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This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of The Wizard of Oz.

Opening/Meeting Dorothy

(Christopher Robin and all his friends are building a stage. Tigger paints one of the background and splatters it with more)

Rabbit: (pushes a piano) It's almost time.

Piglet: W-w-what's going on, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry, Piglet. You'll find out.

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Christopher Robin: (to the people behind the curtain) Quiet. (clears throat) And now, we begin our play. Which we call: Pooh's Adventures of The Wizard of Oz.

Piglet: Wizard?

Christopher Robin: Shh. Not yet. Ahem. (opens script book) Act 1: Our story begins.

(The movie opens with the MGM logo and goes onto the opening credits. In Kansas (tinted in sepia tone) A young girl who is wearing a light blue dress gingham over her white shirt, two braided pigtails and black shoes. This is Dorothy Gale running down the country road with her small brown terrier dog Toto.)

Dorothy Gale: (Worried) She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to didn't she? Come on, we'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. Come on Toto.

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(She rushes home to tell her Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. But they're concerned about the broken incubator and they're counting the chicks. Dorothy flings the gate open.)

Dorothy Gale: (Running up to Auntie Em) Aunt Em! Aunt Em! Just listen what Miss Gulch did to Toto.

Auntie Em:(Not listening) Dorothy, please we're trying to count.

Dorothy Gale: (Protesting) Oh, but Aunt Em she hit him.

Uncle Henry: Don't bother us, honey. This old incubators gone bad and we're likely to lose some of our chicks.

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"Somewhere Over the Rainbow"/Miss Gulch

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Ash Ketchum: What kind of a place do you think it is?

Dorothy Gale: It's far, far away. Behind the moon... Beyond the rain. (Begins singing) Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high There's a land that I've heard of, once in a lullaby Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where trouble melt like lemon drops away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can'r I?

(The birds are singing as the sun shines through the clouds.)

Dorothy Gale: (Singing) If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I?

(The song ends and Dorothy hugs Toto affectionately.)

(An angry woman rides her bicycle down the country road to the farm, this is Miss Gulch she has a basket on the back of her bicycle. Then she leaned her bicycle against the fence while Uncle Henry is holding a paint brush.)

Miss Gulch: Mr. Gale?

Uncle Henry: Howdy, Miss Gulch.

Miss Gulch: I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy.

Uncle Henry: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?

Miss Gulch: What's she done? I'm all but blame from the bite on my leg!

Uncle Henry: You mean she bit you?

Miss Gulch: No, her dog!

Uncle Henry: Oh, she bit her dog, eh?

Miss Gulch: No! (enters the house and has a sight conversation with Aunt Em) That dog's a menace to the community. I'm taking him to the Sheriff and make sure he's destroyed.

(The scene switches to the living room where Miss Gulch lectures the Gales about Toto. While Dorothy holds Toto protectively.)

Miss Gulch: (Angrily) That dog's a menace to the community. I'm taking him to the sheriff to make sure he's destroyed.

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Dorothy runs away/Mr. Marvel/Tornado

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Bagherra: There's a big tornado coming! We must stop her!

Brock: Bagherra's right. As long as she's above ground, it's not safe for her and us. We have to get her below ground.

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Ash Ketchum: Dorothy, wait!

Misty: Stop!

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Tigger: Stop!

Rabbit: Don't go in there!

Winnie the Pooh: Wait, Dorothy!

Piglet: No!

Dorothy Gale: Auntie Em! (A window sash blown by the wind hits on the head which causes her to yelp and she lies back on her bed unconscious.)

(The camera switches where the house is spinning inside the tornado. Outside of Dorothy's bedroom window a picket fence and a tree float by and Dorothy awakens as the chicken coop floats by. Dorothy sits up and looks on as the old lady knits in the rocking chair she waves to Dorothy and Dorothy waves back. A cow floats by mooing and Toto looks out the window as he barks. Two men in a row boat float by gave friendly gestures at Dorothy as she continues to look on and sees that she's in the middle of a tornado.)

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Entering Oz/Meeting Glinda/Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead

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Winnie the Pooh: Oh my!

Rabbit: Oh my, my!

