
Everyone knows the tortoise beat the hare, but had that tortoise been Snapper, he'd have beat the hare into a bloody pulp and hid the remains at the bottom of a swamp. A jet-propelled snapping turtle with a vicious attitude, Snapper is proof that not all turtles are slowpokes. But unlike another jet-powered warrior turtle, Snapper is anything but a friend to children everywhere. And no, his name's not slash, he doesn't wear cool armor he doesn't come from dimension X, he isn't first stupid-then smart-now stupid, and he doesn't like palm trees, or 'binkies'