This is the film script for Ryan Freestar Meets Peter Pan.
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Opening/At the nursery/"Poor Nana"[]
[Walt Disney Presents. A Ryantransformer Studios production. "Ryan Freestar Meets...". "Peter Pan". The opening credits play as the song "Second Star to the Right plays]
Chorus: The second star to the right
Shines in the night for you
To tell you that the dreams you plan
Really can come true
The second star to the right
Shines with a light so rare
And if it's Never Land you need
Its light will lead you there
Woman: Twinkle, twinkle little star
So we'll know where you are
Gleaming in the skies above
Lead us to the land we dream of
Chorus: And when our journey is through
Each time we say "Goodnight"
We'll thank the little star that shines
The second from the right
[We now go to the actual movie where we start off with the starry night above London, England]
Narrator: All this has happened before. And it will all happen again. But this time, it happened in London.
[The camera sees the town of London and pans to a street in the distance]
Narrator: It happened on a quiet street in Bloomsbury.
[The camera sees the corner house in Bloomsbury street]
Narrator: That corner house over there is the home of the Darling family. And Peter Pan chose this particular house, because there are people here who believed in him. There was Mrs. Darling.
[The camera sees a woman humming to herself as she get something. She is Mary Darling]
Mary Darling: George, dear. Do hurry. We mustn’t be late for the party, you know.
[As the narrator say this, the camera pans to another window where we see Mary's husband, George Darling]
Narrator: Mrs. Darling believed that Peter Pan was a spirit of youth. But Mr. Darling…
George Darling: Mary, unless I find my cuff links, we don't go to the party. [looks through a drawer] And if we don't go to the party. I can never show my face in the office again. And if I can never show.. [hits his head on the drawer. Groans in pain]
Narrator: Well… Mr. Darling was a practical man.
[the camera pans up to a window on the roof. As he narrates this. We pan to inside and sees shadows of two boys, John Darling and Michael Darling, playing sword fighting as Peter Pan and Captain Hook]
Narrator: The boys however, John and Michael, believed Peter Pan was a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games.
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Narrator: Wendy, the eldest, not only believed, she was the supreme authority of Peter Pan and all his marvellous adventures.
Wendy: Oh, Nana. Must we always take that nasty tonic?
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Narrator: Nana the nursemaid, being a dog… kept her opinions to herself and viewed the whole affair with a certain tolerance.
[Nana puts the tray with a bottle of tonic a glass and spoons onto the table and uses her ear to move it on the table so it won't fall. She then goes to a pillow and picks it up with her mouth]
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Michael Darling: You old bilge rat!
George Darling: Wha.. What, what? Now, see here, Michael.
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Wendy Darling: Why, father. What have you done to your shirt?
George Darling: What have I…?
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Mary Darling: Now, George, really. [cleans the chalk off George's shirt front] It comes right off.
George Darling: That's no excuse. [to Wendy] Wendy, haven't I warned you?
[As he speaks, Michael and John put their things away and Wendy is seen carrying a few dolls]
George Darling: (continues offscreen) Stuffing the boys' heads with a load of silly stories.
Wendy Darling: Oh, but they aren’t!
George Darling: I say they are! Captain Crook… [Wendy is seen putting her dolls in a box] Peter Pirate…
Wendy Darling: Peter Pan, father.
George Darling: Pan… Pirate… Poppycock!
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George Darling: Absolute poppycock! And let me tell you. It is re—
Mary Darling: Now, George…
George Darling: Now, George.
[Nana is seen as she picks up a few blocks. She hears the conversation]
George Darling: Now, George.
[The camera sees George and Mary]
Geroge Darling: Well, "Now, George" will have his say!
Mary Darling: Please, dear. [finishes her husband's bow]
George Darling: Mary, the child's growing up.
[Nana picks up another block and she listens]
George Darling: It's high time she had a room of her own.
Wendy Darling: Father!
Mary Darling: George!
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John Darling: What?
Michael Darling: No!
[Nana drops the blocks in shock of this]
George Darling: I mean it! [to Wendy] Young lady, this is your last night in the nursery.
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George Darling: No!
[Nana rolls along on the floor and the handle of the toy wagon rips through the carpet, causing it to skid and launch George into the air]
George Darling: NOOO!!!
[George grabs the desk cloth of the drawer, causing more things to fall. Sounds of clutter is head. ?. Nana rolls and stops when she hits a wall. George gets hit on the head by a book, a brush, a comb and a ball. As the ball bounces away, George moves his arm, causing the box to move and fall onto his head and the Jack in the box pops out and looks at him upside down.