Bagherra: Oh! My aching back! (groans)

Ash Ketchum: (gasps in amazement) Where are we? This isn't Kansas.

Baloo: I don't know where we are, but this place is beautiful.

Misty: Brock, do you know what this place is?

Brock: Let me see. (looks on his map) Hmmm.... Huh. I don't see anything about this place on the map. It's not even written on it.

Dorothy Gale: Guys... I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Piglet: Where where are we?

Tigger: I wish I knew.

Dorothy Gale: We must be over the rainbow!

Dorothy puts Toto down and then the bubble floats down towards Dorothy as it approaches. Then a woman appears she is wearing a pink gown with a matching crown, has auburn curly hair and carrying a long magic wand. This is Glinda the Good Witch of the North.)

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The Wicked Witch of the West appears/Follow the Yellow Brick Road

(Suddenly red smoke appeared and the and all Munchkins fall out as a green witch came out of the smoke)

Kari Kamiya: Look it's.

T.K. Takaishi: A-a-a-A Witch!

Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!!!

Tigger: Yikes!

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Dorothy: I thought you said she was dead.

Glinda: That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East. This is the Wicked Witch of the West. She's worse than the other one was.

Misty: You mean the witch that Dorothy's house fell on was this one's sister?!

Ash Ketchum: I had no idea witches can actually be related to each other.

Brock: Neither did I.

Wicked Witch: Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? (to Dorothy) Was it you?

Dorothy Gale: No, no it was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody.

Wicked Witch of the West: Well, my little pretty. I can cause accidents too!

Glinda: Aren't you forgetting the ruby slippers?

Wicked Witch: The slippers. Yes! (She walks back to the house) The slippers.

(As the Witch reaches for the slippers but they disappear from the feet of the Wicked Witch of the East.)

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Munchkins: (Singing) Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow, follow, follow, follow Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. (Dorothy and Toto begin following the Yellow Brick Road as some of the Munchkins bowed to her) You're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz. You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz. If ever a wiz there was. If ever, oh ever a wiz there was. The Wizard of Oz is because. Because, because, because, Because, because. Because of the wonderful things he does. You're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz

(The Munchkins all wave goodbye to Dorothy, and our heroes and they waves back to them. Then Dorothy and Toto begin their journey to the Emerald City.)

Meet the Scarecrow/If I only have a Brain

(Dorothy, Pooh, Ash, and their friends came to a corn field heading to Emerald City when they came to a fork in the road)

Dorothy: (Confused) Follow the Yellow Brick Road? Follow the Yellow...? Now which way do we go?

Scarecrow: Pardon me! That way is a very nice way.

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Scarecrow: Do? Why if I had a brain, I could... (singing) I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' whilemy thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, In trouble or in pain.

Dorothy: (singing) With the thoughts you'd be thinkin', you could be another Lincoln if you only had a brain.

Scarecrow: (singing) Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore. I could think of things I never thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think some more. I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin'. My heart all full of pain. I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain.

Dorothy Gale: (Picks up the straw and shakes his hand) Wonderful! (Puts the straw back in inside of Scarecrow) Why, if our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that the crows would be scared to pieces!

Scarecrow: They would?

Dorothy Gale: (Nodding) Mm-hmm

Scarecrow: (Curiously) Where's Kansas?

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Meet the Tin Woodsman/If I only have a Heart

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Dorothy Gale: (Astonished) Why, it's a man! (To Scarecrow) A man made out of tin!

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Dorothy: Did you say something?

Tin Woodsman: (muffled) Oil can

Rabbit: Well, what did he say?

Dorothy: He said "oil can".

Brock: Oil can?

Scarecrow: Oil can what?

Dorothy: Oil can?

Ash Ketchum: (notices an oil can on the trump stump) Oh! Dorothy, I think he wants that oil can right there. (points to the oil can)

Dorothy: Oh! (grabs the oil can) Here it is. Where do you want to be oiled first?

Tin Woodsman: (muffled) My mouth. My mouth!

Scarecrow: He said his mouth! (takes the oil can and oils his mouth and cap) Do the other side.

Tin Woodsman: (his mouth makes squeaking noises until he starts talking) Me - e, me - e-, My- mmm-my, my, my, my goodness. I can talk again! Oh - oil my arms, please - oil my elbows.

