Pooh's Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Transcript

Prologue: "Now you are much stronger"/Meet the Ninja Turtles

(the movie opens at New York at night, a sewer has been opened with our heroes beside it)

• Mewtwo: Down here.
• Luigi: You are not seriously considering....

(everyone jumps in)

• Luigi: Guys! (laughs nervously, then jumps in)

(everyone follows Mewtwo)

• Good Fairy: Ew. Are you sure you know where you're going?
• Mewtwo: Trust me. I know these sewers. So I know where we're going.
• Donkey Kong: 11th and Bleecker?
• Stay Puft: (sniffs) Nope. This is only 9th Street. Ha. Get it?
• Good Fairy: Yuck.
• Misty: Good grief.
• Rabbit: D'oh.
• Stay Puft: Okay.
• C-3PO: And I thought nothing could be worse than searching for a giant monster in here.
• Tigger: Yuck, Tiggers don't like Sewers.
• R2-D2: (whistle, beep)
• C-3PO: But if our Master wishes to reunite with his family and mentor, it is our place to help. (see garbage) Help. (gets piled on by garbage) It's all in a day's work. But my poor circuits won't take much more of this superhero's abuse.
• Ash: Cheer up, 3P0. At least there's no sign of any of Godzilla's hatchlings.
• Brock: Yeah, Madison Square Garden is still in repairs, after Godzilla's Attack It is not possible that there is not a sighting of those things.
• Mario: And to think that we had reserved those tickets for the Basketball game between the Knicks against the Celtics, on par with the next Friday Night Smackdown.
• Luigi: Hmm, you'd be surprised.

(In a lair we see two humanoid turtles sleeping as our heroes watches them, Mewtwo sees a lighted room)

• Mewtwo: Stay here.

(our heroes agree, inside a humanoid rat named Splinter is seen)

• Splinter: Enter. Kneel, my son.
• Mewtwo: I returned from my training, master. I was so caught up helping Zordon, I forgot about everyone else. I'm sorry I failed.
• Splinter: On the contrary, my son....now you are much stronger.

(outside one of the turtles, Raphael, is seen)

• Splinter: Your strength is needed here now. You owe me no apology. But perhaps you and your friends can help us.
• Mewtwo: What's the trouble, master?
• Splinter: Many months after the Godzilla attack, the Foot Clan came here.
• Mewtwo: The Foot? Here?
• Splinter: Yes, my son. Oroku Saki has returned. He has gather young boys and teenagers to join his cause. He must be stopped.
• Mewtwo: I'm certain my friends and I will find him and the Foot in no time, master.
• Splinter: Good. Because until you can act as one with both families, your brothers will still be in training in the shadows.
• Mewtwo: Yes, sensei.
• Splinter: I have missed you, Mewtwo.
• Mewtwo: I've missed you too, Father.
• Splinter: Raphael. Your brother is home.
• Mewtwo: Hey.
• Raph: Hey. Welcome home.
• Mewtwo: Yeah. Thanks.
• Raph: Well, I just met your friends. Hope you didn't mind.
• Mewtwo: Good. Wake the others.
• Raph: You got it, bro. (wakes up the other two) Hey, Mewtwo's back. And he brought his chosen amigos.
• Donnie: What? Mewtwo.
• Mewtwo: Hey.
• Mikey: Huh, Mewtwo? Is that really you?
• Mewtwo: Yeah.
• Mikey: I'm, like, dreaming, aren't I?
• Mewtwo: No, Mikey, you're not dreaming.
• Mikey: Oh, good. I have nightmares about birthday parties.

(everyone laughs)

• Leo: (OS) It's a long way from Angel Grove to just drop in. (reveals himself)
• Mewtwo: Leo.
• Leo: Looks like you picked a good time to come home.
• Mewtwo: Thanks. For bringing me back.

(our heroes watches them as scene fades)

Opening: "The Silent Crime Wave"

(movie starts at a bustling New York, a woman known as April O' Neil reports on TV)

• April O'Neil: Much more than just a series of small, isolated incidents it's now apparent that an organized criminal element is at work. And at the moment, business is good. So good, in fact, that there appear to be no eyewitnesses. to any of these crimes. With complaints ranging from purse-snatching to breaking and entering, police switchboards have been swamped with the angry voices of more and more citizens who have fallen prey to the recent surge of crime that continues to plague the city.

(a wallet gets stolen then gets transferred from one person to another)

• April O'Neil: Instead of getting better, things have actually gotten worse. Even more alarming is the baffling and often bizarre nature of these crimes. Merchandise of every size and description from skateboards to stereo systems has been disappearing from store shelves and storage areas at an alarming rate.
• Man: Aah...
• April O'Neil: Even the victims themselves rarely catch a glimpse of the thieves. Many don't even know they've been victimized until it's too late. In fact, police have yet to come up with a single eyewitness. Only a few vague reports of young boys or teenagers at the scenes have been filed. But whoever is behind these crimes, one thing is certain. These are much more than just a series of random isolated incidents.

(Night two teens go under a fence)

• Teen: Come on. Hurry up.

(teens head to a warehouse, inside stolen items have been inspected by a man named Tatsu)

• Tatsu: Good.

(a teen named Danny opens a box containing a portable CD player)

• April: Crimes without criminals? An invisible gang at work? Who are we gonna call? Unfortunately, the police are the only ones available to combat what some are already dubbing "the silent crime wave." But perhaps the most disturbing silence is that coming from city hall. April O'Neil, Channel 3 Eyewitness News.
• Man: You gotta stop working so hard, April.
• April: What, and give up all this glamour? Ha-ha-ha. Good night.
• Man: Good night.

(April walks down the lot and sees a rat passing by, she jumps up in fright, then gets down an sees teens robbing until they spot her)

• Teen: Bad timing.
• April: You're telling me.
• Teen: Get her purse. Hey, get her purse.
• April: Get away from me! What do you think... Help!
• Teen: Get her jewelry. Hurry up.
• Teen: Get the money. I got her watch.

(a sai hits the light turning everything dark, sounds of fighting are heard until...)

• Tigger: (in the dark) Yikes!
• Mikey: (in the dark) Whoa!

(sirens are heard and lights reveal the teens gagged)

• Police: What the hell's going on? Thought I'd seen it all.

(a sewer lid is lifted Raph spies on April)

• Police: Ready. All right. You tough guys. Roll over here. How did you get yourself into this, huh, kid? You all right, ma'am?
• April O'Neil: Yeah, I'm fine.
• Police: Listen, rest right here while we deal with these guys.

(April sees the sai, picks it up)

• Police: Ted, give John a hand. What you got there?
• Raph: Oh, man.
• Police: Come on, no fighting.
• Teen: Untie me.
• Police: Let's get them in the car.
• Raph: Dang.

(opening titles appear as we journey through a sewer)

• Leo: Spectacular.
• Donnie: We were awesome, bros. Far out. Ow!
• Mikey: Yes, dudes and dudettes, major league butt-kicking is back in town.
• Turtles: Oh, yeah.

(main title appears "Pooh's Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," Leo Appears)

• Leo: Awesome.
• Mikey: Ha-ha-ha. Righteous.
• Donnie: Bossa nova!
• Leo: What?
• Mikey: Huh? Bossa nova?
• Donnie: Chevy Nova? Oh. Excellent.
• Turtles: Yeah.
• Mikey: All right. Come on, let's move it. I'm starving.
• Donnie: Ooh.
• Mikey: Ooh. We're talking major pizza attack here, dudes.
• Donnie: Pizza. I need it. Oh, baby.
• Raph: Oh, man.
• Donnie: All right.
• Mikey: Evening, bros. Whoo!
• Leo: Give me three.
• Donnie: You got it.
• Mikey: We were great. I can't believe it.
• Raph: Dang!

Back at the Lair

(at the lair, the 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance await the Turtles return)

• Mewtwo: How's it going, R2?
• R2-D2: (beeps happily)
• C-3P0: R2 says we'll have connection in 3, 2, 1.

(monitor reveals Ttark an old friend)

• Ttark: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
• Good Fairy: Hey, Ttark. How do you like your upgrade?
• Ttark: Hopping Hydrasaurus! Now that I'm more mobile, I can now travel with you guys via the world wide web.
• R2-D2: (beeps)
• Ttark: Thanks, little fella. I can tell the two of us will make a great team. So, what happened since our last big adventure?
• Mario: A lot, amigo.
• Ttark: And why are we in a sewer?
• Ash: Ketchum: You're about to meet Mewtwo's brothers.
• Ttark: His brothers? Can't wait.
• Luigi: You'd be surprised.
• Mikey: All right. Shh, shh.
• Misty: Here they come.

(the Turtles enter)

• Ttark: Hopping Hydrasaurus! Mutant Turtles?
• Leo: Ha-ha. We have had our first battle alongside Pooh and Pals, Master Splinter. They were many, but we kicked... We fought well.
• Donnie: Mm-hm.
• Splinter: Were you seen?
• Donnie: Mm-mm.
• Splinter: In this you must never lapse. Even those who would be our allies would not understand. Our domain is the shadow. Stray from it reluctantly. For when you do you must strike hard and fade away...without a trace.
• Raph: I lost a sai.
• Splinter: Then it is gone.
• Raph: But I can get it back. I can get it back.
• Splinter: Raphael, let it go. (sees Raph and Donnie slugging) Hai! Your ninja skills are reaching their peak. Only one truly important lesson remains, but must wait. I know it is hard for you here underground.
• Mikey: I want a large thick crust with double cheese... ...ham, pepperoni.
• Splinter: Your teenage minds are broad, eager. But you must never stop practicing the art of ninja... ...the art of invisibility.
• Mikey: Oh, but no anchovies. And I mean no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?
• Splinter: (throws a book at Mikey) Michelangelo!
• Mikey: That'll do. And the clock's ticking, dude.

