This is the film script for Ryan Freestar Meets Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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Opening/[]
[The film starts with a book with the title "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". The book opens and there is words on the page saying; "Once upon a time, there lived a lovely little princess named Snow White. Her vain and wicked stepmother, the Queen, feared that some day, Snow White's beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid." The page turns and it said; Each day, the vain Queen consulted her magic mirror. "Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?" …and as long the mirror answered "You are the fairest one of all", Snow White was safe from the Queen's cruel jealousy."
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The Evil Queen: Slave in the Magic Mirror, come from the farthest space. [] Through wind and darkness, I summon thee. Speak!
[The mirror shows the fire goes up and then the Queen say this line]
The Evil Queen: Let me see thy face.
[The fire goes down to reveal a face]
Magic Mirror: What wouldest thou know, my queen?
The Evil Queen: Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
Magic Mirror: Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.
The Evil Queen: Alas for her! Reveal her name.
Magic Mirror: Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.
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The Evil Queen: Snow White!
The Evil Queen and the Huntsman[]
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Grimhilde: Take her far into the forest. Find some secluded glade where she can pick wildflowers.
Huntsman: Yes, your majesty.
Grimhilde: And then, my faithful huntsman, you will kill her!
Huntsman: But your majesty...the little princess!
Grimhilde: Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.
Huntsman: Yes... your majesty.
Grimhilde: But to make doubly sure, you do not fail, (holds up an empty box) bring back her heart in this!
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Ryan Freestar: So, I'm Ryan and you must be…
Snow White:
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Sci-Ryan: I know. I know this book would help us what the huntsman was talking about. [looks at the pages of the book he got] It says here that the Evil Queen learned from her magic mirror that Snow White is the fairest one of all and she wants to get rid of her so she be the fairest of this world.
Ryan Freestar: So that's what she wants. I would think we need a safe place for Snow White to hide.
Colten Freestar: Good idea, bro.
TBA/Whistle while you work[]
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Bikejack: It looks like a house in the woods. More like a cottage.
Matau T. Garrison: Good observation.
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Butch Turner:
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Ruskin "Raice" Landimister:
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Ryan Freestar: I think this cottage is perfect for Snow White to hide in.
Andante Daze: Maybe so. Hopefully it don't have any traps. And hopefully it’s not a house with a head of Megatron.
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Snow White: Oh!
[The animals run out in fear.]
???: What's wrong, Snow White?
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Sci-Ryan: Hmmm. [looks at the seven chairs and gets the idea] Aha. Those chairs must belong to seven children.
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Ryan Freestar: You might be right, Snow White. This could use some cleaning up.
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Bertram T. Garrison: To be honest, cleaning this place is a good idea.
/Heigh-Ho![]
[The camera opens up to dwarfs working in a mine, mining for diamonds.
Dwarfs:
TBA/The arrival of the dwarfs/Meet the seven dwarfs[]
Snow White: Oh, what adorable, little beds! And look! They have their names carved on them. (reads the carved beds) "Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey?"
Matau T. Garrison: Dopey?! What kind of a name is Dopey? [chuckles]
Heroes: (laughing hysterically)
Queen Zoe Freestar: That's a funny name.
Snow White: (giggles) What funny names for children! (reads the rest) "Grumpy, Bashful, and Sleepy." (yawns) I'm a little sleepy myself.
???: Yeah, me too.
???: I think we all deserve a nap after a hard-day's work.
???: Let's get some sleep.
Bikejack: I think it’s a great idea. Because I could rest my servos with this work.
Sci-Ryan: You said it, Bikejack. It's no big deal. With Snow White safe in the cottage, the Evil Queen will think she is presumed dead. No problem. We will be okay in the morning.
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Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time you picked to sneeze!
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Doc: Uh, right. One of us has to go down and chase it up. [] Uh, uh, uh. Up. Down.
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Snow White: (wakes up) Oh, dear. I wonder if the children are... (sees the dwarfs peeking) Oh!
The Technorganic Elite: (react in fright)
(The dwarfs hide.)
