This is the film script for Ryan's Adventures of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins.
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Opening: The arrival of the VHS movie[]
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[At Andy's room in the Toy Story world, we see the baby monitor]
Sarge: VHS, this is Beta! We got the package.
Rex: Oh, oh, oh.
Sarge: We're coming home!
Rex: Hey, everybody! It's here! It's here!
Woody: It's here? Well, it's about time.
Sarge: Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
[The green army men carries the VHS box]
Little Green Men: Ohh!
[Rex knocks the LGMs over]
Rex: Aah! It's the new action-packed Buzz Lightyear movie!
Sarge: Hut, two, three, four! All right, move it out!
Rex: Somebody put in the tape! Put it in! My tiny arms can't reach!
Woody: Okay, okay, hold your horses, Rex.
Rex: Put it in!
Woody: Gosh. It's stuck.
Rex: Aah!
[The case opens]
Woody: Just kidding.
Rex: Oh.
Buzz Lightyear: Let me take a look at that. Wow, a Buzz Lightyear movie.
Woody: What do you know? You don't look so fat when they draw you that way.
Buzz Lightyear: Uh-huh. Let's watch it.
Rex: Yes, please, quick, quick.
Woody: Buzz, we're not gonna watch the whole thing. We just wanna see all the commercials at the beginning.
Rex: What?
Buzz Lightyear: He's kidding, Rex.
Wheezy: Excuse me, Mr. Lightyear. You ought to sign that tape there. It might be worth something someday.
Rex: He can sign it later! Put it in! Put it in!
Woody: Darn thing's jammed.
Rex: Jammed? Oh, I can't stand the suspense. I can't. I just- I- Oh!
[Rex faints]
Hamm: Oh, boy!
Buzz Lightyear: Rex!
Woody: Gee, maybe we went too far.
[Rex gets up on his feet]
Rex: Ha, ha! Just kidding!
Hamm: Ha, ha. Good one, Rex. Very good.
[Hamm pressed the remote and the title appears on screen; "Ryan's Adventures of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins". ]
/Ryan, Meg and friends meets Buzz/[]
[Then we see space and Buzz's Space Ranger info]
Buzz Lightyear: (voiceover) This is the universe. I work here. Names Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear. I'm a Space Ranger.
[The Space Ranger of Warp Darkmatter is shown]
Buzz Lightyear (voiceover): My partner Warp Darkmater and I work out on Star Command's Universe Protection Unit. At 0800 hours, the report came in.
[The Mission is shown]
Female Computer voice: Missing: three little green men. Last seen: Star Command Science Bay. Alpha mission objective: locate L.G.M.s A.S.A.P.
Buzz Lightyear: (voiceover) We'll find and rescue these little green men... even if we must go to infinity... and beyond.
[We pan down to a planet and the yellow letters read "Zeta Quadrant" with another said "Uninhabitable Moon". We see a ship on the rock and the steam covers the camera. We see Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear Mission log. We've searched this gaseous planetoid from top to bottom... with no sign of the missing personnel.
[Then a light shines on Buzz with a car honk noise being heard]
Buzz Lightyear: Hey!
Warp Darkmatter: Come on, buddy. Nobody ever reads those reports.
Buzz Lightyear: Warp, my friend... procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos.
Warp Darkmatter: Buzz, if it means less paperwork, I'll take chaos.
[He gets into the buggy]
Warp Darkmatter: Oh, man. Give it up, partner. This rock's as dead as it looks.
Buzz Lightyear: Never judge a moon by its crater. We'd better double-check the dark side.
Warp Darkmatter: I'll drive.
[The buggy drives on the ground then drives off the cliff. The three LGMs appear and they land]
Warp Darkmatter: Well, mission accomplished. Three L.G.M.s disappeared. We just found three L.G.M.s.
Buzz Lightyear: Hmm. Well, I don't think these are the three missing Little Green Men.
Warp Darkmatter: Sure, not anymore.
Buzz Lightyear: I'm afraid these three are stowaways. Ah, blast! This won't look good in my report. Hey!
Ryan Freestar: What are they doing?
L.G.M.s.: Must save the lost ones!
Warp Darkmatter:.Whoa, whoa, whoa. We'll find your amigos, boys. Just not here.
L.G.M.: Here!
Buzz Lightyear: How can you be so sure?
L.G.M.s.: Mindlink.
Warp Darkmatter: Oh, come on!
L.G.M.s.: Evil!
Warp Darkmatter: Now you're just trying to freak us out.
Buzz Lightyear: No, it's my worst fear come true.
Warp Darkmatter: Here we go.
Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance... evil Emperor Zurg!
Warp Darkmatter: What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?
Warp Darkmatter: All I know is we've searched half of the Zeta quadrant to find the missing L.G.M.s, and what do we find? A lot of nothing!
[Buzz saw something bad behind Warp]
Warp Darkmatter: There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?
Buzz Lightyear: Crater viper! Look out!
[Buzz and Warp dodges the attack and ready their lasers]
Buzz Lightyear: Strange. Crater vipers never hunt in packs.
Warp Darkmatter: Tell them that!
[They fire at the crater viper and Buzz hits one. Buzz hits another]
Warp Darkmatter: Thanks, partner.
Buzz Lightyear: Looks like this moon's not so dead after all!
Warp Darkmatter: Give me a minute. It will be.
L.G.M.s: The lost ones!
Buzz Lightyear: What are you doing? Ooh!
L.G.M.: This way.