(everyone laughs)

• Splinter: You are still young. But one day, I will be gone. Use my teachings wisely. I suggest we all meditate now on the events of this evening.

(Tequila plays)

• Mikey and Donnie: Yeah. Yeah. Ninjitsu.
• Mikey: Well, this is like meditating.
• Mewtwo: Come, Master. Let's meditate somewhere else.
• Stay Puft: Hey, wait. Wait up, Boss.
• Slimer: Wait for meeeeee!

(Pooh and Pals join the Turtles)

• Leo: Hey, Raph, where you going?
• Raph: Out to a movie. That okay with you?
• Leo: Yeah.
• Mikey: Sock it to me, baby.

(meanwhile deep in the sewers, Donnie skateboards toward Mikey)

• Donnie: How you doing?
• Mikey: Fine.
• Donnie: (looks at the moon) Nice night.
• Mikey: Mm-hm. Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.
• Donnie: Mm-hm. Hey, Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean, about what it would be like you know, not having him?
• Mikey: Hmm. Time's up. Three bucks off.
• Donnie: Mm.

(on the surface, a Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy appears)

• Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy: Okay. Now, 122, 122 and an eighth? 122 and an eighth. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 and an eighth?
• Mikey: You're standing on it, dude. Just slip it down here. (Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy slips pizza through) Give me that.
• Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey, this is a 10. The tab's 13.
• Mikey: You're two minutes late, dude.
• Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, come on. I couldn't find the place.
• Mikey: Wise man say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
• Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy: I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere.
• Mikey: Yes, friends, the new Turbo Ginsu. It dices, it slices and yet makes French fries in three different... (lands on Splinter) Whoops!
• Splinter: Mm. Kids.
• Mikey: Hmm.
• C-3PO: Would the master care for some napkins?
• Leo, Donnie and Mikey: What for?
• Misty: To wipe your faces off, you silly reptiles.
• C-3PO: Oh dear.
• Mewtwo: Mmm. Brothers.
• Luigi: Welcome to my World.
• Mario: Hey.
• Luigi: Kidding. Just kidding.

Meet Casey Jones/Mewtwo and Ash's Talk about family/Yoshi's First Rule

(back at the surface, Raph comes out of the movie theater after seeing "Critters")

• Raph: Ugh. Where do they come up with this stuff? (walks)

(two teen steal an old woman's purse)

• Teens: Hey. Hey.
• Woman: Come back here. Somebody stop them.

(Raph stops them by tripping them, the purse has returned)

• Teens: Huh? Huh.
• Raph: Mm-mm. (reveals sai)
• Teens: Whoa. (jumps over wall into the park)
• Teen: What the hell was that?
• Bandana Teen: I don't know.

(just then a man in a hockey mask appears)

• Vigilante: Now, that was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes...(grabs a hockey stick)...and this is the penalty. Two minutes for slashing. Two minutes for hooking. And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high-sticking. Aah! (gets pushed by Raph)
• Raph: How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?
• Vigilante: Hey, Bogie, now, who died and made you referee? You did your job, now let me do mine. These JV lowlifes need a lesson.
• Raph: Not like that they don't. Not from you.
• Vigilante: Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. (grabs two baseball bats) Class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
• Raph: Look, I don't wanna fight you.
• Casey Jones: Well, tough rocks, pal.
• Raph: (grabs a bat) A José Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
• Casey Jones: Ooh. That's it. (hits Ralph) Was a two-for-one sale, pal. Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?
• Raph: Huh?
• Casey Jones: God, I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup who wear masks over ugly faces.
• Raph: That's it.
• Casey Jones: Ooh.
• Raph: New batter.
• Casey Jones: Strike one. Whoa. Whiffer. Ooh. Uhn!
• Raph: (hits Casey) Home run. Raphael wins. One-nothing! (Casey gets off him) Well?
• Casey Jones: New game, roundhead. (grabs a flat stick) Cricket.
• Raph: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
• Casey Jones: I'll teach you. (hits Ralph)
• Raph: (lands head first in a trash can) Ooh...
• Casey Jones: See? Six runs.

(Raph falls down in trash can)

• Casey Jones: So long, freak. I got work to do.
• Raph: Freak? (gets out of trash can) Freak!

(Casey goes over the wall while Raph gains chase going over a taxi)

• Passenger: What the heck was that?
• Driver: Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trench coat. You're going to LaGuardia, right?
• Raph: Come back here. I'm not finished with you. (OS, echoes) Damn!

(in the sewers, Mewtwo stares at the moon)

• Ash Ketchum: Hey, Mewtwo.
• Pikachu: Pika, Pika.
• Mewtwo: Hello. I was just thinking. Now that Master Splinter trusts all of you about my side of the family, I feel happy now.
• Ash Ketchum: You know, Mewtwo. Looking at the two of you, I started thinking about my own Dad.
• Mewtwo: How?
• Ash Ketchum: When I was little, I told some other kids about my goal and they laughed at me. But my Dad told me something I never forgot: "The Map to your Goal is inside yourself. If you give up, your dreams never gonna come true."
• Mewtwo: I see.
• Ash Ketchum: Now being on my journey with my friends from Kanto to Galar, and going on adventures with Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Pooh and his Friends to other worlds, I'm starting to get what he meant.
• Mewtwo: And your Father is right. And that was exactly what Master Splinter told me before I went on my journey before joining forces with Pooh Bear and his friends.
• Ash Ketchum: Really?
• Mewtwo: Yes. I see now that once you start a journey, your dream begins.
• Ash Ketchum: Yeah.
• Mewtwo: Ash? About your mother, I know we just met her after our battle with Vigo the Carpathian but I bet she gets worried about you while you’re on your adventures and compares you to your father.
• Ash Ketchum: Yeah, she worries. I guess. Maybe that's just what Moms do.
• Mewtwo: Yes.
• Ash Ketchum: (stomach growls)
• Mewtwo: Hmm?
• Ash Ketchum: (giggles) Thinking about my Mom gets me thinking about her cooking.
• Mewtwo: Here. (holds a slice of pizza) I saved a couple of pieces for lunch tomorrow, but I figured you could use a slice right now. It's a little chilled though.
• Ash Ketchum: Still looks pretty fresh though. (takes a bite) It's great.
• Mewtwo: Now I see why humans and my brothers love pizza.

(Raph sees them laughing and smiles before entering the den)

• Splinter: (lights a match) Raphael. Come sit by me.
• Raph: Could this wait till morning?
• Splinter: You will listen now. (lights a candle) My master Yoshi's first rule was: possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them. And do not forget me. I am here, my son.

Interview with Chief Sterns/Enter the Foot

(the next morning at a building near 11th and Bleecker, April's Boss Charles Pennington pays her a visit about last night alongside his son, Danny)

• Charles Pennington: Come on, April, you could've called me last night, you know? Call it a quirk, but I like to know when one of my best reporters has been mugged.
• April: I wasn't mugged, Charles. Besides, I knew you'd just worry and then rush over here like you did this morning.
• Charles Pennington: From now on, security is gonna escort you... ...to that Stone-Age van of yours every night.
• April: Yes, sir.
• Charles Pennington: I'm not kidding, April.
• April: Ugh. Hey, Danny, how's school going?
• Danny: Fine.
• Charles Pennington: Oh, wonderful. So wonderful I have to drive him there every morning now just to make sure he goes. See? That's what he does when he wants to ignore me. Sticks his head in those things. I wonder where the hell he got those things, anyway.
• April: Charles, give the kid a break.
• Charles Pennington: Just what is going on out there, April? I've never seen anything like this before. Like the city's falling apart. It's getting so you can't step outside in the daytime anymore.
• April: Well, I'll tell you one thing. After everything I've heard out of Little Tokyo, Sterns is gonna have some answering to do this afternoon.
• Charles Pennington: Look. Just take it easy, okay? He's already got the mayor breathing down my neck.

(at Police HQ, Chief Sterns does an interview with April)

• Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment. That will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
• April: Huh. I'm not sure I understood all that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it in English, perhaps?
• Chief Sterns: What that means, Miss O'Neil, is that we have everything well in hand.

(at the lair, our heroes watch the news)

• April: You know why crimes have been escalating.
• Donnie: Guys, look.
• Leo: That's her.
• Peach: So, that's your aunt, eh Ash?
• Ash: Yep. She's one who interviewed us after our first battle with Bowser, she even reunited with Hotaru and knew of her Disappearance.
• Mario: April O'Neil, Delia's Older Sister.
• Donkey Kong: She didn't even freak out when she saw me.
• Misty: That's because she knows we're the good guys.
• Rabbit: Quiet. We're trying to listen.
• Chief Sterns: No, I didn't say that either. Miss O'Neil. If you would stick to asking questions, there would be a lot...
• Mikey: (kisses TV) Mmm. I'm in love.
• Ash: in your Dreams, Mikey.
• April: What do you know about an organization...(scene now takes us to a shadowy place with the Joker, Harley Quinn and a shadowy figure)...known as The Foot Clan?
• Joker: She knows.
• Chief Sterns: There is no evidence to link such a name to these incidents.
• April: Are you denying that such an organization known as The Foot exists? There are even rumors that two of the most dangerous inmates of Arkham Asylum escaped and were sighted somewhere in Town?

