles] Can I tell you something?

Peter 3: Yeah.

Max Dillon: You've got a nice face. You're just a kid.

Peter 3: [nods] Eh...

Max Dillon: You're from Queens... You got that suit... You helping out people... I just thought you was gonna be black.

Peter 3: Oh, man. I'm sorry.

Max Dillon: Ah, don't mind it. There's gotta be a black Spider-Man somewhere out there.

[Peter 3 nods]

Max Dillon: Gosh darn eels.

[He holds out his hand, Peter 3 helps him up. Otto Octavius, meanwhile, stares at the arc reactor he's holding]

Otto Octavius: The power of the sun...

[Peter 2 lands a few feet away from him]

Peter 2: ...in the palm of your hand.

Otto Octavius: Peter?

[Peter 2 takes his mask off. He smiles]

Peter 2: Otto.

Otto Octavius: [smiling] Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.

Peter 2: It's good to see you.

Otto Octavius: You're all grown up. [laughs] How are you?

Peter 2: [thinks about the answer for a while before he gets it] Trying to do better.

[Otto chuckles. Then they both turn their hands, a portal is opening. Doctor Strange walks through, holding the contained spell. Peter 1 joins them, taking off his mask.]

Peter 1: Strange, wait, we're so close--!

Stephen Strange: Skip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!

Peter 1: I know, I know, I, uh, um, uh...

[Peter 3 and Peter 2 walk up to Peter 1, glaring at Strange.]

Peter 1: I-I'm sorry about that, sir, I mean...

[Strange gives Peter an incredulous look.]

Peter 2: You went to the Grand Canyon?!

Peter 3: He could've used your help!

Stephen Strange: (confused, shaking his head) No, no...

Peter 1: This is the wizard I was telling you about.

Stephen Strange: Look, I am really impressed that you've managed to give them all a second chance, kid. But this has to end, now.

[Peter 2's spider-sense goes off as he turns around with visible dread on his face.]

Green Goblin Arrives[]

Green Goblin: Can the Spider-Man and his friends come out to play?

-

Peter 1: STRANGE, NO!

-

Peter 3: Are you okay?

[MJ nods.]

MJ: Yeah. I'm okay.

[Peter 3 begins to break down.]

-

Ned Leeds: Thank you, Mister Cape, sir.

MJ: Ned!

[She runs to him and they embrace. They soon hear Peter 1 screaming their names]

Peter 1: MJ!

MJ: Peter?

Peter 1: Ned!

MJ: Peter! Hey!

-

Forget Me Knots[]

Making Sacrifices[]

The Good Fairy Talks To Peter/Ending[]

(Cut to Peter's new apartment door opening. Young Parker gets a quick reminder from his landlord before he walks in)

Landlord: Rent is due at the end of the month. Don't be late.

(Peter carries a box into a studio apartment. Turns on the light takes in the barren space. His new home. A fresh start. He opens a box containing a GED test study manual and sets out his personal effects... including the LEGO Emperor Palpatine figurine from the Death Star set he and Ned built and rebuilt many times together. Later on, Peter looks out the window. Snow falling on New York. He turns to his Spider-Man mask on the bed.)

The Good Fairy: (offscreen) I'm sorry about your loss, Peter. (Peter turns around alerted only to be surprised to see a familiar face in his apartment) But I believe it was worth it.
Peter Parker: You still remember me? And who I am? How?
The Good Fairy: Eltarian magic is stronger than all magics. Fortunately, Strange didn't know that.
Peter Parker: So, I'm still...
The Good Fairy: A member of the 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance, yes.
Peter Parker: And your Dad? And Pooh and Pals, Mewtwo, Korra, Tino, Sunset Shimmer, Otis, and the others?
The Good Fairy: They still know you, too. Thanks to me.
Peter Parker: You're the best.
The Good Fairy: I know.
Aisling: And since you're looking for a part time job, (Aisling gives Peter Parker a Phone Number of the Angel Grove Chronicle) my sister has a job at the Angel Grove Chronicle, and his Editor-in-Chief, he has a Daughter who is a big fan of yours of your Alter Ego not to mention to the Rebels and the Power Rangers. And besides, he likes your job.
Peter Parker: Much obliged.

[Peter follows a New York police precinct app on his phone.]

Precinct Voice #1 [vo]: 4-3 Edward, do you need EMS to assist?
Precinct Voice #2 [vo]: Uh, negative, Central. We’re gonna need a car tow.
The Good Fairy: Go get 'em, Tiger.
Aisling: May the force be with you and let the power protect you, Peter Benjamin Parker.

[Peter hugs The Good Fairy while Aisling hugs him too and giving him a kiss in the cheek then he grabs his Spider-Man mask, and dons his new, blue and red, hand-made suit. He leaps outside. We follow the camera as Spider-Man soars over the Rockefeller Christmas tree with a newfound sense of freedom. Liberated from having to juggle two lives. Ready to take on new challenges. Peter Parker is no more, but Spider-Man lives on.]

The Barfly and the Leftovers[]

[Cut to a bar, somewhere in Mexico. We see Eddie Brock, in some kind of holiday wardrobe, in front of a bartender.]

Eddie Brock: Okay. Okay, okay, okay, I-I understand that, I'm just saying that... that this whole place... here, it's just tons of s... of superpeople.

Venom: And he has been saying it. For hours.

Eddie Brock: Alright, tell me again, I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. There was a billionaire, he had a tin suit, and he could fly, right?

[The bartender signs himself with a cross]

Eddie Brock: Okay. And there was a really angry green man.

Bartender: Hulk.

Eddie Brock: Hulk.

Venom: Eddie...