[They miss the crater viper. Warp is shooting at one. Buzz gets grabbed by the crater viper but he gets free by activating his jetpack. He saves the LGMs by shooting at the Crater viper. Warp zaps some]
Buzz Lightyear: Warp, hit 'em from below!
Warp Darkmatter: Soft underbellies, eh? [activates his jetpack, flies up and pulls out his weapon] Let's see how ticklish.
[He fires at the Crater vipers. They go to a monster mutant]
Buzz Lightyear: Of course! I should have guessed! A crater viper slag monster mutant! The L.G.M.s!
Warp Darkmatter: Are they insane?!
[The crater vipers are about to get them]
L.G.M.s: Must save the lost ones.
[Buzz and Warp flys and grabs the three]
Warp Darkmatter: Can't you just...
Buzz Lightyear: Warp, Gemini split now!
[They did Gemini split and got to safety]
Warp Darkmatter: Any reason you were looking to shake hands with a beast from 20,000 craters?
L.G.M.s: The lost ones are there!
Warp Darkmatter: Oh, well, then I'd say they're the dead ones now. Let's get out of here.
Buzz Lightyear: Ha! I'm goin' in! Follow my lead!
Warp Darkmatter: I hope you have a plan!
Buzz Lightyear: No more so than usual.
[Buzz and Warp activate their grapple hooks and got the crater vipers]
Warp Darkmatter: Now what?
Buzz Lightyear: Full throttle! Hit it!
[They fly up and pulls the monster with all their might. The cable starts to fray then the monster is lifted to show an outpost with the Z on it]
Buzz Lightyear: The lost ones aren't in it. They're under it! Not...enough...power! New plan! Above us!
[They fire and the rocks fall. The two dodges the rocks and the big rock kills the monster. The two are safe]
Warp Darkmatter: That was your plan?
Buzz Lightyear: Most of it. Where are the L.G.M.s?
Warp Darkmatter: Take a guess.
[The two lands]
L.G.M.s: Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: I knew it.
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TBA/Saving the 3 LGMs/Warp's sacrifice[]
[Inside Zurg's subterranean outpost, the brain pod is controlling the torture tank]
L.G.Ms: Ow! Ow! Aah! Ow!
Brain Pod 29: [looks up when the doors slide open] Wha—? [sighs in relief upon seeing 13]
Brain Pod 13: Anything?
Brain Pod 29: No.
Brain Pod 13: Oh! He's not going to like this...
[The doors slide open again and the minions gasp]
Grub: Anything?
Brain Pod 29: [shakes head] No.
Grub: Oh, he's not going to like this!
[The Grub leaves and the doors close, but the doors slide open, scaring them again]
Grub: Uh. What should I tell him?
Brain Pod 29: We have proven that the little green men think and feel as one. We... [chuckles] Just don't know how.
Grub: Oh, he's not going to like this at all...
[The Grub leaves and the door closes again, but the doors slide open for a final time]
Brain Pod 29: [Annoyed] Oh, now what!
Grub: [clenched in Zurg's hand] He, uh, he didn't like it...
[Zurg drops Grub]
Brain Pod 13: Evil Emperor Zurg! Hi. How are you? The torture tank is good to go here as you can see and I..
Evil Emperor Zurg: [swats Brain Pod 13 aside] Silence!
Brain Pod 13: My bad.
[Zurg uses his claws to cut the tank open]
L.G.M.s: Ooh! Ow!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Proper torture requires the personal touch. Or if you got it.
[Zurg zaps them]
L.G.M.s: Ow!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Ha, ha, ha!
L.G.M.s: We are one.
[Zurg zaps them again and chuckles]
L.G.M. 1: We will never talk.
L.G.M. 2: Do your worst.
Evil Emperor Zurg: My plan exactly.
[He zaps the LGMs. Outside, Buzz tries to use the laser on the door but to no avail]
[Buzz Lightyear: Blast! Laser-resistant diabonic alloy.
Warp Darkmatter: Let me try.
[He knocks the door and grub answers]
Grub: Yes?
[Warp closes the door, knocking Grub out then opens the door again]
Warp Darkmatter: After you.
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L.G.M.: Excuse us. Coming through.
Buzz Lightyear: Get back in the ship and wait.
L.G.M.s: No!
Buzz Lightyear: Now, I know this is personal for you, but I must insist.
L.G.M.s: No!
Buzz Lightyear: Okay, we're getting into a chain of command area here, so really-
L.G.M.s: We feel the pain. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Oh. Oh, right. It's the mind link thing.
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Buzz Lightyear: Space Ranger Warp Darkmatter sacrifices himself for the success of his mission and for the safety of his fellows. I miss him very much,
TBA/Meet Mira Nova/[]
(In the Training deck of Star Command we find a red hair, blue faced woman, and many other Space ranger trainees training in battle on the Training Deck. The text reads "Training Deck" before vanishing]
Woman on PA: Commander Nebula. Report to Training Deck.
(We then see the leader and founder of Star Command: Commander Nebula)
Commander Nebula: Yeah, yeah, way ahead of ya. (groaned; then noticed and spoke on radio) Cadet Flroim, watch your tail son!
(We see a red alien Space Ranger firing his laser till he heard what Commander Nebula said and turned around to discover one of the training robots behind him and outgrabs his tail as he screamed in pain then got thrown to a wall. Then he got blasted by a laser gun which sent him out of the field. The lasers fired at another ranger as he tried to avoid them but got hit)
Commander Nebula: (speaking from radio) You people try that kind of hot-dogging in the field, and you're space dust!