(figure throws a sharp object at screen)

• Chief Sterns: I'm not denying anything. Again, you're putting words into my mouth.
• Harley Quinn: Now what?
• Figure: Find her.
• April: It often seems that somebody ought to.
• Figure: Silence her.
• Chief Sterns: Miss O'Neil...

(back at the lair)

• Mikey: She's great.
• Leo: An understatement as usual.
• Donnie: You're telling me.
• Leo: The girl is a fox.
• Reporter: Look at the local weather for this vicinity as it stands at this hour.
• Raph: Hey, Ash.
• Ash: Huh?
• Raph: Let's pay your aunt a visit.
• Ash: Let's go, Pikachu.
• Pikachu: Pika.

(Ash, Pikachu, and Raph head out incognito, back at Police HQ)

• Chief Sterns: (OS) O'Neil, get in here.
• April: Time me.

(as a cameraman times her, Danny has been arrested, at Sterns' office)

• Chief Sterns: Just what is it you hoped to accomplish out there besides busting my chops!?
• April: I think you know just as much as I do about this Foot Clan and I don't think you're doing anything about it.
• Chief Sterns: You expect me to waste manpower because a few immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened years ago in Japan!?
• April: Have you got something else?
• Chief Sterns: Are you trying to tell me how to do my job!?

(April gets kicked out)

• Crew Member: One-oh-seven, a new record.

(outside, Ash and Raph sees April and follows down the subway, April misses her train)

• April: Oh, great. Just great.

(April waits for the next one, until)

• Joker: (OS) Yoo-hoo!
• April: (gasps)
• Harley Quinn: Hiya, toots.
• April: Joker? Harley? Aren't you two supposed to be in Arkham? (laughs)
• Joker: I'm impressed, lady. But this time, we got help from an unexpected place.

(the Foot appears)

• April: (gasps)
• Foot Member: We've been waiting for you, Miss O'Neil.
• April: What? Am I behind on my Sony payments again? Ha-ha-ha.
• Foot Member: Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Miss O'Neil. I deliver a message. (hits April) Shut it.
• April: (grabs sai, but gets kicked off) All right. That's it. (tries to hit the Foot, but gets knocked off)
• Raph: (gets sai)
• Ash: Stay here.
• Joker: Take her to the Shredder.
• Ash: (OS) Oh, Joker. (appears)
• Joker: You again?!
• Harley Quinn: Hiya, cutie.
• Ash: You must be Harley Quinn.
• Harley Quinn: Right-a-rooni. I saw you with Mr. J, Bats, and that Phantasm creep. But I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers.
• Ash: Well you, Joker, and the Foot can watch as we kick your butts.
• Joker: "Kick our butts?" Oh, right. You and what army?
• Raph: (battle cry and attacks)
• Ash: You had to ask?
• Joker: (dazed) Was it something I said? (chuckles)

(Raph and Ash grabs April and escapes, the Foot recovers)

• Harley Quinn: You, take Mr. J and get outta here. I got hunting to do.

(Raph and Ash heads to the lair while Harley follows)

April meets Splinter and the Turtles/Splinter Captured

(at the lair)

• Mewtwo: Are you crazy?
• Raph: Yeah, Mewtwo, I'm crazy. Okay? A loony. Okay?
• Donnie: Why?
• Raph: Why? Why? Oh, I don't know. Because I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter. What do you think?
• Leo: Ahem.
• Splinter: Ash, Raphael, what are you doing?
• Ash: It's my Aunt, She was attacked by the Foot, sensei.
• Mario: April?!
• Luigi: Mamma Mia, what was she thinking!?
• Raph: She got jumped in the subway. We had to bring her here.
• Donnie: It's the newslady.
• Mikey: Can we keep her?
• Splinter: Bring water, cold washcloth, pillow.
• Mikey: Far out.

(the follower spies on our heroes)

• Harley Quinn: It's true. Ashy Boy and his friends are here. Wait 'till Puddin' and Mr. S hears about this. (leaves)
• April: (wakes up and sees Splinter) Oh... (squeals)
• Mikey: Hi.
• April: (screams) Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm dead! I'm dead! aren't I?
• Leo: It's okay.
• April: No, I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming.
• Ash: Sorry it's real. (laughs)
• Toad: Definitely not a dream.
• Peach: Tell us what happened before Ash brought you here.
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes. If you please.
• April: Okay. Now, those guys in the black pajamas, the Joker and Harley Quinn from Gotham City, they jumped me.
• Brock: The Joker?!
• Misty: Here?
• Ash: It's true. We saw him and his girl, Harley Quinn.
• Pikachu: Pika-pika.
• Rabbit: Oh, no! Not again.
• Eeyore: It figures.
• Winnie the Pooh: We thought Joker couldn't survive the explosion at the Gotham's World of the Future's Fair.
• Tigger: Yeah, we had a hard battle with that clown while we were with Batman at Gotham City. Guess he must've survived.
• Mario: That psychotic clown always loves to cheat death, Tigger. Whether devoured by a shark or incinerated alive in the chimney of an industrial plant, that Madman always appears among the dead. But I never imagined that he and his girlfriend would dare to set foot in this city.
• Mewtwo: Something tells me that Bowser is behind this.
• Good Fairy: I imagined it, he and Divatox are still upset after we helped the Turbo Rangers against Maligore back in Muiranthias.
• April: And that rat. I saw you in the parking lot. That explains you. And you guys...Um....
• Mikey: Hmm?
• April: I have no idea where you came from.
• Splinter: If you will please just sit down and calm yourself, I will tell you where we came from.
• April: It talks.
• Splinter: It is really quite simple, Miss O'Neil.
• April: And he knows my name. Perfect.
• Splinter: Fifteen years ago...
• April: Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford?
• Luigi: Mm. You'd be surprised.
• Mewtwo: Master, it is time.
• Splinter: For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. Mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the secret art of ninja. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering the sewers, scavenging for whatever I could find. And then one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.
• Mikey: That was us.
• Donnie Oh, no.
• Mikey: Hmm.
• Splinter: The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby. I gathered them up in an old coffee can and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock for they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing, particularly in intellect. And I was amazed at how intelligent they seemed. But nothing could have prepared me for what happened next. One of them spoke.
• Baby Mikey: Pizza. Pizza.
• Splinter: More words followed. And I began their training. Teaching them all that I had learned from my master.
• Baby Leo(?): Radical! (x4)
• Splinter: And soon, I gave them all names: Leonardo...Michelangelo...
• Mikey: That's me.
• Splinter: Donatello...and Raphael.
• April: I'm not dreaming, am I?
• Splinter: No, I'm afraid not.
• Toad: (prepares to whack her, but)
• Mewtwo: (Qui-Gon VO) Don't do that again.
• Toad: Nuts!

(everyone wanders in the sewers)

• April: Ew. Are you guys sure you know where you're going?
• Donkey Kong: 11th and Bleecker?
• Mikey: (sniffs) Nope. This is only 9th Street. Ha. Get it?
• April: Yuck.
• Misty: Good grief.
• Rabbit: D'oh.
• Mikey: Okay.

(April and the others get out of the sewer)

• April: I'd like to invite you all in. But, uh... I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for frozen pizza.
• Slimer: Pizza?! Yeah! (x3)
• Mikey: Let's go for it!
• Donnie: You said the magic word.
• April: You guys eat pizza?
• Both: Doesn't everybody?
• April: Yeah, well... All right.
• Stay Puft: (in the sewer) Hey, did she say pizza?
• Mikey: So you live in an antique store?
• Donnie: Yep. Pizza.
• April: Well, above, actually. What do you guys like on your pizza?
• Mikey: Just the regular stuff. Flies, stink bugs. It was a joke. Ha-ha.

(inside April's apartment, our heroes enjoy themselves)

• Mikey: [Imitating Rocky] Yeah, well, maybe I'll fight Apollo... ...maybe I won't, you know? What do you think? Adrian!
• April: Ha-ha-ha.
• Mikey: Hey, I got another one. This is totally cool.
• Raph: Oh, no, not Cagney.
• Mikey: You dirty rat. You killed my brother. You dirty rat. Mm. Wahoo!
• April: Ha-ha-ha. That must be Splinter's favorite. Ha-ha-ha.

(everyone get confused)

• April: It was a joke.

(all laughing)

• Mewtwo: Speaking of Master Splinter, we better get going.

(everyone groans)

• Leo: He worries.
• April: Well, I don't know what to say. Will I ever see you guys again?
• Rabbit: Yes. Indeed.
• Ash: Hey, we're family remember?
• Mikey: Indubitably.
• Leo: That depends on how fast you stock your pizza.
• Mario: And if you have plumbing problems.
• Mewtwo: And as long as you keep my brothers and father a secret.
• April: Deal.
• Donnie: See you around.
• April: Bye.
• Raph: Later.

