This is the film script of Ryan Freestar and Pooh's Heffalump Movie.
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Opening:[]
TBA[]
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A giant footprint/[]
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Winnie the Pooh: Rabbit, what sort of creature do you suppose would be attached to a foot that um, big?
Rabbit: There's only one thing it could be. [inhales] A Heffalump.
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Roo: Excuse me. What's a Heffalump?
Bertram, Tigger and Rabbit: [in unison] What's a Heffalump!?
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Rabbit: Everyone knows what a Heffalump's like.
Tigger: Its got fiery eyes and a tail with a spike
Bertram T. Garrison: With claws on its paws that are sharp as a tack
Tigger: And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back
Pinkipoo: Out of its back?
Rabbit: Well of course, Pinkipoo. Precisely.
Tigger: Exac-tically! (singing) ‘Cause its bottom is up and its top’s really down
Rabbit: So it’s nose is its tail or the other way round
Tigger: Yeah, it's wide as a river and tall as a tree
Rabbit: Imagine gigantic
Tigger: And times it by 3
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Rabbit: It clomps here and there
Tigger: And it stomps to and fro
Rabbit: Its got three horns above
Tigger: And 11 below!
Piglet: And those are it’s good points
Winnie the Pooh: There's much more to know
Pooh and friends with chorus: About the dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed
Horribly hazardous Heffalumps
Roo: Wow! Neat!
Sci-Ryan: Amazing.
Rabbit: Neat? It's most certainly not neat. [to Sci-Ryan] And it’s not amazing, Sci-Ryan! [] Everyone knows that they lurk and they creep
Tigger: The best time to see one is when it's asleep
Rabbit: If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump
Tigger: You can tell which part's Heffa-hehe
Rabbit: And which part is lump!
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Chorus: They steal all your honey and eat your last crust
They stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust
The worst part of all is..
Ryan Freestar, Meg Griffin, Wallflower Blush and Roo: They're different from us?
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Pooh and friends: They're the dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed
Fiercely ferociously
Mostly atrociously
Horribly hazardous
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Roo, Ryan Freestar, Meg Grffin and the TE: Heffalumps!
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Roo: Yeah!