Ryan Freestar: Who's there?
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Bikejack: Who in Primus' name are those?
Ernest Penfold: They are kids who owned the house.
Danger Mouse: No, Penfold. They're not children.
Meg Griffin: They're dwarfs.
Ernest Penfold: Cor! They are dwarfs.
Matau T. Garrison: We get the idea, Penfold.
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Snow White: Oh. You must be Grumpy.
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Ryan Freestar: [to the dwarfs] I'm Ryan Freestar. You can call me Ryan.
Meg Griffin: I'm Meg Griffin.
Crash Bandicoot: Crash. Crash Bandicoot.
Sari Sumdac:
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Doc: Well, my-my dear quincess, er, princess and friends, we're, uh, we're honored. Yes, we're, uh, we're, uh…
Grumpy: Mad as hornets!
Doc: Mad as hornets! No, no, we're not. We're bad as cornets. No, no, as bad as...what was I saying?
Grumpy: Nothing! Just standing there sputtering like a doodlebug!
Doc: (insulted) Move! Who-who-who's buttering like a spoodledug? Who's…r-ruttering like a getterbug--
Grumpy: Aw, shut up and tell 'em to get out!
Sci-Ryan: You guys don't understand! We're here because we're hiding.
Doc and Grumpy: Hiding?
Snow White: Yes. So, please don't send us away. If you do, she'll kill me.
Doc: Kill you?
Happy: Who will?
Sneezy: Yes, who?
Snow White: My stepmother, the queen.
Dwarfs: The queen?!
Aku Aku: Yes. The queen is on a manhunt for Snow White and is plotting to kill her. And she will most likely be doomed if the queen finds her out in the open.
Queen Zoe Freestar: She's crazy, jealous of Snow White, and will stop at nothing until she gets what she wants.
Marcus Reynold: We didn't know anything about the queen's plans at first. Until the huntsman told us everything and what she was going to do to Snow White.
Matau T. Garrison: It's true.
Sean Carolglow: So, in order to protect the princess from that devil of a queen, we all left the kingdom and ran away as fast as we could.
Dave Tyson: But the problem was we needed a place for her to hide.
Aylin Livemort: So, we ended up here.
Chris Strider: So, you see, we had to enter this cottage. It's the only place to keep Snow White safe from the evil queen.
Doc: Oh, is that so?
Bashful: She's wicked!
Happy: She's bad!
Sneezy: She's mighty mean!
Grumpy: She's an old witch!
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Colten Freestar: Brother. I know why mom is on your team. I am sure the dwarfs would keep Snow White safe.
Ryan Freestar: I am sure she will be safe. Besides, my mom is not evil.
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Snow White: Oh, she'll never find me here. And if you let me stay, I'll keep house for you. I'll wash and sew and sweep and cook and…
Dwarfs: Cook?!
Doc: C-can you make dapple lumpkins, uh, lumple dapplins?
Dwarfs: Apple dumplings!
Doc: Ah yes.
Sci-Ryan: Mmm. I do dream of trying apple dumplings.
Cody Starshooter: Sure you do, Sci-Ryan.
Snow White: Yes. And plum dumplings and gooseberry pie and…
TBA/Giving Grumpy a wash[]
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Grumpy: I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna.
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Dwarfs and heroes: [innocently whistling whilst circling around Grumpy]
Sci-Ryan: And now!
Doc: Get him!
[They all pounce on top of Grumpy, destroying the barrel he is sitting on.]
Grumpy: Hey, let go of me!
Doc: Get him over to the tub! Get him over to the tub!
Grumpy: Lemme loose, you fools! Lemme loose!
Meg Griffin: It's for your own good, Grumpy!
Doc: Get him up to the tub! Get him up! Hang on to him! Bang him! Pound him! Get him up to the tub! On the tub! That's the tub! That's the tub! Don't-don't-don't-don't get excited! Don't get...Don't get up...! Don't get...
Sneezy: (falls over after getting picked up by Dopey) Uh!