(April closes the door and feels relieved, at the sewers)

• Leo: Ha-ha. No doubt about it. She loved us.
• Mikey: It was the impressions, dudes.
• Good Fairy: Oh, really?
• Leo: Hold it.

(everyone enters to a destroyed lair)

• Mewtwo: Master.
• Good Fairy: Ttark!
• R2-D2: (Reactivates Ttark)
• Ttark: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
• C-3P0: Master Ttark! What happened?
• Ttark: Hopping Hydrasaurus! We were just waiting for your guys return, until we were invaded. The last thing I remember was some white faced lunatic in a purple tux coming near me, then the rest went dark.
• Mario: White faced lunatic?
• Luigi: Purple tux?
• Winnie the Pooh: Look! (OS) On Ttark's screen. (sees a card)
• Mewtwo: (picks up card, Batman VO) Joker!

(Raph lets out a very loud scream, we get April's apartment)

• Ash: (sadly) Hi, Aunt April.
• April: What's wrong?
• Leo: Splinter.

Enter the Shredder/Brotherly Squabble

(at Police HQ, a file on Danny is seen, then the phone number of Charles Pennington, someone calls the number: Chief Sterns)

• Charles: (phone) Hello.
• Chief Sterns: Hello. Charles Pennington?
• Charles: (phone) Yeah. Who's this?
• Chief Sterns: You got a son named Danny, Charles?

(sun rises above Central Park, in April's apartment everyone is asleep, until)

• April: Who is it?
• Charles: (at the door) It's me, Charles.
• Tigger: What was that?
• April: It's my boss.
• Donnie: Uh-oh.
• April: Can you guys...(sees empty floor)...hide? (opens the door) Charles, what's up?
• Charles: April, listen. I've... You have been working awful hard on this story lately. Why don't you take it easy for a while? Just... Just... Just let somebody else handle it. Just for a little while, you know?
• April: Charles, what are you talking about? It's my story. No way.
• Charles: Well, look at you. You're exhausted.
• April: I just had a rough night.
• Charlies: Well, let somebody else help you cover city hall.

(Danny sees Mikey and Toad under a table in a mirror turns then sees nothing)

• April: Charles, that's ridiculous. What's with you today?
• Charles: Nothing's with me today. I just thought you might like a little help.
• April: Well, I don't. Hand me a towel, will you? (gasps to see Donnie and Piglet)
• Charles: Where do you keep the towels?
• April: Charles, no.
• Charles: What's wrong?
• April: I just... I just don't want you to see my unsightly bathtub ring. Okay? Just out, out, out. I have to get ready for work.
• Charles: Are you sure you won't reconsider some help?
• April: Hey, Danny, will you tell your father to relax?
• Danny: I wish.
• Charles: Just don't push any buttons today. Okay?

(April slams the door)

• Ttark: (Mikey VO) That was close. Whoa! Time to switch to decaf, April.

(in a car Charles talks to his son)

• Charles: I don't get it, Danny. I make enough money to provide for both of us and you're stealing. Why?
• Danny: I don't know.
• Charles: You don't know? What the heck were you doing with a car stereo anyway? Or don't you know?
• Danny: Sorry.
• Charles: Sorry? Not as sorry as you're gonna be after school.

(the car stops then Danny gets out)

• Charles: Danny, damn it. Danny, come back here.

(Danny goes down the subway as scene fades to the Foot's warehouse, MC Hammer's "This is What we Do" plays as we see every young boy and teen inside having a good time)

• Man: Check it out, man. Anything you guys want, we got it. Anything you want to do... ...do it. Know what I'm saying? Anything.
• Man 2: You got any cigarettes?
• Man: Regular or menthol?

(we see more boy boys playing poker)

• Boy: Read them and weep, boys. Full house.
• Others: Oh no.

(Tatsu, Joker, and Harley Quinn roam around until a teen accidently hits them)

• Tatsu: Go. Play.
• Joker: It's so hard to find good kids these days.
• Harley Quinn: Do tell.

(at a boxing arena, some boys fight as they were training, Tatsu challenges one of them, defeating him)

• Tatsu: Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
• Boy: Yes, Master Tatsu.

(a gong is heard)

• Harley Quinn: Mr. S time, Puddin'.
• Joker: (grabs her) I do the announcements around here, got it!?
• Harley Quinn: Yes, sir.

(Tatsu kicks Joker between his legs and again)

• Tatsu: Lord Bowser and Master Shredder forbids you from hurting and abusing Miss Quinn.
• Joker: (dazed) Sorry, Tatsu. (chuckles)

(everyone leaves to an assembly hall, then enters Pooh and Pals newest and most dangerous enemy: the Shredder)

• Tatsu: Master Shredder. (bows, moves his cape to reveal shoulder blades)

(Tatsu commands the Foot to push a rug, the Shredder steps on it, Tatsu gives him a mask, a person enters)

• Shredder: (to the person) Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (to his followers) Only effort, discipline, loyalty earn the right to wear the dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. (OS as we see a captured Splinter) I want you all to become full members of The Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them. (on screen) Together we will punish these...creatures. These...turtles.
• Danny: (OS) Master?

(the Shredder, Joker, and Harley turns to see Danny in a new shirt raising his hand, scene transcends to News Channel room where April is interviewed)

• June: This is beginning to sound less and less like your common, garden-variety subway mugging.

(at April's apartment everyone is watching)

• April: (on TV) Exactly, June.
• Leo: Boy, she's a good reporter.
• Ash: Of course she's good, Leo. She's my aunt.
• Mario: She was born to do this.
• Mikey: She's a babe.
• Luigi: Awkward,
• April: (on TV) Organization known as The Foot.
• June: (on TV) I'm sorry, The Foot?
• April: (on TV) Yeah, I know it sounds like a funky club for podiatrists...(at the studio)...but I've been speaking with Japanese-Americans in the past few days who say that our crime wave is reminiscent of a secret band of ninja thieves who once operated in Japan. There are even rumors that two of the Batman's most wanted enemies, The Joker and former Psychiatrist Dr. Harleen Quinzel aka: Harley Quinn have recently escaped from Arkham Asylum in Gotham City and are sighted here.
• June: Are the police looking into this?
• April: I've included everything in my statement. But I doubt very much that Chief Sterns is taking this possible connection seriously.
• June: I see. Well, perhaps if any of our viewers...
• Charles: Oh, God.
• Woman: Mr. Pennington, Chief Sterns' office.
• June: Contact local police or get in touch with us...
• Chief Sterns: (on the phone) Pennington, I thought we had a deal!
• June: You still haven't told us how you got away from your attackers.
• April: It's really quite incredible. Some citizens of New York actually came to my rescue. (on TV) Who says everyone in the Big Apple looks the other way? Seriously, I would like to take this opportunity to thank one of those individuals in particular. And if they're watching, thanks, Ash. Raphael.
• Ash: Aww, Aunt April.
• Mikey: Studly.
• Donnie: Hey, look. Nyuck, nyuck. I think he's blushing.
• Raph: I am not.
• Donnie: I think he's actually turning red.

(Raph throws sai in anger)

• Donnie: Maybe not.
• Ttark: Yep.
• Mikey: Mmm-hmm.
• Raph: (picks up sai) So, what do we do now?
• Mewtwo: What do you mean, what do we do now?
• Tigger: Yeah, Raph. What do you mean by that?
• Raph: Splinter's out there somewhere.
• Leo: I know Splinter's out there.
• Mikey: Fight?
• Donnie: Fight.
• Mikey: Kitchen?
• Donnie: Kitchen.
• Mikey: Yeah.
• Slimer: Wait for meeeeee!

(Mikey, Donnie, Slimer, and the others head to the kitchen)

• Raph: So, what are we gonna do about it?
• Leo: What can we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
• Raph: Oh, so that's the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts.
• Good Fairy: Raphael!
• Leo: I never said I was your great leader.
• Raph: Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
• Leo: Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
• Raph: Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave!
• Leo: Why don't you?
• Raph: I will.
• Leo: Good. Go ahead. We don't need you.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother. Hmph!
• Mewtwo: Brothers! (leaves in anger)
• Luigi: (to Leo) Are you insane?! You can't make him leave like that!
• Mario: Luigi, come on. You know, you can't be a downer all the time.
• Luigi: Mmm. You'd be surprised.

(at the kitchen)

• Mikey: Pork rind?
• Donnie: Pork rind.

(outside)

• Raph: Dang!

(Raph exercises like doing flips, meanwhile at another building Casey Jones was trying to tune into his radio until he sees Raph, meanwhile Raph looks out unaware that the Foot was closing in on him)

The Foot Attacks

(at April's apartment, everyone is watching Aesop and Son from "The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show")

• Mikey: Go. Move it, will you? You're letting him blow right by you. Can you believe this guy? Come on. Don't just... Ninja-kick the damn rabbit. Do something.

(April enters)

• Ash: (OS) Hey, Aunt April!
• Mikey: (OS) Hey, you were great.
• April: Thanks, Mikey.
• Mikey: Ho... She called me Mikey.
• Mewtwo: Anything?
• April: Not yet. They're gonna repeat the interview at 5 and 6. And we're gonna have to wait and see if it helps generate any new information. Hey, I told them to call me here immediately if anyone calls the station.
• Leo: Thanks, April. We really appreciate, you know, everything.
• Mikey: Yeah.
• April: Hey, forget it. Where's Raphael?
• Misty: He's on the roof. He's not himself right now.