(Then Buzz, Ryan, Meg and his friends came to training deck station)
Buzz Lightyear: (salutes) Commander Nebula.
Commander Nebula: (notices) Ah, Lightyear! Hey, who are the new folks with ya?
Buzz Lightyear: A few people from the planet Earth.
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(The alarm sound alerts the Space Ranger trainees)
Red Haired Space Ranger: Bring it on.
(The goo guns lined up, as the red haired space ranger and another female ranger noticed)
Red Haired Space Ranger: Huh?!
(More robots appeared, and ramps popped out from the wall, alerting three shocked space rangers)
Buzz Lightyear: Level 9? Commander, they're only rookies. Come on, I train on level 9.
Commander Nebula: I know. - - -
Commander Nebula: [on the microphone] Level… 10.
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Buzz, meet your new partner!
BUZZ (Horrified): Partner!?
Mira Nova: Sir, what you did for my people, (Sticks her hand out to Buzz) it inspired me to join.
Buzz Lightyear: No.
[Buzz leaves]
Mira Nova (Confused): No?
Commander Nebula: "No" what?
Buzz Lightyear: No partner. Too risky.
Commander Nebula: Ah. Look, son. I know you're still torn up about Warp, but next time you're out there…
Buzz Lightyear: And Zurg aims for me? What's to keep the princess from ending up like Warp?
Commander Nebula: (angry) YEAH? WELL, MAYBE IT'S THE PRINCESS KEEPING YOU FROM ENDING UP LIKE WARP!
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Mira Nova: Okay, hello? "The Princess" has a name!
Buzz Lightyear: Yeah, I'm sorry, Prince... (Facepalms in frustration) Mira! I work alone.
Mira Nova: So, you're gonna stop Zurg all by yourself?
Buzz Lightyear: That's the general plan.
Mira Nova: But regulations clearly state that…
Buzz Lightyear: I know regulations! I wrote half of them! But as long as Zurg is gunning for me, anybody close to me is gonna get caught in the crossfire.
Commander Nebula: Noted. But, Buzz. There's one thing you should know.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, sir?
Commander Nebula: [shouting] YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT THERE WITHOUT BACKUP!!
Buzz Lightyear: [Heads for the doorway where he entered) I'm sorry, Commander. But from now on, Buzz Lightyear flies solo. (Gets sucked up through the tube and exits the room)
Ryan Freestar: Oh my. So, he works alone because someone close to him is gone.
TBA[]
Zurg Tower/[]
[Then the scene changes to Zurg Tower on Planet Z. The text reads "Zurg Tower. A Very Evil Place". Inside, Zurg comes in]
Evil Emperor Zurg: Good morning, lackeys. Where's my new henchman?
Brain Pod: They are arming him now, sir.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Does he have a flamethrower? Remember last time. (We find a few Grubs preparing the new henchman) A Flamethrower would have really come in handy.
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Agent Z: Thanks.
[As Zurg say this line, the masked ranger breaks free from his restraints]
Evil Emperor Zurg: A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry!
Ryvine Sparktron: Yeah. He is so cool. He is like an Agent Z to me.
Evil Emperor Zurg: You are right, Ryvine. And that name is perfect for my new henchman. [to his new henchman] I shall call you… Agent Z!
Agent Z: That's stupid.
Evil Emperor Zurg: [angry] MY MOTHER USED TO CALL ME THAT!
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Agent Z: Agent Z, love it. Especially the whole Z thing.
Meet XR/[]
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Buzz Lightyear(Off-screen): What's up, fellas?
LGM: We heard about your fight with Commander Nebula.
Buzz Lightyear: Now, it wasn't a fight. It was just a professional disagreement. And in time, he'll admit that I'm better off alone.
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LMG: We have solved your partner problem.
Buzz Lightyear: Not you guys too. Look, I can't have a partner problem because I don’t have a partner!
LGM (Sad): But XR is perfect for you. (The other LGMs hang their heads in sadness)
Buzz Lightyear: XR? Who's XR?
Ryan Freestar: Yeah. Who is XR?
ALL SIX LGMs (Whispering): Yes!
[As they whisper "Yes!", the lights dim down and the camera flies over to two LGMs standing under a spotlight, in front of a garage door.]
LGM on the left: Not "who". "What".
LGM on the right: Witness the future of space justice!
LGM ON THE LEFT: XR!
LGM ON THE RIGHT: The experimental ranger!
[The two LGMs walk off the stage and smoke comes out as the door opens. The camera then focuses on XR's Star Command logo on his chest. Then in another shot, we see a close-up of his green eyes as they light up with yellow lights. The final camera shot reveals his wheels for feet, then the camera slowly rises until we see his face.
XR (MONOTONE): XR, reporting for duty.
[XR moves forward as the lights come back on. The door closes behind him]
Jessie Primefan:
Sci-Ryan: So that is XR.
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L.G.M: If Zurg blows up XR…
LGMs: We can put him back together!
Buzz Lightyear: And Commander Nebula approved a robot Ranger?
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Buzz Lightyear: He hates robots.
LGM: Well, he doesn’t exactly know.
Commander Nebula: [voice] He does now.
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Commander Nebula: So, you went ahead and built that expendable Ranger.
LGM in the middle: Uh, "experimental" Ranger.
Commander Nebula: [] UNAUTHORISED RANGER!!
LGM in the middle: Uh.. Hehe. [hands Nebula a clipboard with the authorisation form] Well, technically, it was authorised.. by you. [chuckles nervously] We slipped it in with our vacation request.