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George Darling: "Poor Nana"? [fed up of this. Stands up] This is the last straw. [points at the door] Out! Out I say!
Michael Darling: No, father, no!
George Darling: [] Yes! There'll be no more dogs for nursemaids in this house.
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Michael Darling: [waves goodbye] Goodbye, Nana.
[Nana waves goodbye as she is dragged downstairs]
George Darling: "Poor Nana". [the two are outside in the backyard of the house] Oh, yes, "Poor Nana". [lets go of Nana] But "Poor Father"? Oh no!
[He starts to look for the rope]
George Darling: Blast it! Where is that rope?
[Then, he sees Nana, who is feeling sad, holding the rope]
George Darling: Oh. Thank you.
[Nana gives George the rope and as he ties Nana, she looks even more sad. George notice it with remorse]
George Darling: Dash it all, Nana. Don't look at me like that. It's nothing personal. It's just that…
[He goes to fill Nana's bowl with water from a fountain]
George Darling: Well, you're not really a nurse at all. You're, well, a dog. And the children aren't puppies. [puts Nana's bowl down near her] They're people. And sooner or later, Nana, [pets Nana on the head] people have to grow up.
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Peter Pan appears/Looking for his shadow/Learning how to fly[]
[Outside, Mrs and Mr Darling gets out the house. As she speaks, Mr. Darling locks the front door]
Mary Darling: But, George. Do you think the children will be safe without Nana?
George Darling: Safe? Of course they'll be safe. Why not?
Mary Darling: Well. Wendy said something about a shadow and I...
George Darling: Shadow? Who's shadow?
Mary Darling: Peter Pan's.
George Darling: Oh yes. Peter Pa... [realises what Mary said] Peter Pan?! You don't say. [in a high pitch sarcastically] Oh goodness gracious, whatever shall we do?
Mary Darling: But, George... Really, I...
George Darling: Sound the alarm! Call Scotland Yard!
Mary Darling: There must have be someone.
George Darling: Oh, Mary, of all the impossible, childish fiddle-faddle. Peter Pan indeed.
[The camera pans up and from the roof we see the silhouette of Peter Pan looking from above)
George Darling: [continuing, voice offscreen] How can we expect the children to grow up and be practical...
Mary Darling: [voice] George, dear.
George Darling: [voice] When you're as bad as they are.
Mary Darling: [voice] Please.
George Darling: [voice] No wonder Wendy gets these idiotic ideas.
[Peter then moves to another roof with a speck of light following him. They look at Nana asleep and then comes to a window. They see Wendy, Ryan, Meg, Crash and a few friends asleep. They go inside]
Peter Pan: Over there, Tink. In it's den. Is it here?
[Tinker Bell goes in Nana's dog house and comes out shaking her head for no]
Peter Pan: Must be in here somewhere.
[Peter looks in a toy trunk then he hears music]
Peter Pan: Tink! Shh! Stop playing and help me find my shadow. Shadow. Oh, Shadow.
[Then, Tink noticed her reflection from a mirror and took a look to admire herself but then noticed her hips in the reflection. She checks her measurements of her hips, but then she heard a rattling coming from the drawer. She took a peek at the key lock hole and alerted Peter]
Peter Pan: Huh?
[Tinker Bell looks in the hole again then nods and points at it to confirm to Peter that his shadow is inside. Peter slowly opened the drawer as Tinker went in and then Peter's shadow came out as Peter noticed and shut the drawer, while accidentally looking Tink inside. A button spins on Tinker Bell's head. Peter chased his shadow as it flew up the ceiling, then around the lights chandelier, then down to the sofa. Peter searches around the sofa unknown to him his shadow was tip toeing away till...)
Peter Pan: Aha!
(Peter's shadow runs and he trips on the shadow of the foot stool, then Peter jumps to it and catches it while rolling around and then going under Wendy's bed while causing a drawer to knock over as Peter tries to get hold of shadow as it picks a fight with him causing Wendy to wake up and notice him as he tries to stick his shadow back with him with a soap.)
Wendy: Peter Pan! (Peter looks startled) Oh, Peter! I knew you'd come back. I saved your shadow for you.
