This is the film script for Ryan Freestar Meets The Incredibles.
Script[]
Opening/Interview/Meeting Mr. Incredible[]
[The film starts at an interview of Mr. Incredible]
Mr Incredible: (taps his microphone) Is this thing on?
Interviewer: That's fine.
Mr. Incredible: I can break through walls, I just can’t...
Interviewer: That’s fine.
Mr. Incredible: I can’t get this on. [gets the microphone on his suit]
Interviewer: So, Mr. Incredible... do you have a secret identity?
Mr. Incredible: Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn’t. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
[The camera see the words saying "Walt Disney Pictures presents". The camera sees a female super hero named Elastigirl]
Elastigirl: Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the um...at the supermarket. Come on, I want to go shopping as Elastigirl, you know what I mean?
[The camera see the words saying "A Pixar Animation Studios film". The camera sees a hero Frozone]
Frozone: Super-ladies. They always try to tell you their secret identity. Think it’ll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, "Girl, I don’t want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego." or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you’re a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that’s all right with me. I’m good. I’m good.
[The camera sees words saying "A Ryantransformer Studios production. In associations with Transformersprimefan Productions". Back to Mr. Incredible]
Mr. Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes, I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit I feel like a maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for.... for ten minutes?
Interviewer: I could get to that point.
Mr. Incredible: Please?
Interviewer: Wait, no, don’t get up. We’re not finished.
[After a flash, Mr. Incredible is sitting]
Mr. Incredible: Sometimes, I think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.
[To ElastiGirl]
Elastigirl: Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! I don't think so.
[The screen fades to black. We then see the title of the movie. "Ryan Freestar Meets the Incredibles".
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Mr. Incredible: What the? Who are you supposed to be?
Buddy Pine: Well, I'm Incrediboy!
Mr. Incredible: Wha? No. You're that kid from the fan club. Bro-fy. B-Brody. Uh, Buddy! Buddy!
Buddy Pine: My name is Incrediboy.
Mr. Incredible:
Meeting ElastiGirl/Encountering Bomb Voyage[]
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Mr. Incredible: Now you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.
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Mr. Incredible: Bomb Voyage.
Bomb Voyage: Monsieur Incroyable…! (Subtitles: Mr. Incredible…!)
Buddy Pine/Incrediboy: [voice offscreen] And Incrediboy!
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Bomb Voyage: Incrediboy?
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Buddy Pine: Do you wanna know how I get around so fast? See. I have these rocketboots.
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Ryan Freestar: Buddy. Please go home.
Buddy Pine: What?
Mr. Incredible: Now.
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Buddy Pine: Can we talk? You always, always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I finally figured who I am. I am your ward. Incrediboy!
Mr. Incredible: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. []
Buddy Pine: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it. Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invited these. I can fly. Can you fly?
Sci-Ryan: I know I can fly. But you could fly out of here.
Ryan Freestar: He's right. You should fly from danger.
Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Bomb Voyage: Oui et ta tenue est complètement ridicule! (Subtitles: And your outfit is totally ridiculous!)
Buddy Pine: Just give me one chance! I’ll show you. I’ll go get the police.
(Bomb Voyage puts a bomb on Incrediboy's cape.)
Mr. Incredible: Buddy, don’t!
Buddy Pine: It’ll only take a second, really.
Ryan Freestar: No!
Meg Griffin: Wait!
Mr. Incredible: STOP!!! There's a bomb!
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Mr. Incredible: Take this one home and make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.
Buddy Pine: I can help you! You guys are making a mista... [gets shoved into the police car] HEY!
Queen Zoe Freestar: The injured jumper. You sent some paramedics?
Police officer: They’ve already picked him up.
Mr. Incredible: The blast in the building was caused by Bomb Voyage who this team of heroes and I caught robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.
Police officer: He got away?
Mr. Incredible: Well, yeah. [referring to Buddy] Skippy here made sure of that.
Buddy Pine: IncrediBoy!
Mr. Incredible: [to Buddy] You're not affiliated with me!
Jessie Primefan: [] Oh my. We're late.
Mr. Incredible: Listen. I gotta be somewhere.
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Police Officer: Wait. What about Bomb Voyage?
Mr. Incredible: Any other night, I’d go after him myself, but this team and I really gotta go. [] But, don't worry! We'll get him! Eventually!
The marriage of Bob and Helen/Supers get sued[]
[The car arrives outside a church]
[Mr. Incredible and Ryan and Meg and friends join Frozone inside]
Frozone: You guys are very late.
Bertram T. Garrison: How does he look?
Frozone: Oh, the mask. You've still got the mask. [takes it off Mr. Incredible's face]
Bob Parr: Showtime.
