This is the film script for Ryan's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: School's Out! The Musical.
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Opening/37 years ago[]
[The opening stars with some music. Nickelodeon presents. A Ryantransformer studios production. In associations with . The title is shown in each part. "Ryan's Adventures of...", "The Fairly OddParants in". The camera sees the musical theatre where title is shown, "School's Out! The Musical." We zoom in on the screen and the movie starts. The film starts at Kansas, 37 years ago. And the train is chuffing as it moves towards a broken bridge]
Flunky: Oh, Flooky! Up ahead! The bridge is out! We don't have much time.
Flooky: Oh, Flunky! Are you sure there's no otherway?
Flunky: I'm a clown. The only thing I'm sure of is that seltzer is funny. [sprays water on himself) Ha ha ha. We don't have much time. We don't have much time. We have to save our son if we want him to carry on our super hilarious--
Flooky: And kind of creepy...
Flunky: Clown heritage!
(He open the door to the rocket]
Evel Knievel: Hey! This is my bullet!
(They take Evel out and put the baby and a picture of them in the bullet]
Baby Flappy: Papa. Mama.
[Meanwhile, with the Pixies. Sanderson is driving a pick-up truck)
Sanderson: Well, H.P., once again our 37-year anti-fun plan to take over Fairyworld has been thwarted.
H.P.: Yes, Sanderson. It seems that as long as there are Fairies on Earth, we will never get the upper hand.
Sanderson: I can't believe they're making us drive home this time.
Flunky and Flooky: Goodbye, Flappy! We love you!!!!
[Flappy babbles as the door closed, blast Flappy and the train goes towardsthe bridge)
Flunky and Flooky: Ahhhh!
Flunky and Flooky: I knew I should have finished law school!
(They miss the bridge, and when through a turn)
Flunky: Didn't see that turn there.
Flooky: Me neither.
Flooky and Flunky: (suddenly realized)OUR BABY!!!
Flooky: I thought you said there was no other way!
Flunky: (incredulous) I'm a CLOWN!!!
(Back with the Pixies)
Sanderson: Want to stop for a corn dog? Some nachos? Maybe a slushy?
H.P.: No. What I want is to find an unwitting human pawn. Perhaps a baby. We could take 37 years to mold it into our ultimate weapon. But what are the odds of that?
[The rocket zooms past the Pixies. The two scream in monotonic unison and their vehicle spins towards the corn field. Evel Knievel comes out]
Evel Knievel: Whew! Good thing I was wearing my helmet! [gets hit by the Pixie's pick-up truck] Ahhh! [offscreen] I'm okay!
[The rocket lands and the door opens]
Baby Flappy: (Giggles)
[The Pixies find Baby Flappy and got an idea]
M.P.: Sanderson, I think this is a beginning of a beautiful new 37 year plan.
[They hold the baby high above their heads and laugh
37 years later/TBA[]
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TBA/"Da Pixie Rap"[]
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HP: We're Pixies
Yeah
We're Pixies
Yeah
We're Pixies
Sanderson: We're Pixies
Check out our mad wicked mixiees
We've got square heads
Big, pointy caps
Clean out your ears and hear my rap
Yo, HP
HP: Yo
Sanderson:
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TBA[]
/Where is the fun?[]
TBA/"Ryvine has a little list"[]
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Dr. Biron Sakitron:
Dark Thomas: Ryan and his team are out there to find Timmy. Should we stop them?
Queen Olivine Sparktron: It doesn't matter. Flappy Bob has completed his goal with
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Ryvine Sparktron: Yeah. And there might be some discontent among the kids on the changes Flappy Bob and I put in. Lest you consider some type of uprising, I will warn them I am well ready to make an example of any undesirable elements. And they won't think I don't know who they are.
Dr. N. Gin: I agree, Ryvine. It's like you have a little list.
[Ryvine nods and then a song plays]
Ryvine Sparktron: [singing] As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed
There's the little girl who is very scared of a fox
The one who likes to read the book Fox in Socks
That one female who tries to mess up time
And Optimus who picks Ryan to be a Prime
And that man who's with a KSI technologist
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed
The Sparkglow Empire (singing): He's got them on the list, he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed
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Ryvine Sparktron (singing): There's a Mewtwo who's a Lost Galaxy Red Ranger
And Big Nate's Francis
I got him on the list
And the girl who is from the show Henry Danger
She never would be missed, she never would be missed
There's
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And while we are at it, Wilton gets to pack
For having met a hero who's got the name of Mac
And Spider-Man who beats up henchman who works for Fisk
I don't think they'd be missed
You bet they won't be missed
The Sparkglow Empire (singing): He's got them on the list, he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed
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Ryvine Sparktron (singing): There's
And
I got ?? on the list
And
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
There's
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Ryvine Sparktron: ???
And
And any hero in the multiverse who made me mad just like Fizz!
[As they sing this part, Ryvine grabs a globe of the Earth, shakes it and claws it with his hand like 86 Unicron did to Cybertron by this verse]
The Sparkglow Empire (singing): Just like Fizz, like the Tweenie Fizz
[Ryvine is at another place with his team]
Ryvine Sparktron: I've got them on the list
May none of them
Be
Missed
The Sparkglow Empire (singing): He's got them on the list, he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
Ryvine Sparktron: [singing] They'd none of them be missed!
Jetstar: None of them be missed.
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Jorgon Von Strangle: Don't make this anymore painful than it has to be.
Wanda: Isn't there suppose to be a good cop and a bad cop?
Jorgen Von Strangle: We had some cutbacks. Now, do you want to stay in Fairy Jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?
Wanda: No!
[Jorgon switch his badge to say Good Cop]
Jorgen Von Strangle: Please?
Wanda: No!
Jorgen Von Strangle: Okay. [switches badge to Bad Cop] Good Cop over. Blame Cosmo!
Wanda: Blame Cosmo?