[Tinker Bell watches from a key hole in the draw]
Wendy: Oh, I do hope it isn't rumpled. You know, you look exactly the way I thought you would. (Peter scrubs the soap to his foot) Oh, a little taller perhaps. But then...(notices what's he doing) Oh, you can't stick it on with soap, Peter. It needs sewing. (turns on the light) That's the proper way to do it. (Tink tries to get out but her hip got stuck) Come to think of it, I've never thought about it. Uh, sewing shadows. Of course, I knew it was your shadow the minute I saw it. (Wendy approaches as the stuck Tinker Bell tries to get back in quick) I said to myself, "I'll put it away for him until he comes back. (opens the drawer and takes out sewing box) Oh, he's sure to come back." (shuts the drawer causing Tinker to fall back in and hit the wall) And you did, didn't you, Peter? After all, one can't leave with his shadow lying about and not miss it sooner or later. (Tinker Bell starts glowing red mad) Don't you agree? What I don't understand is how Nana got it in the first place. She really isn't...(Peter flies over her bed) Oh, sit down. It won't take long. (he sits down) She really isn't vicious. She's a wonderful nurse. Although Father says....
Peter Pan: Girls talk too much.
Wendy: Yes, girls talk too....[realises what she said] Hmm? Oh.
Peter Pan: Well, get on with it, girl.
Wendy Darling: My name is Wendy. Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
Peter Pan: Wendy's enough. (plays his panpipes)
Wendy: Oh. [gets to sowing Peter Pan’s shadow] But how did Nana get your shadow, Peter?
(Meanwhile we see Tinker trying to use a pin to open the drawer)
Peter Pan: Jumped at me. The other night at the window.
Wendy: What were you doing there?
Peter Pan: I came to listen to the stories.
(Tinker Bell slipped on a pearl necklace and slams into the wall. Back to Wendy and Peter]
Wendy: My stories? But they're all about you.
Peter Pan: Of course. That's why I like 'em. (plays his panpipes) I tell 'em to the Lost Boys. (plays his panpipes)
Wendy: The Lost Boys.... Oh, I remember. (checks his sowed back shadow) They're your men.
Peter Pan: Uh-huh. (checks his shadow)
Wendy: I'm so glad you came back tonight. I might never have seen you.
Peter Pan: Why?
Wendy: Because I have to grow up tomorrow.
Peter Pan: Grow up!?
Wendy: Tonight's my last night in the nursery.
Peter Pan: But that means.... no more stories.
Wendy: (sniffs sad) Mm-hmm.
Peter Pan: No! (grabs her hand) I won't have it! Come on! []
[Meanwhile, Tink puts the scissors she fetched on the floor)
Wendy: But... but where are we going?
(Tink listens from the walls)
Peter Pan: To Never Land.
(Tink was shocked and checked from the key hole)
Wendy: Never Land!
[Back inside the drawer, as Peter and Wendy talk offscreen, Tinker Bell picks up the scissors and starts to open the drawer and she struggle]
Peter Pan: You'll never grow up there.
Wendy: Oh, Peter, it will be so wonderful.
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Wendy: But wait! What would Mother say?
Peter Pan: Mother? What's Mother?
Wendy: Why, Peter, a mother is someone who...(We see Tink trying get out by using the scissors) Who loves and care for you [to Peter Pan] and tells you stories-
Peter Pan: Good! You can be our mother. Come on.
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Wendy: Now, just a minute, I.... Let me see now. I have to pack. Oh, and I must leave a note when I'll be back. I couldn't stay too long. And then I'll have to.... Oh, but Never Land.
(We see Tinker still trying to get out)
Wendy: Oh, I.... I'm so happy I.... [back to Wendy] I think I'll give you a... a kiss.
(Tinker Bell was shocked and desperately hurries. To Peter and Wendy]
Peter Pan: What's a.. a kiss?
Wendy: Oh, well, uh... I'll show you.
(But then Tink grabs her hair locks and pulls her away from Peter)
Wendy: OH!
Peter Pan: Stop! Stop it, Tink!
(Peter tries to catch Tinker Bell with his hat while bouncing on Michael's bed causing him to wake up and notice)
Michael: John, guys, wake up! He's here.
John: (woke up) Huh? (puts on his glasses to notice with gasps) Jiminy!
[Ryan, Meg and their friends wake up]
Ryan Freestar: [rubs the sand off his eyes] What was that noise?
Meg Griffin: [yawns] I hope it isn’t Foiletta or Mio.
Bikejack: I didn't get woken up since the last 4 million stellacicles.
Cody Starshooter: I was having a most awesome dream.