Commander Nebula: Craters. They always get me that way. I keep telling them, no bucket of bolts can stand up to a real ranger.
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LGM: We thought of that. Artificial Intelligence Chip. XR is programmed to watch and learn.
[XR blinks twice]
LGM (on the right): And he'll be learning from the best. You.
Buzz Lightyear: True. But, uh, [crosses his arms] I don't know.
[XR crosses his arms]
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LGM: At least give him a test run as your new partner.
Commander Nebula (Angry): Lightyear, I already told you! Ranger Nova is your new partner!
Buzz Lightyear (Angry): Why won't anybody listen to me!? (Camera focuses on Commander Nebula) NO (Camera focuses on XR) MORE (Camera focuses on the LGMs) PARTNERS!
All LGMs: But, Buzz!
(Suddenly they freeze and their antennas start wiggling)
Commander Nebula: What's eatin' them?
Buzz Lightyear: I've seen this before. It's the "Mindlink".
All LGMs: Evil!
[Buzz looks at the camera and glares of what he remembers]
Buzz Lightyear: Zurg!
LGMs: [gasps] His dark force invade our home world!
Buzz Lightyear: I'm on my way! (Runs out of the Science Bay)
XR (MONOTONE): (Runs after Buzz) I'm on my way.
[A triangle flies from the bottom right to the top left of the screen, transitioning to Buzz's rocket as it blasts off into space. In one shot the rocket flies towards the screen where we cut to inside the shuttle where Buzz opens his wrist communicator and talks into it.]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. Zurg's dark shadow looms over the…
XR (MONOTONE): Buzz Lightyear mission log.
[Camera zooms out, revealing XR copying Buzz]
XR (MONOTONE): Zurg's shadow looms over the... (Buzz turns to him)
Buzz Lightyear: Could you not do that?
XR: Could you not do that?
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Agent Z: Agent Z to Zurg. They sent Lightyear.
Evil Emperor Zurg: That's why I sent you.
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Agent Z: You're good, but I'm better.
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Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. This is a priority one mission update. The Uni-mind has been captured. And…
[Buzz looks at the destroyed XR]
Buzz Lightyear: We've got a Ranger down.
The LGMs repair XR/Zurg turns the Unimind evil[]
[At Star Command science bey, we find Buzz, Ryan, Meg, their friends, and the a few LGMs looking at the destroyed parts of XR looking concerned)
Crash Bandicoot: Poor guy.
Jessie Primefan: XR took a lot of damage.
Sci-Ryan: Yeah. They can fix him.
Buzz Lightyear: (To the LGMs) You can fix him, right?
Little Green Man (on the right): Can we?
Little Green Man (on the left): I don't know.
Little Green Man (in the middle): We are not one.
Little Green Man (on the right): But we shall try.
[Ryan, Meg, Buzz and their friends looked confused. Later, the LGMs working on repairing XR as Buzz narrates]
Buzz Lightyear: (voice) Buzz Lightyear personal log. My brave little robotic partner had been blasted into a pile of trillium carbonic scrap. And yet, the L.G.M.s were rebuilding him. Even without the Unimind, those little green guys had the right stuff.
[Then, after XR's legs, body and head are fixed, the LGMs put in some axillary gear]
Buzz Lightyear: (voice) And then, came the wrong stuff. Their selection of axillary gear was obviously non-regulation. But perhaps, there was a method to their madness. Maybe, just maybe.. [One LGM stuffs a floaty into XR] No. They have lost it.
[More LGMs bringing in the wrong stuff for XR]
Aylin Livemort: I think those guys have lost it.
Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. Those guys are lost faster than my cell phone.
Orla Carolglow: I agree. They have lost it.
[Commander Nebula shows up]
Commander Nebula: Wow. They really need that Uni-ma-call-it.
Buzz Lightyear: I don't think they have any idea what they're doing anymore, Commander.
L.G.M. 1: What is, uh, this thing?
Buzz Lightyear: Uh, an arm?
L.G.M. 2: Told ya.
Commander Nebula: Blast! Zurg knows the little green guys keep Star Command runnin'! That stinkin' bucket head. He did this to cripple our operation.
[A chicken comes out of XR and flees]
Buzz Lightyear: No, Commander. If that's all Zurg wanted, he could have destroyed the Unimind. Instead, he have his new lackey Agent Z steal it.
Commander Nebula: But why? What's he gonna do with it?
Buzz Lightyear: I don't know exactly, but I believe that even now, Zurg is hatching his most diabolical scheme yet.
[A triangle flies from the bottom to the top of the screen, transitioning to the outside of Zurg's tower. On the bottom left of the screen, subtitles type in "Zurg Tower"]
ZURG (Off-screen): This is my most diabolical scheme yet!
[We cut to inside the tower, with another set of subtitles typing in "New home of the Uni-Mind". Then we cut to Zurg watching from the rails.]
ZURG: Assuming that the freakshow, known as my staff, CAN DO ONE THING RIGHT!
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Grub: Of course, my evil Emperor, and, uh, uh, who better to give you the good news than, uh...
[Grub fetches Brain Pod 13 who has a clipboard in his hand]
Grub: Brain Pod 13! [goes off]
[Brain Pod 13 looks around and sees Zurg]
Brain Pod 13: Okay, hi, uh, Mr. Evil Emperor. How are you? You look terrif- very sinister today. [clears throat] We believe just as the Unimind connected all the L.G.M.s.. uh, it could hopefully allow you to reach out and insnare every innocent mind of the Galactic Alliance. You know, a mind slave, evil puppet kind of scenario? [chuckles]
Evil Emperor Zurg: You're telling me my plan. I already know my plan. I made up the plan. It's my plan. [angerly] What I don't know is how close you are to accomplishing my plan!