(Doc and Dopey tumble around until Doc pushes him off.)
Doc: Get the soap!
[Dopey nods and tries to get up, but trips on his coat. Then he gets up again and runs toward a bar of soap. He picks it up, but before he can get it to the others, it slips out of his hand repeatedly]
Doc: Oh! Steady, men! We'll get him there!
[The soap slips several more times before it rockets into the air, but bumps Dopey right on the head. The silent dwarf looks at it, and determined not to get the better of him, sneaks up on the soap and pounces. Unfortunately, it bounces off of Doc's butt and into Dopey's mouth. A second later, he hiccups bubbles, all the while looking for the soap. After another hiccup, Dopey pats his stomach and feels a rounded rectangular shape. He has incidentally swallowed the soap. But just as he realizes this, he falls down and he gets a hiccuping fit. Meanwhile, the other dwarfs are restraining Grumpy and gagging him hard, the latter not enjoying his predicament]
Doc: (singing) Now scrub good and hard, it can't be denied that he'll look mighty cute as soon as he's dried
Dwarfs: [singing] Well, it's good for the soul and it's good for the hide to go
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Grumpy: [spits out some soap] Blech! This is embarrassing!
Sari Sumdac: Oh, don't be silly, Grumpy!
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Bashful: Ain't he sweet?
Dwarfs and Ryan's team: [laughing]
Sneezy: [sniffs] Smells like a petunia!
Dwarfs and the Blindings: [laughing]
Ryan Freestar: There you go. All clean, Grumpy.
Sonant Nightfall: Aww, isn't he cute? [laughs]
Happy: [places a flower crown on Grumpy's head] He sure is cute!
Dwarfs and heroes: [laughing]
Grumpy: [frustrated] You'll pay dearly for this!
Snow White: Supper! [clanks on the side of the pot with the spoon]
Doc: Supper!
Dwarfs: Food! Hooray! (drop Grumpy and happily run off)
Oisin Carolglow: Alright! Chow time!
Cody Starshooter: Yeah, I'm starved!
Marcus Reynolds: Save some for me!
Grumpy: (sputters; sits up from the water with the flower crown on his nose) Hah!
The Evil Queen learn she had been tricked/[]
[The scene opens to the box that is held by the Evil Queen. She closes it as she talks to her magic mirror]
The Evil Queen: Magic Mirror on the wall, who now is the fairest one of all?
Magic Mirror: Over the seven jeweled hills, beyond the seventh fall, in a cottage of the seven dwarves' dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.
The Evil Queen: Snow White lies dead in the forest. The huntsman has brought me proof. Behold, her heart.
Magic Mirror: Snow White yet lives, the fairest in the land. It is the heart of a pig you hold in your hand.
The Evil Queen: The heart of a pig?! Then I've been tricked! [furiously snaps the box shut]
[The queen runs down a spiral staircase into the basement. As she reaches the end, she goes through a door into a secluded laboratory. Sitting on a skull is her pet, a raven, who awakens with a start as she shuts the door behind her.]
The Evil Queen: The heart of a pig! The blundering fool! [throws the box down in outrage] I'll go myself to the dwarfs' cottage in a disguise so complete no one will ever suspect. [takes the "Disguise" formula book off the shelf and flips through the pages] Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness, change my queenly raiment to a peddler's cloak. [finds the "Peddler's Disguise Formula"] Mummy dust to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag's cackle.
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The Evil Queen: To whiten my hair, a scream of fright.
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The Evil Queen: A blast of wind, to fan my hate!
[The wind blows and the Raven flies in order not to get blown by the wind]
The Evil Queen: A thunderbolt, to mix it well. Now.... begin thy magic spell.
[She drinks the potion and then… she drops the glass and grasps her throat and gasps as the room starts to spin. Her transformation begins with her hair flailing about and turning to white. Then, she looks as her hands turn all bony and clawed]
The Evil Queen: [voice] Look! My hands!
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TBA/Silly song[]
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The Evil Queen (Old Hag): Dip the apple with the brew. Let the sleeping death seep through!
