This is the film script for Ryan Freestar Meets Megamind.
Script[]
Opening:[]
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Megmind (voice): Here's my day so far. Went to jail. Lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse.
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Megamind (voice): Oh. That's right. I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How'd it all come to this, you ask? My end starts at the beginning. The very beginning.
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Megamind (voice): Yes, that's me. I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home.
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Megamind (voice): Literally broken. I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on.
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Megamind's father: You are destined for…
[The ship closes, cutting of the last word Megamind's father said]
Megamind (voice): I didn't quite hear that last part, but it sounded important. Destined for…what?
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Megamind (voice): I set out to find my destiny. [] Turns out a kid from the Glaupunk quadrant had the exact same idea.
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Megamind (voice): That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two-shoes.
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Megamind (voice): And our glorious rivalry… was born!
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Megamind (voice): Could this be whatI was destined for! A dream life filled with luxury?
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Megamind (voice): Apparently not! Even fate has its favourites. No big deal. A much different fate awaited me.
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Megamind (voice): I was destined to be a supervillain and we were destined to be rivals! The die had been cast. And so began an enduring epic lifelong career and I LOVED it!
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Megamind (voice): Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some. I would almost win others. He took the name, Metro Man. Defender of Metrawcity (Metro City). I decided to pick something a little more humble. Megamind. Incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy.
TBA[]
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Megamind: Over here, old friend. In case you haven’t noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.
Metro Man: You can't trap justice. It's an idea. A belief.
Megamind: But even the most heartfelt belief can be corrode overtime.
Metro Man: Justice is a noncorrosive metal.
Megamind: But metals can be melted by the heat of ravange.
Metro Man: It's revenge and it's best served cold.
Megamind: But it can easily reheated in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its attented purpose!
TBA/[]
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Megamind: I know. I know. Always thirsty. Never satisfied. I understand you, little well-dressed bird. Purposeless. Emptiness. It's a vacuum, isn't it? It's… What's your vacuum like?
Minion: [burst through the door with a statue, singing and doing air guitar] Going off the rails on a crazy train, sir!
Megamind: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Not now, Minion. [] I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.
TBA/Megamind's argument with Minion[]
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Minion: I may not know much, but I do know this. The bad guy doesn’t get the girl.
Megamind: Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore!
[Minion shrieks by this.
Megamind: You heard me!
Minion: [whispering] Who are you?
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Minion: My sole purpose in life is to look after you!
Megamind: Well, I don't need you to look after me!
Minion: What're you…? What are you saying? You don’t need me?
Megamind: Let me make it clear. Code; I don't need you.
Minion: You know what? You know what?
[Minion spits out the keys and goes to pack his fish food as he say this]
Minion: Code; I'll just pack my thing and go!
Megamind: Code; Fine!
Minion: Code; Fine back!
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Minion: Well good luck with your date!
Megamind: I will!
Minion: That doesn’t even make any sense!
Megamind: I know!
TBA[]
TBA/Tighten vs Megamind[]
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Megamind: Would Metro Man have kept me waiting? Of course not. He was a pro!
Tighten: Hey, Megamind. You're actually the guy I want to see. Also, there's a door here.
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Megamind: Where did you get all this stuff?
Hal Stewart/Tighten: [whispering] It doesn’t belong to me.
Megamind: You stole it!
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Megamind: I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers have you.. you squandered them for your own personal gain.
Tighten: Yes.
Megamind: No! I'm the villain. You're the good guy. I do something bad and you come and get me. That's why I created you!
Tighten: Yeah, right. You're nuts. Space Dad told me.
Megamind: Look, I'm your space dad.
[He turns his watch and he change to his Space Dad disguise]
Megamind/Space Dad: You should be more like Metro Man.
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Tighten: You tricked me?
Megamind: Oh. Don't like that, huh? Well there's more.
[He turns his watch and Megamind changes to his Bernard disguise]
Megamind: I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.
Tighten: No…
Megamind: [changes back] And we were smooching up a storm! Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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Tighten: This one's for stealing my girlfriend!
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Tighten: This one's for Space Dad making a fool out of me!
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Tighten: And Megamind…
[He punches the glass and grabs Megamind by his suit]
Tighten: This one's for Space Stepmom! You lied to her!
Megamind: Oh, well done! I thought that battle went really, really well. I mean.. I have a few notes.
Tighten: Notes!?
Megamind: But they can wait. [sighs] You can take me to jail now.
Tighten: Oh no, no, no! I was thinking more like the morgue. You're dead!
Megamind: Whoa, whoa, whoa! This isn't how you play the game.
Tighten: [his eyes glow red] Game over!
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Megamind: Brainbots, initiate the fail-safe.
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Megamind: Guess what, Buster Brown? It's made from copper. You're powerless against it. It's the very same metal used to defeat..
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Megamind: Metro Man?
Tighten: You… should stop comparing me to Metro Man!
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Mayor: Thank you. Thank you! Tighten has freed us.
Tighten: Oh, I wouldn’t say freed. More like under new management.
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TBA/Metro Man tells the story of how he faked his death[]
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Metro Man (voice): Roxanne was kidnapped. I was gonna stop you. My head wasn't in the game that day. We're kinda goin' through the motions. So… Using my super speed, I decided to go clear my head.
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Metro Man (flashback): Copper… drains… my powers.
Megamind (flashback): Your weakness is copper?
[Metro Man chuckles.
Metro Man (voice): Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. [] So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school. Metro Man… was finally… dead.
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Metro Man/Music Man: And Music Man was born.
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TBA/Final battle against Tighten[]
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Tighten: Hey, Metro losers. This is Metro Tower. They say it supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength. But for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
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Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?!
Tighten: This town isn't big enough for two supervillains!
[As Megamind say this, a giant head of him appears from the dark cloud]
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain alright. Just not a super one!
Tighten: Yeah? What's the difference?
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Megamind: PRESENTATION!!
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Tighten: Whoa.. I.. I thought you were dead.
Metro Man: My death was… greatly exaggerated. So, you're the punk I've heard about.
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Metro Man: Going somewhere?
[Tighten gasps as he sees Metro Man chasing him]
Metro Man: Besides jail?
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Tighten: You're so pathetic. No matter what side you're on, you're always the loser.
Megamind: There's a benefit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes.
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Megamind: [narrating] So, this is how it ends. Normally, I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure.
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Megamind (narrating): But not today. [he grabs his gun and pulls out a little gun] What can I say? Old habits die hard.
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Megamind: Ollo.
TBA[]
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Mid credits scene/[]
[The camera sees Minion carrying a wash basket and he hums a tune as he walks to the washing machine]
Minion: I'm going off the rails on a crazy…
[He opens the door and Bernard pops up and he yelps as he slowly spins]
Minion: Ah! [to Megamind] Sir, you really need to empty your pockets more often.
Bernard: [after he stopped] Oh, this has been the worst day of my entire life.
Minion: Oh. Hehe. No worries.
[He hits Bernard with the Forget-Me Stick