Brain Pod 13: Yeah, kind of an outdoor voice there. Okay, naturally, the first step is to turn the Unimind from good to evil. But, um, we don't have any idea how or see why I...
[Zurg uses his laser eyes, scaring Brain Pod 13 away]
Evil Emperor Zurg: Lamebrain!
Brain Pod 13: [screaming offscreen]
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Evil Emperor Zurg: If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me and... she was plenty evil.
[Zurg reaches out to the Unimind and claws it. The Unimind screeches as it turns evil and electric surges. To the two brain pods]
Brain Pod 29: Evil overload!
[They flee. Back to the Unimind. It turned purple and the green ring disappears and then a flash of light happens and the Unimind is now turned evil]
Evil Emperor Zurg: [sobs a little] Nana Zurg would be so proud.
Discussion in the briefing room/XR meets Booster/The construction of Zurg's Zurgatronic Megaray[]
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Buzz Lightyear: Sorry, Booster. This is Space Ranger business.
Booster: [sadly] Yeah. Space Ranger business. [leaves to do his job]
[In the briefing room]
Commander Nebula: I don't know what Zurg is planning on doing with the Uni-Mind, but I'm planning on beating him to a punch.
Buzz Lightyear: We're launching a full-scale assault on Planet Z.
XR: Whoa! Full-scale? Buzz, listen to your trusty partner when I say... maybe we've overlooked a little thing I like to call negotiation.
Buzz Lightyear, X.R.?
XR: Now, follow me on this, Buzz. Two words. Time-share. How many of you love it? All right. Monday through Wednesday, admittedly, the galaxy belongs to Zurg. But Thursday through Saturday, it's ours. We alternate Sundays. What do you think?
Comannder Nebula: [to the LGMs] Sweet mother of Venus. What did you do to him?
L.G.M. 1: We, uh, fixed him.
L.G.M. 2: We, uh, think.
[Outside, as he yells out, the LGMs carry XR out]
Commander Nebular: [voice] GET THAT THING OUTTA HERE!!
XR: What did I say? Come on. You know the time-share idea is solid and you're jealous.
Booster: Where you guys going with the robot?
XR: Please. Experimental Ranger.
LGM (on the front): Oh, we've been looking for you, Booster.
LMG (middle): Yeah. We thought you could use some help.
[Booster catches XR in his arms]
LGM: Here, you'll love him.
XR: I am lovable.
[Back at the briefing room]
Commander Nebula: Delta squadron will occupy Zurg's fleet while Gamma squadron attacks Planet Z itself.
[Pause]
Commander Nebula: This is no cakewalk. It's a high-risk operation.
Mira Nova: Uh. Excuse me, Commander. Sorry to interrupt, but I've been studying Zurg's planetary defense matrix. I think a small, one-man ship-
Buzz Lightyear: Could slip past the defences unnoticed.
Mira Nova: Exactly. A single Ranger can undermine Zurg's evil operation from within.
Buzz Lightyear: And with the new Alpha One prototype, I could slip right—
Mira Nova: Wait a minute. It was my idea. I should go.
Buzz Lightyear: Sorry, but you don't have the field experience to take on such a dicey assignment, Princess.
Mira Nova: Princess? I am a space ranger.
Commander Nebula: You know what? You two really should be partners. [shouting] 'CAUSE YOU'RE BOTH PIGHEADDED SHOW-OFFS!
Buzz and Mira: But, Commander…
Commander Nebula: Zip it. The Alpha One is still an experimental spacecraft. Nobody's taking it! We're doing this my way. Star Command will launch a full assault on Planet Z at 0800 hours.
[We cut over to the Star Command cafeteria, where we see Booster using XR as a floor polisher. One set of subtitles type in "B Deck Cafeteria"]
XR (While being pushed back and forth by Booster): How long do we have to do this?
[Another set of subtitles type in "Avoid the meatloaf".]
Booster (While pushing and pulling XR's arms): The cafeteria is a high-traffic area. This could take a while.
[Booster releases XR's hands and XR transforms his polishing feet back into his old feet]
XR: Hey! Here's an idea. We ditch work and do something fun.
Booster: No way! I would never shirk my duty. Hmph! Buzz would be very disappointed.
XR: (Turns his head back to Booster) Buzz? As in, "Lightyear"?
Booster: As if there's any other Buzz.
XR: You know, I used to be Buzz Lightyear's partner.
Booster: [amazed] Get out!
XR: That's exactly what Commander Nebula said. Now look at me. [gasps as he has an idea] Hey, Booster. How would you like a V.I.P. tour of Buzz Lightyear's Star Cruiser?
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[A triangle flies from the bottom left to the top right of the screen, transitioning to the Star Command Launch Bay. The camera zooms into Buzz's Star Cruiser while subtitles type in "Star Cruiser Launch Bay". As Booster say this line, we cut to him inside the ship]
Booster: Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear to Mission Control. Ready to launch! To infinity and— [to XR in the passenger's seat with a magazine over his helmet) Come on, XR. Say it with me.
XR: (Wakes up) What? Oh yeah.
Booster (happily) and XR (board): To infinity…
XR: …and whatever.
Booster: And beyond!
XR: "Beyond", yeah, right.