Eddie Brock: No, I mean, they do not love stones...

Venom: Don't start!

Bartender: Señor, he made my family disappear. For five years!

Eddie Brock: Five years? That's a long time... Hey, maybe I... Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this, um... Spider-Man.

Bartender: Sir, you have to pay the bill.

[Then, suddenly, Eddie Brock starts to glow]

Venom: What is happening? No! No! No, we just got here! No, not again!

Eddie Brock: Whoa...

[And he has disappeared. The bartender remains in confusion]

Bartender: And there he goes. Without paying his bill, no tips, nothing.

[But that's not the only thing that remained. A drop of the Venom symbiote is left on the counter and starts to move. Cuts to black.]

After Credits/Pay-Back Time[]

(Inside a television station. A broadcast for The Daily Bugle is being filmed)

J. Jonah Jameson: But the fact remains, Spider-Man and the Rebels are a menace! We'll be right back, after a brief word from Daily Bugle Supplements. The only other daily fix you need.
Cameraman: And, we're out.

(Jonah leaves the set as we cut to him inside his office when suddenly Jonah hears a knock on the door)

J. Jonah Jameson: Who is it?
Voice: Special delivery for J. Jonah Jameson!
J. Jonah Jameson: (Not buying it) I didn't order anything.
Voice: It's some info regarding Spider-Man!
J. Jonah Jameson: (Immediately hooked) What? I'll be right there!

(Runs up to answer the door. As he opens it, he is surprised to see the Ninja Turtles as they are seen standing there glaring angrily at Jonah)

Donatello: Hello, J. Jonah Jerkoff. (knocks out Jonah with one punch)

(We then cut to a shady abandoned wrestling arena)

J. Jonah Jameson: (getting dragged by the Turtles) Unhand me, I mean it, you little green gremlins. I have rights. You cannot legally drag me here against my will or I will drag you into the courthouse. I will see you there...

(The Turtles pushes Jonah into the middle of an octagon-shaped cage ring)

Leonardo: ALL RIGHT, We let you go.
Michelangelo: Tigger, lights.
Tigger: Lights! (A spotlight gets turned on)
J. Jonah Jameson: Okay, I'm not scared of you.
Raphael: That's cool.

(Raph shuts the gate to the ring and locks it. Another spotlight turns on to reveal Mewtwo)

Mewtwo: Hello, Jameson.
J. Jonah Jameson: I'm not scared of you, either.

(Another spotlight turns on to reveal Korra)

Korra: What's up Jonah?
J. Jonah Jameson: Okay, you, I'm scared of...
Mewtwo: Just admit it.
J. Jonah Jameson: Admit what?
Korra: That you had one of your lackeys tailing us and Spider-Man around to Happy's condo and swatted us.
Mewtwo: So you could get some fresh anti-Spider-Man material to report on to make him and us look bad.
J. Jonah Jameson: (sarcastically gasps) I did no such thing. (Korra takes one step as her eyes start to glow) Okay, I had someone tail you and Spider-Man. (beat) So?

(Another spotlight turns on to reveal Spider-Man)

Spider-Man: Sup, Fuzzface?
J. Jonah Jameson: Uh-oh.

(Everyone starts to close in on Jonah)

J. Jonah Jameson: Oh... okay... okay... (nervously) What are you gonna do? Fellas, my suit is very expensive.

(Cut to outside the arena as the sounds of Jonah screaming like a girl and punching/kicking sounds are heard from inside. The scene zooms out to reveal Bowser standing outside not far from the abandoned arena)

Bowser: (laughs evilly) Jameson, you dunce. I knew it was a matter of time before you got your comeuppance. As for you, Stephen Strange, the Good Fairy isn't the only one who has magic that's stronger than yours and whose team still remembers the identity of Spider-Man. And thanks to you, the Multiverse will soon be mine.
Dr. Eggman: (offscreen) Sir.

(Bowser turns his attention to Eggman and Plankton)

Dr. Eggman: We have managed to secure some blood samples of the Green Goblin, Lizard, and Electro before they were cured.
Bowser: Excellent, how long until they are successfully cloned?
Sheldon J. Plankton: In about five months. Until then, it is a matter of time when we have paid for Dr. Sevarius' services.
Bowser: Very well, then, gentlemen. After all, (sees Wanda Maximoff aka the Scarlet Witch) we have all the time we want. Besides, I think it's about time we pay a visit to some of our old friends from other universes and a few of Captain Man's old enemies, too.
Kamek: But, sire, didn't Captain Man retire a long time ago?
Bowser: That's what he thinks...but not for long.

Winnie the Pooh and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Preview[]

Wong: [voice-over] Don't cast that spell. It's too dangerous!

Doctor Strange: [voice-over] Why?

[We pan a series of stone steps to focus on a set of candles, which are blown out with the wind.]

Doctor Strange: [voice-over] The Multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little.

[Cut to a shot of Strange reflected in Christine's watch. He looks at the face with regret.]

Mordo: [voice-over] Your desecration of reality will not go unpunished.

[Strange walking outside of a gated Bleecker Street, he turns to see the Empire State Building, bent over in an unnatural fashion before the camera pans to reveal that the rest of New York is curved, Inception-style.]

Strange: Wanda.

[The woman turns, revealing Wanda Maximoff.]

Wanda Maximoff: I knew sooner or later, you'd show up. I made mistakes and people were hurt...

Strange: I'm not here to talk about Westview.

Wanda Maximoff: Then what are you here for?

Strange: We need your help.

[Wanda Maximoff and Strange begin to walk away from the tree.]

Wanda Maximoff: With what?

Strange: What do you know about the Multiverse?