(Raph gets attacked by the Foot)

• April: Well, I was gonna give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?
• Both: No.
• Donnie: He just needs to blow off some steam.
• Mikey: Yeah.

(back on the roof)

• Raph: You guys must be studying the abridged book of ninja fighting. (fighting some more) I mean, come on. How do you guys expect to beat me? (more ninja appear) Good answer. Good answer.

(our heroes follow April downstairs)

• April: I only keep it open part-time, mostly for my dad. Heh. He loved junk. I don't know. It's dumb to lose money on a business just because you miss your father.
• Donnie: No, it isn't.
• April: Ready?

(Raph's fight continues, back inside)

• Donnie: This place has everything.
• April: Yup, just about.
• Ash: Check out these toys.
• Mewtwo: Impressive books.
• Ttark: Nice tech.
• Rabbit: A rabbit bookend. Like my other one back home.
• Mikey: (with cymbals) Shh.
• Piglet: Oh, dear.
• Tigger: Uh-oh.
• April: (squeals)
• Mikey: (crashes cymbals)
• Leo: (screams)
• Mewtwo: Brothers.

(Raph gets at his limit)

• April: Has Raph been gone a long time?
• Donnie: No. He does it all the time. He likes it.

(the Foot carries Raph by the foot)

• April: Are you sure?
• Donnie: Don't worry. He'll probably be back any minute.

(the Foot sends Raph crashing through the window)

• April: Raph!
• Mewtwo: Raphael!
• April: Is he...?
• Leo: No, he's alive. Barely.
• April: Oh God.
• Piglet: This is t-t-t-terrible!
• Eeyore: Could be worse.

(the Foot barges in)

• Leo: Hey, what the...?
• Eeyore: See?
• Mikey: Whoa. And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy.
• Peach: What are they?
• Mario: They must be the Foot!

(a Foot ninja whirls his nunchaku)

• Mikey: Ohh. A fellow chucker, eh? (grabs and whirls his nunchaku until the Foot ninja lost his momentum) Keep practicing.
• Mewtwo: Attack!

(everyone attacks the Foot)

• Leo: Hey, one of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter. So don't knock them all out.
• Mikey: I don't think that will be a problem, Leo.

(the battle continues)

• Mikey: Hey, Donnie, Wheel of Fortune, dude.

(Donnie spins Mikey hitting the Foot until)

• Foot Clan Soldier: Bisen-tos. Now!
• Donnie: I guess they're not game show fans.
• Mikey: And I thought everybody loved Vanna.

(the Foot tries to get them)

• Donnie: California Roll.
• Mikey: Oh, what a spaz. Missed again.
• Donnie: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
• Mikey: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees.

(Donnie sees more Foot ninja at the top)

• Donnie: Guys, I'm not so sure if this is, structurally speaking...such a good time for your buddies to drop in.

(as the Foot drops in the floor starts creaking)

• Donnie: Uh-oh.
• Everyone: (screams as they fall)
• Mikey: Oh, wipeout.

(everyone recovers)

• Pooh and Pals: (crawl out of rubble)
• Brock: Is everybody okay?
• Misty: I'm alright. Togepi's fine, too.

(everyone turns to see Tatsu and more Foot ninja)

• Turtles: Oh, no.
• Joker: (OS) Tsk. Tsk.
• Ash: Huh?
• Joker: (OS) And to think our tax money goes to pay those jerks.
• Harley Quinn: Whee!
• Mewtwo: You.
• Joker: (laughs evilly) That's right, Mewtwo. Bring in the press, why don't you? What a photo-op. The Silly Old Bear and his wacky pal. Right, Harley girl?
• Harley Quinn: Right, Mr. J.
• Mewtwo: You're no friend of ours.
• Joker: Oh, Mewtwo. I'm crushed. How the high and mighty forget? Don't you remember? You, me, Phantasm, and old Batsy?
• Mario: We never forget old foes.
• Luigi: You said it.
• Donkey Kong: This time we're really gonna knock those teeth out.
• Joker: Ooo, I just love to get down and dirty. Okay Foot Clan, it's playtime.

(Tatsu signals the Foot as the battle continues)

• Mikey: Man, we could really use Raph right about now.

(as the battle rages, a door opens)

• Leo: Now what?
• Casey: (appears with his hockey stick) Oh. You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there? Mm? (sees April) Oh, who is the babe?
• Tigger: Say, who is that?
• Mikey: Wayne Gretzky on steroids?
• Harley Quinn: More like vigilante like Bats.
• Tatsu: (signals) Attack.

(battle continues until a Foot ninja accidentally hits an electrical wire setting things on fire)

• Leo: Come on, we got to get out of here.
• April: Help me. There used to be a trapdoor here to the basement.
• Casey: Yeah, come on, you ugly muggers. Come on.
• Leo: We're getting out of here.
• Tigger: Gangway!
• Rabbit: Retreat!
• Piglet: Yipes!
• Ash: Hurry!
• C-3P0: Slow down, R2! Slow down!

(everyone runs)

• Casey: Gangway, men. I'll take care of these guys.
• Winnie the Pooh: Are you coming?
• Casey: I'll cover you.
• Winnie the Pooh: Good idea.
• Rabbit: C'mon! (grabs Pooh)

(Casey continues)

• Messenger: Hi, this is April. Leave a message after the beep.
• Casey: What?
• Charles: April, it's Charles. I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this. You're fired, April. I'm sorry. I know this comes as a blow.
• Casey: You can say that again, Chuck.
• Mario: Come on!
• Casey: Bye, guys, got to run.

(Casey joins the gang, sirens are heard)

• Tatsu: Ninja, vanish.
• Joker: You heard him, Harley. Let's go!
• Harley Quinn: Right, Mr. J!

(everyone retreats, in a van our heroes make their escape, April watches in horror that her home and shop are now destroyed)

• Winnie the Pooh: We're ever so sorry, Miss O'Neil.
• Good Fairy: What do we do now?
• Ash: We need to go somewhere where they won't find us. And I know the spot.

(Meanwhile Danny watches the burning building in sadness and guilt, meanwhile Shredder in anger heads toward and hits Splinter)

• Shredder: What are these freaks? How do they know how to fight like this?
• Splinter: (silent)
• Shredder: (raises his blade) You will answer.
• Splinter: (silent)
• Shredder: (OS) Then hang here until you die.

(Shredder leaves, Tatsu gets into a rage with Joker, Harley, and Splinter witnessing it, Tatsu turns his rage toward some recruits)

• Man: Master Tatsu, stop, please, please. Please, no.

(Tatsu knocks off the ninja trying to stop him)

• Boy: Shinsho. You'll be all right. You'll be all right.

(Danny, Joker, and Harley witness the events as Tatsu leaves)

Danny meets Splinter/the Old Farm

(we see Splinter still hanging until Danny appears)

• Splinter: How can a face so young wear so many burdens?
• Danny: So you can talk.
• Splinter: Yes, and I can also listen. Some say that the path from inner turmoil begins with a friendly ear. My ear is open if you care to use it.
• Danny: No, I don't think so.
• Splinter: What is your name?
• Danny: Danny.
• Splinter: And have you no one to go to, Danny? No parent?
• Danny: My dad couldn't care less about me.
• Splinter: I doubt that is true.
• Danny: Why?
• Splinter: All fathers care for their sons.

(scene transcends to an old farm house as April's van arrives)

• April: How's Raphael?
• Mewtwo: Not too good.
• Casey: Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
• April: Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years. (with Casey, R2, and 3P0) Can you fix it?
• R2-D2: (beeps)
• C-3P0: I'm afraid not Miss O'Neil. R2 says the engine's has a crack the size of the San Andreas.
• R2-D2: (beeps)
• C-3P0: "San Andreas?" What's San Andreas?
• R2-D2: (beeps)
• April: Wonderful. Well, I guess I've got some walking to do.
• Casey: What for?
• April: Our nearest neighbor is about four miles away. I need to get to a phone, and I need to call my boss.
• Casey: You mean Charles?
• April: How did you know that?
• Casey: Well, he left a message on your machine just before we got out.
• April: And?
• Casey: Well, hey, you just saved yourself an eight-mile round-tripper. You were fired.
• April: I'm... I just saved myself?
• Casey: Yeah.
• Donnie: Uh-oh.
• April: What did you do? Did you take classes in insensitivity?
• Casey: I was just trying to break it to you easy.
• April: Oh, well, you failed miserably.
• Casey: Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me, okay?
• April: Oh, and what do you want? Do you want a thank you?
• Casey: No. It's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?
• April: Fine. Thank you.
• Casey: Yeah. No, thank you.
• April: You're welcome.
• Casey: You're welcome.
• Donnie: Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?
• Ash: Looks more like sunburning right now.
• Pikachu: Pi? Pika-pika?

(outside Donnie hums "Old MacDonald")

• April: (narrating, and as seen drawing) It's strange being back on the old farm. Even after all these years, it still feels like home. My nephew, my brothers and my amazing new friends have suffered their first real defeat. That's bad enough, but they've also lost the opportunity to find out about their mentor, and I'm sure that hurts them much more than anything else. Each of them deals with this confusion in his own way. Ash and Donatello has found someone to latch onto.