Booster: [chuckles]
(Meanwhile. At Zurg Tower on Planet Z. Then, the yellow caption reads "Zurg Tower." Another is seen saying "Note: Big gun on top”. We find a giant laser cannon-like device on the top of the tower then we find many of the Grubs, Brain Pods, and Hornets working on it.)
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Evil Emperor Zurg: Soon, my Zurgatronic Megaray will be fully operational! Install the evil Uni-Mind!
[They have the rockets pull up the corrupted Uni-Mind and moved it into the a big hole in the center of the giant ray)
Doctor N. Gin: Evil Uni-Mind installed and ready to go!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Now, load the crystallic fusion cell.
[The camera sees a Grub piloting a crane as it moves the fusion cell and places it in]
Evil Emperor Zurg: The Zurgatronic Megaray will use the Unimind to spread my evil [clutches his hand] across the universe!
Ryvine Sparktron: Yeah. That would be great.
Agent Z: You haven't won until Lightyear's out of the picture.
(The crystallic fusion cell is loaded in place)
Grub: Fusion cell loaded!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Fire Zurgatronic Megaray!
Grub: Firing Zurgarific Ray!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Zurgatronic, ya lackwit!
Grub: (sheepishly chuckle) Sorry.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Zurgarific's not bad though, let's file it for future use.
Dr. Neo Cortex: Sure. That would be useful since the Grub thought of it.
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[The Zurgatronic Megaray tilts up and it starts to power up but it shuts down and tilts down with smoke coming out and a fart noise is heard. The grub shrugs as it wonders what went wrong]
Evil Emperor Zurg: Did you make sure that the plus end went to the plus part? (Suddenly shouting and his eyes glow red) AND THE MINUS END WENT TO THE MINUS PART!?
[The Grub panics and then, he goes to the gun to check the fusion cell and stops panicing. It is on upside down with the plus end at the minus part and the minus end is on the plus part]
Grub: Oh! That would do it, huh?
Evil Emperor Zurg: [facepalms his forhead] Oh!
Ryvine Sparktron: Ugh. I'm surrounded by lackwits.
Mira hijacks the Alpha-1/Zurg's testing of his mind control ray[]
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Booster: Whoosh! Whoosh! Look out for the asteroids, XR.
XR: Yeah. "Whoosh", "Zoom". Whatever, Booster.
[Booster grunts angrily at XR]
XR: Sorry. "Ranger Lightyear".
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(We cut over to Zurg Tower with the Zurgatronic Megaray. The text says "Zurg Tower. Now Zurgarifically evil"]
Grub (While typing): Zurgatronic Megaray online, Evil Emperor Zurg.
(Zurg's hand suddenly touches his shoulder, and the camera pulls away, showing Zurg's appearance)
Evil Emperor Zurg: You're sure this time, (Smiles) yes?
Grub: (Nervously laughs) Reasonably.
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Evil Emperor Zurg: Let's test it on something before we hit Star Command. We need a target that won't, um... (Wiggles his fingers around) "shoot back".
Brain Pod #29: May I suggest Rhizome, my evil emperor?
Evil Emperor Zurg: The planet of the vegetarians, yes! Delicious suggestion, uh, Number... um, [looks at his ID] Twenty-Nine. How long have you been with my evil organization?
Brain Pod #29: Ooh, let's see. Uh, in total? Or just since I've been a brain in a jar?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Brain in a jar.
Brain Pod #29: Four years, next week. [chuckles]
Evil Emperor Zurg: Fascinating! Ha ha. (Walks out of the shot to the left) Okay, then...
Brain Pod #29: Now that you mention it, I am a bit overdue for a cost-of-living raise. (Chuckles) You know, when I gave up my body, certain promises were made.
Evil Emperor Zurg (Angry):[Grabs Brain Pod 29 by the neck]I was just being polite! I don't really care. Alright?
Brain Pod #29: All right.
Evil Emperor Zurg: [looks at the camera] Now, unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her lifestory, can we shoot the big gun?
Ryvine Sparktron: Zurg's right, Grubs. Unless someone would tell us his or her lifestory, can we fire the big mind control ray at something?
[The two Grubs make their noise to say they agree to his request and types in the coordinates]
Grub: Target acquired; Rhizome.
[The Grub pushes a lever to power up the megaray. The Zurgatronic Megaray fires a purple lightning bolt from the now-poisoned Uni-Mind, then we cut to Zurg, a Brain Pod, and two Grubs putting on sunglasses, followed by another Brain Pod taking a picture of the lightning bolt with a camera)
Nega-Sparkle: Nice light show.
(Then we cut over to Rhizome, with two Rhizomians at a table)
Rhizomian Man: Um, more salad?
Rhizomian Woman: Oh, I couldn't. Well, I'm off to meditate for galactic peace.
[The two then look up at the red light in the sky.]
Rhizomian Man: Oh, isn't that lovely?
(A scream from the evil Uni-Mind is heard as the screen flashes red. And the Rhizomians get hit with the ray. Then we cut back to Zurg Tower)
Evil Emperor Zurg (Looking at a computer screen): I can feel it! I control every mind on the planet! (laughs)
(We then find the Rhizomian man and woman with red eyes)
Rhizomian Man (Zurg's voice): (Evilly laughs) It worked.
Both Rhizomian (Zurg's voice): Evil rules!
[Back at Zurg Tower]
Ryvine Sparktron: Wow. That is the first to be Zurg's.
Corbyn Sakitron: Yeah. Same here.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Oh, this is fun! Let's hit something else!