(Dorothy and Scarecrow oils the Tin Woodsman's arms and elbows. The Tin Woodsman groans in happiness and Dorothy pushes down his right arm holding his axe.)

Dorothy: Did that hurt?

Tin Woodsman: No, it feels wonderful. I've held that axe up for ages.

Piglet: Oh, dear. How did you end up rusted like this?

Tin Woodsman: Oh - well, about a year ago, I was chopping that tree when suddenly it began to rain. And right in the middle of a chop, I - I rusted solid. And I've been that way ever since. Oh.

Piglet: Oh dear.

Dorothy Gale: Well, you're perfect now.

Tin Woodsman: (To Scarecrow) My neck. My neck. (Scarecrow oils Tin Man's neck) (To Dorothy) Perfect? Bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect. Go ahead, bang on it! (Dorothy bangs on his chest which causes an echo)

Scarecrow: Beautiful! What an echo!

Baloo: Hey. (chuckles) You know something? It will make a nice rhythm.

Mako: Can you do that again?

Korra: Boys! So what's wrong with it?

Tin Woodsman: (sadly) It's empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.

Everybody: No heart?

Tin Woodsman: No heart. All hallow. (nearly trips and starts singing) When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle, and yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human, if I only had heart. I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental regarding Love and Art. I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boys who shoots the arrows, if I only had a heart. Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.

Juliet: (off-screen) Wherefore art thou, Romeo? (heartbeat)

Tin Woodsman: (singing) I hear a beat.... (heartbeat) How sweet. Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion, and really feel the part. I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper, if I only had a heart.

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Wicked Witch: (cackles) You call that "long?" Why, you've just begun! Helping the little lady along are you, my fine people? Well, stay away from her, or I'll stuff a mattress with you! (points to Scarecrow) And you! (points to Tin Woodsman) I'll use you for a beehive!

Ash Ketchum: Over my dead body, witch!

Tai Kamiya: Mine too!

Brock: Mine too!

Wicked Witch: You kids got some nerve talking back at me like that! But no matter, I'll still make good use for you as well once I'm finished with the little girl. I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got some important matters to attend to. Like plotting my revenge and getting my slippers. But before I go... (looks at Scarecrow) Here, Scarecrow, wanna play ball? (throws a ball of fire down at the gang)

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Bagherra: Seize that creature!

Ash Ketchum: Let's get her!

(Rabbit, Ash, Tai, Brock, and Tigger run up to the roof to attack the witch, but she makes a quick escape as she disappears in red smoke, causing them to cough)

Rabbit: (coughs) Where did that ugly, wicked, green-skinned monster go?

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Meet the Cowardly Lion/If I only have the Nerve

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Cowardly Lion: (singing) Yeah, it's sad believe me missy when you're born to be a sissy without the vim and verve. But I could show prowess, be a lion not a mouse if I only had the nerve. I'm afraid there's no denyin'. I'm just a dandy lion, a fate I don't deserve. I'd be brave as a blizzard.

Tin Woodsman: (singing) I'd be gentle as a lizard.

Scarecrow: (singing) I'd be clever as a gizzard.

Dorothy: (singing) If the wizard is a wizard who will serve.

Scarecrow: (singing) Then I'm sure to get a brain.

Tin Woodsman: (singing) A heart.

Dorothy: (singing) A home.

Cowardly Lion: (singing) The nerve.

Everyone: (Singing together) Oh, we're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whiz of a wiz. If ever a wiz there was. If ever, oh ever a wiz there was. The Wizard of Oz is one because. Because, because, because. Because, because. Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz.

(Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion and Toto continue their journey to the Emerald City.)

The Poppy field/Emerald City

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The Merry old land of Oz/If I were King of the Forest/Meeting the Wizard

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The Haunted Forest/Flying Monkeys attack/Toto escapes

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Winnie the Pooh: Look, guys!

Ash Ketchum: AHHHH!!!!! They took Dorothy and her dog!

Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear!

Rabbit: Where are they taking her?!

Tigger: What do we do?!