Matau T. Garrison: Me too.
Crash Bandicoot: Who could be up this time of night, mate?
Milly Lightheart: Huh?
[They notices Peter Pan]
Jessie Primefan: By Primus...
Nicole "Nikki" Moonbeam: Santa?
Cody Starshooter: No. It's...
Ryan Freestar: Peter Pan!
Queen Zoe Freestar: Wow. He is real.
Sonant Nightfall: I am amazed how he is really here.
Andante Daze: That little guy Michael is right all along.
Wendy: Ooh, what in the world was that?
Peter Pan: [comes with Tinker Bell in his hat] Tinker Bell. Don't know what got into her.
Michael: Hello, Peter Pan. I'm Michael.
Ryan Freestar: Hi, my name is Ryan and this is my girlfriend, Meg.
Matau T. Garrison: Name's Matau. Master Ryan's friend and Bertram's twin brother.
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John: My name is John. How do you do?
(Michael checks his hat)
Peter Pan: Hello.
Michael Darling: Oh, look, a firefly.
Crash Bandicoot: Whoa. It is a little woman.
Wendy Darling: A pixie.
Coco Bandicoot: A fairy.
John Darling: Amazing!
[Tinker Bell jingles a bit mad as if she is saying "You're a big ugly girl!"]
Michael: What's the pixie doing?
Peter Pan: Talking.
Wendy: What did she say?
Peter Pan: She says you're a big, ugly girl. (chuckles)
Wendy: (laughs but stops upon realizing) Oh. Well, I think she's lovely.
[Tink sits on a block and shakes her head as she jingles]
Orla Carolglow: Now what she saying?
Ryan Freestar: I think she is saying "I think she's lovely indeed".
Dave Tyson: So, like Peter Pan, you can understand her?
Ryan Freestar: She jingles like a bell and I like to hear bells jingle, so… yeah.
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Wendy:
Peter Pan: Us?
Wendy:
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Peter Pan: Hehe. Well, alright. But you gotta take orders.
John Darling: Aye, aye, sir. [salutes]
Michael Darling: Me too. [salutes as well]
Wendy Darling: But, Peter. How do we get to Never Land?
Peter Pan: Fly, of course.
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Peter Pan: It's easy. All you have to do is to… is to… is… to… Ha. [sits on top of a chair] That's funny.
Wendy Darling: What's the matter? Don't you know?
Peter Pan: Oh, sure. It's.. It's just that I never thought about it before.
[Then, he realised what he was thought of on how to fly]
Peter Pan: Say, that's it! Think of a wonderful thought.
Ryan, Meg, Wendy and John: Any happy little thought?
Peter Pan: Uh huh.
Ryan Freestar: Like peace and freedom for all of the multiverse.
Meg Griffin:
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Wendy: Like toys at Christmas?
John Darling: Sleigh bells? Snow?
Peter Pan: Yup. Watch me now, here I go.
[Peter flies as they see him fly around in the air]
Peter Pan: It's easier than pie.
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Peter Pan: This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust. [] Oh.
[as he say this line, Tinker Bell gets up and cleans the dust off her]
Peter Pan: And something I forgot. Dust.
Wendy and John: Dust?
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Peter Pan: Now. Think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings.
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Crash Bandicoot: Whoa! I'm flying! Without me having to wear a jetpack.
Captain Hook and the pirates/Enter Tick Tock/TBA[]
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Pirates: [singing] Oooh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life
A roving over the sea
Give me a career as a buccaneer
It's the life of a pirate for me
Ooooh!
The life of a pirate for me
[The accordion plays and as they sing, the camera sees pirates throwing daggers at a crude picture of their captain on a door]
Pirates: Oooohhh
A pirate's life is a wonderful life
[One pirate fires a dagger with his mouth and it hits the picture]
They never bury your bones
[One pirate balances a dagger then tosses it at the picture and as they sing this part, another pirate throws a dagger with his foot at the picture]
For when it's all over, the jolly sea rover drops in on his friend Davy Jones
Ooooohh…
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Mr. Smee and the pirates: (His very) My good friend Davy Jones
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Mr. Smee: (chuckles) Good morning, shipmates.
(But then Smee gets grabbed)
Mr. Starkey: (mad) And what's good about it, Mr. Smee?
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Black Murphy: Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island.
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Bill Jukes: While his nibs play ring around the rosy with Peter Pan.
Mr. Smee: Look out there! Might go off!
