This is the transcript of Sonic, Red, Kion, Steven Universe and Mr. Wolf's Adventures of The Lego Star Wars: Holiday Special.
Patchy Segment Opening[]
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Patchy: Merry Christmas, kids! I bet you're wondering why ol' Patchy has this mail truck. Well, this year, I wanted to be absolutely sure Santa got me letter, so I gave Mr. Mailman the day off.
[He puts his pirate hat on the mailman tied up and gagged in the back of the truck, puts on his mailman hat and closes the door]
Potty: Do you even know how to get to the North Pole?
Patchy: Oh, Potty, you silly parrot. Everyone knows that the directions to the North Pole are in the lyrics of the song "Jingle Bells." ♪Dashing through the snow, in a... [Mumbles] Through the fields we go. Fa la la la la.♪ Okay. So we're looking for some fields here.
Potty: No, Patchy, the directions to the North Pole are in the song, "There Goes Santa Claus." ♪There goes Santa Claus. There goes Santa Claus. Left on Santa Claus Drive♪ Scurvy brain.
Patchy: Yeah, well, we ain't turnin' till we see some fields.
Potty: Look out! There's a fork in the road!
Patchy: I don't see no fork.
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Patchy and Potty: (screaming)
Patchy: While we wait for the truck to stop spinning, let's check it out this new Sonic and Star Wars crossover.
Opening/Rey Trains Finn[]
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Yoda (POV): Destroyed. The first order was. Eliminated. Were the Sith. Across the Galaxy, Peace had spread. With freedom restored, Life Day could be celebrated. What is Life Day you asked? A holiday of friendship. A family of connection. (Sonic, Red, Kion, Steven Universe and Mr. Wolf's Adventures of The Lego Star Wars: Holiday Special)
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Finn:
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Rey:
Finn:
Rey:
Summer:
Finn:
Rey:
Finn:
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Summer:
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Finn: Oh, come on!!!
Rey:
Summer:
Finn:
Whisper:
Rey:
Chaos:
Finn:
Poe:
Manny:
Knuckles:
Sid:
Diego:
Peaches:
Julian:
Garnet:
Izzy:
Misty:
Poe:
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Jedi Temple[]
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Chewbacca's Family/Rey, Summer, Chaos, Moon and Zhen vs Darth Vader/Time Travel Jump[]
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Summer:
Rey:
Darth Vader:
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Our Heroes:
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Zhen:
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Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back):
Snowtrooper:
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Darth Vader:
Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back):
Darth Vader:
Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back):
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Darth Vader:
Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back):
Snowtrooper 2:
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Darth Vader:
Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back):
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Both: You are me destory them!
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Zhen:
Rey:
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Summer:
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Snowtrooper: lord vader!
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Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back):
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Patchy Segment #2[]
Patchy: I can't believe we survived that horrifying car accident without a scratch. [He gets out of the truck and slips on the ice] Ow! [He notices the fork in the tire] Aw, here's the problem. Oh, that's not good. Flat tire, huh? Looks as sad as an empty bag of beef. Brrr! It's cold up here. Why don't you kids at home go make a nice hot cup of cocoa while Potty builds me a fire?
Worst Life Day ever[]
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Patchy Segment #3[]
[We see Potty and Patchy huddled around a fire.]
Patchy: [Shivering] Hello, kiddies. It's so cold, me eye patch cracked. There hasn't been any food or water or food or food for over 20 minutes. [Coughs] Boy, I could sure go for some buffalo wings right about now. Sounds good. Eh, Potty? [Patchy looks at Potty and imagines him turning into a plate of buffalo wings] With a side of blue cheese dressing. [He grabs a fork, licks his lips, and lunges at Potty who flies up. Patchy bites on the log Potty was sitting on]
Potty: Squawk! What are you doing?
Patchy: I'm sorry, Potty, I don't know what got into me. I'm just so hungry!
Potty: It's okay, Patchy, I can't stay mad at you.
Patchy: Aww. [Potty imagines Patchy's head turning into a suet cake covered in bird food]
Patchy: Why are you looking at me like that, bird? [Potty pecks at his head] What are you doing?
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Rey, Summer, Chaos, Moon and Zhen Realize the Truth[]
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Summer:
Chaos:
Moon:
Zhen:
Summer:
Rey:
Final Battle/Return Back to Normal[]
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Summer, Chaos, Moon, Zhen, and Rey: Ben?
Palpatine:
Kylo Ren:
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Summer:
Dinner Ruined again/The First Kiss/Snow/Ending[]
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Rey:
Finn:
Whisper:
Chaos:
Whisper:
Chaos:
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Whisper: (in Sammy' voice) are they staring at us?
Chaos (in Diego' voice) Yeah
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Patchy's Ending[]
[Potty is still pecking Patchy's head]
Patchy: [Notices a sign] Santa's workshop? I'm here, Santa! I'm here!
Potty: I'm not going in there.
Patchy: Santa! [He sits on Santa's lap and pulls out his letter] There's only one thing I wants for Christmas! And it's to meet me hero, SpongeBob SquarePants. [Santa sprinkles magic dust on Patchy to make his wish come true, then the illusion breaks and Patchy realizes he's in a cave with a polar bear who sprinkled him with salt because he wants to eat him. The bear chases him. The scene then cuts to Potty standing next to Santa]
Santa: I think stealing a mail truck definitely counts as naughty. Wouldn't you say, Potty?
Potty: I sure would, Santa.
[They laugh]
Both: Merry Christmas.