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Rescuing Dorothy/The chase/The Wicked Witch melts

(Toto climbs down the rig and runs back to Dorothy's friends)

Tin Woodsman: (hears Toto's barking) Look! There's Toto! Where'd he come from?

(Toto barks)

Scarecrow: Why don't you see? He's come to take us to Dorothy!

Rabbit: He's right.

Tigger: Let's go!

Ash Ketchum: Let's go rescue Dorothy!

Tai Kamiya: Lead the way, Toto!

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Piglet: I just remembered. I have a very important appointment. (chuckles) Under my bed.

Tigger: But Piglet, we have to go save Dorothy from the Wicked Witch of the West.

Piglet: Why?

Rabbit: Because if we don't do something soon, the witch will kill her and take the ruby slippers.

Brock: And her aunt and uncle back in Kansas will never see her again.

Tigger: Oh, come on, old Piglet, old partner, old buddy, this showdown won't be so bad.

Piglet: Wouldn't be so bad? She's called the Wicked Witch of the West. Not the Friendly Witch of the West or the Perfectly Wonderful Witch of the West. No! It's the Wicked Witch of the West! I'm not going in that castle and get myself killed!

Rabbit: But Piglet, what about the play?

Piglet: Uh, isn't there anything in the play where Dorothy gets sent back to Kansas in the end?

Christopher Robin: As a matter of fact, there is.

Piglet: Well, if you're sure... okay.

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Rabbit: (quietly) Shush!

Winnie the Pooh: (quietly) I am shushed!

Ash Ketchum: (quietly) Okay, everyone, here's the plan. Jiminy, you and Zazu fly around up there and find Dorothy. She might be in one of the towers.

Tai Kamiya: (quietly) Once you find her, tell her that we're on our way and keep her hopes alive. Let her know everything's going to be okay.

Misty: (quietly) And don't let any of the witch's guards see you.

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Wicked Witch: (screams) You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting, melting! (begins to melt) Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?! Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going! Ohhhh – Ohhhhhhhhhh! (melts completely)

Wizard revealed/Heroic rewards from the Wizard

(The scene changes back to the Wizard's throne room.)

Wizard of Oz: (booming voice) Can I believe my eye? Why have you come back?

Dorothy Gale: (shows him the broomstick) Please, sir. We've done what you've told us. We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her. (placed the broomstick by the throne)

Wizard of Oz: (impressed) Ah, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful.

Dorothy Gale: Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir.

Wizard of Oz: (booming voice) Not so fast. Not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow.

Dorothy Gale: Tomorrow? Oh, but I want to go home now!

Tin Woodsman: You've had plenty of time already!

Cowardly Lion: Yeah!

Wizard of Oz: (booming voice) Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow!

(Toto runs off to hide under a curtain.)

Jiminy Cricket: Now, look here, Mr. "Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz," it wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop-er-er YOUR CONSCIENCE! If you have one!

Tigger: Yeah, Brunos. If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises!

Wizard of Oz: (booming voice) Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures! Think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now!

(Toto pulls the curtain aside, revealing the real Wizard of Oz as a short, middle-aged man with blond hair talking through a microphone.)

Wizard of Oz: (normal voice) Oh. (booming voice) The Great Oz has spoken! (normal voice) Oh! (hides behind the curtain; booming voice) Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The great and - Oz has spoken!

Dorothy Gale: (pulls back the curtain) Who are you?

Wizard of Oz: Oh, uh, uh, (booming voice) I am the Great and Powerful (normal voice) Wizard of Oz...

Brock: WHAT?! You're the Wizard of Oz?!

Dorothy Gale: You are? I don't believe you.

Wizard of Oz: I'm afraid it's true; there's no other Wizard, except me.

Bagheera: Why you big fraud, you! You, you-you-you four-flusher! I-I am fed up! (grumbles angrily)

Baloo: (calms Bagheera down) Easy there, Bagheera. Let's not get hasty now. (stares angrily at the Wizard) And you, what's the big idea of scaring us like that?!

Tigger: Yeah, brunos! Why did you trick us?

Scarecrow: You humbug!

Cowardly Lion: Yeah!

Wizard of Oz: Yes, that's exactly so. I'm a humbug.


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