[Smee then gets his nose out of Bill Jukes' gun. As another pirate named Wibbles say this line, he lassos Smee by the neck of his rope]
Wibbles: We ought to be tending to the business of looting ships.
Turk: Why, I've almost forgotten [runs his sword around the rope]how to slit a throat.
[The rope breaks and Smee falls onto the floor]
Mullins: Better hop it! [throws a dagger]
[As the pirate say this, Smee goes up the steps and miss the daggers]
Mullins: [continuing, offscreen] Und tell the captain we want to put to sea! [Smee jumps over a sword] See?
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Mr. Smee: [chuckles] Good morning, Captain.
Captain Hook: I've got it! [hooks up Smee] Tiger Lily, Smee!
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Mr. Smee: B-B-But, but will she talk, Captain?
Captain Hook: Oh, a little persuasion might be in order. Now let me see. Boiling in oil? Keelhauling? Marooning?
[Then, a pirate nam d Skylights sings as he plays the accordion]
Skylights: [singing] Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life
You will find advantage and spot
But live every minute
[Hook sees Skylights singing]
For all that is in it
The life of the pirate is short
Oh, the life....
[Hook, annoyed by Skylight's singing, pulls out his gun and readies it as he looks at his map. Then, Smee gets startled as Hook fires at Skylights, killing him offscreen. A sound of the accordion falls and it splashes in the water. Water splashes at Smee]
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[Captain Hook blows the smoke from his gun and puts it on the table]
Captain Hook: Now let me see, where was I?
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Captain Hook: Good form, Mr. Smee? [] BLAST GOOD FORM! Did Pan show good form when he did [shows his hook] this to me!?
Mr. Smee: Why, Captain. [giggle] Cutting your hand off was only a childish prank, you might say. [takes the coat off his captain]
Captain Hook: Aye, but throwing it to that crocodile!
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Captain Hook: That cursed beast like the taste of me so well, he's followed me ever since…
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Captain Hook: …licking his chops for the rest of me.
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Mr. Smee: And now when he's about, he warns ya, you might say, with his tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
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[Captain Hook looks through his telescope]
Captain Hook: Swoggle me eyes, it is Pan.
[The camera sees in his point of view that Peter Pan is flying with Wendy and the two boys]
Captain Hook: Heading this way with more of them scurvy brats.
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Captain Hook: Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew.
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Captain Hook: Look alive, you swabs!
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Captain Hook: Man the Long Tom, you bilgerats!
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Captain Hook: I've waited years for this.
Mr. Smee: That's not counting the holidays either.
Captain Hook: [to his crew] Double the power and shorten the fuse!
Mr. Smee: [as the pirates man the cannon] Shorten the powder, double the fuse.
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Captain Hook: A pretty sight, Mr. Smee. We'll pot 'em like sitting ducks. All right, men! Range 42!
Mr. Smee: Range 42.
Captain Hook: Elevation 65!
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Captain Hook: 3 degrees West!
Mr. Smee: 3 degrees west!
Captain Hook: Steady now! Steady!
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Peter Pan: [whistles] Hook! Hook, you codfish! Here!
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Peter Pan: Attention!
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Peter Pan: Well.. I'm certainly proud of you… you blockheads!
[The Lost boys feel sad by this]
Peter Pan: I bring you a mother to tell you stories…
Lost Boys: A mother?
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Peter Pan: And you shoot her down!
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Peter Pan: Tinker Bell. Tink!
[Tinker Bell comes out of hiding and jingles as if she is saying "Yes?"]
Peter Pan: Come here.
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Peter Pan: You're charged with high treason, Tink.
[Tinker Bell gives a yawning look]
Peter Pan: Are you guilty or not guilty?
[Tinker Bell jingles as if saying "Guilty". She walks past a leaf.
Peter Pan: Guilty? Don't you know you might have killed her?
[Tinker Bell smiles, comes from the other side of the leaf and nods for "Yes"]
Peter Pan: Tinker Bell…
[Tinker Bell walks as she feels happy]
Peter Pan: [voice] I hereby banish you forever.
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Wendy Darling: Please, not forever.
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Indian Chief: How.
Cubby: How, chief.
Lost boys and John and Michael: How.
Indian Chief: For many moons, red man fight pale face lost boys.
Lost boys and two boys: Ugh. Ugh.
Indian Chief: Sometime, you win. Sometime, we win.
Cubby: Okay, Chief. Uh, you win this time. Now turn us loose.