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The Evil Queen (Old Hag): Look! On the skin! [the raven covers as it looks at the apple over its wing] The symbol of what lies within.
[As she say this line, the poisoned apple turns red as if it is a healthy red apple]
The Evil Queen (Old Hag): Now, turn red to tempt Snow White. To make her hunger for a bite. [chuckles. to a raven] Have a bite?
[Frightened by this, the raven recoils from the apple as the queen cackles]
The Evil Queen (Old Hag): It's not for you. It's for Snow White.
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The Evil Queen (Old Hag): When she breaks the tender peel to taste the apple in my hand, her breath will still, her blood congeals. Then I'll be fairest in the land! [laughs] But wait! There may be an antidote. Nothing must be overlooked. [looks through her spell book until she finds something] Oh! Here it is! [reads it] "The victim of the Sleeping Death can be revived only by Love's First Kiss." "Love's First Kiss." [disregards it by slamming the book shut] Bah-ha-ha! No fear of that. The dwarfs and their friends will think she's dead! She'll be buried alive!! [cackles] Buried alive!
[She cackles once more as she heads out of the castle lab and into the dungeon. There, in a cell before her, is the skeleton of a dead prisoner reaching for a pitcher.]
The Evil Queen (Old Hag): [to the skeleton] Thirsty? [chuckles and kicks the pitcher towards the skeleton] Have a drink! [cackles]
The next morning//The evil queen's fate[]
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The Blindings: [laughing at Grumpy's silliness despite his bad attitude]
[Andante moves his hands to the sides to stop his brothers laughing]
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Snow White:
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Snow White: [voice] Oh. I feel strange.
The Evil Queen (Old Hag): Her breath will still... Her blood congeals... [Snow White faints and collapses to the floor, with a half bitten poisoned apple rolling around; cackles] Now, I'll be fairest in the land!! [cackles]
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Ryan Freestar: There she is!
???: Get her!
???: Don't let her escape!
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???: Come back here, you demon!
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Meg Griffin: Good thing we are following the dwarfs, my love.
Ryan Freestar: Do you see here?
Matau T. Garrison: Don't lose her, guys. We will get here. Eventually.
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The Evil Queen (Old Hag): (gasps) I'm trapped! What will I do?! The meddling little fools!
Bikejack: We've got you now, evil queen! There's nowhere to run and nowhere to hide!
[While this is happening, two vultures have perched on a branch watches the evil queen and grin. They know a fall from a cliff means death to the Queen. She sees Ryan's team and the dwarfs coming this way and then, she notices a boulder and plans to use it to crush them]
The Evil Queen (Old Hag): I'll fix you! I'll crush your bones!
Grumpy: Look out!
The Evil Queen (Old Hag): (cackles wickedly)
[Then, a lightning bolt misses her and strikes at the rock start to crumble where she is standing]
The Evil Queen (Old Hag): (screams as she falls off the crumbling cliff)
(The boulder that was meant to crush the dwarfs and our heroes falls down after the evil queen and it kills her offscreen. The vultures look down with grimacing looks on their faces. The dwarfs and our heroes look down the crevice to where the evil queen met her demise. The vultures then fly off and begin circling around, ready to eat what's left of her.)
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TBA/The prince awakens Snow White/Happy ending[]
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[The scene opens with words appear under a tree branch. They say "…so beautiful, even in death, that the dwarfs could not find it in their hearts to bury her…". The scene fades fade to a tree branch covered in snow and words appear saying "…they fashioned a coffin of glass and gold, and kept eternal vigil at her side…". Fade transitions to the branch with blossoms on it. Now, the words say "…the Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin."
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Ryan Freestar: Goodbye, Snow White!
Meg Griffin: Have a nice life, Snow White.
Bikejack:
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Chorus: (singing) Someday when spring is here We'll find our love anew And the birds will sing, And wedding bells will ring
[The scene fades to black and then appears with a page of the book with the words saying "…and they lived happily ever after."]
Someday when my dreams come true!
[The book then closes