Meg Griffin: Here we go.
[They enter the large room]
Priest: Robert Parr... Would you have this woman to be your awefuly wedded wife...
Helen Parr: You're late. When you asked if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
Bob Parr: It was playful banter.
Helen Parr: Cutting it a little close, don't you think?
Bob Parr: You need to be more.. flexible.
Helen Parr: I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that. Don't you?
Priest: ...as long as you both shall live?
Bob Parr: I do.
Priset: I now pronounce this couple husband and wife.
[Helen and Bob kiss]
[The crowd cheers]
Ryan Freestar: [cries a little] I always cry at weddings.
Orla Carolglow: Nice one.
[To Helen and Bob]
Helen Parr: As long as we both shall live, no matter what happens.
Bob Parr: Hey. Come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?
[A newspaper title: Mr. Incredible sued]
TV announcer: In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who aparently didn't want to be saved. The plaintive Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, filed a suit against famed super hero in supirior court.
Sansweet's lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And when we recived from Mr. Incredible's "actions" so forth, cause him daily pain.
Mr. Incredible: Hey! I saved your life!
Oliver Sansweet: You didn't save my life, you ruined my death! That's what you did!
Mr. Incredible: Listen, you little piece of...
Mr. Incredible's Lawyer: My client has no further comment at this time.
[Cut to the train]
TV announcer: Five days later, another suit was filed at the L-train accident. Mr. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions.
[Many other news papers]
TV announcer: And opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.
[A judge]
Judge: It's time for their secret identity to become thier only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.
[Mr Incredible waves and leaves. A crowd holds signs]
TV announcer: Under tremendous public pressure and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work.
[A newspaper]
TV announcer: Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.
TBA/No capes[]
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Bob Parr:
Edna Mode: [throws a paper ball at Bob] No capes!
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Bob Parr: Isn't that my decision?
Edna Mode: Do you remember Thunderhead?[] Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.
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Bob Parr: Listen, E.
Edna Mode: November 15th of 58!
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Edna Mode: [voice] All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin.
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Bob Parr: Thunderhead is not the brightest bulb…
Edna Mode: Stratogale! [] April 23rd, 57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.
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Bob Parr: E, you can’t generalize about these things
Edna Mode: Meta Man, express elevator! Dyna Guy, snag on take off! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!!
TBA/[]
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Male voice: It's bigger!
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Male voice: It's badder!
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Male voice: Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. Incredible!
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Mr. Incredible: Buddy?
Symdrome: My name is not BUDDY!!!
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Symdrome: And it's not Incrediboy either! That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help and what did you say to me?
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Flashback Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Symdrome: [voice] It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone.
[Flashback ends]
Symdrome: Especially your heroes.
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Symdrome: Am I good enough now?
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Symdrome: Who's super now! I'm Symdrome. Your nemesis and a…
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Symdrome: Oh, brilliant.
TBA[]
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Edna Mode: I started with the baby.
Helen Parr: Started?
Edna Mode: Shh. Darling. Shh. I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin…
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Edna Mode: …and can also withstand the temperature of over 1000 degrees. [] Completely bulletproof.
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Edna Mode: And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.
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Edna Mode: Your daughter's suit was tricky. But I finally created a sturdy materiel that will disappear completely as she does.
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Edna Mode: Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible.. [] Yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. Well, darling? What do you think?
TBA/TBA[]
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Helen Parr: Island approach. India Golf Niner-Niner checking in. VFR on top. Over.
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Helen Parr: Island tower, this is India Golf Niner-Niner requesting vectors to the initial. Over.
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Symdrome: You, sir, truly are Mr. Incredible. You know, I was right to idolise you. I...I-I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man! I’m still geeking out about it! [sighs] And then you had to just.....ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help? [mocking] Help me, help me. Help! ...lame...lame...lame, LAME, LAME!! All right! Who did you contact?!
Mr. Incredible: Contact? What are you talking about?
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Symdrome:
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Symdrome: And now, a government plane is requesting permission to land here! Who did you contact?!
Mr. Incredible: I didn't sent for… a plane…
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Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles! I'll do anything!
Symdrome: [] Too late. 15 years too late.
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TBA[]
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Security parrot: Identification please.
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Security parrot: Voice key incorrect.
Violet: Voice key?
Security parrot: Voice key incorrect.
Violet: Wait a second.
TBA/[]
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Mr. Incredible: We can't stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate it is…
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Mr. Incredible: …itself.
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Mr. Incredible: Wait a minute. [to his wife] Press that button again!
TBA/A new enemy/Ending[]
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The Underminer: Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!
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The Underminer: [voice] I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!
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