John: Turn us loose? You mean this is only a game?
Slightly: Sure! When we win, we turn them loose.
Raccoon twin 1: When they win, they turn us loose.
Raccoon twin 2: Turn us loose.
Indian Chief: This time, no turn 'em loose.
Lost Boys: Huh?
Slightly: [chuckles] The chief's a great spoofer.
Indian Chief: Me no spoofum. Where you hide Princess Tiger Lily?
Cubby: Uh, Tiger Lily?
Slightly: We ain't got your old princess!
John: I certainly never see her.
Cubby: Me neither.
Racoon twin 1: Honest, we don't.
Indian Chief: Heap big lie. If Tiger Lily not back by sunset… burnum at stake.
[We fade to black, ending the scene]
At Mermaid Lagoon/TBA[]
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At Skull Rock/[]
[The camera sees Skull Rock as seagulls make their noise and we pan towards the skull shaped rock. We desolve to inside Skull Rock and then, we see Wendy and Peter watching Captain Hook talking to Tiger Lily from above as he speaks]
Captain Hook: Now, me dear princess. This is me proposition. You tell me the hiding place of Peter Pan… and I shall set you free.
Peter Pan: [whispering] You dog.
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Captain Hook: Am I not a man of me word, Mr. Smee?
Mr. Smee:
Captain Hook: [to Tiger Lily] You better talk, me dear. For soon the tide'll be in and then, it will be too late.
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Captain Hook: Remember, there is no path through water to the happy hunting ground.
[Tiger Lily refused to talk to Hook. Hook is angry by this
Captain Hook: This is your last chance, Tiger Lily!
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Peter Pan: [in an Indian voice] Manitoa, great spirit of the mighty sea water speak.
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Peter Pan (offscreen): Beware, Captain Hook. Beware, beware!
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Peter Pan: [imitating Captain Hook's voice] Mr. Smee.
Mr. Smee: Uhh. Yes, Cap'n.
Peter Pan: [imitating Captain Hook's voice] Release the princess and take her back to her people.
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Mr. Smee: [voice] Well, at last, the captain's come to his senses.
Captain Hook: Odd's fish.
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Captain Hook: And just what do you think you are doing, Mr. Smee?
Mr. Smee:
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Peter Pan: [offscreen in Captain Hook's voice] Mr. Smee! Just exactly what do you think you are doing?
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Mr. Smee:
Peter Pan: [in Captain Hook's voice] For the last time, Mr. Smee. Take the princess back to her people. [shouts] UNDERSTAND!?!?!
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Mr. Smee: Aye, aye, sir.
Peter Pan: [in Captain Hook's voice] Oh, and one more thing. When you return to the ship, tell the whole crew to help themselves to me best rum.
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Peter Pan: Right here, Mr. Smee!
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Peter Pan: What a pity, Mr. Smee.
[As Peter Pan say this line, Captain Hook comes up to have survived the blast undamaged]
Peter Pan: I'm afraid we've lost the dear captain.
[Peter puts on Captain Hook's hat and poses and just as Captain Hook is about to ready his sword and stab Peter in the back…]
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Mr. Smee: [excitedly] Captain!
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Peter Pan: In the back, Captain?
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Peter Pan: Well, well. A codfish on a hook.
Captain Hook: I'll get you for this, Pan! If it's the last thing I do!
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Captain Hook: No!
[The crocodile catches Hook in his jaws and goes underwater and then, the croc gets his head out the water and Hook opens the croc's jaws]
Captain Hook: SMEE!!!!!
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Hook learns that Peter has banished Tinker Bell/The new plan of Captain Hook[]
[Meanwhile, back at Captain Hook's ship at night. The camera see the Tick Tock the Crocodile swimming in the water while looking up on the Jolly Roger waiting for Hook. We pan up and zoom at a light. In Hook's cabin, the Captain was seen in a blanket with his feet in a small tub of water. He sniffs once, then twice and then once again and sighs]
Captain Hook: That cursed Peter Pan. [sniff. sniff] Making a fool out of me. I... I sh....I sh...Whew! Ah-choo! [sneezes in the tub while making a splash] Oh... My head.
[Then, Hook hears someone hammering something on the door. Outside, Mr. Smee is hammering nails to a sign on the door saying "Quiet. Do not disturb".
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Mr. Smee: I wouldn’t want this to go any farther, but the cook told me…
[As he pours the hot water in Hook's foot bucket, the red line moves in the thermometer]
Mr. Smee: …that the first mate told him that he heard that Pan has banished Tinker Bell.