(drawing transcends to Donnie with Casey working on a truck)

• Casey: Not even close, zip neck. The Professor and Mary Ann, happily ever after.
• Donnie: No way, atomic mouth. Gilligan was her main man.
• Ash: Yeah, Case. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
• Casey: Gilligan was a geek, barfaroni.
• Donnie: You're the geek, camel breath.
• Casey: Dome head.
• Donnie: Hmm! Elf lips.
• Casey: Let's give this a try, see if this transplant worked, fungoid.
• Donnie: All right, here it goes. What are we on?
• Ash: "G," Donnie.
• Donnie: Here goes, gack face.
• Casey: I'm ready, hose brain.

(Donnie turns of truck to great success while Casey gets out of the way)

• Donnie: It worked. (wash cloth lands on him) Uh. Hey.
• April: [narrating, and drawing Leo on a chair] Mewtwo and Leonardo, meanwhile, has kept a constant vigil with Raphael.

(drawing transcends to Leo and Mewtwo watching over a still unconscious Raph while April enters and drips water on him)

• April: He'll be okay.
• Mewtwo: I hope so.
• April: (narrating) And then there's Casey Jones, a 9-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute if it wasn't for that pigheadedness.
• April: (exits the house) Hey, Ash.
• Casey: He's out with the others. They're exercising. Doing something together, I don't know. You want some help? Hey, I am your man. I am Mr. Fix-it.
• April: All right.
• Casey: Let's go. Lead the way, toots.
• April: Toots?
• Casey: Oh... Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah! Princess. Do you want to throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
• April: You know what? That's okay. I'll take care of it myself.
• Casey: Fine, that's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
• April: See, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last thing on the face of this planet.
• Casey: It's coming along nicely.

(bench breaks)

Raph awakens/"The Final Truth of the Ninja"

(Leo sleeps at the restroom)

• Raph: (OS) Hey.
• Leo: What? (sees Raph awake) Raph! You're awake. How do you feel?
• Raph: What's a guy got to do to get some food around here?
• Leo: Hey. Hey, he's awake. He wants some food. Bring some food. You're gonna be okay, Raph. You're gonna be okay.
• Raph: Yeah, yeah, all right, Leo. Get a grip, will you?
• Leo: Listen, Raph. About what I said before... You know...about not needing you and all, like...
• Raph: Leo...don't.
• Leo: Oh, boy, we missed you. (hugs)
• Donnie: (with April and Pooh and Pals) It's a Kodak moment.

[all laugh]

• April: [narrating] The turtles are four once again and yet, still not whole. A lingering doubt remains. An unknown which they can't bear to face: their greatest fear.
• Raph: Splinter! (echoes)

(back at the Foot's warehouse)

• Harley Quinn: Your empire is growing, Mr. S.
• Shredder: What more from the rat?
• Joker: Nothing. He still not talking.
• Shredder: And the boy who led us to the turtles and the Rebels?
• Tatsu: He is still missing. I do not understand. Why do the turtles trouble you, master?
• Joker: Yeah. And Pooh and Pals, too. We haven't seen those guys for days.
• Shredder: Something about the way you described their fighting. Something familiar. Something...from the past.

(music is heard as we transcend to the Turtles)

• Mewtwo: Hajime!

(the Turtles begin training until)

• Mewtwo: Hai!

(Turtles stop as scene transcends to the kitchen Casey and April is seen, Mikey enters in pain)

• April: Ointment?
• Mikey: Mm-mm.
• Raph: Hey, guys.

(Mikey picks up a bottle of Turtle Wax, April laughs)

• Casey: Oh God.
• Raph: Funny, Mikey.

(outside, we see the Mario Brothers, Mewtwo, Ttark, Ash, C-3P0, and R2-D2 making adjustments to the pickup truck)

• R2-D2: [beeping]
• C-3P0: Oh! Much more of this and my arms will seize up. [grunts]
• R2-D2: [beeping]
• C-3P0: That's easy for you to say, R2. I have to bang away with this wrench. Imagine. [chuckles] All you have to do is wave that paint nozzle around.
• R2-D2: [beeping]
• Ttark: What's the matter, 3P0? Jealous much?
• C-3P0: I am not jealous of R2's artistic talent. Any transistorized lump can apply paint to a hull. It takes a trained eye, a keen mind and a bold but delicate hand to master the sensitivities of-[sloshes]…fine art? Ooh! R-D, now look what you've done!
• R2-D2: [beeping]
• C-3P0: I do not look better in this color.

[engine starting]

• Mario: Well, that was the last test-firing. We've got just enough fuel to get us back home to New York.
• Mewtwo: Nice work, Mario. When the time is right, we'll use this truck to get home.
• C-3P0: Well, sir, I, for one, will certainly be glad to get home. Though I do wish our journey here to New York had been more successful.
• Mewtwo: Ha! You said it, 3PO. This trip certainly won't go down in the 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance Archives as a glowing triumph. I lost Master Splinter to that monster, The Joker. And I didn't find the Foot Clan's Hideout.
• C-3P0: But we did find something of great value, Master Mewtwo: friends. Miss O'Neil and Casey Jones.
• Mewtwo: Yeah. But after seeing April's face when the Foot and Joker destroyed her home, I'm getting to understand the feeling of loss and despair.
• R2-D2: [beeping]
• Ash: Poor Mewtwo. He's taking this pretty hard.
• Pikachu: Pikachu.
• C-3P0: Yes. I've noticed it too. In spite of our master's bold words, I believe he has beginning to understanding human emotions.
• R2-D2: [beeping]
• C-3P0: What signals? I don't hear anything. I think that paint has clogged your motivator contacts. Now, come along, R2. We've got to load the truck.

(a little probe droid is seen in the trees transmitting something where we see a familiar reptilian figure)

(meanwhile, Leo sits near a tree and meditates)

• Splinter: Leonardo.
• Leo: (gasps) Splinter! (leaves)

(inside the house)

• Raph: What Russian novel, embracing more than 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
• Rabbit: War and Peace.
• Leo: He's alive.
• Mario: Leo?
• Raph: Hey.
• Luigi: Mamma Mia.
• Donnie: Thanks, spaz.
• Peach: What's wrong, Leo?
• Leo: Splinter's alive.
• Tigger: (stutters) What?
• Piglet: What?
• Winnie the Pooh: What?
• Rabbit: What?
• Eeyore: Huh?
• Mewtwo: What?
• Ash: What?
• Donnie: We know, Leo. Of course he is. We all think he's alive.
• Leo: I don't think. I know.

(that night everyone gathers around a campfire)

• Ttark: Hopping Hydrasaurus! This my first mobile campfire.
• Winnie the Pooh: (chuckles) Isn't this wonderful?
• Tigger: Mmm! Delectable.
• Piglet: Oh, anyone feel like going home yet?
• Tigger: Don't be ridiculous, Piglet. Why we haven't even told the ghost stories yet.
• Piglet: Ghost st-st-st-st-st-stories?
• Tigger: Yeah, you're right. Not scary enough.
• Mewtwo: Enough. Leo says this more important than ghost stories.
• Peach: Don't worry. We'll listen.
• Raph: Leo...if you dragged us out here for nothing...
• Donnie: Don't worry. I came prepared. (reveals marshmallows)
• Leo: Put those away.

(Donnie does so)

• Leo: Now, everybody close your eyes and concentrate. Concentrate hard.

(everyone does so, the fire turns blue as Splinter's spirit appears)

• Splinter: I am proud of you, my children. Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja. That ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your 21 minds cannot accomplish. Help each other. Draw upon one another. And always remember the true force that binds you the same as that which brought me here tonight. That which I gladly return with my final words. I love you all, my children.

(Splinter's spirit disappears, as flames return to normal and everyone opens their eyes)

• Rabbit: Oh, my.
• Tigger: That was one of the most incredible experiences of my life.
• Eeyore: If you ask me, not that anybody is, what does this all mean?
• Mewtwo: (turns) It's time.

(scene fades)

Returning to New York/Danny learns the Truth

(morning sun rises as a rooster crows)

• April: So you actually played professionally?
• Casey: Before I got hurt, less than a year.
• April: I'm sorry.
• Casey: So was I.
• Ash: (OS) Aunt April, Casey.
• Casey: Guys, I told you: I hate it when you do that, all right?
• April: What is it?

(everyone appears)

• Leo: It's time to go back.

(scene transcends to a rainy New York as the working truck makes it's destination)

• April: Oh no. Oh.
• Misty: That's the last time I rode on the back without a cover.
• Tigger: Ptew! Yuck! Tigger's don't like getting soaked!
• Ash: Well, this is no time to get picky.
• Pikachu: Pika.
• Leo: Home sweet home.

(everyone gets off)

• Raph: Yuck. Now I know what it's like to travel without a green card.
• Casey: This isn't bad. Nice place, guys. In fact, l...
• Mikey: Are you coming or not, dude?

