This is the transcript for Sonic, Red, Kion, Steven Universe and Mr. Wolf's Adventures of The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
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Emmet:
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TBA/Gotham City Guys[]
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Batman: Oh great. More singing. Right on time.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: Listen, Bruce.
Batman: Who's Bruce?
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: It's nothing personal. It's just… [singing] I dated men like you before and you're just not my type
Ice Cream Cone: My type.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: [singing] Never around during the day, only come out at night
Ice Cream Cone: That's right.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: [singing] Emotionally wounded, dark and brooding all the time.
Princess: Boo-hoo.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: [singing] Hanging around with clowns
I don't need that in my life
I ain't Selena Kyle
I ain't no Vicki Vale
I was never into you even you were Christian Bale
Batman: I'm more of a Keaton guy myself.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: Oh, I loved him as Beetlejuice.
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Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: I'm just not into Gotham City guys
LEGO Batman: Well, yeah, we're flawed. But that's what makes us so relatable.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: I'm just not into guys who can't fly
LEGO Batman: I can fly!
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: The Batwing can fly! [singing] Rich boys with gadgets are not my type
LEGO Batman: What IS your type?
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: Kryptonian men are my Kryptonite
LEGO Batman: GROSS!!
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: I'm just not into Gotham City guys
LEGO Batman: So what? You dig Superman. I don't care. But like, listen up.
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LEGO Batman: [rapping] You're clearly just confused
Gotham dudes are the best
We have deep manly voices and insanely ripped pecs
We're Affleck level hot
And we're Oprah level rich
With George Clooney level charm and Val Kilmer lips
We work for our powers, cause we're self-made men
We didn't just get them from the sun, like an entitled alien!
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LEGO Batman: Go on one date with me and you'll change your mind.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: Unsubscribe.
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Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: I'm just not into Gotham City guys
LEGO Batman: Gimme a chance!
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: No thank you. Hard pass. [singing] I'm just into guys who don't wear tights
LEGO Batman: I used to wear tights. Ask Adam West.
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: I'm looking for a husband, someone to share my crown
And Gotham men are playboys who would never settle down
Unlike other superheroes who are strong and not afraid
Of commitment and relationships, I won't name any names
LEGO Superman: Oh, hey, Batman.
[Batman sees this. As Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi finishes her song, she change into a girder and gains a red cape]
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi: But I'll give you a hint
He's made of steel and wears a red cape
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Michelle, Rex, Crimson Falcon and Clawdog[]
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Future Emmet, Red, Wolf and Summer backstory[]
Michelle:
Rex Dangervest:
Emmet: the question is why I sound Diffrent
Rex: why I sound Diffrent?
Emmet, Red and Wolf:
Summer:
Crimson Flacon:
Rex:
Michelle:
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Rex Dangervest: Sorry, Doc. Gonna need your DeLorean. And Bill, Ted, your phone booth. Doctor Who's TARDIS, HG Wells' bicycle thing, whatever Skynet's been using and this hot tub. I built a time travelling space ship and with my friends, I blasted into the past.
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Rex Dangervest: I picked up a crew.
Velociraptor: [screech] (Subtitles: "I love tennis!")
Velociraptors: [screeches] (Subtitles: "Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! etc.")
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Rex Dangervest: [narrating] Then I traveled to the moment right before I was thrown... into the cold dark truth of the world.
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Michelle Stormsun: Rex's right, Summer. Shadow never loves Sunny. And your siblings mean nothing to you. Do you think you, Emmet and your two buds will go back to the Matrix when you learned the truth?
Emmet: What's the Matrix?
Rex Dangervest: It's a movie only cooler older mature dudes like us who seen it. It's time to put away childish things.
Emmet: No. my friends may not be real to you, but they're real to me. And they're my family. I won't give up on them.
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Rex Dangervest: I am so disappointed in myself. Guess you're gonna have to become me… [] The hard way.
Michelle Stormsun: He is right, Summer. I will make you take the cowards way out and save yourself so you‘ll be me the hard way.
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Rex Dangervest: Ain't nothing but a couple of years in Un-dar of the Dry-ar system won't fix.
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Michelle Stormsun: See you never, Summer.
Rex Dangervest: One love.
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Everything's Not Awesome/Final Battle[]
Wyldstyle/Lucy: Wait. What? No. This isn't the end. It can't be. This isn't one of those things with a downer cliffhanger ending. Uh uh. No, no. This needs to have a happy ending.
Whisper:
Tangle:
Star: Looks like a downer to me.
Batman: And so it ends for Batman the way it began... In darkness.