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Captain Hook: Why, you doddering imbecile, I..! [realises what Smee said and removes the kettle of his head] Did you say Pan has banished Tinker Bell?
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Captain Hook: And where do you think [pokes Smee on the nose] you are going?
Mr. Smee: To tell the boys we sail for the tide, sir.
Captain Hook: You will go ashore. Pick up Tinker Bell and bring her to me.
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Captain Hook: [offscreen] UNDERSTAND?!?!
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At the Indian's camp/What Makes the Red Man Red/[]
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Indian Chief: How.
Peter Pan: How.
[The Indian Chief then tells Peter in sign language]
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Michael Darling: What's he saying?
[As John say what he says, the Indian Chef tells Peter Pan in pantomime of what he is saying to him]
John Darling: He says.. Peter Pan, mighty warrior. Save Tiger Lily. Make big chief heap glad.
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Indian Chief: Teachum pale-face brother all about red man.
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Sci-Ryan: I do look forward to hear the history of this.
Meg Griffin: Me too, Sci-Ryan. Us too.
???: Uh, what makes the red man red?
Slim Twin 1: When did he first say "Ugh"?
Slim twin 2: First say "Ugh"?
Michael Darling: Why does he ask you "How"?
Indian Chief: Why does he ask you how?
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[Meanwhile, Tinker Bell watches the party from a distance as she is sitting on a blade of grass. Smee comes up from behind her. She notices her and tries to escape but Smee captures her in his hat. Tinker Bell jingles from inside]
Mr. Smee: Beggin' your pardon, Ms. Bell. But Captain Hook would like a word with ya.
[Meanwhile, the camera sees Hook's ship and a seagull flies past. We pan towards it and we fade to Hook's cabin and Captain Hook playing the piano. Smee is holding a bottle as his captain plays the piano. Hook looks at Tinker Bell]
Captain Hook: Yes, Ms. Bell. Captain Hook admits defeat.
[Tinker Bell scoffs as Hook plays and then he stops]
Captain Hook: Tomorrow, I leave the island. Never to return.
[Smee hides his bottle of rum in the piano]
Mr. Smee: I'm glad to hear that, Cap'n. [hic] I'll tell the crew and… [hic]
[Smee is about to go but Hook trips Smee and he falls on the floor. Hook plays a tune on his piano]
Captain Hook: And that's why I asked you over, my dear. To tell Peter, I bear him no ill will.
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Captain Hook: Why, rumour has that already she has come between you and Peter.
[As Hook plays on the piano, Tinker Bell sniffs as she cries. Hook notices this]
Captain Hook: But what's this? Tears? Then it is true.
[As he say this line, Mr. Smee hides the bottle of rum in the piano again, but he got his finger stuck. He pulls at it and he got his finger unstuck]
Captain Hook: Oh, Smee. The way of a man with the maid. Taking the best years of her life and then, casting her aside… [looks at Tink] Like an old glove!
Mr. Smee: Ain't it a blooming [hic] shame?
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Captain Hook: Mr. Smee, we must save the lad from himself. But how?
[Mr. Smee doesn’t answer as he is crying]
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Captain Hook: You could show us the way? Why, I never thought of that. [] Take this down, Smee.
Mr. Smee: Take this down, Smee.
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[Tinker Bell dips her shoe tips to the ink and she flies to the map, marking the start at Pegleg Point]
Captain Hook: Start at Pegleg Point.
Mr. Smee: [writing on a note] Start at Pegleg point.
[Tinker Bell walks and as Hook say this line, she is at a spot with words saying "Blindman's Bluff"]
Captain Hook: Forty paces due west to Blindman's Bluff.
Mr. Smee: [writing on a note] Blindman's Bluff.
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Captain Hook: Yes, yes. [Tinker Bell hops across the creek of the map] Hop, skip and a jump across Crocodile Creek. Then…
[As he say this, Tinker Bell moves three steps]
Captain Hook: North by Northeast, 1, 2, 3…
[She stops as she looks at him]
Captain Hook: Well, get on with i… [recomposes himself] Continue, my dear.
[Tinker Bell flies to Hook and jingles to tell him to promise not to harm Peter Pan]
Captain Hook: I mustn’t harm Peter? Madame. Captain Hook gives his word not to lay a finger…
[Tinker Bell jingles and mimes her hand to look like a hook]
Captain Hook: Or a hook on Peter Pan.