(everyone heads down the sewer, Casey groans)

• Casey: This is great, it's great. First it's the farm that time forgot, and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? (in the lair) Guess it's hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto-Rooter.
• April: Would you quit complaining? It's just for the night.
• Raph: I still don't see why we don't get started right away.
• Mewtwo: It's been a long drive, Raph. And before we go out advertising to Joker and The Foot that we're back, we could all use a few hours' sleep.
• Raph: Yeah. I know, you're right. I'm just...
• Mikey: What's that?

(Turtles open the closet to reveal a familiar face)

• April: Danny!?
• Danny: Don't shoot.
• Raph: I don't think it's loaded, kid.
• April: Danny, what are you doing here?
• Luigi: Where'd he come from?

(Pooh and Pals look to Rabbit for answers)

• Rabbit: Uh, don't look at me.
• Danny: I ran away from home.
• April: Oh God, your father's gonna have kittens. Does this thing work?
• Danny: No. No, please don't call. Just let me stay here the night with you. We can call in the morning. I promise.
• April: Danny, listen, your dad, he's...
• Casey: Hold on, hold it. Okay, now, what is all this talk about spending the night down here?
• Donkey Kong: Sounds like you're a claustrophobic.
• Casey: Do you want a fist in the mouth?
• Donkey Kong: Say what now?
• Casey: I've never even looked at another guy before.
• April: What he means is that you're afraid of enclosed areas.
• Casey: Afraid? What, me? Is that what you think? Hey, I don't have to take this stuff about being afraid. I'm gonna sleep in the truck.

(everyone laughs)

• Danny: (looks at April's drawings) Jeez, these are good.
• April: Thanks.
• Danny: Do you think maybe I could have one?
• April: Sure, why not?
• Danny: Thanks.
• Mikey: (yawns) Oh man, I could really go for a little deep-dish action right about now.
• Slimer: Yeah. (mumbles)
• Danny: I had some pizza down here the other day. There might be some left over.
• Mikey: (yells)
• Slimer: Wait for meeee!
• April: (laughs)

(Donnie lifts the lid but closes it when Slimer and Mikey come in)

• Mikey: Well?
• Donnie: Question.
• Mikey: Yeah?
• Donnie: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
• Mikey: D'oh!

(Mikey and Donnie hums "Taps," outside Casey tries to get comfortable)

• Casey: "Afraid of enclosed areas."

(inside the lair, everyone sleeps instead of Danny)

• Shredder: [VO] You are here...because the outside world rejects you.
• Splinter: (VO) And you have no one to go to, Danny?
• Shredder: [VO] This is your family.
• Splinter: (VO) All fathers care for their sons.

(Danny wakes up and sneaks out of the lair and heads to the surface, Casey wakes up to see him and follows him toward the Foot's warehouse, Danny then visits Splinter)

• Splinter: I have not seen you for days.
• Danny: Yeah, I've been down at my hideout a lot lately.
• Splinter: And do you now hide from your surrogate family as well?
• Danny: I don't know.
• Splinter: I, too, once had a family, Danny. Many years ago. I lived in Japan. A pet of my master, Yoshi mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu. For Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroku Saki. And they competed in all things. But none more fiercely than for the love of a woman. Tang Shen. Shen's love was only for my master. And rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well. As my master returned home, to find his beloved Shen lying on the floor. And then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor. And took one swipe with his katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone and I was alone.
• Danny: Whatever happened to this Oroku Saki?
• Splinter: No one really knows. But you wear his symbol upon your brow.

(Danny comes to a realization, meanwhile Casey still searches for Danny now taking a disguise, Danny lowers his dogi to the floor)

• Shredder: (OS) What are you doing in there, boy?
• Danny: Nothing.

(Shredder enters with Tatsu, Joker, and Harley, he sees Splinter and then Danny's dogi, stare at him)

• Shredder: Where have you been?
• Danny: Nowhere.
• Shredder: You're lying to me.
• Danny: No.
• Shredder: And you're hiding something as well. (searches Danny until he sees the drawing, turn to the trio) They're back.

(the villain quartet leave, as Danny starts to spy on them)

• Tatsu: Master.
• Shredder: There will be no mistake this time. I go myself. And the rat...kill it.
• Joker: Permission to join you, Shredder?
• Harley Quinn: We wanna see some action.
• Shredder: So be it. But this is your last chance. (leaves)

(Danny hurries, but is stopped)

• Danny: Hey, what do you want?
• Casey: Shh, shh. (takes off his mask) Recognize me now, kid? Hey, what's the deal?
• Danny: You got to come with me.
• Casey: What are you talking about? Come with you?
• Danny: They're gonna kill Splinter.

(the duo leaves)

Sewer Battle/Saving Splinter

(the Foot enters the sewers and into an empty lair, steam suddenly appears cloaking the Foot, sounds of fighting are heard, the steam is turned off and cleared and our heroes are revealed)

• Leo: No sweat.
• Toad: Piece of cake.
• Slimer: Cake. Mmm.
• Raph: Gosh, I do hope there's more of them.
• Piglet: Don't look now. But I think we have company.

(more Foot ninja appear)

• Raph: Oh, good.
• Peach: Prepare for combat.
• Rabbit: Take no prisoners!

(everyone does so, meanwhile at the warehouse, Casey and Danny find Splinter)

• Casey: Well, where are the keys?
• Splinter: Who are you?
• Casey: The name's Casey Jones. A friend. Let's get out of here.

(Just as they escape, Tatsu and some kids block the way, at the lair our heroes continue fighting)

• Mikey: A little to the right. A little to the left. One more time. A little bit more like that. And stop. Perfect.

(April clonks the ninja)

• Mikey: You're a natural, sis.
• April: Thanks.

(at the warehouse, the kids try to attack but Tatsu stops them)

• Casey: Now, you know, a little Primatene might just help to clear that up there. (gets hit) That's gonna cost you, Tinker Bell. (gets hit again) I don't think that you're listening. (gets hit again) You know, I'm starting to pick up on a little language barrier thing going here. (gets hit again, sees golf clubs, grabs one and hits Tatsu) Fore! (swings at Tatsu, defeating him) I'll never call golf a dull game again.

(at the lair, everyone pushes the Foot out)

• Tigger: (OS) Chaaaaaaarrrrrrrge!

(Ash pops out on Donnie's skateboard)

• Ash: Gangway.
• Pikachu: Pika!

(both attack ninjas)

• Raph: Showoff.
• Misty: Welcome to my world.

(both hit a ninja, at the warehouse)

• Teen: What are we just standing here for? Let's get him.
• Casey: (grabs an iron club) Do you want to be first, junior, huh?
• Teen: We have a loyalty to The Shredder.
• Splinter: The Shredder uses you. He poisons your minds to obtain that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt.
• Teen: We're a family.
• Casey: Family? Is that what you said? Family? You call this here... And that down there, family?

(teens are uncertain as Casey heads to Splinter)

• Splinter: Casey.

(Danny and Casey carry Splinter)

Heroes vs The Shredder

(the Foot leave the sewers as does our heroes)

• Mikey: Hey, dudes, where you going? (he and Donnie hit a ninja with their shells) Hey, Donnie, looks like this one's suffering from shell shock.
• Donnie: Too derivative.
• Mikey: Boy, I guess we can really shell it out.
• Donnie: Too cliché.
• Mikey: Well, it was a shell of a good hit.
• Donnie: I like it. Step up.
• Mikey: Awesome.

(both Heroes and Foot ninja climb up the fire escape)

• Ash: Hey, where do you think you're going?

(Raph hits a ninja)

• Mikey: Hey, wait for me. (ducks a Foot ninja then hits him) God, I love being a turtle!

(everyone battles the Foot)

• Raph: Aw. No more?
• Harley Quinn: (appears) Whee! Nope. The fun has just begun.
• Joker: I'm gonna use your head for a bowling ball, Pooh Bear.
• Brock: Joker!
• Misty: Quinn!
• Mario: Do you think you can stop us?
• Joker: Not us. Him.

(Shredder appears, Pooh and Pals gasp)

• Donnie: Hmm. Nyuck, nyuck.
• Leo: Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
• Ttark: I don't know... ...but I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener.
• Shredder: You fight well in the old style... ...but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... ...The Shredder.
• Donnie: The Shredder?
• Mikey: Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.
• Raph: I got him. (fights him but gets beaten)
• Leo: This guy's good.
• Mikey: Yeah. Why don't you go next?
• Leo: Thank you. (leaps but Shredder dodges and kicks him)
• Mikey: (to Donnie) Uh... Match you for it?
• Both: One, two, three.
• Mikey: Damn. Great. Wah!

(the battle rages as Casey, Danny, Splinter, and the others head on over)

• Casey: Come on. So much for family, huh?

(April gets out of the sewer, at the roof our heroes are exhausted)

• Mikey: Now...exactly...What point...did we lose control here?
• Eeyore: Well, now that know Shredder's skills, what do we do now?
• Donnie: Maybe somebody ought to tell him that we're the good guys.
• Donkey Kong: Yeah. Like that'll work.
• Luigi: Any thoughts?
• Leo: I've only got one thought. This guy knows where Splinter is.

(Shredder turns as our heroes prepare for another round)

• Casey: (looks up and talks to Splinter) Looks like your boys are going to need a little... (turns to find no Splinter) Where did he go?

