This is the film script of Ryan Freestar and The Ghost of Lord Farquaad.
Script[]
Opening:[]
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Donkey: We got a donkey driving a carriage made of onion. It's dark and our horses are wearing sunglasses.
Shrek: Cut to the chase, Donkey. Just cut to the chase!
TBA/Stone Dragon chase[]
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Shrek: Are you gettin' the willies? The trembles? The shakes? The heebee jeepers?
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Shrek: Talk about rewriting history.
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Shrek: Well, looks like Farquaad's still trying to compensate for something. I wonder what that could be.
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Donkey: [gasps] Now I'm seeing things. Can we get out of here please?
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Shrek: Sure, of course. Now, you wouldn’t happen to have another carriage in your pocket, would you?
Donkey: Donkeys don't have pockets. But, some of us do have wings. [whistles]
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Donkey: Uh oh. Wrong dragon!
Shrek: Wrong whistle!
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Shrek: What have you done to my wife!
Lord Farquaad: Your wife? Don't you mean your widow?
Donkey: I know I seen you die in the first movie!
Meg Griffin:
TBA//Arrive at the Honeymoon Hotel and ending[]
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Lord Farquaad: You might as well stop struggling, princess. Soon, you and I will be together forever. With you as my spirit queen, I'll be king of the underworld.
Princess Fiona: Over my dead body!
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Theloneus: Sorry, Princess.
[He unhooks the anchor and the raft goes with Fiona and Theloneous]
Lord Farquaad: No! Nitwit! Not with you on it!
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Shrek: Let the honeymoon begin!