[Tinker Bell flies to the map and marks the spot with an X at Hangman's Tree]
TBA/Your Mother and Mine/[]
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Peter Pan: Big chef Flying Eagle greets his braves. [] How.
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Peter Pan: Big chef greets little mother. [] How.
Wendy Darling: Ugh.
Peter Pan: Oh, Wendy. Is that all you have to say? Everyone thinks I'm wonderful.
Wendy: Especially Tiger Lily.
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Peter Pan: Go on! Go back and grow up. But I'm warning ya. Once you're grown up, you can never come back.
[Peter walks toward the entrance to his room and stops to look back at the Lost boys and the others]
Peter Pan: Never!
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Captain Hook: And now, Smee. To take care of Master Peter Pan.
Mr. Smee: But, Cap'n. Wouldn’t it be more humane-like [runs his finger cross his neck] to slit his throat?
Captain Hook: Aye. That it would, Mr. Smee. But I have given me word not to lay a finger or a hook on Peter Pan.
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Captain Hook: And Captain Hook never breaks a promise.
TBA/[]
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Captain Hook's pirate crew: [singing] Yo ho
Yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
So, try the life of a thief
Just sample the life of a crook
There isn't a boy
Who won't enjoy
A-working for Captain Hook
The world's most famous crook
Mr. Smee: Crook, crook, crickety-crokety
Crickety-crook
The croc is after Captain…
[Hook hits Smee on the head with his hook to stop him singing]
Captain Hook: [singing] A special offer for today
I'll tell you what I'll do
All those who sign without delay
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Will get a free tattoo
Why, it's like money in the bank
C‘mon, join up and I'll be Frank
Unless you do, you'll walk the plank
The choice is up to you
Captain Hook's pirate crew: [singing] The choice is up to you
Yo ho
Yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
You'll love the life of a thief
You'll relish the life of a crook
There's barrels of fun for everyone and you get treasures by the ton
[As they sing, they stand with their flags as a arch]
So come and sign the book
[Mr. Smee dances towards Hook and as they sing the last part, Smee stands by Hook]
Join up with Captain Hook!
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Captain Hook: Why, I can see our little friend at this very moment, reading the tender inscription.
[The camera fades to Peter inside his hideout. He is holding a present as he reads the writing on the gift tag]
Peter Pan: [reading] "To Peter. With love, from Wendy. Do not open till 6 o'clock".
[He looks at his clock. The time is "5:55"]
Peter Pan: Huh. [looks at the present] I wonder what's in it.
[As Captain Hook say this line while Peter looks at the present in his hands, the camera pans to the present and fades to the inside of a present to show a bomb with the clock with the hand ticking towards the twelve]
Captain Hook (voice): Could he but see within the package, ho, he would find an ingenious little device.
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Mr. Smee: Set so that when the clock is like [positions his hands to 6 o'clock] this…
Captain Hook: Peter Pan will be BLASTED out of Never Land… forever.
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Captain Hook: But time grows short.
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Captain Hook: We have but eighteen seconds. [] Fifteen seconds. [points at the hand of his hand watch] Thirteen seconds…
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Peter Pan: Twelve seconds. Well, I guess I can open it now.
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Peter Pan: Hey, stop that! Stop that! What's the matter with you?
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Peter Pan: Hook? A bomb? Don't be ridiculous.
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Captain Hook: [takes off his hat in respect] And so passeth a worthy opponent.
Mr. Smee: [does the same] Amen.
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Peter Pan: Hook. It was a bomb. Why it hadn’t been for Tink…
TBA/Battle against Hook[]
[The camera sees Captain Hook on the ship asking Wendy and the others a choice]
Captain Hook: And now, which will it be? The pen… or the plank?
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Mr. Smee: Captain. No splash.
Captain Hook: Not a sound.
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Starkey: No splash, Cap'n.
Captain Hook: So.. You want a splash, Mr. Starkey. [grabs Starkey's shirt and tosses him overboard] I'LL GIVE YOU A SPLASH!!
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Captain Hook: Who's next?
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Peter Pan: Say your prayers, Hook!
Captain Hook: I'll show you. This ghost has blood in his vains.
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Captain Hook: Blast this hook!
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Ryan Freestar: Go, Peter. Free the kids. I'll help Meg hold off some enemies of mine.
Peter Pan:
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[Peter flies to the mast and cuts the rope, freeing the kids]
Peter Pan: Come on, everybody!