(the battle against Shredder continues, Casey then sees Foot ninja climbing up)

• Casey: Oh, boy. Leftovers. (gets on a garbage trucks) Yee-haw! (backs up as it hits the ladder, the Foot falls down, Casey beats them) It's a talent.

(Leo battles the Shredder, wounding him)

• Mewtwo: Where's Master Splinter?
• Shredder: Ah. The rat. So, it has a name.
• Good Fairy: Speak!
• Shredder: It had a name.
• Tigger: (stutters) What?
• Piglet: What?
• Winnie the Pooh: What?
• Rabbit: What?
• Eeyore: Huh?
• Mewtwo: What?
• Ash: What?
• Leo: You lie!
• Shredder: Do I?

(Leo charges at Shredder in anger)

• Peach: Leo!

(Shredder pins Leo)

• Pooh and Pals: (gasp)
• C-3P0: Oh my goodness!
• R2-D2: (beeps)
• Shredder: He dies.
• Heroes: Huh?
• Shredder: Weapons.

(Turtles get confused)

• Shredder: Now!
• Mewtwo: Better do what he says.

(Turtles throw away their weapons)

• Rabbit: Alright Shredder, we did what you said.
• Misty: Now release Leo!
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes. If you please.
• Pikachu: Pika!
• Shredder: Fools. You heroes might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate will be his.
• Pooh and Pals: (gasp)
• All: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Splinter appears)

• Mikey: Splinter.
• Peach: Splinter!
• Stay Puft: Sensei?
• Mewtwo: Father!

(Leo rolls back to the gang)

• Splinter: Yes, Oroku Saki. I know who you are. We met many years ago...in the home of my master: Hamato Yoshi.

(Shredder removes his mask to reveal his scar)

• Raph: It's him.
• Shredder: You. Now I will finish what I began with your ear. (charges at him but is stopped)
• Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be...

(Shredder throws a dagger but Splinter catches as Shredder falls toward the garbage truck)

• Splinter: Without honor.
• Casey: Oops. (pulls the lever, trash compactor activates seemingly crushing Shredder)
• Tigger: (laughs)

(Joker attacks Mewtwo as in the final battle of "Mask of the Phantasm," Mewtwo kicks him back)

• Mewtwo: (Batman VO) Joker!
• Joker: (activates, remaining World's Fair planes, laughs as he leaves)
• Stay Puft: Catch, Boss! (throws tarp)
• Mewtwo: (destroys planes, turns to the Joker)
• Joker: (tries to escape on a jet pack)
• Mewtwo: (gets on, strangling the Joker)
• Joker: You just don't know when to quit, do you?
• Mewtwo: (punches him, holding on)
• Joker: What are you doing? You're crazy. I'm you're only chance to redeem these kids. Let me go or we both die!
• Mewtwo: (Batman VO) Whatever it takes!

(flight battle ends with both Mewtwo and Joker going down)

• Everyone: Mewtwo!
• Ash: You did it! You beat him.
• Mewtwo: Not yet.
• Harley Quinn: Mr. J! You okay?
• Joker: For once, I'm stuck without a punchline. (Bowser appears) Uh-oh.
• Mewtwo: Bowser!

(Pooh and Pals Gasps)

• Mario: Him again?
• Ttark: That's Bowser?!
• Tigger: Yep, that's Him.
• Donkey Kong: Should we blast 'im?
• Mewtwo: Keep that option open. But hang on.
• Bowser: (growls, punches Joker)
• Joker: (screams and falls to garbage can)
• Bowser: That's where trash like you belongs. (turns)

(the Turtles and the Rebels prepare for battle until)

• Bowser: (throws down a smoke pellet)

(everyone coughs as smoke clears)

• Bowser (OS): Another time, Rebels!
• Donnie: Oh, great!
• Leo: Terrific!
• Raph: Wonderful!
• Mikey: Bummer!
• Rabbit: Why he....he's gone.
• Mewtwo: (Patou VO) Yeah, he’s gone. But he’ll be back and he won’t be alone. The coward.
• Ash: That creep!
• Peach: Don't worry, we'll get them next time.
• Piglet: Thank goodness.
• Leonardo: And we'll be ready.

(Bowser takes off on his clown car, April sees him)

• April O'Neil: (thinking) Delia’s right. That’s the monster who kidnapped Hotaru.

(Back on the roof)

• Turtles: Splinter, are you okay? Oh, Splinter. Oh, Splinter, we were so worried.
• Splinter: Kids.

(everyone hugs Splinter as sirens are heard)

Ending

(police cars appear as does a Channel 3 van, Charles Pennington steps out as police arrest Foot ninja)

• Charles Pennington: All right, guys, let's get to it.

(Danny runs through and stops to see April)

• Danny: April. April. April, here.
• April: Danny. What's this for?
• Danny: It's something I owe you. Trust me.

(April sees a $20 dollar bill)

• Danny: Dad.
• Charles Pennington: Danny? Danny. God, where have you been? I've had the whole city looking for you. Are you all right? Are you okay, Danny?
• Danny: It's okay, Dad. I'm okay, really. I'm okay. And Dad? It's just Dan now, okay?
• Charles: Dan?

(hugs each other, as we see Chief Sterns with other officers)

• Chief Sterns: What have you been up to? I want some stretchers in here. Get some doctors. Don't move. Get those kids. Don't let them get away.

(we now see April with Charles)

• Charles: April, I told you there were circumstances. I really need you to cover this.
• April: I don't know, Charles, you know... Did you know that May Williams over at Channel 5 has her own office?
• Charles: You can have an office.
• April: Yeah, well, she has her own corner office.
• Charles: You can have a corner office.
• April: Well. She's one of the highest-paid field reporters in New York City.
• Charles: Now you are.
• April: You are a tough negotiator, Charles.

(Sterns is seen with the kids Casey was with)

• Chief Sterns: All right, I want some answers. Now what in God's name happened out here tonight? Somebody better talk to me.
• Teen: Go check out the East Warehouse over at Lairdman Island. You'll get your answers there.
• Chief Sterns: All right, let's go.

(we see the police arrest Joker and Harley)

• Joker: Get your hands off the suit, you classless feeb! I am the former hitman for Valestra.
• Policeman: Yeah, yeah. And I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car.
• Harley Quinn: I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!
• Boy: Geez, what a squealer.

(April prepares herself as Casey come in)

• Casey: I've been looking all over for you.
• April: Oh, Casey, hi.
• Casey: "Hi"? You... I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy.
• April: Yeah?
• Casey: And all you say is hi?
• April: What? You don't need an ambulance, do you?
• Casey: No, but I was...
• April: Will you just shut up and kiss me, okay? I got a report to do.
• Casey: I love it when you're pushy.
• April: Hey.

(Both kiss as our heroes watch)

• Donnie: Woo-hoo! Nine-point-nine-five.
• Raph: All right, April.
• Mikey: All right, Casey.
• Donnie: Yeah, that's the way to go.
• Leo: We were awesome.
• Mikey: Bodacious.
• Raph: Bitchin'.
• Donnie: Uh...
• Mikey: Gnarly.
• Leo: Radical. Yeah.
• Raph: Totally tubular, dude.
• Mikey: Wicked.
• Leo: Hellacious.
• Ash: We rock!
• Tigger: We rule!
• Mario: Pasta Power!
• Donkey Kong: Banana Slam-a!
• Stay Puft: Boo to the yah, baby!
• Slimer: Yeah! (x3)
• Ttark: Wiggity Wiggity Whack!
• Donnie: Mega...
• Splinter: Ahem. I have always liked...
• Mewtwo: Liked what, Master?
• Splinter: Cowabunga.
• All: Cowabunga!
• Splinter: I made a funny.

(T-U-R-T-L-E Power plays)

THE END

Bonus Ending

(scene: Bowser's Flying Castle Fortress/Throne Room)

• Bowser: Four Turtles? Experts in Ninjutsu?
• Koopa General: That's what The Joker said before he and Harley were deported to Arkham Sire, they and the Rat were Exposed to the Mutagen.
• Bowser: New York has always been an epicenter of all kinds of plagues and vermin. First us, then ghosts, then a radioactive lizard the size of King Kong, and now this. What's next? More Superheroes and Vigilantes like Batman?
• Mistress 9: Most likely. They also pose a threat to our plans.
• Kamek: My lady, look in the mirror. You have nothing to worry about.
• Bowser Junior: Whatcha you talkin bout, Kamek?
• Kamek: I heard there's another foe of Batman's who may be of use: Dr. Victor Fries aka: Mr. Freeze. The last time I heard from him, he had his last encounter with Batman & Robin in Oceania, Grant Walker's failed underwater utopia. They say he'll do anything to save his wife.
• Bowser: Anything, huh? That gives me an idea. (to Koopa General) General, while The Rebels are on vacation at Denmark, find Mr. Fries. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse, once we we head to Gotham.
• Koopa General: Yes, sir!
• Kamek: We received a notification from Dr. Robotnik, the lifeless body of Godzilla and some of the technology of the Galactic Empire was sent, our new project is already in development at TGRI as we speak.
• Bowser: Excellent.
• Mistress 9: The best thing to do is to stay away from the Rebels for a while, it's too early for them to notice when we leave for Gotham City.
• Bowser: Indeed. They earned their rest which we still have great plans in store for them and their...
• Bowser (OS to the Image of the DigiDestined and their Digimon): Protégés.