Brain Pod #29: (Pops up from behind Zurg) Uh, Bathyos?
Evil Emperor Zurg: The fish faces?
Brain Pod #29: Test underwater effectiveness.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Good point.
Grub: (typing coordinates) Target; Bathyos.
[Another lightning bolt from the megaray is fired, and it hits the surface water of Bathyos. Two fish civilians notice the ray, and are hit at the same time as the evil Uni-Mind's scream. In the next shot, the now possessed fish faces hop out of the water with red flashing eyes.]
Evil Emperor Zurg: [voice] Another planet! And it's mine! I'm not the man who knows the man!
[Back to Zurg Tower Zurg dances with Brain Pod #29 as he spins him around)
Evil Emperor Zurg: I AM the man!
Brain Pod #29: About that raise, sir?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Please! Once I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. (Zurg's eyes light up) It'll be all Zurg, all the time! Twenty-four-seven Zurgie heaven!
Chasing Mira/[]
[A triangle flies from the bottom left to the top right of the screen, transitioning to outer space. Subtitles type in "Space", and as soon as the Alpha-1 flies by, a second set of subtitles type in "Duh"]
Buzz Lightyear: Alpha One, power down your engines.
[Mira is on the screen]
Mira Nova: Buzz, you know my plan can work. I can get pass Zurg's defences.
Buzz Lightyear: Unfortunately, Mira, the commander doesn't agree with us.
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Buzz Lightyear: End of the line, Princess! (Pulls a lever to reel in the Alpha-1)
[The magnets reel in the Alpha-1 as it bounces up and down; inside the Alpha-1, Mira's pushing the thrust lever as hard as she can to break free.]
Buzz Lightyear: [on radio) Ease off those thrusters, Mira. You'll just burn them out.
(With no choice, she pulls the thrust lever, turning off the ship)
Mira Nova: Oh craters!
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Buzz Lightyear: XR, report.
Ryan Freestar: What have you got, XR?
XR: Sensors indicate "spooky". In fact, now I'm going to have to go with "very spooky".
Ryan Freestar: Yeah, no kidding.
Sean Carolglow: Someone turn off the lights on this station.
Booster: Where is everyone?
Nicole "Nikki" Moonbeam: We could find them
Orla Carolglow: Wonder where they could be.
Sonant Nightfall: Yeah, I don't see them anywhere.
(The sliding doors to the control room open, and the heroes split up and search the room for survivors)
Mira Nova: What happened? I mean, there's no sign of a struggle.
Oisin Carolglow: I'll say, every thing seems fine.
Nicole "Nikki" Moonbeam: Yeah, it's like they gone off on holiday or something.
Buzz Lightyear: (Opens his wrist communicator on his space glove) Hmm. My scanner is picking up some...
Shadowed Figure (in Zurg's voice): Lightyear! How good of you to join us.
Buzz Lightyear: Zurg?! (Aims his flashlight at the shadowed figure)
Shadowed Figure (Zurg's voice): In a manner of speaking.
[Buzz turns on the flashlight. The shadowed figure turns out to be Commander Nebula under Zurg's mind control!]
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Sci-Ryan:
Garfield (EG): I had a nightmare like this once.
[Mira sees an LGM under Zurg's control as she gasps in horror]
LGM (with Zurg's voice): You see, I used the Uni-Mind to link your fellow rangers—
All LGMs (Zurg's voice): To my evil! And that's just the beginning.
Commander Nebula (Zurg's voice): Soon, the entire Galactic Alliance will be under my control!
[Zurg's laughter is heard as Buzz is a creeped out]
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Mira Nova: Yeah, it'll be your issue when they rip you apart and sell you for scrap.
TBA[]
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Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. By launching the Alpha 1 at the precise moment of destination, Zurg believes us to be destroyed. [] I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
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Agent Z: I never thought this would be so easy.
Evil Emperor Zurg: What? The defeat of Star Command? I always know it was doable.
Agent Z: Not that. Lightyear.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Ah, yes. My dearly departed foe. Somehow, evil won't be quite as much fun without Buzz Lightyear to kick around.
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XR: [Makes his eye pop off and slide down his chest. When it lands on the palm of his hand, he focuses his eye on the button Booster pressed] Let me see. (His eye blinks)"Emergency Water Landing".
Mira Nova: Oh. That wouldn't be so bad. [angry] If we're over water!
Booster: [nervous] What's gonna happen?
[Then, the Alpha-1's engine stops along with the music]
Buzz Lightyear: First, the crystallic fusion core deactivates, and then…
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[We cut to the Hornets marching over an archway, under which Buzz, Ryan and their team are hiding. One Hornet signals Brain Pod #13 to come over, and points to the punctured airbags covering up the Alpha-1)
Brain Pod #13: What now? (Notices the Alpha-1) That? That's not a spacecraft. It's obviously a weather balloon. Let's leave the brainwork to those with the brains, shall we?
(Brain Pod #13 moves along and the Hornets continue marching)
Sean Carolglow: It's okay, guys. They're gone.
Daisy Harper: Come on. Let's uncover the Alpha-1 before they come back.
(then we cut to Booster ripping off an airbag and XR plugging his cord from his chest into an outlet from the ship)
XR (Reading the information): Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay! The Alpha-1 is A-okay, but it asks that we not do that again.
Buzz Lightyear: You three take the ship. Find the planets that Zurg hasn't hit yet and supervise immediate evacuations.
Mira Nova: What about Zurg?