Green Lantern (The Lego Movie): Hey, uh, Supse? You're pressed against me, it's no big rush or anything.
Stweet Mayhem:
Everything's not awesome
Wyldstyle:
[Banarnar]
Everything's not cool
[Unikitty]
I am so depressed
[Balthazar]
Everything's not awesome
[Benny]
Whoa, I think I finally get Radiohead
[Batman]
(spoken) Bro, you should check out Elliot Smith.
[Sweet Mayhem]
What's the point? There's no hope Awesomeness was a pipedream
[MetalBeard]
Aye, my spirits be at the bottom of the sea
[Batman]
Love's not real, I just wanna eat carbs
Pass the ice cream
[Ice Cream Cone]
(spoken) I am not a thing you can just use to fill emotional voids with.
[Wyldstyle]
(spoken) Stop, everyone, okay, just listen.
(singing) Everything's not awesome
But that doesn't mean that it's hopeless and bleak
Everything's not awesome
But in my heart, I believe (Sweet Mayhem: I believe)
We can make things better if we stick together (If we stick together)
Side by side, you and I, we will build it together (Yeah, we'll be together)
Build it together (Together forever)
All together now
[Everyone and The Freedom Fighters and Knight Procetors]
This song's gonna get stuck inside your
This song's gonna get stuck inside your
This song's gonna get stuck inside your
This song's gonna get stuck inside your
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Emmet:
Summer:
Mr. Wolf:
Red:
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[Wyldstyle]
Heart
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Emmet:
Summer:
Red:
Mr. Wolf:
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Rex Dangervest:
Michelle/Purple Machine Ranger:
Crismion:
Clawdog:
Emmet:
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Summer:
Emmmet:
Red:
Emmet's pov:
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Young Finn:
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Summer's Pov:
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Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi:
Batman:
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi:
Wyldstyle:
Sonic:
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Everything's not awesome
Things can't be awesome all of the time
It's not realistic expectation
But that doesn't mean we shouldn't try
To make everything awesome
In a less likely, unrealistic kind of way
We should maybe aim for not bad
'Cause not bad, well that would be real great
Everything is better when we stick together (We stick together)
Side by side, you and I, we will sing it together (Always together)
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Benny: I'm driving the spaceship, I'm back in command, I'm turning the switch,and I'm...
Balthazar: Calm down.
Benny: DON'T TOUCH ME WHILE I'M SPACESHIPPING!
Stars:
Sewer Babies:
Gwen:
Chuck:
Dr. Colosso:
Balthazar:
Both:
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Sweet Mayhem:
Wyldstyle:
Diane:
Silver:
Chaos:
Moon:
Wyldstyle:
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Rex Dangervest:
Emmet, Summer, Red and Wolf:
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Michelle Stormsun: I don't care about my parents! You must become me one way or another.
Summer Starscout: No. I will run away to save myself. I will defeat you.
Michelle Stormsun: Yes. In a glorious metaphor, you defeated yourself.
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[Rex gets up, grunting]
Rex Dangervest: I can't.
Emmet: What do you mean?
Rex Dangervest: She came back for you. You're never going to turn out… like me, which means… I'm never gonna exist.
Emmet: Wait, wait, no.
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Michelle Stormsun: He's right. Your friends came back for you. Much like my sister and sad brother, you're never going to be like me, that would mean… [sighs sadly] I'm never going to exist.
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Rex Dangervest: [as his right arm disappears] Ha-ha! I told.. I knew it. Look. I'm Back to the Future-ing. Totally called it.
Michelle Stormsun: Hey. Check me and my friends out, Summer. We're "Back to the Future"ing as well.
Summer: What's Back to the Future-ing?
Rex Dangervest: It's a classic movie older kids get to watch. [his leg disappears] And now, it's happening to me.
Michelle Stormsun: Same for me. I will accept death and non existence.
Emmet: Come on. Take our hand while you still have a hand to take.
Rex Dangervest: That ain't how it works, kid.
Emmet: Rex..
Rex Dangervest: It's okay. I'm proud of you. And you're gonna grow up to be better than me. But kind of thanks to me, so I'm also great.
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Rex Dangervest: And Lucy, thanks for coming back for us. Besides. This is a pretty righteous way to go out.
Michelle Stormsun: I agree with Rex. You should let me take the coward's way out. So, I am great and so are you. And you are right, this is a pretty cool way to go out. NO REGRETS!!
Rex Dangervest: Except again, not getting trademarking "No regrets". That is a mistake. One love.
Michelle Stormsun: See you, siblings!
[Rex and Michelle disappeared from existence.