Opening/Riddle Us This, Zeroes[]
Buff: (narrating) Riddle Me This.
(The episode begins with Al-G and Quizz gazing at a satellite dish)
Al-G: Ah-ha. There you are.
Quizz: Just what I need for our genius plan. Time for some skyway robbery!
(and he attaches the satellite dish to his hook and leaves)
Al-G: So far, so excellently good.
Quizz: And not a single Batwheel in sight.
Quizz: Come closer my turbo boosting Batwheels. You never were too... 'Bright'!
Al-G: And look you're in the flashing position.
Red: Flashing position?
(a flash of light beams at them)
Bam: Agh! My eyes!
Sonic: I can't see!
Our heroes: (scream as they fall)
Wing: Oh bats!
Al-G: My, my! Aren't we the ones "hanging around"?
Quizz: What a bunch of crash-test-dummies!
Bam: What are you up to Quizz?
Buff: And why you steal that satellite dish?
Al-G: Isn't it clear?
Quizz: We need it to help me make fools out of everybody in Gotham. And prove that I Quizz am the smartest of them all!
Wing: We're smarter than any windbag of a whirlybird.
Al-G: Really?
Quizz: Prove it! Let's play a little game of Riddles. Oh-ho-ho! How I love riddles. If you solve it, you can find us and my plan.
Al-G: Riddle us this, zeroes.
Quizz: Follow the questions and you'll have a wild chase.
Al-G: But checking the time...
Wing: Ow!
Quizz: Is how you win this race.
Red: Well, they're gone.
Following the Clues[]
Frenchy: What follows is a song montage.
(the song Riddle Me This starts)
The Goose Statue[]
Bam: There's the statue.
Red: (in Squidward's voice) Wait. It's too easy. There must be some kind of...
(???)
Our heroes: Huh?
Red: (sighs) Booby trap.
Smurfblossom: Ulgh! What is this stuff?
Cranky Kong:
Knuckles:
Smurfstorm:
Sonic:
Donkey Kong:
Smurfstorm:
Garnet:
Peridot:
Smufette:
Let's Play with Time/Final Battle[]
Quizz: Let's play with time!
(???)