Buzz Lightyear: He’s my problem.
Mira Nova: He's everybody's problem.
Buzz Lightyear: Mira, there's only one way for me to finish this mission. Alone.
Booster: But, Buzz. That's against the rules. In the Star Command Mission Manual, it clearly states that no Ranger is to go into action without back-up. I think it's section 6, subsection Delta.
[XR pulls out a book and flip through the pages to find Section 6, Subsection Delta as Buzz corrects Booster]
Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's Section 6, Subsection Gamma.
XR: He's right, big guy. Subsection Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can’t we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova: Well if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.
XR: I was just asking a question. I'm not the one getting a nose ring.
Sci-Ryan: I agree with XR, guys. Ryan's team and I are not getting a nose ring.
Sir Daniel Fortesque: He's right. And since we know how Ash and his team feel, I suppose that is a reason why Ryan can't get a nose ring.
Ryan Freestar: You and me both, Dan, I am not the one who gets a nose ring.
Booster: Than, who's getting a nose ring? [gasps upon realising] That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
Buzz Lightyear: I'm not getting a nose ring! Nobody's getting a nose ring! It's against the rules!
Mira Nova: Which apparently don't apply to you.
Buzz Lightyear: Of course they apply to me! The rules apply to everyone!
Mira Nova: Great! Then you're not facing Zurg alone, and we'll be your backup.
[Buzz growls and he finally loses it]
Buzz Lightyear: Arrgh! I want you three off this planet now! And that's an order.
XR and Booster (scared): [salutes] Yes, sir!
[They leave to the ship. Mira is standing there and glares at Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear: Ranger Nova?
Mira Nova (stubbornly): [salutes] Yes… sir! [leaves with Booster and XR]
Buzz Lightyear: Thank you.
Warp's true colours/Buzz's message to his friends/[]
[We open up to Buzz. He recovers while groaning. Warp has his blaster at Buzz]
Warp Darkmatter: Surprised?
[The two Hornats helped Buzz up on his feet]
Buzz Lightyear: You're alive? Or am I dead?
Warp Darkmatter: No, you're not dead. [looks at the camera] Not yet, anyway.
Buzz Lightyear: But how?
Warp Darkmatter: The exploding moon. Convincing, wasn't it? Yeah, Zurg's fireworks are really top-shelf.
Buzz Lightyear: But Warp—
Warp Darkmatter: Ah! [aims his arm cannon at Buzz] Agent Z. Please.
Buzz Lightyear: Of course. Amnesia.
Warp Darkmatter: No.
Buzz Lightyear: Evil clone.
Warp Darkmatter: No.
Buzz Lightyear: Android replica?
Warp Darkmatter: No!
[Buzz runs out of ideas on what happened to Warp after the exploding outpost of the LGM mission]
Buzz Lightyear: Okay, okay, it's so obvious! Zurg's mind-control ray! He got to you first.
Warp Darkmatter: Actually, I went to him. Evil is just so much more profitable than good. And more fun.
Buzz Lightyear: I don't believe it. The Warp Darkmatter I trained side by side with would not work for the most evil force in the universe!
Warp Darkmatter: Look, Lightyear, I've been on Zurg's payroll since the academy. Once I got the LGMs to spill the secret of the Uni-Mind, the Big Z brought me on full time. My name's Darkmatter. Who's surprised here?
Buzz Lightyear: One of Star Command's finest. The perfect spy. [Zurg rises behind him] And I gave you a really nice eulogy.
Evil Emperor Zurg: "He was not only a great ranger, but a great friend.". (Evilly laughs as he walks off his throne) Oh, what a hoot! If only you knew!
[Zurg turns on a tv and it shows Buzz feeling sad at the funeral of Warp]
Buzz Lightyear (on TV): I… miss him very much.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Oh, one more time! (Rewinds the scene with the "REWIND" button on the TV remote and presses the "PLAY" button)
Buzz Lightyear (on TV): I… miss him very much.
[Zurg laughs and turns off the TV as it sinks down]
Evil Emperor Zurg: Miss him now?! [laughs]
Buzz Lightyear: (Breaks free from the two Hornets) Stop mocking me! (The Hornets grab him and electrocute him)
Evil Emperor Zurg: I'll admit that in the past, you have been a most formidable foe. But since you "lost" your dear partner, you've been off your game.
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear may end today, but what I believe in will live on. Hope, freedom and justice.
[Zurg laughs as Warp shakes his head]
Evil Emperor Zurg: Oh, that's rich! Oh, please! Please tell me you got that.
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Grub running the camera: Got it!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Excellent! And add it to my collection. [to Buzz] Besides, Mr. Melodrama. I'm not going to kill you. No. No, I have a much more delicious idea. I'm going to take the galaxy's greatest hero and turn him.. into.. me.
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Warp Darkmatter: Welcome to the team, partner.
Buzz Lightyear: This isn't my team and you're not my partner. [gets his communicator out] Buzz Lightyear mission log final entry.
Evil Emperor Zurg: What's he doing?
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Warp Darkmatter: Oh. Nice shot.
Evil Emperor Zurg: The key is to not pull the trigger, but squeeze it.
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Warp Darkmatter: Get back here! Hey! Release me! Hey! I'm Zurg's number one agent!
Booster: [shows up] Now there's something I wouldn’t go boasting about.
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[Then, this gives Mira an idea]
Mira Nova: Then let's get you to the core.
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Evil Emperor Zurg: No! My plan! My galaxy!
Grub: Uni-mind wave impact in 3 seconds.